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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:36:31pm

re: #9 Shropshire Slasher

Has everyone put up plastic and duct taped everything shut yet?!

Not sure what you mean here. Is it snark or are you concerned that conservatives are in fact trying to kill us for profit?

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b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:37:49pm

re: #1 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Not sure what you mean here. Is it snark or are you concerned that conservatives are in fact trying to kill us for profit?

Duct Tape?!?!? I knew I was forgetting something, I only have 72 rolls!

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Omar Comin’ Yo  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:39:58pm

At this rate Diamond and Silk will be on stage tomorrow talking about Space Force and the glorious future Trump is bringing us all.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:40:27pm
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Shropshire Slasher  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:43:35pm

re: #1 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Not sure what you mean here. Is it snark or are you concerned that conservatives are in fact trying to kill us for profit?

From 2003:

As the Homeland Security Department called on Americans to buy duct tape and plastic sheeting to seal windows and doors in the event of a terrorist attack, critics on Wednesday said such precautions would have limited value and likened them to ineffective civil defense measures of the Cold War era.

They also chided the Bush administration for not yet taking more significant actions that, they said, could potentially save many lives if terrorists strike. Those moves would include sending more money to state and local governments for equipment and training needed by fire and police departments that would be the first to respond to a terrorist incident.

chicagotribune.com

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:46:40pm

re: #1 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Not sure what you mean here. Is it snark or are you concerned that conservatives are in fact trying to kill us for profit?

It’s just trolling.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:46:54pm
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stpaulbear  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:50:20pm

re: #7 Charles Johnson

it was a bad episode of ‘The Apprentice’.

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jaunte  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:51:17pm
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b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:52:33pm

It’s gonna be 47 in Chicago on Saturday but I implore all of Bill’s fans to bask all day…

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:54:51pm

re: #10 b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)

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It’s gonna be 47 in Chicago on Saturday but I implore all of Bill’s fans to bask all day…

Grifter says what

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Charles Johnson  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:55:32pm
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Mike Lamb  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:59:19pm

Trump Presidency, December 8, 1941:

Hawaii: President Trump, we need ships and arms! We were attacked!

Trump: Hawaii should have been sticking up when times were good. We aren’t a supply clerk.

Kushner: it is a federal stockpile of arms—not the States’.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 2, 2020 • 5:59:34pm

ICMI earlier,

accusing Crozier of leaking his letter to his local newspaper was bullshit

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:00:47pm

re: #10 b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)

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It’s gonna be 47 in Chicago on Saturday but I implore all of Bill’s fans to bask all day…

It’s strange how hard Trump grifters are working to kill off Trump’s elderly base.

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plansbandc  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:01:28pm

re: #4 Charles Johnson

I want to be Jerry Douglas.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:01:33pm

Another military officer who Trump’s guys have scapegoated. We’re going to need a Secretary of Defense that will restore morale. Not sure who would be a good fit there.

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makeitstop  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:02:48pm

re: #17 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Another military officer who Trump’s guys have scapegoated. We’re going to need a Secretary of Defense that will restore morale. Not sure who would be a good fit there.

John Kerry.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:03:06pm

re: #17 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Another military officer who Trump’s guys have scapegoated. We’re going to need a Secretary of Defense that will restore morale. Not sure who would be a good fit there.

Mayor Pete?

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b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:03:53pm

Again and always disappointed in the White House Press Corp. This was their time to at least stand up for themselves and boycott the briefing based upon the White House violating social distancing protocols enacted to ensure the safety of the press.

They blew it. They blew an easy one that was designed to save their own lives.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:04:20pm

ooooh…look out…we got ourselves a tough guy here…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:05:24pm

re: #21 Backwoods_Sleuth

*snerk*

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:05:29pm

re: #19 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Mayor Pete?

It’s quite a promotion for a small town mayor but I think he could do that job honorably.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:05:48pm

re: #67 Decatur Deb

I despised the notion of locking up a political rival—that’s pure banana republic shit. Then came “Lock her up”, then came the depth and effrontery of these thieves. So I’m not so prejudiced about putting them on an island far in the South Atlantic.

Put them close enough to disturb the endless slumber of Cthulu and the Old Ones?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:05:59pm

re: #21 Backwoods_Sleuth

ooooh…look out…we got ourselves a tough guy here…

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You are the government, jackass.

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:06:17pm

re: #21 Backwoods_Sleuth

ooooh…look out…we got ourselves a tough guy here…

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But see again its all about the punishment and retribution

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Charles Johnson  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:06:18pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:06:31pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:08:48pm
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jamesfirecat  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:09:53pm

re: #13 Mike Lamb

Trump Presidency, December 8, 1941:

Hawaii: President Trump, we need ships and arms! We were attacked!

Trump: Hawaii should have been sticking up when times were good. We aren’t a supply clerk.

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Kushner: it is a federal stockpile of arms—not the States’.

Hawaii isn’t/wasn’t even a state, and there is big water between us and them…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:10:09pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:11:20pm

re: #30 jamesfirecat

Hawaii isn’t/wasn’t even a state, and there is big water between us and them…

Hawaii didn’t vote for me okay. They were very rude and unappreciative.//

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:11:38pm
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Charles Johnson  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:12:12pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:13:50pm
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Charles Johnson  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:14:45pm

Pretty sure I’ve met that girl.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:15:22pm

Long, long ago, in another lifetime.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:17:08pm
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gocart mozart  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:19:30pm

Man of Steel Bacon Fat

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:24:06pm
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stpaulbear  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:26:07pm

re: #21 Backwoods_Sleuth

ooooh…look out…we got ourselves a tough guy here…

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I wonder if he decided to attack them because they’re based in a blue state (not that I expect him to know that one of the ‘M’s is for Minnesota).

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plansbandc  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:26:23pm

re: #39 gocart mozart

That is a revolting pic.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:26:43pm

re: #40 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Back off the Bernie kid a little. I think his goldfish just died,

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plansbandc  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:27:10pm

So, my head is pretty good tonight. Unfortunately, the nervous breakdowns are coming closer together.

But tonight, pretty good.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:31:17pm

re: #39 gocart mozart

Man of Steel Bacon Fat

He didn’t even spell “libtard” correctly.

As for the gun, some wag commented “I could draw a picture faster than he could draw that gun.”

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Belafon  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:31:55pm

One of the people I went to high school with was one of the first female Nukes in the Navy. She’s a winger, but she’s pissed about the firing, but her response is just shit:

So the 2700 people disembarking is the air wing. That’s not a surprise; it’s the squadrons finding a way to get their planes and people home.

But he’s being relieved of command? Because he asked for help???? When the &$?@ did Killary start working in the Pentagon?!?!?

THE MAN ASKED FOR HELP BECAUSE HE KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE BAD.

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b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:33:59pm

An unsolicited text from the Bernie 2020 campaign to sign some well intentioned but meaningless petition.

Unlike every other of their previous unsolicited texts, I responded to this one.

I was kind.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:34:28pm

re: #41 stpaulbear

I wonder if he decided to attack them because they’re based in a blue state (not that I expect him to know that one of the ‘M’s is for Minnesota).

Nah. They were supposedly sell DIRECTLY to foreign governments without going through a tRump controlled entity. By doing so, they weren’t paying the required bribe. Or something like that.

Please consider the source.

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teleskiguy  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:35:22pm

Fellas.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:36:18pm

On the Worldometer, the striking statistic is that deaths now make up 20% of closed cases.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:38:21pm

re: #50 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

On the Worldometer, the striking statistic is that deaths now make up 20% of closed cases.

Still in the realm of garbage data collection. The dead are harder to overlook.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:41:48pm

Just gonna drop this here, and go

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:42:39pm

Kimball County residents advised to stay at home or monitor for COVID-19 symptoms (Goes to the Scottsbluff, Nebr. Star-Herald)

This afternoon three more people were identified with the virus, bringing the total in Kimball County to six; two men in their sixties and a woman in her forties.

Contact tracing of the three people’s movements is underway.

When the state epidemiologists saw the list of locations in the community from the latest investigation, Engel said they advised: “If you live in Kimball County, you should consider that you are at high risk for exposure already,” she said. “Anyone in Kimball County should be monitoring themselves for symptoms twice a day.”

The recommendation is that residents of Kimball County should check their temperature twice a day and monitor for symptoms such as shortness of breath, cough and sore throat.

If possible, Kimball County residents should stay home.

“Staying at home is the best way to protect yourself,” [Kim] Engel [Panhandle Public Health Director] said.

Kimball County is the southwesternmost county in the Panhandle, bordering on Laramie County in Wyoming, Weld and Logan Counties in Colorado, Banner County to the north (largely empty), and Cheyenne County (includes Sidney).

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NetworkKed  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:44:15pm

Other than China, where I strongly suspect a large number of cases were administratively declared closed after some duration, not a lot of places are burning tests on retesting people who have appeared to be recovered. So the closed case reporting is even more fluky and arbitrary than everything else.

There’s some worthwhile science to be done in this space, but I wouldn’t have a problem calling a case closed a month after a positive test if the person is not in the hospital or the ground.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:46:25pm
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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:46:44pm

re: #52 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Just gonna drop this here, and go

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Who the eff are you and why are you in government?
Oh yeah. Banging the daughter

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:47:53pm

re: #56 I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)

Who the eff are you and why are you in government?
Oh yeah. Banging the daughter

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He really is one of the most detestable people in the administration and that’s saying something.

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sagehen  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:48:54pm

re: #17 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Another military officer who Trump’s guys have scapegoated. We’re going to need a Secretary of Defense that will restore morale. Not sure who would be a good fit there.

Russell Honore.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:52:59pm

re: #58 sagehen

Russell Honore.

Not a bad choice

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Belafon  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:54:52pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:55:06pm

Another Time, Another Virus (Goes to the Western Nebraska Observer, Kimball, Nebr.)

I’m Not Quitting,’ Polio Survivor Shirley Tank Combs Vowed

The front page of the February 20, 1953 issue of the Sidney Telegraph read: “Potter Child Polio Victim”. The article began: “Cheyenne county’s first polio fatality of 1953 was a 14-year-old boy from Potter who, during the first few days of his illness, gave every indication of having the flu which has been so prevalent in this area.”

The disease, which took the life of the 14-year old youth and afflicted many other area residents in a variety of ways, was poliomyelitis. Poliomyelitis, more commonly known as infantile polio was named because it generally attacked young children and youth in their prime. The effects of the disease had a broad range, many people were not even aware that they were infected. They had few if any symptoms, meanwhile they spread the disease. Others suffered paralysis or even death. Individuals, families, and communities across the country had to face and learn to deal with the devastating emotional, physical, social and financial effects of polio.

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Belafon  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:55:29pm

Someone to follow:

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Belafon  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:56:28pm
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sagehen  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:57:38pm

re: #31 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Because the “Comfort” is for all the OTHER kinds of things people need hospitals for. Because all the regular hospitals are Covid top to bottom.

“Comfort” is for appendectomies, broken bones, heart attacks, c-sections, etc.

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gocart mozart  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:58:03pm
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Belafon  Apr 2, 2020 • 6:58:56pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:01:12pm
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calochortus  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:02:23pm

re: #63 Belafon

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At least Jared appears to recognize that he doesn’t know anything about what he’s supposed to be fixing. He looks very uncertain to me. Of course, he needs to ‘fess up and let a grown-up handle it, but we can all enjoy the fact that he seems stressed.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:02:48pm
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Teddy's Person  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:05:32pm

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

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“What a lot of the voters are seeing now is that when you elect somebody…think about who will be a competent manager during the time of crisis.”

Someone tell Jared that more voters did not think his FIL was a competent manager.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:07:39pm

Random thoughts as I recover.

The Kentucky Derby is going to be cancelled. I had a dream that it would be replaced with a Ben Hur type event. Much more exciting.

I hope and pray that during the presidential debates Biden makes the case for a federal govt. (CDC, FEMA, etc). Let trump try and blame it on the states. I’m sick of these people who don’t get it.

I really hate Jarad. Fucking Ivanka should not be a requirement for deciding what medical equipment states need.

If someone offered me a million dollars to set in the same room as trump and not call him an idiot I would fail.

Gun Violence is coming. As soon as it happens it will be too soon to talk about.

I did say random.

I am getting better, but am not sure about my mental health. It’s a long road, and we are never going back to the ways things were.

Peace

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Jay C  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:09:27pm

Jared Kushner:

“”What a lot of the voters are seeing now is that when you elect somebody…think about who will be a competent manager during the time of crisis.”

So he’s really cutting another ad for Joe Biden to use in his campaign this fall??

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:10:18pm
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Teddy's Person  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:10:25pm

re: #57 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

He really is one of the most detestable people in the administration and that’s saying something.

I’ve given up trying to rank order the bastards. They’re all equally deplorable.

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gocart mozart  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:12:15pm

I have two entries

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Amory Blaine  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:13:58pm

Millions losing jobs along with health insurance during a pandemic is going to be so bad.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:17:53pm

re: #72 Jay C

Jared Kushner:

“”What a lot of the voters are seeing now is that when you elect somebody…think about who will be a competent manager during the time of crisis.

So he’s really cutting another ad for Joe Biden to use in his campaign this fall??

Jared is now going to called away to a very important, must go to meeting with tRumps very good friend MBS to negotiate a cut in Saudi oil production. We wish him well in this endeavor.

///

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Belafon  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:23:32pm
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:29:28pm

Lizards, calling it a day. See you in the morning. As usual, may the Goddess (or your Dirty of choice) smile down upon you and yours.

Cue The Rise of Skywalker and let the credits roll.

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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:31:35pm

re: #79 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Lizards, calling it a day. See you in the morning. As usual, may the Goddess (or your Dirty of choice) smile down upon you and yours.

Cue The Rise of Skywalker and let the credits roll.

Dirty of choice? LOL autocorrect

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dnlS  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:32:06pm

Newest link to all the data:
drive.google.com

US is going to hit 3% fatal of confirmed cases soon. Upward trend. No graphs tonight - download the excel.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:33:42pm

Contributor to USA Today:

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Ace Rothstein  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:33:56pm

Jared has a more punchable face than Stephen Miller. I never thought that was possible.

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wrenchwench  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:36:48pm
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retired cynic  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:38:48pm

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:42:02pm

We’re up to two 9-11s or 1500 Benghazis now on the US death count, closing in on the Iraq War. We left D-Day and Afghanistan in the dust much earlier.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:43:38pm

re: #83 Ace Rothstein

Jared has a more punchable face than Stephen Miller. I never thought that was possible.

Serious uncanny valley vibe on Jared, while Miller looks like a living creature, of some sort.

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gocart mozart  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:45:42pm

World (total cases) 1,015,531 Dead 53,198

U.S. (total cases) 245,066 Dead 6,075

Informative chart/website that is updated regularly
worldometers.info

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teleskiguy  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:46:09pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:47:11pm

re: #75 gocart mozart

I have two entries

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:53:45pm

Update to the Kimball County coronavirus cases:

Kimball Health Services notes one of the people is a KHS healthcare administrator, not directly involved in patient care.

As such, KHS is altering their service.

Only one entrance may be used to enter the Kimball Clinic, and all specialty clinic appointments are cancelled.

KHS has also released a list of places their employee visited in the last two weeks as part of their own contact tracing (all places in Kimball, but I was not aware there is a business in Kimball named “Beer and Loathing”).

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jaunte  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:54:51pm

re: #90 The Pie Overlord!

“It was a dark and foolish presidency; the corruption fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was swelled by a violent gust of prevarication which swept into the Congress (for it is in Washington that our scene lies), rattling into the offshore accounts, and fiercely agitating the scanty hopes of the citizenry that struggled against the darkness.”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 7:58:36pm

re: #90 The Pie Overlord!

“In my older and more vulnerable years my son gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since: Stay home.”

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jaunte  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:06:00pm

Roy Batty Says Stay Home

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:15:58pm

We’re already seeing syrupy inspiration porn about the latest coronavirus.

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Ace Rothstein  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:19:23pm

re: #89 teleskiguy

I like this one! One dog looks one way, the other dog looks the other way. And the guy is looking at ya like “What do you want from me??!!”

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calochortus  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:19:31pm

re: #95 Sherlock Hound

We’re already seeing syrupy inspiration porn about the latest coronavirus.

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Brace yourself, because we know there will be articles and think pieces.

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Ace Rothstein  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:27:33pm
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teleskiguy  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:32:57pm

re: #98 Ace Rothstein

That’s a deep cut. *cue the piano solo on “Layla”*

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jaunte  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:33:22pm
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jaunte  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:35:43pm

Co-sign.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:38:49pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:40:16pm

Trump Administration to Couple: Ditch Adopted Daughter or Risk Exile (Daily Beast)

The cruelty and bigotry of conservatism continues unabated.

Last month when the World Health Organization dubbed the coronavirus outbreak a pandemic, State Department officials gave Robin Gallite and her husband Alli, both 41, a choice: Return to the U.S. from Lagos, Nigeria, quickly before the country’s airports closed and the health-care system deteriorated, or stay with their 16-month-old daughter, Nike, and risk getting stuck in the country.

After applying for her adoption in 2018, Robin and Alli took home Adenike-Rae—“Nike” for short—in August from Cross River, a Nigerian state bordering Cameroon. The couple planned to stay with Alli’s family in Lagos for several months while they waited for Nike’s adoption to be finalized by local officials and until they received a U.S. visa for their daughter. They had wanted to spend time with Alli’s family before returning home to the U.S. so Robin could introduce Nike to her own mother. The couple had heard from other parents that obtaining a visa for adopted Nigerian children took months, but they were optimistic about being able to fly back to the U.S. with their daughter in the spring of 2020.

That confidence quickly faded. In February, President Donald Trump placed Nigeria on his travel ban list along with other countries with predominantly large Muslim populations. Weeks later, the coronavirus epidemic ballooned, causing the closure of borders around the world and forcing Americans like Alli and Robin to scramble to find a way out on evacuation flights. The dual events left the couple with a harrowing choice: Even if they were to get on one of the few flights out of Lagos, officials told them that they would not be able to bring their daughter with them.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:42:29pm

A book title I seriously want to see when this is over:

Trial of the Century: White House to Super-Max

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:42:37pm

re: #103 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Trump Administration to Couple: Ditch Adopted Daughter or Risk Exile (Daily Beast)

The cruelty and bigotry of conservatism continues unabated.

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May Steven Miller burn in hell for all eternity.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:45:47pm

re: #105 Joe Bacon 🌹

May Steven Miller burn in hell for all eternity.

If not Steven Miller, I’m sure the GOP has a pool of thousands of other racists and bigots they could employ in his stead.

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:47:17pm

re: #105 Joe Bacon 🌹

May Steven Miller burn in hell for all eternity.

Amen. And the same is true to the President, his wife, his VP, Ivana’s children, and every member of his cabinet, acting or otherwise.

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teleskiguy  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:48:45pm

re: #104 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

A book title I seriously want to see when this is over:

Trial of the Century: White House to Super-Max Moon Prison

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calochortus  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:50:08pm

I’m out for the night.

Hasta mañana, all.

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Targetpractice  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:52:01pm

First book after COVID-19?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 8:53:35pm

More Daily Beast: The documents they knew what was going on are starting to come out. Conservatives lie and people die.

Army Warned in Early February That Coronavirus Could Kill 150,000 Americans

An unclassified briefing document on the novel coronavirus prepared on Feb. 3 by U.S. Army-North projected that “between 80,000 and 150,000 could die.” It framed the projection as a “Black Swan” analysis, meaning an outlier event of extreme consequence but often understood as an unlikely one.

In other words, the Army’s projections on Feb. 3 for the worst-case scenario in the coronavirus outbreak are, as of this week, the absolute best-case scenario—if not a miraculous one.

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Belafon  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:01:04pm
“Everyone wants a hero in a time of crisis. But while Cuomo has certainly been willing to play the part (convincingly enough that a few folks even want him to run for president), what he’s done away from the cameras is telling: using $2/hour prison labor to rebottle hand sanitizer, refusing to release elderly and sick incarcerated persons from Riker’s Island, and slashing Medicaid rather than raising taxes on the 0.01 wealthiest New Yorkers. These aren’t the sorts of measures that would save lives in this crucial moment, and they certainly won’t prevent future crises from happening.”

theroot.com

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Dread Pirate  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:01:50pm
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gocart mozart  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:02:55pm
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gocart mozart  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:05:23pm

This is concerning

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:07:49pm

re: #113 Dread Pirate

A whole lot of people attacking that as Reuters or Western propaganda.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:14:32pm
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goddamnedfrank  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:17:01pm
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retired cynic  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:19:54pm

re: #118 goddamnedfrank

Back during the IS scare, a man I know swore to me that his friend who lived in TX had SEEN with his OWN EYES that Obama had a huge IS recruiting and training facility. I am sure the Republican Governor of TX was just too blind to see that all going on under his nose.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:20:59pm
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Belafon  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:22:15pm

Here’s an interesting thread about an actor that doesn’t qualify for medical insurance because the requirements for qualification are convoluted:

We could see actors dying from not having health care.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:30:31pm

re: #118 goddamnedfrank

They’re real, all right: The same sort who told my wife and me that they could never have travelled to Poland as we did, because ISIS was about to overrun the country.

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gocart mozart  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:30:35pm

As foretold in prophecy

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:30:39pm

re: #119 retired cynic

Back during the IS scare, a man I know swore to me that his friend who lived in TX had SEEN with his OWN EYES that Obama had a huge IS recruiting and training facility. I am sure the Republican Governor of TX was just too blind to see that all going on under his nose.

My nephew swore he saw orders signed by Obama that not only authorized detention camps but they were built while he was President and only The Republicans getting the Senate stopped him from imprisoning Xtians…

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:32:20pm

re: #119 retired cynic

Back during the IS scare, a man I know swore to me that his friend who lived in TX had SEEN with his OWN EYES that Obama had a huge IS recruiting and training facility. I am sure the Republican Governor of TX was just too blind to see that all going on under his nose.

Well, that was Rick Perry.

He was too busy weighing in on Jade Helm.
washingtonpost.com

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retired cynic  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:34:16pm

re: #125 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Well, that was Rick Perry.

He was too busy weighing in on Jade Helm.
washingtonpost.com

I pointed that out to him, of course. Told him I didn’t believe that for a minute, and that I thought he was a fool to believe that Texas, in west Texas at that, would just let that go on and not say anything. It did slow him down. At least he stopped trying to sell me that particular story.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:36:33pm

Remember Robert Hyde? He was the Connecticut contractor, congressional candidate and Trump mega-fan who somehow found his way into the Trump/Ukraine scandal. He was the guy updating Lev Parnas on the team he purportedly had surveilling US Ambassador Maria Yovanovich in Kyiv, Ukraine. Seems like a lifetime ago, right?

Well, he’s back. And he’s sitting on a stockpile of n95 masks. Or so he claims. This morning we saw this tweet in which Hyde announced he has ten million N95 and KN95 masks available for delivery, apparently through Finley Hyde & Associates, LLC the lobbying firm he established to provide access to Trump world power-brokers.

When Josh Kovensky contacted Hyde to ask how he got the masks and how much he was selling them for the story changed. Hyde said he doesn’t actually have any masks but seems to be trying to set up as a middleman. “We don’t have them. Sourcing agents contacted us and we’ve been paying them up with hospitals etc” and then “I help locate to get into our country to help save lives of our loved ones on the front lines.”

When Kovensky pointed out that this seemed to contradict his public claims, Hyde responded negatively: “What’s it contradict? That we sourced them to America and frontline loved ones. Are you on crack? Go help people. They are dying.”

talkingpointsmemo.com

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gocart mozart  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:37:13pm
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gocart mozart  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:38:46pm
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Belafon  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:40:24pm

re: #129 gocart mozart

Audio enhanced

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Imagine being told to save the world and then actually believing you can do it because your father-in-law told you.

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jaunte  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:41:10pm

re: #129 gocart mozart

Notice that the primary goal is to “get things done at the speed that the president demands,” not to save the most people.

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retired cynic  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:42:03pm

re: #131 jaunte

Notice that the primary goal is to “get things done at the speed that the president demands,” not to save the most people.

That’s because he is performing for one man, and it has nothing to do with the country at large.

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electrotek  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:43:14pm

That didn’t take long before an old angry white guy start spewing hatred about Muslims again

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teleskiguy  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:43:20pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:43:29pm

re: #129 gocart mozart

Audio enhanced

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Puberty Love

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Targetpractice  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:46:28pm

re: #134 teleskiguy

[Embedded content]

Does anyone wanna point Eric to the nine investigations including a select committee that were launched to look into the deaths of 4 Americans in a town few people had heard of prior to the 2012 elections?

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gocart mozart  Apr 2, 2020 • 9:49:57pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 2, 2020 • 10:02:41pm

It’s worse than we thought! I guess their mousetraps stopped working, or maybe they have already devoured all the little varmints in their neck of the woods.

Now, just work in some mushroom soup and you will have a near-perfect 50s magazine recipe.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 2, 2020 • 10:04:29pm
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jaunte  Apr 2, 2020 • 10:04:38pm

re: #137 gocart mozart

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Dread Pirate  Apr 2, 2020 • 10:24:23pm

Turrdles, all the way down.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 2, 2020 • 10:43:25pm

re: #141 Dread Pirate

Not a lot of faith in Esper. Well, you hire a Raytheon lobbyist to be Defense Secretary, combined with “the buck stops somewhere over there” when any conservative anywhere is in charge, and that’s what you get.

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John Hughes  Apr 3, 2020 • 12:14:00am

re: #29 Backwoods_Sleuth

An airbridge, that’s one way to describe it. In France the word most often used is detournement (hijacking).

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Decatur Deb  Apr 3, 2020 • 2:35:53am

re: #139 Dread Pirate

Carrie A. Goldberg
@cagoldberglaw
IF SOME HOT CHICK APPROACHES YOU ON A DATING APP OR SOCIAL MEDIA AND WANTS TO MOVE TO KIK TO GIVE YOU A SHOW AND MAKE YOU CUM, DO NOT WHIP YOUR DICK OUT.

THEY ARE NOT HORNY FOR YOU.
THEY ARE HORNY FOR YOUR GULLIBILITY AND WILL BLACKMAIL YOU WITH THE THREAT OF SHARING THE VIDEO.]

That’s exactly what Sister Mary Angela told us back in the day, but I think it was about the new Polaroid cameras.

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John Hughes  Apr 3, 2020 • 6:20:09am

re: #140 jaunte

451 Unavailable For Legal Reasons
Sorry, this content is not available in your region.

So, are they afraid of the big bad RGPD or are they just hiding their shame?

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John Hughes  Apr 3, 2020 • 6:26:47am

re: #141 Dread Pirate

They’re going to withdraw his security detail soon.


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