Interviews From Earth One: Sarah Kendzior

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On today’s episode of The Bob Cesca Show’s Interviews From Earth One: NSFW! My guest today is the great Sarah Kendzior, Russia expert and co-host of the Gaslit Nation Podcast with Andrea Chalupa, who we spoke with two weeks ago on this show. Today we’ll talk about the Mueller Report as especially the bombshell letter Mueller wrote to Bill Barr that dropped in The Washington Post yesterday. Follow Sarah on Twitter and Facebook.

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Charles Johnson  May 3, 2019 • 10:29:38am
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 10:33:26am

re: #1 Charles Johnson

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I Would Prefer Not To  May 3, 2019 • 10:35:14am

At this point, the only explanation is that they are trying to push us past the breaking point.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 10:36:52am

re: #3 I Would Prefer Not To

At this point, the only explanation is that they are trying to push us past the breaking point.

I want every last one of them on trial when this is done.

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jaunte  May 3, 2019 • 10:37:18am
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 10:37:43am

The whole WH crux is “We’ve got the Presidency and you don’t.” Well, let’s first impeach the son of a bitch and then kick his ass in the election and put him on trial. Vlad won’t protect you then, Donald.

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Charles Johnson  May 3, 2019 • 10:37:52am
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Belafon  May 3, 2019 • 10:38:04am

re: #5 jaunte

McConnell.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 10:38:08am

re: #5 jaunte

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Not only should we impeach him, we should give him a one way ticket to ADA Florence.

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Scottish Dragon  May 3, 2019 • 10:38:15am
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jaunte  May 3, 2019 • 10:39:26am

re: #8 Belafon

Everyone involved in destroying the rule of law has NOT thought it through.

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Belafon  May 3, 2019 • 10:40:09am

re: #8 Belafon

McConnell.

Who is also not loyal to this country.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 10:40:51am

\re: #12 Belafon

Who is also not loyal to this country.

Huckabee Sanders

Barr

Javanka

Don Jr

Mulvaney

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Charles Johnson  May 3, 2019 • 10:40:58am
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 10:43:02am

re: #14 Charles Johnson

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He insists getting along with Russia and China is a good thing and it would be if the Russian government wasn’t subverting democracy around the world. And he has no room to talk given how he has no desire to get along with our actual allies like France, Germany, and Canada because they see through his bullshit.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 10:45:20am

You know though, this is alone to make me think Biden might be the best pick. I do want someone young and fresh but someone’s going to have to restore our allies confidence in us and I do think of everyone running that Biden represents that best. I’m beyond angry at how Trump repeatedly betrays the country and flaunts it and that liar Huckabee Sanders is there to taunt us. And Trump is completely okay with it. He’ll trash long time allies but he’ll never ever have a disparaging word for Putin. And the reason is because Putin owns his sorry ass.

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Belafon  May 3, 2019 • 10:46:41am

re: #16 HappyWarrior

You know though, this is alone to make me think Biden might be the best pick. I do want someone young and fresh but someone’s going to have to restore our allies confidence in us and I do think of everyone running that Biden represents that best. I’m beyond angry at how Trump repeatedly betrays the country and flaunts it and that liar Huckabee Sanders is there to taunt us. And Trump is completely okay with it. He’ll trash long time allies but he’ll never ever have a disparaging word for Putin. And the reason is because Putin owns his sorry ass.

What about him as SoS?

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 3, 2019 • 10:46:56am

On a lighter note…

A couple weeks ago, The Older Boy and I went to see “Captain Marvel” and there was a trailer for “Rocketman”, the Elton John biopic. It got me to start listening to my old Elton John albums - well, really, downloading the MP3s of them. On the way to work, I was listening to “Tiny Dancer”, on “Madman Across The Water”, and it occurred to me that there are two very different ways to parse the following line:

Jesus freaks out in the street.

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Interesting Times  May 3, 2019 • 10:47:20am

re: #16 HappyWarrior

You know though, this is alone to make me think Biden might be the best pick.

Sarah Kendzior couldn’t disagree more:

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 10:49:32am

re: #17 Belafon

What about him as SoS?

That would work. That’s not an endorsement. Just that I definitely understand why he’s got front runner status because I think a lot of people are thinking that. But you are right that HRC as SoS did wonders to restore confidence for Obama.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 3, 2019 • 10:50:25am
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  May 3, 2019 • 10:50:27am
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 10:50:34am

re: #19 Interesting Times

Sarah Kendzior couldn’t disagree more:

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That’s fair. I just don’t know who is the best choice after him that would have a great rapport with our allies.

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makeitstop  May 3, 2019 • 10:50:37am

What. The. Fucking. Fuck.

Let’s shine a little sunlight on this: when now-AG Bill Barr’s father, Donald Barr, was headmaster at the Dalton school in NYC, he hired a two-time college dropout to teach physics and calculus to high school students.

That teacher’s name was Jeffrey Epstein.

Fucking hell. This shit is so tangled up, I can’t even wrap my fucking brain around it.

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DangerMan  May 3, 2019 • 10:51:07am

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 10:51:19am

re: #21 Blind Frog Belly White

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Candece will be a subject of a Buzzfeed article down the road where she talks about how she “regrets” her role in what she’s done. Bank on it.

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I Would Prefer Not To  May 3, 2019 • 10:52:05am

OT. (boring work related)

Do any of my my fellow lizards have any contacts at Amazon’s Seller Central? I’m trying to sign my company up to sell our products (we sell pillows). Application keeps getting rejected by robots (this is not an exaggeration, auto replies that make little sense). The used to have a phone number, but took it down. Not much info is online except that everything has to be in the correct format.

Any help would be appreciated.

Example communication below.

Why is this happening?
We found that your account is related to another account that may not be used to sell on the site. Due to the nature of our business, we do not provide details on our investigation methods.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 10:52:26am

re: #24 makeitstop

What. The. Fucking. Fuck.

Fucking hell. This shit is so tangled up, I can’t even wrap my fucking brain around it.

This is how I felt when I saw Trump had ties to the Jupiter Massage Parlor.

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jaunte  May 3, 2019 • 10:53:26am
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gocart mozart  May 3, 2019 • 10:54:54am
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Ace Rothstein  May 3, 2019 • 10:56:35am

re: #30 gocart mozart

Hopefully they’re not capable of breeding either.

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makeitstop  May 3, 2019 • 10:57:05am

re: #28 HappyWarrior

This is how I felt when I saw Trump had ties to the Jupiter Message Parlor.

I’m literally at a loss for words here. These fuckers have been in cahoots for a long, long time.

The sex, the espionage, the money laundering, all of it. I’m starting to think they’ve been setting up the destruction of our country for years.

Stunned. Fucking stunned.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 3, 2019 • 10:58:32am

re: #31 Ace Rothstein

Hopefully they’re not capable of breeding either.

The threshold for that is remarkably low.

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jaunte  May 3, 2019 • 10:58:37am
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 10:59:20am

re: #29 jaunte

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I really want the next President to make life hell for Vlad. Make no mistake, what Vlad did to us was 21st century warfare.

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Ace Rothstein  May 3, 2019 • 10:59:24am

re: #28 HappyWarrior

Are the messages at the message parlor text messages, voice messages…?
/

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Teukka  May 3, 2019 • 10:59:43am

re: #24 makeitstop

WOAH. *blinks*

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 10:59:47am

re: #32 makeitstop

I’m literally at a loss for words here. These fuckers have been in cahoots for a long, long time.

The sex, the espionage, the money laundering, all of it. I’m starting to think they’ve been setting up the destruction of our country for years.

Stunned. Fucking stunned.

It’s crazy isn’t it?

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:00:26am

re: #36 Ace Rothstein

Are the messages at the message parlor text messages, voice messages…?
/

Ha ha, thanks.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 3, 2019 • 11:05:14am

re: #22 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Well, if Donald Trump looks presidential to you, it kinda shifts the window on what ‘extremist’ is.

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Romantic Heretic  May 3, 2019 • 11:05:26am

re: #6 HappyWarrior

The whole WH crux is “We’ve got the Presidency and you don’t.” Well, let’s first impeach the son of a bitch and then kick his ass in the election and put him on trial. Vlad won’t protect you then, Donald.

The exact opposite. A career KGB agent like Putin will ‘clean up loose ends’.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:06:54am

re: #41 Romantic Heretic

The exact opposite. A career KGB agent like Putin will ‘clean up loose ends’.

Yep. His usefulness to Vlad will be done as soon as he’s out of office.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 3, 2019 • 11:07:08am

At this point I want someone, anyone with the power to do so, to start going after Trump.

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Charles Johnson  May 3, 2019 • 11:07:24am

JFC!

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:07:52am

re: #44 Charles Johnson

JFC!

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They are so petrified of Trump or the right in general going after them for being “biased.”

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makeitstop  May 3, 2019 • 11:09:05am

Due to the ongoing shitsorm we’re living in, I missed this bit of news the other day..

Wonder if ol’ Gym is sweating bullets or just pissing himself right now…

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:09:53am

re: #46 makeitstop

Due to the ongoing shitsorm we’re living in, I missed this bit of news the other day..

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Wonder if ol’ Gym is sweating bullets or just pissing himself right now…

I forgot all about that since so much has happened. Man I would love to see him go down.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 3, 2019 • 11:11:51am

re: #45 HappyWarrior

They are so petrified of Trump or the right in general going after them for being “biased.”

They’re afraid of losing their precious “Access”.

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goddamnedfrank  May 3, 2019 • 11:13:50am

re: #16 HappyWarrior

You know though, this is alone to make me think Biden might be the best pick. I do want someone young and fresh but someone’s going to have to restore our allies confidence in us and I do think of everyone running that Biden represents that best. I’m beyond angry at how Trump repeatedly betrays the country and flaunts it and that liar Huckabee Sanders is there to taunt us. And Trump is completely okay with it. He’ll trash long time allies but he’ll never ever have a disparaging word for Putin. And the reason is because Putin owns his sorry ass.

I may intensely dislike Bernie and absolutely hate Trump but I’m not persuaded by the notion that the antidote to two egotistical old white guys is a third, slightly less overtly egotistical old white guy.

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jaunte  May 3, 2019 • 11:15:14am
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:16:32am

re: #49 goddamnedfrank

I may intensely dislike Bernie and absolutely hate Trump but I’m not persuaded by the notion that the antidote to two egotistical old white guys is a third, slightly less overtly egotistical old white guy.

Trust me he’s not my choice. I just can see why people would want him. Right now, I’m leaning Harris’s way. She’s got the right qualifications for the job. I just think one can’t underestimate the FP know how that Biden has. But as Belafon said, he could always be SoS or at the very least informally advise a President Harris.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:17:17am

You know who’s been really weak on Barr though? Bernie.

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Teukka  May 3, 2019 • 11:20:11am

re: #52 HappyWarrior

You know who’s been really weak on Barr though? Bernie.

Is it just me being in Europe, or has he said basically butkis about Barr?

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jaunte  May 3, 2019 • 11:23:02am
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Scottish Dragon  May 3, 2019 • 11:23:10am

re: #51 HappyWarrior

Trust me he’s not my choice. I just can see why people would want him. Right now, I’m leaning Harris’s way. She’s got the right qualifications for the job. I just think one can’t underestimate the FP know how that Biden has. But as Belafon said, he could always be SoS or at the very least informally advise a President Harris.

I really, really like Harris.

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gocart mozart  May 3, 2019 • 11:23:48am
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:23:50am

re: #53 Teukka

Is it just me being in Europe, or has he said basically butkis about Barr?

I think he had a statement but that’s it. He’s continuing to treat this administration like any other Republican one.

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jaunte  May 3, 2019 • 11:25:04am
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:25:34am

re: #55 Scottish Dragon

I really, really like Harris.

I do too. There are some things about her AG work that I disagree with but I A) Like her, B) think she has a progressive yet pragmatic agenda, & C) I think she’s immensely qualified for the job.

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goddamnedfrank  May 3, 2019 • 11:26:02am

Relevant to the discussion.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:26:09am

re: #58 jaunte

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Yeah but that cyberattack isn’t why Pompeo is SoS.

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Charles Johnson  May 3, 2019 • 11:26:55am
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gocart mozart  May 3, 2019 • 11:27:33am
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Romantic Heretic  May 3, 2019 • 11:27:54am

re: #48 Eclectic Cyborg

In this day and age they probably also fear for their lives.There was a reason Reporters without Borders added the US to its list of countries dangerous to journalists

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Romantic Heretic  May 3, 2019 • 11:30:13am

re: #56 gocart mozart

Someone should quote Heinlein at those douchenozzles.

It’s what you learn after you know it all that really counts.

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Romantic Heretic  May 3, 2019 • 11:32:36am

re: #63 gocart mozart

I guess it’s too much to expect him to cover Rage Against The Machine.

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KGxvi  May 3, 2019 • 11:35:19am

re: #3 I Would Prefer Not To

At this point, the only explanation is that they are trying to push us past the breaking point.

I sort of wonder what things would look like if we were to push past the breaking point. Completely hypothetically…

Let’s say things get so bad, we actually get the votes for a new constitutional convention. Like the convention of 1787, there’s no way it ends up being “just a few tweaks” to the existing constitution.

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Charles Johnson  May 3, 2019 • 11:35:31am
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:37:19am

re: #68 Charles Johnson

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Walks like a pretentious out of touch douche, quacks like a.

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KGxvi  May 3, 2019 • 11:37:51am

re: #63 gocart mozart

I’ll vote for who ever covers Pennywise’s Fuck Authority.

(obviously NSFW, I mean, see the title of the song)

Pennywise - “Fuck Authority”

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KGxvi  May 3, 2019 • 11:39:08am

re: #68 Charles Johnson

Reminds me of the old line that the difference between “crazy” and “eccentric” is a few million dollars. Given inflation, it’s probably about few hundred million dollars now, but the point still stands.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:39:18am

re: #70 KGxvi

I’ll vote for who ever covers Pennywise’s Fuck Authority.

(obviously NSFW, I mean, see the title of the song)

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Think Beto is the best bet there. He’s got the strongest punk cred of anyone running.

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gocart mozart  May 3, 2019 • 11:39:33am
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Blind Frog Belly White  May 3, 2019 • 11:40:25am

Trying to imagine the failed “intelligence” lessons for O’Keefe’s “Project Veritas” morons:

Instructor: Okay, so one important thing to remember …

Student: Hey, do we get fancy spy briefcases? You know, like James Bond carried?

Instructor: No, that’s just the movies. Now, again, it’s important that…

Student: What about drinks? I like Cosmos. Do I have to start drinking Vodka Martinis? I don’t like vermouth.

Instructor: No. Now, as I was sa…

Student: Watches! Do we get watches with lasers?

Instructor; NO! Now, class….

Student: Oooo! Oooo! Do we get to have sex with beautiful women? I’ve never had sex, so that’d be nice!

Instructor: STOP IT! There are no ‘spy drinks’, no special spy briefcases, no watches with lasers! And jesus, have NONE of you ever gotten laid?

Student: I got close once. My cousin let me feel her boob over her blouse…

Instructor: Christ. Okay, that’s enough for today! Let’s get a fresh start tomorrow.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:41:01am

re: #73 gocart mozart

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Yeah you have. You’re not entitled to a Facebook account, douchebag either. Go cry to your PrisonPlanet and InfoWars bedwetters.

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KGxvi  May 3, 2019 • 11:41:22am

re: #74 Blind Frog Belly White

Trying to imagine the failed “intelligence” lessons for O’Keefe’s “Project Veritas” morons:

Instructor: Okay, so one important thing to remember …

Student: Hey, do we get fancy spy briefcases? You know, like James Bond carried?

Instructor: No, that’s just the movies. Now, again, it’s important that…

Student: What about drinks? I like Cosmos. Do I have to start drinking Vodka Martinis? I don’t like vermouth.

Instructor: No. Now, as I was sa…

Student: Watches! Do we get watches with lasers?

Instructor; NO! Now, class….

Student: Oooo! Oooo! Do we get to have sex with beautiful women? I’ve never had sex, so that’d be nice!

Instructor: STOP IT! There are no ‘spy drinks’, no special spy briefcases, no watches with lasers! And jesus, have NONE of you ever gotten laid?

Student: I got close once. My cousin let me feel her boob over her blouse…

Instructor: Christ. Okay, that’s enough for today! Let’s get a fresh start tomorrow.

Nah, they just watched the first three seasons of Archer

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:42:01am

re: #74 Blind Frog Belly White

Trying to imagine the failed “intelligence” lessons for O’Keefe’s “Project Veritas” morons:

Instructor: Okay, so one important thing to remember …

Student: Hey, do we get fancy spy briefcases? You know, like James Bond carried?

Instructor: No, that’s just the movies. Now, again, it’s important that…

Student: What about drinks? I like Cosmos. Do I have to start drinking Vodka Martinis? I don’t like vermouth.

Instructor: No. Now, as I was sa…

Student: Watches! Do we get watches with lasers?

Instructor; NO! Now, class….

Student: Oooo! Oooo! Do we get to have sex with beautiful women? I’ve never had sex, so that’d be nice!

Instructor: STOP IT! There are no ‘spy drinks’, no special spy briefcases, no watches with lasers! And jesus, have NONE of you ever gotten laid?

Student: I got close once. My cousin let me feel her boob over her blouse…

Instructor: Christ. Okay, that’s enough for today! Let’s get a fresh start tomorrow.

This needs to be done in Archer animated style of course.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:42:14am

re: #76 KGxvi

Nah, they just watched the first three seasons of Archer

GTMA!

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 3, 2019 • 11:45:03am

re: #78 HappyWarrior

GTMA!

How about JK Simmons as the instructor, doing the “Upper Level CIA guy” from “Burn After Reading” voice, and H. John Benjamin from “Archer” as the student, doing…well, the same voice he does for literally every character he plays on any show, really.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:46:00am

re: #79 Blind Frog Belly White

How about JK Simmons as the instructor, doing the “Upper Level CIA guy” from “Burn After Reading” voice, and H. John Benjamin from “Archer” as the student, doing…well, the same voice he does for literally every character he plays on any show, really.

Yep. You got it down.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:49:02am

JK Simmons btw can play John Kelly in the movie too I just realized.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 3, 2019 • 11:50:47am

re: #74 Blind Frog Belly White

Day 2

Student: You know what would be cool to have? Ninja throwing stars!

Instructor: Huh? What the hell do you need ninja stars for?

Student: For like, killing people and stuff.

Instructor: Who said anything about killing people?!

Student: Have you ever used X-ray glasses?

Instructor: Those…aren’t real. That’s just stuff you see in movies.

Student: No, they’re real. Check out this guy on Youtube, he has proof!

Instructor: Sigh…

Instructor: Whatever, put your phones away and pay attention. Now, to effectively blend in you need to…

Student: Wear a red Trump hat wherever we go??

Instructor: Yes, the easiest way to blend in is to wear a GIANT RED HAT. NO, you idiot! Now be quiet and LISTEN.

Student: We are listening.

Instructor: No, you’re not.

Student: Yes, we are.

Instructor: ENOUGH. Okay, so to blend in you’ll need to have…

Student: Sunglasses? A striped suit? A black goatee?

Instructor: Oh, for fuck sakes.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:52:09am

re: #82 Eclectic Cyborg

Day 2

Student: You know what would be cool to have? Ninja throwing stars!

Instructor: Huh? What the hell do you need ninja stars for?

Student: For like, killing people and stuff.

Instructor: Who said anything about killing people?!

Student: Have you ever used X-ray glasses?

Instructor: Those…aren’t real. That’s just stuff you see in movies.

Student: No, they’re real. Check out this guy on Youtube, he has proof!

Instructor: Sigh…

Instructor: Whatever, put your phones away and pay attention. Now, to effectively blend in you need to…

Student: Wear a red Trump hat wherever we go??

Instructor: Yes, the easiest way to blend in is to wear a GIANT RED HAT. NO, you idiot! Now be quiet and LISTEN.

Student: We are listening.

Instructor: No, you’re not.

Student: Yes, we are.

Instructor: ENOUGH. Okay, so to blend in you’ll need to have…

Student: Sunglasses? A nice suit? A black goatee?

Instructor: Oh, for fuck sakes.

This needs to be done. I read this in Benjamin and Simmons’ voices.

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Charles Johnson  May 3, 2019 • 11:54:15am
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 11:54:51am

re: #84 Charles Johnson

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I’m sure it was.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 3, 2019 • 11:55:54am

re: #84 Charles Johnson

He wants reassurances from Vlad that he’s not totally fucked.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 11:56:44am

i wonder if Prince’s intelligence instructor gave up before or after O’Keefe’s binLaden at the border stunt…

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 3, 2019 • 11:57:13am

re: #87 Backwoods_Sleuth

i wonder if Prince’s intelligence instructor gave up before or after O’Keefe’s binLaden at the border stunt…

I would guess before…

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 3, 2019 • 11:57:25am

So it turns out that the NBC report that Trump discussed with Putin whether he should let McGahn testify was a misinterpretation of what the reporter said. To be fair, it DID sound like the kind of thing Trump would do, but NOT the kind of thing Sarah Sanders would admit to.

But, you know, discussing the Mueller Report with the Russian President who directed the election interference that the Mueller Report documented, but NOT apparently discussing the election interference? That, they admitted to.

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KGxvi  May 3, 2019 • 11:57:55am

re: #83 HappyWarrior

This needs to be done. I read this in Benjamin and Simmons’ voices.

Even if it’s Benjamin and Jessica Walter as Sterling and Malory, it would work.

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Chrysicat  May 3, 2019 • 11:58:59am
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Blind Frog Belly White  May 3, 2019 • 11:59:50am

re: #91 Chrysicat

Anthro?

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 12:00:01pm

re: #87 Backwoods_Sleuth

i wonder if Prince’s intelligence instructor gave up before or after O’Keefe’s binLaden at the border stunt…

Teacher: Okay so disguises are vital to blending in.
O’Keefe: I bought a Bin Laden Mask
Teacher: Disguises are about blending in.
O’Keefe: Yeah no one would suspect Bin Laden on the Southern border.
Teacher: firstly, he’s dead. Secondly-
O’Keefe: I paid 25 bucks for this at Costume City and I already removed the tag. They said no returns.
Teacher: Sigh, I hate my life

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 3, 2019 • 12:00:29pm

re: #91 Chrysicat

Also - don’t ask me. I can’t get Rango to understand the permanence of “No!”

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 12:00:53pm

re: #90 KGxvi

Even if it’s Benjamin and Jessica Walter as Sterling and Malory, it would work.

Yes.

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Chrysicat  May 3, 2019 • 12:01:37pm

re: #92 Blind Frog Belly White

Anthro?

Obligatory reminder that I’m a furry.

An “anthro[pomorphic] dog” would be another member of said culture, who ID’s canine to my mainly-feline-and-vulpine :-P

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KGxvi  May 3, 2019 • 12:01:57pm

re: #91 Chrysicat

My sister had a corgi that at a very young age was taught “leave it” and “wait” along with “ok” for go. I think that’s one of those things you have to instill very, very early.

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EPR-radar  May 3, 2019 • 12:02:50pm

re: #86 Eclectic Cyborg

He wants reassurances from Vlad that he’s not totally fucked.

Like every authoritarian, Trump has only two modes: being a tyrant, and cringing and scraping at his master’s feet.

It looks like today was a cringing and scraping day.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 3, 2019 • 12:02:54pm

re: #96 Chrysicat

Obligatory reminder that I’m a furry.

An “anthro[pomorphic] dog” would be another member of said culture, who ID’s canine to my mainly-feline-and-vulpine :-P

Ah.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 12:03:54pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 12:05:53pm
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Chrysicat  May 3, 2019 • 12:06:21pm

re: #97 KGxvi

He’s probably about 2 or 2 1/2 and was likely feral until 4 months ago. That said, he’s house-trained successfully and has learned “leave it”, but I have to say it—and thus treat him—about 20-25 times when we’re out in the (very wild) yard for about 25 minutes because he investigates every little clump of bushes that’s hiding some ‘local resident’.

It sometimes almost seems like he’s hunting less to try to catch the prey and more to force me to reward him for leaving it.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 12:07:35pm

Teacher: So keep a low profile.
Student: Is it okay if I tell Fox News, I want my mom to see how badass I am.
Teacher: Uh no
Student: Breitbart then.
Teacher; Espionage is about blending in. If you do your job….
Student: But what’s the fun in being a spy if no one knows about it?
Teacher: NO ONE is supposed to know. I quit.
Student: Man he was mean.

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jaunte  May 3, 2019 • 12:07:37pm

May the cosmos protect me from ever being described as a “manfluencer.”

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KGxvi  May 3, 2019 • 12:08:58pm

re: #102 Chrysicat

He’s probably about 2 or 2 1/2 and was likely feral until 4 months ago. That said, he’s house-trained successfully and has learned “leave it”, but I have to say it—and thus treat him—about 20-25 times when we’re out in the (very wild) yard for about 25 minutes because he investigates every little clump of bushes that’s hiding some ‘local resident’.

It sometimes almost seems like he’s hunting less to try to catch the prey and more to force me to reward him for leaving it.

It’s quite possible he’s trying to reverse Pavlov train you.

It’s also equally possible that he’s just curious.

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KGxvi  May 3, 2019 • 12:10:05pm

re: #100 Backwoods_Sleuth

I wonder how many people Rudy secured convictions on for obstruction of justice when he couldn’t prove an underlying crime? And I wonder how many of them are now asking lawyers if they can get their convictions overturned?

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gocart mozart  May 3, 2019 • 12:10:12pm
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gocart mozart  May 3, 2019 • 12:11:06pm
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 12:11:29pm

re: #106 KGxvi

I wonder how many people Rudy secured convictions on for obstruction of justice when he couldn’t prove an underlying crime? And I wonder how many of them are now asking lawyers if they can get their convictions overturned?

Damn good question. Rudy has really debased himself. Never was a fan but man he’s such a blatant hack.

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KGxvi  May 3, 2019 • 12:13:43pm

re: #109 HappyWarrior

Damn good question. Rudy has really debased himself. Never was a fan but man he’s such a blatant hack.

There was a time when I thought he could have moved the party to a more socially liberal or at least socially tolerant place, but those days are long past. And I really don’t understand why he (or really anyone in what is left of the GOP establishment) was so willing to ride or die with Trump.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 12:13:44pm

I just realized who would be a perfect Bannon had he not died, Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 12:14:19pm

re: #110 KGxvi

There was a time when I thought he could have moved the party to a more socially liberal or at least socially tolerant place, but those days are long past. And I really don’t understand why he (or really anyone in what is left of the GOP establishment) was so willing to ride or die with Trump.

Partisanship imo. Same reason for Barr.

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EPR-radar  May 3, 2019 • 12:16:35pm

re: #110 KGxvi

There was a time when I thought he could have moved the party to a more socially liberal or at least socially tolerant place, but those days are long past. And I really don’t understand why he (or really anyone in what is left of the GOP establishment) was so willing to ride or die with Trump.

The GOP establishment is scared to death of the pig-people. The establishment did what little they could to stop Trump in the 2016 primary, including an effort on Fox News, without the slightest apparent effect. So now they are just hoping to get more tax cuts out of the circus.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 12:18:11pm

I think initially you can’t dismiss the deep seated sexism and hatred of HRC as a factor too.

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goddamnedfrank  May 3, 2019 • 12:20:36pm

If you want to feel like some kind of goddamned Kaiju just try to shop for quality made in Japan clothing while having 20 inch shoulders. It’s fucking great, no matter how much weight I lose some of these brands will always say I’m a triple or even quad XL.

Assholes.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 12:21:49pm

re: #110 KGxvi

There was a time when I thought he could have moved the party to a more socially liberal or at least socially tolerant place, but those days are long past. And I really don’t understand why he (or really anyone in what is left of the GOP establishment) was so willing to ride or die with Trump.

Blackmail

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 12:23:37pm

re: #116 Backwoods_Sleuth

Blackmail

oh, and there’s always that serious connection with the Mob

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KGxvi  May 3, 2019 • 12:24:31pm

To quote the great Nina Simone, Mississippi Goddamn:

School officials in Mississippi named a white student the salutatorian of a recently integrated high school over a black student with better grades “to prevent white flight,” according to a new federal lawsuit.

Nina Simone: Mississippi Goddam

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calochortus  May 3, 2019 • 12:25:08pm

re: #115 goddamnedfrank

If you want to feel like some kind of goddamned Kaiju just try to shop for quality made in Japan clothing while having 20 inch shoulders. It’s fucking great, no matter how much weight I lose some of these brands will always say I’m a triple or even quad XL.

Assholes.

Welcome to the world women have faced for years. Even back when I was 25 pounds lighter, I was an extra large because 5’10” and a sturdy bone structure.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 12:25:15pm

re: #118 KGxvi

To quote the great Nina Simone, Mississippi Goddamn:

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Jesus.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  May 3, 2019 • 12:26:35pm

re: #44 Charles Johnson

JFC!

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It’s NOT that the. Corporate Controlled Conservative Press fails to state that Trump lies in his Tweets.

It’s that they WON’T!

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  May 3, 2019 • 12:28:12pm

Close but no Darwin: Survived with serious injuries.
Visitor crosses barrier and falls 70 feet into the Kilauea volcano’s crater

A visitor to Hawaii Volcanoes National Park climbed past the metal railing, lost his footing and fell into the Kilauea volcano caldera, according to Ben Hayes, spokesperson with the National Park Service.

Hayes said on Wednesday evening, authorities got a call that a man had fallen into the caldera — the crater formed by previous volcanic activity. He was with a group, which is why the call came in instantly.
“He had crossed over a metal railing to get closer to the cliff edge where he lost his footing and fell in,” Hayes said. “Park officials immediately launched a search and rescue operation with the Hawaii County Fire Department and around 9 p.m. local time search and rescue located the man. He was seriously injured, perched on a narrow ledge 70 feet from the cliff edge.”

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Scottish Dragon  May 3, 2019 • 12:29:16pm

re: #107 gocart mozart

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Please put behind a private tag. I just saw that and I’m glad no students were nearby.

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Scottish Dragon  May 3, 2019 • 12:29:57pm

re: #122 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Close but no Darwin: Survived with serious injuries.
Visitor crosses barrier and falls 70 feet into the Kilauea volcano’s crater

Idiot.

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calochortus  May 3, 2019 • 12:32:10pm

And on a lighter note. Ants are eating my rosebuds. Actually, it’s OK. They are winter ants and are just porking up for their summer slumbers. The funny thing is that they love my “Gertrude Jekyll” and really aren’t interested in the “Perdita” or the “Cecile Brunner.” I assume the fresh rose buds are high in sugars, and Gertrude Jekyll must be particularly sweet.

They leave them alone when the buds break open, and they’ll be heading deep underground soon so won’t have a long term effect on the blooms. They’re natives, so we’re just leaving them to do their thing.

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lawhawk  May 3, 2019 • 12:32:33pm

re: #76 KGxvi

Danger zone!
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Teukka  May 3, 2019 • 12:35:05pm

re: #124 Scottish Dragon

Idiot.

At-risk survivor” is the correct term.

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Belafon  May 3, 2019 • 12:37:46pm

re: #26 HappyWarrior

Candece will be a subject of a Buzzfeed article down the road where she talks about how she “regrets” her role in what she’s done. Bank on it.

You realize this is Candece we’re talking about, right? We’ll probably get an article about her grandfather.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 12:38:54pm
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 12:39:36pm

re: #128 Belafon

You realize this is Candece we’re talking about, right? We’ll probably get an article about her grandfather.

In any case, she’s going to discover those she thought were her friends weren’t.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 12:40:08pm

re: #129 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Of course not. You don’t like making Daddy Vlad angry.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 12:43:15pm

oh

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lawhawk  May 3, 2019 • 12:43:28pm

re: #100 Backwoods_Sleuth

Rudy used to prosecute mobsters and terrorists on obstruction charges. He knows damned well that you can indict and convict on the obstruction even if you can’t prove the underlying crime.

But here’s the rub. You can prove the underlying crimes vis a vis Trump. Mueller indictated as much and but for DOJ rules, he would have indicted. Instead, he stated explicitly that Congress is the express venue to address Trump’s malfeasance, which means impeachment and removal from office.

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sagehen  May 3, 2019 • 12:49:24pm

re: #133 lawhawk

Rudy used to prosecute mobsters and terrorists on obstruction charges. He knows damned well that you can indict and convict on the obstruction even if you can’t prove the underlying crime.

Martha Stewart.

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Chrysicat  May 3, 2019 • 12:49:32pm
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Chrysicat  May 3, 2019 • 12:50:31pm

re: #135 Chrysicat

Or, y’know, the one I meant to embed, my own:

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  May 3, 2019 • 12:55:51pm

Most adorable Russian spy yet! washingtonpost.com

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I Would Prefer Not To  May 3, 2019 • 12:59:24pm

Here’s the hill I think we should die on.

Impeach trump for the following:

NOT PROTECTING OUR ELECTIONS.

The Mueller report was clear that Russia interfered. Trump doesn’t even acknowledge there is a problem. Reason enough why he shouldn’t be president.

Doesn’t matter if we lose in the Senate. Don’t know to your try, present the evidence. I will not support Democrats who don’t fight.

If not now, when?

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KGxvi  May 3, 2019 • 1:03:17pm

So, apparently, Senator Butters has decided to go full “Simpsons did it” and become Senator Sideshow Bob and step on some rakes:

Senate Judiciary Chairman Lindsey Graham sent a letter to special counsel Robert Mueller on Friday asking whether Mueller felt Attorney General William Barr misrepresented their phone conversation in his Senate testimony this week.

Can’t see how this doesn’t go bad for Butters.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  May 3, 2019 • 1:04:42pm

re: #113 EPR-radar

The GOP establishment is scared to death of the pig-people. The establishment did what little they could to stop Trump in the 2016 primary, including an effort on Fox News, without the slightest apparent effect. So now they are just hoping to get more tax cuts out of the circus.

AND more rubber stamps on the courts.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 1:06:08pm

re: #139 KGxvi

So, apparently, Senator Butters has decided to go full “Simpsons did it” and become Senator Sideshow Bob and step on some rakes:

Can’t see how this doesn’t go bad for Butters.

Somehow he remains popular in South Carolina.

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Jack Burton  May 3, 2019 • 1:08:08pm

re: #138 I Would Prefer Not To

There were 11 articles of impeachment brought against Andrew Johnson. Two of them were basically: “Insulting Congress in speeches” and “Bringing disgrace to the Office”.

Clownstick’s shenanigans with heads of the FBI and DOJ are similar to what the other 9 charges were (having to do with appointments in the Department of War, trying to bypass Senate approval, etc.).

Even if there was no Russia issue or none of the other myriad of crimes he’s involved in, this alone is worthy of bringing an impeachment based on historical context.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  May 3, 2019 • 1:09:21pm

re: #141 HappyWarrior

Somehow he remains popular in South Carolina.

Too small to be a country, too large to be an insane asylum.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 1:10:31pm

re: #143 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Too small to be a country, too large to be an insane asylum.

Yep.

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KGxvi  May 3, 2019 • 1:12:42pm

re: #141 HappyWarrior

Somehow he remains popular in South Carolina.

According to this poll, he’s only at 51/36 approval. Trump meanwhile is 43/46 in South Carolina, which seems… crazy.

And more fun, the guys on PSA mentioned yesterday that apparently McConnell has an 18% approval rating in Kentucky. I can’t find the poll, but if that’s true, that seems… not good for him.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 1:14:19pm

re: #145 KGxvi

According to this poll, he’s only at 51/36 approval. Trump meanwhile is 43/46 in South Carolina, which seems… crazy.

And more fun, the guys on PSA mentioned yesterday that apparently McConnell has an 18% approval rating in Kentucky. I can’t find the poll, but if that’s true, that seems… not good for him.

I think Mitch could actually lose this time.

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ipsos  May 3, 2019 • 1:15:01pm

re: #94 Blind Frog Belly White

Also - don’t ask me. I can’t get Rango to understand the permanence of “No!”

When we solve that, can we get my beast to stop pulling so hard when I walk her? Today she yanked so hard on a muddy patch of sidewalk that she took me down with her. Ripped my jeans, scraped my knee and everything.

If she weren’t so damn cute…

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calochortus  May 3, 2019 • 1:15:22pm

re: #146 HappyWarrior

I think Mitch could actually lose this time.

And I’d be just fine with that.

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DangerMan  May 3, 2019 • 1:15:43pm

re: #126 lawhawk

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Danger zone!

hmm?

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DangerMan  May 3, 2019 • 1:16:43pm

re: #129 Backwoods_Sleuth

REPORTER: During your phone call with Putin, did you ask him not to meddle in the upcoming presidential election?

TRUMP: “We didn’t discuss that.”

EFFING simple FOLLOWUP: “Why not?”

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Belafon  May 3, 2019 • 1:17:18pm
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calochortus  May 3, 2019 • 1:17:42pm

re: #145 KGxvi

According to this poll, he’s only at 51/36 approval. Trump meanwhile is 43/46 in South Carolina, which seems… crazy.

And more fun, the guys on PSA mentioned yesterday that apparently McConnell has an 18% approval rating in Kentucky. I can’t find the poll, but if that’s true, that seems… not good for him.

I’m seeing approval ratings of 33-34% for him. But that’s not good either. For him anyway.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 1:19:35pm

re: #151 Belafon

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I’m warming up to her. I think she would be great.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 1:20:13pm

re: #148 calochortus

And I’d be just fine with that.

Wouldn’t we all. Well except Mitch.

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calochortus  May 3, 2019 • 1:20:21pm

Anyhoo, we’re having friends over for dinner tonight and for once in my life I have a totally do-ahead menu so I can be in the living room with the guests and not in the kitchen. The downside of do-ahead is that you have to actually do it ahead. Which would be now.

I’ll still be able to keep an eye out for Friday afternoon news dumps. Hope springs eternal.

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DangerMan  May 3, 2019 • 1:21:21pm

re: #138 I Would Prefer Not To

Here’s the hill I think we should die on.

Impeach trump for the following:

NOT PROTECTING OUR ELECTIONS.

The Mueller report was clear that Russia interfered. Trump doesn’t even acknowledge there is a problem. Reason enough why he shouldn’t be president.

Doesn’t matter if we lose in the Senate. Don’t know to your try, present the evidence. I will not support Democrats who don’t fight.

If not now, when?

i’d like to see it be one of a very very long list grouped in volumes like:
- explicit constitutional crimes
- actual, you know, felonies
- dereliction of duty of the office
etc

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A Three Hour Tour  May 3, 2019 • 1:21:38pm

re: #145 KGxvi

According to this poll, he’s only at 51/36 approval. Trump meanwhile is 43/46 in South Carolina, which seems… crazy.

And more fun, the guys on PSA mentioned yesterday that apparently McConnell has an 18% approval rating in Kentucky. I can’t find the poll, but if that’s true, that seems… not good for him.

That 18% approval poll for McConnell in Kentucky crossed my Facebook dash a few days back. I shared it without checking it out. Turned out that it was from 2017.

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Dave In Austin  May 3, 2019 • 1:22:35pm

I’m locked out for a week because I cursed at Susan Sarandon last nite. I was booted literally 5 sec. after I told her to fuck off and die.

Yeah yeah I know. I don’t care much anymore.
Any who…. My Congressman if anyone cares to comment.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 3, 2019 • 1:23:36pm

re: #142 Jack Burton

There were 11 articles of impeachment brought against Andrew Johnson. Two of them were basically: “Insulting Congress in speeches” and “Bringing disgrace to the Office”.

Clownstick’s shenanigans with heads of the FBI and DOJ are similar to what the other 9 charges were (having to do with appointments in the Department of War, trying to bypass Senate approval, etc.).

Even if there was no Russia issue or none of the other myriad of crimes he’s involved in, this alone is worthy of bringing an impeachment based on historical context.

And Johnson, facing a hostile Senate, escaped conviction. Yes, he should be impeached but only after Nancy has had sufficient hearings to persuade an unbiased jury of Trump’s guilt. Unfortunately, we are facing a situation where the entire Republican Party is compromised by a hostile enemy and where tens of millions of Americans support this relationship. And is there a single Republican out there who is capable of changing their existing views by reading the Mueller Report? Who is becoming concerned about the fate of our nation under the rule of this crime family?

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DangerMan  May 3, 2019 • 1:23:57pm

re: #155 calochortus

Anyhoo, we’re having friends over for dinner tonight and for once in my life I have a totally do-ahead menu so I can be in the living room with the guests and not in the kitchen. The downside of do-ahead is that you have to actually do it ahead. Which would be now.

I’ll still be able to keep an eye out for Friday afternoon news dumps. Hope springs eternal.

what’s on the menu?

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Barefoot Grin  May 3, 2019 • 1:24:22pm

re: #111 HappyWarrior

I just realized who would be a perfect Bannon had he not died, Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

I think he could still pull it off.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  May 3, 2019 • 1:24:51pm

re: #146 HappyWarrior

I think Mitch could actually lose this time.

We’ll see if the Democrats can recruit a formidable candidate. Mitch always has a huge war chest and very effective negative ads. Kentucky is old, white and poorly educated; the heart of Trump country.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  May 3, 2019 • 1:26:32pm

re: #159 Hecuba’s daughter

And Johnson, facing a hostile Senate, escaped conviction. Yes, he should be impeached but only after Nancy has had sufficient hearings to persuade an unbiased jury of Trump’s guilt. Unfortunately, we are facing a situation where the entire Republican Party is compromised by a hostile enemy and where tens of millions of Americans support this relationship. And is there a single Republican out there who is capable of changing their existing views by reading the Mueller Report? Who is becoming concerned about the fate of our nation under the rule of this crime family?

A few; not nearly enough.

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Belafon  May 3, 2019 • 1:27:44pm

re: #162 NO SMOCKING GUN!

We’ll see if the Democrats can recruit a formidable candidate. Mitch always has a huge war chest and very effective negative ads. Kentucky is old, white and poorly educated; the heart of Trump country.

Amy McGrath is running against him.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 3, 2019 • 1:27:50pm

re: #162 NO SMOCKING GUN!

We’ll see if the Democrats can recruit a formidable candidate. Mitch always has a huge war chest and very effective negative ads. Kentucky is old, white and poorly educated; the heart of Trump country.

It’s certainly possible that he would lose to someone even more extreme. Isn’t that what happened to Cantor? Kentucky is Trumpland.

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gocart mozart  May 3, 2019 • 1:29:08pm
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Chrysicat  May 3, 2019 • 1:30:02pm

Tweeted right around when the announcement went official, but for some reason not yet embedded here:

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Chrysicat  May 3, 2019 • 1:31:11pm

re: #167 Chrysicat

Tweeted right around when the announcement went official, but for some reason not yet embedded here:

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That said, I have more confidence in Mayor Pete’s electibility, and a lot of that went out the window when he coseyed up to Goop Paltrow…

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 1:31:59pm

re: #162 NO SMOCKING GUN!

We’ll see if the Democrats can recruit a formidable candidate. Mitch always has a huge war chest and very effective negative ads. Kentucky is old, white and poorly educated; the heart of Trump country.

McGrath seems like a good candidate to me.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 1:32:34pm

re: #162 NO SMOCKING GUN!

We’ll see if the Democrats can recruit a formidable candidate. Mitch always has a huge war chest and very effective negative ads. Kentucky is old, white and poorly educated; the heart of Trump country.

Amy has already agreed

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 3, 2019 • 1:33:34pm

re: #165 Hecuba’s daughter

It’s certainly possible that he would lose to someone even more extreme. Isn’t that what happened to Cantor? Kentucky is Trumpland.

Cantor lost because he is Jewish. True story.

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KGxvi  May 3, 2019 • 1:34:49pm

re: #156 DangerMan

i’d like to see it be one of a very very long list grouped in volumes like:
- explicit constitutional crimes
- actual, you know, felonies
- dereliction of duty of the office
etc

A few categories:

The obvious — There’s at least 9 articles for obstruction of justice. Probably 3-4 articles for violations of the emoluments clauses. Contempt of Congress. Obstruction of Congress. Violations of campaign finance laws - he’s an unindicted co-conspirator in the SDNY int he Michael Cohen case; and seeking in kind contributions from Russia and other foreign entities (the emails). Corruption and graft (this has been charges multiple times in history).

The less obvious but still important if you want to reign in the executive branch - Violations of the War Powers Act in Yemen and (possibly to come) Venezuela. Several counts of abuse of power (everything from kids in cages to denying asylum to declaring a national emergency in the face of Congressional opposition to granting security clearances to those who did not pass background checks). Failure to see the law is faithfully executed (refusal to defend valid laws in Court, including the ACA).

The unique to time and place — Nepotism.

The likely to come out in time: Making false financial disclosures. Tax evasion.

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Jack Burton  May 3, 2019 • 1:35:25pm

re: #159 Hecuba’s daughter

1 vote short, with far less against him. I was just pointing out how low the bar for this actually is, while everyone is acting as though it’s not been reached yet. (What is required for some people? A Babylon 5 President Morgan-like turn the nukes on ourselves moment?)

That said, Pelosi is already doing impeachment hearings, just not calling them that yet.

Even if they are not successful, Democrats have a ready made campaign for 2020: Fuckface von Clownstick is a criminal agent of Russia, and the Republican party is complicit. Save America, vote for us.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 1:36:17pm
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 1:39:10pm

Finally listening to the Mueller Report on Audible.

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DangerMan  May 3, 2019 • 1:40:46pm

re: #81 HappyWarrior

JK Simmons btw can play John Kelly in the movie too I just realized.

hey, kelly’s got a new gig:

John Kelly has joined the board of the company operating the largest shelter for unaccompanied migrant children, CBS News reports

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 1:41:26pm

re: #176 DangerMan

hey, kelly’s got a new gig:

Jeezus.

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KGxvi  May 3, 2019 • 1:41:55pm

re: #173 Jack Burton

1 vote short, with far less against him. I was just pointing out how low the bar for this actually is, while everyone is acting as though it’s not been reached yet. (What is required for some people? A Babylon 5 President Morgan-like turn the nukes on ourselves moment?)

That said, Pelosi is already doing impeachment hearings, just not calling them that yet.

Even if they are not successful, Democrats have a ready made campaign for 2020: Fuckface von Clownstick is a criminal agent of Russia, and the Republican party is complicit. Save America, vote for us.

To be fair to Johnson (and I think Johnson was wrong while the radical Republicans were right on reconstruction), the Tenure of Office Act was passed essentially to put him in a position to be impeached.

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DangerMan  May 3, 2019 • 1:44:16pm

re: #177 HappyWarrior

Jeezus.

“Caliburn is the parent company of Comprehensive Health Services, which operates Homestead [Florida] and three other shelters for unaccompanied migrant children in Texas.”

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 1:45:48pm

re: #179 DangerMan

“Caliburn is the parent company of Comprehensive Health Services, which operates Homestead [Florida] and three other shelters for unaccompanied migrant children in Texas.”

Grift.

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Chrysicat  May 3, 2019 • 1:46:31pm

re: #171 Eclectic Cyborg

Cantor lost because he is Jewish. True story.

One of those times when an upding just doesn’t feel right, because it’s such a disgusting—but totally accurate—statement.

I would guess most non-Jewish Kentuckians, at least outside Covington and Lervill, feel that ‘every Jew really has dual citizenship with Israel” at best, just like Trumpatine. (At worst, they feel the Jews’ American citizenships are invalid).

I don’t get it. Out here in Colorado, I’m not sure that even 10% of the state population is legitimately-Antisemitic, and I’ve never actually seen one willing to admit it (and I was passing as an unconfirmed-Methodist boy teen in the 90s). Though maybe Colorado Springs evangelicalism is that way. The mainstreamers ain’t, though I will admit that my sister left Methodism as “too liberal” and at least 2 out of her 3 churches since have appropriated the Feast of Tabernacles, which I don’t know if that’s trying to usurp the Jewish G*d by following the laws of the Tanakh or not.

Still, she sees Jews as “just another American” herself, too, not as a fifth column.

And then you get to “true evangelicalism”, Talibengelical religion, where they despise Jews, but can no longer kill them, because “Israel exists and we need to deport them there where they can die to fuel the LORD’s return”. I almost have a harder time wrapping my head around that, and that that’s what most Christian Zionists were really doing by welcoming even the existence of Israel, than I do the crap the Nazis pulled.

Am I off-base in painting the Teavangelicals that way?

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 1:48:22pm

re: #181 Chrysicat

One of those times when an upding just doesn’t feel right, because it’s such a disgusting—but totally accurate—statement.

I would guess most non-Jewish Kentuckians, at least outside Covington and Lervill, feel that ‘every Jew really has dual citizenship with Israel” at best, just like Trumpatine. (At worst, they feel the Jews’ American citizenships are invalid.

I don’t get it. Out here in Colorado, I’m not sure that even 10% of the state population is legitimately-Antisemitic, and I’ve never actually seen one willing to admit it (and I was passing as an unconfirmed-Methodist boy teen in the 90s). Though maybe Colorado Springs evangelicalism is that way. The mainstreamers ain’t, though I will admit that my sister left Methodism as “too liberal” and at least 2 out of her 3 churches since have appropriated the Feast of Tabernacles, which I don’t know if that’s trying to usurp the Jewish G*d by following the laws of the Tanakh or not.

Still, she sees Jews as “just another American” herself, too, not as a fifth column.

And then you get to “true evangelicalism”, Talibengelical religion, where they despise Jews, but can no longer kill them, because “Israel exists and we need to deport them there where they can die to fuel the LORD’s return”. I almost have a harder time wrapping my head around that, and that that’s what most Christian Zionists were really doing by welcoming even the existence of Israel, than I do the crap the Nazis pulled.

Am I off-base in painting the Teavangelicals that way?

I think you got them. Evangelicals will talk about how they support Israel but also use Antisemitic tropes.

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EPR-radar  May 3, 2019 • 1:52:29pm

re: #178 KGxvi

To be fair to Johnson (and I think Johnson was wrong while the radical Republicans were right on reconstruction), the Tenure of Office Act was passed essentially to put him in a position to be impeached.

The bottom line is that Congress can impeach the President for anything it damn well pleases, and IIRC that’s pretty much how the founders hoped it would be — the President faithfully executing laws as passed by Congress under perpetual threat of removal from office.

The imperial presidency that we have would have horrified the founders (probably even Hamilton himself), since it is now clear that political inertia is the only real check on the president’s power (at least if he is a Republican).

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 1:53:36pm

re: #181 Chrysicat

One of those times when an upding just doesn’t feel right, because it’s such a disgusting—but totally accurate—statement.

I would guess most non-Jewish Kentuckians, at least outside Covington and Lervill, feel that ‘every Jew really has dual citizenship with Israel” at best, just like Trumpatine. (At worst, they feel the Jews’ American citizenships are invalid).

How on earth do you go from Cantor losing in Virginia because he’s Jewish to making such a blanket (and completely baseless) statement about Kentuckians?

also, I’m trying to figure out what “Lervill” means.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 3, 2019 • 1:54:33pm

re: #184 Backwoods_Sleuth

I believe by “Lerville” she is referring to Louisville, KY.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 1:56:08pm

re: #185 Eclectic Cyborg

I believe by “Lerville” she is referring to Louisville, KY.

thought so, but don’t know why she seems to think Covington and Louisville are some sort of localized hotbeds of Judaism in Kentucky.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 1:57:35pm

and still trying to figure out what Cantor has to do with any of it

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Patricia Kayden  May 3, 2019 • 1:58:00pm

re: #176 DangerMan

hey, kelly’s got a new gig:

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BlueSpotinAL  May 3, 2019 • 1:59:00pm

re: #157 A Three Hour Tour

That 18% approval poll for McConnell in Kentucky crossed my Facebook dash a few days back. I shared it without checking it out. Turned out that it was from 2017.

Should be lower now. //

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Eric The Fruit Bat  May 3, 2019 • 1:59:34pm

re: #173 Jack Burton

(What is required for some people? A Babylon 5 President Morgan-like turn the nukes on ourselves moment?)

President Clark - where ISN was gushing over Clark’s “widely successful” martial law….

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The Vicious Babushka  May 3, 2019 • 2:00:03pm

re: #107 gocart mozart

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That’s a Photoshop. I don’t even know why someone would bother to make a fake picture when there are so many real nude pictures of Melania.

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gocart mozart  May 3, 2019 • 2:05:17pm
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 2:06:57pm

re: #192 gocart mozart

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Scottish Dragon  May 3, 2019 • 2:07:29pm

re: #188 Patricia Kayden

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MsJ  May 3, 2019 • 2:10:52pm

re: #19 Interesting Times

Sarah Kendzior couldn’t disagree more:

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Unhelpful at best. Damn close to purity pony bullshit.

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Jay C  May 3, 2019 • 2:12:31pm

re: #187 Backwoods_Sleuth

and still trying to figure out what Cantor has to do with any of it

Not wrt Kentucky, anyway. I thought Eric Cantor’s fate was usually framed as a “classic” case of the Establishment Party Stalwart getting sandbagged by his constituents in favor of the Extremist-but-Popular Insurgent.

That he was also virtually the last Jewish Republican in any serious national office was probably irrelevant.

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gocart mozart  May 3, 2019 • 2:13:46pm

re: #193 HappyWarrior

Bernie made money selling his book instead of giving it away free because socialist hypocrite or something.

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gocart mozart  May 3, 2019 • 2:14:14pm
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 2:16:32pm

re: #197 gocart mozart

Bernie made money selling his book instead of giving it away free because socialist hypocrite or something.

God don’t make me defend Bernie but that’s so stupid.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 2:18:14pm

re: #198 gocart mozart

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jaunte  May 3, 2019 • 2:18:29pm
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 2:19:13pm

re: #196 Jay C

Not wrt Kentucky, anyway. I thought Eric Cantor’s fate was usually framed as a “classic” case of the Establishment Party Stalwart getting sandbagged by his constituents in favor of the Extremist-but-Popular Insurgent.

That he was also virtually the last Jewish Republican in any serious national office was probably irrelevant.

I would agree with that. I know Cantor’s district. It’s more classic right wing economic snobs tho they did elect a Democrat.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 2:20:11pm

re: #201 jaunte

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The Vicious Babushka  May 3, 2019 • 2:20:18pm

re: #200 HappyWarrior

Yeah the Nazis banned people from a private social media platform. Stop cosplaying Holocaust victims for your own agenda. When I joined Facebook, old assholes like Beck couldn’t even join and no one was crying that was censorship let alone akin to the Holocaust.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 2:21:16pm

re: #204 The Vicious Babushka

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jaunte  May 3, 2019 • 2:21:38pm
my piece explaining that the @facebook ban is not the same as the holocaust

We are truly living in absurd times.

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KGxvi  May 3, 2019 • 2:23:03pm

re: #200 HappyWarrior

Yeah the Nazis banned people from a private social media platform. Stop cosplaying Holocaust victims for your own agenda. When I joined Facebook, old assholes like Beck couldn’t even join and no one was crying that was censorship let alone akin to the Holocaust.

That was before people figured out how to monetize social media beyond mere ads. Now, there’s real money to be made there

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Barefoot Grin  May 3, 2019 • 2:23:27pm

re: #202 HappyWarrior

I would agree with that. I know Cantor’s district. It’s more classic right wing economic snobs tho they did elect a Democrat.

Yeah, I was in Ashland at the time. Lots of Brat signs; only a few anti-Cantor signs.

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jaunte  May 3, 2019 • 2:23:39pm

“…So how does climate change impact the water cycle?”
climaterealityproject.org

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KGxvi  May 3, 2019 • 2:24:10pm

re: #206 jaunte

We are truly living in absurd times.

Whole new spin on “may you live in interesting times”

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 2:24:30pm

re: #206 jaunte

We are truly living in absurd times.

That this even needs to be written is infuriating. Even before they were murdered and interned, Europe’s Jews had their property stolen, civil rights taken, & countries invaded. It’d be nice if these people stopped the bs pretense of caring about Jews because they clearly don’t as they make a mockery of a genocide.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 2:25:19pm

re: #207 KGxvi

That was before people figured out how to monetize social media beyond mere ads. Now, there’s real money to be made there

True. I miss that FB. It was just a way to stay in touch with friends at other schools sigh.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 2:25:27pm

re: #196 Jay C

Not wrt Kentucky, anyway. I thought Eric Cantor’s fate was usually framed as a “classic” case of the Establishment Party Stalwart getting sandbagged by his constituents in favor of the Extremist-but-Popular Insurgent.

That he was also virtually the last Jewish Republican in any serious national office was probably irrelevant.

I think another aspect was Cantor’s belief that he was safe and didn’t have to work much for re-election.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 2:26:20pm

re: #208 Barefoot Grin

Yeah, I was in Ashland at the time. Lots of Brat signs; only a few anti-Cantor signs.

Yeah I remember now, you’ve met Brat iirc. Weird guy with his Randian Calvinism.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 3, 2019 • 2:26:36pm
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 2:26:54pm

re: #213 Backwoods_Sleuth

I think another aspect was Cantor’s belief that he was safe and didn’t have to work much for re-election.

What did Crowley in favor of AOC in NYC.

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MsJ  May 3, 2019 • 2:27:18pm
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 2:29:58pm

Csntor’s old district is a little like mine but not as diverse, less federal workers, & more old South in culture.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 2:29:59pm
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 2:31:20pm

The interesting thing to me about the Mueller Report so far is the cultural impact too.

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Barefoot Grin  May 3, 2019 • 2:32:39pm

the problems, as I understand it (and maybe I don’t), that Congress has to rely on DoJ to enforce things like “contempt” and other punishments. How likely is it that Barr will decide to enforce a contempt charge against himself?

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sagehen  May 3, 2019 • 2:33:05pm

re: #198 gocart mozart

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Patricia Kayden  May 3, 2019 • 2:33:48pm
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 2:34:48pm

re: #223 Patricia Kayden

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KGxvi  May 3, 2019 • 2:36:11pm

re: #221 Barefoot Grin

the problems, as I understand it (and maybe I don’t), that Congress has to rely on DoJ to enforce things like “contempt” and other punishments. How likely is it that Barr will decide to enforce a contempt charge against himself?

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There’s three ways to enforce contempt. The statutory process relies on the DOJ. The inherent power relies on the House Sargent at Arms to make the arrest. Then there’s also a civil process that involves the committee or chamber suing.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 2:36:50pm

re: #221 Barefoot Grin

the problems, as I understand it (and maybe I don’t), that Congress has to rely on DoJ to enforce things like “contempt” and other punishments. How likely is it that Barr will decide to enforce a contempt charge against himself?

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Either house of Congress can vote to hold in contempt a witness who refuses to provide testimony or produce requested documents pursuant to a congressionally authorized subpoena. As set out in 2 U.S.C. § 194, the U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia has the “duty [] to bring the matter before the grand jury for its action.” Contempt of Congress, which is a federal misdemeanor, is punishable by a maximum $100,000 fine and a maximum one-year sentence in federal prison. But if the executive branch is not inclined to prosecute a contemnor (the contemnor is a person or entity who is guilty of contempt before a judicial or legislative body), Congress will have a difficult time implementing such a penalty. Congress can also file a lawsuit asking a judge to order the witness to provide the information, raising the additional possibility of imprisonment for contempt of court.

more at lawfareblog.com

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MsJ  May 3, 2019 • 2:37:06pm

re: #152 calochortus

I’m seeing approval ratings of 33-34% for him. But that’s not good either. For him anyway.

Of Republicans or of the entire populace?

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gocart mozart  May 3, 2019 • 2:42:02pm
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Barefoot Grin  May 3, 2019 • 2:43:47pm

re: #225 KGxvi

There’s three ways to enforce contempt. The statutory process relies on the DOJ. The inherent power relies on the House Sargent at Arms to make the arrest. Then there’s also a civil process that involves the committee or chamber suing.

Thank you!

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Khal Wimpo (the extinguisher of tiki torches)  May 3, 2019 • 2:44:08pm

re: #137 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Most adorable Russian spy yet! washingtonpost.com

Somewhere the Russian Spy Whale comments commingle with the “O’Keefe Spy School” comments and I envisioned a dimwitten redneck whale masturbating instead of learning how to tail a harbor seal without being spotted.

And of course the poor whale doesn’t want to go back to Russia; a steady diet of vodka and creamed herring for dinner probably upset its poor whale tummy.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 2:44:15pm

re: #228 gocart mozart

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Barefoot Grin  May 3, 2019 • 2:44:23pm

re: #226 Backwoods_Sleuth

more at lawfareblog.com

Even better. Thanks.

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Khal Wimpo (the extinguisher of tiki torches)  May 3, 2019 • 2:49:49pm

re: #173 Jack Burton

That said, Pelosi is already doing impeachment hearings, just not calling them that yet.

THIS.

This is why Trump is afraid of Pelosi. She’s tough as nails and she keeps her coalition together. Each week will bring another hearing. Each hearing will lead to the next. The noose will tighten.

This is the way that REAL prosecutors work, not soft man-babies like Wm. Barr. You just keep cranking the pressure up, bit by bit, and watching for the ultimate target to start to crack and act out. Trump has such a lack of impulse control, he will just keep lashing out and fueling the fire.

Each tweet - and there will be many of them - will add fuel to the fire.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 2:52:02pm

Interesting thing about the Mueller Report. The role of the IRA in stirring up Confederate love.

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gocart mozart  May 3, 2019 • 2:52:22pm

re: #221 Barefoot Grin

the problems, as I understand it (and maybe I don’t), that Congress has to rely on DoJ to enforce things like “contempt” and other punishments. How likely is it that Barr will decide to enforce a contempt charge against himself?

Congress’s Inherent Contempt Power
The contempt of Congress statute is not Congress’s only tool when it comes to contempt. Since the early 1800s, the Supreme Court has recognized that Congress has its own inherent contempt power - the power to hold witnesses in contempt itself and even to lock them up. Although not specifically provided for in the Constitution, the Court has found that this inherent contempt power is essential to Congress’s ability to investigate and legislate effectively.

When the inherent contempt power is invoked, the House or Senate directs the Sergeant-at-Arms to bring the individual before the bar of Congress to be tried. (Trials in Congress are not unheard of, of course; it wasn’t that long ago the Senate held the impeachment trial of President Clinton.) If found guilty of contempt, the witness may be incarcerated until he or she complies with the order in question or until the expiration of the current session of Congress.

The witness would have certain due process rights such as the right to counsel, to be advised of the nature of the charges, and to confront witnesses and compel them to appear. The witness could also resort to the courts, for example by seeking a writ of habeas corpus if wrongfully detained. If the dispute were over something like executive privilege, you’d expect the Executive branch to seek judicial intervention at the outset to head off the proceeding — but even then, at least Congress would get a judicial ruling on the privilege question, rather than being forced to rely simply on the Executive’s own interpretation.

According to a detailed study of Congress’s contempt power by the Congressional Research Service, this inherent contempt power has long been dormant. Congress has not sought to use it since 1935, perhaps because it is too unwieldy and time-consuming or is politically unpalatable. From time to time, partisans on one side or another argue that Congress should dust off this power and start arresting witnesses for contempt on its own rather than relying on the statutory process of a referral to the U.S. Attorney.

In some ways the inherent contempt power would better further the goals of Congress seeking to investigate a particular issue. The witness detained to coerce compliance with a subpoena may ultimately turn over documents or testify in order to purge themselves of contempt and be released. A witness prosecuted for contempt by the U.S. Attorney, on the other hand, may end up with a criminal charge but that still does not get Congress the information it originally sought. The inherent contempt power of Congress, like that of a court, may help it to coerce a recalcitrant witness to comply with its demands.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 3, 2019 • 2:54:18pm

re: #213 Backwoods_Sleuth

I think another aspect was Cantor’s belief that he was safe and didn’t have to work much for re-election.

My original point, inartfully expressed, was that the low approval ratings for McConnell don’t necessarily portend a victory for justice or truth, but possible a victory for someone even more malevolent than he is. Of course, now that he’s brought home the bacon to Kentucky by having a large investment from a Russian oligarch, he’s probably gold in the state.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 3, 2019 • 2:54:24pm
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 2:55:54pm

re: #237 The Vicious Babushka

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Patricia Kayden  May 3, 2019 • 2:57:15pm

re: #224 HappyWarrior

I’m really liking Kamala.

Hopefully she’ll be VP after November 2020.

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Belafon  May 3, 2019 • 2:57:40pm

re: #19 Interesting Times

Sarah Kendzior couldn’t disagree more:

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I finally realized what I dislike about this take: “FDR was weak on port security for failing to stop the attack on Pearl Harbor.”

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 2:58:27pm

re: #239 Patricia Kayden

Hopefully she’ll be VP after November 2020.

I think she can be the nominee. I’m not sold on Biden as the nominee yet.

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Old Liberal  May 3, 2019 • 2:58:31pm

re: #145 KGxvi

According to this poll, he’s only at 51/36 approval. Trump meanwhile is 43/46 in South Carolina, which seems… crazy.

And more fun, the guys on PSA mentioned yesterday that apparently McConnell has an 18% approval rating in Kentucky. I can’t find the poll, but if that’s true, that seems… not good for him.

If trumps unpopular in SC it’s only because he isn’t machine gunning the asylum seekers

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Patricia Kayden  May 3, 2019 • 2:59:39pm
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Belafon  May 3, 2019 • 3:01:47pm

re: #243 Patricia Kayden

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 3:01:51pm

re: #243 Patricia Kayden

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The Vicious Babushka  May 3, 2019 • 3:03:10pm

I’m putting this in a spoiler tag because it’s kinda weird and you can’t “unsee” it. (Why Sarah Sanders should never show her knees)

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 3:04:17pm

re: #246 The Vicious Babushka

I’m putting this in a spoiler tag because it’s kinda weird and you can’t “unsee” it.

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Oh my eyes!

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Anymouse 🌹  May 3, 2019 • 3:10:44pm

How long will it take adult content to make it back to Tumblr after their BS conservaderp CEO banned it?

forbes.com

Verizon is seeking to sell Tumblr. Pornhub is looking to buy it.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 3, 2019 • 3:12:50pm

re: #248 Anymouse 🌹

There’s definitely some poetic justice there.

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makeitstop  May 3, 2019 • 3:16:07pm

re: #221 Barefoot Grin

the problems, as I understand it (and maybe I don’t), that Congress has to rely on DoJ to enforce things like “contempt” and other punishments. How likely is it that Barr will decide to enforce a contempt charge against himself?

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I’ll be damned if I can find it today, but while reading someone’s twitter account last night, I saw that there’s a way to end-run Barr’s control of contempt citations. To the best of my memory, it goes like this - if Nadler can get a circuit judge to sign on, then that judge can appoint his own prosecutor to go after Barr.

Imma have to go looking for that tweet. Wish I could remember on which of the 30 or so Twitter accounts I have bookmarked on my Kindle it appeared on. Needle, meet haystack.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  May 3, 2019 • 3:16:24pm

Evening Lizardim.

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Chrysicat  May 3, 2019 • 3:19:01pm
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lawhawk  May 3, 2019 • 3:19:07pm

re: #188 Patricia Kayden

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 3:20:47pm

re: #253 lawhawk

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He’s a scumbag. Rep Wilson was right about him on so many levels.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 3, 2019 • 3:25:00pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 3:27:06pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 3:28:56pm

re: #253 lawhawk

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allegro  May 3, 2019 • 3:29:03pm

It’s been clear since he was a li’l bitty kitten that Storm is a fuck-up. He’s a big just-barrel-thru-it kid with limited mental agility, quite the opposite of his sister who is the definition of grace, smarts and elegance. A friend calls him a “galoot”, appropriately.

What I realized today is that not only is he a fuck-up, he’s a carrier, like the Typhoid Mary of Fuck-Ups. I was just fixin Chicken Cordon Bleu and had a box of toothpicks on the counter. Here comes Storm and I’m like “I KNOW he’s gonna knock this box of toothpicks flying” so I grab for them before he gets there and… I knock the box of toothpicks flying. Last weekend I had a guest who, likewise, saw Storm coming at high velocity so he tries to get his glass of wine outa the way and… yeah, he knocked it over. This happens a lot.

Yell at the cat and he’s like “Wut? I didn’t do it. You did it. Why you yell at me?” He’s got a valid point. As Twitter darth would say “Storm is INNOCENT!”

Every family has one who’s “special”
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Patricia Kayden  May 3, 2019 • 3:31:10pm
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lawhawk  May 3, 2019 • 3:32:29pm

re: #256 Backwoods_Sleuth

The current participants are really Biden and everyone else a distant second at the moment.

Biden more than doubles Sanders’ showing. Harris, Warren, Beto, are all well behind.

To me, the big outcomes from this poll reveal that Trump’s hopes that the economy will save his ass aren’t likely. People already separate his performance from that of the economy.

And as we enter the summer season, it’s not going to get better for Trump. Hearings and more wrongdoing will be revealed. Impeachment talk will grow louder. Barr’s actions will become a direct focus for his removal as well. Slate ran a piece about the Barr - Nadler dustup, and I think that Nadler’s actions are moving us towards impeachment because to get the full report and Mueller’s testimony the best and only way to break through Barr’s nonsense is to declare that Trump’s impeachment is on the table and to identify specific crimes, we need to look at the report that was authored to investigate the matter.

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Belafon  May 3, 2019 • 3:35:19pm

re: #256 Backwoods_Sleuth

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He and Bennet are entering too late. Biden can pull it off because he’s Biden. These two are going to be lucky to get 0%.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 3:37:41pm

re: #258 allegro

sorry (not sorry) I am laffing so hard because it’s the same thing that happens here EVERY FREAKING DAY.

At last Storm hasn’t broken your arm like Growler did to me (little miss picture of elegant innocence that she shows to the outside world…)

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freetoken  May 3, 2019 • 3:37:59pm

re: #256 Backwoods_Sleuth

“Running for President” is not always about actually running for President.

For a politician, such a maneuver allows one to set up a campaign, that can take donations (and give them to other candidates.)

And it makes for opportunities for free advertising, as media of all sorts propagates a person’s name, etc.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 3:38:01pm

re: #261 Belafon

He and Bennet are entering too late. Biden can pull it off because he’s Biden. These two are going to be lucky to get 0%.

It’s ridiculous. I’m hoping the field will be narrowed by the time the primaries begin.

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gocart mozart  May 3, 2019 • 3:39:18pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 3:40:24pm

re: #263 freetoken

“Running for President” is not always about actually running for President.

For a politician, such a maneuver allows one to set up a campaign, that can take donations (and give them to other candidates.)

And it makes for opportunities for free advertising, as media of all sorts propagates a person’s name, etc.

much like Mayor Pete…he’s running for something else because President is not one of his reliable potential outcomes

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lawhawk  May 3, 2019 • 3:41:28pm

re: #263 freetoken

And money can sometimes get reused for legal defense funds…

This is a not overrated purpose.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 3:43:43pm

a bit of arm yanking handshake going on as usual

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freetoken  May 3, 2019 • 3:46:04pm

Heck, I should “run for President”.

Doing so would probably provide for a better retirement income than I now have.

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freetoken  May 3, 2019 • 3:47:59pm

For my campaign slogan I’d like to use “The rent is too damn high”… but that was already taken.

I know… I’ll use

The Rent Is Still Too Damn High.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  May 3, 2019 • 3:57:03pm

Friend on a closed FB page:

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Dread Pirate Union Local 13  May 3, 2019 • 3:57:19pm
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EPR-radar  May 3, 2019 • 4:01:36pm

re: #272 Dread Pirate Union AFL-CIO

Man was I happy to see the Epoch Times disappear from the free newspaper bins around here. What a pile of propaganda that is.

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Scottish Dragon  May 3, 2019 • 4:02:01pm
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Chrysicat  May 3, 2019 • 4:06:28pm
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Barefoot Grin  May 3, 2019 • 4:10:58pm

I have no idea what this means. I probably should have only had one gummy.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 4:11:15pm

JFC

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lawhawk  May 3, 2019 • 4:12:49pm

re: #270 freetoken

For my campaign slogan I’d like to use “The rent is too damn high”… but that was already taken.

I know… I’ll use

I’m getting too old for this shit.

We kicked the Nazis’ asses once. We can do it again.

Freetoken 2020 - Ridding DC of the scum and villainy.

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retired cynic  May 3, 2019 • 4:13:45pm

re: #27 I Would Prefer Not To

OT. (boring work related)

Do any of my my fellow lizards have any contacts at Amazon’s Seller Central? I’m trying to sign my company up to sell our products (we sell pillows). Application keeps getting rejected by robots (this is not an exaggeration, auto replies that make little sense). The used to have a phone number, but took it down. Not much info is online except that everything has to be in the correct format.

Any help would be appreciated.

Example communication below.

I don’t know if someone else has helped you, but I do know someone there, and forwarded your query to her. I’ll let you know by private message if I get a usable response.

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Barefoot Grin  May 3, 2019 • 4:13:48pm
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 4:15:40pm

re: #277 Backwoods_Sleuth

JFC

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re: #268 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

a bit of arm yanking handshake going on as usual

How many of these firefighters are Russian?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 4:17:53pm

re: #281 HappyWarrior

How many of these firefighters are Russian?

how many are actual firefighter union members?

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freetoken  May 3, 2019 • 4:18:30pm

Did you feel the space-time
in which you sit
oscillate
just a little bit?

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Chrysicat  May 3, 2019 • 4:19:45pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  May 3, 2019 • 4:19:47pm

re: #283 freetoken

Did you feel the space-time
in which you sit
oscillate
just a little bit?

Burma Shave.

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Barefoot Grin  May 3, 2019 • 4:21:16pm

re: #285 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Burma Shave.

New Wave.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  May 3, 2019 • 4:22:35pm

Yes, the dread Cloroxians have been here before:

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 4:22:45pm

re: #282 Backwoods_Sleuth

how many are actual firefighter union members?

That too.

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Skip Intro  May 3, 2019 • 4:22:52pm

re: #278 lawhawk

I’m getting too old for this shit.

We kicked the Nazis’ asses once. We can do it again.

Freetoken 2020 - Ridding DC of the scum and villainy.

Actually “we” didn’t do anything of the kind. Dead people did it. “We” just post things on the internet.

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lawhawk  May 3, 2019 • 4:25:28pm

re: #289 Skip Intro

Royal we.

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Jack Burton  May 3, 2019 • 4:29:57pm

re: #289 Skip Intro

Actually “we” didn’t do anything of the kind. Dead people did it. “We” just post things on the internet.

“Was that me and you, Tommy? We saved the French? Jesus. I know I blacked out a little after that fourth shot of Jägermeister last night, but I don’t remember… I know we were going through the Wendy’s drive-thru to get one of them ‘Freshetta’ sandwiches that looked so alluring on the commercial, but then we ordered it and realized we had no money, and we had to ditch out before the second window, and those douche-bags in line behind us with the bass music probably got our order and we laughed about that. But I don’t remember saving the French at all. I went through the last ten calls on my cell phone and there’s nothing from the French, looking for muscle on a project. I checked my pants; there’s no mud stains on the knees from when we were garroting Krauts in the trenches at Verdun. I think *we* didn’t do anything but watch sports bloopers while we got hammered. I think *we* should shut the fuck up.” -Doug Stanhope

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Skip Intro  May 3, 2019 • 4:31:49pm

re: #290 lawhawk

Royal we.

The Germans didn’t overthrow the nazis and we are facing a man who has weaponized government and will use it to prevent anything even approaching a fair election. His call today to Putin was the last straw. When the rule of law is gone, what’s left?

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Skip Intro  May 3, 2019 • 4:37:07pm

So who is Steven Cox, the only declared candidate against McConnell in KY? Instead of every Dem running for president, maybe they should be targeting the lower offices where they might have a chance of winning and doing something positive.

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Patricia Kayden  May 3, 2019 • 4:38:11pm
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The Vicious Babushka  May 3, 2019 • 4:38:13pm

JFC

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 4:39:15pm

re: #293 Skip Intro

So who is Steven Cox, the only declared candidate against McConnell in KY? Instead of every Dem running for president, maybe they should be targeting the lower offices where they might have a chance of winning and doing something positive.

I thought Amy McGrath had or was at least in the process of declaring. I agree though. There’s a lot of candidates running for President that should be running for the Senate, Governor, or even the House.

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Targetpractice  May 3, 2019 • 4:39:55pm

re: #294 Patricia Kayden

[Embedded content]

“Fuck you, because that’s why!”

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 4:40:15pm

re: #295 The Vicious Babushka

JFC

[Embedded content]

Yeah people actually calling out a pair of grifting con artists is so “sad, sad.” Social media isn’t a safe space for conservatives to be assholes to whoever they want to be.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 4:40:51pm

re: #294 Patricia Kayden

[Embedded content]

Well Hillary Clinton once talked to a Russian. //

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EPR-radar  May 3, 2019 • 4:41:00pm

re: #295 The Vicious Babushka

Work? Trump has never worked an honest day in his life. Even for a synthesis of gross incompetence like Trump, it is singularly inappropriate for him to comment on other people either ‘working’ or ‘not working’.

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Dread Pirate Union Local 13  May 3, 2019 • 4:43:16pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 4:44:09pm

re: #293 Skip Intro

So who is Steven Cox, the only declared candidate against McConnell in KY? Instead of every Dem running for president, maybe they should be targeting the lower offices where they might have a chance of winning and doing something positive.

Amy McGrath is a Dem running and she has a really good chance to kick Mitch’s ass.

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Jay C  May 3, 2019 • 4:45:01pm

re: #299 HappyWarrior

Well Hillary Clinton once talked to a Russian. //

And not only talked to them, but sold them all the uranium in the country! For a donation to the crooked Clinton Foundation! And used the money to murder her opponents! And cover up eighty million stolen Top Secret emails which she coded into Anthony Weiner’s dick pics!! LOCK HER UP!!!1!!!!111!!!!

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 4:45:45pm

re: #301 Dread Pirate Union AFL-CIO

[Embedded content]

Reminds me of what he did with Otto and North Korea insisted that Kim had nothing to do with what was going on. Now he’s saying he doesn’t think Vlad is why Russia supports Maudro’s dictatorship.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 4:46:05pm

re: #303 Jay C

And not only talked to them, but sold them all the uranium in the country! For a donation to the crooked Clinton Foundation! And used the money to murder her opponents! And cover up eighty million stolen Top Secret emails which she coded into Anthony Weiner’s dick pics!! LOCK HER UP!!!1!!!!111!!!!

DISCLAIMER: May not have actually happened.

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Dread Pirate Union Local 13  May 3, 2019 • 4:47:37pm

re: #295 The Vicious Babushka

victimhood

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Charles Johnson  May 3, 2019 • 4:47:45pm
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 4:49:19pm

re: #307 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Wait, wait he just said Woods and Watson were “thinkers”? But yeah those two are genuinely nuts. I didn’t know Woods was one of the ones they banned. I guess they realized they had to do something about the has been threatening people.

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Charles Johnson  May 3, 2019 • 4:50:20pm
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ipsos  May 3, 2019 • 4:51:04pm

re: #273 EPR-radar

Man was I happy to see the Epoch Times disappear from the free newspaper bins around here. What a pile of propaganda that is.

ALL this shit flows together. Epoch Times dropped a bunch of money earlier this year to promote itself in Talkers, the trade publication all your favorite Rush/Hannity local clones swear by. For months, it’s been full of ads offering Epoch Times reporters as talk show guests, and there was this puff piece a while back…

talkers.com

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gocart mozart  May 3, 2019 • 4:52:04pm
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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 4:54:07pm

re: #311 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

Maybe because he threatens and harasses people. If they were banning them just because they were conservatives, every hack on FNC would have lost their account. It really is funny as hell that conservatives like Woods and Watson think they can harass all the people they want and there to be no consequences because “free peach!”

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Dread Pirate Union Local 13  May 3, 2019 • 4:55:07pm
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Skip Intro  May 3, 2019 • 4:56:49pm

re: #302 Backwoods_Sleuth

Amy McGrath is a Dem running and she has a really good chance to kick Mitch’s ass.

She’s a potential candidate. I don’t see where she’s declared.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 4:57:13pm

re: #313 Dread Pirate Union AFL-CIO

[Embedded content]

I’m awaiting the appointment of A. Hungry Foxx to be in charge of the nation’s henhouses.

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Charles Johnson  May 3, 2019 • 4:58:58pm
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austin_blue  May 3, 2019 • 4:59:15pm

re: #209 jaunte

[Embedded content]

“…So how does climate change impact the water cycle?”
climaterealityproject.org

We are getting absolutely freight-trained here in Austin right now:

radar.weather.gov

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gocart mozart  May 3, 2019 • 4:59:17pm
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Targetpractice  May 3, 2019 • 5:05:46pm

re: #313 Dread Pirate Union AFL-CIO

[Embedded content]

And how many times between 2015 and 2016 did the GOP pass around baseless rumors about the Clinton investigation they’d heard on Faux News, many of those rumors having sprung from even less reputable far-right “sources”?

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wrenchwench  May 3, 2019 • 5:06:24pm

re: #316 Charles Johnson

[I feel like I just crossed over into the Twilight Zone below the regular Twilight Zone we all live in now.]

It’s Twilight Zones all the way down.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 5:06:36pm

re: #318 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

He’s well known as an old creep.

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Belafon  May 3, 2019 • 5:07:47pm

re: #319 Targetpractice

And how many times between 2015 and 2016 did the GOP pass around baseless rumors about the Clinton investigation they’d heard on Faux News, many of those rumors having sprung from even less reputable far-right “sources”?

The loop on Fox was Cavuto asking the question, the morning crew the next day talking about how questions were being asked, and by the afternoon it was “news.”

323
Targetpractice  May 3, 2019 • 5:08:57pm

re: #322 Belafon

The loop on Fox was Cavuto asking the question, the morning crew the next day talking about how questions were being asked, and by the afternoon it was “news.”

With Donny tweeting the next morning “Some people are saying…”

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wrenchwench  May 3, 2019 • 5:10:32pm
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Stanley Sea  May 3, 2019 • 5:10:56pm

re: #295 The Vicious Babushka

JFC

[Embedded content]

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EPR-radar  May 3, 2019 • 5:12:26pm

re: #320 wrenchwench

E.g., a possible first contact with travelers from parallel dimensions.

Visitors: “How have the past few presidential elections gone for Republicans?”

Us: “Two elections for Nixon”

Visitors: “Ugh.”

Us: “Two terms for Reagan”

Visitors: “Oh dear.”

Us: “Two terms for W Bush”

Visitors: “We’ve ended up in one of those time lines.”

Us: Trump election in 2016

Visitors: Run screaming back to their space ship like a Looney Tunes short.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 5:13:23pm

re: #325 Stanley Sea

[Embedded content]

There’s a pattern there. Just like he will call American journalists derogatory names but he won’t ever say anything remotely critical about Vlad.

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EPR-radar  May 3, 2019 • 5:13:43pm

re: #325 Stanley Sea

Of course. The only thing Trump and the Republicans want to do about Russian interference in the 2020 election is to have more of it.

Even Trump knows you can’t say that out loud.

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Targetpractice  May 3, 2019 • 5:14:16pm

So at the end of the week, we’ve gone from “Democrats need to accept the findings of the Mueller Report and move on!” to “The Report is total bullshit, it was an illegal investigation to start with, and Robert Mueller is still a partisan hack!”

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teleskiguy  May 3, 2019 • 5:19:21pm

Guitar porn.

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Anymouse 🌹  May 3, 2019 • 5:35:43pm

re: #317 austin_blue

We are getting absolutely freight-trained here in Austin right now:

radar.weather.gov

Stay safe.

Here it’s sunny and 66°F, and the remainder of the snow is still melting.

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makeitstop  May 3, 2019 • 5:35:49pm

re: #330 teleskiguy

Guitar porn.

[Embedded content]

Those are nice guitars. I’ve had three PRS over the years, always top-notch build quality.

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austin_blue  May 3, 2019 • 5:38:56pm

re: #331 Anymouse 🌹

Stay safe.

Here it’s sunny and 66°F, and the remainder of the snow is still melting.

Thanks. We are on high ground betwixt two urban creeks. West Bouldin Creek is out of its banks and crashing over the Barton Springs Road bridge. Quite the sight.

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teleskiguy  May 3, 2019 • 5:39:42pm

re: #332 makeitstop

Those are nice guitars. I’ve had three PRS over the years, always top-notch build quality.

My father has a PRS. My father has *a lot* of guitars. And I get them when he croaks, it’s in the will.

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teleskiguy  May 3, 2019 • 5:42:32pm
336
Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 5:43:11pm

jeebus

337
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  May 3, 2019 • 5:43:22pm

02:00 am EDT

And, a little later, this

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 3, 2019 • 5:48:19pm

O_o

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teleskiguy  May 3, 2019 • 5:50:54pm
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makeitstop  May 3, 2019 • 5:51:53pm

re: #334 teleskiguy

My father has a PRS. My father has *a lot* of guitars. And I get them when he croaks, it’s in the will.

God bless the guitar collectors. :)

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Charles Johnson  May 3, 2019 • 5:53:23pm
342
Dave In Austin  May 3, 2019 • 5:53:42pm

re: #339 teleskiguy

I’m on 7 day right now. Did he remove the tweet?

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 5:54:06pm

re: #338 Backwoods_Sleuth

O_o

[Embedded content]

Yeah because he knows what he did and he knows you won’t do anything to stop it because you don’t care as long as it benefits you.

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HappyWarrior  May 3, 2019 • 5:54:46pm

re: #341 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

We elected an unqualified moron President over a qualified intelligent woman.

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Dave In Austin  May 3, 2019 • 5:54:46pm

re: #341 Charles Johnson

It’s getting worse. Wait till next year

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  May 3, 2019 • 5:57:04pm

re: #341 Charles Johnson

To try and answer this honestly, it’s crazy because a lot of people have worked for a long time to create a perfect conservative utopia. It’s been a number of small things over the years, all of it leading up to today. It’s crazy because the crazy people have been playing the long game while the sane and rational folks have been assuming that they could deal with the crazy and show them that they were crazy if the time ever came. The time is here, we’ve shown them they’re crazy, and their response is, “NO U” and “Who cares, we won, besides, God”.

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teleskiguy  May 3, 2019 • 5:57:44pm

re: #342 Dave In Austin

*emerges from effluent pool*

Not sure. But scrolling through his feed, he’s obsessed with AOC, I mean, obsessed!

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Belafon  May 3, 2019 • 5:58:06pm

re: #344 HappyWarrior

Or, as someone said in the replies:

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Targetpractice  May 3, 2019 • 5:59:17pm

re: #345 Dave In Austin

It’s getting worse. Wait till next year

At this point, unless the DNC leadership get over their hang-ups over how the GOP will not vote to remove him and begin the impeachment process, I can’t see us getting through next year without an announcement that one or more candidates are “under investigation.”

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teleskiguy  May 3, 2019 • 5:59:29pm

re: #342 Dave In Austin

And don’t fuck with blue checks, they’re special and if you tell them how you really feel you get timeout.

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Dave In Austin  May 3, 2019 • 6:01:06pm

re: #347 teleskiguy

I cussed at Susan Sarandon. They hit me within 5 seconds.

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Unshaken Defiance  May 3, 2019 • 6:02:11pm

re: #347 teleskiguy

*emerges from effluent pool*

Not sure. But scrolling through his feed, he’s obsessed with AOC, I mean, obsessed!

See a lot of that on the far right very white demographic. Dem women really frighten the MAGA men.

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Dave In Austin  May 3, 2019 • 6:02:13pm

re: #350 teleskiguy

Good to know

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teleskiguy  May 3, 2019 • 6:03:54pm

re: #353 Dave In Austin

I got a 12 hour timeout last week ‘cause I sent John Cornyn a string of obscenities. And that’s all it was, random cuss words.

Pretty sure the one week thing is the only time that happens. You violate again you’re gonna get suspended.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  May 3, 2019 • 6:05:33pm

re: #327 HappyWarrior

There’s a pattern there. Just like he will call American journalists derogatory names but he won’t ever say anything remotely critical about Vlad.

Same as Alex Jones, Greenwald, Rick Wiles etc.

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Romantic Heretic  May 3, 2019 • 6:07:48pm

re: #301 Dread Pirate Union AFL-CIO

Why would Trump stand for democracy in Venezuela when he’s doing his best to stomp it out here?

Ah, yeah. Freedom!

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Romantic Heretic  May 3, 2019 • 6:10:41pm

re: #305 HappyWarrior

DISCLAIMER: May not have actually happened.

Who cares? We’re now high as kites on hate which is why we believe this!

All we care about is getting high on hate. It’s such a fucking rush, man,

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Romantic Heretic  May 3, 2019 • 6:11:30pm

re: #307 Charles Johnson

‘Conservative thinker’ Is an oxymoron.

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sagehen  May 3, 2019 • 6:17:13pm

re: #348 Belafon

Or, as someone said in the replies:

Because we finally have a president with the moral and intellectual capacity of the average American, and our institutions are totally unprepared to deal with this.

Think of how stupid the average person is. Now realize, half of everyone is stupider than that.
—George Carlin

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Romantic Heretic  May 3, 2019 • 6:19:08pm

re: #338 Backwoods_Sleuth

O_o

[Embedded content]

What made Vlad smile, Donny, is the thought that he wouldn’t have to listen to your smarmy blather for much longer.

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Anymouse 🌹  May 3, 2019 • 6:32:06pm

re: #336 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus

Thank goodness Nebraska doesn’t exist any more. /s


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