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I Would Prefer Not To  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:09:37pm

I think I forgot to post this. It’s my zoom comedy show from last week. I’m at 35 1/2 minutes. I love feedback, but please don’t tell me I move around too much. I’m working on it (if I was on stage you wouldn’t notice or care, but in a zoom box it looks like I’m trying to escape or something).

Pop Up Comedy Show

FT

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:11:22pm

We have a new contender for dumbest covid meme. An RW friend of mine shared this earlier today:

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:12:14pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

We have a new contender for dumbest covid meme. An RW friend of mine shared this earlier today:

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“Enjoy life” - Yeah, all six weeks you’ll have left of it.

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Belafon  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:12:47pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

We have a new contender for dumbest covid meme. An RW friend of mine shared this earlier today:

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Post the story about the Ohio veteran and say “You mean like this guy?”

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:13:31pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

We have a new contender for dumbest covid meme. An RW friend of mine shared this earlier today:

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I have a somewhat left-of-center friend in WI who is a teacher with diabetes. He posted something that, summarized, comes out like this: “I support freedom and responsibility. The problem is, right-wingers are blindly supporting the former without talking about the latter. If I drink too much and drive, my freedom to drive is revoked. Your freedom to be in public should be contingent on wearing a mask, and if you aren’t responsible enough to do that, that freedom should be revoked.”

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:17:27pm

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Charles Johnson  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:18:02pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:19:07pm

re: #3 Eclectic Cyborg

“Enjoy life” - Yeah, all six weeks you’ll have left of it.

Something like the meme about antivaxxers’ children.

What do you call an antivaxxer parent’s seven-year-old?

Middle aged.

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:19:09pm

The mainstream media establishment has made the calculation that its business model can survive pandemic deaths.

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Belafon  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:21:12pm

Warren endorsed Hegar in my emails:

Warren Democrats
Something’s happening in Texas, Lonnie.

The latest polls there have Joe Biden and Donald Trump just a few points apart. In one from a few weeks ago, Joe Biden is actually ahead. In Texas.

And you know whose approval ratings are dropping? John Cornyn — the GOP Texas senator up for re-election this November.

MJ Hegar is running against him, and I’m proud to support her. She’s got a real chance to win in November and help Democrats take the Senate. But first, she needs to win her primary this Tuesday, and she needs support from this grassroots team.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:23:40pm

re: #7 Charles Johnson

Because that’s what nets them viewers and ad dollars, apparently.

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:24:02pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:24:53pm

Map update shows 99% in Austin, 96% in Houston.

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stpaulbear  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:25:02pm

When the CNN clip got to the point of “I hope Kayleigh will learn her lesson and change”, I just started wincing.

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:25:32pm

re: #14 stpaulbear

Pivot!

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Teddy's Person  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:27:27pm

re: #1 I Would Prefer Not To

I think I forgot to post this. It’s my zoom comedy show from last week. I’m at 35 1/2 minutes. I love feedback, but please don’t tell me I move around too much. I’m working on it (if I was on stage you wouldn’t notice or care, but in a zoom box it looks like I’m trying to escape or something).

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Video

FT

👏👏👏👏 Nice set. I don’t think you look like you were going to escape. Honestly, if you hadn’t mentioned it, I probably won’t have given a second thought to your movement.

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stpaulbear  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:28:56pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

We have a new contender for dumbest covid meme. An RW friend of mine shared this earlier today:

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At least whoever wrote that didn’t stack the smart side up with a bunch of stupid strawmen. Everything on the smart side is stuff that I am more than happy to do.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:31:28pm

re: #7 Charles Johnson

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Because recognizing reality also includes recognizing that they’ve been enabling this shit for years.

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Dread Pirate  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:31:59pm
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Ming5000  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:33:26pm

re: #1 I Would Prefer Not To

Thoroughly enjoyed. I liked the pacing. You are so likable. Great future!
Sorry it is the end of the world as we know it.

ps. I think a lot of people will be mulling over pumpkin spice douche less critically than you. Let’s game it out!

[I am so blown away by what you do with your comedy]

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:33:27pm

My wife is currently watching a live-stream on YouTube with Nervardia (a religion counter-apologist) with Scientist Mel (a conservatism and medical quackery counter-apologist), discussing Covid-19.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:34:58pm

re: #12 jaunte

To compare, the default group size is 100, and in my county - the most prevalent site of infection in the wild north country, whose seat is the City of Minneapolis itself - the risk is only 78%. In other words, my church’s reopening (where we are restricted to a capacity of 120 by the governor’s order) is less risky than any gathering of 50 in the named cities in that tweet.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:35:17pm

so florida set a record
15k cases in one day
record for Florida
record for any state since this started

for context, Florida has 40% of the population of South Korea. Its new covid cases from today are 2,000 more than SK has had in total.

Emphasis needed, because that’s batshit. This is the difference between good leadership and bad leadership, and DeSantis should be removed from his office for dereliction of duty. He is a goddamn disgrace

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I Would Prefer Not To  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:36:27pm

re: #20 Ming5000

Thoroughly enjoyed. I liked the pacing. You are so likable. Great future!
Sorry it is the end of the world as we know it.

ps. I think a lot of people will be mulling over pumpkin spice douche less critically than you. Let’s game it out!

[I am so blown away by what you do with your comedy]

thanks. I will have another show on Thursday. Will post info latter in the week.
Thanks once again.

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makeitstop  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:39:41pm

This is kinda odd…

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:39:57pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:40:44pm

The temps are finally coming down… the skies are clear… but the air has a tinge of a burning smell… not like grass (e.g. wildfires), but like what happens when you’re soldering.

I wonder if this is coming from the Naval base and the ship that burnt?

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:42:16pm

re: #25 makeitstop

This is kinda odd…

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he shows up to jail or he don’t

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lawhawk  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:43:23pm

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. It’s great Trump only took 6 months to mask up. The GOP believes Trump more than Fauci, even as Fauci is more respected by anyone who isn’t a GOPer. The GOP is a cult of personality, and the Trumpists death toll keeps climbing. Cases are soaring daily, and the GOPers are acting like it’s no big deal and that we should reopen faster, including schools. This is madness.

These fuckers think it’s just like 300 and Sparta. They think they can arm up and man up against a virus that doesn’t give a shit about your politics. If you’re not social distanced and masked, you increase the chances you get it. And when you get it, you can spread it to everyone around you, even if you’re not showing symptoms. That means masking is essential to slowing the spread.

Trump finally got around to masking up in public once in 3 months. That’s nothing to cheer about. It’s pathetic. The media needs to remind everyone that this is just the 2d time in 6 months that he’s masked up in public. That’s atrocious and shows just how badly he and the GOP have failed. You’ve got the worst outbreaks in the nation ongoing in AZ, TX, and FL - and spilling over into CA too.

The disease knows no state boundaries, so it’s a matter of time before it wraps back to NY metro. And without a national policy on mandatory masking and social distancing, we’re going to be right back in the thick of it.

All these failures are on Trump. All the deaths. All the economic failure. All of it.

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Sherlock Hound  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:44:14pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

“I’ll do you! Hope your insurance is good and your hospital isn’t in lockdown!”
//

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Teddy's Person  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:48:24pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:49:01pm

It was hot in the desert today:

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:51:23pm

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:52:24pm

re: #12 jaunte

Too Many Users

Sorry, but this application has exceeded its quota of concurrent users. Please try again later.

There seems to be a lot of interest in that Website.

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lawhawk  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:52:58pm

Anyone who thinks that it’s safe to go to Disney or to have the RNC in Florida is deluding themselves and endangering themselves and everyone around them.

Florida has made all the wrong decisions, and refused to learn any of the lessons from any other state that managed to bend the curve. In fact, they refused to act at all. That’s the problem - no masking, no social distancing, and no lockdowns, which means that covid19 is spreading like wildfire, and the positive test results as a percentage of tests shows just how badly DeSantis botched things. This isn’t going to be contained by the RNC.

Fuck the GOP. Let them attend - and then have to quarantine for 2 weeks after to protect everyone else.

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:54:46pm

re: #7 Charles Johnson

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It’s because the Corporate Controlled Conservative Press sold their collective souls to the Republican Party since 1980.

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:55:24pm
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lawhawk  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:55:40pm

Meanwhile, there was an explosion and fire aboard the USS Bonhomme Richard while it was at port in San Diego. At least 21 injured with significant damage to the amphibious assault ship. The ship was undergoing rehabilitation work at the time, so it had only about 100 crew on board.

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:56:18pm
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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:56:52pm
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Teddy's Person  Jul 12, 2020 • 6:58:20pm

re: #40 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

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As heard on Twitter, sports is a reward for a functioning society.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:00:33pm

LOL trolling antivaxxers at Reddit.

reddit.com

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Belafon  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:05:09pm

re: #31 Teddy’s Person

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I am allergic to cars, which I didn’t figure out until I left home and got away from them (I just thought i had really bad allergies). But one of the cutest things is when the kitten gets on it’s back, and you reach in and all the legs grab at once.

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A Three Hour Tour  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:05:46pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

We have a new contender for dumbest covid meme. An RW friend of mine shared this earlier today:

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And when your RW friend catches COVID, the sensible people won’t try to visit him in the hospital (because they can’t) and if he dies, they won’t attend his funeral.

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:06:34pm

Sigh.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:06:58pm
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Patricia Kayden  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:08:19pm

re: #46 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

And hopefully this will backfire since Mueller has zero reasons to not defend his report which doesn’t put Trump in a good light.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:09:53pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

We have a new contender for dumbest covid meme. An RW friend of mine shared this earlier today:

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Can a conservative really be a friend? They are pro-death.

If they were only killing themselves that might be one thing. They are actively trying to kill others. Is your right-wing friend evil or stupid?

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:10:50pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

We have a new contender for dumbest covid meme. An RW friend of mine shared this earlier today:

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I’ll be able to do me years longer than youll be able to do you

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:12:31pm

re: #47 Patricia Kayden

And hopefully this will backfire since Mueller has zero reasons to not defend his report which doesn’t put Trump in a good light.

hes had all this time to watch them trash him and his work and twist the report conclusions into unrecognizability

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:13:39pm

re: #46 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Lindsey Graham needs performative outrage in his senate committee for adverts against Jamie Harrison. He has no intent to get to the bottom of anything, because conservatives care about power, not truth.

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:15:14pm

re: #45 Patricia Kayden

Sigh.

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I’m not surprised at all…

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:16:25pm

re: #52 🌹UOJB!

I had no idea. I’m not a fan but this is beyond the pale. He should be fired from The Voice.

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:17:17pm

re: #51 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Lindsey Graham needs performative outrage in his senate committee for adverts against Jamie Harrison. He has no intent to get to the bottom of anything, because conservatives care about power, not truth.

That’s precisely what will happen. Lady G will blast Mueller for not investigating the Clinton Foundation, Hillary, Bill, Obama, Joe and Hunter.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:22:13pm

Those oh-so-macho REPUBLICANS, who have called CVD a “hoax”, mocked masks, opened too early, forced meat packers back to work, and who are NOW demanding children be sent to school… else lose federal funding…

… had BETTER FUCKING SHOW UP TO THEIR OWN CONVENTION IN JACKSONVILLE

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:23:41pm

re: #45 Patricia Kayden

Sigh.

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Michael Twitty (who is Jewish, Black, Gay and Plus-Size—a Grand Slam) should kick his ass, but Michael has a long list of asses and only two feet.

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:23:44pm
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jaunte  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:25:18pm

I’ve switched from thinking it’s delusional to thinking it’s malicious.

“All the plans of National Socialism, all its dreams and goals, were too great and too noble for this people. The German people are just too cowardly to realize these goals. In the East, they are running away. In the West, they set up hindrances for their own soldiers and welcome the enemy with white flags. The German people deserve the destiny that now awaits them.”

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danarchy  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:26:40pm

re: #43 Belafon

I am allergic to cars, which I didn’t figure out until I left home and got away from them (I just thought i had really bad allergies). But one of the cutest things is when the kitten gets on it’s back, and you reach in and all the legs grab at once.

That must make it very hard to get around, especially in Texas

//

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:26:46pm

re: #57 Patricia Kayden

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Overreacted? OVERREACTED?! People are DYING, Senator. There are more people infected per day in red states than have been infected in ENTIRE COUNTRIES since the pandemic started. Fuck you, fuck your tangerine wankmaggot ringleader, and may all of you be arrested and tried for mass murder, genocide, hate crimes and crimes against humanity for the destruction you have INTENTIONALLY wrought on this country in the name of maintaining political power.

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:28:27pm

re: #57 Patricia Kayden

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Ron Johnson is your typical Kochsucking Republican who wants people to die for the Koch Brothers.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:29:23pm

re: #54 🌹UOJB!

That’s precisely what will happen. Lady G will blast Mueller for not investigating the Clinton Foundation, Hillary, Bill, Obama, Joe and Hunter.

and mueller will say for what
and lindsey will say xyz
and muller says show me the evidence
and lindsey says investigate and find it!!
and mueller says cmon you know it doesn’t work like that. wheres the evidence supporting your reasonable suspicion to start the investigation?

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:30:28pm

Trump has an ad making fun of Joe Biden’s stutter because of course he does.
Click at your own risk.

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:30:59pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:31:34pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:33:28pm

re: #47 Patricia Kayden

And hopefully this will backfire since Mueller has zero reasons to not defend his report which doesn’t put Trump in a good light.

It’s never going to happen. Lindsay is all talk and no action.

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:42:19pm

re: #63 The Pie Overlord!

This will only remind people of Trump’s insensitive mockery of that disabled journalist. Disgusting.

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stpaulbear  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:42:54pm

re: #63 The Pie Overlord!

Trump has an ad making fun of Joe Biden’s stutter because of course he does.
Click at your own risk.

If there is a debate between Trump and Biden, the only plan that Trump is going to have is to interrupt Biden enough to get him to stutter. He will have NO OTHER GOAL in a debate.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:45:44pm

re what they’re doing to fauci:

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:47:06pm
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BigPapa  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:48:38pm

Shits all fucked up and shit so here’s a bear practicing nunchuks

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:49:52pm
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Dr Lizardo  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:50:53pm

re: #58 jaunte

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I’ve switched from thinking it’s delusional to thinking it’s malicious.

Can’t quite tell if that’s an actual quote from Joseph Goebbels or not. But it sure as hell sounds like something that Goebbels would’ve said as the Third Reich fell apart.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:51:21pm

The Deaths Trump Wants You to See and the Deaths He Wants You to Ignore (Mother Jones)

The article details the four federal executions scheduled this month. Trump wants that spectacle because it makes him look tough on crime.

Even Indiana Governor Holcomb (R) wants this delayed because of the number of people from all over the country required to attend.

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:54:05pm

re: #74 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Tough on crime? After he pardoned Stone, that’s pretty darn laughable.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:54:53pm
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Interesting Times  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:57:48pm

re: #76 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

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DeSantis has Cheeto Benito’s sitting-on-toilet-seat-with-vagina-hands pose down pat, so it’s only logical he’d mimic the coronavirus malicious incompetence as well.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:58:32pm

I predict Trump will fire Fauci by the end of the week.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 12, 2020 • 7:59:22pm

re: #71 BigPapa

Shits all fucked up and shit so here’s a bear practicing nunchuks

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Wait, so Kung Fu Panda was actually a documentary??

/

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Mike Lamb  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:00:51pm

re: #76 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

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Jesus, Desantis does the same vagina hands that Trump does. His sycophancy knows no limits.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:03:06pm

No Tweets tonight from Mango Mussolini.

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:03:36pm
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retired cynic  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:04:42pm

re: #78 Eclectic Cyborg

I predict Trump will fire Fauci by the end of the week.

Can he?

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sagehen  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:10:08pm

re: #11 Eclectic Cyborg

Because that’s what nets them viewers and ad dollars, apparently.

They don’t even care much about viewers and ad dollars.

The “mainstream media” is half a dozen companies, each of which is a minor subsidiary of a larger firm that makes its money from cable monopolies, superhero movies, license fees from 20-70 year old content, 3rd and 4th and 5th mortgages on their real estate, tax cuts for the C-suite, bailout funds and other federal subsidies, etc.

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Rightwingconspirator  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:11:27pm

re: #82 jaunte

1000+

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Belafon  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:11:54pm

re: #59 danarchy

That must make it very hard to get around, especially in Texas

//

That why I only like short trips, so that I can hold my breath, though having to wear masks now is helpful.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:11:59pm

By law, one cannot commute a sentence unless you are actually serving a sentence and are not appealing that sentence.

Roger Stone has not served a day and is appealing.

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teleskiguy  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:16:38pm

How about some music?

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plansbandc  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:16:59pm

Eating McDonald’s fries because why the fuck not? Also got a delicious sugary coke.

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine?

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gwangung  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:20:19pm

re: #83 retired cynic

Can he?

Not from his NIH job. But he can dismiss him from the coronavirus task force.

He can try to play games with NIH…but that’d be worse than his dismissal. (So, of course, I expect that).

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Belafon  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:22:17pm

re: #87 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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By law, one cannot commute a sentence unless you are actually serving a sentence and are not appealing that sentence.

Roger Stone has not served a day and is appealing.

This makes me think that Trump is trying to get a judge to dismiss everything since Trump will probably actually file one when Sotne goes to jail. Like how that federal judge just gave up on ICE.

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Belafon  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:22:33pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:27:45pm

Omaha vs. Wichita. Buffett vs. Koch. Which will win the race for growth? (Omaha World-Herald)

The difference in two equally-sized cities: One run on a libertarian’s economic ideas, and one run on a liberal’s idea. The Kochs destroyed Wichita’s economy (along with all of Kansas) while Buffett inspired other wealthy people in Omaha to also invest in its future.

It turns out a lot of younger professionals don’t want to live in a libertarian paradise.

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stpaulbear  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:28:49pm

re: #88 teleskiguy

How about some music?

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How about rings around the world?

Super Furry Animals - (Drawing) Rings Around the World (Video (DPD))

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stpaulbear  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:43:36pm

And it’s Super Furry Animals for the thread kill!

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Dread Pirate  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:44:37pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:46:19pm

Facebook is promoting a vaccine debate between RFK and Alan Dershowitz moderated by Patrick Bet-David (an “entrepreneur” who tells other people how they can become entrepreneurs by grifting lots of money in seminars).

That will happen July 23 on his YouTube channel “Valuetianment” if you don’t have anything better to do like dig worms to go fishing.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:48:23pm

Where are all the Trumpsters who were going after Gov. Cuomo for failing the state of NY because of the infections and deaths, now that FL is the nations worst hotspot? Oh yeah. DeSantis is one of them, so SQUIRREL.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:49:19pm

re: #78 Eclectic Cyborg

I predict Trump will fire Fauci by the end of the week.

He can’t. Firing a Title 42 employee is not something he can just do, and we already know this administration botches every administrative process they try to follow.

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:53:07pm

[Can’t find this tweet right now: twitter.com ]

Ted Cruz for the Pro-Death Party

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:53:27pm
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Belafon  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:53:52pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:54:35pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:56:06pm

Okay so it’s tough to get through to the Georgia Tech site which lists by county your percentage chance of being with at least one person with Covid-19 but I did.

Panhandle Public Health District here says there is decreasing moderate risk.

Georgia Tech lists Morrill County at >99% in a group of 100 people (the highest county in PPHD).

In a group of 10 people, they give odds of 46%.

Time to reopen the schools. /s

covid19risk.biosci.gatech.edu

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2020 • 8:57:11pm

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Yusuf / Cat Stevens - Father and Son From Tea for the Tillerman Remake SUBSCRIBE yusufcatstevens.lnk.to and ENABLE 🔔 The official video for ‘Father & Son’ by Yusuf / Cat Stevens. Directed by director Chris Hopewell, Jacknife Films and Black Dog Film. Order Tea For The Tillerman 2 here: catstevens.lnk.to Listen to Father ...
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Half-Staff Notice: Death of Associate Justice Ruth Bader-Ginsberg In accordance with the US Flag Code, 4 U.S. Code § 7. Position and manner of display (m), the Flag of the United States and all subordinate government agencies shall be placed at half-staff from the day of death until ...
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#Thegreatpoolpondconversion - 200913In all our spare time, we've been working on a small side project since probably last August.We pulled out the scalloped border, sifted out all the rocks, installed the wood border and put in some sod.Saturday we put the vase ...
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Better Know a Ballot: Stephen Colbert’s State-by-State Guide to Voting in the 2020 Election Do you want to vote in the 2020 election? Confused about how to register or vote by mail? That makes sense because the rules all vary from state to state, which is why we created . #Colbert #Election2020 #BetterKnowABallot ...
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Deep Sea Diver - Impossible Weight Featuring Sharon Van Etten (Official Video) “Impossible Weight” off Deep Sea Diver’s new album “Impossible Weight” out October 16th. Pre-order /pre-save Impossible Weight here smarturl.it Distributed by ATO Records ~~~~~~~~~ Directors: Jessica Dobson, Peter Mansen, Tyler KalbergArt direction: Jessica Dobson, Tyler KalbergDirector of photography: Tyler ...
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Alicia Keys - Wasted Energy (Visualizer) Ft. Diamond PlatinumzAlicia Keys - ALICIA: smarturl.it Follow Alicia Keys:Instagram: instagram.comFacebook: facebook.comTwitter: @aliciakeysWebsite: aliciakeys.com #AliciaKeys #ALICIA #NewRnB
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Bobby Watson & Horizon — Post Motown Bop Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group The Punjab Of Java Po' · Bobby Watson & Horizon · Victor Lewis Post-Motown Bop ℗ A Blue Note Records Release; ℗ 1991 Capitol Records, LLC Released on: 1991-01-01 Producer, Co- Producer, ...
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Nick Mason’s Saucerful of Secrets - One of These Days (Live at the Roundhouse) Nick Mason’s Saucerful Of Secrets Live At The Roundhouse available now at smarturl.it Watch the trailer for the blu-ray smarturl.it‘Set the Controls For The Heart Of The Sun’ YouTube‘Fearless’ YouTube'Astronomy Domine' YouTube'Green Is The Colour' YouTube'See Emily Play' YouTube ...
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Future Islands - ‘Moonlight’ (Official Music Video) Future Islands’ new album 'As Long As You Are', released October 9th on 4AD. Listen to new tracks, pre-save and pre-order the album here: futureislands.ffm.to future-islands.cominstagram.com@futureislandsfacebook.com Credits:Director: Will MayerFemale Lead: Callie HernandezMale Lead: Matthew Gray Gubler Executive Producer: Alyssa ...
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The Mandalorian Season 2 Trailer ‘The Mandalorian’ season 2 trailer dropped Tuesday morning, bringing back the main trio Din Djarin aka the Mandalorian (Pedro Pascal), Cara Dune (Gina Carano), Greef Carga (Carl Weathers) and, of course, Baby Yoda! A hooded and mysterious new character, ...
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