An Amazing Jam by Dirty Loops: “Work Shit Out” [VIDEO]

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Filmed by Simon Petrén

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1
Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 11:15:27am
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makeitstop  Dec 1, 2019 • 11:29:25am

That some monstrous playing, right there. Could have watched another 10 minutes of that.

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 1, 2019 • 11:29:33am

Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Dec 1, 2019 • 11:30:49am

blind date

the conversation is fairly conventional until your date decides to inform you she is the “first transhuman”. now, “transhumanism” is a line of bs ted talk speculation about how future tech will cure all diseases and allow us to live forever through gene modification etc, and upload knowledge and abilities directly into your brain.

my date believes this is a news report. she expounds on her immunity to disease.

things take an uncomfortable turn when i attempt to order a bourbon on the rocks. she exclaims “do you want to poison yourself?” and orders the waiter to bring me red wine instead

red wine and mineral water are the only healthy beverages. all else is poison. red wine will cure us of all diseases and protect us from kgb brainwashing. russia and germany are at war, she is germany. the un is protecting her. “if you knew who i was you’d kill yourself”. waiter! another round of red wine, now! i am now also transhuman, otherwise why would i be sitting there with her!? we will be married for twenty years and have a son. then she’ll marry somebody else. her ex husband’s family are commoners, her family is royal, her mother is queen of lithuania. the kgb loves me and wants me to live, i must drink another glass of red wine. waiter! bring him another glass! russia and germany are at war, she is germany. the un is protecting her. “if you knew who i was you’d kill yourself. i don’t care if you already paid the check - waiter, two more glasses of red wine! russia germany at war… everything is brainwashing… we will get married - don’t you want to live?? transhuman… i am french, lithuanian, israeli, russian… i will be able to speak all languages… if you knew who i was you’d kill yourself… the kgb loves you, drink your wine… russia and germany… transhuman…”

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retired cynic  Dec 1, 2019 • 11:33:23am

re: #4 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

You have to be kidding? Please tell me you are kidding? This was the psycho dinner???

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John Hughes  Dec 1, 2019 • 11:34:35am

re: #4 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

What was the wine?

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jeffreyw  Dec 1, 2019 • 11:35:48am

re: #6 John Hughes

What was the wine?

I… I don’t think it was the wine talking there.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 1, 2019 • 11:35:51am

re: #4 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

How did you meet?

I’d have excused myself to use the ladies room and ran far and hard. TAXI!

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Dec 1, 2019 • 11:36:03am

re: #5 retired cynic

You have to be kidding? Please tell me you are kidding? This was the psycho dinner???

indeed it was

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jeffreyw  Dec 1, 2019 • 11:36:12am
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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Dec 1, 2019 • 11:37:13am

re: #6 John Hughes

What was the wine?

all i know was that the goddam restaurant was charging $17 a glass for it…

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Dec 1, 2019 • 11:37:53am

re: #8 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

How did you meet?

online

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John Hughes  Dec 1, 2019 • 11:42:14am

re: #7 jeffreyw

Well, obviously, I was just hoping the wine was decent.

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John Hughes  Dec 1, 2019 • 11:43:25am

re: #11 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

Ah, wine by the glass. Probably cheap plonk.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Dec 1, 2019 • 11:44:07am

re: #3 The Pie Overlord!

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Did we expect #KremlinKennedy to say anything else?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 11:58:55am
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jaunte  Dec 1, 2019 • 12:25:16pm

re: #4 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

i am now also transhuman, otherwise why would i be sitting there with her!? we will be married for twenty years and have a son.

I hope you managed to disqualify yourself.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 1, 2019 • 12:27:36pm
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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Dec 1, 2019 • 12:36:15pm

re: #17 jaunte

I hope you managed to disqualify yourself.

um… i did decline the offer to undergo apotheosis and create a divine breed, yes

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Targetpractice  Dec 1, 2019 • 12:38:50pm

re: #3 The Pie Overlord!

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What we have here is the same thing we see whenever a Republican or wingnut (but I repeat myself) wants to discredit an expert in the minds of his loyal followers: Treat their statement as an “opinion” and then assert that that “opinion” is no more “right” than his own.

As even Todd noted, you’ve got experts from 17 different intel agencies and experts from intel agencies across the West saying Russia staged a coordinated and sophisticated effort to influence our elections…versus a handful of journalists who are relying upon the same small cast of Ukrainian sources whose own bias is pretty obvious saying Ukraine was at fault. And Kennedy declares the former to simply have “opinions” so he can say that both “opinions” have validity in order to fully embrace the latter.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 1, 2019 • 12:39:00pm

re: #19 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

um… i did decline the offer to undergo apotheosis and create a divine breed, yes

Maybe I missed it but where did you find this person??

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plansbandc  Dec 1, 2019 • 12:43:07pm

re: #4 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

Yikes.

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Citizen K  Dec 1, 2019 • 12:43:41pm

“Symbolism”.

Actual tangible rights, the active dismissal of said rights, and the blind eye toward said dismissals are ‘symbolism’, even as they prevent vast parts of the population from actually benefiting from the advancement of ‘material concerns’.

Just….fuck all of this. Fuck absolutely all of this. And god help me just how many Bernie Bros are out of the woodworks to cheer this on.

We’re getting absolutely ratfucked next year and it’s not even a question it seems.

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ckkatz  Dec 1, 2019 • 12:46:20pm

re: #4 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

I remember meeting several folks like that back when I was in college. The ones I remember, needed that kind of fantasy just to survive because they just couldn’t handle reality. I generally felt a deep sadness for them. Most of them would disappear after a couple of years. Moving on, illness, hospitalization, death, I never found out.

Sorry to hear you had to deal with, and pay for,this. I guess that you could consider your paying for dinner an act of kindness and charity. And it sounds like the person was happy to include you in their fantasy world, for as long as you wanted to visit.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Dec 1, 2019 • 12:48:13pm

re: #21 Eclectic Cyborg

Maybe I missed it but where did you find this person??

online dating

went straight from dating site IM to dinner date

next time i won’t skip the usual intervening phone conversation… pro tip…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 12:48:55pm

one of my many childhood memories of winter

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 12:54:27pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 12:57:51pm
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HappyWarrior  Dec 1, 2019 • 12:59:46pm

re: #23 Citizen K

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“Symbolism”.

Actual tangible rights, the active dismissal of said rights, and the blind eye toward said dismissals are ‘symbolism’, even as they prevent vast parts of the population from actually benefiting from the advancement of ‘material concerns’.

Just….fuck all of this. Fuck absolutely all of this. And god help me just how many Bernie Bros are out of the woodworks to cheer this on.

We’re getting absolutely ratfucked next year and it’s not even a question it seems.

Symbolic cultural ones aka rights that Bernie will not be losing.

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Targetpractice  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:01:50pm

re: #23 Citizen K

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“Symbolism”.

Actual tangible rights, the active dismissal of said rights, and the blind eye toward said dismissals are ‘symbolism’, even as they prevent vast parts of the population from actually benefiting from the advancement of ‘material concerns’.

Just….fuck all of this. Fuck absolutely all of this. And god help me just how many Bernie Bros are out of the woodworks to cheer this on.

We’re getting absolutely ratfucked next year and it’s not even a question it seems.

What it really means is that “identity politics” has received such a negative response that the morons still using it are almost immediately discredited as self-obsessed assholes. They use “symbolism” now, but the message is still the same: “Your rights as a minority are less important than my bank account.”

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lizardofid  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:02:01pm

re: #26 Backwoods_Sleuth

one of my many childhood memories of winter

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Not sure why, but it made me think of this. I would get unbelievably excited about these as a kiddo.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:03:14pm

re: #30 Targetpractice

What it really means is that “identity politics” has received such a negative response that the morons still using it are almost immediately discredited as self-obsessed assholes. They use “symbolism” now, but the message is still the same: “Your rights as a minority are less important than my bank account.”

And it’s infuriating to see left wing bloggers and candidates embrace this crap.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:04:22pm

re: #31 lizardofid

Not sure why, but it made me think of this. I would get unbelievably excited about these as a kiddo.

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still available!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:04:30pm
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retired cynic  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:05:12pm

re: #31 lizardofid

Not sure why, but it made me think of this. I would get unbelievably excited about these as a kiddo.

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We did those every year, when I was a kid!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:07:50pm

Amazon has a ton of Glass Wax and stencils.

Loads of vintage Glass Wax stencil kits on ebay

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lizardofid  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:09:17pm

re: #33 Backwoods_Sleuth

still available!

May need to expose the gkids! ; )

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:09:47pm

LOL…I didn’t even bother to click…

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:10:36pm

re: #31 lizardofid

Not sure why, but it made me think of this. I would get unbelievably excited about these as a kiddo.

re: #33 Backwoods_Sleuth

still available!

re: #35 retired cynic

We did those every year, when I was a kid!

re: #36 Backwoods_Sleuth

Amazon has Glass Wax loads of stencils.

Loads of vintage Glass Wax stencil kits on ebay

VINTAGE TV COMMERCIAL CHRISTMAS STENCILS with Glass Wax - Winter Wonderland

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Citizen K  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:10:40pm

re: #29 HappyWarrior

Symbolic cultural ones aka rights that Bernie will not be losing.

Except, you know, Bernie is part of a group that has explicitly been at risk of being on the receiving end of “symbolic cultural issues’ for over a millennia. Which is what frustrates me the most.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:11:30pm

my grandma once mixed food coloring into the different bowls of Glass Wax

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jaunte  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:12:22pm

re: #38 Backwoods_Sleuth

96. He’s taking early retirement.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:12:47pm

re: #40 Citizen K

Except, you know, Bernie is part of a group that has explicitly been at risk of being on the receiving end of “symbolic cultural issues’ for over a millennia. Which is what frustrates me the most.

True true. I just am so frustrated by the economics first left’s ignoring that an attack on civil rights is an attack on all of our rights.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:13:28pm

this thread…What The Actual Fuck!

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Belafon  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:13:57pm

re: #34 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Especially since, if I remember correctly, the case itself is no longer relevant.

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:14:07pm

re: #30 Targetpractice

What it really means is that “identity politics” has received such a negative response that the morons still using it are almost immediately discredited as self-obsessed assholes. They use “symbolism” now, the message is still the same: “Your rights as a minority are less important than my bank account.”

That is literally what they believe: their 401(k) is doing well so who cares about other people’s rights. And they believe that an unregulated “free” market brings paradise on earth and solves all problems

Finally finished my binge watch of “The Man in the High Castle”; one of its messages was how easily Americans who were not racial or religious minorities accepted the rule of the Reich and were complicit in or didn’t really care about the crimes committed in the Nazi regime ruling America. But then again, the Nazis were inspired by American eugenics and racism.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:17:31pm

re: #44 Backwoods_Sleuth

this thread…What The Actual Fuck!

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And this is why I don’t want to hear about the supposed superior values of “real America.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:18:35pm

re: #47 HappyWarrior

And this is why I don’t want to hear about the supposed superior values of “real America.”

and WIU is a public state-supported university!

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HappyWarrior  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:19:14pm

re: #48 Backwoods_Sleuth

and WIU is a public state-supported university!

Yep.

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jaunte  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:19:35pm

re: #44 Backwoods_Sleuth

Macomb, Gateway To Keokuk.

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Citizen K  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:19:58pm

re: #44 Backwoods_Sleuth

this thread…What The Actual Fuck!

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“Symbolic Cultural Issues”.

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ckkatz  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:21:22pm

re: #25 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

In the DC area, there is a fairly active singles scene particularly for the over 40’s . From what I have seen, the protocol for the first date is to meet face to face at an agreed upon coffee house or light lunch place in a public and neutral setting. And only after that decide whether to proceed to a ‘real’ dinner.

There are also a number of singles groups that host large dances and other events. The advantage here is that one can get acclimated and meet a good number of singles in a less formal or demanding setting. And maybe even have a good time doing some other interesting activity at the same time.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:24:42pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:28:31pm

re: #53 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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that’s just mean!

I had a friend who would tape a dog biscuit to the inside of his patio sliding glass door to torment his dog.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:30:58pm

re: #51 Citizen K

“Symbolic Cultural Issues”.

This is why I want to scream at Sanders and Pete.

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retired cynic  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:32:36pm

re: #41 Backwoods_Sleuth

my grandma once mixed food coloring into the different bowls of Glass Wax

So did my mother. We decorated all our windows.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:34:54pm

re: #55 HappyWarrior

This is why I want to scream at Sanders and Pete.

i wonder what the blogs are where “mayor pete” is the preferred choice…

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retired cynic  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:36:05pm

re: #44 Backwoods_Sleuth

this thread…What The Actual Fuck!

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WIU was really hammered hard (as were many other Illinois colleges) by Gov. Bruce Rauner’s destructive economic policies: Illinois had no budget for three years, because he refused to sign one. State aid to colleges has shut down entirely, and those colleges without a large endowment were nearly destroyed. To blame it on a black president is really stupid.

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retired cynic  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:39:13pm

re: #58 retired cynic

Should have pointed out that he was an R, of course.

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Targetpractice  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:40:08pm

re: #46 Hecuba’s daughter

That is literally what they believe: their 401(k) is doing well so who cares about other people’s rights. And they believe that an unregulated “free” market brings paradise on earth and solves all problems

Finally finished my binge watch of “The Man in the High Castle”; one of its messages was how easily Americans who were not racial or religious minorities accepted the rule of the Reich and were complicit in or didn’t really care about the crimes committed in the Nazi regime ruling America. But then again, the Nazis were inspired by American eugenics and racism.

There’s an old term for what Bernie sells: “trickle down civil rights.” It’s the exact same argument used by “trickle down economics” supporters, only used to claim that social equality rather than economic equality is reached when people have more money. Yet in practice all you do is replace racism/sexism/bigotry/etc with classism, such that members of the same minority group will divide themselves based upon their “worth.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:40:34pm

re: #58 retired cynic

WIU was really hammered hard (as were many other Illinois colleges) by Gov. Bruce Rauner’s destructive economic policies: Illinois had no budget for three years, because he refused to sign one. State aid to colleges has shut down entirely, and those colleges without a large endowment were nearly destroyed. To blame it on a black president is really stupid.

I earned my BA and MA from one of the Illinois Board of Governors universities (my uni was the very definition of diversified) and am just gobsmacked

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:41:09pm

Trump is really going to lose his shit when the economy caves in.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:41:29pm

re: #54 Backwoods_Sleuth

that’s just mean!

I had a friend who would tape a dog biscuit to the inside of his patio sliding glass door to torment his dog.

I felt sorry for the pups, too. I’d never do that to my kids.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:41:41pm

re: #60 Targetpractice

There’s an old term for what Bernie sells: “trickle down civil rights.” It’s the exact same argument used by “trickle down economics” supporters, only used to claim that social equality rather than economic equality is reached when people have more money. Yet in practice all you do is replace racism/sexism/bigotry/etc with classism, such that members of the same minority group will divide themselves based upon their “worth.”

As far as I’m concerned Bernie is as clueless as a Republican is about these things.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:42:17pm

re: #62 Eclectic Cyborg

Trump is really going to lose his shit when the economy caves in.

only if he loses his own money

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:42:58pm

re: #57 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

i wonder what the blogs are where “mayor pete” is the preferred choice…

Watch Hardball. Tweety has a real crush on him!

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retired cynic  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:45:47pm

re: #61 Backwoods_Sleuth

I earned my BA and MA from one of the Illinois Board of Governors universities (my uni was the very definition of diversified) and am just gobsmacked

U of I main campus here. My parents moved to Champaign-Urbana from a small southern Illinois town when my brother and I were in grade school so they could afford to send us to college there. My mother went to SIU at 16, and loved it, but it was during the depths of the depression, and the fees left my grandparents with nothing to eat, and she could not stand it. Quit, got a job, and helped my grandfather support the three of them. So it was hugely important to her that my brother and I went.

Of course, the U of I was extremely diversified, and it was very good for me, even coming from Champaign High, that was integrated.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:46:11pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:46:55pm

re: #62 Eclectic Cyborg

Trump is really going to lose his shit when the economy caves in.

No he won’t. He’ll endlessly shout Blame Obama at his rallies and the MAGATS will endlessly chant that!

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HappyWarrior  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:47:08pm

You know I hear a lot of crap about safe spaces. It’s never directed at people like this.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:47:43pm

re: #62 Eclectic Cyborg

Trump is really going to lose his shit when the economy caves in.

he’ll blame it on impeachment

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Targetpractice  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:47:59pm

re: #64 HappyWarrior

As far as I’m concerned Bernie is as clueless as a Republican is about these things.

What Bernie’s selling, or at least how Bros are selling it to try to win over “moderate” voters, is libertarianism by a different name. The general concept is the same: If people have more money, then they’ll solve their own “problems” and America overall will benefit. The only functional difference is Bernie wants to achieve that through government intervention, while libertarians (in principle if not practice) say government should be little more than a referee to make sure everybody’s on “equal” footing.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:48:04pm

re: #67 retired cynic

U of I main campus here. My parents moved to Champaign-Urbana from a small southern Illinois town when my brother and I were in grade school so they could afford to send us to college there. My mother went to SIU at 16, and loved it, but it was during the depths of the depression, and the fees left my grandparents with nothing to eat, and she could not stand it. Quit, got a job, and helped my grandfather support the three of them. So it was hugely important to her that my brother and I went.

Of course, the U of I was extremely diversified, and it was very good for me, even coming from Champaign High, that was integrated.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:51:44pm
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HappyWarrior  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:51:56pm

re: #72 Targetpractice

What Bernie’s selling, or at least how Bros are selling it to try to win over “moderate” voters, is libertarianism by a different name. The general concept is the same: If people have more money, then they’ll solve their own “problems” and America overall will benefit. The only functional difference is Bernie wants to achieve that through government intervention, while libertarians (in principle if not practice) say government should be little more than a referee to make sure everybody’s on “equal” footing.

This. His view is the same tunnel vision that libertarians have.

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retired cynic  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:52:00pm

re: #73 Backwoods_Sleuth

I taught music for several years, K-12, back in small town southern Illinois. Probably wasn’t very good at it. Hope some of the kids remember me fondly. They probably don’t remember the music I taught them! Married my husband and moved up to the Illinois River bottoms to a grain and horse farm, and was kept quite busy thereafter!

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HappyWarrior  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:52:31pm

re: #74 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Nicola is why I’m 110% for Scottish independence.

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retired cynic  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:52:36pm

re: #74 Backwoods_Sleuth

Gee, that sounds familiar!

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HappyWarrior  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:54:00pm

re: #78 retired cynic

Gee, that sounds familiar!

I know a few people in the UK. Boris seems just like Trump in a lot of ways.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:56:20pm
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nicdanger  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:57:03pm

Just gonna drop this behind the screen…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 1:57:49pm

re: #74 Backwoods_Sleuth

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steve_davis  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:01:27pm

re: #1 Backwoods_Sleuth

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cat cannot figure out how its attempt to fake death for insurance money went awry.

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uriel  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:02:55pm

re: #58 retired cynic

WIU was really hammered hard (as were many other Illinois colleges) by Gov. Bruce Rauner’s destructive economic policies: Illinois had no budget for three years, because he refused to sign one. State aid to colleges has shut down entirely, and those colleges without a large endowment were nearly destroyed. To blame it on a black president is really stupid.

Not to mention, this was on top of Blagojevich spending several years screwing around with university funding levels as well. (Which a lot of people saw as a personal dig against the parts of the state that weren’t Chicago.) So they were already on their back foot as it was financially.

I was working in a Poli-Sci Department, and my wife was in an data analytics unit, when Blagojevech was found guilty. People were ecstatic.

(Just to avoid any misconceptions, I wasn’t on the faculty.)

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steve_davis  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:03:54pm

re: #4 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

blind date

the conversation is fairly conventional until your date decides to inform you she is the “first transhuman”. now, “transhumanism” is a line of bs ted talk speculation about how future tech will cure all diseases and allow us to live forever through gene modification etc, and upload knowledge and abilities directly into your brain.

my date believes this is a news report. she expounds on her immunity to disease.

things take an uncomfortable turn when i attempt to order a bourbon on the rocks. she exclaims “do you want to poison yourself?” and orders the waiter to bring me red wine instead

red wine and mineral water are the only healthy beverages. all else is poison. red wine will cure us of all diseases and protect us from kgb brainwashing. russia and germany are at war, she is germany. the un is protecting her. “if you knew who i was you’d kill yourself”. waiter! another round of red wine, now! i am now also transhuman, otherwise why would i be sitting there with her!? we will be married for twenty years and have a son. then she’ll marry somebody else. her ex husband’s family are commoners, her family is royal, her mother is queen of lithuania. the kgb loves me and wants me to live, i must drink another glass of red wine. waiter! bring him another glass! russia and germany are at war, she is germany. the un is protecting her. “if you knew who i was you’d kill yourself. i don’t care if you already paid the check - waiter, two more glasses of red wine! russia germany at war… everything is brainwashing… we will get married - don’t you want to live?? transhuman… i am french, lithuanian, israeli, russian… i will be able to speak all languages… if you knew who i was you’d kill yourself… the kgb loves you, drink your wine… russia and germany… transhuman…”

this is when you look studiously at the sky. “There. The Bat signal. My apologies. I have to leave. Gotham needs me.”

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Jay C  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:05:03pm

re: #81 nicdanger

WUT?

You mean Hillary really doesn’t look like that IRL?

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BigPapa  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:07:07pm

re: #81 nicdanger
The first time I saw that I was like ‘should be on Melania’s body’

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uriel  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:08:35pm

re: #81 nicdanger

That’s genius.

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BigPapa  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:09:17pm

The irony of a Trumper Troll posting a video of a Russian impying I’m the one brainwashed… ‘Chef’s French Kiss’

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:09:26pm

re: #87 BigPapa

The first time I saw that I was like ‘should be on Melania’s body’

melanoma’s body never looked that good

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:12:04pm
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BigPapa  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:12:55pm

re: #90 Backwoods_Sleuth

melanoma’s body never looked that good

It’s obviously much better than Trumps!

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HappyWarrior  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:13:08pm

re: #80 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I like how it just says he supported Trump. Adams tweeted out some bigoted shit.

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Citizen K  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:13:16pm
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nicdanger  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:13:28pm

re: #90 Backwoods_Sleuth

melanoma’s body never looked that good

Not even with surgical intervention.

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steve_davis  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:14:49pm

re: #54 Backwoods_Sleuth

that’s just mean!

I had a friend who would tape a dog biscuit to the inside of his patio sliding glass door to torment his dog.

yeah, this feels like people making fun of retardation. A dog is basically a furry, four-legged two year-old. Of course they don’t understand this crap.

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retired cynic  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:16:25pm

re: #84 uriel

Not to mention, this was on top of Blagojevich spend several years screwing around with university funding levels as well. (Which a lot of people saw as a personal dig against the parts of the state that weren’t Chicago.) So they were already on their back foot as it was financially.

I was working in a Poli-Sci Department, and my wife was in an data analytics unit, when Blagojevech was found guilty. People were ecstatic.

(Just to avoid any misconceptions, I wasn’t on the faculty.)

True!

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Targetpractice  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:16:43pm

re: #91 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Basically people who love Dilbert are trying to rehabilitate the reputation of the asshole artist behind it.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:17:12pm

re: #91 Backwoods_Sleuth

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the irony of trump supporters bemoaning a lack of civility!

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Jay C  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:20:27pm

re: #94 Citizen K

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I dunno: Serwer is quite right, in general - except for that telltale leadoff strawman: I don’t think anybody seriously thinks Trump does anything out of “reverence for the military”…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:20:55pm
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Barefoot Grin  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:23:46pm

re: #67 retired cynic

U of I main campus here. My parents moved to Champaign-Urbana from a small southern Illinois town when my brother and I were in grade school so they could afford to send us to college there. My mother went to SIU at 16, and loved it, but it was during the depths of the depression, and the fees left my grandparents with nothing to eat, and she could not stand it. Quit, got a job, and helped my grandfather support the three of them. So it was hugely important to her that my brother and I went.

Of course, the U of I was extremely diversified, and it was very good for me, even coming from Champaign High, that was integrated.

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PhillyPretzel  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:25:05pm

I just came from the National Weather Service website and it does not look good. Philly is going to get a mix of rain, freezing rain, sleet and snow.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:26:49pm

O_o

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:27:37pm

re: #103 PhillyPretzel

I just came from the National Weather Service website and it does not look good. Philly is going to get a mix of rain, freezing rain, sleet and snow.

[Embedded content]

You’re getting what we just got. Have fun!

Evening Lizardim.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:29:41pm

re: #103 PhillyPretzel

I just came from the National Weather Service website and it does not look good. Philly is going to get a mix of rain, freezing rain, sleet and snow.

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Ugh, give me 12-14” of snow over sleet and icy rain any day. We are in the snow now. Supposed to continue through Tuesday AM. Take care.

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Rightwingconspirator  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:32:52pm

re: #103 PhillyPretzel

I just came from the National Weather Service website and it does not look good. Philly is going to get a mix of rain, freezing rain, sleet and snow.

[Embedded content]

Oh that’s ugly cold.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:35:58pm

re: #104 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

O_o

I’m really hoping the couples initial post was satirical, but I have my doubts. All that fancy ass food they’re wanting. Fuck that.

Edit: It was NOT satirical. To make it even more fucked up, People magazine talked to the dude who wrote it and he was apparently “disheartened” by the negative response.

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Amory Blaine  Dec 1, 2019 • 2:58:29pm

When I was young we sprayed our windows with snow in a can.

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 1, 2019 • 3:00:20pm

re: #104 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

O_o

Well, it is “The Poke” which is a spoof site.

That said, my community has a “meals” program to provide home-cooked food to families of new mothers recovering from childbirth, and also to people recovering from surgery, and the elderly. It is a service provided by volunteers if the primary food preparer in the family is incapacitated. A neighbor signed me up when I had my ankle surgery.

I cancelled the service after 2 days because the food was TERRIBLE. We sent a donation and for the rest of the time that I had to stay off my feet, Z made burgers, hotdogs, scrambled eggs and we got takeout pizza.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 1, 2019 • 3:05:44pm

re: #110 The Pie Overlord!

It’s apparently real. A bunch of other outlets reported on it. Story is actually from this past April.

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jaunte  Dec 1, 2019 • 3:11:22pm

re: #109 Amory Blaine

Windows! Oh, fancy. We just huddled in our ‘ole in the icy ground and decorated with ice shards. But we were happy!

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 1, 2019 • 3:11:48pm

re: #111 Eclectic Cyborg

It’s apparently real. A bunch of other outlets reported on it. Story is actually from this past April.

Yeah well. Back in the olden days people were happy to lend a hand and pitch in, and then you paid it forward. But whatever somebody cooked for you, you would EAT IT & LIKE IT or if it wasn’t edible feed it to the pet or whatever and thank them profusely.

I think printing out a long list of their likes and dislikes was over the top. Helpful neighbors are not staff. If you want that kind of service, FUCKING PAY FOR IT.

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goddamnedfrank  Dec 1, 2019 • 3:16:31pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Dec 1, 2019 • 3:21:05pm

re: #114 goddamnedfrank

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Owning a home in Los Angeles. What a CENSORED joke.

When I moved into the neighborhood the cheapest house for sale was a one story bungalow with a main room, kitchenette and bathroom. Price—$350K. Two weeks ago it came back on the market price $1.275M! Assholes keep flipping properties here ballooning the prices.

Talked to a realtor about buying a condo and when she saw how much I make from my government job she said I’d have to match 6 lotto numbers to buy a home…

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Dec 1, 2019 • 3:22:57pm

Considering new signage for the Conspiracy Compound:

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Dec 1, 2019 • 3:25:40pm

re: #115 Joe Bacon 🌹

Flippers are the enemy of humanity.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 1, 2019 • 3:29:56pm

re: #113 The Pie Overlord!

Yeah well. Back in the olden days people were happy to lend a hand and pitch in, and then you paid it forward. But whatever somebody cooked for you, you would EAT IT & LIKE IT or if it wasn’t edible feed it to the pet or whatever and thank them profusely.

I think printing out a long list of their likes and dislikes was over the top. Helpful neighbors are not staff. If you want that kind of service, FUCKING PAY FOR IT.

Agree 1000%

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Dec 1, 2019 • 3:31:03pm

re: #117 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Flippers are the enemy of humanity.

It started with that ass Robert Allen back in the late 70s with his “Nothing Down” book luring marks into flipping red estate. Dad was approached by folks trying to rope him into this and he told them to fuck off because the game is rigged.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 1, 2019 • 3:31:47pm

My wife and I have been on the long drive home today and listening to the Lore podcast in the car.

Highly recommended if you like stuff about supernatural myths and legends.

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mmmirele  Dec 1, 2019 • 3:43:36pm

I went out and picketed this afternoon. It was quiet. I had a couple of conversations. I told one pre-teen girl that she needed to use her math skills to figure out how long it would take to execute 639,000 women (the number of women who got abortions in 2015). Yeah, I’m mean, but I hope that she thinks about it.

The sign was for Marcus P*****n, who apparently was not here today. He does have out of town family. Oh well, there’s always next week. :)

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Dec 1, 2019 • 3:43:37pm

Abilene 14-year-old dies after accidentally shooting himself while playing with a gun

Happened at a friend’s house. Police say friend’s mother may be charged.

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Belafon  Dec 1, 2019 • 3:46:03pm

58% of Americans now support making college free for students and eliminating current student debt. it’s a flip from May when most people opposed it: thehill.com.

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Belafon  Dec 1, 2019 • 3:51:19pm

re: #122 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Abilene 14-year-old dies after accidentally shooting himself while playing with a gun

Happened at a friend’s house. Police say friend’s mother may be charged.

I’ve been out of there for so long that I doubt I know the family, though the child is the same age as my youngest.

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plansbandc  Dec 1, 2019 • 4:03:47pm

Ooh this is SO cute.

The little flurry at the end has ruined me.

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John Hughes  Dec 1, 2019 • 5:24:47pm

re: #38 Backwoods_Sleuth

The fight go’s on! We will not be defeated!

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John Hughes  Dec 1, 2019 • 5:30:01pm

re: #46 Hecuba’s daughter

Finally finished my binge watch of “The Man in the High Castle”;

The ending was a pathetic cop-out in so many ways.

Smith killed himself from remorse — balls.

The “good guys” called SAC back at the last minute — balls.

All the dead came back — how the fuck is that going to work.

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John Hughes  Dec 1, 2019 • 5:36:14pm

re: #79 HappyWarrior

Boris seems just like Trump in a lot of ways.

Boris is nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is, but his trumpism is deliberate. He knows it’s shit. But he knows it works.

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John Hughes  Dec 1, 2019 • 5:37:28pm

re: #80 Backwoods_Sleuth

Adams only lost 30% of his income? Fuck, we’ve got to try harder.

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John Hughes  Dec 1, 2019 • 5:42:48pm

re: #94 Citizen K

It would be a mistake to view Trump’s pardons as stemming from a deep reverence for the military

Weak.

They are actually an attack on the military, a means of undermining the discipline necessary for the relationship between the military an the rest of society.


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