The Bob Cesca Podcast: Putin, Pandemic, Porn and Pee

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Putin, Pandemic, Porn and Pee — [Explicit content] Buzz Burbank from Buzz Burbank News and Comment is here; Republican stock dumping; Trump fires more inspectors general; Jonathan Karl walks into the Trump propeller; Trump loves helicopters; Trump launches his attack on the veracity of the WHO; The Brain Worms Update; The Trumps have a financial stake in hydroxychloroquine; Dr. Oz is advising Trump; Peter Navarro warned Trump in January; With music by State To State and Marina Rocks; and more!

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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 7, 2020 • 3:52:56pm

But not necessarily in that order.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 3:55:55pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 3:56:32pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 3:57:10pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 7, 2020 • 3:57:16pm

Capt. Crozier has more courage in his right pinky than Trump will ever have.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 7, 2020 • 3:57:51pm

re: #2 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’m reminded that we used to get pictures of the Obama family volunteering at soup kitchens on Thanksgiving.

…yeah.

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Ace Rothstein  Apr 7, 2020 • 3:59:34pm

re: #6 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Can you even imagine Trump and his illegal alien birther wife ever doing that?

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EPR-radar  Apr 7, 2020 • 3:59:58pm

New thread. Obligatory FUCK TRUMP with rusty farm implements taken from a Soviet anthrax test site.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:00:20pm

re: #7 Ace Rothstein

Can you even imagine Trump or his illegal alien birther wife ever doing that?

Nah, it would mean they’d have to skip the Thanksgiving profits at Mar-a-lago.

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Mike Lamb  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:00:48pm

From below:

If we manage to limit the deaths to 81k by Aug. 4th, it will be fucking nauseating to see the toxic mix of a victory lap and “we told you it wasn’t that bad” from Trump and right wing mouth breathers. Particularly given that Trump has led from waaaaay from behind and we’d be wholly fucked if it weren’t for blue state governors.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:01:50pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:03:51pm

re: #8 EPR-radar

New thread. Obligatory FUCK TRUMP with rusty farm implements taken from a Soviet anthrax test site.

I’d rather he be run over with a Chernobyl bulldozer.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:04:24pm
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Targetpractice  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:04:45pm

re: #13 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Feature, not a bug.

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Mike Lamb  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:06:29pm

Also, Donald Trump, Jr. actually believes that Hunter Biden is a billionaire from whatever work he did in China?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:06:57pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:07:56pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:08:02pm

Disgraced WWE star Terry Bollea, whose image WWE has been trying to rehabilitate after the Hulk Hogan scandals, tries yet again to play to marks:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:08:53pm

*snerk*

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Ace Rothstein  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:09:06pm

re: #16 Backwoods_Sleuth

Why the fuck is that reporter smiling? These god damned fucking cowards.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:10:21pm

re: #20 Ace Rothstein

Why the fuck is that reporter smiling? These god damned fucking cowards.

my reaction as well, but I don’t know the context

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:11:49pm

re: #18 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Disgraced WWE star Terry Bollea, whose image WWE has been trying to rehabilitate after the Hulk Hogan scandals, tries yet again to play to marks:

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So predictable when a celebrity winds up on the bottom rung of the ladder they find Jay-Zuss…

As for Peter Thiel, may he contract Covid 19 and find out that those blood transfusions won’t help him…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:12:16pm

re: #20 Ace Rothstein

Why the fuck is that reporter smiling? These god damned fucking cowards.

different screenshot:

maybe the laughing reporter was overwhelmed by the absurdity of it all

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Ace Rothstein  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:13:18pm

re: #23 Backwoods_Sleuth

If he’s allowed to, shouldn’t all of us be allowed to? There’s another campaign ad for the Democrats.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:13:32pm

re: #23 Backwoods_Sleuth

different screenshot:

maybe the laughing reporter was overwhelmed by the absurdity of it all

I mean, if I’d asked that question in seriousness and gotten that answer, I probably would’ve had the same reaction. Not, “Funny ha-ha”, more, “Funny what the ACTUAL FUCK.”

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:14:05pm

As I posted yesterday—How many members of the DC Press Corpse have to die before a single “journalist” turns on Trump and calls him a liar on live TV?

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:14:06pm

CLed again.

littlegreenfootballs.com

I called this earlier this morning.

lre: #92 Targetpractice

Running theory is that Donny is gonna try to play “hero” by having Modly “resign” and then reinstating Crozier.

Not going to happen Capt. Crozier embarrassed him and will stay fired. Modly has also now embarrassed him and will also be fired (asked to resign). His non-apology was only the first step.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:14:14pm
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Ace Rothstein  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:17:39pm

Okay, my fault. In that video, that reporter I got pissed off at prematurely asked Trump a question about oil and Trump asked him if he knew the price of oil was to which the reporter smiled and laughed and said that he didn’t. I can guarantee you Trump doesn’t know the price of it either.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:18:56pm

re: #24 Ace Rothstein

If he’s allowed to, shouldn’t all of us be allowed to? There’s another campaign ad for the Democrats.

I want to vote by mail, but right now Kentucky has very narrow allowable excuses.
MrBWS has allowable excuse because he works out of state, I only got to absentee vote onetime: when the cat broke my arm and I couldn’t drive a stick shift to get to the polling place.
Maybe I can claim health issue due to my age and other risk factors.

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:19:25pm

re: #29 Ace Rothstein

The current price of crude is $24.55 a barrel as per Kitco.

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Mike Lamb  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:19:39pm

re: #28 Charles Johnson

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And considering that he only banned Chinese nationals from flying into the US versus all travel from China, it was pretty fucking xenophobic.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:20:00pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:20:28pm

CL’ed (and peace be upon her)

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Mike Lamb  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:21:01pm

By the way, I have zero trouble whatsoever believing Trump when he says that he didn’t see the Navarro memo. It wasn’t properly dumbed down, with colors and the like, and I am sure people one step closer to Trump wouldn’t have wanted to upset him with information like that.

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fern01  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:21:02pm

re: #30 Backwoods_Sleuth

I want to vote by mail, but right now Kentucky has very narrow allowable excuses.
MrBWS has allowable excuse because he works out of state, I only got to absentee vote onetime: when the cat broke my arm and I couldn’t drive a stick shift to get to the polling place.
Maybe I can claim health issue due to my age and other risk factors.

Wonder how they will respond if the reason is “I will DIE if I have to queue up to vote”

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Omar Comin’ Yo  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:21:33pm

re: #34 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

A dog whistle so loud my dog jumped out the second floor window.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:22:17pm

re: #34 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

CL’ed (and peace be upon her)

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When the belly plumps up, something else gets real small…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:27:13pm

jeebus…he thinks this word salad actually makes him look good?

MASSIVE PLANES! MASSIVE!!!

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Dave In Austin  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:28:22pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:30:14pm

RANGO!

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Ace Rothstein  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:30:56pm

re: #40 Dave In Austin

Anyone that believes his stock is only worth $99 is as big a moron as Junior is.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:31:29pm
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Omar Comin’ Yo  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:32:45pm

jfc I’d pay good money to see this motherfucker slapped with a 2X4.

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Semper Fi  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:33:48pm

re: #26 Joe Bacon 🌹

As I posted yesterday—How many members of the DC Press Corpse have to die before a single “journalist” turns on Trump and calls him a liar on live TV?

Never happen because that “journalist” would then become unemployed and find it difficult to obtain another job.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:34:11pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:35:05pm

re: #46 Backwoods_Sleuth

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also known as the Rodney Dangerfield maneuver.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:35:27pm
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Semper Fi  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:38:29pm

re: #46 Backwoods_Sleuth

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To me, Trump seems to utter his biggest lies while his hands are busy building something…like he’s forming a big turd and patting it into shape.

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Patricia Kayden  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:38:30pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:39:10pm
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Omar Comin’ Yo  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:40:22pm

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Semper Fi  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:41:04pm

re: #49 Semper Fi

To me, Trump seems to utter his biggest lies while his hands are busy building something…like he’s forming a big turd and patting it into shape.

The bigger the lie, the more creative he works his hands.

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Interesting Times  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:43:03pm

Worms, if not turning, at least wriggling a bit more than usual…?

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Kilroy was here  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:43:33pm

Looking at absentee voting rules around the country.
*Using this tool vote.org
It is very obvious which states are scared to let their people vote.

Texas as an example…

Texas absentee ballot rules
You may vote by absentee ballot in Texas if:
you are 65 years or older;
you are disabled;
you will be out of the county on Election Day and during the period for early voting by personal appearance; or
you are confined in jail, but otherwise eligible.

And the ID requirement for the absentte ballot is “only” required the first time you vote by mail.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:44:54pm

re: #52 Omar Comin’ Yo

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:46:56pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:48:26pm

re: #55 Kilroy was here

Looking at absentee voting rules around the country.
*Using this tool vote.org
It is very obvious which states are scared to let their people vote.

Texas as an example…

And the ID requirement is “only” required the first time you vote by mail.

Minnesota’s aren’t explicitly listed, but from reading the MN Secretary of State information, Minnesota has fully open absentee voting, requiring only the signature and address of a witness - who can be a notary or a registered Minnesota voter. Living in a Democratic state is so cool.

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:50:30pm

re: #57 Backwoods_Sleuth

I agree with Sen Warren. I do not know Wisconsin’s voting rules but to me they are not fair. I know in PA we have moved our Primary to June. I also know that anyone can request a mail-in ballot. I guess some states are fairer than others.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:51:26pm
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GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:53:11pm

re: #54 Interesting Times

Don’t believe it for one second.

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EPR-radar  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:53:15pm

re: #59 PhillyPretzel

I agree with Sen Warren. I do not know Wisconsin’s voting rules but to me they are not fair. I know in PA we have moved our Primary to June. I also know that anyone can request a mail-in ballot. I guess some states are fairer than others.

Wisconsin is particularly unfair because it is run by Republicans who can’t stay in power if the system is run honestly. So they gerrymander the shit out of everything, pack the courts and try to neuter the D governor as much as possible.

In ruby red states like Nebraska, Republicans are content to let the system be more fair since they will win no mater what.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:55:18pm

oh lordt…this is a fun thread!

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:56:18pm

re: #62 EPR-radar

Well I guess that is why we are not getting any supplies. Governor Wolf is a Democrat and Mayor Kenney is also a Democrat.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:58:16pm

re: #64 PhillyPretzel

Well I guess that is why we are not getting any supplies. Governor Wolf is a Democrat and Mayor Kenney is also a Democrat.

Join the club. And you already know that’s why he’s hyper-fixated on 3M.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 4:58:54pm
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Omar Comin’ Yo  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:00:42pm

re: #56 Sherlock Hound

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:01:31pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:02:13pm

re: #66 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I really despise him. The inability to accept any responsibility and refusal to ever accept responsibility is so infuriating.

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Omar Comin’ Yo  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:04:50pm

Stay safe.

Rollins Band - Liar ‌‌ - Bohemia Afterdark

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:04:56pm

re: #68 Backwoods_Sleuth

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:05:44pm

re: #71 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Leadership

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:06:58pm
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Belafon  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:07:16pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:07:37pm
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makeitstop  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:08:57pm

Yeah, fuck you, Coronavirus.

His enthusiasm and love for music in general was unsurpassed. He revived the career of Bonnie Raitt, and produced some of the coolest albums ever recorded.

Fuck.

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jaunte  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:08:58pm

Conservative pols desire to avoid upsetting their local churchgoers to make re-election easier is putting their communities in danger. Deadly chickenshits.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:09:17pm

re: #75 Backwoods_Sleuth

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That’s scary as hell.

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:10:26pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:11:26pm

re: #79 goddamnedfrank

a racist day walking chupacabra

I think I love you.

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Kilroy was here  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:12:07pm

Looking through the absentee voting rules..
Indiana is.. Well Pence must have had a say in some of these:

You may vote by absentee ballot In Indiana if:
You have a specific, reasonable expectation that you will be absent from the county on Election Day during the entire 12 hours that the polls are open (6:00 a.m. until 6:00 p.m.).
You have a disability.
You are at least 65 years of age.
You will have official election duties outside of your voting precinct.
You are scheduled to work at your regular place of employment during the entire 12 hours that the polls are open.
You are prevented from voting due to the unavailability of transportation to the polls.
You will be confined due to illness or injury or you will be caring for an individual confined due to illness or injury during the entire 12 hours that the polls are open.

You are prevented from voting because of a religious discipline or religious holiday during the entire 12 hours that the polls are open.

You are a participant in the state’s address confidentiality program.

You are a serious sex offender as defined in Indiana Code 35-42-4-14(a).

You are a member of the military or a public safety officer.

Maybe we can get the Flying Spaghetti Monster to include absentee voting as one of its tenets.

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Targetpractice  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:12:50pm

re: #74 Belafon

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He’s trying to blame the WHO for his not taking the outbreak seriously, the implication being that they weren’t ferreting out that the Chinese were being dishonest and so he didn’t have the facts he needed to do more.

Problem with this? He was tweeting congrats to Xi and taking Beijing at their word at the exact same time as he’s accusing the WHO of not catching them in a lie.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:13:55pm

re: #81 Kilroy was here

Oh yeah. I remind our gentle readership that Pence was about to lose his fucking job - DESPITE the mounting voter suppression - because his policies had made him deeply unpopular.

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:16:40pm

re: #83 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

The rules one must follow in order to use an absentee ballot certainly reflect that.

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steve_davis  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:17:48pm

re: #5 Eclectic Cyborg

Capt. Crozier has more courage in his right pinky than Trump will ever have.

hell, the man made a living for awhile sitting in a tiny little cockpit strapped to about 10,000 hp of thrust. I wouldn’t get in one of those for a ride, much less have the ability not to piss myself flying one.

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Belafon  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:18:41pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:20:48pm

re: #80 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I think I love you.

I always have.

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fern01  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:23:00pm

re: #82 Targetpractice

He’s trying to blame the WHO for his not taking the outbreak seriously, the implication being that they weren’t ferreting out that the Chinese were being dishonest and so he didn’t have the facts he needed to do more.

Problem with this? He was tweeting congrats to Xi and taking Beijing at their word at the exact same time as he’s accusing the WHO of not catching them in a lie.

He has run out of people within the US to blame & is searching further afield. If he could he would blame Mexico, he would love to blame Trudeau. The buck will never stop with trump.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:23:54pm

re: #88 fern01

He has run out of people within the US to blame & is searching further afield. If he could he would blame Mexico, he would love to blame Trudeau. The buck will never stop with trump.

It will if he’s the last person left on earth, which if he has his way, he would be.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:24:24pm

It’s almost as if the it’s-not-as-bad-as-the-flu talking points of just half a month ago never happened. Sure, Dr. Drew is pissed that he’s been called out of his irresponsibility, but most of the right wing talking heads are pretending like yesterdays don’t exist.

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jaunte  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:24:31pm
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I Would Prefer Not To  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:24:37pm

re: #41 Backwoods_Sleuth

RANGO!

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Speaking of Rango. I read somewhere (can’t remember, by brain is mush) that the dog racing in FL is over and they are looking for new homes for the puppies.

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jaunte  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:25:37pm
“Short term crisis.”

How many people did Carlson just condemn to death by credulousness.

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fern01  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:26:00pm

re: #89 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

It will if he’s the last person left on earth, which if he has his way, he would be.

He would die without the thousands to provide adulation - one day he will be gone - I wonder if I will live to see it. The dancing in the streets that followed the death of Margaret Thatcher will be nothing like the celebrations following the death of trump. The world will be a drunken orgy.

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Belafon  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:27:07pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:27:36pm

re: #94 fern01

He would die without the thousands to provide adulation - one day he will be gone - I wonder if I will live to see it. The dancing in the streets that followed the death of Margaret Thatcher will be nothing like the celebrations following the death of trump. The world will be a drunken orgy.

The country will declare a National Day of Mourning*.

There will be cake.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:28:13pm

re: #95 Belafon

People in Minnesota: “You’re buying from us, not the other way around.”

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:28:14pm

zefrank made a short:

Backward Hippo

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Charles Johnson  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:28:15pm
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Targetpractice  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:32:22pm

re: #91 jaunte

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Anybody else remember that one-day phenomenon where Carlson was getting “attaboys” for having “talked sense into Trump”?

What did we learn, Palmer?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:32:50pm

re: #100 Targetpractice

Anybody else remember that one-day phenomenon where Carlson was getting “attaboys” for having “talked sense into Trump”?

What did we learn, Palmer?

Trump has no ability to retain sense.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:33:56pm
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Targetpractice  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:35:30pm

re: #102 Dread Pirate

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Wait, isn’t this supposed to be the divulging of vital national security information? We can’t have our enemies knowing that people are getting sick aboard our carriers! Fire that captain immediately!!!

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:38:14pm
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lawhawk  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:39:04pm

re: #102 Dread Pirate

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4 carriers either diverted or at port with covid19 cases requiring intervention.

How do you get to that point?

It starts from the top. It starts with a dereliction of duty from the president on down to take the necessary steps to protect the fleet from this disease. It would have meant cancelling all shore leaves. It would have meant quarantining all crew prior to boarding and additional cleaning/sanitizing of spaces.

None of that appears to have been done, even after the first cases appeared.

That’s a gross failure up and down the chain of command.

It’s the kind of failure that incapacitates the nation’s primary conventional force projection.

It’s the kind of failure that renders a $10 billion investment a hunk of junk because the crew is hobbled by a disease that can kill and incapacitate.

Fuck Trump and the enabling GOP.

And where are Democratic leaders demanding answers for why the fleet’s being laid up at port now over cases across the world?

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Belafon  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:39:39pm
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Targetpractice  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:40:39pm

re: #106 Belafon

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Most of the Berners are just side-stepping Lewis to bash Biden directly, though some are muttering “establishment” under their breaths.

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:41:20pm

My state has so many negative tests that it makes me think New Hampshire people are mistaking their normal hangovers for covid symptoms.

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Disloyal Archangel  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:41:22pm

President Newsom. It might take 4 or 8 years, but I very much like the sound of that…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:41:34pm

re: #107 Targetpractice

Most of the Berners are just side-stepping Lewis to bash Biden directly, though some are muttering “establishment” under their breaths.

but more than a few are yelling it out loud

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:42:36pm
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Targetpractice  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:43:23pm

re: #110 Backwoods_Sleuth

but more than a few are yelling it out loud

Yep. Much like with Hillary in ‘16, they can’t make sense of why black folks are not rushing to embrace Bernie.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:43:25pm

Roberts’ legacy needs to be his contempt for protecting voting rights.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:43:43pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:43:54pm

re: #112 Targetpractice

Yep. Much like with Hillary in ‘16, they can’t make sense of why black folks are not rushing to embrace Bernie.

They are a terribly run campaign.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:44:47pm
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Targetpractice  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:45:34pm

re: #115 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

They are a terribly run campaign.

Well yeah, but hey, they got Talcum X and BrieBrie, so that’s all the black outreach they need!

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fern01  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:45:38pm

re: #111 Backwoods_Sleuth

a shameful outcome that disproportionately undermined the rights of African American voters.

The plan was obviously successful.

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Targetpractice  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:46:34pm

re: #116 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Cue another round of “These doctors don’t know what they’re doing! Put your trust in Trump!” from the MAGAts.

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fern01  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:48:43pm

re: #116 Backwoods_Sleuth

So trump really is trying to kill off his supporters.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:49:49pm
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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:49:59pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:51:18pm

re: #122 I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)

I wonder if this is Governor Walz’s plan. 3M did just negotiate an end-run around Donald Trump’s asinine attempt to invoke the DPA.

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:51:25pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:52:12pm

re: #124 I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)

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Can’t be.//

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:52:36pm
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stpaulbear  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:53:32pm

re: #58 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Minnesota’s aren’t explicitly listed, but from reading the MN Secretary of State information, Minnesota has fully open absentee voting, requiring only the signature and address of a witness - who can be a notary or a registered Minnesota voter. Living in a Democratic state is so cool.

What I like best is early voting. I still enjoy voting in person, but for the last couple elections I’ve been going in early to cast my ballot. You can choose from multiple locations, and the hours are convenient for voting on the way home from work. MN really does work hard to make it easy to vote. It helps that we’ve only elected one (one term) Republican Attorney General since the year I was born.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:53:44pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:55:10pm

re: #127 stpaulbear

What I like best is early voting. I still enjoy voting in person, but for the last couple elections I’ve been going in early to cast my ballot. You can choose from multiple locations, and the hours are convenient for voting on the way home from work. MN really does work hard to make it easy to vote. It helps that we’ve only elected one (one term) Republican Attorney General since the year I was born.

I’ve voted early in the morning because I live 3 blocks away from my polling place and I would stop by before going to work. I think the ease of voting contributes to the lack of long lines.

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:56:33pm

Damn lies and statistics

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Charles Johnson  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:56:52pm
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gocart mozart  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:57:23pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:58:06pm

niterz, lizardz…

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:59:24pm

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Targetpractice  Apr 7, 2020 • 5:59:56pm

Guess who’s tilting at windmills again?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:00:27pm

re: #135 Targetpractice

Guess who’s tilting at windmills again?

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:01:36pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:02:35pm

re: #137 I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)

Apparently they should’ve called it a pandemic before it left China, which, did anyone outside China really even know how big it was until it left China?

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Targetpractice  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:03:45pm

No offense to the management, but this one made me laugh:

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:05:13pm
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:06:37pm
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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:07:43pm

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:09:18pm

re: #140 I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)

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Excuses.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:11:13pm

re: #143 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Excuses.

They’re literally all he has, but 35% of the country will lap them up like the finest Russian vodka.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:12:14pm

re: #144 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

They’re literally all he has, but 35% of the country will lap them up like the finest Russian vodka.

Yep. Makes me feel sick inside knowing that.

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Targetpractice  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:12:19pm

Oh…oh dear Zod, this is from the actual Johnson v. Verizon filing:

46.Plaintiff Charles Johnson is one such person. Johnson is undeniably involved with conservative political causes. He absolutely believes that there was a systematic campaign to commit atrocities against Jewish people during the Second World War. He absolutely does not believe that America should be a nation only for white people. Nor does he believe that white people are “superior” to other races of humanbeings. In fact, he has a child who is non-white.

He’s citing his own kid with Hot Asian Wife as his “I have a black friend” alibi.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:13:29pm

re: #146 Targetpractice

Oh…oh dear Zod, this is from the actual Johnson v. Verizon filing:

He’s citing his own kid with Hot Asian Wife as his “I have a black friend” alibi.

What… the ACTUAL FUCK.

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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:16:03pm

Gavin Newsom on Rachael right now…

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Patricia Kayden  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:18:48pm

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:19:41pm

re: #140 I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:20:00pm

#Calexit ratfucking continues…

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Targetpractice  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:20:06pm

re: #149 Patricia Kayden

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“BUT I WON’T GET M4A UNLESS BERNIE IS THE NOMINEE!! SO I WANT TRUMP TO WIN AGAIN SO I GET MY WAY IN 2024!!!”

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Jay C  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:22:12pm

re: #149 Patricia Kayden

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They go too.

And what will we ever do for entertainment afterwards…?

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retired cynic  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:22:57pm

re: #75 Backwoods_Sleuth

Kyle Cheney
✔
@kyledcheney
Replying to @kyledcheney
NEW: Schiff raises the alarm that there are currently *0* Senate-confirmed officials atop the intelligence community — and that Trump’s temporary fill-in is making sweeping changes to the structure.politico.com …

That’s the letter that Grenell accused Schiff of “leaking” to the press, because it was a public letter, and it should have been Super Sekrit!

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makeitstop  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:24:28pm

You guys see this? Looks like someone is starting to have doubts - and then doubts about his doubts.

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NetworkKed  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:25:30pm

…to be fair, removing Trump only pushes Putin further away.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:26:48pm

re: #153 Jay C

They go too.

And what will we ever do for entertainment afterwards…?

I’m willing to find out.

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jaunte  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:30:33pm
159
makeitstop  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:30:38pm

John Prine didn’t make it. RIP

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:31:04pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:34:44pm

re: #159 makeitstop

John Prine didn’t make it. RIP

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Shit. Rest easy John.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:36:25pm

RIP, John… 😢

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makeitstop  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:36:47pm

re: #161 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Shit. Rest easy John.

Between Prine and Hal Willner, this has turned into a suck day.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:40:29pm

re: #153 Jay C

They go too.

And what will we ever do for entertainment afterwards…?

Go outside?

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:42:22pm

LA Mayor Garcetti has ordered mandatory mask wearing effective Friday…so quite naturally I can’t get any for a couple weeks…

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Citizen K  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:43:16pm
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:43:21pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:43:58pm

hi.

Y’all comment too much; I’m way behind on the conversation.

Nebraska:

Deaths: 10 (+2 since yesterday)
Total cases: 478
New cases: 45 (since yesterday)
Total tested: 7,453

States with no mandatory stay-at-home order:
North Dakota
South Dakota
Nebraska (but all counties have directed health measures shuttering schools, churches, and businesses)
Iowa
Arkansas (funny how they all have Republican governors, the Party of Genocide)

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Dread Pirate  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:44:21pm

Is he allowed to practice medicine in a real hospital, or is he cleaning bedpans?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:45:49pm

Well that didn’t go as planned.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:45:59pm

re: #166 Citizen K

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She works for a candidate that polls like a Republican among black voters. And it’s hypocritical bullshit coming from a campaign that claims to hate “identity politics.”

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gocart mozart  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:46:06pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:47:12pm

My wife got a call from the national ACLU. They asked her if she has considered voting by mail because of the outbreak.

She pointed out Nebraska has had vote-by-mail for decades, and yes, we intend to vote.

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William Lewis  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:48:15pm

My 18 year old son cast his first vote today.

FUCK THE GOP!
GOP DELENDA EST!

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retired cynic  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:49:01pm

re: #165 Joe Bacon 🌹

LA Mayor Garcetti has ordered mandatory mask wearing effective Friday…so quite naturally I can’t get any for a couple weeks…

A friend made me some.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:50:08pm

re: #172 gocart mozart

Too bad the same “originalists” don’t apply that thought to the II Amendment.

“Bear arms” in XXVIII Century English meant to field a militia or military.

“The People” in the Constitution means the government elected by the people.

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:50:55pm

re: #121 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Nick Drake’s “Pink Moon” is a classic, so no need to post here. But the Walt Mink cover is also worth a listen tonight.

Walt Mink Pink Moon

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Patricia Kayden  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:57:58pm

Not normal.

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retired cynic  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:58:38pm

re: #178 Patricia Kayden

Not normal.

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Oh, Dog…

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Patricia Kayden  Apr 7, 2020 • 6:59:43pm

re: #165 Joe Bacon 🌹

LA Mayor Garcetti has ordered mandatory mask wearing effective Friday…so quite naturally I can’t get any for a couple weeks…

You can make your own.

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Amory Blaine  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:00:04pm

So my wife got in her request for an absentee ballot within the time allowed by law (just in time because earlier, she noticed she lost her drivers license, and had to get it replaced as it’s required to send in a pic of the DL with the request). She did not receive her ballot today so she went to the polls with her elderly uncle as cautiously as possible.

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:02:07pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:02:28pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:03:02pm

re: #159 makeitstop

John Prine didn’t make it. RIP

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When I die let my ashes float down the Green River
Let my soul roll on up to the Rochester dam
I’ll be halfway to Heaven with Paradise waitin’
Just five miles away from wherever I am.

Paradise by John Prine

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:04:26pm

re: #178 Patricia Kayden

Not normal.

[Embedded content]

He’s showing again why impeachment needed to happen.

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stpaulbear  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:06:03pm

re: #185 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

He’s showing again why impeachment needed to happen.

and needs to happen again. The house should just do it.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:09:00pm

re: #186 stpaulbear

and needs to happen again. The house should just do it.

Definitely.

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teleskiguy  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:16:42pm

Instagram

Pink Supermoon. Folks in the neighborhood were howling when I snapped this.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:17:06pm

The sheer number of dumbasses complaining about civil liberties concerning surveillance is stunning.

We are too fucking stupid to survive.

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Ace-o-aces  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:21:26pm
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So Cal Greek Hippie  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:28:52pm

re: #151 Sherlock Hound

Oh man, they should peddle that crap to those Jefferson freaks in NorCal and those SoCal desert rat anarchy racists because picking are slim for that rhetoric elsewhere in the Golden State

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retired cynic  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:28:56pm

Dear News Outlets - STOP Carrying Trump “Briefings” Live, by El Jefe on Juanita Jean’s

It’s time for the networks to wake up and cut Trump off. Report what happened, but take away his stage. Take back control of the news hour. In other words, get off your ass and do your goddam job and stop being intimidated by the biggest bully in the history of the US.

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Teukka  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:30:27pm

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calochortus  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:30:48pm

re: #191 So Cal Greek Hippie

Oh man, they should peddle that crap to those Jefferson freaks in NorCal and those SoCal desert rat anarchy racists because picking are slim for that rhetoric elsewhere in the Golden State

Nah, State of Jefferson fans want a conservative, guns ‘n’ freedum loving state. Not interested in having SF, LA, or Sacramento, for that matter, in their state.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:34:40pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:40:21pm

12,893 dead per Johns Hopkins CSSE

Cheeto isn’t going to make his Easter deadline for re-opening.

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Florida Panhandler  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:41:24pm

re: #149 Patricia Kayden

The only open question is what percentage of these people in this montage end up in prison or pleading down to implicate Trump himself for higher crimes.

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calochortus  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:43:07pm

re: #196 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

12,893 dead per Johns Hopkins CSSE

Cheeto isn’t going to make his Easter deadline for re-opening.

Bet you that if the peak resource usage is around Easter and the curve starts to flatten, those goalposts will be moving fast and “Easter reopening
’ morphs quickly into “Trump predicted things would start to improve on Easter.”

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austin_blue  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:48:44pm

re: #159 makeitstop

John Prine didn’t make it. RIP

[Embedded content]

Fuckity fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

John Prine - Angel From Montgomery (with lyrics) - HD

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 7, 2020 • 7:59:50pm

Night Lizard . May the Goddess smile down upon you and yours.

Be strong, be true to yourself and those who depend upon you.

We will overcome this.

Tanya Tucker, Strong Enough to Bend

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TedStriker  Apr 7, 2020 • 8:18:53pm

re: #163 makeitstop

Between Prine and Hal Willner, this has turned into a suck day.

Joe Diffie last week


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