The Bob Cesca Podcast: Death by Stupid

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Death By Stupid Shit — [Explicit Content] Hulk smash pants; Trump threatens swing states that use mail-in ballots; Trump was impeached for trying this once already; Trump mangles blurts about testing and ‘per capita’; The Goofus File; Sweden is in terrible shape; Southern states show increase in cases; Georgia church closes indefinitely; 39 million Americans unemployed; CDC claims inaction caused more deaths; 54,000 people died from Trump’s incompetence; Jody Hamilton and TRex David Ferguson are here; With music by Freekbass and Luna Blu; and more!

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174 comments
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 21, 2020 • 5:06:40pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 21, 2020 • 5:08:34pm

maggie, maggie, maggie…

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 5:10:38pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 21, 2020 • 5:18:17pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 5:25:57pm

re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Hannity still trying to prime the parrots for a “stolen election” narrative if Trump doesn’t win.

270towin.com

Battlegrounds: AZ, FL, NC, PA, MI, WI, NE-2

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Jebediah, RBG  May 21, 2020 • 5:26:57pm

CL’d reply to Stpaulbear:

re: #281 stpaulbear

I bought some masks about a month ago but I’m thinking that they’re a bit too small for my head (I wear an XXXL motorcycle helmet) and kind of whimpy. Does anyone have any recommendations for a guy with a fat head and a beard (that’s going to get trimmed later today)? How much should I expect to pay for a decent mask? I’m looking on Amazon and it seems to be around $20 min for what I need, but it’s hard to judge quality.

I am naturally partial to ours, the elastic bands give them a lot of fit flexibility, but sadly I can’t 100% guarantee for a triple-X melon.

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Dread Pirate  May 21, 2020 • 5:27:42pm

re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Maybe so but Biden is ahead in the other 35 states.

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DodgerFan1988  May 21, 2020 • 5:28:28pm

Next Jonathan Turley Article:
“Why firing police officers for wrongful deaths of unarmed African-Americans is unconstitutional.”

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Charles Johnson  May 21, 2020 • 5:29:05pm
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jaunte  May 21, 2020 • 5:29:35pm
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Jebediah, RBG  May 21, 2020 • 5:30:45pm

re: #8 DodgerFan1988

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Next Jonathan Turley Article:
“Why firing police officers for wrongful deaths of unarmed African-Americans is unconstitutional.”

I never would have guessed that Turley would turn out to be such a shit-idiot

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 21, 2020 • 5:32:08pm

oh.

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Charles Johnson  May 21, 2020 • 5:32:14pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 21, 2020 • 5:38:58pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 21, 2020 • 5:41:00pm

re: #14 Backwoods_Sleuth

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The Ghost of a Flea  May 21, 2020 • 5:41:59pm

re: #13 Charles Johnson

And in turn how decade by decade more and more reactionary politics has be re-filed as religion, and thus protected.

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Dread Pirate  May 21, 2020 • 5:42:53pm
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Charles Johnson  May 21, 2020 • 5:44:40pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 21, 2020 • 5:46:16pm
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The Ghost of a Flea  May 21, 2020 • 5:46:19pm

re: #18 Charles Johnson

Man, someone saying “racehorse theory” as a positive just…

*wow*…that’s is a special kind of stupid when you actually know what racehorses are like.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 5:50:36pm
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KGxvi  May 21, 2020 • 5:52:30pm

re: #18 Charles Johnson

Good bloodlines? Does… does he think that everyone working for Ford is a member of the actual Ford family?

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austin_blue  May 21, 2020 • 5:55:41pm

re: #20 The Ghost of a Flea

Man, someone saying “racehorse theory” as a positive just…

*wow*…that’s is a special kind of stupid when you actually know what racehorses are like.

Racehorses are like classical musicians. Overbred conservatory fucks.

(Old joke)

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Charles Johnson  May 21, 2020 • 5:57:03pm
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stpaulbear  May 21, 2020 • 5:58:14pm

re: #6 Jebediah, RBG

I am naturally partial to ours, the elastic bands give them a lot of fit flexibility, but sadly I can’t 100% guarantee for a triple-X melon.

I was hoping you’d respond. My face is kind of weird because it’s large but my chin and nose are kind of small. Do you have any pictures of your mask from the side so I can see how it wraps around?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 6:03:13pm

Cory worried about being upside down in polling in Colorado, I see. I also see that ignoring the epidemic and near-historic unemployment rate isn’t going to help him much.

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Dread Pirate  May 21, 2020 • 6:04:04pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 6:07:19pm

re: #27 Dread Pirate

Gonna need to claw back that tax scam first.

We already have enough nukes to blow the world up fifteen times over, and the rest are just for bouncing the rubble around.

This is more bailouts for defence companies.

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Jebediah, RBG  May 21, 2020 • 6:07:56pm

re: #25 stpaulbear

I was hoping you’d respond. My face is kind of weird because it’s large but my chin and nose are kind of small. Do you have any pictures of your mask from the side so I can see how it wraps around?

There are some, but maybe easier if I just show some here:

Back view
Side view
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SerialUpDinger  May 21, 2020 • 6:08:13pm

Splendid Mariposa Lily

After skimming through several hundred comments on LGF, today I wanted to add just a bit of natural beauty to what amounts to information overload of WTF! Not sure what the bees are doing… Insects like to linger inside this plant for 5, 10, 20 minutes. It is thought the nectar may be intoxicating - which makes the flower comparable to a bar. I have seen several different kinds of bees and other winged and non-winged insects hanging out peacefully.

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austin_blue  May 21, 2020 • 6:09:07pm

re: #24 Charles Johnson

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OK. (Squeeze) There, consider yourself pinched.

Henry was also into come weird quasi-religious stuff. Reincarnation, sceances, Transcendentalism.

Basically, rich enough to be as wacky as he wanted to be. But he was a lifelong anti-semitist. Of that there is no doubt.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 21, 2020 • 6:10:24pm
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  May 21, 2020 • 6:13:39pm

Chester County, PA COVID-19 stats as of yesterday:*

Confirmed cases: 2136 (+3)
Total tests: 11751 (+18) <—- major indicator this is just presented potential case testing
Deaths: 228 (+0)

The county health site data did not update at all yesterday. And today it finally updated with a total adjustment of the data; the odd “negative death” days fixed, etc. More confirmed cases early, more deaths early, but reductions in increases later on and ending up approximately the same number of deaths and confirmed cases. I guess there was a review done and they fixed things.

With the updated data set the number of deaths has been 0-2 the last nine days. Doubling rate out to 27 days.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 21, 2020 • 6:13:40pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 6:14:36pm
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EPR-radar  May 21, 2020 • 6:15:31pm

re: #24 Charles Johnson

Trump has always thought like a eugenics fan. In particular, he views his own breeding as spectacularly excellent.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  May 21, 2020 • 6:16:39pm

re: #35 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

No politics textbooks say that the minority party can routinely fuck over the majority party, but that’s how it works in practice in Trump’s America.

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stpaulbear  May 21, 2020 • 6:16:45pm

re: #29 Jebediah, RBG

There are some, but maybe easier if I just show some here:

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Thanks. The masks I have now are around the ear but back of the head might work better for me because I’m wearing glasses and behind-the-ear hearing aids. Every time I take off the current masks, it pulls the hearing aids out of place. As long as the elastic stretches enough for my melon head, they look like they should work fine over the (trimmed) beard.

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Dread Pirate  May 21, 2020 • 6:27:25pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 21, 2020 • 6:32:47pm

re: #39 Dread Pirate

Good. Spend as much as you can in all the previously red States. All of them.

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(((Archangel1)))  May 21, 2020 • 6:35:13pm

re: #40 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Good. Spend as much as you can in all the previously red States. All of them.

And let it still be for nothing.

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The Pie Overlord!  May 21, 2020 • 6:36:05pm

The weirdest part of Trump’s pseudo rally was not his praise of Henry Ford’s “bloodlines” but his claim that he went to a Ford dealership and couldn’t afford to buy a car there!

He’s supposed to be super rich? Also has he ever even driven a car?

He must know that he would be turned down for a car loan by Ford Credit because of this, uh, habit he has of taking out loans and not paying them back.

I drive a Lincoln. Probably Trump has less money & worse credit than I do.

I’m calling the dealership tomorrow to see if they will extend the lease for the amount of time my car is sitting in the garage while I’m staying home & not driving.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 6:39:00pm

The Nebraska Panhandle weighs in.
pphd.org

Confirmed: 89 (+2, both in Scott’s Bluff County)
Doubling rate: 25 days
Recovered: 64
Most Cases: Scott’s Bluff County
Deaths: 0
Largest age groups: 10-19, then 40-49

For the whole State of Nebraska:
nebraska.maps.arcgis.com

Confirmed: 11,425 (+303)
Doubling rate: 19 days
Deaths: 143 (+11)
Doubling rate: 21 days
Most cases: Douglas County (Omaha)

For Wyoming:
health.wyo.gov

Confirmed (test and probable): 787 (no change)
Largest age groups: 19-29, then 30-39 and 40-49 (tied)
Doubling rate: 24 days
Deaths: 12 (+1)
Doubling rate: 30 days
Most cases: Fremont County (ski country)

Weld County, Colorado (Wingnutiastan)
weldgov.com

Confirmed: 2,479 (+9)
Largest age groups: 30-39 then 50-59
Doubling rate: 30 days
Deaths: 126 (no change)
Largest age groups: 70-79, then 80-89
Doubling rate: 41 days
Most cases: City of Greeley

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retired cynic  May 21, 2020 • 6:48:25pm

re: #25 stpaulbear

I was hoping you’d respond. My face is kind of weird because it’s large but my chin and nose are kind of small. Do you have any pictures of your mask from the side so I can see how it wraps around?

I have one, and it has a v-shaped tuck at the bottom so it nips in close under the chin, and there is a stiffened adjustable thingie for your nose.

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jaunte  May 21, 2020 • 6:50:23pm
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stpaulbear  May 21, 2020 • 6:51:30pm

re: #44 retired cynic

I have one, and it has a v-shaped tuck at the bottom so it nips in close under the chin, and there is a stiffened adjustable thingie for your nose.

Thanks. I just ordered two of them. The nose thingie will help keep my glasses from fogging up.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 6:59:20pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 7:00:39pm
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teleskiguy  May 21, 2020 • 7:03:56pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 7:11:49pm

Brazil is suffering terribly right now.

covid.saude.gov.br (in Portuguese)

Cases: 310,087 (+18,508)
Doubling rate: 16 days
Deaths: 20,047 (+1,188)
Doubling rate: 16 days

The rise in new cases in São Paulo state is rising exponentially.

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A Mom Anon  May 21, 2020 • 7:16:12pm

re: #49 teleskiguy

I really cannot fathom the life someone has that they honestly think they don’t have to comply with a ticket or order from a cop. She honestly to god thought what she was doing was ok. WTF?

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jaunte  May 21, 2020 • 7:22:16pm
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stpaulbear  May 21, 2020 • 7:23:24pm

Got some weird email today. I haven’t opened it, but the text preview says that they have one of my passwords because they’ve infected my computer. Then they show a password that I quit using a decade ago. I’m thinking that his info breach came from somewhere that I purchased something from a long time ago. Malwarebytes and AVG aren’t turning up anything on my computer, so my first thought is that it’s a bluff to get me to click on something. I got the same message twice from slightly different addresses (but using the same name). I consider myself to be a computer tech moron. Advice?

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 21, 2020 • 7:23:42pm

For those who have not heard, a couple of days ago a famous TV-preacher/evangelist, Ravi Zacharias, died.

He had quite a following and his death have brought out the usual suspects showering Ravi with praise, including Pence.

But the truth about Ravi is not very kind to him (as noted even by some Christians put off by his antics.)

See: TEN INDISPUTABLE FACTS ABOUT RAVI ZACHARIAS

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Dread Pirate  May 21, 2020 • 7:23:49pm

Covid-19 is more of an endothelial disease than a respiratory disease. It just presents in the lungs most visibly. It attacks the endothelial cells lining the inside of blood vessels. The damage causes a leakage of von Willebrand Factor from the cells which form strands the bind to platelets and form thrombosis.

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stpaulbear  May 21, 2020 • 7:24:24pm

re: #48 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

How many of them were built at the Ford plant?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  May 21, 2020 • 7:25:20pm

re: #53 stpaulbear

Got some weird email today. I haven’t opened it, but the text preview says that they have one of my passwords because they’ve infected my computer. Then they show a password that I quit using a decade ago. I’m thinking that his info breach came from somewhere that I purchased something from a long time ago. Malwarebytes and AVG aren’t turning up anything on my computer, so my first thought is that it’s a bluff to get me to click on something. I got the same message twice from slightly different addresses (but using the same name). I consider myself to be a computer tech moron. Advice?

Your assumptions are exactly on point. They sent you a password they got from a leak that happened years ago, trying to scare you into thinking that they have your most up-to-date information. Don’t believe it. Just delete the emails and, if you’re feeling paranoid, rotate your passwords.

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stpaulbear  May 21, 2020 • 7:27:12pm

re: #57 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Thanks! I think new passwords are in order for all my accounts.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 21, 2020 • 7:28:47pm

re: #50 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Mexico too is seeing an exponential increase in cases and deaths.

And while Mexico’s president is not a nazi-wannabe like Bolsonaro, Mexico’s leaders have been outrageously lax in tackling the problem.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 7:29:59pm

re: #49 teleskiguy

That happened in 2019. That said, afterward the town came to her defence.

Cashion citizens question police tactics after woman tased during arrest (KFOR-TV, Oklahoma City, Aug 15, 2019)

CASHION, Okla. - Tensions were high at a Thursday night Cashion Town Hall meeting after several showed up in support of Debra Hamil, a woman who was arrested after refusing to sign for an $80 traffic ticket.

The meeting even had extra security in case things got out of control.

Several were in attendance to address the Cashion Police Department, saying it needs to be firm but also fair.

(more)

There was even an organised group called “Old Ladies Against Tasing” to protest, and armed security because they expected the city council meeting to get out of control (what, do they think it was my city council meetings).

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William Lewis  May 21, 2020 • 7:32:52pm

re: #49 teleskiguy

I’m not up for watching it. What did the privileged idiot think she could do?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 7:35:00pm

re: #54 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

For those who have not heard, a couple of days ago a famous TV-preacher/evangelist, Ravi Zacharias, died.

He had quite a following and his death have brought out the usual suspects showering Ravi with praise, including Pence.

But the truth about Ravi is not very kind to him (as noted even by some Christians put off by his antics.)

See: TEN INDISPUTABLE FACTS ABOUT RAVI ZACHARIAS

Thanks. Ravi Zacharias was one of the more annoying apologists as far as atheists are concerned.

He was a douchecanoe, but I would not wish on anyone dying of cancer.

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Jebediah, RBG  May 21, 2020 • 7:37:16pm

re: #46 stpaulbear

Thanks. I just ordered two of them. The nose thingie will help keep my glasses from fogging up.

Thank you!

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Dread Pirate  May 21, 2020 • 7:37:50pm

Texas

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 7:40:14pm

re: #61 William Lewis

I’m not up for watching it. What did the privileged idiot think she could do?

The back end of her truck was smashed in, and she’d received an equipment violation warning six months previously.

The police officer pulled her over to write her an equipment violation ticket, a fine of $80. She refused to sign the ticket, then when the police officer ordered her to step out of the truck, she drove off.

After chasing her down, she was dragged out of the truck, she hit and kicked him to get away, he threatened to shoot her with a taser, she continued (on the ground) to shout invective and say she would not be arrested, he tasered her, she still refused to comply, he tasered her again, then he had to force her arms behind her to put the cuffs on.

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gocart mozart  May 21, 2020 • 7:40:48pm

Should somebody call a welfare check on this old man. He may be having a stroke.

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Dread Pirate  May 21, 2020 • 7:42:45pm

re: #65 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

So, a typical segment on Live PD.

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Jebediah, RBG  May 21, 2020 • 7:43:38pm

re: #49 teleskiguy

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God damn right she would be dead if she were black!

“You be fair with me, and I’ll be fair with you” Not how it works, Karen.
I found the last bits of the video to quite satisfying, though.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 21, 2020 • 7:43:55pm

re: #66 gocart mozart

This is apparently what they’re referring to.

No buzzwords in there. Nope.

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Jebediah, RBG  May 21, 2020 • 7:45:54pm

re: #51 A Mom Anon

I really cannot fathom the life someone has that they honestly think they don’t have to comply with a ticket or order from a cop. She honestly to god thought what she was doing was ok. WTF?

Inorite!?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 7:47:48pm

re: #51 A Mom Anon

I really cannot fathom the life someone has that they honestly think they don’t have to comply with a ticket or order from a cop. She honestly to god thought what she was doing was ok. WTF?

A lot of people are saying “the Karen got what she deserved” in that thread, but no place in the video did I ever see her ask for a manager. /s

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mmmirele  May 21, 2020 • 7:50:32pm

Did anyone post this earlier?

While the SATs were given enormous weight when I graduated from high school in 1978, not everyone took them. I didn’t, as junior college didn’t require the SAT. But *surprise* I had to sit the ACT for placement at junior college. I did get 8 hours of biology credit out of it, so it wasn’t all that bad for me, but that 12 (out of 36) I got on the math section must have left people scratching their heads, since I got a 36 out of 36 on the science section.

That said, testing has become this MONSTER over the ensuing decades. It’s not quite to the point of the exit tests given in other countries which can be decisive for where a student can go to college or even their future path, but it’s getting there. I’m kind of glad to see Big Test Inc. taken down a peg or two. Just because I did horrible in math didn’t mean I couldn’t do college work, or, later, go on to law school.

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Dread Pirate  May 21, 2020 • 7:52:06pm
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gocart mozart  May 21, 2020 • 7:52:48pm

re: #69 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Trump’s tweet wasn’t responding to anyone. It was free standing.

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austin_blue  May 21, 2020 • 7:55:36pm

re: #64 Dread Pirate

Texas

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New highs across the board. Reopening doesn’t look like a good idea right now, does it?

We ordered outside pickup from Uchi tonight for our anniversary (26th!), No way we were going into the store, even for a special day at a place we have been weekly patrons for years that is now partially opened.

She Who Must Be Obeyed ran into Naomi, a tattooed, punk line chef with a ferret named Finn at the pickup. She’s dear to us, as are many of the employees at the shop. She’s squeaking by, but only just. I don’t know when we will be comfortable giving them our custom inside the store. Naomi understood.

But she said the umbrella group for the restaurants under their control are doing their best to protect their employees, economically and health-wise. I respect that and look forward to a safe return to business.

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teleskiguy  May 21, 2020 • 7:58:38pm
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retired cynic  May 21, 2020 • 7:59:19pm

re: #75 austin_blue

… We ordered outside pickup from Uchi tonight for our anniversary (26th!), No way we were going into the store, even for a special day at a place we have been weekly patrons for years that is now partially opened. …

Yesterday would have been our 46th. We did pretty good, making it to 40 when my husband was in his mid-40s. They had a program on grieving in the age of covid-19 on NPR as I was driving to an appointment, and it really got me in the feels. Sigh.

I am delighted you had a special meal, got to see a good friend. Hope you are right, that we can see some threads of normality soon.

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Patricia Kayden  May 21, 2020 • 8:00:02pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 8:00:30pm

re: #52 jaunte

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  May 21, 2020 • 8:02:13pm

re: #79 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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So *THAT’S* where our 20,000 test kits went. Asshole.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 8:02:46pm

re: #76 teleskiguy

Feral conservatives.

Perhaps that should be a Twitter hashtag.

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retired cynic  May 21, 2020 • 8:03:38pm

re: #77 retired cynic

edited to remove extra stuff; sorry!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  May 21, 2020 • 8:04:15pm

re: #76 teleskiguy

Kandid Karen Kamera

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Joe Bacon 🌹  May 21, 2020 • 8:06:03pm

re: #76 teleskiguy

[Embedded content]

End result of Trump’s glorification of people making assholes of themselves.

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Dread Pirate  May 21, 2020 • 8:08:06pm
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gocart mozart  May 21, 2020 • 8:08:34pm
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retired cynic  May 21, 2020 • 8:09:59pm

re: #86 gocart mozart

You win that round!

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mmmirele  May 21, 2020 • 8:10:30pm

re: #54 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

For those who have not heard, a couple of days ago a famous TV-preacher/evangelist, Ravi Zacharias, died.

He had quite a following and his death have brought out the usual suspects showering Ravi with praise, including Pence.

But the truth about Ravi is not very kind to him (as noted even by some Christians put off by his antics.)

See: TEN INDISPUTABLE FACTS ABOUT RAVI ZACHARIAS

I know the guy who runs the RaviWatch website. He’s a San Francisco attorney and banjo aficionado. I also know the woman who was (IMHO) forced into a coercive NDA. She’s asking to be released from it now that Ravi Zacharias is dead.

Zacharias had no problem breaking the NDA when he talked about his “affair” and threatened suicide with Christianity Today. As I told one of his defenders on Twitter, Zacharias and his wife made over $500,000 from Ravi Zacharias International Ministries in 2015 and they could afford a lawyer for harassment. (To say nothing of the likelihood that fancy financial accounting was likely used to have the ministry pay for Zacharias’ attorneys.) Ms. Thompson is nowhere near on the same footing as a ministry that pulled in ~$25 million in 2015.

Twitter has been an absolute SEWER of Evangelicals praising Zacharias for the last couple of days. It doesn’t matter to them that he had an affair (of sorts, enough to want an NDA), it doesn’t matter that he lied about his educational credentials, it doesn’t matter that he lied about being a scholar or lecturing at Oxford and Cambridge. None of that matters. What matters in in their minds is that Zacharias got people “saved.” That is all.

I could go on a long rant, and maybe I shall for the overnighters, but I’m going to hit the drive through for dinner.

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bratwurst  May 21, 2020 • 8:15:41pm
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Chrysicat  May 21, 2020 • 8:16:14pm

(Hate using socialist terms, but the fact is pre-New Deal, and arguably pre-WWII, the CPUSA was right that our working class was quite literally the people Marx was writing about, and any who weren’t racist fucksticks prolly still thought of themselves as the people Marx was writing about).

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 21, 2020 • 8:18:06pm

re: #74 gocart mozart

Trump’s tweet wasn’t responding to anyone. It was free standing.

I know. I was just saying.

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austin_blue  May 21, 2020 • 8:19:44pm

re: #86 gocart mozart

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Yep

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Dread Pirate  May 21, 2020 • 8:21:26pm
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Chrysicat  May 21, 2020 • 8:21:42pm

re: #91 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

To be fair to him regarding both of you, I’m not sure anyone currently aboard AF1 knows how to quote-tweet, and someone may have feared that a reply in Woods’s thread would get no response other than from Woods’s pre-existing followers.

Which just proves he’s an idiot, because MT’ing via the RT button has been a thing for almost a year.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 8:21:50pm

re: #90 Chrysicat

Wow, there’s some real racist and antisemitic crap in that thread.

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plansbandc  May 21, 2020 • 8:21:59pm

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Chrysicat  May 21, 2020 • 8:29:57pm

Not sure if this will eventually earn me a suspension (TERFS flag like nobody’s business), but this is what I was doing before I crashed out this morning:

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Belafon  May 21, 2020 • 8:35:58pm

re: #93 Dread Pirate

[Embedded content]

That’s what happens when one party is waging war on the country.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 8:46:46pm

re: #87 retired cynic

You win that round!

Pink Lloyd
Hoghat
The Snack

100
gocart mozart  May 21, 2020 • 8:49:50pm
101
Dave In Austin  May 21, 2020 • 8:56:23pm
102
KingKenrod  May 21, 2020 • 8:56:36pm

The Coors

103
Belafon  May 21, 2020 • 8:58:22pm

The Cahs

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Dread Pirate  May 21, 2020 • 9:00:41pm

re: #103 Belafon

The Cahs

From boston, eh?

105
KingKenrod  May 21, 2020 • 9:01:29pm

Queef

(sorry)

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Dave In Austin  May 21, 2020 • 9:10:10pm
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Dave In Austin  May 21, 2020 • 9:10:46pm
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Dread Pirate  May 21, 2020 • 9:11:39pm
109
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 9:12:21pm

re: #105 KingKenrod

Queef

(sorry)

Coldpray
Green Hay
Nickelhack
Nine Inch Fails
Jethro Dull

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So Cal Greek Hippie  May 21, 2020 • 9:14:19pm

Grateful Deaf

111
KingKenrod  May 21, 2020 • 9:16:46pm

STYE

(Is it possible to ruin Styx band name?)

112
FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  May 21, 2020 • 9:18:14pm

re: #105 KingKenrod

Queef

(sorry)

Queeg. Only paranoid songs about strawberries and ball bearings.

113
KingKenrod  May 21, 2020 • 9:18:23pm

re: #109 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Nickelhack
Jethro Dull

Not just ruined, but more accurate!

114
So Cal Greek Hippie  May 21, 2020 • 9:18:54pm

2016 cloud formation North of Ventura CA

115
William Lewis  May 21, 2020 • 9:19:40pm

re: #111 KingKenrod

STYE

(Is it possible to ruin Styx band name?)

Hey, now I liked them. Ok, I was 12 but their earlier albums were competent.

116
Dave In Austin  May 21, 2020 • 9:20:12pm

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  May 21, 2020 • 9:21:47pm

re: #116 Dave In Austin

Looking at old sports cars? And I also wonder when was the last time Trump actually drove a car? Or a vehicle outside of a golf cart?

118
William Lewis  May 21, 2020 • 9:21:53pm

Also, if you’re in need of a fun track tonight, check out the page I just posted with Green Day’s cover of Blondie.

119
KingKenrod  May 21, 2020 • 9:22:03pm

re: #115 William Lewis

Hey, now I liked them. Ok, I was 12 but their earlier albums were competent.

I was the biggest Styx fan at 12 years old. I listened to them so much I think they got written into my DNA.

120
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 9:23:23pm

I scored 8, my wife scored three.

121
So Cal Greek Hippie  May 21, 2020 • 9:26:19pm

The Nogos
Flock of Sexgulls
The Clasp

122
KingKenrod  May 21, 2020 • 9:28:36pm

re: #121 So Cal Greek Hippie

Flock of Sexgulls

Hall of Fame entry!

123
sagehen  May 21, 2020 • 9:29:39pm

re: #120 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I scored 8, my wife scored three.

[Embedded content]

Am I the “winner” with 19?

124
jaunte  May 21, 2020 • 9:30:13pm

re: #120 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Zero for me.

125
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 9:30:20pm
126
So Cal Greek Hippie  May 21, 2020 • 9:30:26pm

BO-549
MISS
The Curb

127
jaunte  May 21, 2020 • 9:30:38pm

The Bank

128
Dread Pirate  May 21, 2020 • 9:34:53pm
129
Hecuba's daughter  May 21, 2020 • 9:36:22pm

re: #123 sagehen

Am I the “winner” with 19?

Nope. 22 for me!

130
Dread Pirate  May 21, 2020 • 9:37:17pm

re: #129 Hecuba’s daughter

Nope. 22 for me!

And I thought I was a picky eater.

131
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 9:38:14pm

Blaming Lips
Poo Fighters
The Dinks (or maybe The Sinks)
The Lardbirds

132
teleskiguy  May 21, 2020 • 9:38:15pm

Magadeth.

133
FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  May 21, 2020 • 9:39:32pm

re: #124 jaunte

Zero for me.

Zero for myself as well. Some aren’t favorites, but I’ve eaten all of them. And appreciation of some has changed over the years.

134
Dave In Austin  May 21, 2020 • 9:41:05pm
135
sagehen  May 21, 2020 • 9:42:51pm

The Bagels.
Creap
NWO
Doodie Brothers

136
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 9:42:54pm

re: #128 Dread Pirate

She’s not even original. She stole the list from other crackpots.

137
jaunte  May 21, 2020 • 9:43:28pm

re: #133 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

I never really had a great snail.

138
A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  May 21, 2020 • 9:43:50pm

re: #120 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I scored 8, my wife scored three.

[Embedded content]

Four.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  May 21, 2020 • 9:44:14pm

re: #137 jaunte

I never really had a great snail.

Tried them while I was in France a few years back.

140
jaunte  May 21, 2020 • 9:44:52pm

re: #139 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

They were a pretty good garlic butter delivery system.

141
So Cal Greek Hippie  May 21, 2020 • 9:45:32pm

Chin Lizzie

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William Lewis  May 21, 2020 • 9:45:49pm

re: #120 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I scored 8, my wife scored three.

There are a number of “eh, I’d prefer not to” foods on that list but only 4 I’ll say Nope to.

143
Belafon  May 21, 2020 • 9:46:53pm

Van Helen
Mister Fister
Ball Out Boy
Alice in Chairs
Pixie Chicks

144
FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  May 21, 2020 • 9:47:10pm

Puns and Roses.
(might be entertaining if that was their schtick)

The B-58s
(only play disco)

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  May 21, 2020 • 9:48:14pm

re: #137 jaunte

I never really had a great snail.

Tried them once. No desire to eat them again. Garlic butter is for San Francisco sourdough.

146
austin_blue  May 21, 2020 • 9:52:20pm

re: #113 KingKenrod

Not just ruined, but more accurate!

Jethro Dull is more accurate?

Hiiiiiisssss.

Bad KingKenrod! Bad boy!

One of the great bands of the sixties, seventies, and eighties. One of the few that integrated medieval influences into popular music. Martin Barre is one of the best rock guitarists ever, and Ian Anderson is a remarkable vocalist.

And oh. by the way, we blew past Texas Memorial Stadium today as the stadium containing the dead and reached Cotton Bowl ( 96,009) levels. We are now at 96,354.

Next up is Bryant-Denny Stadium at the University of Alabama at 101,821. I figure three days.

With the increase we are seeing in States that have “opened up”, I figure we will run out of US stadiums in a week. The last one is at the University of Michigan with a volume of 107,420.

This is horrible. It could have been so much better, if anyone in the Executive gave a fuck about staving this off. They didn’t.

Night all. I’m going to go pound a pillow.

147
FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  May 21, 2020 • 9:53:00pm

Geezer

148
mmmirele  May 21, 2020 • 9:55:37pm

re: #90 Chrysicat

[Embedded content]

(Hate using socialist terms, but the fact is pre-New Deal, and arguably pre-WWII, the CPUSA was right that our working class was quite literally the people Marx was writing about, and any who weren’t racist fucksticks prolly still thought of themselves as the people Marx was writing about).

Once, my sister said the worst thing to happen to the USA was the election of FDR. I told her she ought to be thanking God every day for FDR because he managed to deflect a rising workers’ movement with the New Deal. “He saved rich and middle-class people from a revolution which could have ended very badly for them.” On the one hand, I’m glad we had the New Deal, but on the other hand, FDR really did help tamp down a rising workers movement. But that movement had every potential to get out of hand.

*sigh*

149
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 9:58:03pm

re: #135 sagehen

The Bagels.
Creap
NWO
Doodie Brothers

INKS (INXS)
Motördead
The She
Grateful Head
Cheap Track
Fool (Tool)

150
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 10:03:25pm

re: #149 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

151
teleskiguy  May 21, 2020 • 10:05:59pm
152
teleskiguy  May 21, 2020 • 10:10:31pm

Sad Brains.

153
teleskiguy  May 21, 2020 • 10:11:06pm

Rad Religion.

154
Jay C  May 21, 2020 • 10:11:35pm

Fed Zeppelin

155
PrairieQueen  May 21, 2020 • 10:12:25pm

re: #116 Dave In Austin

Has the posture of a yard gnome.

156
Targetpractice  May 21, 2020 • 10:15:17pm

re: #147 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Geezer

Oi! I resemble that remark!

(Blue Album dropped in ‘94. Mein Gott, I feel old.)

157
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 10:15:51pm

re: #151 teleskiguy

Ugh, The Transformed Wife (Lori Alexander), yet another Christian apologist who is a first-class pain and absolute poison for young impressionable Christians.

She’s been to college and was a teacher for many years. (She did not homeschool her own children, though she advocates for that for other women.)

fundamentalists.fandom.com (basic bio)

Lori Alexander and the Damage She Does (Goes to No Longer Quivering, a blog by a Christian who escaped that movement)

158
Belafon  May 21, 2020 • 10:16:26pm

re: #151 teleskiguy

159
Joe Bacon 🌹  May 21, 2020 • 10:16:48pm

re: #148 mmmirele

Once, my sister said the worst thing to happen to the USA was the election of FDR. I told her she ought to be thanking God every day for FDR because he managed to deflect a rising workers’ movement with the New Deal. “He saved rich and middle-class people from a revolution which could have ended very badly for them.” On the one hand, I’m glad we had the New Deal, but on the other hand, FDR really did help tamp down a rising workers movement. But that movement had every potential to get out of hand.

*sigh*

During the Depression they did have a CP movement that was getting stronger and pushing the Socialist Party to the left and yes many CP and SP members got involved in the CIO unionization struggles with my grandparents. And you’re making a correct point. If Hoover had still been President and defeated FDR things would have gotten really ugly.

160
PrairieQueen  May 21, 2020 • 10:16:50pm

re: #151 teleskiguy

This is like a made up board game where everyone gets to write and interpret the rules as they like, and argue other people don’t understand the “real” rules. A bullshit, made up, fantasy board game, often with a goal of who gets the most money or subjugates the most people.

161
KingKenrod  May 21, 2020 • 10:18:13pm

The Bee Pees
Dong
The Beach Goys
Goy Division
Fun Goy Three

162
Targetpractice  May 21, 2020 • 10:20:26pm

So I’m not only engaged in my usual catch-up, but also realizing how little I pay attention to local events, as I didn’t til today that Gov. Northam apparently had enough pressure applied to bend on his “beaches closed through Memorial Day” declaration last week. As of today (Friday), only the VB Oceanfront will be open to the public. But public distancing rules are still in effect, and most businesses on the Oceanfront are still closed, so I’m predicting a Cat 5 clusterfuck by this afternoon as all the tourists bum-rush the beach.

On a related note, while the Oceanfront is opened as of today, every other beach from Norfolk up to the Maryland line remains closed through the weekend. I’m not saying money changed hands here, but I am saying that our city council are a bunch of crooked fucks, so…

163
Dave In Austin  May 21, 2020 • 10:21:44pm

It’s 0120 in DC and he’s shit tweeting.

164
KingKenrod  May 21, 2020 • 10:22:53pm

re: #146 austin_blue

I accept my Tull admonishment, I like them just fine.

165
KingKenrod  May 21, 2020 • 10:23:35pm

re: #163 Dave In Austin

It’s 0120 in DC and he’s shit tweeting.

[Embedded content]

He’s so proud when he hits 50% in a poll once every month or so.

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Targetpractice  May 21, 2020 • 10:23:46pm

re: #163 Dave In Austin

It’s 0120 in DC and he’s shit tweeting.

[Embedded content]

Ah, the Hill-HarrisX poll, the same one that said Bernie was the front-runner for the Dem nomination…right before he cratered in SC and never recovered.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 21, 2020 • 10:28:09pm

re: #151 teleskiguy

YouTuber “God Is Grey” (a Christian who is friends with counter-apologist Mr. Atheist) went after Lori Alexander for promoting marital rape. (9:11)

The Transformed Wife Needs to Stop | God is Grey

Rachel Oates (a counter-apologist) goes after Lori Alexander’s hate-filled Twitter account. (17:20)

Reading The Transformed Wife’s Tweets

Mr. Atheist goes after her for her stanning Stephan Molyneux and other libertarian fascists. (20:35)

Stefan Molyneux is Basically The Transformed Wife (And She LOVES Him!)

168
Dr Lizardo  May 21, 2020 • 10:30:06pm

re: #42 The Pie Overlord!

The weirdest part of Trump’s pseudo rally was not his praise of Henry Ford’s “bloodlines” but his claim that he went to a Ford dealership and couldn’t afford to buy a car there!

He’s supposed to be super rich? Also has he ever even driven a car?

He must know that he would be turned down for a car loan by Ford Credit because of this, uh, habit he has of taking out loans and not paying them back.

I drive a Lincoln. Probably Trump has less money & worse credit than I do.

I’m calling the dealership tomorrow to see if they will extend the lease for the amount of time my car is sitting in the garage while I’m staying home & not driving.

If Trump went to any dealership to buy a car, he’d almost certainly have to pay cash as his credit history would make financing pretty much impossible.

And he likely doesn’t have enough cash on hand to buy a new car outright.

169
Dr Lizardo  May 21, 2020 • 10:43:50pm

re: #67 Dread Pirate

So, a typical segment on Live PD.

It was basically “In this video, a Karen gets her comeuppance”.

170
Kilroy was here  May 21, 2020 • 10:50:38pm

bedonce

171
William Lewis  May 21, 2020 • 11:29:35pm

re: #65 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

The back end of her truck was smashed in, and she’d received an equipment violation warning six months previously.

The police officer pulled her over to write her an equipment violation ticket, a fine of $80. She refused to sign the ticket, then when the police officer ordered her to step out of the truck, she drove off.

After chasing her down, she was dragged out of the truck, she hit and kicked him to get away, he threatened to shoot her with a taser, she continued (on the ground) to shout invective and say she would not be arrested, he tasered her, she still refused to comply, he tasered her again, then he had to force her arms behind her to put the cuffs on.

So, yeah, only alive from white privilege. Native or black up here in WI would be as dead as anywhere else.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  May 22, 2020 • 2:40:22am

re: #109 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Moldy Blues

173
Decatur Deb  May 22, 2020 • 6:00:25am

re: #146 austin_blue

Jethro Dull is more accurate?

Hiiiiiisssss.

Bad KingKenrod! Bad boy!

One of the great bands of the sixties, seventies, and eighties. One of the few that integrated medieval influences into popular music. Martin Barre is one of the best rock guitarists ever, and Ian Anderson is a remarkable vocalist.

And oh. by the way, we blew past Texas Memorial Stadium today as the stadium containing the dead and reached Cotton Bowl ( 96,009) levels. We are now at 96,354.

Next up is Bryant-Denny Stadium at the University of Alabama at 101,821. I figure three days.

With the increase we are seeing in States that have “opened up”, I figure we will run out of US stadiums in a week. The last one is at the University of Michigan with a volume of 107,420.

This is horrible. It could have been so much better, if anyone in the Executive gave a fuck about staving this off. They didn’t.

Night all. I’m going to go pound a pillow.

Heavy Horses is the greatest song since Johnny B. Goode.

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retired cynic  May 22, 2020 • 7:06:27am

re: #120 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I scored 8, my wife scored three.

[Embedded content]

Two. And I’m working on blue cheese! So then it would just be one: beets. Note that turnips is not on the list. I have worked on parsnips, and gotten them into the mix.


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