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1
PhillyPretzel  Jul 11, 2020 • 9:40:06am

kcuf pmurt

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BigPapa  Jul 11, 2020 • 9:44:13am

My loathing of that evil tumor and his Banana Republican sychphants reaches new depths. Looking forward to their graves being contantly vandalized in my golden years.

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LadyBehir  Jul 11, 2020 • 9:52:47am

GOTV, hi Cooper and all the other fluffy lizards, and FT.

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Hecuba's daughter  Jul 11, 2020 • 9:53:06am

re: #2 BigPapa

My loathing of that evil tumor and his Banana Republican sychphants reaches new depths. Looking forward to their graves being contantly vandalized in my golden years.

I just want to see them demolished, wiped out, annihilated on November 3. That’s all I’m wishing for — and then we can focus on the future.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:00:11am
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Decatur Deb  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:00:56am

CV-19 just got real.

Alabama-USC game canceled, Tide AD responds
al.com

The cancellation will cost ‘Bama $6 million.

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Dr Lizardo  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:01:16am

re: #5 Charles Johnson

They’ll shut down again two weeks from now. Three weeks top.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:01:48am

re: #7 Dr Lizardo

They’ll shut down again two weeks from now. Three weeks top.

The lawsuits will create lots of work for lawyers.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:02:18am

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Belafon  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:02:35am

re: #5 Charles Johnson

There’s a large segment of the population that will not believe you can shoot your own eye out until it happens to them personally.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:03:43am
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Belafon  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:04:03am

re: #9 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Public Service Announcement

FDA Updates on Hand Sanitizers with Methanol - US FDA

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“Why won’t the FDA just let the free market take care of this, like it’s taking care of Covid-19.”

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:04:47am

re: #5 Charles Johnson

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Coronavirus laughs at your pathetic safety measures.

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Dr Lizardo  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:05:52am

re: #8 I Would Prefer Not To

The lawsuits will create lots of work for lawyers.

Indeed. Kinda makes me wish I’d gotten into law back when I was younger.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:08:29am

today’s electoral-vote.com

four more reasons why trump cannot remain in power unless he actually wins the election

scroll to question starting with
“Q: A state is in a particular time zone because of state law, yes?”
(yeah, someone really asked this)

the two takeaways:

- stop reading silly clickbait op-eds, and stop worrying so much.
- He’s got to win the election. That’s his only option. He might try to cheat to do it (say, encouraging more Russian interference), but that’s very different than stealing an election after the fact.

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BigPapa  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:09:15am

re: #4 Hecuba’s daughter

I just want to see them demolished, wiped out, annihilated on November 3. That’s all I’m wishing for — and then we can focus on the future.

Focusing on the future will require a substantial reckoning for the lawbreaking and corruption that has happened, that we know about, and the stuff we don’t know about. The reckoning needs to be thorough. I’m not sure it will be. But we’re not there yet

People need to deal with their feels in different ways. And I have lots of feels building up about this evil mofo and his cult.

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Jay C  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:12:42am

re: #10 Belafon

There’s a large segment of the population that will not believe you can shoot your own eye out until it happens to them personally.

Or until they see an ad (with their remaining eye) from people like the McCloskeys from St Louis: promising billions of dollars in settlement bucks if they dial 1-800-EYE-SHOT….

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:16:15am
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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:19:10am

President Trump has said he learned lessons from President Richard M. Nixon’s fall from grace, but in using the power of his office to keep his friend and adviser Roger J. Stone Jr. out of prison he has now crossed a line that even Mr. Nixon in the depths of Watergate dared not cross,” the New York Times reports.

“For months, some of Mr. Trump’s senior White House advisers warned him that it would be politically self-destructive if not ethically inappropriate to use his clemency power to help Mr. Stone, who was convicted of lying to protect the president. But in casting aside their counsel on Friday, Mr. Trump indulged his own sense of grievance over precedent and restraint to reward an ally for his silence.

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:23:10am

He’s responding to Mitt, but this MAGA dude actually has the most honest explanation for why his kind vote for Trump that I’ve seen:

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:24:20am

re: #19 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

President Trump has said he learned lessons from President Richard M. Nixon’s fall from grace, but in using the power of his office to keep his friend and adviser Roger J. Stone Jr. out of prison he has now crossed a line that even Mr. Nixon in the depths of Watergate dared not cross,” the New York Times reports.

“For months, some of Mr. Trump’s senior White House advisers warned him that it would be politically self-destructive if not ethically inappropriate to use his clemency power to help Mr. Stone, who was convicted of lying to protect the president. But in casting aside their counsel on Friday, Mr. Trump indulged his own sense of grievance over precedent and restraint to reward an ally for his silence.

Crooks know nothing but crime. Trump is a crook.

I hope they have something on Stone that he can be charged after trump is gone. He can spend his days in prison with trump reliving the glory days of criming and forever kvetching about their shared victimhood.

SPIT

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I Would Prefer Not To  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:24:49am

When I say that sometimes I hate my country, read this before you respond..

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Charles Johnson  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:25:53am
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:28:29am

re: #23 Charles Johnson

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He’s out golfing, in the meantime Mrs. Fish and I are trying to find ways to socially-distance a birthday to my elderly mother-in-law because we still can’t be near them except on rare occasions and outdoors.

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stpaulbear  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:30:01am

re: #19 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

President Trump has said he learned lessons from President Richard M. Nixon’s fall from grace, but in using the power of his office to keep his friend and adviser Roger J. Stone Jr. out of prison he has now crossed a line that even Mr. Nixon in the depths of Watergate dared not cross,” the New York Times reports.

“For months, some of Mr. Trump’s senior White House advisers warned him that it would be politically self-destructive if not ethically inappropriate to use his clemency power to help Mr. Stone, who was convicted of lying to protect the president. But in casting aside their counsel on Friday, Mr. Trump indulged his own sense of grievance over precedent and restraint to reward an ally for his silence.

(Bringing this forward from dead thread)

Roger Stone goes home with a huge smile on his face (which was plastered all over the media for Trump to feel envious about), while Trump is still stuck with all of ‘his’ problems and will still have to worry about how Roger Stone knows almost everything about all his corruption. Will Stone stay quiet? Trump doesn’t really get a thing out of this except the risk of future blackmail or exposure if Stone gets unhappy, and Stone is probably too smart to stand near windows.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:31:28am

re: #17 Jay C

Or until they see an ad (with their remaining eye) from people like the McCloskeys from St Louis: promising billions of dollars in settlement bucks if they dial 1-800-EYE-SHOT….

Just read the article in St. Louis Post-Dispatch (linked in the previous thread) about the McCloskeys. They are garbage people. It’s like St. Louis has it’s very own Trump. Shit just seems to roll off the frightened Gilded Age couple while they make others’ lives miserable having to deal with them.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:32:32am

re: #23 Charles Johnson

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Wonder if Roger Fucking Stone is hitting the link with Needy Amin.

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makeitstop  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:32:36am

re: #25 stpaulbear

(Bringing this forward from dead thread)

Roger Stone goes home with a huge smile on his face (which was plastered all over the media for Trump to feel envious about), while Trump is still stuck with all of ‘his’ problems and will still have to worry about how Roger Stone knows almost everything about all his corruption. Will Stone stay quiet? Trump doesn’t really get a thing out of this except the risk of future blackmail or exposure if Stone gets unhappy, and Stone is probably too smart to stand near windows.

Like I said in the earlier thread, all the Stone commutation changes is where Roger Stone is sleeping tonight. Everything else is exactly as bad as it was for Trump before he did it.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:33:21am

re: #21 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Crooks know nothing but crime. Trump is a crook.

I hope they have something on Stone that he can be charged after trump is gone. He can spend his days in prison with trump reliving the glory days of criming and forever kvetching about their shared victimhood.

SPIT

Trump is clearly willing to live with the political downsides, but he’s got at least two problems here that a pardon* does not erase (in fact, it probably exacerbates them). The first, as we pointed out yesterday, is that this could expose Trump to conspiracy and/or obstruction of justice charges, depending on what is happening here, and whether or not it is ongoing. The second is that Stone no longer has Fifth Amendment rights against self incrimination. That won’t matter for the next five months, since he has presidential protection. But if Trump is defeated in November, there may be a whole bunch of people who want to chat with Stone, including members of Congress, federal judges, and possibly even state-level authorities in New York. If Stone ignores subpoenas, or if he refuses to testify, then he would be right back where he started: Go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

Maybe, if it comes to that, Stone will take the bullet for Trump, and will spend a few years as a guest of Club Fed. But given how hard he fought back against going to prison this time, that is hard to believe. In any event, once again, the President has purchased some short-term gain at the possible cost of long-term pain. (Z)

* as noted below, i think this was written assuming a pardon was coming. then the commutation came and they edited the paragraph before publishing the page but didnt get it all corrected.

i’m sure scads of people will point this out and they will have it corrected by tomorrow

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:33:44am
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🌹UOJB!  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:35:50am

CL’d from previous thread.

Unbelievable…Ignorant Karen tries to prevent a man from going into his own home then she calls the police to lie about him being a drug dealer.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:36:08am

re: #25 stpaulbear

(Bringing this forward from dead thread)

Roger Stone goes home with a huge smile on his face (which was plastered all over the media for Trump to feel envious about), while Trump is still stuck with all of ‘his’ problems and will still have to worry about how Roger Stone knows almost everything about all his corruption. Will Stone stay quiet? Trump doesn’t really get a thing out of this except the risk of future blackmail or exposure if Stone gets unhappy, and Stone is probably too smart to stand near windows.

See the last line of #29 above

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:38:05am

re: #28 makeitstop

Like I said in the earlier thread, all the Stone commutation changes is where Roger Stone is sleeping tonight. Everything else is exactly as bad as it was for Trump before he did it.

Worse I’d say
No more fifth amendment protection

Nevermind

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:39:23am
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7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:40:34am

re: #24 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

He’s out golfing, in the meantime Mrs. Fish and I are trying to find ways to socially-distance a birthday to my elderly mother-in-law because we still can’t be near them except on rare occasions and outdoors.

My family is moments away from my youngest daughter’s Zoom baby shower.

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stpaulbear  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:41:10am

re: #33 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Worse I’d say
No more fifth amendment protection

He wasn’t pardoned. His prison sentence was commuted. He’s still guilty but he’s ‘served’ his sentence, and he still has 5th amendment protection.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:41:23am

re: #34 🌹UOJB!

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Food is love //(1/2)

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:44:09am

re: #36 stpaulbear

He wasn’t pardoned. His prison sentence was commuted. He’s still guilty but he’s ‘served’ his sentence, and he still has 5th amendment protection.

Yeah I think what I read at electoral-vote.com was mis-written
They were assuming a pardon was coming and I think effed up the editing

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Hecuba's daughter  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:44:26am

re: #29 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Trump is clearly willing to live with the political downsides, but he’s got at least two problems here that a pardon does not erase (in fact, it probably exacerbates them). The first, as we pointed out yesterday, is that this could expose Trump to conspiracy and/or obstruction of justice charges, depending on what is happening here, and whether or not it is ongoing. The second is that Stone no longer has Fifth Amendment rights against self incrimination. That won’t matter for the next five months, since he has presidential protection. But if Trump is defeated in November, there may be a whole bunch of people who want to chat with Stone, including members of Congress, federal judges, and possibly even state-level authorities in New York. If Stone ignores subpoenas, or if he refuses to testify, then he would be right back where he started: Go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

Maybe, if it comes to that, Stone will take the bullet for Trump, and will spend a few years as a guest of Club Fed. But given how hard he fought back against going to prison this time, that is hard to believe. In any event, once again, the President has purchased some short-term gain at the possible cost of long-term pain. (Z)

Wasn’t his sentence commuted, rather than his being pardoned? Doesn’t that mean he can refuse to testify on 5th Amendment grounds?

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Citizen K  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:44:33am

No consequences and no accountability for the worst of us. While large swaths of the country march off into the Covid swamps believing Trump & Company’s veneer of Teflon untouchability will rub off on them toward the virus.

And those of us taking all this shit seriously can only watch with resignation, horror, and anger as our livelihoods are inextricably linked to being human sacrifice for the Orange God-King himself toward whom everything must bend or be bent.

I fucking hate everything.

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stpaulbear  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:45:31am

re: #38 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Sometimes it can be hard to keep up. No problem.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:45:49am

re: #39 Hecuba’s daughter

Wasn’t his sentence commuted, rather than his being pardoned? Doesn’t that mean he can refuse to testify on 5th Amendment grounds?

Yeah. See my 38
I’ll change devices and re-edit

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:49:04am

re: #31 🌹UOJB!

CL’d from previous thread.

Unbelievable…Ignorant Karen tries to prevent a man from going into his own home then she calls the police to lie about him being a drug dealer.

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She was so fearful that she walked right up to the dude’s front door. I’m afraid Trump’s pardons and Stone’s commutation (along with his explicit calls for violence) have only embolden the already brazen Trump supporters. Among their many delusions, they believe Trump will pardon them if they get into legal trouble.

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jeffreyw  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:49:07am

re: #25 stpaulbear

(Bringing this forward from dead thread)

Roger Stone goes home with a huge smile on his face (which was plastered all over the media for Trump to feel envious about), while Trump is still stuck with all of ‘his’ problems and will still have to worry about how Roger Stone knows almost everything about all his corruption. Will Stone stay quiet? Trump doesn’t really get a thing out of this except the risk of future blackmail or exposure if Stone gets unhappy, and Stone is probably too smart to stand near windows.

What would keep Biden from pardoning Stone and then calling him in for testimony.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:49:52am

o/t

president obama was more interested in completing a sentence than commuting one.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:50:18am

re: #40 Citizen K

No consequences and no accountability for the worst of us. While large swaths of the country march off into the Covid swamps believing Trump & Company’s veneer of Teflon untouchability will rub off on them toward the virus.

And those of us taking all this shit seriously can only watch with resignation, horror, and anger as our livelihoods are inextricably linked to being human sacrifice for the Orange God-King himself toward whom everything must bend or be bent.

I fucking hate everything.

cosign.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:50:49am
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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:51:25am

re: #44 jeffreyw

What would keep Biden from pardoning Stone and then calling him in for testimony.

I like your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:51:32am

re: #47 Charles Johnson

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Save America? That sounds great. So when are you resigning?

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I Would Prefer Not To  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:52:59am

From CNN

Herd Immunity my ass

Madrid (CNN)Spain’s large-scale study on the coronavirus indicates just 5% of its population has developed antibodies, strengthening evidence that a so-called herd immunity to Covid-19 is “unachievable,” the medical journal the Lancet reported on Monday.

The findings show that 95% of Spain’s population remains susceptible to the virus. Herd immunity is achieved when enough of a population has become infected with a virus or bacteria — or vaccinated against it — to stop its circulation.

The European Center for Disease Control told CNN that Spain’s research, on a nationwide representative sample of more than 61,000 participants, appears to be the largest study to date among a dozen serological studies on the coronavirus undertaken by European nations.

“In light of these findings, any proposed approach to achieve herd immunity through natural infection is not only highly unethical, but also unachievable,” said the Lancet’s commentary authors,

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:53:10am
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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:54:00am

re: #47 Charles Johnson

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If me thinking you’re ridiculous is owning the libs, well I guess I’m owned. 🤷‍♀️

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Charles Johnson  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:55:39am
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Dave In Austin  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:55:46am

re: #52 Teddy’s Person

If me thinking you’re ridiculous is owning the libs, well I guess I’m owned. 🤷‍♀️

There’s a Toilet Paper bit here somewhere.

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Hecuba's daughter  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:55:54am

re: #49 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Save America? That sounds great. So when are you resigning?

He’s not an incumbent. KW Miller is running as an independent in a district represented by a Republican.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 11, 2020 • 10:56:44am

re: #47 Charles Johnson

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NetworkKed  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:02:37am

Herd immunity is totally achievable. After killing off 3-10% of the total population, anyway, at which point it’s sorta moot.

Herd immunity as a functional, useful, morally sound strategy… well, when you have a vaccine, yes. Not doing it the hard way.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:02:38am
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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:02:45am

re: #53 Charles Johnson

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Not just stupid but lazy. I spent seconds on the internet and quickly found 10 Ways to Eat Beans for Breakfast. Miller could have easily posted about a legitimately tasty way to have a bean breakfast with your coffee. But no, Miller eats his beans from the can like a real American. I wonder if he washed it all down with the bean juice from the can.

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NetworkKed  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:06:01am

I won’t eat plain beans from the can, but a nice flavored refried beans, or some baked beans, sure. Two cans at breakfast sounds like a bad idea, tho.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:06:56am

re: #60 NetworkKed

I won’t eat plain beans from the can, but a nice flavored refried beans, or some baked beans, sure. Two cans at breakfast sounds like a bad idea, tho.

Two cans of beans for breakfast is a recipe for an, err, “explosive” day.

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PhillyPretzel  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:07:16am

Beans for breakfast? No. I have a bagel for breakfast.

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:08:11am
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Charles Johnson  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:08:13am

Notice the typo in KW Miller’s tweet. He started typing “a can of beans,” then changed it to “two cans of beans” but forgot to remove the “a”.

He decided it needed to be a little more stupid, I guess.

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sagehen  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:08:20am

re: #43 Teddy’s Person

She was so fearful that she walked right up to the dude’s front door. I’m afraid Trump’s pardons and Stone’s commutation (along with his explicit calls for violence) have only embolden the already brazen Trump supporters. Among their many delusions, they believe Trump will pardon them if they get into legal trouble.

Can he press charges against her for harassment?

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:08:38am

Protein shake, unflavored, unsweetened. That’s breakfast.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:09:04am

re: #64 Charles Johnson

Notice the typo in KW Miller’s tweet. He started typing “a can of beans,” then changed it to “two cans of beans” but forgot to remove the “a”.

He decided it needed to be a little more stupid, I guess.

It has to be readable by Trump supporters, so as it is, it might be a little too smart.

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sagehen  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:10:29am

re: #52 Teddy’s Person

If me thinking you’re ridiculous is owning the libs, well I guess I’m owned. 🤷‍♀️

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NetworkKed  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:12:30am

Anyone eating chickpeas are just owning themselves. I’ve never met a chickpea doing anything worthwhile.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:12:40am

re: #65 sagehen

Can he press charges against her for harassment?

I don’t know for sure. I suspect that, if the dude filed a harassment claim, the response would be duly noted and let us know when this becomes a pattern of behavior.

It would be interesting to know if the police showed up as she claimed to have made the call.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:13:15am

re: #68 sagehen

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Padma for the win!!

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:13:26am

re: #69 NetworkKed

Anyone eating chickpeas are just owning themselves. I’ve never met a chickpea doing anything worthwhile.

While I generally agree with you, samosas are a delicious Indian treat that are made with a chickpea filling, which is the only form I will consume them in.

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:16:34am

re: #58 Charles Johnson

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Charles Johnson  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:17:36am
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PhillyPretzel  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:18:26am

re: #73 🌹UOJB!

and also hold “trump” cards.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:19:44am

re: #73 🌹UOJB!

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She’s using an obscure version of the First Amendment which reads, “Board Game Companies shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:24:09am

re: #75 PhillyPretzel

and also hold “trump” cards.

I didn’t include that because I know she loves to Trump any Trick she can get her hands on…

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PhillyPretzel  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:25:15am

re: #77 🌹UOJB!

I understand.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:28:08am

Trump wants to get the old band back together.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:29:05am
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:29:49am

re: #80 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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[Spits drink.]

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PhillyPretzel  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:30:05am

re: #80 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I agree it is a good typo.

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:31:56am

re: #80 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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You got to admit that sure is truthful!

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:32:43am

...

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:35:03am
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mmmirele  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:36:15am

If there’s any justice in the world, Batman (or someone dressed up as Batman) is going to come across the tawdry Penguin that is Roger Stone, and will slug him. Because Stone deserves it.

ETA because we all need a laugh. Batman vs the Unipiper in Portland.

Youtube Video

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Jay C  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:41:07am

re: #57 NetworkKed

Herd immunity is totally achievable. After killing off 3-10% of the total population, anyway, at which point it’s sorta moot.

Herd immunity as a functional, useful, morally sound strategy… well, when you have a vaccine, yes. Not doing it the hard way.

Yeah - that’s the part the COVID-deniers/hoaxers/assholes kinda/sorta want to gloss over: that excessive mortality rate. Which isn’t really a factor in REAL “herd immunity”, which anyone who studies the matter in the least depth should realize ONLY applies where there is significant antibody/resistance already present in a sample population. Which, unfortunately, doesn’t seem to be happening with SARS-CoV-2.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:41:12am

re: #86 mmmirele

If there’s any justice in the world, Batman (or someone dressed up as Batman) is going to come across the tawdry Penguin that is Roger Stone, and will slug him. Because Stone deserves it.

If yesterday is any indication, there’s pretty respectable odds on Mr. Stone getting the ‘rona soon.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:41:54am

re: #88 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

If yesterday is any indication, there’s pretty respectable odds on Mr. Stone getting the ‘rona soon.

That would certainly be Karmic

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William Lewis  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:41:59am

re: #85 Barefoot Grin

I suppose the prior experience section can go to 88 words?

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Eventual Carrion  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:43:59am

re: #47 Charles Johnson

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These people really do have simple minds.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:46:24am
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Charles Johnson  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:47:48am
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:51:10am

re: #93 Charles Johnson

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The sudden appearance of his conscience is literally him just being better than any other Republican at reading the political winds. He’s still a piece of shit like the rest of them, he’s just smarter than the average bear.

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EPR-radar  Jul 11, 2020 • 11:53:03am

re: #93 Charles Johnson

Romney is an above-average Senate Republican. That just means he isn’t as awful as his partners in crime, but he is still a shitbag. All Republicans are.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:02:08pm

Lubbock as we speak:

Livestock roaming loose on MSF between Ave. Q & University; LPD on scene

LUBBOCK, Texas (KCBD) - Lubbock police are asking the public to avoid the scene as they work to contain some loose livestock on Marsha Sharp Freeway between Avenue Q and University.

The Lubbock County Sheriff has an emergency wrangler team that can be called out for just such emergencies. Unfortunately, many of its best wranglers are Texas Tech students who aren’t around just now.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:05:18pm

re: #96 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

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Livestock roaming loose on MSF between Ave. Q & University; LPD on scene

The Lubbock County Sheriff has an emergency wrangler team that can be called out for just such emergencies. Unfortunately, many of its best wranglers are Texas Tech students who aren’t around just now.

The blonde horses will be taken alive

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:05:51pm

re: #96 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Reminds me of one of the first news stories I saw when I moved to Minnesota, there was an honest-to-God moose who was wandering around on the freeway. Apparently, it was a young moose that had been separated from its mother and was lost. Funny how even then, I didn’t appreciate just how freaking enormous moose are.

99
makeitstop  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:12:24pm

Heh

100
Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:16:48pm

re: #99 makeitstop

Another funny response.

Seriously, between the ‘rona and people’s economic situations, did they think people would flock to Disney?

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Nojay UK  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:17:49pm

re: #98 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Volvo design their vehicles to be able to deal with a collision with a moose.

Moose Crash Test | The Invaders

Their legs are so long it puts the heavy body at the height of a typical windscreen.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:21:22pm

re: #72 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

While I generally agree with you, samosas are a delicious Indian treat that are made with a chickpea filling, which is the only form I will consume them in.

It’s not my favorite thing in the whole world, but I’m okay with falafel.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:22:25pm

re: #102 A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!

It’s not my favorite thing in the whole world, but I’m okay with falafel.

Mrs. Fish and the kids love hummus. I won’t touch that stuff with a 10-foot baguette.

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Teukka  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:22:35pm

re: #101 Nojay UK

Volvo design their vehicles to be able to deal with a collision with a moose.

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Their legs are so long it puts the heavy body at the height of a typical windscreen.

Every dozen or so years, we have local news here of people who died from the moose impact alone, i.e. not because the car went off the road or something… Only thing worse to hit would be a blue whale or elephant, I think…

105
Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:24:52pm

I like chickpeas and I can not lie.
Throw ‘em in my salad and do ‘em up on the side.

106
🌹UOJB!  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:27:05pm

re: #88 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

If yesterday is any indication, there’s pretty respectable odds on Mr. Stone getting the ‘rona soon.

OR

Putin may slip him some Polonium tea very soon…

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:27:37pm

re: #98 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Reminds me of one of the first news stories I saw when I moved to Minnesota, there was an honest-to-God moose who was wandering around on the freeway. Apparently, it was a young moose that had been separated from its mother and was lost. Funny how even then, I didn’t appreciate just how freaking enormous moose are.

On or near my first day in Anchorage, I heard a traffic report of one road that was closed because of two grizzly bears with a moose kill.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:28:20pm

A moose bit my sister once.

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:31:22pm

re: #108 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

A moose bit my sister once.

Memories of Woody Allen when he was funny…

Woody Allen - The Moose

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:31:30pm

Proofreading is a liberal plot, I guess.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:33:37pm

re: #99 makeitstop

Heh

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Looks like it might be safe to go there, after all. < snerk >

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:33:42pm

re: #109 🌹UOJB!

Memories of Woody Allen when he was funny…

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I was shooting for the subtitles from the intro credits in “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”, but hey, that works.

113
PhillyPretzel  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:33:45pm

re: #110 Teddy’s Person

Very liberal. I can just imagine what mistakes are inside the book. I can just see red lines all over the place.

114
Dread Pirate  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:33:55pm

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti…

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:35:03pm

re: #103 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Mrs. Fish and the kids love hummus. I won’t touch that stuff with a 10-foot baguette.

I said falafel, not hummus (won’t generally order a plate that has hummus on it, much less eat it).

116
Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:35:06pm

More details about Jr’s book at Axios.

Apparently, it was a labor of love.

The audio book will be read by Guilfoyle, … Trump said she helped with the book: “That’s how we came up with the idea for her to do the audio book. We would take turns reading the chapters out loud for flow. … Love in a time of COVID.”

🤢🤢🤢

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A Cranky One  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:35:21pm

re: #108 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

A moose bit my sister once.

Is her name Karen?

118
Ace Rothstein  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:35:40pm

re: #110 Teddy’s Person

“Author,” lol.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:36:10pm

re: #115 A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!

I said falafel, not hummus (won’t generally order a plate that has hummus on it, much less eat it).

I know. I didn’t have anything for falafel, other than I don’t like it.

120
Dread Pirate  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:36:33pm
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🌹UOJB!  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:36:37pm

re: #110 Teddy’s Person

Proofreading is a liberal plot, I guess.

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Just waiting for the Screw York Times to push that to #1 on their list…and publishing excerpts from it just like they endlessly pushed the libelous Clinton Cash in 2016.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:46:09pm

re: #69 NetworkKed

Anyone eating chickpeas are just owning themselves. I’ve never met a chickpea doing anything worthwhile.

socca
garbanzo flour biscuits
chickpea pasta sauce

yum

123
Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:46:47pm

Junior humping that vote-by-mail talking point.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:50:09pm

re: #109 🌹UOJB!

Memories of Woody Allen when he was funny…

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Video

on his album, not in this clip:

im driving with two jewish people on my fender:
and there’s a law in new york state
tuesdays, thursdays, and especially saturdays

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:52:01pm

Teddy is pro-chickpea. Here are some birthday cupcakes I made for him several years ago. The cupcake is made with chickpea flour (Teddy is grain-free) and beef broth. I basically modified a people cupcake recipe. The frosting is mashed potatoes.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:52:08pm

re: #123 Teddy’s Person

Junior humping that vote-by-mail talking point.

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plus
application
not ballot

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makeitstop  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:52:50pm

re: #116 Teddy’s Person

More details about Jr’s book at Axios.

Apparently, it was a labor of love.

🤢🤢🤢

Does anybody think Guilfoyle is going to hang around that greazy mook for more than 10 seconds after Trump loses and Parscale stops paying her?

128
Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:54:11pm

re: #127 makeitstop

Does anybody think Guilfoyle is going to hang around that greazy mook for more than 10 seconds after Trump loses and Parscale stops paying her?

Plus, subpoenas tend to sour a relationship.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:56:18pm

mrs dm loves garbanzo flour biscuits
(i put dried peas in an electric coffee grinder)

Ingredients

1 c garbanzo flour
½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp salt
4 tbsp butter
½ c grated cheddar, gruyere, etc. gruyere is best!
½ c sour cream or buttermilk

So easy:
Heat oven to 425
Mix flour, baking powder, and salt in a bowl.
Cut in 4 tbsp butter
Add cheese and sour cream or buttermilk and mix well.
Spoon drop, make balls, ¼ c scoop, whatever you like onto sprayed rimmed baking sheet.
Makes about 9 biscuits.
Bake about 15 minutes until they start to turn brown

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makeitstop  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:57:02pm

RVAT wins the race to produce the first Roger Stane spot.

(I was going to correct that typo, but it works, too.)

131
stpaulbear  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:58:26pm

re: #88 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

If yesterday is any indication, there’s pretty respectable odds on Mr. Stone getting the ‘rona soon.

Because of his no-cautions release party in Florida?

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 12:58:45pm

i’m quelle surprising all over here

“Federal materials for reopening schools, shared the same week President Trump demanded weaker guidelines to do so, said fully reopening schools and universities remained the ‘highest risk’ for the spread of the coronavirus,” the New York Times reports.

133
plansbandc  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:00:07pm

re: #114 Dread Pirate

Dude has eaten canned moose.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:00:13pm

usa today

Jill Lawrence: “The longer the Trump presidency wears on, the more it reminds me of the joke about the man caught in a flood, turning down rides from a rowboat, a motorboat and a helicopter because he was waiting for God to save him. When he drowned, went to heaven and asked God why he’d let that happen, God replied: ‘I sent two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?’”

“We have been handed enough evidence of corruption, incompetence, wrongdoing and amorality for dozens of lawsuits and impeachment articles and 25th Amendment triggers. What more did we expect?”

“It’s not God asking that in today’s version of the joke. It’s a bunch of very crestfallen Founding Fathers.”

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:01:26pm

re: #130 makeitstop

RVAT wins the race to produce the first Roger Stane spot.

(I was going to correct that typo, but it works, too.)

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probably had this written a week or more ago

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:01:51pm

re: #131 stpaulbear

Because of his no-cautions release party in Florida?

You got it.

Light thunderstorm just cropped up in my area. It came from a rather unusual direction (southwest).

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:01:55pm

re: #133 plansbandc

Dude has eaten canned moose.

the same day it was fired?

138
The Ghost of a Flea  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:01:55pm

re: #69 NetworkKed

BLASPHEME

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:03:00pm

re: #137 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

the same day it was fired?

*WHACK!*

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The Ghost of a Flea  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:03:30pm

I keep seeing social media white people talking about eating Goya beans to own the libs, and all I can think is that there’s a 99.5% chance that no seasoning was involved.

141
Sherlock Hound  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:03:40pm

re: #85 Barefoot Grin

“Explain why you want the position, in no more than 88 words.”

142
plansbandc  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:03:59pm

re: #137 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Must have been, because it was really bitter.

143
LadyBehir  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:05:03pm

re: #24 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

That fat bastard (no offense to Mike Myers) is golfing while my kids are trying to figure out how to get here from hot spot states to see their dying grandmother. I hope he rots in hell.

144
Sherlock Hound  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:05:22pm

re: #93 Charles Johnson

“47 percent” “Makers and takers”

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Eventual Carrion  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:07:27pm

re: #99 makeitstop

Heh

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And you’ll still have to wait an hour in line for a ride.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:07:54pm

re: #129 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Thanks for the recipe. I’ve filed it way for later. Sounds yummy.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:08:32pm

re: #144 Sherlock Hound

“47 percent” “Makers and takers”

Romney’s use of Benghazi isn’t just precedent for Trump, but a deceit incorporated into the revanchist canon Trump regularly uses.

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Eventual Carrion  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:09:03pm

re: #104 Teukka

Every dozen or so years, we have local news here of people who died from the moose impact alone, i.e. not because the car went off the road or something… Only thing worse to hit would be a blue whale or elephant, I think…

Cows don’t move too much when you hit them.

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stpaulbear  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:09:34pm

re: #136 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

You got it.

Light thunderstorm just cropped up in my area. It came from a rather unusual direction (southwest).

It’ll be here soon according to Weather Underground. I still haven’t mowed my lawn…

150
Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:10:45pm

re: #137 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

the same day it was fired?

It took me way too long to get the joke.

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stpaulbear  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:11:43pm

re: #140 The Ghost of a Flea

I keep seeing social media white people talking about eating Goya beans to own the libs, and all I can think is that there’s a 99.5% chance that no seasoning was involved.

Salt. Lots of salt.

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stpaulbear  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:14:19pm

re: #143 LadyBehir

That fat bastard (no offense to Mike Myers) is golfing while my kids are trying to figure out how to get here from hot spot states to see their dying grandmother. I hope he rots in hell.

The niece’s book says Trump went to a movie while his brother Fred was dying in the hospital. He’s been destined to hell for a long time.

153
🌹UOJB!  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:21:30pm

Another hour another Karen who goes on a rampage in a Sketchers store.

It’s a shame somebody didn’t have a tranquilizer gun handy…

154
PhillyPretzel  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:24:42pm

re: #153 🌹UOJB!

Size 7 extra wide? Hmm. Instead of Karen how about “Big Foot?”

155
stpaulbear  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:26:47pm

re: #153 🌹UOJB!

Another hour another Karen who goes on a rampage in a Sketchers store.

It’s a shame somebody didn’t have a tranquilizer gun handy…

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I bet they followed her far enough to got her license number.

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:27:19pm

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:28:08pm

re: #156 🌹UOJB!

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Is the Trump tat real or photoshop?

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:29:05pm

Cloud cover (mid level drawn in from ocean) is keeping our temps here relatively cool, only 91F so far, but inland is getting hot:

wrh.noaa.gov

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:34:31pm

re: #21 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Crooks know nothing but crime. Trump is a crook.

I hope they have something on Stone that he can be charged after trump is gone. He can spend his days in prison with trump reliving the glory days of criming and forever kvetching about their shared victimhood.

SPIT

Narrator’s Voice: They do and he will

160
Broad With Sass  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:36:26pm

re: #148 Eventual Carrion

Cows don’t moooove too much when you hit them.

FTFY

161
nines09  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:36:52pm

re: #3 LadyBehir

GOTV, hi Cooper and all the other fluffy lizards, and FT.

Hello all. Hope all is well and stays that way for all.
This guy…..

Saturday Cooper
162
A Mom Anon  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:39:13pm

re: #100 Teddy’s Person

Yeah that’s not gonna pay for all the employees to be at work. Wonder how long they’ll continue this idiotic crap.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:41:03pm

re: #161 nines09

Hello all. Hope all is well and stays that way for all.
This guy…..

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Cooper is the best and deserves all the scritches. 💜

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plansbandc  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:41:54pm

re: #161 nines09

So FLOOFY

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:43:22pm

re: #162 A Mom Anon

Yeah that’s not gonna pay for all the employees to be at work. Wonder how long they’ll continue this idiotic crap.

My guess is a couple of days of operating in the red.

166
plansbandc  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:43:26pm

Posted in my 80’s video group. :D

167
Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:43:40pm

re: #142 plansbandc

Must have been, because it was really bitter.

+1

168
A Mom Anon  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:44:11pm

Here is a pic of Cleo and my hubby having a swim a little bit ago…

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:46:44pm

re: #23 Charles Johnson

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this could be a new metric
instead of X people died of the virus, which is equivalent to a stadium or a town
how about

yesterday, trump did _______ (golf, tweet, whatever stupid thing he did), while X people died

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:46:50pm

re: #168 A Mom Anon

Here are some pics of Cleo and my hubby having a swim a little bit ago…

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Did Cleo get up on the floating thingie?

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:47:32pm

re: #146 Teddy’s Person

Thanks for the recipe. I’ve filed it way for later. Sounds yummy.

for you or teddy?

172
plansbandc  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:48:58pm

By the way, that’s Robert Smith of The Cure.

Our rock stars are becoming aunties. <3

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:50:07pm

re: #153 🌹UOJB!

Another hour another Karen who goes on a rampage in a Sketchers store.

It’s a shame somebody didn’t have a tranquilizer gun handy…

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im guessing these people have no intention of actually buying anything

but if they paid with c/c close the store and send them the cleaning bill

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Charles Johnson  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:50:56pm

re: #161 nines09

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:51:24pm

re: #161 nines09

Hello all. Hope all is well and stays that way for all.
This guy…..

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he knows he’s all that, doesnt he?

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:51:50pm

re: #171 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

for you or teddy?

Both. I always share anything grain-free. If I’m eating something Teddy can’t have, he gets carrots. Yesterday, we munched on some watermelon. Teddy found it quite tasty.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:53:32pm

re: #168 A Mom Anon

Here is a pic of Cleo and my hubby having a swim a little bit ago…

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last thread you said cleo had to learn to do laps
doesn that come naturally to them?

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:56:38pm
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A Mom Anon  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:57:11pm

re: #170 Teddy’s Person

Yes, she actually jumped off the stairs and swam to it, hubby helped her get on. She wore herself out, lol.

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nines09  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:57:36pm

re: #174 Charles Johnson

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A Mom Anon  Jul 11, 2020 • 1:58:30pm

re: #177 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Nope, lol. She has to be near one of us at all times. I think once my son gets in there with her she’ll figure it out.

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Shropshire Slasher  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:05:06pm

re: #105 Teddy’s Person

I like chickpeas and I can not lie.
Throw ‘em in my salad and do ‘em up on the side.

Delicious in three bean salad.

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Shropshire Slasher  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:06:08pm

re: #166 plansbandc

Robert Smith really let himself go!

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makeitstop  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:06:20pm

I’m torn between ‘Womp, womp’ and ‘Thoughts and prayers.’

185
Jay C  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:10:41pm

re: #140 The Ghost of a Flea

I keep seeing social media white people talking about eating Goya beans to own the libs, and all I can think is that there’s a 99.5% chance that no seasoning was involved.

Well, there is one positive aspect to the righties’ newfound affection for Goya products: since it’s likely that few/any of them have the least fucking notion of Latin-American food sensibilities, their “own the libs” Goya buys are probably going to end up at the same food banks said libs are using to dump their supplies of Goya beans, etc. So the food-needy may end up benefiting after all.

And apropos of previous discussions here, didn’t Goya announce that THEY were donating a million cans of garbanzos?
(IOW, their obviously least-selling bean??)

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BeachDem  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:11:47pm

re: #184 makeitstop

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I’m torn between ‘Womp, womp’ and ‘Thoughts and prayers.’

I think this is an almost perfect response.

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stpaulbear  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:12:08pm

re: #161 nines09

Hello all. Hope all is well and stays that way for all.
This guy…..

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Is that Cooper’s Linkedin shot? He looks very professional.

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Ace-o-aces  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:12:59pm
189
A Mom Anon  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:13:39pm

re: #185 Jay C

It also could be they are full of shit and never even touched a damned can of Goya anything. They aren’t exactly known for being honest.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:16:14pm

re: #185 Jay C

Right now my brain is pudding and all I can think is that most of these folks looks like they would shoot you if you showed them what cumin was.

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Belafon  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:17:46pm

re: #188 Ace-o-aces

The gun people didn’t know the gate was messed up at the time they were pointing guns at protesters.

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Jay C  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:19:24pm

re: #190 The Ghost of a Flea

Right now my brain is pudding and all I can think is that most of these folks looks like they would shoot you if you showed them what cumin was.

Or the sort of folks who see the word “adobo”, and can only think “houses made of mud”…

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The Ghost of a Flea  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:19:59pm

re: #190 The Ghost of a Flea

A few of them might have one moldering container, dust-aroma-ed can of “chili powder” at the back of the cabinet that they inherited from their mother.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:21:04pm

re: #76 Teddy’s Person

She’s using an obscure version of the First Amendment which reads, “Board Game Companies shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

racial/ethic slurs and slurs against LGBTQ is the list.
that it.
that’s what has her all bent out of shape and outraged.
cnn.com

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:23:47pm

re: #181 A Mom Anon

Nope, lol. She has to be near one of us at all times. I think once my son gets in there with her she’ll figure it out.

lapping

196
William Lewis  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:25:00pm

Sigh

Just had a guest check in. Won’t be a 2nd wave. Can’t trust government but media is worse. Argh!

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Belafon  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:25:37pm

re: #196 William Lewis

Sigh

Just had a guest check in. Won’t be a 2nd wave. Can’t trust government but media is worse. Argh!

You have to end the first wave for their to be a second.

198
The Ghost of a Flea  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:26:22pm

how does Ted Cruz live with disappointing the ninja turtle he was named for day after day I just don’t know

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:26:28pm

re: #189 A Mom Anon

It also could be they are full of shit and never even touched a damned can of Goya anything. They aren’t exactly known for being honest.

they are not all of a sudden eating beans.
beans are “peasant” food

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:26:57pm

re: #194 Backwoods_Sleuth

racial/ethic slurs and slurs against LGBTQ is the list.
that it.
that’s what has her all bent out of shape and outraged.
cnn.com

I didn’t look but figured that’s what was on the list. If she wants to play a game of racist Scrabble no one’s stopping her, but what ever company makes Scrabble no longer wants to be complicit.

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A Mom Anon  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:28:49pm

re: #195 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

My kid goes out and swims laps every day, O think Cleo will follow him. Hubby has a torn shoulder ligament and can’t do laps at the moment. I can swim, barely,she about took me down with her earlier. We’ll get there. First step was getting her over being afraid.

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William Lewis  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:30:45pm

re: #197 Belafon

You have to end the first wave for their to be a second.

I just remember that it was the third wave that messed up the rural communities in the 1919 pandemic. Living in a rural area makes me remember that…

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Teddy's Person  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:30:54pm

re: #201 A Mom Anon

My kid goes out and swims laps every day, O think Cleo will follow him. Hubby has a torn shoulder ligament and can’t do laps at the moment. I can swim, barely,she about took me down with her earlier. We’ll get there. First step was getting her over being afraid.

Oh, how fun. Cleo and kid doing laps.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 11, 2020 • 2:52:41pm

re: #125 Teddy’s Person

Teddy is pro-chickpea. Here are some birthday cupcakes I made for him several years ago. The cupcake is made with chickpea flour (Teddy is grain-free) and beef broth. I basically modified a people cupcake recipe. The frosting is mashed potatoes.

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Glory the goofy coonhound is also on a grain-free diet because of chronic yeast infections.
She will love those cupcakes

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 11, 2020 • 3:29:49pm

re: #36 stpaulbear

He’s still guilty but he’s ‘served’ his sentence, and he still has 5th amendment protection.

But depending on what state he’s domiciled in, he may find that felony conviction somewhat limiting as to what he can and can’t do.


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