In the Latest Hilarious Episode of “Sassy Trump,” Donnie Gives Thanks for Himself
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Sassy Trump thanks himself for thanksgiving. Credit to The Guardian for video. “All Trump’s Words”
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I don’t ever want to hear right wing pricks tell me about how narcissistic Obama was when they support this guy who probably wanks to mental images of himself in drag.
Now reading this massive new climate report. The news is very bad, folks, and having a government controlled by anti-science ideologues doing the bidding of fossil fuel industries makes it several orders of magnitude worse.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 23, 2018
Yes, it’s so sad that children who reside in a country where NRA-backed conservatives insist that they live with the possibility of being shot and killed when they go to school have had their innocence broken by the sight of two girls kissing. https://t.co/1rlAISWKf2
— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) November 23, 2018
re: #1 HappyWarrior
I don’t ever want to hear right wing pricks tell me about how narcissistic Obama was when they support this guy who probably wanks to mental images of himself in drag.
I’d go find that image of Ted Levine as Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs saying “I’d fuck me” but honestly just typing this sentence was enough work for today.
re: #5 goddamnedfrank
I’d go find that image of Ted Levine as Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs saying “I’d fuck me” but honestly just typing this sentence was enough work for today.
Yeah haha sorry for the visual nightmare but man he can’t go one minute without bragging about himself. There’s no humility at all to this man.
Never underestimate how low this so-called president will sink. He is a national disaster in semi-human form.
re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth
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Yeah because two women kissing is so much more offensive than gun violence. Why don’t you STOP forcing your agenda on people, Fox. My cousin’s children are the children of two same sex parents woh love them very much. That’s more than you can say for many of the people you feature on your network who just use their kids as a way of attacking same sex couples to score cheap political points.
I am about to go with Harry for the cat scan and pikk line. I tell him because he’s agitated: go to the garden in your mind because it’s summer, 4 o’clock in the afternoon and the air is still and filled with the scent of flowers.
— Harry Leslie Smith (@Harryslaststand) November 23, 2018
Clintons did it?
//— WB Young 🍕🐀 (@FormerDirtDart) November 23, 2018
re: #8 HappyWarrior
Yeah because two women kissing is so much more offensive than gun violence. Why don’t you STOP forcing your agenda on people, Fox. My cousin’s children are the children of two same sex parents woh love them very much. That’s more than you can say for many of the people you feature on your network who just use their kids as a way of attacking same sex couples to score cheap political points.
guns - (yes the guns) - kill a lot of people
kissing not so much
in fact i’ll go out on a limb and state that kissing never killed anybody
re: #11 dangerman
guns - (yes the guns) - kill a lot of people
kissing not so muchin fact i’ll go out on a limb and state that kissing never killed anybody
This fauxrage reminds me of a father of a kid I knew that prohibited his kids from seeing films that had bear breasts or sex scenes but he was completely fine with gore and violence.
re: #12 HappyWarrior
The only times a pair of bewbs killed anyone, the person that got killed was probably enjoying themselves. If a gun kills you, it is a high likelihood that you are not enjoying that experience.
They dropped this sucker on Friday afternoon, the day after Thanksgiving.
Talk about a Friday news dump
BREAKING: The Trump Administration Just Asked The Supreme Court To Let It Enforce Its Transgender Military Ban https://t.co/wKdL2qUC9b #SCOTUS pic.twitter.com/lDGrscs02w
— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) November 23, 2018
That the administration is doing this today — on a day when many offices are closed and people are not at work and are out shopping or with their families or friends somewhere and not paying attention to the news — should not be lost on anyone. https://t.co/wKdL2qUC9b
— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) November 23, 2018
(Yes, the latest iteration of the policy allows continued service for those already serving, but it would mean new people who are trans would not be able to serve, which would effectively, over time, result in ending open transgender service.)
— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) November 23, 2018
This is the entire argument. The challenged policy purports to improve military readiness/cohesion, so there’s an emergency. Note the lack of citation to any evidence that any problems are developing in the real world. 2/ pic.twitter.com/4pKNCt23Ds
— Sasha Samberg-Champion (@ssamcham) November 23, 2018
Whatever the conservative majority on SCOTUS might ultimately conclude on merits in this case and others, I hope it resists these repeated calls to act as appellate court of first review whenever Trump Administration asks. That way lies serious legitimacy questions. /fin
— Sasha Samberg-Champion (@ssamcham) November 23, 2018
“Either being a derp or having time of his life” <- Hello my darling, hello my honey, hello my rag time gal! pic.twitter.com/K9CN9hyVOn
— Fluff Society (@FluffSociety) November 23, 2018
Jason Limon is an American painter pic.twitter.com/qEJ0xUkVXR
— 41 Strange (@41Strange) November 23, 2018
re: #16 Charles Johnson
Jason Limon has some serious issues
Just sayin’
re: #17 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀
Jason Limon has some serious issues
Just sayin’
Just some stylistic fixations…
re: #14 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀
They dropped this sucker on Friday afternoon, the day after Thanksgiving.
Talk about a Friday news dumpWhat’s most remarkable about these petitions, which ask SCOTUS to take up issue even before courts of appeals have decided it, is how flimsy are the arguments that there’s urgency that justifies what should be extraordinary intervention. 1/
maybe it’s obvious. i would add this:
- they choose the direct approach tactic because they assume their arguments would lose at the lower levels
“Certainly we will be delving further into the murder of #Khashoggi, & I want to make sure that the committee is fully debriefed on it,” Schiff told @ThePlumLineGS. “We will certainly want to examine what the intelligence community knows about the murder.”https://t.co/DQyKzhI7bX
— Josh Campbell (@joshscampbell) November 23, 2018
re: #17 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀
Jason Limon has some serious issues
Just sayin’
He looks like a typical young artist. Not at all eccentric or weird on purpose like some artists that want to be seen as strange, etc.
He just has a vivid imagination.
(I did a Google search on his name under images and had to scroll a bit to get an image of him. By the way, he seems prolific. There are a lot of images)
❤️🎈❤️🎈❤️ pic.twitter.com/SC3ouWrGyP
— Pamela Paul (@PamelaPaulNYT) November 23, 2018
re: #21 ObserverArt
Not sure but he may have done a show poster
for the Foo Fighters last round of tours. All their tour posters are weird, lol.
re: #21 ObserverArt
He looks like a typical young artist. Not at all eccentric or weird on purpose like some artists that want to be seen as strange, etc.
He just has a vivid imagination.
(I did a Google search on his name under images and had to scroll a bit to get an image of him. By the way, he seems prolific. There are a lot of images)
Kind of reminds me of Chris Mars’ work. His work is influenced by growing up with a brother who suffered from mental illness.
re: #23 A Mom Anon
Not sure but he may have done a show poster
for the Foo Fighters last round of tours. All their tour posters are weird, lol.
That might be a guy that goes by the name of Zoltron. I know nothing about him other than he has worked with a lot of bands.
Now, he seems to want to be known as eccentric…
re: #14 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀
They dropped this sucker on Friday afternoon, the day after Thanksgiving.
Talk about a Friday news dump[Embedded content]
OK, the Supreme Court should drop kick that writ of certiorari filed by the government regarding not allowing transgender persons in the military for being completely out of order. The Supreme Court is the court of original jurisdiction for disputes between states (i.e., over boundaries, usually over the Mississippi river, but not always). Not because Donny Baby wants to act like a g-d fscking dictator.
And in, “we knew this was going on but it’s nice to have the proof laid out right in front of us,” the Miami Herald has a long article about how the Honduran military is basically getting their hands on US arms when they shouldn’t be, and these arms are being used for military terrorism. Some of the people coming to the US border left Honduras because the military police were using US arms against the people to quell protests.
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re: #27 mmmirele
And in, “we knew this was going on but it’s nice to have the proof laid out right in front of us,” the Miami Herald has a long article about how the Honduran military is basically getting their hands on US arms when they shouldn’t be, and these arms are being used for military terrorism. Some of the people coming to the US border left Honduras because the military police were using US arms against the people to quell protests.
In order to run into armed troops with orders to use force.
re: #17 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀
Jason Limon has some serious issues
Just sayin’
He should illustrate Stephen King novels.
You can live stream the Mars Landing on November 26 here. NASA TV is also available on the free Pluto TV streaming app.
re: #30 Big Beautiful Door
He should illustrate Stephen King novels.
Or make his own Hieronymus Bosch triptychs.
Which reminds me - Mrs. FBW and I have been watching “Bosch” on Prime, and I mentioned it to The Younger Boy, who said, “Is that the show where the hero is Eponymous Bosch? “
re: #28 The Vicious Babushka
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re: #33 Blind Frog Belly White
Or make his own Hieronymus Bosch triptychs.
Which reminds me - Mrs. FBW and I have been watching “Bosch” on Prime, and I mentioned it to The Younger Boy, who said, “Is that the show where the hero is Eponymous Bosch? “
Since the name of the show is “Bosch”, the kid is right.
Everyone here knows I’m a Christian, but I think its totally wrong to shield your children from homosexuality.
It’s part of our society and they should be prepared to understand and deal with it.
Plus, Jesus told us to love EVERYONE.
I have a close friend of mine whose daughter is genderfluid and while I don’t fully understand what she is dealing with I try to keep an open mind. I sent her a message awhile ago telling her I would seriously fuck up anyone who tries to trample on her freedoms because neither I nor my Lord are like that.
She also knows she can come to my place if she ever needs a safe zone no matter what. That offer stands as long as I’m alive.
Two girls kissing (as part of a theater production nonetheless) is an incredibly stupid thing to get your panties in a knot over.
Imagine if some of these people used all the energy they expend going after gay people on, I don’t know, feeding the hungry and clothing the poor? Crazy concept, I know.
//
I just went down the rabbit hole with this amazing Frank Sinatra profile, written by Gay Talese: Frank Sinatra has a Cold.
Sinatra’s world, and Talese’s writing, both seem like ancient artifacts. What a great read.
re: #37 Blind Frog Belly White
(Also knew the meaning of “eponymous”)
I told him that was horrible, and I was very proud of him!
re: #40 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance
I’m halfway between a Friday “DAMN!” reaction and a twisted chuckle.
re: #14 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀
Their argument is “I, Donald Trump, can’t lead them if they make me feel icky.”
re: #36 Eclectic Cyborg
Plus, Jesus told us to love EVERYONE.
And, no, he wasn’t stuttering…
so once more into the breach…
re: #40 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance
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How very appropriate a response to the sin of arrogance.
re: #44 William Lewis
Darwin award winner of the year
re: #41 Eclectic Cyborg
Oh I laughed. It was an evil laugh but I laughed.
re: #45 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance
Darwin award winner of the year
And they say evolution isn’t used by God …. O_o
re: #44 William Lewis
How very appropriate a response to the sin of arrogance.
In the Olden Days, this would be the excuse to go in and massacre the “offending”tribe. Luckily, this ain’t then.
re: #40 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance
Here is a video of one of those encounters:https://t.co/AdSHI7dWFW
— Respectable Lawyer (@RespectableLaw) November 23, 2018
There’s been a lot of talk about the missionary killed by the natives of North Sentinel Island. They’re probably so aggressive because of this weirdo, Maurice Vidal Portman. So here’s a big thread about this creep and some facts from my decade-long obsession with the island. pic.twitter.com/rfOVjfU2ZY
— Respectable Lawyer (@RespectableLaw) November 23, 2018
Portman, the black sheep third son of some minor noble, was assigned by the English Royal Navy to administer and pacify the Andaman Islands, a job he pursued from 1880-1900 with the full measure of his own perversity. pic.twitter.com/SF00jYoFh3
— Respectable Lawyer (@RespectableLaw) November 23, 2018
The Shirley Exception is a bit of mental sleight of hand that allows people to support a policy they profess to disagree with. It’s called the Shirley Exception because… well, I mean, *surely* there must be exceptions, right?
— Alexandra Erin (@alexandraerin) June 6, 2018
You need to embrace the Oxford comma
— Petrel (@burevestnik3) November 22, 2018
After you embrace my Baltimore colon. https://t.co/KwAtnOuQMn
— David Simon (@AoDespair) November 22, 2018
Weird hostility toward the Oxford comma. When it is appropriate, use it.#AskACopyEditor https://t.co/sVcOvwRqBh
— Rogue Trader (@RogueTrader84) November 23, 2018
Bite me, suck an egg and go fuck yourself with a big stray gerund. #ProudChildOfTheAPStylebook https://t.co/LUBSTIDc4a
— David Simon (@AoDespair) November 23, 2018
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?https://t.co/sXppZdVUIu via @YouTube
— João M.A. (@johnnyamcnew) November 23, 2018
And so the little tiny cracks start to appear - we just need them to reach critical length and become self propagating.
— Dave Bagnall (@djbsuffolk) November 19, 2018
Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) has argued for more than 2 years now that R’s who don’t denounce Trump will sink to the bottom chained to him.
glub glub. https://t.co/rTf01dZxAF— Dennis Herring (@dcherring) November 19, 2018
Two years later, Republicans were wiped out by 8.8 million votes—the biggest midterm vote loss in US history. And guess what Republicans, your political standing as a national party is getting even worse. Stand up to Trump’s madness or get wiped out. That’s the simple math. https://t.co/LDBeHSWDip
— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) November 21, 2018
@BillKristol @TheRickWilson @MaxBoot @GeorgeWill Still astonishing that many Trump apologists cite only high approval %s for 45 In GOP ranks while disregarding that DT’s now shrunk the party to a minuscule, toxic personality cult that’ll be crippled once he’s expelled from office https://t.co/PZnlOdISqJ
— Peter J. Clark (@pondbridge) November 23, 2018
Us: Stop touching the hot stove.
Trumpers: But we want to.
Us: No, really, don’t touch the hot stove.
Trumpers: IT BURNS!
Us: Stop touching the hot stove.
Trumpers: But we want to… https://t.co/SRO54AmSwm— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) November 23, 2018
Thread
She was an abolitionist, who wanted a tax on capital, the legalisation of divorce and abolition of religious marriage (which she called ‘the tomb of love and trust’) in favour of a more egalitarian contract, a public health system, full equality between black and white people…
— Hanna Nina Jameson (@Hanna_Jameson) October 27, 2018
re: #53 Blind Frog Belly White
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Cripe! I only wanted Wilson’s tweet, not the entire hist ory!
Historical fun facts https://t.co/j4dYVvOJo4
— visakan veerasamy (@visakanv) August 22, 2018
Thread of interesting threads https://t.co/2lsSIfW6O3
— The Monkey’s Paw (@TheEdMix) November 23, 2018
In my dream last night Alan Rickman sold me an icefishing shanty.
re: #57 Amory Blaine
In my dream last night Alan Rickman sold me an icefishing shanty.
“No, Mrs. McClain, I’m an exceptional icefishing shanty salesman.”
Crazy pic.twitter.com/OREgmPpsYB
— 🄾.🅃.🄶 (@CPOTG) November 23, 2018
re: #59 gocart mozart
Yeah: I guess we can forgive her the sloppy finish due to obvious balance issues…..
re: #59 gocart mozart
Wounded vet? The President prefers vets with two legs.
Aetna, Pfizer, and AT&T just joined multiple companies in pulling their support for Cindy Hyde-Smith.
Watch our new ad about how Hyde-Smith would a disaster for Mississippi’s economy. #MSSen pic.twitter.com/aOJKFaZsBk— Mike Espy (@espyforsenate) November 23, 2018
re: #38 makeitstop
I just went down the rabbit hole with this amazing Frank Sinatra profile, written by Gay Talese: Frank Sinatra has a Cold.
Sinatra’s world, and Talese’s writing, both seem like ancient artifacts. What a great read.
This is taught in journalism classes; it’s considered the single greatest celebrity profile ever written.
re: #36 Eclectic Cyborg
Everyone here knows I’m a Christian, but I think its totally wrong to shield your children from homosexuality.
It’s part of our society and they should be prepared to understand and deal with it.
Plus, Jesus told us to love EVERYONE.
I have a close friend of mine whose daughter is genderfluid and while I don’t fully understand what she is dealing with I try to keep an open mind. I sent her a message awhile ago telling her I would seriously fuck up anyone who tries to trample on her freedoms because neither I nor my Lord are like that.
She also knows she can come to my place if she ever needs a safe zone no matter what. That offer stands as long as I’m alive.
Two girls kissing (as part of a theater production nonetheless) is an incredibly stupid thing to get your panties in a knot over.
Imagine if some of these people used all the energy they expend going after gay people on, I don’t know, feeding the hungry and clothing the poor? Crazy concept, I know.
//
>Plus, Jesus told us to love EVERYONE.
You mean a 2000 year old book reporting on events perhaps 100 years after they occurred by someone who’s existence is questionable?
Using the Bible to illuminate society in the 21st century is a hopeless exercise in logic.
And Jesus “also said” that you should sell everything, abandon everyone and follow him. Pretty immoral if I do say so.
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