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KGxvi  Sep 26, 2018 • 7:55:02pm

“That’s not fair to toilets… toilets remove shit…”

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HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2018 • 7:55:46pm

I want nothing more tomorrow than Brett Kavanaugh to reveal to the world what an ugly human being he is so that even the GOP will have no choice but to reject his nomination or at the very least, I want him to be a symbol of just how craven the Republican Party really is that they will attack you for having a DUI that you owned i.e. Beto O’Rourke but will excuse you if you have several sexual assault allegations like Kavanaugh. Oh and fuck the Federalist Society too and their cult of Originism. Fuck Ken Starr and his fake moral indignation at Clinton while having Kavanaugh on his staff and his later shit at Baylor University. But most of all fuck Brett Kavanaugh.

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austin_blue  Sep 26, 2018 • 7:57:18pm

re: #1 KGxvi

“That’s not fair to toilets… toilets remove shit…”

They also need to be scrubbed, often, but Facebook doesn’t even do that. The shit spooge seems to remain forever.

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Unshaken Defiance  Sep 26, 2018 • 7:58:32pm

I’d love to see a poll of women and trans trial attorneys on Kav thrown into the hearings as a factoid to ponder. 80/20 against?

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HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:00:17pm

re: #4 Unshaken Defiance

I’d love to see a poll of women and trans trial attorneys on Kav thrown into the hearings as a factoid to ponder. 80/20 against?

I’d love to see him questioned by someone like your Senator Harris who is around his age and would have definitely be seen by him at that age or probably this age as nothing more than a sex object. Expose him for the ugly little man he is.

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Belafon  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:01:05pm

All the replies are variants on “They go all the way back to elementary school.” No, they don’t. And, even if they do, who would they have talked to that would have owned up to what Kavanaugh did.

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KGxvi  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:01:20pm

re: #2 HappyWarrior

I want nothing more tomorrow than Brett Kavanaugh to reveal to the world what an ugly human being he is so that even the GOP will have no choice but to reject his nomination or at the very least, I want him to be a symbol of just how craven the Republican Party really is that they will attack you for having a DUI that you owned i.e. Beto O’Rourke but will excuse you if you have several sexual assault allegations like Kavanaugh. Oh and fuck the Federalist Society too and their cult of Originism. Fuck Ken Starr and his fake moral indignation at Clinton while having Kavanaugh on his staff and his later shit at Baylor University. But most of all fuck Brett Kavanaugh.

I’ve no idea what’s going to happen. And honestly, I’m not even sure at this point what the best or even least worst outcome would be. I guess we can hope for another Bork/Kennedy situation, but like I said earlier, the antichoice folks know that that this is the closest they’ve ever been and likely ever will be again to getting a majority that would overturn Roe.

Fuck, that is depressing

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KGxvi  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:03:21pm

re: #6 Belafon

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All the replies are variants on “They go all the way back to elementary school.” No, they don’t. And, even if they do, who would they have talked to that would have owned up to what Kavanaugh did.

I suspect they have different background checks for different positions. A judge or even Supreme Court Justice is likely going to get different review than say, the director or national intelligence

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HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:04:26pm

re: #7 KGxvi

I’ve no idea what’s going to happen. And honestly, I’m not even sure at this point what the best or even least worst outcome would be. I guess we can hope for another Bork/Kennedy situation, but like I said earlier, the antichoice folks know that that this is the closest they’ve ever been and likely ever will be again to getting a majority that would overturn Roe.

Fuck, that is depressing

It’s incredibly depressing. And it’s angering too to see such a scumbag treated as this great guy. I admit it. Did not like the guy going in but did not think he was this bad. In hindsight, the behavior with Fred Guttenebrg was a huge red flag.

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LastYearsMan  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:07:14pm

What really amazes and disgusts me about conservatives like Kavanaugh (or John Yoo or Gingrich or any of them) isn’t that they have a different idea of policy or the Constitution or any of it. It’s that they so clearly don’t believe in anything — except political power, of course. Total and total when they’re in power and zero when the other party is in office.

It’s just so transparently ugly. I don’t understand why Americans put up with it.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:07:50pm

You know, the judiciary is another way that the right has projected yet again. They love to rail against activist judges while having groups like the Federalist Society and I swear every Republican high judicial pick in my life has been positively compared to Antonin Scalia at some point. There is much more greater diversity of philosophy among SCOTUS’s left leaners than there is on the right leaners.

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austin_blue  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:07:57pm

re: #2 HappyWarrior

I want nothing more tomorrow than Brett Kavanaugh to reveal to the world what an ugly human being he is so that even the GOP will have no choice but to reject his nomination or at the very least, I want him to be a symbol of just how craven the Republican Party really is that they will attack you for having a DUI that you owned i.e. Beto O’Rourke but will excuse you if you have several sexual assault allegations like Kavanaugh. Oh and fuck the Federalist Society too and their cult of Originism. Fuck Ken Starr and his fake moral indignation at Clinton while having Kavanaugh on his staff and his later shit at Baylor University. But most of all fuck Brett Kavanaugh.

I don’t think he’s testifying tomorrow. I think he’s done. I think he needs to slink back to the DC Circuit and hope his lifetime appointment isn’t torpedoed.

A man’s got to know his limitations, and Brett’s sell-by date expired today.

It’s one thing to deny that “Yeah, I was drunk and hopped her bones hoping she’d fuck me”.

If he had said, “Yeah, I was drunk and hopped her bones hoping she’d fuck me. I’m so sorry. I had a real problem with alcohol in my late teens and early twenties. I can’t even remember some incidents. But I grew up, made myself a better man, married, and now have a loving wife and two beautiful children.”

If he had done that, he would be confirmed on Friday.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:08:12pm

re: #10 LastYearsMan

What really amazes and disgusts me about conservatives like Kavanaugh (or John Yoo or Gingrich or any of them) isn’t that they have a different idea of policy or the Constitution or any of it. It’s that they so clearly don’t believe in anything — except political power, of course. Total and total when they’re in power and zero when the other party is in office.

It’s just so transparently ugly. I don’t understand why Americans put up with it.

Lower Taxes Uber Alles.

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teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:09:16pm

For sale at Etsy, Donald Trump toilet brush.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:10:05pm

re: #12 austin_blue

I don’t think he’s testifying tomorrow. I think he’s done. I think he needs to slink back to the DC Circuit and hope his lifetime appointment isn’t torpedoed.

A man’s got to know his limitations, and Brett’s sell-by date expired today.

It’s one thing thing to deny that “Yeah, I was drunk and hopped her bones hoping she’d fuck me”.

If he had said, “Yeah, I was drunk and hopped her bones hoping she’d fuck me. I’m so sorry. I had a real problem with alcohol in my late teens and early twenties. I can’t even remember some incidents. But I grew up, made myself a better man, married, and now have a loving wife and two beautiful children.”

If he had done that, he would be confirmed on Friday.

I think that’s what angers me the most. He refuses to own up on past shitty behavior. Hell he couldn’t even had said something lame like his past behavior is why he was so disturbed by Bill’s actions with Monica Lewinsky but then again I don’t think he actually was, I think his role in Starr’s investigation was purely partisan motivated and if it had been his mentor G.W. Bush in trouble for an affair, he would have done anything to protect him just as he did everything to destroy Clinton when he worked with Starr. I hope you’re right btw but he seems to be so full of himself and convinced of the bullshit they’ve said about him, I think he just may be there tomororw.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:11:51pm

Zuckerberg really does look like Mr. Data.

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Belafon  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:12:41pm

re: #16 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Zuckerberg really does look like Mr. Data.

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More like the brother.

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Unshaken Defiance  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:14:28pm
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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:15:41pm

re: #17 Belafon

More like the brother.

I liked “Data” and “Lore”—like “Fact” and “Fiction”.

Zuck is definitely “Lore”.

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jaunte  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:15:48pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:16:46pm

re: #18 Unshaken Defiance

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I’m old enough to remember when Trump rape as a reason to argue against allowing Mexicans into the country. I guess he thought treating women like shit should only be allowed for white conservative Americans such as himself, Judge Dickface, his scummy former spokesman Jason Whatshisface, and other Republican assholes.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:17:59pm

re: #20 jaunte

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It’s awfully interesting that this comes now on the eve of the hearing and when her prepared statement was released so this guy whoever the hell he is could “remember” details.

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jaunte  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:18:19pm

Just to appreciate the rant:

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:19:06pm

re: #19 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

I liked “Data” and “Lore”—like “Fact” and “Fiction”.

Zuck is definitely “Lore”.

Then there’s their deviant cousin, “Bullshit.”

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:20:01pm

I woke my computer up this morning and went “Uh, oh! 517 new comments. WTF happened now?” Now 11 hours later, I’m caught up. All I can say is:

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retired cynic  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:23:41pm

A couple of interesting reads. Not too long. First: slate.com

For what it’s worth, and absent evidence or allegations to the contrary, I believe Brett Kavanaugh’s claim that he was a virgin through his teens. I believe it in part because it squares with some of the oddities I’ve had a hard time understanding about his alleged behavior: namely, that both allegations are strikingly different from other high-profile stories the past year, most of which feature a man and a woman alone. And yet both the Kavanaugh accusations share certain features: There is no penetrative sex, there are always male onlookers, and, most importantly, there’s laughter. In each case the other men—not the woman—seem to be Kavanaugh’s true intended audience. In each story, the cruel and bizarre act the woman describes—restraining Christine Blasey Ford and attempting to remove her clothes in her allegation, and in Deborah Ramirez’s, putting his penis in front of her face—seems to have been done in the clumsy and even manic pursuit of male approval. Even Kavanaugh’s now-notorious yearbook page, with its references to the “100 kegs or bust” and the like, seems less like an honest reflection of a fun guy than a representation of a try-hard willing to say or do anything as long as his bros think he’s cool. In other words: The awful things Kavanaugh allegedly did only imperfectly correlate to the familiar frame of sexual desire run amok; they appear to more easily fit into a different category—a toxic homosociality—that involves males wooing other males over the comedy of being cruel to women.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:23:50pm

Republican logic: We shouldn’t let Hispanics in because they might rape our women.
Also Republican logic: That rape attempt by that guy we like for SCOTUS, yeah even if he did do it, he should be let on, he’s a great guy!
What really really pisses me off is the naked hypocrisy of it all. The party that brought a rape accuser of a candidate’s spouse to a Presidential debate complaining about Kavanaugh having his due process violated.

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retired cynic  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:25:12pm

And second: theconcourse.deadspin.com

Once upon a time, yeah, some American president might have performed the empty noblesse oblige-ass theater of withdrawing a judicial nominee who’d become as toxic and controversial as Brett Kavanaugh, whose nomination had turned into a referendum on the political parties’ respective views on something as grave and awful as sexual assault. So it’s fine to point out that things are different, now, if only on their surface; it’s fine to chart out, if you wish, the moral and intellectual decay whereby the American right eventually dropped all its pretenses and became, straight out, the Neener Neener Neener You Can’t Stop Us movement; it’s fine to observe that this happening subsequent to America’s first non-white president and first non-male major-party presidential nominee is no coincidence at all, but very specifically a vengeful tantrum by a shrinking class of wounded bullies eager to reassert by force and at all costs their hold on society’s controls.

But first, the thing to do is to describe it accurately. When they eventually ram Kavanaugh through, and they will, it won’t be despite all of this. It will be because of it.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:26:04pm

re: #26 retired cynic

A couple of interesting reads. Not too long. First: slate.com

I don’t believe the virgin claim but I definitely think there definitely was a lot of trying to look cool for the guys in his case and the writer makes a great point about how men appear to have been his target audience. Personally, I think he was someone who definitely compensated for whatever issues he had by getting shit plastered and being a creepy douchebag.

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MsJ  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:28:09pm

re: #14 teleskiguy

For sale at Etsy, Donald Trump toilet brush.

HAHAHA!!

Donald Trump,Original Trump Toilet Brush, Make Toilet Great Again, Commander In Crap

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jaunte  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:28:54pm

re: #14 teleskiguy

“No, you the poopet.”

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jaunte  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:31:11pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:32:04pm

re: #32 jaunte

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When does Ted Cruz turn his father in for killing JFK?

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HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:33:13pm

Here’s something I haven’t seen Kavanaugh’s apologists bring up. That a lot of his people who once backed up have now backed away and say there’s validity to the accusations. I haven’t seen anything the opposite way where someone who was once skeptical of Kavanaugh now is in his favor.

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austin_blue  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:35:18pm

re: #20 jaunte

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“I tried to commit statutory rape!”

“No, it was ME who tried to commit statutory rape!”

That seems, odd, doesn’t it?

Kind of like a Spartacus movie.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:35:58pm

re: #35 austin_blue

“I tried to commit statutory rape!”

“No, it was ME who tried to commit statutory rape!”

That seems, odd, doesn’t it?

Kind of like a Spartacus movie.

They can’t even mock Booker anymore lol. No, I’m Rapticus.

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danarchy  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:37:34pm

re: #20 jaunte

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I read that as they interviewed the same guy twice.

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Belafon  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:41:31pm

These people don’t seem to realize that Ford didn’t go “that guy nominated for SCOTUS sure looks like the guy who assaulted me.” She remembers his name.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:42:58pm

re: #38 Belafon

These people don’t seem to realize that Ford didn’t go “that guy nominated for SCOTUS sure looks like the guy who assaulted me.” She remembers his name.

Exactly.

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teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:43:25pm
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Single-handed sailor  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:46:18pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:55:04pm

I’d like to elaborate on what I said last night about me being Christian and not in favor of overturning Roe.

I believe in the teachings of Jesus, but I also believe that God has given us free will and that part of that means women are free to make the choice to have an abortion.

Given that, I like the idea of women having access go a safe and controlled environment to undergo the procedure. Coat hanger and back alley abortions just seem so antithetical to the love and respect Christ told us to have for others.

Also, I don’t slut shame or judge women who have abortions. If Jesus can be cool with an ostracized woman who has been married multiple times and is currently with a dude she is not married to, I can show that same humility to others in similar circumstances.

God values no lives above any other lives. The loss of a mother is just as terrible as the loss of a child.

I would rather try to decrease the abortion rate by more comprehensive sex ed, easier access to contraceptives and teaching people the importance of personal responsibility as opposed to dismantling Roe.

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jaunte  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:55:05pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:55:17pm

The I’m not surprised at all department…

Relative has a facebook post from Franky Graham Cracker asking for people to pray for Kavanaugh to be confirmed to restore biblical principles to America…

I think the “biblical principle” ol’ Brett wants to bring back is the King Solomon Lifestyle with 500 wives and hundreds of concubines…

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jaunte  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:58:07pm
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Unshaken Defiance  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:58:23pm

The wife was wondering why I want a standing option for my blog/edit/Photoshop machine.

Pepper and Cinnamon
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Belafon  Sep 26, 2018 • 8:58:57pm

re: #44 Joe Bacon 🌹

Multiple wives, slavery, abortions to test for adultery, not charging interest, 12 tribes instead of fifty states, death to the wealthy who don’t give enough.

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jaunte  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:00:50pm
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Jason Munro  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:10:04pm

So … 2 rando dudes contacted congress to admit to attempted rape. The only thing more ridiculous than this attempt to sow seeds of doubt is using a 35 year old calendar to prove you were not at a party you never knew about. *checks notes*. Well shit.

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danarchy  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:13:02pm

re: #49 Jason Munro

So … 2 rando dudes contacted congress to admit to attempted rape. The only thing more ridiculous than this attempt to sow seeds of doubt is using a 35 year old calendar to prove you were not at a party you never knew about. *checks notes*. Well shit.

I really think everyone is reading this wrong. I’d be willing to bet money that it is one guy that got interviewed twice.

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Belafon  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:14:21pm

One guy might have had a chance: “Yeah, I’m Brent Kavanugh, and you can see why she would confuse us,” but two, nope.

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Belafon  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:15:11pm

re: #50 danarchy

I really think everyone is reading this wrong. I’d be willing to bet money that it is one guy that got interviewed twice.

That’s how I’m reading it, but we seem to be in the minority.

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retired cynic  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:16:41pm

re: #52 Belafon

That’s how I’m reading it, but we seem to be in the minority.

Nope.

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Jason Munro  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:17:48pm

re: #50 danarchy

Very well could be, good point. Even so, it’s still patently ridiculous. It reeks of a desperate attempt to create a possibility of doubt.

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Single-handed sailor  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:29:48pm

Are we still on the theme of teenage perversity?

Patti Smith - Louie-Louie/Pale Blue Eyes

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Single-handed sailor  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:32:16pm

LOL, twitter snitch

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:37:59pm
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Single-handed sailor  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:39:35pm

re: #59 goddamnedfrank

How much is it worth to them to perjure themselves?

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:39:49pm

re: #58 Single-handed sailor

LOL, twitter snitch

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That wasn’t Sheldon Cooper? Has Jared gotten a piece since I saw him last?

(Sorry, Sheldon—it’s possible to argue that you might have one or two redeeming qualities. Jared, no.)

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electrotek  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:40:23pm
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goddamnedfrank  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:41:38pm
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can't think of a decent username  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:44:41pm

There’s so much great stuff about Kavanaugh worth retweeting — and I can’t do it ‘cause I’m trying to keep my timeline less political while I’m job-hunting… :(

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retired cynic  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:47:39pm

re: #59 goddamnedfrank

Well. I was wrong. I thought that was too batshit crazy, even for today. There are new depths of crazy.

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MsJ  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:49:51pm

re: #60 Single-handed sailor

How much is it worth to them to perjure themselves?

Check their bank accounts for a check from David Dennison.

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electrotek  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:50:02pm
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electrotek  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:51:02pm

This dumbshit Muslim misogynist RT’s fucking Cernovich of all people!

twitter.com

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:55:23pm

Now we got another witness defending Kavanaugh!

Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin

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The Ghost of a Flea  Sep 26, 2018 • 9:57:02pm

re: #68 electrotek

Not to be a downer, but in my personal experience the one place where there’s a pan-faith continuity is…dudes being comfortable with rules that police women’s modesty and chastity while feeling that whatever they indulge in is understandable.

But right now my ass is pretty chapped when it comes to dudely hypocrisy.

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Hecuba's daughter  Sep 26, 2018 • 10:05:37pm

re: #50 danarchy

I really think everyone is reading this wrong. I’d be willing to bet money that it is one guy that got interviewed twice.

I agree with you. And I wonder if by providing the details of her experience, Dr. Ford gave the information to allow a fall guy to take the blame.

Oh God, this monster is going to get approved for the Supreme Court — and I use “monster” based not on his behavior as a student but on his rulings in court, his views on Presidential authority, and his financial transactions.


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