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1
Citizen K  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:22:36pm

We’re in the Bad Place. We are absolutely fucking stuck in the Bad Place with no escape.

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lawhawk  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:22:45pm

Story from the front lines:

A good friend works at a hospital in NY as a lab tech. She relayed that a woman was in hospital giving birth. Husband was able to come in and appeared to show some symptoms but lied about his condition. They found out later that he had covid19, and therefore exposed a number of people in the hospital. Congrats, you’re about to be prosecuted.

Another story from the front lines:
Friend who had presumptive case is on mend. Her husband had fever and all the symptoms and today the fever broke, but still had breathing problems. Needed to go to ER at doctor’s orders. They ran tests, and determined he had pneumonia, not covid19. Sent home. But they indicated that the hospital ER was a war zone. In-out was limited. Extensive screening.

3
Kilroy was here  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:25:48pm

Goldfish have better object permanence than the DC press corps.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:29:41pm
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jaunte  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:32:32pm
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:32:50pm

Thanks Lizard for all the earthquake updates. Starting to get local updates now. Like I said down below,. Was not a comfortable feeling. No damage here but the pest (aka the pupper) is stressed out.

Earthquake hits Southern Idaho

TWIN FALLS, Idaho (KMVT/KSVT) A small earthquake rattled southern Idaho Tuesday afternoon.

People reported feeling the quake around the Magic Valley, in the Wood River Valley, the Treasure Valley, Pocatello, and in Missoula, Montana.

The National Weather Service says the 6.5 magnitude quake was centered about 45 miles west of Challis at 5:52 p.m.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:32:59pm

Dang CL’ed
Decatur Deb
These are the ones I got the other day.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:36:52pm

Li’l baby nazis are bored at home.

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whitebeach  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:37:05pm

Hello, ‘zards.

It’s been exactly a year since I last posted. Not because I’ve been away for a felony or anything, just stuck, I guess, neck-deep in the Slough of Despond.

Taking care of my old (97) mom, and we’ve been holed up for over two weeks now. Have at least a month’s worth of food but will run low on booze in another ten days or so, and will need to make an outing for more. This is not a pleasant prospect here in Louisiana, but then again doctors have been telling me for decades that the drink will kill me.

Here’s all good thoughts and hopes for all of you, and that we all can e-celebrate before too very much longer.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:41:40pm

re: #7 PhillyPretzel

Dang CL’ed
Decatur Deb
These are the ones I got the other day.

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epa.gov

Check for updates.

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Dread Pirate  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:43:17pm

re: #6 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

A small earthquake rattled southern Idaho Tuesday afternoon.

SMALL?

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:43:44pm

re: #11 Dread Pirate

SMALL?

It was probably small at the spots where there are actually people.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:43:56pm

re: #9 whitebeach

Good to see you and glad you’re well!! Or as well as one can be.

My best to you and your mother.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:43:57pm

re: #6 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Thanks Lizard for all the earthquake updates. Starting to get local updates now. Like I said down below,. Was not a comfortable feeling. No damage here but the pest (aka the pupper) is stressed out.

Earthquake hits Southern Idaho

TWIN FALLS, Idaho (KMVT/KSVT) A small earthquake rattled southern Idaho Tuesday afternoon.

People reported feeling the quake around the Magic Valley, in the Wood River Valley, the Treasure Valley, Pocatello, and in Missoula, Montana.

The National Weather Service says the 6.5 magnitude quake was centered about 45 miles west of Challis at 5:52 p.m.

6.5 magnitude really isn’t small.

Says this Californian.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:44:41pm

re: #9 whitebeach

Hello, ‘zards.

It’s been exactly a year since I last posted. Not because I’ve been away for a felony or anything, just stuck, I guess, neck-deep in the Slough of Despond.

Taking care of my old (97) mom, and we’ve been holed up for over two weeks now. Have at least a month’s worth of food but will run low on booze in another ten days or so, and will need to make an outing for more. This is not a pleasant prospect here in Louisiana, but then again doctors have been telling me for decades that the drink will kill me.

Here’s all good thoughts and hopes for all of you, and that we all can e-celebrate before too very much longer.

If you have some Welch’s grape juice concentrate and a 5 cent balloon, I have an old boozer’s recipe for making locker wine from my days on the assembly line.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:47:14pm

re: #9 whitebeach

Welcome back, lizard friend.

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:48:22pm

My wife works from home for a medical billing company. The company let go a number of underperforming people in order to keep costs down, but there might be more measures needed, like reducing hours or pay. One of their clients is a doctor who does Medicare, and has lost 30% of his patients to the virus. I don’t know who the doctor is or where he is located, but that is rough.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:48:44pm

re: #14 A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!

6.5 magnitude really isn’t small.

Says this Californian.

Magnitude matters but remember it’s worst at the epicenter.

Which in this case is quite a distance from any appreciable population.

A look at the DYFI map on the USGS website shows most places experienced it as light shaking.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:48:45pm

re: #17 Belafon

My wife works from home for a medical billing company. The company let go a number of underperforming people in order to keep costs down, but there might be more measures needed, like reducing hours or pay. One of their clients is a doctor who does Medicare, and has lost 30% of his patients to the virus. I don’t know who the doctor is or where he is located, but that is rough.

Fuck, that’s painful.

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:49:08pm

re: #9 whitebeach

Hello, ‘zards.

It’s been exactly a year since I last posted. Not because I’ve been away for a felony or anything, just stuck, I guess, neck-deep in the Slough of Despond.

Taking care of my old (97) mom, and we’ve been holed up for over two weeks now. Have at least a month’s worth of food but will run low on booze in another ten days or so, and will need to make an outing for more. This is not a pleasant prospect here in Louisiana, but then again doctors have been telling me for decades that the drink will kill me.

Here’s all good thoughts and hopes for all of you, and that we all can e-celebrate before too very much longer.

I’m surprised you can’t get it delivered.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:49:43pm

I just checked my empty spray bottle. It can only take 24 oz. Should I use 3 teaspoons of bleach with 24 oz of water?

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:51:59pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:52:23pm

re: #22 The Pie Overlord!

Welp, we’re fucked.

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gocart mozart  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:52:30pm
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steve_davis  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:54:27pm

re: #1 Citizen K

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We’re in the Bad Place. We are absolutely fucking stuck in the Bad Place with no escape.

“We’re gonna go through a very tough two weeks…..Anybody found my 3-iron yet?”

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:56:56pm

re: #18 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Magnitude matters but remember it’s worst at the epicenter.

Which in this case is quite a distance from any appreciable population.

A look at the DYFI map on the USGS website shows most places experienced it as light shaking.

Of course how you feel it depends on where you and it are, but that’s not a small earthquake, and calling it one smacks of coverup. (I’ve been reading about fracking in Oklahoma and what came of it, maybe I’m too paranoid. Or my awareness is heightened.)

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:57:30pm
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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:57:53pm

re: #21 PhillyPretzel

I just checked my empty spray bottle. It can only take 24 oz. Should I use 3 teaspoons of bleach with 24 oz of water?

That page I listed has a “recipe” for a pint, I think.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:58:05pm
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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Mar 31, 2020 • 5:59:04pm

Just did my census form. For what kind of white, I put “European.”

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Decatur Deb  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:00:15pm

re: #9 whitebeach

Welcome back, and good luck. There has been a definite Ingathering.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:00:49pm

re: #30 A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!

Just did my census form. For what kind of white, I put “European.”

They didn’t offer “Eggshell”.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:01:25pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:01:29pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:02:22pm

re: #28 A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!

Thanks. I was referring to what RWC offered.

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makeitstop  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:02:26pm
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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:03:09pm

re: #32 Decatur Deb

They didn’t offer “Eggshell”.

I suppose I could have said that, but it wouldn’t be true. At least I can’t think of a bird that lays pinky-white eggs.

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lawhawk  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:06:14pm

re: #34 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

EMS is getting hammered with more calls than they ever get in any 24 hour period. It’s nonstop calls for EMS. FEMA is apparently bringing in additional ambulances and staff to help.

NYPD is seeing 15% out sick.

FDNY are also experiencing sick workers.

And NY Transit (MTA trains and buses) are seeing significant cases, including multiple dead.

All of this could have been reduced in scope and toll had Trump taken any of the Jan/Feb briefings seriously and acted responsibly.

Instead, this toll is on him. All of it. Those dying in the line of duty - the NYPD, FDNY, EMS, and transit workers will not get a hero’s funeral because no one can pay their respects in person. Everyone will have to grieve alone.

Fuck Trump. Fuck the GOP. GOP delenda est.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:06:54pm

hi.

Day one of the Nebraska Panhandle’s Targeted Health Directive from the governor (everything’s closed).

Tested positive: 177
Tested total: 3,209
Deaths: 3 (+1, in North Platte, Lincoln County)
Counties added: Scott’s Bluff, Kimball

In our little village, that closes the bar/community centre (except take-out), the church, and the beauty salon. The general store can stay open (as long as there are fewer than ten people inside as an essential business), as can the gun shop (but that is now by appointment only because the owner is dying of Parkinson’s disease), the landscaping firm, the co-op (essential business), and the art teacher (she only has two people at a time).

You can fit a lot of businesses in a town of 128.

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gocart mozart  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:07:09pm
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Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:07:35pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:07:49pm

re: #41 Charles Johnson

BUTTER EMAILS!

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Citizen K  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:09:40pm

re: #38 lawhawk

EMS is getting hammered with more calls than they ever get in any 24 hour period. It’s nonstop calls for EMS. FEMA is apparently bringing in additional ambulances and staff to help.

NYPD is seeing 15% out sick.

FDNY are also experiencing sick workers.

And NY Transit (MTA trains and buses) are seeing significant cases, including multiple dead.

All of this could have been reduced in scope and toll had Trump taken any of the Jan/Feb briefings seriously and acted responsibly.

Instead, this toll is on him. All of it. Those dying in the line of duty - the NYPD, FDNY, EMS, and transit workers will not get a hero’s funeral because no one can pay their respects in person. Everyone will have to grieve alone.

Fuck Trump. Fuck the GOP. GOP delenda est.

And he has the gall to say that New York was at fault for not acting fast enough.

It’s like…Cuomo was doing 3 weeks ago what you should have been doing no less than 2 weeks ago at barest minimum. Fuck you, you malignant mango rind.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:10:15pm
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EPR-radar  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:11:36pm

It really is tempting to paint present-day US politics as a lurid mirror image of Christian apocalypse porn like the Left Behind dreck.

Trump is obviously the anti-christ. The GOP are the death-eaters that worship his evil. Etc.

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EPR-radar  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:12:37pm

re: #44 Charles Johnson

Arguably we had that chance in 2016, but all the black marbles came up at the same time, leading to Trump.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:13:39pm

It’s easier dealing with having Covid 19 than it is having trump as president. Although, I do want both to die.

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gocart mozart  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:15:07pm

PLOT AGAINST AMERICA PODCAST
Peter Sagal talks with David Simon
hbo.com

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:15:08pm

re: #47 I Would Prefer Not To

You are not the only one.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:15:48pm

FUCK ME, THEY KNEW ABOUT THIS IN SEPTEMBER

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sagehen  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:16:51pm

re: #22 The Pie Overlord!

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not reassuring.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:17:09pm

re: #50 The Pie Overlord!

FUCK ME, THEY KNEW ABOUT THIS IN SEPTEMBER

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Every disaster movie starts with good scientist being ignored.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:18:22pm

re: #50 The Pie Overlord!

Yes. That is usually when those who make vaccines start if not earlier.

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austin_blue  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:18:57pm

re: #52 I Would Prefer Not To

Every disaster movie starts with good scientist being ignored.

Yup. Basic to the script. They often die first, replaced by (handsome leading protagonist couple). They get to live.

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Citizen K  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:19:38pm

re: #50 The Pie Overlord!

FUCK ME, THEY KNEW ABOUT THIS IN SEPTEMBER

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I mean…this seems like stuff that a certain taskforce could have warned about ahead of time too. You know, the kind that Trump had nothing to do with?

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jaunte  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:20:08pm
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Dread Pirate  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:20:39pm

re: #50 The Pie Overlord!

FUCK ME, THEY KNEW ABOUT THIS IN SEPTEMBER

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Translated to normal english, “Somebody finally skimmed through the document on pandemics that the Obama Administration left for them.”

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carey94tt  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:21:21pm

My daughter just casually informed me that she has the virus. She doesn’t live with us so we are not at risk. But this is scary. She is at home and not in danger.

I’m not sure how to help her.

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Dread Pirate  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:21:30pm

re: #56 jaunte

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Round them up and execute them for profiteering.

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gwangung  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:22:15pm

re: #59 Dread Pirate

Round them up and execute them for profiteering.

Not with this administration. They’e liable to pin a medal on them.

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teleskiguy  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:24:58pm
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jaunte  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:25:25pm
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Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:25:40pm

The pedants are out on Twitter tonight.

They may be even worse than the Nazis.

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Dread Pirate  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:26:22pm

I guess I can finally scratch ‘pandemic’ off my bucket list.

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sagehen  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:26:53pm

re: #44 Charles Johnson

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Hoover also didn’t step up when it would have mattered; Woodrow Wilson at least has the excuse of being in a coma.

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jaunte  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:27:31pm

Conservatism is a comprehensive failure.

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makeitstop  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:27:47pm

I got the remaining parts for my quarantine guitar today and started building. I got to a certain point and realized I didn’t have the screws to attach the neck to the body so I ran out to Home Depot.

I gotta tell you, everyone there - customers and employees, many of them in masks and a lot of them without - looked absolutely whipped. Just an empty look in everyone’s eyes, full of uncertainty about whether their lives will even continue for much longer.

It felt like what I always imagined living in the old Soviet Union to be like for some reason.

It hurts my heart to see Americans like this. Maybe it’s my sense of exceptionalism talking, but we’re not supposed to be taking a whupping like the one we’re taking here.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:28:34pm

re: #11 Dread Pirate

SMALL?

Well I guess it all depends on were you were at.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:28:55pm

re: #52 I Would Prefer Not To

Every disaster movie starts with good scientist being ignored.

This is going to be an HBO miniseries someday.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:29:11pm
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lawhawk  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:29:56pm

After 9/11, the NYC Medical Examiner set up endless trailers outside their building to house remains of those who died on 9/11.

Now, every NYC hospital is seeing the need for overflow space for the bodies of those dying from covid19.

All of this is on Trump and the GOP that enable and protect the most corrupt and criminal and incompetent occupant of the WH for all time.

I fear for what happens next, as this isn’t going to get better for a long time to come. I fear for those who find out loved ones are sick and they can’t do anything because they need to remain at distance. I fear for those who live alone and have no support to help them should they get sick. I fear for all of us.

And so much of this could have been avoided with basic responsible governance. The GOP and Trump don’t believe in any of this. And that’s why I’m almost always angry these days (and my f-bomb quotient is now measured in the googleplex territory).

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:30:48pm

re: #58 carey94tt

My daughter just casually informed me that she has the virus. She doesn’t live with us so we are not at risk. But this is scary. She is at home and not in danger.

I’m not sure how to help her.

Tell her you love her, and ask her if there is anything you can do.

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lawhawk  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:32:49pm

re: #69 NO SMOCKING GUN!

This is going to be an HBO miniseries someday.

They did it already: Chernobyl.

Trump and his cronies are all the Soviets portrayed in Chernobyl. You’ve got the Trump sycophants playing Chernobyl reactor officials who knew there were problems, lied about it, minimized the problem, made it worse, lied some more, and lied again.

You have the Fox media propagandists standing in for Pravda lying about the health, safety, and radioactive debris raining down all over Europe.

And you have Trump, lying to everyone about what happened, and that it’d go away.

Dr. Fauci is in the role of the physicist who tried to tell the truth, and nearly got muzzled for it.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:33:01pm

re: #50 The Pie Overlord!

FUCK ME, THEY KNEW ABOUT THIS IN SEPTEMBER

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I think I read it wrong. That isn’t talking about THIS virus just a pandemic generally. Did I read that wrong?

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:33:03pm

re: #58 carey94tt

My daughter just casually informed me that she has the virus. She doesn’t live with us so we are not at risk. But this is scary. She is at home and not in danger.

I’m not sure how to help her.

If she’s really not at risk, chicken soup and moral support. If she’s one of the 80%, this really will be like a bad cold or mild flu.

But check in regularly in case it suddenly gets worse.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:33:46pm

re: #60 gwangung

Not with this administration. They’e liable to pin a medal on them.

Take names and blacklist them after DT leaves office.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:34:10pm

re: #75 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I think I read it wrong. That isn’t talking about THIS virus just a pandemic generally. Did I read that wrong?

No, you didn’t.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:34:23pm

re: #60 gwangung

Not with this administration. They’e liable to pin a medal on them.

The Medal of Capitalism. USA USA USA

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lawhawk  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:35:24pm

re: #2 lawhawk

Well, the story about the guy hiding symptoms to see his wife in the maternity ward made national news:

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austin_blue  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:35:33pm

re: #58 carey94tt

My daughter just casually informed me that she has the virus. She doesn’t live with us so we are not at risk. But this is scary. She is at home and not in danger.

I’m not sure how to help her.

Where is she and how old?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:35:35pm

In today’s reconning of conservative lies:

After Trump lied about a COVID-19 website, a Kushner-tied company was tasked with inventing one (Daily Kos)

You knew they were going to do it.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:37:03pm

re: #79 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

The Medal of Capitalism. USA USA USA

Taking advantage of people to make money is Trump’s bag. See Trump University and the Trump Foundation.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:38:40pm

re: #75 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I think I read it wrong. That isn’t talking about THIS virus just a pandemic generally. Did I read that wrong?

No, it was A pandemic. And this one looks to have maybe lower deaths but higher economic impact.

BTW, I learned that there was a flu pandemic the year I was born that killed something like 116,000 Americans. There was also a bad recession that year, but I don’t think it’s clear the flu caused it.

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lawhawk  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:42:38pm

Covid19 has taken the USS Theodore Roosevelt out of commission. It’s going to be disinfected pierside with only a skeleton crew aboard (manning critical facilities like the nuclear reactors).

Trump’s dumbfuckery has screwed us in so many ways, and left our military so much worse off. While he was busy scheming about a space force, he ignored basic science, public health, and pandemic prevention.

It shows.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:45:25pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:45:50pm

re: #85 lawhawk

The thing is, he doesn’t even need to personally know anything about it. All he had to do was take a hit to his ego, nod and smile to Dr. Fauci and do everything he said, and we’d have been in a much better place. But no, he has to be the God-Emperor and be personally involved in everything, and now he’s single-handedly screwed us over and killed thousands. Or millions.

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jaunte  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:46:11pm

Trump cult twitter: highest death toll.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:46:31pm

re: #80 lawhawk

Well, the story about the guy hiding symptoms to see his wife in the maternity ward made national news:

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That’s MY hospital. As in, the one that’s saved mrs. I’s life several times.

And the unit where she gave birth to our kid.

This pisses me off.

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Dread Pirate  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:50:08pm

re: #58 carey94tt

My daughter just casually informed me that she has the virus. She doesn’t live with us so we are not at risk. But this is scary. She is at home and not in danger.

I’m not sure how to help her.

Keep in contact, increase calls as her condition warrants but probably start at twice a day if she feels bad. have her give a key to a local contact or hide a key for first respoders in case you have to call them for her. If you’re religious, pray, if not, hope. Medcram is leaning toward heat/cold to stimulate the immune system to help fight the virus. I think you have to start several episodes earlier if you want understand the virus and what he’s talking about in the latest episode. It’s a very good series med students or doctors. They even have detailed instruction on how ventilators work.

Coronavirus Pandemic Update 46: Can Hot/Cold Therapy Boost Immunity? More on Hydroxychloroquine

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:50:14pm

So true. Sigh.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:54:53pm
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BlueSpotinAL  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:55:19pm

re: #20 Belafon

I’m surprised you can’t get it delivered.

Drizly delivers booze in Louisiana. drizly.com

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lawhawk  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:56:31pm

re: #89 i(m)p(each)sos

I hear you.

I’m watching hospitals where my family got care (and where we were born) get flooded by covid19 cases and prepping for it by getting refrigeration trucks lined up to provide overflow space for the bodies.

I’m watching hospital staffers endure horrible conditions and keep working despite hospital managers demanding that they avoid talking about the dire conditions or complain about the lack of PPE and other equipment.

It pisses me off to no end.

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Ace-o-aces  Mar 31, 2020 • 6:58:55pm

There is no bottom with these people. No. Fucking. Bottom.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:00:10pm

deleted

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:00:39pm

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Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:02:30pm
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Belafon  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:02:47pm

re: #95 Ace-o-aces

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:02:55pm

re: #95 Ace-o-aces

There is no bottom with these people. No. Fucking. Bottom.

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Reported this tweet. They have a special category for “posting misleading information about the election” but not “misleading information about COVID19” so I just reported it as threatening harm.

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lawhawk  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:08:44pm

re: #97 Patricia Kayden

That response wins the internet for tonight.

I’m outta here. Stay safe and see y’all on the other side.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:08:51pm

You know this has been a shitty week.

Crappy weather. Wind, rain and temps in the 50s if we are lucky
COVID-19. Fuck You Bitch!
Trans-phobic Idaho Governor signing Trans-Phobic Legislation to keep me and my Sisters down. FUCK YOU ASS HOLE!
Still unable to apply for unemployment insurance because the fucking lines are clogged.
and
Now a fucking earthquake.

Some would think that would be enough to beat a woman down. Well not this GRILL QUEEN. She refuses to succumb. She will persist and she WII overcome..

The bird.

The Queen.

Roast baby roast!

I’ll upload images as the cooking goes on.

The Chicken hearts will be fried separately

I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED!

104
Decatur Deb  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:11:13pm

Alabama nursing homes have been trying to keep the virus away from their patients. Our largest county health department just told them to accept active cases, citing CDC guidelines to treat cases in a medical setting.

al.com

105
Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:12:54pm

re: #99 Charles Johnson

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OH FUCK IS HE SENDING OUT ANOTHER POSTCARD????

106
William Lewis  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:13:51pm

re: #30 A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!

Just did my census form. For what kind of white, I put “European.”

Heh. Not bad. I still like my answer of human but that one is good too.

107
whitebeach  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:15:46pm

Asshole trying yet again today to fly the notion that he was stuck with an ‘obsolete test” from the previous admin. Why, god, doesn’t one of the press corps ask if this doesn’t make Obama the greatest prophet in history, given that the virus didn’t even exist until three years into Trump’s admin?

108
Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:15:52pm

Still remember the time a coworker got snarky with me and asked what temple my tribe goes to.

I replied “B’nai Casino”…

As for Andy Ngo that ass is gonna get a rude awakening when his Nazi pals turn on him.

109
Patricia Kayden  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:16:59pm
110
danarchy  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:20:32pm

Apparently there were a number of Covid19 related deaths at The Soldiers Home in Holyoke MA last week and a bit of scandal as apparently the superintendent may have tried to cover it up.

npr.org

111
teleskiguy  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:22:06pm
112
Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:22:55pm
113
FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:24:36pm
114
Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:25:21pm
115
calochortus  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:31:51pm

re: #95 Ace-o-aces

There is no bottom with these people. No. Fucking. Bottom.

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Even Freepers aren’t on board with O’Keefe on this one.

116
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:32:53pm

re: #59 Dread Pirate

Round them up and execute them for profiteering.

Nah. Imprison them and the new administration can use them for free labor on new infrastructure projects.

117
LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:33:00pm

O’Keefe always a shitty person. Fucker

118
NetworkKed  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:34:28pm

worldometers.info

Well. After a few days hoping the national trend was leveling at least a little we get this. I’m not even going to try to theorycraft, I’m just going to go over —————-> here and be sick.

119
Mattand  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:34:51pm

re: #114 Charles Johnson

It’s important to keep stuff like this front-and-center, because we absolutely cannot let Trump’s incompetence be forgotten.

But, goddamn; where I get upset is that there is at least a solid 40% of this country who will follow this fucker over a cliff. That all these established facts mean nothing to them. That these people, consciously or not, actually want a GOP dictatorship in this country.

The election in November is going to be a nail biter, and in a normal world, Trump should be on the business end of the worst electoral defat in US history.

120
calochortus  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:37:55pm

re: #118 NetworkKed

worldometers.info

Well. After a few days hoping the national trend was leveling at least a little we get this. I’m not even going to try to theorycraft, I’m just going to go over —————-> here and be sick.

We can hope it’s just a fluke. Also, I noted there was something at the bottom about who had and hadn’t reported, so give it a couple days to see if things settle down.

121
Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:38:53pm

Back to “I don’t know if Trump is a foreign agent or not, but if he was, he’s doing exactly what i would expect”):

122
I Would Prefer Not To  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:43:58pm

re: #119 Mattand

It’s important to keep stuff like this front-and-center, because we absolutely cannot let Trump’s incompetence be forgotten.

But, goddamn; where I get upset is that there is at least a solid 40% of this country who will follow this fucker over a cliff. That all these established facts mean nothing to them. That these people, consciously or not, actually want a GOP dictatorship in this country.

The election in November is going to be a nail biter, and in a normal world, Trump should be on the business end of the worst electoral defat in US history.

I think it may be both true that the election will be a nail bitter AND trump will get his ass kicked. Until it happens, all of us will be bitting our nails.

123
The Pie Overlord!  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:45:12pm
124
teleskiguy  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:46:13pm
125
Hecuba's daughter  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:46:27pm

re: #115 calochortus

Even Freepers aren’t on board with O’Keefe on this one.

Many of the ones who are not on board are not on board BECAUSE their lord and master changed his tune and announced that there would be 100,000 -200,000 deaths from the disease. And even some of those said that these deaths were going to come over the next couple weeks — and if they didn’t, that would refute the fear-mongering.

126
calochortus  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:47:27pm

re: #125 Hecuba’s daughter

Many of the ones who are not on board are not on board BECAUSE their lord and master changed his tune and announced that there would be 100,000 -200,000 deaths from the disease. And even some of those said that these deaths were going to come over the next couple weeks — and if they didn’t, that would refute the fear-mongering.

That is true.

127
The Pie Overlord!  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:49:05pm

Wait for Stephen Miller or Dan Patrick to suggest killing 100,000 brown people NOW to end this pandemic.

128
sagehen  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:52:26pm

re: #123 The Pie Overlord!

Seeking brief distraction from grim news, was texting with friends about this question: If you could pick one fictional character to help us at this sad and scary time, who would you pick?

Janet Fraiser (the doctor on SG-1). If she couldn’t cure me with ordinary earth medicine, they’d call in Jacob Carter to use the healing device on me.

129
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:54:25pm

Some people need killing.

130
William Lewis  Mar 31, 2020 • 7:55:17pm

re: #128 sagehen

I’m really impressed by The Wizard Harry Dresden as I’ve read half the series so far this lockdown. His magic keeping people safe would be a good thing.

131
Belafon  Mar 31, 2020 • 8:01:03pm

re: #121 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Back to “I don’t know if Trump is a foreign agent or not, but if he was, he’s doing exactly what i would expect”):

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While it’s an interesting ploy, it won’t work in or out of Russia. No one’s buying that these supplies show anything other than Trump is a puppet; the Chinese supplies are a slightly different story. From inside Russia, not having those supplies when they are needed is going to damage Putin’s image. Here, we know Trump and the GOP are incompetent. Putin is supposed to be the leader and caretaker of the country (now, I suspect a lot of people don’t care for Putin, but strong leadership is what he’s worked to build, even ruthlessly).

132
Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 31, 2020 • 8:01:30pm

Our public library director is in quarantine, as she was exposed to the Covid-19 positive man in Scottsbluff.

The assistant librarian will run the library until the director returns.

133
Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 31, 2020 • 8:01:44pm

The US Flag code recommends the flag be flown every day, but especially on federal and state holidays.

Observances for the month of April:

Sunday, April 12: Easter Sunday, federal holiday
Friday, April 24, Arbor Day, Nebraska state holiday

134
EPR-radar  Mar 31, 2020 • 8:03:42pm

re: #56 jaunte

Every single one of these profiteers needs to have all excess profits clawed back, plus hefty penalties.

135
A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Mar 31, 2020 • 8:26:03pm

re: #131 Belafon

While it’s an interesting ploy, it won’t work in or out of Russia. No one’s buying that these supplies show anything other than Trump is a puppet; the Chinese supplies are a slightly different story. From inside Russia, not having those supplies when they are needed is going to damage Putin’s image. Here, we know Trump and the GOP are incompetent. Putin is supposed to be the leader and caretaker of the country (now, I suspect a lot of people don’t care for Putin, but strong leadership is what he’s worked to build, even ruthlessly).

The only source of funds he has is oil and gas. Both at unimagined lows. (Even when it was running well, the economy was smaller than Italy’s.) He can’t get to his new reserves without western technology, which he can’t get because of sanctions.His northern infrastructure is sinking into the earth as the permafrost melts. He also has covid-19, extent unknown, but if they’ve had to close off Moscow, it must be bad.

Coups and revolutions are impossible… until they happen.

136
austin_blue  Mar 31, 2020 • 8:53:40pm

re: #129 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Some people need killing.

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But I need sequins!


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