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I Would Prefer Not To  Feb 20, 2020 • 3:30:47pm

For fans of GOT…

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 20, 2020 • 3:36:58pm

He’s doing another rally tonight? Good grief.

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jaunte  Feb 20, 2020 • 3:38:23pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 3:38:34pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

He’s doing another rally tonight? Good grief.

Of course. It beats working. Having a bunch of dumb shits worship you and believe everything you say is better than actually working.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Feb 20, 2020 • 3:41:12pm

re: #4 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Of course. It beats working. Having a bunch of dumb shits worship you and believe everything you say is better than actually working.

As one of our business analysts said earlier, “I wish I got paid to sit around and emoji all day.”

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Feb 20, 2020 • 3:46:31pm

re: #4 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Of course. It beats working. Having a bunch of dumb shits worship you and believe everything you say is better than actually working.

I seriously wonder how many Trump groupies just go from rally to rally. When I look at the pictures I swear I see a cluster of the same sad slobs at each of these Nuremberg rallies!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 3:46:47pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

He’s doing another rally tonight? Good grief.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 3:47:07pm

re: #5 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

As one of our business analysts said earlier, “I wish I got paid to sit around and emoji all day.”

Seriously. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a lazy leader. I mean in a way that’s great but in other ways, we still do need a functioning executive branch.

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Rightwingconspirator  Feb 20, 2020 • 3:50:45pm

Turkey Asks America To Send Patriot Missiles To Its Border As Its Troops Die In Syria Airstrikes thedrive.com

LOLOL

No.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 20, 2020 • 3:53:02pm
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Belafon  Feb 20, 2020 • 3:57:16pm

re: #10 Patricia Kayden

I tell people about it and the one in Arkansas when I get a chance. Being white, I only learned about them within the last ten years.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 20, 2020 • 3:58:15pm
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b.d. (We're gonna win)  Feb 20, 2020 • 4:06:56pm

re: #10 Patricia Kayden

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When the most famous historian in America is Ken Burns and you only hear from him once every 3 years or so on PBS this is what you get.

I always wonder about what Tulsa and America would be if those riots never took place.

Good on “The Watchman” comic books have gotten a really bad rap because, mostly, of Hollywood’s take on the usually far superior comic books. It is not the fault of the comic book that Hollywood can’t come up with any other ideas.

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b.d. (We're gonna win)  Feb 20, 2020 • 4:08:27pm

Pelosi sure has been quiet lately, I hope she doesn’t think that her work is done?

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Citizen K  Feb 20, 2020 • 4:10:01pm

Here’s my question: Are the Times going to actually keep on this story? Because it seems like it’s a really fucking important story that should be covered agressively in order to maintain the sovereignty and security of our elections.

Or are they going to tell us the next day or day after about Trump’s latest brilliant political move to shit on the desk and fling it at a dartboard with Pelosi’s picture on it? Because that tends to be their speed.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 20, 2020 • 4:14:34pm

re: #16 Citizen K

I hope that story addressed the fact that Moscow Mitch refuses to lift a finger to address Russian interference.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 4:27:09pm
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Belafon  Feb 20, 2020 • 4:28:14pm

re: #15 b.d. (Is Rush Dead Yet?)

Pelosi sure has been quiet lately, I hope she doesn’t think that her work is done?

Her current job is showing how much of a slacker Mitch is.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 4:29:25pm
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Barefoot Grin  Feb 20, 2020 • 4:31:01pm

re: #20 Backwoods_Sleuth

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“A White House official tells NBC News @PeterAlexander that Richard Grenell will not serve as acting director of national intelligence for long. This official says the president will nominate a new director of national intelligence soon, possibly within days.”

In fact, right after he’s pardoned.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Feb 20, 2020 • 4:33:30pm
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EPR-radar  Feb 20, 2020 • 4:36:08pm

re: #18 Backwoods_Sleuth

Of course fucking up the IC’s response to Russian election interference is what Grenell was put in place to do. What other reason could there possibly be?

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I Would Prefer Not To  Feb 20, 2020 • 4:39:46pm

I rant

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William Lewis  Feb 20, 2020 • 4:45:20pm

A couple of quotes that help me keep going:

People who deny the existence of dragons are often eaten by dragons. From within.

You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.

No darkness lasts forever. And even there, there are stars.

Ursula K. Le Guin

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 4:49:35pm

re: #20 Backwoods_Sleuth

You know, I don’t see the candidates mention it enough but the executive branch is dysfunctional as hell right now.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 4:51:05pm

re: #16 Citizen K

Here’s my question: Are the Times going to actually keep on this story? Because it seems like it’s a really fucking important story that should be covered agressively in order to maintain the sovereignty and security of our elections.

Or are they going to tell us the next day or day after about Trump’s latest brilliant political move to shit on the desk and fling it at a dartboard with Pelosi’s picture on it? Because that tends to be their speed.

Well there’s one diner that they haven’t been to yet. But yes the media really needs to stay on this. And this is why the Mueller Report still matters because he did correctly point out that the Russians would interfere on Trump’s behalf again.

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jaunte  Feb 20, 2020 • 4:56:10pm
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jaunte  Feb 20, 2020 • 4:56:33pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 4:58:29pm

re: #29 jaunte

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it’s about this:

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jaunte  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:01:04pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:02:10pm

re: #28 jaunte

Is there anything he hasn’t whined about in these rallies? I’m surprised he hasn’t complained about the Houston Astros yet since they cost his Yankees (I think he’s a Yankees fan) a pennant. But yeah it’s weird as hell how they seem to enjoy every minute of his rants. I just do not get it.

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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:02:13pm

#BeBest

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:03:12pm

re: #30 Backwoods_Sleuth

it’s about this:

He’s not going to be happy until he has a network that is only full of people completely devoted to kissing his ass and this will happen regardless of what happens in November.

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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:04:12pm

re: #32 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Is there anything he hasn’t whined about in these rallies? I’m surprised he hasn’t complained about the Houston Astros yet since they cost his Yankees (I think he’s a Yankees fan) a pennant. But yeah it’s weird as hell how they seem to enjoy every minute of his rants. I just do not get it.

It would not surprise me if he singled out a bunch of individuals at his rallies for not being sufficiently worshipful (not wearing MAGA merch, sitting still not cheering & clapping enough) & made fun of their height, weight, body shape, glasses-wearing, etc.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:04:39pm

re: #33 The Pie Overlord!

#BeBest

Oh but don’t you dare use a play on words to bring up Barron. Seriously? He will whine about anything you can think of and his audience will enjoy every minute of it. There’s a perverse part of me that almost wants to attend one of these but I’m afraid that I would get so fed up with the bullshit that I would say something that would put my safety in jeopardy.

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jaunte  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:04:44pm

re: #34 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

There aren’t enough kisses in the universe to cover that ass.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:05:50pm

re: #35 The Pie Overlord!

It would not surprise me if he singled out a bunch of individuals at his rallies for not being sufficiently worshipful (not wearing MAGA merch, sitting still not cheering & clapping enough) & made fun of their height, weight, body shape, glasses-wearing, etc.

I can totally see that VB. As I said, there’s not a single democratic bone in this guy’s body. He doesn’t know the Enlightenment from an Egg McMuffin.

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jaunte  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:07:24pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:07:25pm

re: #37 jaunte

There aren’t enough kisses in the universe to cover that ass.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:09:14pm

re: #37 jaunte

There aren’t enough kisses in the universe to cover that ass.

I mean Fox is bad as is. I have never seen a supposedly democratically elected leader act this whiny. HRC had it right. He is unbelievably thin skinned. In a way, his daily list of grievances keep us from being aware of what’s really going on along with his constant hyperbolic bullshit. This guy isn’t a straight shooter at all. He’s someone that would have been able to fit right in the propaganda machine of the USSR or Nazi Germany with ease.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:09:43pm

re: #39 jaunte

Of course.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:11:40pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:12:28pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:12:43pm

re: #43 Backwoods_Sleuth

Trump would favor Prima Nocte wouldn’t he?

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jaunte  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:13:10pm

We’ve all been wished into the cornfield.

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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:13:44pm

He is high as a weather balloon.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:14:31pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:15:45pm

So high, he can be the Space Force all by himself.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:15:55pm

re: #46 jaunte

We’ve all been wished into the cornfield.

Proving my point. He proves about everything. Oh you panned his debate four years ago. He’s going to bring it up! I mean I just want to say to his supporters. Come the fuck on already. You really like having a President who’s constantly whining about every slight he’s ever had? I guarantee everyone in that audience has had something worse happen to them than their debate performance being panned. Yet they love it.

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b.d. (We're gonna win)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:20:03pm

re: #24 I Would Prefer Not To

I rant

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jaunte  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:22:40pm

re: #50 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

They think the big baby is winning some kind of heroic struggle against all odds.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:22:53pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:23:57pm

re: #52 jaunte

They think the big baby is winning some kind of heroic struggle against all odds.

I know. It’s the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen. Trump is going to define the GOP for the rest of our lives. Mark my words. I totally expect Don Jr to be his successor and the cult to go for it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:24:09pm
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jaunte  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:24:12pm

re: #53 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

I hope all the Democrats will finally pool all their talent and efforts to get rid of the Republican blight.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:24:57pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:25:11pm
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Belafon  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:25:28pm

re: #57 Backwoods_Sleuth

Nobody else is that low.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:25:51pm

re: #57 Backwoods_Sleuth

He didn’t win it the first time and he’s not going to win it a second time.

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EPR-radar  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:26:50pm

re: #28 jaunte

From the tweet “The thing about Trump I least understand is how his supporters love hearing him whine”.

That’s an easy answer. Trump’s whining validates the similar whining his supporters have as their main coping mechanism for life.

The only strategy the US right has for getting votes is fostering resentment in its base, and that means the validation/exaltation of their whining. Trump is perhaps better at that than any other person can be, in his uniquely revolting position as an (apparently) rich asshole — making him a God to the GOP base — and a pathologically whiny and needy narcissist (i.e., whiny members of the GOP base feel that they can be just like their God).

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:27:04pm

re: #58 Backwoods_Sleuth

I really want the whole rotten carcass that is the Republican Party to collapse when Trump goes. I want there to be backstabbing and knives out as they blame each other for Trump’s defeats.

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EPR-radar  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:30:06pm

re: #43 Backwoods_Sleuth

IMO the US presidential pardon power should be removed via constitutional amendment.

Trump’s abuses have made this crystal clear.

Furthermore, while there is absolutely no question of any equivalence with Trump’s abuses, I do remember not being amused by Bill Clinton’s pardon of Marc Rich.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:30:25pm
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EPR-radar  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:31:45pm

re: #52 jaunte

They think the big baby is winning some kind of heroic struggle against all odds.

Mein Kampf, by all accounts, is filled with page after page of whiny rants by Hitler.

Yet another instance where Trump runs true to type.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:32:35pm

re: #64 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Yes it makes total sense to give the Best Picture for 2019 to a movie that came out 80 years ago. I swear. He’s losing his marbles before our very eyes. I was waiting for him to bitch about Parasite but I was hoping that at least it would be cognitive and he would have chosen a movie that actually came out within the last 6 decades.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:33:19pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:33:41pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:34:03pm

re: #65 EPR-radar

Mein Kampf, by all accounts, is filled with page after page of whiny rants by Hitler.

Yet another instance where Trump runs true to type.

Do you have a Netflix account? The mini docuseries about Hitler’s inner circle is fascinating. I found myself thinking immediately of Trump when I saw how pathetic his lackeys were to serve him which actually goes back to Mein Kempf since Hess ghostwrote it pretty much while the two were imprisoned after the Putsch.

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EPR-radar  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:34:41pm

re: #62 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I really want the whole rotten carcass that is the Republican Party to collapse when Trump goes. I want there to be backstabbing and knives out as they blame each other for Trump’s defeats.

I’d really like to see that. But these motherfuckers win or are close enough to winning often enough so that they never really get the dose of despair they deserve.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:34:49pm

re: #67 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

I did not have stuff going up in the air on my Donald Trump complains about things bingo. I did have Parasite though.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:35:23pm

re: #67 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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“stuff goingup there”….

kinda like the shit that comes out of unregulated smokestacks…

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:35:32pm

re: #70 EPR-radar

I’d really like to see that. But these motherfuckers win or are close enough to winning often enough so that they never really get the dose of despair they deserve.

I’m really hoping like hell that this is their 1945. I don’t know if it is but hope along with doing some volunteering in the GE is going to get me through it.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:35:50pm

re: #22 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

“What natural alternatives do you suggest”

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:36:24pm

re: #72 Backwoods_Sleuth

“stuff goingup there”….

kinda like the shit that comes out of unregulated smokestacks…

In the beautiful steel mills that he wouldn’t last a hour working in yet would love to bring back to our country in masse.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:36:35pm

Trump apparently views his issuance of a pardon as an “exoneration”

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jaunte  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:36:59pm

re: #65 EPR-radar

When I mentioned “struggle” I wasn’t even thinking Kampf, but you’re right, it fits.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:38:55pm
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jaunte  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:39:00pm
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stpaulbear  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:40:14pm

re: #71 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I did not have stuff going up in the air on my Donald Trump complains about things bingo. I did have Parasite though.

Somebody should gather Trump quotes and make a video using the instrumental track of “White Rabbit”. Give him his own acid song.

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b.d. (We're gonna win)  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:40:21pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:41:22pm
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stpaulbear  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:44:26pm

re: #82 Backwoods_Sleuth

Littering.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:44:38pm

re: #83 stpaulbear

Littering.

*WHACK!*

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:46:30pm
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EPR-radar  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:47:48pm

re: #81 b.d. (Is Rush Dead Yet?)

Christ. I missed that. Gone With the Wind is the alt-lite version of Birth of a Nation.

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gocart mozart  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:48:40pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:48:52pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:49:54pm
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Barefoot Grin  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:50:10pm

re: #77 jaunte

When I mentioned “struggle” I wasn’t even thinking Kampf, but you’re right, it fits.

“Hey, kids, who wants to go kampfing this weekend? It’ll be swell!”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:51:29pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:51:58pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:53:26pm

re: #91 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Of course he doesn’t like it. It’s got subtitles and he’s functionally illiterate.

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:53:38pm

re: #91 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Trump better not go after any K-Pop stars. Those fans will pin him down like Gulliver.

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EPR-radar  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:54:08pm

re: #92 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

I’d really like to see the intelligence community burn Trump and the Republicans to the fucking ground for this.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:56:30pm

re: #94 Barefoot Grin

Trump better not go after any K-Pop stars. Those fans will pin him down like Gulliver.

I’m surprised he didn’t say something about the asshole who spouted racist remarks to a Korean e-sports star after a recent tournament in Texas.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:57:46pm

re: #96 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I’m surprised he didn’t say something about the asshole who spouted racist remarks to a Korean e-sports star after a recent tournament in Texas.

In support of? Yeah that’s surprising.

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Hecuba's daughter  Feb 20, 2020 • 5:58:32pm

re: #93 Blind Frog Belly White

Of course he doesn’t like it. It’s got subtitles and he’s functionally illiterate.

He never watched it. What movies has Trump actually seen since being elected President? Any? He’s probably regurgitating an attack that he read on twitter or saw on Faux News. He doesn’t have the patience to watch a film unless it features him and even then, he probably cannot handle more than 20 minutes.

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Belafon  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:02:14pm

KKXT is doing a local show on Thursdays, and played the following song. It’s an audio only video, but it’s a pretty good song:

We Play What We Want (feat. Dnessa the Insane Vocal Society, No D’finition + Brother Polite,…

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jaunte  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:03:12pm

re: #98 Hecuba’s daughter

I doubt if he’s seen Gone With The Wind, either.

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b.d. (We're gonna win)  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:04:01pm

re: #100 jaunte

I doubt if he’s seen Gone With The Wind, either.

He walked out once he found out that his side lost.

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:05:52pm

re: #100 jaunte

100% guaranteed he’s never seen it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:06:20pm

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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:06:42pm

He doesn’t like the South Korean movie because his BFF Kim told him it was “overrated”

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:07:22pm

Trump claims his favorite movie is “Citizen Kane.” It also happens to be in my top three which means I have to take my framed poster of it off my wall and burn it now.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:07:52pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:08:15pm
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Ace Rothstein  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:09:22pm

re: #107 Backwoods_Sleuth

He looks like he just dumped a full load in his Depends.

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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:10:08pm

re: #105 Ace Rothstein

Trump claims his favorite movie is “Citizen Kane.” It also happens to be in my top three which means I have to take my framed poster of it off my wall and burn it now.

The only thing Trump has in common with Citizen Kane is that his mouth is like a little rosebud.

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jaunte  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:10:15pm

How long will it take for Trump to discover that Kash Patel doesn’t know anything about Ukraine?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:12:26pm

re: #104 The Pie Overlord!

He doesn’t like the South Korean movie because his BFF Kim told him it was “overrated”

And his supporters don’t like it because they can’t read the subtitles.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:12:40pm

re: #110 jaunte

How long will it take for Trump to discover that Kash Patel doesn’t know anything about Ukraine?

doesn’t matter, he’ll believe whatever they tell him

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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:14:32pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:15:01pm
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gocart mozart  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:16:07pm

Remember when Trump announced he was running for president?

Candidate Cobblepot

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:18:03pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:19:15pm

this thread:

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plansbandc  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:19:28pm

re: #94 Barefoot Grin

You aren’t kidding.

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Chrysicat  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:21:45pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:21:58pm

re: #117 Backwoods_Sleuth

this thread:

We had parent-teacher conferences for my son on Tuesday. When my wife got home, she handed my son one of his school papers and told him to read it to me. After some hemming and hawing (he is autistic, after all, and being put on the spot is hard for him), he consented. He wrote… an article about programmers, who they are, what they do, and why it’s important. He wrote about me. I still can’t even think about it without tearing up a little.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:22:26pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:24:55pm
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jaunte  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:25:57pm
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plansbandc  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:26:48pm

re: #122 Backwoods_Sleuth

Old shouty pointy looks old, is shouting and pointing.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:30:12pm
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:33:36pm

I posted yesterday that I would be doing Maple Plank Pork Chops tonight.
Here it is.

And yes. It was very good.

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Jebediah, RBG  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:34:26pm

re: #14 b.d. (Is Rush Dead Yet?)

.
I always wonder about what Tulsa and America would be if those riots never took place.
.

Or if the bastards responsible had been punished appropriately.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:34:40pm

re: #126 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

I posted yesterday that I would be doing Maple Plank Pork Chops tonight.
Here it is.

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And yes. It was very good.

Mrs. Fish did dry-rub ribs in the crock pot two days ago. There was a mild problem on extraction… they literally fell off the bone. Also, there were none left at all after a single sitting. That’s less of a problem, though.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:35:21pm
130
Jebediah, RBG  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:36:34pm

re: #15 b.d. (Is Rush Dead Yet?)

Pelosi sure has been quiet lately, I hope she doesn’t think that her work is done?

I am imagining her sitting in a dimly lit room, sharpening and sharpening swords and such.

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plansbandc  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:39:42pm

re: #126 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Gimmee

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:40:58pm

re: #128 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Mrs. Fish did dry-rub ribs in the crock pot two days ago. There was a mild problem on extraction… they literally fell off the bone. Also, there were none left at all after a single sitting. That’s less of a problem, though.

Sound like she did them right then.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:41:02pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:41:34pm

re: #15 b.d. (Is Rush Dead Yet?)

Pelosi sure has been quiet lately, I hope she doesn’t think that her work is done?

Far as I can tell from her twitter account, she’s been at the Munich Security Conference

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:44:42pm

re: #131 plansbandc

Gimmee

Too late. They are gone. :-)
They will definitely be a fixture on the menu from now on though.

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KGxvi  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:46:14pm

re: #123 jaunte

My only real problem with this is that Warren should know - as an attorney - that Bloomberg’s point about the non-disclosure/non-disparagement agreements being to be benefit of all parties. Yes, it does stop plaintiffs/employees from talking about the case/claim later. But it also does stop employers and defendants from talking shit about the plaintiff later, and/or mocking their claims.

I say this as a lawyer who has litigated and settled a whole lot of cases - it’s usually a provision put in by attorneys in part because they don’t want to be back dealing with the same case two years later because someone is running their mouth and the other side thinks its defamation or whatever. It, in a very clunky way, allows the parties to put the case behind them and move on - and trust me, after a year of litigation where you’ve been responding to discovery and going through mediation and all the other bullshit before your proverbial day in court, you’ll want to move on.

It feels like a populist stunt to me. And I don’t like populism, it’s playing with fire.

Bloomberg fucked up his answer, which isn’t a surprise, he basically was subject to a surprise cross-examination with apparently no prep.

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KGxvi  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:49:27pm

One more thought about Warren’s debate performance… I think her best bit was when she went full Law Professor on Buttigeg and Klobachar. Saying his health care plan wasn’t a plan, it was a power point presentation. And that her’s wasn’t even a plan, it was a post it note with “insert plan here.” That or the bit at the end where she made the case for her electability and the flaws with everyone else at the end.

I said earlier, I’ve mostly made up my mind, barring some weird turn of events between now and Super Tuesday, and my vote is going to be for Warren - populist reservations and all.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:51:10pm

re: #86 EPR-radar

Christ. I missed that. Gone With the Wind is the alt-lite version of Birth of a Nation.

That is why David Montgomery showed both movies in his Pitt Labor History classes.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:52:25pm
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Weaselone  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:52:48pm

re: #136 KGxvi

Bloomberg pushed aside the claims covered by the NDA’s as just about misunderstood jokes last night. I’m having a hard time seeing how that doesn’t qualify as disparaging the claims the other parties made against him.

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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:54:44pm

I just made a pie crust dough and put it in the freezer for baking tomorrow. I haven’t decided on a filling. So what should I put in the pie?

1. lemon meringue
2. chocolate cream
3. ???

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Hecuba's daughter  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:55:01pm

re: #140 Weaselone

Bloomberg pushed aside the claims covered by the NDA’s as just about misunderstood jokes last night. I’m having a hard time seeing how that doesn’t qualify as disparaging the claims the other parties made against him.

It was unclear to me — were the claims against him personally or against his organization for failing to deal with a hostile work environment?

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:55:29pm

re: #98 Hecuba’s daughter

What movies has Trump actually seen since being elected President? .

He probably watches Pornhub after FAUX and FIENDS!

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Charles Johnson  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:55:55pm
145
b.d. (We're gonna win)  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:56:47pm

lol, the guys who made the movie:

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Weaselone  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:57:00pm

re: #142 Hecuba’s daughter

It was unclear to me — were the claims against him personally or against his organization for failing to deal with a hostile work environment?

Good point. The impression I had is that it was a combination, but I may be incorrect.

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jaunte  Feb 20, 2020 • 6:59:58pm
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b.d. (We're gonna win)  Feb 20, 2020 • 7:00:03pm

re: #144 Charles Johnson

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I voted for Warren here in Texas this morning, good call!

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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 20, 2020 • 7:01:21pm
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gocart mozart  Feb 20, 2020 • 7:01:31pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Feb 20, 2020 • 7:06:53pm

re: #149 The Pie Overlord!

Hoping we’ll get to see Warren inflict similar punishment on Trump!

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Jebediah, RBG  Feb 20, 2020 • 7:26:36pm

re: #24 I Would Prefer Not To

LyUrZfo17g4dYerQbq+zes9rI4VyW2Xl+/9kq4f5x55DorAWO0dPKhe4UTYzmWmS

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sagehen  Feb 20, 2020 • 7:33:12pm

re: #134 Backwoods_Sleuth

Far as I can tell from her twitter account, she’s been at the Munich Security Conference

Telling them “Hey dudes? remember that time we freed you from a fascist government? This would be a fine time for you to return the favor.”

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plansbandc  Feb 20, 2020 • 7:36:57pm

re: #141 The Pie Overlord!

Blueberry.

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Florida Panhandler  Feb 20, 2020 • 8:03:17pm

re: #63 EPR-radar

IMO the US presidential pardon power should be removed via constitutional amendment.

Trump’s abuses have made this crystal clear.

Furthermore, while there is absolutely no question of any equivalence with Trump’s abuses, I do remember not being amused by Bill Clinton’s pardon of Marc Rich.

Well I think one thing Trump’s “presidency” has done is blown mile-long holes in the argument that the Constitution is a “divinely inspired” document that needn’t have any correction, amendments, or evolution. The Electoral College, Pardon power, and the creeping power of an Executive Police Force beholden only to Trump are just some of the things the Founding Fathers were just either too lazy to contemplate or too naïve to consider actually happening. An abjectly divided Congress with a Republican Party firmly hostile towards the Age of Enlightenment is something that they probably thought could never come to pass.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 21, 2020 • 12:51:49am

re: #28 jaunte

The thing about Trump I least understand is how his supporters love hearing him whine.

because he whines about what makes them whine: wind turbines, low-water toilets, eco-light bulbs, foreigners, etc.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 21, 2020 • 12:56:03am

re: #88 Backwoods_Sleuth

Brett Kavanaugh was allowed to be angry. Dr. Ford wasn’t. Women grow up hearing that being angry makes us unattractive.

Brett K broke down in tears and told us “I like beer.”

Imagine a female candidate/nominee tearing up and telling us how much she likes Merlot?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 21, 2020 • 12:57:22am

re: #104 The Pie Overlord!

He doesn’t like the South Korean movie because his BFF Kim told him it was “overrated”

Wonder what he thinks of The Interview

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 21, 2020 • 12:59:47am

re: #130 Jebediah, RBG

I am imagining [Pelosi] sitting in a dimly lit room, sharpening and sharpening swords and such.

They knew that Trump would have a big victory lap after the Senate failed to convict him, I assume that was part of her game plan.


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