Samantha Bee: How to Cover Sexual Assault Allegations Against the President [VIDEO]
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Dear media: Our president has been accused of sexual misconduct for the twenty-second time. HOW IS THIS NOT FRONT PAGE NEWS?!
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I think that at the first general election debate, the Democratic candidate should invite all 22 women (or 25, or 30, or 50 or however many there will be by that time), you know, like Trump did in his first debate with Hillary Clinton.
re: #1 The Vicious Babushka
I think that at the first general election debate, the Democratic candidate should invite all 22 women (or 25, or 30, or 50 or however many there will be by that time), you know, like Trump did in his first debate with Hillary Clinton.
I think E. Jean Carroll should be the moderator.
re: #1 The Vicious Babushka
I think that at the first general election debate, the Democratic candidate should invite all 22 women (or 25, or 30, or 50 or however many there will be by that time), you know, like Trump did in his first debate with Hillary Clinton.
re: #2 i(m)p(each)sos
I think E. Jean Carroll should be the moderator.
You are making the assumption that Trump will show up for the debate. No guarantee of that.
re: #3 Hecuba’s daughter
You are making the assumption that Trump will show up for the debate. No guarantee of that.
I fully expect him to duck the debates and continue with the Nuremberg rallies.
and yes, I think it’s telling WH reporters toasted Sarah Sanders’ farewell the same time a Trump rape allegation was too often ignored
— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) June 27, 2019
it’s as if everything that could go wrong did go wrong w/ the Carroll coverage—my take; https://t.co/hhwfAUHnDd
— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) June 27, 2019
“…And make no mistake, the credible allegation of monstrous Trump behavior was buried because it was about Trump—period. The Times tried to spin its failure away by suggesting that it treats big news scoops differently if they’re broken by news outlets other than the Times. But I don’t buy it. Do you think that if in 1994, for instance, two years into Bill Clinton’s first term, New York had published a credible rape claim against Clinton, the Times would’ve buried the news in its Books section? Give me a break.”
re: #1 The Vicious Babushka
I think that at the first general election debate, the Democratic candidate should invite all 22 women (or 25, or 30, or 50 or however many there will be by that time), you know, like Trump did in his first debate with Hillary Clinton.
Any man with 22 sexual assault allegations against him definitely has serious issues with how he treats women and yeah they should do that.
Minimizing sexual assault is a bad habit among reporters.
you misspelled “rape” https://t.co/iKyML6JGB4
— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) June 27, 2019
MSN’s homepage yesterday had the headline “Rape charges land with a thud”. I was pissed.
re: #10 stpaulbear
MSN’s homepage yesterday had the headline “Rape charges land with a thud”. I was pissed.
Saw that too. I’m so disillusioned with a lot that is going on.
re: #5 jaunte
The media was completely submissive to Trump way back in 2016. Nothing has changed.
re: #10 stpaulbear
MSN’s homepage yesterday had the headline “Rape charges land with a thud”. I was pissed.
Hey MSN: Did the rape charges land with a thud on the MSN page? Could you explain why that would be so?
No more self awareness than a dog licking its asshole in public, to quote Jim Wright.
This is SO BAD. https://t.co/m5bNC0RoOL
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) June 27, 2019
The U.S. and China have tentatively agreed to another truce in their trade war https://t.co/6dtUqnSjOW
— POLITICO (@politico) June 27, 2019
2012: Republican Attorneys General: “The ACA is unconstitutional b/c of individual mandate”
2018: Republican Attorneys General: “Also, ACA is unconstitutional WITHOUT individual mandate”
Trump DOJ: “We won’t defend the ACA”
Fifth Circuit: “Also, nobody else can defend the ACA” https://t.co/ONTeVbFN8t— Eliot Fishman (@FishmanEliot) June 27, 2019
re: #12 Skip Intro
The media was completely submissive to Trump way back in 2016. Nothing has changed.
Plenty has changed.
They’ve become even more enamored with him, even after literally calling them ‘enemies of the people’. It’s not even submission at this point, it’s full on Stockholm Syndrome. They’re willing conspirators and enablers.
re: #15 Dread Pirate
Trump put out another fire he started? I thought we were getting rich off of the tariffs.
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You people are boring.
Thank you.
Models are trending towards a stronger heat dome over most of the U.S. as we go into early July. Above average 500 minibar heights could lead to a significant, above average temperature, #heatwave. pic.twitter.com/n7d5nXndkK
— Guy Walton (@climateguyw) June 27, 2019
re: #21 Decatur Deb
We could invite the Interesting People back.
No, thank you. They were very boring, unless they had access to somebody’s buttons to push, and that person was articulate.
This is why the Innocence Project is my top charitable contribution. The corruption and brutality of local officials is the greatest scandal of the present age. That fetish of conservatives, “local control,” will create a hellish patchwork of medieval fiefdoms and gang territories. That is the real reason they hate the federal government. For all its faults, the federal government is the first line of defense against racism, corruption, exploitation, ignorance, pillaging, and birthright privilege.
Freed after 26 years on San Quentin’s death row, farmworker files suit for false imprisonment
LOS ANGELES — False testimony sent farmworker Vicente Benevides to death row.
Now he has filed a federal lawsuit against officials who imprisoned him.
“I continue suffering from the injustice I lived through and the pain I must carry for the rest of my life,” said Benevides through a Spanish translator.
Benevides was arrested at age 41 and spent nearly 26 years at San Quentin.
He is suing Kern County officials for allegedly fabricating evidence.
The case began in 1991 when a 21-month-old girl he had been babysitting was injured and rushed to two hospitals.
The prosecutor presented experts who said that Benevides raped the girl, causing her death.
Those experts later recanted.
Records revealed there were no genital injuries on the child at the first hospital.
The trauma happened at the second hospital after nurses struggled to insert a catheter into the urethra of the dying child to drain urine.
“They framed - and I don’t say this lightly - they framed this innocent man,” says attorney Ron O. Kaye.
Asked if she knows any words in Spanish, Kamala Harris offers one: “Pendejo.” pic.twitter.com/7qfmczQE7Z
— Christopher Cadelago (@ccadelago) June 27, 2019
The little ways things go to shit:
The bird feeders cause a squirrel population explosion.
Squirrels tear up the garden and chew their way through the soffits into the attic.
We win the Great Attic War. Bury the dead, armor the soffits.
I take down the feeders.
“Poor birds!!”
Wife moves feeder to the front yard.
Wife sees sizeable rat run from feeder to garage. Wife joins Anti-Wildlife Front.
Wife goes to kid’s birthday in Florida.
I find garage rat nest, kill 3 of 6 juveniles in hand-to-hand. Momma and 3 survive.
BIG traps set.
Bait gone. Clever girl!
I re-bait trap, getting full hit on two fingers.
Ice applied to fingers and site of new hip.
I type with one hand the sad tale of possible broken fingers.
re: #26 Decatur Deb
Speaking of corruption, Trump do Sul has suffered some embarrassment on his trip to Japan.
Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, who’s promised to be hard on crime, started his Japan trip with a snag.
A crewman on an advance plane is accused of having 86 pounds of cocaine — divided into 37 blocks — in his luggage.
The crewman says it was cheese.https://t.co/ozyOabrcQA— NPR (@NPR) June 27, 2019
re: #29 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel
Speaking of corruption, Trump do Sul has suffered some embarrassment on his trip to Japan.
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Well how else was he going to be able to cut a deal with Trump?
Vintage Russian workplace safety posters pic.twitter.com/bAs09kbJ4k
— 41 Strange (@41Strange) June 27, 2019
re: #31 Charles Johnson
I wonder if they have one for nuclear power plants and picking up hot graphite
re: #26 Decatur Deb
I feel you. I’ve been having a long running battle with Mice who have invaded my property. There have been…many casualties in the enemy camp but they are persistent little bastards.
re: #16 Citizen K
This is one of those reasons why I think it’s very bad, not good, when presidents or governors decide to not defend duly passed laws.
Dammit. pic.twitter.com/wq0pUjfqc6
— Mike Dougherty (@Mike_Dougherty) September 14, 2018
BIG NEWS: The next @NASASolarSystem mission is… #Dragonfly – a rotorcraft lander mission to Saturn’s largest moon Titan. This ocean world is the only moon in our solar system with a dense atmosphere & we’re so excited to see what Dragonfly discovers: https://t.co/whePqbuGBq pic.twitter.com/BQdMhSZfgP
— Jim Bridenstine (@JimBridenstine) June 27, 2019
re: #33 Eclectic Cyborg
I feel you. I’ve been having a long running battle with Mice who have invaded my property. There have been…many casualties in the enemy camp but they are persistent little bastards.
The Great Mouse War here was won only after the introduction of the great weapon of terror Felis mortiferus… ;)
re: #33 Eclectic Cyborg
I feel you. I’ve been having a long running battle with Mice who have invaded my property. There have been…many casualties in the enemy camp but they are persistent little bastards.
I don’t much sweat mice—ours tend to be seasonal woodland creatures, driven in by the tiny Winter. This sucker was 8 inch rat/6 inch tail, or the inverse. Not talking NYC
Pizza Rat, but still…
Do we still need to tell people in 2019 that online polls are worthless? They’re only good for one thing: as a troll honeypot. https://t.co/5o5UkeUozr
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) June 27, 2019
re: #26 Decatur Deb
The little ways things go to shit:
The bird feeders cause a squirrel population explosion.
Squirrels tear up the garden and chew their way through the soffits into the attic.
We win the Great Attic War. Bury the dead, armor the soffits.
I take down the feeders.
“Poor birds!!”
Wife moves feeder to the front yard.
Wife sees sizeable rat run from feeder to garage. Wife joins Anti-Wildlife Front.
Wife goes to kid’s birthday in Florida.
I find garage rat nest, kill 3 of 6 juveniles in hand-to-hand. Momma and 3 survive.
BIG traps set.
Bait gone. Clever girl!
I re-bait trap, getting full hit on two fingers.
Ice applied to fingers and site of new hip.
I type with one hand the sad tale of possible broken fingers.
You should have the wife bring back a baby gator from Florida… go nuclear!
After last night I was wondering how Chuck Todd came to have such influence.
“…After Tim Russert’s death in June 2008, Todd was a candidate to replace him as the host of NBC’s Meet the Press,[9] but David Gregory was ultimately selected for the job. On December 18, 2008, NBC announced[10] that Todd would succeed Gregory as NBC News Chief White House Correspondent, partnering with Savannah Guthrie on the news beat. He retained his title as NBC News Political Director and was also named Contributing Editor to Meet the Press. Todd was a focus of an August 2008 Los Angeles Times article paralleling Todd’s rise to the rise of cable news networks in coverage of U.S. politics.[11] The article noted the emergence of Todd’s fans, deemed “Chuckolytes”.*
en.wikipedia.org
*Single-use coinage, or harbinger of idiocracy?
How is it that fucking comedians and comics have a better and more nuanced take on, and report on, the politics of the day, than the fucking journalists who are paid to write and report on the news out of the WH day in and day out?
Oh, I see the problem.
Those journalists can’t write the honest and accurate reporting because they’d lose access in a WH headed by a sex predator accused of rape and sexual assault by 22 women, and whose own Access Hollywood video corroborates the allegations to a t.
Let’s be honest here. The media continues to fuck up relentlessly because they need to maintain access and contacts with key people in the WH, and if they were to do their jobs accurately and report on the news, they’d be calling out Trump as a goddamned liar every single day and report as much. The headlines would blare out that the liar lied again about X and Y, and that no one believes anything he says, so he lies some more to cover up for those insecurities.
Trump is so vain and insecure, he lies about everything, including inconsequential stuff and easily checked stuff - and then lies about other stuff to cover for those lies.
The man never should have been in the WH, and the media keeps giving him a pass despite all the lies that have piled up. He lies with no effort. It’s who he has always been.
Why the fuck should anyone trust his take on anything, including that he didn’t rape these women. Why? What makes him trustworthy and these women aren’t? Trump’s in a position of power, and he’s rich (self declared) and powerful, and these women aren’t.
These women have nothing to gain from coming forward. They have much to lose, and getting raked through the muck and for what? To be branded as money grubbers or liars or worse, and then Trump says that X isn’t his type?
Trump has a type he likes to sexually assault.
That type is women who wont speak out about being sexually assaulted. There are others out there too. Count on it. The 22 who have publicly alleged Trump’s abused them are the tip of a vast iceberg. Why does it take 22 to get people to realize Trump is a sick fucking rapist/sex predator? (and yeah, that’s rhetorical).
re: #41 jaunte
After last night I was wondering how Chuck Todd came to have such influence.
*Single-use coinage, or harbinger of idiocracy?
Chuck’s entire selling point is that he wasn’t that bad on exit poll analysis.
And, the House just unexpectedly recessed https://t.co/jjerjo2Ci9
— Erica Werner (@ericawerner) June 27, 2019
re: #45 Backwoods_Sleuth
Well damn. What the hell, Nancy?
re: #26 Decatur Deb
The little ways things go to shit:
The bird feeders cause a squirrel population explosion.
Squirrels tear up the garden and chew their way through the soffits into the attic.
We win the Great Attic War. Bury the dead, armor the soffits.
I take down the feeders.
“Poor birds!!”
Wife moves feeder to the front yard.
Wife sees sizeable rat run from feeder to garage. Wife joins Anti-Wildlife Front.
Wife goes to kid’s birthday in Florida.
I find garage rat nest, kill 3 of 6 juveniles in hand-to-hand. Momma and 3 survive.
BIG traps set.
Bait gone. Clever girl!
I re-bait trap, getting full hit on two fingers.
Ice applied to fingers and site of new hip.
I type with one hand the sad tale of possible broken fingers.
They come out at night… mostly.
Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
re: #20 teleskiguy
From that still image, I see a big heat bubble over the Arctic, particularly Alaska.
That’s real bad news.
If you’ve had a rough day watch this. Dogs, bruh…💪🐶😍☀️💦 pic.twitter.com/qdpxLJq2pq
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) June 27, 2019
Deep Thought of the Day, by Chris Cillizza. pic.twitter.com/GvETQWYyIG
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) June 27, 2019
Hmm. How come Obama couldn’t get Merrick Garland on the court, then, Chris?
re: #49 lawhawk
From that still image, I see a big heat bubble over the Arctic, particularly Alaska.
There has been persistent high pressure over the Arctic this spring… which is associated with the record melt.
re: #51 Charles Johnson
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Hmm. How come Obama couldn’t get Merrick Garland on the court, then, Chris?
Yeah. This is a bs take by a huge bs peddler. Not to mention both McConnell and Graham were threatening a hypothetical Clinton nominee or nominees.
Well, I know what I’m doing for Independence Day.
Guess what?? We will be skiing on July 4th this summer. Come join us for closing day and an Independence Day you won’t forget from 8:30am - 2:30pm. #July4th #summerskiing @ABasin @Thelegend #longestseasonincolorado pic.twitter.com/FsNDzV4meh
— Arapahoe Basin (@Arapahoe_Basin) June 27, 2019
re: #54 teleskiguy
Well, I know what I’m doing for Independence Day.
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Watching the Trump Day parade on TV?
re: #14 Charles Johnson
It’s bad in so many ways, starting with the fact that Kushner should never have been given clearance. Trump forced the clearance - those whose job it is to check these things found enough red flags to keep him from getting one.
Trump intervened. Our security was damaged on that step alone.
Now we know that Kushner was running a secret foreign policy without anyone else knowing - and one that is likely known to our adversaries because Trumpworld is awful at opsec, and known to blab to the wrong folks.
And I get it that there are times when you want to do backchannels and try to keep diplomatic overtures on the down low, but this was actively sidelining the entire State Department apparatus. This seriously undermines US national security, US foreign policy, economic policy, and our strategic partnerships and alliances because everyone else in the world looks to the State Dept to issue the official word, and you’ve got Kushner spewing his nonsense and Tillerson and State looking like morons who don’t know what’s going on (because they don’t).
Kushner’s only reason for being in the WH is because he’s married to Ivanka. That’s it.
He has no qualifications to be anywhere near the WH. None. He’s a real estate guy who inherited his position, and that’s it. His background is otherwise unremarkable. No experience in foreign policy, no experience at international relations.
For the tl;dr - Trump has sabotaged American foreign policy and put the no talent assclown Kushner in charge.
Breaking: Rape victim did not vote for her rapist. https://t.co/f3tE9wEIpb
— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) June 27, 2019
re: #45 Backwoods_Sleuth
Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Thursday that the House will “reluctantly” pass the Senate’s version of a border funding bill amid mounting pressure from moderate Democrats to address the humanitarian crisis at the US-Mexico border before the July Fourth recess.
On the bluff/poker analogy, it’s not always bad to fold to a bluff. As some poker players will tell you, you can’t bluff the bad players but you can bluff the good ones. Sometimes, you fold to a bluff with a marginal hand in order to set up a confrontation later when you have a stronger hand.
In the non-poker analogy world - it is a net positive that Congress was able to get something passed, and likely with a veto proof majority in both chambers. The concern now is what happens if Trump tries to divert funds, either for his wall or further immigration enforcement.
re: #56 lawhawk
It’s bad in so many ways, starting with the fact that Kushner should never have been given clearance. Trump forced the clearance - those whose job it is to check these things found enough red flags to keep him from getting one.
Trump intervened. Our security was damaged on that step alone.
Now we know that Kushner was running a secret foreign policy without anyone else knowing - and one that is likely known to our adversaries because Trumpworld is awful at opsec, and known to blab to the wrong folks.
And I get it that there are times when you want to do backchannels and try to keep diplomatic overtures on the down low, but this was actively sidelining the entire State Department apparatus. This seriously undermines US national security, US foreign policy, economic policy, and our strategic partnerships and alliances because everyone else in the world looks to the State Dept to issue the official word, and you’ve got Kushner spewing his nonsense and Tillerson and State looking like morons who don’t know what’s going on (because they don’t).
Kushner’s only reason for being in the WH is because he’s married to Ivanka. That’s it.
He has no qualifications to be anywhere near the WH. None. He’s a real estate guy who inherited his position, and that’s it. His background is otherwise unremarkable. No experience in foreign policy, no experience at international relations.
For the tl;dr - Trump has sabotaged American foreign policy and put the no talent assclown Kushner in charge.
This does explain why Ivanka and him are always at events of importance to international relations. Our FP. Given off to a mediocre unqualified idiot who happens to be the President’s son in law. This doesn’t happen in democracies.
re: #57 Backwoods_Sleuth
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Yeah, no shit Newsmax. Stupid headline. Of course she backed Clinton over Trump if he raped her.
re: #56 lawhawk
For the tl;dr - Trump has sabotaged American foreign policy and put the no talent assclown Kushner in charge.
Kushner’s “Middle East Peace Plan” most likely is a Ponzi scam or some other grift.
re: #63 The Vicious Babushka
Kushner’s “Middle East Peace Plan” most likely is a Ponzi scam or some other grift.
Definitely a self enrichment scheme. Jared’s not in this for statesmanship. No one in this rotten family is.
Thread, 12 tweets.
1. All right, before I log off this hellsite to do some Real Work, a quick final thread on one episode from last night’s debate. Both Maddow & Todd asked the candidates, basically, “what are you going to do about Mitch McConnell?” Let’s ponder that a bit.
— David Roberts (@drvox) June 27, 2019
The takeaway:
4. It’s as though the moderators were asking about a mountain range, or a desert, some challenging but fixed & immutable feature of the natural landscape. McConnell’s sociopathic behavior just is. It’s just there. It’s for Democrats to deal with it.
— David Roberts (@drvox) June 27, 2019
re: #64 lawhawk
Unfu…
I give up… Trump wants to try and delay the census so that he can depress the response rate.
I’m so sick of this shit.
Article 1, Section 2 of the flippin’ constitution: The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years,
Why would Trump accept the 2020 election if he loses? https://t.co/UY5z5P5X62
— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) June 27, 2019
This fucking criminal
…..United States Supreme Court is given additional information from which it can make a final and decisive decision on this very critical matter. Can anyone really believe that as a great Country, we are not able the ask whether or not someone is a Citizen. Only in America!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 27, 2019
re: #57 Backwoods_Sleuth
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Also too, in the alternate universe where she voted for Trump, the headline/talking point reads: “She voted for Trump. She clearly wanted it.”
That’s the entire point. Trump and the GOP are sabotaging functioning govt and abrogating the rule of law to remain in power. They are a minority party based on who actually votes. It is truly the tyranny of the minority.
— lawhawk (@lawhawk) June 27, 2019
re: #68 LadyBehir
Article 1, Section 2 of the flippin’ constitution: The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years,
Is that near the part where the Senate advises and consents on appointments?
Online polls are worthless bullshit
“FLOOD THE POLLS FOR MOMMY.”
*vomits everything I’ve eaten since 1992” https://t.co/Jx1sEgw8OV— Gary Legum (@GaryLegum) June 27, 2019
So @herewestancats just sent me this meme and I kinda love it pic.twitter.com/RjvGFddDAT
— Kevin Gannon (@TheTattooedProf) June 27, 2019
re: #69 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀
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He won’t. I’m convinced of that which is why even if you’re in a bright blue or red state, you need to vote against him. Every vote against him matters.
re: #70 The Vicious Babushka
This fucking criminal
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You need to just move to Russia. Their autocracy fits your worldview better.
Article I, Section 2:
Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons. The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct.
You don’t get to delay it because you want to suppress the count. And that’s what Trump is explicitly seeking to do. He’s trying to game the system, and that too would undermine his case under the APA.
re: #70 The Vicious Babushka
This fucking criminal
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Have someone bullet point the Constitution for you motherfucker. There will be no bullet point that the census is supposed to only count citizens.
re: #80 LadyBehir
Here’s where I got it:
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Was riffing off McConnell’s regard for the document.
Time to feed myself. Need recipes suited to one-handed cooks standing on one leg. This is not a Rebbe Hillel straight line.
re: #25 Belafon
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Really what else do you need, other than “cerveza” and you’re set.
re: #84 Eventual Carrion
Really what else do you need, other than “cerveza” and you’re set.
With “amor” “linda” “alma” and “tristeza” you can write a top 40 hit.
re: #33 Eclectic Cyborg
I feel you. I’ve been having a long running battle with Mice who have invaded my property. There have been…many casualties in the enemy camp but they are persistent little bastards.
Groundhogs under porch for me. Hoping ammonia/water mixture drives them away.
Ford is cutting 12,000 jobs and selling or closing six plants in Europe by the end of next year as part of a business redesign.https://t.co/URZtMHEjT0
— WCPO (@WCPO) June 27, 2019
re: #31 Charles Johnson
Vintage Russian workplace safety posters
I especially liked the comment, “In Russia, means of production seize YOU!”
“I could see the color go out of the face of the Foreign Secretary of Mexico,” Tillerson told the staffers. “I said: Welcome to Washington. And I said: I don’t want to interrupt what y’all are doing I said: Give me a call next time you’re coming to town. And I left it at that.”
— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) June 27, 2019
THREAD
Trump’s accusers describe his rape MO.
Earlier this week I read E. Jean Carroll’s story about being sexually assaulted by Donald Trump - and I noticed something about her allegations. They are very familiar …
— Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) June 27, 2019
re: #86 Eventual Carrion
Groundhogs under porch for me. Hoping ammonia/water mixture drives them away.
I woke up last Monday to discover a wasp’s nest the size of a grapefruit on my back terrace. I managed to remove it, but they have since returned twice to start rebuilding.
Nuke from orbit.
re: #86 Eventual Carrion
Groundhogs under porch for me. Hoping ammonia/water mixture drives them away.
Badgers live under my porch. They come up on the porch for “Date Night.”
re: #46 Eclectic Cyborg
Well damn. What the hell, Nancy?
I posted about it earlier. Pelosi and other Democrats are trying to add provisions to the appropriations bill to force Trump to take care of detainees better and to limit what ICE and CPB can do regarding immigrants. Hoyer and some other Democrats, about a dozen of them, are trying to keep this out of the bill.
Which group do you choose?
re: #92 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))
I woke up last Monday to discover a wasp’s nest the size of a grapefruit on my back terrace. I managed to remove it, but they have since returned twice to start rebuilding.
Nuke from orbit.
Sneks are my friends, and I can deal with spiders… stinging insects, there isn’t enough NOPE in the universe to get me near them.
re: #93 The Vicious Babushka
Badgers live under my porch. They come up on the porch for “Date Night.”
Our plague is raccoons. Furry bastards come up and eat our outdoor cat’s food at night. She’ll fight them off if she’s around, otherwise it’s quite a shock to look out the glass of the porch door and see a trash panda sitting with its hands in the cat food dish.
re: #91 The Vicious Babushka
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If Bill Cosby was revealed to be a serial rapist, it won’t shock me to know that Trump is too.
re: #66 teleskiguy
Thread, 12 tweets.
The reality, right now, is that yes, he is, unless he’s defeated.
re: #97 Dave In Austin
Work it….
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“We would like to talk to the real head in charge.”
BETO: I speak Spanish.
BOOKER: I can’t believe you did my thing before me.
DE BLASIO: I have a black son.
BOOKER: I’m actually black tho, Bill.
KLOBUCHAR: …Um, I have an uncle with a deer stand?
WARREN: *don’t say it, don’t say it*— Jason Howerton (@jason_howerton) June 27, 2019
The Dalai Lama says Trump has a “lack of moral principle”… Which is just the enlightened way of saying he’s a worthless piece of shit and rotten to the fuckin core…
— Cyrus McQueen (@CyrusMMcQueen) June 27, 2019
If only it were a small Vermont community college
Jane could shut it down, herself, in no time https://t.co/em0nqxwo1l— T. Fisher King (@T_FisherKing) June 27, 2019
re: #101 Backwoods_Sleuth
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He’s stupid enough to think that Dolly Parton slammed him…
re: #12 Skip Intro
The media was completely submissive to Trump way back in 2016. Nothing has changed.
they will not slit the throat of their cash cow
re: #102 Backwoods_Sleuth
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Bernie finally learned not to be a complete dick on immigration.
re: #60 teleskiguy
It’s my solemn duty as a patriot.
How else would you know when Orange Julius was on the screen so you can throw your Bad Call Brick at the TV if you aren’t watching.
Way OT
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re: #92 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))
I woke up last Monday to discover a wasp’s nest the size of a grapefruit on my back terrace. I managed to remove it, but they have since returned twice to start rebuilding.
Nuke from orbit.
The paper wasp nest removed from my stairwell last autumn.
re: #68 LadyBehir
Article 1, Section 2 of the flippin’ constitution: The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years,
ignored as meaningless as “the [Treasury] Secretary shall furnish such committee with any return or return information specified in such request… “
all they gotta do is get a ‘lawyer’ to write an opinion. then it’s a fight
God, Trump is such a fucking idiot.
Does he not realize there are MORE THAN JUST AMERICAN CITIZENS who live and work in this country?
re: #113 Eclectic Cyborg
God, Trump is such a fucking idiot.
Does he not realize there are MORE THAN JUST AMERICAN CITIZENS who live and work in this country?
Narrator’s Voice: No, he does not.
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