New Music From Lianne La Havas: “Can’t Fight”

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The official video for Lianne La Havas – Can’t Fight

Directed by Kevin Morosky

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Can’t Fight lyrics

It seems that I won’t be warned
And certainly, I saw a sign
I raged like a woman scorned
But something about you got me gone
You’re pulling me back and now I’m going under

A little peace, a little love
A little bit, is that enough?
I can’t fight away this love
I knew that I should give you up
I tried to run but got my heart stuck
I can’t fight away this love
Can’t fight away this love

The things that I want and need
But they always seem to be at odds with me
Oh, why?
When did Heaven get this heavy?
Everything’s right until it’s wrong
But something about you feels like home
Oh, baby, you know that you got me gone
You’re pulling me back and now I’m going under, oh

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363 comments

1
BigPapa  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:57:01pm

Screw Needy Amin

2
Targetpractice  Jul 3, 2020 • 10:58:54pm

Continuing the game from downstairs:

High school teen takes part in science experiment, spends rest of movie trying to get home.

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teleskiguy  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:02:00pm

CL’d

Roommates drive to Aspen to drop off a briefcase.

4
Dr Lizardo  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:04:26pm

re: #2 Targetpractice

Continuing the game from downstairs:

High school teen takes part in science experiment, spends rest of movie trying to get home.

Detective tracks down and kills fugitives, ends up questioning the morality of his job and runs away with his new girlfriend, who’s also a fugitive.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:08:29pm

Yesterday there was discussion of Lawn Chair Larry.

Turns out, Drunk History did a segment on him (7:16, The Little DIY Aircraft That Could)
cc.com

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:11:48pm

Woman asks doctor if he knows a tailor.

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TedStriker  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:12:09pm

re: #4 Dr Lizardo

Detective tracks down and kills fugitives, ends up questioning the morality of his job and runs away with his new girlfriend, who’s also a fugitive.

A man and his family have a very problematic two-week drive from Chicago to LA to go to a theme park.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:12:42pm

It occurred to me that a literal description of one of my favorites, Millers Crossing, would be really boring, because what draws me in about the movie isn’t the plot.

Gee, I wonder if it’s available On Demand…..

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:12:56pm

OK I have a couple!

Sole survivor of a space mission gets the shock of his life when he sees something on a beach.

Two losers conspire to fleece investors.

Man is victim of mistaken identity, framed for murder flees the scene and eventually finds himself at the top of a monument.

Ancient slave conspires with friend to gain his freedom.

Female thief forms a team of fellow crooks to steal priceless object.

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BigPapa  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:13:33pm

So it appears no forest fires were started. That’s good.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:13:59pm

Girl and dog try to run away from home, end up running away from home only to find themselves at home anyway.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:15:24pm

3 guys go fishing.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:17:25pm

re: #2 Targetpractice

Continuing the game from downstairs:

High school teen takes part in science experiment, spends rest of movie trying to get home.

Having done that, he takes part in two more experiments in movies, also trying to get home. In the last one, his car is wrecked by a locomotive.

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TedStriker  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:18:27pm

re: #12 NO SMOCKING GUN!

3 guys go fishing.

A photographer/cab driver ropes his ESL teacher buddy into going into the Army together, they bumble through Basic Training, then they almost start WWIII over a heavily-armed recreational vehicle.

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:19:37pm

Bungling fourth rate actor accidentally gets an invite to a celebration.

Two deliverymen have a terrible time delivering a package.

Four scientists must stop an infection triggered by an accident.

Teller’s track winnings equal the amount examiners find missing in a bank audit.

Builder ignores warning invites guests to party and they wind up trapped.

Clerk accidentally issues a credit card to a master criminal and has to get it back.

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Belafon  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:21:34pm

Two brothers reconnect with old bandmates to save orphanage.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:23:29pm

re: #7 TedStriker

A man and his family drive from Chicago to LA to go to a theme park and hijinks ensue enroute.

Man crowdfunds struggling television station.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:25:14pm

Not a movie but…

Everyone you care about dies, and the person you put your hopes in disappoints you, leaving the world ruled at the end by the Misfit Toys.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:26:26pm

Snotty, self-centered woman keeps marrying men for the wrong reasons and ends up alone.

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:26:42pm

Marine colonel risks his life to stop a coup.

Two children escape from a psychotic killer.

Despondent poet tells friends in a tavern of the four loves he lost.

Teller of tall tales saves a city from a foreign invasion.

Scientist dies and his brain is transplanted to a robot that goes on a killing spree.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:30:17pm

Well, I’m out for the night, leaving some flowers before I go (the bee is extra).

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:31:06pm

Not red, white or blue — yellow.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:32:08pm

Sunflowers and a single rose.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:36:23pm

Little creepy guy that nobody likes actually saves the world in his own odd was but gets killed doing so…

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Targetpractice  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:41:53pm

Luckless loser and his best mate spend a day trying to get to a pub.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:42:00pm

“Trying to wipe away the lessons of history”.

Like the lessons that treason will be punished and slavery is wrong?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:42:12pm

Space scout crashes on a planet and overthrows an evil queen after being tortured with a Space Sybian.

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Targetpractice  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:46:09pm

Day in the life of a convenience store clerk who wasn’t even supposed to be there.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:46:41pm

The Latest and the Past Wingnut Predicted New Ice Ages That Never Happened (Thanos posted to the right hand column four days ago)

The link he provided to Potholer54 is bad. As such, I put a link to the video from Potholer54’s video on YouTube.

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Jack Burton  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:47:03pm

Creepy guy spends 2 hours making up a story to convince police that he’s actually dead.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:47:53pm

Some cranial blood vessels are throbbing somewhere

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Targetpractice  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:50:24pm

One of the more generic plots:

Guy just out of prison puts together a plan for a big heist.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 3, 2020 • 11:58:21pm

People escape from a super winter storm striking New York.

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 12:13:38am

Another generic plot:

Soldier with PTSD spends movie going native.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 12:13:49am

re: #31 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Some cranial blood vessels are throbbing somewhere

Mine over the defaced US flag in the photo, which has nothing to do with polyamory.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 4, 2020 • 12:15:32am

re: #35 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Mine over the defaced US flag in the photo, which has nothing to do with polyamory.

what is the significance of these altered stripes?

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 12:17:01am

re: #36 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

what is the significance of these altered stripes?

It’s a defacement of the flag called a “Thin Blue Line” which blacks out the blue in the corner and replaces one of the white lines with a blue one.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 4, 2020 • 12:18:28am

re: #37 Targetpractice

It’s a defacement of the flag called a “Thin Blue Line” which blacks out the blue in the corner and replaces one of the white lines with a blue one.

Is this a RW thing?

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 12:19:03am

re: #38 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Is this a RW thing?

It’s a white privilege thing.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 12:20:17am

re: #37 Targetpractice

It’s a defacement of the flag called a “Thin Blue Line” which blacks out the blue in the corner and replaces one of the white lines with a blue one.

Promoted by neo-Nazis and other white supremacists including the murderous Charlottesville Nazi rally.

themarshallproject.org

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 12:29:14am

Aussie actor makes up “history” to make the English look like total bastards.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 12:32:36am

re: #38 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Is this a RW thing?

The flag was created by a high schooler, who then created a business selling patches, stickers, &c with the thin blue line flag. His original creation was not meant to have any political significance, but simply to support the police.

The flag itself violates the US Flag Code, but that code has no enforcement authority, and it’s likely if it had enforcement authority it would violate the First Amendment.

It wasn’t long before Nazis and white supremacists hijacked the symbol for culture-jamming purposes.

Now the flag is divisive, as it means different things to different people, even different police departments.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 12:34:22am

re: #41 Targetpractice

Aussie actor makes up “history” to make the English look like total bastards.

Antique dealer who is immortal beheads people to gain knowledge.

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 12:38:14am

re: #43 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Antique dealer who is immortal beheads people to gain knowledge.

High school student nearly starts WWIII.

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mmmirele  Jul 4, 2020 • 12:51:33am

re: #31 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Some cranial blood vessels are throbbing somewhere

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Annnd, of course, it’s Somerville. (I had to check.) An ex-boyfriend lives there. He’s the unofficial mayor of Somerville (there is an official one). He is suffering this summer because he has always made a point of going to all city cultural events and they’re pretty much shut down because of the pandemic. When I visited him a couple of years ago, we went to a street festival in Somerville and I spent most of the time being introduced to various local luminaries and lowlifes by the ex.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 12:53:06am

re: #44 Targetpractice

High school student nearly starts WWIII.

Banker’s rogue children advertise for a nanny, who tests umbrella strength upon arrival.

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 12:55:54am

re: #46 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Banker’s rogue children advertise for a nanny, who tests umbrella strength upon arrival.

Government agents pursue a businessman for tax evasion.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:00:19am

re: #47 Targetpractice

Government agents pursue a businessman for tax evasion.

Well, that’s obviously fiction. /s

Aircraft carrier gets lost in the Pacific.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:02:23am

re: #41 Targetpractice

Aussie actor makes up “history” to make the English look like total bastards.

Not “Braveheart” then.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:06:42am

British soldiers build a bridge then blow it up.

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:08:52am

Womanizing alcoholic plays a card game for money.

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:09:47am

re: #49 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Not “Braveheart” then.

If you ever want to watch a historian’s head explode, tell them how you learned so much about Scottish history from Braveheart.

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teleskiguy  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:12:04am

Man commits numerous crimes, witnesses murders, turns his friends in and ends up in witness protection.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:13:07am

re: #52 Targetpractice

If you ever want to watch a historian’s head explode, tell them how you learned so much about Scottish history from Braveheart.

I have heard people say that…

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:13:42am

Teenager learns worm surfing

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John Hughes  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:16:20am

re: #2 Targetpractice

Military officer campaigns against public health measure.

57
John Hughes  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:16:52am

re: #8 Blind Frog Belly White

It’s just the The Glass Key.

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John Hughes  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:22:28am

re: #41 Targetpractice

Aussie actor makes up “history” to make the English look like total bastards.

It must be admitted that the English were total bastards. However, at the time the “Americans” thought of themselves as English and were no different.

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Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:25:38am

Career military man, close to retirement, helps his son and a young woman forced into prostitution by crooked small-town law enforcement escape with the help of some antique military hardware and the assistance of some locals and a biker gang.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:26:11am

Bumbling police detective tracks down thieves of a large piece of crystalline carbon.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:28:47am

re: #58 John Hughes

It must be admitted that the English were total bastards. However, at the time the “Americans” thought of themselves as English and were no different.

There were a lot more nuances to the story as told my Mel G in Braveheart, the Scottish nobility were already compromised and half-English

But don’t get me going on Stirling Bridge.

The English cavalry did not charge, they came across the bridge four abreast and tried to form up in the boggy ground across the river, where they were set upon by Scottish spearmen.

But cinematographically, that might have evoked a degree of sympathy for the poor English horses unable to move and being cut to bits, the movie version had them charging onto the spears and getting their just comeuppance.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:30:27am

Gung-ho general slaps shell-shocked soldier and and has to wait until after D-Day to rejoin the fight…

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:30:44am

Cowboy colonel suicides by nuke.

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:33:53am

It’s actually sort of funny that in a joke meant to lampoon that Gibson (an Aussie) has released two films that arguably butchered actual history (Braveheart & The Patriot) in order to slag the English, the two responses seemed to assume I was talking about the latter.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:35:23am
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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:46:18am

Teen is given a new pet, breaks the rules, and has to deal with the consequences.

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Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:48:53am

re: #64 Targetpractice

I thought Mel Gibson was born in New York and moved to Australia with his family when he was almost a teenager or something.

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John Hughes  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:49:36am

re: #61 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Aussie actor makes up “history” to make the English look like total bastards.

I guess we’re not thinking of the same Mel Gibson film :)

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John Hughes  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:52:34am

re: #63 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

See my #56

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:53:46am

re: #67 Dr Lizardo

I thought Mel Gibson was born in New York and moved to Australia with his family when he was almost a teenager or something.

He was and he did. He just got his start as an actor in Aussie TV and films.

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Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2020 • 1:57:20am

re: #70 Targetpractice

He was and he did. He just got his start as an actor in Aussie TV and films.

Yeah, I went and looked it up. BTW, Mel Gibson’s dad passed away earlier this year at the age of 101. And it’s no secret that his dad had some, shall we say….outlandish….views. Whew! Big-time conspiracy theorist and all-around crackpot, and explains Mel’s occasional crackpottery.

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 2:00:56am

Black man is hired as driver for old white woman, the two eventually become friends.

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 4, 2020 • 2:01:45am
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Decatur Deb  Jul 4, 2020 • 2:03:49am

Guy drives his Mustang all day and night to try to get laid.

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 2:04:14am

re: #73 goddamnedfrank

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Both songs are products on the 1980s, which is right around the time that they were totally misappropriated as “patriotic” songs by Republicans looking to wrap themselves in anything that seemed vaguely “Americana.” Most of those morons have never read the lyrics, they just repeat the chorus lines and hum the rest. But they all know the lyrics to “Proud to be an American” by heart.

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 2:11:39am

Waitress falls in love with her kidnapper while they run from an Austrian body-builder.

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teleskiguy  Jul 4, 2020 • 2:22:24am

Son takes over the family business after he has his business rivals killed.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 2:25:06am

Crazed marauders attack a desert gas station in Australia

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teleskiguy  Jul 4, 2020 • 2:26:22am

Rich playboys play golf, groundskeeper goes to war against an errant gopher.

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Nojay UK  Jul 4, 2020 • 2:28:49am

Crewmember on board a spaceship has a Hurt expression during dinner.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jul 4, 2020 • 2:31:20am

Twelve angry men.

Oh… wait….

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 2:32:37am

George Carlin helps a couple of California slackers pass their history final.

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teleskiguy  Jul 4, 2020 • 2:33:10am

Man tries to keep his dead mother in the cellar a secret.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 2:46:10am

Spaceship commander is surrounded by assholes.

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Dave In Austin  Jul 4, 2020 • 2:54:38am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 2:59:22am
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Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2020 • 3:10:02am

re: #86 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

From the video - a quick scene of “Suburban Wives Against Transgression” - SWAT.

LOL 😄

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Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2020 • 3:17:08am

For the music fans out there, “She’s So Unusual” (the album ‘She Bop’ is featured on) was selected by the Library of Congress for preservation in the National Recording Registry for being “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant” in 2019.

That’s quite an honor, to say the least.

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Dave In Austin  Jul 4, 2020 • 3:29:08am
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Dave In Austin  Jul 4, 2020 • 3:32:26am
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Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2020 • 3:35:56am

re: #89 Dave In Austin

Looks like that might be from the observation center up at Bonneville Dam (on the Oregon side). I used to go up there from time to time, and lampreys clinging to the window like that were really common. Sometimes, you’d see more lampreys than salmon.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 3:38:23am

- two guys take a motorcycle trip. one dies.

- bomb on a bus
- sequel: bomb on a boat

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Dave In Austin  Jul 4, 2020 • 3:40:31am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 3:40:37am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 3:43:01am

Thread, eighteen tweets. This ain’t the flu.

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Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2020 • 3:45:38am

The ongoing retail apocalypse has claimed another victim - the Metrocenter Mall in Phoenix, AZ. It closed on 30 June 2020. This is from the Retail Archaeology channel on YouTube. Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure was filmed here; it was the “San Dimas Mall” in the film.

The COVID-19 pandemic is accelerating the decline and collapse of shopping centers, at least in the US. Here in Czech Republic, they’re pretty much back to normal.

Metrocenter Mall Is Closing | Bill & Ted’s Excellent Dead Mall Adventure

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 3:49:56am

Another example of the fallout if you come down with this, by Emily L. Hauser writing at Medium.

COVID-19 skepticism & my very special gang of trolls

On May 27th, when I’d been in isolation with mild COVID-19 for 71 days — a period during which I experienced constant low-grade fevers along with a battery of other standard symptoms, including respiratory distress; constant, often debilitating fatigue; g/i issues concerning which I will not overburden you here; and oh, did I mention the day-in-day-out fevers?— I discovered, to my absolute shock, that a subsection of Twitter — hundreds of accounts, some with between ten and twenty thousand followers— had made mocking me their quarantine project.

What? You ask. And not unreasonably! I don’t know how it started, but I can tell you that in late May, someone among their number discovered my occasional tweets about my condition, and decided I was lying. You’ll find a few representative screenshots at the bottom of this post; I’ll not be referring to anyone’s accounts by name and I’ve obscured their identifiers, because a) I don’t want to give any of them any more glory than they’ve already covered themselves in and b) I presume that if I did, my Twitter life — generally a very pleasant existence, all told — would be made, let’s just say, unpleasant.

(more)

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Teukka  Jul 4, 2020 • 3:50:12am

re: #89 Dave In Austin

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Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2020 • 3:53:00am

re: #98 Teukka

Gotta wonder if H.R. Giger saw a photo like that and it ended up serving as a subconscious inspiration for the Xenomorph.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 3:55:41am

The birds were just switched on.

Happy Independence Day. I’m glad they didn’t set western South Dakota on fire.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 4:16:22am

“God Bless America” is trending on Twitter with thousands and thousands of faux-patriotic memes, Trump worship praising his “inspiring” speech, and Christian theocratic nonsense from people of all denominations dedicating the USA to Jesus, lots of Bible verses and prayers promoting Christian Nationalism, condemnation of “socialist dogma,” reviving “true history,” &c.

I guess there’s no place for “my kind” (non-Christians).

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 4:23:36am

Perhaps the people who follow the words and deeds of the itinerant carpenter rabbi in the New Testament should leave behind the name “Christian” to the fascists and racists who make up such a large part of that. Some other name which stands for inclusion and love which they claim.

One that doesn’t have the wingnut projection they put on Islam: It’s a political ideology.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 4:28:02am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 4:35:43am

re: #102 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Psalm 33:12 is getting a real workout this morning.

KJV, ancient Modern English as directly handed down by God:

Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord; and the people whom he hath chosen for his own inheritance.

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Teukka  Jul 4, 2020 • 4:38:06am

So, a DJ acquaintance of mine just suggested this song as Trump anthem to be played at rallies *rolls on the floor laughing and howling*

20 Fingers ft Gillette- Short Dick Man

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 4:41:07am

re: #84 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Spaceship commander is surrounded by assholes.

Girl has dream about murdering two sisters for a pair of shoes.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 4:44:49am

re: #106 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Girl has dream about murdering two sisters for a pair of shoes.

A US President becomes a slayer long before Buffy.

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stpaulbear  Jul 4, 2020 • 4:52:38am

Epic space battle slows to crawl as ships run out of gas.

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William Lewis  Jul 4, 2020 • 4:52:55am

re: #102 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Perhaps the people who follow the words and deeds of the itinerant carpenter rabbi in the New Testament should leave behind the name “Christian” to the fascists and racists who make up such a large part of that. Some other name which stands for inclusion and love which they claim.

One that doesn’t have the wingnut projection they put on Islam: It’s a political ideology.

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The earliest followers of the Jewish splinter group referred to themselves as simpler followers of the Way. Christian seems (depending up the sources used) more to have started as a name about them rather than by them. Your point about finding a different name has merit but at this point it would be like the non-abusive police trying to call themselves something other than police; no one else is going to go along with it.

For better or worse, it is the name hung on all of us and it is up to me to live up to the name especially when most do not.

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A Mom Anon  Jul 4, 2020 • 4:53:55am

Well, I can’t finish reading the last thread because it’s crashing again. I fell asleep somewhere around 150 comments maybe. Sigh. What did I miss? I see that SD isn’t on fire, beyond that, anything beyond the usual divisive, lying bullshit?

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 4:58:28am

re: #110 A Mom Anon

Well, I can’t finish reading the last thread because it’s crashing again. I fell asleep somewhere around 150 comments maybe. Sigh. What did I miss? I see that SD isn’t on fire, beyond that, anything beyond the usual divisive, lying bullshit?

Nope.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:02:26am

re: #110 A Mom Anon

Well, I can’t finish reading the last thread because it’s crashing again. I fell asleep somewhere around 150 comments maybe. Sigh. What did I miss? I see that SD isn’t on fire, beyond that, anything beyond the usual divisive, lying bullshit?

There’s also lying divisive bullshit. Bipartisanship!

Now we cut live to a political programme, where a Republican will explain why this is the greatest speech since Washington’s Farewell Address, with sage agreement.

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jeffreyw  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:04:41am

Good morning!

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:05:46am

re: #107 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

A US President becomes a slayer long before Buffy.

Lithuanian captain takes boat on cruise.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:11:43am

re: #114 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Lithuanian captain takes boat on cruise.

Kayaking tourists meet locals.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:16:30am

re: #115 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Kayaking tourists meet locals.

Hotel caretaker squabbles with family.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:16:37am

Culture war, round eleventy million. Stand by Virginia.

Wedding Photographer Sues For “Artistic Freedom” to Deny Service to Gay Couples (goes to Friendly Atheist)

Christian hate group Alliance Defending Freedom is suing the Commonwealth of Virginia on behalf of a professional photographer, who says photographing same-sex weddings is a violation of his artistic freedom as a Christian.

He’s not really a bigot though, he’ll photograph other things for LGBT+ people.

The legislation does indeed make it a violation for service providers to publish a notice of their intent to discriminate, and with good reason: It’s still discrimination even if you’re notified beforehand that you can expect to be excluded.

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William Lewis  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:18:09am

re: #114 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Lithuanian captain takes boat on cruise.

Always wished Clancy didn’t follow genre tropes so closely so that the XO had gotten his farm.

119
stpaulbear  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:19:32am

re: #110 A Mom Anon

Well, I can’t finish reading the last thread because it’s crashing again. I fell asleep somewhere around 150 comments maybe. Sigh. What did I miss? I see that SD isn’t on fire, beyond that, anything beyond the usual divisive, lying bullshit?

The Horse Whisperer’s vodka and beer fueled twitter stream last night is an entertaining way to catch up. Not too long a read. Not big on specifics because apparently there really weren’t any.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:20:28am

re: #109 William Lewis

For better or worse, it is the name hung on all of us and it is up to me to live up to the name especially when most do not.

It’s not up to me, it’s just a suggestion.

Is it fair for me to assume someone who claims to be a Republican should abandon that name, or is living up to the Republican’s supposed ideals when the majority are bigots and fascists is also a bigot and a fascist, or perhaps they should abandon that name (and party) and form something else, like the American Conservative Party?

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:20:49am

re: #119 stpaulbear

The Horse Whisperer’s vodka and beer fueled twitter stream last night is an entertaining way to catch up. Not too long a read. Not big on specifics because apparently there really weren’t any.

Statue garden!

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:22:50am

re: #120 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

It’s not up to me, it’s just a suggestion.

Is it fair for me to assume someone who claims to be a Republican should abandon that name, or is living up to the Republican’s supposed ideals when the majority are bigots and fascists is also a bigot and a fascist, or perhaps they should abandon that name (and party) and form something else, like the American Conservative Party?

In our first past the post election system, and the two parties well entrenched, it’s close to impossible for a third party to break through.

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Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:25:11am

re: #120 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

It’s not up to me, it’s just a suggestion.

Is it fair for me to assume someone who claims to be a Republican should abandon that name, or is living up to the Republican’s supposed ideals when the majority are bigots and fascists is also a bigot and a fascist, or perhaps they should abandon that name (and party) and form something else, like the American Conservative Party?

They can take a page from the past and call it the “American Party”. You know….the formal name for the Know-Nothings.

Makes perfect sense….they’re the ideological descendants of the Know-Nothings anyway.

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Shropshire Slasher  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:27:39am

re: #110 A Mom Anon

Well, I can’t finish reading the last thread because it’s crashing again. I fell asleep somewhere around 150 comments maybe. Sigh. What did I miss? I see that SD isn’t on fire, beyond that, anything beyond the usual divisive, lying bullshit?

I have the same problem on my IPhone. Do you have a subscription?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:27:40am

Morning Lizardim.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:31:23am

re: #115 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Kayaking tourists meet locals.

Motion picture shot with wrong stock yielding odd tint launches the Golden Age of Porn.

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Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:35:58am

re: #126 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Motion picture shot with wrong stock yielding odd tint launches the Golden Age of Porn.

About the rise and fall of an exceptionally well-endowed young fella from Torrance, California who becomes a major star in the Golden Age of Porn (and inspired by an actual GAP star).

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:46:31am

re: #3 teleskiguy

CL’d

Roommates drive to Aspen to drop off a briefcase.

A couple of kids play a computer game.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:49:01am

re: #9 🌹UOJB!

OK I have a couple!

Sole survivor of a space mission gets the shock of his life when he sees something on a beach.

Two losers conspire to fleece investors.

Man is victim of mistaken identity, framed for murder flees the scene and eventually finds himself at the top of a monument.

Ancient slave conspires with friend to gain his freedom.

Female thief forms a team of fellow crooks to steal priceless object.

Yeahbutt… None of those sound boring. I want to see all of them! 😁

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Sufficient unto the day...  Jul 4, 2020 • 5:55:20am
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Dave In Austin  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:01:50am

Zombie Karen…

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:02:10am

re: #129 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Yeahbutt… None of those sound boring. I want to see all of them! 😁

Couple hire expert to rid house of infestation.

133
So Cal Greek Hippie  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:02:51am

Corruption at Water Department and real estate speculation center around a creepy old guy, caught by a fellow with a cut on his nose

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:03:28am

Due to a problem, guys don’t land in the moon
They go home

135
Shropshire Slasher  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:04:31am

A magic puzzle box will leave you on pins and needles

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:04:40am

re: #134 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Due to a problem, guys don’t land in the moon
They go home

Man takes break from work on island, then goes on cruise.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:05:50am

In world war one, guy rides around the Arabian desert on a camel

138
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:06:18am

Guy goes to prison
Breaks out
Goes to mexico

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:07:14am

re: #137 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

In world war one, guy rides around the Arabian desert on a camel

Equipment malfunctions at theme park.

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:07:14am

Suburban family find out their new home has prior tenants.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:11:48am

re: #140 Targetpractice

Suburban family find out their new home has prior tenants.

Politician meets girl in Egypt, has an altercation in the Senate, then she hooks up with his subordinate.

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A Mom Anon  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:13:39am

re: #124 Shropshire Slasher

No, can’t afford it right now. Fixed income blah blah…

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:13:54am

re: #139 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Equipment malfunctions at theme park.

Park owner spares expense on employee pay, leading to new park’s failure.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:19:52am

re: #143 Targetpractice

Park owner spares expense on employee pay, leading to new park’s failure.

Island boy meets girl, has trouble acclimating to big city life.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:20:00am

re: #140 Targetpractice

Suburban family find out their new home has prior tenants.

Late-night television host inherits home, gets revenge against moral busybodies.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:21:01am

re: #139 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Equipment malfunctions at theme park.

“Jurassic Park?”

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A Mom Anon  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:21:34am

Before I get the page crash syndrome again, just wanted to say Happy 4th and please for the love of gawd be safe today and always. Love y’all bunches.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:21:36am

re: #146 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

“Jurassic Park?”

Westworld.

149
Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:22:54am

Disturbed loner gets a job as a cabbie, becomes obsessed with a political campaign volunteer, then becomes obsessed with an underage prostitute.

150
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:23:08am

Expat American meets up with girlfriend he had left in Paris…

151
Belafon  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:25:34am

All those of us who can think needed to know was that Tom Hanks caught it in Australia, during the summer:

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:27:55am
153
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:28:15am

re: #151 Belafon

All those of us who can think needed to know was that Tom Hanks caught it in Australia, during the summer:

It is all about distracting us from Trump’s assurance that the disease wouldn’t stand a snowball’s chance in the summer, when it turns out more like it is snowballing…

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NetworkKed  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:28:33am

The Westworld movie was really, really really obscure. I think I saw it in one video store circa 1999, didn’t rent it.

I’m told that it was a cult classic, tho, which is why it got the attention to become a thing now.

We need general term for television series produced for premium cable / premium streaming services inclusively. The construction where you refer to the particular service (“an HBO thing”, “it’s Netflix”) doesn’t quite work when you don’t remember who makes it.

155
Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:30:29am

Mismatched buddy cops end up bringing down a drug-smuggling ring.

156
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:31:21am

Whistling British build a bridge for the Japanese and then an American comes to blow it up in their faces.

157
Ace Rothstein  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:32:01am

Town I grew up in.

158
Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:32:05am

re: #154 NetworkKed

The Westworld movie was really, really really obscure. I think I saw it in one video store circa 1999, didn’t rent it.

I’m told that it was a cult classic, tho, which is why it got the attention to become a thing now.

We need general term for television series produced for premium cable / premium streaming services inclusively. The construction where you refer to the particular service (“an HBO thing”, “it’s Netflix”) doesn’t quite work when you don’t remember who makes it.

I remember seeing Westworld (the movie) on TV in the mid to late 1980s.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:33:54am

re: #157 Ace Rothstein

Town I grew up in.

[Embedded content]

I agree with the latter sentiment, just don’t share their idea bout who is destroying it.

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:40:08am

My favorite summation of a film:

Brad Pitt spends 2 hours getting other people killed.

161
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:41:09am

Guy tries to find the fellows who pissed on his oriental carpet…

162
jeffreyw  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:41:18am
163
Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:42:24am

re: #161 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Guy tries to find the fellows who pissed on his oriental carpet…

It really tied the room together.

164
GlutenFreeJesus  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:42:47am

Neocons in space.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:43:23am

re: #163 Targetpractice

It really tied the room together.

I have owned the same oriental carpet since 1978 and it has hung on the wall over every living room I have lived in and yes, it has tied every damn one of those rooms together.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:43:31am

re: #161 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Guy tries to find the fellows who pissed on his oriental carpet…

Archeologists compete to find rare artifacts.

167
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:44:28am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:48:12am

re: #148 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Westworld.

I didn’t see that movie.

Humans keep discovering black monoliths.

169
Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:49:51am

Plucky rebels fight evil space wizards and their space Nazi allies.

170
NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:51:34am

re: #169 Dr Lizardo

Plucky rebels fight evil space wizards and their space Nazi allies.

Group visits old man and request a cup of water.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:56:55am

re: #170 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Group visits old man and request a cup of water.

Group of Americans go on Mekong River cruise.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:57:59am

re: #128 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

A couple of kids play a computer game.

Lots of stuff happens in French Morocco during WWII, with a flashback to paris

173
Teddy's Person  Jul 4, 2020 • 6:58:42am

re: #110 A Mom Anon

Well, I can’t finish reading the last thread because it’s crashing again. I fell asleep somewhere around 150 comments maybe. Sigh. What did I miss? I see that SD isn’t on fire, beyond that, anything beyond the usual divisive, lying bullshit?

The big takeaway is that we need more statues so that we don’t forget our mythical heritage as sanctioned by Donald J. Trump.

174
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:03:10am

Fraudulent car loans lead to using a wood chipper contrary to manufacturer instructions.

175
NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:03:12am

re: #172 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Lots of stuff happens in French Morocco during WWII, with a flashback to paris

Scientists work on engineering project in New Mexico.

176
Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:07:26am

Farmer starts hearing voices.

177
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:09:56am

Group of operatives do what can’t be done
And again in 5 sequels

178
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:10:22am

Crazed news presenter saves ratings.

179
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:10:57am

I love this guy!

180
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:11:06am

Fundamentally, man coaches Indiana highschool basketball team

181
sagehen  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:11:29am

this seems a good time to reprint a classic of the genre:

“Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.”

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:12:16am

re: #174 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Fraudulent car loans lead to using a wood chipper contrary to manufacturer instructions.

That is a good one!! Well played!

183
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:12:35am

Russian sub goes rogue.
Everyone looks for it

184
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:14:11am

re: #181 sagehen

this seems a good time to reprint a classic of the genre:

“Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.”

Hunger Games?

185
NetworkKed  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:14:44am

I can’t quite figure out where all the O’s fit in that one. Granted I was really bad at classroom chemistry.

186
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:14:52am

Jury decides a case

187
jeffreyw  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:14:53am

They came and took them.

188
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:15:28am

re: #184 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Hunger Games?

Oz

189
NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:15:38am

re: #184 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Hunger Games?

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.

190
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:16:09am

re: #182 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

That is a good one!! Well played!

Thanks.

Frying pan used contrary to instructions to raise money to buy a restaurant.

191
jeffreyw  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:16:55am

re: #181 sagehen

this seems a good time to reprint a classic of the genre:

“Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.”

..and your little dog, too!

192
HypnoToad  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:17:56am

Cop and street hustler team up to expose conspiracy.

193
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:18:08am

Anyone else cringe at some of this?

194
NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:18:15am

re: #190 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Thanks.

Frying pan used contrary to instructions to raise money to buy a restaurant.

Germans take Noth Atlantic cruise in their boat.

195
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:18:31am

Man wrestles a leopard in the middle of a pond
(He’s in no position to run)

A bit obscure this one
But a good quote hint

196
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:20:02am

re: #194 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Germans take Noth Atlantic cruise in their boat.

Cast of thousands storm Normandy
Takes a while

197
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:20:24am

re: #190 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Thanks.

Frying pan used contrary to instructions to raise money to buy a restaurant.

What is this one? We can’t figure out out.

198
NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:21:05am

re: #196 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Cast of thousands storm Normandy
Takes a while

A comedian tries out new material on late night talk show.

199
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:21:24am

Simpleton gardener had to leave

200
Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:22:28am

New York cop gets hired to police aliens.

201
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:22:48am

re: #197 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

What is this one? We can’t figure out out.

Eating Raoul.

202
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:23:55am

Long after the war, a distance runner gets caught up with a Nazi who stole lots of diamonds. He’s also a dentist.

203
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:24:38am

Watergate, as uncovered by a newspaper

204
So Cal Greek Hippie  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:24:41am

re: #181 sagehen

My friend Rick Polito from Tucson invented that summary back as a news person working in 1980s!!

205
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:26:09am

Jewel encrusted bird statuette, isn’t.

206
Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:26:24am

Weapons maker decides to become a hero.

207
BlueSpotinAL  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:26:38am

House plant grows large and demanding.

208
NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:26:41am

re: #203 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Watergate, as uncovered by a newspaper

Related movie: newspaper executive decides to run a story.

209
BlueSpotinAL  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:27:25am

Archeologist finds a box, which gets stored in a warehouse.

210
sagehen  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:27:25am

re: #75 Targetpractice

Most of those morons have never read the lyrics, they just repeat the chorus lines and hum the rest. But they all know the lyrics to the wrong “Proud to be an American” by heart.

The Tubes Proud To Be An American with Lyrics in Description

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:27:33am

re: #205 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Jewel encrusted bird statuette, isn’t.

I was debating whether to watch that on Hulu this morning!

212
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:27:36am

AWESOME!!

213
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:28:33am

military lawyer gets to the truth

214
Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:28:39am

Robot thinks its alive.

215
BlueSpotinAL  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:28:59am

Watery tart throws sword at man.

216
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:29:27am

re: #211 NO SMOCKING GUN!

I was debating whether to watch that on Hulu this morning!

computer says yes

217
HypnoToad  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:30:04am

Ship’s crew awakens force that destroyed ancient civilization.

218
NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:31:08am

British gay IT guy solves a puzzle.

219
So Cal Greek Hippie  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:31:38am

Two men and a dog steal beer in Texas and take it to Georgia

220
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:32:08am

man and woman take a boat down a river in africa. fall in love. blow up another boat

221
Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:32:15am

Brilliant director films bad remake of Dances with Wolves.

222
HypnoToad  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:32:40am

re: #215 BlueSpotinAL

Watery tart throws sword at man.

A better system of government than we have.

223
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:32:54am

re: #219 So Cal Greek Hippie

Two men and a dog steal beer in Texas and take it to Georgia

c’mon Fred….

224
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:33:43am

Animated hammers goose step across ruins.

225
Teddy's Person  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:34:16am

This is a few days old and may have already been posted but it worth a click through to the thread.

226
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:34:34am

guys play pool for money
in the sequel, one of them does it again against new people

227
So Cal Greek Hippie  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:34:53am

re: #223 Welcome to The Imbleachment

That dog stole a few scenes for sure

228
Belafon  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:35:03am

npr.org

When President Trump took office in 2017, his team stopped work on new federal regulations that would have forced the health care industry to prepare for an airborne infectious disease pandemic such as COVID-19. That decision is documented in federal records reviewed by NPR.

“If that rule had gone into effect, then every hospital, every nursing home would essentially have to have a plan where they made sure they had enough respirators and they were prepared for this sort of pandemic,” said David Michaels, who was head of the Occupational Safety and Health Administration until January 2017

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:35:17am

two computers find each other and agree to control the world

230
Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:35:24am

Troubled teen has a bad prom.

231
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:36:40am

guy ends up on a chain gang
escapes
gets caught, due to misunderstanding
eats 50 eggs
escapes
gets caught
escapes
gets shot due to misunderstanding

232
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:36:45am

re: #228 Belafon

Except COVID isn’t truly an airborne disease, is it? If it were, being outdoors would be a lot more dangerous.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:37:15am

re: #225 Teddy’s Person

This is a few days old and may have already been posted but it worth a click through to the thread.

[Embedded content]

too subtle for target audience

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:37:30am

Young woman steals from her boss. Stops at a mom and pop motel owned by a friendly young man who really loves his mother.

235
LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:38:20am

Wheelchair bound photographer watches Perry Mason kill his wife though is my favorite Hitchcock film though.

236
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:39:33am

in korea, zany army doctors play a football game

237
Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:40:06am

re: #231 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

guy ends up on a chain gang
escapes
gets caught, due to misunderstanding
eats 50 eggs
escapes
gets caught
escapes
gets shot due to misunderstanding

British POWs dig three very long tunnels.

238
LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:40:10am

As far as back as he could remember Henry Hill always wanted a great soundtrack to his life with guys who know guys.

239
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:40:15am
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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:40:43am

guys land a big plane in a river
no one dies

241
LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:41:38am

Alabama man meets everyone in the 60’s and falls in love.

242
NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:41:47am

re: #237 Targetpractice

British POWs dig three very long tunnels.

Russian and German marksmen compete in shooting competition in Stalingrad.

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:41:54am

Astronaut has a very bad day.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:41:59am

A woman pretending to be a man impersonating a woman.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:42:23am

re: #225 Teddy’s Person

This is a few days old and may have already been posted but it worth a click through to the thread.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:44:38am

re: #239 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

[Embedded content]

he’s not gonna resign
and he’s already got the delegates. they are bound.
(ps this is what happens when you cancel primaries and/or let someone run unopposed)

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:44:58am

re: #113 jeffreyw

[Embedded content]

Good morning!

Western good morning!

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:46:15am

re: #246 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

he’s not gonna resign
and he’s already got the delegates. they are bound.
(ps this is what happens when you cancel primaries and/or let someone run unopposed)

[Embedded content]

If they try to dump him, he’ll do anything possible to destroy that ticket. It’s fantasy though. I also don’t buy that he’d put Nikki Haley on the ticket over Pence.

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:46:19am

Three film students get lost in the woods.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:46:23am

Mars tries to kill a man over and over.
he thwarts every attempt
gets home

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:47:08am

re: #244 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

A woman pretending to be a man impersonating a woman.

Office Christmas party crashed by uninvited guests.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:48:27am

re: #248 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

If they try to dump him, he’ll do anything possible to destroy that ticket. It’s fantasy though. I also don’t buy that he’d put Nikki Haley on the ticket over Pence.

Trump elevate a minority woman and piss off his evangelical base? Not a chance.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:49:12am

re: #250 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Mars tries to kill a man over and over.
he thwarts every attempt
gets home

Woman stalked by taciturn Austrian.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:49:13am

A man gives his family the old-fashioned Christmas he fondly remembers.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:49:31am

re: #252 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Trump elevate a minority woman and piss off his evangelical base? Not a chance.

Exactly.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:50:56am

A kid really wants a BB gun but he might shoot his eye out. Also really another kid gets his tongue stuck on a pole.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:51:47am

re: #248 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

If they try to dump him, he’ll do anything possible to destroy that ticket. It’s fantasy though. I also don’t buy that he’d put Nikki Haley on the ticket over Pence.

When the campaign is desperate enough, they’ll replace Pence with a statue of Billy Graham freshly picked from Trump’s statue garden.

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:52:05am

American gets called to France to solve an ancient puzzle.

259
BlueSpotinAL  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:52:50am

Mediocre angel finally does his job well, gets wings.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:53:05am

re: #258 Targetpractice

American gets called to France to solve an ancient puzzle.

In the sequel, he gets called to Italy to solve a puzzle.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:54:10am

re: #259 BlueSpotinAL

Mediocre angel finally does his job well, gets wings.

Or, S&L executive contemplates suicide over misappropriated funds.

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Targetpractice  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:54:41am

Guy wants revenge for his dead dog.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:54:41am
264
HypnoToad  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:54:42am

Animated emotional arguments.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:54:44am

Fourth of July messages from our Presidents that helped restore my soul this morning.

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Belafon  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:54:55am

re: #232 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Except COVID isn’t truly an airborne disease, is it? If it were, being outdoors would be a lot more dangerous.

Yes, it is:

An airborne disease is any disease that is caused by pathogens that can be transmitted through the air over time and distance by small particles.[2] Such diseases include many of considerable importance both in human and veterinary medicine. The relevant pathogens may be viruses, bacteria, or fungi, and they may be spread through breathing, talking, coughing, sneezing, raising of dust, spraying of liquids, toilet flushing or any activities which generate aerosol particles or droplets. Human airborne diseases do not include conditions caused by air pollution such as volatile organic compounds (VOCs), gases and any airborne particles.

en.m.wikipedia.org

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:56:16am

re: #266 Belafon

Yes, it is:

en.m.wikipedia.org

OK, I guess I was under the impression that “airborne” meant that it survived in and was transmitted by air over long distances, as opposed to spray transmission. I sit corrected, thank you.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:58:07am

re: #15 🌹UOJB!

Man and gardener take long tourist trip across continent to visit a volcano.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:59:03am

Today, that guy in the mask by the window is glad to have worn it.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 7:59:45am

re: #268 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Man and gardener take long tourist trip across continent to visit a volcano.

Pick up companion along the way who tries to steal their jewelry.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:00:18am

New York National Guard appears in film racing chariots in 1907.

After the film’s release, the filmmaker was later sued for violating copyright.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:02:16am

re: #269 Teddy’s Person

Today, that guy in the mask by the window is glad to have worn it.

Well. Kristi Noem insisted that masks would not be required at Coronapalooza Part Duh. While standing in a room with a woman who tested positive for the disease.

I wonder if she’s rethinking that now?

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:02:46am

re: #63 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Cowboy colonel suicides by nuke.

Major.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:03:55am

re: #272 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Well. Kristi Noem insisted that masks would not be required at Coronapalooza Part Duh. While standing in a room with a woman who tested positive for the disease.

I wonder if she’s rethinking that now?

I bet not. Freeeedumb!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:04:33am

Crazy people in California try to find a buried treasure in a park. Hi-jinks ensue when a corrupt cop steals the treasure. Palm trees are involved.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:04:37am

re: #272 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Well. Kristi Noem insisted that masks would not be required at Coronapalooza Part Duh. While standing in a room with a woman who tested positive for the disease.

I wonder if she’s rethinking that now?

Probably not. These people literally don’t care about the virus, until they get it, and then they only care about it to get sympathy.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:05:12am

A 4th of July message from Daveed Diggs.

instagram.com

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:05:20am

re: #276 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Probably not. These people literally don’t care about the virus, until they get it, and then they only care about it to get sympathy.

Yeah I bet Kim is going to go on Twitter and beg for it.

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Belafon  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:05:59am

Sisters deal with misogyny and sudden blizzard in kingdom.

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NetworkKed  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:06:09am

There is a technical definition of “airborne” and a common-sense/common-usage definition of airborne. COVID-19 does NOT meet the technical definition, but it absolutely does meet the common-sense definition.

If I’m infected and coughing/singing/talking/breathing nearby another person, even without visible droplets crossing the gap they can get sick. Masks are particularly useful since they can absorb those droplets.

…but to be truly, technically airborne, the virus would need to be able to survive without encapsulation in water droplets, to just float totally naked on the air currents.

The miscommunication because of the technical definition has caused ongoing problems since the beginning - you ask a scientist and they say “not airborne” so the idiots don’t think masks are worthwhile. And the the same scientist says to wear a mask and the idiots yell “liar liar” and trust scientists even less.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:07:31am

re: #146 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

“Jurassic Park?”

Or Westworld.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:08:05am

re: #279 Belafon

Sisters deal with misogyny and sudden blizzard in kingdom.

Boy takes candy from stranger, is rescued by siblings and their cat.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:08:10am

re: #263 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Jesus Christ, is that what he actually looked like? Because he looks like his bronzer made him into actual bronze - shiny and metallic, but not actually human.

Maybe he’s trying to show solidarity with the statues, but for that, he really needs to let pigeons crap on him all day.

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A Cranky One  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:09:40am

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:10:10am

re: #146 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

“Jurassic Park?”

People who barely survive a disastrous theme park opening wonder if it was really as bad as all that, and find out it was.

Repeatedly.

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A Cranky One  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:10:49am

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:11:50am

re: #229 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

two computers find each other and agree to control the world

The Forbin Project. (Good one!)

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A Cranky One  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:13:40am

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:13:55am

re: #277 Teddy’s Person

A 4th of July message from Daveed Diggs.

instagram.com

That was powerful.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:14:38am

re: #287 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

The Forbin Project. (Good one!)

A guy and his buddies visit with his estranged dad, who turns out to be a selfish asshole.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:15:15am

re: #287 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

The Forbin Project. (Good one!)

Starring a very young Eric Braeden.

Colossus The Forbin Project Ending

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:15:24am

Hit 70k karma, thanks!

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Belafon  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:15:55am

re: #280 NetworkKed

Thanks. You are even more correct. Even though the article is a little dated by Covid-19 standards - it was published in April - it describes the difference between airborne and aerosol transmission: mentalfloss.com. And yes, that’s definitely not something we need to be having wingnuts arguing about.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:17:16am

My chosen FB images for my daily picture post today. Took these back in July of 2015 when visiting DC while attending a convention nearby in Reston, VA. (Made use of the vacation time to also do some Civil War battlefield touring (Manassas and the Wilderness) plus see the Udvar-Hazy museum - probably my favorite aviation place so far since I like how they don’t pack everything together and give you good lighting to photograph stuff in.)

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Belafon  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:17:47am

re: #279 Belafon

Sisters deal with misogyny and sudden blizzard in kingdom.

Finding plant cause trouble for little robot.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:17:55am

I’m off to bed. The film descriptions were a welcome distraction to the crapfest north of me in the Black Hills. Catch y’all later.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:18:55am

re: #285 Blind Frog Belly White

People who barely survive a disastrous theme park opening wonder if it was really as bad as all that, and find out it was.

Repeatedly.

Southerners visit Pennsylvania and interact with the locals.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:20:36am

This is a very troubling video. Warning. Watch at your own risk.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:20:43am

re: #294 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

[Embedded content]

My chosen FB images for my daily picture post today. Took these back in July of 2015 when visiting DC while attending a convention nearby in Reston, VA. (Made use of the vacation time to also do some Civil War battlefield touring (Manassas and the Wilderness) plus see the Udvar-Hazy museum - probably my favorite aviation place so far since I like how they don’t pack everything together and give you good lighting to photograph stuff in.)

Reston? I spent my first couple years there. Agree about the Udvar-Hazy. It’s a bit out of the way but it’s a nice museum.

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Belafon  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:21:57am
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BigPapa  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:23:23am

3 our of 4 brothers die. A few soldiers try to find the last one before he dies too.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:26:32am

re: #301 BigPapa

3 our of 4 brothers die. A few soldiers try to find the last one before he dies too.

Pastor serves punch at South American church social.

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Belafon  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:26:36am

re: #215 BlueSpotinAL

Watery tart throws sword at man.

Kid retrieves same sword from bathtub, has fight at school.

That’s actually a pretty decent sequel. And Patrick Stewart was in both.

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Greup  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:27:33am

When he was asked if he was a God, he should have answered “YES”.

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Teukka  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:31:55am

Fresh meme for dissemination!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:32:46am

Three scientists and a black guy chase ghosts.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:33:22am

re: #305 Teukka

Fresh meme for dissemination!

[Embedded content]

“whose land it was”…not going to disseminate an ungrammatical meme

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A Cranky One  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:35:28am

Ex-soldier learns how to entertain a crowd.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:36:15am

Disgraced CEO ousts successor in comeback, takes employees on retreat in Belgium where British and German competitors outmaneuver him in hostile takeover bid.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:37:20am

re: #131 Dave In Austin

Zombie Karen…

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This posting (original twitter poster, not LGF people) illuminates all the problems I have with “Karen,” and the misogyny hiding in it. We’ve all seen and laughed at the meltdowns over mask wearing (me too, and I have no problem with highlighting them). But when we create the type and start throwing every woman we deem to have misbehaved into it, we end up with something very different.

What does this clip have to do with covid-19 bad behavior? Is there something about wearing a mask? Has an employee prevented her from going in because she’s not wearing one? We don’t know — all that clip shows is woman behaving badly while some (unseen) men laugh at her. (If you follow the link, you’ll see what it was clipped from — a two minute sequence of her throwing herself at that door, which might be to a retail establishment, while people laugh at her. No clue how we got there. It’s clearly cut from an even longer sequence of events, and it’s not funny at all. Except, maybe, to people who are amused by the antics of the homeless mentally ill who decorate our streets these days.)

Yet whoever edited and posted it originally thought it was fine to dismiss her as a “Karen,” edit it to a single moment and post it for our amusement. I predict we will never see an equivalent “Ken” category for the men who act out about their entitlements in their own special ways. Because we don’t just dismiss them.

And while I’m on this soapbox (it’s heavy and I don’t want to drag it out again), might we spare a little understanding for all the shutdown protesters? I know I said the milk of human kindness had curdled in my veins, but I seem to have a bit left somewhere. We know there are at least 35 million people out of work, and there’s probably another large group of people who are hanging by a thread and know it. Is it any wonder that some of them grasp at straws, like “covid hoax” and hate the visible symbol of what hit them, the mask? We lizards are mostly educated at least enough to be able to recognize nonsense, but members of the group that’s hardest hit by the economic crash are likely not to be, so they’re susceptible to faux noise brainwashing and 8-chan conspiracies — anything that gives them a sense that someone is controlling this and can fix it. I’m not suggesting any sort of compromise — they’re still wrong, and wrong-headed — but maybe we could dial down the contempt.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:38:06am

Today, millions of young people around the country will pack into beaches, hotels, restaurants, bars, casinos, pool decks, patios and dozens of other busy areas. Most will not be wearing masks or social distancing as they celebrate American freedoms.

We’re pretty much guaranteed to see a spike in coronavirus cases around 7/20.

Sorry for being a downer, there’s just not a whole lot about this country right now that makes me feel optimistic…except poll after poll showing Biden crushing Trump and even then nothing is guaranteed.

What will America look like in January?

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Teukka  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:39:38am

re: #307 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

“whose land it was”…not going to disseminate an ungrammatical meme

Could technically be reworked and stamped with the grammar police seal of approval using a cropped version of the original image in the [Sauce] link…

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Teukka  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:40:45am

re: #298 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

This is a very troubling video. Warning. Watch at your own risk.

[Embedded content]

I wonder how long it will take for righties using Daeshbag tactics to spread to this side of the pond?
Wish I was ///.

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Shropshire Slasher  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:42:22am

Girl has her first period, destroys the world.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:43:43am

Man with a dark secret seduces a young woman using the power of brooding angst.

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NetworkKed  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:44:34am

I have zero respect or sympathy for any “protestor” who brings a gun. Sure, someone who loses their job has reason to hate the situation but that’s not what the reopening protests were about. Mostly astroturf, all white, all about intimidation.

I’ve had some mixed thoughts about the “Karen” thing - in the customer service world I’ve run into almost as many of that type who were male. If there’s a difference the men more often seem to be gaming the system deliberately. Also, the people I’ve met named “Karen” are nice, and it’s kinda awful for them.

Also - worldometers.info - oh, Florida.

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sagehen  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:44:39am

re: #263 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

“We are the people who dreamed a spectacular dream. It was called … Las Vegas.”

Pretty sure it was Bugsy Siegel who dreamed Vegas.

You remember Bugsy. Partners with Meyer Lansky and Lucky Luciano in Murder Inc.

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BigPapa  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:44:58am

This piece from WaPo reminds me of why I pay for it despite being tight on $. After the 2 minutes hate rally yesterday this just boils my blood.

Clint Lorance had been in charge of his platoon for only three days when he ordered his men to kill three Afghans stopped on a dirt road.
A second-degree murder conviction and pardon followed.
Today, Lorance is hailed as a hero by President Trump.
His troops have suffered a very different fate.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:45:16am

Kid takes over the world by playing pinball.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:46:51am

re: #317 sagehen

Pretty sure it was Bugsy Siegel who dreamed Vegas.

You remember Bugsy. Partners with Meyer Lansky and Lucky Luciano in Murder Inc.

In other words, Trump’s kind of people.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:47:35am

Eastern European moves to London, only to find the locals treat him with suspicion as he simply goes about his business.

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Shropshire Slasher  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:48:32am

re: #303 Belafon

Interstellar vampires kill Patrick Stewart, and boobies.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:49:26am

re: #322 Shropshire Slasher

Interstellar vampires kill Patrick Stewart, and boobies.

I’d watch that.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:49:52am

re: #321 Blind Frog Belly White

Eastern European moves to London, only to find the locals treat him with suspicion as he simply goes about his business.

Girl usurps her sister’s place in nationally televised athletic competition.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:50:49am

re: #265 Teddy’s Person

Fourth of July messages from our Presidents that helped restore my soul this morning.

[Embedded content]

Thank you for that. And now I think I’m going to celebrate the fourth away from the jingoist praise of our perfect, wonderful country (which they’re trying to tear down) and from the people who squeeze complex events and people into 25 words or less to denigrate our terrible, horrible country. See you all later.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:52:14am

Man and woman meet on bus trip, spend next hour arguing.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:52:39am

A group of Texans defend their neighborhood against hordes of armed Mexicans coming to reclaim it.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:54:14am

This is some video.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:56:19am

re: #322 Shropshire Slasher

Interstellar vampires kill Patrick Stewart, and boobies.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:57:01am

re: #328 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

This is some video.

[Embedded content]

It’s the I’m rubber, you’re glue campaign strategy.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:58:22am

re: #329 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

[Embedded content]

Embedded Image

Speaking of movies starring Patrick Stewart: band plays gig at political gathering and get hostile reception.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 4, 2020 • 8:58:41am

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plansbandc  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:07:20am

re: #313 Teukka

I… The human experiment needs to be done. We are not redeemable.

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NetworkKed  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:08:19am

“Click it or ticket” was a gross expansion of the authority of police officers to pull anyone over that they wanted to. I’m not going to blame seatbelt laws for racism that already existed, but they sure do enable it. And while there are societal costs to someone not wearing their seatbelt, to such a degree that I’ll even agree it’s fair game for government regulation, it’s not a germ jumping from car to car unbuckling other people. And it didn’t persuade anyone that it was worth wearing a seat belt, it was just threat from authority.

“Mask it or casket” given the first phrase as context is even more offensive, because the implication is that the mask police are the ones who are going to make you dead.

Sorry. The annual advertising campaigns really rub me the wrong way.

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BigPapa  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:14:36am

I think we’re seeing the death knell of Trumpism. Ironically, his greatest strength is his greatest weakness: race. I’ve been thinking for a day or two that stoking racism is what got him elected (Whitelash) and what sustains him and I still believe that. Now I think it will be the coup de grace to his abhorrent tumor of a presidency.

A massive repudiation of Trump’s racist politics is building
By Dana Milbank

This is what Parker had in mind when he wrote in 2016 that Trump could be “good for the United States.” The backlash Trump provoked among whites and nonwhites alike “could kick off a second Reconstruction,” Parker now thinks. “I know it sounds crazy, especially coming from a black man,” he says, but “I think Trump actually is one of the best things that’s happened in this country.”

Let us hope.

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Ace Rothstein  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:14:50am

Two women drink in a honky tonk, spend the next two weeks driving from Arkansas to Mexico while avoiding going through Texas.

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plansbandc  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:15:49am

So Mary Hart is a White Supremacist. Wow. She needs to never be on TV again.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:17:51am

re: #335 BigPapa

I think we’re seeing the death knell of Trumpism. Ironically, his greatest strength is his greatest weakness: race. I’ve been thinking for a day or two that stoking racism is what got him elected (Whitelash) and what sustains him and I still believe that. Now I think it will be the coup de grace to his abhorrent tumor of a presidency.

A massive repudiation of Trump’s racist politics is building
By Dana Milbank

Let us hope.

If we are as good a nation as we seemed in Nov 2008

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:19:31am

The shirt alone is worth the price of admission:

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:19:35am

re: #67 Dr Lizardo

I thought Mel Gibson was born in New York and moved to Australia with his family when he was almost a teenager or something.

He was and he did. The family moved because his lunatic father, the noted holocaust denier and Catholic throwback Hutton Gibson, was incensed at the US sponsored assassination of the Catholic president of South Vietnam, Ngo Dinh Diem. He claimed the US was fighting an anti-Catholic war and moved the family because he did not want his sons drafted to fight in such a war.
Poor Hutton did not know that Diem was on the same side we were, as were most Vietnamese Catholics, and he was killed because he was corrupt, incompetent, and brutally oppressive, not because he was the enemy. This is one of the best examples in the 20th century of the age-old principle that the enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend. Most stupidly (considering that he uprooted his family and moved them halfway around the world for it) Hutton also didn’t know that Australian troops were already fighting in Vietnam at that point (November 1963) and that Australia also had conscription (“National Service”).

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Jay C  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:22:12am

re: #93 Dave In Austin

[Embedded content]

I’d always heard that Native Americans had developed one of the most sophisticated systems of non-verbal language….
True!

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sagehen  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:27:58am

re: #320 Teddy’s Person

In other words, Trump’s kind of people.

Except for the fact that in the 30’s, Lansky took a break from the lucrative parts of his criming to punch Nazis.

from en.wikipedia.org

In the 1930s, Lansky and his gang stepped outside their usual criminal activities to break up rallies held by the pro-Nazi German-American Bund. He recalled a particular rally in Yorkville, a German neighborhood in Manhattan, that he and 14 other associates disrupted:

The stage was decorated with a swastika and a picture of Adolf Hitler. The speakers started ranting. There were only fifteen of us, but we went into action. We threw some of them out the windows. Most of the Nazis panicked and ran out. We chased them and beat them up. We wanted to show them that Jews would not always sit back and accept insults.

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LadyBehir  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:28:33am

re: #101 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I hope you have a very happy secular Fourth.

344
Teddy's Person  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:30:21am

re: #342 sagehen

Except for the fact that in the 30’s, Lansky took a break from the lucrative parts of his criming to punch Nazis.

from en.wikipedia.org

So, Lansky was antifa.

345
Decatur Deb  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:32:04am

re: #341 Jay C

I’d always heard that Native Americans had developed one of the most sophisticated systems of non-verbal language….
True!

“What tribe is he from?”
“The Massucci.”

346
Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:41:17am

Another grim record for Florida:

The state of Florida has another record for positive tests of COVID-19.

The Department of Health reported another 11458 cases on Saturday. The department also reported another 18 deaths it attributed to the coronavirus, including two in Hillsborough County and one in Pinellas.

A dashboard maintained by the department shows an additional 245 hospitalizations from the outbreak.

Florida is closing in on 200,000 coronavirus cases and may surpass that number this weekend. Saturday’s count takes the total number of cases in the state to 190,052.

tampabay.com

347
stpaulbear  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:44:52am

re: #343 LadyBehir

I hope you have a very happy secular Fourth.

I could easily go the rest of my life without hearing the song “God Bless America” too. It’s pablum.

348
plansbandc  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:45:52am

The only anthem I genuinely like is America The Beautiful. It should be our anthem, IMO.

349
LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:48:27am

re: #348 plansbandc

The only anthem I genuinely like is America The Beautiful. It should be our anthem, IMO.

The Ray Charles version is top notch. I do like Woody’s This Land too though. I understand the modern critique of it but I like songs that illustrate our country’s beauty.

350
stpaulbear  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:48:39am

re: #346 Dr Lizardo

Another grim record for Florida:

tampabay.com

But FL will NEVER be NY!!
/

351
LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:49:00am

re: #347 stpaulbear

I could easily go the rest of my life without hearing the song “God Bless America” too. It’s pablum.

Got played to death after 9/11 imo.

352
Blizard  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:51:13am

Poker aficionado eats 50 hard boiled eggs in under an hour.

Am I late to the party? Long-time, no post, but here every day. Howdy from NW Colorado! Hunkered down for the long haul here.

353
stpaulbear  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:52:06am

re: #351 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Got played to death after 9/11 imo.

Kate Smith didn’t help it either. It’s become such a shout-y song.

354
plansbandc  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:52:39am

re: #351 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Pissed me off no end when MLB added it to the games. So not necessary.

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Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:54:02am

re: #347 stpaulbear

I could easily go the rest of my life without hearing the song “God Bless America” too. It’s pablum.

The National Anthem isn’t bad…..when it’s done right.

Jimi Hendrix Star Spangled Banner Woodstock1969

356
LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:55:52am

re: #354 plansbandc

Pissed me off no end when MLB added it to the games. So not necessary.

Yeah. I mean the first month or year after sure but I don’t like forced patriotism. Never have.

357
plansbandc  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:55:55am

re: #355 Dr Lizardo

As long as it’s an instrumental, it’s bearable. But the racist verse is vile.

358
LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jul 4, 2020 • 9:56:14am

re: #353 stpaulbear

Kate Smith didn’t help it either. It’s become such a shout-y song.

Yeah not fond of that.

359
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 4, 2020 • 10:01:15am

Latest numbers from the wild north country: Maintaining an even 3% new infection rate, maintaining a test rate of 15,000/day, so we’re treading water but not making any progress. I’m still waiting for the governor to announce mandatory masks in public, but he admitted in a speech the other day that it became “unfortunately political”, so he’s probably wary of stepping on the Republicans’ toes. Not the President*’s - he has zero fucks left for Donald J. Trump.

360
Dr Lizardo  Jul 4, 2020 • 10:02:28am

re: #357 plansbandc

As long as it’s an instrumental, it’s bearable. But the racist verse is vile.

An instrumental national anthem is fine, IMHO.

Personally, I rather like this one - quite possibly, the finest version ever done:

Mstislav Rostropovich ~”Stars and Stripes Forever”~ Finale

361
Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 4, 2020 • 10:08:18am

re: #350 stpaulbear

But FL will NEVER be NY!!
/

No, they’ll be Italy.

362
stpaulbear  Jul 4, 2020 • 10:13:06am

re: #359 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Latest numbers from the wild north country: Maintaining an even 3% new infection rate, maintaining a test rate of 15,000/day, so we’re treading water but not making any progress. I’m still waiting for the governor to announce mandatory masks in public, but he admitted in a speech the other day that it became “unfortunately political”, so he’s probably wary of stepping on the Republicans’ toes. Not the President*’s - he has zero fucks left for Donald J. Trump.

Distancing and mask wearing on the patios of restaurants and bars is abysmal from what I’ve been seeing in the neighborhoods west of downtown St Paul. I don’t even want to know what’s happening inside. Compliance at stores seems to be pretty good. I can see why it’s simultaneously not going down but not spiking. We could slip and fall pretty easily over the summer.

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A Mom Anon  Jul 4, 2020 • 10:40:55am

re: #328 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I heard Jill Biden, not Joe. And something is weird with the sound in that clip. Like it’s been fucked with.


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