The Bob Cesca Podcast: Tennis Hose of Fireballs - Extra: Interview With Dr. Mary Trump

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Tennis Hose Of Fireballs — [Explicit Content] The reviews are in from our interview with Dr. Mary Trump; The headline of the week; The California fires; David’s cat is sick; The USPS was going to distribute free masks until Trump stopped it; Those anti-mask kids in Florida; Taking out the blue states; The Bahrain and UAE deals were jetpacks made of beef; The vaccine and Dr. Redfield; The electoral map and the Green Party; Jody Hamilton and TRex David Ferguson are here; With music by Freekbass and the Bump Assembly and Reno; and more!

And from yesterday, a special interview with the president’s niece, Dr. Mary Trump.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:15:48pm

Get out the vote. F you know who.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:16:05pm

Anyone have an insight into what’s driving the increase in Covid cases in Europe?

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jaunte  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:17:40pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:18:38pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

Anyone have an insight into what’s driving the increase in Covid cases in Europe?

The ECDC is saying that it’s being driven by the lifting of lockdowns and the easing of social distancing requirements. I don’t track European news, so I have no idea if that’s true or not.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:19:47pm

re: #3 jaunte

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He’s single handily made Hamilton as well known as Washington, Jefferson. Adams, & Franklin.

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:29:36pm
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teleskiguy  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:33:44pm
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jaunte  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:37:25pm

Virus don’t care about your sports.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:45:41pm

re: #8 jaunte

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Virus don’t care about your sports.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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jaunte  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:47:42pm
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b.d. (Competence 2020!)  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:49:18pm

re: #8 jaunte

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Virus don’t care about your sports.

The Texan receivers didn’t get the Corona virus, they can’t catch anything.

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DodgerFan1988  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:49:51pm

Amerikan Soviet Socialist Republic

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:50:03pm

re: #11 b.d. (Competence 2020!)

The Texan receivers didn’t get the Corona virus, they can’t catch anything.

*WHACK!*

Also accurate.

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A hollow voice says, Beware the strongman con  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:51:52pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

Anyone have an insight into what’s driving the increase in Covid cases in Europe?

August is the big vacation month in Europe, and young people are getting careless. Those are the two I’ve heard.

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secretslothbear  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:53:13pm

re: #5 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

He’s single handily made Hamilton as well known as Washington, Jefferson. Adams, & Franklin.

The Bureau of Engraving has also done their part.

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gocart mozart  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:55:05pm

My favorite middle inning reliever

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Citizen K  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:56:05pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 17, 2020 • 4:59:32pm

re: #15 secretslothbear

The Bureau of Engraving has also done their part.

Yeah but I think to most of us, he was just the guy on the ten dollar bill. I actually came to appreciate Hamilton more when I took US history in college. I thought personally he may have been a bit of a jerk but he understood the country’s future better than Jefferson and the anti-federalists.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:00:04pm

Biden doing a town hall in Pa on CNN if any of y’all are interested. It’s drive in themed.

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b.d. (Competence 2020!)  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:01:15pm

re: #19 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Biden doing a town hall in Pa on CNN if any of y’all are interested. It’s drive in themed.

Fingers crossed!

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:01:21pm

Birchers left this flyer on my wife’s car at the Capitol during their demonstration against pandemic restrictions today.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:02:03pm
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Kilroy was here  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:03:28pm

Plan
Another hit.. The Lincoln Project is quick off the mark.

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William Lewis  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:03:30pm

re: #18 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Yeah but I think to most of us, he was just the guy on the ten dollar bill. I actually came to appreciate Hamilton more when I took US history in college. I thought personally he may have been a bit of a jerk but he understood the country’s future better than Jefferson and the anti-federalists.

And even though it killed him, he stopped Burr cold in his political tracks. That was a very important thing for our young nation. He could have been worse than Trump.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:04:35pm

re: #24 William Lewis

And even though it killed him, he stopped Burr cold in his political tracks. That was a very important thing for our young nation. He could have been worse than Trump.

Yeah Burr was awful. Funnily enough I read the Gore Vidal book of the same title that semester.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:05:37pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:06:22pm
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calochortus  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:21:47pm

While we are enjoying good air quality towards the coast, Yosemite, Sequoia, and Kings Canyon Nat’l Parks are closed because of their horrible air quality.

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b.d. (Competence 2020!)  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:23:46pm
911 Call From Intoxicated Jerry Falwell Jr.’s House Last Month Describes ‘A Lot Of Blood’

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According to records and 911 audio obtained by HuffPost, on the night of Aug. 30, Jerry Falwell Jr. was intoxicated and apparently injured; his wife, Becki Falwell, described “a lot of blood right now.”

Horrible news and I hate to see another human suffer but f*ck them. Those people led a vile life while condemning and ruining the lives of people doing far more innocent things.

Screw the Falwells and the whole industry they represent, karma is a bitch.

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b.d. (Competence 2020!)  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:25:47pm

re: #29 b.d. (Competence 2020!)

news.yahoo.com

Horrible news and I hate to see another human suffer but f*ck them. Those people led a vile life while condemning and ruining the lives of people doing far more innocent things.

Screw the Falwells and the whole industry they represent, karma is a bitch.

On Aug. 31, Liberty’s board of trustees announced a comprehensive investigation by an outside firm of Jerry Falwell Jr.’s tenure as president. Earlier that morning, around 2:30 a.m., Bedford County dispatchers received a 911 call from Becki Falwell.

She described being at church around 11 p.m. and receiving a call from her husband, who said he was bleeding after a fall down the stairs. Finding the doors locked when she got home, she used a chair to break through the back door.

The dispatcher asked whether her husband had been drinking alcohol; Becki Falwell said “yes.” When asked if he had been drinking “heavily,” she said, “I’m not going to answer that question.”

The dispatcher explained that alcohol thins the blood and could account for the excessive bleeding, and restated the question.

“The more I tell you the name, the more you’re going to understand why we’re not talking to you right now,” Becki Falwell said. Dispatch logs, obtained by HuffPost via a public records request, state that “He won’t let her take him to the hospital as he is stubborn. Caller was not forthcoming.”

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Charles Johnson  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:27:08pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:37:14pm
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b.d. (Competence 2020!)  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:41:07pm

It is great seeing Biden rail against the people born into privilege when talking to Anderson Cooper.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:42:13pm

re: #33 b.d. (Competence 2020!)

It is great seeing Biden rail against the people born into privilege when talking to Anderson Cooper.

The bit about not being an Ivy League guy resonated with me.

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teleskiguy  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:43:12pm

Mental health break. This is achingly gorgeous.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:53:16pm

re: #34 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

The bit about not being an Ivy League guy resonated with me.

I am an Ivy League guy but I wasn’t born to it. The snotty rich kids in my hometown thought it was a major rip in the fabric of the universe when I was admitted to Cornell.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:54:10pm

re: #36 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

I am an Ivy League guy but I wasn’t born to it. The snotty rich kids in my hometown thought it was a major rip in the fabric of the universe when I was admitted to Cornell.

My cousin went to Cornell. Our first Ivy Leaguer.

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gwangung  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:57:34pm

Heh. I’m the first and probably the last in my wider family to hit even a quasi-Ivy League. Got in before tuition inflation hit everyone so badly…

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:58:57pm

re: #37 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

My cousin went to Cornell. Our first Ivy Leaguer.

My daughter went to Columbia. Very proud of her.

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b.d. (Competence 2020!)  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:59:06pm

Totally normal, I am sure he’ll get more restrained and presidential after the election:

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 17, 2020 • 5:59:48pm

re: #39 The Pie Overlord!

My daughter went to Columbia. Very proud of her.

Obama did too.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:01:04pm

Biden talking about election interference now. Says Russia will pay an economic price for the election interference and that we need to investigate involvement and protect against it and help states be able to protect their systems.

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makeitstop  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:01:55pm

About those Florida kids in Target singing ‘We’re Not Gonna Take it’ - my former bosses have words for them…

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BeachDem  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:02:01pm

Anybody else doing the Parks and Rec event on WisDems? I’m a sucker for these things apparently. Should be starting any time now.

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plansbandc  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:03:44pm

My new pet peeve re: internet grammar…

Why oh why do people say “I’m bias” Instead of “I’m biased”

It’s damn near as bad as using pacific for specific.

*Yells at cloud*

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Jack Burton  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:10:33pm

re: #45 plansbandc

My new pet peeve re: internet grammar…

Why oh why do people say “I’m bias” Instead of “I’m biased”

It’s damn near as bad as using pacific for specific.

*Yells at cloud*

This must be regional or something. I’ve never heard it… and there’s plenty of stupid motherfuckers here.

Anytime someone says something wrong, uses a word incorrectly, or makes up a “Bushism” type word, it makes my ass twitch so I would have noticed.

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Belafon  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:16:13pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:17:45pm

re: #47 Belafon

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Yeah he handled that well.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:17:54pm
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jaunte  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:21:22pm
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sagehen  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:21:22pm

re: #45 plansbandc

My new pet peeve re: internet grammar…

Why oh why do people say “I’m bias” Instead of “I’m biased”

It’s damn near as bad as using pacific for specific.

*Yells at cloud*

My pet peeve:

“I would of done blah blah blah.”
“He should of done it,”

ARRRGGHH!

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stpaulbear  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:23:09pm

re: #35 teleskiguy

Mental health break. This is achingly gorgeous.

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Is it a mental health break if it makes you start crying?

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:26:24pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:26:54pm

re: #50 jaunte

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I get it, Bill doesn’t know how actual Presidents act.

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A hollow voice says, Beware the strongman con  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:31:28pm

re: #45 plansbandc

My new pet peeve re: internet grammar…

Why oh why do people say “I’m bias” Instead of “I’m biased”

It’s damn near as bad as using pacific for specific.

*Yells at cloud*

Flaunt/flout

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So Cal Greek Hippie  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:32:15pm

2018: Sea Lions chilling out at Ragged Point, CA

Current mood

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jaunte  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:32:35pm

Trump getting that election bribery machinery in gear.

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NetworkKed  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:32:40pm

re: #51 sagehen

My pet peeve:

“I would of done blah blah blah.”
“He should of done it,”

ARRRGGHH!

I can tolerate it in spoken language, but yeah reading it is painful.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:34:20pm

re: #58 NetworkKed

I can tolerate it in spoken language, but yeah reading it is painful.

Because in pronounciation, “would’ve” and “would of” are very close. Written out, though, the difference is agonizing.

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Belafon  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:35:04pm

re: #57 jaunte

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Trump getting that election bribery machinery in gear.

“I’m torn on whether Biden should say ‘Thanks for getting it ready for my presidency.’”

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Barefoot Grin  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:35:19pm

re: #38 gwangung

Heh. I’m the first and probably the last in my wider family to hit even a quasi-Ivy League. Got in before tuition inflation hit everyone so badly…

Me, too. It was the pre-med school of choice for those that couldn’t get into Duke. I went in undeclared. I’d never get in now.

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jaunte  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:35:50pm

Would of flaunted the rules of grammar, but I’m bias in favor of English.

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John Hughes  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:35:57pm

re: #58 NetworkKed

It comes from spoken language — should have => should’ve => should of.

It’s an error only made by native English speakers.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:36:09pm

re: #62 jaunte

Would of flaunted the rules of grammar, but I’m bias in favor of English.

*WHACK!*

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John Hughes  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:36:24pm

re: #59 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

GMTA.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:36:32pm

re: #65 John Hughes

GMTA.

So do ours.

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jaunte  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:39:05pm
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TarHellion  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:39:56pm

Jimmy Butler has been a beast in these playoffs. A young man who was abandoned by both parents. But found families to stay with until he got to a junior college, then Marquette. And he’s going to lead the Heat into the NBA Finals. It’s a true Cinderella story.

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A Cranky One  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:40:57pm

re: #62 jaunte

Would of flaunted the rules of grammar, but I’m bias in favor of English.

I would of done this joke, but worried about the affect.

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stpaulbear  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:41:34pm

re: #49 Charles Johnson

That’s why I get so sick of listening to Joe Soucheray Scarborough go on and on whining about the glory days of conservatism, as if he can get it all back with the removal of Trump. He should join Jennifer Rubin in realizing that those days are dead, and there aren’t any republicans left that are even interested in actual governance. Joe is going to revert to an extreme one-note deficit hawk no matter how much bailing out the economy needs in 2021. Every show he finds time to whine about that issue.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:45:03pm
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b.d. (Competence 2020!)  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:46:39pm

lol, my God

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Jebediah, RBG  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:46:40pm

re: #55 A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!

Flaunt/flout

That’s another one I hate, and I feel like I see that one a lot from people I would assume would know better.

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stpaulbear  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:49:25pm

re: #70 stpaulbear

That’s why I get so sick of listening to Joe Soucheray go on and on whining about the glory days of conservatism, as if he can get it all back with the removal of Trump. He should join Jennifer Rubin in realizing that those days are dead, and there aren’t any republicans left that are even interested in actual governance. Joe is going to revert to an extreme one-note deficit hawk no matter how much bailing out the economy needs in 2021. Every show he finds time to whine about that issue.

Gah. Joe Soucheray is/was a grouchy conservative local columnist. I meant Scarborough

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stpaulbear  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:52:06pm

re: #72 b.d. (Competence 2020!)

lol, my God

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Elvis Presley - Return To Sender [Video]

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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:52:21pm

re: #70 stpaulbear

That’s why I get so sick of listening to Joe Soucheray go on and on whining about the glory days of conservatism, as if he can get it all back with the removal of Trump. He should join Jennifer Rubin in realizing that those days are dead, and there aren’t any republicans left that are even interested in actual governance. Joe is going to revert to an extreme one-note deficit hawk no matter how much bailing out the economy needs in 2021. Every show he finds time to whine about that issue.

There’s nothing worthwhile to go back to.

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

That is all conservatism has ever been. Trump is just making it immediately obvious to the most casual observer.

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TarHellion  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:52:54pm

re: #70 stpaulbear

In a low-inflation environment who cares about the debt? it’s not like we are looking at rampant inflation due to organic or immigration growth. Yes, the number is high. But the U.S. can print as much money as it needs. We could have “cured” the debt back in 2001, but GWB decided to go for big tax cuts. And FFVCS did the same. The Fascists have ceded any and all “concern” about the debt. We will not run out of money. The only threat is if our “money” is ever devalued in the world market. Perhaps under FFVCS. Not under Biden.

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b.d. (Competence 2020!)  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:54:04pm

re: #75 stpaulbear

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lol, we at the USPS hear that the internet is a series of tubes. you mind tubing that stuff back to us?

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TarHellion  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:58:19pm

At the half, Cleveland ahead of Cincy in NFL. Loser gets relegated like Euro soccer. Clemson or Alabama is promoted to the big leagues.

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jaunte  Sep 17, 2020 • 6:58:23pm
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stpaulbear  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:01:08pm

re: #72 b.d. (Competence 2020!)

lol, my God

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The internet can put that letter in the same place that DeJoy’s USPS put my Biden/Harris bumper stickers. I still haven’t received them after Team Biden sent me a note almost a month ago saying that they’d been shipped.

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Belafon  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:02:42pm

re: #81 stpaulbear

The internet can put that letter in the same place that DeJoy’s USPS put my Biden/Harris bumper stickers. I still haven’t received them after Team Biden sent me a note almost a month ago saying that they’d been shipped.

You might see about contacting your local Democratic headquarters. They might be able to get you some. Not speaking from experience, just an idea.

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Rightwingconspirator  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:03:21pm

re: #77 TarHellion

Then when does it ever pay to bank money? I put my money in savings and they pay fractions of a percent? And (different subject) put my money out in 24% credit cards?!? Seems like a weird structure that forces me onto a more risky market. Stocks. Gold? LOL. How about they pay me a decent interest that at least stays with inflation?

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:04:18pm

re: #77 TarHellion

But the U.S. can print as much money as it needs.

Assuming one is willing to accept the consequences of doing that.

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stpaulbear  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:04:39pm

re: #82 Belafon

You might see about contacting your local Democratic headquarters. They might be able to get you some. Not speaking from experience, just an idea.

I’ve already done it. Contacted the campaign and contacted the merchandise company twice. No responses. Maybe they’ll take time to respond after the election…

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Rightwingconspirator  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:05:00pm

re: #84 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Assuming one is willing to accept the consequences of doing that.

We have seen that movie before…

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gocart mozart  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:05:20pm

These two clips are identical

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b.d. (Competence 2020!)  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:07:33pm

re: #81 stpaulbear

The internet can put that letter in the same place that DeJoy’s USPS put my Biden/Harris bumper stickers. I still haven’t received them after Team Biden sent me a note almost a month ago saying that they’d been shipped.

I got this yesterday about my stickers and pint glasses. I need my pint glasses! You expect for me to drink my beer out of the can like a commoner?!?!?

Dear ,

We are reaching out to let you know your order from the Team Joe Store is coming soon. First, thank you for ordering from the Team Joe Store. Second, we apologize that it has taken this long to get you your order. We want nothing more than for you to be able to show your support for Joe and Kamala.

Due to the unprecedented demand for our items in August, ongoing postal delays, and shortages due to COVID-19, we’re experiencing extended production and processing times. We are close to being caught up and expect to have outstanding orders older than two weeks shipped by mid-next week.

Please know that your order has not been lost and we’re working to get your gear to you as soon as possible. Please note that your items may ship separately, and once they do you will receive a shipping confirmation email.

Now that our wait times are getting back to normal, we hope you use the one-time 10% coupon code ‘THANKYOU’ since your order has been delayed. Thank you again for your support and for helping us build our country back better.

The Team at Team Joe

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:13:17pm
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Kilroy was here  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:15:42pm

re: #89 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

So Stokeahontas is also Sitting Bull?

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stpaulbear  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:16:00pm

re: #88 b.d. (Competence 2020!)

I got this yesterday about my stickers and pint glasses. I need my pint glasses! You expect for me to drink my beer out of the can like a commoner?!?!?

I received the shipping confirmation letter last month. I ordered the stickers about two hours after Harris was announced as VP choice, so I think I may have beat the rush for product, but it disappeared after shipping. I received a tracking number, but the tracker says it never even entered the system. I have no idea what happened to them, but I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that the USPS office they were delivered to got some special instructions from DeJoy.

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Romantic Heretic  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:16:05pm

re: #54 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I get it, Bill doesn’t know how actual Presidents human beings act.

FTFY.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:16:38pm
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TarHellion  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:17:05pm

re: #83 Rightwingconspirator

To quote one of the lone conservatives I actually thought was funny and cogent (P.J. O’Rourke): A credit card is like a junk bond.

You will not make money from your bank. The world has determined we are credit-worthy and there is little or no inflation. For most of our history interest rates remained very low. It wasn’t until the 1970s-1990s that interest rates ran high. Hell, I remember making 5 percent on my company’s money in the late 1990s.

Fundamentally, there is nothing wrong with deficits, as long as the world has faith in your currency. Japan has a debt that exceeds 200 percent of GDP. Russia’s is 12.5 percent. Would you rather have Japanese Yen or Russian Rubels?

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jaunte  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:19:02pm
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dangerman  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:19:36pm
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TarHellion  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:20:45pm

re: #95 jaunte

I’m watching that show. It’s called The Vow on HBO.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:20:52pm

hi

I WON THE LOTTO! ($4)

For the first time in a long time, my wife and I went to the county seat to do grocery shopping. Between the butcher and the grocery store, that was north of $700 replenishing supplies.

There was only one brand of sanitiser wipes available, an imported brand from Indonesia with no information about what’s in them. Pass.

The smoke/haze is horrible today, so bad my wife can smell smoke (her sense of smell is extremely limited from her car accident in the Nineties). Right now, the AQI in Scottsbluff is 103. Driving home, we could not see Courthouse and Jail Rocks from US-26 (about four miles away).

The state issued a health alert for the Panhandle’s air quality this morning.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:21:53pm

Lre: #96 dangerman

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He’s obsessed with walls. Maybe we can build one around Mar Al Lago and make him pay for it.

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TarHellion  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:22:47pm

re: #98 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Congrats on the BIG win!!!

Do you shop once a month?

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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:23:02pm

re: #90 Kilroy was here

So Stokeahontas is also Sitting Bull?

Not quite. It’s Shitting Bull.

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DodgerFan1988  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:24:25pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:26:13pm

re: #100 TarHellion

Congrats on the BIG win!!!

Do you shop once a month?

Usually every two or three weeks. We’ve been holding off from going anywhere we don’t have to due to the epidemic, so we haven’t been to the store in at least two months (aside from picking up a few items in our town’s general store like milk).

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dangerman  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:26:56pm

so Daniel Dale comes up with three nit picky fact checks for biden

inconsequential really

compared to the fire hose of trumps lies he documented two days before

and no one got that dale did it on purposes….cause there was nothing else

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Hecuba's daughter  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:30:50pm

re: #89 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Chris D. Jackson
@ChrisDJackson
Two nights ago, Trump insisted on sitting down for his town hall with George Stephanopoulos.

Tonight, @JoeBiden stood on stage for an hour and fifteen minutes with Anderson Cooper, fielding questions from the audience.

Begs the question, what is Trump hiding by sitting? UNFIT?

I don’t mock Trump for sitting instead of standing. This does not reflect on his ability to be President. Every aspect of his character, lack of experience, lack of knowledge render him unfit for the office — but not this. However, he can stand for extended time to deliver rants at a rally — wonder what the difference is here?

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TarHellion  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:30:55pm

re: #103 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

We’ve been packing and filling every other week, then a bigger shop at the end of the month.

With beautiful weather (finally) set for the weekend, it will be great to grill some burgers and brats!

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teleskiguy  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:32:21pm

re: #96 dangerman

Compare this manic spew to his languid morose spew at the National Archives earlier today. He snorted something on Air Force One before his Nuremberg rally.

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Jay C  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:33:04pm

re: #89 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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So when, do we think, some RWNJ blogger/radio host is going to claim that Joe Biden standing for 75 minutes is “proof” of his general feebleness and debility because he couldn’t get up again if he sat down….?

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Belafon  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:34:46pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:35:02pm

Still trying to infect everyone they can through the friendly competition of football.

The state commission which oversees high school football has said that due to the damaged season over the epidemic, all twenty-four Class A high school teams will be in the playoffs this year. They will seed the teams based on what their records were when the season was suspended.

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Belafon  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:35:21pm

re: #108 Jay C

So when, do we think, some RWNJ blogger/radio host is going to claim that Joe Biden standing for 75 minutes is “proof” of his general feebleness and debility because he couldn’t get up again if he sat down….?

Right after they read your comment.

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piratedan  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:36:55pm

re: #105 Hecuba’s daughter

I feel the same way…. yet, Trump incessantly brings up Biden’s health as an issue and here Biden essentially shows that not only is he more coherent, he’s also more healthy than Trump. I wouldn’t even bother with this, but if Trump is gonna lob this softball at Biden, you might as well hit it out of the park and ask, is that all you got?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:38:28pm

re: #112 piratedan

I feel the same way…. yet, Trump incessantly brings up Biden’s health as an issue and here Biden essentially shows that not only is he more coherent, he’s also more healthy than Trump. I wouldn’t even bother with this, but if Trump is gonna lob this softball at Biden, you might as well hit it out of the park and ask, is that all you got?

Trump also made a lot of hay about Clinton’s health. I’m fine with pointing out he looks like a rotten pumpkin.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:39:54pm

Iowa posts 3rd-fastest COVID spread in nation; more than 2,700 educators have tested positive (Omaha World-Herald)

Who needs teachers and staff in a school?

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TarHellion  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:41:12pm

FFVCS has tried the Biden is senile attack. He’s tried the Law and Order attack. Now he’s going back to the “greatest economy ever and can bring it back” attack.

They’ve got nothing.

And as long as Biden doesn’t drool or start clucking like a chicken in the debates, Biden’s going to win and win big!

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Belafon  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:43:14pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:44:58pm

It’s funny. The Trumpers claiming that Biden was given the questions in advance. Uh wouldn’t being able to remember them and craft an answer be proof of not having a cognitive decline but then again these are people who think Trump is a badass when in reality he’s the biggest wimp ever to be President.

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plansbandc  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:45:48pm

re: #90 Kilroy was here

I think Sitting Bullshit is more appropriate.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:46:34pm

re: #114 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

The data also show that an increasing number of children under age 17 have tested positive for the virus, with the total now 5,929. That’s an increase of 389 cases since Monday. More than 2,700 educators have tested positive for the virus.

In a report released Sunday, the White House Coronavirus Task Force continued to place Iowa in the red zone for cases. Iowa has the nation’s third-highest rate for new cases per 100,000 people. The task force noted Iowa has seen a decrease in new cases in the past week.

The report repeated a recommendation that Iowa implement a statewide mask mandate. Gov. Kim Reynolds says a mandate wouldn’t be effective and isn’t needed.

She’s so Republican even the White House saying a a mask mandate is required is not enough.

Governor Reynolds is not an epidemiologist nor physician, nor does she play one in Des Moines. She has one semester of college. Afterward, she attempted accounting and dropped out of that as well.

She then learned the way to go was to be a Republican politician. She started as a county clerk (because failed accounting student) and worked her way through the Iowa senate, lieutenant governor, and now governor.

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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:47:07pm

re: #118 plansbandc

I think Sitting Bullshit is more appropriate.

Shitting Bullshit is redundant, but does suggest the incredible volume of shit that comes from Trump.

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BeachDem  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:48:26pm

re: #107 teleskiguy

Compare this manic spew to his languid morose spew at the National Archives earlier today. He snorted something on Air Force One before his Nuremberg rally.

and while he ran his ignorant mouth in Wisconsin, the Parks and Rec gang raised close to $500,000 for Wisconsin Dems (and also provided much info about voting in Wisconsin; and were pretty entertaining to boot. Aubrey Plaza and Adam Scott were the moderators and they did a great job.)

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Hecuba's daughter  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:50:40pm

re: #112 piratedan

I feel the same way…. yet, Trump incessantly brings up Biden’s health as an issue and here Biden essentially shows that not only is he more coherent, he’s also more healthy than Trump. I wouldn’t even bother with this, but if Trump is gonna lob this softball at Biden, you might as well hit it out of the park and ask, is that all you got?

If I have to stand for 20 minutes washing dishes, my lower back starts killing me. So I’m very sympathetic to other olds who may have similar issues. And if I’m sitting on the floor (as can happen playing with the grand niece/ grand nephew), getting myself up can be a real chore.

Trump’s physical debilities don’t really matter — it’s his cognitive abilities, temperament, and character that demonstrate his total incapability of handling the job he has. How any sane voter can listen to him and think this is the person we need is beyond understanding. Oh wait, that’s it — they aren’t sane. 200,000 dead and he still has support.

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Jack Burton  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:55:57pm

re: #77 TarHellion

In a low-inflation environment who cares about the debt? it’s not like we are looking at rampant inflation due to organic or immigration growth. Yes, the number is high. But the U.S. can print as much money as it needs. We could have “cured” the debt back in 2001, but GWB decided to go for big tax cuts. And FFVCS did the same. The Fascists have ceded any and all “concern” about the debt. We will not run out of money. The only threat is if our “money” is ever devalued in the world market. Perhaps under FFVCS. Not under Biden.

But what you just said require more than a 1st grade level knowledge of macroeconomics and monetary policy, and Conservatives can’t have that. We could completely print our way out of the COVID-19 hole with little or no inflation because we would just be stabilizing not setting up a massive demand-pull situation.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:57:26pm
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Belafon  Sep 17, 2020 • 7:58:00pm

re: #123 Jack Burton

But what you just said require more than a 1st grade level knowledge of macroeconomics and monetary policy, and Conservatives can’t have that. We could completely print our way out of the COVID-19 hole with little or no inflation because we would just be stabilizing not setting up a massive demand-pull situation.

Most of the country can’t scale up to macroeconomics, and they really don’t have a good grasp on what government spending vs private spending actually means. And the explanations don’t fit on a bumper sticker.

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 17, 2020 • 8:06:36pm

This is sexist as hell but it’s so funny. Are gay couples allowed to participate?

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Ace Rothstein  Sep 17, 2020 • 8:07:16pm

re: #80 jaunte

They don’t do weaves.

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Patricia Kayden  Sep 17, 2020 • 8:15:14pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 17, 2020 • 8:15:55pm
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retired cynic  Sep 17, 2020 • 8:16:27pm

re: #129 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

What An Idiot.

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Jack Burton  Sep 17, 2020 • 8:18:24pm

re: #129 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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i(m)p(each)sos  Sep 17, 2020 • 8:21:24pm

re: #131 Jack Burton

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Brown Eyed Ghoul.

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teleskiguy  Sep 17, 2020 • 8:22:07pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Sep 17, 2020 • 8:22:08pm
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stpaulbear  Sep 17, 2020 • 8:24:00pm

re: #132 i(m)p(each)sos

Brown Eyed Ghoul.

Into The Mistake.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Sep 17, 2020 • 8:25:23pm

re: #135 stpaulbear

Into The Mistake.

Astral Weeks And Maybe Months On A Ventilator

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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 17, 2020 • 8:26:24pm
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piratedan  Sep 17, 2020 • 8:26:41pm

re: #129 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

always a surprise when we find out that the people who have spoken to us thru their talents reveal to us that they’re just as human as the rest of us…

I’ll not question the pleasure that his music has brought me but it is another needed a reminder that just because he can craft a song, that’s about all that it means…

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Patricia Kayden  Sep 17, 2020 • 8:29:14pm
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i(m)p(each)sos  Sep 17, 2020 • 8:31:03pm

re: #138 piratedan

always a surprise when we find out that the people who have spoken to us thru their talents reveal to us that they’re just as human as the rest of us…

I’ll not question the pleasure that his music has brought me but it is another needed a reminder that just because he can craft a song, that’s about all that it means…

I’m not sure if it would be Astral Weeks, St. Dominic’s Preview or the woefully underrated Veedon Fleece, but there’s no question something from his late 60s-early 70s output would be on the list of the albums I’d want with me on my deathbed.

But I’ve always gotten the impression he’s kind of a nasty piece of work as a human being, so I’m somehow unsurprised by this.

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Ace-o-aces  Sep 17, 2020 • 8:34:12pm
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Patricia Kayden  Sep 17, 2020 • 8:35:05pm
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plansbandc  Sep 17, 2020 • 9:00:55pm

re: #142 Patricia Kayden

They love each other for sure. <3


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