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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:28:43pm

So when does he go off-script and start unloading about the “rigged witch-hunt” that just pwned two of his most trusted advisers coffee boys?

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Dr. Matt  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:29:29pm

God is Happy.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:29:46pm

Patrick Morrisey is going all in as a Trump republican.

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wrenchwench  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:30:23pm
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Kragar  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:30:59pm
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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:31:02pm

Morrisey is talking about Hillary. Chants of LOCK HER UP from the crowd.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:31:34pm

re: #6 teleskiguy

Morrisey is talking about Hillary. Chants of LOCK HER UP from the crowd.

I’m guessing none of them have heard the news. Faux hasn’t covered it yet, right?

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:32:52pm

“Liberal” Joe Manchin?

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:33:07pm

Button your fucking suit jacket, bro! Fuckface Von Clownstick’s suits are so ill-fitting, it’s embarrassing.

Morrisey is done stumping.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:33:42pm
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Jenner7  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:33:43pm

There’s a blue wave on his tie…heh heh.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:33:51pm

re: #9 teleskiguy

Button your fucking suit jacket, bro! Fuckface Von Clownstick’s suits are so ill-fitting, it’s embarrassing.

Morrisey is done stumping.

YEABBUT TAN SUIT!!!

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blueraven  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:34:12pm
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A hollow voice says, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:34:29pm

Meanwhile… I stopped at the grocery store on the way home, and the guy in line in front of me had a baguette, two varieties of exotic (stinky) cheese and a bottle of Chivas Regal. Celebrating? Who knows?

Me? You can all have your flavored ethanols, I went home with PIE!

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:35:02pm

What the fuck. He just said that Pelosi and Waters are in charge of Congress.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:35:41pm
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I Would Prefer Not To  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:35:42pm

I sitting her trying to figure out how much you would have to pay me to listen to a trump rally (completely sober). Keep in mind, I’m poor. I think I would do it for $500.00. Cash up front. Only tonight because I knew he’s desperate.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:35:44pm

re: #15 teleskiguy

What the fuck. He just said that Pelosi and Waters are in charge of congress.

God, don’t we wish.

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:36:18pm
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Patricia Kayden  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:36:58pm
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Dr. Matt  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:36:59pm

Tonight might be the night where Donnie finally starts dropping n-bombs at his klan rally.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:37:32pm

He’s bragging about MY ENDORSEMENTS. I DON’T WANT A BRAG ABOUT IT BUT I AM A GREAT ENDORSER. BING BING

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:38:39pm

He’s lying his ass off about his endorsements.

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Interesting Times  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:39:10pm

re: #13 blueraven

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:40:47pm

THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO TURN OUR COUNTRY INTO ONE BIG FAT SANCTUARY CITY. THEY PROTECT ILLEGAL ALIENS MORE THAN LEGAL CITIZENS. THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY YOUR SECOND AMENDMENT.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:40:58pm
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Kragar  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:41:08pm
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Skip Intro  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:41:48pm

re: #26 goddamnedfrank

I’ll bite. What is it?

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:41:57pm

He doesn’t mention John McCain, but he’s denigrating him for his no vote on gutting the ACA.

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Patricia Kayden  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:42:41pm

re: #15 teleskiguy

What the fuck. He just said that Pelosi and Waters are in charge of Congress.

They should be.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:43:56pm

THE WALL IS MOVING ALONG VERY NICELY, $3 BILLION. WE’RE GETTING IT BUILT

Chants of BUILD THAT WALL from the crowd.

Narrator: The wall isn’t being built.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:44:03pm

re: #28 Skip Intro

I’ll bite. What is it?

Madonna at the VMA’s last night, apparently.

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Targetpractice  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:44:06pm

re: #27 Kragar

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Rest of media: “Paul Manafort convicted on 8 counts, what does this mean for Trump?”

Faux: “JUDGE DECLARES MISTRIAL ON 10 COUNTS IN MANAFORT CASE! SUCK IT, LIBS!!!”

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:44:32pm

Oh boy, here’s the talk about the murder of that college student.

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Jay C  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:44:46pm

re: #15 teleskiguy

What the fuck. He just said that Pelosi and Waters are in charge of Congress.

And Imagine His Surprise when that misstatement becomes true….

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can't think of a decent username  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:44:57pm

re: #29 teleskiguy

He doesn’t mention John McCain, but he’s denigrating him for his no vote on gutting the ACA.

At this rate, Congress won’t be able to pass the usual memorial resolution when he dies, because the Republicans will be too frightened to vote for it.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:45:18pm

re: #28 Skip Intro

I’ll bite. What is it?

Madonna wearing a black graduation gown with a pile of colorful jewelry as well as some weird thing parked on her braided head.

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Targetpractice  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:45:18pm

re: #26 goddamnedfrank

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Man, the years haven’t been kind to Boy George.

*whisperwhisper*

That’s Madonna? Oy vey.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:45:56pm

He’s inciting the crowd against liberals.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:46:51pm

He’s slurring his words.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:48:11pm

He’s riffing on Andrew Cuomo’s unforced gaffe last week. He’s lying too. He said “America was never that great.” Fuckface Von Clownstick is saying THE DEMOCRATS NEW MOTTO IS AMERICA WAS NEVER GREAT

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MsJ  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:48:20pm
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eharris  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:48:23pm

My head can only take so much.

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Interesting Times  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:49:05pm

Heh:

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freetoken  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:49:09pm

What does Michael Cohen’s plea deal mean for Trump? I asked 13 legal experts.

[…]

The president has no good options — Tuesday August 21 marks the beginning of the end of Donald Trump’s presidency, and possibly his freedom.

Hopefully.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:49:32pm

re: #41 teleskiguy

He’s riffing on Andrew Cuomo’s unforced gaffe last week. He’s lying too. He said “America was never that great.” Fuckface Von Clownstick is saying THE DEMOCRATS NEW MOTTO IS AMERICA WAS NEVER GREAT

With all the history I’ve read about America, it’s true, we never were all that great.

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Skip Intro  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:50:15pm

re: #32 goddamnedfrank

Sorry I asked.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:50:20pm
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EPR-radar  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:50:24pm

re: #34 teleskiguy

Oh boy, here’s the talk about the murder of that college student.

A Horst Wessel v2.0 for the new era in US politics.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:50:30pm

What the fuck. He’s saying West Virginia is top five most successful state in the union.

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Patricia Kayden  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:50:41pm

re: #44 Interesting Times

Heh:

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Love you!!! And your attorney. Good job!!
It will be ironic if a woman is behind Trump’s downfall given his raging sexism.

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:51:03pm

re: #46 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

With all the history I’ve read about America, it’s true, we never were all that great.

Of course we weren’t, but a politician can’t say that, because you can’t win elections with only the votes of people who can look at our history honestly.

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Kragar  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:51:23pm
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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:51:26pm

FAKE NEWS! RUSSIAN WITCH HUNT! WHERE IS THE COLLUSION!

Finish your drink.

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Patricia Kayden  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:51:26pm

re: #50 teleskiguy

What the fuck. He’s saying West Virginia is top five most successful state in the union.

Lol!! When you lie, lie big. Why not? The rubes believe anything he says.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:51:29pm

re: #48 Charles Johnson

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I think they sedated him. He’s slurring his words.

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Skip Intro  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:51:35pm

re: #48 Charles Johnson

Talking about the debt, is he?

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plansbandc  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:51:49pm

Dog playing ball…

i.imgur.com

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Kragar  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:52:17pm
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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:52:25pm

re: #56 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

I think they sedated him. He’s slurring his words.

The drugs usually wear off during his speeches so he deteriorates.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:53:12pm
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Interesting Times  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:53:26pm

re: #56 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

I think they sedated him. He’s slurring his words.

I thought he looked rather low-energy when CNN showed him getting off the plane and lumbering along the tarmac. It was like an angrier version of his Putin-whipped demeanor at Helsinki.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:54:00pm

He’s taking credit for ICE arresting and deporting THE LAST NAZI LIVING IN THE COUNTRY

Is that real?

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:54:03pm

I think the teleprompter has a long list of things that he needs to bring up. It’s just a few sentences on each topic and then he switches to something else. It’s very strange.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:54:53pm

Dude has a major hard on for I.C.E.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:55:14pm

re: #64 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

I think the teleprompter has a long list of things that he needs to bring up. It’s just a few sentences on each topic and then he switches to something else. It’s very strange.

It’s a Gish Gallop of derp.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:55:23pm

TAKE A LOOK A CHICAGO, IT’S LIKE A WARZONE.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:55:35pm

re: #66 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

It’s a Gish Gallop of derp.

I thought Palin was bad…

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freetoken  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:55:43pm

For those who missed what is on DMOTI’s website this afternoon:

Yup, all the comments are blaming this as a Clinton conspiracy.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:55:50pm

re: #68 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

I thought Palin was bad…

Trump makes Palin look like a card-carrying member of MENSA.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:56:07pm
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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:56:32pm

re: #70 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Trump makes Palin look like a card-carrying member of MENSA.

Almost.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:56:46pm

YOOMAN TRAFFIKING…

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Charles Johnson  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:56:55pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:57:02pm

I had to remove my headset. I just can’t stand to hear his whiny nasal voice.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:57:39pm

re: #74 Charles Johnson

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If he’s smart, he won’t.

RON HOWARD: He isn’t.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:57:48pm
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BeachDem  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:58:17pm

re: #37 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

Madonna wearing a black graduation gown with a pile of colorful jewelry as well as some weird thing parked on her braided head.

In true Madonna style, she took something culturally important - from a culture she doesn’t belong to - and appropriated it for herself. In this case she’s feeling a bit of that Berber realness after having spent her 60th birthday in Marrakech. That’s what she does. She sees something and decides it’s hers the next day. She’s the ultimate tourist. She buys a house in England and suddenly starts talking like Princess Diana; she catches some Latinx queens vogueing and decides it’s her next big hit.

Many, many shots of the whole ensemble. And…

In other news, everyone’s also talking about her because for some goddamn stupid reason, she was chosen to give the tribute to Aretha Franklin, a woman who was not her contemporary; who didn’t sing in the same style as her, and who never worked with her and wasn’t close to her. In typical Madonna style, she made the tribute almost entirely about herself, angering just about everyone.

tomandlorenzo.com

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A hollow voice says, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:59:06pm

re: #63 teleskiguy

He’s taking credit for ICE arresting and deporting THE LAST NAZI LIVING IN THE COUNTRY

Is that real?

Dunno if it’s the last, but a 95-year-old former Nazi prison guard was just deported.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Aug 21, 2018 • 4:59:24pm

re: #69 freetoken

For those who missed what is on DMOTI’s website this afternoon:

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Yup, all the comments are blaming this as a Clinton conspiracy.

I was thinking about this today. If trump has a heart attack or stroke they will blame it on Hillary. They won’t blame it on his poor diet or lack of exercise, no, that would make sense. Five will get you ten that they will throw in Vince Foster for the hell of it. It’s Hillary all the way down.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:00:02pm

Has anyone been watching to see what Omarosa was going to reveal tonight?

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:00:17pm

WE’RE GOING TO PUT A 25% TAX ON ALL AUTOMOBILES FROM THE EUROPEAN UNION.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:00:27pm

re: #80 I Would Prefer Not To

I was thinking about this today. If trump has a heart attack or stroke they will blame it on Hillary. They won’t blame it on his poor diet or lack of exercise, no, that would make sense. Five will get you ten that they will throw in Vince Foster for the hell of it. It’s Hillary all the way down.

Dude, no fucking way. If Trump has a heart attack or stroke, they will blame it on the Obamas. They were the last ones in the White House. They run the Deep State. Michelle ran a campaign for healthy eating, FFS! It’s obviously that stupid black couple’s fault!

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BeachDem  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:00:45pm

re: #50 teleskiguy

What the fuck. He’s saying West Virginia is top five most successful state in the union.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:00:49pm
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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:01:11pm

WE HAVE REBUILT CHINA, WE HAVE REBUILT CHINA

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Charles Johnson  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:01:21pm

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ObserverArt  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:01:52pm

re: #31 teleskiguy

THE WALL IS MOVING ALONG VERY NICELY, $3 BILLION. WE’RE GETTING IT BUILT

Chants of BUILD THAT WALL from the crowd.

Narrator: The wall isn’t being built.

I think that damn wall had 4 billion at the last rally…maybe more.

More wall, less money.

See how good he is? He is saving us money in his lies.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:02:31pm

LOL. Obama couldn’t do a thing with North Korea, but apparently Trump did. He’s truly delusional.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:03:29pm

I HAVE A VERY GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH CHAIRMAN KIM. WE’LL SEE. WHO KNOWS. THEY GOTTA GET RID OF THE NUKES. WHO KNOWS, LET’S SEE WHAT HAPPENS. I DON’T WANT TO INSULT CHAIRMAN KIM, ELTON JOHN. THE FAKE NEWS SAYS THE PRESIDENT IS CRAZY

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:03:34pm

re: #87 Charles Johnson

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Why does he pucker his li’l rosebud lips all the time? He really has a very tiny mouth, to go along with his stumpy fingers and his teenie li’l feet.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:03:42pm

Mentioning the “fake news back there.” Still inciting against the press. I don’t understand why they don’t actually report things truthfully and skewer him.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:04:14pm

re: #73 teleskiguy

YOOMAN TRAFFIKING…

I can’t hear that any other way than as a Ferengi: “Yoo-mon”.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:04:34pm
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ObserverArt  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:04:38pm

re: #38 Targetpractice

Man, the years haven’t been kind to Boy George.

*whisperwhisper*

That’s Madonna? Oy vey.

Heard earlier today she pissed a lot of people off. She apparently did a Trump-like dedication to Aretha Franklin that was all about Madonna.

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prairiefire  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:05:36pm

re: #81 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

Has anyone been watching to see what Omarosa was going to reveal tonight?

Just Cohen on the plane after a campaign stop, nbd really

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:05:41pm

He’s describing NATO as a war slush fund that nations haven’t been paying into. YOU GOT TO PAY YOUR BILLS! THE U.S. PAYS 90% OF THE DEFENSE OF EUROPE. YOU HAVE TO PAY YOUR BILLS

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:06:20pm
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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:06:52pm

He truly thinks NATO owes us hundreds of billions of dollars. Mother fuck.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:07:08pm

re: #95 ObserverArt

Heard earlier today she pissed a lot of people off. She apparently did a Trump-like dedication to Aretha Franklin that was all about Madonna.

I’m not Madonna fan, but I read that she wasn’t giving a tribute and said she couldn’t do a proper tribute in the short time she had. Apparently, she credits Aretha for helping her get noticed and started. It seems like a big “meh” to me.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:07:24pm

What a rambling fuckin’ mess, this riffing he’s doing on NATO.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:07:31pm

re: #96 prairiefire

Just Cohen on the plane after a campaign stop, nbd really

Thanks.

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ObserverArt  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:07:32pm

re: #43 eharris

My head can only take so much.

I’m not watching or listening.

I ran out of the gas needed to watch Big Bozo some time ago and I can’t stand his voice any longer.

Best just to follow along here.

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freetoken  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:08:00pm

Russian bot has perfected the stoopid Amerikan lingo:

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BeachDem  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:08:03pm

re: #99 teleskiguy

He truly thinks NATO owes us hundreds of billions of dollars. Mother fuck.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:08:43pm

I can only take about 30 seconds at a time of that whiny rhinoid whining.

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austin_blue  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:08:44pm

re: #79 A hollow voice says, Covfefe.

Dunno if it’s the last, but a 95-year-old former Nazi prison guard was just deported.

Deportation Order was signed around a decade ago. No one would take him as a deportee. I guess the German’s decided to kick the Alt_Right in the balls and said, “You know what? Send him to us.”

Has nothing, not a Gotterdamerung thing to do with ICE.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:08:48pm

OUR ALLIES TREAT US WORSE THAN OUR ENEMIES

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:09:32pm

Holy shit, he’s fuckin’ losin’ it. Talking about turkey dinners, using all kinds of voices, going from one topic to another.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:09:34pm

Oh, gawd, the sniffing, the constant sniffing.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:09:56pm

re: #104 freetoken

Russian bot has perfected the stoopid Amerikan lingo:

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Nothing illegal was done? Then why did he plead GUILTY?

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:10:53pm
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ObserverArt  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:11:00pm

re: #56 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

I think they sedated him. He’s slurring his words.

Heh, earlier I posted they would have him in a straitjacket on the flight to WV, and they would administer meds to keep him calm. Which I figured would result in a lower key rant this evening.

After this is over…it’s lights out!

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:11:38pm

re: #109 teleskiguy

Holy shit, he’s fuckin’ losin’ it. Talking about turkey dinners, using all kinds of voices, going from one topic to another.

Liberals hate turkey dinners, so vote for the fascist.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:11:44pm

He sounds like someone who’s tripping on acid that can’t shut the fuck up.

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austin_blue  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:11:58pm

re: #110 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

Oh, gawd, the sniffing, the constant sniffing.

Powder diet…

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:12:19pm

Worst public speaker. Just the worst.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:12:33pm

re: #115 teleskiguy

He sounds like someone who’s tripping on acid that can’t shut the fuck up.

*ding, ding, ding* That’s exactly what it sounds like. Thanks for figuring that out. It reminded me of something and couldn’t put my finger on it.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:14:01pm

WE GOT THE CLEANEST COUNTRY ON THE PLANET

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Charles Johnson  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:14:10pm
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MsJ  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:14:10pm

re: #91 The Vicious Babushka

Why does he pucker his li’l rosebud lips all the time? He really has a very tiny mouth, to go along with his stumpy fingers and his teenie li’l feet.

Because he’s an asshole. He just needed to look the part.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:14:13pm
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wrenchwench  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:14:16pm

He didn’t END the Paris accords. He pulled out of the agreement. He can’t say that.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:15:02pm

And the headset comes off again.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:15:08pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:15:30pm

re: #119 teleskiguy

WE GOT THE CLEANEST COUNTY ON THE PLANET

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Even if that were true, it won’t be if he keeps pushing this coal insanity.

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ObserverArt  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:16:01pm

re: #91 The Vicious Babushka

Why does he pucker his li’l rosebud lips all the time? He really has a very tiny mouth, to go along with his stumpy fingers and his teenie li’l feet.

It’s all that Russian ass kissing. His lips assume that as his default resting face.

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William Lewis  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:16:09pm

re: #14 A hollow voice says, Covfefe.

Meanwhile… I stopped at the grocery store on the way home, and the guy in line in front of me had a baguette, two varieties of exotic (stinky) cheese and a bottle of Chivas Regal. Celebrating? Who knows?

Me? You can all have your flavored ethanols, I went home with PIE!

Toast with home made blackberry jelly. Om nom nom.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:16:33pm

SOCIAL MEDIA CENSORSHIP, IT’S THE NEW THING

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Charles Johnson  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:17:11pm
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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:17:32pm

INDIVIDUAL MANGATE

Yes, that’s how he said it.

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Patricia Kayden  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:17:54pm

re: #81 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

Has anyone been watching to see what Omarosa was going to reveal tonight?

It was just a video of Cohen walking around in Trump’s campaign plane. A real nothing burger.

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stpaulbear  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:18:15pm

I want the crowd to start chanting “Ant farm! Ant farm! Ant farm!…”

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:18:16pm

He is slurring his words way worse than usual.

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Cheechako  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:18:44pm

re: #130 Charles Johnson

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I wonder if he’s having a mini stroke?

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:19:32pm

re: #135 Cheechako

I wonder if he’s having a mini stroke?

I’ve been wanting a yooge one.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:19:39pm

re: #135 Cheechako

I wonder if he’s having a mini stroke?

Look, I hate the asshole, and I find myself conflicted in saying this, but… I hope not.

I would really much rather he live a long, full life… in prison.

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Skip Intro  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:19:40pm

re: #135 Cheechako

I want him to start barking like a dog. I bet most of his audience would bark along with him.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:20:05pm

THE OPIOD EPIDEMIC, IT’S A BIG DEAL!! WE HAVE CONFIRMED ALL KINDS OF JUDGES

This is fuckin’ weird.

140
Skip Intro  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:20:15pm

re: #137 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

He’ll never go to prison.

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Patricia Kayden  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:20:29pm

re: #103 ObserverArt

Yes, I follow along with the brave commenters who watch that trash for us.

142
The Vicious Babushka  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:20:33pm

“Central casting” for a SCOTUS justice. It’s all a TV show to him.

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ObserverArt  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:20:36pm

re: #109 teleskiguy

Holy shit, he’s fuckin’ losin’ it. Talking about turkey dinners, using all kinds of voices, going from one topic to another.

Time for the men to come up and suggest he come with them, he needs some rest now.

Some doc pokes his butt with a syringe and Donny calms down and is shuffled off the stage…

144
teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:21:10pm
145
Khal Wimpo (the extinguisher of tiki torches)  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:21:38pm

Anyone who looked at his weak little face knew that Cohen was a squealer.

Next up: Don Jr. Who Bannon accurately predicted would “crack like an egg” the minute that Mueller gets him in the box.

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can't think of a decent username  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:21:50pm

re: #138 Skip Intro

I want him to start barking like a dog. I bet most of his audience would bark along with him.

The cult must obey their messiah.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:21:54pm

re: #140 Skip Intro

He’ll never go to prison.

A guy can dream, right?

148
teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:22:07pm

SPACE FORCE, I’M TALKING ABOUT MILITARILY, THAT’S WHERE IT’S AT. NIKKI HALEY IS AWESOME AT THE U.N.

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freetoken  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:22:12pm

re: #134 teleskiguy

He is slurring his words way worse than usual.

As we age, our decline is not constant.

Instead, we lose a little, then plateau.

That is often repeated many times.

Trump is losing his elocution, which was never that good to begin with.

When he was younger he could speak intelligibly. But even 10 years ago he started to shorten his sentences and his grammar fell apart.

Trump is unfit for office, always has been, but he talked a game that drew in the bigots and the gullible.

Now, he can barely talk a game.

Even if he is not impeached, Trump will not run in 2020. His decline by that point will be too noticeable to the fence sitters.

150
Charles Johnson  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:22:32pm
151
Patricia Kayden  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:23:03pm

re: #121 MsJ

Because he’s an asshole. He just needed to look the part.

Lol!!! True though.

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ObserverArt  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:23:25pm

re: #138 Skip Intro

I want him to start barking like a dog. I bet most of his audience would bark along with him.

Pavlov’s Pooches.

153
teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:23:48pm

He just pronounced Jerusalem Jerusum

154
Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:24:00pm

Sounds like a drunk who is getting to the point of passing out.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:24:36pm

re: #145 Khal Wimpo (the extinguisher of tiki torches)

Anyone who looked at his weak little face knew that Cohen was a squealer.

Next up: Don Jr. Who Bannon accurately predicted would “crack like an egg” the minute that Mueller gets him in the box.

[Embedded content]

I dunno. I was thinking more along the lines of this:

Gymnastic Accident

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can't think of a decent username  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:24:42pm

re: #149 freetoken

Even if he is not impeached, Trump will not run in 2020. His decline by that point will be too noticeable to the fence sitters.

His fans have stuck by him no matter what he did. They’ll stick with him even through a much more severe mental decline.

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Patricia Kayden  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:25:05pm

re: #140 Skip Intro

He’ll never go to prison.

He can be charged with crimes after he leaves office so I would never say never.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:26:05pm

And I have to take the headset off again.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:26:14pm

This is one of the most rambling fuckin’ speeches he’s given, and I’ve seen a lot of these fuckin’ things. He’s all over the fuckin’ place.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:26:47pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:27:10pm

re: #156 can’t think of a decent username

His fans have stuck by him no matter what he did. They’ll stick with him even through a much more severe mental decline.

The Cabinet could 25A him, and they would say, DURRRR HE’S STILL MORE OF A PRESIDENT THAN OBAMA OR KILLARY!!!!1

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:27:34pm
163
BeachDem  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:27:57pm

re: #150 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

I guess he saw no need to bring”his blacks” to West Virginia. Where are my sunglasses…

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MsJ  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:28:21pm

re: #155 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I dunno. I was thinking more along the lines of this:

[Embedded content]

I hate to do this but I have to. Is that real?

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:28:27pm

YOU’RE THE SUPER ELITE! YOU SMARTER THAN THEY ARE, YOU HAVE MORE MONEY THAN THEY ARE. I HAVE A BETTER APARTMENT THAN THEY DO. THEY’RE NOT THE ELITE, YOU’RE THE ELITE repeated at least three times.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:28:29pm

re: #160 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Part of me wonders if the news might have been broken to him prior to this speech, and he decided to take out his frustrations on the nearest bottle of booze.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:28:32pm

The “fractory workers.”

168
The Vicious Babushka  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:28:33pm
169
freetoken  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:29:03pm

re: #156 can’t think of a decent username

His fans have stuck by him no matter what he did. They’ll stick with him even through a much more severe mental decline.

But his fan base is now hardcores only.

All those “independents”, i.e., temporarily embarrassed Republicans, are going to look elsewhere.

Trump is campaigning in WV and only a few other places. Why? Because many Republicans are not wanting an albatross around their neck.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:29:13pm

re: #164 MsJ

I hate to do this but I have to. Is that real?

It is a real staged accident. They did, in fact, do this at an actual gymnastics event - as a stunt. The poster mentions this in the video comment. It was made for a TV commercial.

171
Skip Intro  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:29:13pm

re: #157 Patricia Kayden

He can be charged with crimes after he leaves office so I would never say never.

No president will ever go to jail.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:29:36pm
173
freetoken  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:30:28pm

re: #172 Charles Johnson

The nakedness of the whole thing… this would make a great Python skit.

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ObserverArt  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:30:37pm

What I do not understand is how anyone associated with him allow this kind of embarrassment. All I can figure is this is the only thing that occupies his addled brain and the rest of the time he is so out of control no one wants him around.

Rally.

Golf.

Fox News.

Another Rally.

Repeat.

This is Donny Trump - President.

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Archangelus  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:30:41pm

re: #171 Skip Intro

No president will ever go to jail.

There’s a first time for everything…

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:31:05pm

WE ARE AMERICANS, WE BLEED RED WHITE BLUE!

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Stanley Sea  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:31:24pm

re: #162 The Vicious Babushka

[Embedded content]

Who the fuck will pull out their recording pen

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Charles Johnson  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:31:24pm

He’s wrapping up without saying a word about Manafort or Cohen.

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ObserverArt  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:31:46pm

re: #164 MsJ

I hate to do this but I have to. Is that real?

Animation and Photoshop like software.

180
teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:31:50pm

OK, the fuckin’ thing is over, finally.

Why in the hell does he end his rallies with “You Can’t Always Get What You Want”?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:31:56pm

re: #178 Charles Johnson

He’s wrapping up without saying a word about Manafort or Cohen.

Possibly the only intelligent thing he’s said or done today. I’m actually kind of surprised.

182
Stanley Sea  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:32:04pm

re: #177 Stanley Sea

Who the fuck will pull out their recording pen

On the flight home.

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freetoken  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:32:06pm

re: #175 Archangelus

There’s a first time for everything…

I now believe it would be a good thing to have a public trial, for all to see.

We’ve made our Presidents out to be something they should never be, and were not intended to be.

184
BeachDem  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:32:09pm

re: #174 ObserverArt

What I do not understand is how anyone associated with him allow this kind of embarrassment. All I can figure is this is the only thing that occupies his addled brain and the rest of the time he is so out of control no one wants him around.

Rally.

Golf.

Fox News.

Another Rally.

Repeat.

This is Donny Trump - President.

TWEET

185
Skip Intro  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:32:13pm

re: #174 ObserverArt

What I do not understand is how anyone associated with him allow this kind of embarrassment. All I can figure is this is the only thing that occupies his addled brain and the rest of the time he is so out of control no one wants him around.

Rally.

Golf.

Fox News.

Another Rally.

Repeat.

This is Donny Trump - President.

He can’t be controlled by anyone. That should keep the sane part of the country awake at night.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:32:32pm

re: #180 teleskiguy

OK, the fuckin’ thing is over, finally.

Why in the hell does he end his rallies with “You Can’t Always Get What You Want”?

It’s a subtle trolling of the idjits who voted for him. They’ll never get what they want, but they don’t know that.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:32:52pm
188
EPR-radar  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:33:11pm

re: #178 Charles Johnson

He’s wrapping up without saying a word about Manafort or Cohen.

That’s honestly surprising. Trump is much too stupid to realize that silence is best for him.

Perhaps he just took a call on AF1 from Republican donors who finally started giving orders in terms that ensured obedience.

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gocart mozart  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:33:15pm
190
MsJ  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:33:21pm
191
teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:33:23pm
192
Jenner7  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:33:46pm

That was boring.

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William Lewis  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:33:50pm

re: #171 Skip Intro

No president will ever go to jail.

Perhaps. Perhaps not.

But my favorite mental image of Trump is him strapped to the same gurney they used for Timothy McVeigh in the same little room in Terre Haute, Indiana.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:34:28pm

re: #193 William Lewis

Perhaps. Perhaps not.

But my favorite mental image of Trump is him strapped to the same gurney they used for Timothy McVeigh in the same little room in Terre Haute, Indiana.

Oh maaaaan, I forgot all about that. I was still pretty young when all that went down.

195
BeachDem  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:34:30pm

WTF was he talking about here:

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ObserverArt  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:34:37pm

re: #180 teleskiguy

OK, the fuckin’ thing is over, finally.

Why in the hell does he end his rallies with “You Can’t Always Get What You Want”?

It’s like The Snake poem. He is the snake.

He is telling his base they aren’t gonna get shit.

197
EPR-radar  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:35:08pm

re: #193 William Lewis

Perhaps. Perhaps not.

But my favorite mental image of Trump is him strapped to the same gurney they used for Timothy McVeigh in the same little room in Terre Haute, Indiana.

I like the idea of Trump having a long life in poor health and in poverty, in appropriate correctional facilities, for decades to come.

198
plansbandc  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:35:42pm

re: #106 The Vicious Babushka

You are far stronger than I am. I can take exactly zero seconds.

199
lawhawk  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:36:53pm

Fox will spin Manafort as though it has nothing to do with Trump.

It has everything to do with Trump. This was the amuse bouche before the Manafort main event - the next trial.

In the meantime, Cohen got served up as an appetizer as it implicates Trump as an unindicted coconspirator in multiple felonies.

Yeah, that’s exactly what he is.

200
teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:36:54pm

Probably most bizarre moment of the whole thing.

201
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:38:45pm

re: #199 lawhawk

Lawhawk, I was going to ask, and since you are here - what does the possible sentencing look like on just those 8 charges alone? How likely is the government to press for a retrial on the remaining 10 counts? I mean, if they’ve got him for life, I don’t know if I’d actually bother.

202
gocart mozart  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:39:04pm
203
Khal Wimpo (the extinguisher of tiki torches)  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:39:48pm

re: #156 can’t think of a decent username

His fans have stuck by him no matter what he did. They’ll stick with him even through a much more severe mental decline.

When you’re a drooling sub-moron being fed all facts via Fox News, the slurrings and ramblings and non-sequitors seems, well, normal.

I guess?

204
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:40:40pm

re: #202 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

Someone needs to play a clip of this speech, followed by the clip of Trump mocking the disabled reporter. MAKE IT SO.

205
ObserverArt  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:42:21pm

Okay…who used the word gestate around Trump earlier today???

206
Cheechako  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:43:41pm

re: #205 ObserverArt

Okay…who used the word gestate around Trump earlier today???

Probably someone on Faux Nues.

207
Patricia Kayden  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:45:44pm

re: #189 gocart mozart

WTH? Translation please.

208
Big Beautiful Door  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:46:32pm

re: #55 Patricia Kayden

Lol!! When you lie, lie big. Why not? The rubes believe anything he says.

Goebbels would be proud.

209
Patricia Kayden  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:47:29pm

re: #178 Charles Johnson

He’s wrapping up without saying a word about Manafort or Cohen.

I’m shocked!!

210
Charles Johnson  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:47:51pm
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I Would Prefer Not To  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:47:52pm

re: #17 I Would Prefer Not To

I sitting her trying to figure out how much you would have to pay me to listen to a trump rally (completely sober). Keep in mind, I’m poor. I think I would do it for $500.00. Cash up front. Only tonight because I knew he’s desperate.

Is it too late to ask for more money?

212
BeachDem  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:47:54pm

re: #205 ObserverArt

Okay…who used the word gestate around Trump earlier today???

213
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:47:54pm

re: #20 Patricia Kayden

.

For years, people thought we were engaged in hyperbole and demonization when we referred to these people as “two bit crooks” and “the scum of the Earth.” I used to be a Republican: I have always known the truth about conservative opportunists, and the rest of the world is catching up fast.

214
wrenchwench  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:49:26pm

re: #205 ObserverArt

Okay…who used the word gestate around Trump earlier today???

Trump visited the White House kitchen last night. They tried to explain to him what they were doing. There’s some laughter in the kitchen now.

215
austin_blue  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:49:46pm

re: #150 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

It’s a contraction of “ManafortGate.”

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lawhawk  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:52:14pm

re: #201 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I think it is something like 80 years in prison.

He was facing over 200 if guilty on all charges.

He’s facing the second trial on being an undeclared foreign agent, which goes directly to the Russia-Trump relationship and who Trump surrounded himself with all during the campaign.

Would Manafort plead to the second go around on the retrial?

Would Mueller have anything to gain that he doesn’t already have by cutting a deal. I’m not sure at this point. Mueller’s got enough paper evidence to throw Manafort away without any help.

At this point, Manafort’s likely thinking he’ll take his chances on a pardon.

And that’s even though he’d lose his 5A right against self incrimination (on state charges that follow what you see with federal charges - NY would take a keen interest on the tax fraud cases). He’d also likely implicate Trump in other ways.

This is a no win situation for Manafort.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:52:16pm

re: #215 austin_blue

It’s a contraction of “ManafortGate.”

“No, I said FORTGate, not FART… Ugh, never mind, just call it Mangate.”

218
Big Beautiful Door  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:52:49pm

re: #95 ObserverArt

Heard earlier today she pissed a lot of people off. She apparently did a Trump-like dedication to Aretha Franklin that was all about Madonna.

“We need someone to talk about Aretha; what white women are available?”

219
Dr. Matt  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:53:09pm

re: #199 lawhawk

[Embedded content]

Fox will spin Manafort as though it has nothing to do with Trump.

It has everything to do with Trump. This was the amuse bouche before the Manafort main event - the next trial.

In the meantime, Cohen got served up as an appetizer as it implicates Trump as an unindicted coconspirator in multiple felonies.

Yeah, that’s exactly what he is.

8 for 18 is 0.444. Those are MVP numbers in the MLB.

220
goddamnedfrank  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:53:19pm
221
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:56:42pm

Trump mentioned coal and the military earlier. He can’t build a coal-fired fighter plane (though they may spend billions trying) but there were some important applications in the past. Maybe he wants to revive them:

French cruiser Marseillaise underway, ca. 1903. Note that only 3 of the 4 boiler sets are working.


…..
HMS Jupiter, builder’s speed trial, 1897.
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Khal Wimpo (the extinguisher of tiki torches)  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:58:39pm

re: #183 freetoken

I now believe it would be a good thing to have a public trial, for all to see.

We’ve made our Presidents out to be something they should never be, and were not intended to be.

Indeed we have. If you look at the structural problems with America, well, the system was designed for Congress that actually does its job to be in charge. Not for an Imperial Presidency. But because of the fatal partisan split, which has been fomented & egged on by Murdoch, Fox News and the other right-wing opportunists like Newt Gingrich, the Congress is so divided that the GOP would gleefully light the country on fire if they could be sure that the libs would get a blister.

223
lawhawk  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:58:44pm

re: #220 goddamnedfrank

My guess it’s one holdout who bought into Ellis’ misapplied jury instruction - relating back to the standard of doubt - beyond a reasonable doubt, not beyond all doubt.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 21, 2018 • 5:59:18pm

re: #221 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Theoretically, a jet engine could breathe coal dust. Would you want it to? No, unless you’re eager to get shot down by a SAM, or have your B-52 fleet’s reliability drop below 50% because their jet engines are less reliable than Nazi Germany’s.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Aug 21, 2018 • 6:11:28pm

re: #216 lawhawk

I think it is something like 80 years in prison.

He was facing over 200 if guilty on all charges.

He’s facing the second trial on being an undeclared foreign agent, which goes directly to the Russia-Trump relationship and who Trump surrounded himself with all during the campaign.

Would Manafort plead to the second go around on the retrial?

Would Mueller have anything to gain that he doesn’t already have by cutting a deal. I’m not sure at this point. Mueller’s got enough paper evidence to throw Manafort away without any help.

At this point, Manafort’s likely thinking he’ll take his chances on a pardon.

And that’s even though he’d lose his 5A right against self incrimination (on state charges that follow what you see with federal charges - NY would take a keen interest on the tax fraud cases). He’d also likely implicate Trump in other ways.

This is a no win situation for Manafort.

But he gets to keep the ostrich jacket?

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dangerman  Aug 21, 2018 • 6:15:49pm

re: #15 teleskiguy

What the fuck. He just said that Pelosi and Waters are in charge of Congress.

Proof of cognitive impairment?

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 21, 2018 • 6:23:14pm

re: #221 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Trump mentioned coal and the military earlier. He can’t build a coal-fired fighter plane (though they may spend billions trying) but there were some important applications in the past. Maybe he wants to revive them:

French cruiser Marseillaise underway, ca. 1903. Note that only 3 of the 4 boiler sets are working.

[Embedded content]

How sure are we that the fourth stack wasn’t a dummy, like on Titanic?

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Aug 21, 2018 • 6:31:49pm

re: #27 Kragar

Misleading.

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 21, 2018 • 7:06:13pm

re: #5 Kragar

[Embedded content]

Reality, it’s not what’s for republicans.

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 21, 2018 • 7:09:20pm

re: #20 Patricia Kayden

[Embedded content]

Support the troops!!

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Blizard  Aug 21, 2018 • 9:52:16pm

re: #217 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

“No, I said FORTGate, not FART… Ugh, never mind, just call it Mangate.”

This is superb!


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