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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 11:43:37am

BWAHAHAHAAAAA

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 4, 2019 • 11:46:34am
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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 11:50:14am

Chapter 12 “The Frisky Couple”

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DangerMan  Jul 4, 2019 • 11:50:18am

re: #1 Backwoods_Sleuth

BWAHAHAHAAAAA

Looks like a lot of people already heading to SALUTE TO AMERICA at Lincoln Memorial. It will be well worth the trip and wait. See you there at 6:00 P.M. Amazing music and bands. Thank you ARMY!

is that you shitting bricks?

“The White House has also been scrambling in recent days to line up enough attendees, as Trump’s aides fret that either thunderstorms or the traditional free concert on the other end of the Mall could diminish the crowd for Trump’s 6:30 p.m. speech.”

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 11:50:23am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 4, 2019 • 11:50:26am

re: #1 Backwoods_Sleuth

BWAHAHAHAAAAA

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Oh please let this turn into a disaster. Please please please.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jul 4, 2019 • 11:50:58am

re: #1 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Skip Intro  Jul 4, 2019 • 11:55:45am

Apologies if this was already posted.

BTW, Aircraft One is the name of Putin’s plane.

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 11:56:47am
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Feline Fearless Leader  Jul 4, 2019 • 11:59:39am

Hmm. Rain across the valley right now. The cookout today is pretty local, my brother, his fiance, and me. Veggie burgers (fiance is vegetarian), curry, corn on the cob, and a lime pie.

The lastmost is in a wait mode since my brother needs a egg for the pie. The grocery store closed a few hours ago. So we’re waiting for one of the chickens to produce the needed ingredient.

We demand *our* independence before we give you eggs!

No eggs might give Mrs Tweedy some ideas however…

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 4, 2019 • 11:59:57am
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Patricia Kayden  Jul 4, 2019 • 11:59:57am
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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:01:05pm

Raining hard here. I hope we don’t lose power like we did 2 days ago.

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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:02:03pm

re: #13 The Pie Overlord!

Raining hard here. I hope we don’t lose power like we did 2 days ago.

And not a drop here. No clouds. Hot(ish). Kinda perfect. Weird, eh?

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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:03:25pm
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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:03:53pm

re: #13 The Pie Overlord!

Raining hard here. I hope we don’t lose power like we did 2 days ago.

If you do, you won’t accidentally stumble onto Trump’s ego stroking.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:04:17pm
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sagehen  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:04:25pm

re: #10 Feline Fearless Leader

Hmm. Rain across the valley right now. The cookout today is pretty local, my brother, his fiance, and me. Veggie burgers (fiance is vegetarian), curry, corn on the cob, and a lime pie.

The lastmost is in a wait mode since my brother needs a egg for the pie. The grocery store closed a few hours ago. So we’re waiting for one of the chickens to produce the needed ingredient.

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No eggs might give Mrs Tweedy some ideas however…

um… that chicken looks like it IS the needed ingredient.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:05:18pm
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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:05:51pm
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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:05:51pm

Trump tomorrow: “Those were the biggest crowds that ever stood in front of a president making a speech on the 4th of July.”

“Yes, sir, but you really can’t count the clean-up crew.”

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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:07:36pm

re: #20 MsJ

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Rightwingconspirator  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:10:23pm

re: #19 Charles Johnson

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Agreed and a good choice for music on this one. The anti-Iraq war lyrics still resonate.

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Feline Fearless Leader  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:10:50pm

re: #18 sagehen

um… that chicken looks like it IS the needed ingredient.

Interesting that the white chicken in the picture is the one that just produced an egg a few minutes ago. Perhaps my brother had a few words with it and mentioned vegetables and flaky pastry crusts?

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:11:01pm
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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:12:41pm

re: #17 Charles Johnson

Isn’t that Chris Christie in the third picture?

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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:16:57pm
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Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:17:27pm

re: #26 MsJ

What are all those QAnon Qcumbers gonna do when nothing happens? When JFK, Jr doesn’t unveil himself? When Hillary and Obama aren’t arrested and hauled off to Gitmo?

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Charles Johnson  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:17:36pm
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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:18:57pm

Hiding the crowd size, or hiding the crowd participants.

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BigPapa  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:22:08pm

Sooner or later we’ll find out who Q is. The thing with conspiracy theory is it’s driven in large part by ego. If I find out it’s some Russian dope or an actual dude living in his mom’s basement I’ll die on the spot of laughter.

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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:22:45pm

re: #27 gocart mozart

+100!!!

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:23:19pm
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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:24:22pm

re: #28 Dr Lizardo

What are all those QAnon Qcumbers gonna do when nothing happens? When JFK, Jr doesn’t unveil himself? When Hillary and Obama aren’t arrested and hauled off to Gitmo?

As to JFK Jr…

They’ll believe. And they’ll believe the rest will come.

Humanity is fucking doomed.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:25:36pm
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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:25:40pm

re: #31 BigPapa

Sooner or later we’ll find out who Q is. The thing with conspiracy theory is it’s driven in large part by ego. If I find out it’s some Russian dope or an actual dude living in his mom’s basement I’ll die on the spot of laughter.

I’m betting there are dozens of Q’s.

Most from other countries (da?)

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Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:28:13pm

That earthquake that hit SoCal today was a VII or an VIII* on the Mercalli Intensity Scale as measured at the epicenter.

That’s big. *USGS says VII, California Geological Survey (CGS) says VIII.

earthquake.usgs.gov

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:29:28pm
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Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:30:01pm

re: #36 MsJ

I’m betting there are dozens of Q’s.

Most from other countries (da?)

There’s a few of them. It’s been noted by people who keep track of the QAnon phenomenon that there’s been at least three different individuals posting as Q on 8Chan. From what I can gather, there’s significant differences in writing style and the type of posts.

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:30:50pm

Omar thinks he’s going to unseat Maxine Waters.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:31:02pm

re: #35 Charles Johnson

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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:31:18pm

re: #39 Dr Lizardo

There’s a few of them. It’s been noted by people who keep track of the QAnon phenomenon that there’s been at least three different individuals posting as Q on 8Chan. From what I can gather, there’s significant differences in writing style and the type of posts.

Yup. Scammers stick together.

Have they monitized Q yet?

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Skip Intro  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:31:28pm

re: #28 Dr Lizardo

What are all those QAnon Qcumbers gonna do when nothing happens? When JFK, Jr doesn’t unveil himself? When Hillary and Obama aren’t arrested and hauled off to Gitmo?

The same think their end times brethern do. Say “oh, well, next time for sure”.

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Skip Intro  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:32:08pm

re: #41 Backwoods_Sleuth

Not a campaign rally, No sir.

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Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:32:50pm

re: #42 MsJ

Yup. Scammers stick together.

Have they monitized Q yet?

Perhaps not officially, at least as far as I can tell. They’re missing out on the grift of the century.

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Rightwingconspirator  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:34:11pm

re: #30 jaunte

That is surprising.

earthcam.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:34:46pm

fucking clueless

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Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:35:07pm

re: #43 Skip Intro

The same think their end times brethern do. Say “oh, well, next time for sure”.

Probably, or they’ll go back and re-read the Q postings to see if they somehow “misinterpreted” something.

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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:35:50pm

Thread

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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:36:51pm

re: #48 Dr Lizardo

Probably, or they’ll go back and re-read the Q postings to see if they somehow “misinterpreted” something.

Yeah. Their own (lack of) brain cells.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:37:34pm

re: #31 BigPapa

Sooner or later we’ll find out who Q is. The thing with conspiracy theory is it’s driven in large part by ego. If I find out it’s some Russian dope or an actual dude living in his mom’s basement I’ll die on the spot of laughter.

I think it’s a bunch of bros on 8chan.

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Skip Intro  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:37:41pm

re: #47 Backwoods_Sleuth

fucking clueless

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We couldn’t have survived it without you Donald.

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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:39:30pm

Hallelujah! 🤣🤣🤣

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:40:39pm

Well it stopped raining and the power is still on.

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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:42:32pm

LOL

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:42:50pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:43:13pm
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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:45:40pm

Yikes.

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Skip Intro  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:49:34pm

Not seeing a lot of American flags around the neighborhood today. In fact the guy who always flys one has taken it down.

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:53:49pm

re: #22 Belafon

Imaginary Europeans? Unfortunately there are fascists in Europe. Fascism seems to be spreading though the west.

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wrenchwench  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:57:50pm
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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 12:59:29pm

re: #46 Rightwingconspirator

That is surprising.

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earthcam.com

I guess they’re preparing to lie about crowd size.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:00:48pm

re: #62 jaunte

I guess they’re preparing to lie about crowd size.

was a given from the getgo

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:01:28pm

re: #63 Backwoods_Sleuth

“No Photos, We’ll Tell You What You Saw.”

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:04:07pm
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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:05:43pm

Do not adjust your set.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:06:03pm

Between the earthquake and rain it’s shaping up to be an epic meltdown tweetstorm tomorrow

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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:06:27pm
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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:08:06pm
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BigPapa  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:08:38pm

remember when Trump didn’t go to the ceremony in Europe because of light rain?

This is setting up to be a grand clown show

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:10:05pm

re: #68 gocart mozart

I still think it may be time to apply Chapter 229

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Dread Pirate  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:10:55pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:12:03pm

re: #70 BigPapa

remember when Trump didn’t go to the ceremony in Europe because of light rain?

This is setting up to be a grand clown show

Yeah, but that was because the helicopter couldn’t take him, and it would require a long car ride. He doesn’t like long car rides.
Not gonna be a problem in DC

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:12:06pm
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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:12:23pm

QAnon is all wet.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:14:54pm

Wow, temps in DC have dropped to the mid 70s, from the low 90s.That’s gonna make sitting around rain soaked for a few hours until events start truly enjoyable

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:16:16pm
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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:16:39pm

re: #76 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Wow, temps in DC have dropped to the mid 70s, from the low 90s.That’s gonna make sitting around rain soaked for a few hours until events start truly enjoyable

👍👍

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:17:20pm

re: #76 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Wow, temps in DC have dropped to the mid 70s, from the low 90s.That’s gonna make sitting around rain soaked for a few hours until events start truly enjoyable

and if the sun comes out, the temps will go up and the steaming begins…

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:17:43pm

Great, now we’re going to get some weird hybrid mating of Code Pink and QAnon.

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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:17:53pm
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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:22:01pm
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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:24:23pm
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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:24:47pm

re: #33 Barefoot Grin

Is that Melania Trump?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:25:38pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:29:53pm

re: #80 jaunte

Great, now we’re going to get some weird hybrid mating of Code Pink and QAnon.

Pink Anon?

/

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:31:05pm

QodepinQ

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steve_davis  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:35:35pm

re: #5 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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family laugh at my neuroses, but I would never in a million years buy a container of ice cream in a grocery store that didn’t come with plastic wrap along the lid. I have over 30 years discovered that milk I was about to purchase had already had the plastic screw top broken, have checked unsealed ice cream (I took a chance!) to discover somebody had already had a couple of spoonfuls, have had all kinds of shit get uncovered because I do not trust anyone to do their jobs or to behave like their momma actually taught them anything.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:35:55pm
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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:35:56pm

re: #87 jaunte

QodepinQ

Qdoba. Now I’m hungry.

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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:36:20pm

re: #60 Patricia Kayden

Imaginary Europeans? Unfortunately there are fascists in Europe. Fascism seems to be spreading though the west.

I’m thinking of the Aryan master race.

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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:37:00pm

re: #65 jaunte

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I’m worried the rain started too early.

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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:38:02pm

re: #69 MsJ

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That adds up to over 100%! Fake news!

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:39:54pm

re: #92 Belafon

Hanging out in wet clothes for hours is always a great time.

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:40:23pm

Patriot Chafe!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:42:27pm
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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:43:07pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:44:06pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:44:19pm
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PhillyPretzel  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:44:20pm

re: #96 Backwoods_Sleuth

Setting off fireworks in a store? OMG. I would be out of there in a flash (no pun intended).

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steve_davis  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:44:42pm

re: #16 Belafon

If you do, you won’t accidentally stumble onto Trump’s ego stroking.

I really don’t want to stumble upon Trump stroking anything, unless…..no, that would be unchristian. I don’t wish that on him.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:45:33pm
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PhillyPretzel  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:45:48pm

re: #99 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Good Bye Mad Magazine. :(

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:48:13pm
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steve_davis  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:50:49pm

re: #26 MsJ

Isn’t that Chris Christie in the third picture?

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this, by the way, is an example of why I despise much of the “heart of America” working class. This fat schlub sitting there with his shirt open, wearing those ridiculous socks and his little maga hat. It tears me, because my mother’s brothers were all (except one) decent working-class guys who all knew how to run a lathe, and what actual craftsmanship looked like. But they probably would have been Trump supporters because there was just this sort of Pennsylvania redneck vibe that they all had. Their wives, though, would probably have voted for Clinton, because they were the smarter halves of those pairings.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:51:50pm
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PhillyPretzel  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:52:59pm

re: #106 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Just checked the radar. Yes Washington DC is going to get more rain. :)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:53:08pm
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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:53:13pm
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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:54:33pm

re: #109 jaunte

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retired cynic  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:56:49pm

re: #108 Backwoods_Sleuth

Ooohhh, years spent in a marching band: I am so sorry for those guys!

And the sad truth is that wet may be better than baked. But the instruments are not going to be happy….

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lawhawk  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:56:49pm

Trump’s military parade is now a static display that only he and his sycophants can view from inside the VIP (pay) section.

Trump’s fly-bys are likely grounded due to weather. You’re not going to do fly-bys in thunderstorms and low cloud ceiling. Public safety and all.

The weather is playing havoc with Trump’s vaunted parade to himself, which is emblematic of everything Trump does. It’s half assed, poorly planned, with no thought of logistics and cost, and dumping the mess on others (and blaming others for the failure too).

Oh, and that the earthcam is out is likely meant to prevent people from seeing just how poor the turnout truly is.

After all, Trump’s jack booted thugs erected fencing all around the Lincoln Memorial to keep Americans away from the revered location. That’s got nothing to do with security and everything to do with trying to keep protesters far away from Trump.

Everything about this reeks, but I repeat myself.

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:58:15pm

I’ll have two Big Delusion Gulps to go, please.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:58:15pm

Oh man, the conspiracy theories are gonna fly if Trump’s “Celebrate Me” fete is canceled due to weather Deep State disturbances.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 1:59:16pm

re: #111 retired cynic

Ooohhh, years spent in a marching band: I am so sorry for those guys!

And the sad truth is that wet may be better than baked. But the instruments are not going to be happy….

The marching band in #102 probably wouldn’t mind the rain though

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William Lewis  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:00:12pm

re: #114 Teddy’s Person

Oh man, the conspiracy theories are gonna fly if Trump’s “Celebrate Me” fete is canceled due to weather Deep State disturbances.

HARRP!11TY!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:00:17pm

re: #114 Teddy’s Person

Oh man, the conspiracy theories are gonna fly if Trump’s “Celebrate Me” fete is canceled due to weather Deep State disturbances.

HARP!!11!!!

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retired cynic  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:00:42pm

Just for fun…

distractify.com

5. A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed

The letter combination “-ough” has nine possible pronunciations in English (depending on regional dialect), and this delightful sentence contains them all: “uff,” “oh,” “auh,” “ow,” “uh,” “oo,” “off,” and “uhp.” How’s that for a tongue-twister?

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lawhawk  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:01:42pm

re: #111 retired cynic

Ooohhh, years spent in a marching band: I am so sorry for those guys!

And the sad truth is that wet may be better than baked. But the instruments are not going to be happy….

Triple H weather plus t-storms… awful for folks wearing shorts and t-shirts, but even worse for those in uniform.

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lawhawk  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:02:33pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:03:53pm

re: #108 Backwoods_Sleuth

Pity the poor bastard who has to keep pouring the rainwater out of his bassoon….

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:05:16pm
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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:05:31pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:05:31pm

re: #116 William Lewis

FIVE SECONDS!!!

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b.d.  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:06:25pm

lol, that’s as close as the common MAGA rube can get to the Lincoln Memorial?

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lawhawk  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:07:13pm
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Decatur Deb  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:07:29pm

This is entirely the fault of the National Weather Service.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:08:17pm

re: #127 Decatur Deb

This is entirely the fault of the National Weather Service.

which has seen its funding slashed

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:08:24pm

re: #125 b.d.

Think of the damp courtiers trapped inside the fence with their karma and the mad king.

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PhillyPretzel  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:08:33pm

re: #127 Decatur Deb

NWS is at fault? I guess in DT’s mind they are.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:08:57pm

re: #130 PhillyPretzel

NWS is at fault? I guess in DT’s mind they are.

its that icky science stuff

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Decatur Deb  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:09:07pm

re: #130 PhillyPretzel

NWS is at fault? I guess in DT’s mind they are.

Says “Weather” right there in the name.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:09:51pm

re: #127 Decatur Deb

This is entirely the fault of the National Weather Service.

“Hello, National Weather Service? I’m not at all satisfied! The rain that ruined our plans is not the kind of service I’m used to!”

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Decatur Deb  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:10:32pm

re: #128 Backwoods_Sleuth

which has seen its funding slashed

They should be paid only for producing quality weather.

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lawhawk  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:11:58pm

re: #133 Blind Frog Belly White

“Hello, National Weather Service? I’m not at all satisfied! The rain that ruined our plans is not the kind of service I’m used to!”

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

—-

Stormy Daniels isn’t in, please leave your name, number, and a brief message.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:12:06pm

re: #129 jaunte

Think of the damp courtiers trapped inside the fence with their karma and the mad king.

Keep them there until the wave of cannibalism has run its course.

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:12:22pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:13:40pm

“Patriot’s”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:15:14pm

only if there’s also huge smiting lightning and some of that Arkansas hail from hell.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:17:12pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:17:20pm

re: #138 Backwoods_Sleuth

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“Patriot’s”

It’s that dread combination of a catastrophe and the Apocalypse -

THE APOSTROPHE!!!!!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:19:54pm
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Rightwingconspirator  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:21:03pm

re: #114 Teddy’s Person

re: #116 William Lewis

+1 each

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lawhawk  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:22:13pm

re: #142 Blind Frog Belly White

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:22:32pm
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Patricia Kayden  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:24:05pm

re: #83 gocart mozart

And it worked!! It’s still raining in D.C.

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retired cynic  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:24:20pm

Just putting this here, because that meme of Irish indentured servitude (“slavery”) being as bad or worse than African chattel slavery sometimes gets shown here (and attacked, of course). Liam Hogan has been a busy man, debunking that meme, and here is a LONG list of articles he has written or been quoted in to that regard.

medium.com

A friend of like mind furnished this, in response to my sharing of the short Martin Luther King Jr. statement, posted earlier today here.

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retired cynic  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:26:58pm

BTW, for the last few days, that little screen featuring the video clip in the post, and following down the side of the page: it has stopped working. At first the X disappeared, and then the box got truncated, smaller and smaller, and is now just a tiny thing. Am I alone in this? I will suffer it if DT gets rained out!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:27:03pm
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Rightwingconspirator  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:27:09pm

facebook.com

Pepper always loves Indy Day
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Patricia Kayden  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:27:54pm

Kaepernick is one tough guy. I can imagine the death threats and hate mail he gets but he won’t be silenced. I wish he’d get a clue about politics though.

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:28:42pm

Trump’s sad bedraggled July 4th shitshow on a cob is just so fucking good.

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wrenchwench  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:29:42pm

re: #149 Backwoods_Sleuth

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OMG, so cute!

The bats alone are worth visiting at Carlsbad Caverns, if it’s bat season.

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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:30:21pm
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fern01  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:31:46pm

re: #47 Backwoods_Sleuth

fucking clueless

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Back in the day, the President’s first tweet after such an event is “We’ll help anyway we can …..”

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Old Liberal  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:32:05pm

re: #142 Blind Frog Belly White

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“I have a dream that we will go back to judging people on the color of their skin. Character means shit”

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:35:44pm
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b.d.  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:36:27pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….deep breath…….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:36:27pm

yeppers…total shitshow

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:38:16pm

re: #159 Backwoods_Sleuth

So this fellow got in a cage that was part of a protest about the border and humped the doll inside it

Always carry a padlock just in case of an opportunity like this.

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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:38:31pm

re: #159 Backwoods_Sleuth

yeppers…total shitshow

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Sounds like what the doctor ordered. If Trump’s going to replay Nixon, he needs to get the crap at his “praise me” celebration just like Nixon.

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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:38:53pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:41:37pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:42:44pm
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b.d.  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:42:45pm

re: #162 MsJ

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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:43:14pm

LOL

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:43:34pm

re: #127 Decatur Deb

This is entirely the fault of the National Weather Service.

Say, doesn’t Obama know how to seed storm clouds….

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Ace Rothstein  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:44:27pm

Somewhere, John McCain is sipping whiskey and laughing his ass off.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:44:31pm
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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:45:21pm

re: #166 MsJ

LOL

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After the first strike hits, make sure to remind everyone else that lightning never strikes twice.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:45:43pm

re: #167 Barefoot Grin

Say, doesn’t Obama know how to seed storm clouds….

Got my eye on that shaman with the drum.

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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:46:24pm

re: #165 b.d.

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:46:44pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:47:19pm
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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:47:43pm
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Barefoot Grin  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:48:37pm

re: #174 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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That’s rad.

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:49:20pm

re: #175 jaunte

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“It’s liberals’ tears!”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:49:31pm

re: #173 jaunte

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LOL

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:49:46pm

There are monsters out there supporting Trump.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:50:19pm
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Ace Rothstein  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:50:25pm

THANKS OBAMA!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:50:55pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:51:13pm

re: #181 Ace Rothstein

THANKS OBAMA!

FTFY…

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:51:57pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:52:24pm

re: #183 Blind Frog Belly White

Note to self: Strikethrough is surprisingly ineffective on letters that already have horizonal lines in the middle.

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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:52:24pm

re: #182 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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If you just take the bottom half of that bulletin, it’s pretty much the administration.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:53:02pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:53:17pm

re: #184 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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Thunderbolts and lightning!
Very, very frightening!

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:53:36pm

Trump’s going to look like the Ted Knight character in Caddy Shack playing through the thunder storm.

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:53:54pm
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wrenchwench  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:55:15pm

I think if Trump’s hair gets wet, he’s going to cancel the 5th of July. For Iran, or somebody.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:55:36pm

YouTube

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:56:33pm

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:56:50pm

Yep, it’s Armed Forces/Memorial/Flag/Veterans Day again

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Stanley Sea  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:58:04pm

re: #179 jaunte

Tweet deleted. Wonder why?

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Chrysicat  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:58:15pm
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plansbandc  Jul 4, 2019 • 2:59:24pm

Imagine being like this person. I don’t even know what to say.

[Can’t find this tweet right now: twitter.com ]

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plansbandc  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:00:10pm

And it’s gone. Kind of glad you guys didn’t see it.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:02:55pm

re: #198 plansbandc

And it’s gone. Kind of glad you guys didn’t see it.

Yeah. It was remarkably awful.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:03:34pm

re: #197 plansbandc

Imagine being like this person. I don’t even know what to say.

[Can’t find this tweet right now: twitter.com ]

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:04:58pm

re: #195 Stanley Sea

Apparently the woman who created that vile sign meant it as a satire on Trump’s border policies.
twitter.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:04:59pm

hope springs eternal in the Land of Delusion

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:05:26pm

re: #179 jaunte

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There are monsters out there supporting Trump.

They apparently are not

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:06:00pm
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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:06:16pm

Poe’s Law to Rule them All.

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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:06:44pm

re: #200 Backwoods_Sleuth

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There was some confusion over the intent of the sign, though given who she was sitting near, I was leaning more toward the “they had it coming” side. But it’s definitely better to be safe.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:07:56pm

Reading Bret Stephens’ whinge about people upset because people call them out on their racist and bigoted opinions:

In the proverbial land of the free, people live in mortal fear of a moral faux pas. Opinions that were considered reasonable and normal a few years ago are increasingly delivered in whispers.

Being Bret Stephens, he has this completely wrong. The problem is that, while a few years ago people felt some inhibition about saying racist and bigoted things, they increasingly feel disinhibited.

Plus, you know, a lot of what people feel like others are shaming them for are things they should be ashamed of. AND Conservatives are constantly conflating having their opinions challenged with being deprived of free speech.

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Stanley Sea  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:08:25pm

Back to stranger things

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:08:52pm
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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:09:39pm

re: #209 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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“Noah said there would be a flood, but all we’ve got here is rain. See you in a few.”

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:10:26pm

re: #203 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

They apparently are not

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I’m sorry, but that woman is lacking sense. The meaning of the sign is so easily misinterpreted.

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b.d.  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:11:24pm

re: #202 Backwoods_Sleuth

hope springs eternal in the Land of Delusion

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sunshine=dropping temperatures?

lol

Let the sun come out for a bit and everyone will start smelling like a zoo.

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:11:26pm

re: #207 Blind Frog Belly White

Reading Bret Stephens’ whinge about people upset because people call them out on their racist and bigoted opinions:

Being Bret Stephens, he has this completely wrong. The problem is that, while a few years ago people felt some inhibition about saying racist and bigoted things, they increasingly feel disinhibited.

Plus, you know, a lot of what people feel like others are shaming them for are things they should be ashamed of. AND Conservatives are constantly conflating having their opinions challenged with being deprived of free speech.

Also, it’s really tough that people live in mortal fear while all the executive orders and policies and judicial nominations seem to be going in their favor.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:11:53pm

re: #201 jaunte

Apparently the woman who created that vile sign meant it as a satire on Trump’s border policies.
twitter.com

Then she should find another line of work.

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:11:57pm

re: #211 Blind Frog Belly White

I’m sorry, but that woman is lacking sense. The meaning of the sign is so easily misinterpreted.

Satire Not For Amateurs

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:12:04pm

re: #210 Belafon

“Noah said there would be a flood, but all we’ve got here is rain. See you in a few.”

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:12:44pm

re: #196 Chrysicat

In the land of the free, Black people live in fear of being killed by the police while unarmed. How about that fear, Bret? Or the fear of asylum seekers having their children taken from them and being housed in cages?

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TedStriker  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:13:13pm

re: #189 Barefoot Grin

Trump’s going to look like the Ted Knight character in Caddy Shack playing through the thunder storm.

Just a slight quibble: it wasn’t Judge Smails that played in the storm and got hit by lightning, it was the bishop.

However, speaking of Smails and Trump, I’d rather even Zombie Smails be fucking President.

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b.d.  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:13:15pm

Watching CSPAN, the crowd behind where the POTUS is going to speak sure does look like a MAGA crwod.

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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:14:16pm
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Old Liberal  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:16:51pm

OK. I assume the reactionaries are upset that socialists are giddy over a celebration of America being rained out.
These people always get it wrong. Always.

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b.d.  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:19:20pm

I don’t think I have ever witnessed such a miserable lot in all of my life.

lol

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:20:32pm
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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:20:59pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:23:15pm
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PhillyPretzel  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:24:09pm

re: #225 Backwoods_Sleuth

Oh yes such overwhelming crowds. /// …

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:24:48pm
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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:24:58pm
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b.d.  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:26:04pm

re: #224 jaunte

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Dave In Austin  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:26:52pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:27:16pm
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Decatur Deb  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:29:28pm

re: #231 Backwoods_Sleuth

You might almost see July 4th as the codification of a Resistance…

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:30:00pm
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Scout  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:30:31pm

re: #5 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

According to an NBC affiliate: “Police said they believe they have identified the woman and will continue the investigation. They are waiting to finally verify her identity before issuing an arrest warrant.”

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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:31:00pm

re: #227 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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The right had better start fearing us.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:31:57pm
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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:33:10pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:33:12pm
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Barefoot Grin  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:33:42pm

re: #234 Scout

According to an NBC affiliate: “Police said they believe they have identified the woman and will continue the investigation. They are waiting to finally verify her identity before issuing an arrest warrant.”

The ice cream is “Tin Roof.” I’m willing to bet her name is Cat [on a cold].

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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:33:49pm

re: #236 Charles Johnson

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Is it wrong of me to hope that only a new 737 is available?

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William Lewis  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:34:07pm

re: #168 Ace Rothstein

Yeah, he may have been a Republican but he already did his tour in hell…

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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:36:09pm
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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:36:53pm

Are there no jobs left a person can take pride in?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:37:11pm
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Ace Rothstein  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:39:25pm

I guess weather forecasts five days in advance are fake news.

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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:40:41pm

re: #245 Ace Rothstein

I guess weather forecasts five days in advance are fake news.

Obama’s birth announcement was. That’s some long game.

AMRITE!?!

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Old Liberal  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:41:28pm

re: #245 Ace Rothstein

I guess weather forecasts five days in advance are fake news.

Karl Rove created “we make our own reality”

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Ace Rothstein  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:42:24pm
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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:43:37pm
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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:43:46pm

re: #56 Backwoods_Sleuth

I went down in this thread and ended up at this. I’m so tired of throwing “thank you for your service” around as a defense.

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TedStriker  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:43:50pm

re: #248 Ace Rothstein

Trump is such a doddering fuckhead.

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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:44:30pm
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Ace Rothstein  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:44:34pm
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retired cynic  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:44:36pm

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:46:01pm
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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:46:54pm

It will never rain on Space Force.

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b.d.  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:47:36pm

Boring!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:47:53pm

re: #256 jaunte

It will never rain on Space Force.

In space, no one can hear you fart. But you’ll be wearing a pressure suit, so…. try not to.

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wrenchwench  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:48:02pm

re: #256 jaunte

It will never rain on Space Force.

Trump should go up first.

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PhillyPretzel  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:48:20pm

re: #255 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Protective enclosure? Protection from the weather or something else?

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:48:34pm

re: #259 wrenchwench

I Laika the idea.

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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:49:14pm

We are not learning.

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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:49:36pm

re: #250 Belafon

Reload. I forgot to add my reply (trying to do tweet management from a phone is hard).

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Decatur Deb  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:49:39pm

re: #261 jaunte

I Laika the idea.

He’d do it, he’s such a Ham.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:49:54pm
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Skip Intro  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:49:56pm
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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:52:03pm

So it sounds like he went with the safe route and is reading from a script.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:52:43pm
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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:53:14pm

re: #268 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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Inauguration 2.0

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:53:33pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:55:16pm
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wrenchwench  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:56:39pm

re: #267 Targetpractice

So it sounds like he went with the safe route and is reading from a script.

Ivanka told him no ice cream unless he sticks to it.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:57:18pm

re: #271 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:57:38pm
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7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:57:56pm

They can’t even show on camera the people he says are there?
I bet they are NOT there.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:58:45pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:59:26pm
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Belafon  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:59:43pm

re: #276 Backwoods_Sleuth

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This is the “they hate me no matter what I say” part of the speech.

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7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)  Jul 4, 2019 • 3:59:45pm

Ahem: “Did they get off”?

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Jay C  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:00:10pm

re: #274 goddamnedfrank

google.com

Needs an Ivanka selfie…..

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:00:49pm
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Ace Rothstein  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:00:54pm

The lack of self-awareness of this prick.

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Dave In Austin  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:01:04pm

Is he staying Non-Partisian?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:01:13pm
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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:01:47pm
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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:02:41pm

re: #283 Dave In Austin

Is he staying Non-Partisian?

They must have convinced him it was about money.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:04:03pm
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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:05:01pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:07:28pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:08:20pm
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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:08:36pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:09:49pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:10:03pm
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Skip Intro  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:10:07pm

Is this Memorial Day?

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:10:29pm

re: #282 Ace Rothstein

Did he join the military? His kids? Bone Spur shouldn’t talk about the military.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:10:50pm

re: #291 jaunte

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OMG

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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:11:03pm

re: #291 jaunte

It’s absolutely vile that he’s making the 4th about the military.

Just vile.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:11:12pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:12:14pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:12:42pm
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Ace Rothstein  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:12:51pm

The skies belong to us?

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:13:12pm

re: #298 Teddy’s Person

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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:16:18pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:16:23pm

re: #301 Ace Rothstein

The skies belong to us?

All your skies are belong to us.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:16:49pm

re: #302 jaunte

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What impresses me about these Unwanted Ivankas is how they photoshoppers find such compatable images of Ivanka to insert into the iconic ones.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:18:03pm

re: #305 Teddy’s Person

What impresses me about these Unwanted Ivankas is how they photoshoppers find such compatable images of Ivanka to insert into the iconic ones.

This is mine:

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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:18:06pm
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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:18:44pm

re: #305 Teddy’s Person

What impresses me about these Unwanted Ivankas is how they photoshoppers find such compatable images of Ivanka to insert into the iconic ones.

She’s the Zelig of nepotistic fake princesses.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:21:53pm

Folks from HMX-1 join the show

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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:23:25pm

re: #307 gocart mozart

Read the wiki entry for Kinney Parking Company. en.wikipedia.org
Holy shit it’s true

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fern01  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:23:46pm

re: #270 Backwoods_Sleuth

How on earth do we know when this was taken - no web cams.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:25:34pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:28:23pm

Some context on the down cam issue

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:28:35pm

Evening Lizardim. How did things go at the tangerine wankmaggot’s Celebration of Gigantic Penis?

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:29:53pm

re: #313 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Celebrating Infrastructure Week.

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Ace Rothstein  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:31:45pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:34:10pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:34:39pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:36:52pm

OK, I need to walk my beasts before it gets dark, and the neighborhood turns into a firefight

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:37:44pm

*snort* *cough* I’m awake, I’m awake…oh, is the speech already over?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:39:40pm

re: #319 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Ugh. And now my mind is going to a bad place, thinking about all the people who are going to injure themselves (and maybe die) doing completely fucking stupid stuff with explosives and flammable chemicals.

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:40:26pm

re: #322 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Ugh. And now my mind is going to a bad place, thinking about all the people who are going to injure themselves (and maybe die) doing completely fucking stupid stuff with explosives and flammable chemicals.

Darwin will get his fill tonight.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:40:36pm

re: #316 Ace Rothstein

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:42:42pm

So I haven’t checked Faux, are they declaring this “The Greatest Speech EVAH!!!” yet?

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:44:37pm

re: #325 Targetpractice

They’re about to kill some interns forcing them to find references to a Revolutionary War airport.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:47:49pm

re: #323 Targetpractice

Darwin will get his fill tonight.

To be fair, even the professionals make mistakes. There was a time, in my brief career as a professional shooter, where I almost watched my dad get blown up by a 3” mortar.

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Deep State SuperElite Satinist  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:52:01pm

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:56:15pm
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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:57:29pm

“…Sean Joseph, a 21-year-old student at Virginia Commonwealth University, said he got a group of tickets from his father, who works for the Secret Service. The family had extra tickets, so he invited his friends Jaime Brown, a 20-year-old George Mason University student wearing a MAGA hat, and David Kincaid, 20, also a VCU student.

“I wanted to see the ‘Great White Hope’ speak to us Americans,” Joseph said. “He has America first and that’s what I care about. I want to see Americans thrive before anyone else who doesn’t deserve to be here thrive.”

Accident of birth finds himself deserving. Very Trumpian.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:58:32pm

re: #331 jaunte

The Great White Hope? More like the Great White NOPE.

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:59:19pm

re: #332 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Not hiding the racism; proud of it.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 4, 2019 • 4:59:54pm

re: #332 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

The Great White Hope? More like the Great White NOPE.

The Great Orange Dope

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:00:49pm

re: #333 jaunte

Not hiding the racism; proud of it.

This is the modern GOP and right-wing Christianity. Apparently, White American Jesus has become the official icon of Protestantism. I has a sad.

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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:10:14pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:10:16pm

re: #334 The Pie Overlord!

The Great Orange Dope

No relation.///

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:11:02pm

re: #336 gocart mozart

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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:13:31pm
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b.d.  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:26:48pm

So I guess JFK Jr. was in one of those tanks?

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Dave In Austin  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:28:40pm

What happed at the WH??

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:30:47pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:33:11pm

re: #342 jaunte

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jaunte  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:35:07pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:35:57pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:39:23pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:42:15pm

re: #346 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Ari is one of the original sell-outs to the rabid right wing. I knew that as far back as the GW Bush administration. Dude was a fucking nutjob for Dubya.

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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:47:27pm
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Rightwingconspirator  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:48:04pm

Who knew George Washington had to take over airports?

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Chrysicat  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:50:40pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:51:00pm

re: #349 Rightwingconspirator

Who knew George Washington had to take over airports?

Lucky that he had some brand new Sherman tanks on hand

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PhillyPretzel  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:51:22pm

The fireworks are going off in my neighborhood.

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gocart mozart  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:52:16pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:53:27pm
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Rightwingconspirator  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:56:56pm

Heh new neighbor beat me to the BBQ. Chicken, which takes a while lol.

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Jebediah, RBG  Jul 4, 2019 • 5:57:19pm

re: #149 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I now very much want to know what that feels like.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 4, 2019 • 6:03:03pm

re: #332 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

The Great White Hope? More like the Great White NOPE.

The Great White Joke.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 4, 2019 • 6:15:27pm

*blink*

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jul 4, 2019 • 6:23:30pm

re: #346 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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Eventual Carrion  Jul 4, 2019 • 6:28:06pm

re: #173 jaunte

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Microbes.

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 4, 2019 • 6:54:46pm

re: #346 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

[Embedded content]

“You did it! You made a poopie!”

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MsJ  Jul 4, 2019 • 7:32:21pm

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