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Dave In Austin  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:23:55pm

Notice that the Press is sitting and facing into full sun. Masked and waiting until…………

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Jay C  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:26:34pm

From last thread:

re: #191 Dave In Austin

“All I say is freedom of speech. It’s very simple. My attitude is freedom of speech.”

Did she ask him about the Black Lives Matter street mural in front of his building?

I just saw of clip of that on the news: he kept repeating that phrase like a parrot: or a bot with a stuck vocal chip…..
What an embarrassment.

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Ming5000  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:26:39pm

Not started yet. Trump’s staff is trying to find a good vein.

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Dave In Austin  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:26:44pm

Quick……. Someone Shop a Pringles Logo on the Mask!
I lack skills!

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:27:09pm

Oh shit! Talking Points Memo just put a banner up that RGB is hospitalized with an infection…

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jaunte  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:28:06pm
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Charles Johnson  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:29:34pm

Will he wear a mask? I’m guessing not.

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EPR-radar  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:30:23pm

re: #7 Charles Johnson

Will he wear a mask? I’m guessing not.

He doesn’t want to deny his adoring fans the view of his cat-anus mouth.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:30:26pm

fwiw, end of last thread:

KGxvi

if you are an honest civil servant and want to do a good job, you have to play the word games that Fauci unfortunately has had to play. If you’re blunt and honest with the public, you’re forced out or otherwise sidelined because Trump can’t stand hearing that he is wrong. And if you’re forced out, then you’re replaced by someone incompetent and/or willing to lie for Trump (so either incompetent in fact or in practice), which is a net public negative.

today’s electoral-vote.com

The optics of firing Fauci would be very bad, but so too were the optics of pardoning Roger Stone, and that didn’t faze Trump one bit. The real problem is that Fauci is protected by laws meant to…wait for it…insulate civil servants from political pressure. If the President wanted to can the good doctor, then first he would have to find someone above Fauci in the HHS hierarchy to do it. Secretary Alex Azar probably wouldn’t play ball, and NIH Director Francis Collins definitely wouldn’t. And even if the President found his Robert Bork, there is a lengthy termination process, in which hearings would be held, and cause must be shown. Fauci has been at this long enough to know how to keep his nose clean, and to avoid giving cause. So, even if the process got to the hearing stage, it would end with egg on the President’s face, and would be front-page news for days (or weeks).

In other words, trying to fire Fauci is a dead end. Multiple dead ends, in fact. And so, all that’s left is to try to undermine and trivialize him. Given his vast experience, calm demeanor, support in the mainstream science community and media, and lack of personal agenda, it’s not likely to work with anyone beyond the base, and maybe the occasional game show host.

there’s a bit more here

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:30:40pm

Pete Williams confirms Talking Points Memo:

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JC1  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:30:52pm

re: #5 🌹UOJB!

Oh shit! Talking Points Memo just put a banner up that RGB is hospitalized with an infection…

No indication that it’s covid19, though at her age any infection could be serious.

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marcusgorillius  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:31:00pm

re: #6 jaunte

Pence is an idiot

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Charles Johnson  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:31:04pm
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Dave In Austin  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:33:03pm

re: #2 Jay C

From last thread:

I just saw of clip of that on the news: he kept repeating that phrase like a parrot: or a bot with a stuck vocal chip…..
What an embarrassment.

Addled……. He’s not right.

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jaunte  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:33:26pm

Still lying about who pays tariffs.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:34:11pm
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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:34:40pm

CDC director Robert Redfield said that if everyone in the U.S. wore a mask, the coronavirus pandemic could be “under control” within four-to-eight weeks, Axios reports.

Said Redfield: “If we could get everybody to wear a mask right now I think in four, six, eight weeks we could bring this epidemic under control.”

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Dave In Austin  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:34:45pm

re: #15 jaunte

Still lying about who pays tariffs.

MSNBC is broadcasting over the blubbering.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:35:29pm

re: #2 Jay C

From last thread:

I just saw of clip of that on the news: he kept repeating that phrase like a parrot: or a bot with a stuck vocal chip…..
What an embarrassment.

he ALWAYS repeats himself, three, four, five times all within a minute or two

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:35:30pm

I am not listening. The sound is off & closed caption is on. “Nobody has done this tremendous thing in history, this thing that I have done is the greatest, big tough men come crying to me, Sir! Sir! like nothing you have ever seen before, the most incredible thing in the history of ever.”

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:35:46pm

cnn:

But with a little more than 100 days until November 3, the fight with Fauci illustrated what, to many supporters of Trump, has been a disturbing pattern: ill-timed battles with little evident public support that do nothing to define the presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden, articulate a rationale for another term in office or contain a pandemic that is both crippling the nation and dooming his reelection chances.”

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EPR-radar  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:35:49pm

re: #18 Dave In Austin

MSNBC is broadcasting over the blubbering.

There should no live coverage of Trump. All he ever does is lie, and live coverage of these lies is a problem.

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teleskiguy  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:38:15pm

Lying about Joe Biden. This is a campaign event, not a press conference.

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jaunte  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:38:40pm
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calochortus  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:38:43pm

Whine, whine, whine.

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KGxvi  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:39:04pm

re: #9 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

fwiw, end of last thread:

KGxvi

today’s electoral-vote.com

there’s a bit more here

Which is all well and good, if you have a president that follows the rules. But Trump doesn’t give a shit. He could also do what he did to Vindman and reassign Fauci to some other project. Trump is a reminder that any system of government is only as good and noble as the people who occupy the offices thereof.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:39:05pm

re: #19 Backwoods_Sleuth

he ALWAYS repeats himself, three, four, five times all within a minute or two

You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown
Write a 100 word book report on “Peter Rabbit”

LUCY:
AND THEY WERE VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY HAPPY TO BE HOME

Ninety-four, ninety-five…

THE VERY, VERY, VERY END.

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jaunte  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:40:17pm
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KGxvi  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:40:31pm

re: #17 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Haven’t they been saying that for a couple of months now? Or is this the first time that an expert/government official has said so?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:40:32pm

re: #10 🌹UOJB!

Pete Williams confirms Talking Points Memo:

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last time she was in the hospital it was also an infection.
I think hospitalization in her case is a proactive measure.

nip it in the bud
NIP IT!

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:40:36pm

And IT’S THE GREATEST THING IN ALL OF HISTORY or else it’s THE WORST DISASTER IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE.

P.T. Barnum would be like, Dude you’re not all that.

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gocart mozart  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:41:26pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:41:48pm

Now blaming Joe Biden for not fixing the highways when he was Obama’s VP. JFC.

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calochortus  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:41:56pm

re: #30 Backwoods_Sleuth

last time she was in the hospital it was also an infection.
I think hospitalization in her case is a proactive measure.

nip it in the bud
NIP IT!

Apparently a blocked bile duct stent. Lots of antibiotics and keeping an eye on her.

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KingKenrod  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:42:02pm

Listening to him blather about US money to WHO vs. China, population differences, blah, blah, blah…it’s obvious he has the reasoning skills of the average high school freshman at best. Absolutely no ability to look at cost vs. benefit - probably because the only benefit he can comprehend is what benefits him.

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jaunte  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:42:54pm
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gocart mozart  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:43:07pm

courtlistener.com

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calochortus  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:43:31pm

Oh, great. Now we can use fighter jets against covid. That will take care of it.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:43:56pm

incredible incredible incredible tremendous tremendous tremendous

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calochortus  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:44:36pm

re: #38 calochortus

Oh, great. Now we can use fighter jets against covid. That will take care of it.

Wait. He’s still nattering on about Chyna. Because that’s our biggest problem now.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:45:11pm
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calochortus  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:45:16pm

And now other countries are banning us! We’re a leader.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:45:17pm
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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:45:17pm

re: #29 KGxvi

Haven’t they been saying that for a couple of months now? Or is this the first time that an expert/government official has said so?

they probably have

this is just today’s iteration (and therefore my outrage)
at a discussion led by JAMA about 2 reports the CDC put out this week

Redfield sports the C. Everett Koop beard/no mustache look so he’s totally believable

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KGxvi  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:45:26pm

re: #32 gocart mozart

No, Senator Pendejo, that’s called Corporate Social Responsibility. It’s a business actually doing good things to help the world, you know, so that there are people who can still buy their products.

Fuck, I hate that guy so much.

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Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:45:35pm

I see they upped Trump’s dosage of Lithium. He’s just rambling like a drunk on a 3-day bender.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:45:45pm

deleted

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:46:39pm

re: #35 KingKenrod

Listening to him blather about US money to WHO vs. China, population differences, blah, blah, blah…it’s obvious he has the reasoning skills of the average high school freshman (who didnt read the book) at best. Absolutely no ability to look at cost vs. benefit - probably because the only benefit he can comprehend is what benefits him.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:47:04pm

re: #17 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

In other words IF WE DID THE SAME BASIC SHIT OTHER COUNTRIES ARE DOING, but we can’t stop fighting each other long enough to get there.

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teleskiguy  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:47:09pm

This is a goddamned grievance-fest. EVERYBODY FUCKED EVERYTHING UP, I FIXED IT ALL, NO ONE IS REPORTING IT, JOE BIDEN WILL KILL ALL OF YOU. That’s the gist of this fucking abomination of a speech.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:47:15pm

re: #46 Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!

I see they upped Trump’s dosage of Lithium.

If he’s shaking a lot, then you know that whatever dosage of lithium he was on has been goosed.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:47:56pm
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jaunte  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:48:49pm
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Charles Johnson  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:49:08pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:49:09pm

I thought the bridges and roads and high speed internet didn’t get done because the GOP kept blocking funding…

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Charles Johnson  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:49:37pm
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Targetpractice  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:49:39pm

re: #53 jaunte

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Remember, he mumbled ages ago in an interview that he thought it meant there had been “Covids 1-18.”

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Jay C  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:49:49pm

re: #43 Teddy’s Person

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Blitzer could have stopped after “Trump is deteriorating….”

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:50:18pm

re: #52 The Pie Overlord!

[Embedded content]

this is true
imagine how much lower it would have been if you did something

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:50:34pm

re: #56 Charles Johnson

“certain power of the telephone”?

It’s the 5G conspiracy theory again, isn’t it?

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KGxvi  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:50:51pm

re: #49 Eclectic Cyborg

In other words IF WE DID THE SAME BASIC SHIT OTHER COUNTRIES ARE DOING, but we can’t stop fighting each other long enough to get there.

The US is, basically, four or five countries standing on each other’s shoulders in a raincoat. So of course we are constantly fighting with each other.

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Targetpractice  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:50:53pm

Any moment now, Donny’s gonna start babbling about strawberries…

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:51:39pm

re: #61 KGxvi

The US is, basically, four or five countries standing on each other’s shoulders in a raincoat. So of course we are constantly fighting with each other.

This might be the best description of this nation I’ve ever seen.

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calochortus  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:51:41pm

Back to Biden.

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KGxvi  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:52:45pm

re: #63 Eclectic Cyborg

This might be the best description of this nation I’ve ever seen.

I wish I could take credit for it, but I think I read it somewhere else. Of course now I can’t find the original quote, so I might just claim it as my own.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:53:02pm

re: #58 Jay C

Blitzer could have stopped after “Trump is deteriorating….”

im fine with this
let him blather

the more he does, the more people get to see it

ease the reins and give him his head

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jaunte  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:53:24pm

Not enough fuck this shit spirit in the WH Press.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:53:33pm

JFC

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Targetpractice  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:53:37pm

Operation “Let Him Talk” proceeds apace…

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teleskiguy  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:54:51pm

The straight press should walk out of this fucking Biden insult-fest. This is absolutely ridiculous.

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calochortus  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:55:03pm

Wait. He goes out walking around and people would be free to just come up and talk to him if it weren’t for the need to socially distance? Have all the secret service agents quit?

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:55:09pm

re: #69 Targetpractice

Operation “Let Him Talk” proceeds apace…

you said it better

re: #66 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

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Teddy's Person  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:55:43pm

I’d be more on board with the “let him talk” strategy if his enablers, including the media, weren’t doing everything in their power to normalize Needy Amin.

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Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:56:02pm

re: #37 gocart mozart

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courtlistener.com

Garrison’s claiming that the ADL is making edits on his cartoons to portray him as being antisemitic, which is patently false. It was neo-Nazis on sites like The Daily Stormer and on the /pol/ boards of 8chan and 4chan who made those edits, and who hold him in high regard in their efforts to trigger racial violence. Garrison has gone as far as embracing alt-right figures like the Boogaloo movement, the Q-anons, Proud Boys, and just about every other fringe right group.

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A Three Hour Tour  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:56:13pm

re: #33 The Pie Overlord!

Now blaming Joe Biden for not fixing the highways when he was Obama’s VP. JFC.

Mike Pence has had three and a half years to fix the highways. Oh, wait! It’s not the vice president’s job to fix the damned highways.

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makeitstop  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:56:27pm

What’s up with his right eye? Sucker’s just about fully closed.

Somebody punch him before he went on camera?

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KGxvi  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:56:37pm

re: #71 calochortus

Wait. He goes out walking around and people would be free to just come up and talk to him if it weren’t for the need to socially distance? Have all the secret service agents quit?

Only the one’s whose pensions have vested.

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Targetpractice  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:57:35pm

re: #68 Teddy’s Person

JFC

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The logic of the ignorant: If you don’t test for something, then you won’t find it. If you don’t find it, then it must not exist. Ergo, making CV-19 “go away” is as easy as ceasing testing for it.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:57:39pm

re: #76 makeitstop

What’s up with his right eye? Sucker’s just about fully closed.

Somebody punch him before he went on camera?

Buzz Aldrin is still around, isn’t he?

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Charles Johnson  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:58:00pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:58:33pm
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Jay C  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:58:44pm

re: #73 Teddy’s Person

I’d be more on board with the “let him talk” strategy if his enablers, including the media, weren’t doing everything in their power to normalize Needy Amin.

This.
x100

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:59:18pm

re: #78 Targetpractice

The logic of the ignorant: If you don’t test for something, then you won’t find it. If you don’t find it, then it must not exist. Ergo, making CV-19 “go away” is as easy as ceasing testing for it.

In addition, his math is bad. If we cut testing in half, we wouldn’t necessarily find half as many cases, because testing is still largely driven by symptomatic cases. So the positivity rates would look worse, and people would be pointing out how the high positivity means the US testing is inadequate, and then he’d be bitching that we need to do more tests.

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teleskiguy  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:59:19pm

This is so fucking unhinged.

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Alephnaught  Jul 14, 2020 • 2:59:21pm
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A Three Hour Tour  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:00:18pm

re: #56 Charles Johnson

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Trump’s hair is looking decidedly more silvery grey today. Time to dress him in a Nazi uniform and have him deliver his rambling, disjointed speeches from behind a curtained window like Professor John Gill in “Patterns of Force.”

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:00:34pm

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calochortus  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:00:36pm

I think I’ve had all I can take of this. I’ll just follow comments here for a while.

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jaunte  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:00:38pm
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KGxvi  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:00:43pm

re: #83 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

In addition, his math is bad. If we cut testing in half, we wouldn’t necessarily find half as many cases, because testing is still largely driven by symptomatic cases. So the positivity rates would look worse, and people would be pointing out how the high positivity means the US testing is inadequate, and then he’d be bitching that we need to do more tests.

To wit: in April, the positive rate was over 20%, as of yesterday, it was around 8%. Marked improvement on the percentage. But still very bad, not good, when it comes to real numbers.

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teleskiguy  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:01:53pm
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Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:02:18pm

Stephen Miller created that list that Trump just read from, didn’t he?

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teleskiguy  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:02:33pm

He’s letting his racist freak flag fly, telling lie after lie about immigration.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:03:18pm

re: #90 KGxvi

To wit: in April, the positive rate was over 20%, as of yesterday, it was around 8%. Marked improvement on the percentage. But still very bad, not good, when it comes to real numbers.

The virus doesn’t know it’s in the United States. It just goes where it’s welcomed. Florida has been running 20% recently.

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Targetpractice  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:03:23pm

re: #80 Charles Johnson

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To refresh the audience’s memory: In the spring, Donny was convinced that the market’s repeated falls were due to the media “scaring” it with negative news about the outbreak.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:03:28pm

think i’ll watch reruns of barney miller

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7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:03:55pm

re: #87 Patricia Kayden

When we write about Hunter Biden, in the future, what if we just called him Hunter? There’s no need to add the Biden because we all know who it is.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:04:04pm

re: #68 Teddy’s Person

JFC

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“We’ve had so few cases and yet hospitals are full. It doesn’t make sense. What are these people dying of?”

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A Three Hour Tour  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:05:09pm

re: #92 Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!

Stephen Miller created that list that Trump just read from, didn’t he?

To continue the Star Trek Nazi-planet analogy, Miller is roughlyTrump’s Malakon, or Millerkon, if you prefer.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:06:54pm

He’s babbling about ILLEAGLES TAKING AWAY YOUR WELFARE MONEYS!!!1!!! which is bullshit and why doesn’t somebody just stand up & scream THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!

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The Ghost of a Flea  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:07:44pm

re: #68 Teddy’s Person

JFC

Okay, I personally think that he keeps saying this not because he misunderstands cause and effect, but because he can’t perceive the disease as a real problem and really thinks it’s better…for him, and therefore for everyone because he’s a narcissist…if we simply deny the thing makes him feel angry and ashamed; it’s better than talking about it.

I would present as justification for this position the way that Trump simply does not interact with people as people or talk about people as anything other than objects that either demonstrate his worth (because he’s invented obsequious praise they said) or are worthy of his contempt (because he’s invented some visceral, disgusting thing to say about them).

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A Three Hour Tour  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:07:57pm

re: #96 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

think i’ll watch reruns of barney miller

Thomas J. Kopechne, the recurring perp who at various times thinks he’s a werewolf, psychic, or Jesus, has a stronger grip on reality than Donald J. Trump.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:07:59pm

re: #100 The Pie Overlord!

He’s babbling about ILLEAGLES TAKING AWAY YOUR WELFARE MONEYS!!!1!!! which is bullshit and why doesn’t somebody just stand up & scream THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!

Maybe that impulse is surgically removed in J-school.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:08:27pm

re: #59 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

this is true
imagine how much lower it would have been if you did something

[Embedded content]

HE SAID IT WOULD BE ONLY 15

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:08:53pm

re: #103 Teddy’s Person

Maybe that impulse is surgically removed in J-school.

Wasn’t where I studied. My prof was all about calling people out on falsehoods.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:10:06pm
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BeachDem  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:10:36pm

re: #70 teleskiguy

The straight press should walk out of this fucking Biden insult-fest. This is absolutely ridiculous.

This says it all

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:10:45pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:10:58pm

re: #106 The Pie Overlord!

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Who the fuck would WANT to come here right now? I follow a professional e-sports league. Literally every team that had the option fled for South Korea at their earliest convenience.

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Targetpractice  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:11:06pm

Just remembered saying sometime months ago that by the time we got to November, it would be a mantra among MAGAts that “IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE!!!”

Welcome to the beginning of that mantra.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:11:10pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:12:02pm
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calochortus  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:12:05pm

re: #111 The Pie Overlord!

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Freepers seem to like it.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:12:32pm
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jaunte  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:12:50pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:14:16pm

re: #77 KGxvi

Only the one’s whose pensions have vested.

or in quarantine

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Decatur Deb  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:16:20pm

re: #102 A Three Hour Tour

Thomas J. Kopechne, the recurring perp who at various times thinks he’s a werewolf, psychic, or Jesus, has a stronger grip on reality than Donald J. Trump.

So did Exidor.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:16:34pm

This is not a “press conference” this is an unhinged rant with a captive audience.

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jaunte  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:18:12pm

re: #118 The Pie Overlord!

This is not a “press conference” this is an unhinged rant with a captive audience.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:18:45pm
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Decatur Deb  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:19:18pm

re: #118 The Pie Overlord!

This is not a “press conference” this is an unhinged rant with a captive audience.

It’s not bothersome that the emperor has no clothes, but he’s just not that good at pole dancing.

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calochortus  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:19:18pm

re: #120 Charles Johnson

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Thanks for the update.

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jaunte  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:19:25pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:20:48pm

re: #105 Eclectic Cyborg

Wasn’t where I studied. My prof was all about calling people out on falsehoods.

Also what I taught.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:20:53pm
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jaunte  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:21:37pm
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jaunte  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:21:59pm

A country of randomly-enforced laws.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:23:47pm
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Teddy's Person  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:23:56pm

At the beginning of this press disaster, Trump said he’d take questions if it isn’t too hot. He will end his campaign speech by declaring it’s too hot to take questions.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:24:04pm

re: #127 jaunte

A country of randomly-enforced laws.

Not randomly - enforcement is dependent on your skin color, gender, and political party affiliation. See, look at me, I’m 2 for 3 on that score, so while I can be arrested, I won’t ever be in serious trouble.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:24:13pm
132
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:24:40pm

LOL!!!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:25:30pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:25:33pm

hi

From the last thread:

re: #188 Backwoods_Sleuth

Regarding the protest at the Kentucky AG’s house, and nitpicking because I think in flag a lot, I notice another conservative flag-lover who hasn’t read the flag code.

The flag is on the wrong side of his porch.

The flag should always be displayed from a gaff on a porch on the left of the door as seen from the street.

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Targetpractice  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:25:41pm

re: #132 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOL!!!

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:26:38pm

re: #133 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

See, Bugs was right, he SHOULD have turned left at Albuquerque.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:26:40pm

re: #134 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

hi

From the last thread:

Regarding the protest at the Kentucky AG’s house, and nitpicking because I think in flag a lot, I notice another conservative flag-lover who hasn’t read the flag code.

The flag is on the wrong side of his porch.

The flag should always be displayed from a gaff on a porch on the left of the door as seen from the street.

that would be the AG’s house
he’s a Republican.

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KGxvi  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:27:05pm

re: #133 Backwoods_Sleuth

Bugs Bunny Albuquerque

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:27:12pm

re: #134 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

hi

From the last thread:

Regarding the protest at the Kentucky AG’s house, and nitpicking because I think in flag a lot, I notice another conservative flag-lover who hasn’t read the flag code.

The flag is on the wrong side of his porch.

The flag should always be displayed from a gaff on a porch on the left of the door as seen from the street.

Interesting. Mine’s on the wrong side, then - mine’s on the left of the door as seen from my house facing the street.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:27:22pm

Breathe deeply and realize that about 25% of the population will watch this and think of it as brave and strong…because it’s how they’d behave if they had the chance.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:27:28pm
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jaunte  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:28:38pm
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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:29:20pm

From the continuing newsfeed from the I Can’t Even station:

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:30:04pm

re: #138 KGxvi

[Embedded content]

Great minds, etc., but at least you provided video.

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Teddy's Person  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:30:06pm

Meanwhile in Texas, Americans continue dying in increasing numbers.

FEMA told TPM that it is sending 14 “mortuary support units” to Texas in response to a July 11 request from the state’s department of emergency management. The units, a FEMA spokesperson said, “are in transit and should arrive at the state by early next week.”

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:30:25pm

More interesting to watch the live California seismograph channel…. lots of small quakes swarming around Tonopah, NV for some reason:

Earthquake Stream Live 24/7 Ca Seismograph

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teleskiguy  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:30:45pm

OAN now caressing his balls.

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Dread Pirate  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:30:46pm
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Patricia Kayden  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:31:05pm

So has any journalist asked him about the bounty on American troops by Putin?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:31:16pm

re: #197 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

So I took a look at the map, and what do you know - I was right. Ish. Of the four sites in the lower Twin Cities area, three of them are in Hennepin County. There’s one in Minneapolis proper, the other two are in towns that are very familiar and not too far away.

The site doesn’t list anything in the Nebraska Panhandle, though I would argue our regional newspaper should be on there.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:31:38pm

re: #149 Patricia Kayden

So has any journalist asked him about the bounty on American troops by Putin?

No. They wouldn’t have access any more.

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:32:24pm

re: #151 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

And this is why I blame our MSM for Trump. They’re absolutely useless.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:32:37pm

My wife just came back from the general store.

WE WON THE LOTTO!

On the fifth-generation free 2x2 ticket, we won a free ticket.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:33:04pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:33:56pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:34:49pm
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jaunte  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:35:03pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:35:18pm

Plenty of BINGOs today…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:35:39pm
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Patricia Kayden  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:36:34pm
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jaunte  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:37:54pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:38:19pm

^^THIS^^

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:40:31pm
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Decatur Deb  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:41:04pm

re: #159 Backwoods_Sleuth

A fence will go up around the Kentucky Governor’s Mansion…

A chickenshit fence? They don’t make KY politicians like the used to:

Clay was elected to three terms in the Kentucky House of Representatives,[6] but he lost support among Kentucky voters as he promoted abolition. His anti-slavery activism earned him violent enemies. During a political debate in 1843, he survived an assassination attempt by Sam Brown, a hired gun. The scabbard of Clay’s Bowie knife was tipped with silver, and in jerking the Bowie knife out in retaliation pulled this scabbard up so that it was just over his heart. Sam Brown’s bullet struck the scabbard, and embedded itself in the silver. Despite being shot in the chest, Clay drew his Bowie knife, tackled Brown, cut out his eyes, and finally threw him over an embankment.[7][8]

In 1845, Clay began publishing an anti-slavery newspaper, True American, in Lexington, Kentucky. Within a month he received death threats, had to arm himself, and regularly barricaded the armored doors of his newspaper office for protection, besides setting up two four-pounder cannons inside. Shortly after, a mob of about 60 men broke into his office and seized his printing equipment. To protect his venture, Clay set up a publication center in Cincinnati, Ohio, a center of abolitionists in the free state, but continued to reside in Kentucky.[3]

Cassius Marcellius Clay—not the only Clay to decorate with cannons.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:42:01pm

Conservative religion in a nutshell. Die on our altar, heathen.

Texas Teachers Writing Their Wills as State Promises to Open Schools in Fall (Newsweek)

My brother-in-law has already written a will and medical power-of-attorney in preparation to return to school in Alvin.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:42:05pm

re: #164 Decatur Deb

A chickenshit fence? They don’t make KY politicians like the used to:

Cassius Marcellius Clay—not the only Clay to decorate with cannons.

we’re not allowed to duel anymore

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:42:50pm
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Decatur Deb  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:43:12pm

re: #166 Backwoods_Sleuth

we’re not allowed to duel anymore

Firing a cannon from your porch isn’t a duel—it’s emphasis.

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jaunte  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:44:02pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:44:26pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:44:42pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:44:49pm

re: #169 jaunte

That hits just a little bit too close to home after yesterday’s news about Grant Imahara.

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:47:35pm

re: #170 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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Well, you can’t always….

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:49:53pm
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Dread Pirate  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:54:13pm
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Decatur Deb  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:54:59pm

Above-mentioned CM Clay married a 15 yr old late in life—a bare stretch of the norm, but useful to his enemies. Such enemies included the sheriff, who brought friends:

He (Clay) was bound further to conclude that the mission had to do with his young bride.

“Now,” he said, “gentlemen, nobody, not even my worst enemies, ever accused Cassius Clay of ever detaining a woman against her will. And, of course, if I may be immodest, I can say this, that nobody can say that they ever took a woman away from Cassius Clay, either.” Then he said, “Mrs. Clay is up at the window. You are quite at liberty to talk to her. If she wants to go with you, instead of to remain with me, why, that is entirely all right. I’ll be very glad to place her in your charge, and you can take her. But if she doesn’t want to go, then I can only urge you gentlemen, in order to avoid the shedding of blood, to depart, and stand not on the order of your going.”

Nobody knows who fired first, but they got into a shooting match. At least sixteen bullet holes still remain in that piazza door and the columns and door frames. The old General fired his cannon and knocked down the tree that the sheriff was behind. He emptied his Winchester rifle and then charged down the steps with Lincoln’s revolver in one hand and his knife in the other. As to how that was viewed, consider the following copy of the report of the sheriff:

“Richmond, Kentucky—Wednesday, November 14, 1894. Judge John G. Chenault. Dear Judge: I am reporting about the posse, like you said I had to. Judge, we went out to White Hall, but we didn’t do no good. It was a mistake to go out there with only seven men. Judge, the old General was awful mad. He got to cussing and shooting and we had to shoot backl The old General sure did object to being arrested. Don’t let nobody tell you he didn’t, and we had to shoot! I thought we hit him two or three times, but don’t guess we did—he didn’t act like it.”

americanheritage.com

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:56:24pm
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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:56:25pm

I can’t fucking stand this idiotic shit. So let’s play a game - your 2020 bandname is a public intellectual of some note and the name of a famous historical disaster.

I’ll go first

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:57:49pm
180
KGxvi  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:57:50pm

re: #178 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

Aristotle and the Great Chicago Fire

I know, both historical but I don’t know what qualifies as a public intellectual

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 14, 2020 • 3:58:47pm
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KGxvi  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:00:00pm

re: #181 goddamnedfrank

You can’t be populist and libertarian. Those things are as incompatible as a Betamax tape and a DVR

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:01:27pm

re: #178 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

I can’t fucking stand this idiotic shit. So let’s play a game - your 2020 bandname is a public intellectual of some note and the name of a famous historical disaster.

I’ll go first

[Embedded content]

Ada Lovelace and the Foggy Rodeos.

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:02:41pm

re: #181 goddamnedfrank

[Embedded content]

I have no love for Rafael Cruz. May he wind up on a respirator…if they can find a free one in Texas…

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KGxvi  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:03:51pm
“I think properly understood, those concepts are complementary, and they’re not antagonistic. So I am a conservative, an unabashed conservative. I’m also a populist. I am deeply a populist,” Cruz began. “And I also have deep libertarian principles. Look, if you’re protecting liberty, that is the foundation of our country. That is the foundation of our Constitution and Bill of Rights. When it comes to populism, I think the most fundamental and important shifts in the last decade in politics is that Republicans have become the party of the working class.”

Jesus fucking Christ… just no. Absofuckinglutely fucking no.

Populism isn’t about protecting liberty it is about blaming others. It doesn’t give a shit about personal responsibility (which any serious - I know, I know - form of libertarianism requires), because every problem is somebody else’s fault for a populist.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:04:35pm

Both Florida and Texas set new highs in daily death reports from Covid-19.

So much winning!

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:05:50pm

re: #186 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Both Florida and Texas set new highs in daily death reports from Covid-19.

So much winning!

But the right-wingers are going to focus in on BUTBUTBUT FLORIDUH HAS BEEN MISREPORTING NEGATIVE COVID TEST RESULTS! IT’S NOT AS BAD AS THE LIBRULS SAY!!!1!111

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:06:44pm

Also notable with the new Texas high is that some populous counties have yet to report.

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:07:32pm

re: #185 KGxvi

Jesus fucking Christ… just no. Absofuckinglutely fucking no.

Populism isn’t about protecting liberty it is about blaming others. It doesn’t give a shit about personal responsibility (which any serious - I know, I know - form of libertarianism requires), because every problem is somebody else’s fault for a populist.

Let’s fix that!

“I think properly understood, those concepts are complementary, and they’re not antagonistic. So I am a conservative, an unabashed conservative. I’m also a populist. I am deeply a populist,” Cruz began. “And I also have deep libertarian principles. Look, if you’re protecting liberty, that is the foundation of our country. That is the foundation of our Constitution and Bill of Rights. When it comes to populism, I think the most fundamental and important shifts in the last decade in politics is that Republicans have become the party of the brainwashed white working class who will gladly let the rich pick their pockets as long as they believe they’re better than the best colored folks.”

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:09:30pm

re: #180 KGxvi

Aristotle and the Great Chicago Fire

I know, both historical but I don’t know what qualifies as a public intellectual

Schopenhauer & the Potato Famine

Icy German synth-pop outfit that dresses like Dieter from “Sprockets” and sings atonal denunciations of collectivist agriculture

191
Nojay UK  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:09:52pm

re: #178 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

I can’t fucking stand this idiotic shit. So let’s play a game - your 2020 bandname is a public intellectual of some note and the name of a famous historical disaster.

Jacques Cousteau and the Deepwater Horizon

192
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:12:52pm
193
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:13:05pm
194
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:13:15pm

re: #70 teleskiguy

The straight press should walk out of this fucking Biden insult-fest. This is absolutely ridiculous.

They can’t. They need the access so they can personally document the moment he becomes presidential.

195
stpaulbear  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:14:14pm

re: #178 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

I’m bending the rules a bit, but The Krugman Fairfax Explosion is a great band name.

196
Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:14:56pm

re: #183 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Ada Lovelace and the Foggy Rodeos.

Foggy Rodeo? Dunno that one off the top of my head.

How ‘bout Sartre and the Ergot-Tainted Wheat Hallucinations

They make you wonder if you’re really there or not. Kinda kills t-shirt sales, but as a bonus, you can hit up the venue manager for a bonus because everyone’s manic fits on the dance floor made it look like there were twice as many people there.

197
b.d. (Boring Competence 2020!)  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:15:17pm

LOL, poor bastards.

I didn’t know Bongino was a part owner of Parler, it explains a lot.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:16:02pm

re: #196 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

Foggy Rodeo? Dunno that one off the top of my head.

How ‘bout Sartre and the Ergot-Tainted Wheat Hallucinations

They make you wonder if you’re really there or not. Kinda kills t-shirt sales, but as a bonus, you can hit up the venue manager for a bonus because everyone’s manic fits on the dance floor made it look like there were twice as many people there.

I’m stretching the rules a bit - the technical name of the disaster is “Tenerife”, the intersection of two fully-loaded 747’s on the runway in the fog at Los Rodeos Airport off the coast of Spain.

199
Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:17:48pm

re: #195 stpaulbear

I’m bending the rules a bit, but The Krugman Fairfax Explosion is a great band name.

Yeah, I hearda those guys. Prog-rock trio that fancies themselves as the middle-class man’s Rush.

Maybe not the biggest fanbase, but they cut a killer deal with the label, so the guys down in Promotions are shipping their CD with a little packet of blow in it to all the radio stations, trying to recoup the initial outlay.

200
Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:19:03pm

In other news, I seem to have attracted a Q-adjacent right-wing troll pushing some crazy Agenda-21 claptrap at me.

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KGxvi  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:19:21pm

re: #199 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

Yeah, I hearda those guys. Prog-rock trio that fancies themselves as the middle-class man’s Rush.

Maybe not the biggest fanbase, but they cut a killer deal with the label, so the guys down in Promotions are shipping their CD with a little packet of blow in it to all the radio stations, trying to recoup the initial outlay.

Isn’t the middle-class man’s Rush, um, Rush?

202
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:20:03pm

re: #100 The Pie Overlord!

He’s babbling about ILLEAGLES TAKING AWAY YOUR WELFARE MONEYS!!!1!!! which is bullshit and why doesn’t somebody just stand up & scream THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!

They’ve been claiming that since Reagan. The time to call it out was when Ronald Reagan made that claim.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:20:12pm

re: #178 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

I can’t fucking stand this idiotic shit. So let’s play a game - your 2020 bandname is a public intellectual of some note and the name of a famous historical disaster.

I’ll go first

[Embedded content]

Anthony Fauci and the Halifax Explosion

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i(m)p(each)sos  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:21:52pm

re: #203 Eclectic Cyborg

Richard Hofstadter and the Great Chicago Fire

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:22:44pm

re: #201 KGxvi

Isn’t the middle-class man’s Rush, um, Rush?

I was wondering how long it would take someone to figure that one out.

Working Man

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:23:07pm

re: #197 b.d. (Boring Competence 2020!)

LOL, poor bastards.

I didn’t know Bongino was a part owner of Parler, it explains a lot.

[Embedded content]

At the height of Parlermania, Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA), who was on the verge of losing an attempt to sue Twitter over a parody account, compared Twitter to dead social network Myspace amid the Parler exodus.

It’s height was like two weeks ago. 😂😂😂

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:23:55pm

re: #106 The Pie Overlord!

You can get into more countries on a Conch Republic or Sealand passport now.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:25:36pm
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I Would Prefer Not To  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:27:54pm

Instagram

Omg

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:28:04pm
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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:28:45pm

re: #204 i(m)p(each)sos

Richard Hofstadter and the Great Chicago Fire

Spinoza and the Sepoy Mutiny

The DJ spins some sick tracks, and the Mutineers go off like Rage Against the Machine, ranting about colonizers and decadent raj collaborationists.

After the show, everyone goes out for bacon cheeseburgers.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:28:51pm

re: #134 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

hi

From the last thread:

Regarding the protest at the Kentucky AG’s house, and nitpicking because I think in flag a lot, I notice another conservative flag-lover who hasn’t read the flag code.

The flag is on the wrong side of his porch.

The flag should always be displayed from a gaff on a porch on the left of the door as seen from the street.

Oh poop. So now I have to unscrew the gaff holder and put it on the other side of the door.

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BeachDem  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:32:44pm

re: #193 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

[Embedded content]

So you don’t believe he lives in a UPS store? Or that he’s all in for Kansas, even though he has applied for the Alaska Permanent Fund dividend 11 times? And is a continual and habitual liar about just about everything?

Come on—give the guy the benefit of the doubt/////

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Ace Rothstein  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:35:50pm

re: #143 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

Abolish the suburbs? That’s Biden’s entire path to victory.

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John Hughes  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:44:13pm

re: #19 Backwoods_Sleuth

he ALWAYS repeats himself, three, four, five times all within a minute or two

I do that. When I’m drunk.

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John Hughes  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:46:39pm

re: #32 gocart mozart

Humanity is doomed.

Because Ted Cruz exists.

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John Hughes  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:47:20pm

re: #33 The Pie Overlord!

Now blaming Joe Biden for not fixing the highways when he was Obama’s VP. JFC.

Infrastructure week! In a time machine!

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John Hughes  Jul 14, 2020 • 4:55:35pm

Ok, I just lack the moral fortitude to listen to this, and reading the reported snippets is obviously unfair to Dear Leader Trump, so where can I find a verbatim transcript?

(So I can print it out, tear it up, pour lighter fluid on it an set it on fire).

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Jack Burton  Jul 14, 2020 • 5:02:39pm

re: #178 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

I can’t fucking stand this idiotic shit. So let’s play a game - your 2020 bandname is a public intellectual of some note and the name of a famous historical disaster.

I’ll go first

[Embedded content]

Neil deGrasse Tyson and The Trump Presidency

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So Cal Greek Hippie  Jul 14, 2020 • 5:43:46pm

Tech note
Using iPhone 📱 8
Tried to upvote Anymouse comment 13
Got rapid flashing on screen like it could cause a seizure
Stopped by back then forward buttons


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