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Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:11:01am

To hell with Trump!

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The Pie Overlord!  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:13:41am

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SteelPH  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:13:47am

Fuck Trump, the GOP, and ya know what? Fuck the Berners who insisted that Hillary Clinton would’ve been worse or the exact same, and continue to do so with Joe Biden.

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gocart mozart  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:13:51am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:15:33am

re: #3 SteelPH

Fuck Trump, the GOP, and ya know what? Fuck the Berners who insisted that Hillary Clinton would’ve been worse or the exact same, and continue to do so with Joe Biden.

Word

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lawhawk  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:18:54am

F to the T, the GOP, and the mendacious media™

Seth Meyers also had a funny bit about all this (with an appearance of Ethan Hawke):

Trump’s Tulsa Rally Was a Flop: A Closer Look

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:21:48am

Aw Christ, the wackaloon Qanons from the previous thread are ALSO total Sovereign Citizens

I guess it figures. Once you build your entire worldview around toxic delusions that the Pope, Charlie Sheen & Mitt Romney have all been arrested & executed, then the notion that laws don’t actually exist is a minor step.

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:23:07am

Well, I guess we find out today how elections are evolving in America. Kentucky has one big-ass warehouse that seems fairly empty, although the early indications are that even more people are voting than in the Obama elections

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:25:11am

Sarah Palin is another matter

Here he’s not wrong
And he doesn’t mince words

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Teukka  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:25:19am

re: #7 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

Aw Christ, the wackaloon Qanons from the previous thread are ALSO total Sovereign Citizens

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I guess it figures. Once you build your entire worldview around toxic delusions that the Pope, Charlie Sheen & Mitt Romney have all been arrested & executed, then the notion that laws don’t actually exist is a minor step.

Fthagn! I need more caffeine to cope with this…
(h/t to Discord acquaintance who said it first)

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:26:27am

re: #7 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

Aw Christ, the wackaloon Qanons from the previous thread are ALSO total Sovereign Citizens

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I guess it figures. Once you build your entire worldview around toxic delusions that the Pope, Charlie Sheen & Mitt Romney have all been arrested & executed, then the notion that laws don’t actually exist is a minor step.

Oh don’t forget Oprah. Q says she was executed at Gitmo and replaced with a duplicate too!

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Interesting Times  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:27:52am

From Twitter’s resident Ob-gyn - looks like Tampongate is a hoax:

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:28:03am

I really don’t know how much of Q is people who believe this stuff and how much of it is just people who take perverse delight in spreading it and seeing what kind of response they get

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:28:15am

re: #7 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

Aw Christ, the wackaloon Qanons from the previous thread are ALSO total Sovereign Citizens

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I guess it figures. Once you build your entire worldview around toxic delusions that the Pope, Charlie Sheen & Mitt Romney have all been arrested & executed, then the notion that laws don’t actually exist is a minor step.

The income tax isn’t legal either. //
Sheesh

Crackpots

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:29:54am

re: #14 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

The income tax isn’t legal either. //
Sheesh

Crackpots

That’s a key cornerstone of Bircher ideology. They insisted that Ohio illegally ratified the 16th Amendment.

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Teukka  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:29:58am

re: #13 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I really don’t know how much of Q is people who believe this stuff and how much of it is just people who take perverse delight in spreading it and seeing what kind of response they get

Once you have been exposed to enough lies, you lose the ability to distinguish between lies and truth, fiction and reality. I don’t think I need to explain it further.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:31:09am

re: #12 Interesting Times

From Twitter’s resident Ob-gyn - looks like Tampongate is a hoax:

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Like they got time to look at the card issuer
Often the barista isn’t the cashier anyway
How would they know?
Are there hand signals?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:31:23am

re: #16 Teukka

Once you have been exposed to enough lies, you lose the ability to distinguish between lies and truth, fiction and reality. I don’t think I need to explain it further.

I just wonder how many of them see it as a form a Performance Art.

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:32:10am

re: #16 Teukka

Once you have been exposed to enough lies, you lose the ability to distinguish between lies and truth, fiction and reality. I don’t think I need to explain it further.

Relatives go to a church where the Pulpit Pimp Preacher is a Qbot. Ans yes they believe all the Q shit that Tom Hanks was executed at Gitmo for harvesting children’s skins to make red shoes in a movie he was in.

Oh…JFK Jr is supposed to reveal himself at the Turning Pointless Coronafest tonight…

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lawhawk  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:32:22am

re: #12 Interesting Times

It walked and talked like a scam, and yeah, it was a scam by cops making it appear that someone was tampering with their food.

The police continue to expose themselves as nothing but an organized gang that has sanction to kill and maim people with legal immunity.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:32:58am

re: #20 lawhawk

It walked and talked like a scam, and yeah, it was a scam by cops making it appear that someone was tampering with their food.

The police continue to expose themselves as nothing but an organized gang that has sanction to kill and maim people with legal immunity.

you would think that cops know a thing or two about tampering with evidence and how to detect it…

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:34:57am

re: #21 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

you would think that cops know a thing or two about tampering with evidence and how to detect it…

The truth is these are not very bright guys..

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Charles Johnson  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:35:10am
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Teukka  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:35:27am

Random Thought I heard on teh intertubez…

“What if 2020 is just a trailer for 2021?”re: #22 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

The truth is these are not very bright guys..

… And things got out of hand…

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Interesting Times  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:35:34am

re: #17 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Like they got time to look at the card issuer
Often the barista isn’t the cashier anyway
How would they know?
Are there hand signals?

This too (so even if the cop isn’t making this up out of whole cloth/feminine hygiene products, he’s at most the victim of sloppy food prep practices):

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lawhawk  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:36:28am
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SteelPH  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:36:31am

re: #23 Charles Johnson

They’re memorials to enemy combatants.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:37:29am

re: #27 SteelPH

They’re memorials to enemy combatants.

Intended to intimidate minorities trying to exercise their rights…

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jaunte  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:37:53am

“You’re out of your element, Donnie!”

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:38:00am

Hell Nathan Bedford Forrest never served a single day wearing an United States Army uniform. But Trump doesn’t know or care about facts.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:38:18am

re: #28 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Intended to intimidate minorities trying to exercise their rights…

50 years after the end of the war.

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A Mom Anon  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:39:35am

re: #21 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

This crap is going to get someone hurt or killed. Because these asshole Blue Lives Matter supporters are not above doing something awful to show their support for the cops. There needs to be a consequence for this shit, but I am not holding my breath.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:39:58am

re: #31 The Pie Overlord!

50 years after the end of the war.

In the peak of the Klan. It wasn’t unintentional and none of these right wingers had a problem when statues went down in the Eastern bloc.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:40:04am

A portrait of Trump made entirely of pig entrails…guess what they used for the mouth.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:40:05am

re: #27 SteelPH

They’re memorials to *loser* enemy combatants.

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lawhawk  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:40:29am

re: #29 jaunte

Trump will turn around and claim that he’s got a ban in place (there isn’t a ban - just limited travel - travel nonetheless). Every other country would be wise to ban travel to US until the US gets covid19 under control, because we are a vector for everyone else with uncontrolled spread thanks to the Trumpists all across the nation.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:40:49am

re: #26 lawhawk

JFC.

That’s just downright evil.

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:41:08am

Neighbor calls cops on 9-year-old for ‘Black Lives Matter’ message — but her attempt to halt the chalk art backfires

A suburban Columbus neighborhood rallied around a girl whose chalk art drew a complaint to police.

The 9-year-old girl wrote “Black Lives Matter” on the pavement in chalk last week in front of her Canal Winchester home, but a neighbor came outside and yelled at her and then called sheriff’s deputies, reported WBNS-TV.

Yet another Karen making an asshole of herself…

rawstory.com

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jaunte  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:41:55am
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Jack Burton  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:41:57am

re: #32 A Mom Anon

This crap is going to get someone hurt or killed. Because these asshole Blue Lives Matter supporters are not above doing something awful to show their support for the cops. There needs to be a consequence for this shit, but I am not holding my breath.

“Blue Lives Matter”

Are Andorians and/or Bolians being oppressed now too?

//

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Charles Johnson  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:42:19am
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SteelPH  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:42:43am

re: #28 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Intended to intimidate minorities trying to exercise their rights…

Bingo.

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jaunte  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:42:53am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:42:57am

re: #38 Joe Bacon 🌹

At least the rest of the community seems reasonable:

After the confrontation, neighbors have been adding to Mira’s display with chalk art of their own.

“I wrote, ‘Keep on chalking, Mira,’” said neighbor Craig Kahle.

Jenna Acklin said the show of support meant a lot to her family.

“I’m so glad that it has spread the way it has, and I hope that people chalk their own walls and driveways,” she said.

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:43:05am

re: #10 Teukka

Fthagn! I need more caffeine to cope with this…
(h/t to Discord acquaintance who said it first)

Curse you, Thornton, I’ll teach you to faint at what my family do! … ‘Sblood, thou stinkard, I’ll learn ye how to gust … wolde ye swynke me thilke wys? … Magna Mater! Magna Mater! … Atys … Dia ad aghaidh ‘s ad aodann … agus bas dunach ort! Dhonas ‘s dholas ort, agus leat-sa! … Ungl … ungl … rrrlh … chchch …

Man, H.P. Lovecraft was a real racist P.O.S., though. Read him when I was a teen, and didn’t pick up on it then, but now? Sheesh.

I’ve heard from my Hollywood friends that this is definitely going to be a part of the new HBO series.

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A Mom Anon  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:43:24am

re: #38 Joe Bacon 🌹

I know where that is. It’s off of Route 33 headed into SE Ohio, aka the heroin highway.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:43:53am

This kid could sure use our support.

Some anti-masker was berating him for doing his job. I called the store and talked to the manager. If anyone else has a chance, perhaps you can too.

Just google the location to get the phone number.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:44:30am

re: #38 Joe Bacon 🌹

Neighbor calls cops on 9-year-old for ‘Black Lives Matter’ message — but her attempt to halt the chalk art backfires

A suburban Columbus neighborhood rallied around a girl whose chalk art drew a complaint to police.

The 9-year-old girl wrote “Black Lives Matter” on the pavement in chalk last week in front of her Canal Winchester home, but a neighbor came outside and yelled at her and then called sheriff’s deputies, reported WBNS-TV.

Yet another Karen making an asshole of herself…

rawstory.com

Washable sidewalk chalk is vandalism?

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:44:58am

re: #15 Joe Bacon 🌹

That’s a key cornerstone of Bircher ideology. They insisted that Ohio illegally ratified the 16th Amendment.

The main worry I have about them is that enough of them get together that they get their little weenies all up, and then decided to prove their FREEDUMB!! by going to a gathering toting all their AR-15s.

History is replete with examples of “there was a tense standoff, and nobody is really sure who shot first, but that’s when the real bloodbath started … “

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:45:15am

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:48:36am

re: #19 Joe Bacon 🌹

Relatives go to a church where the Pulpit Pimp Preacher is a Qbot. Ans yes they believe all the Q shit that Tom Hanks was executed at Gitmo for harvesting children’s skins to make red shoes in a movie he was in.

Oh…JFK Jr is supposed to reveal himself at the Turning Pointless Coronafest tonight…

The preacher actually spews QAnon shit?

Egad.

I mean, it’s basically the ravings of untreated mental illness. Dive deep enough, and you feel like you’re dealing with an Axis 1 paranoid-schiz.

Maybe some people get delight from hyping themselves all up, but for a church to sit still for someone raving like the Lovecraft character at the end of “Rats in the Walls” is a sad indictment of how Hate Radio & Fox have conditioned people to accept ANY level of freakazoid madness.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:49:50am

re: #41 Charles Johnson

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He’s a fucking monster.

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:49:58am

re: #15 Joe Bacon 🌹

That’s a key cornerstone of Bircher ideology. They insisted that Ohio illegally ratified the 16th Amendment.

Hadn’t heard that particular detail. Early on, I had to deal with the Posse Comitatus types, and my brother-in-law’s family is all up in that particular ideology. Every once in a while, I get an earful of sad diatribes about how they are all so oppressed.

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:51:56am

re: #25 Interesting Times

This too (so even if the cop isn’t making this up out of whole cloth/feminine hygiene products, he’s at most the victim of sloppy food prep practices):

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Ex-girlfriend of mine owned 3 Jack-in-the-Box franchises in Orange County. Before they really cracked down on their supply chain, they would get some really gnarly meat.

Some of you might be eating, so I’ll spare you the story of the “Really Big Chicken Pus Sandwich” that got them fined by the food cops.

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Belafon  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:51:59am

re: #2 The Pie Overlord!

Is that a Disturbed album cover?

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:56:04am

re: #53 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

Hadn’t heard that particular detail. Early on, I had to deal with the Posse Comitatus types, and my brother-in-law’s family is all up in that particular ideology. Every once in a while, I get an earful of sad diatribes about how they are all so oppressed.

Cecil explains it for you.

Dear Cecil:

Do Americans really have to pay income tax? I have been told the 16th Amendment, which authorized the income tax, is invalid because Ohio was not legally a state at the time of ratification. So far I haven’t had the nerve to actually try this argument out on the IRS, but with Christmas coming I could use the extra cash. What do you think, Cecil, is it worth a shot?

Read the reply…

straightdope.com

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:57:31am
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BeachDem  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:58:54am

re: #46 A Mom Anon

I know where that is. It’s off of Route 33 headed into SE Ohio, aka the heroin highway.

And I never thought of it as a Columbus suburb.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 10:59:04am

re: #47 GlutenFreeJesus

This kid could sure use our support.

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Starbucks refused to serve you
Not the employee

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:00:05am

re: #57 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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They’re not wrong to do so but I’ll be damned if this isn’t yet another new low in the age of Trump.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:00:50am

re: #51 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

The preacher actually spews QAnon shit?

Egad.

I mean, it’s basically the ravings of untreated mental illness. Dive deep enough, and you feel like you’re dealing with an Axis 1 paranoid-schiz.

Maybe some people get delight from hyping themselves all up, but for a church to sit still for someone raving like the Lovecraft character at the end of “Rats in the Walls” is a sad indictment of how Hate Radio & Fox have conditioned people to accept ANY level of freakazoid madness.

Apparently a lot of people want to belong to something so they’re fine being told what to think

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Belafon  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:01:05am

re: #45 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

Curse you, Thornton, I’ll teach you to faint at what my family do! … ‘Sblood, thou stinkard, I’ll learn ye how to gust … wolde ye swynke me thilke wys? … Magna Mater! Magna Mater! … Atys … Dia ad aghaidh ‘s ad aodann … agus bas dunach ort! Dhonas ‘s dholas ort, agus leat-sa! … Ungl … ungl … rrrlh … chchch …

Man, H.P. Lovecraft was a real racist P.O.S., though. Read him when I was a teen, and didn’t pick up on it then, but now? Sheesh.

I’ve heard from my Hollywood friends that this is definitely going to be a part of the new HBO series.

In addition to Lovecraft Country being made into the HBO series, the Ballad of Black Tom is a similar story that came out a year before: amazon.com.

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Jack Burton  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:01:25am

re: #47 GlutenFreeJesus

This kid could sure use our support.

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Karen’s post on Facebook has like 80k comments and all but half a dozen are putting her on blast.

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jaunte  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:04:44am

Man, reading all the brainwashed yahoos refusing masks in the replies to this one makes me think the infection wave is going to keep going up steeply.

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Jack Burton  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:07:37am

re: #64 jaunte

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Man, reading all the brainwashed yahoos refusing masks in the replies to this one makes me think the infection wave is going to keep going up steeply.

It will. I’ve already given up to the fact that we are basically fucked until there’s either a working treatment for COVID that at the very least prevents the ARDS part of it, or a vaccine.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:07:55am

On a lighter note:

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:10:26am

re: #57 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Sadly, we deserve every fucking bit of this. Let them ban us and that’s another thing we can lay at Trumps feet in November.

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stpaulbear  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:10:31am

re: #66 NO SMOCKING GUN!

On a lighter note:

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On the other hand, men are more likely to date men who like cats.

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A Mom Anon  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:11:33am

re: #58 BeachDem

Me either. My grandparents lived in Lancaster and Sugar Grove. Canal Winchester to me as a kid was a sign we were getting close to Lancaster. I haven’t been up there in decades, maybe urban sprawl and development has changed all that.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:12:17am

re: #68 stpaulbear

On the other hand, men are more likely to date men who like cats.

Women own cats and the immediate issue is cat compatibility…

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A Mom Anon  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:14:54am

re: #70 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I would never trust anyone my dog takes a dislike to. She’s a good judge of character, just like every pup or kitty I’ve ever known.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:15:30am

re: #64 jaunte

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Man, reading all the brainwashed yahoos refusing masks in the replies to this one makes me think the infection wave is going to keep going up steeply.

I saw one reply that suggested Hospitals are working in concert with the DNC to goose Covid numbers to force another lockdown so they can bring in mail-in voting and steal the election.

These people are disturbed.

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lawhawk  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:15:37am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:16:15am

re: #71 A Mom Anon

I would never trust anyone my dog takes a dislike to. She’s a good judge of character, just like every pup or kitty I’ve ever known.

I have only ever dated catless women

for that my ex GF just got two cats

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:18:48am

re: #73 lawhawk

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Did Dr. Fauci have to use the bathroom because he has to throw up from the stupidity of the asshole Republicans?

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lawhawk  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:21:39am

Meanwhile, the Trump walk/drink gaffe continues to cause GOPers to go out of their way to defer to Trump:

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Jack Burton  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:21:50am

I don’t know where people got the idea that cloth face masks can cause oxygen starvation1 or carbon dioxide poisoning, but I’ve checked my oxygen saturation while wearing masks several times and it’s never been remotely concerning.

So a dude (me) who has sleep apnea and sinus problems gets up and puts a mask on immediately to go to the store.

30 minutes into this. SpO2 is… 96%

So please Al Qaren, cut the bullshit.

1I think this *might* be possible with very long term wear of an N95/99mask, but not cloth ones.

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A Mom Anon  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:22:33am

re: #72 Eclectic Cyborg

Abbott is full of shit. He’s already sided with anti mask covidiots and now he expects them to just change course and do the right thing? Prove you’re serious governor and fine these idiots 50O bucks the first time, 1000 the second and the third time means house arrest for a month or jail time for two weeks. Any business letting people go to normal mode should get their license and insurance pulled. Do that, then maybe you’d be more believable.

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stpaulbear  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:23:17am

re: #70 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Women own cats and the immediate issue is cat compatibility…

Guys will just maintain separate households if the cats can’t stand each other.
/

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:23:18am

At fivethirtyeight.com, Trump and the Republicans numbers just keep getting worse. The pandemic is out of control, and Trump can’t bluster, bully or lie his way to a solution, so he’s just given up. I didn’t want 200k Americans to die, but America lost its gamble that a corrupt reality shown clown could blunder his way through a presidential term without a major crisis blowing up in his face, and we are paying the price.

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Belafon  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:26:25am

re: #80 NO SMOCKING GUN!

At fivethirtyeight.com, Trump and the Republicans numbers just keep getting worse. The pandemic is out of control, and Trump can’t bluster, bully or lie his way to a solution, so he’s just given up. I didn’t want 200k Americans to die, but America lost its gamble that a corrupt reality shown clown could blunder his way through a presidential term without a major crisis blowing up in his face, and we are paying the price.

Eventually a president has to deal with a Terminator, and Trump is failing.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:27:12am

re: #79 stpaulbear

Guys will just maintain separate households if the cats can’t stand each other.
/

Ex wife and I had cats, but it was out in the country where they could range free and use the cat flap.

I am fine with cats like that.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:27:47am

re: #55 Belafon

Is that a Disturbed album cover?

It is an entry to a contest for artists to express their frustration & anger through creativity. All submitted works must contain 2 words in particular.

huffpost.com

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b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:32:02am

re: #73 lawhawk

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Why not just say they recessed? Why have to report that Fauci had to use the bathroom?

Our press today is so lazy and pitiful.

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:32:02am

re: #78 A Mom Anon

Abbott is full of shit. He’s already sided with anti mask covidiots and now he expects them to just change course and do the right thing? Prove you’re serious governor and fine these idiots 50O bucks the first time, 1000 the second and the third time means house arrest for a month or jail time for two weeks. Any business letting people go to normal mode should get their license and insurance pulled. Do that, then maybe you’d be more believable.

You hope against hope that these brainwashed Xtians might get a revelation that The Big G sent this plague to punish this country for electing Trump…but that won’t ever occur to them…they will still believe that Soros and Gates created this illness to keep Xtians from voting…

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:32:04am

re: #72 Eclectic Cyborg

I saw one reply that suggested Hospitals are working in concert with the DNC to goose Covid numbers to force another lockdown so they can bring in mail-in voting and steal the election.

These people are disturbed.

I am so fucking sick of stupid, baseless conspiracy bullshit.

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Teukka  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:34:02am

re: #86 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I am so fucking sick of stupid, baseless conspiracy bullshit.

Me too. I so fucking sick and tired of people not bothering to do a basal check of stuff they decide to share or believe.

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Hecuba's daughter  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:34:40am

re: #9 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

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Sarah Palin is another matter

Here he’s not wrong
And he doesn’t mince words

General comment: For all her sins — and they are many — it’s unfair to compare Sarah to Trump. Sarah Palin’s 5 children are with a single husband, she has personally demonstrated her commitment to her anti-abortion views, she did not inherit wealth, and she had legitimate — if limited — experience holding office. She may be totally ignorant about issues but she’s not a sociopath. Steve did a real disservice to her by selecting her as McCain’s running mate. She may have grown in office as Governor of a small state, which is where she belonged.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:37:11am

just drove past the sofla testing center at CB Smith Park

in the beginning, weeks ago, the line was hours long

today zero cars
looks like 10 testing stations or so
today one is manned

I don’t know.if you still need an appointment and have.to have symptoms

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:38:25am

re: #76 lawhawk

Meanwhile, the Trump walk/drink gaffe continues to cause GOPers to go out of their way to defer to Trump:

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pence channeling Chevy chase channeling ford

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:38:47am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:39:14am

re: #87 Teukka

Me too. I so fucking sick and tired of people not bothering to do a basal check of stuff they decide to share or believe.

I’m dealing with the stupid Irish slaves myth right now on FB. Sigh. Also with Soros bs.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:39:24am

Tamppucino

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:39:48am

re: #88 Hecuba’s daughter

General comment: For all her sins — and they are many — it’s unfair to compare Sarah to Trump. Sarah Palin’s 5 children are with a single husband, she has personally demonstrated her commitment to her anti-abortion views, she did not inherit wealth, and she had legitimate — if limited — experience holding office. She may be totally ignorant about issues but she’s not a sociopath. Steve did a real disservice to her by selecting her as McCain’s running mate. She may have grown in office as Governor of a small state, which is where she belonged.

I only.meant that onne part

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:39:52am

OK, Joe!

How dumb are some of your relatives?

Answer—They’re dumb enough to post this…

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:40:34am

re: #95 Joe Bacon 🌹

OK, Joe!

How dumb are some of your relatives?

Answer—They’re dumb enough to post this…

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It’s all so dumb.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:43:25am

re: #95 Joe Bacon 🌹

OK, Joe!

How dumb are some of your relatives?

Answer—They’re dumb enough to post this…

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is there a secret handshake?

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gocart mozart  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:43:31am
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stpaulbear  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:43:49am

re: #95 Joe Bacon 🌹

That’s pretty damned dumb.

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:45:07am

re: #99 stpaulbear

That’s pretty damned dumb.

Oh I’m sure they will post something even dumber…

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:48:44am

re: #99 stpaulbear

That’s pretty damned dumb.

Performance art. DO not relate an Internet presence to a real person or the opinions expressed 1:1 to a real person’s opinions.

Although there are certainly people who truly and seriously buy into this, I still think it is fueled by trolls and other sociopaths who simply derive some perverse pleasure by spreading crap like this and watching the reactions.

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A Mom Anon  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:49:30am

re: #91 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Yeah, even the heaviest flow tampon doesn’t expand to that size. I saw that instantly. If the cop did this himself, he needs some female anatomy lessons, and that’s just for starters. Public ridicule for life wouldn’t be awful either.

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:50:38am

Meanwhile in Idaho…

A group of right-wing Republican legislators planned to take to the Idaho Capitol Building in an unprecedented special session, pass legislation ending the state’s COVID-19 public health orders, and triumph over a dictatorial governor who they say has exceeded his authority by attempting to steer the state away from a spike in pandemic-caused deaths.

Just a few hours later, though, things ended with a whimper: Without a quorum, the handful of legislators present simply read a proclamation, spoke their piece, and called it a day. The state that Gov. Brad Little (R) had transformed from “a Republic to Monarchy or a Dictatorship,” in the words of anti-government extremist Ammon Bundy, remained unchanged.

I can’t wait to see Joe crack down on these assholes!

talkingpointsmemo.com

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Jack Burton  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:50:50am

re: #102 A Mom Anon

Yeah, even the heaviest flow tampon doesn’t expand to that size. I saw that instantly. If the cop did this himself, he needs some female anatomy lessons, and that’s just for starters. Public ridicule for life wouldn’t be awful either.

Even I know this. My first thought was, “a tampon for what? A 12 foot tall sasquatch?”

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The Pie Overlord!  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:51:02am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:51:54am

re: #105 The Pie Overlord!

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Oh yes the many statues of Muhammad.

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Jack Burton  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:52:14am

re: #105 The Pie Overlord!

Well… At least she doesn’t have the flag of Liberia on her Twitter thinking it’s the US.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:52:48am

re: #106 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Oh yes the many statues of Muhammad.

Did Muhammad fight against the Union as well?

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:54:02am

re: #105 The Pie Overlord!

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Is she related to Talcum X?

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Charles Johnson  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:55:01am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:55:17am
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nines09  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:55:26am
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A Mom Anon  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:55:27am

re: #106 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Are there even any? Anywhere? It would seem to me the only people who would try that shit would be from the same gene pool as those who think covering bullets in pig’s blood would be a good thing…..

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:56:42am

“Dr. Deborah Birx, the coordinator of President Trump’s coronavirus task force, told the nation’s governors in a call Monday that it was vital that they ramp up testing to find asymptomatic individuals to prevent further community spread,” the Daily Beast reports.

“Her remarks stood in stark contrast to those by the president at his rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma over the weekend—and the days since—in which he said he had asked his team to slow-walk testing initiatives so as not to inflate the country’s official case count

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:58:20am

re: #113 A Mom Anon

Are there even any? Anywhere? It would seem to me the only people who would try that shit would be from the same gene pool as those who think covering bullets in pig’s blood would be a good thing…..

I’ve not seen any. My post was snark.

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lawhawk  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:58:41am

re: #106 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Now, there is a frieze erected with Mohammad here in the US. It’s located within the US Supreme Court.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 11:58:46am

re: #110 Charles Johnson

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sarcasm is not “kidding”
why didn’t they just say he was being sarcastic?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:00:55pm

re: #110 Charles Johnson

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Is it sarcasm if I suggest feeling Trump to sharks?

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Belafon  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:01:00pm

re: #113 A Mom Anon

Are there even any? Anywhere? It would seem to me the only people who would try that shit would be from the same gene pool as those who think covering bullets in pig’s blood would be a good thing…..

They seem to forget what happened to artists in France who tried to depict Mohammad.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:01:16pm

re: #117 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

sarcasm is not “kidding”
why didn’t they just say he was being sarcastic?

Because they’re not good at lying.

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Charmingly Persistent  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:01:55pm

In response to Maggie Haberman calling Biden and his campaign deeply flawed:

NY Times reporters are the most thin skinned sensitive souls.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:02:14pm

Hey, look. I found a statue of Mohammed!

Oh, wait…

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:02:21pm

re: #119 Belafon

They seem to forget what happened to artists in France who tried to depict Mohammad.

And Denmark

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A Mom Anon  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:02:48pm

re: #120 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

As much as they lie, you would think they would be better at it. Losers.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:03:13pm

re: #122 Eclectic Cyborg

Hey, look. I found a statue of Mohammed!

Mohammed General Lee!!!

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gocart mozart  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:03:46pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:04:53pm

re: #126 gocart mozart

A Starbucks barista slipped this alligator into my venti nonfat, whipped cream and 7 Splendas, 5 pumps of vanilla latte just because I said “not all cops are bad.” Also, they forgot my lemon loaf.

Please make this a national story.

That’s a crocodile! FAKE NEWS!!!!

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:05:39pm

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b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:07:42pm

re: #126 gocart mozart

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Not all Gators Crocs are bad and quit portraying them that way!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:08:40pm

re: #129 b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)

Again with the Good Croc, Bad Croc…

/

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KGxvi  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:08:59pm

re: #127 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

That’s a crocodile! FAKE NEWS!!!!

Obligatory:

Archer - Sterling Archer’s three biggest fears

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Jack Burton  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:09:08pm

re: #130 Eclectic Cyborg

Again with the Good Croc, Bad Croc…

/

All Crocs are Bastards

/

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Dave In Austin  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:09:48pm
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stpaulbear  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:10:20pm

re: #114 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

“Dr. Deborah Birx, the coordinator of President Trump’s coronavirus task force, told the nation’s governors in a call Monday that it was vital that they ramp up testing to find asymptomatic individuals to prevent further community spread,” the Daily Beast reports.

“Her remarks stood in stark contrast to those by the president at his rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma over the weekend—and the days since—in which he said he had asked his team to slow-walk testing initiatives so as not to inflate the country’s official case count

How separate is Birx from the people who control the funding for testing stations? Can Trump’s people pull out the funding for testing (as per reports from TX upthread) at the same time that the doctors are trying to order more testing? This is such a shit show of disorganization and bad intentions.

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:11:11pm

re: #121 Charmingly Persistent

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:12:53pm

re: #133 Dave In Austin

I gotta get my glasses checked, I thought for the whole time his name was “Comyn”

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BeenHereAwhile  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:14:44pm

re: #95 Joe Bacon 🌹

OK, Joe!

How dumb are some of your relatives?

Answer—They’re dumb enough to post this…

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Metamorphosesed into Publius Ovidius Naso

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:14:56pm

re: #136 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I gotta get my glasses checked, I thought for the whole time his name was “Comyn”

No his name is Cornholio.

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KGxvi  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:15:12pm

re: #135 Joe Bacon 🌹

Pretty sure the argument is that Trump is a toxic and nuclear waste dumpster fire superfund site of a president and anyone of mild competence, which (checks note), Joe Biden is, would be a better president.

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Belafon  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:15:17pm

re: #133 Dave In Austin

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Is there a transcript?

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Dave In Austin  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:16:05pm

re: #140 Belafon

I just got the re-tweet

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KGxvi  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:16:28pm

re: #140 Belafon

Is there a transcript?

There’s no transcript that will do it justice.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:16:35pm

WTAFITFS

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:17:21pm

re: #143 The Pie Overlord!

WTAFITFS

George Floyd didn’t hang himself?

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Teukka  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:17:29pm

re: #133 Dave In Austin

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Is that I tinge of red in her hair I see on some of the photos of her? Would explain why she snatches souls (and devours them). Veep material if you ask me…

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Belafon  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:17:47pm

re: #142 KGxvi

There’s no transcript that will do it justice.

What exactly happened then, for the twitter-disabled among us?

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Eventual Carrion  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:18:36pm

re: #59 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Starbucks refused to serve you
Not the employee

What’s that, I could just ignore the rules and serve you anyway? They also have a policy forbidding the employees from pissing in the customers latte, be careful which rules you think I should break.

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stpaulbear  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:19:01pm

re: #126 gocart mozart

TBogg had the best blog in the world many years ago before he decided to sign up with Fire Dog Lake. It didn’t take long for the FDL crowd and TBogg to discover that they pretty much hated each other. It was kind of fun to read TBogg go after them, but it also got old fast. His original purple blog was a riot.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:19:06pm

re: #146 Belafon

What exactly happened then, for the twitter-disabled among us?

It involved hearings on police reform, which Cornyn has stonewalled. When cornered, Cornholio asked why the Senate would want to debate Police Reform bill in private, and she reminded him that Senate Judiciary Hearings are public.

so he is either an idiot or a dissembling liar, or both

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KGxvi  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:19:40pm

re: #146 Belafon

What exactly happened then, for the twitter-disabled among us?

Cornyn tried to corner Harris with some bullshit about how the debate should happen in public, yadda yadda yadda… and she responds with “that’s the beauty of our judiciary committee hearings, they are open to the public” and then stares into what used to be his soul before moving on.

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:19:57pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:20:47pm

re: #149 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Cornholio asked why the Senate would want to debate Police Reform bill in private, and she reminded him that Senate Judiciary Hearings are public.

so he is either an idiot or a dissembling liar, or both

A liar. The deputy majority leader who served on this very committee definitely knows that. He’s just a gaslighting liar.

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Belafon  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:20:59pm

re: #149 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Cornholio asked why the Senate would want to debate Police Reform bill in private, and she reminded him that Senate Judiciary Hearings are public.

so he is either an idiot or a dissembling liar, or both

He wanted a campaign point, and there’s 70% change he’ll run his question in an ad without her reply anyway.

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KGxvi  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:21:00pm

I may be biased because she’s one of my Senators, but damn, she really should have been the nominee.

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sagehen  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:21:34pm

re: #146 Belafon

What exactly happened then, for the twitter-disabled among us?

Cornyn wants to proceed to debate on the R’s anemic police reform bill.
Kamala suggests the R’s bill and the D’s bill should both be discussed in the judiciary committee.
Cornyn says “would’t it be better to have open debate that everyone can see, instead of a behind closed doors bullshit secret?”
Kamala says “you and I are both on the judiciary committee, and you know damn well all our meetings are open.”

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:22:30pm

re: #143 The Pie Overlord!

WTAFITFS

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How Low Will Republicans GO?

Answer—Beyond a China syndrome!

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Charles Johnson  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:22:47pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:23:08pm

re: #154 KGxvi

I may be biased because she’s one of my Senators, but damn, she really should have been the nominee.

Well she’s not mine and I think she’s wonderful.

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Charles Johnson  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:25:34pm
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jaunte  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:25:59pm

re: #157 Charles Johnson

“…Survivors of dead Confederate soldiers often took offense at measures appearing to equate them to Union soldiers, objections that died off as Southerners from the Civil War era did.”

They still don’t want to join the nation.

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jaunte  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:27:27pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:27:38pm

re: #160 jaunte

“…Survivors of dead Confederate soldiers often took offense at measures appearing to equate them to Union soldiers, objections that died off as Southerners from the Civil War era did.”

They still don’t want to join the nation.

Read about Vicksburg refusing to celebrate the 4th of July. Meanwhile my GG Grandfather who was the bearer my surname was a citizen by the end of his first decade here.

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teleskiguy  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:28:21pm
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b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:29:10pm

Trump just plain gives up on Coronavirus efforts.

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Jay C  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:30:53pm

re: #155 sagehen

Cornyn wants to proceed to debate on the R’s anemic police reform bill.
Kamala suggests the R’s bill and the D’s bill should both be discussed in the judiciary committee.
Cornyn says “would’t it be better to have open debate that everyone can see, instead of a behind closed doors bullshit secret?”
Kamala says “you and I are both on the judiciary committee, and you know damn well all our meetings are open.”

This should be made (and done in) public: from my readings on this bill*, it looks like Moscow Mitch and his merry crew are trying to push through a purely-Republican-crafted “police reform” proposal** (using Tim Scott as their front) - and cutting the Senate Democrats out of the process. Except, of course, to excoriate them for being “obstructionist”. Schumer and the Dems are having none of it, of course, probably the background of Harris and Cornyn’s little contretemps

*i.e. random glances at blogs
** apparently weak sauce

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Decatur Deb  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:32:15pm

re: #157 Charles Johnson

The Federal government also pays to erect uniform headstones for Italian and German Prisoners Of War who are buried on the installations that confined them. They are not vets, not ours at any rate.

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Belafon  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:32:25pm

re: #164 b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)

Trump just plain gives up on Coronavirus efforts.

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But he was joking about slowing testing. ////

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:33:30pm

The same Republican Party that’s the cult of the Fetus is the same Republican Party that wants the weak, infirm, sick, disabled and elderly to die for Wall Street.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:35:04pm

The guy who many think fired the first shot on Fort Sumter killed himself rather than live in the United States. They weren’t patriots. They committed treason, you know the thing Trump loves to accuse Obama of.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:39:33pm

re: #121 Charmingly Persistent

In response to Maggie Haberman calling Biden and his campaign deeply flawed:

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NY Times reporters are the most thin skinned sensitive souls.

Considering that Biden is on a path to a crushing landslide victory, I’d hate to see how bad he’d be defeating Trump if he wasn’t “deeply flawed.”

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:42:01pm

re: #164 b.d. (Follow science, survive and vote!)

Trump just plain gives up on Coronavirus efforts.

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That pretty much confirms that Trump did order a slowdown in testing.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:46:46pm

Oh boy, Twitter dinged Donnie again…

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steve_davis  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:48:05pm

re: #45 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

Curse you, Thornton, I’ll teach you to faint at what my family do! … ‘Sblood, thou stinkard, I’ll learn ye how to gust … wolde ye swynke me thilke wys? … Magna Mater! Magna Mater! … Atys … Dia ad aghaidh ‘s ad aodann … agus bas dunach ort! Dhonas ‘s dholas ort, agus leat-sa! … Ungl … ungl … rrrlh … chchch …

Man, H.P. Lovecraft was a real racist P.O.S., though. Read him when I was a teen, and didn’t pick up on it then, but now? Sheesh.

I’ve heard from my Hollywood friends that this is definitely going to be a part of the new HBO series.

“real racist p.o.s” is probably taking it a bit too far. He was a New Englander born in 1890 who was largely self-educated and who came from a very whitebread family that lost a very comfortable upper middle-class existence when Lovecraft’s father wound up in a sanitorium with syphilis. His mother was also clearly mentally ill, so his upbringing was euphemistically eclectic. He honestly didn’t suffer from any greater anti-semitic notions than mostly any other white person in Providence at the time, nor any greater feelings of animosity towards other races. He suffered from the same superior sense of whiteness that Rudyard Kipling or Teddy Roosevelt would have had, and lived in a time when there was still a very “reasonable” belief that anglo-saxon/teutonic bloodlines were simply evolution’s inexorable drive towards perfection, and that intermixture of races could result in once-proud bloodlines being diluted down to apeishness. And to be completely fair, there’s no indication that Lovecraft actually showed animosity towards any individual based on race. Hart Crane couldn’t stand him, not because Lovecraft didn’t like his homosexuality, but because Lovecraft probably was completely oblivious to Crane’s sexual orientation and likely rubbed Crane severely the wrong way without even knowing why. Sorry, I don’t mean to go off on a polemic, but Lovecraft was my specialty in graduate school, and that was way before Lovecraft got hot in academic circles and became a very fashionable study choice.

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Teukka  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:49:37pm

Sentencing hearing of Jeremy Christian (of Portland train attack fame as I recall) went off the rails…

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Dread Pirate  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:52:12pm
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Belafon  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:52:54pm

re: #174 Teukka

Sentencing hearing of Jeremy Christian (of Portland train attack fame as I recall) went off the rails…

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Sounds like it’s exactly where it needs to be. And this tape can be used in any possible parole hearing.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:54:10pm

re: #160 jaunte

“…Survivors of dead Confederate soldiers often took offense at measures appearing to equate them to Union soldiers, objections that died off as Southerners from the Civil War era did.”

They still don’t want to join the nation.

Time for that quote again from Virginia-born Union General George Henry “The Rock of Chickamauga” Thomas. Which should simply be added to the base of every goddamn ACW monument they want to keep:

[T]he greatest efforts made by the defeated insurgents since the close of the war have been to promulgate the idea that the cause of liberty, justice, humanity, equality, and all the calendar of the virtues of freedom, suffered violence and wrong when the effort for southern independence failed. This is, of course, intended as a species of political cant, whereby the crime of treason might be covered with a counterfeit varnish of patriotism, so that the precipitators of the rebellion might go down in history hand in hand with the defenders of the government, thus wiping out with their own hands their own stains; a species of self-forgiveness amazing in its effrontery, when it is considered that life and property—justly forfeited by the laws of the country, of war, and of nations, through the magnanimity of the government and people—was not exacted from them.
Report to General Ulysses S. Grant (17 November 1868)

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Jay C  Jun 23, 2020 • 12:58:05pm

re: #170 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Considering that Biden is on a path to a crushing landslide victory, I’d hate to see how bad he’d be defeating Trump if he wasn’t “deeply flawed.”

It’s the New York Times: it’s in their corporate charter that they’re required to dump on any Democratic politician who is a candidate for any office in the country. In the interest of “fairness” and “balance” of course…

I’d half-expect to see this lede in the NYT on November 4th:

Despite being dogged by persistent allegations of sexual abuse, Former Vice President Joseph R. Biden, Jr, was elected the 46th President last night with a 408-130 Electoral majority…..”

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🌹UOJB!  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:05:09pm

re: #178 Jay C

It’s the New York Times: it’s in their corporate charter that they’re required to dump on any Democratic politician who is a candidate for any office in the country. In the interest of “fairness” and “balance” of course…

I’d half-expect to see this lede in the NYT on November 4th:

Despite being dogged by persistent allegations of sexual abuse, Former Vice President Joseph R. Biden, Jr, was elected the 46th President last night with a 408-130 Electoral majority…..”

Oh the fucking liars at the New York Times will add in Burisma as well…as well as linking Joe to Benghazi and Hillary’s e-mail server…

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BeachDem  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:08:11pm

And the plagues continue in South Carolina. In the past two weeks:

Dangerous aquatic life warning: Man o’ war ‘swarms’ possible in Myrtle Beach area

Snake slithers into power station and causes a blackout, SC company says

and now:

Huge Saharan dust cloud is coming for South Carolina

(and that’s not even counting the ever-increasing number of COVID cases. Sigh.)

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Belafon  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:09:20pm

re: #180 BeachDem

And the plagues continue in South Carolina. In the past two weeks:

Dangerous aquatic life warning: Man o’ war ‘swarms’ possible in Myrtle Beach area

Snake slithers into power station and causes a blackout, SC company says

and now:

Huge Saharan dust cloud is coming for South Carolina

(and that’s not even counting the ever-increasing number of COVID cases. Sigh.)

I guess South Caroline is trying to be the next Australia.

182
KGxvi  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:10:45pm

re: #174 Teukka

Now, I’m not a criminal lawyer, but I’m guessing this:

He got up, took off his mask and started shouting. “I should’ve killed you b****.”

This is not something you want to happen during the sentencing phase.

183
gwangung  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:13:04pm

re: #182 KGxvi

Not if you’re the defense attorney….

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Teukka  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:14:10pm

re: #182 KGxvi

Now, I’m not a criminal lawyer, but I’m guessing this:

This is not something you want to happen during the sentencing phase.

Why do I hear a narrators voice speaking thus: 🤔
“It was at this moment Jeremeny proper fucked himself.”

185
plansbandc  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:15:08pm

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

186
KGxvi  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:16:00pm

re: #180 BeachDem

The Sahara Dust Cloud already hit Puerto Rico and the rest of the Caribbean. I’m guessing it’s following the gulf stream north now?

187
Eventual Carrion  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:19:37pm

re: #97 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

is there a secret handshake?

And the password is “Baaaaa”

188
Dread Pirate  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:26:25pm
189
Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:31:15pm

And if the Covid situation wasn’t already precarious, we are just a week or so out from July 4th and you know the patriotic yahoos will be out in force for that one.

Except the shit to really hit the fan around July 22nd…

190
jaunte  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:36:01pm
191
jaunte  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:39:37pm

Must be Texas Senators Step On A Rake Day.

192
Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:44:25pm

re: #190 jaunte

Also, TWITTER CAN CENSOR THE FUCKING PRESIDENT BECAUSE FREE SPEECH DOESN’T APPLY TO CORPORATIONS!

I’m so sick of these assholes.

193
A Mom Anon  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:44:47pm

re: #185 plansbandc

k0aVtePDGRijqNTgyPoJbi8gvjF38UJ3vl9PnaxfZ1Ghq7ivG/rgKJTI5Ptvhz83nnod3Il8YxpdX1k+Cps8PAchhyZ+dcwJHXQAkuVtD2aBEaA5QHeb5SePHxrdiLzcciAlGPk+GeYHpK/PPC2Y4wbPxHCLEsIjrgGuUP3pRER3YJddOd/qVVF3Iy9nKIgfU/EiuyVoROwI0aqshS8gkrArsww4/nm3zXrxXHGNDS9wk3n8DUIXntlBkoq+LGPxP9SwqUYD9yCAOvius7kKBeMAC8PT7nAK

194
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:46:01pm

re: #192 Eclectic Cyborg

Also, TWITTER CAN CENSOR THE FUCKING PRESIDENT BECAUSE FREE SPEECH DOESN’T APPLY TO CORPORATIONS!

I’m so sick of these assholes.

Read the Constitution, you twit! 1st Amendment: “Congress shall make no law…”

195
Dread Pirate  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:47:24pm
196
Jebediah, RBG  Jun 23, 2020 • 1:55:49pm

re: #17 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Like they got time to look at the card issuer
Often the barista isn’t the cashier anyway
How would they know?
Are there hand signals?

If it hasn’t been mentioned already - the cashier does not take the card from the customer, the customer swipes or inserts the card themselves.
Isn’t it some sort of a no-no to make a false report to the police? I guess it’s ok in the other direction.

197
gocart mozart  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:04:05pm

Shouting to one of your victims, who is testifying at your sentencing hearing, “I should have killed you too, bitch” is not a move likely to get you a more lenient sentence.
sentencing hearing

Jeremy Christian threatens to kill victim during outburst at sentencing


Trial highlights

Key moments of testimony from the MAX stabbing trial of Jeremy Christian

198
Belafon  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:06:19pm

re: #197 gocart mozart

He looks stable. //

199
makeitstop  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:07:06pm

MAGA Haberman, indeed…

200
Teddy's Person  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:07:38pm

Today, my beloved Teddy turns 13.

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

201
Teddy's Person  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:08:54pm

re: #199 makeitstop

MAGA Haberman, indeed…

[Embedded content]

Doesn’t Maggie’s mom do PR for the Trumps or am I thinking of someone else?

202
makeitstop  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:11:17pm

re: #201 Teddy’s Person

Doesn’t Maggie’s mom do PR for the Trumps or am I thinking of someone else?

Maggie Duranty

203
Belafon  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:11:38pm

re: #200 Teddy’s Person

Today, my beloved Teddy turns 13.

[Embedded content]

“I’m 13 and you still put this hat on me.”

204
Teddy's Person  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:14:34pm

re: #203 Belafon

“I’m 13 and you still put this hat on me.”

It’s an old picture from when he was about 3. It was a picture I took to say happy b-day to a nephew (part of Teddy’s original family).

205
KingKenrod  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:22:29pm

Roger Stone “leaked” Trump’s plans for running for president to Maggie Haberman in 2011. She got the “scoop” from Stone and the “denial” from Trump, all of it printed without a hint that she was being played.

politico.com

206
William Lewis  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:23:05pm

207
jaunte  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:26:52pm
208
Charles Johnson  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:27:30pm
209
Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:28:09pm

re: #207 jaunte

In my best Michael Buffer voice:

“LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET’S GET READY FOR COVID!!!!!!”

/

210
jaunte  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:28:41pm

Spreaders For Trump

211
Charles Johnson  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:29:12pm

Worse than Maggie Haberman: their new hire.

212
Dread Pirate  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:29:39pm
213
Eric The Fruit Bat  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:29:46pm

re: #190 jaunte

214
jaunte  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:31:06pm

re: #213 Eric The Fruit Bat

Ted knows there’s a pony in there somewhere.

215
makeitstop  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:31:14pm

NY bar gets involved with the Barr saga….

216
Jebediah, RBG  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:34:55pm

re: #71 A Mom Anon

I would never trust anyone my dog takes a dislike to. She’s a good judge of character, just like every pup or kitty I’ve ever known.

For my wife and I, also anyone who actively dislikes dogs. Not being as crazy about them as we are is sort of understandable, but actual dislike not so much.

217
Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:37:26pm

re: #215 makeitstop

NY bar gets involved with the Barr saga….

[Embedded content]

Bar vs. Barr…there can be ONLY one.

/

218
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:39:21pm

re: #196 Jebediah, RBG

If it hasn’t been mentioned already - the cashier does not take the card from the customer, the customer swipes or inserts the card themselves.
Isn’t it some sort of a no-no to make a false report to the police? I guess it’s ok in the other direction.

+1

219
jaunte  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:43:26pm

Jim Hoft:
FULL HOUSE FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP at TPUSA Phoenix, AZ Campaign Stop

He managed to fill a 3,000 seat church!

220
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:43:51pm

re: #213 Eric The Fruit Bat

[Embedded content]

they put a notice on it
they didnt block it, hide it, ban it or delete it

so….not censorship at all

221
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:45:22pm

It occurred to me that this election will be the final battle of the Civil War, either the Confederacy’s final defeat or its triumph over a dismembered and defeated United States.

222
jaunte  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:46:44pm

re: #221 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

I didn’t anticipate the confederates using biological warfare on themselves.

223
Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:47:41pm

re: #222 jaunte

I didn’t anticipate the confederates using biological warfare on themselves.

Well, we have Smart Bombs, why not a Dumb Bomb?

//

224
Teukka  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:48:10pm

re: #223 Eclectic Cyborg

Well, we have Smart Bombs, why not a Dumb Bomb?

//

Derptonium bomb…

225
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:48:43pm
226
BlueSpotinAL  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:49:09pm

re: #211 Charles Johnson

Worse than Maggie Haberman: their new hire.

[Embedded content]

Almost tempted to sign up for NYT so that I can cancel it.

227
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:49:55pm

THIS is what i was saying earlier today

When trump needs it, coronavirus is real, serious and a pandemic!!
this very morning they’re suspending foreign work visas the justification being …COVID-19

When he needs the opposite… back to work, rallies, poof it instantly disappears

“The Trump administration, eager to claim victory over the coronavirus, has been considering scaling back the national emergency declared earlier this year to control the pandemic,” the Los Angeles Times reports.

both the same day

Think his base notices this is Schrodinger’s pandemic?

228
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:50:36pm

re: #223 Eclectic Cyborg

Well, we have Smart Bombs, why not a Dumb Bomb?

//

we sure got a lot of dim bulbs

229
Teukka  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:52:58pm

re: #228 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

we sure got a lot of dim bulbs

Dim bulbs that put a lot of people in danger. Not only by simply causing the spread of the disease, but the frequency of mutation for a disease is greater in areas where it is allowed to burn freely. It could go either way, it mutating itself to death.
Or it could become something akin to Captain Trips.
Keep us other Lizardim posted if you begin having dreams about an old lady named Abigail, will ya? Semi-///

230
Dread Pirate  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:53:08pm
231
Jack Burton  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:54:50pm

re: #224 Teukka

Derptonium bomb…

All of the worlds Deptonium is currently being hoarded by the US and it’s all in use right now powering *checks notes* pretty much 60 million people.

232
Eventual Carrion  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:54:52pm

re: #217 Eclectic Cyborg

Bar vs. Barr…there can be ONLY one.

/

That is the last time you steal my cookie
233
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:56:54pm

I await the Walmart Bubba boycotts

234
gocart mozart  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:59:17pm

Sean King, the Matt Gaetz of racial justice. lol

235
Pawn of the Oppressor  Jun 23, 2020 • 2:59:59pm

re: #230 Dread Pirate

[Embedded content]

Having personally witnessed a drunk friend of my cousin jumping a fence into a pasture to make kissy-face come-here-boy noises to a pawing, angry, well-horned young bull on a boozy occasion in my youth, I find this story 100% believable.

236
sagehen  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:00:29pm

re: #229 Teukka

Dim bulbs that put a lot of people in danger. Not only by simply causing the spread of the disease, but the frequency of mutation for a disease is greater in areas where it is allowed to burn freely. It could go either way, it mutating itself to death.
Or it could become something akin to Captain Trips.
Keep us other Lizardim posted if you begin having dreams about an old lady named Abigail, will ya? Semi-///

and if you dream of Vegas and the walking man… please make yourself scarce.

237
Eventual Carrion  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:00:36pm

re: #222 jaunte

I didn’t anticipate the confederates using biological warfare on themselves.

Aliens debriefing a scout.
De-briefer: “Are these inhabitants advanced at all?”
Scout: “They have stumbled upon a few things along the way, like nuclear energy and weapons”
D: “So there is intelligent life?”
S: “Not really”
D: “And why is that your evaluation?”
S: “Because they have those weapons pointed at themselves”

238
gocart mozart  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:00:48pm
239
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:01:30pm

Evening Lizardim.

240
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:02:04pm

re: #238 gocart mozart

“My name is Jesus H. Christ, and I am here to PUMP YOU UP.”

241
jaunte  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:02:48pm

Whey Protein Jesus!

242
sagehen  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:04:14pm

re: #238 gocart mozart

My personal Jesus is a lumpy Hebrew with receding hair and the paunch of a delicatessen counterman, undone by having lived at home into his thirties with a Jewish mother who kept telling him that, no, really, he was the son of god.

And he thought she was a virgin…

243
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:04:48pm

re: #242 sagehen

And he thought she was a virgin…

Like any teenager, he just couldn’t stand the thought of his mom having sex.

244
BeachDem  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:04:59pm

re: #234 gocart mozart

Sean King, the Matt Gaetz of racial justice. lol

[Embedded content]

I thought I’d hit maximum load of emails from creepy Republicans (Trump, Trump Jr., Ted Cruz, Devin Nunes and on and on) but today I hit rock bottom with a fundraising appeal from Candace Owens, assuring me that:

In this critical election year, I’ve unleashed the biggest effort in history to mobilize the mass exodus of millions of Black Americans from the Democrat Party.

I should probably unsubscribe from the lists (not really sure how I got on them in the first place, but hey—I’m on the “top 100 Trump donors and I only have until midnight to renew my membership” list, so how can I resist?)

Yeah, I think I’ll send some $$ to Jaime Harrison in her honor.

245
Eventual Carrion  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:05:18pm

re: #240 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

“My name is Jesus H. Christ, and I am here to PUMP YOU UP.”

“I use Judas as my spotter. Some say that is possibly a bad idea.”

246
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:12:41pm

OK, long story short>
FBI/Justice Department investigation into noose in Bubba Wallace’s garage has concluded.
No charges will be filed. Noose has been in the garage bay since at least Oct 2019. Wallace’s team was randomly assigned the garage last week

247
Belafon  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:23:37pm

The same station that played “in These Shoes?” yesterday is playing “This is America” today.

248
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:27:56pm

re: #66 NO SMOCKING GUN!

not all pirates require a parrot
249
Eventual Carrion  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:28:18pm

re: #246 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

OK, long story short>
FBI/Justice Department investigation into noose in Bubba Wallace’s garage has concluded.
No charges will be filed. Noose has been in the garage bay since at least Oct 2019. Wallace’s team was randomly assigned the garage last week

Randomly?

250
A Cranky One  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:28:37pm

re: #238 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

Ha. The right wing jesus needs AR’15s.

Puny god.

251
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:28:40pm

re: #249 Eventual Carrion

Randomly?

That’s exactly where my mind went, too.

252
A Three Hour Tour  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:29:12pm

re: #238 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

Reminds me of the version of Jesus that Christian missionaries tried to sell the Vikings on in “The Dream of the Rood.”

253
Eventual Carrion  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:30:09pm

re: #248 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Bunny ‘N Me

Edit: Damn sideways. Shows correct on phone

254
The Pie Overlord!  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:31:23pm

re: #213 Eric The Fruit Bat

NM44HNIfLhGL6UtTm0U2UfVVYE0thfoEmvlsV96J4ZZOEijPHnRPPpRYdksLAN618FcJVG1kNO8=

255
Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:31:47pm

re: #238 gocart mozart

“Kwon, we need you to make a statue of Samson, get on it!”

“Sure, no problem.”

Two months later…

“Hey Kwon, can you change that Samson statue to one of Jesus?”

“Uhhh, sure, no problem.”

256
Charles Johnson  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:32:47pm
257
The Pie Overlord!  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:37:28pm
258
A Mom Anon  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:37:33pm

re: #249 Eventual Carrion

Wait. Why was there a noose there at all?

259
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:38:17pm

re: #256 Charles Johnson

I’m just wondering which CDC lackey is going to have to break it to him, after two weeks when the limited tests and tracing pinpoint his rallies as an epicenter for infection.

260
Jack Burton  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:38:35pm

re: #250 A Cranky One

Ha. The right wing jesus needs AR’15s.

[Embedded content]

Embedded Image

Puny god.

That’s a German G36 though. Apparently right wing Jesus needs Euro-weapons.

261
Eric The Fruit Bat  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:41:12pm

re: #254 The Pie Overlord!

o5xgKQkZklK6bTN1NNsAmw==

262
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:44:04pm

re: #258 A Mom Anon

Wait. Why was there a noose there at all?

It was the garage door pull down cord. My guess would be that that the original broke.came off at some time and someone on whatever team was using the garage at the time fashioned a replacement

263
KGxvi  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:45:54pm

re: #234 gocart mozart

Sean King, the Matt Gaetz of racial justice. lol

[Embedded content]

I generally don’t like agreeing with Sean King, but he’s sort of right that the Europeanization/Whitening of Jesus is a tool of white supremacy. The “popular” image of Jesus is completely fictional.

264
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jun 23, 2020 • 3:46:24pm
265
mmmirele  Jun 23, 2020 • 4:22:25pm

re: #102 A Mom Anon

Yeah, even the heaviest flow tampon doesn’t expand to that size. I saw that instantly. If the cop did this himself, he needs some female anatomy lessons, and that’s just for starters. Public ridicule for life wouldn’t be awful either.

I can tell you from personal experience—NOT.A.TAMPON.

But that made me wonder what it was…and I think I know. Some OTC pill bottles still have cotton stuffed in them, which is annoying when you’re trying to get past the childproof cap, the tamper proof seal and then there’s this cotton wad? before you get to the naproxen sodium. That looks like the cotton stuffed into a bottle of OTC painkillers.

266
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 23, 2020 • 4:30:40pm

re: #88 Hecuba’s daughter

General comment: For all her sins — and they are many — it’s unfair to compare Sarah to Trump. Sarah Palin’s 5 children are with a single husband, she has personally demonstrated her commitment to her anti-abortion views, she did not inherit wealth, and she had legitimate — if limited — experience holding office. She may be totally ignorant about issues but she’s not a sociopath. Steve did a real disservice to her by selecting her as McCain’s running mate. She may have grown in office as Governor of a small state, which is where she belonged.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

267
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 23, 2020 • 4:34:29pm

re: #94 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

I only.meant that onne part

and Schmidt isn’t the one who chose her…it was Bill Kristol

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Jebediah, RBG  Jun 23, 2020 • 5:03:22pm

re: #185 plansbandc

ODKSVQBPJgcwNSVUnQ2mEuz6baFPSfycbsraZUGU7nACqIuX6kCXgVpkat82kwiDxkoDB8btom6qjvrA7n+4YNsCVspwRvQ7zSymBz+3vnfklpgaIlOcL1OYs2xkW0Pnl426hFRmoyE+/62x+8Z09kU1UafAugNUW93OcFwTCg/nQN/L5H+8Mas2sPu8MhAKcKyBcKbwYu8=

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 23, 2020 • 5:13:05pm

re: #123 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

And Denmark

and Texas
nbcnews.com


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Charlie Puth - Girlfriend [Official Audio] "Girlfriend" Out Now - charlieputh.lnk.to Text me:[no phone numbers allowed] Subscribe for more official content from Charlie Puth: charlieputh.lnk.to Follow Charliecharlieputh.com facebook.com@charlieputh instagram.comtiktok.comSoundCloud Lyrics: Yeah, tired of this conversationWe didn’t come all this wayTo touch a little, kiss a ...
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Paul Weller - Village - Radio 2 BreakfastPaul Weller performs Village live from his Black Barn studio for the BBC Radio 2 Breakfast show
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Crowded House - Fall at Your Feet (Live From Home, 2020) In the spirit of musical comradeship through isolation, us fellas in Crowded House have created a live version of Fall At Your Feet, captured here in the making at our respective home set ups. Some of the sentiment in ...
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#Thegreatpoolpondconversion - 200628after the rototilling we tossed several bags of wild flower seeds. thousands and thousands. we'll see what happens with them. we also bought four trees for our anniversary.all natives, good for birds and butterflies. there's a slash pine, a beautyberry ...
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Russian Bounties — Trump Threatens the American Experiment - PRESS RUN Not once has Trump angrily banged a lectern and promised to get to the bottom of the stunning and heartbreaking story that Russian intelligence was paying lucrative bounties for the lives of American troops murdered in Afghanistan. Not once ...
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