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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:24:00am

Sirota being that piece of crap that Sirota has always been

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:26:04am

kcuf pmurt

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:26:28am
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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:26:52am

re: #1 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Sirota being that piece of crap that Sirota has always been

This OMG someone said something bad about Joe or disagreed with him once is tiresome.

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:30:16am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:31:16am

I’m off to bed. CU L8R

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:32:32am

re: #6 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

By the looks of his profile pic, that’s a dude that shouldn’t be talking about tampons.

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Charmingly Persistent  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:33:41am

re: #1 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Sirota being that piece of crap that Sirota has always been

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Jay C  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:35:07am

re: #4 Teddy’s Person

This OMG someone said something bad about Joe or disagreed with him once is tiresome.

SRSLY: Why does Sen. Warren (or Joe Biden, or anyone, for that matter) have to justify their attitudes to Sirota? Fuck him…

Or maybe this is just another sad attempt to try to flog the tired “Dems in Disarray” BS??

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:38:33am
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Thanos  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:38:48am

re: #1 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

He’s a Bernie or I’m taking my marbles home kind of guy?

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:40:27am

re: #9 Jay C

SRSLY: Why does Sen. Warren (or Joe Biden, or anyone, for that matter) have to justify their attitudes to Sirota? Fuck him…

Or maybe this is just another sad attempt to flog the tired “Dems in Disarray” BS??

We have the NY Times for plenty of “Dems in Disarray” content. Sirota needs to take a seat until he suckers some new candidate into hiring him.

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:41:02am

re: #9 Jay C

SRSLY: Why does Sen. Warren (or Joe Biden, or anyone, for that matter) have to justify their attitudes to Sirota? Fuck him…

Or maybe this is just another sad attempt to flog the tired “Dems in Disarray” BS??

Hacks like Sirota are clawing for something, ANYTHING that will give them some kind of relevance. They are dim mirrors for Trump’s toxic narcissism. They *pretend* to care about progressive causes - in much the same way that Trump pretends to care about poor white tornado-bait trailer trash - but in the end, it’s all about them, and how much they can accumulate and exercise power.

This is why the Bernie Bros made such a stink out of “bend the knee.” They liked the feeling of power, they NEEDED the feeling of power, and the fact that it came with such an yummy sauce of smug moral superiority, was just irresistable.

If Sirota can stir up some shit, there’s a chance someone might make the mistake of thinking him relevant again.

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makeitstop  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:41:53am

Thank you, Captain Obvious…

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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:44:29am

re: #10 🌹UOJB!

“…Zaborowski’s reaction was driven by his own intense difficulty with the pandemic, his attorney claimed; before the shootout, Zaborowski had lost his job and had also recently lost custody of his child.

“He just wasn’t dealing well with the loss of his job, the loss of his child, just not handling the pandemic well,” John Waldron told the Express-Times on Sunday, while noting those factors didn’t justify his violent conduct. “I think he was getting stretched too tight.”

“A clear case of white fragility, yerHonor.”

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Dr Lizardo  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:44:36am

re: #14 makeitstop

Thank you, Captain Obvious…

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Yeah, it’s obvious, but it’s a major motivator for Trump to do his damnedest to lie, cheat and steal his way to victory this November. I’m sure he’s fully aware the only thing keeping his fat ass* out of Sing Sing is the Oval Office.

* and probably his kids, too.

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:48:02am

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:50:07am

Trump in six ez slides

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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:53:20am
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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:54:49am
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SteelPH  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:56:57am

re: #13 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

The projection from these people is off the charts. They really are no different than the red hats.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:58:05am

re: #9 Jay C

SRSLY: Why does Sen. Warren (or Joe Biden, or anyone, for that matter) have to justify their attitudes to Sirota? Fuck him…

Or maybe this is just another sad attempt to try to flog the tired “Dems in Disarray” BS??

Sirota’s bitter because Bernie is fine with Biden and he’s not getting a seat at the table.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:59:10am

re: #20 dangerman

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By coup he of course means used the usual process. The fucker knows he’s going down and wants to delegitimization of his defeat.

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 10:59:43am

re: #20 dangerman

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PS what’s a legal coup?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:00:13am

He’s calling the death number fake news. Have I mentioned how much I despise this disgusting asshole?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:00:38am

re: #24 dangerman

PS what’s a legal coup?

What Russia did for him of course.

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:02:31am
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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:02:55am
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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:03:06am

re: #26 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

What Russia did for him of course.

I was thinking the Nixon Gambit
When I do it it’s not illegal

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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:03:08am
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Mike Lamb  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:04:09am

re: #20 dangerman

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Is “clubhouse Governor” some kind of negative golf reference—i.e. that the governor spends too much time golfing?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:04:15am

re: #29 dangerman

I was thinking the Nixon Gambit
When I do it it’s not illegal

Aha!

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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:04:47am

Trump’s entire history is “a pattern of financial misconduct.”

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wrenchwench  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:05:42am

re: #33 jaunte

Trump’s entire history is “a pattern of financial misconduct.”

Heritage!

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:08:33am

re: #30 jaunte

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And besides it’s conduct predating his presidency
And further won’t take any person time to comply

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:09:08am

re: #31 Mike Lamb

Is “clubhouse Governor” some kind of negative golf reference—i.e. that the governor spends too much time golfing?

Who knows what that moron thinks
He just strings words together

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Thanos  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:10:35am

Related to the history segment above: In the Kansas City area there was a real estate Developer named JC Nichols who is now infamous for his racist covenants in the subdivisions he built. He also was influential in several construction trade and builder groups in the early part of last century and helped to propagate homeowners associations that were also tools of exclusion - they were so effective that even after the racist covenants got shot down that most of the subs still stay very segregated to this day.

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:11:41am

We’re another step closer to Trump doing any and everything possible—from the legal-but-unethical to illegal—to win the election so as to avoid jail.

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Teukka  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:15:14am
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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:18:43am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:20:12am

re: #40 jaunte

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Fun reminder that in a previous life Pence sold himself as a Decaf Limbaugh.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:21:02am
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🌹UOJB!  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:25:29am
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:26:15am

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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:27:43am

Ed Yong’s conclusion:

“…It is hard to stare directly at the biggest problems of our age. Pandemics, climate change, the sixth extinction of wildlife, food and water shortages—their scope is planetary, and their stakes are overwhelming. We have no choice, though, but to grapple with them. It is now abundantly clear what happens when global disasters collide with historical negligence.

COVID‑19 is an assault on America’s body, and a referendum on the ideas that animate its culture. Recovery is possible, but it demands radical introspection. America would be wise to help reverse the ruination of the natural world, a process that continues to shunt animal diseases into human bodies. It should strive to prevent sickness instead of profiting from it. It should build a health-care system that prizes resilience over brittle efficiency, and an information system that favors light over heat. It should rebuild its international alliances, its social safety net, and its trust in empiricism. It should address the health inequities that flow from its history. Not least, it should elect leaders with sound judgment, high character, and respect for science, logic, and reason.

The pandemic has been both tragedy and teacher. Its very etymology offers a clue about what is at stake in the greatest challenges of the future, and what is needed to address them. Pandemic. Pan and demos. All people.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:29:15am
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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:30:01am

Re the deal letting Microsoft buy tik Tok

Trump said “that the U.S. Treasury Department would need to receive a lot of money in return for the deal”

He didnt explain how that would work

He’s insane

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:30:32am

re: #44 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

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Shocking!

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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:30:40am

re: #47 dangerman

When “U.S. Treasury Department” is code for Trump’s wallet.

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:34:23am

re: #44 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

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What’s the opposite of isolate?

You so early.

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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:38:51am
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🌹UOJB!  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:40:31am

re: #51 jaunte

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Yes the Screw York Times has Trump’s financial information but it’s just not as important as still slamming Hillary over her e-mails and kneecapping Joe Biden.

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:42:52am

re: #50 Barefoot Grin

What’s the opposite of isolate?

You so early.

out ———>

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:44:45am

re: #44 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

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lawhawk  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:45:59am
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🌹UOJB!  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:51:33am

I need something to cheer me up. Hope this cheers everyone up as well!

The Spinners - Rubberband Man | REACTION

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:02:42pm

re: #56 🌹UOJB!

I need something to cheer me up. Hope this cheers everyone up as well!

Video

I was never a big fan of disco but this was a song from that era that I really enjoyed

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:03:53pm

re: #57 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I was never a big fan of disco but this was a song from that era that I really enjoyed

Yeah, it’s on my rotation of songs on my phone. It was/is just a fun song.

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:06:10pm

Canada Sends Patrols to ‘Prevent Caravans of Americans’ From Surging Across the Border

Americans in boats and RVs have been flouting the Canadian coronavirus border closing, forcing authorities to crack down

rollingstone.com

The rest of the world wants nothing to do with us…

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:10:00pm

re: #59 🌹UOJB!

Canada Sends Patrols to ‘Prevent Caravans of Americans’ From Surging Across the Border

Americans in boats and RVs have been flouting the Canadian coronavirus border closing, forcing authorities to crack down

rollingstone.com

The rest of the world wants nothing to do with us…

Are they throwing the adults in prison and the children in cages?

I would guess not, only scum would do something like that.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:11:26pm

re: #59 🌹UOJB!

Yeah, you really don’t want to piss off Canadians. We’re nice MOST of the time, but we have our limits.

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lawhawk  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:27:54pm

Obama’s set up first round of endorsements for congressional races, including a bunch in NY, NJ, CA, and TX. They run the ideological spectrum too. Because winning back Senate also means knowing that winning seats gets you control and you can’t expect everyone to be a coastal liberal.

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lawhawk  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:31:46pm

Trump: MAGA.

Reality from just this past month:

We are worse off than when Trump took power. We are weaker, more vulnerable, and have a shattered economy. That’s all on Trump and the GOP that enables him.

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:37:37pm

re: #63 lawhawk

Trump: MAGA.

Reality from just this past month:

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We are worse off than when Trump took power. We are weaker, more vulnerable, and have a shattered economy. That’s all on Trump and the GOP that enables him.

but look at all the money we’re spending on the military.
contracts are way higher than under obama //

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:37:43pm

Nobody has discussed how much Covid has seriously impacted our armed forces readiness, especially the Navy. Only mitigating factor is that other nations are just as affected, but we are the ones with the largest navy.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:40:45pm

re: #60 Eventual Carrion

Are they throwing the adults in prison and the children in cages?

I would guess not, only scum would do something like that.

They should throw the MAGAts in cages and send the kids to school.

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sagehen  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:45:13pm

re: #61 Eclectic Cyborg

Yeah, you really don’t want to piss off Canadians. We’re nice MOST of the time, but we have our limits.

You spawned Justin Bieber and Celine Dion, then inflicted them on us. Not sure I can ever forgive you for that.

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JC1  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:45:38pm

re: #65 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Nobody has discussed how much Covid has seriously impacted our armed forces readiness, especially the Navy. Only mitigating factor is that other nations are just as affected, but we are the ones with the largest navy.

Par for the course with pandemics. The reason that the Spanish Flu is called the Spanish Flu is that Spain was neutral in WW1 and thus had no reason to lie about how it was affected. The great powers engaged in the war didn’t want to show weakness and lied about being affected.

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lawhawk  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:45:57pm

re: #65 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Military has been hit hard, from TR being incapacitated to having other ships with outbreaks due to failure to contain. Navy hard hit, but other branches are also affected.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:46:10pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:48:42pm

re: #69 lawhawk

Military has been hit hard, from TR being incapacitated to having other ships with outbreaks due to failure to contain. Navy hard hit, but other branches are also affected.

Army and AF have some leeway to physically spread out, but navy ships cannot operate effectively without a full crew complement and that leaves no room onboard for distancing.

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mmmirele  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:50:01pm

Trump appointee to USAID thinks she’s being persecuted, so she’s teaming up with Jacob Wohl’s “Project 1599” to expose all this on Wednesday. I frankly hope she’s embarrassed into resigning before then.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:50:32pm
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PhillyPretzel  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:53:35pm

re: #73 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

It is a good thing that I ordered this over the weekend.
amazon.com

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:54:19pm

re: #72 mmmirele

Trump appointee to USAID thinks she’s being persecuted, so she’s teaming up with Jacob Wohl’s “Project 1599” to expose all this on Wednesday. I frankly hope she’s embarrassed into resigning before then.

How about the “Project 1959” to celebrate small towns, white picket fences, nickel cokes and hard-working white people who lived in nice neighborhoods - across the railroad tracks from the blacks, who knew their place?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:56:09pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 12:57:39pm
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Jay C  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:00:45pm

re: #72 mmmirele

Trump appointee to USAID thinks she’s being persecuted, so she’s teaming up with Jacob Wohl’s “Project 1599” to expose all this on Wednesday. I frankly hope she’s embarrassed into resigning before then.

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“US-funded Tunisian LGBT soap operas”??

LOLWUT?

Sounds silly, but I can think of a lot worse things this country has spent its money on….

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:02:31pm

Falwell Jr. posted this pic and quickly deleted it. 😳

click through to the tweet to see the whole photo.

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:03:05pm

What the hell?

QAnon’s New Conspiracy: Democrats Are Stealing African Children

In one email sent to multiple journalists, including news staff of Cool FM, Wazobia FM and Nigeria Info FM—Nigeria’s three biggest private radio stations—the sender, who goes by the name “William Gyado,” claimed a U.S. government agent with access to classified information involving the Trump administration and its American opponents had found that “there is a worldwide cabal of Satan-worshipping pedophiles who rule and control almost everything in the world” and that these pedophiles are Americans who exploit Black people, including children in West Africa, and brutalize African Americans using law-enforcement agents.

thedailybeast.com

THESE IGNORANT ASSHOLES NEVER QUIT!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:04:27pm
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🌹UOJB!  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:04:36pm

re: #79 Teddy’s Person

Falwell Jr. posted this pic and quickly deleted it. 😳

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click through to the tweet to see the whole photo.

So Hugh Hefner, Jr, er, Jerry Jr is getting down with the pool boy again?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:04:57pm

re: #67 sagehen

You spawned Justin Bieber and Celine Dion, then inflicted them on us. Not sure I can ever forgive you for that.

We also gave you Mike Myers, Alex Trebek and Ryan Reynolds.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:05:52pm

re: #79 Teddy’s Person

Falwell Jr. posted this pic and quickly deleted it. 😳

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click through to the tweet to see the whole photo.

My guess is he meant to PM that to someone.

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DodgerFan1988  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:07:37pm

“ALL LIVES MATTER.”

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A Mom Anon  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:09:03pm

re: #83 Eclectic Cyborg

And Rush, thankyewverymuch…

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:09:14pm

re: #85 DodgerFan1988

Oh great, incoming wave of conservatives saying “I told you so!” in 3…2…1…

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sagehen  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:09:21pm

re: #83 Eclectic Cyborg

We also gave you Mike Myers, Alex Trebek and Ryan Reynolds.

Mitigating factors to be considered at sentencing, but it doesn’t completely get you off the hook.

(thanks also for Kiefer Sutherland, Samantha Bee and Jason Jones, and Cirque de Soleil).

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:09:37pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:10:01pm

re: #88 sagehen

Mitigating factors to be considered at sentencing, but it doesn’t completely get you off the hook.

(thanks also for Kiefer Sutherland, Samantha Bee and Jason Jones, and Cirque de Soleil).

Hey, we had to do something to make up for Nickelback!

/

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lawhawk  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:10:17pm

re: #83 Eclectic Cyborg

And Rush.

That offsets Dion and Bieber.

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KGxvi  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:12:52pm

re: #20 dangerman

Passing a bill through the normal process and sending it to the governor to be signed into law is not a coup. It’s literally how our system of government is supposed to work.

Also, what exactly is his argument going to be in court? How does he not get laughed out of every single courtroom he goes into on a claim like this?

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makeitstop  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:13:59pm

re: #67 sagehen

You spawned Justin Bieber and Celine Dion, then inflicted them on us. Not sure I can ever forgive you for that.

Rush (not Limbaugh) is a mitigating factor.

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Jay C  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:17:01pm

re: #81 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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LOL

“Project 1599 HQ”?
That’s Burkman’s front driveway, right?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:20:16pm

re: #92 KGxvi

Passing a bill through the normal process and sending it to the governor to be signed into law is not a coup. It’s literally how our system of government is supposed to work.

Also, what exactly is his argument going to be in court? How does he not get laughed out of every single courtroom he goes into on a claim like this?

Seriously his ignorance of basic civics astounds me.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:20:52pm

So tiny… SQUEEEEEEE!!

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:23:33pm

re: #95 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

When DT was running for POTUS many people brought that same bit of information up. DT’s response was he was to pick the best people for the job and he would do extreme vetting. He and the so-called best people know very little of civics and local politics.

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Belafon  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:24:03pm

re: #85 DodgerFan1988

Still doesn’t explain the cop on his neck for minutes after he was dead.

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Belafon  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:24:47pm

Everyone wants to forget that the moment a person is in custody, it is the job of the cop to keep them safe, even from themselves.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:25:38pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:26:54pm

FAKE! Eric has no friends.

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:29:15pm

re: #101 The Pie Overlord!

That is why in PA one must request a mail-in ballot. They are not just sent to someone’s house.

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A Mom Anon  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:29:45pm

re: #101 The Pie Overlord!

Show us the pictures. If this really happened then you know the assholes would never miss the opportunity to make the pictures public and plaster them everywhere. But sure Eric, we believe you cuz your family never lies or does anything shady….

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Belafon  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:29:57pm

re: #101 The Pie Overlord!

FAKE! Eric has no friends.

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And, if it was true, then that person mailing all of them back could find themselves in trouble.

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:31:41pm

re: #100 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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Rocky and Bullwinkle - Hey Rocky Watch Me Pull a Rabbit Out Of My Hat

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:32:20pm

re: #82 🌹UOJB!

So Hugh Hefner, Jr, er, Jerry Jr is getting down with the pool boy again?

The funny thing was that, of all the WTF things in the photo, he was concerned his followers might think he’s drinking *gasp* alcohol.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:32:48pm

re: #104 Belafon

And, if it was true, then that person mailing all of them back could find themselves in trouble.

I have received junk mail pretending to be ballot applications, but not actual ballots.

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:33:07pm

re: #84 Eclectic Cyborg

My guess is he meant to PM that to someone.

Oopsie.

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DodgerFan1988  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:35:11pm

re: #87 Eclectic Cyborg

Oh great, incoming wave of conservatives saying “I told you so!” in 3…2…1…

“Free Derek Chauvin!” all over Conservative social media.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:35:37pm

Theory: Republican campaigns are going to send fake but official looking “Mail in ballots” to people to try and fuck with the election (“I know I sent my ballot in!”).

(Yes, I know it’s illegal but do you really expect them to care?)

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gocart mozart  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:36:11pm
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🌹UOJB!  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:36:52pm

Charlie Jerk sounds like Jimmy The Greek.

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:37:48pm

re: #101 The Pie Overlord!

FAKE! Eric has no friends.

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Shorter Eric: Daddy please notice me!

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:38:55pm

Adding to Jerry Jr’s “Woes”

Liberty University Poured Millions Into Sports. Now Its Black Athletes Are Leaving.

Jerry Falwell Jr.’s dream of athletic domination is in peril.

slate.com

awwww

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:38:56pm

re: #112 🌹UOJB!

Charlie Jerk sounds like Jimmy The Greek.

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So…he’s upset because he sucks at basketball?

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I Would Prefer Not To  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:39:20pm

I can’t watch the George Floyd videos. Are they really that bad?

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:39:52pm

This just in—Jerry Jr says that’s not wine in my glass! It’s Welch’s Grape!

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gocart mozart  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:40:46pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:42:26pm

re: #114 🌹UOJB!

Adding to Jerry Jr’s “Woes”

Liberty University Poured Millions Into Sports. Now Its Black Athletes Are Leaving.

Jerry Falwell Jr.’s dream of athletic domination is in peril.

slate.com

awwww

Heartwarming stories like this are one reason I keep coming back to LGF, almost as good as puppies and kittens (which we also have).

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:43:06pm

re: #117 🌹UOJB!

Right. And Manischewitz products are not really kosher. //////

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gocart mozart  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:48:02pm
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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:49:17pm

re: #121 gocart mozart

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If I look at that with my reading glasses on, I see Einstein. If I take them off, I see a scary hybrid.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:50:06pm

Isaias heading for the Carolina coast:

radar.weather.gov

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KGxvi  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:50:18pm

re: #101 The Pie Overlord!

FAKE! Eric has no friends.

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The bit about “my maiden name” suggests this “friend” was a woman. And let’s be real, how many people think that Eric Trump (or any grown male Trump for that matter) has a female friend that don’t charge them an hourly rate?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:52:29pm

re: #121 gocart mozart

I squinted and got Marilyn

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mmmirele  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:53:19pm

re: #94 Jay C

LOL

“Project 1599 HQ”?
That’s Burkman’s front driveway, right?

Actually, I thought that was the year Wohl and Burkman want to time travel back to.

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:54:39pm

re: #121 gocart mozart

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I see The Doctor Regenerating!

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I Would Prefer Not To  Aug 3, 2020 • 1:56:41pm

This is good.

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KGxvi  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:00:30pm

Another day, another coronavirus outbreak among a MLB team… Cardinals had an outbreak, their series with the Tigers has been postponed. They’re not going to be able to complete this season. It’s simply not going to happen.

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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:00:59pm

Begun, the Houston mask wars have.

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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:01:36pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:02:08pm

My opinion of Dwayne Johnson was not very high, but it went down:

It’s sign of how jaded I’ve become, that upon reading this my first thought is that Dwayne wants to get more into public life (politics), and is buying McMahon’s silence for some reason. Perhaps also buying his (Dwayne’s) ex-wife’s silenece.

But I’m old and jaded.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:04:57pm

re: #129 KGxvi

Another day, another coronavirus outbreak among a MLB team… Cardinals had an outbreak, their series with the Tigers has been postponed. They’re not going to be able to complete this season. It’s simply not going to happen.

It’s all so messed up.

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garzooma  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:05:10pm

re: #82 🌹UOJB!

So Hugh Hefner, Jr, er, Jerry Jr is getting down with the pool boy again?

Reminds me of an SNL line “A priest was arrested for soliciting prostitutes, paying them to dress as nuns. A Vatican spokesman called this ‘Progress’.”

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KGxvi  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:05:38pm

re: #132 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

The Rock played college football and had a cup of coffee in the CFL before becoming a wrestler. It might just be that he loves football and wants to make a run at this.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:07:11pm

re: #135 KGxvi

Of course that is possible. He bought the XFL right before it was going to auction. McMahon basically took the company in bankruptcy, so a judge has to approve Johnson’s purchase.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:08:05pm

But the jaded part of me asks, is what America needs in 2020 yet another sports league?????

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mmmirele  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:08:11pm

Salt Lake Tribune columnist chews out his fellow citizens for being idiots during the pandemic.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:09:12pm

re: #135 KGxvi

The Rock played college football and had a cup of coffee in the CFL before becoming a wrestler. It might just be that he loves football and wants to make a run at this.

Yeah I think that’s the likely explanation here. You’re seeing more people in the sports world try to get into other sports- see Mahomes getting an ownership in the Royals or Magic Johnson with the Dodgers.

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danarchy  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:11:38pm

re: #135 KGxvi

The Rock played college football and had a cup of coffee in the CFL before becoming a wrestler. It might just be that he loves football and wants to make a run at this.

Could be betting that the NFL season and college football are going to be shot, and if a vaccine is available by early next year the XFL may be able to get a season in when football fans are desperate for anything.

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KGxvi  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:11:54pm

re: #137 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

But the jaded part of me asks, is what America needs in 2020 yet another sports league?????

Eh, there always seems to be demand for more sports. Personally, even though I love college football, there’s a part of me that would love to see this new ownership group open it to college age players, and give them an option to actually make money.

Truth be told, I’m not sure a new football league can survive even without the pandemic. But I’ve got no real problem with someone trying.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:12:30pm

re: #129 KGxvi

Another day, another coronavirus outbreak among a MLB team… Cardinals had an outbreak, their series with the Tigers has been postponed. They’re not going to be able to complete this season. It’s simply not going to happen.

MLB really should have gone with a bubble or hub model. Having all these teams fly around the country to play each other significantly increases their risk of infection.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:12:32pm
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KGxvi  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:15:04pm

re: #142 Eclectic Cyborg

MLB really should have gone with a bubble or hub model. Having all these teams fly around the country to play each other significantly increases their risk of infection.

The weird thing was, they were the first to suggest a hub model - they were going to have teams set up at Spring Training facilities in Arizona and Florida… though given the way things have played out, I’m not sure that would have been much better.

Also, I would think that flying charter, as most pro teams do now, would be at least somewhat safe because you’re minimizing contact with the public. But apparently not.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:15:23pm

Here’s a fun game to play for some levity:

What would be the perfect entrance theme for Joe Biden if he had one?

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:18:27pm

re: #145 Eclectic Cyborg

Do not laugh too hard. Dawning of the Age of Aquarius.

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KGxvi  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:18:55pm

re: #143 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

The only real argument that the people would have for it taking too long is that the convention was supposed to be three weeks ago (and therefore the pick would have been made 4-5 weeks ago). But if he’s got a little extra time, might as well make sure it’s the right choice.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:19:46pm

re: #140 danarchy

Could be betting that the NFL season and college football are going to be shot, and if a vaccine is available by early next year the XFL may be able to get a season in when football fans are desperate for anything.

Except, there is no “XFL” per se. All employees were terminated in April. The only thing that remains is basically the corporate paperwork and it’s broadcasting agreements (which all broadcasting parties say must be renegotiated when new ownership is established)

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I Would Prefer Not To  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:20:55pm

re: #147 KGxvi

The only real argument that the people would have for it taking too long is that the convention was supposed to be three weeks ago (and therefore the pick would have been made 4-5 weeks ago). But if he’s got a little extra time, might as well make sure it’s the right choice.

I will support whomever he chooses. I will not 2nd guess his choice. I will scream from my rooftop that she is the perfect candidate for VP. (I also look forward to her attacking trump).

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:21:36pm

re: #148 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Except, there is no “XFL” per se. All employees were terminated in April. The only thing that remains is basically the corporate paperwork and it’s broadcasting agreements (which all broadcasting parties say must be renegotiated when new ownership is established)

Also, the original XFL bombed horribly, so the league doesn’t exactly have great brand recognition no matter how you look at it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:21:52pm

re: #146 PhillyPretzel

Do not laugh too hard. Dawning of the Age of Aquarius.

Heroes

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KGxvi  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:22:52pm

re: #145 Eclectic Cyborg

Here’s a fun game to play for some levity:

What would be the perfect entrance theme for Joe Biden if he had one?

2014: Dusty Rhodes 1st WWE Theme Song - Common Man Boogie [ᵀᴱᴼ + ᴴᴰ]

Not sure it fits exactly, but I think Joe would appreciate it.

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:22:58pm

re: #83 Eclectic Cyborg

We also gave you Mike Myers, Alex Trebek and Ryan Reynolds.

and ginger ale

and canoes

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:23:49pm

re: #151 Backwoods_Sleuth

Heroes

Wingnut heads will explode with the lyrics

I, I will be king
And you, you will be queen

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I Would Prefer Not To  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:25:00pm

re: #153 dangerman

and ginger ale

and canoes

Insulin was “invented” in Toronto in the 1920s. (it wasn’t invented, they figured out how to make it).

also Neil Young.
Plus Neil Young
and Neil Young.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:25:02pm

re: #123 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Isaias heading for the Carolina coast:

radar.weather.gov

MD is under a storm and food warning. I’ve seen a little reason and some wind…

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:25:34pm

re: #101 The Pie Overlord!

FAKE! Eric has no friends.

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regardless, it’s a total lie
that’s not how databases work

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:25:36pm

re: #145 Eclectic Cyborg

Here’s a fun game to play for some levity:

What would be the perfect entrance theme for Joe Biden if he had one?

This might be good for election night.

David Bowie & Mick Jagger - Dancing In The Street (Official Video)

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danarchy  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:25:46pm

re: #147 KGxvi

The only real argument that the people would have for it taking too long is that the convention was supposed to be three weeks ago (and therefore the pick would have been made 4-5 weeks ago). But if he’s got a little extra time, might as well make sure it’s the right choice.

Well, he also had announced he intended to make his pick by Aug 1st a while back. If not for that I don’t think it would be a thing. I mean all pontificating and prognostication would still be happening, but probably not the what’s taking so long angle.

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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:26:00pm
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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:26:22pm

re: #104 Belafon

And, if it was true, then that person mailing all of them back could find themselves in trouble.

exactly you still only get to vote once no matter how many times you appear on the rolls

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:26:35pm

re: #156 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Food warning? Flood Warning makes more sense

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KGxvi  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:27:15pm

re: #148 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Except, there is no “XFL” per se. All employees were terminated in April. The only thing that remains is basically the corporate paperwork and it’s broadcasting agreements (which all broadcasting parties say must be renegotiated when new ownership is established)

Broadcasting agreements, possibly stadium rental agreements, IP on team names/logos. Lot of stuff to work with there, even if you have to renegotiate the TV deals and rebrand the league.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:29:10pm

re: #157 dangerman

regardless, it’s a total lie
that’s not how databases work

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Said “friend” would have to had registered under six different names.

oops

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sagehen  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:31:18pm

re: #128 I Would Prefer Not To

This is good.

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I’d also like to see Stephanie Ruhl get a promotion, to a time slot where financial issues are most appropriate. She’s currently on at 9am, when all the bankers and brokers and investors are otherwise engaged. Maybe lunchtime?

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William Lewis  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:32:27pm

re: #145 Eclectic Cyborg

Here’s a fun game to play for some levity:

What would be the perfect entrance theme for Joe Biden if he had one?

The theme from the medal ceremony in Star Wars A New Hope.

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:32:53pm

re: #166 William Lewis

That works.

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:34:12pm

re: #155 I Would Prefer Not To

Insulin was “invented” in Toronto in the 1920s. (it wasn’t invented, they figured out how to make it).

also Neil Young.
Plus Neil Young
and Neil Young.

did he arrive in a canoe?

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:34:35pm

re: #156 Colère Tueur de Lapin

MD is under a storm and food warning. I’ve seen a little reason and some wind…

er…flood?

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sagehen  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:35:35pm

re: #135 KGxvi

The Rock played college football and had a cup of coffee in the CFL before becoming a wrestler. It might just be that he loves football and wants to make a run at this.

In his HBO show Ballers, he was a player’s agent for the first few seasons, became an owner for the final season. His over-riding priority was to get unlimited lifetime medical for any player who did 3 seasons or more. (and yeah, with the help of top-notch social media people he did manage to shame all the owners into voting for his proposal)

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KGxvi  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:36:20pm

Wait, so the orange idiot is saying that he’s going to ban tik tok unless it is sold… and now that it looks like it might happen, he thinks the government (which, I assume he thinks means him, personally) should get a payment for approving the sale?

What in the actual fuck is this mafiaocracy bullshit?

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:37:06pm

re: #164 Backwoods_Sleuth

Said “friend” would have to had registered under six different names.

oops

bingo
and somehow (innocently) not ‘realize’ it

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:37:24pm

So, the Marlins return to baseball activities tomorrow in Baltimore. Followed by a doubleheader (7 innings each) on Wednesday. In which the Orioles will be the home team in the 1st game. And the Marlins’ “home opener” will be the second game.
They’ll close the series on Thursday, again with the Marlins being the “home team”

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:38:22pm

re: #172 dangerman

bingo
and somehow (innocently) not ‘realize’ it

So, in other words, a perfect friend for Eric.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:39:41pm

re: #171 KGxvi

Wait, so the orange idiot is saying that he’s going to ban tik tok unless it is sold… and now that it looks like it might happen, he thinks the government (which, I assume he thinks means him, personally) should get a payment for approving the sale?

What in the actual fuck is this mafiaocracy bullshit?

quid pro quo

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:41:54pm
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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:42:25pm

re: #171 KGxvi

Wait, so the orange idiot is saying that he’s going to ban tik tok unless it is sold… and now that it looks like it might happen, he thinks the government (which, I assume he thinks means him, personally) should get a payment for approving the sale?

What in the actual fuck is this mafiaocracy bullshit?

And when you’re a president, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ‘em by the kickback. You can do anything.

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:42:36pm

re: #171 KGxvi

Wait, so the orange idiot is saying that he’s going to ban tik tok unless it is sold… and now that it looks like it might happen, he thinks the government (which, I assume he thinks means him, personally) should get a payment for approving the sale?

What in the actual fuck is this mafiaocracy bullshit?

he is insane
meanwhile
the R senate tells lies to hide the truth
while the press tells half-lies because they’ve forgotten where they put it

(from lawrence of arabia, adapted)

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:42:42pm

re: #145 Eclectic Cyborg

Here’s a fun game to play for some levity:

What would be the perfect entrance theme for Joe Biden if he had one?

“Happy Days are Here Again!” (Ben Selvin and the Crooners, 1930)

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Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:43:22pm

re: #158 Teddy’s Person

This might be good for election night.

[Embedded content]

And this one for the morning after:

Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky (Official Video)

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:43:31pm

re: #173 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

So, the Marlins return to baseball activities tomorrow in Baltimore. Followed by a doubleheader (7 innings each) on Wednesday. In which the Orioles will be the home team in the 1st game. And the Marlins’ “home opener” will be the second game.
They’ll close the series on Thursday, again with the Marlins being the “home team”

Oh yeah, Phillies return to action tonight, in NYC against the Yankees

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:45:07pm

wapo

George Conway: “Trump’s sanction must come at the polls, and beyond. For the sake of our constitutional republic, he must lose, and lose badly. Yet that should be just a start: We should only honor former presidents who uphold and sustain our nation’s enduring democratic values. There should be no schools, bridges or statues devoted to Trump. His name should live in infamy, and he should be remembered, if at all, for precisely what he was — not a president, but a blundering cheat.”

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Kilroy was here  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:45:14pm

re: #145 Eclectic Cyborg

Here’s a fun game to play for some levity:

What would be the perfect entrance theme for Joe Biden if he had one?

Peter Gunn Theme

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KGxvi  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:47:20pm

re: #182 dangerman

Damnatio memoriae.

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:47:32pm

gee. what coulda caused that?

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Patricia Kayden  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:47:47pm

re: #1 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

He must not be noticing that Biden is up in the polls. Warren doesn’t have to say a thing.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:48:01pm

2020sucks

jeebus.

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KGxvi  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:48:59pm

re: #185 dangerman

Did FNC cover the memorial?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:49:19pm

Damn, early voting started today. I really need to look at the ballot.
I got my mail-in ballot around two weeks ago and haven’t opened it.
I may just hit the early voting site across the street.

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:49:45pm

re: #171 KGxvi

Wait, so the orange idiot is saying that he’s going to ban tik tok unless it is sold… and now that it looks like it might happen, he thinks the government (which, I assume he thinks means him, personally) should get a payment for approving the sale?

What in the actual fuck is this mafiaocracy bullshit?

to look at it another way:

Asking for a bribe is no longer illegal while mail in voting is.

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:50:04pm

Oh my, Norwegian Cruise Lines’ ship quarantined as some aboard test positive amidst fears that it will spark an outbreak along the coast.

That’s something they just can’t afjord.

Sorry. The outbreak is not a joke.

bbc.com

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:51:38pm

re: #188 KGxvi

Did FNC cover the memorial?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:51:53pm

re: #166 William Lewis

The theme from the medal ceremony in Star Wars A New Hope.

Star Wars Throne Room Theme Song

Good choice!

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piratedan  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:51:58pm

re: #183 Kilroy was here

I was thinking along the lines of the 1966 Avengers theme, although asking Ms. Harris to sport Ms. Rigg’s latex wardrobe might be a reach:

The Avengers TV Intro - Season 5 - 1966

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i(m)p(each)sos  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:52:47pm

re: #192 dangerman

[Embedded content]

“Fox: We’re Not Racist, But We’re #1 With Racists!”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:53:28pm

re: #158 Teddy’s Person

This might be good for election night.

[Embedded content]

Video

That was TOO MUCH FUN!!!

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teleskiguy  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:54:16pm

Fuckface Von Clownstick is running his filthy sewer mouth, reading wanly from a prepared statement at the moment.

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sagehen  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:56:17pm

re: #145 Eclectic Cyborg

Here’s a fun game to play for some levity:

What would be the perfect entrance theme for Joe Biden if he had one?

Queen Latifah - Ladies First (feat. Monie Love) [Music Video]

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:57:29pm

re: #198 sagehen

I am admittedly partial to the Avengers theme:

The Avengers - Theme Song

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:58:25pm

re: #171 KGxvi

Wait, so the orange idiot is saying that he’s going to ban tik tok unless it is sold… and now that it looks like it might happen, he thinks the government (which, I assume he thinks means him, personally) should get a payment for approving the sale?

What in the actual fuck is this mafiaocracy bullshit?

I just realized that this is the same thing as Mexico will pay for the wall and China is paying billions in tariffs into our Treasury…

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bratwurst  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:58:29pm

Why the fuck can this idiot not say PLASMA correctly?

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teleskiguy  Aug 3, 2020 • 2:59:45pm
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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:00:14pm

This should be Joe’s walk on music.

Put A Little Love In Your Heart

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:01:01pm

re: #201 bratwurst

Why the fuck can this idiot not say PLASMA correctly?

Does he keep saying SMEGMA?

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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:02:15pm
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bratwurst  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:03:43pm

re: #204 Barefoot Grin

Does he keep saying SMEGMA?

He says “plausma”. I’ve never heard anyone else pronounce it like that ever.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:03:54pm
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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:04:34pm
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garzooma  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:05:08pm

re: #191 Barefoot Grin

Oh my, Norwegian Cruise Lines’ ship quarantined as some aboard test positive amidst fears that it will spark an outbreak along the coast.

That’s something they just can’t afjord.

Sorry. The outbreak is not a joke.

bbc.com

From the article: “A preliminary evaluation shows a breakdown in several of our internal procedures…”

It’s a little ironic that the ship was the MS Roald Amundsen. Amundsen was famous for his meticulous planning and execution. I love his line “Adventure is just bad planning.”

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:05:09pm

re: #196 Backwoods_Sleuth

That was TOO MUCH FUN!!!

This video debuted during the broadcast of Live Aid in the summer of 1985. We were glued to the TV. This was our Beatles on Ed Sullivan.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:07:32pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:08:09pm

re: #206 bratwurst

He says “plausma”. I’ve never heard anyone else pronounce it like that ever.

It should be plas-ma. Like Plaza with an m in it.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:09:46pm
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plansbandc  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:11:11pm

re: #213 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Egad that’s cute.

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:11:47pm

re: #212 Eclectic Cyborg

It should be plas-ma. Like Plaza with an m in it.

That’s plausible.

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cat-tikvah  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:12:02pm
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Jay C  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:12:08pm

re: #194 piratedan

I was thinking along the lines of the 1966 Avengers theme, although asking Ms. Harris to sport Ms. Rigg’s latex wardrobe might be a reach:

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Though Joe would totally own the bowler and umbrella trick…..

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teleskiguy  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:15:43pm
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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:16:19pm

Trump wants paid y’all.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:16:50pm

re: #218 teleskiguy

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Ms. Hoover I ate my homework. I’m being unfair to Ralph I concede.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:17:25pm

re: #219 Teddy’s Person

Trump wants paid y’all.

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He runs the Presidency like a two bit mafia operation.

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:18:46pm

re: #208 jaunte

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citing ‘flare ups’ is a way to say see, we’re not doing too badly
no worse than anyone else
(we are - worse than most, and way worse than we could have been)

besides why should the experiences of other countries be the standard we should meet?
what happened to american exceptionalism and all that?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:19:08pm

re: #219 Teddy’s Person

Trump wants paid y’all.

[Embedded content]

tik tok should sell to microsoft for $1

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Dread Pirate Ron  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:21:44pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:21:48pm

re: #222 dangerman

citing ‘flare ups’ is a way to say see, we’re not doing too badly
no worse than anyone else
(we are - worse than most, and way worse than we could have been)

besides why should the experiences of other countries be the standard we should meet?
what happened to american exceptionalism and all that?

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Trump never believed in America anyhow.

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:22:02pm

re: #218 teleskiguy

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at least they asked
now follow up goddammit!

why isnt it done?
how far along is it?
give us specifics of what to expect?

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:23:40pm

Holy cow. Trump has unleashed the psychopaths.

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:23:58pm

re: #219 Teddy’s Person

Trump wants paid y’all.

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you’re the government - the representative actors of the people
you don’t deserve anything

you have a job
for which you are paid a salary
apparently you say you donate yours

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:25:35pm

re: #224 Dread Pirate Ron

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a lot of swing-y states there in red

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:25:37pm
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KGxvi  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:26:11pm

re: #223 Backwoods_Sleuth

tik tok should sell to microsoft for $1

With a buy back option effective January 21, 2021

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:26:28pm

re: #227 Teddy’s Person

Holy cow. Trump has unleashed the psychopaths.

[Embedded content]

Life comes at you fast.

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KGxvi  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:26:33pm

Also, anyone else in Southern California feel the earthquake?

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teleskiguy  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:26:58pm

re: #226 dangerman

at least they asked
now follow up goddammit!

Actually, he brought it up unprompted in the middle of his spew about mail in ballots. And follow up was not possible, he walked out.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:27:46pm

re: #220 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Ms. Hoover I ate my homework. I’m being unfair to Ralph I concede.

Heh, I had to explain to an instructor I had lost a group project in a technical writing class.
My thumb drive had disappeared. I was the group ‘compiler’
He cracked up when I told him I was pretty sure my cat had swiped the drive.
I did recover the drive, it was under the fridge with about 50 bottle caps the cat was collecting

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:27:51pm

re: #227 Teddy’s Person

Holy cow. Trump has unleashed the psychopaths.

[Embedded content]

the front line, the ones taking the brunt in all this are the teens, baristas, cashiers, door greeters, - lower paid workers, etc.
you know ‘the essentials’
while management cowers behind the one way mirrors

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Thanos  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:27:57pm

If Neil Finn were from the US I would pick another song entirely. I don’t even have to name it.

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plansbandc  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:30:11pm

re: #238 dangerman

This is definitely during the trumpster era, but it’s old. (No masks) Guy got ID’d and fired.

That being said, how in the world does someone decide that they can just slap the shit out of someone for really no reason at all? I’m sick of seeing this shit.

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Patricia Kayden  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:31:10pm
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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:31:12pm

re: #230 The Pie Overlord!

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he is digging a hole on this he wont be able to climb out of (the defiant ones)

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Thanos  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:31:30pm

re: #238 dangerman

Burger King Kevin was I.D.’ed, fired, and charged.

tmz.com

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:31:36pm

re: #240 plansbandc

This is definitely during the trumpster era, but it’s old. (No masks) Guy got ID’d and fired.

That being said, how in the world does someone decide that they can just slap the shit out of someone for really no reason at all? I’m sick of seeing this shit.

The employee’s mask is on the counter.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:31:37pm

re: #238 dangerman

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:32:07pm

re: #235 teleskiguy

Actually, he brought it up unprompted in the middle of his spew about mail in ballots. And follow up was not possible, he walked out.

i see.
i dont actually watch or listen to him
i assumed from the tweet

and of course he did

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Dread Pirate Ron  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:32:12pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:32:58pm

re: #241 Patricia Kayden

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You don’t know Trump’s health care plan. She goes to school in Uz-beki-beki-stan.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:33:09pm

re: #247 Dread Pirate Ron

Stupid fucker is the king of weasel words. I’ve never seen anyone who so consistently answers a question without answering a question.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:34:05pm

re: #247 Dread Pirate Ron

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But sure Trump fans tell us more about Biden’s cognitive decline and dementia while you’re “ super enthusiastic” about this maroon.

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KGxvi  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:34:20pm

re: #247 Dread Pirate Ron

I think the thing, on a personal level, that annoys me the most about Trump is that he’s not even a good bullshitter. On a moral and philosophical level, I can’t stand 99.9999% of the shit that he does in office. But I mean, the guy can’t even do the work to be a mediocre bullshitter.

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:34:37pm

re: #249 Eclectic Cyborg

Stupid fucker is the king of weasel words. I’ve never seen anyone who so consistently answers a question without answering a question.

because no one holds him to it
ever

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:34:51pm

re: #249 Eclectic Cyborg

Stupid fucker is the king of weasel words. I’ve never seen anyone who so consistently answers a question without answering a question.

What is a question. Lots of people ask me questions. No president has answered less questions than me.

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:35:34pm

re: #251 KGxvi

I think the thing, on a personal level, that annoys me the most about Trump is that he’s not even a good bullshitter. On a moral and philosophical level, I can’t stand 99.9999% of the shit that he does in office. But I mean, the guy can’t even do the work to be a mediocre bullshitter.

he’s learned that for some reason he just doesnt have to
no one calls him on it to his face

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:35:39pm

re: #251 KGxvi

I think the thing, on a personal level, that annoys me the most about Trump is that he’s not even a good bullshitter. On a moral and philosophical level, I can’t stand 99.9999% of the shit that he does in office. But I mean, the guy can’t even do the work to be a mediocre bullshitter.

The stream of consciousness bullshit would be enough to make James Joyce go insane and he invented it.

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:36:42pm

BREAKING — Trump hit pause on his healthcare plan while Ivanka gets a patent from China for a process to extract Jared’s demon semen.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:37:28pm

re: #254 dangerman

This really is the problem. No one has ever had the balls to stand up to him and knock him down a few pegs. And because of this he thinks he’s untouchable.

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:38:41pm

re: #249 Eclectic Cyborg

Stupid fucker is the king of weasel words. I’ve never seen anyone who so consistently answers a question without answering a question.

He learned this from Roy Cohn.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:39:36pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:40:45pm

re: #257 Eclectic Cyborg

This really is the problem. No one has ever had the balls to stand up to him and knock him down a few pegs. And because of this he thinks he’s untouchable.

That’s why I hope we get a debate. Biden can add Trump’s name to Ryan and Palin’s in the debate scalps he’s collected.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:42:41pm

re: #182 dangerman

Personally, I’m waiting for someone to do a deepfake video where Mr. Morden is replaced by Donald Trump and Vir is replaced by Joe Biden…..

Vir Cotto Is A Badass

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Sherlock Hound  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:42:41pm

re: #217 Jay C

Though Joe would totally own the bowler and umbrella trick…..

If he redoes that opener with Elizabeth Warren, I’ll camp out at the polls!

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:43:19pm

re: #260 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

That’s why I hope we get a debate. Biden can add Trump’s name to Ryan and Palin’s in the debate scalps he’s collected.

And Trump makes Ryan and Palin look like (🤢) smart and/or articulate candidates.

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Sherlock Hound  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:44:00pm

re: #221 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

He runs the Presidency like a two bit mafia operation.

He and his staff won’t get upset at Mafia practices either. He’d better stay away from windows. And have an overwatch when he’s out.

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:44:12pm
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PhillyPretzel  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:47:03pm

I just finished setting up my new TV. At least I have WHYY. I think I have to move the antenna to get NJT out of Camden NJ.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:47:03pm
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gocart mozart  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:47:12pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:48:53pm

re: #268 gocart mozart

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I liked Tweety Amin.

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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:49:09pm

Steve Cortes is a pointless guest.

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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:50:13pm

Steve Cortes has never said anything new or enlightening. It might as well be McEnany.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:50:24pm

re: #269 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I liked Tweety Amin.

That, Pumpkin Pinochet and Orange Foolius are my personal favorites.

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A Three Hour Tour  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:51:37pm

re: #243 Thanos

Burger King Kevin was I.D.’ed, fired, and charged.

tmz.com

21 years old? Burger King Kevin looks 31, at least.

Living a hate and rage-filled life just really age you.

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:54:14pm

The CW is doing a pretty cool wear a mask campaign.

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Thanos  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:55:19pm

When I was very young and extremely unwise I would sometimes let anger best my humanity in a road ragey moment once in a blue moon . Then one day a guy hopped out of his car with nothing but tattered jeans on while twirling a huge cinder block tied to the end of a chain around his head. I did a quick three point and left, because seriously - who wants any of that.

Nowadays things are much worse because that guy might have a gun, or even worse: a camera.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:56:37pm

re: #272 Eclectic Cyborg

That, Pumpkin Pinochet and Orange Foolius are my personal favorites.

There’s so many good ones. The Scots had some great ones too when he visited and bragged about Brexit.

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 3:57:21pm

re: #267 Dread Pirate Ron

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they totally grasp
they think poor people should be so poor they would just beg for work

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:01:28pm
Artists who are part of a group called the “Trump Statue Initiative” put up temporary living statue installments along Waterfront Park in downtown Portland Monday. The pieces made political statements about President Donald Trump and federal response to protests. This is the group’s second installment. The first was in Washington D.C. in July. See photos here

They’re pretty cool.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:03:57pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:05:47pm

re: #279 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Dictators love Trump. And why not? They know he aspires to be one.

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DodgerFan1988  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:07:48pm

re: #243 Thanos

Burger King Kevin was I.D.’ed, fired, and charged.

tmz.com

“1:36 PM PT — Cops tell us the man, 21-year-old Austin Addison, was charged with harassment, disorderly conduct and criminal mischief.”

Criminal mischief? Why not felony assault? That was an open hand slap.

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:08:11pm

re: #279 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I read in article a few (several? time has no meaning) weeks ago that François “Pappa Doc” Duvalier had a place in Trump Tower at one time. [Right now too lazy to find the article]

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:09:24pm

here’s his yuge plan…

it’s like that Joe Namath tv commercial for Medicare supplement plan

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:09:58pm

re: #281 DodgerFan1988

“1:36 PM PT — Cops tell us the man, 21-year-old Austin Addison, was charged with harassment, disorderly conduct and criminal mischief.”

Criminal mischief? Why not felony assault? That was an open hand slap.

I think there’s a white answer to this question, but I’m not 100% sure of that.

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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:10:00pm

re: #282 Teddy’s Person

“…Trump’s deal with Duvalier is worthy of examination for a pair of reasons. For one, it highlights how steeped the president has been in the murk of globalized kleptocracy — the money-men, the shell companies, the secrecy and hidden finances that continue to characterize the world’s wealthiest.

The Duvalier deal also highlights another reality that would have been concerning enough had the president never neared the power he now knows. From Panama to Azerbaijan, Americans have become increasingly aware of Trump’s prior proximity to massive money laundering, and corruption writ large, via luxury vehicles like his apartments.”
archive.thinkprogress.org

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Belafon  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:11:00pm

re: #249 Eclectic Cyborg

Stupid fucker is the king of weasel words. I’ve never seen anyone who so consistently answers a question without answering a question.

If Biden debates Trump, one of his go tos should be “i will answer your question, but first could you require Trump to answer the last one you asked him?”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:15:29pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:16:28pm
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William Lewis  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:16:30pm

re: #281 DodgerFan1988

“1:36 PM PT — Cops tell us the man, 21-year-old Austin Addison, was charged with harassment, disorderly conduct and criminal mischief.”

Criminal mischief? Why not felony assault? That was an open hand slap.

Duh, he’s white.

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:16:54pm

re: #153 dangerman

and ginger ale

and canoes

AND

The Cap…tain…Will…ia…mmm…Sha…t…ner…

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Decatur Deb  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:20:04pm

Fanfare for the Common Man

Aaron Copland - Fanfare For The Common Man

That’s walk-on music.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:21:47pm

Obviously a veteran of the North Korean Army
The New North Korean Propaganda Video Is a Trip (LGF 4-8-13)

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:22:57pm

re: #291 Decatur Deb

Yes. Thumbs up. :)

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:24:09pm

re: #283 Backwoods_Sleuth

here’s his yuge plan…

[Embedded content]

it’s like that Joe Namath tv commercial for Medicare supplement plan

Was telehealth going away?

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:24:50pm

re: #285 jaunte

Thank you for the google assist!

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Decatur Deb  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:24:55pm

re: #293 PhillyPretzel

Yes. Thumbs up. :)

And to make it work, you walk on with a bunch of first-time voters.

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:25:44pm

re: #286 Belafon

If Biden debates Trump, one of his go toys should be “i will answer your question, but first could you require Trump to answer the last one you asked him?”

I am now pondering what exactly Joe’s “go toys” would be. 🤔

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IngisKahn  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:26:09pm

30 min till first hop of Starship prototype

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Dread Pirate Ron  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:26:44pm
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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:27:43pm

re: #288 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I’ve been doing that in Washington State for over 10 years only I don’t have to request a ballot. The Secretary of State kindly sends me one for each election along with a voter pamphlet. And before Eric asks, I’ve never received a ballot at my address that wasn’t mine.

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:28:57pm

re: #290 🌹UOJB!

AND

The Cap…tain…Will…ia…mmm…Sha…t…ner…

And another Captain Malcolm Reynolds.

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William Lewis  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:30:07pm

re: #291 Decatur Deb

Fanfare for the Common Man

[Embedded content]

That’s walk-on music.

Not bad.

Of course it always depends on the mood you want to set…

Thus Spoke Zarathustra - Opening Scene of 2001 A Space Odyssey

😎

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Decatur Deb  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:31:00pm

re: #302 William Lewis

Not bad.

Of course it always depends on the mood you want to set…

[Embedded content]

😎

That’s for the press pool intro.

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plansbandc  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:31:48pm
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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:31:58pm

re: #296 Decatur Deb

And to make it work, you walk on with a bunch of first-time voters.

Like the one in this video (which gives me an excuse to post my favorite campaign ad).

BREAKING: The Dangerous Ones #VoteForOurLives

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Dread Pirate Ron  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:33:14pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:33:38pm
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jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:33:40pm

re: #303 Decatur Deb

That’s what it will feel like for them to get questions answered again.

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IngisKahn  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:34:07pm
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Belafon  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:34:35pm

re: #297 Teddy’s Person

I am now pondering what exactly Joe’s “go toys” would be. 🤔

Thanks. Fixed.

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gocart mozart  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:35:46pm
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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:38:07pm

re: #310 Belafon

Thanks. Fixed.

I was digging the typo!!

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:39:02pm

re: #307 Backwoods_Sleuth

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dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

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Decatur Deb  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:40:58pm

Small town, big hurt. A nurse helps her mother die of CV, then an hour later, her father.

She died, then one hour later, her husband also died
wtvy.com

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teleskiguy  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:41:43pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:51:06pm
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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:51:24pm

Trump zugzwanged his own self again

Politico: “New private polling shared first with Politico showed that Republicans have become overwhelmingly concerned about mail balloting, which Trump has claimed, without evidence, will lead to widespread voter fraud. A potentially decisive slice of Trump’s battleground-state base — 15% of Trump voters in Florida, 12% in Pennsylvania and 10% in Michigan — said that getting a ballot in the mail would make them less likely to vote in November.”

“Trump won each of those states by a thin margin in 2016, and less than 1% of Joe Biden voters said getting a ballot mailed to them would make them less likely to vote. Overall, 53% of voters in Florida and about half in Michigan and Pennsylvania expressed health concerns about casting their ballots in person and prefer voting by mail in November.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:52:39pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 3, 2020 • 4:52:40pm

Twitter is fucked up right now.

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gwangung  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:02:04pm

re: #319 The Pie Overlord!

Twitter is fucked up right now.

And how is that any different from any other time?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:05:28pm
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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:05:46pm

re: #320 gwangung

And how is that any different from any other time?

Doing some weird ass shit and not loading threads for me.

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austin_blue  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:08:06pm

re: #145 Eclectic Cyborg

Here’s a fun game to play for some levity:

What would be the perfect entrance theme for Joe Biden if he had one?

The strings from Peter and the Wolf

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:08:38pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:08:47pm

re: #322 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Doing some weird ass shit and not loading threads for me.

I’ve been binge watching Dim Patrol all day and have barely been online and Twitter said I’d reached my limit of tweets for the day. I tried again and it worked. Weird.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:10:37pm

Tweetdeck down for me, have access to twitter prime though

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:11:55pm

re: #326 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Tweetdeck down for me, have access to twitter prime though

Tweetdeck up

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:12:00pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:14:02pm
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DodgerFan1988  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:16:32pm

Crawl back under the rock from where you came, Ann.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:16:52pm
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plansbandc  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:20:01pm

re: #330 DodgerFan1988

So does anything in the new footage excuse the murder of George Floyd? I will not watch it or read any of the Republican hate.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:20:13pm

re: #320 gwangung

And how is that any different from any other time?

I keep getting logged out. It’s not just me, others are complaining about the same thing.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:20:42pm

Tweetdeck just logged out again. Saying it no longer had permission to log into my account

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:25:08pm
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stpaulbear  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:26:22pm

re: #145 Eclectic Cyborg

Here’s a fun game to play for some levity:

What would be the perfect entrance theme for Joe Biden if he had one?

This may be too optimistic, but the local oldies station has been playing this song a lot, and I always add a harmony.

I Can See Clearly Now

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William Lewis  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:29:26pm

re: #332 plansbandc

So does anything in the new footage excuse the murder of George Floyd? I will not watch it or read any of the Republican hate.

They were still responsible for his life. They killed him by actions done and left undone. Arguably it could impact sentencing (20 years instead of life).

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Dread Pirate Ron  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:29:31pm

Stupid is as stupid does.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:29:34pm
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plansbandc  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:30:57pm

re: #336 stpaulbear

Oh how I love this song. Had to sing it immediately. Our zoom choir practice got canceled again tonight.

How about we sing it together??

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:32:09pm

re: #337 William Lewis

They were still responsible for his life. They killed him actions done and left undone. Arguably it could impact sentencing (20 years instead of life).

Did their charges get upgraded and I missed it? I didn’t think they were looking at life.

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gocart mozart  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:32:11pm

re: #315 teleskiguy
Ski joke

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Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:34:31pm
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William Lewis  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:34:59pm

re: #341 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Did their charges get upgraded and I missed it? I didn’t think they were looking at life.

Metaphorically speaking.

345
plansbandc  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:39:24pm

re: #339 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Look at those eyes!

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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:44:49pm

re: #343 Teddy’s Person

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if the postal service can’t handle the load even right now, fire the postmaster.
anyone know who it is? //

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:44:53pm

SPORTS BALL

348
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:45:37pm

Spacex SN5 hop scrubbed for day

349
Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:46:28pm

re: #346 dangerman

if the postal service can’t handle the load even right now, fire the postmaster.
anyone know who it is? //

[Embedded content]

That’s what the hearings are for. Trump recently appointed a big donor as the new postmaster who implemented rules that are purposefully mucking up the works.

350
So Cal Greek Hippie  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:48:29pm

re: #275 Thanos

When I was young feral hippie I had a job with a ball busting wwii vet who was tough and grim always

One day he’s backpedaling and sing songy and my spidey sense is up. “Hey SCGH you need to pick up Mike on the way to work from now on he lost his license

Mike was an electrician vital to the project and i did as told, thinking he had DUI

Did I mention that Mike was a 6’6” Hells Angel who had greasy long heir and beard, huge arms and wore his colors?

Yeah he didn’t have a DUI, he was driving his wife’s Pinto Wagon on a stretch of PCH with single lane and this guy in old sports car is honking because the pinto is too slow
(Btw Mike is telling me this story in my car getting more and more agitated by the minute)

So at the light in Oxnard this guy honks and flips off Mike and he gets out of the car to confront the guy. It’s a long time ago so there was no power windows and sports car guy sees Mike get out of the Pinto and tries to crank roll up the window but only gets halfway up and Mike beat him up and left him half dangling in the window

Me : uuuh ok dude. Immediate life lesson: road rage is a risky business

I did not get paid any gas money that year or any thanks but Friday afternoons there was biker weed and surprisingly hot biker chicks and they didn’t hold it against me when I beat them in back alley basketball

And that life lesson is a good one. Slow down and relax

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plansbandc  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:49:51pm

re: #347 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Pwned.

352
I Would Prefer Not To  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:51:27pm

re: #344 William Lewis

Metaphorically speaking.

Plus the tax evasion charges.

353
dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:51:35pm

re: #349 Teddy’s Person

That’s what the hearings are for. Trump recently appointed a big donor as the new postmaster who implemented rules that are purposefully mucking up the works.

yes exactly

that was me being snarky
…badly

354
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:52:09pm
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dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:52:41pm

re: #349 Teddy’s Person

That’s what the hearings are for. Trump recently appointed a big donor as the new postmaster who implemented rules that are purposefully mucking up the works.

ps know who else was a big donor?
“ambassador ” sondland

we saw how that worked out

356
Teddy's Person  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:53:27pm

re: #353 dangerman

yes exactly

that was me being snarky
…badly

Actually, it was me totally missing the snark tags.

357
dangerman  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:58:28pm

re: #356 Teddy’s Person

Actually, it was me totally missing the snark tags.

I forget to use them all the time
I was “misuser of snark tags” for a while

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:58:38pm
359
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 5:59:02pm

Isaias is now a hurricane again

360
jaunte  Aug 3, 2020 • 6:00:10pm

re: #354 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Very strong, very powerful 180.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 6:14:35pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 3, 2020 • 6:15:49pm
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🌹UOJB!  Aug 3, 2020 • 6:16:09pm

re: #330 DodgerFan1988

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Crawl back under the rock from where you came, Ann.

It hurts when relatives retweet the latest right wing smear of George Floyd and they comment that the “N-CLANG” got what he deserved…

364
Dread Pirate Ron  Aug 3, 2020 • 6:19:29pm

Ha-ha-ha, no you can’t.

365
Dread Pirate Ron  Aug 3, 2020 • 6:21:54pm
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sagehen  Aug 3, 2020 • 6:23:21pm

re: #361 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

[Embedded content]

So, no relation to Sturgeon’s Law?
(“90% of everything is crap”)

Or Crawford’s Corollary: Should you ever find that less than 90% seems to be [crap], your standard is set too low and should be adjusted.

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 3, 2020 • 6:27:11pm

This Puerto Rican Chef Vows to Never Use Goya Products in Her Cooking After Its CEO Praised Trump

Triple Threat Truck chef Omayra Dakis estimated that she was spending about $15K to $20K a year on Goya Adobo. Now she’s making her own — sin racismo.

la.eater.com

Good for her. She’s saving money while saying Fuck You to the Asskissing MAGAT who runs Goya!

368
Rightwingconspirator  Aug 3, 2020 • 6:33:30pm

It’s rum Monday. Bacardi dark, Mexican Coke, lots of ice.

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 3, 2020 • 6:33:33pm
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Rightwingconspirator  Aug 3, 2020 • 6:34:10pm

Oh wait, is that politically incorrect? Mexican coke with ICE? Oh dear.///

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 3, 2020 • 6:38:14pm

LOLWUT

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stpaulbear  Aug 3, 2020 • 6:52:58pm

re: #349 Teddy’s Person

That’s what the hearings are for. Trump recently appointed a big donor as the new postmaster who implemented rules that are purposefully mucking up the works.

I was surprised today that a package that was shipped from Miami just as the storm was hitting last week was delivered today. I wasn’t expecting it until the end of the week. The post office employees are still trying to keep up even though the administration is trying to tear it apart.

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danarchy  Aug 3, 2020 • 7:14:16pm

re: #365 Dread Pirate Ron

[Embedded content]

In all fairness, can you imagine being the one who had to try to sign what comes out of Trumps mouth.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Aug 3, 2020 • 11:05:31pm

re: #164 Backwoods_Sleuth

Said “friend” would have to had registered under six different names.

oops

I saw that same claim in a Facebook post about getting mail-in ballots for the PA primary.

So it’s something viral as a claim going about in the conservative side of things as a “mail-in voting bad” justification.


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