Live From Home: Margaret Glaspy & Julian Lage Play “Katonah”

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Ace Rothstein  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:14:20pm

DEATH! DEATH! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT DEATH!!!

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Citizen K  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:14:43pm

CL’d from the end of the last thread:

re: #610 Citizen K

Of course, what do I see trending on Twitter?

#DemocratsHateAmerica

And a cursory glance shows most of the posts not using it to mock the tag itself, but actually getting behind blaming Dems for this shit, on both sides.

I can’t fucking even.

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:14:58pm
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Patricia Kayden  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:15:19pm

Good for the Governor.

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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:17:30pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:17:34pm

Well, tried to go to the stores again. Bus service reduced. Walked. 3 stores empty shelves. So I got another Pizza night…and I’ll make it stretch for 3 dinners…

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retired cynic  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:18:13pm

Illinois Coronavirus stats
Thursday afternoon 3151 tests, 134 new cases, 422 total, 4 deaths
Friday afternoon 4286 tests, 163 new cases, 585 total, 5 deaths
Saturday afternoon 6247 tested, 168 new cases, 753 total, 6 deaths
Sunday afternoon 8374 tested, 296 new cases, 1049 total, 9 deaths
Monday afternoon 9868 tested (tests still limited), 236 new cases, 1285 total, 12 deaths

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Teddy's Person  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:18:29pm

re: #3 jaunte

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Sounds like Trump is picking up some tips from the Cheney/Bush school of wartime presidents.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:19:33pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:20:12pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:20:56pm

#4 trending on Twitter:
#TrumpLiesAmericansDie

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bratwurst  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:21:25pm
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makeitstop  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:22:05pm

re: #1 Ace Rothstein

DEATH! DEATH! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT DEATH!!!

Speaking of which, wasn’t American Carnage supposed to have ended a while back?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:22:28pm
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:22:36pm

re: #9 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Should someone directly ask him if he’s responsible?
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makeitstop  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:22:58pm

re: #2 Citizen K

CL’d from the end of the last thread:

Response from the last thread:

Bots. That was trending at 7:30 this morning. About lunchtime in Moscow.

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Teddy's Person  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:23:01pm

Because, of course they did

In light of the public health crisis, federal immigration officials are requiring that lawyers bring their own protective medical gear if they want to visit their clients inside detention centers.

The new rule was published over the weekend on U.S. Immigration and Custom Enfrocemnet’s COVID-19 webpage. It was rolled out on Sunday despite such a current national shortage of protective equipment that has rocked the healthcare industry, leaving doctors and nurses on the frontlines empty-handed.

“ICE now requires all legal visitors to provide and wear personal protective equipment [disposable vinyl gloves, N-95 or surgical masks, and eye protection] while visiting any detention facility,” the announcement says. ICE will not be providing any of the items. Source: Miami Herald

I want my pound of flesh from these evil motherfuckers

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:23:10pm

Good thing this is all happening as the ground begins to thaw.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:24:29pm

So Trump just has his asskissers in the press room.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:24:36pm
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KingKenrod  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:27:17pm

Barr looks like Trump’s sad muppet friend.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:27:31pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:28:58pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:30:34pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:31:34pm

moron

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Charles Johnson  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:32:25pm
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Mescalero09  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:33:07pm

Barr looks like something showed up, took his soul, and said “I’ll be back for the rest.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:33:09pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:34:26pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:34:47pm
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Barefoot Grin  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:34:58pm

When I think about the tasks facing Presidential historians of the future trying to deal with Trump (either verbal or tweets) I think about my experience the last few days trying to bag my dog’s diarrhea on walks. You kind of make the effort, but it’s formless and ever-spreading and you can’t quite get your hands around it so what’s the fucking point.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:35:38pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:36:10pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:37:02pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:37:41pm

whut?

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:37:58pm

Trump is suffering from rally withdrawal.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:38:50pm
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A Three Hour Tour  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:40:03pm

re: #35 Backwoods_Sleuth

whut?

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Baghdad Birx.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:40:39pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:42:30pm
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Patricia Kayden  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:43:50pm
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Charles Johnson  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:44:49pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:45:26pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:46:17pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:46:27pm
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:47:53pm

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Teddy's Person  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:48:02pm

re: #44 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Some one should tell J-Rub that a not insignificant number of Rs agree with Trump.

Edit: I’m totally over bothsiderism.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:49:52pm

and that people actually cook food…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:50:46pm
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Dread Pirate  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:54:40pm
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Teddy's Person  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:55:35pm

So is the generation of babies now being conceived as we shelter in place going to be called Gen-C?

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:55:43pm

re: #49 Backwoods_Sleuth

From all of that I am about as confused as anyone could ask for. As I said earlier I will listen to Mayor Kenney and Gov Wolf. DT has no idea of what is going on.

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gocart mozart  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:59:02pm

Why the good doctor is missing

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Dread Pirate  Mar 23, 2020 • 4:59:18pm
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Cheechako  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:00:29pm

I sure miss having Helen Thomas at a Presidential press conference.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:00:49pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:01:22pm

re: #55 Cheechako

You are not the only one. She would be a major thorn in DT’s side.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:02:21pm

MAKE IT STOP. OH DEAR G-D WHEN WILL IT STOP. WE ARE ALL DEAD IN HELL.

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fern01  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:02:46pm

re: #36 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Trump is suffering from rally withdrawal.

Be interesting if he obeys his own rules and starts his rallies again. Great way to test the benefits of not having large public gatherings.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:03:04pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:03:42pm

That was full-blown whack-a-loon banana pants crazy. Per usual, I guess.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:03:55pm

JFC

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:04:20pm

re: #60 Backwoods_Sleuth

I just tried to watch it an it said this tweet is not available.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:04:43pm
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Mattand  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:05:23pm

There’s an editorial on Politico right now called “Analysis: Trump is actually the president we need right now.”

The author’s name is Zachary Karabell. He does not appear to be a right wing hack at first glance.

Obviously written before today’s sundowning masquerading as a press conference.

I’m not clicking on it. This man is obviously smarter than me, but I’m so sick of supposedly smart people trying justify Trump’s insanity anymore.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:06:03pm

We could have had the E-mail lady and taco trucks on every corner. Alas, too many people voted out of economic anxiety racism.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:06:09pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:06:42pm

re: #60 Backwoods_Sleuth

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“I’M BORED!!!”
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Cheechako  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:06:42pm

re: #64 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

King Donnie really wants the keys to the US Treasury.

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Teddy's Person  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:07:56pm

re: #69 Cheechako

King Donnie really wants the keys to the US Treasury.

And fast. His access is soon coming to an end (hopefully).

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:08:05pm

re: #50 Dread Pirate

They really need to send just one pool television reporter, one radio pool reporter, one newspaper pool reporter, and one pool photographer.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:08:22pm

re: #63 PhillyPretzel

I just tried to watch it an it said this tweet is not available.

try this one:

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:09:13pm

re: #60 Backwoods_Sleuth

I went through the account name and saw it there. He is like a child.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:11:41pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:12:47pm

Hubs thinks the original sick person was on the cruise before the ill fated one.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:12:52pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:14:26pm

re: #74 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:14:29pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:15:58pm

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING LIGHTNING BOLTS?????

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sagehen  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:17:04pm

re: #29 teleskiguy

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Joan Crawford.

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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:17:40pm

Free Umphrey’s McGee webcast of a show from 2011. Bob Weir sits in at the beginning of the second set for a rendition of “Not Fade Away.”

Umphrey’s Mondays: Live From Brooklyn Bowl, 9/6/2011

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:18:27pm

It’s just been two months since the Kobe Bryant helicopter crash (January 26). Seems like twenty years.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:18:36pm

Actual in-person training meetings have been cancelled by Governor Ricketts. Some will be conducted by telephone or over the Internet (where available).

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:18:50pm
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Patricia Kayden  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:19:48pm

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gocart mozart  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:20:43pm

Free Springsteen concert

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:21:52pm
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Teddy's Person  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:23:27pm

That 6 month time frame in the Republican corporate give away, er I mean legislation, suggests a couple of things. One, they’re not even trying to hide this shit any more by calling this the freedom period or the patriotic look away time, and two, they don’t expect this to be their problem (i.e., justifying where the money went) in 6 months. They are just in smash and grab mode on their way out the door.

Trump might not even make it to the election. The stress is rising, and his health has to be declining on a number of fronts. So, a stroke or heart attack is not out of the question as things spin further and further out of his control. He also might just throw the mother of all tantrums, take his ball and go home all the while whinging that the ungrateful peons don’t deserve his magnificence. My wish is that Uncle Joe womps the living electoral shit out of him in November. I would have preferred Lizzie W kicking his ass, but I’ll take what I can get.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:23:55pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:24:43pm

There’s now a glut of free webcast concerts on YouTube.

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gocart mozart  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:25:09pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:25:14pm

re: #89 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:26:52pm

re: #87 Backwoods_Sleuth

At work when someone tells me they found it on the internet I ask them Where on the internet? If it is medical I will ask Is it from Journal of the American Medical Assoc? or The New England Journal of Medicine? If from the news I will ask what paper or website.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:27:02pm
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jaunte  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:27:59pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:29:10pm

re: #95 jaunte

In other words someone like Joe Biden.

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JC1  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:29:21pm

re: #87 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Wonder if she’ll still vote for him in November.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:29:32pm
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Mescalero09  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:29:50pm

The sentence you will never in a thousand lifetimes hear Donald Trump utter anywhere at any time.
“Great question. Let me hand you over to a person who is much better informed than me on that subject.”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:30:01pm
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jaunte  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:30:11pm

I stand ready to sacrifice Dan Patrick.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:30:47pm

re: #100 Anymouse 🌹🏡

And this is why we have to shop with latex gloves.

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:30:57pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:31:40pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:33:25pm
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Teddy's Person  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:34:12pm

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:35:12pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:35:43pm
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Teddy's Person  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:36:53pm

Governor Inslee just issued a stay at home order for Washington.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:37:55pm

re: #108 Backwoods_Sleuth

I would rather see re-runs of Fred Rogers.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:38:09pm
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BlueSpotinAL  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:38:53pm

re: #87 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Sooo, chloroquine cured stupidity?

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Charles Johnson  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:39:10pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:39:57pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:40:04pm

re: #111 Backwoods_Sleuth

At least he has a little bit sense. And the Queen probably gave him “advice”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:42:01pm
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Mescalero09  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:43:31pm

re: #114 Backwoods_Sleuth

And you can borrow from Dad too!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:43:35pm

Video, 2:15, in Spanish.

This will be coming to the USA soon, thanks to the death cult of conservatism.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:45:01pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:45:29pm

re: #101 jaunte

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I stand ready to sacrifice Dan Patrick.

Second! We don’t have a volcano in Texas to throw him into, so I suggest staking him out for a herd of wild hogs.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:45:48pm
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:46:20pm

re: #66 Anymouse 🌹🏡

We could have had the E-mail lady and taco trucks on every corner. Alas, too many people voted out of economic anxiety racism.

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Trump’s package will be out shortly and called the “BIG DEAL”.
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jaunte  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:47:07pm
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:47:39pm

re: #74 Backwoods_Sleuth

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But not having to report it for six months is… hmm, just about long enough to get past the election.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:48:59pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:49:16pm

re: #120 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Second! We don’t have a volcano in Texas to throw him into, so I suggest staking him out for a herd of wild hogs.

Fire ants for the win.

In Spanish with English subtitles, 0:40

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:51:25pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:52:11pm
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stpaulbear  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:52:12pm

I wish I would have saved the tweet from yesterday with the math question about how many golf carts would it take to transport $450 billion dollars to Mar-a-lago, and how long would the production of masks be delayed in order to manufacture all of the golf carts first.

(edit: I’m sure I must have at least one part of that math question wrong. I’m going from ‘memory’)

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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:53:23pm
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Charles Johnson  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:53:30pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:53:47pm
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Charles Johnson  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:53:55pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:55:01pm
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Mike Lamb  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:55:33pm

re: #50 Dread Pirate

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Is the “even” store an essential business? Because I am fresh out and need to horde some.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:55:52pm
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Teddy's Person  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:58:12pm

re: #129 stpaulbear

Do you mean this one:

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stpaulbear  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:58:40pm

re: #136 Backwoods_Sleuth

“Tx Lt Gov Dan Patrick says grandparents would be willing to die to save the economy for their grandchildren”

The MN lt. governor announced today that her brother in TN died from covid-19.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 23, 2020 • 5:59:43pm
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stpaulbear  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:00:18pm

re: #137 Teddy’s Person

Do you mean this one:

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That’s it. I knew that I’d mis-remembered a lot of it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:01:36pm
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Teddy's Person  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:01:55pm

re: #139 The Pie Overlord!

Now that Trump knows about take out. Maybe his restaurants can get into that business.

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Florida Panhandler  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:03:54pm

re: #141 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Trump has already sent out the Con man test statement to his marks about opening up quarantine. He will gauge the results as any con man and then proceed from there.

There is no plan.

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Teddy's Person  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:04:31pm

Y’all knew it was a matter of when.

Three staff members at facilities that care for unaccompanied migrant children in U.S. government custody, as well as one foster parent, have now tested positive for the coronavirus, federal officials said Monday. Source: CBS

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:07:07pm
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Teddy's Person  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:07:07pm

More of this please:

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stpaulbear  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:07:46pm

re: #141 Backwoods_Sleuth

Can we let him re-open his six businesses so he can get back on board with keeping everyone else closed? Only requirement being that anyone who checks in has to stay in the hotel for three weeks minimum and eat all their meals at the hotel.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:07:49pm

re: #143 Florida Panhandler

Trump has already sent out the Con man test statement to his marks about opening up quarantine. He will gauge the results as any con man and then proceed from there.

There is no plan.

there never is

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:08:30pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:09:25pm

re: #146 Teddy’s Person

More of this please:

It’s an empty threat anyway. If United laid off all those people, they would be out of business.

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Teddy's Person  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:10:39pm

re: #145 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

This is the end of American conservatism.

This sentence makes me so happy. I’m not under 45 and might not survive this, but for right now, in this minute, I’m happy.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:10:57pm
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Cheechako  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:11:32pm

re: #142 Teddy’s Person

Now that Trump knows about take out. Maybe his restaurants can get into that business.

Donnie knew about take out. Most of his meals are take out from KFC and McDonalds.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:11:54pm
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Charles Johnson  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:11:57pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:13:15pm
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jaunte  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:15:29pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:22:17pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:22:20pm

re: #112 BlueSpotinAL

Sooo, chloroquine cured stupidity?

This is heartbreaking.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:23:14pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:23:55pm

[deleted by me]

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:24:41pm
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Citizen K  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:24:44pm

re: #157 jaunte

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The gears of commerce must be lubricated with the blood of sacrifices, lest they slow down ever again.

These assholes worship money more than lives. And they’re the ones in charge about to throw citizens into the grinder in a fucking pandemic just for Stock Market value.

Ghouls, all of them.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:25:59pm
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makeitstop  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:29:02pm

A little break…

My wife mentioned that today is Puppy Day. So here’s a pic of our big ol’ lug when he was just a lil’ puppy.

Small Woof.
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Patricia Kayden  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:31:05pm

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sagehen  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:31:52pm

re: #145 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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From your lips to God’s ears.

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:34:45pm

Watching a show about the Titanic in which they’re discussing the financial folly of building the ship with a double hull, or even adhering to British Admiralty regulations about heating both rivets and plates during construction.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:37:25pm

This Qnut needs to be reported for spreading disease rumours.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:37:39pm
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i(m)p(each)sos  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:43:17pm

re: #160 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Maybe I’m missing something… what’s wrong with the dude doing 3000 laps of his balcony if it keeps him sane and not outside spreading anything?

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:43:34pm

re: #146 Teddy’s Person

More of this please:

If Covid19 cases soar into the millions, as seems possible if Trump and the greed-cult “open the country up,” the Republican Party will need those planes to flee to Russia. The United leadership can name their price and recoup their losses.

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DodgerFan1988  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:44:21pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:45:22pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:46:22pm

re: #171 i(m)p(each)sos

Maybe I’m missing something… what’s wrong with the dude doing 3000 laps of his balcony if it keeps him sane and not outside spreading anything?

It’s the headline. People don’t read stories. The headline reads FUCK THE GOVERNMENT! I’M GOING OUT RUNNING!

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:47:27pm
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Ace Rothstein  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:50:35pm

re: #108 Backwoods_Sleuth

One thing Judd got wrong is that Trump isn’t the president. Hillary is.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:50:36pm

re: #163 Citizen K

The gears of commerce must be lubricated with the blood of sacrifices, lest they slow down ever again.

These assholes worship money more than lives. And they’re the ones in charge about to throw citizens into the grinder in a fucking pandemic just for Stock Market value.

Ghouls, all of them.

They could be refugees, if not hunted beasts, in a few months. Count on it.

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William Lewis  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:50:56pm

Instagram

This isn’t even a joke. This is truly my feelings

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:51:13pm

WHOA, DRUNKEN SQUIRREL FINDS A FERMENTED NUT

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Charles Johnson  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:52:15pm
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Patricia Kayden  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:53:24pm

re: #174 Anymouse 🌹🏡

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:54:25pm

re: #179 William Lewis

[Embedded content]

I’m afraid all I can see is a big blank space.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:55:51pm
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Ace Rothstein  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:57:22pm

re: #145 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

[Embedded content]

I’m close to 49, and I won’t forget nor forgive.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 6:58:33pm

re: #180 The Pie Overlord!

WHOA, DRUNKEN SQUIRREL FINDS A FERMENTED NUT

Or has done the same thing as Katie Hill and is trying to get ahead of it before it comes out.

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William Lewis  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:00:13pm

re: #183 Anymouse 🌹🏡

It’s a cute instagram of a singer starting to sing “Imagine”, her cat squirming away and her taking that as an omen that “we’re all going to die!!!!” :) I just thought it was funny and it showed in my browser when I previewed so I thought it would work.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:01:32pm

I think “Imagine” is a lame, shitty song. Fight me.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:02:50pm

re: #188 The Pie Overlord!

I think “Imagine” is a lame, shitty song. Fight me.

You absolutely crack me up.

p.s. not gonna fight you on that.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:02:54pm

re: #171 i(m)p(each)sos

Maybe I’m missing something… what’s wrong with the dude doing 3000 laps of his balcony if it keeps him sane and not outside spreading anything?

I’ve definitely been plotting what I’ll do if we’re restricted to the yard.

But it probably won’t be a marathon. I’d tap out at a half. Not trained up to a full right now.

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Targetpractice  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:04:19pm

So after decades of arguing against everything from CAFE standards to LED bulbs, wingnuts now say that the elderly should be prepared die…to ensure Donald Trump’s reelection.

Fuckin’ hell.

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stpaulbear  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:04:36pm

re: #188 The Pie Overlord!

I think “Imagine” is a lame, shitty song. Fight me.

You’re not the only one…

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:04:53pm
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:06:29pm

re: #193 jaunte

Lots of absentee ballots and death certificates signed the day after the election.
//

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Targetpractice  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:06:41pm

re: #193 jaunte

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“We went to this diner in Bumblefuck, Pennsylvania, where the locals were happy to sacrifice dozens of their own to the Trump campaign.”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:07:05pm
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jaunte  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:08:57pm
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:10:23pm

re: #149 Backwoods_Sleuth

I agree with the concept in principle but we’re going to have over 100k cases by the end of March even if social distancing is working - because the full impact is going to take at least two weeks to show up, because of the incubation period and lag time for symptoms to become noticed and tested.

There are *just* starting to be some signs that maybe we are bending the curve a little in Santa Clara county, which makes sense because most of the big tech firms started to push work from home two weeks ago today. The full shelter-in-place orders didn’t go out until last week though, across the entire bay, so there’s still room for growth - but we went up ~70 cases on Friday and only ~20 today. (Another three deaths, though - and the hospitalized count is at 116, so the confirmed cases at 321 is most definitely an undercount.)

But we had a head start compared to a *lot* of places. NYC? There’s not going to be any real bending of that curve in the next week. And with that framing, people are going to say “well, it didn’t do anything” because people are fucking idiots and incapable of doing proper risk assessment without it being hammered home at every possible point. (And then you still get the idiots who won’t, but you’re not going to reach them either way.) With the outright sabotage of the efforts coming from the idiot in chief… it’s not good.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:13:02pm

re: #190 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I’ve definitely been plotting what I’ll do if we’re restricted to the yard.

But it probably won’t be a marathon. I’d tap out at a half. Not trained up to a full right now.

I’ve been doing daily solo walks to stay sane for as long as they’ll let me. Up to 4-5 miles a day now, which is good for me, especially when it’s not breaking 40 degrees out here lately.

I have this idea that I’m going to try to walk every street in my suburban town as long as I’m doing this. Maybe closing in on halfway there now.

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BlueSpotinAL  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:13:46pm

re: #112 BlueSpotinAL

Sooo, chloroquine cured stupidity?

Want to apologize, didn’t realize the husband had died.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:13:50pm

Update.

I think I got it. I’m more tired than before. Short of breath. Warm, but not hot. But I’m not in danger. They are only testing people that need hospitalization and I don’t need/want that. Will check my my Dr tomorrow, but will probably skip the follow up appointment on Wed.

I’m going back to sleep.

Peace

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Ferdinand  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:14:45pm

re: #199 i(m)p(each)sos

I’ve been doing daily solo walks to stay sane for as long as they’ll let me. Up to 4-5 miles a day now, which is good for me, especially when it’s not breaking 40 degrees out here lately.

I have this idea that I’m going to try to walk every street in my suburban town as long as I’m doing this. Maybe closing in on halfway there now.

Yay! Another urban hiker. It’s my solace.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:15:07pm

re: #193 jaunte

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:17:27pm

re: #201 I Would Prefer Not To

Update.

I think I got it. I’m more tired than before. Short of breath. Warm, but not hot. But I’m not in danger. They are only testing people that need hospitalization and I don’t need/want that. Will check my my Dr tomorrow, but will probably skip the follow up appointment on Wed.

I’m going back to sleep.

Peace

Please be well and keep us posted!

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:17:32pm

re: #199 i(m)p(each)sos

I’ve been doing daily solo walks to stay sane for as long as they’ll let me. Up to 4-5 miles a day now, which is good for me, especially when it’s not breaking 40 degrees out here lately.

I have this idea that I’m going to try to walk every street in my suburban town as long as I’m doing this. Maybe closing in on halfway there now.

Today saw me doing a half marathon as a 2.6ish mile loop. My normal trail has a fair amount of activity on it, moreso than normal, and it’s hard to maintain the 6ft at all times. (While I am not super concerned about my risk when passing someone closer than 6ft for 30 seconds, I’m happy to play it safer for the time being.)

Tomorrow …well, there’s a medical procedure tomorrow that I am very grouchy and anxious about so only 1.5ish miles on the calendar. I reserve the right to extend that if the meds aren’t making me feel like shit, but… Same for Wednesday in the recovery period. I should be back to normal by Thursday.

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:18:22pm

re: #180 The Pie Overlord!

WHOA, DRUNKEN SQUIRREL FINDS A FERMENTED NUT

[Embedded content]

Matt defended Kate Hill when the scandal originally broke and she was forced from office. I thought then that he was similarly engaged in what would be considered an inappropriate relationship with a member of his staff or something similar that would offend the family values party. While a member of the Florida House, he was supportive of gay rights — so who knows?

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:18:34pm

re: #101 jaunte

[Embedded content]

I stand ready to sacrifice Dan Patrick.

You first, Dan Patrick!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:19:40pm

re: #201 I Would Prefer Not To

Update.

I think I got it. I’m more tired than before. Short of breath. Warm, but not hot. But I’m not in danger. They are only testing people that need hospitalization and I don’t need/want that. Will check my my Dr tomorrow, but will probably skip the follow up appointment on Wed.

I’m going back to sleep.

Peace

Please take care of yourself.

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:19:43pm

Climate change is fractal.

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plansbandc  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:20:06pm

I’m losing what little I had left of my mind.

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Targetpractice  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:21:03pm

re: #210 plansbandc

I losing what little I had left of my mind.

Way ahead of ya.

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plansbandc  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:21:32pm

The impending shortage of inhalers threw me right around the bend.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:22:14pm

Because of one man’s stupidity the rest of us have to go through this.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:23:43pm

re: #213 PhillyPretzel

Because of one man’s stupidity the rest of us have to go through this.

He had a lot of help.

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:25:48pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:26:21pm

Police officer, thread of seven tweets.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:27:44pm

Lord, take my to hell for my evil thoughts, but I just want trump to be gone forever.

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:28:39pm

re: #217 I Would Prefer Not To

Hey, if he could take us all, we’d all be there… oh wait.

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Targetpractice  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:30:24pm
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Ace Rothstein  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:34:46pm

re: #217 I Would Prefer Not To

You get into heaven with those thoughts, my friend. It means you want the anti-Christ to suffer.

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Belafon  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:36:46pm

re: #149 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Strangely enough, that is almost the exact conversation we have about race and economics.

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Cheechako  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:39:53pm

34 cases now in Alaska. 4 confirmed to be community spread.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:39:57pm

We’d Tell Susan Collins To Go F*ck Herself, But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Took Care Of That (Wonkette)

First we’re gonna show you what Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said, and then we’re gonna tell you what happened before that:

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:42:31pm
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A Cranky One  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:44:39pm

re: #135 Mike Lamb

Is the “even” store an essential business? Because I am fresh out and need to horde some.

What a business opportunity! We should open a web business: Evens and Fucks. Seems most folks are out.

Edit to fix typo.

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Sherlock Hound  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:45:17pm

OK. If the editorial staff at the Federalist wants to socialize in a small room and contract the virus, I’ll book this myself!

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:49:16pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:50:33pm
As of Monday, no positive cases had been reported yet in the Panhandle, Scotts Bluff County Public Health Director Paulette Schnell said during a call of the Panhandle Public Health District’s Unified Command. Seven people were tested over the weekend and she said six texts were pending Monday. It takes about 24-48 hours for results to be received from the state’s lab.

“What we want you (the public) to realize is that does not mean we do not have any cases (in the Panhandle),” she said. “We do not have any severe cases. There are likely those mild cases out there that could be in our community and probably are due to our surrounding areas having as many cases as they do,” she said.

(more)

Testing for coronavirus continues; No positive cases
(Scottsbluff, Nebr. Star-Herald)

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:52:02pm

re: #188 The Pie Overlord!

I think “Imagine” is a lame, shitty song. Fight me.

I find it interesting as a cultural icon celebrating Marxism.

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BlueSpotinAL  Mar 23, 2020 • 7:54:47pm

I am a bit out of sorts. Remember that pic of that beautiful nurse, my daughter? Treated a noncovid patient on a ventilator without a mask because of shortages. Now the patient is being tested for covid19, and won’t get results for days, probably.

This shit is HIGHLY contagious. Did you see that viable virus was found 17 days later on a cruise ship? Take care of yourselves.

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PrairieQueen  Mar 24, 2020 • 2:10:55am

re: #87 Backwoods_Sleuth

Seriously, what kind of brain damage does someone need to sustain to blindly believe what comes out of Trump’s mouth? What previous crisis event compares to this, where Trump’s word was proven to be guarantee of truth and safety? Let’s try NONE. Fucker couldn’t tell the truth if his life depended on it (and his life doesn’t happen to depend on it).

I don’t get it. I really don’t. It’s as stupid as having to warn people not to eat detergent.


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