LIVE: Donald Trump’s Insanely Reckless July 4 Celebration at Mt. Rushmore

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His speech at this monumentally stupid and reckless event promises to be a nativist hate spew of unparalleled insanity, so I’m putting up a rare live feed even though it’s become a real chore to listen to this horrible human being.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:21:34pm

GOTV

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Charles Johnson  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:22:24pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:22:52pm

$5 says he mentions a President on Rushmore that isn’t actually on there.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:23:42pm

A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on, and on, and on

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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:24:02pm

re: #3 Eclectic Cyborg

$5 says he mentions a President on Rushmore that isn’t actually on there.

I’ll put $5 down on Jackson.

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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:25:35pm

Chat is disabled on this YouTube stream. Too bad, I was going to spam it with “TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE RAPIST” messages.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:25:42pm
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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:25:44pm

re: #4 jaunte

A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on, and on, and on

[Embedded content]

It’s the Queen of the Karens.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:25:57pm

Have these assholes nationalized all the music in the country?

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Jack Burton  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:26:03pm

I didn’t see a single swinging dick on the cop side wearing a mask…

Oh and this: rapidcityjournal.com

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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:26:53pm

I wonder how Journey feels about their music being used at a Fuckface Von Clownstick Nuremberg Rally.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:27:38pm

“Don’t stop believing any ridiculous lie we tell you.”

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Jack Burton  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:28:02pm

re: #9 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Have these assholes nationalized all the music in the country?

This isn’t just a Trump thing. GOP politicians have been doing this shit the whole time I’ve been alive, like they think no one is going to notice.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:28:28pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:28:37pm
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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:29:24pm

Simon Cowell has changed the channel.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:29:51pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:30:12pm

re: #13 Jack Burton

This isn’t just a Trump thing. GOP politicians have been doing this shit the whole time I’ve been alive, like they think no one is going to notice.

But can the artists do anything besides bitch about it?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:30:36pm

re: #17 Backwoods_Sleuth

Motherfucker.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:31:40pm

re: #18 Eclectic Cyborg

But can the artists do anything besides bitch about it?

They can broadcast a Biden fundraiser.

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Ming5000  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:32:01pm

147th Army Band has no people of color?

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Charles Johnson  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:32:04pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:32:20pm

re: #14 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

I grew up there. There’s a whole lot of stupid people there. Like I’ve said before - Nobody’s coming to your shitty little burgs to loot the Five And Dime.

Besides, the Five and Dime went out of business years ago. Everyone shops at the Walmart out on Route 30.*

* Which, BTW, is pronounced “rout” not “root”

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:32:41pm

re: #21 Ming5000

They were probably told to hide them from Trump.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:33:16pm

re: #19 Eclectic Cyborg

ChildMotherfucker.

Fixed it for you.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:33:18pm

re: #18 Eclectic Cyborg

But can the artists do anything besides bitch about it?

Some have publicly reported issuing cease and desist letters that Republicans routinely ignore. I would image litigation would be expensive.

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Ming5000  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:33:22pm

I don’t think the 147th Army Band should play the Marine Corps Hymn…. It doesn’t sound right.

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SteelPH  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:33:30pm

re: #22 Charles Johnson

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Too much.
i.e. A non-zero amount.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:33:37pm

re: #21 Ming5000

147th Army Band has no people of color?

Wouldn’t be surprised if they do and those people were asked to take the night off or some similar shenanigans.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:33:55pm

Space Force has a song? I gotta’ hear this.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:34:01pm

re: #25 Blind Frog Belly White

Fixed it for you.

Touché.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:34:10pm

re: #30 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Space Force has a song? I gotta’ hear this.

America, FUCK YEAH!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:34:31pm

re: #30 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Space Force has a song? I gotta’ hear this.

Ground Control to Major Tom…

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:35:32pm

Space Force music is a little Pythonish.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:35:40pm

re: #29 Eclectic Cyborg

Wouldn’t be surprised if they do and those people were asked to take the night off or some similar shenanigans.

An Army band is a big enterprise with lots of subsets. This is probably only a concert band.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:36:27pm

re: #34 jaunte

Space Force music is a little Pythonish.

Has a World War One-ish sound to it.

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gocart mozart  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:36:35pm
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makeitstop  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:38:14pm

re: #18 Eclectic Cyborg

But can the artists do anything besides bitch about it?

Jackson Browne sued the McCain campaign and won.

And the Stones are reportedly working on a way to stop them from playing their songs. And they’ve got enough money to enlist an army of lawyers to do it.

And Keith loathes Trump, so there’s that.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:38:39pm

All About The Appropriation.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:38:47pm

re: #4 jaunte

A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on, and on, and on

[Embedded content]

Believe it or not, I am listening to that song as I type this.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:40:39pm

re: #14 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

BTW, the best thing about it is that the claim was that Antifa* was coming to Gettysburg to ‘kill and loot in the white suburbs’.

I wondered about that, “white suburbs” of Gettysburg, a rural town of maybe 8000 people, surrounded at a distance of 8 miles (one day’s travel by wagon) by much smaller towns. So, these ‘suburbs’ - Antifa’s gonna go to Arendtsville? Cashtown? Table Rock? Mummasburg? Fairplay? McKnightstown? Orrtanna?

*I was thinking of adding “Antifa” to the drinking game (right now, the magic words are Soros, Alinsky, and Benghazi), but I’m afraid for people’s livers.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:44:27pm

I don’t think Neil Young would approve of his music being used at a Trump rally,
but they can’t find any worthy musical talent among Trump’s fans.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:45:30pm

I think this called “burying the lede”.

Police unsure why dog was killed along with 7 people in north Alabama
al.com

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Jack Burton  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:45:49pm

re: #36 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Has a World War One-ish sound to it.

But can you Goose-Step to it?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:45:56pm

re: #42 jaunte

I don’t think Neil Young would approve of his music being used at a Trump rally,
but they can’t find any worthy musical talent among Trump’s fans.

Surely they could just use one of the multitude of country artists… Nope, I can’t even finish the thought without laughing.

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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:46:09pm

re: #42 jaunte

I don’t think Neil Young would approve of his music being used at a Trump rally,
but they can’t find any worthy musical talent among Trump’s fans.

I mean, Ted Nugent, Charlie Daniels, Kid Rock, they must be champing at the bit for their music to be used at one of these Klan rallies.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:46:28pm

I was hoping Space Force could at least steal the Right Stuff theme. Tough to march to, though. And why is marching a required skill in Space Force anyway?

The Right Stuff Theme • Bill Conti

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:47:02pm

re: #23 Blind Frog Belly White

I grew up there. There’s a whole lot of stupid people there. Like I’ve said before - Nobody’s coming to your shitty little burgs to loot the Five And Dime.

Besides, the Five and Dime went out of business years ago. Everyone shops at the Walmart out on Route 30.*

* Which, BTW, is pronounced “rout” not “root

Depends on where you grew up. And it’s a crick, not a creek. :-)

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:47:19pm

re: #46 teleskiguy

I mean, Ted Nugent, Charlie Daniels, Kid Rock, they must be champing at the bit for their music to be used at one of these Klan rallies.

Devil went down to Georgia / Wang Dang Poontang medley.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:47:25pm

re: #43 Decatur Deb

I think this called “burying the lede”.

Police unsure why dog was killed along with 7 people in north Alabama
al.com

Maybe they know why the 7 people were killed?

But what kind of monster kills a DOG? Does Huckabee Junior have an alibi?

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:48:11pm

re: #17 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Did Dersh have his underpants on when he wrote that?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:48:39pm

re: #23 Blind Frog Belly White

I grew up there. There’s a whole lot of stupid people there. Like I’ve said before - Nobody’s coming to your shitty little burgs to loot the Five And Dime.

Besides, the Five and Dime went out of business years ago. Everyone shops at the Walmart out on Route 30.*

* Which, BTW, is pronounced “rout” not “root”

It’s Root 66.

just sayin’

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:48:50pm

re: #47 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

And why is marching a required skill in Space Force anyway?

Right, should be something weightless and floaty.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:49:10pm

re: #48 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Depends on where you grew up. And it’s a crick, not a creek. :-)

Yeah, they say ‘crick’ there, too. But if I’d have said “rout” or “crick”, I’d have suffered parental wrath. They wanted to make sure we didn’t acquire the local accent.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:49:26pm

re: #52 Backwoods_Sleuth

It’s Root 66.

just sayin’

That’s where I get my kicks.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:49:41pm

Charlie Daniels bought me a beer once. One of my few celebrity encounters.

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Jack Burton  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:50:31pm

On the Space Force note.

I really hope when Trump is in prison/hell/hiding in the Russian embassy we get rid of the stupid ass space force and roll that shit back into the Air Force.

If we were going to make any changes to the Air Force, it should have been rolling tactical and air support assets back into the Army, and leaving the Air Force as a Strategic and Home Defense force.

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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:50:33pm

re: #47 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

I was hoping Space Force could at least steal the Right Stuff theme. Tough to march to, though. And why is marching a required skill in Space Force anyway?

I know just the song.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:51:14pm

re: #49 jaunte

Devil went down to Georgia / Wang Dang Poontang medley.

Certainly appropriate for Trump’s Atlanta rally.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:52:30pm

re: #46 teleskiguy

I mean, Ted Nugent, Charlie Daniels, Kid Rock, they must be champing at the bit for their music to be used at one of these Klan rallies.

Ted Nugent will play a medley of his hit.

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:52:41pm

re: #56 jaunte

Charlie Daniels bought me a beer once. One of my few celebrity encounters.

Did it taste a little off?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:53:48pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:53:56pm

re: #23 Blind Frog Belly White

I grew up there. There’s a whole lot of stupid people there. Like I’ve said before - Nobody’s coming to your shitty little burgs to loot the Five And Dime.

Besides, the Five and Dime went out of business years ago. Everyone shops at the Walmart out on Route 30.*

* Which, BTW, is pronounced “rout” not “root”

Like the election November 3rd.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:54:13pm

re: #61 Barefoot Grin

That was back in 1976; I tagged along to a meeting with him with some friends who were concert promoters and I must have looked as poor as I was.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:55:15pm

If today’s Nuremberg Rally got delayed by the protesters. One, good on the protesters. Two, how will this affect Trump’s medication? Will the dose wear off half way through his two minutes of hate? These are the important questions of our times.

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A Mom Anon  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:55:49pm

Got my fingers crossed that my earlier LGF glitches are somehow resolved, so far so good this evening….and god that crowd gathered in SD makes me depressed. The music selection is weird too.

Stay safe this weekend Lizards, it’s going to be a shitshow here, people are lighting fireworks all around us right now. Cleo isn’t bothered by the noise, only the flashing lights if she can see them out the windows. So that’s good. I was doing yard work today in the heat, so I’m kicked back with a big cup of ice water and a heating pad for my back. And some Aleve, lol.

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sagehen  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:58:14pm

The Washington Motions
The Washington Filibusters
The Washington Clotures
The Washington Amendments
The Washington Committees
The Washington Pages
The Washington Resolutions

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Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Jul 3, 2020 • 6:58:54pm

re: #42 jaunte

I don’t think Neil Young would approve of his music being used at a Trump rally,
but they can’t find any worthy musical talent among Trump’s fans.

I’m sure that there are some Wehrmacht marches and selections from the Military Band Service of the Armed Forces of Russia that are available for use by the Trump campaign.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:00:30pm

re: #65 Teddy’s Person

If today’s Nuremberg Rally got delayed by the protesters. One, good on the protesters. Two, how will this affect Trump’s medication? Will the dose wear off half way through his two minutes of hate? These are the important questions of our times.

I’m sure they keep a supply of powdered Adderall, a mirror, razor blade, and a rolled up $100.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:01:28pm

re: #68 Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!

I’m sure that there are some Wehrmacht marches and selections from the Military Band Service of the Armed Forces of Russia that are available for use by the Trump campaign.

Leningrad Cowboys - Sweet Home Alabama HD 720p

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:01:33pm

How long does this shitshow last?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:02:13pm

re: #62 Backwoods_Sleuth

One can only hope the band strikes up “Nearer My God To Thee”.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:02:43pm
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SteelPH  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:02:55pm

Is he late again?
(I refuse to dignify this horrific display by watching it myself)

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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:03:36pm
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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:04:00pm

re: #71 Eclectic Cyborg

How long does this shitshow last?

If we’re lucky it will be over January 20, 2021.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:04:12pm

re: #73 Charles Johnson

The Liberty Bell end.

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thecommodore  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:04:25pm

‘“The Blacks” are having lots of events for voter registration in Mississippi. People in MIssissippi have to get involved too.”

Gail Harrison Welch, an election commissioner in Mississippi - which didn’t ratify the 13th Amendment officially until 2013 - said that.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:04:35pm

re: #73 Charles Johnson

Where are Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint, being chased by Martin Landau, when you need them?

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A Mom Anon  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:05:49pm

re: #74 SteelPH

A moment ago a military band was playing as the crowd sort of looked bored. A chant of 4 more years broke out so I turned it off .

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stpaulbear  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:06:27pm

re: #67 sagehen

The Washington Motions
The Washington Filibusters
The Washington Clotures
The Washington Amendments
The Washington Committees
The Washington Pages
The Washington Resolutions

The Washington Blue Waves

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SteelPH  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:06:35pm

re: #80 A Mom Anon

A moment ago a military band was playing as the crowd sort of looked bored. A chant of 4 more years broke out so I turned it off .

I’ll take that as a yes.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:07:35pm

re: #81 stpaulbear

The Washington Blue Waves

I guess the long and storied history of the Washington Generals rules them out.

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BigPapa  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:07:38pm

Cleant up Aisle 9

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:08:57pm

The stone heads are beginning to look a little bored with this.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:09:14pm
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BigPapa  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:09:35pm

(might be fake but I still laughed)

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:10:03pm

re: #85 jaunte

The stone heads are beginning to look a little bored with this.

If the band starts playing the last scene of Don Giovanni, Trump is fucked.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:10:20pm

Another freeper railing at commies, this time in the South Dakota police:

Going forward, President Trump should hold all his rallies on Federal land and bring in the National Guard from the start.
Local law enforcement seems to be one of four possibilities:
1.) Cowards

2.) Under the command of cowards

3.) Communists

4.) Under the command of Communists

55 posted on 7/3/2020, 8:27:15 PM by Jeff Chandler (Father in Heaven, I trust in Your love.)

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Ming5000  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:10:32pm

So, the MAGAs are going to turn this supposed Independence Day celebration into a Regime Rally. Sickening.

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stpaulbear  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:12:37pm

re: #70 Decatur Deb

One of my coworkers was always telling me about this Russian band that played almost nothing but Chicago covers. I finally looked them up and they’re pretty good at what they do. The guitarist obviously worships Terry Kath. Looks like the bass player is the leader.

25 or 6 to 4 – Chicago (Leonid & Friends сover)

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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:13:30pm

‘Rona’s closing in…

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:13:52pm

The jackal rises…..

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:14:23pm
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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:15:00pm

Rushing the anthem so Trump gets more time.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:15:01pm

re: #91 stpaulbear

One of my coworkers was always telling me about this Russian band that played almost nothing but Chicago covers. I finally looked them up and they’re pretty good at what they do. The guitarist obviously worships Terry Kath. Looks like the bass player is the leader.

[Embedded content]

Video

I think the vocalist has a day gig on the Comcast help desk.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:15:30pm

re: #92 Teddy’s Person

‘Rona’s closing in…

[Embedded content]

Am I a bad person because this makes me smile?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:16:37pm

North Carolina

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:17:02pm
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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:17:10pm

re: #97 Eclectic Cyborg

Am I a bad person because this makes me smile?

Not at all. My thought was that I hope she caught a nasty case and Jr. gets it too.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:17:20pm

re: #98 Backwoods_Sleuth

North Carolina

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What were the names of the guys who shot him?

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:17:40pm

May day style flyby….

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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:17:55pm

re: #99 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Someone could try, but lil Donny likes to play soldier.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:19:02pm

re: #103 Teddy’s Person

Someone could try, but lil Donny likes to play soldier.

Hey, he went to a military themed prep school, and that’s almost like being a real veteran, right?
////

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:19:13pm
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Charles Johnson  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:19:21pm
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Ming5000  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:20:07pm

Trump thinks he got his military parade.

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BigPapa  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:20:45pm

This ‘show’ is a complete cluster.

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SteelPH  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:22:03pm

The. Confederacy. Were. Not. HEROES.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:22:32pm

re: #106 Charles Johnson

I only see one mask.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:22:53pm

re: #108 BigPapa

This ‘show’ is a complete Coronavirus cluster.

Edited for accuracy

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:23:20pm

Rancid Paul and other, even lesser, lights of the GOP.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:24:11pm

Peter Navarro claimed we’re under biological attack, but I see no tribute to our anti-biowarriors.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:25:32pm

No masks on stage. Tight packing. Good work everybody.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:26:38pm

re: #113 jaunte

Peter Navarro claimed we’re under biological attack, but I see no tribute to our anti-biowarriors.

Because there aren’t any? I mean, our ER personnel are doing a fantastic job, but they’re more reactionary, the last line of defense at this point.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:26:43pm

Marching Through Georgia, wonderful rendition by Tennessee Ernie Ford, native of staunchly Unionist Bristol County Tennessee.

Marching Through Georgia

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A Three Hour Tour  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:28:03pm

re: #104 Blind Frog Belly White

Hey, he went to a military themed prep school, and that’s almost like being a real veteran, right?
////

And he waged a personal war against VD in the discos of the seventies, which was, like, his personal Vietnam, maaaan.

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A Three Hour Tour  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:28:45pm

re: #108 BigPapa

This ‘show’ is a complete cluster.

A disease cluster.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:29:40pm

Btw, Sherman’s personal guard during the March was provided by 1st Alabama Cavalry Regiment (Union), made up entirely of Unionist volunteers from Alabama.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:30:12pm

This may have been mentioned earlier today but wingnuts are losing their absolute shit over the ban on singing in worship services in California.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:30:28pm

re: #119 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Btw, Sherman’s personal guard during the March was provided by 1st Alabama Cavalry Regiment (Union), made up entirely of Unionist volunteers from Alabama.

They knew where the stills were.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:30:44pm
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BigPapa  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:30:49pm

Amazing hypocrisy how much politician’s careers are celebrated yet when talking of opponent’s careers the length of time is held against them.

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stpaulbear  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:31:02pm

re: #116 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Marching Through Georgia, wonderful rendition by Tennessee Ernie Ford, native of staunchly Unionist Bristol County Tennessee.

[Embedded content]

My dad LOVED Tennessee Ernie Ford, but mostly for his gospel music. As a tyke just learning how to read, I wondered why he recorded an album called Scared Songs.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:31:56pm

re: #120 Eclectic Cyborg

This may have been mentioned earlier today but wingnuts are losing their absolute shit over the ban on singing in worship services in California.

One thing I have noticed, that has been encouraging, is that we have reduced the singing in our services. I still wish they would require masks, and it makes me nervous when I serve (which is almost always because I’m one of the few who will), but at least they seem to be listening to the science a little bit?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:32:50pm

re: #120 Eclectic Cyborg

This may have been mentioned earlier today but wingnuts are losing their absolute shit over the ban on singing in worship services in California.

Fuck ‘em. I’m so tired of this. We’re doomed to the worst COVID epidemic in the world because our population has a large percentage of goddam toddlers.

127
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:33:00pm

“Expanded access to public lands…”

GOP-speak for “Green-lighted the pillaging.”

128
Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:35:23pm

Teddy Roosevelt would have beat the shit out of Trump and his minions.

129
Interesting Times  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:36:46pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:36:52pm

I normally don’t read, let alone repeat YouTube comments but this one is pretty good.

General William “You keep the chains you get the flames” Sherman

131
makeitstop  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:37:10pm

Mary Hart is trending.

132
teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:38:56pm

Kristi Noem throwing the rubes some red meat.

133
retired cynic  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:38:59pm

re: #124 stpaulbear

My dad LOVED Tennessee Ernie Ford, but mostly for his gospel music. As a tyke just learning how to read, I wondered why he recorded an album called Scared Songs.

My father adored him.

134
BeachDem  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:40:46pm

re: #72 Blind Frog Belly White

One can only hope the band strikes up “Nearer My God To Thee”.

Harry Chapin - Dance Band on the Titanic

135
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:41:45pm

They’re going to make this crowd listen to the warm up acts long enough for everyone to get infected.

136
🌹UOJB!  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:41:48pm

re: #124 stpaulbear

My dad LOVED Tennessee Ernie Ford, but mostly for his gospel music. As a tyke just learning how to read, I wondered why he recorded an album called Scared Songs.

Mom and Dad went to see Ernie when Pittsburgh’s Civic Light Opera Company did The Mikado and Ernie was KoKo. They showed clips of him performing the role. He was really into Gilbert & Sullivan’s operas.

137
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:42:16pm

“Erase all references to our founding..”

What utter bullshit, as is the reference to “a simple citizen army that defeated the greatest empire in the world.”

Washington had little success until he trained his Continentals to European standards, perhaps going a little overboard by bringing in Prussian drill sergeants to help.

138
teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:43:01pm
139
Jay C  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:43:48pm

re: #101 Blind Frog Belly White

What were the names of the guys who shot him [Stonewall Jackson]?

The 18th North Carolina Infantry Regiment
Recruited in and around Wilmington.

140
Ming5000  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:46:29pm

I am pretty sure Kristi Noem’s word’s confused Trump. As she tried to shore him up, Trump suspects she is shading him.

141
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:47:54pm
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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:47:56pm
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EPR-radar  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:48:12pm

re: #135 jaunte

They’re going to make this crowd listen to the warm up acts long enough for everyone to get infected.

I fail to see any problem with that.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:48:40pm

re: #141 jaunte

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Bullshit

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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:49:16pm

EWW! LEE GREENWOOD!

Fuckface Von Clownstick is now taking the dais.

146
Ming5000  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:50:36pm

re: #145 teleskiguy

EWW! LEE GREENWOOD!

Fuckface Von Clownstick is now taking the dais.

I am pretty sure Trump is pissed that they didn’t cut the song when he got to the dais.

147
gocart mozart  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:50:47pm
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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:51:03pm

What a stupid fucking song.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:51:34pm

re: #145 teleskiguy

“…where I least I know I’m *coughcoughcough* free!”

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:51:44pm

Satan at the altar…..

151
Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:52:00pm

I have the sound off and closed captions on. The captions say “governor gnome”.

152
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:54:03pm

Ozymandias says hi.

153
BigPapa  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:54:06pm

Trump is extra moist and tan. He doesn’t look good. I hope it doesn’t start melting off.

OK I lied, I hope it melts off.

154
Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:54:47pm

Ah yes, Rushmore is a monument to our freedom, unlike that pesky Constitution thing that keeps holding me back.

155
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:55:23pm

Robert Davi, usually plays a nasty gangster.

156
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:55:31pm

Yuman Progress!

157
teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:55:39pm

His teleprompter reading is in full effect. He sounds like he’s taping a hostage video.

158
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:55:53pm

re: #154 Teddy’s Person

Ah yes, Rushmore is a monument to our freedom, unlike that pesky Constitution thing that keeps holding me back.

I said this on Facebook this morning, but what about the Declaration of Independence? You know, the paper that the Founding Fathers signed on the anniversary we celebrate tomorrow? Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness? I guess the right to keep and bear arms is more important than that?

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:55:56pm
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Jack Burton  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:56:19pm

re: #142 teleskiguy

“Some alleged actor…”

“This actor…”

LOL. No one remembers who he is. I guess Showgirls killed his career too.

161
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:56:57pm

I wonder if Trump thinks the Rushmore faces are natural formations?

162
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:57:06pm

Western civilisasun.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:57:31pm

re: #71 Eclectic Cyborg

How long does this shitshow last?

about another 120 days or so

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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:57:41pm

Here’s the Stephen Miller part of the speech.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:58:10pm

re: #164 teleskiguy

Here’s the Stephen Miller part of the speech.

that sounds better in the original German.

166
Interesting Times  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:58:23pm

Fact check: true

167
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:58:52pm

Here we go. Cancelculture.

168
mmmirele  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:58:57pm

The Texas Supreme Court announced today it was cancelling the July bar exam, which would have been in 3.5 weeks.

texastribune.org

Looking back to my Texas bar exam in 198X, I would have completely lost my shit if I had gotten all the way to July 3 and not known whether the bar was going to take place. By that point, I would have gone through one week of the multistate prep and five of six weeks of BarBri. Not knowing would have been insane.

That said, Arizona has decided to have the in-person bar exam at the end of the month. I have no idea where it’s held at. When I took the bar, it was in an exhibition hall at the Astrohall (no longer existing) where several hundred of us were spread out among hundreds of tables for three days of hell. Today, it’s three days of every chance in the world of getting coronavirus.

On a different note, I created a t-shirt and it will be here in a couple of weeks.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:59:07pm

Totalitaterianism.

170
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:59:20pm

Toe-tali-taria-tism”

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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:59:24pm

TOT-ALLY-A-TARISM

172
piratedan  Jul 3, 2020 • 7:59:36pm

re: #160 Jack Burton

no shit… the guy actually played a Bond villiain (License to Kill), talk about typecasting!

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:00:24pm

re: #92 Teddy’s Person

‘Rona’s closing in…

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somehow they think constant retesting will prevent them from getting it

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:00:29pm

VICTIM RALLY!

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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:01:00pm

This speech is terrifying.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:01:35pm

Confederate Statue Guards.

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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:01:39pm

This is fucking scary. This rhetoric is whipping up his mouth-breathing cult something fierce. He’s inciting bloodshed.

178
Ming5000  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:01:45pm

Wow, this is a just shy of a Ceaușescu speech. …. He is whistling in the dark.

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:02:20pm

re: #173 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

somehow they think constant retesting will prevent them from getting it

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I think they think testing causes it. This will only confirm…..

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EPR-radar  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:03:01pm

It sounds like Trump is going all-in on White Supremacy.

No surprise, it really was the only plausible move to make from his incredibly limited and Hitleresque playbook.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:03:12pm

Ulyssius!

182
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:03:34pm

This is not accurate. The neighbor didn’t beat the shit out of Rand, he is still full of it.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:03:51pm
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EPR-radar  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:04:24pm

re: #182 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Beating the shit out of someone like Rand Paul would be a full time job.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:05:12pm

Simpleminded pap.

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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:05:50pm

This is a full-on white supremacy speech. Not quite explicit, but extremely implicit.

187
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:06:56pm

He perked up a little when he got to the word “blood “on the snow.

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BeachDem  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:08:04pm

re: #158 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I said this on Facebook this morning, but what about the Declaration of Independence? You know, the paper that the Founding Fathers signed on the anniversary we celebrate tomorrow? Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness? I guess the right to keep and bear arms is more important than that?

As I watched Hamilton tonight rather than this freak show, from Cabinet Battle #1

Jefferson:

Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
We fought for these ideals we shouldn’t settle for less
These are wise words, enterprising men quote ‘em
Don’t act surprised, you guys, ‘cause I wrote ‘em (ow)

Cabinet Battle #1

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Ming5000  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:08:35pm

”..the father of our country… (pause) … George Washington.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:08:56pm

Stephen Miller must have spent some time on the Wikipedia pages of the Rushmore Four today.

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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:08:57pm

The words are goddamned terrifying. The delivery is weak and wan. Sad!

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Charles Johnson  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:09:06pm
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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:09:48pm
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Interesting Times  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:09:53pm

re: #167 jaunte

Here we go. Cancelculture.

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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:10:27pm

He sounds fucking drugged.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:10:56pm

re: #188 BeachDem

As I watched Hamilton tonight rather than this freak show, from Cabinet Battle #1

Jefferson:

Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
We fought for these ideals we shouldn’t settle for less
These are wise words, enterprising men quote ‘em
Don’t act surprised, you guys, ‘cause I wrote ‘em (ow)

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Have you seen it before? We hadn’t. It was excellent. Of course we knew all the words but watching was awesome.

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plansbandc  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:11:06pm

re: #84 BigPapa

LMFAO

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:11:20pm

re: #195 teleskiguy

Most of his life.

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BeachDem  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:11:35pm

re: #177 teleskiguy

This is fucking scary. This rhetoric is whipping up his mouth-breathing cult something fierce. He’s inciting bloodshed.

“A hideous ecstasy of fear and vindictiveness, a desire to kill, to torture, to smash faces in with a sledge hammer, seemed to flow through the whole group of people like an electric current, turning one even against one’s will into a grimacing, screaming lunatic. And yet the rage that one felt was an abstract, undirected emotion which could be switched from one object to another like the flame of a blowlamp.”
― George Orwell, 1984

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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:12:13pm

ANTEEUM…AMENMMN

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Interesting Times  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:13:39pm

re: #195 teleskiguy

He sounds fucking drugged.

Anyone else with a stomach strong enough to watch seeing the same thing?

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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:14:07pm

Not sure the Trumpers signed up for a history lecture by a drug-addled toddler.

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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:14:38pm

HE SAID NOBLE PRIZE!!!!

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BeachDem  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:15:32pm

re: #196 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Have you seen it before? We hadn’t. It was excellent. Of course we knew all the words but watching was awesome.

I saw it in April 2016 with the original cast. That was one of my Broadway highlights (should have been for what the tickets cost) but I thoroughly enjoyed watching it tonight, and will probably watch it again (and again and again)

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:15:39pm

re: #182 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

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This is not accurate. The neighbor didn’t beat the shit out of Rand, he is still full of it.

gale??

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:16:02pm

Loudmouths agree they will not be silenced.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:16:26pm

On the bright side, the praise for Lincoln may persuade some neo-Confederates to sit this election out. It will take a lot of dog whistles to make up for it.

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plansbandc  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:17:07pm

re: #91 stpaulbear

I likey.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:17:20pm

Bedrock shoutout to Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:18:07pm

The biggest cheer from the audience just came when shithead said WE ARE BUILDING THE WALL.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:18:21pm

re: #204 BeachDem

I saw it in April 2016 with the original cast. That was one of my Broadway highlights (should have been for what the tickets cost) but I thoroughly enjoyed watching it tonight, and will probably watch it again (and again and again)

I’m not jealous of much in this world, but I am jealous of people who got to see the original cast on Broadway. I seriously considered going to NYC, priced it out a couple of times but I couldn’t afford it.

212
Danack  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:18:55pm

So………when is the rest of the GOP going to come to terms with how Trump has zero plan for anything. Not the coronavirus, not the economy or how to win an election.

re: #201 Interesting Times

Anyone else with a stomach strong enough to watch seeing the same thing?

I’m only watching about 5 seconds at a time, pausing it, then jumping to the live broadcast again…….it’s a shitshow.

He’s almost completely monotone, and only able to read and say a few words at a time, which is making it hard for the crowd to know where they are meant to applaud….

That the Trump campaign has been trying to attack Biden on “cognitive test scores” suggests very strongly to me that the GOP know that Trump is having a significant mental decline, even compared to a few weeks ago.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:19:10pm

Hitting every conservative resentment button.

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Belafon  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:19:29pm

re: #122 jaunte

This is why Trump’s calendars go from February to April.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:20:03pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:20:09pm
217
Ming5000  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:20:16pm

These 7500 random people sure are loving this screed.

218
Ming5000  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:21:37pm

Does Trump think Robert E. Lee was a Union soldier?

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makeitstop  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:22:47pm

re: #216 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

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That picture is frightening.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:22:59pm

3,700 people not even enough to sustain a USA chant.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:23:32pm

re: #218 Ming5000

Does Trump think Robert E. Lee was a Union soldier?

Either that or he fought in the American Revolution.

222
Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:23:43pm

Believe it or not, Kimberly Guilfoyle used to be married to Gavin Newsom.

223
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:24:02pm

I don’t think John Brown was a Trumper.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:24:52pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:26:39pm

What incredible distortion, invoking MLK and the martyrs of the Civil War to attack a movement whose main targets are the Confederate traitors whose ideology caused their deaths.
The Republican Party is a den of depravity.

226
Danack  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:26:40pm

*manifest destiny*

DRINK!

227
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:26:44pm

He just can’t say Ulysses.

228
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:27:01pm

“Ulyseus S. Grant”

229
Ming5000  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:27:32pm

Only America could have produced Demerol.

230
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:27:35pm

Muhammad Ali says take my name out of your mouth.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:28:01pm

re: #227 jaunte

He just can’t say Ulysses.

In the closed caption it came out as Alice S Grant.

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Belafon  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:28:12pm

re: #180 EPR-radar

It sounds like Trump is going all-in on White Supremacy.

No surprise, it really was the only plausible move to make from his incredibly limited and Hitleresque playbook.

It sounds like the rhetorical equivalent of a trapped rat: Can he be so scary that people back off trying to beat him?

233
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:28:45pm

Walt Whitman says up yours.

234
Dave In Austin  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:29:05pm

Still coming around. We lost 2 owlets to who knows…. Weather or predation.

235
Ming5000  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:29:13pm

Ford bought a spot

236
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:29:26pm

Good, he just alienated more followers by claiming we landed on the Moon.

Most of the people he is naming would spit on him.

237
teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:29:26pm

Ella Fitzgerald says go fuck yourself, turd.

238
plansbandc  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:29:55pm

I listened to one sentence and wanted to die from hearing his moronic voice. JFC I hate him.

239
teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:30:22pm

Hey, another Executive Order!

240
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:30:42pm

Looking forward to the F-150 statue.

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austin_blue  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:31:08pm

re: #227 jaunte

He just can’t say Ulysses.

He never listened to Cream.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:31:44pm

re: #241 austin_blue

Our naked ears have been tortured tonight, for sure.

243
Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:32:42pm

This will go down in history as Trump’s “I Love Monuments” speech.

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makeitstop  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:32:43pm

Heh

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:33:02pm
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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:33:51pm

Neil Young for some borrowed energy.

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gocart mozart  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:34:17pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:34:34pm

re: #234 Dave In Austin

Still coming around. We lost 2 owlets to who knows…. Weather or predation.

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Aw. That’s a shame. I’m sorry.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:34:54pm

We got a thousand points of light
For the homeless man
We got a kinder, gentler,
Machine gun hand
We got department stores
and toilet paper
Got styrofoam boxes
for the ozone layer
Got a man of the people,
says keep hope alive
Got fuel to burn,
got roads to drive.

Keep on rockin’ in the free world,
Keep on rockin’ in the free world
Keep on rockin’ in the free world,
Keep on rockin’ in the free world.

250
Barefoot Grin  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:34:55pm

I thought of a couple of jokes at the expense of Don Jr’s paramour, but decided against because it’s so fucking unfair that none of Trumps themselves—so far as we know—have suffered from covid-19.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:35:27pm
252
Rightwingconspirator  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:36:11pm

I confess. I could not do it. Could not watch this tyrant dirty up parkland. Entice people to get sick and spread this plague. Especially not in the face of the protests there. So thank you all I’m enjoying your hot takes.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:36:12pm

re: #250 Barefoot Grin

I thought of a couple of jokes at the expense of Don Jr’s paramour, but decided against because it’s so fucking unfair that none of Trumps themselves—so far as we know—have suffered from covid-19.

And damn, it’s not for lack of trying.

254
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:36:24pm
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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:37:18pm
256
teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:38:32pm

re: #249 jaunte

I see a woman in the night
With a baby in her hand
Under an old street light
Near a garbage can
Now she puts the kid away,
and she’s gone to get a hit
She hates her life,
and what she’s done to it
There’s one more kid
that will never go to school
Never get to fall in love,
never get to be cool.

Keep on rockin’ in the free world,
Keep on rockin’ in the free world
Keep on rockin’ in the free world,
Keep on rockin’ in the free world.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:38:37pm

Maybe Chevy pickup partisans will sit it out too. Those loyalties go deep here in flyover country.
Full disclosure: I own a Ford pickup, though an F-350 rather than a 150.

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austin_blue  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:38:43pm

re: #250 Barefoot Grin

I thought of a couple of jokes at the expense of Don Jr’s paramour, but decided against because it’s so fucking unfair that none of Trumps themselves—so far as we know—have suffered from covid-19.

Savage Lucy, teeth like baseballs, eyes like jellied fire…

259
BeachDem  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:39:11pm

re: #211 Teddy’s Person

I’m not jealous of much in this world, but I am jealous of people who got to see the original cast on Broadway. I seriously considered going to NYC, priced it out a couple of times but I couldn’t afford it.

I was actually headed to Yonkers for three grueling weeks of work, but went in a few days early (and it was my birthday) and decided it didn’t matter what it cost, we were going to see it. ($450 for rear balcony, but worth every penny—and I made good money on the job in Yonkers so it all worked out.)

260
Dave In Austin  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:39:29pm

How is it that Don Jr isn’t infected (yet)?

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Belafon  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:40:24pm
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EPR-radar  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:40:41pm

re: #260 Dave In Austin

How is it that Don Jr isn’t infected (yet)?

It really is enough to tempt me to believe in supernatural evil, and that Satan protects his own.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:41:27pm

re: #257 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Maybe Chevy pickup partisans will sit it out too. Those loyalties go deep here in flyover country.
Full disclosure: I own a Ford pickup, though an F-350 rather than a 150.

The F-350 is an actual work truck, for people who might require one on, say, a farm. The F-150 is a suburban toy that looks like it.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:41:31pm

re: #261 Belafon

Ship’s crew are surprised by alien.

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:41:47pm

re: #256 teleskiguy

I see a woman in the night
With a baby in her hand
Under an old street light
Near a garbage can
Now she puts the kid away,
and she’s gone to get a hit
She hates her life,
and what she’s done to it
There’s one more kid
that will never go to school
Never get to fall in love,
never get to be cool.

Keep on rockin’ in the free world,
Keep on rockin’ in the free world
Keep on rockin’ in the free world,
Keep on rockin’ in the free world.

That one always makes me tear up.

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EPR-radar  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:41:50pm

re: #261 Belafon

Boy rescues princess, then shoots down Death Star.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:42:02pm
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austin_blue  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:42:07pm

re: #257 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Maybe Chevy pickup partisans will sit it out too. Those loyalties go deep here in flyover country.
Full disclosure: I own a Ford pickup, though an F-350 rather than a 150.

I hope you enjoy your 12 miles/gallon…

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Teddy's Person  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:43:12pm

re: #267 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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What’s your movie?

270
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:44:29pm

re: #268 austin_blue

I hope you enjoy your 12 miles/gallon…

It’s not usually that good, since I rarely take it on the road, but that has to be weighed against what it carries, like the difference between my Toyota and an Amtrak train.

271
Charles Johnson  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:44:48pm
272
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:46:28pm

Name one other Lee Greenwood song.

273
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:47:05pm
274
Barefoot Grin  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:47:12pm

re: #271 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

“Barron, get your go-bag, now!”

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:48:09pm

re: #255 teleskiguy

[Embedded content]

The spirit of General Sherman may make an appearance after all. “Forest fire consumes Rushmore Park, Trump forced to flee in Marine One.”

276
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:51:37pm

Trump stealing from Ray Charles.

277
A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:52:02pm

re: #259 BeachDem

I was actually headed to Yonkers for three grueling weeks of work, but went in a few days early (and it was my birthday) and decided it didn’t matter what it cost, we were going to see it. ($450 for rear balcony, but worth every penny—and I made good money on the job in Yonkers so it all worked out.)

That’s what it cost at the beginning of the SF run. I just can’t bring myself to pay that much for a single performance. (My Ring cycle tickets cost $900, but that was four performances — and not rear balcony.)

Several months into the run I paid about $160 for a center orchestra seat.

278
teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:53:31pm
279
teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:53:45pm
280
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:56:38pm
281
BeachDem  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:57:21pm

re: #277 A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!

That’s what it cost at the beginning of the SF run. I just can’t bring myself to pay that much for a single performance. (My Ring cycle tickets cost $900, but that was four performances — and not rear balcony.)

Several months into the run I paid about $160 for a center orchestra seat.

At least NY theaters are relatively small, so even rear balcony didn’t seem far away. After recovering from initial sticker shock, I just told myself I was worth it! (and that spending 3 weeks in a bus garage in Yonkers wouldn’t be quite as painful with that happy memory leading up to it.)

282
Ace Rothstein  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:57:24pm

re: #272 jaunte

Name one other Lee Greenwood song.

He would have to have a first one to count, because that “song” ain’t a song.

283
Ace Rothstein  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:58:15pm

Is anything on fire yet?

284
Ace-o-aces  Jul 3, 2020 • 8:58:22pm
285
William Lewis  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:00:01pm

re: #267 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

[Embedded content]

Bar owner gets an Army Major killed.

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austin_blue  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:01:10pm

re: #261 Belafon

[Embedded content]

An interstellar freighter is sent to a planet because reasons. One crew member is inoculated. One night, he has a bad case of coughing, and a genetically engineered death soldier escapes from him. The rest of the crew is concerned, but are idiots, and they all die. Fortunately, our plucky heroine makes it to the escape pod and shoots the monster into vacuum and escapes.

The end.

287
Hecuba's daughter  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:03:44pm

re: #92 Teddy’s Person

‘Rona’s closing in…

What does that mean — never with Trump? Don Jr was never with Trump either? Never??? Ever? Seems like they need to be somewhat more specific — like not with Trump that day. How does Trump escape infection while so many around him are diagnosed? Let’s hope his luck runs out — and soon.

288
EPR-radar  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:03:45pm

re: #275 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

[Embedded content]

The spirit of General Sherman may make an appearance after all. “Forest fire consumes Rushmore Park, Trump forced to flee in Marine One.”

If that were to happen, and if anyone up there is listening, that would be a great time for a helicopter malfunction.

289
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:04:46pm

re: #267 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

[Embedded content]

Homeless men hike into Mexican mountain range.

290
I Would Prefer Not To  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:05:55pm

Did I miss the Pivot?

291
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:06:09pm
292
BeachDem  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:08:22pm

re: #284 Ace-o-aces

[Embedded content]

JUNE 29:

A Hamptons insider was stunned to arrive at a house in Bridgehampton on Saturday night to find a packed party that looked “as if COVID had never happened” — with Donald Trump Jr. and girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle among the revelers.

pagesix.com

Spread that corona virus, assholes.

293
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:08:24pm
294
EPR-radar  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:09:05pm

re: #289 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Two women go on a road trip.

295
Interesting Times  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:09:14pm

re: #291 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Did he see starbursts?

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I Would Prefer Not To  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:09:22pm

Is there a worse “artist” than Garrison? Anywhere in time? In any Universe?

Instagram

Ben Garrison is anti-mask because of course he is

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:09:24pm

re: #267 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

[Embedded content]

Tiny Nevada town fights worm infestation.

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austin_blue  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:09:33pm

re: #290 I Would Prefer Not To

Did I miss the Pivot?

There was no pivot. There was just bulkshit and a complete lack of responsibility for all of his decisions.

Pitiful.

299
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:10:09pm

re: #294 EPR-radar

Ending in a short flight?

300
EPR-radar  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:10:30pm

re: #299 jaunte

Ending in a short flight?

Yep.

301
BeachDem  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:11:07pm

re: #291 jaunte

[Embedded content]

But did it send little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America??

Inquiring minds want to know, Rich Lowry.

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:12:58pm

re: #301 BeachDem

Steamship receives chilly Atlantic reception, ends lower than Rich Lowry’s standards.

303
EPR-radar  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:13:47pm

re: #291 jaunte

I’m real tired of this immense pro-Republican bias in US society, where shit like this from Lowry is not treated with the contempt that it deserves.

The simple truth is that if a D president had bungled the covid response as badly as Trump has done, that by itself would have resulted in a bipartisan impeachment and removal from office for gross incompetence, and the Democrats would still have been ended as a national party.

304
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:15:00pm
305
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:15:07pm

re: #267 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

[Embedded content]

Young German conscripts travel to France.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:15:13pm

re: #297 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Tiny Nevada town fights worm infestation.

Old folks don’t like dancing.

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Belafon  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:16:10pm

re: #267 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

[Embedded content]

My version was going to be “Man gets chased by agent for picking new name.”

308
plansbandc  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:16:28pm

I have loved musicals forever. I was raised on musical soundtracks.(My dad saw some of the most famous musicals live on Broadway, including Funny Girl with Babs!!!) Finally saw a musical on Broadway in 2008. I Have seen so many though, professional and not so professional productions.

Uh. Well, I avoided Hamilton because I thought it would be stupid or boring?

Dear God, It’s absolutely amazing.

Why did I resist???

It is So SO good. I’m jealous as hell of everyone who has gotten to see the live stage show.

309
EPR-radar  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:16:37pm

re: #306 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Third son takes over family business after a vacation in Sicily.

310
Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:18:53pm

Low energy Irish hood gets beaten up by everyone, including his boss.

311
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:19:43pm

re: #309 EPR-radar

A whole family goes to work for some rich people.

312
makeitstop  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:20:18pm

Teenagers drive cars, listen to radio.

313
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:21:34pm
314
sagehen  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:22:48pm

re: #247 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

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jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:23:07pm
316
piratedan  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:23:38pm

re: #312 makeitstop

some teenagers go to detention and find out that they’re all…. teenagers.

317
A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:24:42pm

re: #303 EPR-radar

I’m real tired of this immense pro-Republican bias in US society, where shit like this from Lowry is not treated with the contempt that it deserves.

Take a look at the comments.

318
BeachDem  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:24:48pm

re: #308 plansbandc

I have loved musicals forever. I was raised on musical soundtracks.(My dad saw some of the most famous musicals live on Broadway, including Funny Girl with Babs!!!) Finally saw a musical on Broadway in 2008. I Have seen so many though, professional and not so professional productions.

Uh. Well, I avoided Hamilton because I thought it would be stupid or boring?

Dear God, It’s absolutely amazing.

Why did I resist???

It is So SO good. I’m jealous as hell of everyone who has gotten to see the live stage show.

Welp, you’ll be double super jealous of me because I saw Barbra in Funny Girl AND Hamilton on Broadway. (Also, Audra McDonald in Ragtime and in Carousel; Bernadette Peters in Song and Dance and in Annie Get Your Gun; Oliver with Davy Jones as the Artful Dodger; Blood Brothers with Sean and David Cassidy; original cast of Rent and many more.) When I lived in NY (3 painful high school years on Long Island) I went to the city every chance I got and my love of theater never waned, so every trip to NY or London, I try to see as many shows as I can.

319
makeitstop  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:24:55pm

re: #316 piratedan

some teenagers go to detention and find out that they’re all…. teenagers.

Student plays hooky, attends parade.

320
austin_blue  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:26:09pm

re: #309 EPR-radar

Third son takes over family business after a vacation in Sicily.

The Sicilian is a really excellent book. You should read it while in quarantine. Lots of history. Lots of politics. Really sets up Michael’s return to New York.

321
Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:26:23pm

Regular Joe meets beautiful woman and together they cook up a scheme which inevitably fails

This is, of course, literally any Film Noir movie.

322
sagehen  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:27:04pm

“Weisman wrote that he had a deal in place for multiple acts to perform at Trump’s Taj Mahal casino in Atlantic City when it opened in 1990. The package included both Sinatra and longtime friend, Sammy Davis Jr., who had recently been diagnosed with the cancer that would eventually kill him.

Weisman made the deal with Mark Grossinger Etess, the 38-year-old Trump executive in charge of the Taj Mahal. Then, Etess died in a helicopter crash about six months before the Taj Mahal opened. Since the deal was never formalized, Trump decided he wanted to renegotiate, paying less for Sinatra and canceling the other acts.

That’s when Sinatra sent his message to Trump, according to the book. The interaction killed the deal and Sinatra performed at rival casino The Sands instead.”

323
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:27:41pm

re: #312 makeitstop

Teenagers drive cars, listen to radio.

American Graffiti?

324
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:29:24pm

re: #322 sagehen

Art of the Deal. What an idiot.

325
makeitstop  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:30:53pm

re: #323 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

American Graffiti?

Ding! :)

326
EPR-radar  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:30:55pm

re: #317 A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!

Take a look at the comments.

Thanks for the suggestion. They do restore some faith in humanity.

327
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:34:19pm

re: #312 makeitstop

Teenagers drive cars, listen to radio.

Tom Cruise wakes up day after day after day after day.

328
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:35:43pm

Scalia?

329
CleverToad  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:35:59pm

re: #318 BeachDem

Welp, you’ll be double super jealous of me because I saw Barbra in Funny Girl AND Hamilton on Broadway. (Also, Audra McDonald in Ragtime and in Carousel; Bernadette Peters in Song and Dance and in Annie Get Your Gun; Oliver with Davy Jones as the Artful Dodger; Blood Brothers with Sean and David Cassidy; original cast of Rent and many more.) When I lived in NY (3 painful high school years on Long Island) I went to the city every chance I got and my love of theater never waned, so every trip to NY or London, I try to see as many shows as I can.

*sighs in awe and envy*

330
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:37:38pm

re: #321 Blind Frog Belly White

Regular Joe meets beautiful woman and together they cook up a scheme which inevitably fails

This is, of course, literally any Film Noir movie.

Man meets fish and falls in love.

331
Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:39:12pm

The Younger Boy’s contribution:

Man accidentally brings his children to work.

332
Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:39:33pm

re: #330 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Man meets fish and falls in love.

The Amazing Mr. Limpet?
////

333
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:40:26pm

re: #332 Blind Frog Belly White

The Amazing Mr. Limpet?
////

That was one ugly fish!

334
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:41:20pm

Mexican villagers are oppressed by urban upper classes until Europeans arrive.

335
🌹UOJB!  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:42:34pm

re: #296 I Would Prefer Not To

Is there a worse “artist” than Garrison? Anywhere in time? In any Universe?

[Embedded content]

Oh when Ben Garrison is hooked up to a respirator….

336
sagehen  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:42:51pm

re: #280 jaunte

“We recognize the solemn right and moral duty of every nation to secure its borders,” says @realDonaldTrump, under whose leadership Americans have been banned from traveling to the EU.

Speech given at a site that even our own Supreme Court says isn’t ours; on land that we stole in direct violation of a Senate-ratified treaty that the Constitution says very clearly is Law of the Land.

337
Belafon  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:43:22pm

Three artists I heard on the same radio station today:

Steve Earl
Radiohead
Chance the Rapper

338
austin_blue  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:43:54pm

re: #321 Blind Frog Belly White

Regular Joe meets beautiful woman and together they cook up a scheme which inevitably fails

This is, of course, literally any Film Noir movie.

Wait, the Postman Only Rings Twice is your favorite movie?

C’mon people!

Let’s go with:

Old rich fucker gazes back on his life and realizes that the only thing that he ever really loved was his sled.

339
🌹UOJB!  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:46:43pm

re: #280 jaunte

Meanwhile Canada and Mexico have sealed their borders with the US and the European Union bans Americans from entering…

340
Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:47:46pm

Scientist takes a long trip, fights an insane computer and turns into a baby.

341
Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:48:12pm

re: #338 austin_blue

Wait, the Postman Only Rings Twice is your favorite movie?

C’mon people!

Let’s go with:

Old rich fucker gazes back on his life and realizes that the only thing that he ever really loved was his sled.

Wait, that’s the plot of The Postman Always Rings Twice? I was describing Double Indemnity!
///

342
EPR-radar  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:49:16pm

re: #338 austin_blue

Boy meets his dad, finds a sister and loses his hand.

343
teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:50:50pm

Nine months sober today.

344
Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:51:02pm

re: #342 EPR-radar

Boy meets his dad, finds a sister and loses his hand.

Well, technically that second one didn’t happen until later.

345
austin_blue  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:51:47pm

re: #341 Blind Frog Belly White

Wait, that’s the plot of The Postman Always Rings Twice? I was describing Double Indemnity!
///

Double Indemnity is you favorite movie?

Okay, I can see that. It was really good noir.

346
Dave In Austin  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:53:17pm
347
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:54:27pm

Lula Mae Barnes explores New York, doesn’t want to return to Texas.

348
🌹UOJB!  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:54:45pm

re: #346 Dave In Austin

A smartass did that once at the Shippingport nuclear plant when Dad worked there and every fucking security alarm went off. The plant was locked down for several hours…

349
Hecuba's daughter  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:54:50pm

NY cop flies to LA to attend a Christmas party at his wife’s office.

350
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:55:22pm
351
Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:56:01pm

re: #346 Dave In Austin

[Embedded content]

Good move, champ. If this was during the Corona lockdown, they’re gonna have to shut that Costco down and disinfect the entire store now.

///

352
Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:56:15pm

re: #345 austin_blue

Double Indemnity is you favorite movie?

Okay, I can see that. It was really good noir.

I love Fred MacMurray as a fast-talking insurance guy gone bad. So far from “My Three Sons”.

Little things about it do bother me, though - like have you ever seen an apartment door that opened OUTWARD into the hall? NO! There’s a reason for that.

353
BeachDem  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:56:15pm

re: #329 CleverToad

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354
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:57:04pm

355
Rightwingconspirator  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:58:37pm

re: #343 teleskiguy

Nine months sober today.

Great to hear congratulations. Harder than ever to maintain as far as I can see.

356
Belafon  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:58:59pm

An opportunity to fix a tragic situation from five years before is ultimately resolved by determination, friendship, and a snap of the fingers

357
Ferdinand  Jul 3, 2020 • 9:59:08pm

Government-funded contractor procures cargo with aid of livestock, locals, and farm tools.

358
Ferdinand  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:00:15pm

re: #342 EPR-radar

Boy meets his dad, finds a sister and loses his hand.

Bravo.

359
🌹UOJB!  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:00:18pm

VCKTg0UY2MGiTNk9PwbdfvVmuWOg1sIlTTfgV9HaOkWC5quGh4ubUfkFAgIt4jdoiBQ6SdQAfcqNp5n/PxQjTOJtxyMW2jKffDPfFi55D0BmNwVsq/rrYqhZVpgth68P9RnO7y0N21gyOWCOws6u0mOXoqrSqME3

360
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:06:12pm

re: #354 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Obviously a burglar

361
austin_blue  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:08:12pm

Pumpkin time in the CDT zone. Fireworks are going south of us. Idiots.

Sweet scaly dreams, all, if that’s possible.

It was nice to have had some fun tonight on this thread. Been a while.

We are definitely staying inside, tomorrow, and given what is happening in Texas, probably for the next two weeks except for trips to the HEB grocery store where masks are required and no Bros or Karens are allowed in the store.

Dog help us all. This is just as scary as shit.

362
jaunte  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:09:52pm

Something for Rich Lowry to listen to:

363
Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:12:46pm

re: #328 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Scalia?

[Embedded content]

And Billy freaking Graham.

364
teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:16:35pm

Fuckface Von Clownstick and his speechwriters are dumber than a box of shit. This new executive order that purports to create a new statue park is so goddamned stupid. This is literally their logic, LIBS HATE STATUES SO WE’LL BUILD A BUNCH OF ‘EM!!! What a sick joke this whole administration is.

365
Dave In Austin  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:26:43pm
366
William Lewis  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:27:47pm

What, was mine too boring a version.?

367
NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:28:59pm
368
teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:32:21pm
369
NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:38:54pm

re: #267 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

[Embedded content]

A guy drives cross country to meet up with his friends.

370
i(m)p(each)sos  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:42:43pm

re: #365 Dave In Austin

Mount Rapemore?

371
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:50:10pm

re: #369 NO SMOCKING GUN!

A guy drives cross country to meet up with his friends.

Man models a Wyoming mountain out of mashed potatoes, many people travel there to see a government-sponsored light show.

372
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:52:18pm

re: #364 teleskiguy

Fuckface Von Clownstick and his speechwriters are dumber than a box of shit. This new executive order that purports to create a new statue park is so goddamned stupid. This is literally their logic, LIBS HATE STATUES SO WE’LL BUILD A BUNCH OF ‘EM!!! What a sick joke this whole administration is.

Good luck getting the House to approve an appropriation for this.

This is just more culture war crap.

373
teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:57:45pm

Roommates drive to Aspen to drop off a briefcase.

374
TedStriker  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:09:02pm

re: #327 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Tom Cruise wakes up day after day after day after day.

Bill Murray, too.

375
Saint Stephen  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:32:40pm

re: #160 Jack Burton

He was the villain in a James Bond movie once, but I can’t remember which one. I think Timothy Dalton was Bond.


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Orville Peck - Smalltown Boy (Official Audio) Official audio for Orville Peck’s cover of "Smalltown Boy" by Bronski Beat out now: orvillepeck.lnk.to Pre-save / Pre-add Orville's new EP Show Pony here: orvillepeck.lnk.to Amazon - orvillepeck.lnk.toApple Music - orvillepeck.lnk.toiTunes - orvillepeck.lnk.toSoundcloud -  orvillepeck.lnk.toSpotify - orvillepeck.lnk.toYouTube Music - orvillepeck.lnk.toYouTube -  orvillepeck.lnk.to Follow Orville PeckFacebook - facebook.comInstagram - instagram.comTwitter - @orvillepeck orvillepeck.com LyricsTo ...
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Norah Jones - to Live "To Live" is taken from Norah's newest album 'Pick Me Up Off The Floor,' out now and available to stream/download here: norahjones.lnk.to Connect with Norah:norahjones.cominstagram.comfacebook.com@NorahJones See Norah live: norahjones.com Music video by Norah Jones performing To Live. © 2020 ...
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Future Islands - for Sure (Official Video) 'For Sure' by Future Islands, out now on all platforms: futureislands.ffm.to A Film by Samuel Jerome MasonFinishing by John HarrisonRendered with GarageFarmSpecial Thanks to Anna, Jemima, Mike, Willy, Saad, Eric, Arsen Perish the painI was impoverishedThose ties that windAnd ...
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Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness - Get on My Wave I wrote and produced “Get On My Wave” with Kyle “King Tuff” Thomas the day we met last summer. I’ve struggled with releasing the song during the pandemic because it felt too happy; detached from the tumult of our ...
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