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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 29, 2019 • 10:25:07am

I let my (teenage) kids talk me into watching the series with them…I can get into the 80’s Midwest nostalgia (that being where I grew up) but find the series a bit too adolescent for my taste.

Still fun to watch with the family, more for the group experience than for the series itself.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 29, 2019 • 10:29:36am

Well, here is a pile of articles to read, that will likely infuriate and depress you

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 29, 2019 • 10:30:02am

So humble!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 29, 2019 • 10:34:40am

re: #3 Patricia Kayden

So humble!

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To the surprise of absolutely fucking no one.

“We flew 8331 miles to be here tonight for one simple reason, to tell you in person that this Thanksgiving is a special Thanksgiving,” said Trump. “We’re doing so well. Our country is the strongest economically it has ever been. We’ve never done so well. We have the greatest economy anywhere in the world. So it is nice to know that you are fighting for something that is doing well as opposed to something that was not doing well just a number of years ago.”

Somebody please make him shut the fuck up.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 29, 2019 • 10:39:08am

If I actually had friends I might try this

lol

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gocart mozart  Nov 29, 2019 • 10:42:04am
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PhillyPretzel  Nov 29, 2019 • 10:45:39am

re: #6 gocart mozart

If that is “freaking” her out then I suggest that she never go shopping in a mall after Halloween. Practically every department store has their Christmas decorations out.

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Targetpractice  Nov 29, 2019 • 10:46:56am

re: #5 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

If I actually had friends I might try this

lol

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Monopoly, the game for when you want to end multiple friendships in a single night.

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plansbandc  Nov 29, 2019 • 10:50:22am

re: #8 Targetpractice

I am an absolutely ruthless Monopoly player. Surprisingly enough, no one ever wants to play. :D

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plansbandc  Nov 29, 2019 • 10:52:23am
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Targetpractice  Nov 29, 2019 • 10:53:29am

re: #10 plansbandc

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Not even a year old and already this kitten has his human properly trained.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 29, 2019 • 10:54:21am
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gocart mozart  Nov 29, 2019 • 10:57:46am
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BigPapa  Nov 29, 2019 • 10:58:34am

DON’T EXPERIMENT ON THANKSGIVING.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 29, 2019 • 10:59:31am

What do you think, should we run him off the road?

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BigPapa  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:00:39am

re: #15 Eclectic Cyborg

Alpha Asshole Male

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Targetpractice  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:01:29am

re: #15 Eclectic Cyborg

What do you think, should we run him off the road?

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How nature says “Don’t Touch.”

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jaunte  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:01:46am

Cut vinyl patriotism!

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jeffreyw  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:02:23am
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:03:58am

re: #14 BigPapa

DON’T EXPERIMENT ON THANKSGIVING.

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You do not mess with the mac-n-cheese.
Ever
I’m sorry, did I correctly hear her say ‘cream cheese’?
What the hell kind of recipe would call for a sweet cheese in the mac-n-cheese?

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:04:07am

re: #4 Eclectic Cyborg

Our country is doing well precisely because of the Obama administration which inherited a deficit and turned over a surplus to Trump. President Obama also turned around the unemployment rate. Who is Trump fooling?

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:05:32am

re: #15 Eclectic Cyborg

What do you think, should we run him off the road?

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The “liberalism is a mental disorder” thing is always put out there by people who are obviously and deeply unwell.

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BigPapa  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:06:09am

re: #20 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

I heard there were uncomirmed reports of green peas in the mac n cheese. The offender got off light in this one.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:06:12am
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BigPapa  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:06:54am

re: #22 goddamnedfrank

The “liberalism is a mental disorder” thing is always put out there by people who are obviously and deeply unwell.

True. It’s a classic example of psychological projection.

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plansbandc  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:07:28am

re: #23 BigPapa

That is a banishing offence.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:14:47am

re: #23 BigPapa

I heard there were uncomirmed reports of green peas in the mac n cheese. The offender got off light in this one.

My mom once made made some mac-n-cheese, which had my brother sniffing at the air & practically drooling, from tri-color rotini.
His response once he saw it was very close to that clip

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:14:49am

re: #25 BigPapa

True. It’s a classic example of psychological projection.

It’s all projection and denial, every goddamned facet of it. The entire alpha / beta fixation is the desperate reactionary coping mechanism of an aging white male population that can’t deal with the fact of their own deteriorating, ailing, increasingly frail bodies. Christianity is on the decline, ethnic demographics are slowly shifting and everything on the right is just rage over inevitable change.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:17:38am

re: #21 Patricia Kayden

Our country is doing well precisely because of the Obama administration which inherited a deficit and turned over a surplus to Trump. President Obama also turned around the unemployment rate. Who is Trump fooling?

All the people who want to be fooled by his blather.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:19:41am

Trumpianism

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:20:03am

re: #28 goddamnedfrank

It’s all projection and denial, every goddamned facet of it. The entire alpha / beta fixation is the desperate reactionary coping mechanism of an aging white male population that can’t deal with the fact of their own deteriorating, ailing, increasingly frail bodies. Christianity is on the decline, ethnic demographics are slowly changing, and everything on the right is just rage over inevitable change.

And the “over my dead body” style denial just increases the rate of decline. There may be temporary spots where things seem to hold, or something is clawed back, but the effort and bridges burned doing that often lead soon to much larger losses than a more moderate approach might have resulted in.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:23:37am

re: #15 Eclectic Cyborg

What do you think, should we run him off the road?

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Tinypenisman!

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Jay C  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:24:45am

re: #15 Eclectic Cyborg

What do you think, should we run him off the road?

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Yes: as a danger to other drivers (who might get into accidents from laughing too hard at this idiot’s cliche-ridden buffoonery)…

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jaunte  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:25:57am

re: #15 Eclectic Cyborg

What do you think, should we run him off the road?

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Let him experience spending the last of his savings paying Carmen and Maria to put food on his nursing home table.

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BigPapa  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:26:08am

re: #28 goddamnedfrank

Yup. I’ve been thinking a lot more of this on a deeper level lately. I recently said ‘conservatism is all paranoia and projection’ as a relevant comment but then asked myself how much of it actually is those things and what are the other components?

There was a time when I though Dennis Prager was a more decent man, reasoned and scholarly. After listening to his show more I realized he was every but as deranged as the hot under the caller yakkers. It’s easier to make out with him than the other because you get to contract his faux intellectualism and bookish charms against his obvious hate against anything left, as opposed to the hotheads that are always ranty and pissed off. I do remember thinking ‘assume everything is projection coming from these clowns’ and it was like Rowdy Roddy Piper putting on the glasses in They Live.

A common theme with Prager is ‘everything the left touches dies.’ The problem is that’s not close to true. Everything conservatism touches dies. Especially in the age of Trump.

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sagehen  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:26:14am

re: #20 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

You do not mess with the mac-n-cheese.
Ever
I’m sorry, did I correctly hear her say ‘cream cheese’?
What the hell kind of recipe would call for a sweet cheese in the mac-n-cheese?

Grandma don’t like the youngsters potato salad, neither. DID KAREN TEACH YOU THAT SHIT?!? I KNOW I DID NOT RAISE YOU LIKE THAT1

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:29:38am

re: #15 Eclectic Cyborg

What do you think, should we run him off the road?

Pull up along side, let him run himself off the road

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:29:54am

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:30:54am

re: #36 sagehen

Grandma don’t like the youngsters potato salad, neither. DID KAREN TEACH YOU THAT SHIT?!? I KNOW I DID NOT RAISE YOU LIKE THAT1

Raisins in the potato salad?

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sagehen  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:31:36am

re: #34 jaunte

Let him experience spending the last of his savings paying Carmen and Maria to put food on his nursing home table.

In between LaQuan and Shaniqua doing his sponge baths.

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Targetpractice  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:32:14am

re: #39 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Raisins in the potato salad?

I wanna see your manager!

//

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Mattand  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:34:23am

re: #4 Eclectic Cyborg

To the surprise of absolutely fucking no one.

“We flew 8331 miles to be here tonight for one simple reason, to tell you in person that this Thanksgiving is a special Thanksgiving,” said Trump. “We’re doing so well. Our country is the strongest economically it has ever been. We’ve never done so well. We have the greatest economy anywhere in the world. So it is nice to know that you are fighting for something that is doing well as opposed to something that was not doing well just a number of years ago.”

Somebody please make him shut the fuck up.

I commented about this on the last thread. In The Daily Beast article about this, it ends with basically whining that this is the first time he didn’t have a proper Thanksgiving because he had to visit the troops.

Again: imagine the MAGAts/Tea Baggers’ reaction if Obama had done something even remotely that childish?

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plansbandc  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:42:20am

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jaunte  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:42:52am

But calling them a cult is “extreme.”

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:43:07am
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 29, 2019 • 11:58:03am

Funniest Thanksgiving thread ever.

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gocart mozart  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:02:19pm
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Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:02:44pm

Just had a nice time talking to myself downstairs for 20 minutes

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:04:43pm

re: #48 Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)

I have that happen too. :)

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Jay C  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:06:49pm

re: #42 Mattand

I commented about this on the last thread. In The Daily Beast article about this, it ends with basically whining that this is the first time he didn’t have a proper Thanksgiving because he had to visit the troops.

Again: imagine the MAGAts/Tea Baggers’ reaction if Obama had done something even remotely that childish?

Just typical of Trump: visiting frontline troops at Thanksgiving is a nice gesture (looking it up, Obama never did, and GW Bush only did once); but of course, even when he does do something “Presidential”, King Orangeanus just has to make it All About Him - in his usual rambling, slurring style: this clown really can’t do Presidenting right….

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Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:07:39pm

re: #21 Patricia Kayden

Our country is doing well precisely because of the Obama administration which inherited a deficit and turned over a surplus to Trump. President Obama also turned around the unemployment rate. Who is Trump fooling?

40%

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:12:16pm

re: #21 Patricia Kayden

Our country is doing well precisely because of the Obama administration which inherited a deficit and turned over a surplus to Trump. President Obama also turned around the unemployment rate. Who is Trump fooling?

Everyone brainwashed by the 24/7 Republican Bullshit Machine!

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Belafon  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:15:27pm

re: #44 jaunte

Of course. Lincoln freed the slaves.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:18:26pm

re: #48 Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)

Just had a nice time talking to myself downstairs for 20 minutes

Jurassic Park (1993) - Chaos Theory Scene (2/10) | Movieclips

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:20:59pm

Found on FB this morning (not linking because the article itself is useless). The reason landowners charge so much is the common experience of “sport hunters” trampling crops, wrecking pathways, and shooting up livestock, vehicles, buildings, and each other while the ever-wily hogs get away unharmed. I do not allow slob hunters on my property. I would just as soon move to town and turn the place into a hog refuge as do that. The hogs are winning because they are just smarter: I have never caught a hog listening to Rush Limbaugh or watching Fox News, for example, so case closed, conservadupes.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:21:54pm

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Belafon  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:22:06pm

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jaunte  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:25:06pm

re: #57 Belafon

Must be part of the big Mammon Prosperity Gospel tour.

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Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:26:43pm

re: #50 Jay C

Just typical of Trump: visiting frontline troops at Thanksgiving is a nice gesture (looking it up, Obama never did, and GW Bush only did once); but of course, even when he does do something “Presidential”, King Orangeanus just has to make it All About Him - in his usual rambling, slurring style: this clown really can’t do Presidenting right….

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jeffreyw  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:27:30pm

Just hit 21,000 karma on the nose.

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jaunte  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:27:56pm

re: #59 Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)

Does anyone seriously believe Trump would get up from a meal he was interested in?

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Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:29:39pm

re: #60 jeffreyw

Just hit 21,000 karma on the nose.

Not any more ;-)

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Targetpractice  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:29:45pm

re: #59 Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)

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Wouldn’t be a Trump story without a “Sir.”

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Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:30:48pm

re: #61 jaunte

Does anyone seriously believe Trump would get up from a meal he was interested in?

Did anyone seriously believe this trip wasn’t planned out in advance

He’s full of shit, not turkey

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:36:25pm
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Stanley Sea  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:36:54pm

re: #56 PhillyPretzel

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:37:38pm

re: #66 Stanley Sea

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 29, 2019 • 12:44:39pm

re: #65 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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jeffreyw  Nov 29, 2019 • 1:12:35pm

re: #62 Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)

banana bread carrot cake all around!


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