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makeitstop  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:15:09am
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freetoken  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:16:45am

More about how 538’s model has a weakness. From Nate’s description:

Our models also project the turnout in each race, based on factors such as the eligible voter population and turnout in past midterms and presidential races. Competitive races tend to produce higher turnout than noncompetitive ones. Projecting turnout is important in understanding the relationship between the national popular vote and the number of seats that each party might gain or lose.

If turnout is much larger than he has parametrized, then his model is likely going to show a non-trivial error.

I’ve been following twitter all morning and it is really hard to guess what the final turnout will be, because I don’t know if the reported long lines at polling places is a simple consequence of having fewer polling places and/or fewer voting booths/machines.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:19:55am

I just took a break from work, walked 2 blocks to see the line at my polling place and it’s out the door, now down the street and around the block.

Oh there is a TV truck there…from Fox so I know they will lie and allege illegals are voting in Los Angeles…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:22:08am
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Mattand  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:24:29am

re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth

All MI6 agents look alike to me.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:25:12am

Just voted. Record turnout according to the precinct worker I talked to.

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CongoJack  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:25:24am

I’m off to vote. I have my wife’s ballot and my own. Voted blue all over the place. May Ken Buck be thrown in the garbage bin - and may Jared Polis beat out that snake in the grass. Lets go Colorado.

Oh, and I voted yes on 112. I’m tired of the oil workers - lets send them packing and keep Colorado water and air clean.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:25:30am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:26:08am
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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:26:28am

re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth

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He’s more of a Brit than Brosnan is and I don’t remember anyone objecting to Pierce nor should they have.

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:26:55am

re: #2 freetoken

More about how 538’s model has a weakness. From Nate’s description:

If turnout is much larger than he has parametrized, then his model is likely going to show a non-trivial error.

I’ve been following twitter all morning and it is really hard to guess what the final turnout will be, because I don’t know if the reported long lines at polling places is a simple consequence of having fewer polling places and/or fewer voting booths/machines.

Its all educated guesswork until the votes are tallied.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:27:05am

re: #8 Charles Johnson

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Can’t spell his name without pos which is what he is.

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7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:27:48am

I voted at 10:30 or so and actually got a text message from Dolt45 as I was filling in rectangles on my ballot.

Our polling place for 32 years looked like a busy presidential year turnout. Losing the single-party option on the ballot doubled the time it took to complete it, but one of the ballot issues is a change back to single-party options, not to mention anti-gerrymandering, and legalized cannabis. A very lovely set of issues which I hope are all lifted by the #BlueTsunami

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:30:07am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:31:37am
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CongoJack  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:31:41am

re: #14 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Break the window… I believe this is an a freaking national emergency.

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jeffreyw  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:31:58am

re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth

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We watched a heist movie last night with Idris in a lead role. He was playing an American CIA agent. A French bad guy heard his accent and asked if he was American. The movie was compently produced and shot but it was going for “buddy movie” and fell flat, imho.

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:32:10am

re: #1 makeitstop

so at about 4:30 colbert shouted out to…..you

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:32:17am
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CongoJack  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:32:45am

re: #15 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I can’t wait for his special show tomorrow on Patreon - it is going to be nuts (and hopefully today ends with good news so I don’t have to listen to the podcast and cry).

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Jenner7  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:33:56am

Happy Election day!

My district has a chance to unseat Mia Love.

Unfortunately, Mitt is unbeatable. Even my Democrat brother voted for him. ::rollingeyes::

I am uneasy about tonight. Luckily, I have whiskey. :)

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makeitstop  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:34:19am

I like this guy. Hope he wins.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:36:31am
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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:37:07am

re: #22 makeitstop

I like this guy. Hope he wins.

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He did vote for Trump two years ago but he does regret it to his credit and I think will do a good job in WV as we could ask for. And as a descendant of miners, it’s good to see one not kissing Trump’s ass.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:38:43am

re: #14 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Jenner7  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:40:47am

The reports coming out of Georgia are infuriating. Four hour wait times, only 3 machines per polling place. Just criminal.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:41:17am
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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:41:25am

re: #22 makeitstop

I like this guy. Hope he wins.

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Unlikely, but possible!

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:41:38am

re: #26 Jenner7

The reports coming out of Georgia are infuriating. Four hour wait times, only 3 machines per polling place. Just criminal.

And who is in charge of voting in Georgia. Why Secretary of State and gubernatorial candidate, Brian Kemp (R).

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wrenchwench  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:43:33am

OK, I voted, I retired, I sold my shop, and I changed the clocks (most of them). Anything else?

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:43:52am

re: #29 HappyWarrior

And who is in charge of voting in Georgia. Why Secretary of State and gubernatorial candidate, Brian Kemp (R).

Who is “concerned” that too many people will exercise their right to vote, and by God he is doing everything he can to stop it!

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:44:30am

re: #30 wrenchwench

OK, I voted, I retired, I sold my shop, and I changed the clocks (most of them). Anything else?

Kick back and enjoy your well deserved retirement!

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CongoJack  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:44:32am

re: #30 wrenchwench

OK, I voted, I retired, I sold my shop, and I changed the clocks (most of them). Anything else?

I believe you are all done :).

Booze and cookies are next on the agenda I believe.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:45:29am
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makeitstop  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:45:33am

re: #30 wrenchwench

OK, I voted, I retired, I sold my shop, and I changed the clocks (most of them). Anything else?

Nah, take the rest of the day off.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:47:37am

re: #34 Backwoods_Sleuth

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A hollow voice says, Covfefe.  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:47:54am

re: #30 wrenchwench

OK, I voted, I retired, I sold my shop, and I changed the clocks (most of them). Anything else?

Get out the vote?

/ducks

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:48:56am

re: #31 Big Beautiful Door

Who is “concerned” that too many people will exercise their right to vote, and by God he is doing everything he can to stop it!

Yep. Desperate little slug.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:51:02am
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Interesting Times  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:51:13am
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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:51:19am

re: #30 wrenchwench

OK, I voted, I retired, I sold my shop, and I changed the clocks (most of them). Anything else?

smile

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:52:28am

re: #40 Interesting Times

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She’s more conservative for a Dem than I’d like but I like Heitcamp. She’s tough, has integrity, and damn it her opponent is fucking awful.

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wrenchwench  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:53:07am

re: #32 Big Beautiful Door

Kick back and enjoy your well deserved retirement!

I have coffee, I’m sitting on the floor, and recovering from the hike a friend took me on last Saturday. As I followed her, she kicked my butt. Pretty good trick.

re: #33 CongoJack

I believe you are all done :).

Booze and cookies are next on the agenda I believe.

I made brownies after the hike. I think my brownies are the main reason my hiking buddy visits. As for booze, let’s just say one of the last things I took out of the shop was my Bike to Work With Bud poster from Portland, OR. He (Bud Clark) ran a bar before he was elected Mayor, so all options are on the table.

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Kragar  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:54:57am

Bill Corbett is one of my all time favorite people

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:55:06am

in Kentucky:

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Varek Raith  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:55:28am

Hi.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:56:47am

re: #46 Varek Raith

Hi.

Hey dude. You going to the Wexton watch party tonight near Dulles? I know that’s a bit of a hike for you. I’m going to be there.

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Varek Raith  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:58:42am

re: #47 HappyWarrior

I was considering it, but my anxiety disorder won.
So, I’ll watch on the intertoobz.

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Kilroy was here  Nov 6, 2018 • 10:58:59am

re: #43 wrenchwench

I have coffee, I’m sitting on the floor, and recovering from the hike a friend took me on last Saturday. As I followed her, she kicked my butt. Pretty good trick.

I made brownies after the hike. I think my brownies are the main reason my hiking buddy visits. As for booze, let’s just say one of the last things I took out of the shop was my Bike to Work With Bud poster from Portland, OR. He (Bud Clark) ran a bar before he was elected Mayor, so all options are on the table.

Who doesn’t like Bud?

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:00:37am

re: #48 Varek Raith

I was considering it, but my anxiety disorder won.
So, I’ll watch on the intertoobz.

Ah. I don’t blame ya. I’m going to go but check in with you all throughout the night. Thinking about wearing my Don’t Blame Me, I voted for Kodos shirt under a button up shirt.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:00:52am

re: #19 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Varek Raith  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:02:22am

They opened up the cafeteria at Metz for voting.
This is only normally done for PotUS elections.
Cautiusly optimitic, I am.

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wrenchwench  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:02:53am

re: #49 Kilroy was here

Who doesn’t like Bud?

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I used to have that one, too. The night he was elected was probably my most indelible experience of a whole city experiencing a wave of happiness. And it was more for Frank Ivancie’s defeat than Bud’s win.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:05:03am
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Belafon  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:05:08am

re: #1 makeitstop

As a former nuke-electrician, that is awesome. I laughed out loud.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:07:10am
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Sir John Barron  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:07:22am

re: #40 Interesting Times

Worried most about her seat and McCaskill in Missouri. Those two are the most likely losses I think. Worried some about the Montana seat as well.

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:07:40am

re: #45 Backwoods_Sleuth

in Kentucky:

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In my district they had used half their ballots by 9:30 am.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:08:48am

re: #58 Big Beautiful Door

In my district they had used half their ballots by 9:30 am.

This is reminding me of 2008, as I mentioned, when I saw shots of all those people in line, it was clear that they were not coming out in those numbers for McCain/Palin…

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Varek Raith  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:10:00am

re: #56 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

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Charming.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:10:06am
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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:10:59am

re: #56 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

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But I thought they were for due process. //

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Varek Raith  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:11:10am

re: #61 Backwoods_Sleuth

Haha, boom.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:11:23am

re: #61 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Dennis, I’ll have some of the drugs you’re having if you seriously believe that.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:12:24am

so much winning in coal country…

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:13:36am

re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Thank you, John. All Blacks aren’t African American. True facts.

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:13:42am

re: #61 Backwoods_Sleuth

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:14:25am

re: #64 HappyWarrior

Dennis, I’ll have some of the drugs you’re having if you seriously believe that.

He’s counting running around to campaign rally after campaign rally for two years after the campaign was fucking over as “work”. It’s not Presidential work, Dennis. This is not normal!!

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:14:34am

re: #61 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Dennis Miller is truly hilarious. Best joke ever!!

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Varek Raith  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:14:43am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:16:12am

re: #66 Patricia Kayden

Thank you, John. All Blacks aren’t African American. True facts.

anyone who has heard Idris Elba speak can tell that he is probably not an American

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:16:44am

re: #70 Varek Raith

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True fact.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:17:21am

Just got my new lease car!

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:19:08am

re: #68 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

He’s counting running around to campaign rally after campaign rally for two years after the campaign was fucking over as “work”. It’s not Presidential work, Dennis. This is not normal!!

Seriously. He’s either at Mar Al Lago golfing his fat ass off, raging on Twitter, or on the trail. His work ethic sucks. Miller illustrates the fucked up thing about Trump supporters. It’s not that they have to make Trump out to be a competent or even average President, he has to be THE GREATEST EVER. He’s not. Not even fucking close.

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Flying Squirrel Girl  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:19:20am

Our office Trumper (female, white, 69 years old) just regaled us with the story of those “amazing people” at the rally last night spontaneously singing “Amazing Grace.” Someone at our table said, “I hate that orange man. I hope Beto wins today!” She replied, “Well why would you want to change things when they’re working out so well?” I couldn’t keep my mouth shut any longer so I said, “Ted Cruz missed 50% of the votes cast in the Senate in 2016.” She looked me square in the eyes and said, “Beto is sending money to the caravan — believe it.” That was when I got up and came back to my desk.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:19:53am
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Sir John Barron  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:20:27am

re: #62 HappyWarrior

But I thought they were for due process. //

Depends. Is it Due Process Week?

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Varek Raith  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:20:44am

re: #76 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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gocart mozart  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:20:50am
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Belafon  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:20:52am

re: #75 Flying Squirrel Girl

“When you have a heart attack, should we sing Amazing Grace or call an ambulance?”

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plansbandc  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:22:03am

re: #23 Backwoods_Sleuth

Why is he so important? Because he represents everything Donald Trump isn’t.

I love this woman.

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Varek Raith  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:22:38am

re: #79 gocart mozart

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Nuclear grade burn right there.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:24:20am
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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:25:12am

re: #75 Flying Squirrel Girl

Our office Trumper (female, white, 69 years old) just regaled us with the story of those “amazing people” at the rally last night spontaneously singing “Amazing Grace.” Someone at our table said, “I hate that orange man. I hope Beto wins today!” She replied, “Well why would you want to change things when they’re working out so well?” I couldn’t keep my mouth shut any longer so I said, “Ted Cruz missed 50% of the votes cast in the Senate in 2016.” She looked me square in the eyes and said, “Beto is sending money to the caravan — believe it.” That was when I got up and came back to my desk.

And if Beto is sending money to the caravan? So? Trumpers are the most stupid people.

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:25:31am

re: #74 HappyWarrior

Seriously. He’s either at Mar Al Lago golfing his fat ass off, raging on Twitter, or on the trail. His work ethic sucks. Miller illustrates the fucked up thing about Trump supporters. It’s not that they have to make Trump out to be a competent or even average President, he has to be THE GREATEST EVER. He’s not. Not even fucking close.

he ran trump enterprises by hiring other people to do all the work
he just told them what to do

he figured presidenting would be the same
not realizing the president first has to learn and know a lot of stuff so he can tell people what he wants them to do

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:26:54am

re: #79 gocart mozart

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I respectfully disagree with Triumph there TBH. Ted didn’t need to be neutered because he never had any balls in the first place.

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:27:08am

re: #75 Flying Squirrel Girl

Our office Trumper (female, white, 69 years old) just regaled us with the story of those “amazing people” at the rally last night spontaneously singing “Amazing Grace.” Someone at our table said, “I hate that orange man. I hope Beto wins today!” She replied, “Well why would you want to change things when they’re working out so well?” I couldn’t keep my mouth shut any longer so I said, “Ted Cruz missed 50% of the votes cast in the Senate in 2016.” She looked me square in the eyes and said, “Beto is sending money to the caravan — believe it.” That was when I got up and came back to my desk.

‘there are public records that prove cruz missed 50% of the votes. are there any records to prove beto is sending money to the caravan?”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:27:16am
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Dr. Matt  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:27:29am

Is it 9 pm EST yet?

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Flying Squirrel Girl  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:27:33am

re: #80 Belafon

“So they sang a gospel song between the ‘Lock Her Up!’ chants and the ‘Build the wall!’ chants?”

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:28:29am

re: #88 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I liked the original better.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:29:16am

re: #87 dangerman

‘there are public records that prove cruz missed 50% of the votes. are there any records to prove beto is sending money to the caravan?”

Boom!

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Dr. Matt  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:30:22am

re: #87 dangerman

‘there are public records that prove cruz missed 50% of the votes. are there any records to prove beto is sending money to the caravan?”


PUBLIC RECORDZ ARE FAKE NEWZZ!!

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Dr. Matt  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:31:14am

re: #93 Dr. Matt


PUBLIC RECORDZ ARE FAKE NEWZZ!!



AND DERP STATE!11!!!!!!!

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:34:10am

re: #93 Dr. Matt


PUBLIC RECORDZ ARE FAKE NEWZZ!!

so the congressional record of the senate and house sessions that are just ending (both majority R) are ….fake? the R’s didnt do all that stuff? kewl

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sagehen  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:35:09am

re: #71 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

anyone who has heard Idris Elba speak can tell that he is probably not an American

Unless this is where you heard him speak:

The Wire - Stringer Bell on why CEOs get paid so much damn money

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Jay C  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:35:37am

re: #84 HappyWarrior

And if Beto is sending money to the caravan? So? Trumpers are the most stupid people.

Quite right, IMO, on the latter judgement, but then, to hardcore Trumprrhoids, “The Caravan” is this hideous existential danger - a vast horde of poor, violent, vicious robbers, rapists and murderers, swarming the border like a cloud of locusts: eager to rob, rape, murder and steal jobs from decent folks: aided and abetted by Demon-rat Libruls who only want to get their (illegal) votes: which they pay for by taxing hard-working Real Americans to the bone to give it away to Lazy Welfare Bums: who don’t even have to speak English.

That’s the “so”….

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:35:45am

Kemp needs to go to jail.

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:39:03am

re: #97 Jay C

Quite right, IMO, on the latter judgement, but then, to hardcore Trumprrhoids, “The Caravan” is this hideous existential danger - a vast horde of poor, violent, vicious robbers, rapists and murderers, swarming the border like a cloud of locusts: eager to rob, rape, murder and steal jobs from decent folks: aided and abetted by Demon-rat Libruls who only want to get their (illegal) votes: which they pay for by taxing hard-working Real Americans to the bone to give it away to Lazy Welfare Bums: who don’t even have to speak English.

That’s the “so”….

You nailed it. Pure, unreasoning hatred.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:39:07am

re: #96 sagehen

Unless this is where you heard him speak:

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I really hope he’s the next Bond. Wonderful actor with a lot of range.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:39:46am

re: #73 The Vicious Babushka

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Sir John Barron  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:40:04am

re: #75 Flying Squirrel Girl

Our office Trumper (female, white, 69 years old) just regaled us with the story of those “amazing people” at the rally last night spontaneously singing “Amazing Grace.” Someone at our table said, “I hate that orange man. I hope Beto wins today!” She replied, “Well why would you want to change things when they’re working out so well?” I couldn’t keep my mouth shut any longer so I said, “Ted Cruz missed 50% of the votes cast in the Senate in 2016.” She looked me square in the eyes and said, “Beto is sending money to the caravan — believe it.” That was when I got up and came back to my desk.

OK, I’ll play along, why would Beto send money to the Caravan?

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Ace Rothstein  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:40:50am

LOL what the fuck?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:41:29am
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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:41:48am

re: #103 Ace Rothstein

LOL what the fuck?

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Sorry ladies, you’re a little old for him. The Donald only goes for women that he knows could be his daughters.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:42:05am

re: #102 Sir John Barron

OK, I’ll play along, why would Beto send money to the Caravan?

I’ll play along as well….how the fuck does someone send money to a migrant caravan??

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:43:00am

re: #106 Dr. Matt

I’ll play along as well….how the fuck does someone send money to a migrant caravan??

Through Sorospal of course. Soros Pay or Vensoros.

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plansbandc  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:43:08am

re: #106 Dr. Matt

Pony Express?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:43:15am

re: #106 Dr. Matt

I’ll play along as well….how the fuck does someone send money to a migrant caravan??

He has friends and relatives in MS-13 of course…

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Varek Raith  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:43:28am

re: #106 Dr. Matt

I’ll play along as well….how the fuck does someone send money to a migrant caravan??

Vertibirds.

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ObserverArt  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:43:32am

re: #26 Jenner7

The reports coming out of Georgia are infuriating. Four hour wait times, only 3 machines per polling place. Just criminal.

Has anyone seen Ken Blackwell in Georgia?

That is the same kind of crap Blackwell pulled in the 2004 presidential election here in Ohio. I know, I was in line for close to three hours.

Precincts that didn’t need them had too many and inner city areas had too few.

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:43:36am

re: #106 Dr. Matt

I’ll play along as well….how the fuck does someone send money to a migrant caravan??

You send the check to Soros, who then sends it to his ISIS minions who transfer it to accounts accessible by their terrorists with cell phones in the Caravan.//

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:44:35am
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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:45:09am

“…Anthony says she tried to walk away at that point but Barnes followed her through the polling place and kept yelling at her. Anthony told her she was calling the police. Anthony said Barnes then threatened her saying the police would arrest Anthony because she’s black.

Edith Randle, the presiding election judge, intervened, separating Barnes from Anthony. One of the poll workers, Pristina Stucky, quit in protest over Barnes’ comments.”

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Varek Raith  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:46:01am

Fallout 76 beta time for today - 1-3pm.
Beta patch? 29.5 GB.
e_e

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:46:27am

re: #103 Ace Rothstein

LOL what the fuck?

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izzat roger moore?

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sagehen  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:46:47am

re: #102 Sir John Barron

OK, I’ll play along, why would Beto send money to the Caravan?

The only time I’ve heard Beto say anything about the caravan, it was to point out how many gazillion dollars we’re spending trying to stabilize Iraq and Afghanistan, and maybe if we spent some of that money trying to stabilize the Central American countries who we were the ones that destabilized them in the first place, their people wouldn’t have to flee for their lives.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:46:47am
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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:47:30am

re: #118 Backwoods_Sleuth

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You can tell how confident they are in the Red wave. //

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:47:45am

re: #103 Ace Rothstein

LOL what the fuck?

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(S)Trumpettes?

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BeachDem  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:47:57am

re: #6 HappyWarrior

Just voted. Record turnout according to the precinct worker I talked to.

I just voted—was #319 in my precinct. For comparison:

2016 total in precinct—585
2014 total in precinct—295

Not quite sure what to make of it—hoping it’s an influx of Dem voters, as the Republicans around here always vote…fingers crossed.

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Kragar  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:48:25am

re: #115 Varek Raith

Fallout 76 beta time for today - 1-3pm.
Beta patch? 29.5 GB.
e_e

Downloaded it last night. Took 6+ hours to download and install

Worried my system won’t be able to handle it

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:48:54am

re: #120 Blind Frog Belly White

(S)Trumpettes?

They’re not Bette Midler Harlettes, that’s for sure….

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:49:24am

re: #106 Dr. Matt

I’ll play along as well….how the fuck does someone send money to a migrant caravan??

Odd you should mention that. I am cranking up the old C-182 for an emergency mission deep into Mexico, a large sealed package marked “Sorosbux, 12.5 M.” I am to locate the caravan in the dark, after a couple of refueling stops, and drop on a flare array that spells out “MS-13” in Arabic script.

(I got this job because I can read Arabic numerals.)

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:50:22am

re: #121 BeachDem

I just voted—was #319 in my precinct. For comparison:

2016 total in precinct—585
2014 total in precinct—295

Not quite sure what to make of it—hoping it’s an influx of Dem voters, as the Republicans around here always vote…fingers crossed.

Can only hope.

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:50:43am
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Varek Raith  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:51:51am

re: #122 Kragar

Downloaded it last night. Took 6+ hours to download and install

Worried my system won’t be able to handle it

Well, I got;
I7 2600 @3.4
8GB ram
GTX 750ti.
I run everything on medium.
So far, so good.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:52:34am

re: #102 Sir John Barron

OK, I’ll play along, why would Beto send money to the Caravan?

That’s from James O’Keefe’s latest dishonest video. Some O’Rourke campaign workers were talking about making a donation to a charity for immigrants, and O’Keefe edited it to make it seem like they were sending money to the caravan.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:52:50am

I May Have Voted!

I can’t be sure. We’re all-mail* voting this year, and Mrs. FBW is in charge of dropping all 4 of ours off.

*Not to be confused with Lloyd Fletch and his All Male Orchestra.

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wrenchwench  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:53:10am

re: #115 Varek Raith

Fallout 76 beta time for today - 1-3pm.
Beta patch? 29.5 GB.
e_e

I’ll be applying the Beto patch.

First time I ever wished to be in TX.

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Jay C  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:53:13am

re: #112 Big Beautiful Door

You send the check to Soros, who then sends it to his ISIS minions who transfer it to accounts accessible by their terrorists with cell phones Obamaphones in the Caravan.//

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Kragar  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:53:26am

re: #127 Varek Raith

Well, I got;
I7 2600 @3.4
8GB ram
GTX 750ti.
I run everything on medium.
So far, so good.

My system is a few years old now and only running a 2.6

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:53:29am

Please Dog, if you could make anyone lose this year, let it be Fascist Dictator wannabe Kris Kobach.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:53:44am
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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:55:19am

re: #134 Dr. Matt

What, you never heard of Donald “Two Dicks” Trump? Turns out the one he used on Stormy Daniels is the bigger one.
///

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:56:12am

re: #135 Blind Frog Belly White

He keeps the smaller one tucked away in his cloaca.

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A hollow voice says, Covfefe.  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:56:19am

re: #129 Blind Frog Belly White

I May Have Voted!

I can’t be sure. We’re all-mail* voting this year, and Mrs. FBW is in charge of dropping all 4 of ours off.

*Not to be confused with Lloyd Fletch and his All Male Orchestra.

You should be able to check online whether your ballot has been received.

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Varek Raith  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:56:49am

re: #132 Kragar

You could probably get away with that if you have a decent gpu.

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:56:59am

re: #113 jaunte

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i could reply almost half the comments in this one thread on this one web site alone

voting in this country is a fucking shit show

- disfranchisement/deregistration in uncountable ways
- equipment - outdated, unreliable, questionable
- supplies
- information and notification
- registration
- clearly opinionated and bigoted poll workers
and that’s all before the counting even begins

how fucking hard is it to say:
- everybody gets to vote (except certain felons etc - working on that.)
- if you’re gonna disqualify someone it better be heinous (not street/avenue or no middle initial)
- an adequate amount of working equipment and supplies - not based on the last election but based on - at least - the registered count of voters
- non-fucking partisan and non-racist poll workers there to do the fucking job
- no one is turned away - everybody votes. at the very least provisionally
- B plans and actual procedures for when things go wrong so no one is disfranchised because those running the election fucked it up

what the fuck is wrong with this country?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:57:10am

re: #128 Charles Johnson

That’s from James O’Keefe’s latest dishonest video. Some O’Rourke campaign workers were talking about making a donation to a charity for immigrants, and O’Keefe edited it to make it seem like they were sending money to the caravan.

James O’Keefe being dishonest? Naw, unpossible!
///////////////////////x 10^23

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Kragar  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:58:19am

re: #138 Varek Raith

You could probably get away with that if you have a decent gpu.

That is what I’m hoping. If not, I might be looking at some black friday specials for an early Christmas present.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 11:58:43am

re: #136 jaunte

He keeps the smaller one tucked away in his cloaca.

Back in the old Genentech Building One, in one of the Men’s Rooms, someone scratched into the paint on one of the stalls “Cloaca: The Best Of Both Worlds”

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:00:41pm

re: #103 Ace Rothstein

LOL what the fuck?

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Which one has had the most plastic surgery?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:01:40pm

re: #143 Joe Bacon 🌹

Which one has had the most plastic surgery?

and a couple of them still need sleeves

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:01:54pm

re: #139 dangerman

i could reply almost half the comments in this one thread on this one web site alone

voting in this country is a fucking shit show

- disfranchisement/deregistration in uncountable ways
- equipment - outdated, unreliable, questionable
- supplies
- information and notification
- registration
- clearly opinionated and bigoted poll workers
and that’s all before the counting even begins

how fucking hard is it to say
- everybody gets to vote (except certain felons etc - working on that.)
- if you’re gonna disqualify someone it better be heinous (not street/avenue or no middle initial)
- an adequate amount of working equipment and supplies - not based on the last election but based on - at least - the registered count of voters
non-fucking partisan and non-racist poll workers there to do the fucking job
- no one is turned away - everybody votes. at the very least provisionally
- B plans and actual procedures for when things go wrong so no one is disfranchised because those running the election fucked it up

what the fuck is wrong with this country?

There is a political party desperate to stay in power despite having an agenda designed solely to benefit the richest 1% of the nation by appealing to the hate and fear of ignorant racists and religious zealots.

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gocart mozart  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:03:29pm

Crazy people are voting

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Belafon  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:04:01pm

re: #145 Big Beautiful Door

On the other side, black people want to vote. So, both sides. //////

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Scottish Dragon  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:04:11pm

re: #1 makeitstop

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Duuudddeee…..the ionizing radiation glow looks fucking amaaaaazing when you’re high!

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:05:22pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:05:28pm

re: #134 Dr. Matt

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He doesn’t have two dicks.

He DOES have two DORKS—Don Jr and Eric!

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Kilroy was here  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:05:54pm

re: #118 Backwoods_Sleuth

idahovotes.gov
Here are the rules…

The above mentioned materials require that college students must establish, as with all other voter registration applicants, that the locale within which they seek to register and vote is their domicile i.e. that they are living in the college community with the intention of abandoning their former domicile and with the intention of remaining permanently, or for an indefinite length of time, in the new location.

Not sure how proof of intent works.

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BeachDem  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:08:14pm

re: #111 ObserverArt

Has anyone seen Ken Blackwell in Georgia?

That is the same kind of crap Blackwell pulled in the 2004 presidential election here in Ohio. I know, I was in line for close to three hours.

Precincts that didn’t need them had too many and inner city areas had too few.

I remember it well, even though I was working in Olympia, WA that week—saw the footage of the Hudson Ave. precincts with huge lines and 2-3 voting machines and the Grandview precincts with 4 people and 10 machines, knew the fix was in and couldn’t stop crying. Ken Blackwell is a horrible, horrible person and wherever he is and whatever he has his slimy hands on is something nefarious and sleazy.

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makeitstop  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:08:37pm

Heh.

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Scottish Dragon  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:08:47pm

re: #98 goddamnedfrank

Kemp needs to go to jail.

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Judges keep fucking refusing to intervene.

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Citizen K  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:08:54pm

re: #151 Kilroy was here

Doesn’t that shit run headlong into Symm vs. United States?

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:09:21pm

re: #151 Kilroy was here

idahovotes.gov
Here are the rules…

Not sure how proof of intent works.

“or for an indefinite length of time” covers students.

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Sir John Barron  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:09:40pm

re: #134 Dr. Matt

Trump supporter admits lies won’t shake her faith: ‘I don’t care if he sprouts a third dick up there’
— Raw Story

But Obama said “I” in some of his speeches.

//

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:10:19pm

re: #151 Kilroy was here

Not sure how proof of intent works.

Everyone should have a single registered address.

No way that the US would ever institute a system, but if we had one, it would also mean automatic voter registration.

We should also have a universal nation ID system, all we would have to do is to amend Social Security cards to include a biometric photo and citizenship/residence status.

again, we would rather throw fits about building walls and “fighting voter fraud” than institute some basic adminisrtative steps (and relatively cheap ones, at least compared to building and maintaining a border wall) that are used in many other civilized nations

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:12:50pm

re: #158 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Everyone should have a single registered address.

No way that the US would ever institute a system, but if we had one, it would also mean automatic voter registration.

We should also have a universal nation ID system, all we would have to do is to amend Social Security cards to include a biometric photo and citizenship/residence status.

again, we would rather throw fits about building walls and “fighting voter fraud” than institute some basic administrative steps that are used in many other civilized nations

TEH NUMBER OF THE BEAST!!11!!!

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Citizen K  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:14:36pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:14:44pm

re: #159 Big Beautiful Door

TEH NUMBER OF THE BEAST!!11!!!

which is why it is a dead issue on the left and the right

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:15:21pm

Trump could get up at his next rally and tell a bunch of Polock jokes and the white trash would whoop and howl in laughter.

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Scottish Dragon  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:15:38pm

Me by 8 pm tonight…

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Varek Raith  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:15:59pm

re: #160 Citizen K

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Fucking hell.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:16:35pm

re: #162 Joe Bacon 🌹

Trump could get up at his next rally and tell a bunch of Polock jokes and the white trash would whoop and howl in laughter.

He could shoot a pregnant mother on 5th avenue and people would praise him for preventing an anchor baby

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:17:57pm

re: #165 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

He could shoot a pregnant mother on 5th avenue and people would praise him for preventing an anchor baby

He could ask the mothers in the audience to pass their babies up to him and then eat them while the crowd howled their approval.

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:19:43pm

re: #151 Kilroy was here

idahovotes.gov
Here are the rules…

Not sure how proof of intent works.

that should be at the time of registration
not today
unless they allow same day registration?

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Kragar  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:20:11pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:21:26pm

re: #168 Kragar

This, children, is what we call a false equivalency.

These guys have never been good at basic math

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:23:21pm

re: #160 Citizen K

In Georgia, officials /PURPOSELY/ did not supply power cords for their voting machines at a polling site in a mostly African-American neighborhood.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:24:17pm

So is anyone bringing bacon and pineapple pizza to the LGF election party tonight?

Asking for a friend.

//

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:24:40pm

re: #170 dangerman

In Georgia, officials /PURPOSELY/ did not supply power cords for their voting machines at a polling site in a mostly African-American neighborhood.

Those fuckers sat up all night thinking of various and nefarious ways to keep people from voting.

This should be a felony offense.

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:25:41pm

re: #168 Kragar

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this isnt even close to a false equivalency

it’s just a string of words that have no meaning in this order

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lawhawk  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:29:44pm

Assumptions are the mother of all fuckups.

The pollsters all make assumptions when they create their polls and provide data, including weighting to massage their polling to stress one group versus another based on what they think turnout will be.

Make the wrong assumption, and the outcome goes off the rails. Get turnout in one place but not another, and you might have record turnout, but Congress doesn’t change hands. Or it goes the other way. Cruz may have underestimated turnout, but whether that means he loses or not is going to be found in just a few hours time.

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Kilroy was here  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:30:39pm

The Main Problem in Georgia:

Janine Eveler, chief of Cobb elections said the turnout today is beyond what she and her staff expected.

“We thought we would still have adequate voting units, but the turnout is much higher than any midterm we have ever conducted and lines have formed at most polls,” she said at 1:25 p.m.

Eveler said many voters are complaining about a lack of voting machines. She blamed that on the recent Georgia Supreme Court ruling that left many of their machines sequestered. Eveler said more than 600 voting machines have been taken out of the pool of available machines.

She said the number of ballot measures is also making it “difficult for voters to quickly get through.”

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:31:20pm

A small victory against a naked attempt at voter intimidation by the Trump/Abbott Axis here in Texas.
Border Patrol Postpones Plans To Conduct ‘Crowd Control’ Exercise on Election Day

The decision to postpone the exercise in El Paso, the home of U.S. Senate candidate Beto O’Rourke, comes amid widespread criticism by members of Congress and civil rights groups.

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:32:02pm
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Mattand  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:32:57pm

re: #134 Dr. Matt

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:34:25pm

re: #175 Kilroy was here

The Main Problem in Georgia:

Janine Eveler, chief of Cobb elections said the turnout today is beyond what she and her staff expected.

“We thought we would still have adequate voting units, but the turnout is much higher than any midterm we have ever conducted and lines have formed at most polls,” she said at 1:25 p.m.

Eveler said many voters are complaining about a lack of voting machines. She blamed that on the recent Georgia Supreme Court ruling that left many of their machines sequestered. Eveler said more than 600 voting machines have been taken out of the pool of available machines.

She said the number of ballot measures is also making it “difficult for voters to quickly get through.”

funny that she didnt mention not supplying power cords in all that

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:34:26pm

re: #174 lawhawk

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Assumptions are the mother of all fuckups.

The pollsters all make assumptions when they create their polls and provide data, including weighting to massage their polling to stress one group versus another based on what they think turnout will be.

Make the wrong assumption, and the outcome goes off the rails. Get turnout in one place but not another, and you might have record turnout, but Congress doesn’t change hands. Or it goes the other way. Cruz may have underestimated turnout, but whether that means he loses or not is going to be found in just a few hours time.

I know you (and most lizards) know this, but computer models are no different than anything else a computer does: Garbage in, garbage out. You give a computer model inputs most in line with reality, and (as long as it’s programmed properly) it gives you the most likely forecast, or probabilities of forecasts. The problem is, if your projected inputs don’t actually have any correlation with reality at all, then all your forecasts and probabilities get thrown out of the airlock. Along, possibly, with yourself.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:34:58pm

re: #178 Mattand

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I think she was admitting that she knows he’s a dickhead, but I can’t be certain.

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Kragar  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:35:53pm

re: #178 Mattand

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Single-handed sailor  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:37:53pm

re: #134 Dr. Matt

Stacy Brown Got Two

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danarchy  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:38:06pm

re: #172 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Those fuckers sat up all night thinking of various and nefarious ways to keep people from voting.

This should be a felony offense.

Isn’t voting equipment generally handled at the county level? Do we know who the officials were who were responsible? I would think if they are in the Atlanta area there is a good chance they aren’t even republican. My goto is usually incompetence before malice.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:38:38pm

LOLWUT

187
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:39:32pm

If we can overcome this desperate, go-for-broke, wave of Republican voter suppression and sabotage, the new Congress should make it a priority to investigate. Roast the saboteurs and cheats on national TV.

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Interesting Times  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:39:52pm

re: #186 The Vicious Babushka

LOLWUT

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We are all dumber for having read this.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:40:15pm

The Russo-publicans know they are doomed if they can’t keep the vote down.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:41:11pm

re: #188 Interesting Times

We are all dumber for having read this.

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Sir John Barron  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:42:29pm

re: #186 The Vicious Babushka

-#1 issue: “mothers killing their children.” NOT abortion, infanticide.

— Alexander McCoy

Is she in favor or does she oppose?

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CongoJack  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:43:39pm

Back from dropping off my ballot. Asked the poll worker how busy they had been (in a absolutely full voting area - people only waiting a few minutes to vote though) - she stated that this is the busiest she had ever seen it.

So yay - saw a lot diversity as well which made me happy (and in a very conservative area).

Of course though when I was walking back to my car a white woman in her late 20s was wearing a “Proud GOP” hat, pajama pants, and GOP shirt. I just shook my head and watched her almost hit 3 cars as she left in her incredibly hail damaged Saab.

Go DEMS!

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Scottish Dragon  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:43:42pm

re: #186 The Vicious Babushka

LOLWUT

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And her vote counts as much as yours….

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Citizen K  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:44:39pm

re: #189 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

The Russo-publicans know they are doomed if they can’t keep the vote down.

Unfortunately, if they can keep the vote down this time around, they’ve been much ensured a self-perpetuating, impenetrable hegemony.

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Sir John Barron  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:47:06pm

re: #192 CongoJack

Back from dropping off my ballot. Asked the poll worker how busy they had been (in a absolutely full voting area - people only waiting a few minutes to vote though) - she stated that this is the busiest she had ever seen it.

So yay - saw a lot diversity as well which made me happy (and in a very conservative area).

Of course though when I was walking back to my car a white woman in her late 20s was wearing a “Proud GOP” hat, pajama pants, and GOP shirt. I just shook my head and watched her almost hit 3 cars as she left in her incredibly hail damaged Saab.

Go DEMS!

The “pajama pants” seem indicative of…something

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baileylamb  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:48:30pm

re: #111 ObserverArt

Has anyone seen Ken Blackwell in Georgia?

That is the same kind of crap Blackwell pulled in the 2004 presidential election here in Ohio. I know, I was in line for close to three hours.

Precincts that didn’t need them had too many and inner city areas had too few.

I was I line for 4 and a half hours, in the freezing rain, they ran out of ballots, and my vote probably didn’t count. (This was in New Albany btw). My parents had to drive me back to college that night as I cried all the way back to my dorm (and no I did not go to Ohio State).

I still tear up thinking about it.

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:49:49pm

Okay, I had to see what a “Panda Onesie” was.

walmart.com

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:50:24pm

Now Google will send me furry-related searches.

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Interesting Times  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:50:42pm

Damn…let’s hope there are several million more like her who did the same thing:

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Kilroy was here  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:51:36pm

FYI as far as I can tell the power cord issue is fixed in Georgia (Several hour ago)

Alexander said all the batteries in all of the voting booths died and it took about an hour and 45 minutes for them to retrieve the power cords and then another hour and 45 minutes passed before he was able to vote.

At least that is some progress.

At the site with only three voting machines, five have been added.

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:51:54pm

re: #188 Interesting Times

We are all dumber for having read this.

they are among us

You may work with them
You may work under them
they’re driving the cars around you
we let them run our local state and natl govts
They operate on you
They prepare and serve your food
They prescribe drugs
drive trucks and trains
Fly planes
Etc

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Dr. Matt  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:52:21pm

FYI. Tomorrow officially starts the 2020 campaign season.

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CongoJack  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:52:26pm

re: #201 dangerman

they are among us

You may work with them
You may work under them
they’re driving the cars around you
we let them run our local state and natl govts
They operate on you
They prepare and serve your food
They prescribe drugs
drive trucks and trains
Fly planes
Etc

Ben Carson

That is all.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:52:26pm

re: #200 Kilroy was here

Great news! Good people are out there fighting.

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:52:58pm

re: #191 Sir John Barron

Is she in favor or does she oppose?

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fern01  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:54:57pm

re: #14 Backwoods_Sleuth

One of the replies

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CarolJ  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:55:12pm

I think this midterm has made the case for vote by mail. No long lines, no shifting poll sites, can’t be influenced by weather. And the machines used to scan can have rotating observers during the count to make sure things are honest. Mail (until it arrives at the counting site) is handled by non-partisan Postal Workers.

For too long we Dems have used the “abused wife” excuse for not going all the way like Washington and Oregon. For those who have concerns, we can provide satellite sites to fill out ballots, allow with affidavit some people to receive them at work, and assistants and assistant technology.

I’m optimistic but nervous-will probably go to be early an wake up early for the results. So far it looks like a mixed result.

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:55:31pm

Trump-inspired assholery at the neighborhood level.

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Jenner7  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:56:48pm

re: #202 Dr. Matt

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Jay C  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:57:05pm

re: #202 Dr. Matt

FYI. Tomorrow officially starts the 2020 campaign season.

Not for Trump: He’s been on the campaign trail for the last 21 months.
With Joe and Jane Taxpayer footing the bill for his security.

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fern01  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:57:38pm

re: #33 CongoJack

I believe you are all done :).

Booze and cookies are next on the agenda I believe.

Forget the cookies

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Citizen K  Nov 6, 2018 • 12:58:21pm

re: #200 Kilroy was here

re: #207 CarolJ

I’m getting the sinking feeling in my gut all of a sudden. This feels like coordinated ratfucking ready to bury us again.

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CongoJack  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:00:36pm

re: #212 Citizen K

I’m getting the sinking feeling in my gut all of a sudden. This feels like coordinated ratfucking ready to bury us again.

I remember 2008 though. People waited in lines - and if they were in line before the deadline they were allowed to vote and have that vote counted. If people stay strong and don’t give in all this RW bullsh*t wont matter.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:00:46pm

re: #202 Dr. Matt

FYI. Tomorrow officially starts the 2020 campaign season.

Yep. Personally as of now, I really like Harris and Booker. May take a look at one of the governors too but I really don’t know them as well.

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fern01  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:00:55pm

re: #45 Backwoods_Sleuth

They ran out of ballots at the Springdale Community Church. Some people left and didn’t cast a vote because they were frustrated. The officials said that they normally have 400 people vote by this time and today they had 1100.

They love their excuses - but if anyone in charge of voting cared an iota, they would have looked at the prepoll voting and printed at least double the number of “normal” ballots.

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Kilroy was here  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:03:24pm

Some of the voting problems around the country

Alabama

Some machines were unable to properly scan paper ballots, which had swollen due to humidity.

[WAFF]

Arizona

Ballot printer issues were reported at Queen Creek Library and Chandler City Hall, while Deer Valley Airport voters were asked to cast provisional ballots due to as-yet unspecified technical issues.

[AZCentral]

Georgia

Express Polls, which check voters in, were down at an estimated four locations in Gwinnett County, leading to long lines. One of those locations—Anderson Livsey Elementary—had all of its machines cease functioning because “the machine was not supplied power and was running on battery and the battery ran out.” Nothing to see here, everything’s working as intended.

[AJC; NBC]

Illinois

Ballots in many states (including New York) are two pages long. Unfortunately, voters reported only receiving one page of their ballots in at least seven polling locations around the greater Chicago area.

[NBC Chicago]

Indiana

A reportedly “overwhelmed” poll worker failed to turn on the necessary scanning equipment at a Jonson County location. Around Fort Wayne, two locations appeared to not be printing tickets, resulting in slow processing “leading some people to leave before voting.”

[Indystar; WANE]

Michigan

Election workers at Martin Luther King Jr. High School in Detroit were initially unable to find the voting machines, creating hour-plus delays.

[WXYZ]

Missouri

At a St. Louis County location, a volunteer stated that ballots were spat back out by the scanner, telling local reporters that “at least half of the ballots (here) are being rejected.” In Clay County, delays reportedly stretched to over two hours at some locations, due to malfunctioning equipment or power outages.

[KMOX; KMBC]

New Jersey

Voters at a Union County location were told to come back in an hour due to a broken machine.

[Pix11]

New York

Reports of long lines and broken equipment were reported across New York City, with the undisputed champion of fuck-ups going to Breukelen Community Center, a building which voters were locked out of for around two hours due to a “programming error.”

Voters at one Lower Hudson Valley polling station had machines shipped to them for the wrong district.

[WCBS; NYC BoE; LoHud]

Nevada

Billinghurst Middle School and Rollan Melton Elementary had waits up to 40 minutes due to (say it with me) unspecified technical issues.

[RGJ]

Ohio

A litany of polling places experienced issues—some described as “malfunctions,” while others were attributed to operator error due to additional steps added to the process for voters who did not intend to cast a ballot in all races. Call it bad UX.

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10/23/18 2:40PM
[13ABC; Cincinnati]

Pennsylvania

Broken machines in the 51st ward’s 6th division, “calibration” issues changing intended votes to another candidate in Irwin, missing machines in Squirrel Hill, and yet more calibration issues in Lebanon.

[Philly; TribLive; CBS Pittsburgh; LDNews]

Rhode Island

Some locations opened late because to a few poll workers “had some trouble entering passwords.” Who among us.

[RI_BOE]

South Carolina

Calibration issues causing votes to switch in at least three precincts in Richland County, and malfunctions with the cartridges used to boot up the voting machines in an additional eight precincts made the machines unusable for hours.

[WLTX; WYFF]

Texas

Widespread “calibration” issues appeared to disadvantage Democratic candidates in an already remarkably tight Senate race. Cool! Not to mention in Arlington after electronic machines failed, it was determined there was an insufficient number of paper ballots.

gizmodo.com

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:03:58pm
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Belafon  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:04:36pm

re: #213 CongoJack

I remember 2008 though. People waited in lines - and if they were in line before the deadline they were allowed to vote and have that vote counted. If people stay strong and don’t give in all this RW bullsh*t wont matter.

This is exactly it. They were hoping not to see presidential election levels of participation, but they’re going to have to deal with it.

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bratwurst  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:06:03pm
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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:07:00pm

re: #218 Belafon

This is exactly it. They were hoping not to see presidential election levels of participation, but they’re going to have to deal with it.

Gives me a lot of hope going forward to 2020. As much as I liked and still do like HRC, there are an equal number of people who were eager to vote against her. I don’t think the next Dem nominee is going to have that. And I really think Trump is going to struggle without a HRC punching bag and the added disadvantage of having to actually defend his record.

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Jay C  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:07:45pm

I wonder if there is likely to be a “washover effect” for the (hopefully anticipated) “Blue Wave” due to the time-zone effect? When polls close at 7 or 8 pm in the Eastern US, there are still going to be 3 or 4 hours til they close in the West/Pacific Coast. If news reports/punditizing -which, no matter how circumspect they try to be, are likely to be unable to resist blathering away about anticipated results ASAP - and, given that this is an era of near-instantaneous communication, I can’t help but wonder if:

A): An anticipated “Blue Wave” sparks even more Democrats to come out and make it a tsunami -, or
B) Said Wave spurs Republicans to the polls to try to salvage what they can.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:07:59pm

re: #219 bratwurst

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This would be the same dude who thinks Maxine Waters assaulted him right. God dude, find something valid to actually bitch about.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:08:43pm

re: #221 Jay C

I wonder if there is likely to be a “washover effect” for the (hopefully anticipated) “Blue Wave” due to the time-zone effect? When polls close at 7 or 8 pm in the Eastern US, there are still going to be 3 or 4 hours til they close in the West/Pacific Coast. If news reports/punditizing -which, no matter how circumspect they try to be, are likely to be unable to resist blathering away about anticipated results ASAP - and, given that this is an era of near-instantaneous communication, I can’t help but wonder if:

A): An anticipated “Blue Wave” sparks even more Democrats to come out and make it a tsunami -, or
B) Said Wave spurs Republicans to the polls to try to salvage what they can.

I think whatever the trend on the East Coast is, it will be on the West as well.

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Lidane  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:09:45pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:10:34pm

re: #224 Lidane

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:

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Bugger me. Just when I thought the Smartest Man on the Internet couldn’t get any smarter.

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lawhawk  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:11:05pm

Stringer’s the NYC Comptroller. He’s right. Low turnout favors incumbents, which is how they want it.

We should do better.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:11:51pm

re: #224 Lidane

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:

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Yes, I can’t wait to see Steve Bannon’s hot take on why Corey Stewart couldn’t get 40% in Virginia.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:14:07pm

re: #226 lawhawk

I’m surprised this is happening in a blue state. Governor Cuomo needs to do much better.

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Skip Intro  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:14:34pm

So no tweets from Trump today? I’m amazed. I really called that one wrong.

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Lidane  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:14:54pm
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Kilroy was here  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:15:09pm

Maybe all today more states will look into Vote by mail with voter/motor registration.
No lines
No hurry
No (real) chance of voter suppression (A reason it won’t be done in many states)

Washington, Oregon and Colorado have had no real issues with it.

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lawhawk  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:17:22pm

re: #228 Patricia Kayden

I’m surprised this is happening in a blue state. Governor Cuomo needs to do much better.

Short term memory.

In 2016, there were issues with improperly purged voter rolls. There were issues with machines not working. Same in 2014, 2012, etc.

They don’t have sufficient funding, they are understaffed, and then don’t have equipment that can handle the crowds.

The solution isn’t more polling places or more machines, but to consider mail in ballots, early voting, etc. or other ideas that folks have come up with.

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Kragar  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:18:14pm

re: #231 Kilroy was here

Maybe all today more states will look into Vote by mail with voter/motor registration.
No lines
No hurry
No (real) chance of voter suppression (A reason it won’t be done in many states)

Washington, Oregon and Colorado have had no real issues with it.

You’re assuming the people running those states want to make it easier for more people to vote.

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CongoJack  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:19:26pm

re: #231 Kilroy was here

Maybe all today more states will look into Vote by mail with voter/motor registration.
No lines
No hurry
No (real) chance of voter suppression (A reason it won’t be done in many states)

Washington, Oregon and Colorado have had no real issues with it.

The only voter suppression issue I’ve seen here in CO in my 10 years of volunteering is the issue when an elderly parent gets their ballot and their kids fill it out for them without their knowledge etc (which is why we have the signature item on the envelope). So there still is a chance but it is still minimal. In fact I’ve only heard of 1 case of that here in CO actually being reported (its really the only fear).

The other issue with mail in ballots are the college students in dorms. When I did voter registration in college I think dorm rooms were OK to use - but most students just waited to vote the day of as the college campus had a ton of voting machines and no lines (because they were so well stocked).

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fern01  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:20:09pm

re: #121 BeachDem

I just voted—was #319 in my precinct. For comparison:

2016 total in precinct—585
2014 total in precinct—295

Not quite sure what to make of it—hoping it’s an influx of Dem voters, as the Republicans around here always vote…fingers crossed.

Don’t second guess yourself - large turnout = democrats are voting. As you say the republicans always vote - the extras got to be democrats ……


surely

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Kilroy was here  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:20:14pm

re: #233 Kragar

You’re assuming the people running those states want to make it easier for more people to vote.

No I’m not. But Blue states that want to make it easier, and cheaper, to vote may want to think about it.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:22:04pm

re: #221 Jay C

I wonder if there is likely to be a “washover effect” for the (hopefully anticipated) “Blue Wave” due to the time-zone effect? When polls close at 7 or 8 pm in the Eastern US, there are still going to be 3 or 4 hours til they close in the West/Pacific Coast. If news reports/punditizing -which, no matter how circumspect they try to be, are likely to be unable to resist blathering away about anticipated results ASAP - and, given that this is an era of near-instantaneous communication, I can’t help but wonder if:

A): An anticipated “Blue Wave” sparks even more Democrats to come out and make it a tsunami -, or
B) Said Wave spurs Republicans to the polls to try to salvage what they can.

Might affect Nevada, but in the Pacific states all or most (CA) ballots were mailed in. According to King County Elections, ours have already been counted. I don’t think you have the same effect of people being discouraged by Eastern results and staying home—which used to be a huge issue.

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teleskiguy  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:23:54pm

Just got back from skiing!

Cat’s Meow is the trail on the right. I was the second one down after they dropped the rope (some snowboarder beat me down). Snow was thigh deep!

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mmmirele  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:28:19pm

re: #104 Backwoods_Sleuth

We voted in Adrian Fontes, a Democrat, two years ago to replace Helen Purcell, who had been in the post a couple of decades, because he said he would fix the problems we’d had with voting. AND WE’RE STILL HAVING PROBLEMS WITH VOTING. Why is that?

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:29:14pm

re: #191 Sir John Barron

Is she in favor or does she oppose?

There actually is a pro-infanticide lobby out there. It’s called the anti-vaccination movement.

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fern01  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:31:00pm

re: #175 Kilroy was here

The Main Problem in Georgia:

Janine Eveler, chief of Cobb elections said the turnout today is beyond what she and her staff expected.

“We thought we would still have adequate voting units, but the turnout is much higher than any midterm we have ever conducted and lines have formed at most polls,” she said at 1:25 p.m.

Eveler said many voters are complaining about a lack of voting machines. She blamed that on the recent Georgia Supreme Court ruling that left many of their machines sequestered. Eveler said more than 600 voting machines have been taken out of the pool of available machines.

She said the number of ballot measures is also making it “difficult for voters to quickly get through.”

So they took ZERO notice of the pre poll voting that indicated a massive increase in mid term voting. Dumb or voter supression - make your selection

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:32:27pm

re: #143 Joe Bacon 🌹

Which one has had the most plastic surgery?

and a couple of them still need sleevesre: #229 Skip Intro

So no tweets from Trump today? I’m amazed. I really called that one wrong.

He’s been retweeting his rally bragging and also a bunch of endorsements, both retweets and new tweets.

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:32:28pm
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Belafon  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:32:53pm

re: #241 fern01

There should always be one ballot available for every elegibile voter in each district.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:33:09pm
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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:33:58pm

re: #243 jaunte

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This shouldn’t happen in our country.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:34:00pm
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Dave In Austin  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:34:09pm

Strange there was never this problem during early voting

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:34:18pm

re: #243 jaunte

And this is a democracy? Really? There are third world countries which run smoother elections. Outrageous.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:35:04pm

re: #247 Backwoods_Sleuth

Even in blue states this nonsense is happening. Arghh.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:35:43pm

re: #247 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:35:51pm

It’s after 4:30 EST. Isn’t it time for some bullshit tweets from randos claiming to have inside info on exit polling?

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SteveMcGriftFlynnComey... ...corruptemoligate RN  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:38:09pm

Our conspiracy nut respiratory therapist said she won’t vote today because of what they did to Bernie two years ago

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fern01  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:38:16pm

re: #216 Kilroy was here

Texas

Widespread “calibration” issues appeared to disadvantage Democratic candidates in an already remarkably tight Senate race.

I’m always intrigued as to why the Calibration issues always seem to swap dem votes to the GOP but never the other way around.

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lawhawk  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:38:19pm

Four ways to modernize the voting process nationwide (some states do a better job than others):

1. Revamp voter registration.
2. Undergo a tech face-lift.
3. Implement same-day registration.
4. Bring about early voting.

New York’s laws are particularly awful. And other states key off this as a way to pass the buck and do nothing to modernize their own awful rules.

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ObserverArt  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:38:44pm

re: #161 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

which is why it is a dead issue on the left and the right

Where do you get the left wouldn’t want a better National ID system that would facilitate a better voting system?

At the least I don’t think you can say it is a dead issue.

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Scottish Dragon  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:39:20pm

We need a laugh

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:40:11pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:40:28pm

Election Day/Shelby’s Birthday cheeseburgers acquired, and consumed.
Watching her standing up, trying to inhale a Mc’Ds cheeseburger in one mouthful is quite the spectacle.

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SteveMcGriftFlynnComey... ...corruptemoligate RN  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:40:53pm

re: #257 Scottish Dragon

We need a laugh

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One of nurses recently dyed her hair a silvery blue color and looks forty years older

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Sir John Barron  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:42:03pm

re: #253 SteveMcGriftFlynnComey… …corruptemoligate RN

Our conspiracy nut respiratory therapist said she won’t vote today because of what they did to Bernie two years ago

That’ll show us.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:42:48pm
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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:43:07pm
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Single-handed sailor  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:43:22pm

re: #238 teleskiguy

Just got back from skiing!

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Cat’s Meow is the trail on the right. I was the second one down after they dropped the rope (some snowboarder beat me down). Snow was thigh deep!

California’s slopes are still a bit dry.

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:44:11pm
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BeachDem  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:44:49pm

re: #235 fern01

Don’t second guess yourself - large turnout = democrats are voting. As you say the republicans always vote - the extras got to be democrats ……


surely

From your keyboard to the board of elections—GO JAMES AND MANDY!!

(One little anecdote—I left the many, many Republican only positions blank, but on the awful, awful school board member—the one who facebooked that she was ready to accuse any Dem 2020 candidate of sexually assaulting her and then blamed it on her kids’ friends hacking her account—I wrote in Anyone else.)

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:45:14pm

re: #264 Single-handed sailor

California’s slopes are still a bit dry.

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Time for dry grass skiing!

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:45:44pm

re: #262 Blind Frog Belly White

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Okay not to defend Hannity but come on. He’s practically been sucking Trump off from the moment Trump declared he was running for office.

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:45:48pm

A bunch of weirdly specific power outages today.

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:46:58pm
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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:47:30pm
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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:47:48pm

Fishy as fuck.

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fern01  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:48:34pm

re: #266 BeachDem

From your keyboard to the board of elections—GO JAMES AND MANDY!!

(One little anecdote—I left the many, many Republican only positions blank, but on the awful, awful school board member—the one who facebooked that she was ready to accuse any Dem 2020 candidate of sexually assaulting her and then blamed it on her kids’ friends hacking her account—I wrote in Anyone else.)

Used to work the elections in my part of the world. We have paper ballots & one election there were close to 100 candidates for the senate. Voter wrote one letter in every box & of course we had to work out what he/she said - very vulgar message as to where we could put the ballot paper.

You were very polite

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gwangung  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:50:12pm

re: #272 HappyWarrior

Fishy as fuck.

Wouldn’t be a bad way for a foreign power to screw with an election…

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Eventual Carrion  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:50:22pm

re: #103 Ace Rothstein

LOL what the fuck?

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sTrumpet-tes of course.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:50:32pm
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nines09  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:51:00pm

Wasn’t there some reporting about Russian hackers gaining entry into the power grid a while back?

Perfectly normal power outages on Election day

JFC

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CongoJack  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:51:14pm

re: #269 jaunte

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A bunch of weirdly specific power outages today.

re: #270 jaunte

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re: #271 jaunte

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I remember Bob Cesca worrying about this when the reports was written that the Russians had hacked our energy grid etc. I hope to dog Bob wasn’t right on this one.

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:51:42pm

Paper ballots.

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Eventual Carrion  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:52:59pm

re: #120 Blind Frog Belly White

(S)Trumpettes?

GMTA

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:53:04pm

heya OA and Beachdem:

looks like they’re all hiding in the dark…

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:53:48pm

re: #276 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

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Whatever you big baby. Maybe Stormfront will come cover you as your political career ends.

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:55:56pm
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Targetpractice  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:57:09pm

re: #202 Dr. Matt

FYI. Tomorrow officially starts the 2020 campaign season.

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ObserverArt  Nov 6, 2018 • 1:59:11pm

re: #185 danarchy

Isn’t voting equipment generally handled at the county level? Do we know who the officials were who were responsible? I would think if they are in the Atlanta area there is a good chance they aren’t even republican. My goto is usually incompetence before malice.

Maybe any other year. This year my goto is Kemp fuckery.

Why? Let us count the ways…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:02:01pm
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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:02:03pm

re: #215 fern01

They love their excuses - but if anyone in charge of voting cared an iota, they would have looked at the prepoll voting and printed at least double the number of “normal” ballots. registered voters

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Targetpractice  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:02:06pm

It’s 2018 and we’re seeing shit at the polls that wouldn’t be out of place in a third world banana republic. At this rate, the UN’s gonna have to send election observers in 2020.

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Jay C  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:02:35pm

re: #254 fern01

I’m always intrigued as to why the Calibration issues always seem to swap dem votes to the GOP but never the other way around.

That’s what Soros-paid illegal alien fake-voters are for.
IOW, doing jobs Americans won’t do…..

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:03:47pm
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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:04:21pm

re: #290 jaunte

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Hopefully that means hit the road Marsha.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:04:50pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:04:54pm

Been looking at the change in party affiliations here in Duval County (Jacksonville), FL since 2014.

Democratic: 2014 - 231,795 ; 2016 - 240,238 ; 2018 - 249,173

Republican: 2014 - 201,855 ; 2016 - 220,699 ; 2018 - 222,505

No Party Affiliation: 2014 - 100,725 ; 2016 - 109,813 ; 2018 - 133,390

Other: 2014 - 17,789 ; 2016 - 17,211 ; 2018 - 5,630

Kind of surprising how much the fringe parties have evaporated.
And, after a ~10% growth 2014-to-2016 the Republicans growth has stagnated.

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:06:08pm

LOL

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:06:53pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:07:04pm

re: #202 Dr. Matt

FYI. Tomorrow officially starts the 2020 campaign season.

re: #284 Targetpractice

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:07:32pm

Aaaaaand, Chuck Todd calls it for the Republicans…. ///// Just kidding, he’s not that bad. Yet.

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:07:33pm
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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:08:08pm

re: #226 lawhawk

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Stringer’s the NYC Comptroller. He’s right. Low turnout favors incumbents, which is how they want it.

We should do better.

this is not effing beat the clock - if the clock strikes midnight we’re done

the board of elections should plan on every registered voter showing up

if they dont and there are lines or supplies run out or malfunctions, or poll workers dont show up or whatever there MUST be a plan so everyone can cast their vote. the voters didnt screw up.

i dont lose my vote because the BOARD OF ELECTIONS screwed up either on purpose or by incompetence and didnt allow me to cast it.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:08:31pm

re: #294 goddamnedfrank

LOL

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God I love that. Props to you good sir.

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:09:56pm
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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:09:56pm

re: #244 Belafon

There should always be one ballot available for every elegibile voter in each district.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:10:29pm

re: #288 Targetpractice

It’s 2018 and we’re seeing shit at the polls that wouldn’t be out of place in a third world banana republic. At this rate, the UN’s gonna have to send election observers in 2020.

I know he’s not up to it, and might not even be with us by then, but President Carter has done so many of those jobs, I’d love to see the RWNJs reaction if he was UN observer for the 2020 election.

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:11:00pm
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CarolJ  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:11:28pm

We need a people’s movement for voting reform. A movement and a real org with it can keep the pressure on legislatures and officials for reform and keep people in touch for changes. Voting reform should be a bedrock of the DNC platform and all Democrats in general.

National vote by mail. Nothing else works as well or as easily.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:11:53pm
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goddamnedfrank  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:12:15pm
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ObserverArt  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:13:04pm

re: #199 Interesting Times

Damn…let’s hope there are several million more like her who did the same thing:

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Yeah…that is a bit of light shining through right there.

I hope some GOP people get to see that video. She goes against a lot of what they are currently touting, which is White women were horrified by Kavanaugh’s treatment thinking of their sons being called rapists by all those conspiring women.

And, she is from Oklahoma and I’d say it would be hard to call her anything other than a lucid Republican with a brain that saw through Grassley and the old fart GOP bullshit.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:13:04pm

re: #307 goddamnedfrank

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So remember - Boat like your country depends on it!

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EPR-radar  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:13:25pm

re: #303 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

I know he’s not up to it, and might not even be with us by then, but President Carter has done so many of those jobs, I’d love to see the RWNJs reaction if he was UN observer for the 2020 election.

That would be perfect. Wingnuts would shit peach pits so violently they could sign up at SpaceX to deliver payload to Earth orbit.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:13:54pm
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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:14:50pm

re: #309 Blind Frog Belly White

So remember - Boat like your country depends on it!

Longer boats are coming to win us
They’re coming to win us, they’re coming to win us
Longer boats are coming to win us
Hold on to the shore, they’ll be taking the key from the door

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BeachDem  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:14:55pm

re: #281 Backwoods_Sleuth

heya OA and Beachdem:

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looks like they’re all hiding in the dark…

As well they should, scum-sucking assholes. The self-satisfied smirks on both of their smarmy faces makes me want to puke big time.

Thanks for sharing??

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Mattand  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:14:59pm

re: #309 Blind Frog Belly White

So remember - Boat like your country depends on it!

It makes a hull of a difference.

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:15:46pm

re: #288 Targetpractice

It’s 2018 and we’re seeing shit at the polls that wouldn’t be out of place in a third world banana republic. At this rate, the UN’s gonna have to send election observers in 2020.

just helpin out

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:15:46pm

re: #312 jaunte

Longer boats are coming to win us
They’re coming to win us, they’re coming to win us
Longer boats are coming to win us
Hold on to the shore, they’ll be taking the key from the door

They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:15:50pm

re: #314 Mattand

Unassailable logic.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:16:14pm

re: #314 Mattand

It makes a hull of a difference.

I like the cut of your jib!

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ObserverArt  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:16:18pm

re: #202 Dr. Matt

FYI. Tomorrow officially starts the 2020 campaign season.

You trying to kill us or something?

Tomorrow this mid-term election will still be going on in some manner in some places here in the U S of A.

Let’s get over the trauma of these last couple weeks before we start to fret over 2020.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:17:48pm

Bodes well so far.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:18:30pm

re: #320 HappyWarrior

Bodes Boats well so far.

FTFY

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:20:29pm

re: #321 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

FTFY

Nice ketch.

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:21:38pm

re: #322 Blind Frog Belly White

You’re keeling me.

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:21:55pm

some top flight reporting from CNN:

First exit polls are out. Control of the House and Senate are at stake.

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:22:21pm
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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:22:27pm

re: #323 jaunte

You’re keeling me.

all y’all - stow it will ya?

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Lidane  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:22:37pm

The Queen has spoken:

This is awesome. I wonder how many triggered comments she’s getting today.

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MsJ  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:22:38pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:22:53pm

re: #323 jaunte

You’re keeling me.

Careful, or I’ll give you a stern look.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:22:58pm

re: #326 dangerman

all y’all - stow it will ya?

We have got to call all stop on these tacky puns.

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Targetpractice  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:24:30pm

Ah hell, I came in during pun hour. I’ll sea myself out.

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:24:46pm

re: #331 Targetpractice

*Waves*

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:25:04pm

re: #325 jaunte

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Bet Cruz cries about celeb Beyoncé supporting Beto and ignoring that Beyoncé is more of a Texan than his fake ass.

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Jay C  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:25:28pm

re: #306 Backwoods_Sleuth

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OK: How come the “first flip” is reported from Guam? Is it already tomorrow there?

re: #330 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

We have got to call all stop on these tacky puns.

No ship, Sherlock!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:25:32pm

re: #332 jaunte

*Waves*

Just had to sloop that in, din’cha?

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:25:50pm

re: #331 Targetpractice

Ah hell, I came in during pun hour. I’ll sea myself out.

It’s nautical for us to doing puns.

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gocart mozart  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:26:06pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:26:29pm

re: #334 Jay C

OK: How come the “first flip” is reported from Guam? Is it already tomorrow there?

Yeah. Ask ‘em who’ll win the election.

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:26:56pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:27:02pm

re: #336 HappyWarrior

It’s nautical for us to doing puns.

No, it’s knot!

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Targetpractice  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:27:02pm

re: #338 Blind Frog Belly White

Yeah. Ask ‘em who’ll win the election.

“RON PAUL!!!”

//

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ObserverArt  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:27:19pm

re: #220 HappyWarrior

Gives me a lot of hope going forward to 2020. As much as I liked and still do like HRC, there are an equal number of people who were eager to vote against her. I don’t think the next Dem nominee is going to have that. And I really think Trump is going to struggle without a HRC punching bag and the added disadvantage of having to actually defend his record.

Don’t forget he has to actually defend his character. He may have gotten by with being an asshole the first time, but now people know a hell of a lot more about him and that is going to be tough to get past. They have learned there are assholes and then there is Trump.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:27:57pm

re: #342 ObserverArt

Don’t forget he has to actually defend his character. He may have gotten by with being an asshole the first time, but now people know a hell of a lot more about him and that is going to be tough to get past. They have learned there are assholes and then there is Trump.

Great observation.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:28:16pm

re: #339 jaunte

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Ask him which door the other guy would tell you to open.

(What? Different story? You mean, there’s not two guys….)

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:29:36pm

re: #340 Blind Frog Belly White

No, it’s knot!

Arrrr you sure?

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:29:55pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:30:18pm

re: #345 HappyWarrior

Arrrr you sure?

All these boat puns, but I feel like something’s mizzen.

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:31:04pm

re: #347 Blind Frog Belly White

You have achieved mast-ery.

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:31:51pm

re: #331 Targetpractice

Ah hell, I came in during pun hour. I’ll sea myself out.

ketch you later

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Eventual Carrion  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:32:10pm

re: #265 goddamnedfrank

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LOCK THEM UP!!!!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:32:12pm

re: #348 jaunte

You have achieved mast-ery.

BOOM goes the dynamite!

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Decatur Deb  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:32:36pm

re: #347 Blind Frog Belly White

All these boat puns, but I feel like something’s mizzen.

There’s a vast difference between puns and punts.

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CongoJack  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:32:45pm

re: #348 jaunte

You have achieved mast-ery.

F this… I’m going to the poop deck.

(literally the only boat word I could think of that was not used - I’m from KS - there ain’t boats in KS).

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:34:14pm

re: #345 HappyWarrior

Arrrr you sure shore?

??

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:34:20pm

re: #352 Decatur Deb

There’s a vast difference between puns and punts.

Should we take a pole? Oar knot?

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dirkdigglerjr  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:34:41pm

Took Mom and Dad to vote this afternoon. As some know here, Mom is battling cancer for the second time, while Dad just broke multiple bones in his face and jaw after falling during a walk. Despite these challenges, they wanted to keep their 58-year perfect voting record intact. Drove them to the precinct and they were able to do curbside voting. Extraordinarily nice and helpful poll worker assisted them with what they needed. I proudly took their ballots inside and into the machine. Also got their Voter stickers. Such a proud moment!

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:36:04pm

re: #353 CongoJack

F this… I’m going to the poop deck.

(literally the only boat word I could think of that was not used - I’m from KS - there ain’t boats in KS).

try using “orlop” in a sentence

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:36:43pm

Llre: #354 dangerman

??

Damn the torpedoes, missed that.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:37:03pm

re: #357 dangerman

try using “orlop” in a sentence

I don’t know whether to hit you, orlop off one of your appendages.

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:37:04pm

re: #352 Decatur Deb

There’s a vast difference between puns and punts.

i was told there’s a vas deferens between a man and a woman

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Decatur Deb  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:37:40pm

re: #357 dangerman

try using “orlop” in a sentence

All the birthday cakes were cattywumpus orlop-sided.

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:37:47pm

re: #356 dirkdigglerjr

Took Mom and Dad to vote this afternoon. As some know here, Mom is battling cancer for the second time, while Dad just broke multiple bones in his face and jaw after falling during a walk. Despite these challenges, they wanted to keep their 58-year perfect voting record intact. Drove them to the precinct and they were able to do curbside voting. Extraordinarily nice and helpful poll worker assisted them with what they needed. I proudly took their ballots inside and into the machine. Also got their Voter stickers. Such a proud moment!

new to me
brilliant

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:38:00pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:38:13pm

re: #361 Decatur Deb

All the birthday cakes were cattywumpus orlopsided.

Take a bow!

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ObserverArt  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:38:31pm

re: #258 Backwoods_Sleuth

Alyssa
@AlyssaNo_L
Charlie Matthews, 73, presents @staceyabrams with roses during a campaign stop at Annie D’s restaurant on #ElectionDay. He said that he dedicated the flowers to Abrams on behalf of all the deceased women in his family that did not get to see her make it this far in the Gov. race.

1:48 PM - Nov 6, 2018

Charlie Matthews is a true Southern Gentleman. That was just a nice warm image.

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:38:48pm
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Targetpractice  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:39:02pm

Even this morning, when I dropped in to vote 2 hours after the polls opened, I was told that it had been busier than usual. Just talked to my dad about half an hour ago and the lines haven’t gotten much better.

Since I have no doubt that Tim Kaine will win another term, I’m now sitting here and silently praying to Crom that he see fit to rid this district of the felonious fuckhead that the GOP saw fit to grace it with.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:39:06pm

re: #363 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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There’s the job for me - I’m gonna be a duckherd!

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:39:35pm

re: #359 Blind Frog Belly White

I don’t know whether to hit you, orlop off one of your appendages.

well played
though i dont think you’ll find that particular usage in Chapman’s

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:40:19pm

re: #369 dangerman

well played
though i dont think you’ll find that particular usage in Chapman’s

I’ll have my local library put it on hold.

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Targetpractice  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:40:40pm

Donny telling reporters today that he’s done all he can to “pull Republicans over the finish line.”

Translation: He’s getting ready to blame them for losing the House.

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Single-handed sailor  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:40:48pm

re: #368 Blind Frog Belly White

There’s the job for me - I’m gonna be a duckherd!

Better a duckherd than a drunkard.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:40:54pm
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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:41:24pm

re: #367 Targetpractice

Even this morning, when I dropped in to vote 2 hours after the polls opened, I was told that it had been busier than usual. Just talked to my dad about half an hour ago and the lines haven’t gotten much better.

Since I have no doubt that Tim Kaine will win another term, I’m now sitting here and silently praying to Crom that he see fit to rid this district of the felonious fuckhead that the GOP saw fit to grace it with.

I’m on my way to Wexton’s watch party. Not worried about Kaine and in fact think Corey will have his bslls handed to him.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:42:32pm

re: #371 Targetpractice

Donny telling reporters today that he’s done all he can to “pull Republicans over the finish line.”

Translation: He’s getting ready to blame them for losing the House.

He won’t take any responsibility if they lose which is fine by me since it increases discord between him and the GOPers in Congress.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:43:24pm

re: #372 Single-handed sailor

Better a duckherd than a drunkard.

Not mutually exclusive.

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jaunte  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:44:09pm

re: #371 Targetpractice

Donny telling reporters today that he’s done all he can to “pull Republicans over the finish line.”

Translation: He’s getting ready to blame them for losing the House.

“No anchor, no anchor, you’re the anchor!”

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:44:28pm

re: #363 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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my day is made. the rest of it cannot possibly go wrong

that was outstanding!

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:45:01pm

re: #364 Blind Frog Belly White

Take a bow!

i fear someone’s gonna give us a stern lecture soon

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ObserverArt  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:45:06pm

re: #272 HappyWarrior

Fishy as fuck.

Trump like:”It’s because we don’t use coal anymore to make electric power. We shouldn’t have these problems with power outages at election polling places, but Obama took away coal. Democrats wrecked elections look how Hillary and the Russians conspired to beat me!”

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Kilroy was here  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:46:12pm

re: #323 jaunte

You’re keeling me.

I’ve got a sinking feeling this is going to go on awhile.
Props to you for starting it.
Were you in the Marines?

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:46:14pm

re: #370 Blind Frog Belly White

I’ll have my local library put it on hold.

berth of a notion

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GlutenFreeJesus  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:47:09pm

What’s all this ruckus a boat?

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:47:28pm

re: #363 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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I had that book when I was a kid.

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Kilroy was here  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:48:17pm

re: #373 Patricia Kayden

The got 5 more machines some time later.

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:48:27pm

re: #380 ObserverArt

Trump like:”It’s because we don’t use coal anymore to make electric power. We shouldn’t have these problems with power outages at election polling places, but Obama took away coal. Democrats wrecked elections look how Hillary and the Russians conspired to beat me!”

coal prevents downed wires, power poles, blown transformers?

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BigPapa  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:48:39pm

I come here for the hot election takes and all I get is a bunch of punnery.

Cool. Better than refreshing 538’s page every 7 seconds.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:49:12pm

re: #383 GlutenFreeJesus

What’s all this ruckus a boat?

Friggin’ in the riggin’.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:49:46pm

re: #386 dangerman

coal prevents downed wires, power poles, blown transformers?

Hey, back when we all heated with coal, and used coal for locomotives, and burned coal gas for lighting, we never had downed wires and power poles!

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:50:10pm

re: #387 BigPapa

I come here for the hot election takes and all I get is a bunch of punnery.

Cool. Better than refreshing 538’s page every 7 seconds.

Well, if necessary, you know where to direct someone if you have to say “get thee to a punnery!”

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:50:20pm

oops

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Targetpractice  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:50:40pm

Oh, and Faux again pushing the “They were wrong about the polls in 2016!”, ignoring that folks like Nate

A) Kept repeating himself that there was always the slim possibility that Trump could win

B) Pretty much all of the final results were within the margin of error, none were so wildly off that the polls were effectively useless.

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Brian J.  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:50:57pm

re: #386 dangerman

coal prevents downed wires, power poles, blown transformers?

You think you’re kidding, but this is the belief of the current Prime Minister of Australia.

This is coal!

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:51:12pm

somewhere on CNN:

“A big majority of voters, about two-thirds, made their 2018 election decision before the last month, according to preliminary exit poll results. Only one-in-five said they decided in the last month and even fewer said they made up their minds in the last few days or last week.”

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ObserverArt  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:51:21pm

re: #290 jaunte

Joey Garrison
@joeygarrison
NEW: An amazing stat given to me by Davidson County Elections Administrator Jeff Roberts just now. Election Day vote totals across Nashville’s 35 largest precincts have already surpassed the Election Day turnout at those precincts in the 2016 election. That’s massive turnout.

3:30 PM - Nov 6, 2018

re: #291 HappyWarrior

Hopefully that means hit the road Marsha.

The Taylor Swifting of Tennessee.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:52:05pm
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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:52:23pm

re: #389 Blind Frog Belly White

Hey, back when we all heated with coal, and used coal for locomotives, and burned coal gas for lighting, we never had downed wires and power poles!

think that’s what he’s talking about returning to?
i wouldnt be surprised really

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:52:57pm

re: #395 ObserverArt

The Taylor SwiftBOATing of Tennessee.

Just to keep with the nautical theme….

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:53:28pm

re: #397 dangerman

think that’s what he’s talking about returning to?
i wouldnt be surprised really

“Take our country back” has more than one meaning.

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BlueGrl21  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:54:15pm

Watching all of this..

My husband was precinct chair during the 2008 Democratic primary. Our polling place ran out of ballots 2 hours before the polls closed. We had people hand write their ballots and then tallied all of them in front of every person there. Keep in mind, we were dealing with a large precinct that is primarily African American. Barack is on the ballot. My husband and I are white and we’re counting the votes. There must be complete transparency and every single vote must be counted. It should always be that way but this community even more so, especially when we had to go off script to get everyone counted.

We were counting until 11:00 p.m. No one was going home, period. When we announced Obama had won the cheering was enormous. Then the party started in the parking lot. :)

One of the best nights of our lives. But man, we had to do it right. My husband got home, promptly threw up, and slept for 2 days.

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Belafon  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:55:15pm

Samantha Bee has an ice cream flavor called “get your fudging money out of my democracy”.

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Kilroy was here  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:56:28pm

Lets all hope the GOP has a Titanic night..

*iceberg included
I’ll take my port bow now.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:56:47pm

re: #400 BlueGrl21

Watching all of this..

My husband was precinct chair during the 2008 Democratic primary. Our polling place ran out of ballots 2 hours before the polls closed. We had people hand write their ballots and then tallied all of them in front of every person there. Keep in mind, we were dealing with a large precinct that is primarily African American. Barack is on the ballot. My husband and I are white and we’re counting the votes. There must be complete transparency and every single vote must be counted. It should always be that way but this community even more so, especially when we had to go off script to get everyone counted.

We were counting until 11:00 p.m. No one was going home, period. When we announced Obama had won the cheering was enormous. Then the party started in the parking lot. :)

One of the best nights of our lives. But man, we had to do it right. My husband got home, promptly threw up, and slept for 2 days.

He earned it.

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A Cranky One  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:57:16pm

re: #368 Blind Frog Belly White

There’s the job for me - I’m gonna be a duckherd!

So everyday you can get the flock out of there?

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Brian J.  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:57:40pm

re: #304 goddamnedfrank

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2014 was very similar: Obama approval was 44/55. For that matter, 2006 was 43/57.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:57:54pm

Already seeing the Presstitutes in full Pump Up Romney mode.

The same ones that want Hillary to go away…

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:58:08pm

re: #400 BlueGrl21

Watching all of this..

My husband was precinct chair during the 2008 Democratic primary. Our polling place ran out of ballots 2 hours before the polls closed. We had people hand write their ballots and then tallied all of them in front of every person there. Keep in mind, we were dealing with a large precinct that is primarily African American. Barack is on the ballot. My husband and I are white and we’re counting the votes. There must be complete transparency and every single vote must be counted. It should always be that way but this community even more so, especially when we had to go off script to get everyone counted.

We were counting until 11:00 p.m. No one was going home, period. When we announced Obama had won the cheering was enormous. Then the party started in the parking lot. :)

One of the best nights of our lives. But man, we had to do it right. My husband got home, promptly threw up, and slept for 2 days.

good on you
without integrity there is nothing
we all know what the right thing is - whether everyone’s watching or not

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:59:02pm
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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:59:05pm

re: #406 Joe Bacon 🌹

Already seeing the Presstitutes in full Pump Up Romney mode.

The same ones that want Hillary to go away…

Agh but as much as it pains me to say it but better Mitt than Kavanaugh’s advocate Hatch.

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Lidane  Nov 6, 2018 • 2:59:12pm

What the fuck:

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dangerman  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:00:04pm

re: #409 HappyWarrior

Agh but as much as it pains me to say it but better Mitt than Kavanaugh’s advocate Hatch.

the incrementalist of baby steps….

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Lidane  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:00:25pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:02:40pm

re: #394 dangerman

somewhere on CNN:

I made up my mind in January 2017

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ObserverArt  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:03:23pm

re: #313 BeachDem

As well they should, scum-sucking assholes. The self-satisfied smirks on both of their smarmy faces makes me want to puke big time.

Thanks for sharing??

I have a deep passionate hate for Mike DeWine.

I want him retired from Ohio politics. So hoping for Richard Cordray to become governor.

Huge numbers in Ohio voters from what I can tell from local TV news. Early voting was up almost double over 2014, mail ballots are up, huge turnouts today in urban areas of Cleveland, Columbus, Cincinnati. The big cities have to thump the rest of the state to undo Trumpism.

Also hoping for Danny O’Conner to surprise Troy Balderson. I’ve heard he is just as close to Bladerson as he was back in the special election he lost by hundreds of votes.

Saw a report that Delaware County has had huge turnout early and today. Way up in registrations. They almost turned the vote to O’Connor a couple months ago. Hopefully they can turn that today and get Ohio another Democratic rep.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:03:25pm

re: #412 Lidane

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She represents evil San Francisco.// And yeah she doesn’t get enough credit for being an effective leader. When she ceases to be the Dems leader in the House, her replacement has big shoes to film unlike who replaces Ryan.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:04:13pm

re: #413 Backwoods_Sleuth

I made up my mind in January 2017

Pfft November 2016 here lol.

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Brian J.  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:05:03pm

In the category of Deeply Meaningful Results, the first Congressional results from KY-6’s Menifee County show GOoPer Andy Barr ahead 57 to 42 percent… in a county Hillary lost 72 to 25. A good sign, unless it isn’t.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:06:00pm

I expected it, but damn I’m pissed off at the election fuckery we’re seeing.

There has to be a better way to do this.

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Kilroy was here  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:06:05pm

Good news

And in more polling-places-being-kept open-later news, a bunch of polling places in Harris County, Texas (home to Houston), have been court-ordered to stay open an hour later. That will be good news for Beto O ‘Rourke’s team.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:06:27pm

re: #129 Blind Frog Belly White

I May Have Voted!

I can’t be sure. We’re all-mail* voting this year, and Mrs. FBW is in charge of dropping all 4 of ours off.

*Not to be confused with Lloyd Fletch and his All Male Orchestra.

Update: Mrs. FBW reports that I HAVE voted. Drinks all around!*

*Trash fire upwind of my workplace, so we all skedaddled early. Half the folks were wearing N95 masks.

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Brian J.  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:06:40pm

re: #415 HappyWarrior

She represents evil San Francisco.// And yeah she doesn’t get enough credit for being an effective leader. When she ceases to be the Dems leader in the House, her replacement has big shoes to film unlike who replaces Ryan.

Pelosi has served opposite three Repub House party leaders (four in January) and five deputy leaders (possibly six in January).

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:07:43pm

re: #417 Brian J.

In the category of Deeply Meaningful Results, the first Congressional results from KY-6’s Menifee County show GOoPer Andy Barr ahead 57 to 42 percent… in a county Hillary lost 72 to 25. A good sign, unless it isn’t.

This is good news for John McCain!

(Somebody had to say it)

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:09:38pm

re: #415 HappyWarrior

She represents evil San Francisco.// And yeah she doesn’t get enough credit for being an effective leader. When she ceases to be the Dems leader in the House, her replacement has big shoes to film unlike who replaces Ryan.

San Francisco, the city that’s so ruined by socialism that people keep moving there, so you can’t find a closet to rent for less than $2K/month.

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Kilroy was here  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:10:47pm

Taken with a grain of salt (mine)

So far, early exit polls tell us that Trump is a big factor in this election: 39 percent say their vote is in opposition to Trump, while 26 percent say their vote is in support of him.

abcnews.go.com

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ObserverArt  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:11:25pm

re: #356 dirkdigglerjr

Took Mom and Dad to vote this afternoon. As some know here, Mom is battling cancer for the second time, while Dad just broke multiple bones in his face and jaw after falling during a walk. Despite these challenges, they wanted to keep their 58-year perfect voting record intact. Drove them to the precinct and they were able to do curbside voting. Extraordinarily nice and helpful poll worker assisted them with what they needed. I proudly took their ballots inside and into the machine. Also got their Voter stickers. Such a proud moment!

Thank your Mom and Dad for us dirk. That is the kind of drive and dedication that all should have.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:12:20pm

re: #347 Blind Frog Belly White

All these boat puns, but I feel like something’s mizzen.

I can’t spar with that kind of wit.

427
Brian J.  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:13:51pm

MSNBC shows GOoPers ahead 50-49 among voters over 65. That’s not gonna cut it.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:14:32pm

Went and voted, not super crowded at my polling place but then again not everyone is out of work yet. That said there were plenty of people there. Now home, in pj’s and alternating between biting my nails and having mild panic attacks LOL.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:14:48pm

re: #427 Brian J.

that is extremely low.

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Kilroy was here  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:15:31pm

re: #426 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

I can’t spar with that kind of wit.

That’s knot going to cut it.

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MsJ  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:16:51pm

re: #429 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

that is extremely low.

Still far too high.

And more likely voted to kill their own SocSec and Medicare.

432
TedStriker  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:17:18pm

re: #430 Kilroy was here

That’s knot going to cut it.

This place is just packed to the gunwales with punsters today, ain’t it?

433
ObserverArt  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:19:25pm

re: #398 Blind Frog Belly White

Just to keep with the nautical theme….

You…time to be put in dry dock.

434
Kilroy was here  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:19:35pm

re: #432 TedStriker

This place is just packed to the gunwales with punsters today, ain’t it?

We all a cutter above the norm. Though I think you may be barque-ing up the wrong tree. Don’t want to end up in the brig do yah?

435
Targetpractice  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:19:41pm

re: #432 TedStriker

This place is just packed to the gunwales with punsters today, ain’t it?

They’ve made an absolute wreck of the place.

436
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:20:21pm

re: #431 MsJ

Still far too high.

And more likely voted to kill their own SocSec and Medicare.

I agree, still far too high. But bet that 50% is the % that bought into Trump’s fearmongering the most. I know that where I grew up it’s mostly that demo and they have bought that shit hook line and sinker. Of course they are all white and have never ventured out of the state.

437
Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:20:33pm

re: #433 ObserverArt

You…time to be put in dry dock.

I have no intention, on this of all days, of staying dry, dock.

438
TedStriker  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:20:36pm

re: #434 Kilroy was here

We all a cutter above the norm. Though I think you may be barque-ing up the wrong tree. Don’t want to end up in the brig do yah?

I like the cut of your jib, matey…

439
TedStriker  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:20:53pm

re: #435 Targetpractice

They’ve made an absolute wreck of the place.

Aye, cap’n.

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Kilroy was here  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:21:07pm

I going to Frigate all about this. Off to the galley for a snack.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:21:33pm

re: #436 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

I agree, still far too high. But bet that 50% is the % that bought into Trump’s fearmongering the most. I know that where I grew up it’s mostly that demo and they have bought that shit hook line and sinker. Of course they are all white and have never ventured out of the state.

Brown People scarier than poverty. Plus, generally, the GOP likes to spare current retirees, and fuck the people who are paying for them now.

442
HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:22:01pm

I’m at the Wexton watch party. Waiting for dinner before I go watch results. Lots of people of all ages here.

443
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:22:17pm

re: #441 Blind Frog Belly White

Brown People scarier than poverty. Plus, generally, the GOP likes to spare current retirees, and fuck the people who are paying for them now.

Yup. Making those 65 and over at this point the “fuck you, I’ve got mine” generation.

444
Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:22:34pm

re: #440 Kilroy was here

I going to Frigate all about this. Off to the galley for a snack.

Ketch yawl later, then.

445
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:23:01pm

Donelly performing ahead in republican counties in Indiana, still behind right now.

446
HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:23:19pm

re: #443 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Yup. Making those 65 and over at this point the “fuck you, I’ve got mine” generation.

I’m glad my dad, his siblings, and a lot of their cousins aren’t that way.

447
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:23:47pm

re: #446 HappyWarrior

I’m glad my dad, his siblings, and a lot of their cousins aren’t that way.

My dad was, sadly.

448
Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:25:14pm

GODDAMMIT!!! NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING YET!!!

There. Just had to get the frustration out of the way.

449
Decatur Deb  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:25:26pm

re: #413 Backwoods_Sleuth

I made up my mind in January 2017

Winter of 1963.

450
HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:25:49pm

re: #447 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

My dad was, sadly.

My Dad on paper is prime Trump real estate. White, over 65, & only a high school diploma but he’s always worked with people of different backgrounds and my paternal grandparents were huge liberals.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:26:21pm
452
BlueSpotinAL  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:26:45pm

re: #449 Decatur Deb

Winter of 1963.

Fall 1980.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:27:19pm

re: #450 HappyWarrior

My Dad on paper is prime Trump real estate. White, over 65, & only a high school diploma but he’s always worked with people of different backgrounds and my paternal grandparents were huge liberals.

My dad was a rushbot and Mom did what dad did so she was all about fox news as well. She liked tucker carlson ffs. Most of my family was the same way sadly.

454
ObserverArt  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:27:24pm

re: #427 Brian J.

MSNBC shows GOoPers ahead 50-49 among voters over 65. That’s not gonna cut it.

I had to tun ‘em off. Too early and too much Kornacki. Good thing I can watch some hockey and come back to TV later when they are closer to having real numbers to report. All those early returns do nothing but make people worry.

455
Brian J.  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:27:40pm

In the first good sign of the night, Kentucky state Representative Larry Brown (95th District) trails in the early going, and may be the first incumbent Republican to lose his seat tonight.

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Lidane  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:28:04pm

re: #447 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

My dad was, sadly.

I have several aunts and uncles that fit that description. They’re a lost cause. I don’t even bother debating with them. They’re all in their 60’s or older and are so far gone in the Fox News bubble it’s not worth my energy anymore.

457
Brian J.  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:28:11pm

re: #454 ObserverArt

I had to tun ‘em off. Too early and too much Kornacki. Good thing I can watch some hockey and come back to TV later when they are closer to having real numbers to report. All those early returns do nothing but make people worry.

That’s why God invented the mute button!

458
HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:29:19pm

re: #453 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

My dad was a rushbot and Mom did what dad did so she was all about fox news as well. She liked tucker carlson ffs. Most of my family was the same way sadly.

Sorry man. None of my close family are but one of my good friends is a worship capitalism type. He seems to have mellowed a little tho.

459
HappyWarrior  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:30:06pm

re: #455 Brian J.

In the first good sign of the night, Kentucky state Representative Larry Brown (95th District) trails in the early going, and may be the first incumbent Republican to lose his seat tonight.

I’ll take it. These elections matter too. We voted on state reps last year.

460
The Vicious Babushka  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:30:30pm
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Patricia Kayden  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:33:15pm

re: #460 The Vicious Babushka

How do we respect results when voting is so heavily suppressed in this country? If votes aren’t counted, this is not a democracy.

462
MsJ  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:33:56pm

re: #454 ObserverArt

I had to tun ‘em off. Too early and too much Kornacki. Good thing I can watch some hockey and come back to TV later when they are closer to having real numbers to report. All those early returns do nothing but make people worry.

The Closer mini-marathon FTW!

463
freetoken  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:34:07pm

re: #460 The Vicious Babushka

I thought the tribal IDs in ND were being accepted?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:51:11pm

re: #455 Brian J.

In the first good sign of the night, Kentucky state Representative Larry Brown (95th District) trails in the early going, and may be the first incumbent Republican to lose his seat tonight.

most Republicans in the Kentucky General Assembly are not going to do well tonight because of the teachers pension debacle. That memory is still very fresh.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 6, 2018 • 3:52:34pm

re: #463 freetoken

I thought the tribal IDs in ND were being accepted?

they are now

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A Mom Anon  Nov 6, 2018 • 4:29:18pm

re: #285 ObserverArt

A bit of perspective from metro Atlanta… there are a lot of very red republican areas outside of Fulton county, where Atlanta is. The voting infrastructure here in GA is woefully underfunded and maintained in poorer areas. Where I live is a rich white county mostly, but the differences in polling places between well off and poor areas is stark in many areas. I voted early at a senior center with no issues, but the machines are the same ones we’ve had for at least 15 yrs.
There needs to be an investigation into this shit in GA. Kemp and his team need to be hammered over this relentlessly.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 6, 2018 • 5:17:01pm

re: #410 Lidane

Just sent in my comment.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 6, 2018 • 5:20:05pm

re: #426 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

I almost hate these pun threads because I can never think of anything. Ever.


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