A Web Exclusive From John Oliver: The Plague of Push Notifications [VIDEO]
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John Oliver explains what type of news should – and shouldn’t – warrant a push notification.
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I try to limit “notifications” on all websites that I visit, Youtube in particular, and pretty much anything else. However, the Mac Mail program does like to annoy me.
If these 2A nutballs think Gun regs are like Jim Crow laws, maybe we should call them Jim Bob Crow laws?
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On what possible legal basis? The venerable “the defendant is scared of actual evidence” rule?
Parnas isn’t even a govt employee. https://t.co/h1uQ5hfdL1— Neal Katyal (@neal_katyal) January 20, 2020
Weird how law enforcement is totally hands off with the chairborne rangers in VA today.
How would anyone know if they’re right wing domestic terrorists or not? They’re good guys with guns right until the moment they open fire.
Or does that apply only if the guys with guns are black? Is that when law enforcement would take a much closer look at this? We know that the NRA and right wingers don’t care if blacks aren’t able to exercise their 2A because we’ve seen it in action. They were silent with Castile and Crawford and even Trayvon Martin. They’re all about white rights - everyone else doesn’t matter.
*snerk*
Trump finally got a military parade though the middle of his capital city… pic.twitter.com/rnsfXexA01
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) January 20, 2020
The exceeding rare pollopato…
Have you ever seen that? 😂 pic.twitter.com/BDcvntJH0F
— Snezana🌷 (@BgSnezana) January 20, 2020
A little bit of self promotion. I just posted a page on Terry Gross appearing on Finding Your Roots. littlegreenfootballs.com
This is like wearing an LA Rams Super Bowl Champs 2019 shirt. pic.twitter.com/mT4vzrfJ4m
— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 20, 2020
re: #5 Backwoods_Sleuth
What the fuck does a chairborne ranger need with a 50 cal sniper rifle?
The only purpose that serves is to take out armored vehicles and hard targets at a distance.
It serves no other purpose than to make these small men feel big.
Each pig has its merits, but only one can be the chosen pig. pic.twitter.com/gU2FUtjaSo
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) January 19, 2020
The Penis Gourd needs to remain free. It’s what those people do and have done longer than we’ve ever been around.
WWJD with the Penis Gourd? I think he would bless it
re: #4 lawhawk
Weird how law enforcement is totally hands off with the chairborne rangers in VA today.
How would anyone know if they’re right wing domestic terrorists or not? They’re good guys with guns right until the moment they open fire.
Or does that apply only if the guys with guns are black? Is that when law enforcement would take a much closer look at this? We know that the NRA and right wingers don’t care if blacks aren’t able to exercise their 2A because we’ve seen it in action. They were silent with Castile and Crawford and even Trayvon Martin. They’re all about white rights - everyone else doesn’t matter.
They wouldn’t even need guns to move in aggressively if the protest was mostly non-white.
re: #10 Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)
How many teen-aged girls did he abuse between those two photos.
re: #14 jaunte
How many sex predators did he knowingly associate with and represent?
At least two by my count: Trump and Epstein.
Lies, they are called lies.
— Sideline_Observer (@Chris79699884) January 20, 2020
re: #16 Dread Pirate
I did the math. That’s an average of one lie every two hours, every day, for three whole years.
re: #16 Dread Pirate
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His whole political career is nothing but lies. It’s why it’s absurd to act like he’s normal.
You plebes may not realize this, but “originalists” have always believed that when the framers granted the House and Senate the sole powers to impeach and try presidents, their true meaning was “unless America becomes badass, at which point the clauses are null and void.” https://t.co/CpMfbzSZwr
— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) January 20, 2020
re: #17 Eclectic Cyborg
I did the math. That’s an average of one lie every two hours, every day, for three whole years.
Sounds about right.
re: #12 Dave In Austin
The Penis Gourd needs to remain free. It’s what those people do and have done longer than we’ve ever been around.
WWJD with the Penis Gourd? I think he would bless it
stifling freedom of religious expression is what it is!!11!!
re: #19 jaunte
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America was a weak and fledgling republic in 1999? This is bullshit. The provision is there for a reason and the Orange toddler is why.
re: #12 Dave In Austin
The Penis Gourd needs to remain free. It’s what those people do and have done longer than we’ve ever been around.
WWJD with the Penis Gourd? I think he would bless it
Gives new meaning to the expression “Rise Up!”
re: #22 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
None of it makes any legal, historical or logical sense.
re: #24 jaunte
They are going to use the baffle them with BS routine.
moron
Even MLK Day is all about him…
It was exactly three years ago today, January 20, 2017, that I was sworn into office. So appropriate that today is also MLK jr DAY. African-American Unemployment is the LOWEST in the history of our Country, by far. Also, best Poverty, Youth, and Employment numbers, ever. Great!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 20, 2020
Trump seems to be saying he may not leave office if 67 senators convict him of abuse of power because the 67 might disagree about which corrupt actions constitute abuse of power. https://t.co/SLk7kHJwxt
— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) January 20, 2020
So he wants to be a dictator.
re: #26 Backwoods_Sleuth
moron
Even MLK Day is all about him…
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He really is insufferable.
re: #27 jaunte
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So he wants to be a dictator.
We know conviction is not likely.
If it werethough, within an hour or so later pence is sworn.
Done.
Whine all you want. Sue even. Don’t “leave.”
You’re not the president any longer.
re: #28 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
He really is insufferable.
It’s his raging narcissism (along with his other severe personality and behavioral disorders).
If it’s not about him, he doesn’t care - anything that’s not about him is meaningless.
Yo I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/WReeOIMc8D
— mauricio pocketinno (@yxnnck) January 18, 2020
re: #29 Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)
We know conviction is not likely.
If it werethough, within an hour or so later pence is sworn.
Done.
Whine all you want. Sue even. Don’t “leave.”
You’re not the president any longer.
And then the Secret Service will tell him, in a firm tone, “Sir, you’re no longer President. Please vacate the premises immediately.”
And then, they’ll throw his ass out if he doesn’t leave.
re: #23 Backwoods_Sleuth
Gives new meaning to the expression “Rise Up!”
Also see “Grace and Frankie” season 6.
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re: #19 jaunte
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This “argument” makes about as much sense as an accused bank robber claiming:
“Laws against bank robbery were written in days when banks were few, unregulated, underfinanced, and dealt mainly in gold and silver coins. In today’s world of interstate, multinational banking institutions backed to the tune billions of dollars, such laws are obsolete and should be ignored.”
My favorite unit patch from WWII is probably the 326th Bombardment Squadron’s because it looks like somebody’s kid drew it and honestly nobody wants to fuck with a caveman riding a dinosaur pic.twitter.com/Lkn0Dab4Ib
— Jason McGlothlen (@goddamnedfrank) January 20, 2020
re: #32 Backwoods_Sleuth
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Yo I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/WReeOIMc8D
— mauricio pocketinno (@yxnnck) January 18, 2020
re: #33 Dr Lizardo
And then the Secret Service will tell him, in a firm tone, “Sir, you’re no longer President. Please vacate the premises immediately.”
And then, they’ll throw his ass out if he doesn’t leave.
Sir this is a wendys
Terrorists want people terrorized so that they will either stop doing what they are doing or do something different.
White men walking around in public with machine guns on MLK Day is absolutely terrorism. Their objective is to terrify.— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) January 20, 2020
re: #33 Dr Lizardo
And then the Secret Service will tell him, in a firm tone, “Sir, you’re no longer President. Please vacate the premises immediately.”
And then, they’ll throw his ass out if he doesn’t leave.
His fat ass might require a crane and the jaws of life.
re: #35 Jay C
This “argument” makes about as much sense as an accused bank robber claiming:
“Laws against bank robbery were written in days when banks were few, unregulated, underfinanced, and dealt mainly in gold and silver coins. In today’s world of interstate, multinational banking institutions backed to the tune billions of dollars, such laws are obsolete and should be ignored.”
How many federal crimes (that a president could be charged with) were there when the constitution was adopted in 1789?
Zero. There were zero.
re: #40 Patricia Kayden
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It ain’t working to well
Terrorists want people terrorized so that they will either stop doing what they are doing or do something different.
White men walking around in public with machine guns on MLK Day is absolutely terrorism. Their objective is to terrify.— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) January 20, 2020
Virginia’s “extreme” new gun laws that all those armed extremists are protesting?
-Background checks.
-Limit on # of handgun purchases per month.
-Communities can ban guns from specific events/venues.
-Police can take guns from those deemed a risk to others.
That’s it.— Nate Lerner (@NathanLerner) January 20, 2020
The VA Senate just passed SB 111 to allow no-excuse absentee voting. Proud to co-patron this bill. pic.twitter.com/nU4VKNps7J
— Jennifer McClellan (@JennMcClellanVA) January 20, 2020
Dr. King found the right to vote sacrosanct, as evident in his 1957 speech “Give Us the Ballot”. https://t.co/ZhvAGkUtXd
— Jennifer McClellan (@JennMcClellanVA) January 20, 2020
re: #44 Backwoods_Sleuth
Now that makes sense. And of course the NRA will fight it.
FYI this chucklefuck has probably $10K invested in his Barrett M82 and scope.
Lots of armed people today at the gun / militia rally in Richmond pic.twitter.com/clB0dzYLIj
— Will Sommer (@willsommer) January 20, 2020
Priorities
re: #26 Backwoods_Sleuth
It took half a day, but Trump finally figured out the Trump angle on Martin Luther King.
— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 20, 2020
re: #45 Backwoods_Sleuth
Good to see. And hopefully, the next step will be to go 100% vote-by-mail, like in Washington state (and a few others, too).
The GOP will scream bloody murder, to be sure. But you know what? Fuck ‘em. They’ll just have to try to win on ideas, not win as the result of voter suppression.
People ask whether statements like this might be unlawful. These questions highlight the need for a commission to investigate ALL potential crimes by Donald Trump & his co-conspirators, aiders and abettors & accessories #TrumpCrimesCommission #TCCJan2021 https://t.co/8v5m37uDtu
— Glenn Kirschner (@glennkirschner2) January 20, 2020
re: #39 PhillyPretzel
This one is my favorite.
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SHAEF HQ
I have these. got them from my dad, He was in Germany after the war.
re: #43 Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)
Terrorists want people terrorized so that they will either stop doing what they are doing or do something different.
White men walking around in public with machine guns on MLK Day is absolutely terrorism. Their objective is to terrify.
What they want is to intimidate lawmakers out of tightening gun regulations.
Don’t think that it worked.
Glad that it passed without incident.
re: #51 I Would Prefer Not To
My late dad was in SHAEF HQ. He was a typist manning the teletype.
re: #46 PhillyPretzel
Now that makes sense. And of course the NRA will fight it.
“slippery slope towards confiscation” written all over it…
re: #44 Backwoods_Sleuth
Communities can ban guns from specific events/venues.
Just like the NRA does.
Artistic reconstruction of one of the graves in the central part of the cemetery.
Credit: K. Patalon, PAP pic.twitter.com/0UBLz6ALxg— Ticia Verveer (@ticiaverveer) January 20, 2020
re: #44 Backwoods_Sleuth
I was discussing Red Flag laws with some relatively polite gunhumpers online just last week. They objected that the laws were dangerous to LEOs tasked with taking the guns.
I pointed out that someone who would shoot at LEOs in the course of their duties is pretty much the definition of someone who should not be allowed to own a gun.
They said Red Flag laws were already getting people shot, and used the example of a woman in Florida whose estranged boyfriend called police and told them she’d threatened him, and threatened suicide, and was armed to the teeth. SO they went to her place, BROKE IN, and when she woke up they were standing over her bed, so she pulled one of the two guns she kept under her pillow and threatened them, so they tased her and then shot her, wounding her.
That’s Swatting, not Red Flag, which requires police to provide a judge with at least their sworn statement that the person is a risk, and then the judge rules on the search warrant to search their home and seize guns, and the respondent has the opportunity to challenge it and overturn it.
They wouldn’t let go of the bad example, because, I presume, they’d read it in something online that used it as an example of why Red Flag Laws are bad, and they had nothing else.
So I told them, since they’re not willing to do anything to keep guns out of the hands of people who shouldn’t have them, they are declaring that the tree of THEIR liberty must be watered with the blood of schoolchildren, concertgoers, moviegoers, college students, etc.
re: #58 Blind Frog Belly White
It all boils down to them insisting that their hobby is more important than saving someone else’s life.
Saving someone’s life in a “good guy with a gun” fantasy is also part of the hobby.
My father was based in Frankfort in 1951. He was an accountant. It was that or Korea (not much of a choice). My father taught me everything I know about the service, by example. He also gave money to the wounded Vets. took me years to figure out why he did this never talked about this or why he never went to high school reunions. Hollywood High class of 48 lost a lot of kids in Korea.
As for a patch, he had dozens of them, not sure if they were issued to him or he thought it was badass. It’s too late to ask. But I love the patch and my brothers and sons have one as well.
re: #61 I Would Prefer Not To
That is the post WWII patch being of a blue background. My late dad’s was black background indicating that it was of WWII.
A friend in Richmond just texted me: In ornithology language: this particular subspecies — the white ‘merican male — is displaying particularly vibrant plumage and accoutrements today. https://t.co/c3AhmGsDI2
— Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) January 20, 2020
re: #59 jaunte
It all boils down to them insisting that their hobby is more important than saving someone else’s life.
Mostly, they work assiduously to avoid the obvious by deflecting with “it’s about mental health, not guns”* or “killers will find another way to kill”**, so that they don’t have to accept any responsibility for the results of what they demand.
* But if you talk about laws that would take guns away from unstable, but not legally insane people, they say it’s unconstitutional.
** But if you say there aren’t anywhere near our rate of mass killings with other weapons, where guns are bannedthey point to ONE stabbing attack that took place last month in Britain, where two people died but the attacker was subdued with fire extinguishers and a narwhal tusk. They stick to “It takes a good man with a gun” argument, but maybe if it takes a good man with a gun to stop a bad man with a gun, but you can stop a bad man with a knife by using a fire extinguisher and a narwhal tusk, MAYBE, JUST MAYBE the goal should be to force the Bad Guys to use less lethal weaponry that’s more easily stopped?
re: #62 PhillyPretzel
That is the post WWII patch being of a blue background. My late dad’s was black background indicating that it was of WWII.
Thanks for clearing that up.
It was at this precise moment that Harry knew he’d made the right decision…
(Pic @StefanRousseau) pic.twitter.com/pEmIe0Zt81— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 20, 2020
Is anyone else having a problem with the Twitter embeds?
re: #58 Blind Frog Belly White
So I told them, since they’re not willing to do anything to keep guns out of the hands of people who shouldn’t have them, they are declaring that the tree of THEIR liberty must be watered with the blood of schoolchildren, concertgoers, moviegoers, college students, etc.
They refuse to recognize that some people should not have guns because they think it could wind up being them one day
Truly responsible gun owners know it could never be them.
(And they still refuse to support systems that would keep guns away from the dangerous and reckless)
re: #59 jaunte
It all boils down to them insisting that their
hobbyis more important than saving someone else’s life.
..fetish
Open carry is by definition a threat of violence. That is the entire point. I have a gun. I will use it.
The fact that you do not seem to understand this shows that you are not responsible enough to own or handle firearms. pic.twitter.com/QOn0gv7gNd— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) January 20, 2020
re: #26 Backwoods_Sleuth
moron
Even MLK Day is all about him…
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African-American unemployment was lower in 1860.
re: #69 Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)
..fetish
Look at those goobers who marched in Richmond. It really IS a fetish with them. Soldierboy cosplay.
re: #70 Backwoods_Sleuth
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Open carry is by definition a threat of violence. That is the entire point. I have a gun. I will use it.
The fact that you do not seem to understand this shows that you are not responsible enough to own or handle firearms. pic.twitter.com/QOn0gv7gNd— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) January 20, 2020
That is a sniper rifle. That weapon was made to kill men from far away in the shadows. It fires .50 caliber ammunition. That is a weapon of war not for personal protection or hunting. https://t.co/qyaUlWUcsA
— Preston Wilson (@PrestonWilson44) January 20, 2020
Former Proud Boy-turned-Nazi Provocateur Jovi Val recently held a rally to support the man who killed Heather Heyer. These are the kinds of people who are armed at the Richmond rally today, and who the President is shouting out on social media. #valeg #virginiarally https://t.co/iPKMZhuDOd
— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) January 20, 2020
re: #71 The Pie Overlord!
African-American unemployment was lower in 1860.
Us govt only starting tracking unemployment by race in the 1970s.
After 1964.
I wonder why that’s significant
👨🚀 Moonwalker
🇺🇸 @usairforce pilot
🚀 Explorer
What do you get @TheRealBuzz for his 90th birthday? That’s a tough one. But we did make this video. Happy birthday Buzz and thanks for your contributions to space exploration! https://t.co/fr0WdBl0AH pic.twitter.com/6pTrXra14b— NASA (@NASA) January 20, 2020
re: #58 Blind Frog Belly White
I was discussing Red Flag laws with some relatively polite gunhumpers online just last week. They objected that the laws were dangerous to LEOs tasked with taking the guns.
I pointed out that someone who would shoot at LEOs in the course of their duties is pretty much the definition of someone who should not be allowed to own a gun.
They said Red Flag laws were already getting people shot, and used the example of a woman in Florida whose estranged boyfriend called police and told them she’d threatened him, and threatened suicide, and was armed to the teeth. SO they went to her place, BROKE IN, and when she woke up they were standing over her bed, so she pulled one of the two guns she kept under her pillow and threatened them, so they tased her and then shot her, wounding her.
That’s Swatting, not Red Flag, which requires police to provide a judge with at least their sworn statement that the person is a risk, and then the judge rules on the search warrant to search their home and seize guns, and the respondent has the opportunity to challenge it and overturn it.
They wouldn’t let go of the bad example, because, I presume, they’d read it in something online that used it as an example of why Red Flag Laws are bad, and they had nothing else.
So I told them, since they’re not willing to do anything to keep guns out of the hands of people who shouldn’t have them, they are declaring that the tree of THEIR liberty must be watered with the blood of schoolchildren, concertgoers, moviegoers, college students, etc.
I can understand that potential for abuse of a Red Flag law. However, that potential for abuse is far outweighed by the safety concerns it addresses.
re: #78 Mike Lamb
I can understand that potential for abuse of a Red Flag law. However, that potential for abuse is far outweighed by the safety concerns it addresses.
It’s the reverse of “if it saves one life”:
If one person is delayed even one hour from buying any weapon he wants it’s too much
Sit with me.
Close your eyes. Just for a while.
Look at the images of the Virginia armed protesters through the eyes of a mother whose own unarmed child was shot and killed for “looking suspicious or threatening”.
Can you still breathe?— Nelba Márquez-Greene (@Nelba_MG) January 20, 2020
Someone else pointed out that most of the photos were from street level, which is a good way of making it seem like there were more people present than actually attended.
I am just glad that it passed without incident, and I believe, without it achieving its goal of intimidating VA state legislators from passing safer firearms regulations.
re: #80 Backwoods_Sleuth
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Not to minimize any loss of life argument…or the damage these melonheads could do with that firepower.
These pikers don’t look dangerous or menacing
Yes they are trying to
Mostly they look silly and ridiculous
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Hey, wait a sec … that sounds a lot like some RUMINT I’ve heard before. https://t.co/hoRDuNBisW
— all the work while crying (@Pasha_Spider) January 20, 2020
uh huh
apparently a lot of that going on in Trumpland…
re: #74 Backwoods_Sleuth
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Imagine .50BMG being used for personal protection - talk about an overpenetration problem!
re: #81 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))
Someone else pointed out that most of the photos were from street level, which is a good way of making it seem like there were more people present than actually attended.
I am just glad that it passed without incident, and I believe, without it achieving its goal of intimidating VA state legislators from passing safer firearms regulations.
Yeah they were inside cowering in a corner afraid to look out the windows…
re: #79 Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)
It’s the reverse of “if it saves one life”:
If one person is delayed even one hour from buying any weapon he wants it’s too much
Yea, I had another friend tell me that background checks were okay, if they were INSTANT and didn’t delay his purchase at all.
Let’s sacrifice those kids on the altar of his convenience!
re: #83 Backwoods_Sleuth
Yeah, there we go it seems. Looks like that RUMINT may have not just been a rumor after all.
Grand Jury subpoena for Pete. Manhattan prosecutors are seeking documents from Sessions regarding his dealings with Ghouls and his crew. 😁#Oopshttps://t.co/EZqMer69ZJ
— Agenthades (@Agenthades1) October 15, 2019
rest of thread…
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re: #5 Backwoods_Sleuth
*snerk*
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Saw some stuff about this goober. He is a gun dealer from New York and he is basically there to peddle his wares. The Barrett is from his stock. Like all RWNJ get-togethers, this one is a trade show as well as a freak-show.
Joey Gibson is under indictment in Oregon on riot incitement charges.
Does the judge know he’s brandishing an assault rifle in public on the other side of the country? https://t.co/zfq10cxg76— Pé Resists (@4everNeverTrump) January 20, 2020
re: #91 Backwoods_Sleuth
Maybe someone should give the judge a picture of Joey. ::: evil grin :::
Perhaps we should congratulate the president of the United States for coming up with the worst MLK tweet of 2020. https://t.co/mqLYAOKBP3
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) January 20, 2020
This is what 🇨🇦 #Heros in #Camo actually do. Sharp contrast to #VirginaRally.
— Gail Johnson Morris (@LeaderLink) January 20, 2020
Twitter come to explain why it’s now necessary to violently overthrow democracy because a majority of people wanted to end slavery but a minority of plantation owners would no longer be able to own people. pic.twitter.com/edqab122xW
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) January 20, 2020
Suit up. I’m going to open all the hatches and vent the ship.
Top off your life support, you might in that suit for a while. https://t.co/lLZnRghJpj— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) January 20, 2020
In response to a number of inquiries, the picture below, apparently taken at @EricTrump’s 6th birthday party, is not Lev Parnas. #LevRemembers #LetLevSpeak pic.twitter.com/KjuJHt8eYR
— Joseph A. Bondy (@josephabondy) January 20, 2020
I’m sorry that I bruised your feelings by using accurate terminology to accurately describe a thing on my timeline that I was talking about and no one forced you to read.
Please accept this complimentary Gwyneth Paltrow Coochie Candle to soothe your sore manhood. pic.twitter.com/VCpJdVtsis— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) January 20, 2020
re: #84 Blind Frog Belly White
Imagine .50BMG being used for personal protection - talk about an overpenetration problem!
It would be pretty effective on feral hogs around here. I would not care to hump it around, though, and the hogs will not come to me, so it’s probably out. Otoh, I could possibly use Roomba technology and a pintle mount to create a small tracked carriage that would carry it around and stay close. Hmmm. Might be a market there.
I swear I’ll be pissed if Stonekettle ever leaves Twitter. He’s easily one of the best things on there.
re: #96 Backwoods_Sleuth
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Parnas was would have been eighteen the year Eric turned six. He’s closer to being Eric’s age than the rotting orange.
re: #98 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel
It would be pretty effective on feral hogs around here. I would not care to hump it around, though, and the hogs will not come to me, so it’s probably out. Otoh, I could possibly use Roomba technology and a pintle mount to create a small tracked carriage that would carry it around and stay close. Hmmm. Might be a market there.
put children in your backyard…you’ll have dozens of feral hogs arriving in no time.
I read that on the internet
Just saw a breaking report that some rockets have hit the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad.
re: #98 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel
It would be pretty effective on feral hogs around here. I would not care to hump it around, though, and the hogs will not come to me, so it’s probably out. Otoh, I could possibly use Roomba technology and a pintle mount to create a small tracked carriage that would carry it around and stay close. Hmmm. Might be a market there.
I hear .444 Marlin in a short-barreled levergun works well for that, though my friend who has killed a lot of pigs prefers a bolt action in 7mm Magnum.
(His wife told me she treated the ranch where he had hunting permission like a Safeway - “Vic, go kill us a pig”)
re: #99 Eclectic Cyborg
I swear I’ll be pissed if Stonekettle ever leaves Twitter. He’s easily one of the best things on there.
Good news, Everybody! You can now brings all your guns to the next Trump rally… https://t.co/lVLc3FLn0j
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) January 20, 2020
On MLK Day, a bunch of white dudes are marching on Virginia with automatic weapons.
re: #108 BigPapa
On MLK Day, a bunch of white dudes are marching on Virginia with automatic weapons.
And if it were a shitload of Muslim men doing the same, the wingnut freakout would be audible from Low Earth Orbit.
re: #101 Backwoods_Sleuth
put children in your backyard…you’ll have dozens of feral hogs arriving in no time.
I read that on the internet
The best part of that whole exchange was that the guy who said that, and experienced the arrival of the herd of pigs didn’t go around strapped and didn’t feel the need, but he could understand people who did. So he provided an example that he himself didn’t really believe.
re: #97 Backwoods_Sleuth
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Ah, my favorite sort of concern troll, the “accurate terms” concern troll. The kind that freaks the fuck out if you refer to an AR-15 as an “assault rifle” because “IT’S NOT SELECTIVE FIRE!!!!”
re: #109 Targetpractice
And if it were a shitload of Muslim men doing the same, the wingnut freakout would be audible from Low Earth Orbit.
The day it was a handful of black activists in Sacramento spurred Reagan to make open carry illegal.
re: #111 Targetpractice
Ah, my favorite sort of concern troll, the “accurate terms” concern troll. The kind that freaks the fuck out if you refer to an AR-15 as an “assault rifle” because “IT’S NOT SELECTIVE FIRE!!!!”
Yeah there was someone here who used to do that. Always annoyed the hell out of me because it was just pedantic bullshit. You don’t need to be a firearms expert to understand that AR’s are meant to kill large amounts of people in a short time.
re: #112 Blind Frog Belly White
The day it was a handful of black activists in Sacramento spurred Reagan to make open carry illegal.
Or when he himself caught shot.
Trump stood for about 30 seconds at the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial in Washington this afternoon. He didn’t say anything. He got some cheers, a “USA” chant and some boos from people nearby.
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) January 20, 2020
re: #108 BigPapa
On MLK Day, a bunch of white dudes are marching on Virginia with automatic weapons.
And this is 2020. We were supposed to have flying cars, a cure for cancer and a much more progressive society by now.
re: #115 Backwoods_Sleuth
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WATCH: President Trump and VP Pence are visiting the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial in Washington, DC, on #MLKDay. pic.twitter.com/5bifz3nyCn
— MSNBC (@MSNBC) January 20, 2020
re: #112 Blind Frog Belly White
The day it was a handful of black activists in Sacramento spurred Reagan to make open carry illegal.
Well, that’s “different” because they were Black Panthers. If it had just been good, law-abiding black men, the wingnuts would have totally been cool with their engaging in open carry.
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re: #116 Eclectic Cyborg
And this is 2020. We were supposed to have flying cars, a cure for cancer and a much more progressive society by now.
People say that, but most drivers can barely manage not to get killed in two dimensions.
re: #117 The Pie Overlord!
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Never has there been a more accurate depiction of how small and petty Trump is than having him stand next to a towering monument to a man whose legacy he will never come close to matching.
re: #115 Backwoods_Sleuth
I figure with the impeachment trial starting tomorrow and Trump largely quiet on Twitter he must be about to crawl out of his skin from nerves.
Nothing you do, nothing, honors the legacy of Dr. King. The people of your state live in poverty, sick, without food, healthcare or safe drinking water. You’ve turned your back on sick miners, children and farmers. You are loathsome.#MLKDay https://t.co/nHe595clpV
— Patti M Piatt (@PiattPatti) January 20, 2020
re: #105 Blind Frog Belly White
I hear .444 Marlin in a short-barreled levergun works well for that, though my friend who has killed a lot of pigs prefers a bolt action in 7mm Magnum.
(His wife told me she treated the ranch where he had hunting permission like a Safeway - “Vic, go kill us a pig”)
I considered the .444 but decided to go with a45/70 Henry lever gun. I liked the Henry action and I already had a couple of single shots in that caliber so I was used to it and had a stock of ammo.
re: #104 Eclectic Cyborg
Just saw a breaking report that some rockets have hit the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad.
#Breaking
“Rocket attack alarms sounding off multiple times on the #US #Baghdad Embassy Complex and Union III. Heard the booms myself on Union III. Speakers telling all to take shelter immediately.” pic.twitter.com/F1lpbWm9RE— Nafiseh Kohnavard (@nafisehkBBC) January 20, 2020
re: #122 Backwoods_Sleuth
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McConnell’s entire time in Washington has been undoing MLK’s legacy.
“I FORGOT MY KEYS, SANDRA”
📹: https://t.co/oyGvRFkLla pic.twitter.com/C1oALRXRWY— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) January 20, 2020
MLK Day messages from 44 & 45: pic.twitter.com/maWrxQpNWS
— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) January 20, 2020
re: #113 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
Yeah there was someone here who used to do that. Always annoyed the hell out of me because it was just pedantic bullshit. You don’t need to be a firearms expert to understand that AR’s are meant to kill large amounts of people in a short time.
A tank without a turret is still a tank, even if you’re using it as an agricultural tractor. Insisting that it be referred to as a tractor because it lacks a turret is as ridiculous as saying an AR-15 be called a hunting rifle because the components necessary for automatic fire have been removed.
I suppose we should consider ourselves fortunate he didn’t pee on it.
Trump and Pence made a very trip to the MLK memorial, a stop that wasn’t on his public schedule today. Stood in front of the statue for less than a minute. pic.twitter.com/5dASvax3oY
— Kathryn Watson (@kathrynw5) January 20, 2020
re: #127 The Pie Overlord!
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But guess which one the hacks at FNC claim is a narcissist and which one do they claim is humble.
re: #128 Targetpractice
A tank without a turret is still a tank, even if you’re using it as an agricultural tractor. Insisting that it be referred to as a tractor because it lacks a turret is as ridiculous as saying an AR-15 be called a hunting rifle because the components necessary for automatic fire have been removed.
“That man threatened me with a smallsword! Swords should be regulated!”
“Actually, it wasn’t a smallsword, it was a shortsword, so nobody should pay attention to your opinion on regulating them.”
re: #129 Blind Frog Belly White
I suppose we should consider ourselves fortunate he didn’t pee on it.
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So he afforded less than a minute to what amounted to a short photo-op.
That was mighty white of him.////
People take shelter from golf ball-sized hail stones, as an intense storm batters Canberra. https://t.co/pReqDy17qd pic.twitter.com/MGHEuuiZYM
— ABC News (@ABC) January 20, 2020
re: #132 Targetpractice
So he afforded less than a minute to what amounted to a short photo-op.
That was mighty white of him.////
On top of using MLK Day to honor himself. It’s PASTY white of him.
re: #133 Backwoods_Sleuth
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Mrs. FBW is planning to visit Australia in June with a friend. I hope there’s some Australia left.
re: #133 Backwoods_Sleuth
That umbrella does not provide too much coverage. If I could I would try to get inside a building.
re: #136 PhillyPretzel
That umbrella does not provide too much coverage. If I could I would try to get inside a building.
The one who hides under the table has the right idea.
After all the disturbing footage from Virginia it’s so good to see this:
Thousands of people marching in North Carolina to celebrate the legacy of Martin Luther King.pic.twitter.com/P1zib64FGi— Joshua Potash (@JoshuaPotash) January 20, 2020
re: #138 Backwoods_Sleuth
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A nice contrast from 155 years ago when men from North Carolina were here because of slavery.
Ever wonder why 44 Presidents were able to sleep in the White House without a lock on their bedroom door but when Trump moved in he demanded one? ❄️@realDonaldTrump
— NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) January 20, 2020
The Rude Pundit on Martin Luther King Jr. in the age of DT.
re: #132 Targetpractice
So he afforded less than a minute to what amounted to a short photo-op.
That was mighty white of him.////
Aide: Sir, it’s MLK day, you really should visit his statue.
Trump: That idiot again? He’s been dead for over 50 years! They should replace MLK day with something else! Why should I have to go to his stupid statue?
A: Well, you’re the President. It’s something the people expect of you.
T: Can’t I just stay here and watch Fox News?
A: (sigh) Look, I’ll make it as quick as possible, I’ll even get the VP to go along with you but you really need to go to the statue.
T: But whyyyy?
A: The statue is entirely white.
T: Okay, I’ll go. I’ll go.
re: #140 Backwoods_Sleuth
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Trump probably would thinks he can fire anyone who simply because they didn’t vote for him.
re: #140 Backwoods_Sleuth
The lock was to keep Melania OUT. Prove me wrong.
Heh
Kellyklan Conway says Dr Martin Luther King Jr would disapprove of the impeachment of the racist reality show host who spent 8 years trying to claim the first black president was illegitimate.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 20, 2020
I keep seeing this protest called “peaceful,” as if a legislator didn’t have to to into hiding, Black Virginians aren’t safe in their state capitol on a holiday honoring a Black civil rights icon, neonazis weren’t arrested before it, & groups like the Pr*ud boys aren’t there. https://t.co/pyzgefkDo2
— Sarah Blahovec (@Sblahov) January 20, 2020
It isn’t peaceful when Al*x Jones is rolling down the street in an armored truck yelling to rile up white supremacists.
Words and ideologies based in white supremacy are fundamentally violent.— Sarah Blahovec (@Sblahov) January 20, 2020
re: #145 Patricia Kayden
Heh
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Mom had a term for talking like Kellyanne talks - yibbling.
re: #12 Dave In Austin
The Penis Gourd needs to remain free. It’s what those people do and have done longer than we’ve ever been around.
WWJD with the Penis Gourd? I think he would bless it
I don’t know what a Penis Gourd is. Is it dishwarsher safe?
re: #146 Backwoods_Sleuth
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It’s a form of intimidation just like it was to open carry near a pro gun control rally.
re: #140 Backwoods_Sleuth
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His mom caught him flogging the dolphin when he was young and he never got over the embarrassment.
re: #148 Shropshire Slasher
I don’t know what a Penis Gourd is. Is it dishwarsher safe?
Dishwarsher? Yinz from Pixburg?
re: #131 Blind Frog Belly White
Though in real life, most of the gun-humpers’ “technical definition” “arguments” fall out more like:
“That man
threatenedstabbed me with a smallsword! Swords should be regulated!”“Actually, it wasn’t a smallsword, it was a shortsword, so nobody should pay attention to your opinion on regulating them.”
re: #152 Blind Frog Belly White
I have NY north county relatives. Walmarts. Scween door. Terlet seat. They got the sugar etcetera.
re: #132 Targetpractice
So he afforded less than a minute to what amounted to a short photo-op.
That was mighty white of him.////
Barely 30 seconds before he got bored and nudged Pence to leave. And what is up with him clapping while walking? It just looks so ridiculous (I guess because it is)
re: #154 Shropshire Slasher
I have NY north county relatives. Walmarts. Scween door. Terlet seat. They got the sugar etcetera.
Dad grew up in Pittsburgh, but dropped most of his “Yinzisms”. Still, you could hear the Pittsburgh in the way he pronounced “iron” or “strength” (“arn”; “strenth”)
re: #154 Shropshire Slasher
I have NY north county relatives. Walmarts. Scween door. Terlet seat. They got the sugar etcetera.
In Northern Mississippi, the joke is that “Red” is a three syllable word.
re: #157 Eclectic Cyborg
In Northern Mississippi, the joke is that “Red” is a three syllable word.
Where I grew up, “red” is usually accompanied by “up your room”.
re: #156 Blind Frog Belly White
And in Philly there is an “h” in street (shreet). lol
House Dems criticizing McConnell for not releasing the text of the organizing resolution less than 24 hours before the trial is set to begin, calling it a “complete miscarriage of justice.”
No comment yet from McConnell’s office on why the resolution hasn’t yet been released— Manu Raju (@mkraju) January 20, 2020
It’s the eve of the impeachment trial, but Mitch McConnell’s not losing sleep over procedural questions. His main concern, and I cannot stress this enough, is keeping the majority in 2020.
New from me on the efforts to keep the Senate Republican: https://t.co/RxFuR2GXJv— Mike Warren (@MichaelRWarren) January 20, 2020
re: #160 Dread Pirate
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“We’re taking impeachment seriously and totally running this like a criminal trial…which is why we’re engaging in ambush tactics that would get a defense attorney disbarred in a fucking heartbeat!”
re: #159 PhillyPretzel
And in Philly there is an “h” in street (shreet). lol
My sister-in-law is from Springfield. To this day, she still says “wooter” and “churries”
re: #160 Dread Pirate
He is not going to keep his job. He will be in an orange jumpsuit.
Listen to this drunken Trumporrhoid slurring gunfucker talking points.
To show u how crazy these ppl in Richmond are…and how well they know their history this👇👇
pic.twitter.com/mpVRXatA7A— PhillyGirl!💚 (@MaureennKelly) January 20, 2020
re: #77 Backwoods_Sleuth
And thanks for punching that dumb fucker in the mouth.
re: #99 Eclectic Cyborg
The hummingbird thing just about did him in.
re: #165 plansbandc
And thanks for punching that dumb fucker in the mouth.
Think we can get him to do Trump next?
/
re: #160 Dread Pirate
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Because really, after your colleagues on the other side of Capital Hill made a whole big show over bitching that the House Dems had put forward the rules for conducting impeachment investigations/hearings “in the dead of night” and not allowed a single amendment to make it “more fair,” the best way to show you’re running a “fair” process in your own house is to withhold access to your own house’s resolution until the moment it drops on the floor for a vote and totally deny Senate Dems an opportunity to bring forward amendments to such.
If Repubs didn’t have double standards, they’d have no standards at all.
Oboy.
After Dennis Prager’s idiotic comments about Anne Frank a couple weeks ago, he’s gone after Wonkette in one of his BS fireside chats.
Dennis Prager: A Lying Liar Telling Lies About Yr Wonkette
They are girding their snark for the expected onslaught of conservative thought coming their way.
The future of Alexa? Watch this sci-fi short.https://t.co/kimkiyOdeV
— Edwin Mix (@TheEdMix) January 20, 2020
re: #170 gocart mozart
Umm, you better put an NSFW tag on that (it contains nudity).
You know we have access to all your old CNN appearances right?https://t.co/3b3Bx4Z1NE
— andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) January 20, 2020
— Calvin and Hobbes (@Calvinn_Hobbes) January 20, 2020
Impeachment Trial Eve:
DONALD TRUMP: I’m not the corrupt one here, Joe Biden is.
BERNIE SANDERS: The President is right.— Tom Watson (@tomwatson) January 20, 2020
re: #172 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀
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“‘Criminal-like’ conduct”? Like acting against the advice of counsel that what you’re doing is against the law? Or deliberately taking action to cover up those acts, such as hiding evidence in places that cannot be readily accessed by investigators? Or threatening retribution to any who cooperate with investigators?
And “conduct ‘akin to treason and bribery’”? You mean like using the promise of a requested act (ex: White House visit) as a way of obtaining cooperation?
Oh for fucks sake. https://t.co/5Uer05PBiS
— Donaeld The Unready (@donaeldunready) January 20, 2020
what Donaeld said…
Yeah, it’s not a huge issue, but Sanders suggested he cast his first vote for Kennedy, when he’s previously said he didn’t vote until his 30s (putting it in the mid-1970s). https://t.co/KgF4wkxyX4
— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) January 20, 2020
re: #177 Backwoods_Sleuth
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It’s literally impossible that he would have voted for Kennedy. I know Bernie is old but it was still 21 in 1960. Bernie was 19 in 1961. And I don’t mind this being used on him the way his campaign surrogates attacked high school aged HRC for supporting Goldwater and ignored her entire adult life.
Obstruction, extortion, bribery & graft are all crimes
— Jason McGlothlen (@goddamnedfrank) January 20, 2020
re: #170 gocart mozart
A conservative wet dream. Force women to give birth and submit to a husband.
re: #170 gocart mozart
Well, now that’s one hell of a “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.” moment.
Release the hounds 🐾 pic.twitter.com/jUmvK77U5P
— Dogs Adorable (@DogsAdorble) January 20, 2020
re: #176 Backwoods_Sleuth
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I have a feeling that the Tory Government is thinking imagining they will be relying on the Royal Navy to “control Britain’s waters”, like they did in Victoria’s day. And just send a few dreadnoughts out to chase off any grubby foreigners deigning to fish in “their” territory.
Wait a minute. Something’s not right here…..
*grabs calculator*
New AJC poll in the Democratic presidential primary in Georgia
Sanders: 36%
Biden: 35%
Warren: 31%
Buttigieg: 22%
Georgia’s primary is on March 24. #gapol pic.twitter.com/wCcKsc9VOu— Niles Francis (@NilesGApol) January 20, 2020
re: #186 Jay C
I have a feeling that the Tory Government is
thinkingImagining they will be relying on the Royal Navy to “control Britain’s waters”, like they did in Victoria’s day. And just send a few dreadnoughts out to chase off any grubby foreigners deigning to fish in “their” territory.
The British nationalists amuse me. That empire was built on the blood, sweat, & tears of people from all over the world.
Bringing it all together in one tweet:
“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.”
—Martin Luther King Jr.— Justin Amash (@justinamash) January 20, 2020
“President Trump lashed out at the authors of A Very Stable Genius, calling them “stone cold losers”
never “i didnt do it” or “theyre wrong, lying, or those arent the facts”.
it’s only and always attack the process, the people, ad hominem all the way.
distract delay obfuscate
re: #74 Backwoods_Sleuth
Sgt. Bilko with a sniper rifle??????
— The 3-D Zanti Regent (@josephebacon) January 20, 2020
re: #186 Jay C
I have a feeling that the Tory Government is
thinkingImagining they will be relying on the Royal Navy to “control Britain’s waters”, like they did in Victoria’s day. And just send a few dreadnoughts out to chase off any grubby foreigners deigning to fish in “their” territory.
A fantasy that will collapse the moment that a Royal Navy destroyer is forced to choose between firing on a civilian fishing ship or allowing it to go on its way.
I’m sure that will make negotiating trade agreements with those states that fish in “British waters” all the more fun.////
re: #192 Targetpractice
I forget who posted it but it was a dialogue between the Royal Navy and an Irish Lighthouse. It was a good one. ;)
re: #187 Blind Frog Belly White
Wait a minute. Something’s not right here…..
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Damn! Georgia is fired up!
re: #192 Targetpractice
A fantasy that will collapse the moment that a Royal Navy destroyer is forced to choose between firing on a civilian fishing ship or allowing it to go on its way.
I’m sure that will make negotiating trade agreements with those states that fish in “British waters” all the more fun.////
True. And despite all the effort (and it has been considerable, AFAICT) of the pro-Brexit crowd to downplay or deny it, I’ve always sensed a broad streak of Empire Nostalgia lurking behind most discussions of how an “independent” Britain is going to manage its economic (and political) position going forward. And yet, unrealistic as it is, the fantasy that the UK is somehow going to be able to leverage itself back into being the global superpower of 1910 seems to be uncritically accepted.
So apparently the basic outline of the rules Mitch will drop tomorrow has “leaked” to the press. And I hope nobody has any plans for the coming week, because Mitch wants to confine legal arguments to 2 12hr days apiece between the House managers and Trump’s three-ring circus. Followed by a 16hr Q&A session, and then a 4hr “debate” before an up-or-down vote on allowing further witnesses and documents.
Unsurprisingly, there’s already talk that he’s hidden a “kill switch” in there in the form of allowing Trump’s team to call for immediate dismissal/acquittal if they feel they’re sinking fast. And even if they don’t slap the Big Red Button and Mitch somehow loses the vote on witnesses, he could still push any witnesses (read: Bolton) down to the basement for a classified hearing on “national security” grounds.
All of this, of course, totally like any criminal trial you witness on a daily basis./////
re: #196 Targetpractice
So apparently the basic outline of the rules Mitch will drop tomorrow has “leaked” to the press. And I hope nobody has any plans for the coming week, because Mitch wants to confine legal arguments to 2 12hr days apiece between the House managers and Trump’s three-ring circus. Followed by a 16hr Q&A session, and then a 4hr “debate” before an up-or-down vote on allowing further witnesses and documents.
Unsurprisingly, there’s already talk that he’s hidden a “kill switch” in there in the form of allowing Trump’s team to call for immediate dismissal/acquittal if they feel they’re sinking fast. And even if they don’t slap the Big Red Button and Mitch somehow loses the vote on witnesses, he could still push any witnesses (read: Bolton) down to the basement for a classified hearing on “national security” grounds.
All of this, of course, totally like any criminal trial you witness on a daily basis./////
Impeachment and trial should not have a “tap out” provision that doesn’t include resignation.
re: #193 PhillyPretzel
I found it. Most of it is still there. The punch line was: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
tip of the hat to BWS.
littlegreenfootballs.com
JFC
It’s not the impeachment trial of Hunter Biden. It’s the impeachment trial of Donald Trump.
And if he did nothing wrong, why can’t *he* come clear his name?
Why won’t *he* allow his aides to testify and offer their firsthand accounts?
Why is *he* holding back evidence? https://t.co/nQHNyo3UGZ— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) January 20, 2020
re: #199 The Pie Overlord!
JFC
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Wait, what? When did Junior testify for 30 hours? (probably not 30 consecutive hours)
re: #96 Backwoods_Sleuth
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I totally stand corrected.
tbf I did say unsubstantiated at the time
In response to a number of inquiries, the picture below, apparently taken at @EricTrump’s 6th birthday party, is not Lev Parnas. #LevRemembers #LetLevSpeak pic.twitter.com/KjuJHt8eYR
— Joseph A. Bondy (@josephabondy) January 20, 2020
re: #199 The Pie Overlord!
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Then she should demand that Jared and Ivanka go but they won’t because Trump needs his daughter wife.
re: #201 Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)
I totally stand corrected.
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Based on the hair, I’d say it was Vir Cotto.
re: #135 Blind Frog Belly White
Mrs. FBW is planning to visit Australia in June with a friend. I hope there’s some Australia left.
everything in australia wants to kill you
re: #204 Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)
everything in australia wants to kill you
That was her response to the video when I posted it on FB.
re: #201 Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)
I totally stand corrected.
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I didn’t think so either. Parnas is 12 years older than Eric Trump. That’s a man closer to Don Sr’s age than Parnas who would have been a young adult.
re: #205 Blind Frog Belly White
That was her response to the video when I posted it on FB.
…bill brysons book too
re: #206 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
I didn’t think so either. Parnas is 12 years older than Eric Trump. That’s a man closer to Don Sr’s age than Parnas who would have been a young adult.
:-( wishful thinking
One option being discussed, according to a senior administration official, would be to move Bolton’s testimony into a classified setting because of national security concerns, ensuring that it is not public.
— Robert Costa (@costareports) January 20, 2020
Multiple Senate Republicans and White House officials cautioned that the strategy was not finalized and discussions were preliminary, particularly since Bolton and others might not even be called in the coming weeks if 51 senators are unable to finalize an agreement on witnesses.
— Robert Costa (@costareports) January 20, 2020
Still trying to make this trial opaque to the public. The actions of a guilty President.
re: #203 Blind Frog Belly White
Based on the hair, I’d say it was Vir Cotto.
Don’t put that evil on my boy Vir.
I didn’t know Michael Bennet until he have that fiery speech in the senate; I’ve gotten to know more listening to interviews since he became a candidate. I’ve been leaning toward Warren from the start, but I like MB, too.
Asked about NY Magazine describing him as a bland white man, Bennet says “that’s a fair description.” https://t.co/wd7zbjmeNT
— Chelsea Janes (@chelsea_janes) January 20, 2020
re: #201 Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)
Easy mistake to make, as Lev Parnas was working for the Trump Organization at the time
Whatever colour runs out the bottom of your trousers when you ate a rotten steak despite experts telling you it is well out of date. https://t.co/3RtiV2q6qb
— The Ranty Highwayman 🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@RantyHighwayman) January 20, 2020
It would be nice if someone leaked the evidence gathered in Epstein’s place. Or is it already destroyed?
re: #213 Sherlock Hound
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I was thinking along the lines of the mildew that forms between your bathroom shower tiles when left uncleaned for way too long.
The thing that’s just really awesome about this is that Republican Senators are openly colluding with Trump’s defense team AFTER they all signed oaths as jurors “to do impartial justice” https://t.co/aJFrTm3JFt
— Jason McGlothlen (@goddamnedfrank) January 21, 2020
“Guys. GUYS. GUYS! A girl is talking to us! Act cool.”
This is called “Getting to second base” by Viagra-Americans pic.twitter.com/ZjY5FzepcZ— TBogg (@tbogg) January 20, 2020
This exchange looks much worse in retrospect than when it first aired on June 13th. Trump said he would take “dirt” on his 2020 opponents from a foreign government. In fact, he was in the midst of trying to do so when Stephanopoulos asked the question. pic.twitter.com/82lQb2lFyF
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) January 20, 2020
re: #215 Patricia Kayden
Nice photo!
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Especially because they cropped Tulsi out of it (she’s on the other side of Joe)
re: #214 Amory Blaine
It would be nice if someone leaked the evidence gathered in Epstein’s place. Or is it already destroyed?
100% confident that Barr oversaw its destruction — following the untimely death of Epstein. After all, Epstein didn’t kill himself!
Comments on the recent L&O story covering Epstein — click for spoilers
SVU had a 2 parter that I finally finished watching a few days ago. Their decision was to make it a suicide, but with every character expressing complete skepticism about the official report and emphasizing their confidence that the death was murder. i.e. they all bought into the widespread CT about his demise
re: #178 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
It’s literally impossible that he would have voted for Kennedy. I know Bernie is old but it was still 21 in 1960. Bernie was 19 in 1961. And I don’t mind this being used on him the way his campaign surrogates attacked high school aged HRC for supporting Goldwater and ignored her entire adult life.
Which Kennedy? Bobby? Teddy?
PRO-TIP: don’t wrestle with your toddler while armed.#GunFAIL #2AHeroAwardhttps://t.co/KmN2CvEIb1
— IT’S MY COUNTRY AND I’LL CRY IF I WANT TO (@Litzz11) January 21, 2020
I love how guns just have a volition of their own. Did the guns make their owners march in Richmond? I imagine that 50 cal sniper rifle being “persuasive”.
re: #223 Sherlock Hound
I am not trying to make light out of a serious situation but that sounds like a Darwin Award candidate.
re: #222 retired cynic
Which Kennedy? Bobby? Teddy?
And how was he in a place to vote for either Bobby or Teddy? Next, he’ll claim McGovern as his own.
re: #223 Sherlock Hound
This would be a good test case for completely removing the idea of ‘accidental’ firearm discharge from the law.
If we’re really stuck with this idea of gun rights, then corresponding responsibilities need to be rigorously enforced.
re: #224 PhillyPretzel
That child didn’t need the nomination. The father won’t be punished and the family will probably say it was “God’s Will”. I hope those people realize how much they harden me.
I really hadn’t thought about it, but this essay dissects what it means to be in a “militia” versus an “armed mob.”
re: #225 Sherlock Hound
And how was he in a place to vote for either Bobby or Teddy? Next, he’ll claim McGovern as his own.
Well, they both ran for President, and there are primaries. I don’t know what he meant. Maybe he was lying about it.
— Edwin Mix (@TheEdMix) January 20, 2020
re: #229 Barefoot Grin
I really hadn’t thought about it, but this essay dissects what it means to be in a “militia” versus an “armed mob.”
Without reading it, let me guess. Does it have something to do with skin color and political ideology?
At tense Virginia rally, demonstrators reject extremists, defend law-abiding gun owners
NBC, proving they are garbage with shitty takes.
re: #225 Sherlock Hound
And how was he in a place to vote for either Bobby or Teddy? Next, he’ll claim McGovern as his own.
He was never in a place where he could have voted for Bobby, but he could have voted for Ted in the 1980 presidential primary.
re: #232 gocart mozart
Without reading it, let me guess. Does it have something to do with skin color and political ideology?
No, it’s more about the fact that there is a historical and legal basis for militias that place them at the pleasure of governors with such laws and these guys aren’t it.
re: #227 EPR-radar
This would be a good test case for completely removing the idea of ‘accidental’ firearm discharge from the law.
If we’re really stuck with this idea of gun rights, then corresponding responsibilities need to be rigorously enforced.
Any accidental death should be charged as manslughter and any injury or “close call” should be charged as “risk of injury to a child” and DCF should remove the children and charge the parent with neglect.
re: #235 Barefoot Grin
No, it’s more about the fact that there is a historical and legal basis for militias that place them at the pleasure of governors with such laws and these guys aren’t it.
but if they were black or Muslim or leftwing, they would be called terrorists and an armed mob.
re: #234 Hecuba’s daughter
He was never in a place where he could have voted for Bobby, but he could have voted for Ted in the 1980 presidential primary.
My mistake — theoretically he could have voted for Robert Kennedy when he ran for Senate in 1964.
re: #236 gocart mozart
Any accidental death should be charged as manslughter and any injury or “close call” should be charged as “risk of injury to a child” and DCF should remove the children and charge the parent with neglect.
It is infuriating on how gun deaths and injuries due to negligence are treated as “acts of God” (at least when the shooter and victim are white) .
Macron, Merkel, Abe & Trudeau gonna laugh at him behind his back. Again.
Heading to Davos, Switzerland, to meet with World and Business Leaders and bring Good Policy and additional Hundreds of Billions of Dollars back to the United States of America! We are now NUMBER ONE in the Universe, by FAR!!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 21, 2020
re: #233 Amory Blaine
At tense Virginia rally, demonstrators reject extremists, defend law-abiding gun owners
NBC, proving they are garbage with shitty takes.
Yeah, of course they side with these asshats and launder the message. They’re the ‘Real Americans’ after all, unlike us. We don’t exist except as villains to be defeated by these ‘patriots’.
It’s no exaggeration to say the future of our nation depends on a fair Senate trial. Yet all most Senate Republicans can think about is how to simultaneously satisfy Trump’s deluded base AND rational moderates in order to hold onto power. Here’s an idea: just do the right thing!
— Evan McMullin (@EvanMcMullin) January 21, 2020
re: #240 The Pie Overlord!
Macron, Merkel, Abe & Trudeau gonna laugh at him behind his back. Again.
Heading to Davos, Switzerland, to meet with World and Business Leaders and bring Good Policy and additional Hundreds of Billions of Dollars back to the United States of America! We are now NUMBER ONE in the Universe, by FAR!!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 21, 2020
Universe? Universe??? Really?? Maybe, as a result of his owning the Miss Universe pageant, he believes that Earth is the universe? Would not surprise me in the least.
New @CNN poll: 69% of Americans, including a 48% plurality of Republicans, say the Senate trial should include testimony from new witnesses who did not testify during the House impeachment inquiry.
— Ryan Struyk (@ryanstruyk) January 20, 2020
re: #243 Hecuba’s daughter
Universe? Universe??? Really?? Maybe, as a result of his owning the Miss Universe pageant, he believes that Earth is the universe? Would not surprise me in the least.
This is exactly why people laugh at him.
Happens every MLK Day. 🙄 https://t.co/bw5nFBAR4f
— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) January 21, 2020
re: #247 Patricia Kayden
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Parnas: Trump Became More Powerful When He Got William Barr
by Nancy LeTourneau January 20, 2020, Washington Monthly
With the power to ignore the president’s crimes and investigate his enemies, William Barr has put the Department of Justice at the disposal of the criminal cabal that has infected the federal government. If Parnas is correct, Barr’s efforts have effectively silenced opposition to the president within the Republican Party. That is precisely why the attorney general is the most dangerous member of Trump’s cabinet.
Norway’s coalition government collapses over decision to bring IS bride home https://t.co/yjamEWqr7L
— ABC News (@abcnews) January 20, 2020
re: #240 The Pie Overlord!
Macron, Merkel, Abe & Trudeau gonna laugh at him behind his back. Again.
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Maybe even to his face.
Wingnuts talking about a civil war are ridiculous. There isn’t going to be a civil war.
Some of these dimwitted fools who were parading around with their guns today may commit violence. But a civil war takes much more than a bunch of semi-sedentary Fox News watchers.— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 21, 2020
re: #37 Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)
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A Three Stooges bit in real life.
The trial starts tomorrow and I’m not stressing about it at all.
I read these rules & am left wondering, what is it that Republicans are trying so hard to hide? But, of course, we all know the answer to that question by now. https://t.co/5fQm3gsmiR
— Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) January 21, 2020
You can reasonably argue that the Senate was right to acquit President Clinton in 1999, but should convict President Trump today.
But you *can’t* reasonably contend that the Senate should have convicted Clinton but should now acquit Trump.— George Conway (@gtconway3d) January 20, 2020
I’m going to guess that George is in the Manhattan apartment and Kellyanne is the in Bethesda mansion.
Breaking on @MSNBC: Lev Parnas’ attorney has just released a letter calling for Attorney General Barr’s recusal from Lev Parnas’ case and from the broader investigation and to appoint a special prosecutor.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) January 20, 2020
Sacramento Bee on Devin Nunes:
“Regardless of whether you lean Democratic or Republican, here’s an undeniable fact: Nunes lied to the American people and his own constituents about the Ukraine allegations, dismissing them although he knew they were true”https://t.co/PtupSqcZRs— Rachel Maddow MSNBC (@maddow) January 20, 2020
“Nunes has betrayed the truth, betrayed the trust of voters and, quite possibly, betrayed our country. We don’t know where this new evidence will lead, or what fate has in store for Nunes, but we do know this: The people of his district deserve better”https://t.co/PtupSqcZRs
— Rachel Maddow MSNBC (@maddow) January 20, 2020
— jordan (@JordanUhl) January 21, 2020
So the @SenateGOP line has shifted from “we don’t need any new evidence at the trial” to “we might not need *any* evidence at the trial”?
And to think, people were concerned they’d clumsily try to rush through an acquittal and look like partisan hacks.— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) January 21, 2020
This is the dumbest, most lie-ridden campaign ad IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE MILKY WAY GALAXY!!! MAGA!!!!
THE BEST IS YET TO COME! pic.twitter.com/YBMOBurdHQ
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 21, 2020
re: #266 The Pie Overlord!
This is the dumbest, most lie-ridden campaign ad IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE MILKY WAY GALAXY!!! MAGA!!!!
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Then I can’t bear to watch the thing… I’m trying to wind down before bedtime!
🎶Who can cheat like The Don, Who can eat like The Don, Who might start World War III with a tweet like The Don..🎶 #ThatDon #IMPOTUS #ImpeachmentHoax #KeepAmericaDisney 🍻🌈🙄🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/wfjGujbUSn
— Randy Rainbow (@RandyRainbow) January 20, 2020
Here’s @JeffreyToobin and @andersoncooper destroying @AlanDersh’s bizarre “criminal-like behavior” standard for impeachment, in one 140 second clip pic.twitter.com/xCT76GJJ4t
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 21, 2020
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re: #240 The Pie Overlord!
Macron, Merkel, Abe & Trudeau gonna laugh at him behind his back. Again.
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We are now NUMBER ONE in the Universe
Hell the Martians are laughing.
re: #223 Sherlock Hound
There are no accidents with firearms.
“The president seized on a small part of what he’d heard in private briefings, exaggerated that aspect of the intelligence, then began sharing the inflated intel during his post-Soleimani victory lap.” https://t.co/EdhA2h54ra
— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) January 21, 2020
re: #273 Dread Pirate
Great, the US is murdering senior officials of unfriendly regimes because “old man yelling at clouds” level policy-making from the Dotard-in-Chief.
re: #247 Patricia Kayden
In a 1999 mayoral race in Philadelphia, David Sirota was tied to a fake website apparently intended to scare off white residents from voting for a black opponent https://t.co/AX7Wi1OREE
— POLITICO (@politico) March 23, 2019
re: #275 Joe Bacon 🌹
So they’re just running a “Biden’s corruption problem” whisper campaign this time. Trying hard not to play dirty and failing, I guess.
re: #275 Joe Bacon 🌹
Nothing surprises me about Sirota. Except he is purer than thou.
re: #255 Charles Johnson
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If these assholes who marched in Richmond want their boogaloo it’s time to blow the dust off of the Force Acts and the KKK Act signed by President Grant!
I expect very little of Mitch McConnell—who has made clear that there is no democratic norm he won’t trade for greed and power—but even I am shocked by his proposed kangaroo one-week impeachment trial. https://t.co/6DrpmOMGoR
— Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg) January 21, 2020
— Edwin Mix (@TheEdMix) January 21, 2020
re: #279 Joe Bacon 🌹
If these assholes who marched in Richmond want their boogaloo it’s time to blow the dust off of the Force Acts and the KKK Act signed by President Grant!
I would give it to them with MUCH pleasure! I look at 50 Cal Guy and think his gut could take a few bullets.
re: #198 PhillyPretzel
I found it. Most of it is still there. The punch line was: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
tip of the hat to BWS.
littlegreenfootballs.com
This story is usually told of a USN carrier and a Canadian lighthouse, but it’s been debunked repeatedly.
The printed version is obviously rubbish as the Royal Navy has never had an aircraft carrier named Britannia. In 1998 the only “carriers” were the Invincible class — HMS Invincible, HMS Illustrious and HMS Ark Royal.
(BWS even adds this at the end: “ETA: I should have noted that this isn’t true. But it’s still funny!”)
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