The Bob Cesca Podcast: The Big Crayons

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

The Big Crayons — [Explicit Content] Kamala Harris is Joe Biden’s running mate; The Republicans have nothing; The racist attacks right out of the gate; Reverse Birtherism; Jeanine Pirro’s drunken prediction; Trump confesses on Fox News that he’s defunding the Postal Service; Trump also confirms he’s de-funding Social Security and Medicare; 200,000 deaths from COVID; The CDC director says this is the greatest public health crisis in a century; Kanye West and Jared Kushner; Herman Cain tweeting from beyond the grave; QAnon in Congress; Showerheads and Trump’s hair; Jody Hamilton and TRex David Ferguson are here; With music by Jason Roach and Michael McDermott; and more!

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163 comments

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:11:18pm

re: #253 🌹UOJB!

I cringed hearing my Xtian sister screaming at me for voting for that N*CLANG Obama. I lost it, told her to go fuck herself. Never talked to her and when I was asked to fly home for her funeral I told her racist asshole husband to fuck off. And when her husband died I sent a dozen red roses because he HATED those flowers.

My wife did the same thing (minus the flowers) when her racist Presbyterian preacher brother wanted her to come home to Missouri for the funeral of another elder brother.

By that time most of her family had already disowned her for being an atheist, but that call sealed the deal for all the rest except her youngest brother.

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:12:26pm

I’m not clear on what this is about, but I check marcy at least once a day. My only problem with her usually is that when she gets really excited about something her writing is almost incomprehensible. I’ll look into what you’re posting now, and fuck Trump.

re: #255 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Fuck me. Marcy Wheeler, self appointed security expert.

I just can’t even.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:14:56pm

re: #1 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

My wife did the same thing (minus the flowers) when her racist Presbyterian preacher brother wanted her to come home to Missouri for the funeral of another elder brother.

By that time most of her family had already disowned her for being an atheist, but that call sealed the deal for all the rest except her youngest brother.

You guys make me really glad I have the family I do. The only one who isn’t a flaming liberal is one sister and she keeps quiet about it.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:16:49pm

Aaannnnnd video.

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:18:40pm

Oh my!

Is the DC Press Corpse FINALLY getting off of their asses and starting to do their job?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:18:59pm

re: #2 Barefoot Grin

I’m not clear on what this is about, but I check marcy at least once a day. My only problem with her usually is that when she gets really excited about something her writing is almost incomprehensible. I’ll look into what you’re posting now, and fuck Trump.

She drives me nuts.

There’s not a single thing in her background that makes her an expert in pretty much anything.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:19:05pm
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Barefoot Grin  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:19:56pm

Trump barely lost NH to HRC in 2016, but I think he’ll win this time. I’m convinced now that a majority of Trump voters where I live are not in a Trump media political bubble. Just as likely they only listen to Boston sports radio, worry about what to throw on the grill, wonder when they can switch from driving ATVs to snowmobiles. They know nothing about what is happening because covid is low here and employment has been less affected than other parts of the country. Why listen to political stuff when you already know what is right—‘making American great again, motherfucker’—and your mind is made up?

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:20:03pm

re: #7 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I called it! I said that motherfather was going to do the Birther shit on Kamala.

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Dave In Austin  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:22:45pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:23:16pm

re: #10 Dave In Austin

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Not sure if that’s a, “Oh, SHIT” or, “Oh, SNAP” look.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:25:06pm
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:25:23pm

Calling it day Lizards. Have a yard to get mowed as well as the a fore mentioned dinner to make.

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:25:29pm

re: #11 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Not sure if that’s a, “Oh, SHIT” or, “Oh, SNAP” look.

I’d love to see a question like,

“President Tump, I know we’ve been complicit in letting you tell north of 20,000 lies to the American public since you’ve been in office, but….”

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Dave In Austin  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:26:30pm

re: #11 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Not sure if that’s a, “Oh, SHIT” or, “Oh, SNAP” look.

Oh…… maybe this we’ll take on a new dimension. Who’s the reporter? Reporting for who? And I bet we never see him again.

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wrenchwench  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:27:10pm

NPR: ‘Trump has repeated the unsubstantiated claim…’

‘…no basis in fact…’

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:27:18pm

Gee, I wonder why “Golden Showers” is trending on Twitter?

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:29:22pm

re: #6 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

She drives me nuts.

There’s not a single thing in her background that makes her an expert in pretty much anything.

I think there are certain people who have a knack for dogged analysis, but you’re right about Marcy (and I would add, Seth Abramson “I am a lawyer, so I know”). I think she has skills and insight, but if anyone questions her on her blog she has some weird attack dog “bmaz” who will chase you out.

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:29:41pm
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Barefoot Grin  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:30:50pm

re: #19 🌹UOJB!

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Golden Showers!

“Yeah, but in Vegas and not in Moscow, libtard! Checkmate!”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:30:51pm

re: #220 Targetpractice

Potential irony in the making: Trump and his goon at USPS so badly fuck mail-in voting that it actually does more damage to the Repub than Dems because their elderly and rural voters can’t get their votes counted.

When I stopped our mail at the Post Office yesterday, I noted to the postmistress the slowdown in the mail impacting veterans’ prescription drugs. I pointed out that the postal union covering Des Moines sorting centre are after the Feds in court for coming in the middle of the night and taking their sorting equipment, explicitly for the suppression of mail votes. That Postmaster DeJoy is trying to raise postage rates on mailed ballots.

She said she doesn’t watch the news so she wasn’t aware of anything other than an apparent slowdown of mail and “why do I have to make things so political.” Gaa.

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JC1  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:32:15pm

re: #12 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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That’s OK, I’ll still enjoy it.

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:35:49pm

Re: The agreement between UAE and Israel announced today. Why is my first reaction:Squirrel! Or is this something that might be a real advancement?

Maybe a lizard with more expertise can answer?

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A Cranky One  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:36:11pm

Silly lizards.

Anybody who has golden toilets would of course insist on golden showers.

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:36:35pm
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🌹UOJB!  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:43:58pm

Oh I can’t wait for Colbert to chime in on this!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:45:25pm

re: #15 Dave In Austin

Oh…… maybe this we’ll take on a new dimension. Who’s the reporter? Reporting for who? And I bet we never see him again.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:46:08pm

re: #27 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:46:42pm

re: #9 🌹UOJB!

I called it! I said that motherfather was going to do the Birther shit on Kamala.

Some Questions for Kamala Harris About Eligibility | Opinion (Newsweek)

It started as an op-ed yesterday by the lawyer who lost to her in the AG race in California. They don’t mention that part in Newsweek. They now have a tag at the top of this steaming pile of horseshit:

Editor’s note: Some readers reacted strongly to this essay, seeing it as an attempt to ignite a racist conspiracy theory. That is entirely inaccurate, as this Note explains.

With that op-ed, one of the reporters in the Press Corpse then posed the question to Donald Trump, who then gave one of his “I’m hearing” answers.

Newsweek is the source for this, and they deserve every cancelled subscription they get.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:46:44pm

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

So why did it take so long?

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:49:38pm

re: #29 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

FUCK NEWSPEAK

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retired cynic  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:49:39pm

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth thread

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:49:51pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:50:52pm

re: #33 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’m no fan of Meghan, but I agree with her on this.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:52:15pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:53:01pm

Now on the Newsweek article at the very end is an update noting the asshat who wrote that op-ed was actually a candidate against Harris in 2010.

In the meantime, this is the very last paragraph of the article (and thus his racist thesis):

I have no doubt that this significant challenge to Harris’ constitutional eligibility to the second-highest office in the land will be dismissed out of hand as so much antiquated constitutional tripe. But the concerns about divided allegiance that led our nation’s Founders to include the “natural-born citizen” requirement for the office of president and commander-in-chief remain important; indeed, with persistent threats from Russia, China and others to our sovereignty and electoral process, those concerns are perhaps even more important today. It would be an inauspicious start for any campaign for the highest offices in the land to ignore the Constitution’s eligibility requirements; how else could we possibly expect the candidates, if elected, to honor their oaths to “faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and…to the best of [their] Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States?”

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:54:15pm

re: #33 Backwoods_Sleuth

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That Birther bulkshit really set up a convenient excuse for Republicans to trash any candidates of color for the foreseeable future.

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EPR-radar  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:55:07pm

re: #36 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

What a load of horseshit. Trump’s very first lie as president was his oath of office, and that is also true of nearly all elected GOP officials.

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Kamrade Teddy's Person  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:55:14pm

re: #24 A Cranky One

Silly lizards.

Anybody who has golden toilets would of course insist on golden showers.

Just yesterday (I think), Trump was musing about the amount of water coming out of our showerheads. Puts his remarks in a whole new light. Let’s just say Trump enjoys a strong stream. 🤔

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:55:47pm

re: #36 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Now on the Newsweek article at the very end is an update noting the asshat who wrote that op-ed was actually a candidate against Harris in 2010.

In the meantime, this is the very last paragraph of the article (and thus his racist thesis):

As I tweeted to those PRE$$TITUTE$ at Newspeak yesterday…SO WHY DIDN’T NEWSPEAK BRING THIS UP WHEN RAFAEL CRUZ WAS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?

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EPR-radar  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:56:01pm

re: #37 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

That Birther bulkshit really set up a convenient excuse for Republicans to trash any candidates of color for the foreseeable future.

Trump was Fucking King of the Fucking Birthers, and rode that shit all the way to the White House. Of course Birtherism is a core GOP ‘value’.

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retired cynic  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:57:16pm

The Ministry Of Untruth
What Donald Trump’s unending stream of lies has done to our White House, our country and us.
By S.V. Date, Huffpost

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 13, 2020 • 3:57:39pm

re: #41 EPR-radar

Trump was Fucking King of the Fucking Birthers, and rode that shit all the way to the White House. Of course Birtherism is a core GOP ‘value’.

Except when it comes to Cruz, Rubio, Nimrata…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:00:36pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:02:36pm
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EPR-radar  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:02:40pm

re: #43 🌹UOJB!

Except when it comes to Cruz, Rubio, Nimrata…

Birtherism is a GOP construct. Therefore it includes the same IOKIYAR that every other Republican policy position has. E.g. “Let’s be deficit hawks, but not for Republican tax cuts.” Etc.

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Jay C  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:06:46pm

re: #23 Hecuba’s daughter

Re: The agreement between UAE and Israel announced today. Why is my first reaction:Squirrel! Or is this something that might be a real advancement?

Maybe a lizard with more expertise can answer?

Not sure about the “expertise” , but just off the top of my head, I’d say the Israeli/UAE deal is somewhat of a positive (not much downside in better diplomatic/trade relations); OTOH, there’s a lot less than meets the eye: especially as regards the “Peace” aspect: the “price” for the Israelis is basically a (AFAICT) minimally-enforceable promise to stop annexing Palestinian territory.For now.

Though it’s no surprise the Trump gang are going to be praising this deal to the skies - even half-assed FP “wins” have been few and far between.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:08:44pm

re: #18 Barefoot Grin

I think there are certain people who have a knack for dogged analysis, but you’re right about Marcy (and I would add, Seth Abramson “I am a lawyer, so I know”). I think she has skills and insight, but if anyone questions her on her blog she has some weird attack dog “bmaz” who will chase you out.

I’d really like to see some kind of credential, a class, experience, something. At least Abramson is an actual lawyer (to my knowledge).

I’m a person who gives great leeway to people with talent, those without a formal education. But at some point you have to have some kind of credential to say you’re an expert…X number of years of actual experience in the field, something.

That she has nothing in her own wiki entry makes it that much worse to me. There’s no THERE there.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:09:03pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:10:21pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:11:00pm

re: #33 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:12:16pm
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retired cynic  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:13:23pm

re: #42 retired cynic

The Ministry Of Untruth
What Donald Trump’s unending stream of lies has done to our White House, our country and us.
By S.V. Date, Huffpost

I know that is from last January, and it is long, but it is really worth the read. I sure WISH more Americans were willing to read it and understand it.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:16:06pm

re: #29 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Some Questions for Kamala Harris About Eligibility | Opinion (Newsweek)

It started as an op-ed yesterday by the lawyer who lost to her in the AG race in California. They don’t mention that part in Newsweek. They now have a tag at the top of this steaming pile of horseshit:

With that op-ed, one of the reporters in the Press Corpse then posed the question to Donald Trump, who then gave one of his “I’m hearing” answers.

Newsweek is the source for this, and they deserve every cancelled subscription they get.

Who owns Newsweek? Found this. No date that I can see so grain of salt but…

culteducation.com

On Saturday, news broke that IBT Media, a company that runs the online business (at least, in theory) newspaper International Business Times, had purchased Newsweek from IAC. So IBT Media now owns Newsweek. But exactly who controls IBT Media?

IBT Media’s corporate leadership site lists two cofounders: Etienne Uzac, the company’s CEO, and Johnathan Davis, its chief content officer.

But some say that the company is actually controlled by—or at least has very close undisclosed ties to—someone whose name appears nowhere on the site: David Jang, a controversial Korean Christian preacher who has been accused of calling himself “Second Coming Christ.”

Tires to the Moonies, too. Much more at the link.

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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:17:16pm

re: #3 Blind Frog Belly White

You guys make me really glad I have the family I do. The only one who isn’t a flaming liberal is one sister and she keeps quiet about it.

My youngest brother has gone full wingnut. He found religion, then a church, then a wife. They provided a pro-Trump bubble for him which he’s taken all the way to QAnon. I haven’t spoken to him since the conversation where I found out his leanings. He’s now texting Covid-19 conspiracy theories to another brother.

It’s a fucking disease.

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EPR-radar  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:18:03pm

re: #53 retired cynic

I know that is from last January, and it is long, but it is really worth the read. I sure WISH more Americans were willing to read it and understand it.

The GOP is the Party of Lies, and a concerted effort by all non-Republican institutions and media vs. this Party of Lies is essential, IMO.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:18:07pm

re: #34 Eclectic Cyborg

I’m no fan of Meghan, but I agree with her on this.

What does her asshole husband have to say about it?

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Ace Rothstein  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:22:01pm

re: #57 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

What does her asshole husband have to say about it?

Check Fox News Sunday. He’s always on.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:22:45pm

re: #52 Backwoods_Sleuth

HOLY SHIT!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:25:13pm

re: #55 b_sharp

hey you!
Good to see ya back here!

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:27:45pm

re: #52 Backwoods_Sleuth

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And it appears that piece of shit molester was in the Q shit.

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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:31:05pm

re: #60 Backwoods_Sleuth

Glad you’re still here. Nice to see you, too.

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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:32:50pm

re: #61 🌹UOJB!

And it appears that piece of shit molester was in the Q shit.

Really? Isn’t the primary focus of Q to accuse everyone in Hollywood and politics of taking part in a huge child trafficking and abuse ring?

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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:33:24pm

re: #60 Backwoods_Sleuth

How’s the weather in the backwoods?

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gwangung  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:33:27pm

re: #63 b_sharp

Really? Isn’t the primary focus of Q to accuse everyone in Hollywood and politics of taking part in a huge child trafficking and abuse ring?

The law of projection makes an appearance….

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:33:57pm

re: #63 b_sharp

Really? Isn’t the primary focus of Q to accuse everyone in Hollywood and politics of taking part in a huge child trafficking and abuse ring?

No, it’s actually about ethics in gaming journalism.

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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:36:07pm

re: #66 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

No, it’s actually about ethics in gaming journalism.

///

I so missed the sarcasm marker at Twitter.

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(((Archangel1)))  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:36:50pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:36:58pm

re: #63 b_sharp

Really? Isn’t the primary focus of Q to accuse everyone in Hollywood and politics of taking part in a huge child trafficking and abuse ring?

Well, everyone LIBERAL in Hollywood and anyone who doesn’t support Trump in politics.

Funny how everyone they hate is all involved in horrible things, innit?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:37:39pm

My douchecanoe state senator weigh in at the Unicameral:

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:39:08pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:40:22pm

re: #64 b_sharp

How’s the weather in the backwoods?

too wet, too dry, too hot, too foggy.

garden is going nutzo.

can’t really complain.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:40:29pm

re: #70 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Take a look at Scott Jensen (R-Carver, MN). He started throwing his weight around early because he’s a family practitioner here, and thus claimed to be an authority on viruses. With a loyal following of the majority of the state’s Republicans, he set about spreading misinformation backed by BUTBUTBUT HE’S A DOCTOR WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM, which is still impacting local maskholes today.

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jaunte  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:41:43pm

re: #70 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Rural America continues to learn they are connected to the rest of the country.

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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:42:02pm

re: #72 Backwoods_Sleuth

too wet, too dry, too hot, too foggy.

garden is going nutzo.

can’t really complain.

Garden veggies. Yum.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:42:04pm

re: #55 b_sharp

Glad to see you back, sorry about your brother.

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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:43:37pm

re: #76 The Pie Overlord!

Thanks. He was the brother I had the most in common with, until he found Jesus - while smoking a joint and drinking.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:47:25pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:48:08pm

My wife and I are going to go out to dinner. We are in “Love City” after all.

Catch y’all later.

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Interesting Times  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:52:20pm

re: #74 jaunte

Rural America continues to learn they are connected to the rest of the country.

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Ace Rothstein  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:53:44pm

re: #78 Backwoods_Sleuth

Claremont Institute.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:58:46pm

re: #80 Interesting Times

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Yes, if it punishes “Elites” and Those People.

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gocart mozart  Aug 13, 2020 • 4:59:37pm
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Barefoot Grin  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:02:05pm

re: #83 gocart mozart

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Ahh, so that’s where the beef is….

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:03:05pm
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jaunte  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:04:03pm

re: #85 Backwoods_Sleuth

To Joe, I would say stop playing politics with the virus. Too serious. Partisan politics has no place here

Someone else had to write that for him.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:12:04pm
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:13:21pm

If there is a general collapse of the postal system, there will be a revolt in rural America, and I am not speaking metaphorically.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:13:42pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:14:31pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:15:29pm
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HRH Stanley Sea  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:16:57pm

re: #55 b_sharp

Thinking about you but could not remember that weird ass twitter handle.

hey!

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jaunte  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:17:21pm
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jaunte  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:19:49pm
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jaunte  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:20:03pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:21:39pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:24:28pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:26:05pm

good fucking grief

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:28:16pm

I read that vomitous Newsweak birther article, and it seems that the argument is that Kamala’s parents were on student visas not green cards so something something NOT AMERICAN!!!!

In the case of Kim Wong Ark the parents were Chinese subjects who returned to China but KWA was still able to claim birthright citizenship.

Eastman makes a bunch of argle bargle & splits every single fucking hair to return a NO vote. That is some super racist bullshit.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:28:36pm

eeeeeeew

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:29:50pm
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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:30:09pm

re: #92 HRH Stanley Sea

Thinking about you but could not remember that weird ass twitter handle.

hey!

@doubledumas
I’m going to try out Mastodon. My handle there is @bsharp55@mastodon.online.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:32:06pm

re: #98 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Jack Burton  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:32:36pm

re: #88 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

If there is a general collapse of the postal system, there will be a revolt in rural America, and I am not speaking metaphorically.

Are you specifically hearing bitching about all this from rural red hats yet? My albeit limited experience with that crowd is they consistently shoot themselves in the feet when it comes to how they vote and what they support and them blame the bullet wound on someone else.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:33:33pm

re: #99 The Pie Overlord!

I read that vomitous Newsweak birther article, and it seems that the argument is that Kamala’s parents were on student visas not green cards so something something NOT AMERICAN!!!!

In the case of Kim Wong Ark the parents were Chinese subjects who returned to China but KWA was still able to claim birthright citizenship.

Eastman makes a bunch of argle bargle & splits every single fucking hair to return a NO vote. That is some super racist bullshit.

I am so sick of this shit. They wouldn’t do this if her parents were Europeans.

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:33:34pm

re: #102 b_sharp

Welcome back. We have not seen you in a while.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:34:08pm

re: #103 Backwoods_Sleuth

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But does he love our troops?//

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teleskiguy  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:37:26pm

re: #55 b_sharp

There’s a QAnon believer running for Congress in my district, she might win too.

Long time no see. Hope you’re well. Sorry about your siblings. And sorry about stuff I said to you on Twitter. Some news, I’m 315 days sober.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:38:05pm

re: #104 Jack Burton

Are you specifically hearing bitching about all this from rural red hats yet? My albeit limited experience with that crowd is they consistently shoot themselves in the feet when it comes to how they vote and what they support and them blame the bullet wound on someone else.

I am. Not much yet, but there is some disquiet about it. There is no loss of service here, but I expect things to hit the fan if there is. Like all MAGAts the locals don’t give a shit about anything unless it affects them personally. Needless to say, this will affect them personally.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:38:06pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:39:44pm

Good to see ya Sharp.

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So Cal Greek Hippie  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:41:24pm

2018 Marina Park Ventura

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:42:18pm
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jaunte  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:42:56pm
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teleskiguy  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:44:19pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:44:33pm

re: #114 jaunte

I’m interested to see how this plays out on a state-by-state basis. Here in the wild north country, our primary was Tuesday, and I registered Mrs. Fish and I to do both our primary and general election ballots by mail at the same time. In theory, that means that as soon as the primary results are finalized and the ballots prepped, they should be on their way here.

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:44:48pm

re: #114 jaunte

I will go in person and vote for Joe.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:46:39pm
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Jack Burton  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:46:43pm

re: #113 Backwoods_Sleuth

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He’s going to waste time and money in NYC…

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teleskiguy  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:47:11pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:48:34pm

re: #113 Backwoods_Sleuth

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In the meantime, he’s going to lose Texas, and he’s completely off his rocker if he thinks he’s got a serious chance to take New York.

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:49:27pm

re: #55 b_sharp

My youngest brother has gone full wingnut. He found religion, then a church, then a wife. They provided a pro-Trump bubble for him which he’s taken all the way to QAnon. I haven’t spoken to him since the conversation where I found out his leanings. He’s now texting Covid-19 conspiracy theories to another brother.

It’s a fucking disease.

I’m so sorry that you’re in the same situation I am in.

I will NEVER forgive Pulpit Pimps for turning my family into racists.

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Jack Burton  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:49:57pm

re: #121 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

In the meantime, he’s going to lose Texas, and he’s completely off his rocker if he thinks he’s got a serious chance to take New York.

This is making me wonder if he actually believes the things he pulls out of his ass. Does he actually literally think crime and protests are so bad people are screaming for him to come “fix” it?

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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:51:17pm

re: #108 teleskiguy

There’s a QAnon believer running for Congress in my district, she might win too.

Long time no see. Hope you’re well. Sorry about your siblings. And sorry about stuff I said to you on Twitter. Some news, I’m 315 days sober.

No worries. Congratulations.

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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:51:45pm

re: #111 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Good to see ya Sharp.

You too.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:51:54pm

re: #123 Jack Burton

This is making me wonder if he actually believes the things he pulls out of his ass. Does he actually literally think crime and protests are so bad people are screaming for him to come “fix” it?

Quite the contrary, in actual fact - after the Portland incident, people were screaming at him to stay the fuck away. Governors and mayors were setting their legal phasers to kill. I’d have paid good money to be a fly on the wall in Governor Walz’s residence when the first reports of Trump’s anti-Democratic tirade came out.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:53:51pm

re: #124 b_sharp

No worries. Congratulations.

Dunno if you were here or not when this happened, but you’re not the only one to lose family to the derp side. I actually just talked to my family for the first time in over a month, having basically settled on cutting ties forever after a couple of weeks of severely strained relations over masks and George Floyd.

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plansbandc  Aug 13, 2020 • 5:59:36pm

Good to see you, b_sharp. Followed you on twitter a little while ago.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:00:12pm

BREAKING

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Belafon  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:02:48pm

re: #129 The Pie Overlord!

BREAKING

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Who gets to mark when the ballots were mailed?

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jaunte  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:04:01pm
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Rightwingconspirator  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:07:02pm

re: #55 b_sharp

My youngest brother has gone full wingnut. He found religion, then a church, then a wife. They provided a pro-Trump bubble for him which he’s taken all the way to QAnon. I haven’t spoken to him since the conversation where I found out his leanings. He’s now texting Covid-19 conspiracy theories to another brother.

It’s a fucking disease.

“Blood is thicker than water” someone said to me as I blew off a Trumper family member.
This ain’t water this is our morality. You DO NOT SCREW WITH CHILDREN. EVER. This was as immigrant kids in cages became a deliberate reality. And yes indeed, missed ya ‘round here.

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Jack Burton  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:07:44pm

I’ve been a permanent mail voter for 6 years now. That being said, I’ve only actually “mailed” my ballot in once during that time and it was an off year with little on the ballot.

In San Diego County you can drop off the mail in ballots at the polls or do what I do, drop them off at the Registrar of Voters. They have people in the parking lot, you drive up hand them the ballot they check to make sure you signed the envelope, drop it in a bin, and hand you an “I voted” sticker.

If something like this was implemented everywhere, Tang the Incompetent’s jerking around with the USPS wouldn’t matter. Even if you had to drop it off at bins at the polls, it wouldn’t require standing around in lines for too long risking getting The ‘Vid™

134
jaunte  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:08:29pm
135
Patricia Kayden  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:09:38pm

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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:09:55pm

re: #127 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Dunno if you were here or not when this happened, but you’re not the only one to lose family to the derp side. I actually just talked to my family for the first time in over a month, having basically settled on cutting ties forever after a couple of weeks of severely strained relations over masks and George Floyd.

Some cannot give up well seated ideas. Many do not realize their ideas are not foundational to reality.

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:10:50pm

I just returned from a long walk around the Koreatown and Wilton neighborhoods here in Los Angeles and I noted that 10 mailboxes that were on corners last week are now gone!

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plansbandc  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:10:58pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:12:57pm

re: #136 b_sharp

Some cannot give up well seated ideas. Many do not realize their ideas are not foundational to reality.

Yeah. My family has deep ties to police (lots of Blue Lives Matter posts on my timeline), and they were taking advantage of our proximity to Minneapolis to trash the real BLM movement, tying it to the rioters and screaming about HOW DARE THEY THREATEN MY FAMILY (not that I spend much time downtown, let alone in that area of downtown, outside of my biannual spine exams). The breaking point was when my mom linked a FB post authored by none other than Luap Nor, talking about how we need to reopen because the coronavirus death statistics show that we’re all safe now and so the liberal hoax is powerless.

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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:15:00pm

re: #133 Jack Burton

I’ve been a permanent mail voter for 6 years now. That being said, I’ve only actually “mailed” my ballot in once during that time and it was an off year with little on the ballot.

In San Diego County you can drop off the mail in ballots at the polls or do what I do, drop them off at the Registrar of Voters. They have people in the parking lot, you drive up hand them the ballot they check to make sure you signed the envelope, drop it in a bin, and hand you an “I voted” sticker.

If something like this was implemented everywhere, Tang the Incompetent’s jerking around with the USPS wouldn’t matter. Even if you had to drop it off at bins at the polls, it wouldn’t require standing around in lines for too long risking getting The ‘Vid™

I frequently miss the people here too, but I need my debates. Everyone here tends to have similar views to mine.

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gocart mozart  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:15:15pm

Remember this song, the weirdest Police song.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:16:08pm

re: #140 b_sharp

I frequently miss the people here too, but I need my debates. Everyone here tends to have similar views to mine.

Debates, you say?

So, how do you feel about pineapple on pizza?

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jaunte  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:17:17pm

re: #140 b_sharp

You came here for an argument? I’m sorry, this is abuse.

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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:17:47pm

re: #139 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Yeah. My family has deep ties to police (lots of Blue Lives Matter posts on my timeline), and they were taking advantage of our proximity to Minneapolis to trash the real BLM movement, tying it to the rioters and screaming about HOW DARE THEY THREATEN MY FAMILY (not that I spend much time downtown, let alone in that area of downtown, outside of my biannual spine exams). The breaking point was when my mom linked a FB post authored by none other than Luap Nor, talking about how we need to reopen because the coronavirus death statistics show that we’re all safe now and so the liberal hoax is powerless.

Why is Ron Paul still around?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:18:14pm

re: #144 b_sharp

Why is Ron Paul still around?

Because this is 2020 and apparently, fuck justice.

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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:18:42pm

re: #142 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Debates, you say?

So, how do you feel about pineapple on pizza?

When coupled with ham, or Canadian bacon, it’s supreme.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:19:14pm

re: #146 b_sharp

When coupled with ham, or Canadian bacon, it’s supreme.

Well, crap. I can’t argue with that. I’m sure someone will be along shortly, though.

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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:19:26pm

re: #143 jaunte

You came here for an argument? I’m sorry, this is abuse.

I mix up the signs easily.

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:19:30pm
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jaunte  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:20:04pm

Pineapple: fruit, or vegetable?

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:21:09pm

So, did this guy plagiarize Ben Garrison or did Ben plagiarize him?


Ben Garrison cartoon in spoiler tags because, you know, Ben Garrison.

s6jPujMsoxcMZz28iNnTd3viRpoJ3T0utUW6nvmolYnkUSIKuKb0Y5ZnRMvHEfQUHGthw41q4WRv9piV1dj18VDoOyrvQ4xJ6AQZwEBlufGNzaTfZ+c0oNSeW2UyeiDG7NwVdPzB3XYPQkvvBXVZwo0dvSOAp+g2lmUmTazrdWU5IuBC1WS4QvIJYXAaz77T4X5fp2tlOaW8w0jXNqgVUl6oV5sn3JfRKxyWa3bZTGeoC2s1+kTb3Nx7jNyPjldcDM6+NLn9p4tIEHxy0ImaB4i39fPlgdwl5IJE3jXvuCH8/KDH5LHW5CuNnaW2Yh7Strci6euFfAPuAkqXkarL7dHsx+4aC7AI/bnN6+Do6ue4i8V5RHIZv+N1T1AbRJ58rwlOnLiG7bb84BmPV5B6hGbxXbOB2TaVNooUd6M2GOXxjISGrrGaeKAbvnwJVhXG6pob5GN+X7Fds/AZm4tgaSK/ZAwEP540eVLaWOpbbiUbNKe2JJ/5GdYRRyODLE9aCoQfvtaydROnu+dqAhXw8Jo6FWGklo0h+FgDOObgCswiA9PtFIkOHQ==

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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:22:37pm

re: #145 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Because this is 2020 and apparently, fuck justice.

I keep hoping people will become more ration, but the opposite seems to be the trend right now. Thanks Fox News.

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Belafon  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:22:55pm

re: #151 The Pie Overlord!

So, did this guy plagiarize Ben Garrison or did Ben plagiarize him?

[Embedded content]

Except, when you look at Trump’s bike closely, you realize it’s a cardboard cutout.

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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:23:06pm

re: #150 jaunte

Pineapple: fruit, or vegetable?

Yes.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:24:13pm

re: #153 Belafon

Except, when you look at Trump’s bike closely, you realize it’s a cardboard cutout.

He left off the Jeffrey Epstein front ornament.

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b_sharp  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:24:34pm

re: #153 Belafon

Except, when you look at Trump’s bike closely, you realize it’s a cardboard cutout.

In other words it matches Trump.

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jaunte  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:27:27pm

re: #151 The Pie Overlord!

No conservative is going to do a cartoon of Trump and Biden as competitive runners.

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Jack Burton  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:28:31pm

re: #151 The Pie Overlord!

Trump couldn’t even get on a motorcycle.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:41:21pm

re: #122 🌹UOJB!

I’m so sorry that you’re in the same situation I am in.

I will NEVER forgive Pulpit Pimps for turning my family into racists.

I stopped mourning my family’s descent into Christian hate years ago. The denomination didn’t matter, nor did the size of the church. My sister from the allegedly moderate and welcoming MCC church (at which she’s a deacon) was only the latest (when my wife and I went to Chicago on the death of my step-father).

There are only two members of my family who will speak to me now.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:41:29pm

Here’s an actual picture of Joe Biden on a motorcycle. I could not find a picture of Trump, also he threatened tariffs on Harley.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 13, 2020 • 6:44:59pm

re: #149 🌹UOJB!

Worth noting, Abcug was going to kidnap one of her own children. Who had been removed from her custody.

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carey94tt  Aug 13, 2020 • 7:05:01pm

re: #79 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Is that anywhere near Bonetown?

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So Cal Greek Hippie  Aug 13, 2020 • 7:29:48pm

re: #151 The Pie Overlord!

I I like Biden in the race even with the clown cycle v motorcycle matchup

You have to start, steer and brake on a motorcycle. And focus on the road and the conditions along the way to the destination. Then park

The idea Trump could do any of those things without pinning himself under all that horsepower within the first minute is a laughable notion.

Multiple minutes to the election.

Biden could even crash his vehicle and walk away and walk across the line if this was an actual scenario

But since this is hypothetical, GOTV early


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