In Which Donald Trump Fights COVID-19 With Magical Thinking and Con Man Happy Talk

“This is going away. It’s gonna leave. It’s gonna be gone.”
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Just a quick snapshot of what our forever-impeached narcissist in chief is up to today: pushing ahead with forcing states to lift stay-at-home restrictions.

Trump’s been listening to the experts on this weighty issue. And by experts, I mean the haunted voices emanating from the bottomless pit of pure need at the center of his being.

We need strong leadership more than ever, but we’ve got a con man hopelessly out of his depth.

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109 comments
1
Decatur Deb  Apr 29, 2020 • 3:54:03pm

TRUMP: “It’s gonna go. It’s gonna leave. It’s gonna be gone. It’s gonna be eradicated.”

That’s a fucking incantation, and it won’t work without a turtleshell rattle.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 29, 2020 • 3:55:46pm

re: #1 Decatur Deb

But it’s what we are praying for to occur on Jan 20, 2021. But it’s not about the virus.
//

3
Targetpractice  Apr 29, 2020 • 3:55:46pm

That picture makes him look like a White Walker, which seems rather fitting.

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b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)  Apr 29, 2020 • 3:58:21pm

You gotta believe in the President for it to go away and if it doesn’t go away then it is YOUR fault!!

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b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)  Apr 29, 2020 • 3:58:53pm

re: #3 Targetpractice

That picture makes him look like a White Walker, which seems rather fitting.

The White Walkers had a plan.

//

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 29, 2020 • 3:58:55pm

re: #1 Decatur Deb

So we are back at the original line of BS. ::: shakes head in disgust :::

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Targetpractice  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:00:21pm

When Franken was run out of Congress on a rail because “It’ll help us beat Roy Moore!,” this is the result most of us who advised against such a course warned about:

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Interesting Times  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:00:25pm

re: #7 Targetpractice

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:04:30pm

re: #8 Interesting Times

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And his bragging about it.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:06:51pm

The Wash Post has more than 60,000 deaths in the US. So fucking depressing. so fucking depressing.

Fuck trump and all his supporters….

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:10:05pm

re: #10 I Would Prefer Not To

The Wash Post has more than 60,000 deaths in the US. So fucking depressing. so fucking depressing.

Fuck trump and all his supporters….

re: #10 I Would Prefer Not To

The Wash Post has more than 60,000 deaths in the US. So fucking depressing. so fucking depressing.

Fuck trump and all his supporters….

It’s how he will be remembered by history. Worse than Hoover and Buchanan because he only cared about reelection.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:10:39pm

“It’s gonna go. It’s gonna leave. It’s gonna be gone. It’s gonna be eradicated.”

This is EXACTLY what I say every time I plunge a new pin into my Trump voodoo doll.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:12:32pm
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Targetpractice  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:17:03pm

re: #8 Interesting Times

Re what people were discussing downstairs:

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Nah, when the media comes to ask Biden to address her allegations, simply ask them “Which ones?,” then point out her story has changed so many times that even she doesn’t seem to know what the truth is. Case in point:

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Decatur Deb  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:21:39pm

re: #14 Targetpractice

Nah, when the media comes to ask Biden to address her allegations, simply ask them “Which ones?,” then point out her story has changed so many times that even she doesn’t seem to know what the truth is. Case in point:

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Tara Reade is making quite a case for Pence’s shyness around lone women. It’s not sexual anxiety, it’s political survival.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:22:50pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:27:55pm

L cre: #16 Dread Pirate

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My hope is she will at least be Senator Porter one day. Porter is a leader. I’m amazed she’s a freshman everytime I hear her.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:28:19pm
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Targetpractice  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:28:51pm

The media’s sudden desperation to get Biden to speak up might be because the whole Reade story is unraveling before their very eyes:

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:31:44pm

re: #19 Targetpractice

The media’s sudden desperation to get Biden to speak up might be because the whole Reade story is unraveling before their very eyes:

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This isn’t going to end well for them.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:32:37pm

They’re also pushing a 2008 Alexander Cockburn Counterpunch article as well.

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Jack Burton  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:36:28pm

Yep. I’m tired of “winning”.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:37:00pm

Another long Seth thread.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:38:11pm

Ben Shapiro is trendning on twitter.

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teleskiguy  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:45:28pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:49:01pm

I don’t think this means what she thinks it means.

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:51:43pm

re: #26 Yeah Sure WhatEVs
…

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b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:51:57pm

re: #24 I Would Prefer Not To

Ben Shapiro is trendning on twitter.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:54:28pm

“clearing the bottleneck”

*SPIT*

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:56:37pm

re: #24 I Would Prefer Not To

Ben Shapiro is trendning on twitter.

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I liked AND retweeted because he is both.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:56:57pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:58:15pm
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Dread Pirate  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:58:56pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:59:04pm

So, here is a sample of typical concern trolls suddenly expressing extreme sympathy for Ms. Tara, the only woman they have ever believed since Juanita Broadrick:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 29, 2020 • 4:59:26pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:00:42pm
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teleskiguy  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:09:11pm

Giphy

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Dread Pirate  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:09:30pm
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:11:26pm

re: #37 teleskiguy

Drip-Along Daffy and sidekick Porky Pig have a drink with Nasty Canasta

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:14:18pm

re: #37 teleskiguy

Well, so everything’s okay now, right?

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jaunte  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:17:21pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:29:41pm
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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:29:52pm

re: #34 The Pie Overlord!

So, here is a sample of typical concern trolls suddenly expressing extreme sympathy for Ms. Tara, the only woman they have ever believed since Juanita Broadrick:

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Forget the more credible evidence against trump
He’s admitted it

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DodgerFan1988  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:30:24pm
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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:33:52pm

It’s been overcast today, but the sun came out for my walk.

Oldest building on campus:

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:34:55pm

It’s still spring, and the flowers aren’t losing time:

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:35:08pm

re: #41 jaunte

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Maybe pence would understand this?

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:36:24pm

If you’ve got it, flaunt it.

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Jay C  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:39:42pm

re: #37 teleskiguy

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This really makes me admire Joe Biden’s campaign team a LOT more: after all, if Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have already been executed, then the team REALLY did a bang-up job finding those doubles to appear with Joe on those endorsement videos! I mean, you really couldn’t tell them from the originals!!

I snark, of course, but it’s regrettably short odds that this imbecilic “theory” will shortly show up on some CT site presented in all earnestness as “truth”. And even more regrettably, believed….

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danarchy  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:40:27pm

I am torn on this, while I am sure Trump’s personal animosity towards Jeff Bezos played into this, Amazon also has a serious issue with counterfeit goods selling on it’s sites, I mean, not aliexpress.com bad, but bad.

politico.com

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jaunte  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:44:40pm

re: #1 Decatur Deb

TRUMP: “It’s gonna go. It’s gonna leave. It’s gonna be gone. It’s gonna be eradicated.”

That’s a fucking incantation, and it won’t work without a turtleshell rattle.

I liked that lyric better when it was American Woman.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:50:13pm

Today’s numbers.

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Belafon  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:52:03pm

So much better

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:54:11pm
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Belafon  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:55:15pm
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Belafon  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:57:10pm

I’m going to say it’s not an accident:

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jaunte  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:58:26pm

re: #54 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

More money spills Trump’s way from wall construction.

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Patricia Kayden  Apr 29, 2020 • 5:58:56pm

re: #1 Decatur Deb

TRUMP: “It’s gonna go. It’s gonna leave. It’s gonna be gone. It’s gonna be eradicated.”

That’s a fucking incantation, and it won’t work without a turtleshell rattle.

So he’s repeating the nonsense that got us into this mess in the first place. Unbelievable!!

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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:03:15pm

I’m staying way the fuck away from the Tara Reade story because the miasma of misinformation is fierce around this item.

Gotta say, I wouldn’t be surprised either way it turns out. I’d like to think Joe Biden isn’t the kind of guy who’d do something like that but I don’t know him in the real world, so hey. I don’t know.

I’m just gonna sit back on this one and let it shake out however it’s gonna shake.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:04:59pm

re: #1 Decatur Deb

TRUMP: “It’s gonna go. It’s gonna leave. It’s gonna be gone. It’s gonna be eradicated.”

That’s a fucking incantation, and it won’t work without a turtleshell rattle.

Magical thinking. Word magic.

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Belafon  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:06:08pm

You knew some of them would turn on him:

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Jay C  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:07:20pm

re: #53 Belafon

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So: anybody know what’s going on with L’il Rocket Man?
Is he dead?
Is he alive?
Kim Jong-un: Schrödinger’s Dictator!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:08:40pm

re: #61 Belafon

You knew some of them would turn on him:

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That’s been going on for a couple weeks now, ever since Bernie endorsed Biden.

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William Lewis  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:08:49pm

Peachy. Yet another reason to scrap the F35 Flying FUBAR
taskandpurpose.com

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:13:16pm

re: #59 Charles Johnson

I’m staying way the fuck away from the Tara Reade story because the miasma of misinformation is fierce around this item.

Gotta say, I wouldn’t be surprised either way it turns out. I’d like to think Joe Biden isn’t the kind of guy who’d do something like that but I don’t know him in the real world, so hey. I don’t know.

I’m just gonna sit back on this one and let it shake out however it’s gonna shake.

I like to quote Aunty Entity from Beyond Thunderdome when Max blows up Bartertown: “Where’re you gonna run? Where’re you gonna hide?”

We’re powerless.

All we can do is vote for Biden, or, vote for Howie or Amash, or vote nobody (no vote).

Vote for Biden and avoid 4 years of Trump, maybe, …or what?

It’s evidently true without saying that many of the participants in the Tara Reade/Tara McCabe story are privileged. It doesn’t matter how her story shakes out, or even if. They’re secure. In many instances, the principals are affluent white males. Nothing can happen to them.

The rest of us? We don’t matter. If these people were honest, they’d say, “no, you never did matter!” (And Tara herself will not matter in the end, either.)

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teleskiguy  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:15:40pm

I got mail!

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I Would Prefer Not To  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:17:36pm

re: #66 teleskiguy

I got mail!

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this needs to be the top comment of the day. Make is so lizards, make it so.

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SteelPH  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:19:56pm

re: #66 teleskiguy

The only appropriate response.

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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:21:18pm

Whose watching Rachal Maddow?

The idea conservative forces are collaborating with Barrs DOJ to undermine our life saving anti covid measures feels a lot like a direct threat to my life and livelihood.

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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:22:37pm

re: #66 teleskiguy

When I get mine I just might do something similar but… Thank Nancy Pelosi and trash talk PPP.

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Renaissance_Man  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:27:58pm

re: #59 Charles Johnson

I’m staying way the fuck away from the Tara Reade story because the miasma of misinformation is fierce around this item.

Gotta say, I wouldn’t be surprised either way it turns out. I’d like to think Joe Biden isn’t the kind of guy who’d do something like that but I don’t know him in the real world, so hey. I don’t know.

I’m just gonna sit back on this one and let it shake out however it’s gonna shake.

It’s going to shake out with an endless hammering in the NYT and on CNN, with pundit after pundit asking about it, a new headline story every few days, and just when it seems to be finally at rest, with another bombshell 10 days before the election where Barr or someone announces that they are re-opening the investigation.

That’s how it shook out last time.

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Belafon  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:28:45pm
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gocart mozart  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:29:01pm

This is true

Camper Van Beethoven - Sara

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A Three Hour Tour  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:30:20pm

re: #61 Belafon

You knew some of them would turn on him:

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How DARE these heretics BETRAY the Bernie-Messiah!
Bernie cannot betray Bernie’s Revolution.
Bernie’s Revolution can only be betrayed by faux-revolutionary opportunistic poseurs who aren’t Bernie.

/

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gocart mozart  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:32:21pm

Camper Van Beethoven - Eye Of Fatima

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EPR-radar  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:34:22pm

re: #71 Renaissance_Man

It’s going to shake out with an endless hammering in the NYT and on CNN, with pundit after pundit asking about it, a new headline story every few days, and just when it seems to be finally at rest, with another bombshell 10 days before the election where Barr or someone announces that they are re-opening the investigation.

That’s how it shook out last time.

Indeed. This is exactly how ‘but her emails’ played out, except there’s no apparent way to get to an official FBI investigation in this that can be manipulated as needed to help Republicans.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:39:28pm

re: #66 teleskiguy

I got mail!

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Just ordered the last of these. Now all I need is a miniature tRump doll to strap down on it.

etsy.com

Vincent Price Laugh

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:41:06pm

re: #49 Jay C

This really makes me admire Joe Biden’s campaign team a LOT more: after all, if Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have already been executed, then the team REALLY did a bang-up job finding those doubles to appear with Joe on those endorsement videos! I mean, you really couldn’t tell them from the originals!!

I snark, of course, but it’s regrettably short odds that this imbecilic “theory” will shortly show up on some CT site presented in all earnestness as “truth”. And even more regrettably, believed….

Laugh all you want. Trump is following the Qturds and today he retweeted a bunch of idiotic Qshit about Michael Flynn, who might get a pardon.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:41:22pm

re: #71 Renaissance_Man

It’s going to shake out with an endless hammering in the NYT and on CNN, with pundit after pundit asking about it, a new headline story every few days, and just when it seems to be finally at rest, with another bombshell 10 days before the election where Barr or someone announces that they are re-opening the investigation.

That’s how it shook out last time.

Kinda hard to reopen an investigation that was never opened in the first place.

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Jay C  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:45:41pm

re: #76 EPR-radar

Indeed. This is exactly how ‘but her emails’ played out, except there’s no apparent way to get to an official FBI investigation in this that can be manipulated as needed to help Republicans.

Also, unlike emailgate, there’s no “official” connection, no national-security “implications”, It’s all basically personal.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:46:09pm

re: #59 Charles Johnson

I’m staying way the fuck away from the Tara Reade story because the miasma of misinformation is fierce around this item.

Gotta say, I wouldn’t be surprised either way it turns out. I’d like to think Joe Biden isn’t the kind of guy who’d do something like that but I don’t know him in the real world, so hey. I don’t know.

I’m just gonna sit back on this one and let it shake out however it’s gonna shake.

HER EMAILS 2020

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Belafon  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:47:45pm

re: #71 Renaissance_Man

It’s going to shake out with an endless hammering in the NYT and on CNN, with pundit after pundit asking about it, a new headline story every few days, and just when it seems to be finally at rest, with another bombshell 10 days before the election where Barr or someone announces that they are re-opening the investigation.

That’s how it shook out last time.

Biden: Why won’t he just admit what he did to her?
Bernie: Why won’t he just admit what he did to her?
Warren: Why did she take advantage of her claims of being native American?
Pete: Ew!
Harris: Her husband is why she’s where she is.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Apr 29, 2020 • 6:59:21pm

Not long after my dad died, my mother lost her goddamned mind. That may sound unkind to you, but that’s what happened. It wasn’t dementia or any physical disease process. She just went berserk and began laying waste to what was left of the family, and left a lot of completely inexplicable destruction in her wake. And I do mean “inexplicable” - it was as if the mom from Leave It To Beaver had suddenly revealed herself to be a cannibalistic serial killer with no prior warnings.She shocked friends and family with her profoundly out-of-character behavior. It didn’t take long for her to begin behaving so strangely that it was easier to think of her as having died.

And yet, she never once sounded half as delusional as Donald Trump, President of the United States of America, when he talks about how a global pandemic is going to “go” and “leave” and “be eradicated” any minute now.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:03:38pm
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Belafon  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:07:50pm

re: #84 The Pie Overlord!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:12:36pm

re: #84 The Pie Overlord!

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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:17:12pm

Took Pepper out for a walk in our courtyard. She strolled right up into the sun in late light. Posed. The aspiring model I swear.

Contented At Sunset
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Jack Burton  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:17:45pm

I really wish the Bernie Bros would ask African Americans what it is about Bernie or his policy positions that they do not trust or turns them off, rather than every time the subject comes up rant about how Bernie marched for Civil Rights.

…And then spew DNC conspiracy theories out like lefty Alex Joneses when he gets mathematically eliminated from the Primary Contest as soon as the South starts voting.

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gwangung  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:19:10pm

re: #88 Jack Burton

I really wish the Bernie Bros would ask African Americans what it is about Bernie or his policy positions that they do not trust or turns them off, rather than every time the subject comes up rant about how Bernie marched for Civil Rights.
.

If these jerks can’t answer why Bernie didn’t speak up for Kiah Morris, then they should shut up about marching.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:24:53pm
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Jack Burton  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:25:38pm

re: #85 Belafon

The reason I brought up African Americas and Bernie is because everytime I see some Berner say something like this:

#Biden2020 voters, do you actually think?

My Brain automatically changes it to:

Black People, don’t you know what’s good for you?

Until they start listening to a big, important, and traditionally disenfranchised and otherwise treated like garbage voting block… that’s always how it’s going to sound to me.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:32:15pm
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Sherlock Hound  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:34:03pm

re: #82 Belafon

Biden: Why won’t he just admit what he did to her?
Bernie: Why won’t he just admit what he did to her?
Warren: Why did she take advantage of her claims of being native American?
Pete: Ew!
Harris: Her husband is why she’s where she is. Harris is A Cop!

As a Warren supporter, I can tell you that is absolutely true. I had to unfollow a lot of people in my Twitter circles, because many of them bought the idea in full that Warren deliberately falsified her supposed Cherokee heritage. When people of color unfollow people who use slurs on them all day long, it’s self-preservation. When I unfollow someone who tells me I’m living on “stolen land” and need to “come to terms with it” (disappear), then I’m not accepting the Truth.

People in my timeline were saying that Warren outright traumatized Cherokee Nation. By extension, her supporters were colonialist oppressors.

A few weeks ago, someone made a joke about pastries and cultural appropriation. I said, “Making that pastry is appropriating culture. You made and consumed it on stolen land.”

That’s Left Twitter. If Elizabeth were in Biden’s position, this would be NON STOP. Rose Twitter would gladly provide the gas and matches to Burn it All Down (or is it Bern It All Down?)

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teleskiguy  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:36:14pm
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Deep State SuperElite Satinist  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:41:07pm

re: #94 teleskiguy

That’s true, Lindsay.
The Obama Administration did not have much use for General Flynn.
The Putin administration, however, had quite a bit of use for him.

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Jack Burton  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:47:30pm

That Cyrus guy on twitter…

He’s not even an American. He’s a UK citizen. So now Bernie Bro-ness is being outsourced.

GTFO.

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Jack Burton  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:48:32pm

Or rather I should say outsourced to somewhere *other than* Russian Troll Farms.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:52:45pm

Twitter self-own of the day (math is hard)

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William Lewis  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:53:58pm

re: #97 Jack Burton

Or rather I should say outsourced to somewhere *other than* Russian Troll Farms.

Lots of “British” trolls available now that Putin got Brexit pushed through.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:56:12pm

Grocery store update: arrived late in the afternoon today.

The store had been picked over pretty well.

Canned goods - soups, pasta (and dry pasta also), vegetables, etc. are very scarce on the shelf.

Paper aisle… sigh.

The aisles that are best stocked are once again the sugar aisles (sugar water, candy, cookies and crackers and chips, etc.)

I forgot to look in the meat department (I rarely go there.)

Good news is that the produce section still is going strong. And I was able to get a bag of 6 avocados for $1.25 after coupons, etc. And there were still lots of bags of them on the shelf, so either people aren’t in the mood for buy avocados or there is a huge stock of them. Then again, the produce section is not so popular with Americans, most of whom seem more concerned about meat and toilet paper.

Meat and toilet paper… this is the new campaign slogan for any enterprising candidate:

A steak in every skillet and 12 rolls of toilet paper in every bathroom!

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Dread Pirate  Apr 29, 2020 • 7:57:32pm

Keep up the good work, Laura.

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Jack Burton  Apr 29, 2020 • 8:00:17pm

re: #101 Dread Pirate

They don’t scare me or anyone I know. In fact, everyone I know has personalized there’s to some degree. Mine has Star Wars stuff on it.

That and, to quote the princess bride: “They’re terribly comfortable and I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”

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makeitstop  Apr 29, 2020 • 8:00:21pm

This is great.

Killing in the name cover by audrey

Kid’s a star.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 29, 2020 • 8:01:04pm

re: #84 The Pie Overlord!

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Belafon  Apr 29, 2020 • 8:01:13pm

re: #100 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

The aisles that are best stocked are once again the sugar aisles (sugar water, candy, cookies and crackers and chips, etc.)

The processed corn aisle.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 29, 2020 • 8:01:25pm

re: #96 Jack Burton

That Cyrus guy on twitter…

He’s not even an American. He’s a UK citizen. So now Bernie Bro-ness is being outsourced.

GTFO.

There was also a woman in the UK ratfucknig a few months back. I haven’t seen her lately. She was probably asked about Brexit once too often.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Apr 29, 2020 • 8:21:55pm

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Belafon  Apr 29, 2020 • 8:46:06pm

Reade isn’t helping her own side:

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SerialUpDinger  Apr 29, 2020 • 8:56:41pm

Mites on Common Mullia

So small that I did not notice them through the viewfinder. On my screen at home, I thought they were ticks. A browse through the insect book suggested they were Concrete Mites. Fat blood red bugs no bigger than the space in the middle of the letter “O”.


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