In Which Donald Trump Sends a Bizarre Ranty Letter to Sen. Schumer

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I’m filing this under Weird, for obvious reasons. This is not the behavior of a well human being at the best of times, but we’re in the midst of a pandemic and this guy is supposed to be the leader of the US.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:01:41pm

CL’ed here is another bizarre ranty letter sent by the Trump campaign:

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Targetpractice  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:03:15pm

This is the wingnut method of passing the buck: Blaming members of Congress for anything negative going on in their home states.

See also: Blaming Pelosi/Feinstein for issues with homelessness in CA.

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KGxvi  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:03:23pm

Government by twitter troll.

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:05:16pm

If Trump weren’t so dumb he’d realize he sort of summarized Keynesian economics.

Daniel Dale
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Trump asked what happens when states are competing against each other for these items: “They have that, and they have to work that out.” He blames states for not ordering critical supplies before. “When times become normalized,” they need to stock up, he says.

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KGxvi  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:05:59pm

re: #2 Targetpractice

This is the wingnut method of passing the buck: Blaming members of Congress for anything negative going on in their home states.

See also: Blaming Pelosi/Feinstein for issues with homelessness in CA.

It’s a trick that populists have used forever. Those damn elites don’t care about you and your problems, they’re off in Washington enriching themselves

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makeitstop  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:08:02pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:09:01pm
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goddamnedfrank  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:11:37pm
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Shropshire Slasher  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:13:21pm

Has everyone put up plastic and duct taped everything shut yet?!

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:13:31pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:14:23pm

re: #8 goddamnedfrank

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Ripped right out of an episode of “The Plot Against Anerica”

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b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:14:28pm

re: #9 Shropshire Slasher

Has everyone put up plastic and duct taped everything shut yet?!

Trying to figure out what color code we are at yet, I think it’s yellow?

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:14:29pm

re: #9 Shropshire Slasher

Ah, yes, yet another helpful comment.

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KGxvi  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:14:48pm

re: #8 goddamnedfrank

“proving your Americanism” is insidious.

Click to Reveal

It is part of the reason, I suspect, that my mom did not teach me and my sister Spanish when we were growing up. She would deny it, and claim that I was slow to speak as a kid, but she had cousins raised bilingual. But I think it’s a desire to not be different - even now, she doesn’t speak Spanish unless she has to.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:14:52pm
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PhillyPretzel  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:15:22pm

re: #10 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Oh shit. I better order more Pepcid AC.

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Omar Comin’ Yo  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:16:14pm

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Charles Johnson  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:16:25pm

Wow.

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Omar Comin’ Yo  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:18:04pm

re: #18 Charles Johnson

Apparently trying to save his crew was bad judgement?

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:19:53pm

re: #19 Mescalero09

re: #18 Charles Johnson

As I wrote earlier, always the captain will be the fall guy.

Always.

The entire chain of command has probably been corrupted by Trump by now… I do hope that there are officers who are still conscientious about the tradition and laws of the US military, but the political appointees are corrupted by now.

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makeitstop  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:20:20pm

re: #10 klys (maker of Silmarils)

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Why do I get the feeling someone didn’t pay a bribe?

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:21:33pm

WTAF

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:21:52pm

re: #9 Shropshire Slasher

Has everyone put up plastic and duct taped everything shut yet?!

I never took it down after 9/11. ///

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:22:50pm

re: #21 makeitstop

Why do I get the feeling someone didn’t pay a bribe?

There’s a legit reason for this, increased conversion of the product into a probable carcinogen over time.

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:23:21pm

re: #22 The Pie Overlord!

WTAF

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Know-nothing slumlord now in charge of biggest challenge facing America since WWII.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:24:14pm

re: #26 Barefoot Grin

Know-nothing slumlord now in charge of biggest challenge facing America since WWII.

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makeitstop  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:26:55pm

re: #24 klys (maker of Silmarils)

There’s a legit reason for this, increased conversion of the product into a probable carcinogen over time.

Yeah, I read it. Just letting the snark out for a minute.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:32:10pm

Plane tickets for our trip at the end of April all cancelled now - no refunds, of course, just the ability to have them hold our funds for travel within the next 12-24 months! Hahaha. On hold with the hotel to see if we can maybe change the dates on our reservation there to November. It’s supposed to be non-refundable. I figure it can’t hurt to ask and if not, well, we can afford to eat that. Most of the rest of the trip’s funds will eventually get used.

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Jay C  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:32:13pm

Behind spoiler tags for semi-personal rant:

Click to Reveal

One of the real overlooked aspects of the coronavirus pandemic, IMHO, is how it has affected the rest of the healthcare system: i.e. those patients who DON’T have COVID-19, yet can’t get the proper care they need because “The System” - even in places like NYC, where we live - is getting occupied to (or beyond) capacity with COVID cases; and the effects have spilled over to seriously affect pretty much every other type of patient. And most media reports tend to ignore the tangential effects (unsurprisingly, in favor of the deadlier aspects of the pandemic. This isn’t to say that isn’t important (well, vital: literally in most cases); but, at least the way I read it, the general reportage on the Coronavirus gives the impression that virtually every other medical issue in the country is “non-essential” - kind of along the lines of facelifts or wart removals - and, ISTM, dismisses the effects the system overload has on “ordinary” patients.

The personal part is because of my wife’s serious medical problems (so far, I’m mostly OK, Thank Dog) but Mrs. Jay is quite far from OK. First, she is a chronic-pain patient: bad enough, but she recently suffered a mysterious outbreak of some sort of serious systemic inflammation which has left her body covered with painful lesions utterly unresponsive to topical treatment, and an inflamed scalp, to boot. And of course, it all got really bad just three weeks ago: just in time for every doctor we know to basically go into isolation as well as us: so even trying to get something done about treating this outbreak has been an uphill climb, - and when it comes to her sort of illness (not uniquely, I’m sure), video-conferencing doesn’t quite make it. And even the most caring doctor isn’t going to be able to do much on FaceTime….

And the “cabin fever” aspect isn’t helping: it is very disconcerting to have to listen to your spouse howl in pain all night and day (medications aren’t helping: that’s another medical saga for another time), and not be able even to plan an appointment to try to deal with it until the isolation protocols are lifted - we are going to try an Urgent Care Center tomorrow (assuming they are not overrun in the meantime); but we’ve already been warned that they are going to push us through and send us home ASAP to avoid possible COVID exposure.

Could always be worse, I suppose….
Sorry for the kvetching: but publishing this (even in an LGF comment) is mildly therapeutic.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:33:25pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:33:28pm

re: #18 Charles Johnson

Wow.

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Well, whaddaya know. Taking out American carriers has been a cherished goal of Russian strategy since the end of World War II. And here we are.

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lizardofid  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:34:39pm

I see that ex Dallas Police Chief David Brown is on track to be Police Superintendent in Chicago. Congrats and good luck to him, and to the city of Chicago.

Link

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:36:05pm

So now *THEY* ruined Trump’s MOAST PARFAIT ECONOMEE THAT TEH WORLD HAS EVER KNOWEN!!!!1!!!!

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Decatur Deb  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:37:16pm

re: #31 Jay C

Someone (perhaps here) said: “You’re not going to die of CV, you’re going to die of appendicitis in the hospital parking lot.”

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:37:25pm
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Teddy's Person  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:38:00pm

re: #32 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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The Trumps really think that public assets belong to them personally, and they alone have the power to decide what’s done with the national stockpile. When any of the them say “we” they mean Trump Inc. not the USA. The fucking GOP goes along with the grift for God, guns and control over women’s bodies.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:40:51pm

Best thing about this is how completely nonchalant the kitteh is.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:41:27pm
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Decatur Deb  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:41:32pm

re: #38 Teddy’s Person

The Trumps really think that public assets belong to them personally, and they alone have the power to decide what’s done with the national stockpile. When any of the them say “we” they mean Trump Inc. not the USA. The fucking GOP goes along with the grift for God, guns and control over women’s bodies.

If he stays in office long enough, the federal administration will be the Trump familia.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:44:14pm
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Amory Blaine  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:45:53pm

re: #14 KGxvi

“proving your Americanism” is insidious.

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Glad he’s out.

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Shropshire Slasher  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:47:28pm

re: #13 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Ah, yes, yet another helpful comment.

Didn’t that work for terrorist attacks?

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lawhawk  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:48:21pm

Fuck Trump and Fuck the enabling and complicit GOP.

That is all.

Today’s Trump rally was more of the same bulkshit on a stick, this time with Jared failing to calm anyone down because he revealed that he doesn’t get how anything works and that on the job training is atrocious way of handling natural disasters, emergencies, and pandemics.

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lawhawk  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:51:11pm
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Teddy's Person  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:52:28pm

And now some words from a real leader.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:54:01pm

re: #44 Shropshire Slasher

Didn’t that work for terrorist attacks?

ACTUALLY, the plastic and duct tape approach is correct for some threats. While we were stationed in Israel, Saddam made several feints of scud-borne anthrax attack. Our embassy issued all of us a home shelter kit provided by the IDF—a ton of sheeting and two massive rolls of shitcolored camo tape. Our quarters was modern, with a shelter (30cm concrete walls, gas-tight door, and 12mm steel window shutter). We didn’t have to use it, but older houses would.

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plansbandc  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:54:29pm

re: #19 Mescalero09

In the upside down, showing integrity is a firing offense.

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plansbandc  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:56:28pm

re: #22 The Pie Overlord!

When was it that we elected Kushner? Oh right, we didn’t. And he can’t even get security clearance. Isn’t it neat he’s running the country? (Along with Miller)

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:57:35pm

A few years ago, there was a conspiracy claim going around that the Obama administration had secretly stockpiled 30,000 guillotines. Trump has obviously not found them, meaning they will be available once Biden takes office, since he undoubtedly knows where they are stashed.
If only…..

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lawhawk  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:59:02pm

re: #50 plansbandc

When was it that we elected Kushner? Oh right, we didn’t. And he can’t even get security clearance. Isn’t it neat he’s running the country? (Along with Miller)

Pence was named the covid19 task force head. So what the fuck is Kushner doing running around with his own operation going on? Has he replaced Pence and no one told Pence? Did Trump know? Does he even care?

You couldn’t get a more incompetent and failed response if you even tried.

In fact, if you thought that Trump was actively sabotaging the US and working as a foreign agent, you’d be hard pressed to identify how the outcome would be any different.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 2, 2020 • 4:59:24pm

re: #50 plansbandc

When was it that we elected Kushner? Oh right, we didn’t. And he can’t even get security clearance. Isn’t it neat he’s running the country? (Along with Miller)

The son in law that vetoed Christie as a VP choice because Christie prosecuted his father and also might have paid off a DA to go easy on him as well as the President’s daughter and son. The idea that Trump was going to clean up Washington was the hoax.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:00:23pm

This is dangerous

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:00:38pm

re: #52 lawhawk

Pence was named the covid19 task force head. So what the fuck is Kushner doing running around with his own operation going on? Has he replaced Pence and no one told Pence? Did Trump know? Does he even care?

You couldn’t get a more incompetent and failed response if you even tried.

In fact, if you thought that Trump was actively sabotaging the US and working as a foreign agent, you’d be hard pressed to identify how the outcome would be any different.

We’re going to emerge from Trump not where we were before. We can rebound I feel but it’s going to take time.

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plansbandc  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:01:14pm
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PhillyPretzel  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:02:32pm

re: #56 plansbandc

rofl. Thanks. I needed a good laugh. :)

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:03:17pm
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lawhawk  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:03:46pm
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makeitstop  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:04:01pm

Do any of these sons of bitches expect to be able to go out in public once they’re no longer in power?

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Teddy's Person  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:04:20pm

re: #52 lawhawk

Pence was named the covid19 task force head. So what the fuck is Kushner doing running around with his own operation going on? Has he replaced Pence and no one told Pence? Did Trump know? Does he even care?

You couldn’t get a more incompetent and failed response if you even tried.

In fact, if you thought that Trump was actively sabotaging the US and working as a foreign agent, you’d be hard pressed to identify how the outcome would be any different.

Jared is trying to prove that the private sector works better than the federal government. Pence’s job is to fuck up the government response. Rush and Hannity make sure their loyal listeners/viewers believe government is the problem. In other words, the GOP trifecta.

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:04:41pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:04:54pm

re: #60 makeitstop

Do any of these sons of bitches expect to be able to go out in public once they’re no longer in power?

Their dachas will be in gated enclaves.

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William Lewis  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:05:15pm

re: #60 makeitstop

Do any of these sons of bitches expect to be able to go out in public once they’re no longer in power?

They expect to remain in power permanently. That’s the real danger.

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:07:10pm

re: #60 makeitstop

Do any of these sons of bitches expect to be able to go out in public once they’re no longer in power?

This is what I keep quietly coming back to, the sheer amount of individual self restraint they’re counting on everybody just magically possessing.

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b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:12:00pm

re: #50 plansbandc

When was it that we elected Kushner? Oh right, we didn’t. And he can’t even get security clearance. Isn’t it neat he’s running the country? (Along with Miller)

YOU’RE COMPLAINING ABOUT JARED!?!? THE MAN WHO SOLVED THE MIDDLE EAST PROBLEM? THE MAN WHO CAME UP WITH THE REPUBLICAN ANSWER TO OBAMACARE? THE MAN WHO SOLVED THE OPIOID EPIDEMIC? THE MAN WHO REFIGURED THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM? THAT JARED?

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Decatur Deb  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:12:11pm

re: #65 goddamnedfrank

This is what I keep quietly coming back to, the sheer amount of individual self restraint they’re counting on everybody just magically possessing.

I despised the notion of locking up a political rival—that’s pure banana republic shit. Then came “Lock her up”, then came the depth and effrontery of these thieves. So I’m not so prejudiced about putting them on an island far in the South Atlantic.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:13:05pm

re: #60 makeitstop

Do any of these sons of bitches expect to be able to go out in public once they’re no longer in power?

I have no idea. I mean Trump was awful before. He’s I can’t even now.

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:13:17pm

Breaking into the cooking sake tonight—the old Gekkeikan. Has a distinct aroma of Victory! Desperate times call for bad booze. Tomorrow is my cooking day so I’m allowed to do a quick trip to the store and will replenish abundantly with same and better.

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jaunte  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:13:22pm
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goddamnedfrank  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:14:23pm

re: #67 Decatur Deb

I despised the notion of locking up a political rival—that’s pure banana republic shit. Then came “Lock her up”, then came the depth and effrontery of these thieves. So I’m not so prejudiced about putting them on an island far in the South Atlantic.

Everybody laughed at me and my dream of owning a prison on the Moon.

“You’re an insane maniac for wanting to imprison motherfuckers on the Moon,” they said.

Well, who’s laughing now?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:15:10pm

re: #67 Decatur Deb

I despised the notion of locking up a political rival—that’s pure banana republic shit. Then came “Lock her up”, then came the depth and effrontery of these thieves. So I’m not so prejudiced about putting them on an island far in the South Atlantic.

That island better not have WiFi or a hot spot.

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NetworkKed  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:15:35pm

Sadly, though they are not the same type of immoral thugs as the Trump family, Deutche Bank is a bunch of immoral thugs. The only reason they won’t is if they think they’ll get prosecuted.

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makeitstop  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:15:50pm

re: #65 goddamnedfrank

This is what I keep quietly coming back to, the sheer amount of individual self restraint they’re counting on everybody just magically possessing.

I’ve reserved the ‘punch on sight’ rule for maybe 2 or 3 people over my entire life, but I’d have a hard time restraining myself if the opportunity arose.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:16:03pm

re: #67 Decatur Deb

I despised the notion of locking up a political rival—that’s pure banana republic shit. Then came “Lock her up”, then came the depth and effrontery of these thieves. So I’m not so prejudiced about putting them on an island far in the South Atlantic.

We could buy Devil’s Island from the French. They could keep the tourist revenue by charging people to come and gawk at the caged Trumpites.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:16:20pm

re: #69 Barefoot Grin

Desperate times call for bad booze.

Words to hunker by.

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:16:30pm

re: #73 NetworkKed

SDNY has a docket number with their name on it. ::: evil grin :::

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jaunte  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:16:48pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:18:02pm

Stock up on survival supplies! (And you thought Spam was bad).

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:20:00pm

re: #78 jaunte

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Whatever happened to Lev Parnas btw?

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Charles Johnson  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:20:10pm
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Teddy's Person  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:21:05pm

re: #81 Charles Johnson

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To infinity and beyond.

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jaunte  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:22:16pm

re: #80 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Seems like a name from prehistory.

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b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:22:23pm

re: #80 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Whatever happened to Lev Parnas btw?

Think he’s going to hang out at 6ix9ine ‘s place.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:22:44pm

re: #75 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

We could buy Devil’s Island from the French. They could keep the tourist revenue by charging people to come and gawk at the caged Trumpites.

Alcatraz. The Dry Tortugas.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:23:16pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:24:26pm

re: #81 Charles Johnson

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Jared talked. Jared!

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jaunte  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:24:34pm

re: #85 The Pie Overlord!

Attu & Kiska.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:24:41pm

hi.

Power has been on and off here. As you can see, it’s on now. It probably won’t stay that way you lucky devils.

nebraska.maps.arcgis.com

Nebraska stats:

Positive Covid-19 tests: 455 (0 new since yesterday)
Total tests: 4,560
Deaths: 5 (+1 from yesterday, a Madison County woman in her seventies. Madison County is in the northeast part of the state, near South Sioux City.)

Fifteen more counties have been put under Directed Health Measures. At this point, I’m not sure why Governor Ricketts just doesn’t close it all up.

Who does the Directed Health Measure apply to?

It applies to places such as theaters, churches, houses of worship, gyms, social clubs, salons, and social gatherings, including weddings, funerals, concerts, and athletic events. This is not an exhaustive list, but illustrates the types of locations the DHM applies to.

About two-thirds of the counties in Nebraska are under DHMs, including all the largest cities.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:24:58pm

re: #9 Shropshire Slasher

Has everyone put up plastic and duct taped everything shut yet?!

Why no. As a matter of fact, once it warms up we plan on opening up the house and giving a good airing out.

//After all, YOUR president said the warm weather is going to make COVID-19 miraculously disappear now didn’t he? //

The first sentence is true. Once it warms up enough we do plan on opening up the house and getting rid of the winter tang.

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jaunte  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:25:47pm

Rob Hyde will take your order.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:25:51pm

re: #85 The Pie Overlord!

Alcatraz. The Dry Tortugas.

Alcatraz , remember when I visited that the prisoners could hear people in the city having a good time on certain nights. And of course the famous currents of the bay not to mention the cold water. I’ve been to Dry Tortugas too. I snorkeled there as well as learned the history.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:27:10pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:27:53pm

re: #88 jaunte

Attu & Kiska.

I’ve actually been to Attu or, as it’s known locally, “the Hell that froze over.”

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:28:44pm
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cat-tikvah  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:29:37pm

re: #72 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

That island better not have WiFi or a hot spot.

Unless the “hot spot” is an active volcano.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:30:07pm

re: #85 The Pie Overlord!

Alcatraz. The Dry Tortugas.

Was thinking of St. Helena, the Napoleon Suite.

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teleskiguy  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:31:31pm

re: #71 goddamnedfrank

Everybody laughed at me and my dream of owning a prison on the Moon.

“You’re an insane maniac for wanting to imprison motherfuckers on the Moon,” they said.

Well, who’s laughing now?

Way back in those halcyon days of 2016.

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Teddy's Person  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:32:08pm

re: #91 jaunte

Rob Hyde will take your order.

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I saw this earlier today. Out of morbid curiosity, I google the website associated with the email in the tweet. I got a warning page that the site was not secure and back off pretty quickly.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:32:56pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:47:23pm

re: #60 makeitstop

Do any of these sons of bitches expect to be able to go out in public once they’re no longer in power?

There will still be millions of Xtians who will still slobber over the ground Trump and his henchmen walk on.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:48:28pm

re: #72 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

That island better not have WiFi or a hot spot.

a hotspot is ok, as long as it’s a volcano

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plansbandc  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:57:36pm

re: #57 PhillyPretzel

Me too. <3

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gocart mozart  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:06:45pm

re: #91 jaunte

Rob Hyde blocked me because I called him a mook.

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sagehen  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:15:04pm

re: #60 makeitstop

Do any of these sons of bitches expect to be able to go out in public once they’re no longer in power?

No, but they’ve probably stolen enough money to buy Epstein’s island.

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Belafon  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:27:35pm

One of the people I went to high school with was one of the first female Nukes in the Navy. She’s a winger, but she’s pissed about the firing, but her response is just shit:

So the 2700 people disembarking is the air wing. That’s not a surprise; it’s the squadrons finding a way to get their planes and people home.

But he’s being relieved of command? Because he asked for help???? When the &$?@ did Killary start working in the Pentagon?!?!?

THE MAN ASKED FOR HELP BECAUSE HE KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE BAD.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:30:25pm

re: #85 The Pie Overlord!

Alcatraz. The Dry Tortugas.

You keep your hands off of Alcatraz, we’re using it.

And Native Americans have at least second dibs.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:33:53pm

re: #97 Decatur Deb

Was thinking of St. Helena, the Napoleon Suite.

Surely there’s a coral atoll somewhere. I find the idea of living on one very oppressive (stony ground and palm trees) and they can test the idea that global warming is a hoax. If the waters don’t rise, they live.

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:42:14pm

re: #79 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Stock up on survival supplies! (And you thought Spam was bad).

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Ironically, chicken tastes like squirrel.


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