The Bob Cesca Podcast: The 750 Dollar Question

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

The 750 Dollar Question — [Explicit Language] How was the debate, people of the future?; Trump’s tax returns revealed by the New York Times; The major takeaways in Harper’s Index format; Trump is a fraud and a loser; Trump’s killing Americans and taking their tax dollars to keep his failing resorts from closing; Trump paid zero in taxes for 10 of the last 15 years; Trump says the NYT article is fake news, then confirms it’s real; Brad Parscale arrested in Florida; Parscale tackled by cops; Parscale under investigation for stealing millions from Trump and the RNC; Channel 4 bombshell about Trump suppression of the Black vote; Wilbur Ross is ignoring the courts; 860,000 Americans have already voted; Buzz Coney Burbank from Buzz Coney Burbank News and Comment is here; With music by Brad Brooks and the Gypsy Moths; and more!

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202 comments
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Jebediah, RBG  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:29:03pm

FT

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Decatur Deb  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:30:13pm

re: #1 Jebediah, RBG

GOTV

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:30:33pm

FT, GOTV

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:32:09pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:32:39pm

I mentioned a while back that the reason Trump froze like a deer in the headlights over Covid and why he was so big on playing down the risk and getting the economy going back again was fear of the loss of revenue streams from his heavily-leveraged properties.

His tax returns seem to bear that out.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:32:59pm

re: #4 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Are we not men?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:33:35pm

re: #4 NO SMOCKING GUN!

An international team led by Chinese researchers has used #gene-editing technology to produce “Pig 3.0” prototypes, a leap forward for life-saving organ transplants from animals to humans.

Will they also have wings?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:34:15pm

re: #6 Decatur Deb

Are we not men?

We are lizards.

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Belafon  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:36:51pm

re: #8 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

We are lizards.

Some of us are Muppets.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:38:31pm

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Charles Johnson  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:40:41pm
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Charles Johnson  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:41:16pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:42:17pm
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Charles Johnson  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:42:18pm
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Decatur Deb  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:42:37pm

re: #8 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

We are lizards.

That would explain this tail.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:44:08pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:45:04pm

re: #16 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Though some people seem to have a curiously strong desire to kill thousands of strangers.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:45:34pm

Don’t know if I’ll watch tonight, it does impinge on my napping requirement.

I do hope that Biden is not deferential to Trump. The correct attitude towards Trump ought to be one of derision.

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Jebediah, RBG  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:47:20pm

re: #6 Decatur Deb

Are we not men?

We are Devo

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bratwurst  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:48:12pm
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A Mom Anon  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:49:35pm

re: #16 Backwoods_Sleuth

That’s going to slam DeSantis upside the snout. It’s also going to really mess up Florida’s economy more than it is.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:50:32pm

re: #21 A Mom Anon

That’s going to slam DeSantis upside the snout. It’s also going to really mess up Florida’s economy more than it is.

Florida is open and not doing well. CA parks are still closed.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:51:25pm

re: #21 A Mom Anon

That’s going to slam DeSantis upside the snout. It’s also going to really mess up Florida’s economy more than it is.

I read the article, which indicated that the layoffs are due to California not allowing Disneyland to reopen, sensibly.

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Ace-o-aces  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:52:58pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:55:16pm

How to drugs from Sarah Cooper!

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Interesting Times  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:55:21pm

The perils of outsourcing your campaign ads to Russian bots…

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Ace-o-aces  Sep 29, 2020 • 2:58:18pm

re: #11 Charles Johnson

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GlutenFreeJesus  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:02:23pm

re: #24 Ace-o-aces

Where’s the proof that he’s actually donating any of his salary though?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:03:51pm

re: #15 Decatur Deb

That would explain this tail.

and a lovely tale it is…

oh wait…TAIL!

my bad…

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cat-tikvah  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:03:57pm

re: #26 Interesting Times

Maybe makes more sense this way?
мы не можем с помощью Джо Байдена провести нас через кризис

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:04:05pm

re: #28 GlutenFreeJesus

Where’s the proof that he’s actually donating any of his salary though?

THIS.

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A Mom Anon  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:05:59pm

re: #23 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Disney has been hit hard across the board. This round of layoffs is mostly part time workers. I had a friend who was working in food service in Disney’s Orlando location and she was laid off back in May. It’s not going to get better for Florida either. But yes, I should have read the whole thing. My bad.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:09:42pm

CL’d from downstairs:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:11:13pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:11:22pm

In news close to home: Fishspawns’ school district gave me a heart attack this morning, with an email titled: COVID-19 Communication. Yeah, that’s right, someone in the school system tested positive. They said that no staff or students had been exposed and the individual was already self-quarantining, but there’s always that moment of soul-rending panic when you are terrified that you and your kids are about to become statistics.

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Hecuba's daughter  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:19:12pm

Was last night the first time that Daniel Cameron admitted that he recommended only charges of wanton endangerment to the grand jury in the Breonna Taylor case? That certainly clarifies that he was responsible for the minimal charges brought against the officers. Why do I think of him as similar to the Samuel Jackson character in “Django Unchained”, with Mitch McConnell as Calvin Candie?

According to CNN, a grand juror has suggested the Kentucky attorney general may have misrepresented to the public the case presented to the panel, a lawyer for the juror said Tuesday. It does appear that the Cameron will be releasing a recording of the grand jury presentation, but it’s not clear to me, at least, whether that recording will be available to the public.

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Dave In Austin  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:20:20pm
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Renaissance_Man  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:25:21pm

re: #18 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Don’t know if I’ll watch tonight, it does impinge on my napping requirement.

I do hope that Biden is not deferential to Trump. The correct attitude towards Trump ought to be one of derision.

Right. This is the constant mistake everyone, from reporters to politicians, makes. The correct attitude is derision and dismissal. Hush, grownups are talking.

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A Mom Anon  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:26:32pm

re: #37 Dave In Austin

Oh Lordy. Farther down the thread is the by now infamous pic of the Black Panthers at a polling place from several years ago. Because only Democrats suppress voters. Gah.

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A Mom Anon  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:31:51pm

re: #38 Renaissance_Man

Treat him like the idiot he is. He doesn’t deserve a break at all.

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BeachDem  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:33:13pm

re: #37 Dave In Austin

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Oooh, be vewwy afraid—Posobiec is going to Philly (remember, you can’t spell Posobiec without POS)

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b.d. (Enough!)  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:38:54pm

I missed it?!?!?!?

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Ace Rothstein  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:39:15pm

re: #28 GlutenFreeJesus

Where’s the proof that he’s actually donating any of his salary though?

There isn’t any. These “donation” checks are written to the departments they’re allegedly going to. The problem is that when you write a check to the government, you write it to the Treasury not the whatever agency. I guarantee you it’s going to come out that this has been just another one of his lies.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:39:28pm

re: #42 b.d. (Competence 2020!)

I missed it?!?!?!?

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And this, kids, is why you don’t test in production.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:40:18pm
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Ace Rothstein  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:40:44pm

re: #39 A Mom Anon

Oh Lordy. Farther down the thread is the by now infamous pic of the Black Panthers at a polling place from several years ago. Because only Democrats suppress voters. Gah.

What, the only three that were still alive?

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KGxvi  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:40:46pm

re: #42 b.d. (Competence 2020!)

Surprising but not shocking that they are still this incredibly incompetent.

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b.d. (Enough!)  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:41:23pm

re: #44 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

And this, kids, is why you don’t test in production.

Get me the digital campaign manager!!…….oh yeah, nevermind

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:42:14pm
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aatharuv  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:43:53pm

re: #43 Ace Rothstein

There isn’t any. These “donation” checks are written to the departments they’re allegedly going to. The problem is that when you write a check to the government, you write it to the Treasury not the whatever agency. I guarantee you it’s going to come out that this has been just another one of his lies.

If there’s even proof that he wrote out checks to the Treasury, it would be surprising. Not that it’s sufficient to take account of all the additional revenue he, his companies, and his cronies are taking from just the US government.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:47:26pm

re: #49 NO SMOCKING GUN!

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DADDY’S BEING MEAN TO ME! I WANT HIM TO LEAVE!

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Targetpractice  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:49:48pm

re: #49 NO SMOCKING GUN!

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A Mom Anon  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:49:54pm

re: #46 Ace Rothstein

Wasn’t there a New Black Panther group/party awhile back? Maybe that’s what those dudes are part of, but even so, it’s ONE polling place.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:51:26pm

well today is going to suck. Have an appointment to take one of our dogs to the vet for the last time. :(

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:52:52pm

re: #54 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

well today is going to suck. Have an appointment to take one of our dogs to the vet for the last time. :(

{{{hugs}}}

I’m so sorry for your loss.

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KGxvi  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:55:06pm

re: #41 BeachDem

Roman tweeting a video of a poll worker telling a woman “ma’am if you’re not here to vote, I’m going to need you to step outside and call the commissioner’s office, that’s what we were told to do.”

And that’s followed by all sorts of people posting the Pennsylvania law on poll observers (basically, have to be a registered voter, have to live in the district, have to be appointed by a campaign or party). Turns out you can’t just show up claiming to be an observer and demand to see what is going on… shocking, I know.

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b.d. (Enough!)  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:55:24pm

re: #54 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

well today is going to suck. Have an appointment to take one of our dogs to the vet for the last time. :(

oh no, i’m sorry

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KGxvi  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:55:30pm

re: #54 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

well today is going to suck. Have an appointment to take one of our dogs to the vet for the last time. :(

condolences. they don’t live long enough and we probably live too long.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 29, 2020 • 3:59:50pm

re: #54 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

well today is going to suck. Have an appointment to take one of our dogs to the vet for the last time. :(

Sorry to hear this. Losing a furry friend is never easy.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:00:00pm

re: #54 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

well today is going to suck. Have an appointment to take one of our dogs to the vet for the last time. :(

{{gentle hugs}}

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Jebediah, RBG  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:00:28pm

re: #54 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

well today is going to suck. Have an appointment to take one of our dogs to the vet for the last time. :(

So sorry. Doesn’t matter how necessary it is, it does always suck. My condolences to you and everybody else who loved your pup.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:01:40pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:03:25pm
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BeachDem  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:04:01pm

Was looking back at the expectations leading up to the Biden/Ryan debate in 2012, and the ever-quotable Dick Harpootlian cracked me up (let’s hope it carries forward to tonight)

South Carolina Democratic Party Chairman Dick Harpootlian predicted that Biden would take “the old meat-ax” to Ryan — a beating so one-sided that “the humane society” would have to be called in.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:06:33pm

meanwhile in Cincinnati

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:07:16pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:08:00pm
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A Mom Anon  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:08:36pm

re: #54 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

I am so sorry. It’s the worst. Big hugs to you and your family.

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:08:51pm

CL’ed
re: #152 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Obnoxious Parrot (Re-post from a couple of years ago):

David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the least, rude.

David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, and anything else that came to mind. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got madder and ruder.

Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, all was quiet.

David, frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird, quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David’s extended arm and said, “I’m sorry that I offended you with my language and actions. I ask for your forgiveness.”

David was astounded at the bird’s change in attitude and was about to ask what changed him when the parrot continued, “May I ask what the chicken did?”

The sons got together and decided to give their mother a surprise for her birthday. They found the perfect gift: a parrot that spoke Yiddish! Wanting to please their mother, they purchased the bird for an exorbitant sum and presented it to her at a birthday party.

A few days later, the oldest son went over to see how Mom was enjoying her new pet. As usual, the house was full of the wonderful aroma of cooking. When Mom answered the door, he asked her “how do you like the parrot we got you?”

“Oh, it should be done now. Do you want to stay for dinner?”

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:09:32pm

*looking at his own hands*

“Say hello to my little friends!”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:13:51pm
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gocart mozart  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:14:42pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:16:16pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:17:31pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:17:33pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:19:06pm

re: #75 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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IT’S NOT THE GODDAMN FLU, PEOPLE.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:20:01pm

re: #75 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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‘Super healthy’ 19-year-old Appalachian State student dies from COVID-19, family says

Read more here: charlotteobserver.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:21:30pm

re: #77 Backwoods_Sleuth

‘Super healthy’ 19-year-old Appalachian State student dies from COVID-19, family says

Read more here: charlotteobserver.com

“As our family suffers this incredible loss, we want to remind people to wear a mask and quarantine if you test positive even without symptoms, you have no idea who you can come into contact with that the virus affects differently,” his mother Susan Dorrill said in a statement on social media that has since been made private.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:21:49pm

re: #56 KGxvi

Roman tweeting a video of a poll worker telling a woman “ma’am if you’re not here to vote, I’m going to need you to step outside and call the commissioner’s office, that’s what we were told to do.”

And that’s followed by all sorts of people posting the Pennsylvania law on poll observers (basically, have to be a registered voter, have to live in the district, have to be appointed by a campaign or party). Turns out you can’t just show up claiming to be an observer and demand to see what is going on… shocking, I know.

The key point, using Alabama as a sample, is that each party or candidate gets to assign ONE poll watcher per polling place, by letter to the chief. The poll watchers are sworn in.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:25:33pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:26:20pm

heh

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geekmom  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:26:55pm

Summary of Eric Trump’s response to the tax returns:

STOP BEING MEAN TO MY DADDY! 😭😭😭

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:27:08pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:27:46pm
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dangerman  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:28:54pm

has this been posted yet?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:29:22pm

re: #83 The Pie Overlord!

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Oh my God, whoever his social media manager is, give them a raise.

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geekmom  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:31:02pm

re: #83 The Pie Overlord!

The ice cream sealed my vote 😋

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:31:14pm
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dangerman  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:31:46pm

re: #75 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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wake the fuck up people
anyone can get this
anyone can die from it

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:33:50pm
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jaunte  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:35:00pm

re: #90 Backwoods_Sleuth

Barr too well camouflaged.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:35:42pm

re: #91 jaunte

Barr too well camouflaged.

It took me a minute, then I lol’d.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:35:58pm
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gocart mozart  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:36:32pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:39:03pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:40:29pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:41:08pm

re: #95 Backwoods_Sleuth

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There aren’t going to be any voters left in Wisconsin, if things continue the way they’re going. After the commencement of school activities, Wisconsin’s inability to implement statewide controls has led to a severe spike in coronavirus counts.

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jaunte  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:41:56pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:43:36pm

re: #98 jaunte

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Chris Fucking Christie? I haven’t heard from him in a dog’s age. Well, I think we know how this is going to go.

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A hollow voice says, Beware the strongman con  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:43:54pm

re: #54 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

well today is going to suck. Have an appointment to take one of our dogs to the vet for the last time. :(

So sorry to hear that.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:45:27pm

re: #98 jaunte

I thought Trump wasn’t lowering himself to debate prep. Prep is for Little People.

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Teddy's Person ✌  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:46:03pm

re: #39 A Mom Anon

Oh Lordy. Farther down the thread is the by now infamous pic of the Black Panthers at a polling place from several years ago. Because only Democrats suppress voters. Gah.

Is that the picture where they were holding the door open for voters?

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jaunte  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:47:37pm

re: #101 Decatur Deb

“Helping run Trump’s debate prep” as in “helping herd manic cat.”

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BeachDem  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:49:43pm

re: #81 Backwoods_Sleuth

heh

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Teddy's Person ✌  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:50:58pm

re: #54 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

This kind of news breaks my heart. Take care, our furry friends know we love them.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:51:16pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:53:11pm
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Ace Rothstein  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:54:08pm

re: #83 The Pie Overlord!

Trump has never, not once, ever tweeted a thing humorous.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:55:28pm
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sagehen  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:55:37pm

So the tech crew setting up for the debate… their soundcheck was a debate of the question, “Is it okay to put pineapple on pizza?”

“No, of course not. A pizza should be crust, tomato, sauce, maybe some meat, but absolutely no fruit. It would be wrong to put fruit of any kind on a pizza.”

“Tomato is a fruit.”

Moderator: let’s call it a draw.

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:56:42pm
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Targetpractice  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:57:50pm

re: #111 The Pie Overlord!

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And yet, Donny will end up trying it. And Joe will bitch slap him for it.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 4:57:51pm

re: #111 The Pie Overlord!

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No, they’re talking to people whom they treat as born yesterday, because that’s how they receive their programming.

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A Mom Anon  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:00:43pm

re: #102 Teddy’s Person ✌

Of course not. It’s the one of them standing there being all menacing and shit in front of the place. ////// snark alert

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jaunte  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:00:52pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:03:19pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:04:21pm

re: #115 jaunte

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What … what is wrong with these people?

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danarchy  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:04:47pm

re: #115 jaunte

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Isn’t that CNNs problem, they don’t really have an audience.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:09:49pm

For my debate prep I am following the Biden regimen—simple Breyer’s vanilla, splooshed with Fox’s U-bet.

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(((Archangel1)))  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:12:22pm

re: #54 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

well today is going to suck. Have an appointment to take one of our dogs to the vet for the last time. :(

That sucks big time. My condolences.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:12:23pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:12:23pm

fucking chips keep falling

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:14:00pm

re: #121 Charles Johnson

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Sure Brit keep on telling yourself that. Gonna love seeing you and your coworkers miserable than ever in the Biden years.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:14:43pm

Mrs. Fish, watching SNL when the Trump boys came on the TV, and I told her that Eric is supposedly the smart one of the pair: “My guess is that Don Jr. is the charismatic one and the other one is… not Donald’s.” I am dead.

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(((Archangel1)))  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:14:47pm
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Charles Johnson  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:15:23pm
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Targetpractice  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:15:44pm

re: #121 Charles Johnson

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“It’s not the message, it’s the messenger” is the cry of the desperate.

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jaunte  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:15:45pm
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Targetpractice  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:16:19pm

re: #126 Charles Johnson

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They’ve tried for weeks to dance around this, finally tonight they’re just coming out and saying it.

Analysis: They’re fucking scared.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:16:50pm

re: #126 Charles Johnson

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And I don’t think there’s any doubt that Brit Hume should be kicked in the balls for using dementia as a cheap political attack.

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jaunte  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:17:44pm

Like clockwork, a Trumpist co-worker repeats the ‘senile’ accusation.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:18:02pm

re: #129 Targetpractice

They’ve tried for weeks to dance around this, finally tonight they’re just coming out and saying it.

Analysis: They’re fucking scared.

They’re fucking terrified. These are the same geniuses that thought Palin and Ryan would outdebate Biden too but that was delusional shit too.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:19:24pm

re: #131 jaunte

Like clockwork, a Trumpist co-worker repeats the ‘senile’ accusation.

It’s literally a Kremlin talking point. Pooty’s afraid of Biden too because he won’t be able to get away with bounties anymore. Like Brit and Trump, he’s a scared little man.

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Targetpractice  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:19:26pm

I wanna let Faux and the rest of the MAGAts in on a little secret: You’re lowering the bar for Biden every time you try to accuse him of being so senile he needs drugs to function. When he walks out on that stage in less than an hour and kicks Donny in the jimmies, you’re not going to be able to argue that people should have known he’d turn in a great performance because of his years of political brawling.

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dangerman  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:20:53pm

re: #108 Ace Rothstein

Trump has never, not once, ever tweeted a thing humorous.

trump has never not once told a joke or been humorous

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:21:24pm

re: #134 Targetpractice

I wanna let Faux and the rest of the MAGAts in on a little secret: You’re lowering the bar for Biden every time you try to accuse him of being so senile he needs drugs to function. When he walks out on that stage in less than an hour and kicks Donny in the jimmies, you’re not going to be able to argue that people should have known he’d turn in a great performance because of his years of political brawling.

Yep. But they’ll try to do that or make up some conspiracy crap. The fucked up thing is Trump acts senile and goddamned Reagan showed signs of Alzheimer’s. They’ve got nothing because the bastards wanted to run against Bernie so bad.

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jaunte  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:21:53pm

re: #134 Targetpractice

“people should have known he’d turn in a great performance because of his years of political brawling”

However, I expect to hear these words or something very like them tomorrow.

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b.d. (Enough!)  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:22:08pm

A friendly reminder that this is a FOXNEWS debate tonight:

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A Three Hour Tour  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:24:00pm

re: #130 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

And I don’t think there’s any doubt that Brit Hume should be kicked in the balls for using dementia as a cheap political attack.

Brit Hume should be kicked in the balls as a matter of principle just for the dishonor of being Brit Hume.

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Targetpractice  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:24:48pm

They’ve spent weeks trying to build him up as a piss-dribbling mess who can’t get through even a short speech without wandering off to chase a squirrel. So when he doesn’t collapse into a boneless heap on stage tonight, they’re going to spend the next few days insisting that he had “help” of some variety. You can be sure that they’re gonna devote at least one set of eyes to looking for odd “lumps” or items in his ears to insist he had somebody feeding him answers from behind the curtain. Along with some witch’s brew of drugs that kept him alert and coherent through the debate.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:25:00pm

re: #124 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Mrs. Fish, watching SNL when the Trump boys came on the TV, and I told her that Eric is supposedly the smart one of the pair: “My guess is that Don Jr. is the charismatic one and the other one is… not Donald’s.” I am dead.

DonJr isn’t charismatic…he looks like he smells really bad

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:25:10pm

re: #139 A Three Hour Tour

Brit Hume should be kicked in the balls as a matter of principle just for the dishonor of being Brit Hume.

One of the biggest assholes on that network and Hannity eats lunch in the cafeteria alone.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:25:42pm

re: #141 Backwoods_Sleuth

DonJr isn’t charismatic…he looks like he smells really bad

I was going to say, neither of them can be that charismatic. I certainly don’t think Don Sr. is. Though, maybe he was at one time; I never really followed him all that closely.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:26:07pm

re: #141 Backwoods_Sleuth

DonJr isn’t charismatic…he looks like he smells really bad

They’re both unimpressive in every way.

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Ace Rothstein  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:26:36pm

re: #129 Targetpractice

Hume should be fired. For some reason, “fired” auto-corrected to “gored,” and that’s fine too.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:26:37pm

re: #140 Targetpractice

They’ve spent weeks trying to build him up as a piss-dribbling mess who can’t get through even a short speech without wandering off to chase a squirrel. So when he doesn’t collapse into a boneless heap on stage tonight, they’re going to spend the next few days insisting that he had “help” of some variety. You can be sure that they’re gonna devote at least one set of eyes to looking for odd “lumps” or items in his ears to insist he had somebody feeding him answers from behind the curtain. Along with some witch’s brew of drugs that kept him alert and coherent through the debate.

We could have them debate naked next time.

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:26:54pm

re: #140 Targetpractice

They’ve spent weeks trying to build him up as a piss-dribbling mess who can’t get through even a short speech without wandering off to chase a squirrel. So when he doesn’t collapse into a boneless heap on stage tonight, they’re going to spend the next few days insisting that he had “help” of some variety. You can be sure that they’re gonna devote at least one set of eyes to looking for odd “lumps” or items in his ears to insist he had somebody feeding him answers from behind the curtain. Along with some witch’s brew of drugs that kept him alert and coherent through the debate.

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Hecuba's daughter  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:27:11pm

re: #54 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

well today is going to suck. Have an appointment to take one of our dogs to the vet for the last time. :(

{{{hugs}}}

My deepest sympathy to you and your family on your loss.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:27:24pm

re: #143 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I was going to say, neither of them can be that charismatic. I certainly don’t think Don Sr. is. Though, maybe he was at one time; I never really followed him all that closely.

He’s just an opportunist with no real beliefs other than he wants his daddy to love him. He’d be better off if he put a blonde wig and called himself Donna because he’s never gonna be Ivanka.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:28:22pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:29:43pm

re: #150 Charles Johnson

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From the Captain Fucking Obvious Department of Journalism. Jesus H. Christ, what do they expect people to do when they’re stuck at home and the government is tossing a live grenade at them?!

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Targetpractice  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:29:48pm

BTW, I saw the “rumor” earlier that he’d been provided the questions ahead of time. Doesn’t that sort of contradict the “He’s too senile to remember anything” line? How can you accuse a guy who’s supposedly so out of it that he can’t remember basic facts of being able to memorize prepared answers to questions minutes to hours ahead of the debate?

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Targetpractice  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:30:39pm

re: #150 Charles Johnson

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Obviously the answer is to open bars and restaurants, because drinking there would somehow moderate their intake.

////////

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jaunte  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:31:24pm

Six deer just ambled across the front pasture, headed down to the gully. Settling in for the debate.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:32:42pm

re: #150 Charles Johnson

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Gee I wonder fucking why.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:33:27pm

re: #152 Targetpractice

BTW, I saw the “rumor” earlier that he’d been provided the questions ahead of time. Doesn’t that sort of contradict the “He’s too senile to remember anything” line? How can you accuse a guy who’s supposedly so out of it that he can’t remember basic facts of being able to memorize prepared answers to questions minutes to hours ahead of the debate?

Because the people making the accusation don’t know what senility or dementia is.

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b.d. (Enough!)  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:33:40pm

re: #155 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Gee I wonder fucking why.

Because of Tweets like that!!!!!!!!

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SteelPH  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:34:33pm

re: #155 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Gee I wonder fucking why.

Times like this, I’m glad I’m a teetotaler.

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Teddy's Person ✌  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:34:52pm

John Kerry for the win.

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Jay C  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:35:11pm

re: #141 Backwoods_Sleuth

DonJr isn’t charismatic…he looks like he smells really bad

Not to mention (I unfortunately tuned in to hear him babble on ABC’s pre-debate yakfest) - he really (still?) looks coked up: but still able to jabber off a series of cliched stabs at Joe Biden (“Swamp creature”? SRSLY, Don?) Whatta maroon….

161
danarchy  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:35:20pm

re: #129 Targetpractice

They’ve tried for weeks to dance around this, finally tonight they’re just coming out and saying it.

Analysis: They’re fucking scared.

Brit has been calling Biden senile since the Democratic debates at the beginning of the year.

162
Charles Johnson  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:35:31pm

I must admit I’m a little nervous about Biden in a way I wouldn’t have been if it was Elizabeth Warren up there.

163
The Pie Overlord!  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:35:36pm
164
Targetpractice  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:36:23pm

“People over 30 are drinking themselves in possible early graves!”

“Tens of millions are either jobless, trying to make ends meet with lower budgets, facing possible starvation or eviction, there’s no end in sight to the pandemic that’s responsible for such, and there’s no indication whatsoever that the people in charge give much of a shit. I can’t imagine why people would be drinking to excess in such times…”

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Targetpractice  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:37:25pm

re: #163 The Pie Overlord!

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Decorated in a manner that would make a French whorehouse look tasteful by comparison.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:37:32pm

All the bullshit trash talk is straight off the WWE script. Trump and his assholes are treating it like a pay-per-view match.

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Targetpractice  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:38:30pm

re: #166 Decatur Deb

All the bullshit trash talk is straight off the WWE script. Trump and his assholes are treating it like a pay-per-view match.

And when Donny manages not to shit himself on live TV, they’ll declare it a “win” and move straight to accusing Biden of somehow having been “prepared” or “helped” for the debate.

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SteelPH  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:38:45pm

re: #166 Decatur Deb

All the bullshit trash talk is straight off the WWE script. Trump and his assholes are treating it like a pay-per-view match.

It’s all they got. They can’t run on Trump’s accomplishments because he doesn’t have any.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:39:36pm

re: #167 Targetpractice

And when Donny manages not to shit himself on live TV, they’ll declare it a “win” and move straight to accusing Biden of somehow having been “prepared” or “helped” for the debate.

If he’s been hanging out with Chuck C. Johnson, this might be a real challenge.

170
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:40:01pm

*snerk*

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Targetpractice  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:40:10pm

I’m not really expecting a lot from Wallace tonight. Not after his excuse-making in the immediate aftermath of his interview with Donny, where his best “defense” for the man’s inability to give straight answers to anything was “Well, at least he had answers! You may not like them, but he had them!”

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Barefoot Grin  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:40:40pm

re: #163 The Pie Overlord!

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Is that the bed where he pinned Ivana (not Ivanka) down and raped her after his hair plugs didn’t take?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:41:43pm
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Jay C  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:42:44pm

re: #152 Targetpractice

BTW, I saw the “rumor” earlier that he’d been provided the questions ahead of time. Doesn’t that sort of contradict the “He’s too senile to remember anything” line? How can you accuse a guy who’s supposedly so out of it that he can’t remember basic facts of being able to memorize prepared answers to questions minutes to hours ahead of the debate?

Also: the questions aren’t that much of a “secret” (and it’s not exactly psychic science to figure out what Presidential debate topics might be, like, oh, maybe CURRENT FUCKING EVENTS????) even IF the questions hadn’t been posted on line days ago. OMG, the level of banal banality….

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Targetpractice  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:43:10pm

re: #173 Backwoods_Sleuth

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That face you make when you realize the first two ex-wives beat you to the punch on taking him for everything he’s worth in divorce court.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:43:44pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:44:05pm

Anyone else think the “Parscale stole $40 mil from the Trump campaign” cane from trump getting pissed about the Project Lincoln ad?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:45:53pm

re: #176 Charles Johnson

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:47:11pm
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Targetpractice  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:47:14pm

They are so bad at this:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:49:21pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:51:10pm
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Charles Johnson  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:52:05pm
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jaunte  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:52:37pm
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Targetpractice  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:53:15pm

If Tehran Tom’s flameout just a short bit ago is any indication, the MAGAts are now trying to split the difference by accusing the NYT of illegally obtaining the documents, then publishing an “incomplete” story where they won’t let us see the actual documents. But even without the full documents, we “know” that there’s no mention of Russia in there, so Donny’s totally in the clear!

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:53:21pm

re: #183 Charles Johnson

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Your info is out of date, sir. Biden gets the special earbuds. Their nanobots are 18 microns wide.

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BeachDem  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:55:48pm

re: #175 Targetpractice

That face you make when you realize the first two ex-wives beat you to the punch on taking him for everything he’s worth in divorce court.

I think that’s the only face she can currently make after all the work she’s had done.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:56:18pm

Thanks everyone for the condolences, sorry I didn’t respond but just got back. It’s kind of weird, my wife and I got her just before getting married and we lost her just before our 10th anniversary coming up this october.

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Jack Burton  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:57:41pm

re: #140 Targetpractice

They’ve spent weeks trying to build him up as a piss-dribbling mess who can’t get through even a short speech without wandering off to chase a squirrel. So when he doesn’t collapse into a boneless heap on stage tonight, they’re going to spend the next few days insisting that he had “help” of some variety. You can be sure that they’re gonna devote at least one set of eyes to looking for odd “lumps” or items in his ears to insist he had somebody feeding him answers from behind the curtain. Along with some witch’s brew of drugs that kept him alert and coherent through the debate.

This is where I think they’ve (and by they I mean Putin and the GRU) fucked up royally this time. From what I’ve heard a lot of the Russian meddling this year was centered on this and the Burisma thing. Both are falling flat on their faces.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:57:57pm

Someday we will get to see AOC debate the Republicans’ Doof du jour.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:58:01pm

Ivanka just came galumping into the venue

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:58:46pm

re: #188 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

I’m so very sorry for your loss. 💔

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:59:06pm

somebody forgot to turn on Chris Wallace’s mic

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jaunte  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:59:15pm

re: #190 Decatur Deb

Hasn’t Matt Gaetz been volunteering as a sacrifice?

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Ace Rothstein  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:59:20pm

I said earlier that I won’t watch one second of this shit, and I’m sticking to it. I’m trusting everyone else’s commentary. Charles, time for that new thread smell.

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Rightwingconspirator  Sep 29, 2020 • 5:59:56pm

No masks?!

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Barefoot Grin  Sep 29, 2020 • 6:00:17pm

I gotta get on the outside of a beer or two to watch.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 6:00:37pm

Ivanka, Lara, Tifany and Kimberly all sitting like the evil stepsisters

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Decatur Deb  Sep 29, 2020 • 6:00:54pm

re: #194 jaunte

Hasn’t Matt Gaetz been volunteering as a sacrifice?

I’d pay to see that.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2020 • 6:01:02pm

Melanoma haz arrrived

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stpaulbear  Sep 29, 2020 • 6:08:28pm

re: #186 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Your info is out of date, sir. Biden gets the special earbuds. Their nanobots are 18 microns wide.

At some point in history, there must have been a president who would need to wear hearing aids to function in a debate setting. Would that be too controversial to permit - especially since most hearing aids have bluetooth compatibility now? Would everyone just have to talk very loudly to the candidate?

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Sherlock Hound  Sep 29, 2020 • 6:16:56pm

re: #201 stpaulbear

At some point in history, there must have been a president who would need to wear hearing aids to function in a debate setting. Would that be too controversial to permit - especially since most hearing aids have bluetooth compatibility now? Would everyone just have to talk very loudly to the candidate?

I believe Reagan wore hearing aids.


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