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Barefoot Grin  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:08:35pm

If the Trump rally managed to turn out 5,000 supporters that would come out to something like 2,500 wits.

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Sionainn, Warrior Mother  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:09:33pm

I started listening to the Trump rally on Fox. OMG. He’s completely ludicrous. He’s now talking about tied up women.

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Targetpractice  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:12:14pm

So continuing from downstairs, the question of “Will Trump veto it?” is less important than “Does the GOP have the stomach for another shutdown?” If the answer is “No,” then it doesn’t matter what he will do, either he’s going to sign the fucking bill and admit defeat or have the veto overridden and thus face defeat at the hands of his own party. There is no scenario in all this where he can convincingly bullshit a majority of voters that the DNC are responsible for a second shutdown.

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Sionainn, Warrior Mother  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:12:40pm

There are 900,000 cases! *scurries off to research this*

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plansbandc  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:12:56pm

re: #1 Barefoot Grin

instantrimshot.com

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jaunte  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:14:04pm
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Patricia Kayden  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:14:09pm

re: #2 Sionainn, Warrior Mother

I started listening to the Trump rally on Fox. OMG. He’s completely ludicrous. He’s now talking about tied up women.

Tied up women with duct tape? Quite an odd obsession he has there.

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jaunte  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:15:25pm
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Sionainn, Warrior Mother  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:16:10pm

re: #4 Sionainn, Warrior Mother

There are 900,000 cases! *scurries off to research this*

Oh, he pulled that number from the Washington Examiner. Never mind.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:16:47pm
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Single-handed sailor  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:16:53pm
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jaunte  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:17:07pm
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Sionainn, Warrior Mother  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:19:54pm

Is the Beto rally streaming anywhere?

OMG, Trump just said something about nothing better than a German Shepherd.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:19:55pm

re: #10 Patricia Kayden

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OFFS get over yourself Liz. Your father served with Jim “Screw the Jews, they don’t vote for us anyway” Baker.

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teleskiguy  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:22:50pm

re: #11 Single-handed sailor

Skiing in Hawaii is on my bucket list.

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Jay C  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:23:15pm

re: #6 jaunte

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Love the way so many of the responses on that thread consist of the single word that’s all that needed:

Unwittingly

Like what? The Qataris were unfamiliar with New York, and dropped half a billion on 666 Fifth Ave. thinking it was a shopping mall in The Bronx or something???

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Charles Johnson  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:23:51pm
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jaunte  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:24:01pm

Spanked with a Forbes, no doubt.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:28:37pm

re: #2 Sionainn, Warrior Mother

I started listening to the Trump rally on Fox. OMG. He’s completely ludicrous. He’s now talking about tied up women.

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jaunte  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:28:47pm

I’m not much of a sports watcher but Twitter just informed me James Harden has just scored 11 points in about 99 seconds, extending his 30 point a game streak to 30 games.
Which is pretty amazing.

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plansbandc  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:29:36pm

re: #17 Charles Johnson

He will beat it. Guaranteed. He’s a piece of shit bully.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:30:43pm

re: #17 Charles Johnson

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Poor dog.

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plansbandc  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:30:53pm

re: #20 jaunte

He’s not that amazing. The refs give him every opportunity to score with impunity. It’s disgusting. Good player, but the ref ass kissing takes much away.

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jaunte  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:31:59pm

Welcome, Domestic Terrorists

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HappyWarrior  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:35:10pm

re: #24 jaunte

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Welcome, Domestic Terrorists

Anti government but want the wall.

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jaunte  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:35:53pm

re: #25 HappyWarrior

Bullies like bullies.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:36:07pm

re: #17 Charles Johnson

I can’t begrudge Barron a dog.
Even Trump’s kid deserves a youthful relationship with a dog

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:36:10pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:37:30pm
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jaunte  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:38:30pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:38:56pm

re: #29 The Vicious Babushka

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Lock her up is their Sieg Heil.

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retired cynic  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:39:11pm

re: #30 jaunte
You know who DT will believe, don’t you?

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HappyWarrior  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:39:26pm

re: #30 jaunte

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Parscale is as delusional as Trump himself.

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goddamnedfrank  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:40:01pm

This.fucking.guy!

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jaunte  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:40:15pm

Enrique D Aguilar, fire public information officer, said no special permission was given by the Fire Department, and the Coliseum had about 6,500 people in it during the president’s rally — at capacity, but well within its standard allowance.

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Old Liberal  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:41:24pm

re: #32 retired cynic

You know who DT will believe, don’t you?

No one tells the fuhrer the truth

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ObserverArt  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:42:34pm

re: #24 jaunte

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Welcome, Domestic Terrorists

Donny is a big man. Damn.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:43:16pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:44:05pm
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jaunte  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:44:36pm

re: #38 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Cabinet meeting set for 11:30 am

More evidence against a “national emergency.”

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Old Liberal  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:45:56pm

re: #39 The Vicious Babushka

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I guess her point would be that the longer your ancestors have been here the stupider they are.

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retired cynic  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:46:29pm

re: #41 Old Liberal

I guess her point would be that the longer your ancestors have been here the stupider they are.

Or the less they appreciate this country.

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Sionainn, Warrior Mother  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:46:40pm

re: #24 jaunte

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Welcome, Domestic Terrorists

Good grief! Can Trump’s ass get any larger?!?

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jaunte  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:47:58pm

re: #43 Sionainn, Warrior Mother

I would bet several KFC buckets on it.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:48:33pm

The “Lock her up chants” are getting as annoying as the old Stone Cold Steve Austin “What?” chants.

And if you know your wrestling, you know that those got really fucking annoying.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:49:49pm
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Old Liberal  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:49:53pm

re: #45 Eclectic Cyborg

The “Lock her up chants” are getting as annoying as the old Stone Cold Steve Austin “What?” chants.

And if you know your wrestling, you know that those got really fucking annoying.

the fuhrers rallies are modeled on wrestling pathos.

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jaunte  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:50:15pm

Guess who doesn’t have the guts to visit Juarez?

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ObserverArt  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:54:34pm

re: #46 Charles Johnson

Charles Johnson ✔
@Green_Footballs
This is a recurring imaginary character in Trump’s fantasy life: the big strong muscle-bound coal miner/football player/steel worker weeping like a baby in Trump’s godlike presence.

Wasn’t that just Matt Whitaker sweating?

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HappyWarrior  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:55:18pm

re: #46 Charles Johnson

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He’s got a lot of weird fantasies.

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Sionainn, Warrior Mother  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:55:19pm

re: #39 The Vicious Babushka

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But I could (and do) vote and it certainly isn’t for Trump.

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Old Liberal  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:56:22pm

re: #48 jaunte

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Guess who doesn’t have the guts to visit Juarez?

Of course not, it’s over 1 million rapists murderers and MS13 members just waiting to sneak in.

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jaunte  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:57:33pm

re: #52 Old Liberal

I was there on Sept. 16 once and it was a lot of fun. Parades, music, dancing in the streets.

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Old Liberal  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:57:49pm

re: #49 ObserverArt

Wasn’t that just Matt Whitaker sweating?

Bon mot

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makeitstop  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:58:15pm

re: #52 Old Liberal

Of course not, it’s over 1 million rapists murderers and MS13 members just waiting to sneak in.

About 10,000 of them could hide in Trump’s ass, from the look of it.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:58:26pm

re: #47 Old Liberal

the fuhrers rallies are modeled on wrestling pathos.

But unfortunately there’s no hero who shows up at the end to save the day.

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jaunte  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:58:36pm
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Patricia Kayden  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:59:13pm
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Sionainn, Warrior Mother  Feb 11, 2019 • 7:59:16pm

re: #51 Sionainn, Warrior Mother

But I could (and do) vote and it certainly isn’t for Trump.

And now that I think back on my genealogy, my dad as well as my mom (were she still alive today) could also vote, and they wouldn’t vote for Trump, either. If anything causes my dad to have a heart attack despite having one in his 50s with triple bypass surgery and changing his lifestyle that has kept him alive and very well for the past 20 years since then, it will be Trump.

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Old Liberal  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:02:39pm

re: #58 Patricia Kayden

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For the fuhrers followers this is only aceptable if said babies requested asylum after being born on US soil

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Amory Blaine  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:04:11pm

re: #58 Patricia Kayden

The debasing continues. How can they come back from the language that liberals are baby killers? Straight from the top.

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ObserverArt  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:04:29pm

So Brian Willams on MSNBC in his tease just said Trump changed his chant to ‘finish the wall’ saying it has been largely built.

I think he is going to pack the whole thing in and claim VICTORY!

And in the background on my TV I hear the chanting.

It’s just too fucking nuts.

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stpaulbear  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:05:36pm

re: #62 ObserverArt

I think he is going to pack the whole thing in and claim VICTORY!

And then declare an emergency.

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Old Liberal  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:06:36pm

re: #53 jaunte

I was there on Sept. 16 once and it was a lot of fun. Parades, music, dancing in the streets.

We could learn a lot about community involvement and non-drunken partying from our Latin neighbors. There was a 10 hour parade here for Christmas with 100000 viewer and 10000 dancers, with no commercial bullshit.

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wrenchwench  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:08:16pm
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wrenchwench  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:10:28pm
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The Ghost of Quesos Past  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:15:53pm

re: #46 Charles Johnson

Having survived a narcissist parent…the subtext of these kinds of anecdotes is that reality…and specifically, real people that have an inconvenient habit of existing outside of the narrative needs of the narcissist…doesn’t matter.

Trump cares more about the fictional crying giant dude than any flesh-and-blood person that doesn’t make him feel powerful and superior.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:16:44pm

re: #67 The Ghost of Quesos Past

I can understand why someone meeting Trump would cry.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:19:47pm

re: #62 ObserverArt

So Brian Willams on MSNBC in his tease just said Trump changed his chant to ‘finish the wall’ saying it has been largely built.

I think he is going to pack the whole thing in and claim VICTORY!

And in the background on my TV I hear the chanting.

It’s just too fucking nuts.

That would be the smartest move for him; just brazen out the criticism from Coulter and flat out lie to his base. He does it all the time.

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Old Liberal  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:20:11pm

re: #67 The Ghost of Quesos Past

Having survived a narcissist parent…the subtext of these kinds of anecdotes is that reality…and specifically, real people that have an inconvenient habit of existing outside of the narrative needs of the narcissist…doesn’t matter.

Trump cares more about the fictional crying giant dude than any flesh-and-blood person that doesn’t make him feel powerful and superior.

Thanks for sharing a lived experience. You must view everything he does through a clear lens.

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makeitstop  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:20:16pm

This is the reason why I want to see the intelligence community run ruin on Putin’s Russia.

I don’t even care if they go extra-legal. Bring those sons of bitches so low, it’ll take them 50 years to pull even again.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:21:52pm

re: #71 makeitstop

This is the reason why I want to see the intelligence community run ruin on Putin’s Russia.

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I don’t even care if they go extra-legal. Bring those sons of bitches so low, it’ll take them 50 years to pull even again.

I would like to see them run ruin on Russia’s oligarchs, and return the money they stole to the Russian people so they can rebuild their country.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:22:08pm

re: #38 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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Amory Blaine  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:22:50pm

The Russians have to be big into anti-vax.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:23:57pm

re: #74 Amory Blaine

The Russians have to be big into anti-vax.

One way to reduce the American population.

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Old Liberal  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:24:29pm

re: #73 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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Jordan can you spell “powerless “? How about “irrelevant “?

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Single-handed sailor  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:24:39pm

re: #73 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Republicans seem eager to own another shutdown.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:26:14pm

Probably already posted, but Vox had a good summary of measles and why it’s so dangerous.

vox.com

tl;dr Measles is more easily spread than any other pathogen. One contagious person can infect 12-14 others, *even after he/she has left the room*.

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retired cynic  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:26:29pm

re: #77 Single-handed sailor

Republicans seem eager to own another shutdown.

Some of them.

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wrenchwench  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:26:44pm
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Chrysicat  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:27:39pm

Not sure if this guy is saying that there are no happy Browns fans tonight, or if there’s a missing comma:

Either way, Kareem Hunt should never have played American Football again. I’d have been annoyed if the Salt Lake Stallions had signed him, let alone the Browns.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:29:05pm

Another presidential contender getting ready to throw his hat in the ring!

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GlutenFreeJesus  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:29:15pm

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Old Liberal  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:30:19pm

re: #71 makeitstop

This is the reason why I want to see the intelligence community run ruin on Putin’s Russia.

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I don’t even care if they go extra-legal. Bring those sons of bitches so low, it’ll take them 50 years to pull even again.

Remember the Star sTrek episode where the outside force wanted Kirk and the Klingon to fight but once they realized they were manipulated they refused? Guess that was pure science fiction.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:32:25pm

re: #72 NO SMOCKING GUN!

I would like to see them run ruin on Russia’s oligarchs, and return the money they stole to the Russian people so they can rebuild their country.

Speaking of which, I’d like to see us get some money back from our oligarchs so we can rebuild our country.

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Hecuba's daughter  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:36:00pm

re: #71 makeitstop

This is the reason why I want to see the intelligence community run ruin on Putin’s Russia.

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I don’t even care if they go extra-legal. Bring those sons of bitches so low, it’ll take them 50 years to pull even again.

Pull even again? Even to where they are now? Because certainly they are far behind the US, China, and Europe right now but they are diligently working to bring the US and Europe down to their level by damaging our economies.

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ObserverArt  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:37:11pm

re: #80 wrenchwench

Diana Alba Soular
@AlbaSoular
Angry (in the form of an in-your-face shouting match) confrontation between Trump supporters and opponents at Shelter and Paisano. #TrumpElPaso

You can’t get that many supporters for both sides into one city with the tension in the air and not have them come together.

I hope not, but 2020 could be as wild as 1968, or worse. We are just getting started.

And the more the investigations rain down on Trump the more outlandish he will be. Ugly potential is high.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:40:17pm
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Belafon  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:40:25pm

re: #48 jaunte

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Guess who doesn’t have the guts to visit Juarez?

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BlueGrl21  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:45:27pm

re: #89 Belafon

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My husband’s grandparents retired in the Rio Grande valley in Texas. When he was a boy he’d stay with them all summer and they went back and forth to Juarez constantly. Go to dinner, to buy medicine, go to a festival, it’s nothing to cross the border.

People have got a really fucked up idea of what happens on the U.S-Mexico border.

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Belafon  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:50:27pm

re: #90 BlueGrl21

My husband’s grandparents retired in the valley. When he was a boy he’d stay with them all summer and they went back and forth to Juarez constantly. Go to dinner, to buy medicine, go to a festival, it’s nothing to cross the border.

People have got a really fucked up idea of what happens on the U.S-Mexico border.

No doubt. I was just warning about the con that is Trump. You can’t play his game. You have to play a different one.

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BlueGrl21  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:53:57pm

re: #91 Belafon

No doubt. I was just warning about the cin that is Trump. You can’t play his game. You have to play a different one.

It’s going to take the residents of those areas to say, “We live here. You’re lying about everything. We don’t want your wall.” And all of us who grew up spending time on the border saying it’s bullshit. Over and over and over. There is a hardcore base that will never believe us but some of it is just pure ignorance.

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Belafon  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:55:21pm

re: #91 Belafon

Con not cin.

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Single-handed sailor  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:55:30pm

How dumb do you have to be to fact check a “Ben Carson is dumb” joke?

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 11, 2019 • 8:56:29pm
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Chrysicat  Feb 11, 2019 • 9:19:34pm

re: #94 Single-handed sailor

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How dumb do you have to be to fact check a “Ben Carson is dumb” joke?

The scary thing is, it isn’t totes a joke. When he was still in opposition to Obama, he actually _did_ say that anyone committing voter fraud should be deported and have their citizenship stripped, according to the FactCheck. The only thing that turns this to a joke is the explicit quotes and the words “illegal immigrants”.

So none, none dumb?


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