The Bob Cesca Podcast: Corn Pop

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show, powered by Laborde Earles Law Firm:

Corn Pop — NSFW! Kimberley Johnson from the Start Me Up podcast fills in for the vacationing Buzz Burbank; Corey Lewandowski testifying to the Judiciary Committee; Lewandowski’s obstruction and contempt; Doug Collins’ marble mouth; The Saudi oil attack and the Trump pattern; The Democrats and attacking Trump; All the president’s whistleblowers; Country vs Hispanics; Sean Spicer on Dancing With The Stars and normalizing villains; With music by Mike Farley Band and Terri Morris; and more!

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Charles Johnson  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:37:05pm
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Dread Pirate  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:38:05pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:39:00pm

re: #2 Dread Pirate

So much fucking corruption.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:40:28pm
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KGxvi  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:40:40pm

re: #2 Dread Pirate

impeach them all

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TedStriker  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:42:04pm

Trump right now, as Bibi’s grasp on his job appears more and more tenuous as the Israeli election results continue coming in: “Netanya-who?”

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:43:27pm

re: #6 TedStriker

Trump right now, as Bibi’s grasp on his job appears more and more tenuous as the Israeli election results continue coming in: “Netanya-who?”

How long until Trump starts calling Bibi “weak” or “low energy”?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:44:11pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

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He said the Saudis paid in cash…I had no idea it was in unmarked $20s…

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:45:22pm
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KGxvi  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:45:58pm

From the last thread:

re: #74 HappyWarrior

I get that remakes are nothing new but it really seems lazy to do all these remakes.

I think a lot of studio executives are unwilling to take a chance on new ideas. It’s an ongoing trend in film right now, along with wanting things that translate well for overseas box office receipts. That second one is one of the reasons that the Rock has become a megastar - it’s easy to sell The Rock vs Whatever overseas.

Conversely, in television, everyone seems more willing to take a chance because there’s just so many outlets now.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:46:47pm

re: #9 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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very cattish behavior throwing all the bathroom things into the sink

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:48:31pm

re: #10 KGxvi

From the last thread:

I think a lot of studio executives are unwilling to take a chance on new ideas. It’s an ongoing trend in film right now, along with wanting things that translate well for overseas box office receipts. That second one is one of the reasons that the Rock has become a megastar - it’s easy to sell The Rock vs Whatever overseas.

Conversely, in television, everyone seems more willing to take a chance because there’s just so many outlets now.

“new ideas” often mean “other than white people are stars”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:49:03pm

re: #12 Backwoods_Sleuth

“new ideas” often mean “other than white people are stars”

or writers or producers or etc…

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Belafon  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:50:12pm

re: #12 Backwoods_Sleuth

“new ideas” often mean “other than white people are stars”

They’re still trying to come around to the idea of white women stars.

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Dave In Austin  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:51:33pm

re: #9 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Quietly puts bowl of water on the floor and closes bathroom door.

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MsJ  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:53:26pm

re: #15 Dave In Austin

Quietly puts bowl of water on the floor and closes barricades bathroom door.

FIFY

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retired cynic  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:56:56pm

If you want a feel-good story: a follow up on the Michael Vick dogs (fighting pit bulls).

washingtonpost.com

I read the follow up in each and every one (and I am NOT a pit bull fan, as two neighboring pits “raised from puppies with children and other pets”, came over and tore one of my loving cats in two in front of me. At least they did not turn on me when I chased them off). The only thing about the article that made me sick to my stomach was the role of PETA and HSUS, with PETA saying they still want to see all such dogs euthanized. Of course, it is really all domestic animals. Damn them.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 1:57:08pm

re: #14 Belafon

They’re still trying to come around to the idea of white women stars.

Team Melissa McCarthy & Sandra Bullock.

Cinema Magic

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:01:52pm

re: #17 retired cynic

If you want a feel-good story: a follow up on the Michael Vick dogs (fighting pit bulls).

washingtonpost.com

I read the follow up in each and every one (and I am NOT a pit bull fan, as two neighboring pits “raised from puppies with children and other pets”, came over and tore one of my loving cats in two in front of me. At least they did not turn on me when I chased them off). The only thing about the article that made me sick to my stomach was the role of PETA and HSUS, with PETA saying they still want to see all such dogs euthanized. Of course, it is really all domestic animals. Damn them.

We contributed to the rescue work at Best Friends for this because we’ve always had AmStaffs until our county passed an ordinance requiring a $500,000 bond for every AmStaff (purebred or mix), effectively making it impossible for them to be a part of our family anymore.

It makes MrBWS sick that the line he had always had as a companion stopped when the last one died of cancer just a few years ago.

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KGxvi  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:05:41pm

re: #12 Backwoods_Sleuth

“new ideas” often mean “other than white people are stars”

re: #13 Backwoods_Sleuth

or writers or producers or etc…

To a certain extent. But I don’t feel like I’ve even seen much new white bread stuff in recent years. I mean of the top 10 grossing movies this year, only one is not a remake or sequel. You’ve got to go to 15 to find the second original IP on the list.

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Targetpractice  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:07:13pm

re: #9 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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“…nice kitty.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:09:44pm

re: #20 KGxvi

To a certain extent. But I don’t feel like I’ve even seen much new white bread stuff in recent years. I mean of the top 10 grossing movies this year, only one is not a remake or sequel. You’ve got to go to 15 to find the second original IP on the list.

I agree, and it makes me very happy.

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gocart mozart  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:14:50pm
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gocart mozart  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:15:00pm
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gocart mozart  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:15:39pm
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gocart mozart  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:16:12pm
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Dave In Austin  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:16:32pm

A Liberal Redneck Reaction Video - The Third Democratic Debate

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gocart mozart  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:16:54pm
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gocart mozart  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:17:33pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:17:47pm

re: #20 KGxvi

To a certain extent. But I don’t feel like I’ve even seen much new white bread stuff in recent years. I mean of the top 10 grossing movies this year, only one is not a remake or sequel. You’ve got to go to 15 to find the second original IP on the list.

You basically hit it. It takes more effort, money and risk to build a new property than ride off the back of an established one. You might notice in a lot of cases the first film in a franchise is NOT its highest grossing title. That all goes back to needing time to build a new IP.

Video games are notorious for this too, to an extent. Most AAA titles are just sequels or reboots of well known properties (Mario, Zelda, Need for Speed, Call of Duty, Resident Evil, Halo, Mega Man, Final Fantasy, the list goes and on).

That said, when it comes to games, if you know where to look, there are plenty of good original IPs on offer from smaller indie developers.

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gocart mozart  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:18:05pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:19:15pm

re: #29 gocart mozart

For a moment I didn’t realize that was satire. Holy shit we’ve fallen far.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:20:40pm

re: #31 gocart mozart

“Psychedelic Porn Crumpets”

Now, there’s one that’ll be tough to top.

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EPR-radar  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:22:02pm

re: #26 gocart mozart

I’ve mentioned this before, but my grandfather on my mom’s side had real life experience in spotting Nazis early on (i.e., he got out of Germany in time). Although he was a staunch Republican, he thought Buchanan’s campaign in 1992 was Nazi talk.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:26:35pm

More behind the clicky

Click to Reveal
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:29:53pm

Our last AmStaff, CD:

And CD’s son Hogger (aka Booger/Boogie):

And Hogger wanted a puppy of his own so Ellis (Little Shit Dog: read the initials) joined the pack:

oh, and Hogger’s mom was a Basset/Chow mix:

All of these dogs were rescues except for CD, who was the last of the purebred AmStaff line.

Girliedog was shot in the head by her previous owner. There’s a huge story there for another day.

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jaunte  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:30:37pm
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jaunte  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:34:25pm

Still, nowhere near the density of a Trump voter.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:37:54pm

re: #24 gocart mozart

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I am in love all over again…

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:38:01pm

re: #38 jaunte

Still, nowhere near the density of a Trump voter.

Or Trump himself.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:40:24pm

re: #26 gocart mozart

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But did any of them say “Sir”???

I thought NOT…

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Shropshire Slasher  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:42:18pm

re: #9 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Why do our pets drink toilet water? Because it’s cold. Don’t ask me how I know that.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:44:01pm
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KGxvi  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:47:13pm

re: #30 Eclectic Cyborg

You basically hit it. It takes more effort, money and risk to build a new property than ride off the back of an established one. You might notice in a lot of cases the first film in a franchise is NOT its highest grossing title. That all goes back to needing time to build a new IP.

Video games are notorious for this too, to an extent. Most AAA titles are just sequels or reboots of well known properties (Mario, Zelda, Need for Speed, Call of Duty, Resident Evil, Halo, Mega Man, Final Fantasy, the list goes and on).

That said, when it comes to games, if you know where to look, there are plenty of good original IPs on offer from smaller indie developers.

Oh, I get all that. I suppose what I’m bemoaning, more than anything is the whole franchise trend right now. Everything has to be able to create multiple sequels and/or spin offs. It seems really difficult to do a simple stand alone movie, especially if it is character driven (harder to translate means harder to sell over seas).

Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the John Wick movies just a bit too much, but I’d have been fine if it was just the first movie and nothing more. Now there’s going to be a fourth movie and a potential TV spin off.

Then again, Netflix has been pretty good in turning out the non-franchise movies of late. And I rarely have much desire to actually go to a movie theater, so…

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:52:49pm

re: #35 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

NEW: a white supremacist troll is facing four federal charges for allegedly threatening a Black Lives Matter activist who had planned to run for city council in Charlottesville

Glad to see our courts seriously addressing the threat of terrorism.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:53:09pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:54:10pm
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KGxvi  Sep 18, 2019 • 2:58:14pm

re: #47 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

AOC retweeted the revised definition of “they” to include a preferred pronoun for non-binary people and let me just say… the replies were a fucking rollercoaster. I’m surprised she doesn’t have to pay rent for living in their heads at this point.

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Barefoot Grin  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:00:30pm

re: #36 Backwoods_Sleuth

Our last AmStaff, CD:

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All of these dogs were rescues except for CD, who was the last of the purebred AmStaff line.

Girliedog was shot in the head by her previous owner. There’s a huge story there for another day.

Wonderful. I’ve only been learning about the various nuances of “pit bull” after two different people within a week saw me walking our rescue and asked “what kind of pit bull mix is that?” and started googling.

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plansbandc  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:00:59pm

re: #38 jaunte

Ba dum tss

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:01:08pm

re: #42 Shropshire Slasher

Why do our pets drink toilet water? Because it’s cold. Don’t ask me how I know that.

I always thought it was because it was convenient

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Barefoot Grin  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:03:05pm

re: #51 Backwoods_Sleuth

I always thought it was because it was convenient

It is. Don’t ask me how I know that.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:03:48pm

Okay, no doubt these really are boneless.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:05:20pm

Capacities higher for chipped or sliced:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:05:52pm

re: #49 Barefoot Grin

Wonderful. I’ve only been learning about the various nuances of “pit bull” after two different people within a week saw me walking our rescue and asked “what kind of pit bull mix is that?” and started googling.

They are GREAT dogs, especially with children (in Victorian times and even later, they were very much in demand as babysitters), it all depends on how they are raised…much like ANY breed of dog.

Last time I checked, the worst (read: most vicious/dangerous) breeds were Dachshunds and Chihuahuas.

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jaunte  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:06:06pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:07:21pm
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jaunte  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:12:28pm

re: #57 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Another student of history with a Come and Take It flag on her twitter page, who probably doesn’t know that they came and took the Goliad cannon and we have no idea where it is.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:13:24pm

re: #57 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Did it occur to Mackenzie K. that the good samaritan might actually BE a licensed barber?

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gocart mozart  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:15:13pm
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plansbandc  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:15:32pm
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Barefoot Grin  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:16:04pm

re: #55 Backwoods_Sleuth

They are GREAT dogs, especially with children (in Victorian times and even later, they were very much in demand as babysitters), it all depends on how they are raised…much like ANY breed of dog.

Last time I checked, the worst (read: most vicious/dangerous) breeds were Dachshunds and Chihuahuas.

I do know a bit about at least one Dachshund. We housesat for a family for a year when we were just married. Barely any rent, but we had to take care of their Dachshund. He was mostly sweet, but could get in a rage about food; but in particular his burrowing-animal instincts would kick in—dog under the table and your leg swings in his direction meant a lunge; playful dog goes down into the sheets on the bed—you lift the sheets and the dog comes at you like shot out of a rocket because vestigial impulses about being in a den of some kind and coming under attack kick in.

My wife was pregnant while we lived there and the little beast followed her everywhere; when she slept on the couch he would jump up to put his head on her tummy. Mostly a sweet boy, but I can see how they cause lots of bites.

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jaunte  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:19:05pm

While Mackenzie is policing haircuts:

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:19:57pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:21:44pm

re: #59 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Did it occur to Mackenzie K. that the good samaritan might actually BE a licensed barber?

doesn’t fit her narrative.

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plansbandc  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:22:19pm

re: #62 Barefoot Grin

I worked at a grooming shop for a few years. The meanest dogs we dealt with were little dogs. They are often spoiled and entitled because people think since they’re small they don’t need to train them. There was a Beagle Basset who refused to allow me near him. He was adorable looking, but the only person who could groom him was the meanest groomer we had. I think he sensed a kindred spirit.

The one major exception to this is Chow Chows. Several grooming shops won’t even deal with them. We had a Chow specialist and she was great, but she did get bitten severely one time. They do NOT like being groomed.

Huskies are the biggest babies. They’re beautiful, but my God are they dramatic. Not bitey, but just moan and cry and collapse. :D

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:22:30pm

re: #57 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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plansbandc  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:25:56pm

re: #67 Backwoods_Sleuth

Oh super. Brightening up the community.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:31:20pm
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MsJ  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:33:22pm

re: #63 jaunte

While Mackenzie is policing haircuts:

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Looks like one o’ them eye-rackies, ya axe me.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:38:39pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:38:45pm

re: #62 Barefoot Grin

I do know a bit about at least one Dachshund. We housesat for a family for a year when we were just married. Barely any rent, but we had to take care of their Dachshund. He was mostly sweet, but could get in a rage about food; but in particular his burrowing-animal instincts would kick in—dog under the table and your leg swings in his direction meant a lunge; playful dog goes down into the sheets on the bed—you lift the sheets and the dog comes at you like shot out of a rocket because vestigial impulses about being in a den of some kind and coming under attack kick in.

My wife was pregnant while we lived there and the little beast followed her everywhere; when she slept on the couch he would jump up to put his head on her tummy. Mostly a sweet boy, but I can see how they cause lots of bites.

When I was in junior and high school, my mom raised long-haired dachshunds. They were ALL adorable.

A few days/sometime ago someone posted here a tweet about a dachshund pup who was paralyzed at birth.

We had that prob with one litter and it was a hip dysplasia sort of thing at birth…it was a genetic thing.
Fortunately, it only involved two puppers…one was able to completely recover from the back leg taping followed by intense physical therapy. The other pup ended up with stiff back legs but otherwise you couldn’t keep him down…he was a jumper/hopper.

His name was TinyTim and MrBWS’s family took him into their family back in 1965

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gocart mozart  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:53:43pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:54:54pm

re: #74 gocart mozart

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those are not sneakers on her feet.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:56:39pm

re: #74 gocart mozart

Replies do not disappoint.

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gocart mozart  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:56:56pm

lol

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DangerMan  Sep 18, 2019 • 3:58:49pm

thegreatpoolpondconversion - 190915 edition ——————————>

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:01:10pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:01:37pm

re: #74 gocart mozart

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:08:20pm

re: #77 gocart mozart

lol

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calochortus  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:09:52pm

re: #67 Backwoods_Sleuth

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She needs to get the rest of the way through her “training.” I don’t think it is illegal to cut hair for free without a license. There’s something about compensation that makes it different. Otherwise the State of California will come and arrest me the next time I trim the ends on my own hair. I suppose Texas could be a little different, but I doubt it.

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Dread Pirate  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:10:49pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:17:15pm

JFC

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:20:00pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:20:01pm

re: #84 Backwoods_Sleuth

That tweet may have sealed his fate for 2020.

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KGxvi  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:20:16pm

Gavin Newsom signed the independent contractor bill which is going to reshape some employment law in California, but not much, because the legislature cut out a whole lot of exceptions.

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plansbandc  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:20:18pm

re: #82 calochortus

I cut and dye my own hair. I never knew until today just how lawless I am.

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gocart mozart  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:22:57pm
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retired cynic  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:23:34pm

LinkDriftglass assigns some blame: Jeff Zucker is Every Bit the Monster That Roger Ailes Was.

Jeff Zucker is currently the president of CNN Worldwide.

More than almost anyone else, Jeff Zucker is responsible for the rise of Donald Trump from sleazy New York real-estate scumbag, serial adulterer, sexual predator and Russian sock puppet to president of the United States.

And Jeff Zucker did it all for ratings.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:25:59pm

re: #89 gocart mozart

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he just can not STFU

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calochortus  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:27:31pm

re: #88 plansbandc

I cut and dye my own hair. I never knew until today just how lawless I am.

Sadly, it’s about as lawless as I get.

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Belafon  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:28:12pm

re: #89 gocart mozart

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The need to fill his soul with brags and praise is overriding what filters he migh have had left.

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gocart mozart  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:32:47pm
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sagehen  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:37:22pm

re: #34 EPR-radar

I’ve mentioned this before, but my grandfather on my mom’s side had real life experience in spotting Nazis early on (i.e., he got out of Germany in time). Although he was a staunch Republican, he thought Buchanan’s campaign in 1992 was Nazi talk.

Was it Molly Ivins or Ann Richards who said of his RNC speech “it sounded better in the original German”?

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retired cynic  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:37:59pm

re: #94 gocart mozart

WTF is it with Iowa and Gabbard??

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Decatur Deb  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:39:07pm

Camped for the night in Rat, New Mexico. Opened another box of pinot, listening to CCR.
It ain’t me, I ain’t no fortunate son.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:39:08pm

re: #96 retired cynic

WTF is it with Iowa and Gabbard??

It’s damn cold in Iowa in the winter. Hawaii is a dream vacation.

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plansbandc  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:40:29pm

re: #97 Decatur Deb

My parents got married there.

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EPR-radar  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:41:29pm

re: #95 sagehen

Was it Molly Ivins or Ann Richards who said of his RNC speech “it sounded better in the original German”?

Ivins. The danger signs have been there for decades. Back then, a neo-Nazi campaign for the GOP nomination failed. In 2016, a neo-Nazi campaign for the GOP nomination succeeded.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:41:45pm

re: #99 plansbandc

My parents got married there.

Honeymooned in Marmot, North Dakota?

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jeffreyw  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:47:39pm

re: #42 Shropshire Slasher

Why do our pets drink toilet water? Because it’s cold. Don’t ask me how I know that.

Deep, too.

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plansbandc  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:48:35pm

re: #101 Decatur Deb

Lots of CO kids in the 50’s eloped there because NM didn’t require a blood test. Dudes parents got married there too.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:51:08pm

re: #103 plansbandc

Lots of CO kids in the 50’s eloped there because NM didn’t require a blood test. Dudes parents got married there too.

The 1960s Kentucky version was Smyrna TN—same reason, plus 14 years marriage age.

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Barefoot Grin  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:53:09pm

re: #96 retired cynic

WTF is it with Iowa and Gabbard??

In 2015 Bernie signs were the only “Democrat” signs up around here; 2019 Tulsi signs are the only ones I see.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:54:24pm

re: #105 Barefoot Grin

In 2015 Bernie signs were the only “Democrat” signs up around here; 2019 Tulsi signs are the only ones I see.

Yard signs up and down the Yellow Brick Road.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:56:48pm

re: #106 Decatur Deb

Yard signs up and down the Yellow Brick Road.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

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teleskiguy  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:57:13pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 4:58:30pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:05:33pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:12:37pm
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Belafon  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:18:04pm

re: #96 retired cynic

WTF is it with Iowa and Gabbard??

Republicans pretending to be Democrats.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:18:50pm

oh…

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Decatur Deb  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:26:59pm

re: #108 teleskiguy

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Our trip home includes a drop into Agua Prieta. Could test our Old White Handicap Plate Privilege by stuffing the little camper with bud and buttons and waving to the various Federales.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:31:15pm

re: #54 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Capacities higher for chipped or sliced:

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“You’re always gonna have a problem picking up a body in one piece….”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:37:14pm
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Dread Pirate  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:39:49pm

I bet he thinks that made some sort of sense.

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gocart mozart  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:41:05pm
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PhillyPretzel  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:44:11pm

re: #116 Backwoods_Sleuth

We all make mistakes. We are human beings.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:44:45pm

re: #117 Dread Pirate

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I bet he thinks that made some sort of sense.

Build a wall and make Nevada pay for it?

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A Three Hour Tour  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:46:04pm

re: #95 sagehen

Was it Molly Ivins or Ann Richards who said of his RNC speech “it sounded better in the original German”?

Ivins, but Clarence Page also made the same observation as Ivins on TV the night of Buchanan’s speech, but observed that Buchanan had always been friendly to him when they were co-panelists on the McLaughlin Group, adding “But I guess you never really know about a person until he runs for president.”

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:47:30pm

re: #121 A Three Hour Tour

Ivins, but Clarence Page also made the same observation as Ivins on TV the night of Buchanan’s speech, but observed that Buchanan had always been friendly to him when they were co-panelists on the McLaughlin Group, adding “But I guess you never really know about a person until he runs for president.”

No doubt Buchanan thought Page was “one of the good ones”.

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:48:07pm

re: #116 Backwoods_Sleuth

Hey it’s not like he slapped a girl in the face with his dick.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:48:59pm

re: #95 sagehen

Ivins, during the 1992 GOP convention.

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TedStriker  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:51:43pm

re: #97 Decatur Deb

Camped for the night in Rat, New Mexico. Opened another box of pinot, listening to CCR.
It ain’t me, I ain’t no fortunate son.

You mean Raton, DD? Been there and to Taos, each of them once and both to them on the return trips from Philmont Scout Ranch in Cimarron back to Albuquerque for the flights home.

/get you some Hatch Chiles and/or chili powder made with them…

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Decatur Deb  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:54:24pm

re: #125 TedStriker

You mean Raton, DD? Been there and to Taos, each of them once and both to them on the return trips from Philmont Scout Ranch in Cimarron back to Albuquerque for the flights home.

/get you some Hatch Chiles and/or chili powder made with them…

The very place. The wiki translates it as “mouse”, but I know my Spanish and my rodents.
Seems to be a lot of chiles about.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:55:37pm

re: #103 plansbandc

Lots of CO kids in the 50’s eloped there because NM didn’t require a blood test. Dudes parents got married there too.

My parents eloped from Lubbock and got married in Clovis, New Mexico. Her parents disapproved. She was said to be the prettiest girl in Lubbock and they were disappointed that she rejected the jug eared local boys in favor of a handsome young airman from California. Just being from Cal was scandalous enough but he also looked like a Mexican, Anglo name notwithstanding. The eventual parents went to England the next year. 8 months into my mother’s pregnancy, they went to Salisbury on the assurance that it was ok for her to travel. It wasn’t, and that is how I arrived a month early, within sight of Stonehenge, on the summer solstice.

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Skip Intro  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:56:42pm

re: #117 Dread Pirate

I wonder if this stooge has noticed how clean the air is in LA. When I was growing up the smog was so bad at this time of year I’d come home from sports practice and just lie on my bed for a few hours, trying to breathe. That, of course, is what the Great Leader wants us to return to.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:56:47pm

re: #119 PhillyPretzel

We all make mistakes. We are human beings.

Yeah. But as the top of the privilege food chain, I’m leery of being the first to excuse things.

My Nephew In Law posted on FB about how silly it was that there was controversy over the “Redskins” team name. I suggested maybe he and I were not the ones who should be making that judgement.

I dunno. In a way, this is a MUCH clearer transgression than Ralph Northam’s, who quite possibly was NEITHER of the people in the picture in that yearbook.

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Skip Intro  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:57:38pm

re: #118 gocart mozart

Is that supposed to be a dig or a complement?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 18, 2019 • 5:57:58pm

re: #128 Skip Intro

I wonder if this stooge has noticed how clean the air is in LA. When I was growing up the smog was so bad at this time of year I’d come home from sports practice and just lie on my bed for a few hours, trying to breathe. That, of course, is what the Great Leader wants us to return to.

Nah, that’s attributing too much thought to him. He wants to dominate California, plain and simple. This is a way to do it.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:05:17pm

America under Trump is starting to feel like everything good, everything that made America special, is getting smeared with shit, and every single flaw that we have is being polished up for display.

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:05:49pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:12:05pm

How many of you, when you heard about an ‘urgent and credible’ issue in the Intelligence Community that the White House and DOJ are trying to cover up, JUST KNEW it was gonna be Trump and his big mouth?

Trump’s communications with foreign leader are part of whistleblower complaint that spurred standoff between spy chief and Congress, former officials say

The whistleblower complaint that has triggered a tense showdown between the U.S. intelligence community and Congress involves President Trump’s communications with a foreign leader, according to two former U.S. officials familiar with the matter.

Trump’s interaction with the foreign leader included a “promise” that was regarded as so troubling that it prompted an official in the U.S. intelligence community to file a formal whistleblower complaint with the inspector general for the intelligence community, said the officials, speaking on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the matter publicly.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:13:10pm

re: #133 The Pie Overlord!

re: #134 Blind Frog Belly White

Missed it by that much.
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TedStriker  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:16:27pm

re: #118 gocart mozart

In downtown Paterson, Winona Ryder has wrapped as Evelyn Finkel on HBO’s Plot Against America. So much Roth, Yiddishkeit and Jersey in the performance that her name could just as well be Winona Horowitz. Also note: Few are they who can stylishly top themselves with a dead bird. pic.twitter.com

— David Simon (@AoDespair) September 18, 2019

Ryder’s having quite a career resurgence the past couple of years or so: first with Stranger Things, now with this.

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:16:34pm

So now we know what “Promises Made—Promises Kept” really means.

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A Three Hour Tour  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:17:07pm

re: #134 Blind Frog Belly White

How many of you, when you heard about an ‘urgent and credible’ issue in the Intelligence Community that the White House and DOJ are trying to cover up, JUST KNEW it was gonna be Trump and his big mouth?

Trump’s communications with foreign leader are part of whistleblower complaint that spurred standoff between spy chief and Congress, former officials say

It cannot be said often enough: Donald John Trump is a security risk. Donald John Trump is a threat to national security.

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rhuarc  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:19:57pm

re: #133 The Pie Overlord!

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So it IS a case of Trump promising to turn our high level Russian spy we removed from Russia over to Putin. That was my #1 guess!

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jaunte  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:21:26pm
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calochortus  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:26:32pm

re: #117 Dread Pirate

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I bet he thinks that made some sort of sense.

What a brilliant idea! We just need to come up with a solution to homelessness. Why did no one think of that before?
/

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Weaselone  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:27:55pm

re: #117 Dread Pirate

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I bet he thinks that made some sort of sense.

There’s reasons that homelessness is acute in urban areas, particularly California. It’s probably not any of the reason right wingnuts would provide.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:28:00pm

re: #140 jaunte

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So what else did Trump blab to Master Putin?

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gocart mozart  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:28:32pm
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jaunte  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:29:42pm
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Charles Johnson  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:32:29pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:32:46pm

re: #145 jaunte

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Criswell Bacon predicts that Trump was getting marching orders from Putin.

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Dave In Austin  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:34:04pm
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Belafon  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:34:16pm

re: #136 TedStriker

Ryder’s having quite a career resurgence the past couple of years or so: first with Stranger Things, now with this.

I credit her small role as Spock’s mom. :)

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Belafon  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:35:04pm

re: #146 Charles Johnson

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As long as we’re on the same page that just promising is enough, even if he wasn’t going to deliver.

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jaunte  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:35:06pm

re: #148 Dave In Austin

Al-Duckdynasti

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Dave In Austin  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:35:18pm

Fucking Fat Donny from Queens……..

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Decatur Deb  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:36:08pm

re: #148 Dave In Austin

Got that Taliban Trim working.

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jaunte  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:37:29pm
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Dave In Austin  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:37:39pm

re: #153 Decatur Deb

Got that Taliban Trim working.

They all look the same. Put him in a kaftan and give him an AK…..

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Charles Johnson  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:45:06pm
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Belafon  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:45:29pm

TL;DR version: Mom can’t take seeing her son die. I bet it would be an issue for some.

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Belafon  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:49:53pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:50:10pm

FACT: THERE IS NO PRESCRIPTION DRUG PRICE DECREASE
FACT: THERE IS NO HEALTHCARE PLAN
FACT: THERE IS NO INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN
FACT: DONALD J. TRUMP IS A TREASON-DOING TRAITOR.

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gocart mozart  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:51:59pm

MAGAts still can’t understand this as satire.

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retired cynic  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:57:31pm

re: #160 gocart mozart

Those photos just creep me out!

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jaunte  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:58:17pm

re: #161 retired cynic

The sane 60% of the country endorses your sentiment.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Sep 18, 2019 • 6:59:37pm

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jaunte  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:04:44pm

Whistle-blower can go directly to the House Intelligence Committee.

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:05:29pm
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jaunte  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:05:51pm
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MsJ  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:06:14pm

UFOs, UAPS… Whatever. We apparently aren’t alone.

apple.news

Navy Confirms: Those UFO Videos Are Real And Never Should’ve Been Released

Naval authorities call the objects in the footage “unidentified aerial phenomena

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Belafon  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:07:15pm

re: #167 MsJ

UFOs, UAPS… Whatever. We apparently aren’t alone.

apple.news

I’m never alone.

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retired cynic  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:09:03pm

re: #167 MsJ

UFOs, UAPS… Whatever. We apparently aren’t alone.

apple.news

It said story unavailable for me. Sad

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:10:12pm
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Amory Blaine  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:13:21pm

Uh huh,

Pelosi says she would have held Lewandowski in contempt ‘right then and there’

Speaker Nancy Pelosi told a group of lawmakers Wednesday evening that Corey Lewandowski should have been held in contempt “right then and there” when he talked over members, dodged their questions and promoted his Senate campaign from a House hearing.

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Ace-o-aces  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:14:28pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

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jaunte  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:16:42pm

re: #170 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Filing deadline is December 9. He may stay in the presidential race a while longer just to raise his profile.

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plansbandc  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:17:34pm

Ken Burns’ “Country Music” is so good.

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calochortus  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:18:00pm

re: #172 Ace-o-aces

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Umm, maybe his fans are stuffing money in his g-string pockets? Or he’s too cheap to buy a wallet?

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Dave In Austin  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:21:32pm
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Belafon  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:22:19pm

re: #173 jaunte

Filing deadline is December 9. He may stay in the presidential race a while longer just to raise his profile.

I want to see MJ go after Cornyn. I’m still of the opinion that Beto will make a good VP candidate. Think of the stories if it was Warren/Beto. How many JFK/LBJ stories would we hear?

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Belafon  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:23:04pm

re: #176 Dave In Austin

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Why won’t someone let men win the presidency?!

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Jay C  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:23:10pm

re: #175 calochortus

Umm, maybe his fans are stuffing money in his g-string pockets? Or he’s too cheap to buy a wallet?

I thought the hallmark of the “really really wealthy” (like Trump would like us all to believe) was that they never actually carry any cash or cards on them…

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gocart mozart  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:23:54pm
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calochortus  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:24:52pm

re: #179 Jay C

I thought the hallmark of the “really really wealthy” (like Trump would like us all to believe) was that they never actually carry any cash or cards on them…

Nah, he’s a Man of the People and figures that’s how “people” carry their money.

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retired cynic  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:25:05pm

re: #180 gocart mozart

I think I’m through eating pork for a while.

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Belafon  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:27:26pm

re: #180 gocart mozart

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China: Buy our port, Americans. We at least inspect our meat.

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calochortus  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:27:45pm

re: #182 retired cynic

I think I’m through eating pork for a while.

We usually get Niman Ranch pork, and I think we can probably rely on the fact they charge top dollar for their humanely raised, all natural meat to not want to screw up their market. Not an option for everyone.

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:30:24pm

re: #180 gocart mozart

BWAHAHA! The Jewish/Muslim/Vegetarian plot to take over the world will succeed now!

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Cheechako  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:31:00pm

re: #180 gocart mozart

So, are cattle and chickens, next?

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plansbandc  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:32:11pm

re: #186 Cheechako

Of course.

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jaunte  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:32:26pm
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plansbandc  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:34:53pm

The traitor needs to go NOW.

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gocart mozart  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:36:54pm
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Dread Pirate  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:37:01pm
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Belafon  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:37:39pm

re: #188 jaunte

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calochortus  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:39:31pm

re: #192 Belafon

And the sad part: Who here is surprised at this?

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retired cynic  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:39:49pm

re: #193 calochortus

And the sad part: Who here is surprised at this?

Not me!

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Belafon  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:43:00pm

re: #190 gocart mozart

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That still looks like Tom Hanks in makeup.

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sagehen  Sep 18, 2019 • 7:58:06pm

re: #179 Jay C

I thought the hallmark of the “really really wealthy” (like Trump would like us all to believe) was that they never actually carry any cash or cards on them…

They carry 100’s and 50’s neatly folded in a monogrammed sterling silver money clip.


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