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The Pie Overlord!  Jun 27, 2019 • 11:27:59am

I think that at the first general election debate, the Democratic candidate should invite all 22 women (or 25, or 30, or 50 or however many there will be by that time), you know, like Trump did in his first debate with Hillary Clinton.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Jun 27, 2019 • 11:28:58am

re: #1 The Vicious Babushka

I think that at the first general election debate, the Democratic candidate should invite all 22 women (or 25, or 30, or 50 or however many there will be by that time), you know, like Trump did in his first debate with Hillary Clinton.

I think E. Jean Carroll should be the moderator.

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Hecuba's daughter  Jun 27, 2019 • 11:34:48am

re: #1 The Vicious Babushka

I think that at the first general election debate, the Democratic candidate should invite all 22 women (or 25, or 30, or 50 or however many there will be by that time), you know, like Trump did in his first debate with Hillary Clinton.

re: #2 i(m)p(each)sos

I think E. Jean Carroll should be the moderator.

You are making the assumption that Trump will show up for the debate. No guarantee of that.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jun 27, 2019 • 11:36:37am

re: #3 Hecuba’s daughter

You are making the assumption that Trump will show up for the debate. No guarantee of that.

I fully expect him to duck the debates and continue with the Nuremberg rallies.

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jaunte  Jun 27, 2019 • 11:36:59am
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jaunte  Jun 27, 2019 • 11:38:52am

“…And make no mistake, the credible allegation of monstrous Trump behavior was buried because it was about Trump—period. The Times tried to spin its failure away by suggesting that it treats big news scoops differently if they’re broken by news outlets other than the Times. But I don’t buy it. Do you think that if in 1994, for instance, two years into Bill Clinton’s first term, New York had published a credible rape claim against Clinton, the Times would’ve buried the news in its Books section? Give me a break.”

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HappyWarrior  Jun 27, 2019 • 11:42:01am

re: #1 The Vicious Babushka

I think that at the first general election debate, the Democratic candidate should invite all 22 women (or 25, or 30, or 50 or however many there will be by that time), you know, like Trump did in his first debate with Hillary Clinton.

Any man with 22 sexual assault allegations against him definitely has serious issues with how he treats women and yeah they should do that.

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jaunte  Jun 27, 2019 • 11:42:16am

Minimizing sexual assault is a bad habit among reporters.

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jaunte  Jun 27, 2019 • 11:43:00am

Wow, ten whole years for raping children.

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stpaulbear  Jun 27, 2019 • 11:44:43am

MSN’s homepage yesterday had the headline “Rape charges land with a thud”. I was pissed.

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HappyWarrior  Jun 27, 2019 • 11:46:42am

re: #10 stpaulbear

MSN’s homepage yesterday had the headline “Rape charges land with a thud”. I was pissed.

Saw that too. I’m so disillusioned with a lot that is going on.

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Skip Intro  Jun 27, 2019 • 11:51:53am

re: #5 jaunte

The media was completely submissive to Trump way back in 2016. Nothing has changed.

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BlueSpotinAL  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:01:33pm

re: #10 stpaulbear

MSN’s homepage yesterday had the headline “Rape charges land with a thud”. I was pissed.

Hey MSN: Did the rape charges land with a thud on the MSN page? Could you explain why that would be so?

No more self awareness than a dog licking its asshole in public, to quote Jim Wright.

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Charles Johnson  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:03:38pm
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Dread Pirate  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:05:10pm
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Citizen K  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:06:52pm

re: #12 Skip Intro

The media was completely submissive to Trump way back in 2016. Nothing has changed.

Plenty has changed.

They’ve become even more enamored with him, even after literally calling them ‘enemies of the people’. It’s not even submission at this point, it’s full on Stockholm Syndrome. They’re willing conspirators and enablers.

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Skip Intro  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:07:12pm

re: #15 Dread Pirate

Trump put out another fire he started? I thought we were getting rich off of the tariffs.

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Skip Intro  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:08:02pm

re: #16 Citizen K

Can’t argue with that.

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wrenchwench  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:13:10pm
▼ Bottom Comments

No bottom comments!

You people are boring.

Thank you.

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teleskiguy  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:18:41pm
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Decatur Deb  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:19:07pm

re: #19 wrenchwench

You people are boring.

Thank you.

We could invite the Interesting People back.

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makeitstop  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:19:51pm

re: #19 wrenchwench

You people are boring.

Thank you.

I blame the Great Global Chew Toy shortage.

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wrenchwench  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:22:48pm

re: #21 Decatur Deb

We could invite the Interesting People back.

No, thank you. They were very boring, unless they had access to somebody’s buttons to push, and that person was articulate.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:30:09pm

This is why the Innocence Project is my top charitable contribution. The corruption and brutality of local officials is the greatest scandal of the present age. That fetish of conservatives, “local control,” will create a hellish patchwork of medieval fiefdoms and gang territories. That is the real reason they hate the federal government. For all its faults, the federal government is the first line of defense against racism, corruption, exploitation, ignorance, pillaging, and birthright privilege.
Freed after 26 years on San Quentin’s death row, farmworker files suit for false imprisonment

LOS ANGELES — False testimony sent farmworker Vicente Benevides to death row.

Now he has filed a federal lawsuit against officials who imprisoned him.

“I continue suffering from the injustice I lived through and the pain I must carry for the rest of my life,” said Benevides through a Spanish translator.

Benevides was arrested at age 41 and spent nearly 26 years at San Quentin.

He is suing Kern County officials for allegedly fabricating evidence.

The case began in 1991 when a 21-month-old girl he had been babysitting was injured and rushed to two hospitals.

The prosecutor presented experts who said that Benevides raped the girl, causing her death.

Those experts later recanted.

Records revealed there were no genital injuries on the child at the first hospital.

The trauma happened at the second hospital after nurses struggled to insert a catheter into the urethra of the dying child to drain urine.

“They framed - and I don’t say this lightly - they framed this innocent man,” says attorney Ron O. Kaye.

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Belafon  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:39:24pm
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Decatur Deb  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:40:18pm

The little ways things go to shit:

The bird feeders cause a squirrel population explosion.
Squirrels tear up the garden and chew their way through the soffits into the attic.
We win the Great Attic War. Bury the dead, armor the soffits.
I take down the feeders.
“Poor birds!!”
Wife moves feeder to the front yard.
Wife sees sizeable rat run from feeder to garage. Wife joins Anti-Wildlife Front.
Wife goes to kid’s birthday in Florida.
I find garage rat nest, kill 3 of 6 juveniles in hand-to-hand. Momma and 3 survive.
BIG traps set.
Bait gone. Clever girl!
I re-bait trap, getting full hit on two fingers.
Ice applied to fingers and site of new hip.
I type with one hand the sad tale of possible broken fingers.

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BigPapa  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:42:25pm

re: #19 wrenchwench

You people are boring.

Thank you.

(throws 3 day old slice of pineapple pizza)

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:42:38pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:44:25pm

Speaking of corruption, Trump do Sul has suffered some embarrassment on his trip to Japan.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:50:44pm

re: #29 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Speaking of corruption, Trump do Sul has suffered some embarrassment on his trip to Japan.

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Well how else was he going to be able to cut a deal with Trump?

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Charles Johnson  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:54:45pm
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BigPapa  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:58:38pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

I wonder if they have one for nuclear power plants and picking up hot graphite

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 27, 2019 • 12:59:55pm

re: #26 Decatur Deb

I feel you. I’ve been having a long running battle with Mice who have invaded my property. There have been…many casualties in the enemy camp but they are persistent little bastards.

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KGxvi  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:00:22pm

re: #16 Citizen K

This is one of those reasons why I think it’s very bad, not good, when presidents or governors decide to not defend duly passed laws.

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teleskiguy  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:00:55pm
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teleskiguy  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:02:19pm
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William Lewis  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:09:28pm

re: #33 Eclectic Cyborg

I feel you. I’ve been having a long running battle with Mice who have invaded my property. There have been…many casualties in the enemy camp but they are persistent little bastards.

The Great Mouse War here was won only after the introduction of the great weapon of terror Felis mortiferus… ;)

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Decatur Deb  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:11:37pm

re: #33 Eclectic Cyborg

I feel you. I’ve been having a long running battle with Mice who have invaded my property. There have been…many casualties in the enemy camp but they are persistent little bastards.

I don’t much sweat mice—ours tend to be seasonal woodland creatures, driven in by the tiny Winter. This sucker was 8 inch rat/6 inch tail, or the inverse. Not talking NYC
Pizza Rat, but still…

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Charles Johnson  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:11:46pm
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KGxvi  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:25:08pm

re: #26 Decatur Deb

The little ways things go to shit:

The bird feeders cause a squirrel population explosion.
Squirrels tear up the garden and chew their way through the soffits into the attic.
We win the Great Attic War. Bury the dead, armor the soffits.
I take down the feeders.
“Poor birds!!”
Wife moves feeder to the front yard.
Wife sees sizeable rat run from feeder to garage. Wife joins Anti-Wildlife Front.
Wife goes to kid’s birthday in Florida.
I find garage rat nest, kill 3 of 6 juveniles in hand-to-hand. Momma and 3 survive.
BIG traps set.
Bait gone. Clever girl!
I re-bait trap, getting full hit on two fingers.
Ice applied to fingers and site of new hip.
I type with one hand the sad tale of possible broken fingers.

You should have the wife bring back a baby gator from Florida… go nuclear!

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jaunte  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:25:16pm

After last night I was wondering how Chuck Todd came to have such influence.

“…After Tim Russert’s death in June 2008, Todd was a candidate to replace him as the host of NBC’s Meet the Press,[9] but David Gregory was ultimately selected for the job. On December 18, 2008, NBC announced[10] that Todd would succeed Gregory as NBC News Chief White House Correspondent, partnering with Savannah Guthrie on the news beat. He retained his title as NBC News Political Director and was also named Contributing Editor to Meet the Press. Todd was a focus of an August 2008 Los Angeles Times article paralleling Todd’s rise to the rise of cable news networks in coverage of U.S. politics.[11] The article noted the emergence of Todd’s fans, deemed “Chuckolytes”.*
en.wikipedia.org

*Single-use coinage, or harbinger of idiocracy?

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lawhawk  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:26:13pm

How is it that fucking comedians and comics have a better and more nuanced take on, and report on, the politics of the day, than the fucking journalists who are paid to write and report on the news out of the WH day in and day out?

Oh, I see the problem.

Those journalists can’t write the honest and accurate reporting because they’d lose access in a WH headed by a sex predator accused of rape and sexual assault by 22 women, and whose own Access Hollywood video corroborates the allegations to a t.

Let’s be honest here. The media continues to fuck up relentlessly because they need to maintain access and contacts with key people in the WH, and if they were to do their jobs accurately and report on the news, they’d be calling out Trump as a goddamned liar every single day and report as much. The headlines would blare out that the liar lied again about X and Y, and that no one believes anything he says, so he lies some more to cover up for those insecurities.

Trump is so vain and insecure, he lies about everything, including inconsequential stuff and easily checked stuff - and then lies about other stuff to cover for those lies.

The man never should have been in the WH, and the media keeps giving him a pass despite all the lies that have piled up. He lies with no effort. It’s who he has always been.

Why the fuck should anyone trust his take on anything, including that he didn’t rape these women. Why? What makes him trustworthy and these women aren’t? Trump’s in a position of power, and he’s rich (self declared) and powerful, and these women aren’t.

These women have nothing to gain from coming forward. They have much to lose, and getting raked through the muck and for what? To be branded as money grubbers or liars or worse, and then Trump says that X isn’t his type?

Trump has a type he likes to sexually assault.

That type is women who wont speak out about being sexually assaulted. There are others out there too. Count on it. The 22 who have publicly alleged Trump’s abused them are the tip of a vast iceberg. Why does it take 22 to get people to realize Trump is a sick fucking rapist/sex predator? (and yeah, that’s rhetorical).

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lawhawk  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:28:02pm

re: #41 jaunte

Yes.

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Belafon  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:28:40pm

re: #41 jaunte

After last night I was wondering how Chuck Todd came to have such influence.

*Single-use coinage, or harbinger of idiocracy?

Chuck’s entire selling point is that he wasn’t that bad on exit poll analysis.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:28:46pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:29:29pm

re: #45 Backwoods_Sleuth

Well damn. What the hell, Nancy?

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lawhawk  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:30:46pm

re: #26 Decatur Deb

The little ways things go to shit:

The bird feeders cause a squirrel population explosion.
Squirrels tear up the garden and chew their way through the soffits into the attic.
We win the Great Attic War. Bury the dead, armor the soffits.
I take down the feeders.
“Poor birds!!”
Wife moves feeder to the front yard.
Wife sees sizeable rat run from feeder to garage. Wife joins Anti-Wildlife Front.
Wife goes to kid’s birthday in Florida.
I find garage rat nest, kill 3 of 6 juveniles in hand-to-hand. Momma and 3 survive.
BIG traps set.
Bait gone. Clever girl!
I re-bait trap, getting full hit on two fingers.
Ice applied to fingers and site of new hip.
I type with one hand the sad tale of possible broken fingers.

They come out at night… mostly.
Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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Decatur Deb  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:32:05pm

re: #40 KGxvi

You should have the wife bring back a baby gator from Florida… go nuclear!

We’re well south of the Gator Line now—a small one was seen in a stream a few hundred yards from here. The lake about 50 miles north had one that was over 900 lbs. The range was south of us in the ’80s.
al.com

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lawhawk  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:33:14pm

re: #20 teleskiguy

From that still image, I see a big heat bubble over the Arctic, particularly Alaska.

That’s real bad news.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:33:33pm
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Charles Johnson  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:34:51pm

Hmm. How come Obama couldn’t get Merrick Garland on the court, then, Chris?

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:36:53pm

re: #49 lawhawk

From that still image, I see a big heat bubble over the Arctic, particularly Alaska.

There has been persistent high pressure over the Arctic this spring… which is associated with the record melt.

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HappyWarrior  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:37:14pm

re: #51 Charles Johnson

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Hmm. How come Obama couldn’t get Merrick Garland on the court, then, Chris?

Yeah. This is a bs take by a huge bs peddler. Not to mention both McConnell and Graham were threatening a hypothetical Clinton nominee or nominees.

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teleskiguy  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:37:15pm

Well, I know what I’m doing for Independence Day.

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Decatur Deb  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:38:27pm

re: #54 teleskiguy

Well, I know what I’m doing for Independence Day.

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Watching the Trump Day parade on TV?

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lawhawk  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:39:28pm

re: #14 Charles Johnson

It’s bad in so many ways, starting with the fact that Kushner should never have been given clearance. Trump forced the clearance - those whose job it is to check these things found enough red flags to keep him from getting one.

Trump intervened. Our security was damaged on that step alone.

Now we know that Kushner was running a secret foreign policy without anyone else knowing - and one that is likely known to our adversaries because Trumpworld is awful at opsec, and known to blab to the wrong folks.

And I get it that there are times when you want to do backchannels and try to keep diplomatic overtures on the down low, but this was actively sidelining the entire State Department apparatus. This seriously undermines US national security, US foreign policy, economic policy, and our strategic partnerships and alliances because everyone else in the world looks to the State Dept to issue the official word, and you’ve got Kushner spewing his nonsense and Tillerson and State looking like morons who don’t know what’s going on (because they don’t).

Kushner’s only reason for being in the WH is because he’s married to Ivanka. That’s it.

He has no qualifications to be anywhere near the WH. None. He’s a real estate guy who inherited his position, and that’s it. His background is otherwise unremarkable. No experience in foreign policy, no experience at international relations.

For the tl;dr - Trump has sabotaged American foreign policy and put the no talent assclown Kushner in charge.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:43:34pm
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KGxvi  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:43:50pm

re: #45 Backwoods_Sleuth

Looks like Pelosi is folding:

Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Thursday that the House will “reluctantly” pass the Senate’s version of a border funding bill amid mounting pressure from moderate Democrats to address the humanitarian crisis at the US-Mexico border before the July Fourth recess.

On the bluff/poker analogy, it’s not always bad to fold to a bluff. As some poker players will tell you, you can’t bluff the bad players but you can bluff the good ones. Sometimes, you fold to a bluff with a marginal hand in order to set up a confrontation later when you have a stronger hand.

In the non-poker analogy world - it is a net positive that Congress was able to get something passed, and likely with a veto proof majority in both chambers. The concern now is what happens if Trump tries to divert funds, either for his wall or further immigration enforcement.

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HappyWarrior  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:45:01pm

re: #56 lawhawk

It’s bad in so many ways, starting with the fact that Kushner should never have been given clearance. Trump forced the clearance - those whose job it is to check these things found enough red flags to keep him from getting one.

Trump intervened. Our security was damaged on that step alone.

Now we know that Kushner was running a secret foreign policy without anyone else knowing - and one that is likely known to our adversaries because Trumpworld is awful at opsec, and known to blab to the wrong folks.

And I get it that there are times when you want to do backchannels and try to keep diplomatic overtures on the down low, but this was actively sidelining the entire State Department apparatus. This seriously undermines US national security, US foreign policy, economic policy, and our strategic partnerships and alliances because everyone else in the world looks to the State Dept to issue the official word, and you’ve got Kushner spewing his nonsense and Tillerson and State looking like morons who don’t know what’s going on (because they don’t).

Kushner’s only reason for being in the WH is because he’s married to Ivanka. That’s it.

He has no qualifications to be anywhere near the WH. None. He’s a real estate guy who inherited his position, and that’s it. His background is otherwise unremarkable. No experience in foreign policy, no experience at international relations.

For the tl;dr - Trump has sabotaged American foreign policy and put the no talent assclown Kushner in charge.

This does explain why Ivanka and him are always at events of importance to international relations. Our FP. Given off to a mediocre unqualified idiot who happens to be the President’s son in law. This doesn’t happen in democracies.

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teleskiguy  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:45:16pm

re: #55 Decatur Deb

Watching the Trump Day parade on TV?

It’s my solemn duty as a patriot.

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HappyWarrior  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:46:06pm

re: #57 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Yeah, no shit Newsmax. Stupid headline. Of course she backed Clinton over Trump if he raped her.

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Decatur Deb  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:46:24pm

re: #60 teleskiguy

It’s my solemn duty as a patriot.

And your TV might be smart enough to tell.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:47:43pm

re: #56 lawhawk

For the tl;dr - Trump has sabotaged American foreign policy and put the no talent assclown Kushner in charge.

Kushner’s “Middle East Peace Plan” most likely is a Ponzi scam or some other grift.

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HappyWarrior  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:49:32pm

re: #63 The Vicious Babushka

Kushner’s “Middle East Peace Plan” most likely is a Ponzi scam or some other grift.

Definitely a self enrichment scheme. Jared’s not in this for statesmanship. No one in this rotten family is.

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teleskiguy  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:49:35pm

Thread, 12 tweets.

The takeaway:

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HappyWarrior  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:50:14pm

re: #64 lawhawk

Unfu…

I give up… Trump wants to try and delay the census so that he can depress the response rate.

I’m so sick of this shit.

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LadyBehir  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:50:52pm

Article 1, Section 2 of the flippin’ constitution: The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years,

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:51:52pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:52:28pm

This fucking criminal

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Mike Lamb  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:52:42pm

re: #57 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Also too, in the alternate universe where she voted for Trump, the headline/talking point reads: “She voted for Trump. She clearly wanted it.”

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lawhawk  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:53:11pm
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Decatur Deb  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:53:26pm

re: #68 LadyBehir

Article 1, Section 2 of the flippin’ constitution: The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years,

Is that near the part where the Senate advises and consents on appointments?

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The Pie Overlord!  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:54:03pm

Online polls are worthless bullshit

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Charles Johnson  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:55:00pm
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HappyWarrior  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:55:22pm

re: #69 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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He won’t. I’m convinced of that which is why even if you’re in a bright blue or red state, you need to vote against him. Every vote against him matters.

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HappyWarrior  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:56:08pm

re: #70 The Vicious Babushka

This fucking criminal

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You need to just move to Russia. Their autocracy fits your worldview better.

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Romantic Heretic  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:57:00pm

re: #15 Dread Pirate

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That will last until this time tomorrow.

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lawhawk  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:57:24pm

Article I, Section 2:

Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons. The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct.

You don’t get to delay it because you want to suppress the count. And that’s what Trump is explicitly seeking to do. He’s trying to game the system, and that too would undermine his case under the APA.

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LadyBehir  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:57:29pm

re: #73 Decatur Deb

Here’s where I got it:

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Mike Lamb  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:57:47pm

re: #70 The Vicious Babushka

This fucking criminal

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Have someone bullet point the Constitution for you motherfucker. There will be no bullet point that the census is supposed to only count citizens.

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Decatur Deb  Jun 27, 2019 • 1:59:31pm

re: #80 LadyBehir

Here’s where I got it:
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Was riffing off McConnell’s regard for the document.

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Decatur Deb  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:02:52pm

Time to feed myself. Need recipes suited to one-handed cooks standing on one leg. This is not a Rebbe Hillel straight line.

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Eventual Carrion  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:06:40pm

re: #25 Belafon

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Really what else do you need, other than “cerveza” and you’re set.

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Decatur Deb  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:09:10pm

re: #84 Eventual Carrion

Really what else do you need, other than “cerveza” and you’re set.

With “amor” “linda” “alma” and “tristeza” you can write a top 40 hit.

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Eventual Carrion  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:09:30pm

re: #33 Eclectic Cyborg

I feel you. I’ve been having a long running battle with Mice who have invaded my property. There have been…many casualties in the enemy camp but they are persistent little bastards.

Groundhogs under porch for me. Hoping ammonia/water mixture drives them away.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:12:14pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:13:19pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

Vintage Russian workplace safety posters

I especially liked the comment, “In Russia, means of production seize YOU!”

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:20:51pm

Evening Lizardim.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:21:26pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:21:56pm

THREAD
Trump’s accusers describe his rape MO.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:22:50pm

re: #86 Eventual Carrion

Groundhogs under porch for me. Hoping ammonia/water mixture drives them away.

I woke up last Monday to discover a wasp’s nest the size of a grapefruit on my back terrace. I managed to remove it, but they have since returned twice to start rebuilding.

Nuke from orbit.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:24:32pm

re: #86 Eventual Carrion

Groundhogs under porch for me. Hoping ammonia/water mixture drives them away.

Badgers live under my porch. They come up on the porch for “Date Night.”

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Belafon  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:25:23pm

re: #46 Eclectic Cyborg

Well damn. What the hell, Nancy?

I posted about it earlier. Pelosi and other Democrats are trying to add provisions to the appropriations bill to force Trump to take care of detainees better and to limit what ICE and CPB can do regarding immigrants. Hoyer and some other Democrats, about a dozen of them, are trying to keep this out of the bill.

Which group do you choose?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:26:47pm

re: #92 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I woke up last Monday to discover a wasp’s nest the size of a grapefruit on my back terrace. I managed to remove it, but they have since returned twice to start rebuilding.

Nuke from orbit.

Sneks are my friends, and I can deal with spiders… stinging insects, there isn’t enough NOPE in the universe to get me near them.

re: #93 The Vicious Babushka

Badgers live under my porch. They come up on the porch for “Date Night.”

Our plague is raccoons. Furry bastards come up and eat our outdoor cat’s food at night. She’ll fight them off if she’s around, otherwise it’s quite a shock to look out the glass of the porch door and see a trash panda sitting with its hands in the cat food dish.

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HappyWarrior  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:27:10pm

re: #91 The Vicious Babushka

THREAD
Trump’s accusers describe his rape MO.

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If Bill Cosby was revealed to be a serial rapist, it won’t shock me to know that Trump is too.

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Dave In Austin  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:28:26pm

Work it….

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Belafon  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:28:28pm

re: #66 teleskiguy

Thread, 12 tweets.

The reality, right now, is that yes, he is, unless he’s defeated.

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Belafon  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:28:51pm

re: #97 Dave In Austin

Work it….

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“We would like to talk to the real head in charge.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:34:28pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:36:43pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:38:53pm
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HappyWarrior  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:40:47pm

re: #101 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Can’t wait to see Trump respond with dignity.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:41:30pm

re: #101 Backwoods_Sleuth

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He’s stupid enough to think that Dolly Parton slammed him…

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DangerMan  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:41:40pm

re: #12 Skip Intro

The media was completely submissive to Trump way back in 2016. Nothing has changed.

they will not slit the throat of their cash cow

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HappyWarrior  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:41:48pm

re: #102 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Bernie finally learned not to be a complete dick on immigration.

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HappyWarrior  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:42:23pm

re: #104 Joe Bacon 🌹

He’s stupid enough to think that Dolly Parton slammed him…

Or a llama.

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Eventual Carrion  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:42:58pm

re: #60 teleskiguy

It’s my solemn duty as a patriot.

How else would you know when Orange Julius was on the screen so you can throw your Bad Call Brick at the TV if you aren’t watching.

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William Lewis  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:47:45pm

Way OT

VqcvXePstfB/RSjWk7V4tDxAuPYRosz6YO49RHyFe4gWobMubGV4anrvzRM/TKS5/ZSrll3KAzqJf4YCWyYJwlcZdX2DaQdKJ3aMn4JmHt8Nq4VSXIwI/WYo+454wuqyWo/2SgNm+PqRPG1Bv4/ENbYuKAivSb/+k0aAxe0GL5Xp6zR96MJ0YLnOTUBkYWI4r6l7rinilypxoKc7J1aknEvQ0krYlUy3nglF8h6U3oJsPmgHxYspCu1MCC+EBtwpRiZGxfCJ+LYDuVSFgwn0ecios4NhKjS4G2nbmEuY/Ii470p1pOsHTrcukSyubKuHwFy3ZC+QGHf37J1SUwxlP4wLEQ/htnZ36SOt4JQcY4RMPyO8bVuhgeuP+d8HU1Ii534DcungrKNycuZKsdRxJPemi5/kKIq9hfyKpetcz7Q1WnFijbe8pFQ++snpFuAW86RHjGV5NpLD9JEARoQUOe3EiWMOrHubPeCn8wIprtnZwNK1V2+V5bD5TDfkSZw6u7QD9KdvZG2cFdx3nRc3s+S0V2ZX5BY0cZAd2J8hRKOb0eNyITSWQ7ONZqy7fWZyhw5+Q9gwd0Rbu7+32Ts/zmX42gVujpFjDDDKp0WFCV9wWfdxrcbujvnQ1BrncGpBkucubkniWWaTQCbQjo7DUuaYxcqnzVAL9zVDKq2vKJ2mPG5MCz25v791sLk2/TIIQKopC6AhZSd4x9yJ7ayXzaNSK67b1qak4cN5umaX5w4=

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:50:35pm

re: #92 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I woke up last Monday to discover a wasp’s nest the size of a grapefruit on my back terrace. I managed to remove it, but they have since returned twice to start rebuilding.

Nuke from orbit.

The paper wasp nest removed from my stairwell last autumn.

Wasp nest on 22”x22” chopping block
Adult human female holding inside of nest after vivisection.
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Eventual Carrion  Jun 27, 2019 • 2:55:23pm

re: #97 Dave In Austin

Work it….

[Embedded content]

Mug shot photo practice?

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DangerMan  Jun 27, 2019 • 3:06:07pm

re: #68 LadyBehir

Article 1, Section 2 of the flippin’ constitution: The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years,

ignored as meaningless as “the [Treasury] Secretary shall furnish such committee with any return or return information specified in such request… “

all they gotta do is get a ‘lawyer’ to write an opinion. then it’s a fight

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 27, 2019 • 3:22:27pm

God, Trump is such a fucking idiot.

Does he not realize there are MORE THAN JUST AMERICAN CITIZENS who live and work in this country?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 27, 2019 • 3:25:03pm

re: #113 Eclectic Cyborg

God, Trump is such a fucking idiot.

Does he not realize there are MORE THAN JUST AMERICAN CITIZENS who live and work in this country?

Narrator’s Voice: No, he does not.

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Feline Fearless Leader  Jun 27, 2019 • 3:38:38pm

re: #83 Decatur Deb

Time to feed myself. Need recipes suited to one-handed cooks standing on one leg. This is not a Rebbe Hillel straight line.

That sounds like soup in microwave or making a sandwich while sitting down.


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