Bon Iver - Naeem (Official Music Video)

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Justin Vernon’s latest work is amazing; one of the best albums of the year, maybe the decade, with striking sonic experimentation and moving, powerfully poetic lyrics. This evocative video springs from one of the highlights of the album.

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Writer + Director: AG Rojas
EP/Owner: Jackie Kelman Bisbee
Executive Producer: Dinah Rodriguez
Line Producer: Pete Vitale
Director of Photography: Alexis Zabe
Production Designer: Chris Jones
Costume Designer: Tatiana Valentin
Casting: Sonia Hernandez
Visual Effects: a52
Starring: Cynthia Rodriguez, Azul Rodriguez, David Orellana, David Gonzalez Rojas, Christa Haxthausen

Additional Engineering: BJ Burton, Noah Goldstein, Bella Blasko. Additional Production: BJ Burton, TU Dance. Musicians: Toni Pierce-Sands - Claps. Jenn Wasner - Voices. Christian Warner - Voice. Graham Tolbert - Voice. Noah Goldstein - Programming. Psymun -Sampling. Rob Moose - Violin, Viola, String Arrangement, Worm Crew Arrangement, Conductor. Worm Crew - Horns. Brooklyn Youth Chorus + Bryce Dessner - Choral. Writers: BJ Burton, Trever Hagen, Brad Cook, JT Bates, Noah Goldstein.

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168 comments

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 23, 2019 • 3:11:53pm

In case you know anyone. 🤬🤬🤬

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 23, 2019 • 3:14:41pm
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gocart mozart  Nov 23, 2019 • 3:15:28pm

This band played in our living room at a party in 1989 because my roommate was buddies with them

Bud Collins Trio - Nomads Land

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gocart mozart  Nov 23, 2019 • 3:18:14pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2019 • 3:23:49pm

re: #4 gocart mozart

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pretty sure I can get a better deal from the demons than I can get from the GOP evangelicals.

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Dread Pirate  Nov 23, 2019 • 3:27:30pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 23, 2019 • 3:28:02pm
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Mattand  Nov 23, 2019 • 3:34:36pm

Popeye Tongue Syndrome is a crippling affliction that affects 38 out of every 12 boxers. Won’t you please do your part to fight this horrible disease?

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 23, 2019 • 3:49:24pm

re: #8 Mattand

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Popeye Tongue Syndrome is a crippling affliction that affects 38 out of every 12 boxers. Won’t you please do your part to fight this horrible disease?

“This ain’t no syndrome—I yam what I yam!”

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jaunte  Nov 23, 2019 • 3:50:55pm

Boxers: “Feature, not bug!”

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mmmirele  Nov 23, 2019 • 3:51:12pm

The strange tale of Gerald Cotten, Canadian bitcoin exchange owner who died in India…or did he?

vanityfair.com

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jeffreyw  Nov 23, 2019 • 3:52:00pm
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Barefoot Grin  Nov 23, 2019 • 3:53:58pm

re: #12 jeffreyw

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And you gave peas a chance.

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Mattand  Nov 23, 2019 • 3:54:59pm

re: #10 jaunte

Boxers: “Feature, not bug!”

I tried to remember that when I caught him going full billy goat and eating a Pepsi can.

Fortunately, he was just spitting out the pieces, but still…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2019 • 3:57:52pm
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i(m)p(each)sos  Nov 23, 2019 • 3:59:57pm

re: #2 NO SMOCKING GUN!

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I actually KNOW her! And she’s thrilled to death her tweet went viral today :)

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jaunte  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:01:59pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:02:44pm

Juante retweeted something that I thought would be a good sticker:

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jeffreyw  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:04:11pm

re: #13 Barefoot Grin

And you gave peas a chance.

Go to your room.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:06:01pm

re: #17 jaunte

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I live in a townhouse community—so lots of wifi names come up when my little old Airport Express is struggling. Among them: 45in20 and MAGA2020.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:06:28pm

re: #19 jeffreyw

Go to your room.

Look, all I am saying is….

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:06:59pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:10:21pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:10:52pm
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Dread Pirate  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:11:43pm

That’s a bold plan, Cotton..

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:11:56pm

So I was reading a Mark Billingham novel this afternoon (he’s a British mystery author) and came across this segment, two detectives are surveilling a suspect’s home:

Throne said, ‘how’s it looking?’
‘If you ask me, it’s a Donald Trump situation.’
‘Come again?’
‘The lights are on but there’s nobody home.’

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retired cynic  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:14:27pm

re: #26 The Pie Overlord!

I enjoy mysteries, and it is amazing how many of them feature disparaging remarks concerning Trump, just as throw-away mentions. For decades!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:15:08pm
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Barefoot Grin  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:15:30pm

Christ, our foreign policy is operating in 4 or 5 directions simultaneously. That’s not what “4d chess” is supposed to mean.

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steve_davis  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:16:52pm

re: #2 NO SMOCKING GUN!

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I never buy romaine lettuce. Fool me once, shame on me…..

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:18:20pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:23:30pm

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:24:46pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:26:59pm

If Trump got to replace RBG, that would make Rogers the 4th most “liberal” Justice on the Court, and I guess Gorsuch the center.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:28:56pm
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jeffreyw  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:34:25pm

re: #21 Barefoot Grin

Look, all I am saying is….

Immediately!

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retired cynic  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:34:42pm

re: #34 NO SMOCKING GUN!

If Trump got to replace RBG, that would make Rogers the 4th most “liberal” Justice on the Court, and I guess Gorsuch the center.

Roberts?

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Mattand  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:35:41pm

Just found out my best friend’s son, a 19-year-old sophomore in college, has decided to become a MAGAt. Hasn’t said anything openly racist or anything yet, but looks to be going full Alex Keating.

My bud and his wife are doing their best not to lecture or harass or anything like that. They’re pretty much on the same page as most people here, but they’ve always told him that the opinions they express are theirs, and ultimately he has to figure out where he falls.

To be honest, they think part of it is straight-up teen age rebellion. Part of the problem is for him, Trump is the only president he’s ever actually been cognizant of. He sees the boorish behavior; the open flouting of the Constitution; the attacks on private citizens; and thinks this is normal.

I’m not gonna lie: it’s disappointing, bordering on upsetting. I’ve known this kid since he was a toddler. To see him potentially going down this path at such a young age sucks.

My friend thinks his son views himself as “center-right”; aka, “I’m just here for alleged business acumen and not the overt racism and criminal behavior.” Which they and we know isn’t a fucking option anymore with the Grand Old White Nationalist Party.

Hopefully he’ll snap out of it. By my friend’s own admission, his son has had a fairly sheltered life and the term “white privilege” is gonna be a hard lesson to digest. Better sooner than later, though.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:35:44pm
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Barefoot Grin  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:39:42pm

re: #30 steve_davis

I never buy romaine lettuce. Fool me once, shame on me…..

What dark secrets it holds in its heart!

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:40:05pm

re: #38 Mattand

Trump himself, when not acting like a 2 year old, acts like an out of control 18 y.o. male on a hormone rage. I can see why a teenage male could get a dopamine high off of Trump’s rants.

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:40:24pm

re: #27 retired cynic

I enjoy mysteries, and it is amazing how many of them feature disparaging remarks concerning Trump, just as throw-away mentions. For decades!

Carl Hiaasen mentions Trump a lot.

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Amory Blaine  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:41:19pm

re: #24 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

It could be the bizarro Hindenburg.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:42:08pm
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retired cynic  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:42:18pm

re: #40 Barefoot Grin

What dark secrets it holds in its heart!

sssssssssssss

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retired cynic  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:43:14pm

re: #44 Backwoods_Sleuth

Maybe we should all move up there and establish a liberal enclave, with greens and strawberries.

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:47:23pm

Cortuption: it’s the new Covfefe

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:48:58pm
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Decatur Deb  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:52:57pm

Out of the hospital w/ a shiny new ankle, now to get out of the painkillers. (Ankles are a lot rougher than hips.)

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gocart mozart  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:55:16pm

The future of conservatism

GTA V Missions with Nick Fuentes - Part 1 #Gamer #ROLEPLAY

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retired cynic  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:55:33pm

re: #49 Decatur Deb

Congratulations! May everything go smoothly! (I’ve heard hips are the easiest. No person experience, except my husband got along great with his. And my dad with both of his.)

I tried to get off the painkillers too quickly, and the formerly compressed nerves objected vociferously. Trying again…

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Decatur Deb  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:57:07pm

re: #51 retired cynic

Congratulations! May everything go smoothly! (I’ve heard hips are the easiest. No person experience, except my husband got along great with his. And my dad with both of his.)

I tried to get off the painkillers too quickly, and the formerly compressed nerves objected vociferously. Trying again…

What are you nursing? We can turn this into a medical geezerfest.

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:57:55pm

re: #49 Decatur Deb

Out of the hospital w/ a shiny new ankle, now to get out of the painkillers. (Ankles are a lot rougher than hips.)

I had my ankle surgery 2 years ago AND I AM STILL IN FUCKING PAIN. The only thing the surgery did was remove the swelling.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 23, 2019 • 4:59:37pm

re: #53 The Pie Overlord!

I had my ankle surgery 2 years ago AND I AM STILL IN FUCKING PAIN. The only thing the surgery did was remove the swelling.

Not the way that’s supposed to work. My babydoc says I’ll get serious pain relief, maybe not much increased range of motion.

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retired cynic  Nov 23, 2019 • 5:00:42pm

re: #52 Decatur Deb

A previous L1-L5 fusion worked well, but there was still sciatic issues. So just (gosh, almost a month ago) had an L5-S1 fusion. Have high hopes. How did you mess up your ankle?

re: #53 The Pie Overlord!

Oh, that’s awful! I assume you have seen more docs?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2019 • 5:05:33pm

oh…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 23, 2019 • 5:06:39pm

re: #48 Backwoods_Sleuth

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retired cynic  Nov 23, 2019 • 5:06:58pm

re: #56 Backwoods_Sleuth

oh…

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Holy Schnooks!

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Decatur Deb  Nov 23, 2019 • 5:07:03pm

re: #55 retired cynic

A previous L1-L5 fusion worked well, but there was still sciatic issues. So just (gosh, almost a month ago) had an L5-S1 fusion. Have high hopes. How did you mess up your ankle?

Oh, that’s awful! I assume you have seen more docs?

Bicycle accident 20 years ago.

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retired cynic  Nov 23, 2019 • 5:08:56pm

re: #58 retired cynic

I remember when he was fired, not long ago, and thought, ‘Boy, that’s drastic. Wonder what is behind that.’ Never could have imagined THAT!

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Decatur Deb  Nov 23, 2019 • 5:11:38pm

Amusing myself watching The King on Netflix. It’s like Henry V if it had been done by Ken Burns.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 23, 2019 • 5:19:43pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 23, 2019 • 5:23:42pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2019 • 5:31:30pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 23, 2019 • 5:39:30pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 23, 2019 • 5:40:27pm

Stupid ass Yang Gang bots are promoting #BoycottMSNBC on Twitter.

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 23, 2019 • 5:43:10pm
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Mescalero09  Nov 23, 2019 • 5:49:17pm

For the late night crowd. We suck. But we get paid. You would think at 68 I would be better.

I will regret this. I’ve been drinking.
Send your Money Orders or cash to:
I was a dick once too.
Bass player pissed me off.
Imagine that.
PO Box 333
I was much better when I was better.
Drink and turn it up.
Sounds like rock

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2019 • 5:49:36pm

dads…

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 23, 2019 • 5:50:58pm

re: #67 The Pie Overlord!

Here is what The Washington Post has on Justice Ginsberg’s condition:
washingtonpost.com

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Dread Pirate  Nov 23, 2019 • 5:58:17pm

No doubt there is none.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:01:02pm

A friend came over and brought some of that newfangled legal ganja. It’s been a long time since I’ve imbibed but I confess I’m weed-curious just to see what the kids are getting high on these days.

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Mescalero09  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:02:27pm

re: #72 Charles Johnson

A friend came over and brought some of that newfangled legal ganja. It’s been a long time since I’ve imbibed but I confess I’m weed-curious just to see what the kids are getting high on these days.

Dive in.
Trust me.
You’re welcome.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:03:30pm

I hope somebody will talk me down if I start having a bad trip.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:04:04pm

re: #2 NO SMOCKING GUN!

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I’ve ended up spending a weekend puking my guts out due to some “bad” creme-filled donuts.

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steve_davis  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:04:27pm

re: #38 Mattand

Just found out my best friend’s son, a 19-year-old sophomore in college, has decided to become a MAGAt. Hasn’t said anything openly racist or anything yet, but looks to be going full Alex Keating.

My bud and his wife are doing their best not to lecture or harass or anything like that. They’re pretty much on the same page as most people here, but they’ve always told him that the opinions they express are theirs, and ultimately he has to figure out where he falls.

To be honest, they think part of it is straight-up teen age rebellion. Part of the problem is for him, Trump is the only president he’s ever actually been cognizant of. He sees the boorish behavior; the open flouting of the Constitution; the attacks on private citizens; and thinks this is normal.

I’m not gonna lie: it’s disappointing, bordering on upsetting. I’ve known this kid since he was a toddler. To see him potentially going down this path at such a young age sucks.

My friend thinks his son views himself as “center-right”; aka, “I’m just here for alleged business acumen and not the overt racism and criminal behavior.” Which they and we know isn’t a fucking option anymore with the Grand Old White Nationalist Party.

Hopefully he’ll snap out of it. By my friend’s own admission, his son has had a fairly sheltered life and the term “white privilege” is gonna be a hard lesson to digest. Better sooner than later, though.

I work in an environment full of home-schooled kids coming into their own, still wearing Trump paraphenalia. I feel my job isn’t to try to indoctrinate them, which would fail miserably, but to gently show them how a christ-centered life is basically the opposite of everything Trump says and does. And many of them are taking me for the second part of the fall sequence, so maybe I’m being useful to the cause.

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Mescalero09  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:04:53pm

re: #74 Charles Johnson

I hope somebody will talk me down if I start having a bad trip.

“Come to the window……….”

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:05:58pm

I actually did have a bad trip on ganja one time, when I ate way too many brownies and then had to find my way into the Bronx from Queens in a serious rainstorm. That was a really bad fucking trip. But I made it through.

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wrenchwench  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:07:20pm

re: #78 Charles Johnson

I actually did have a bad trip on ganja one time, when I ate way too many brownies and then had to find my way into the Bronx from Queens in a serious rainstorm. That was a really bad fucking trip. But I made it through.

The edibles… so unpredictable.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:08:55pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:10:42pm

About 3 years ago my son brought me a chocolate bar. He said “go easy it’s really strong” but IT WAS CHOCOLATE.

I got so stoned that I LITERALLY COULD NOT MOVE. I sat on the sofa like a vegetable and watched a Marvel comics movie. Or maybe it was a Disney cartoon. I can’t remember.

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Mescalero09  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:11:02pm

re: #78 Charles Johnson

I actually did have a bad trip on ganja one time, when I ate way too many brownies and then had to find my way into the Bronx from Queens in a serious rainstorm. That was a really bad fucking trip. But I made it through.

Ganja one Ganja two Ganja three…
Second time visiting in Denver I tasted a vape cartridge that was spot on black Afghan from my days where……….

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:12:19pm

meanwhile in Cincinnati:

CINCINNATI — A 1,000-acre soybean field 40 miles east of the city will soon be a field of 310,000 solar panels providing energy for city-operated facilities and homes, Mayor John Cranley announced Thursday afternoon.

According to a news release from the city, the finished 100-megawatt array will eventually reduce Cincinnati’s annual carbon emissions by 158,000 tons and move it closer to its goal of a neutral carbon footprint by 2035. It will also be the largest municipal solar array in the United States.

“We believe it’s wrong to rip up this planet and to leave it worse off for our kids,” Cranley said at the announcement.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:12:38pm

re: #81 The Pie Overlord!

About 3 years ago my son brought me a chocolate bar. He said “go easy it’s really strong” but IT WAS CHOCOLATE.

I got so stoned that I LITERALLY COULD NOT MOVE. I sat on the sofa like a vegetable and watched a Marvel comics movie. Or maybe it was a Disney cartoon. I can’t remember.

That sounds like a pretty good weed trip to me.

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Rightwingconspirator  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:13:08pm

re: #78 Charles Johnson

For someone that never ever smoked weed, today’s 25% or more THC can be a bit much. But edibles seem to be the easy way to over do it these days. Some of the chocolate bars are pretty strong. California passed a rule-No more than 100mg thc in a single package. But if you don’t smoke that’s like ten doses. Eat the whole bar and uh oh…

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:13:56pm

re: #80 Backwoods_Sleuth

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My brother has had two cats move into his house. I asked him the other day on the phone how they are adapting to their new digs and his response was that they were adapting well… and *training him*.

He now cannot leave any food item out on the counter for any length of time or they get into it. Like licking butter, etc. etc.

OBEY!

(Above photo not one of the cats described.)

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retired cynic  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:15:35pm

re: #83 Backwoods_Sleuth

meanwhile in Cincinnati:

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Super! We actually have a (much smaller) field of solar panels just outside our little town of about 1700. Not sure what percentage of our power it provides, but yay, us!

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i(m)p(each)sos  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:16:43pm

re: #85 Rightwingconspirator

Brought back some goodies from a trip to Massachusetts not long ago. Taking it easy with the edibles - no more than 5 or 10 mg at a time. This stuff is potent these days!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:18:55pm

re: #87 retired cynic

Super! We actually have a (much smaller) field of solar panels just outside our little town of about 1700. Not sure what percentage of our power it provides, but yay, us!

Cincinnati already has the largest hydroelectric dam on the Ohio River (a fairly recent thing) and has seriously been looking to replace fossil fuels with renewables as much as possible.

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Belafon  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:19:49pm

re: #15 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Wasn’t the point of the original tweet to say make your food preferences known even if they weren’t popular? In the rank of things, this should have gotten a bunch of as-if’s from people, not suddenly deciding that his food opinion is the reason entire countries have disappeared.

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Mescalero09  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:20:40pm

re: #85 Rightwingconspirator

For someone that never ever smoked weed, today’s 25% or more THC can be a bit much. But edibles seem to be the easy way to over do it these days. Some of the chocolate bars are pretty strong. California passed a rule-No more than 100mg thc in a single package. But if you don’t smoke that’s like ten doses. Eat the whole bar and uh oh…

Hello! Edibles are fantastic for just feeling better. 5mg two times a day is simply incredible I was fortunate to be able to just 5-10 mg for a few weeks.
Edibles will lay you down.

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:21:44pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:23:55pm

Irony is apparently dead.

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jaunte  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:24:00pm

re: #92 goddamnedfrank

WHARGARBL SIREN

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Belafon  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:24:25pm

re: #38 Mattand

Point to the spice company that keeps donating to liberal causes and say “actually, liberals are also good business people.” If that doesn’t make him question things, it’s not the business acumen.

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wrenchwench  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:25:21pm

re: #93 Charles Johnson

Irony is apparently dead.

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People take things so twitterally.

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Dread Pirate  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:25:27pm

re: #83 Backwoods_Sleuth

meanwhile in Cincinnati:

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More productive than soy bean farming these days.

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:25:32pm

Rudy needs a shot of Haldol

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:28:09pm

Yup, irony’s dead, all right.

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William Lewis  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:29:28pm

re: #77 Mescalero09

“Come to the window……….”

More cowbell?

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:29:36pm

re: #98 The Pie Overlord!

Rudy needs a shot of Haldol

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I like how he doesn’t actually name the three witnesses.

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jaunte  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:29:39pm

A bad trip on weed is apparently everyone earnestly explaining how that’s impossible.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:30:02pm

re: #96 wrenchwench

People take things so twitterally.

I’m stealing that!

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:30:20pm

A neo-nazi sued for Defamation AND WON against a guy for calling her a neo-nazi on Twitter.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:30:28pm

re: #99 Charles Johnson

Yup, irony’s dead, all right.

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It’s like the pedantry directed at Jim Wright whenever he posts… um, anything really.

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Mescalero09  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:35:06pm

re: #100 William Lewis

More cowbell?

Bad humor.
I know.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:35:11pm

Argh.

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Targetpractice  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:35:17pm

re: #101 goddamnedfrank

I like how he doesn’t actually name the three witnesses.

“These three witnesses are willing to come forward and testify without hiding their names…which I will not reveal until you give them visas.”

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Dread Pirate  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:36:17pm

re: #98 The Pie Overlord!

Rudy needs a shot of Haldol

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The Trump Department of State won’t let witness who can exonerate him have a visa to come to the US?

Right!

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jaunte  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:36:23pm

Is there a strain of ganja that represses the need to explain?

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gocart mozart  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:37:04pm
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i(m)p(each)sos  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:37:14pm

re: #110 jaunte

Is there a strain of ganja that represses the need to explain?

Shut-the-fuck-up Diesel?

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:37:17pm
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jaunte  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:37:57pm

Trippin Actually

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retired cynic  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:38:52pm

re: #111 gocart mozart

So good!

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:39:18pm

re: #111 gocart mozart

Also shows that a flock of sheep is compressible, like a gas!

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:39:35pm
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wrenchwench  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:40:05pm

re: #112 i(m)p(each)sos

Shut-the-fuck-up Diesel?

NoSplain Kush

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jaunte  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:42:16pm

Panama Restraint

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:45:29pm

re: #81 The Pie Overlord!

I did this with a gummy my wife gave me not realizing I was supposed to eat just a fraction of the square (it was less than a 1/3 of an inch in size). I ate it and could barely move all night.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:48:06pm

The attack of the Twitter pedants continues.

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gocart mozart  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:51:10pm

If you can stomach watching this, this is the future of the GOP

Nick Fuentes - Michelle Malkin Supports America First

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jaunte  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:53:16pm

re: #122 gocart mozart

He has that prosperity gospel cadence.

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Disloyal Archangel  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:53:51pm

re: #13 Barefoot Grin

And you gave peas a chance.

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retired cynic  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:53:53pm

re: #122 gocart mozart

If you can stomach watching this, this is the future of the GOP

[Embedded content]

No can do.

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wrenchwench  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:56:09pm

re: #125 retired cynic

No can do.

I can’t even watch the present GOP, let alone the future. The recent past has been bad enough.

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Jebediah, RBG  Nov 23, 2019 • 6:56:32pm

re: #68 Mescalero09

For the late night crowd. We suck. But we get paid. You would think at 68 I would be better.

I will regret this. I’ve been drinking.
Send your Money Orders or cash to:
I was a dick once too.
Bass player pissed me off.
Imagine that.
PO Box 333
I was much better when I was better.
Drink and turn it up.
Sounds like rock

I liked it. Seems like you and your guitar know each other pretty well, tho I would really have preferred to hear a lot more of it. The bass kind of drowns out everybody else.
Thanks for posting it!

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retired cynic  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:01:04pm

re: #127 Jebediah, RBG

I liked it. Seems like you and your guitar know each other pretty well, tho I would really have preferred to hear a lot more of it. The bass kind of drowns out everybody else.
Thanks for posting it!

Ditto. And I like bass. But that was a tad… of a muchness.

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Disloyal Archangel  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:02:00pm

re: #122 gocart mozart

If you can stomach watching this, this is the future of the GOP

[Embedded content]

Wow, that was painful to watch. You can almost feel some brain cells screaming for mercy before dying halfway through.

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Jebediah, RBG  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:02:05pm

re: #85 Rightwingconspirator

For someone that never ever smoked weed, today’s 25% or more THC can be a bit much. But edibles seem to be the easy way to over do it these days. Some of the chocolate bars are pretty strong. California passed a rule-No more than 100mg thc in a single package. But if you don’t smoke that’s like ten doses. Eat the whole bar and uh oh…

Or maybe two.

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Rightwingconspirator  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:03:33pm

re: #130 Jebediah, RBG

Or maybe two.

LOL if you do smoke… It’s just chocolate.

132
William Lewis  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:06:22pm

re: #68 Mescalero09

For the late night crowd. We suck. But we get paid. You would think at 68 I would be better.

I will regret this. I’ve been drinking.
Send your Money Orders or cash to:
I was a dick once too.
Bass player pissed me off.
Imagine that.
PO Box 333
I was much better when I was better.
Drink and turn it up.
Sounds like rock

Eh, there is a beer bottle on the amp. That outweighs the sins of the bass being too loud. Especially if it’s a proper tube amp.

133
William Lewis  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:08:42pm

A slightly different end of the spectrum. The kid does a hell of a job keeping up on a 9 minute + long song. I’m Jelly :)

Jesus of Suburbia - Green Day Chicago 7/13/09 Kid Plays Guitar!

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:09:13pm
135
Jay C  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:12:24pm

re: #85 Rightwingconspirator

Tell it.
We had relatives who were up in MA earlier this year, and they very nicely paid a visit to the local Dispensary for us (braving an hours-long line - these are good relatives!).
And the difference between the retail stuff and the last batch we’d gotten was pretty noticeable. And since it’s mainly going to used for pain-management purposes (seriously), the one-toke bomb is definitely appreciated….

136
Jebediah, RBG  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:12:24pm

re: #132 William Lewis

Eh, there is a beer bottle on the amp. That outweighs the sins of the bass being too loud. Especially if it’s a proper tube amp.

Mmmmm warm stage beer

137
retired cynic  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:13:23pm

re: #134 Charles Johnson

Apparently not. It must have something to do with so much online commentary. Instead of enjoying sarcasm, the quick reaction is to leap to hurt feelings or anger.

138
Dread Pirate  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:14:25pm

I have a little pipe with a concave screen set just below the rim. It holds about 60-80 mg.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:14:59pm

re: #110 jaunte

Is there a strain of ganja that represses the need to explain?

Amsterdam Side-Eye

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gocart mozart  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:17:22pm
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wrenchwench  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:18:18pm

re: #137 retired cynic

Apparently not. It must have something to do with so much online commentary. Instead of enjoying sarcasm, the quick reaction is to leap to hurt feelings or anger.

Text lacks a whole bunch of nuance. Only face-to-face book has it all. And even then some gets missed.

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Rightwingconspirator  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:21:14pm

re: #139 Pawn of the Oppressor

Amsterdam Side-Eye

Winner.
Imho.
One of the best and worst things about legal weed is product rules and testing. Best? Real numbers for potency. Assurance’s of no contamination with something horrible. Downside? Expense and restrictions. Upside-Concentrates that are real, not synthetic or laced. Downside-Cost and ridiculous packaging waste.

Vapes? Buh bye now.

143
Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:22:20pm
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retired cynic  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:22:30pm

re: #141 wrenchwench

Text lacks a whole bunch of nuance. Only face-to-face book has it all. And even then some gets missed.

And you can see if the remark landed wrong, and can say something quickly to correct the impression. Plus you can identify those people who can NOT understand sarcasm, and avoid letting fly. I have a long time friend, and you might as well hit her upside the head with a dead fish as make a sarcastic remark to her.

145
wrenchwench  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:27:15pm

re: #144 retired cynic

And you can see if the remark landed wrong, and can say something quickly to correct the impression. Plus you can identify those people who can NOT understand sarcasm, and avoid letting fly. I have a long time friend, and you might as well hit her upside the head with a dead fish as make a sarcastic remark to her.

Everybody’s different. Some even differ from their former selves. Everyone, given enough time.

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Disloyal Archangel  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:32:03pm
147
Mescalero09  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:34:01pm

re: #127 Jebediah, RBG

You are too kind. I suggest listening to the songs without the video.
Because we are electric and we will short your wires.
wtf, right?
MORE?

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:39:49pm
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gocart mozart  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:41:13pm
150
Belafon  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:41:52pm

re: #122 gocart mozart

If you can stomach watching this, this is the future of the GOP

[Embedded content]

It’s funny that Malkin thinks she would have any proper role in his new world order.

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Belafon  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:44:48pm

re: #149 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

That is true. The going rate for TV ads is different for the two possibilities.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:48:55pm

re: #148 The Pie Overlord!

Happy Ending!

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:49:00pm
154
Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:49:26pm
155
Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2019 • 7:52:10pm
156
Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 23, 2019 • 8:01:35pm
157
plansbandc  Nov 23, 2019 • 8:42:46pm

re: #13 Barefoot Grin

Hated peas for most of my life until I ate peas out of a freshly picked pea pod. Amazing.

Gave peas a chance at long last.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Nov 23, 2019 • 8:44:13pm

re: #157 plansbandc

Hated peas for most of my life until I ate peas out of a freshly picked pea pod. Amazing.

Gave peas a chance at long last.

When I was growing sugar snap peas in my backyard most of them did not make it back into the house.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 23, 2019 • 8:47:25pm
160
Hecuba's daughter  Nov 23, 2019 • 8:50:48pm

re: #109 Dread Pirate

The Trump Department of State won’t let witness who can exonerate him have a visa to come to the US?

Right!

Maybe the witnesses are all oligarchs with Kremlin ties or FSU agents who have been barred from the United States // (or not)

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stpaulbear  Nov 23, 2019 • 8:53:46pm

re: #155 Charles Johnson

I completely deleted my FB page about a year ago. There are a couple people that I miss keeping track of, but I’m glad I did it. I found plenty of other ways to waste time online.

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plansbandc  Nov 23, 2019 • 8:54:16pm

re: #78 Charles Johnson

I had some amazing weed one time that actually made me hallucinate. The walls became water. I loved it and I loved everything in the universe.

163
Dread Pirate  Nov 23, 2019 • 8:57:53pm

Today was weed shopping day, and weed shopping day is sample everything day, too. Strain 1, really good; strain 2, pretty good; strain 3, I think it was good; strain 4, fahuh? Strain 5 will be GG4 so it should leave me catatonic.

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plansbandc  Nov 23, 2019 • 8:58:10pm

re: #98 The Pie Overlord!

tRump needs a pint.

165
Patricia Kayden  Nov 23, 2019 • 8:59:04pm

re: #152 Joe Bacon 🌹

Glad to see that he was arrested.

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Jay C  Nov 23, 2019 • 9:00:21pm

re: #163 Dread Pirate

Today was weed shopping day, and weed shopping day is sample everything day, too. Strain 1, really good; strain 2, pretty good; strain 3, I think it was good; strain 4, fahuh? Strain 5 will be GG4 so it should leave me catatonic.

By the time you get past Strain 3, can you really tell?

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Nov 23, 2019 • 9:03:02pm

re: #166 Jay C

By the time you get past Strain 3, can you really tell?

Has anyone named one that really spaces you “Andromeda Strain”?

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Dread Pirate  Nov 23, 2019 • 9:09:02pm

re: #165 Patricia Kayden

Glad to see that he was arrested.

Politeness is in Canada’s Constitution. That’s why we’re are so polite, except for me, I was raised in the US.

re: #166 Jay C

By the time you get past Strain 3, can you really tell?

That’s pretty much the progression.

re: #167 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Has anyone named one that really spaces you “Andromeda Strain”?

One of the growers I like breeds Miracle Alien Cookies with other strains.


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