An Amazing Solo Jam by Montreal Maestro Anomalie: “CRESCENT”

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158 comments

1
plansbandc  Jul 5, 2020 • 3:58:32pm

Phuc tRump

2
PhillyPretzel  Jul 5, 2020 • 3:59:13pm

kcuf pmurt

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plansbandc  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:06:02pm

There’s a roadrunner living in my neighborhood that’s missing a foot. Poor little thing. I think it’s living on handouts, because it came right up to me. He’s getting around pretty well by hopping super fast, but it makes me sad.

I don’t know who got his foot. Maybe a dog or a coyote. Wish someone could catch it and 3D print a foot for him like I’ve seen them do with other animals.

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A Mom Anon  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:09:06pm

re: #3 plansbandc

Is there a bird rescue group near you? Maybe call them? Animal control would likely euthanize a bird missing a foot. Or maybe a local dog/cat rescue has connections.

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plansbandc  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:10:56pm

re: #4 A Mom Anon

I think they would capture and euthanize. I wish there was some way to help without that happening.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:12:42pm

Oh Canada

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:13:10pm

More proof that the Republican Bullshit Machine is targeting those with mental illness to carry out their destructive plans.

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Jack Burton  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:14:40pm

re: #5 plansbandc

I think they would capture and euthanize. I wish there was some way to help without that happening.

Look around on google or something for bird rescue/rehab groups. Sometimes they will have members who will keep and care for the ones that cannot be rehabbed or released.

I have a bird companion that’s very disabled and could have never been rehabilitated and released. He’s my best friend in the whole world too.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:15:18pm

re: #3 plansbandc

There’s a roadrunner living in my neighborhood that’s missing a foot. Poor little thing. I think it’s living on handouts, because it came right up to me. He’s getting around pretty well by hopping super fast, but it makes me sad.

I don’t know who got his foot. Maybe a dog or a coyote. Wish someone could catch it and 3D print a foot for him like I’ve seen them do with other animals.

really?

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A Mom Anon  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:15:32pm

re: #8 Jack Burton

Aww, what kind of bird?

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Teddy's Person  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:17:03pm

re: #8 Jack Burton

Look around on google or something for bird rescue/rehab groups. Sometimes they will have members who will keep and care for the ones that cannot be rehabbed or released.

I have a bird companion that’s very disabled and could have never been rehabilitated and released. He’s my best friend in the whole world too.

If you have, share pictures sometime. Fine feathered friends are welcome and appreciated.

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:17:04pm
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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:17:58pm

re: #6 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Oh Canada

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you opposed to alcohol and sterile dressings too?

should the docs wash their hands?

asshat

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:19:31pm

re: #13 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

you opposed to alcohol and sterile dressings too?

should the docs wash their hands?

asshat

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And just like clockwork the Republican Bullshit Machine is spreading that tweet to attack Canada’s Single Payer Health Care system.

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Jack Burton  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:22:32pm

re: #10 A Mom Anon

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plansbandc  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:23:23pm

re: #9 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Really. We have coyotes and bobcats in the neighborhood. We are nearly in the foothills.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:24:28pm

re: #16 plansbandc

Really. We have coyotes and bobcats in the neighborhood. We are nearly in the foothills.

I meant…roadrunner..coyote as in wile e.

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Jack Burton  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:25:24pm

re: #17 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

I meant…roadrunner..coyote as in wile e.

In reality Coyotes are way faster than Roadrunners and can catch them easily. The cartoon was kind of unrealistic in that way.

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Dread Pirate  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:26:10pm
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plansbandc  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:27:26pm

I was reading a little info about one-legged birds. Seems they do quite well, but a roadrunner is much more a land creature than a sky creature, so a lot more dependent on his legs.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:29:55pm

DANA BASH: You criticized Obama for ‘failed leadership’ when 2 people in the US died from Ebola. Nearly 130,000 are dead from coronavirus. So is Trump showing failed leadership?

JONI ERNST:: No. I think that the president is stepping forward

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:31:22pm

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:32:26pm

re: #18 Jack Burton

In reality Coyotes are way faster than Roadrunners and can catch them easily. The cartoon was kind of unrealistic in that way.

maybe the smart ones are

he was just a sooper jenius

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Teddy's Person  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:33:45pm

re: #23 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

maybe the smart ones are

he was just a sooper jenius

So, Wile E is the Trump of coyotes.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:34:20pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:34:42pm

re: #6 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Oh Canada

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She’s a CanucQ… We’ll see.If she still has a job, or if her employer shares her personal values.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:37:22pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:41:03pm

re: #12 🌹UOJB!

The thing that no one is talking about is how many severe COVID19 survivors will
probably wind up in bankruptcy due to massive medical bills.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:41:49pm

Trump’s Mt. Rushmore speech, his “I Have a Monument” speech, cribbed a bunch of crap spewed forth by Tucker Carlson.

Trump’s Tucker mind-meld

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:42:38pm

re: #28 Eric The Fruit Bat

The thing that no one is talking about is how many severe COVID19 survivors will
probably wind up in bankruptcy due to massive medical bills.

And how those unpaid bills will drive up medical costs for everyone, leading to more bankruptcies in a positive feedback loop.

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:46:35pm

re: #28 Eric The Fruit Bat

The thing that no one is talking about is how many severe COVID19 survivors will
probably wind up in bankruptcy due to massive medical bills.

Republicans are already placing the blame on Obamacare.

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A Mom Anon  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:49:37pm

re: #15 Jack Burton

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Belafon  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:50:41pm

re: #23 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

maybe the smart ones are

he was just a sooper jenius

The roadrunner was a bit larger than average.

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LadyBehir  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:51:52pm

Proud member of the Teddy, Cooper, Rango, Dory, etc fan club. Trying to think of a way to truncate that for a bumper sticker. Furry Lizard Fan? That sounds a bit, um, Furry.

Oh, and FT & GOTV.

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BeachDem  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:53:40pm

re: #27 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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In that thread:

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jaunte  Jul 5, 2020 • 4:55:12pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:06:16pm
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PhillyPretzel  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:06:40pm

Oh darn. They are starting again. Fireworks are going off.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:07:58pm

re: #31 🌹UOJB!

I don’t think ACA is more than 20% of all non-governnment based private indurance. I know that living where I am a significant number of providers would be out-of-network. There isn’t a single anesthesiologist in-network should I need one.

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Dread Pirate  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:11:17pm
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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:12:42pm

re: #30 goddamnedfrank

And how those unpaid bills will drive up medical costs for everyone, leading to more bankruptcies in a positive feedback loop.

The total annual medical costs of the United States are paid by everyone, one way or another

Some people refuse to see that

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:13:16pm

re: #31 🌹UOJB!

Republicans are already placing the blame on Obamacare.

I don’t think the word “mask” shows up anywhere in the law

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Ace Rothstein  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:13:21pm

re: #19 Dread Pirate

As a veteran, Kevin McCarthy would know. Oh wait, he isn’t a veteran.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:15:01pm
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A Mom Anon  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:15:53pm

re: #40 Dread Pirate

They are just what really, really stupid people consider smart. Freedom is their bullshit defense for being self important sacks of crap that contribute nothing of value. It’s not that they can’t contribute anything useful,it’s that they refuse to.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:16:18pm

re: #33 Belafon

The roadrunner was a bit larger than average.

Duuuuudes. It was a cartoon
Subject to cartoon physics
With a talking coyote
Who ordered from Acme
Cmon, lighten up ;-)

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7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:20:55pm

Roadrunners are fantastic.

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Mattand  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:20:58pm

re: #18 Jack Burton

In reality Coyotes are way faster than Roadrunners and can catch them easily. The cartoon was kind of unrealistic in that way.

Chuck Jones did get the American coyote’s natural consumerism and hubris nailed to a T, right down to the mail order catalog addiction.

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William Lewis  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:21:21pm

Siting in the oven that I call home last night, I decided to go to work a little early. That, in turn, gave me a chance to see how far after dark my D7100 was good for. Turns out pretty far. ISO 6400 35mm f/2 1/25th:

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jaunte  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:23:05pm

re: #38 PhillyPretzel

Oh darn. They are starting again. Fireworks are going off.

Thoughts of Dog is adding a 15% penalty for a second night of sky booms.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:23:39pm

re: #6 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Oh Canada

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AITA?

Yes Letitia, you are

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:26:33pm

re: #48 Mattand

Chuck Jones did get the American coyote’s natural consumerism and hubris nailed to a T, right down to the mail order catalog addiction.

You win

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:27:09pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:32:55pm

Gotta be an emotional support llama. 😁

This response is everything.

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DodgerFan1988  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:33:45pm

God Bless America!

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:34:48pm

re: #40 Dread Pirate

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Massie has to know better than this. He is pandering to the shit-ignorant Republican base, which knows absolutely nothing about the history of public health enforcement and legislation or, indeed, the common law right of collective self-defense.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:36:02pm
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plansbandc  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:36:16pm

re: #47 7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)

I love them. We’ve been seeing a bunch of them this year.

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jaunte  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:36:44pm

re: #57 Eclectic Cyborg

cackle

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:38:45pm
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Charles Johnson  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:43:06pm
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plansbandc  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:44:21pm

The re: #61 Charles Johnson

The vulva neck is just as bad in the original.

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Dread Pirate  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:45:08pm
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Charles Johnson  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:48:29pm

re: #62 plansbandc

The

The vulva neck is just as bad in the original.

True, but it isn’t as… spread out. Whoever made this did get a notable lack of intelligence into the eyes somehow.

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Nojay UK  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:50:21pm

re: #61 Charles Johnson

They messed with the stars and stripes flag pin on the President’s lapel, turning it upside-down which is a distress signal if I recall correctly.

That reminds me of when I worked at a University that had a Marine Sciences department. They acquired a “ship simulator”, a working ship’s bridge with computer graphics provided by projectors for all sorts of interesting research — they got commissioned by insurance companies to recreate assorted shipping accidents and trained pilots for harbours under construction and oil anchorages and the like. The simulator was built in a warehouse on dry land, the outside was painted with shipping flag signals which read “We are manoeuvering with difficulty.”

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Decatur Deb  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:51:22pm

re: #61 Charles Johnson

Just thought I should mention, since I still see people circulating the first image — it’s a ‘shop. The second image is the original. They flipped it horizontally then used some distortion tools on it.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s funny as hell but it ain’t real.

The real one doesn’t look a lot better.

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stpaulbear  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:54:05pm

re: #60 Barefoot Grin

This version is more punkish and raw and I think is the original version. Produced by John Cale from the Velvet Underground. Drummer is David Robinson who went on to join The Cars. Keyboardist is Jerry Harrison who went on to join Talking Heads.

That first Jonathan Richman album was pretty sick/amazing but then he went on to develop a debilitating case of the cutes.

the MODERN LOVERS “Roadrunner” 1972

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plansbandc  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:56:27pm

re: #67 stpaulbear

I LOVE this. :D

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jaunte  Jul 5, 2020 • 5:57:10pm
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plansbandc  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:00:04pm

If you guys want to listen to a fun podcast, listen to “No Dogs In Space” They’ve been doing a history of some of the seminal punk bands.

Hosted by one of my beloved “The Last Podcast on the Left” hosts and his wife. They are nerdy entertaining and quite funny.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:03:16pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:04:29pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:05:04pm

Scored another long-sought model kit, though this one does not quite rise to Holy Grail status.

1963 Airfix 1/72 scale Hawker P.1127 (prototype of the Harrier series). There are zillions of Harrier models out there, but only Airfix produced one of the P.1127.

This was $17.50 on Ebay, which is a good price. Another seller wanted $62.50 for one (eeek!) but it was signed by Roy Cross, the artist who produced the dramatic Airfix box art of the 50s and 60s.

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Jack Burton  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:06:31pm

re: #40 Dread Pirate

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Then there’s the Yellow Fever outbreak in Philadelphia in 1793.

and Jacobson v. Massachusetts in 1905.

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plansbandc  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:09:02pm

re: #73 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Cool! Just gave me a flashback to my sib working on model airplanes and battleships. I need a time machine.

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Dave In Austin  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:10:41pm

re: #62 plansbandc

The

The vulva neck is just as bad in the original.

Up-ding for “Vulva Neck”

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stpaulbear  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:10:41pm

re: #73 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

My inner late-60’s model car geek is smiling and happy for your great score.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:12:15pm

re: #73 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Scored another long-sought model kit, though this one does not quite rise to Holy Grail status.

1963 Airfix 1/72 scale Hawker P.1127 (prototype of the Harrier series). There are zillions of Harrier models out there, but only Airfix produced one of the P.1127.

This was $17.50 on Ebay, which is a good price. Another seller wanted $62.50 for one (eeek!) but it was signed by Roy Cross, the artist who produced the dramatic Airfix box art of the 50s and 60s.

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While I’m not a collector, I love model airplanes (I have a P-38J that is awaiting some TLC… I’m in quarantine, that should have been finished by now). That’s awesome.

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Jack Burton  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:13:16pm

“In every well ordered society charged with the duty of conserving the safety of its members the rights of the individual in respect of his liberty may at times, under the pressure of great dangers, be subjected to such restraint, to be enforced by reasonable regulations, as the safety of the general public may demand” and that “real liberty for all could not exist under the operation of a principle which recognizes the right of each individual person to use his own, whether in respect of his person or his property, regardless of the injury that may be done to others.”

Justice John Marshall Harlan writing Majority opinion 7-2 decision for Jacobson v. Massachusetts. 197 U.S. 11 (1905)

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:14:14pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:15:28pm

re: #80 The Pie Overlord!

I wonder how much of their workforce McDs has lost to Covid-19?

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William Lewis  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:16:01pm

re: #73 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Scored another long-sought model kit, though this one does not quite rise to Holy Grail status.

1963 Airfix 1/72 scale Hawker P.1127 (prototype of the Harrier series). There are zillions of Harrier models out there, but only Airfix produced one of the P.1127.

This was $17.50 on Ebay, which is a good price. Another seller wanted $62.50 for one (eeek!) but it was signed by Roy Cross, the artist who produced the dramatic Airfix box art of the 50s and 60s.

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Oh, cool. I never saw a kit in a bag like that. Then, the ones I built when young were Monogram and Revell WWII aircraft mostly. Though I also did the Monogram B-29, my favorites were the B-17G & P-61C all in 1/48th scale. My father then helped me hang them from string over the stairs up to the bedrooms upstairs so through out my childhood I looked up at them “flying” morning and night.

It was a foul day for me when my marginal (not fully color blind, and at other times within regs but not in 1981) color vision kept me out of the WO Flight program. I ended up in tanks, infantry and MI over the next 16 years though and I can’t say I didn’t have fun on the way ;)

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A Mom Anon  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:17:40pm

Damn it. Fireworks are starting again.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:17:49pm

re: #82 William Lewis

The only one I completed when I was old enough to be truly skillful at them (as in, teenager+) was a P-51D that I believe was a Revell. It hangs in my son’s room now, sans a few parts from moving over 600 miles and a little wear and tear.

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BlueSpotinAL  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:20:06pm

re: #64 Charles Johnson

True, but it isn’t as… spread out. Whoever made this did get a notable lack of intelligence into the eyes somehow.

They made him cross-eyed.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:21:04pm
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plansbandc  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:21:43pm

re: #83 A Mom Anon

Yep. All the people who got the half price fireworks are gonna go after it tonight.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:22:48pm

re: #86 Backwoods_Sleuth

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that is one unhappy horse

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Dread Pirate  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:23:20pm
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jaunte  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:23:46pm

re: #88 Backwoods_Sleuth

Ears back?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:25:27pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:26:20pm

re: #90 jaunte

Ears back?

yep

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Sherlock Hound  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:28:09pm

re: #6 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

One wonders which finger she broke.

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jaunte  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:28:19pm

Their nastiness is pervasive and deliberate.

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Rightwingconspirator  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:29:32pm

re: #49 William Lewis
Clean shot, no sign of trouble in the darker areas

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Jack Burton  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:30:28pm

The MAGATs are completely delusional in the thread attached to this stupid ass tweet.

First of all, anyone with 2 brains cells knows, fireworks have been illegal in California for like 40 years because the state is a giant tinderbox in a perpetual drought. The governor banned shows where people would gather, because you know… COVID. Secondly, this happens in LA every year. It was more intense this year, but it doesn’t mean what they think it means. Not remotely.

You want to believe that people firing off fireworks in LA on the 4th of July means California is turning “Red”…

All those Latinx are going to run out and vote for Trump… LOL OK pal.

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Sherlock Hound  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:31:16pm

re: #28 Eric The Fruit Bat

The thing that no one is talking about is how many severe COVID19 survivors will
probably wind up in bankruptcy due to massive medical bills.

Or on SSI.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:32:09pm

re: #3 plansbandc

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jaunte  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:33:59pm

Working for this White House should follow people for the rest of their life like an asterisk tattooed to their forehead.

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Belafon  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:34:33pm

re: #99 jaunte

Working for this White House should follow people for the rest of their life like an asterisk tattooed to their forehead.

Mark of the beast.

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plansbandc  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:35:52pm

re: #98 Decatur Deb

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Dread Pirate  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:37:07pm

re: #96 Jack Burton

Fireworks, Brush Fires Stretch Resources Thin Around Contra Costa County

The district joined local agencies in responding to 67 fires between 7 p.m. and midnight, with at least 16 caused by fireworks, officials said.

The district reported 27 vegetation and other exterior fires and at one point, between 9 and 10 p.m., had personnel at the scene of 30 fires and warned that resources were stretched so thin that crews would only respond to structure fires.

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William Lewis  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:40:16pm

re: #95 Rightwingconspirator

Clean shot, no sign of trouble in the darker areas

It was funny, the one I wanted to take was the other direction across the street at a trestle I shoot often. Too much back light, though it cleaned up ok. This one as a “why not?” was so much better. Isn’t that how it always goes?

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plansbandc  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:44:07pm
105
Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:45:12pm

re: #96 Jack Burton

MAGAts are just fantasizing about Los Angeles 2019 when corporations ran the city and there was an entire sub-class of people who were subject to summary execution:

When dystopian fantasy and dystopian reality meet.
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Ace-o-aces  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:45:19pm
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plansbandc  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:46:22pm

re: #106 Ace-o-aces

Perfect.

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Dave In Austin  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:53:12pm
109
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:53:25pm
110
BlueSpotinAL  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:54:01pm

re: #93 Sherlock Hound

One wonders which finger she broke.

If I break my middle finger I can’t drive.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:54:20pm

I swear the Repubs have made spreading disease and death a primary objective. What is in it for them, or, more properly, their donors?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:55:11pm
113
jaunte  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:55:21pm

re: #111 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Terrorism.

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jaunte  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:56:51pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 5, 2020 • 6:58:53pm

re: #106 Ace-o-aces

[Embedded content]

Our yokel TV station was doing “man on the street” interviews during the Hart “Monkey Business” kerfuffle. They asked one elderly gent if he thought the scandal disqualified Hart from the Presidency. The man said, “Well, if he’s telling the truth and he was out on that boat with a beautiful girl for 3 days and nothing happened, he’s too damned stupid to be President.”

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:01:02pm

OOPS

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:01:33pm

re: #106 Ace-o-aces

[Embedded content]

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William Lewis  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:02:50pm

re: #115 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Our yokel TV station was doing “man on the street” interviews during the Hart “Monkey Business” kerfuffle. They asked one elderly gent if he thought the scandal disqualified Hart from the Presidency. The man said, “Well, if he’s telling the truth and he was out on that boat with a beautiful girl for 3 days and nothing happened, he’s too damned stupid to be President.”

I liked Hart so far as it went but once he opened his mouth like that I never had any sympathy for him.

The greeks had the perfect word for him: hubris.

119
Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:03:00pm

“U.S. is first in cases and first in infections”

Well, Trump did promise us winning.

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Jack Burton  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:03:52pm

re: #119 Eclectic Cyborg

“U.S. is first in cases and first in infections”

Well, Trump did promise us winning.

I’m tired of winning.

My head is spinning.

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William Lewis  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:07:03pm

re: #111 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

I swear the Repubs have made spreading disease and death a primary objective. What is in it for them, or, more properly, their donors?

I do think that this is the core of where some of them are getting scared. Yes, most like the racism and etc. But his nihilism is so much more total than anything ever seen in America. Only the Germans had this in 1945…

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William Lewis  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:07:21pm
123
Barefoot Grin  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:08:29pm

You were just going to have two, maybe three, glasses of wine, but the dog fell asleep across your legs on the couch into the first glass. Lesson learned: bring the bottle to the couch.

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CleverToad  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:09:07pm

Starting to get dark in the Denver area, so I’m expecting the fireworks to start up again. Only one so far, but I’m sure the usual crowd did their usual dash up to the Wyoming state line to stock up. As everyone else is reporting, we had an incredibly noisy night. Seemed like non-stop from about eight to at least ten o’clock, as much continuous noise as one would expect from a pro show but all around us, tapered off but didn’t stop till much later. Didn’t go out to look for flares, but there were more and much louder booms than we usually hear in the suburbs. Had to have been M-80s in the mix, who knows what else.

July 5th — I got married for the first time 45 years ago today, age 19 and schtupid. Divorced twelve years later; found out last year that he’s been dead for three. Closing in on the half-century — I am OLD!!

And discouraged tonight. I’m glad the Black Hills aren’t getting blackened today. But disgusted that the orange bastard got away with it yet again — he got his Fox News photo op, delivered Miller’s nasty speech, got lots of fodder for memes and campaign posters. His toadies get to mock everyone who predicted a disaster. He got his narcissistic fix to buoy him up for the next round of hate-parties. Bounties and Barr are out of the limelight, relegated to last week’s outrage. Now we’re bracing to see what excuse the right-wing Supremes can cobble together to keep his taxes under wraps.

The chance of Congress getting another measly stimulus check to us recedes every day. The infection rate rises even faster.

Bleah. Here’s hoping something will turn up tomorrow to pop his balloon again.

125
I Would Prefer Not To  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:14:07pm

re: #34 LadyBehir

Proud member of the Teddy, Cooper, Rango, Dory, etc fan club. Trying to think of a way to truncate that for a bumper sticker. Furry Lizard Fan? That sounds a bit, um, Furry.

Oh, and FT & GOTV.

Paws for Lizards

126
sagehen  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:20:29pm

re: #90 jaunte

Ears back?

and flared nostrils, squinty eyes.

I suspect his bit is too tight.

127
Patricia Kayden  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:21:01pm

Oh well.

128
Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:23:18pm

Well, fuck.

But we don’t need to worry about Covid, it‘s “just the flu.”

Fucking assholes.

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William Lewis  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:23:58pm

re: #126 sagehen

and flared nostrils, squinty eyes.

I suspect his bit is too tight.

(looks back up thread)
Holy crap. I’m not a horse person. Not even close, though I would like to own a saddle draft horse able to handle my fat ass. But that horse is miserable.

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:24:24pm

re: #126 sagehen

and flared nostrils, squinty eyes.

I suspect his bit is too tight.

I just saw this exchange and went back. At first I thought, based on the bolded part, you were talking about Melania, but the pronoun following threw me a bit (though not the meaning of the clause).

131
Patricia Kayden  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:29:02pm
132
🌹UOJB!  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:36:58pm

Oh shit here we go with the booms again…

133
NetworkKed  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:39:20pm

Wow, the fireworks assholes started in the parking lot here. Feeling the concussions through multiple walls. These aren’t strings of firecrackers, they’re fucking bombs. Seriously pondering tracking down my ear protectors.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:49:51pm

re: #54 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Gotta be an emotional support llama. 😁

This response is everything.

[Embedded content]

Llama in the back seat is no big deal.
everyone knows they’re not allowed to ride in front

135
Barefoot Grin  Jul 5, 2020 • 7:53:01pm

re: #134 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Llama in the back seat is no big deal.
everyone knows they’re not allowed to ride in front

[Embedded content]

I wonder if the destination is Texarkana, specifically the old neighborhood.

136
Patricia Kayden  Jul 5, 2020 • 8:00:04pm
137
Dave In Austin  Jul 5, 2020 • 8:00:16pm
138
plansbandc  Jul 5, 2020 • 8:09:13pm

re: #122 William Lewis

Lovely!

139
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 5, 2020 • 8:11:17pm
140
Belafon  Jul 5, 2020 • 8:21:30pm

If you have $6000 to spend, here’s you a laptop, Acer Concept D9 pro, Intel i9, NVidia Quadro RTX 5000, 32 GB ram, 1TB 2TB SSD, 17.3” 4K touchscreen display hinged to lay flat.

store.acer.com

Edit: actually, a 2TB SSD.

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William Lewis  Jul 5, 2020 • 8:22:33pm

re: #138 plansbandc

Lovely!

It was always one of my favorite Monkey’s song and the demo gives a glorious example of why they grabbed if for them.

142
JC1  Jul 5, 2020 • 8:25:49pm

re: #140 Belafon

If you have $6000 to spend, here’s you a laptop, Acer Concept D9 pro, Intel i9, NVidia Quadro RTX 5000, 32 GB ram, 1TB SSD, 17.3” 4K touchscreen display hinged to lay flat.

store.acer.com

They should have included an OLED display; nice otherwise.

143
William Lewis  Jul 5, 2020 • 8:26:16pm

re: #140 Belafon

If you have $6000 to spend, here’s you a laptop, Acer Concept D9 pro, Intel i9, NVidia Quadro RTX 5000, 32 GB ram, 1TB SSD, 17.3” 4K touchscreen display hinged to lay flat.

store.acer.com

Give me that with AMD instead if Intel & I’d be tempted (well, presuming I had the coin, but that’s another story!)

144
Belafon  Jul 5, 2020 • 8:27:07pm

I saw this at Walmart earlier:

Ouiji Shark

And the endorsements on the back are great:

Back
145
Dread Pirate  Jul 5, 2020 • 8:27:42pm

re: #140 Belafon

If you have $6000 to spend, here’s you a laptop, Acer Concept D9 pro, Intel i9, NVidia Quadro RTX 5000, 32 GB ram, 1TB SSD, 17.3” 4K touchscreen display hinged to lay flat.

store.acer.com

I have a 27” 4k monitor. It’s hard enough to read.

146
William Lewis  Jul 5, 2020 • 8:42:33pm

“The 70s seemed to be such a simple yet magical time, I can only ever wish that I lived to see it. ” - a comment I just saw.

Pfft.

It was crap then just as today is now. Only the dead know peace - enjoy the shit of day to day life while you can.

147
plansbandc  Jul 5, 2020 • 8:43:53pm

re: #141 William Lewis

It’s a great pop song and I had never heard her demo before. Thanks!

148
BeachDem  Jul 5, 2020 • 8:46:00pm

re: #86 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

What do the simple folk do
To help them escape when they’re blue?
The shepherd who is ailing, the milkmaid who is glum
The cobbler who is wailing from nailing his thumb
When they’re beset and besieged
The folk not noblessly obliged
However do they manage to shed their weary lot?
Oh, what do simple folk do we do not?

149
Hecuba's daughter  Jul 5, 2020 • 8:51:28pm

So I haven’t been feeling well since yesterday — but the lists for Covid-19 symptoms seem to include every possible symptom associated with any cold or flu, as well as various other ailments. So, since I do not as yet have any shortness of breath, am just going to wait this out for the next few days and see if anything more serious develops. What a nuisance!

150
jaunte  Jul 5, 2020 • 8:54:19pm

re: #149 Hecuba’s daughter

I hope you feel better soon.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 5, 2020 • 8:54:47pm

Some jackass who has never hunted these formidable beasts posted this on my FB feed. On some reflection, though, I thought it might be worth a try at a MAGAt open carry demonstration. They would shit themselves and shoot up each other and their vehicles, and the hogs would escape unharmed.

152
jaunte  Jul 5, 2020 • 8:58:35pm

re: #151 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Whoever posted that has zero experience with wild hogs. Dropped into a crowd of people they would scatter for the closest cover in two seconds.

153
Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 5, 2020 • 9:04:10pm

re: #149 Hecuba’s daughter

I get what you mean by the range of symptoms. For me the fever and shortness of breath would be the main tell as I don’t otherwise get those symptoms much.

154
William Lewis  Jul 5, 2020 • 9:05:23pm

re: #151 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Some jackass who has never hunted these formidable beasts posted this on my FB feed. On some reflection, though, I thought it might be worth a try at a MAGAt open carry demonstration. They would shit themselves and shoot up each other and their vehicles, and the hogs would escape unharmed.

[Embedded content]

The hogs would be safe but the morons would be introduced to the difference between cover and concealment… (aka a sucking chest wound…)

155
Dread Pirate  Jul 5, 2020 • 9:07:47pm

re: #149 Hecuba’s daughter

So I haven’t been feeling well since yesterday — but the lists for Covid-19 symptoms seem to include every possible symptom associated with any cold or flu, as well as various other ailments. So, since I do not as yet have any shortness of breath, am just going to wait this out for the next few days and see if anything more serious develops. What a nuisance!

Loss of smell is the most unique and common symptom of a Covid infection.

156
Decatur Deb  Jul 5, 2020 • 9:10:13pm

re: #148 BeachDem

What do the simple folk do
To help them escape when they’re blue?
The shepherd who is ailing, the milkmaid who is glum
The cobbler who is wailing from nailing his thumb
When they’re beset and besieged
The folk not noblessly obliged
However do they manage to shed their weary lot?
Oh, what do simple folk do we do not?

I knew Guinevere. Guinevere was my friend. She’s no Guinevere.

157
BeachDem  Jul 5, 2020 • 9:14:35pm

re: #156 Decatur Deb

I knew Guinevere. Guinevere was my friend. She’s no Guinevere.

Well, yeah, there’s that, but I can just hear Ivanka whispering that song in her breathy, phony voice.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 6, 2020 • 7:15:15am

this is not statesmenship
or presidenting
or foreign policy
or strategic thinking

it’s just ranting (or it could be raving)

it’s not even writing.
it’s just typing(!)


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