The Bob Cesca Podcast: Anti-Choice Thursday

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Uncle Jesus Dentures — NSFW! We take a deep dive into the latest series of anti-woman, anti-choice laws recently passed in Alabama, Georgia and Missouri, and what happens next as Roe v Wade hangs by a thread; The Goth Ninjas, Jody Hamilton and TRex David Ferguson are here, too; with music by Rellglizzy and Eytan Mirsky; and much more!

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gocart mozart  May 16, 2019 • 3:37:32pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  May 16, 2019 • 3:39:59pm

A friend of mine had several abortions when she was in her teens. She doesn’t regret it but maintains they were all very, very tough decisions.

NO ONE enjoys abortion, contrary to what some of these right wing nutjobs think.

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 3:41:53pm

re: #1 gocart mozart

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They are minors you pathetic asshole. You’re no different from people who treated the Irish as violent drunks or Italians as Mafiaosi. Fuck you.

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Chrysicat  May 16, 2019 • 3:42:13pm
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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 3:42:45pm

re: #4 Chrysicat

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It’s such offensive bs.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 16, 2019 • 3:45:14pm

re: #5 HappyWarrior

It’s such offensive bs.

That is what they seem to do best.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  May 16, 2019 • 3:53:08pm
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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 3:54:37pm

re: #7 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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Article I’m seeing is this “Biblical view” is younger than the Happy Meal. This is an issue done by cynical assholes who see it as a power issue.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  May 16, 2019 • 3:55:52pm
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gocart mozart  May 16, 2019 • 4:00:17pm
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gocart mozart  May 16, 2019 • 4:01:40pm
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Belafon  May 16, 2019 • 4:04:38pm

re: #7 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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gocart mozart  May 16, 2019 • 4:06:24pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 4:09:55pm

re: #10 gocart mozart

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It Can’t Happen Here

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Chrysicat  May 16, 2019 • 4:12:36pm
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Cheechako  May 16, 2019 • 4:22:15pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 4:22:48pm
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gocart mozart  May 16, 2019 • 4:24:59pm

re: #14 Backwoods_Sleuth

Damn, I was trying to think of a forth. Should have included that.

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gocart mozart  May 16, 2019 • 4:27:18pm
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piratedan  May 16, 2019 • 4:27:33pm

re: #16 Cheechako

needs another slide where it shows that the father will have to be responsible for the welfare of the child until it reaches adulthood.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  May 16, 2019 • 4:31:19pm

Have to say, Tweety has a bunch of people in PA right now on Hard Ball and most are ripping Trump.

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 4:32:27pm

re: #21 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Have to say, Tweety has a bunch of people in PA right now on Hard Ball and most are ripping Trump.

If Trump loses PA, he’s done.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 16, 2019 • 4:34:33pm

So I visit Twitter and see the trends:

And I tried to remember what I may have thought, way back, when I was in school and we’d get those weekly school-age magazines (forget what the titles were) that had world affairs and promises of the future - remember this was when the Apollo program was going strong - and how things were changing…

… and here I am in 2019 and the big news is about Alabama nitwits going all anti-woman, mixed in with diversions from entertainment (rock music and wrasslin’.)

This is not the future I was promised.

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Decatur Deb  May 16, 2019 • 4:36:18pm

re: #23 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

So I visit Twitter and see the trends:

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And I tried to remember what I may have thought, way back, when I was in school and we’d get those weekly school-age magazines (forget what the titles were) that had world affairs and promises of the future - remember this was when the Apollo program was going strong - and how things were changing…

… and here I am in 2019 and the big news is about Alabama nitwits going all anti-woman, mixed in with diversions from entertainment (rock music and wrasslin’.)

This is not the future I was promised.

(Scholastic Magazine—couple versions.)

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 16, 2019 • 4:36:51pm

re: #24 Decatur Deb

(Scholastic Magazine—couple versions.)

Thanks.

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 4:37:20pm

re: #23 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

So I visit Twitter and see the trends:

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And I tried to remember what I may have thought, way back, when I was in school and we’d get those weekly school-age magazines (forget what the titles were) that had world affairs and promises of the future - remember this was when the Apollo program was going strong - and how things were changing…

… and here I am in 2019 and the big news is about Alabama nitwits going all anti-woman, mixed in with diversions from entertainment (rock music and wrasslin’.)

This is not the future I was promised.

Tami is condemning the bill I take it since she’s apparently pro choice but she also opposes pro choice candidates when and wherever.

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gocart mozart  May 16, 2019 • 4:38:13pm
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Decatur Deb  May 16, 2019 • 4:38:38pm

re: #25 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Thanks.

Well, we did get the Dick Tracy wrist videophone.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  May 16, 2019 • 4:41:00pm
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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 4:41:01pm

re: #27 gocart mozart

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I guess it’s skightly better than Ted Nugent.// But Yeah liberals are so obsessed with celebrities validating their politics.//

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 4:41:10pm

re: #23 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

So I visit Twitter and see the trends:

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And I tried to remember what I may have thought, way back, when I was in school and we’d get those weekly school-age magazines (forget what the titles were) that had world affairs and promises of the future - remember this was when the Apollo program was going strong - and how things were changing…

… and here I am in 2019 and the big news is about Alabama nitwits going all anti-woman, mixed in with diversions from entertainment (rock music and wrasslin’.)

This is not the future I was promised.

kragar and jaunte trending!
lizardz rizing!

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 4:41:51pm

re: #29 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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Because Pompeo is a former mediocre GOP Congressman who does nothing to inspire trust.

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Decatur Deb  May 16, 2019 • 4:42:10pm

re: #27 gocart mozart

Why does the Pentagon have way too many bathrooms?

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Belafon  May 16, 2019 • 4:43:50pm

re: #23 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

So I visit Twitter and see the trends:

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And I tried to remember what I may have thought, way back, when I was in school and we’d get those weekly school-age magazines (forget what the titles were) that had world affairs and promises of the future - remember this was when the Apollo program was going strong - and how things were changing…

… and here I am in 2019 and the big news is about Alabama nitwits going all anti-woman, mixed in with diversions from entertainment (rock music and wrasslin’.)

This is not the future I was promised.

And tonight’s the final two Big Bang Theory episodes.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 4:45:33pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 4:48:21pm

re: #23 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

So I visit Twitter and see the trends:

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Decatur Deb  May 16, 2019 • 4:54:03pm

re: #25 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Thanks.

A version (Senior Scholastic IIRC) reprinted the short-story version of Flowers for Algernon about 1960. It was probably the first wide audience for the classic.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 4:58:59pm
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gocart mozart  May 16, 2019 • 5:10:19pm
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gocart mozart  May 16, 2019 • 5:12:34pm
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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 5:13:29pm

re: #39 gocart mozart

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He was so eager to get rid of Obama’s deal that he didn’t care about the consequences. Thanks Donald. You fucking jackass. Maybe we won’t go to war under you necessarily but you might make it more likely that we go to war under one of your successors because you couldn’t understand the Iran deal that Obama made because you were more interested than repudiating everything Obama’s administration ever did to appease your racist base.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 16, 2019 • 5:14:09pm

re: #40 gocart mozart

Library book.

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goddamnedfrank  May 16, 2019 • 5:15:40pm

[Can’t find this tweet right now: twitter.com ]

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 5:15:53pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 5:18:39pm

Felix apparently also had bin Laden’s phone number

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  May 16, 2019 • 5:20:13pm

re: #43 goddamnedfrank

Saw a tweet earlier that they believed the F-16 had live ordnance onboard

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  May 16, 2019 • 5:20:27pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  May 16, 2019 • 5:21:16pm
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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 5:21:28pm

re: #47 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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She did do the right thing. Cruel assholes.

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Belafon  May 16, 2019 • 5:24:51pm

re: #40 gocart mozart

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I’m between neutral good and true neutral.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 5:28:08pm
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Dread Pirate Union Local 13  May 16, 2019 • 5:29:19pm

When did the Russians buy the New York Times?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 5:32:56pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 5:33:40pm

re: #51 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Dread Pirate Union Local 13  May 16, 2019 • 5:33:50pm
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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 5:34:05pm

re: #53 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Law for thee but not me. I’m not an admirer of Manning but Barr is a lawless hypocritical asshole who only cares about protecting Republican Presidents.

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gocart mozart  May 16, 2019 • 5:34:06pm

The conclusion

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 5:34:33pm

re: #55 Dread Pirate Union Local 13

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Smells like a cow named Devin to me.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 5:36:28pm
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Belafon  May 16, 2019 • 5:37:32pm

re: #59 Backwoods_Sleuth

Not HER her, obviously. //

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Dread Pirate Union Local 13  May 16, 2019 • 5:37:35pm

Ouch!

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 5:39:40pm

re: #59 Backwoods_Sleuth

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These assholes.

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 5:40:05pm

re: #60 Belafon

Not HER her, obviously. //

Or HER. Definitely not HER either.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 16, 2019 • 5:40:18pm

re: #61 Dread Pirate Union Local 13

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Ouch!

That’s one way to troll the orange fucker.

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 5:40:28pm

re: #61 Dread Pirate Union Local 13

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Ouch!

That’s what Trump’s FP is doing. He’s isolating us through his stupidity.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 5:41:35pm

you were too worried about those brown people and how unlikeable she was.

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 5:46:11pm

re: #66 Backwoods_Sleuth

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you were too worried about those brown people and how unlikeable she was.

You had the most pro worker platform in years but you went with the orange asshole because you didn’t like the lady telling you the hard truth about outsourcing.

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ipsos  May 16, 2019 • 5:46:17pm

re: #66 Backwoods_Sleuth

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you were too worried about those brown people and how unlikeable she was.

I watched this hour of awful TV. You want unlikeable? Unlikeable are all these economic-anxiety sufferers rationalizing how even though they’re lifelong Democrats, they supported Trump in 2016 because, you know, successful businessman who tells it like it is and all that. Or the vet who was so proud of having not voted, because, you know, there wasn’t anyone looking out for him.

We deserve what we get.

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 5:46:56pm

I’m pro worker but I also don’t like lying either and these fools wanted Democrats to lie to them.

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Dread Pirate Union Local 13  May 16, 2019 • 5:46:56pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 5:47:05pm

jfc

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 5:47:57pm

re: #68 ipsos

I watched this hour of awful TV. You want unlikeable? Unlikeable are all these economic-anxiety sufferers rationalizing how even though they’re lifelong Democrats, they supported Trump in 2016 because, you know, successful businessman who tells it like it is and all that. Or the vet who was so proud of having not voted, because, you know, there wasn’t anyone looking out for him.

We deserve what we get.

I feel bad for their kids but not them. She told them that Trump was a liar and she told them her plan but she didn’t message their sensitive egos enough.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 5:50:29pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 5:50:44pm
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Charles Johnson  May 16, 2019 • 5:51:13pm
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gocart mozart  May 16, 2019 • 5:53:00pm
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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 5:53:49pm

re: #76 gocart mozart

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Yeah Inslee needs to be in the cabinet.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  May 16, 2019 • 5:54:10pm

the symptom today was that trump acted like he drank a whole bottle of codeine cough syrup before speaking

do any medically professional or otherwise oriented types out there wish to speculate what that is a symptom of?

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Charles Johnson  May 16, 2019 • 5:55:50pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 5:57:30pm

re: #79 Charles Johnson

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and they still haven’t found the word “lie” in the dictionary.

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Belafon  May 16, 2019 • 5:58:08pm

re: #66 Backwoods_Sleuth

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you were too worried about those brown people and how unlikeable she was.

I’m going with “This guy shouldn’t be called a Democrat”:

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 6:01:48pm

re: #81 Belafon

I’m going with “This guy shouldn’t be called a Democrat”:

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I really get annoyed by people like him. They want us to abandon LGBT people because it makes him uncomfortable.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 16, 2019 • 6:03:10pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 16, 2019 • 6:03:25pm

re: #82 HappyWarrior

Teh ghey….

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 6:04:31pm

re: #84 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Teh ghey….

Seriously “San Francisco Democrats.” He basically wants the good things that come with Democrats in the WH but doesn’t like us standing up for minorities.

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gocart mozart  May 16, 2019 • 6:06:08pm
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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 6:06:29pm

I mean let’s support workers rights and minorities. Noble concept I know.

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gocart mozart  May 16, 2019 • 6:14:07pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 16, 2019 • 6:14:58pm

re: #85 HappyWarrior

“San Francisco” is just code.

America is full of back-water thinking, even outside the actual back waters.

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Charles Johnson  May 16, 2019 • 6:16:29pm
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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 6:17:30pm

re: #90 Charles Johnson

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People who want a fair, modern, and successful immigration system don’t employ Stephen Miller.

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Patricia Kayden  May 16, 2019 • 6:20:42pm

re: #1 gocart mozart

WTH? So he’s stereotyping Latino children as criminals and that is not racist because …? It feels as if this regime gets to just say any dang thing no matter how outrageous. Thanks Trump!!

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  May 16, 2019 • 6:20:57pm

trump’s idea of only allowing skilled people to immigrate would reserve low paying jobs for americans and increase competition for skilled jobs between americans like me and well trained immigrants from other countries

it’s a recipe for lower salaries overall for people born here

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teleskiguy  May 16, 2019 • 6:24:03pm
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Patricia Kayden  May 16, 2019 • 6:25:09pm

re: #70 Dread Pirate Union Local 13

Good luck when Mnuchin tells them no. This regime doesn’t believe that it has to answer to anyone for anything.

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teleskiguy  May 16, 2019 • 6:25:55pm

The state of Alabama just killed someone.

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Patricia Kayden  May 16, 2019 • 6:28:06pm

re: #47 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Too bad the kid wasn’t a fetus.

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Chrysicat  May 16, 2019 • 6:31:15pm
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Patricia Kayden  May 16, 2019 • 6:36:02pm

Looking forward to the protests, actually.

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Dread Pirate Union Local 13  May 16, 2019 • 6:38:37pm
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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 6:39:37pm

re: #100 Patricia Kayden

Looking forward to the protests, actually.

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Give him hell, Ireland.

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Decatur Deb  May 16, 2019 • 6:39:57pm

re: #100 Patricia Kayden

Looking forward to the protests, actually.

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The Irish might throw confetti.

Irish confetti: merriam-webster.com

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gocart mozart  May 16, 2019 • 6:42:32pm
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Decatur Deb  May 16, 2019 • 6:44:04pm

Peter Gunn Theme by Duane Eddy

Duane Eddy - Peter Gunn

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Dread Pirate Union Local 13  May 16, 2019 • 6:46:16pm

These people are idiots.

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Dr. Matt  May 16, 2019 • 6:48:37pm

Any of you computer geniuses tell me if these Wi-Fi metrics are good?

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Hecuba's daughter  May 16, 2019 • 6:51:43pm

re: #107 Dread Pirate Union Local 13

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These people are idiots.

No — they are not idiots; they are vicious white supremacists.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  May 16, 2019 • 6:54:50pm

re: #108 Dr. Matt

What are you paying for speed wise? I call that ping, jitter, and loss pretty poor, but location, location, location.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  May 16, 2019 • 6:55:04pm
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Decatur Deb  May 16, 2019 • 6:56:55pm

re: #111 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Deadly fabric swatches

Is this the Trump wall or the Red Keep?

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teleskiguy  May 16, 2019 • 6:59:17pm
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Belafon  May 16, 2019 • 7:01:00pm

My wife liked the end of Big Bang Theory, and they did a really great tie in on Young Sheldon without doing the cheesy “having them meet when they’re young” thing.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  May 16, 2019 • 7:01:08pm

re: #110 Colère Tueur de Lapin

What are you paying for speed wise? I call that ping, jitter, and loss pretty poor, but location, location, location.

But really, those stats are fine. They’re almost irrelevant unless you’re gaming and need really good ping so you’re seeing thing now and not now + dead.

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Belafon  May 16, 2019 • 7:01:46pm

re: #107 Dread Pirate Union Local 13

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Dread Pirate Union Local 13  May 16, 2019 • 7:04:46pm
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gocart mozart  May 16, 2019 • 7:08:14pm

Jeff Beck and Jimmy Page(The Yardbirds) 1967.mpg
The Yardbirds also recorded “Stroll On”, a reworking of Tiny Bradshaw’s “Train Kept A-Rollin’”, recorded for Michelangelo Antonioni’s critically acclaimed film Blow-Up. Relf changed the song’s lyrics and title to avoid having to seek permission from the copyright holder. Their appearance in the film, about a hip fashion photographer (played by David Hemmings) undergoing an existential crisis in Swinging London, came after the Who declined and the In-Crowd were unable to attend the filming. Andy Warhol “Factory” band The Velvet Underground were also considered for the part but were unable to acquire UK work permits.[31] Director Antonioni instructed Beck to smash his guitar in emulation of the Who’s Pete Townshend.[32] The guitar that Beck destroys in the film was a cheap German-made Höfner instrument.

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EPR-radar  May 16, 2019 • 7:08:57pm

re: #71 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’m for the death penalty in cases like this, and I hate capital punishment.

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Anymouse 🌹  May 16, 2019 • 7:09:27pm

When you day is overcrammed with crap to do while preparing for a VA visit and a long trip on Saturday across the country.

Medical care, state inspections, tornado chasers and tourists, oh my!

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Anymouse 🌹  May 16, 2019 • 7:13:22pm

re: #39 gocart mozart

That thread is +100 for trolling.

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teleskiguy  May 16, 2019 • 7:17:50pm

Anymouse, you’re not a direct constituent, but check out @NebraskaMegan, nurture her political career.

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Patricia Kayden  May 16, 2019 • 7:22:28pm
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Anymouse 🌹  May 16, 2019 • 7:29:44pm

re: #40 gocart mozart

I don’t have a rating on that list.

For marking pages in a book I’m reading, I have a silver bookmark given to me by a woman from China, but no initials. It has an engraved bird on it.

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Dread Pirate Union Local 13  May 16, 2019 • 7:35:58pm

re: #127 Anymouse 🌹

I don’t have a rating on that list.

For marking pages in a book I’m reading, I have a silver bookmark given to me by a woman from China, but no initials. It has an engraved bird on it.

I just memorize the page number.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  May 16, 2019 • 7:41:15pm

Hell and damn.

Air Force Academy special operations pilot accused of raping a child under the age of 12

A special operations pilot at the Air Force Academy is accused of rape, rape of a child and three counts of sexual abuse of a child, the school said Thursday.

Maj. Travis J. Burns will appear in military court Monday for an Article 32 hearing, which “is similar to a civilian grand jury proceeding,” an academy news release says. “The primary role of the hearing is to determine if probable cause exists to support the charge and its specifications.”

*snip*

The child involved in the alleged rape and repeated sexual abuses was under the age of 12, Burns’ charge sheet shows. Those alleged crimes happened in 2017 and 2018 in Colorado Springs.

An earlier rape is alleged to have occurred in December 2013 near Clovis, N.M., and involved a woman.

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 7:41:16pm

I usually just fold a piece of torn paper or use a card in my wallet.

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 7:41:37pm

re: #129 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Hell and damn.

Air Force Academy special operations pilot accused of raping a child under the age of 12

Jesus Christ, how awful.

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gocart mozart  May 16, 2019 • 7:42:19pm

re: #127 Anymouse 🌹

That counts as Lawful Good

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gocart mozart  May 16, 2019 • 7:42:29pm
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retired cynic  May 16, 2019 • 7:42:56pm

re: #122 Anymouse 🌹

Lordy, I am tired reading all that! I thought I had a rough day! Hope the storms don’t hassle you, and you get some sleep tonight. Best wishes on all projects.

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Anymouse 🌹  May 16, 2019 • 7:43:57pm

re: #80 Backwoods_Sleuth

and they still haven’t found the word “lie” in the dictionary.

Way back at the beginning of Trump’s run, I was pounding the Internet insisting that the media (and people on political blogs) should call a lie a lie.

I kept getting tone policed, saying that shouldn’t be used by the media.

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Mike Lamb  May 16, 2019 • 7:45:27pm

re: #129 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Carry the baby to term. It’s the only honorable thing, plus her vaginal is a crime scene. Have to preserve the evidence.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  May 16, 2019 • 7:47:48pm

McDonald’s has entered the world of diplomacy.

McDonald’s in Austria offers hotline to embassy Might be a good thing, but I can’t help feeling that it has an Idiocracy vibe to it.

US citizens who need help in Austria can now head to their nearest branch of McDonald’s, because of an agreement signed by the fast-food giant.

The embassy says any American “in distress” or whose passport has been lost or stolen can get assistance from one Austria’s 194 McDonald’s joints.

Restaurant staff have been given the task of helping US citizens get in touch with the US embassy.

A 24-hour hotline to the embassy is part of the arrangement.

The embassy said it was ensuring that American citizens had every option available to get in touch when in need - “the #1 duty of every embassy around the world”.

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Belafon  May 16, 2019 • 7:49:17pm

Today is my wife’s and my 25th anniversary. I got her a ring. She got me this watch:

The front
the back.
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jaunte  May 16, 2019 • 7:50:00pm

re: #40 gocart mozart

Lawful evil and chaotic neutral here.

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teleskiguy  May 16, 2019 • 7:51:04pm

re: #137 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Giphy

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Anymouse 🌹  May 16, 2019 • 7:52:12pm

re: #108 Dr. Matt

Using the same site, I get the following (no screen shot):

Ping: 43 ms.
Download: 9.93Mbs
Upload: 730 kbs (that’s kilobits, not megabits).

I don’t know if yours is great but it’s a buttload better than mine.

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jaunte  May 16, 2019 • 7:52:30pm

re: #137 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

“Try the McMetternich!”

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 16, 2019 • 7:57:41pm

re: #138 Belafon

Today is my wife’s and my 25th anniversary. I got her a ring. She got me this watch:

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Very cool and Happy Anniversary! My wife and I will be celebrating number 11 next week.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 16, 2019 • 7:58:21pm

re: #142 jaunte

“Try the McMetternich!”

And don’t forget the liter of Cola…

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Anymouse 🌹  May 16, 2019 • 7:59:10pm

re: #125 teleskiguy

Anymouse, you’re not a direct constituent, but check out @NebraskaMegan, nurture her political career.

Megan Hunt is a state senator representing part of Omaha. She is quite popular with Democrats across the state.

There are quite a few people here who want her to run against Gov. Ricketts in the next election. I’d be all for that.

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jaunte  May 16, 2019 • 7:59:30pm

Speaking of Metternich:

A traditional conservative, Metternich was keen to maintain the balance of power, in particular by resisting Russian territorial ambitions in Central Europe and lands belonging to the Ottoman Empire.
en.wikipedia.org;

Some things haven’t changed.

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 8:01:42pm

re: #146 jaunte

Speaking of Metternich:

We learned quite a bit about him in 10th grade history.

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jaunte  May 16, 2019 • 8:04:32pm

Automatic block activated.

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jaunte  May 16, 2019 • 8:05:33pm

PRE-ORDAINED SLEEPERS

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 8:06:07pm

re: #148 jaunte

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Automatic block activated.

I like how they’re supposedly against “elites” but they’re totally fine with this administration which is nothing but rich assholes doing the bidding of other rich assholes.

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 8:06:42pm

re: #149 jaunte

PRE-ORDAINED SLEEPERS

They’re opening for My Shariah next week right?

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teleskiguy  May 16, 2019 • 8:06:44pm

re: #145 Anymouse 🌹

Megan Hunt is a state senator representing part of Omaha. She is quite popular with Democrats across the state.

There are quite a few people here who want her to run against Gov. Ricketts in the next election. I’d be all for that.

I retweeted her last night. This one.

Then I looked through her timeline. She’s using her Twitter very similarly to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, which is smartly and not afraid of controversy or irony. And the fact that she’s a state senator in neighboring state, well, I gave Megan a follow. A theme I noticed in her timeline is young native Nebraskans that leave the state because it’s still a bigoted place in too many ways.

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jaunte  May 16, 2019 • 8:08:27pm

re: #151 HappyWarrior

They laughed at Jade Helm, but just you wait!!!

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 16, 2019 • 8:08:28pm

I picked this up for 45 cents at a thrift store today. Can’t believe someone would let go such a piece of history.

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Interesting Times  May 16, 2019 • 8:08:46pm

One of the most accurate Venn diagrams to date:

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 16, 2019 • 8:09:27pm

re: #151 HappyWarrior

They’re opening for My Shariah next week right?

Yep, followed by Deep Purple State.

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 8:10:14pm

re: #154 Eclectic Cyborg

I picked this up for 45 cents at a thrift store today. Can’t believe someone would let go such a piece of history.

[Embedded content]

Hard to believe that was nearly 20 years ago.

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 8:10:44pm

re: #153 jaunte

They laughed at Jade Helm, but just you wait!!!

Jade Helm? She’s that new folk singer right?

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 16, 2019 • 8:11:46pm

re: #157 HappyWarrior

Hard to believe that was nearly 20 years ago.

In many ways time truly is such a blink.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 16, 2019 • 8:12:31pm

re: #158 HappyWarrior

Jade Helm? She’s that new folk singer right?

Yeah, but she’s kind of campy or so I’ve heard.

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 8:12:50pm

re: #159 Eclectic Cyborg

In many ways time truly is such a blink.

I was in 8th grade that year. Changed my life forever since I followed the Presidential election closely. I wouldn’t be who I am now had things turned out differently.

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teleskiguy  May 16, 2019 • 8:14:35pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  May 16, 2019 • 8:16:55pm

re: #147 HappyWarrior

We learned quite a bit about him in 10th grade history.

He had 17 children with 4 different women, with 39 years between eldest and youngest.

(There is a 25 year difference between me and my youngest sibling, Timothy. My folks happened to arrive for a visit just as I started dating my second wife. She and her family were astounded that the 6 year old with them was, in fact, my brother.)

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Joe Bacon 🌹  May 16, 2019 • 8:17:50pm

re: #133 gocart mozart

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 8:18:53pm

re: #163 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

He had 17 children with 4 different women, with 39 years between eldest and youngest.

(There is a 25 year difference between me and my youngest sibling, Timothy. My folks happened to arrive for a visit just as I started dating my second wife. She and her family were astounded that the 6 year old with them was, in fact, my brother.)

And I thought my 14 year gap between my brotehr and I was something else. But my grandmother’s younger sisters are younger than their nephew. Granted the mother of the nephew was their half sister but still.

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HappyWarrior  May 16, 2019 • 8:21:07pm

re: #164 Joe Bacon 🌹

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You support a guy who literally bootlicks a former KGB man. Also your side is full of former Communists. But go ahead Paul, this is a real winning strategy to go after Comey on. I’m sure the former Goldwater supporter that you hated that ran for President three years ago would agree.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  May 17, 2019 • 3:00:36am

re: #122 Anymouse 🌹

O2GYcdaZQhesARke/w0XsohNVNS8zTSzRR0Vaj6lYYBdbfgpQ8FzOitzEYghvTQTYQ5XnNX/td0=

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  May 17, 2019 • 3:03:37am

re: #130 HappyWarrior

One dollar bill.

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Eventual Carrion  May 17, 2019 • 6:17:52am

re: #163 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

He had 17 children with 4 different women, with 39 years between eldest and youngest.

(There is a 25 year difference between me and my youngest sibling, Timothy. My folks happened to arrive for a visit just as I started dating my second wife. She and her family were astounded that the 6 year old with them was, in fact, my brother.)

There is 16 years between my oldest and my youngest child.


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