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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 9:55:59am
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Patricia Kayden  May 1, 2019 • 9:57:03am
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Colère Tueur de Lapin  May 1, 2019 • 9:57:32am

copied over because of course a new thread appears…

re: #414 HappyWarrior

I don’t think any Republican could primary Trump but they could easily run against him and try to make it clear that not every Republican stands for the crap Trump does. Weld doesn’t have a shot to beat Trump, he can however I think prevent Trump from being unanimously renominated.

In the climate of ‘shit-for-brains is our deity’, I think running against him would be a fruitful fracturing of the gop. I approve.

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Teukka  May 1, 2019 • 9:57:58am

re: #2 Patricia Kayden

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 9:58:44am

re: #3 Colère Tueur de Lapin

copied over because of course a new thread appears…

In the climate of ‘shit-for-brains is our deity’, I think running against him would be a fruitful fracturing of the gop. I approve.

Reposting what I did downstairs, I hope Maryland’s Larry Hogan jumps in too. Hogan has actually won election in this decade as a Republican. If the GOP weren’t a shit for brains party, they would be looking at him as a potential future candidate but he won’t go anywhere since he’s not an asshole.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  May 1, 2019 • 9:58:46am

re: #1 Charles Johnson

So, basically there are no rules. And, the rules that exist don’t count.

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 9:59:18am

re: #1 Charles Johnson

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I can’t tell what the difference between Barr and Rudy is.

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Patricia Kayden  May 1, 2019 • 9:59:45am
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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 10:00:17am

re: #8 Patricia Kayden

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That alone should be used in Hegar’s ads. What a load of shit.

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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 10:00:47am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 10:02:12am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 10:03:03am
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Teukka  May 1, 2019 • 10:03:40am

re: #10 Charles Johnson

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 10:04:08am

The law is dead. It is now whatever the leaders want it to be.

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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 10:05:38am
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Hecuba's daughter  May 1, 2019 • 10:05:46am

Very powerful opinion piece by James Comey — nytimes.com

It’s not completely accurate since almost everyone in Trump’s orbit never had any integrity anyway.

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Targetpractice  May 1, 2019 • 10:06:44am

Klobuchar up as the first ‘20 hopeful.

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 10:07:40am

re: #15 Charles Johnson

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Remember when Greenwald and friends insisted that Mueller would have said something if he felt Barr distorted. I’ll take that Russian sized apology Glenn but I know we won’t get it from you.

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Teukka  May 1, 2019 • 10:09:47am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 10:10:12am
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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 10:10:41am

re: #19 Teukka

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Oh but it’s the Dems who are the violent ones and somehow I think this turd would shit himself if he ever got in a firefight.

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 10:11:01am

re: #20 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Go Amy, go!

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The Vicious Babushka  May 1, 2019 • 10:14:56am
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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 10:17:19am
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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 10:18:09am

re: #24 Charles Johnson

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I wish she were doing better in the polls. She’s very savvy.

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Interesting Times  May 1, 2019 • 10:20:12am

He’s not wrong…*

*…though he forgot to add “from brown people”

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 10:22:06am

re: #26 Interesting Times

He’s not wrong…*

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*…though he forgot to add “from brown people”

Barr did this in Iran-Contra too. Not new. He’s not a public servant. He’s a GOP servant. That’s the difference between him and what they call the deep state.

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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 10:26:11am

Ben Sasse is an idiot even when he’s making valid points. I despise this guy; he’s a perfect example of the fake never-Trumper who provides cover for this corrupt gang of criminals.

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 10:27:59am

re: #28 Charles Johnson

Ben Sasse is an idiot even when he’s making valid points. I despise this guy; he’s a perfect example of the fake never-Trumper who provides cover for this corrupt gang of criminals.

His initials are BS. Jokes aside, you are right on.

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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 10:31:15am
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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 10:33:43am

Until Republicans start suffering serious consequences for their actions…they’re not going to stop.

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 10:35:34am

re: #31 Eclectic Cyborg

Until Republicans start suffering serious consequences for their actions…they’re not going to stop.

That’s why we need a landslide.

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Barefoot Grin  May 1, 2019 • 10:35:42am
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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 10:36:16am

re: #32 HappyWarrior

That’s why we need a landslide.

And impeachment hearings and arrests and indictments and…

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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 10:37:03am

re: #23 The Vicious Babushka

re: #24 Charles Johnson

This is why it’s good for Senators to run for president.

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Interesting Times  May 1, 2019 • 10:38:38am

Hahaha, someone really needs to set this two seconds of solid gold to an electronica dance beat:

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William Lewis  May 1, 2019 • 10:38:43am

If only I could be there and ask Barr one question:
“Do you believe that, in the end, you will serve more or less time in prison for perjury than John N Mitchell did?”

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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 10:38:45am

re: #32 HappyWarrior

That’s why we need a landslide.

And another one after that, and at least one more.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 10:38:54am

I’m getting whiplash

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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 10:40:11am

re: #37 William Lewis

If only I could be there and ask Barr one question:
“Do you believe that, in the end, you will serve more or less time in prison for perjury than John N Mitchell did?”

“Did you mumble through the parts of your oath that require you to serve the constitution?”

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gocart mozart  May 1, 2019 • 10:43:49am
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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 10:46:29am

re: #39 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’m getting whiplash

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Oh please let “Bars and hookers” start trending…

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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 10:47:16am
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Unshaken Defiance  May 1, 2019 • 10:50:44am

re: #43 Charles Johnson

Could we do a Go Fund me for spines?

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Teukka  May 1, 2019 • 10:51:11am
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Old Liberal  May 1, 2019 • 10:52:30am

re: #43 Charles Johnson

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Senator Franken did not yell or speak harshly. His pointed questions to Sessions may well have saved this country. Loud and harsh doesn’t equate effective IMO.

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KGxvi  May 1, 2019 • 10:52:41am

re: #26 Interesting Times

I think guys like Barr have convinced themselves that saving Trump and the GOP is the same thing as “saving the country.”

It’s similar too (or maybe under the umbrella of) the righteousness fallacy. If you believe your cause is just and righteous, then you can convince yourself that any thing you do in furtherance of that cause is also just and righteous. If you believe that your party and/or policies are what are “best for the country” then it’s easy to get to “best for the party = best for the country”. This type of thinking is also why it’s easy to convince yourself that if you lost the other side must be cheating (regardless of evidence) and therefore it is justified if you cheat, because the victory of your just and righteous cause is the most important thing (think: lying for Jesus)

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BlueGrl21  May 1, 2019 • 10:54:34am

re: #46 Old Liberal

Senator Franken did not yell or speak harshly. His pointed questions to Sessions may well have saved this country. Loud and harsh doesn’t equate effective IMO.

Every woman on the planet can tell you the effectiveness of a soft voice full of furious anger.

As can their spouses.

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 10:54:51am

re: #46 Old Liberal

He didn’t save it for long.

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 10:55:29am

re: #45 Teukka

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It literally is from the Nazi playbook.

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Teukka  May 1, 2019 • 10:57:19am

re: #50 HappyWarrior

It literally is from the Nazi playbook.

As is this:

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 10:57:28am

Another tool.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 10:59:55am
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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 11:00:03am

re: #46 Old Liberal

Senator Franken did not yell or speak harshly. His pointed questions to Sessions may well have saved this country. Loud and harsh doesn’t equate effective IMO.

Not saying they have to be loud or harsh, but they do need a level of righteous anger that I’m not seeing. This is a very dangerous time and the hour’s getting late.

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sagehen  May 1, 2019 • 11:03:03am

re: #16 Hecuba’s daughter

Very powerful opinion piece by James Comey — nytimes.com

It’s not completely accurate since almost everyone in Trump’s orbit never had any integrity anyway.

Shorter version: Everything Trump Touches Dies.

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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 11:03:27am
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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 11:03:47am

I wish Ted Lieu could get a crack at Barr.

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Dave In Austin  May 1, 2019 • 11:05:10am

Mazie Nails it!
She had him blubbering and Lidsey got ridgid.

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Targetpractice  May 1, 2019 • 11:05:37am

re: #56 Charles Johnson

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And before her, while Blumenthal didn’t verbally geld Barr, he did lay a skillful trap that could come back to haunt Barr if it’s revealed that he discussed the investigation with Trump or the WH counsel before Mueller concluded it.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 11:06:13am

Stick it to him.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 11:07:36am
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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 11:08:14am
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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 11:10:19am
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gocart mozart  May 1, 2019 • 11:10:59am

Hirona knocked it out of the park so far that Lindsey jumped in at the end and went into hysterics “you have slandered this good man, well I never, harumpf”

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 11:12:20am

Send a bottle of whatever Maizie Hirono is drinking to the rest of the Democrats.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 11:14:38am
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  May 1, 2019 • 11:15:28am

WTF?

Beehives in Texas attacked, set on fire, killing half a million bees, officials say

Dozens of beehives were attacked and set on fire in Texas over the weekend in an act “beyond comprehension” that killed an estimated half a million bees, officials said.

The beehives were discovered on Saturday morning scattered across the bee yard, the Brazoria County Beekeepers Association (BCBA) wrote on Facebook. Several hives appeared ashen-black and one brood frame floated in the water nearby with bees still caring for the eggs.

Attention vandals and other idiots: No bees, no food. It’s as simple as that.

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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 11:15:43am

re: #61 jaunte

Russian: I have something for you.
Barr: Are you a spy?
Russian: No.
Barr: All right then.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 11:17:40am

re: #67 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Our state is full of slack-witted numpties.

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Dave In Austin  May 1, 2019 • 11:17:44am
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The Vicious Babushka  May 1, 2019 • 11:18:09am

Cory Booker is NAILING BARR TO THE WALL.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 1, 2019 • 11:18:33am

Barr is stunned into silence and now he’s blubbering.

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gocart mozart  May 1, 2019 • 11:18:43am
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Dread Pirate Union Local 13  May 1, 2019 • 11:20:09am

Has Barr read the report?

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  May 1, 2019 • 11:20:18am

re: #69 jaunte

Our state is full of slack-witted numpties.

*snork*

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DangerMan  May 1, 2019 • 11:21:12am

re: #10 Charles Johnson

And unless something changes, be prepared to launch impeachment proceedings to get to the truth.

exactly why you start impeachment proceedings

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  May 1, 2019 • 11:21:22am

Yesterday’s Denton tornado:

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Old Liberal  May 1, 2019 • 11:21:41am

re: #49 Skip Intro

He didn’t save it for long.

My scorecard says game not over

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 11:24:15am

And email the rest of the GOP while you’re at it.

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Mike Lamb  May 1, 2019 • 11:25:36am

re: #67 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

WTF?

Beehives in Texas attacked, set on fire, killing half a million bees, officials say

Attention vandals and other idiots: No bees, no food. It’s as simple as that.

I’d be thoroughly investigating all neighboring property owners. This feels like an angry neighbor.

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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 11:26:59am

re: #61 jaunte

And I can tell you this is false. My job requires me to mention ALL contacts with foreigners.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 11:29:50am

re: #64 gocart mozart

Hirona knocked it out of the park so far that Lindsey jumped in at the end and went into hysterics “you have slandered this good man, well I never, harumpf”

I’m sure there was a racist undertone to that as well.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 11:30:58am
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The Vicious Babushka  May 1, 2019 • 11:32:19am
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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 11:32:24am

I have taught all the children in my life to NOT fear bees. Wasps and hornets? Yeah, get away from those but if you leave Bees alone, they will leave you alone. My grandfather taught me the same years ago when a bee landed on my hand as I was tying my shoe on our front porch. He said: “Stay still, don’t do anything and it will fly away”. And it did.

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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 11:33:29am
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DangerMan  May 1, 2019 • 11:33:54am

re: #61 jaunte

While Blackburn is blathering let’s review:

Barr says you only have to call the FBI if offered dirt by foreign spies, not just foreigners.

for those of you old enough, we are entering Watergate territory:

question to john erlichman: “did you ask your subordinate to throw that briefcase in the potomac river?” (the one with all the evidence inside)

he replied: “well senator, not necessarily the contents of the briefcase, but the briefcase itself”

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The Vicious Babushka  May 1, 2019 • 11:34:54am

Barr is stumbling again. Harris pounded more nails in.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 11:35:00am

Artists’ rendering of Harris going after Barr:

Mortal Kombat Trilogy - Brutality - Sub-Zero

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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 11:36:00am

The Democratic women are bringing it.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 11:36:38am

re: #90 Charles Johnson

The Democratic women are bringing it.

I wonder why they have the spines where the men don’t?

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 11:37:53am
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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 11:38:03am

re: #91 Eclectic Cyborg

I wonder why they have the spines where the men don’t?

The Old Boy network is a very real thing.

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Teukka  May 1, 2019 • 11:38:17am

re: #91 Eclectic Cyborg

I wonder why they have the spines where the men don’t?

Thinking out loud here, but them GOPers getting their asses handed to them by wimminz might be a tactic…

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 11:38:37am

re: #93 Charles Johnson

The Old Boy network is a very real thing.

Ahhhhh. Didn’t think about that.

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DangerMan  May 1, 2019 • 11:41:30am

re: #91 Eclectic Cyborg

I wonder why they have the spines where the men don’t?

i would not be surprised if they orchestrated who’d ask what

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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 11:42:17am
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Teukka  May 1, 2019 • 11:42:29am

re: #97 Charles Johnson

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 11:42:49am

I wonder if there’s a maternal instinct to it as well? A lot of women learn from raising kids how to creatively browbeat confessions out of people.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 11:43:13am
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KGxvi  May 1, 2019 • 11:44:18am

re: #94 Teukka

Thinking out loud here, but them GOPers getting their asses handed to them by wimminz might be a tactic…

I am no man!

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Teukka  May 1, 2019 • 11:45:40am

re: #99 Eclectic Cyborg

I wonder if there’s a maternal instinct to it as well? A lot of women learn from raising kids how to creatively browbeat confessions out of people.

Mmm.

Or softening up someone so a partner merely has to say boo? for this effect to happen:

Iframe

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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 11:47:16am
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Old Liberal  May 1, 2019 • 11:48:04am

re: #82 Eclectic Cyborg

I’m sure there was a racist undertone to that as well.

Southern honor culture. Toxic

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KGxvi  May 1, 2019 • 11:50:10am

re: #103 Charles Johnson

Ted looks like the tio that every Latino family has that someone always asks “do we really need to invite him?”

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Hecuba's daughter  May 1, 2019 • 11:50:56am

So I have put live TV on pause to avoid Ted Cruz. Harris is a real prosecutor; IMO she was more effective than Booker.

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KGxvi  May 1, 2019 • 11:55:00am

re: #106 Hecuba’s daughter

So I have put live TV on pause to avoid Ted Cruz. Harris is a real prosecutor; IMO she was more effective than Booker.

Booker never really practiced law (he graduated from Yale in 1997 and won his first election in 1998). Harris was a real life deputy district attorney for nearly a decade, which means she tried cases and questioned witnesses. As a legislator in these types of hearings, that’s a really nice tool to have in the bag. Probably less useful when leading the executive branch (or a department therein)…

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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 11:55:04am

re: #106 Hecuba’s daughter

So I have put live TV on pause to avoid Ted Cruz. Harris is a real prosecutor; IMO she was more effective than Booker.

Agree. Amy Klobuchar, Mazie Hirono and Kamala Harris have been running rings around the Democratic men.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 11:55:15am
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lawhawk  May 1, 2019 • 11:55:25am
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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 11:59:22am

re: #105 KGxvi

Ted looks like the tio that every Latino family has that someone always asks “do we really need to invite him?”

Every family has one.

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Unshaken Defiance  May 1, 2019 • 11:59:28am

re: #54 Charles Johnson

Things are far more wrong than Bill Clinton, Ollie North or Nixonian days. Strong action is required. Like follow up subpoenas with Sgt of Arms visits for “arrest”.

If not now, then when? Obama was a truly great President esp by comparison. But like the Dems he had a bit of a tepid side. That story McConnell threatened to politicize a strong response to Russian hacking should have been met with an all news network presidential presser, politely telling the GOP to eff off. An hour after making the lights blink in Putins Dacha.

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makeitstop  May 1, 2019 • 11:59:46am

I’m really liking Kamala Harris. I didn’t see her questioning, but that woman takes care of business.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 12:01:31pm
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gocart mozart  May 1, 2019 • 12:01:39pm
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Unshaken Defiance  May 1, 2019 • 12:02:18pm

re: #113 makeitstop

I’m really liking Kamala Harris. I didn’t see her questioning, but that woman takes care of business.

I’m holding off a final call, but I consider her top 3 for POTUS.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 12:04:13pm

re: #116 Unshaken Defiance

I’m holding off a final call, but I consider her top 3 for POTUS.

I would crawl over broken glass to vote for her. Luckily, all I have to do is walk halfway around the block to the polling place at the Methodist church.

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Khal Wimpo (the extinguisher of tiki torches)  May 1, 2019 • 12:04:19pm

re: #67 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

WTF?

Beehives in Texas attacked, set on fire, killing half a million bees, officials say

Attention vandals and other idiots: No bees, no food. It’s as simple as that.

My guess: insurance fraud. Or competition wanting to knock off a competitor.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 12:06:39pm
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I Would Prefer Not To  May 1, 2019 • 12:06:40pm

re: #116 Unshaken Defiance

I’m holding off a final call, but I consider her top 3 for POTUS.

If she doesn’t become Prez and the Democrats win, she should be on the short list for AG.

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Unshaken Defiance  May 1, 2019 • 12:06:55pm

re: #117 Blind Frog Belly White

I would crawl over broken glass to vote for her. Luckily, all I have to do is walk halfway around the block to the polling place at the Methodist church.

In March!!!!

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 12:07:09pm

Best response to Ted Cruz’s new look:

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 12:07:57pm

re: #121 Unshaken Defiance

In March!!!!

Wait - I have to MARCH around the block?
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Sir John Barron  May 1, 2019 • 12:08:24pm

re: #119 jaunte

Was Obama also falsely accused of not being born in America?

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Unshaken Defiance  May 1, 2019 • 12:09:10pm

In the same vein as Congress and Senate members stepping up here, we must admit one massive missing element. Mass protests against this administrations misdeeds. That would add an urgency little else can

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 12:09:18pm

JFC this guy.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 12:13:23pm

in other news:

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 12:15:14pm
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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 12:17:05pm
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makeitstop  May 1, 2019 • 12:20:02pm

re: #128 jaunte

Barr calls Mueller’s letter to him “snitty” and says it was probably written by a staff member. Barr also belittles Mueller saying he is not a career prosecutor and was a political appointee.

I’m thinking the questioning from those uppity Democrat women are starting to get under his skin a little bit.

There’s no fucking way he’s going to show up in the House tomorrow. Draw up the subpoena pronto.

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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 12:20:09pm

re: #128 jaunte

That will be the one thing that most Americans won’t accept about Mueller.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 12:20:10pm

the difficulty of definitions…

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 12:21:12pm

re: #132 Backwoods_Sleuth

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the difficulty of definitions…

Harris is awesome. I really dig her.

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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 12:21:50pm
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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 12:22:24pm

re: #128 jaunte

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Says the guy who had cleaned up two Republican corruption scandals as AG. I’ll take Mueller over a pencil dick like Barr who is a GOP hack.

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 12:23:23pm

re: #134 Charles Johnson

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That or he’ll be furious because Barr wasn’t loyal enough. Barr knew what he got himself into when he decided to justify the Comey firing.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 12:23:31pm
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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 12:24:24pm

re: #137 jaunte

Sounds like a good place to start when she shows up in handcuffs in the House meeting.

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garzooma  May 1, 2019 • 12:25:31pm

re: #112 Unshaken Defiance

[…]That story McConnell threatened to politicize a strong response to Russian hacking should have been met with an all news network presidential presser, politely telling the GOP to eff off. […]

There’s still time for congressional hearings. This needs to be read into the record, rather than just be in news reports.

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 12:26:33pm

This man is a disgrace. He’s not our AG. He’s Rudy Giuliani’s co-counsel.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 12:29:29pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 12:30:06pm
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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 12:30:33pm
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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 12:32:04pm

re: #143 jaunte

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It is. He’s done nothing but obstruct justice.

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garzooma  May 1, 2019 • 12:32:09pm

re: #97 Charles Johnson

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Charles Johnson

@Green_Footballs
So fascinating to see one Republican after another lining up to attack the FBI. The party of law and order. lgf.bz

It’s a simple fact that Republicans have a vested interest in furthering Russian crimes against Americans, since they benefit from those crimes. The FBI tries to thwart those crimes, so Republican attacks on the FBI flows directly from that fact.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 12:32:38pm
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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 12:33:36pm
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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 12:35:19pm
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KGxvi  May 1, 2019 • 12:36:24pm

re: #120 I Would Prefer Not To

If she doesn’t become Prez and the Democrats win, she should be on the short list for AG.

Hmmm…

Newsom will be termed out in 2026. Though I suspect that the current LtGov is eyeing that spot, Harris serving as US AG from 2021 through 2024, would line up well with a run for governor… and every California governor (save Arnold for constitutional reasons) has the same dream as every US Senator, which is to be president.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 12:38:06pm

re: #148 Charles Johnson

Reminded me of the exchange in “Shaun Of The Dead”, where his Mom is describing being attacked by some zombies - “They were a bit…bitey.”

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TedStriker  May 1, 2019 • 12:38:49pm

re: #132 Backwoods_Sleuth

the difficulty of definitions…

From the people that lambasted (rightly, I hate to say) Bill Clinton’s legalistic pretzel logic IRT the word “is”.

Hypocrisy, thy name is “Republican”.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 12:43:11pm
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DangerMan  May 1, 2019 • 12:43:50pm

re: #151 TedStriker

From the people that lambasted (rightly, I hate to say) Bill Clinton’s dissembling of the word “is”.

Hypocrisy, thy name is “Republican”.

you get a golf clap for the spot on ‘is’ reference

her question though was “asked or suggested”
he totally blew past the ‘asked

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KGxvi  May 1, 2019 • 12:45:26pm

re: #152 jaunte

How does the president (or anyone for that matter) prove that they are being falsely accused, without an investigation being completed?

You can’t just yell, “one, two, three, not it!” That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 12:45:52pm

re: #154 KGxvi

*Handwave*

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Dread Pirate Union Local 13  May 1, 2019 • 12:48:47pm
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DangerMan  May 1, 2019 • 12:51:56pm

re: #154 KGxvi

How does the president (or anyone for that matter) prove that they are being falsely accused, without an investigation being completed?

You can’t just yell, “one, two, three, not it!” That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works.

once again, no one has an inherent right not to be accused or investigated

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makeitstop  May 1, 2019 • 12:54:58pm

I can’t stop watching this. Harris is absolutely tenacious and focused, and Barr is clearly in no way ready for it.

Someone on Twitter (Hoarse Wisperer, maybe?) once said that Barr should have stayed retired because the game has changed since he tanked Iran/Contra. Harris just demonstrated that. He’s a flat-footed dinosaur, being outrun and outsmarted by younger, more agile opponents.

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sagehen  May 1, 2019 • 12:57:05pm

re: #132 Backwoods_Sleuth

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the difficulty of definitions…

Depends what the meaning of “is” is.

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Sir John Barron  May 1, 2019 • 12:57:21pm

re: #128 jaunte

Isn’t Barr also, uh, a political appointee?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 12:58:06pm
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Sir John Barron  May 1, 2019 • 12:59:20pm

re: #161 Backwoods_Sleuth

Oh he did that before today.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 12:59:34pm

No tweets from Orange Foolius for seven hours now…

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makeitstop  May 1, 2019 • 1:03:59pm

re: #163 Eclectic Cyborg

No tweets from Orange Foolius for seven hours now…

You’ll find him under the bed in the Lincoln Bedroom, curled in the fetal position and sucking his thumb.

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GlutenFreeJesus  May 1, 2019 • 1:05:47pm

re: #103 Charles Johnson

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He’s growing a beard? HE’S GONE FULL ISIS!!!!!

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mmmirele  May 1, 2019 • 1:05:52pm

Hate preacher Steven Anderson (I’m sitting in my office about a mile from his church) has been barred from the Netherlands. The guy is well-known for his anti-LGBTQ, Holocaust denying crap.

American preacher Steven Anderson will not be allowed into the Netherlands and the rest of the Schengen area, State Secretary Mark Harbers of Justice and Security said on Wednesday in response to parliamentary questions. According to Harbers, the government is “taking strong action against extremist speakers who, by spreading their beliefs, restrict the freedoms of others or even incite hatred or violence”, NOS reports.

It looks like this is really bad news for Anderson, because he’s apparently also banned from all the rest of the Schengen countries. (His wife is from Germany.)

I am playing the world’s tiniest violin right now.

nltimes.nl

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KerFuFFler  May 1, 2019 • 1:06:25pm

Listening to Cornyn mischaracterize the events leading to Comey’s firing is more than I can take today. (How many of the rest of you turned off the audio for the live hearing?)

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Jay C  May 1, 2019 • 1:06:29pm

re: #163 Eclectic Cyborg

No tweets from Orange Foolius for seven hours now…

Well, then we should just gin up our own:

NO COLLUSION!!!
WITCH HUNT!!!
ANGRY DEMS!!!!
FAKE NEWS!!!!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT!!!!!

Mix and match as necessary..

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Dread Pirate Union Local 13  May 1, 2019 • 1:06:42pm
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ckkatz  May 1, 2019 • 1:07:31pm

Going back to the discussion from last thread on the cost of dental care.

Several excellent care alternatives were mentioned. Another option would be if there is a nearby dental school, to visit their associated dental clinic.

From Washington (DC) Consumer Checkbook. (An excellent regional resource by the way. checkbook.org ) :

Consider getting treatment at a dental clinic.

To provide their students with hands-on experience, dental schools operate clinics where students treat patients under the supervision of dental school faculty; the University of Maryland and Howard University operate such clinics. We’ve found prices at dental clinics to be much lower than average prices for dental practices. Keep in mind that if you need extensive treatment, it is likely to take longer at a dental school clinic than with a private dentist.

edit - While cut and pasting, I dropped the very first letter of this post. Added it back

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makeitstop  May 1, 2019 • 1:11:24pm

Apparently, Mueller does not send out the type of letter he sent to Barr very often. Or hardly at all.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 1:12:53pm

re: #166 mmmirele

Is that the same guy you’ve been protesting on Sundays?

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makeitstop  May 1, 2019 • 1:13:56pm

Funny cuz it’s true…

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 1:14:08pm

re: #168 Jay C

Well, then we should just gin up our own:

NO COLLUSION!!!
WITCH HUNT!!!
ANGRY DEMS!!!!
FAKE NEWS!!!!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT!!!!!

Mix and match as necessary..

FAKE COLLUSION!
NO DEMS!
ANGRY NEWS!!

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Dread Pirate Union Local 13  May 1, 2019 • 1:15:03pm
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mmmirele  May 1, 2019 • 1:16:00pm

re: #172 Eclectic Cyborg

Is that the same guy you’ve been protesting on Sundays?

No. That guy, and his church, they pack heat. I’m not that stupid.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 1:16:09pm
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KGxvi  May 1, 2019 • 1:18:29pm

re: #175 Dread Pirate Union AFL-CIO

Barr is wondering aloud why Mueller didn’t just pick up a phone and call him and instead put his concerns in a letter.

BECAUSE EVERY LAWYER KNOWS THAT YOU PUT SHIT IN WRITING TO PRESERVE THE FUCKING RECORD

That’s literally half of the professional responsibility course in law school - write shit down, don’t steal the client’s money. That’s the entire course. (Ok, California has an extra part on “don’t sleep with clients)

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goddamnedfrank  May 1, 2019 • 1:22:09pm

OMFG!

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 1:24:22pm

re: #176 mmmirele

No. That guy, and his church, they pack heat. I’m not that stupid.

Ah, yes, just like the Bible says: “May he who packs the most lead be blessed richly.”

I’m a Christian but I can’t stand morons like that.

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Citizen K  May 1, 2019 • 1:25:47pm
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sagehen  May 1, 2019 • 1:28:04pm

Just had a snitty conversation with wingnut sister. She says Barr didn’t lie; that Mueller blamed the media; that anybody can read the report (sure, everybody can read 400 pages and analyze it), that I’m in a liberal bubble to not see that. That there was no collusion with the campaign, Manafort’s crimes were totally his own thing and nothing to do with Trump.

Also, she hates Maizie Hirono, Amy Klobuchar and Kamala Harris, because they’re grandstanding partisan bitches who slandered a good man with no justification.

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 1:28:43pm

So did Huckleberry Butchmeup earn another golf trip with Trump today?

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KGxvi  May 1, 2019 • 1:29:42pm

re: #180 Eclectic Cyborg

Ah, yes, just like the Bible says: “May he who packs the most lead be blessed richly.”

I’m a Christian but I can’t stand morons like that.

“Give unto the Lord what is his, and give to everyone else an ounce of lead”

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 1:30:25pm

re: #181 Citizen K

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“Smithers! Release the hounds.”

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 1:32:20pm

re: #177 jaunte

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GFY Sarah.

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Mike Lamb  May 1, 2019 • 1:33:08pm

re: #182 sagehen

Just had a snitty conversation with wingnut sister. She says Barr didn’t lie; that Mueller blamed the media; that anybody can read the report (sure, everybody can read 400 pages and analyze it), that I’m in a liberal bubble to not see that. That there was no collusion with the campaign, Manafort’s crimes were totally his own thing and nothing to do with Trump.

Also, she hates Maizie Hirono, Amy Klobuchar and Kamala Harris, because they’re grandstanding partisan bitches who slandered a good man with no justification.

How does she spin Mueller’s letter? Is that the part where Mueller allegedly blamed the media?

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 1:34:08pm

re: #175 Dread Pirate Union AFL-CIO

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I read the two used to be friends. So Bill, was Donald Trump worth it?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 1:36:35pm
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steve_davis  May 1, 2019 • 1:37:30pm

re: #101 KGxvi

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Video

that scene would have been so much better if she’d just killed him. the audience knows she is no man. standing there trash talking while the wraith is still alive just seems like dangerously unnecessary showboating.

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 1:37:34pm

re: #189 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Yep. Quicker step to the big job.

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Dread Pirate Union Local 13  May 1, 2019 • 1:44:09pm

Deny, Deny, Deny

The Republican Party.

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sagehen  May 1, 2019 • 1:44:40pm

re: #187 Mike Lamb

How does she spin Mueller’s letter? Is that the part where Mueller allegedly blamed the media?

yep.

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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 1:44:59pm

re: #182 sagehen

Just had a snitty conversation with wingnut sister. She says Barr didn’t lie; that Mueller blamed the media; that anybody can read the report (sure, everybody can read 400 pages and analyze it), that I’m in a liberal bubble to not see that. That there was no collusion with the campaign, Manafort’s crimes were totally his own thing and nothing to do with Trump.

Also, she hates Maizie Hirono, Amy Klobuchar and Kamala Harris, because they’re grandstanding partisan bitches who slandered a good man with no justification.

So she read it?

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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 1:46:46pm

re: #190 steve_davis

that scene would have been so much better if she’d just killed him. the audience knows she is no man. standing there trash talking while the wraith is still alive just seems like dangerously unnecessary showboating.

What’s the point of that scene without that line? That would be like never having Captain America say

“Avengers Assemble.”

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 1:47:02pm

You can’t sum up a 400 page memo in 4 pages. Barr intended to coverup and mislead.

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 1:49:36pm

re: #196 HappyWarrior

So who’s going to do anything about it?

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 1:49:37pm

re: #182 sagehen

You could remind her of this:

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 1:50:51pm
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KGxvi  May 1, 2019 • 1:51:19pm

re: #190 steve_davis

that scene would have been so much better if she’d just killed him. the audience knows she is no man. standing there trash talking while the wraith is still alive just seems like dangerously unnecessary showboating.

I think the scene needs the line, the wraith falls because of hubris and being told “I am no man” is when it realizes it lost because it didn’t consider the actual meaning of “no man can kill me.”

Whether she says it before or after she strikes the blow is an interesting storytelling question (before if we the audience don’t know who it is; after if we do is probably the right answer). But either way makes the scene better, I think.

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lawhawk  May 1, 2019 • 1:52:03pm

re: #196 HappyWarrior

I disagree. You could summarize it up in 4 pages, but it’d go something like this.

Mueller found X instances where obstruction of justice was involved but he could not indict due to DOJ rules. Mueller indicates that Congress has to take up the action under their Constitutional obligations and powers to impeach.

Mueller found troubling issues relating to Russian interference that were pervasive and widespread.

Mueller found troubling instances where Trumpworld sought aid and assistance from foreign powers, hired undeclared foreign agents, and then lied about their efforts.

Mueller found rampant criminal malfeasance among Trump’s closest advisers and referred them to federal prosecutors outside scope of Mueller’s mandate.

Etc…

The problem is that doing so would end Trumpworld. So Barr took a different tact - lying and obfuscating about what Mueller said all while hiding the contents of the report from Congress and lying to the point where Mueller wrote two letters disagreeing with Barr’s BS assertions.

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ckkatz  May 1, 2019 • 1:52:19pm

I have been following the postings on the Senate hearing. Your sacrifices are greatly appreciated down here in Oak Hill, Virginia!

I’m still trying to figure out why Barr was so interested in taking the AG job. He’s been around the block a few times and had to have known what he was getting into. Yet he really fought to get it. Just to have a bunch of really sh*tty days. With more on the way.

The only thing I can think of was that there was something going on associated with the same thing that motivated him to take Russian Bank account.

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 1:55:28pm

re: #197 Skip Intro

So who’s going to do anything about it?

Didn’t you say we were finished all together when Barr released the summary? I’m not attacking you but the Dems do control the House committees so yeah something can be done here.

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Jebediah, RBG  May 1, 2019 • 1:55:30pm

re: #170 ckkatz

Good recommendation. My wife and both of her parents have gotten work done at the USC dentistry school during times of uninsured broke-ness. And yes, the scheduling can be much more difficult - for example, be careful scheduling procedures close to semester breaks if you will need follow up visits.

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 1:55:55pm

re: #201 lawhawk

I disagree. You could summarize it up in 4 pages, but it’d go something like this.

Mueller found X instances where obstruction of justice was involved but he could not indict due to DOJ rules. Mueller indicates that Congress has to take up the action under their Constitutional obligations and powers to impeach.

Mueller found troubling issues relating to Russian interference that were pervasive and widespread.

Mueller found troubling instances where Trumpworld sought aid and assistance from foreign powers, hired undeclared foreign agents, and then lied about their efforts.

Mueller found rampant criminal malfeasance among Trump’s closest advisers and referred them to federal prosecutors outside scope of Mueller’s mandate.

Etc…

The problem is that doing so would end Trumpworld. So Barr took a different tact - lying and obfuscating about what Mueller said all while hiding the contents of the report from Congress and lying to the point where Mueller wrote two letters disagreeing with Barr’s BS assertions.

True enough. I misspoke.

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EPR-radar  May 1, 2019 • 1:56:14pm

re: #202 ckkatz

I have been following the postings on the Senate hearing. Your sacrifices are greatly appreciated down here in Oak Hill, Virginia!

I’m still trying to figure out why Barr was so interested in taking the AG job. He’s been around the block a few times and had to have known what he was getting into. Yet he really fought to get it. Just to have a bunch of really sh*tty days. With more on the way.

The only thing I can think of was that there was something going on associated with the same thing that motivated him to take Russian Bank account.

It could be just instinct at the point. It’s as natural for Republicans to commit crimes and cover up for the crimes of other Republicans as it is for plant roots to grow down and for their leaves to seek light.

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lawhawk  May 1, 2019 • 1:59:31pm

re: #205 HappyWarrior

No problem. Alternatively, Barr could have taken the summaries that Mueller provided explicitly for that purpose that required no redactions or changes, and could have published that as a roadmap.

Barr refused to do that either, showing intent to deceive and mislead the public with his grandiose claims of finding no obstruction or Russia taint.

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 1:59:40pm

re: #202 ckkatz

I have been following the postings on the Senate hearing. Your sacrifices are greatly appreciated down here in Oak Hill, Virginia!

I’m still trying to figure out why Barr was so interested in taking the AG job. He’s been around the block a few times and had to have known what he was getting into. Yet he really fought to get it. Just to have a bunch of really sh*tty days. With more on the way.

The only thing I can think of was that there was something going on associated with the same thing that motivated him to take Russian Bank account.

It was really an out of left field pick. Thought Trump would promote from within as he’s prone to do and Barr until the defense of the Comey firing oped wasn’t known as a Trumper and Wiki has him donating 60 grand to Team Jeb in 2016. You’d think a Jeb loyalist would hate Trump.

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Scottish Dragon  May 1, 2019 • 1:59:56pm
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ckkatz  May 1, 2019 • 2:00:07pm

re: #195 Belafon

What’s the point of that scene without that line? That would be like never having Captain America say

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My assumption was that the ‘trash talking’ as a plot device. It seems to happen in a lot of movies. Somebody, usually a Bond movie Bad-guy stops just to gloat and describe to the audience what they are doing and why they are doing it.

But yes, these days my first thought is “could you just shut up and do what you are going to do”.

Reminds of the friend who once told a cop who had stopped him for speeding and was lecturing him: “Either give me the lecture or the ticket”. Yup, he got the ticket.

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 2:00:33pm

re: #203 HappyWarrior

Didn’t you say we were finished all together when Barr released the summary? I’m not attacking you but the Dems do control the House committees so yeah something can be done here.

No, that’s not what I said, and no, as long as there are Republicans the House won’t do shit. Just talk, and watch while Trump finalizes his takeover of the government, the courts, the police, and the military.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 2:01:13pm

“…This wasn’t about how the news media was getting something wrong; it was about how Barr’s letter led it to get things wrong.

And it took a while, but Barr eventually seemed to acknowledge that Mueller had, in fact, rebuked him.”

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Scottish Dragon  May 1, 2019 • 2:01:28pm

re: #200 KGxvi

I think the scene needs the line, the wraith falls because of hubris and being told “I am no man” is when it realizes it lost because it didn’t consider the actual meaning of “no man can kill me.”

Whether she says it before or after she strikes the blow is an interesting storytelling question (before if we the audience don’t know who it is; after if we do is probably the right answer). But either way makes the scene better, I think.

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Mike Lamb  May 1, 2019 • 2:01:42pm

re: #193 sagehen

yep.

So she didn’t read the letter…like at all.

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 2:01:44pm

re: #207 lawhawk

No problem. Alternatively, Barr could have taken the summaries that Mueller provided explicitly for that purpose that required no redactions or changes, and could have published that as a roadmap.

Barr refused to do that either, showing intent to deceive and mislead the public with his grandiose claims of finding no obstruction or Russia taint.

Right. He definitely intended to mislead in both the summary and the presser. The question I have is who instructed him to do this. If it’s Trump, obstruction of obstruction.

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 2:03:04pm

re: #211 Skip Intro

No, that’s not what I said, and no, as long as there are Republicans the House won’t do shit. Just talk, and watch while Trump finalizes his takeover of the government, the courts, the police, and the military.

Okay fair enough. Apologies for misinterpreting you. We don’t need the Republicans to impeach him. Removal would be nice but impeachment would be a start.

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Feline Fearless Leader  May 1, 2019 • 2:03:13pm

re: #210 ckkatz

My assumption was that the ‘trash talking’ as a plot device. It seems to happen in a lot of movies. Somebody, usually a Bond movie Bad-guy stops just to gloat and describe to the audience what they are doing and why they are doing it.

But yes, these days my first thought is “could you just shut up and do what you are going to do”.

Reminds of the friend who once told a cop who had stopped him for speeding and was lecturing him: “Either give me the lecture or the ticket”. Yup, he got the ticket.

It’s actually in LOTR:
Éowyn then removed her helmet and declared:

But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 2:03:28pm

Yesterday everyone was saying Barr has to go. How does that happen? Will he resign like Rosenstein did after he helped Barr knife the Mueller report? Or will he just tough it out until everybody forgets all about it in a day or so?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 2:05:17pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  May 1, 2019 • 2:05:36pm

re: #166 mmmirele

Hate preacher Steven Anderson (I’m sitting in my office about a mile from his church) has been barred from the Netherlands. The guy is well-known for his anti-LGBTQ, Holocaust denying crap.

It looks like this is really bad news for Anderson, because he’s apparently also banned from all the rest of the Schengen countries. (His wife is from Germany.)

I am playing the world’s tiniest violin right now.

nltimes.nl

A typical Steven Anderson sermon:
“Iceland: a Nation of Bastards” KJV Bible Preaching
This is about Iceland’s status as the country with the highest percentage of births to unmarried mothers (67%). That social and economic paradise Turkey is the lowest (3%). Anderson believes that bastards are condemned and should be excluded from the congregation. After all, it’s biblical.
Cthulhu take him and his financial supporters. I am wondering just who these supporters are since this batshit gang of less than 300 members apparently has a lot of money. Anderson travels a lot, though not as widely as he might since he is banned in so many places. He also has some pretty elaborate media, including multiple language translations of his videos and sermons.

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 2:05:42pm

re: #216 HappyWarrior

It’s a lose-lose for the Dems. Impeachment won’t get rid of Trump, and not trying will piss off activist Democrats. I don’t know why, but Trump always ends up as the winner in all of these situations, no matter what he does.

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ckkatz  May 1, 2019 • 2:06:09pm

re: #208 HappyWarrior

It was really an out of left field pick. Thought Trump would promote from within as he’s prone to do and Barr until the defense of the Comey firing oped wasn’t known as a Trumper and Wiki has him donating 60 grand to Team Jeb in 2016. You’d think a Jeb loyalist would hate Trump.

Yes, he was a henchman for the house of Bush until the election. And one of their better thugs. Which makes the whole thing even stranger. Maybe he missed the thuggery?

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 2:07:21pm

re: #221 Skip Intro

It’s a lose-lose for the Dems. Impeachment won’t get rid of Trump, and not trying will piss off activist Democrats. I don’t know why, but Trump always ends up as the winner in all of these situations, no matter what he does.

It is tough I concede. I’m just hoping he ends up defeated next Fall and then he won’t have an Attorney General to protect him.

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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 2:08:52pm

re: #221 Skip Intro

It’s a lose-lose for the Dems. Impeachment won’t get rid of Trump, and not trying will piss off activist Democrats. I don’t know why, but Trump always ends up as the winner in all of these situations, no matter what he does.

And that’s why we need to stop with “Why won’t Democrats do more?” It should all be on Trump and the GOP.

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 2:10:55pm

re: #222 ckkatz

Yes, he was a henchman for the house of Bush until the election. And one of their better thugs. Which makes the whole thing even stranger. Maybe he missed the thuggery?

Yeah very much an old guard type. Whittaker or even Sessions doing this would make more sense. I guess you can’t underestimate the deep all costs partisanship that exists. I read a great point made in the Kavanaugh hearings that so called moderate Republicans(not saying Barr is one as this referred to Collins but anyhow the premise is they’ll always toe the party line ultimately. I suspect the same is true of Graham fwiw.

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DangerMan  May 1, 2019 • 2:12:11pm

re: #190 steve_davis

that scene would have been so much better if she’d just killed him. the audience knows she is no man. standing there trash talking while the wraith is still alive just seems like dangerously unnecessary showboating.

eli wallach aka tuco (the ugly)
“if you gotta shoot, shoot. don’t talk”

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HappyWarrior  May 1, 2019 • 2:12:52pm

re: #224 Belafon

And that’s why we need to stop with “Why won’t Democrats do more?” It should all be on Trump and the GOP.

Those Never Trump conservatives surely have some friends in the longer tenured GOP members. Yet it’s not like they use that influence. I didn’t hear any criticism of Barr nor Trump for their actions in the investigation.

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William Lewis  May 1, 2019 • 2:13:05pm

re: #217 Feline Fearless Leader

It’s actually in LOTR:
Éowyn then removed her helmet and declared:

But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.

One place where the movie improves on the original text…

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 2:14:12pm

Sounds familiar…

newsweek.com

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EPR-radar  May 1, 2019 • 2:17:21pm

re: #224 Belafon

And that’s why we need to stop with “Why won’t Democrats do more?” It should all be on Trump and the GOP.

I don’t care about the Senate vote. Trump is a corrupt and criminal motherfucker that needs to be impeached in the House if we are to have any chance of restoring checks and balances.

One easy way of dealing with the Senate vote is to just not send over the articles of impeachment until they are ‘complete’. That allows the timing to be chosen at will, so it’s not like Democrats would be locked into giving Republicans their presumed victory in the Senate vote at a politically bad time.

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 2:18:46pm

Here’s an extended quote from Trump’s pick to be on the Fed. From it you can see that he’s every bit as inarticulate and racist as the guy who chose him.

“So, you know, that, that is a joke that I always made about, you know, Obama lives in, you know, the president lives in public housing,” said Moore. “But I didn’t mean it like a black person did.”

I just meant that, you know, you know, being in the White House, you know, for example, when I was working with a lot of women in families who were involved in the education voucher program, you know, here in DC, and people would say, well, you know, and these were, these were blacks who would say, you know, why does Barack Obama get to send his kids to any school that he wants to and we can’t? And they’d say, he lives in public housing, and it was just kind of a joke, and that was referring …

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EPR-radar  May 1, 2019 • 2:18:48pm

re: #229 jaunte

Malignant narcissism and megalomania apply equally well to Trump and to Hitler.

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Mike Lamb  May 1, 2019 • 2:19:02pm

re: #221 Skip Intro

It’s a lose-lose for the Dems. Impeachment won’t get rid of Trump, and not trying will piss off activist Democrats. I don’t know why, but Trump always ends up as the winner in all of these situations, no matter what he does.

Unless something has changed, he lost ground over the Mueller report. I think impeachment proceedings, even without removal, can sway some folks. It also actually appears that a select few in the MSM are starting to come around to one side being objectively wrong.

I just think the likelihood of Trump or Barr emerging as a sympathetic figure from this are low and that anyone who would claim that impeachment hearings push them to the Trump camp was already in Trump’s pocket.

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makeitstop  May 1, 2019 • 2:20:14pm

I’d say overall, we moved the ball forward today thanks to Harris, Hirono and Klobuchar. The initial analysis of the media is that Barr only made Trump’s situation worse today. And if Barr has the guts to appear before the House tomorrow (I honestly doubt it), that isn’t going to improve things. Whether he appears or not, either action is going to make him look pretty bad.

And I’ve got a feeling that Mueller isn’t done.

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sagehen  May 1, 2019 • 2:20:52pm

re: #217 Feline Fearless Leader

It’s actually in LOTR:
Éowyn then removed her helmet and declared:

But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.

Susan Ivanova - “I Am Death Incarnate”

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 2:21:16pm
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makeitstop  May 1, 2019 • 2:22:40pm

re: #231 Skip Intro

Here’s an extended quote from Trump’s pick to be on the Fed. From it you can see that he’s every bit as inarticulate and racist as the guy who chose him.

I’ve read that Moore doesn’t have the votes to be confirmed.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 2:25:29pm

re: #219 Backwoods_Sleuth

Oh for fuck sakes, how much more BLATANT can this get?

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DangerMan  May 1, 2019 • 2:26:13pm

re: #216 HappyWarrior

Okay fair enough. Apologies for misinterpreting you. We don’t need the Republicans to impeach him. Removal would be nice but impeachment would be a start.

as you imply, i wonder if its time to start being clear when using the word “impeachment”

- the house (or senate but not in this case) does hearings and other investigations
- the house votes
- the trial is held in the senate and they vote as a jury

everyone seems to mean the third part and only then if he’s convicted and booted out

im not trying to split hairs or mince words

it seems to me there’s an awful lot that can be accomplished with a long drawn out investigation phase. make it crystal clear what happened and what they all tried to do. that can have great effect.

after that, the house can consider taking up the vote. it’s a whole separate calculus with it’s own list of moving parts.

i’d like to get away from saying ‘since the senate wont convict’ we should stop talking ‘impeachment’. but what do i know?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 2:28:06pm
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DangerMan  May 1, 2019 • 2:28:55pm

re: #230 EPR-radar

I don’t care about the Senate vote. Trump is a corrupt and criminal motherfucker that needs to be impeached in the House if we are to have any chance of restoring checks and balances.

One easy way of dealing with the Senate vote is to just not send over the articles of impeachment until they are ‘complete’. That allows the timing to be chosen at will, so it’s not like Democrats would be locked into giving Republicans their presumed victory in the Senate vote at a politically bad time.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  May 1, 2019 • 2:31:55pm

Just how crazy is Steven Anderson?

“Ye shall know them by their fruits.” Matthew 7:16 KJV.

Anderson takes this literally:

Steven Anderson judges other pastors by performing, of all things, fruit inspections. This does not mean that Anderson is working for the USDA. Rather fruit inspections are his favored method of divination to ascertain the health of a particular congregation, church and pastor. Usually it involves visiting the congregation and checking out the congregation’s melons and nuts. If the melons and nuts pass the Anderson test for melon health your congregation is considered saved. Anderson, never the shrinking violet, encourages other pastors to check him out by performing a fruit inspection on him.

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I Would Prefer Not To  May 1, 2019 • 2:32:30pm

re: #221 Skip Intro

It’s a lose-lose for the Dems. Impeachment won’t get rid of Trump, and not trying will piss off activist Democrats. I don’t know why, but Trump always ends up as the winner in all of these situations, no matter what he does.

They should impeach Barr. If they don’t they should fucking resign. I don’t give a fuck if they lose, but if they don’t even try, what’s the point?

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garzooma  May 1, 2019 • 2:32:58pm

re: #217 Feline Fearless Leader

It’s actually in LOTR:
Éowyn then removed her helmet and declared:

But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.

In the book, you don’t know it’s a woman:

‘Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!’

Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed
that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel. ‘But
no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Eowyn I am, Eomund’s
daughter.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 1, 2019 • 2:33:08pm

I was in the car running errands and I heard bits & pieces of the hearing. Who was that shitgoblin who defended Trump & said the entire investigation was “an attempt to overthrow the fairly and duly elected President of the United States & this report proves it!”

I mean WTF. The report proved that the election was compromised by foreign bad actors so the President could not have been “fairly and duly” elected whether he willingly participated in the election fraud or not. I didn’t get the name of that fucking idiot who said that. Was it Ted Cruz?

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 2:35:46pm
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KGxvi  May 1, 2019 • 2:36:58pm

re: #221 Skip Intro

It’s a lose-lose for the Dems. Impeachment won’t get rid of Trump, and not trying will piss off activist Democrats. I don’t know why, but Trump always ends up as the winner in all of these situations, no matter what he does.

No, it is not a lose-lose for the Dems. You’re likely right that impeachment won’t get rid of Trump. But it will put his criminal acts directly in front of the American people for a solid 6-9 months, leading up to an election. It also puts Republicans on the spot for condoning his criminal acts leading up to that aforementioned election.

Trump is not Clinton. He does not have the job approval ratings that Clinton did. And his crimes are significantly worse than Clinton’s. He’s not going to get the benefit of the split decision Clinton got in the court of public opinion (high job approval ratings, low personal approval ratings).

Most likely, Trump is going to get 40% of the vote in 2020, because that seems to be the low water mark for any major party presidential nominee in a two-person race in the modern era. The calculus at this point is how do the Dems get their 40% out and also convince the middle 20% that Trump is toxic? If Trump is, truly, as bad as we have all been saying since that golden escalator ride four years ago, then a legitimate impeachment process is not only the best way to accomplish that, it’s flat out the right thing to do.

Otherwise we are back to square one where one party deserves to lose and the other doesn’t deserve to win.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 2:37:49pm

re: #246 jaunte

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such a snowflake

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Feline Fearless Leader  May 1, 2019 • 2:38:54pm

So Barr will appear before a GOP-chaired Senate committee to get a pile of non-questions about the investigation and a sudden cut-off by Graham. But refuses to appear before a House committee? I guess simply because it’s a Democrat-chaired committee that won’t handle him with kid gloves?

Democrats need to simply start playing hard ball now. Screw the media and the elections and do the right thing regarding the government of this country. The GOP has shown time and time again that they are not interested in the needs of the nation.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 2:41:22pm

Louisiana Senator Kennedy on MTP, popping smoke.

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DangerMan  May 1, 2019 • 2:41:50pm

@PalmerReport
Kamala Harris: Did you eat lunch today?
William Barr: I don’t know
Harris: How can you not know?
Barr: I’m grappling with the word “eat”
Harris: Did you consume food today?
Barr: I don’t know if I’d say “consume”
Harris: Did food go in your mouth?
Barr: I’m really not sure
5:19 PM - May 1, 2019

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DangerMan  May 1, 2019 • 2:43:25pm

re: #246 jaunte

BREAKING: Per a congressional source, the House Judiciary Committee has been notified by the DOJ that Attorney General Barr is NOT coming to testify tomorrow. DOJ has told the committee to expect a letter officially stating that shortly, according to my source.

man’s got no stamina to do it two days in a row //

(the real decision was ‘if this is what happens in the R run senate….’)

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Teukka  May 1, 2019 • 2:43:31pm

re: #235 sagehen

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Meh. I like this one:

Ivanova is God( Babylon Mantra is in description)

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Archangelus  May 1, 2019 • 2:43:54pm

How the F**K is this shit legal??? Seems like mail fraud at the very least…

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DangerMan  May 1, 2019 • 2:44:29pm

re: #247 KGxvi

No, it is not a lose-lose for the Dems. You’re likely right that impeachment won’t get rid of Trump. But it will put his criminal acts directly in front of the American people for a solid 6-9 months, leading up to an election. It also puts Republicans on the spot for condoning his criminal acts leading up to that aforementioned election.

Trump is not Clinton. He does not have the job approval ratings that Clinton did. And his crimes are significantly worse than Clinton’s. He’s not going to get the benefit of the split decision Clinton got in the court of public opinion (high job approval ratings, low personal approval ratings).

Most likely, Trump is going to get 40% of the vote in 2020, because that seems to be the low water mark for any major party presidential nominee in a two-person race in the modern era. The calculus at this point is how do the Dems get their 40% out and also convince the middle 20% that Trump is toxic? If Trump is, truly, as bad as we have all been saying since that golden escalator ride four years ago, then a legitimate impeachment process is not only the best way to accomplish that, it’s flat out the right thing to do.

Otherwise we are back to square one where one party deserves to lose and the other doesn’t deserve to win.

outstanding!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 2:44:37pm

I’m guessing Barr can’t make it to the haring at the House tomorrow because he’ll be confined to the Burn Unit…

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Teukka  May 1, 2019 • 2:45:19pm

re: #253 Teukka

Meh. I like this one:

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And then there’s this:

If You Value Your Lives Be Somewhere Else.

Delenn and Ivanova.

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Teukka  May 1, 2019 • 2:46:13pm

So this crossed by twitter feed:

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Unshaken Defiance  May 1, 2019 • 2:46:35pm

Hard not to pass out laughing. Right at these guys that not so long ago were all “lock her up” and looking to impeach Obama for the Iran deal. Now they attempt to justify this idea DOJ needs to toe the White House line and cover for trump.

How can you even say this was anything but due process and justified with what we know from Flynn, Manafort and Cohen? “”But wait there’s more!”” The Barr summary tells us Mueller was dead on to dig deep and get pissed at the summary.

“False attack on the President” my butt.

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DangerMan  May 1, 2019 • 2:46:52pm

re: #250 jaunte

Sen Kennedy said prosecutors can only indict, or not

Mueller didn’t, so issue is “dead as fried chicken”

but Mueller said he COULDN’T make that choice for sitting president because of DOJ policy

so he didn’t, leaving accountability to Congress

Kennedy must know that

even if that mind numbing nonsense were true, do prosecutors never change their minds and resurrect that dead, fried chicken?

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Cheechako  May 1, 2019 • 2:47:07pm

re: #239 DangerMan

as you imply, i wonder if its time to start being clear when using the word “impeachment”

- the house (or senate but not in this case) does hearings and other investigations
- the house votes
- the trial is held in the senate and they vote as a jury

everyone seems to mean the third part and only then if he’s convicted and booted out

im not trying to split hairs or mince words

it seems to me there’s an awful lot that can be accomplished with a long drawn out investigation phase. make it crystal clear what happened and what they all tried to do. that can have great effect.

after that, the house can consider taking up the vote. it’s a whole separate calculus with it’s own list of moving parts.

i’d like to get away from saying ‘since the senate wont convict’ we should stop talking ‘impeachment’. but what do i know?

You’re absolutely correct. This process is going to be played out this summer and into the fall. Every other week or two the various House Committees will be holding hearings on the multiple aspects of what trump and his cronies were up to. New information will be dug up. Many of the “insiders” will start to panic and realize they have to protect themselves and testify against the WH Mob. The case against trump will only get stronger.

Trumps plan to delay through appeals and denials of information will only work against him in the long run. The delays will push the formal House impeachment inquires closer to the upcoming election where it will be foremost on the voters minds when they enter the election booth.

The main question I have is if the House votes and approves Articles of Impeachment, does the Senate have to move forward with the trail? Can Mitch just ignore a House Impeachment Resolution?

In any case grasshoppers, have patience. The truth will triumph in the end.

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ipsos  May 1, 2019 • 2:48:00pm

re: #254 Archangelus

It’s not just mail fraud. It’s very deliberate ratfucking to undermine the legitimacy of the REAL census next year.

Because the last thing the GOP wants is a full and accurate count in 2020…which also speaks to the length they’re going to with the citizenship question lawsuit.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 2:48:59pm

re: #260 DangerMan

I just want to say for the record that “dead as fried chicken” is not a legitimate Southern phrase, and that Kennedy’s fake cone-pone act is disgusting.

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 2:50:33pm

re: #259 Unshaken Defiance

They can say it because they have Fox and Limbaugh to “catapult the propaganda”, as GWB used to say, and it works.

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DangerMan  May 1, 2019 • 2:50:39pm

re: #256 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’m guessing Barr can’t make it to the haring at the House tomorrow because he’ll be confined to the Burn Unit…

barr currently cowering in a corner
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 2:50:48pm

re: #250 jaunte

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Louisiana Senator Kennedy on MTP, popping smoke.

IANAL, but pretty sure that grand juries indict, and prosecutors, you know, prosecute.

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ckkatz  May 1, 2019 • 2:51:31pm

re: #249 Feline Fearless Leader

So Barr will appear before a GOP-chaired Senate committee to get a pile of non-questions about the investigation and a sudden cut-off by Graham. But refuses to appear before a House committee? I guess simply because it’s a Democrat-chaired committee that won’t handle him with kid gloves?

Democrats need to simply start playing hard ball now. Screw the media and the elections and do the right thing regarding the government of this country. The GOP has some time and time again that they are not interested in the needs of the nation.

It seems to me that the right thing to do is to convince the voting public that they are working hard to find the truth and are fair about it. The voters are the ones who have the Republicans in Congress by the short-hairs. (Or other parts.) Consorting with the Billionaire Oligarchs only gets a Senator so far.

If the House does convince the voters of the righteousness of the investigations, it seems to me, this defuses the sensitivity to holding Barr accountable. And makes his fate much more visibly in his own hands. If he wants to commit career suicide on an anthill for the Trump Administration, it will be harder for his apologists to mobilize any public sympathy for him.

That said, like you, I would not be unhappy were the House to throw the book at Barr.

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Feline Fearless Leader  May 1, 2019 • 2:53:39pm

re: #262 ipsos

It’s not just mail fraud. It’s very deliberate ratfucking to undermine the legitimacy of the REAL census next year.

Because the last thing the GOP wants is a full and accurate count in 2020…which also speaks to the length they’re going to with the citizenship question lawsuit.

And what would be their punishment for committing this fraud? A fine after they’ve won the election.

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DangerMan  May 1, 2019 • 2:57:19pm

re: #261 Cheechako

You’re absolutely correct. This process is going to be played out this summer and into the fall. Every other week or two the various House Committees will be holding hearings on the multiple aspects of what trump and his cronies were up to. New information will be dug up. Many of the “insiders” will start to panic and realize they have to protect themselves and testify against the WH Mob. The case against trump will only get stronger.

Trumps plan to delay through appeals and denials of information will only work against him in the long run. The delays will push the formal House impeachment inquires closer to the upcoming election where it will be foremost on the voters minds when they enter the election booth.

The main question I have is if the House votes and approves Articles of Impeachment, does the Senate have to move forward with the trail? Can Mitch just ignore a House Impeachment Resolution?

In any case grasshoppers, have patience. The truth will triumph in the end.

my understanding is there is a time limit. they are senate rules though, not constitutional. so with mitch in charge and what he did to merrick garland, if he ignores it, then what?

otoh, if the house took up a vote, hopefully a good chunk of the public would be aware and behind what was happening, and maybe that pressure would be too much for mitch to totally stonewall as the single individual in the entire country blocking the process

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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 2:58:47pm
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DangerMan  May 1, 2019 • 3:00:44pm

re: #270 Charles Johnson

@CNN
JUST IN: Attorney General William Barr to skip House hearing Thursday cnn.it

bwak, bwak, bwak, bwak, bwak
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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 3:00:45pm

re: #270 Charles Johnson

I’m so not surprised. Back to business as usual, then.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 3:01:01pm

So Barr can just tell the House “Fuck you, I’m not showing up” and get away with it?

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William Lewis  May 1, 2019 • 3:01:16pm

re: #270 Charles Johnson

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they should order the Sgt at Arms of the House to escort him to the hearing, in shackles if necessary.

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 3:01:40pm

re: #273 Eclectic Cyborg

Sure, why not? He runs the Justice Dept. Who’s going to arrest him?

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EPR-radar  May 1, 2019 • 3:02:33pm

re: #274 William Lewis

they should order the Sgt at Arms of the House to escort him to the hearing, in shackles of necessary.

Apparently the House Sergeant at Arms has a ceremonial mace. A few broken bones shouldn’t interfere with Barr’s ability to answer questions.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 3:03:19pm
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William Lewis  May 1, 2019 • 3:03:21pm

re: #275 Skip Intro

Sure, why not? He runs the Justice Dept. Who’s going to arrest him?

IIRC the U.S. Marshals would have the authority to do so.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 3:03:23pm

re: #275 Skip Intro

Sure, why not? He runs the Justice Dept. Who’s going to arrest him?

So what exactly is the point of having Congressional oversight when those in power can get away with not being overseen? It’s like the Democrats have power in name only, they can try to use it, but it never goes anywhere because Trump and co. stonewall and protect their own all day long.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 3:04:09pm

re: #278 William Lewis

IIRC the U.S. Marshals would have the authority to do so.

You really think they’d arrest their own boss?

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 3:04:53pm

re: #278 William Lewis

IIRC the U.S. Marshals would have the authority to do so.

They work for Barr.

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gocart mozart  May 1, 2019 • 3:05:06pm
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Jay C  May 1, 2019 • 3:06:15pm

re: #254 Archangelus

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How the F**K is this shit legal??? Seems like mail fraud at the very least…

Unfortunately, except for the “President Trump has ordered…” bit (which is doubtful), this is precisely the sort of pseudo-“official” crap direct-mail pitchmen(/scamsters) have been using for years. And I’m guessing this stuff has been crafted by pros, and the language probably well gone over by legal staff to ensure it stays within (even if only by a hair) the strictest definition of “misleading” or “fraud”. And pitched at senior citizens, no doubt, in the hope that they’ll be more credulous of something marked “Official”…

Personally, it may be just because I’m a cynic (and, technically now a “senior”, so it makes me an old cynic!) but I’d never fall for a direct-mail scam like this in a million years - even taking into account the fact that as soon as I’d spot “Republican” anywhere on the mailer it would be immediately directed to the trash.

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 3:06:36pm

re: #279 Eclectic Cyborg

So what exactly is the point of having Congressional oversight when those in power can get away with not being overseen? It’s like the Democrats have power in name only, they can try to use it, but it never goes anywhere because Trump and co. stonewall and protect their own all day long.

Yes, that’s exactly right. We’re watching our government being overthrown in real time and apparently there’s nothing we can do about it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 3:07:21pm
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William Lewis  May 1, 2019 • 3:08:28pm

It is a political appointment, but all three of the ones I have personally known would instantly.

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Decatur Deb  May 1, 2019 • 3:08:46pm

re: #280 Eclectic Cyborg

You really think they’d arrest their own boss?

How often do you get the chance?

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 3:09:32pm

re: #287 Decatur Deb

So Barr is going to order his own arrest?

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Teukka  May 1, 2019 • 3:10:31pm

re: #287 Decatur Deb

How often do you get the chance?

re: #288 Skip Intro

So Barr is going to order his own arrest?

On a related note, is there special protocol for Senate or House hearings regarding hostile witnesses?

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The Vicious Babushka  May 1, 2019 • 3:11:59pm
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Decatur Deb  May 1, 2019 • 3:13:16pm

re: #288 Skip Intro

So Barr is going to order his own arrest?

That was a joke. Actually expect very confused lines of authority in such situations. It would come down to an armed nose-to-nose with the actual persons involved quite unsure of their personal consequences—MP stopping an installation commander for a traffic violation.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 1, 2019 • 3:13:55pm
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BlueGrl21  May 1, 2019 • 3:14:04pm

re: #263 jaunte

I just want to say for the record that “dead as fried chicken” is not a legitimate Southern phrase, and that Kennedy’s fake cone-pone act is disgusting.

Seconded. “Dead as a door knob” is the correct phrase.

And I’ll add a Southern freebie. Barr was sweating like a whore in church.

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MsJ  May 1, 2019 • 3:15:41pm

re: #266 Backwoods_Sleuth

IANAL, but pretty sure that grand juries indict, and prosecutors, you know, prosecute.

Not no more, apparently.

And only if the prosecutee is a Democrat.

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 3:16:24pm

re: #291 Decatur Deb

I don’t find much humor in this administration any more.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 3:17:00pm

re: #287 Decatur Deb

How often do you get the chance?

Touche.

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Decatur Deb  May 1, 2019 • 3:18:22pm

re: #295 Skip Intro

I don’t find much humor in this administration any more.

You will need it for the next two years. Six to fourteen years if we don’t get our shit together by Fall of 2020.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 3:18:29pm

re: #293 BlueGrl21

Seconded. “Dead as a door knob” is the correct phrase.

And I’ll add a Southern freebie. Barr was sweating like a whore in church.

I always thought it was “Dead as a door nail

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DangerMan  May 1, 2019 • 3:19:11pm

re: #283 Jay C

Unfortunately, except for the “President Trump has ordered…” bit (which is doubtful), this is precisely the sort of pseudo-“official” crap direct-mail pitchmen(/scamsters) have been using for years. And I’m guessing this stuff has been crafted by pros, and the language probably well gone over by legal staff to ensure it stays within (even if only by a hair) the strictest definition of “misleading” or “fraud”. And pitched at senior citizens, no doubt, in the hope that they’ll be more credulous of something marked “Official”…

Personally, it may be just because I’m a cynic (and, technically now a “senior”, so it makes me an old cynic!) but I’d never fall for a direct-mail scam like this in a million years - even taking into account the fact that as soon as I’d spot “Republican” anywhere on the mailer it would be immediately directed to the trash.

normally i’d agree but this is trumps team…
pros?
crack legal staff?

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 3:19:17pm

He’s not that good a thinker.

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 3:19:43pm
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DangerMan  May 1, 2019 • 3:19:53pm

re: #284 Skip Intro

Yes, that’s exactly right. We’re watching our government being overthrown in real time and apparently there’s nothing we can do about it.

up until now everyone more or less agreed to follow the written and unwritten rules

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Teukka  May 1, 2019 • 3:20:04pm

re: #300 jaunte

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He’s not that good a thinker.

Over/under on Barr getting nabbed attempting to board a foreign flight?
Semi-///

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jaunte  May 1, 2019 • 3:20:56pm

re: #303 Teukka

No, he’s just going to sit and wait for orders.

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KGxvi  May 1, 2019 • 3:20:59pm

re: #291 Decatur Deb

That was a joke. Actually expect very confused lines of authority in such situations. It would come down to an armed nose-to-nose with the actual persons involved quite unsure of their personal consequences—MP stopping an installation commander for a traffic violation.

It might be a logistical nightmare, especially at first, but there’s an argument to be made that the US Marshals should be under the control of the judiciary. Most of their functions are, in fact, related to the judicial power of the government - protecting Supreme Court Justices, protecting US Courthouses, witness protection, fugitive operations, and executing federal arrest warrants.

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BlueGrl21  May 1, 2019 • 3:22:52pm

re: #298 Eclectic Cyborg

I always thought it was “Dead as a door nail

It is. Southerners screw it up.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 3:22:57pm

re: #298 Eclectic Cyborg

I always thought it was “Dead as a door nail

me, too, and “Dumb as a door knob”

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steve_davis  May 1, 2019 • 3:24:00pm

re: #134 Charles Johnson

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ironically the one instance in history where a dog is asked that question and the answer is not “you are!”

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Teukka  May 1, 2019 • 3:24:20pm

re: #307 Backwoods_Sleuth

me, too, and “Dumb as a door knob”

I can worsen that. “X is so dumb that a door knob is a genius in comparison”.

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BlueGrl21  May 1, 2019 • 3:29:54pm

re: #309 Teukka

I can worsen that. “X is so dumb that a door knob is a genius in comparison”.

It’s supposed to be dead as a door nail. Lots of Southerners screw it up. From Wiktionary: “Possibly from a misinterpretation or misunderstanding of the expression dead as a doornail.”

I’ve always heard dead as a door knob.

And my favorite expression for dumb ever is, “If you put his brain in a bee it would fly backwards.”

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 3:30:34pm

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ckkatz  May 1, 2019 • 3:32:20pm

re: #291 Decatur Deb

That was a joke. Actually expect very confused lines of authority in such situations. It would come down to an armed nose-to-nose with the actual persons involved quite unsure of their personal consequences—MP stopping an installation commander for a traffic violation.

I suspect that in cases where there are two agencies involved, that there would be negotiations between the interested parties. If they are not fruitful it would be kicked upstairs. And, if still not resolved, kicked upstairs to, first the courts, and then the American public. Such as in the elections, or the Civil War.

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Patricia Kayden  May 1, 2019 • 3:34:10pm
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plansbandc  May 1, 2019 • 3:34:13pm

re: #311 Skip Intro

Slightly less attractive than the original pic.

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 3:36:49pm

re: #313 Patricia Kayden

Now we know why Barr isn’t going to show up tomorrow.

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KerFuFFler  May 1, 2019 • 3:37:00pm

re: #254 Archangelus

How the F**K is this shit legal??? Seems like mail fraud at the very least…

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Perhaps you should forward this to democratic members in Congress——-preferably reps from your state if you have democratic reps.

*edit——-I see you are from California———-you have a lot of people you could forward this to.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 3:39:42pm

coward

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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 3:40:22pm

re: #317 Backwoods_Sleuth

coward

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He’s not being a coward. He’s being a henchman.

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KGxvi  May 1, 2019 • 3:42:30pm

re: #318 Belafon

He’s not being a coward. He’s being a henchman.

Old rule for lawyers: never ask a question you don’t already know the answer to.

In this case, Graham knows the answers and doesn’t (for some fucking reason) want them to come out. So he’s going to do what he can to not have the questions asked.

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ckkatz  May 1, 2019 • 3:44:45pm

I always enjoyed the euphemisms for ‘dumb’:

Two hub caps short of a Buick.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change back
If he were any dumber, he’d have to be watered twice a week
His cheese has slipped off his cracker

Which reminds me of some reputed Brit Officer evaluation comments:

Somewhere there’s a village missing its idiot.
Out of his depth in a car park puddle.
His men would follow him anywhere. But only out of curiosity.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 1, 2019 • 3:47:08pm

re: #319 KGxvi

Old rule for lawyers: never ask a question you don’t already know the answer to.

In this case, Graham knows the answers and doesn’t (for some fucking reason) want them to come out. So he’s going to do what he can to not have the questions asked.

The reason is that the Republican Party is owned by Putin and works hand-in-glove with the Russians to help win office. Every Republican member of the Senate is either a coward or a traitor or both. Someone should write Profiles in Cowardice and name the key Republican office-holders who best represent that lack of courage and loyalty to our nation.

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 3:47:47pm

re: #321 Hecuba’s daughter

That would be all of them. Every single one.

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steve_davis  May 1, 2019 • 3:48:23pm

re: #179 goddamnedfrank

OMFG!

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one of my all time favorite shows. When the father would open the refrigerator and there’d be a tiny human in there, ready to make his way into some future meal, I would laugh and laugh!

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ckkatz  May 1, 2019 • 3:52:43pm

re: #321 Hecuba’s daughter

The reason is that the Republican Party is owned by Putin and works hand-in-glove with the Russians to help win office. Every Republican member of the Senate is either a coward or a traitor or both. Someone should write Profiles in Cowardice and name the key Republican office-holders who best represent that lack of courage and loyalty to our nation.

To paraphrase an old saying…

Enough Republican Senators might do the right thing.
Once they are cornered and trapped like rats, and left with no other possible alternative.

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steve_davis  May 1, 2019 • 3:52:48pm

re: #195 Belafon

What’s the point of that scene without that line? That would be like never having Captain America say

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you have her stab him, and THEN say ” I am no man.” It would be like Arya jumping on the Night King and then saying, “you probably think you’ve stopped me, but earlier in the show we did some cool foreshadowing where I flip the knife to the other—” and then she’s killed because the night king isn’t big into trash talking.

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KGxvi  May 1, 2019 • 3:53:12pm

re: #323 steve_davis

one of my all time favorite shows. When the father would open the refrigerator and there’d be a tiny human in there, ready to make his way into some future meal, I would laugh and laugh!

I think my favorite gag was that the calendar was counting down, and they didn’t know what BC meant.

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GlutenFreeJesus  May 1, 2019 • 3:54:36pm

re: #246 jaunte

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They should have Mueller show up instead.

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Archangelus  May 1, 2019 • 4:05:01pm

re: #179 goddamnedfrank

OMFG!

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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 4:05:15pm

re: #327 GlutenFreeJesus

They should have Mueller show up instead.

If Mueller plays by the rules, the request will probably have to go through the DoJ. I would love for Mueller to show up and say “I was in the neighborhood, and thought I’d stop by to have a little chat.”

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KGxvi  May 1, 2019 • 4:09:44pm

News from California:

California’s population growth in 2018 was the slowest in state history, a new study shows, as births declined, student enrollment fell and the death rate continued to climb as baby boomers aged.

The state added 186,807 residents last year, bringing California’s estimated total population to 39,927,315 people as of Jan. 1, according to new population estimates released by the state Department of Finance on Wednesday.

The overall growth rate slipped to 0.47% last year from 0.78% in 2017, the slowest since data collection started in 1900, department spokesman H.D. Palmer said. Births in the state were down by more than 18,000 compared with the previous year.

“Growth in California has stalled out,” said Dowell Myers, a professor of demography and urban planning at USC. “That is pretty amazing “

LA County actually had a very slight drop in population:

Los Angeles County, still the largest county in the state, saw population growth fall to 0%, according to state officials. The number of residents dropped from 10,254,658 to 10,253,716 by the end of 2018. This is the first time since 2010 the population dropped in the county, according to state officials.

Of course, the 405 still sucks, parking still sucks, and finding housing (affordable or not) can be a bitch… but we do have the weather and beaches.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 4:10:07pm

re: #235 sagehen

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For those who don’t want to launch the video, like if you’re at work or something:

“Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andrei and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am Death Incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me.”

Just remembering that scene gives me chills.

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gocart mozart  May 1, 2019 • 4:10:13pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 4:11:52pm

re: #330 KGxvi

News from California:

LA County actually had a very slight drop in population:

Of course, the 405 still sucks, parking still sucks, and finding housing (affordable or not) can be a bitch… but we do have the weather and beaches.

We should build a shit ton more housing, esp. near transit. That would ease up the high cost of housing.

But then STILL MORE people would move here….

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 4:13:07pm

re: #331 Blind Frog Belly White

It’d be fun to make that your outgoing message for telemarketers….

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 4:15:39pm

heh

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 4:16:11pm

re: #306 BlueGrl21

It is. Southerners screw it up.

Hahahahahaha.

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Decatur Deb  May 1, 2019 • 4:16:51pm

re: #330 KGxvi

News from California:

LA County actually had a very slight drop in population:

Of course, the 405 still sucks, parking still sucks, and finding housing (affordable or not) can be a bitch… but we do have the weather and beaches.

Not sure that sort of stasis is a bad thing.

Confession: I was in college when ZPG was the environmental mantra. (Didn’t participate.)

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gocart mozart  May 1, 2019 • 4:18:29pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 4:21:45pm

re: #306 BlueGrl21

It is. Southerners screw it up.

Exactly:

Old Marley was as dead as a doornail.

Mind! I don’t mean to say that, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a doornail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country’s done for. You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a doornail.
- Charles Dickens, “A Christmas Carol”, 1843

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 4:22:50pm
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KGxvi  May 1, 2019 • 4:23:53pm

re: #333 Blind Frog Belly White

We should build a shit ton more housing, esp. near transit. That would ease up the high cost of housing.

But then STILL MORE people would move here….

The problem is, in a lot of places, we’ve built as much as we can. I live in Long Beach and there really isn’t a whole lot of space for new housing that isn’t ant-farm condos/apartments. We are getting some of that, but not much because there isn’t really any place to put them.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 4:24:39pm
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GlutenFreeJesus  May 1, 2019 • 4:24:47pm

re: #329 Belafon

If Mueller plays by the rules, the request will probably have to go through the DoJ. I would love for Mueller to show up and say “I was in the neighborhood, and thought I’d stop by to have a little chat.”

There aren’t rules anymore. I really hope he tells America what’s going on. SOON.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 4:25:10pm
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The Vicious Babushka  May 1, 2019 • 4:27:25pm

Wait, I thought “obstruction” was like not even a crime!

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Jay C  May 1, 2019 • 4:32:09pm

re: #333 Blind Frog Belly White

We should build a shit ton more housing, esp. near transit. That would ease up the high cost of housing.

But then STILL MORE people would move here….

I read somewhere a few years back that California had seriously underestimated their rates of population grown back in the 1980s and 90s, and they hadn’t expected the number of people living there to reach 40 million until about 2040 or so. And so their infrastructure development has been lacking for years now. Still enough to be the world’s 7th(?) largest economy all on its own. So First World problems….

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gocart mozart  May 1, 2019 • 4:33:29pm
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EPR-radar  May 1, 2019 • 4:40:25pm

re: #347 gocart mozart

WF Buckley was the last US conservative that could even pretend to be an intellectual, with emphasis on ‘pretend’. $10 vocabulary words spackled over the brutish malice and willful ignorance that is the root cause of conservatism isn’t ‘intellectual’.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 4:41:07pm

morons

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 4:42:57pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  May 1, 2019 • 4:43:46pm

re: #330 KGxvi

News from California:

LA County actually had a very slight drop in population:

Of course, the 405 still sucks, parking still sucks, and finding housing (affordable or not) can be a bitch… but we do have the weather and beaches.

California is exporting its wingnuts to Texas, especially DFW. The latter has gained a million residents since 2010. A new warren of mcmansions seems to have sprung up every time I drive to Denton.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 4:44:04pm
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EPR-radar  May 1, 2019 • 4:44:16pm

re: #349 Backwoods_Sleuth

Three frogs stung to death by the scorpion when crossing the river, interviewed in the afterlife.

Republicans are motherfucking criminals. You don’t vote to confirm the motherfucking criminal appointees of a motherfucking criminal Republican president.

This shit is not difficult.

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uriel  May 1, 2019 • 4:49:44pm

re: #217 Feline Fearless Leader

It’s actually in LOTR:
Éowyn then removed her helmet and declared:

But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.

Well, to be fair to it’s iconic stature, Tolken could have used a bit more editing for unnecessary exposition. Like the elf bread thing- it’s nearly all they eat, and yet every time anyone gets near to having a passing thought about the stuff, there’s an entire paragraph about how f*ing amazing lambas is. It’s like the heroin of middle earth- except even bona-fide junkies don’t find heroin that mentally all consuming.

Edited to add: And don’t even get me started on Shadowfax.

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gocart mozart  May 1, 2019 • 4:53:27pm
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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 4:54:03pm

This is now the new normal.

Barr: It’s Not Obstruction of Justice If the Obstruction Works

nymag.com

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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 4:54:30pm

re: #351 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

California is exporting its wingnuts to Texas, especially DFW. The latter has gained a million residents since 2010. A new warren of mcmansions seems to have sprung up every time I drive to Denton.

Have you been to Dallas. They’re building so many apartments that they’re going to start building over the highways soon.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 4:55:29pm

re: #341 KGxvi

The problem is, in a lot of places, we’ve built as much as we can. I live in Long Beach and there really isn’t a whole lot of space for new housing that isn’t ant-farm condos/apartments. We are getting some of that, but not much because there isn’t really any place to put them.

We COULD handle more housing here, but the geography makes it tough. SF is pretty much built up. Sure, you could increase density by building more apartment buildings, but that’s at the expense of already build housing, not just sacrificing open space.

The Peninsula has its own challenges. It, too, is pretty much built up from the Bay to 280, and then you’ve got the Crystal Springs Lakes - which hold our water - and the Santa Cruz Mountains, with only a few passes and narrow, snaking roads that would be really hard to make into freeways, that discourage building more housing to the West. That leaves increasing density, which you can do, but changing from predominantly single family homes to lots more, and taller, apartment buildings is tough.

That also means there’s not really space for a third freeway up the Peninsula, nor is there space for a second rail line. MAYBE they could stack BART on top of Caltrain, but that’d be expensive as fuck.

Funny thing, though, is that the way traffic runs has flipped completely in the 37 years I’ve been out here. It used to be the AM traffic was going North to SF and South to the Peninsula and SJ in the evenings. Now it’s the opposite - SF and Peninsula heading south to Silicon Valley in the mornings and the reverse in the evenings.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 4:56:10pm
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The Vicious Babushka  May 1, 2019 • 4:58:16pm

Facebook is out applying “Community Standards” and keeping nazis safe from mean name-calling!


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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 4:58:36pm

re: #346 Jay C

I read somewhere a few years back that California had seriously underestimated their rates of population grown back in the 1980s and 90s, and they hadn’t expected the number of people living there to reach 40 million until about 2040 or so. And so their infrastructure development has been lacking for years now. Still enough to be the world’s 7th(?) largest economy all on its own. So First World problems….

Infrastructure is really expensive to build, if people are already living where you want to put it. It’s not like the 1950s, where you just run it through the black neighborhoods, ‘because who cares about Those People, anyway’? Now you’d have to bulldoze big swaths of Suburbia to do it.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 5:00:28pm

re: #350 Backwoods_Sleuth

The original must predate Harley Davidson setting up factories abroad….

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 5:00:46pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 5:02:26pm

re: #354 uriel

Well, to be fair to it’s iconic stature, Tolken could have used a bit more editing for unnecessary exposition. Like the elf bread thing- it’s nearly all they eat, and yet every time anyone gets near to having a passing thought about the stuff, there’s an entire paragraph about how f*ing amazing lambas is. It’s like the heroin of middle earth- except even bona-fide junkies don’t find heroin that mentally all consuming.

Edited to add: And don’t even get me started on Shadowfax.

Tolkien got a hefty kickback from the Lembas company for product placement….

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 5:03:00pm

re: #363 Backwoods_Sleuth

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“You’re gonna fuck with me 28 years from now, aren’t you, Bill?”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 5:03:16pm

lolwhut?

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 5:05:21pm

re: #356 Skip Intro

Don’t worry. It’ll change back as soon as a Dem becomes President.

It’s like Bush v Gore - not intended to set a precedent.
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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 5:06:08pm

re: #364 Blind Frog Belly White

Tolkien got a hefty kickback from the Lembas company for product placement….

Big Elf.

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wrenchwench  May 1, 2019 • 5:06:28pm

Translated from Japanese by Microsoft:
It’s A. My pretty voice is leaking. Gob-chan always enters the otter room and does the otter ecology observation.

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teleskiguy  May 1, 2019 • 5:06:38pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 5:06:41pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 5:06:46pm

re: #368 Belafon

Big Elf.

Keeblers.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 5:08:57pm

re: #372 Blind Frog Belly White

Keeblers.

it always comes back to Sessions…

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Stanley Sea  May 1, 2019 • 5:10:30pm

re: #236 jaunte

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I’m so behind but hey!

This chart is the header on George Conway 3’s twitter.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 5:11:18pm
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The Vicious Babushka  May 1, 2019 • 5:13:40pm

While everybody is focused on Barr’s testimony…

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Skip Intro  May 1, 2019 • 5:15:18pm

re: #367 Blind Frog Belly White

Don’t worry. It’ll change back as soon as a Dem becomes President.

It’s like Bush v Gore - not intended to set a precedent.
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Of course the plan is that’s never going to happen again.

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Barefoot Grin  May 1, 2019 • 5:16:59pm

re: #369 wrenchwench

[Embedded content]

“Yummy!” It’s Gobu-chan with the cute voice and Pi-Pi-chan who always goes with me into the otter room for ecological observation of the otters.”

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EPR-radar  May 1, 2019 • 5:19:08pm

re: #356 Skip Intro

This is now the new normal.

Barr: It’s Not Obstruction of Justice If the Obstruction Works

nymag.com

Wait a second. I thought the GOP talking point was that it couldn’t be obstruction of justice if the obstruction was unsuccessful.

Now it’s ‘it couldn’t be obstruction of justice if the obstruction was successful.’

Let’s cut the bullshit guys. The GOP position is that every crime is OK if you are a Republican, and every innocent act by a Democrat is a crime.

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teleskiguy  May 1, 2019 • 5:20:34pm

WHY???

Five hours 30 minutes, shaved 22 minutes off the old record.

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Ace Rothstein  May 1, 2019 • 5:21:09pm

re: #357 Belafon

You should see Houston. Apartments are sprouting up like weeds throughout Downtown and the inner loop.

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teleskiguy  May 1, 2019 • 5:23:21pm
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EPR-radar  May 1, 2019 • 5:24:00pm

re: #380 teleskiguy

That’s just stupid.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 5:26:10pm

re: #379 EPR-radar

Wait a second. I thought the GOP talking point was that it couldn’t be obstruction of justice if the obstruction was unsuccessful.

Now it’s ‘it couldn’t be obstruction of justice if the obstruction was successful.’

Let’s cut the bullshit guys. The GOP position is that every crime is OK if you are a Republican, and every innocent act by a Democrat is a crime.

Okay, so logically:

Any obstructive act is either successful, or not successful

Not successful = can’t be obstruction.

Successful = can’t be obstruction

Therefore,

Not successful = Successful

And

Any act = can’t be obstruction.

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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 5:29:49pm
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teleskiguy  May 1, 2019 • 5:31:28pm

Lindsey Graham is such a fuckmook.

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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 5:32:03pm

More rain here in Rockwall.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 1, 2019 • 5:34:40pm

re: #384 Blind Frog Belly White

Okay, so logically:

Any obstructive act is either successful, or not successful

Not successful = can’t be obstruction.

Successful = can’t be obstruction

Therefore,

And

Any act = can’t be obstruction.

Unless you are a judge who helped an undocumented immigrant escape ICE arrest.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 1, 2019 • 5:35:27pm
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Scottish Dragon  May 1, 2019 • 5:35:56pm
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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 5:36:07pm
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wrenchwench  May 1, 2019 • 5:36:44pm

Looks like a Rock Lizard to me.

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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 5:38:49pm
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EPR-radar  May 1, 2019 • 5:39:53pm

re: #390 Scottish Dragon

President man-baby’s fee-fees determine the law according to the US Attorney General.

Let’s see if this wakes up our castrated political media to give it the excoriation it so thoroughly deserves.

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teleskiguy  May 1, 2019 • 5:40:02pm

What could fucking possibly go wrong?!?

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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 5:40:48pm

re: #393 Charles Johnson

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Can you imagine Barr facing AOC (I know she’s not on that committee).

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PhillyPretzel  May 1, 2019 • 5:41:16pm

re: #393 Charles Johnson

I cannot wait to see what AOC does to him. Let alone what Speaker Pelosi will do or say.

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Belafon  May 1, 2019 • 5:41:44pm

re: #395 teleskiguy

What could fucking possibly go wrong?!?

[Embedded content]

“Why do we need to pay for armed school guards if the teachers are trained? They can watch the doors when they’re not teaching.”

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PhillyPretzel  May 1, 2019 • 5:42:46pm

re: #398 Belafon

They are being given too many jobs. Something will (unfortunately) go wrong.

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EPR-radar  May 1, 2019 • 5:45:43pm

re: #397 PhillyPretzel

I cannot wait to see what AOC does to him. Let alone what Speaker Pelosi will do or say.

First this little shitbird needs to be hauled into the House. My proposal is to have Barr forcibly dragged to the House committee hearing tomorrow, as scheduled.

After that, he can be scheduled to be put on the floor of the House for the entire chamber to take shots at him, in retaliation for his obstruction to date. Call it a preliminary enquiry on cabinet-level impeachment proceedings.

Let’s play some hardball here, for once.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 5:46:57pm

re: #399 PhillyPretzel

They are being given too many jobs. Something will (unfortunately) go wrong.

Something has already gone wrong, several times, like when at least one ‘resource officer’ left his piece in the restroom.

My fear is that the ones who will sign up for this are the LAST people you’d want to have a gun in school, like the gym teacher at our high school who lost his job for assaulting a mouthy student. Think about it - he LOST HIS JOB for that, in the most conservative part of the most conservative county in Pennsylvania, 45 years ago. I mean, seriously - the ‘Alabama in the middle’ part of PA.

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PhillyPretzel  May 1, 2019 • 5:47:00pm

re: #400 EPR-radar

I would love to have (I know it is not possible) Mueller rake him over the coals.

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Charles Johnson  May 1, 2019 • 5:47:36pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 5:48:36pm

re: #398 Belafon

“Why do we need to pay for armed school guards if the teachers are trained? They can watch the doors when they’re not teaching.”

Hey, as long as they’re just standing around on the playground, maybe they could pick up the trash and take care of the mowing and trimming the bushes. Hell, give ‘em a toolkit and they can do maintenance on the playground equipment!

///

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 5:49:24pm

re: #403 Charles Johnson

Like the rest of the GOP, he’s afraid of being humiliated by a ‘girl’.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 5:52:53pm

LOL, the moron just retweeted this nonsense:

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Jay C  May 1, 2019 • 5:53:22pm

re: #390 Scottish Dragon

[Embedded content]

King George III?
Naaah: old Farmer George at least kept a moderate regard for the perogatives of Parliament in mind (when he had one): this crap of “the President can ignore any proceeding he doesn’t like” is more like Louis XIV or one of the more-repressive Tsars.

Which I’m sure the Orange Anus would take as a useful template…..

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 5:54:11pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 5:56:05pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 5:56:53pm
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PhillyPretzel  May 1, 2019 • 5:57:24pm

re: #409 Backwoods_Sleuth

I am looking at something a bit cheerier. BodegaCats.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 5:57:44pm

re: #410 Backwoods_Sleuth

Heartless fuckers.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 5:58:23pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 5:59:47pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  May 1, 2019 • 5:59:51pm

re: #395 teleskiguy

What could fucking possibly go wrong?!?

[Embedded content]

Nothing, nothing at all.//

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 1, 2019 • 6:00:23pm

What does Barr get from all this Trump cocksucking anyway?

Barrs loyalty will NOT be rewarded. Trump will throw him under the bus at the earliest opportunity if it suits him to.

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gocart mozart  May 1, 2019 • 6:00:51pm
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EPR-radar  May 1, 2019 • 6:02:14pm

re: #416 Eclectic Cyborg

What does Barr get from all this Trump cocksucking anyway?

Barrs loyalty will NOT be rewarded. Trump will throw him under the bus at the earliest opportunity if it suits him to.

Republicans are so far up their collective asses on ultra-partisanship that covering up for crimes by other Republicans is their definition of public service.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 1, 2019 • 6:02:49pm

now the moron is retweeting Tom Fitton and Judicial Watch

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 6:04:25pm

re: #419 Backwoods_Sleuth

now the moron is retweeting Tom Fitton and Judicial Watch

Sorry, “the moron” is not specific enough. It’s Fredos all the way down.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 6:05:26pm

re: #416 Eclectic Cyborg

What does Barr get from all this Trump cocksucking anyway?

Barrs loyalty will NOT be rewarded. Trump will throw him under the bus at the earliest opportunity if it suits him to.

More judges. That’s the game. We wouldn’t let them have that nutcase Bork, so they decided to take the whole fucking Judiciary.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 1, 2019 • 6:07:05pm

re: #421 Blind Frog Belly White

HA! It IS possible to change the quote-ee in a quoted response post!

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Khal Wimpo (the extinguisher of tiki torches)  May 1, 2019 • 6:54:30pm

re: #204 Jebediah, RBG

Good recommendation. My wife and both of her parents have gotten work done at the USC dentistry school during times of uninsured broke-ness. And yes, the scheduling can be much more difficult - for example, be careful scheduling procedures close to semester breaks if you will need follow up visits.

Yep. Worked a lot with the good folks down at Ostrow. The students there are top-notch, and the experience that they get working with the unbelievably diverse population in Los Angeles really helps them spot things that otherwise go unnoticed by practitioners working in more homogeous markets.

Do have them bring hand sanitizer, though. Some of the lower-income patients have other maladies, and there have been some nasty infections from the chair arms via small cuts in the hands/fingers.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  May 1, 2019 • 7:20:28pm

re: #354 uriel

Well, to be fair to it’s iconic stature, Tolken could have used a bit more editing for unnecessary exposition. Like the elf bread thing- it’s nearly all they eat, and yet every time anyone gets near to having a passing thought about the stuff, there’s an entire paragraph about how f*ing amazing lambas is. It’s like the heroin of middle earth- except even bona-fide junkies don’t find heroin that mentally all consuming.

Edited to add: And don’t even get me started on Shadowfax.

That excessive exposition is what keeps many readers from finishing even the first book. I was one who kept at it, because so many of my friends loved the trilogy and would talk about it among themselves.

On the other hand, Martin’s excessive exposition in the Game of Thrones novels just put me off. I don’t really care which family has which sigil and what the sigil looks like, or what the fancy people ate at their fancy dinners. I was both grateful and surprised that the writers of the latest TV episode did not require the key characters to wax eloquent before they killed their opponents.

Along the same lines, why do writers *always* have two characters go on and on about how they care for each other, and we’ll get through this, etc., in the middle of a battle or some other emergency?
— Ralph, I know there are bombs exploding all around us, and we have to run for cover to avoid being turned into hash, but there’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you. This might be my last chance!
— Delores, maybe you could wait till later, because if we’re both dead, who the fuck cares?
— But they do it in the movies all the time! I just —- {bomb explodes, turning Ralph and Delores into hash. Fade out.}


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