The Bob Cesca Interview: Rude Pundit

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Rude Pundit — [Explicit Language & Content! Not Safe For Work or Kids!] The great Lee Papa is also known as the Rude Pundit. You might know Rude from such websites as rudepundit.blogspot.com or you might know Rude from his weekly appearances on the Stephanie Miller Show. Either way, you know Rude combines smart political analysis highlighted by expletives that’d make Sam Kinison blush, so get ready for our obscenity filled recap of last nights presidential debate in which Donald Trump was a geyser of screechy madness. Meanwhile, if you like today’s show, take some time to sign up for our bonus content at patreon.com.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:35:31pm

Get out the vote, and the trash.

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:36:04pm

Life in the suburbs in Joe Biden’s America.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:37:25pm

re: #2 The Pie Overlord!

Invite it in…to see the new oven.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:39:55pm
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PhillyPretzel  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:40:24pm

re: #2 The Pie Overlord!

Or show it your knives.

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:40:24pm

re: #3 Decatur Deb

Invite it in…to see the new oven.

Haven’t bought a new oven yet, I decided to wait for the Black Friday sales.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:42:10pm

re: #6 The Pie Overlord!

Haven’t bought a new oven yet, I decided to wait for the Black Friday sales.

“Schmaltz” is a nice nickname for a chicken.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:43:48pm

re: #7 Decatur Deb

“Schmaltz” is a nice nickname for a chicken.

The little plucker.

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gocart mozart  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:44:59pm
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Belafon  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:45:46pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:46:25pm
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Jay C  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:46:31pm

from last thread:

“…a free, fair and efficient election”. Can’t really get better than that.

BTW, I wonder who the “Plaintiffs” were in this case (link doesn’t say)?
Trump campaign? State GOP? Wohl and Burkman?
Not to mention what sort of case they were filing in the first place…

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Belafon  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:47:16pm
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Belafon  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:47:47pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:50:10pm
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sagehen  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:50:32pm

re: #2 The Pie Overlord!

Life in the suburbs in Joe Biden’s America.

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He looks like dinner.

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Jack Burton  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:51:07pm

re: #10 Belafon

“he agrees with Trump on many of his policies”

What polices? He has none. It’s whatever horseshit pops in his head following him musing: “what would a cartoon rich guy do in this situation?”

5 minutes later, he’s forgotten about it on gone on to something else.

I’ve had bosses like this. They ask for asinine or unreasonable things on a whim, and I just say “yeah sure I’ll put that on my list” and then I don’t bother with it because I know they’ll forget about it by the next day.

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Belafon  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:51:08pm
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retired cynic  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:55:01pm

Speaking of The Rude Pundit, he let it fly yesterday before the debate.

What Biden Ought to Say at Tonight’s Debate (Rude Version)

Ooohh myyyyy

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bratwurst  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:55:27pm

I did what I could donation-wise to make five of these monsters disappear.

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jaunte  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:56:55pm

The GOP wants dictatorship:

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Charles Johnson  Sep 30, 2020 • 5:57:24pm
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Targetpractice  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:00:43pm

re: #21 jaunte

The GOP wants dictatorship:

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The reality that too many Americans still do not recognize is that Republicans wish they could do away with that whole “election” business.

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A Cranky One  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:00:48pm

re: #2 The Pie Overlord!

Life in the suburbs in Joe Biden’s America.

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So you’re secretly evil and your chickens have come home to roost?

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I Would Prefer Not To  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:02:13pm

I’m having anxiety from all this. going to take a break and write some new material for tomorrow’s virtual set. Info in secret space.

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Jay C  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:04:57pm

re: #2 The Pie Overlord!

Life in the suburbs in Joe Biden’s America.

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Well, Trump DID warn us that the suburbs were likely to get invaded…

If it answers to “¡oye, pollo!, watch out.

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mmmirele  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:12:48pm

So today is the end of the month and the end of the quarter. I paid down my credit card from my last donation spree and then went through my email (oh so so so many begging emails) and threw money at candidates. I did not give money to everyone in my email as some people (they know who they are) are either in safe seats and/or huge warchests and/or very good polling.

A chunk of money went to:
* Biden/Harris

Senate:
* Jon Ossoff (Georgia)
* Raphael Warnock (Georgia)
* Theresa Greenfield (Iowa)
* Steve Bullock (Montana)
* MJ Hegar (Texas)

House
* Joan Greene (she doesn’t have a chance but I want to encourage her because Andy Biggs, my congresscritter, is a horrible person)
* Hank Gilbert (Texas, he’s running against Gohmert, again, another long shot)
* Candace Valenzuela (Texas 24th district)

I’m sure there are other worthy candidates I am forgetting, so I’ll be perusing this thread to see who else you all are supporting.

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Sherlock Hound  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:13:28pm

CL’d. From my FB:

“Jacques-bar-le-door!”
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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:15:26pm
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Decatur Deb  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:16:07pm

re: #28 Sherlock Hound

CL’d. From my FB:

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My kid in Florida says the critical snowbird migration isn’t happening. That’s a killer for depressed N FL.

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mmmirele  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:19:55pm

re: #30 Decatur Deb

My kid in Florida says the critical snowbird migration isn’t happening. That’s a killer for depressed N FL.

It’s just barely, barely starting to get to be that time here in the East Valley of Phoenix. I’ve seen a couple of RVs from midwestern states in the last week while I was out and about. I’ll have a better idea of how bad it is going to be when we get through October. It’s still over 100 degrees every day right now.

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:19:59pm

James Woods (best known for being type-cast as Hades, Lord of Hell) is trying to smear Biden with Robert Byrd, which BTW they also tried to smear Hillary Clinton in 2016, because THEY GOT NOTHIN’

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A Mom Anon  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:20:24pm

re: #27 mmmirele

Thank you for donating to GAs senate races! And to any other lizards who have donated to help our state.

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(((Archangel1)))  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:22:40pm

So Bob Murray, the bastard who screwed over the well-being of his workers for decades while he profited off them, is now dying of the very same illness that he refused to protect them from.

Looks like Old Lady Karma finally caught up to the schmuck and ran over him with a truck.

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:24:54pm

re: #34 (((Archangel1)))

So Bob Murray, the bastard who screwed over the well-being of his workers for decades while he profited off them, is now dying of the very same illness that he refused to protect them from.

Looks like Old Lady Karma finally caught up to the schmuck and ran over him with a truck.

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Let’s all sing & dance!

Last Week Tonight: Eat Shit, Bob: The Musical

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Targetpractice  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:25:16pm

re: #34 (((Archangel1)))

So Bob Murray, the bastard who screwed over the well-being of his workers for decades while he profited off them, is now dying of the very same illness that he refused to protect them from.

Looks like Old Lady Karma finally caught up to the schmuck and ran over him with a truck.

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Much like his patron St. Rand, Murray seeks the very benefits he’s tried for years to deny to his employees.

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Belafon  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:25:20pm

re: #32 The Pie Overlord!

We watched Contact a couple of weeks ago, and James Woods was playing himself in the movie, just with a different name.

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jaunte  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:25:53pm
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Ace Rothstein  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:27:35pm

re: #34 (((Archangel1)))

I’m glad that’s the way he will leave this earth. Fuck him.

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Jay C  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:28:03pm

re: #32 The Pie Overlord!

James Woods (best known for being type-cast as Hades, Lord of Hell) is trying to smear Biden with Robert Byrd, which BTW they also tried to smear Hillary Clinton in 2016, because THEY GOT NOTHIN’

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Woods is just a goddam crank - he posts this shit because he thinks it makes him look clever: like “Hey, look! I did research, and dropped in a photo, too!”
Here’s a clue, Jimmy: it ain’t working…..

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Decatur Deb  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:32:12pm

re: #31 mmmirele

It’s just barely, barely starting to get to be that time here in the East Valley of Phoenix. I’ve seen a couple of RVs from midwestern states in the last week while I was out and about. I’ll have a better idea of how bad it is going to be when we get through October. It’s still over 100 degrees every day right now.

Florida’s Canadian inflow starts about now. RV spaces start to get scarce and the Maple Leaf flags come out. They’re worried.

Uncertainty reaches a new level in Bay County due to COVID-19
mypanhandle.com

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Ace Rothstein  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:32:30pm

re: #40 Jay C

And Woods is (was?) a terrific actor. He’s also supposed to be a really good poker player, too. He’s just such an insufferable twatwaffle.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:32:40pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:35:21pm

re: #41 Decatur Deb

Florida’s Canadian inflow starts about now. RV spaces start to get scarce and the Maple Leaf flags come out. They’re worried.

Uncertainty reaches a new level in Bay County due to COVID-19
mypanhandle.com

How does that work with the border being closed? Also, I can practically guarantee that the insurance Canadians purchase for being out of Canada wouldn’t be legal now and no Canadian wants to be in America without insurance.

If you see Canadians - any Canadians - I’ll be shocked. I’d even go so far as saying I’ll eat my hat.

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(((Archangel1)))  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:40:21pm
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Sherlock Hound  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:42:16pm
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jaunte  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:42:32pm
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danarchy  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:42:47pm

re: #44 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

How does that work with the border being closed? Also, I can practically guarantee that the insurance Canadians purchase for being out of Canada wouldn’t be legal now and no Canadian wants to be in America without insurance.

If you see Canadians - any Canadians - I’ll be shocked. I’d even go so far as saying I’ll eat my hat.

I seem to recall Canada has had their own anti-mask anti-lockdown protests. Their are crazy people everywhere and I am sure plenty of them would be happy to go to florida for the winter especially because they aren’t locked down.

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jaunte  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:43:04pm

@Acosta
One night after failing to condemn white supremacy at the debate, Trump is falsely alleging that Biden will flood Minnesota with refugees. Same playbook. Different night.

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Sherlock Hound  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:43:38pm
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Sherlock Hound  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:45:00pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:45:43pm
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Ace Rothstein  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:46:17pm

One of my favorite albums of all time - “Kid A” by Radiohead - turns 20 on Friday. It took me six months to understand what the hell was going on with it after I bought the CD.

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(((Archangel1)))  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:47:55pm

If this doesn’t get him to block me, I dunno what will..

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:49:03pm

re: #48 danarchy

I seem to recall Canada has had their own anti-mask anti-lockdown protests. Their are crazy people everywhere and I am sure plenty of them would be happy to florida for the winter especially because they aren’t locked down.

For sure. But the border is closed. Essential travel only (e.g., you’re a doctor working in the states). They won’t be able to cross the border.

And if they manage to get across they’ll likely be severely fined when they return. Canada is not fucking around.

I had to cross once a few months ago after the border first closed. I was there for like 45 minutes getting a document notarized and picking up a large check. When I returned to Canada they took all my info, told me mandatory 14 day quarantine, said if I broke it is be fined $1,000,000. They called the house a few days later. They emailed twice. They are not fucking around.

Crossings are not going to happen. US CBP will turn them right around and send them back to Canada where they’ll still have to quarantine.

Did I mention Canada isn’t fucking around?

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Decatur Deb  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:49:15pm

re: #44 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

How does that work with the border being closed? Also, I can practically guarantee that the insurance Canadians purchase for being out of Canada wouldn’t be legal now and no Canadian wants to be in America without insurance.

If you see Canadians - any Canadians - I’ll be shocked. I’d even go so far as saying I’ll eat my hat.

The coast near here still hasn’t fully recovered from Cat 5 Michael in 2018. At least Sally went farther W, though Pensacola looked mildly jacked on Sunday. The snowbirds might not have an easy time getting home in the Spring. So, they might not happen at all.

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Jay C  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:50:57pm

re: #54 (((Archangel1)))

If this doesn’t get him to block me, I dunno what will..

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Still with the “Sleepy Joe” BS?
Don’t these assholes ever get any new material?
Though I guess since their Fearless Leader keeps recycling the same old stupid name-calling, they probably feel they don’t have to…

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Targetpractice  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:51:00pm

re: #54 (((Archangel1)))

If this doesn’t get him to block me, I dunno what will..

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All I’m hearing is the usual projection in these messages from Miller and his boss: “We don’t want another debate, please believe us that it’s Biden who is backing out of all future debates!”

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(((Archangel1)))  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:52:02pm

re: #57 Jay C

Still with the “Sleepy Joe” BS?
Don’t these assholes ever get any new material?
Though I guess since their Fearless Leader keeps recycling the same old stupid name-calling, they probably feel they don’t have to…

They have nothing.
They learn nothing.
They know nothing.

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🌹UOJB!  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:52:56pm

re: #54 (((Archangel1)))

If this doesn’t get him to block me, I dunno what will..

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I keep needling him about his stiffing AJ Delgado out of child support payments!

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Belafon  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:54:26pm

re: #57 Jay C

Still with the “Sleepy Joe” BS?
Don’t these assholes ever get any new material?
Though I guess since their Fearless Leader keeps recycling the same old stupid name-calling, they probably feel they don’t have to…

No, they don’t. One of the guys at work talks about his “Biden moments” when he forgets something.

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Sherlock Hound  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:55:55pm

re: #55 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

For sure. But the border is closed. Essential travel only (e.g., you’re a doctor working in the states). They won’t be able to cross the border.

And if they manage to get across they’ll likely be severely fined when they return. Canada is not fucking around.

I had to cross once a few months ago after the border first closed. I was there for like 45 minutes getting a document notarized and picking up a large check. When I returned to Canada they took all my info, told me mandatory 14 day quarantine, said if I broke it is be fined $1,000,000. They called the house a few days later. They emailed twice. They are not fucking around.

Crossings are not going to happen. US CBP will turn them right around and send them back to Canada where they’ll still have to quarantine.

Did I mention Canada isn’t fucking around?

My friend, from whom the cartoon comes from, is a sports cameraman who just finished with the Stanley Cup coverage in the Edmonton bubble. He left his rental car in Montreal for six months. Happily, he got back to Schwartz’s for smoked meat before the city goes into lockdown for a month.

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 30, 2020 • 6:58:11pm

The Big Tough Crying Man, his favorite shtick.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:00:26pm

re: #54 (((Archangel1)))

If this doesn’t get him to block me, I dunno what will..

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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:03:41pm
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:24:44pm

re: #2 The Pie Overlord!

Life in the suburbs in Joe Biden’s America.

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Looks like a pot of chicken soup to me. :-)

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🌹UOJB!  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:25:46pm

re: #66 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Looks like a pot of chicken soup to me. :-)

How about a pot of Pecan Soup?

southernliving.com

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Romantic Heretic  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:29:40pm

re: #28 Sherlock Hound

CL’d. From my FB:

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I’ll follow with my quote every time I see this on Facebook.

For the first time in history the rest of the world looks at the States with pity.

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EPR-radar  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:33:23pm

re: #34 (((Archangel1)))

So Bob Murray, the bastard who screwed over the well-being of his workers for decades while he profited off them, is now dying of the very same illness that he refused to protect them from.

Looks like Old Lady Karma finally caught up to the schmuck and ran over him with a truck.

How the fuck did that happen? I though all the rich guys in the coal business knew better than to actually spend any time in the mines.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:35:48pm

Want to have some fun? Toonify yourself.

Then again, I’m jealous. She looks cuter than me irl. LoL

*Edit* The seed picture is the same as my profile pic.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:36:48pm

Iowa isn’t a tipping point state, but that Senate seat could be critical!

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:38:31pm

re: #67 🌹UOJB!

How about a pot of Pecan Soup?

southernliving.com

Bookmarked. Thanks.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:39:57pm

re: #70 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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jaunte  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:40:01pm

She doesn’t care. She worships power.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:42:49pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:44:06pm

re: #70 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Want to have some fun? Toonify yourself.

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Then again, I’m jealous. She looks cuter than me irl. LoL

That was horrifying. No, I’m not going to share it!

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:44:39pm

re: #75 Dread Pirate Ron

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What, Brett Kavanaugh’s appointment didn’t convince you? We’ve been here for four fucking years. Get on our level.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:45:02pm

re: #76 NO SMOCKING GUN!

That was horrifying. No, I’m not going to share it!

Really? I thought they were adorable.

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sagehen  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:46:20pm

re: #32 The Pie Overlord!

James Woods (best known for being type-cast as Hades, Lord of Hell) is trying to smear Biden with Robert Byrd, which BTW they also tried to smear Hillary Clinton in 2016, because THEY GOT NOTHIN’

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so all that redemption and forgiveness that Christians like to whine about… only applies to Republicans?

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Jay C  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:47:20pm

re: #79 sagehen

so all that redemption and forgiveness that Christians like to whine about… only applies to Republicans?

Yay! Got it in one!

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BlueSpotinAL  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:49:02pm

re: #78 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Really? I thought they were adorable.

Mine was hideous.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:50:19pm

re: #73 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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Looks good.

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🌹UOJB!  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:51:10pm

re: #72 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Bookmarked. Thanks.

Michelle I know Mom talked about chestnut soup when she was a kid but I never saw a recipe for pecan soup until I saw that recipe and it REALLY has me curious!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:51:54pm

re: #81 BlueSpotinAL

re: #76 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Aw. I’m sorry. I think you’re both perfect!!

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teleskiguy  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:52:33pm

re: #70 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Tried this.

Nope.

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🌹UOJB!  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:52:47pm

re: #79 sagehen

so all that redemption and forgiveness that Christians like to whine about… only applies to Republicans?

That’s what my family believes. God forgives Trump of all his sins…but Bill Clinton is going to hell…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:53:50pm

re: #85 teleskiguy

Tried this.

Nope.

How is that possible? I’ve seen you and you’re very good looking.

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BeachDem  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:53:52pm

re: #27 mmmirele

So today is the end of the month and the end of the quarter. I paid down my credit card from my last donation spree and then went through my email (oh so so so many begging emails) and threw money at candidates. I did not give money to everyone in my email as some people (they know who they are) are either in safe seats and/or huge warchests and/or very good polling.

A chunk of money went to:
* Biden/Harris

Senate:
* Jon Ossoff (Georgia)
* Raphael Warnock (Georgia)
* Theresa Greenfield (Iowa)
* Steve Bullock (Montana)
* MJ Hegar (Texas)

House
* Joan Greene (she doesn’t have a chance but I want to encourage her because Andy Biggs, my congresscritter, is a horrible person)
* Hank Gilbert (Texas, he’s running against Gohmert, again, another long shot)
* Candace Valenzuela (Texas 24th district)

I’m sure there are other worthy candidates I am forgetting, so I’ll be perusing this thread to see who else you all are supporting.

I did Biden/Harris
Jaime Harrison
A friend who’s running for a state senate seat
Doug Jones (the other day)

Had to send some money to some local charities, pay my taxes, and send my nephew some birthday money, so maybe more next week.

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BeachDem  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:57:21pm

re: #31 mmmirele

It’s just barely, barely starting to get to be that time here in the East Valley of Phoenix. I’ve seen a couple of RVs from midwestern states in the last week while I was out and about. I’ll have a better idea of how bad it is going to be when we get through October. It’s still over 100 degrees every day right now.

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teleskiguy  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:58:34pm

re: #87 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

How is that possible? I’ve seen you and you’re very good looking.

Yup. Why it’s a nope. It made me ugly.

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Belafon  Sep 30, 2020 • 7:58:57pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:00:14pm
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i(m)p(each)sos  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:06:49pm

re: #62 Sherlock Hound

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:07:19pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:07:44pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:09:23pm

re: #95 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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B-b-but Buzzfeed News isn’t serious business.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:12:19pm
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Belafon  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:18:25pm

Boobs for the cause:

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:19:49pm

re: #98 Belafon

Boobs for the cause:

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Sex sells.

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Belafon  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:20:22pm

re: #99 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Sex sells.

If it gets the votes, I’m ok with it.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:21:17pm

re: #76 NO SMOCKING GUN!

That was horrifying. No, I’m not going to share it!

I was looking at mine, and considering my current mental state, (4 shots, a couple of beers & (Thanks Nevada!) multiple hits, I was wondering on how to make her totally cute+creepy.

Ideas so far:

1. Totally black eyes when in (Supernatural (the show) demon mode or
2. Since there is a white dot in the middle of each eye that’s just begging to be filled,
turn them into red dots (terminator mode).

This bitch* is going to be my evil alter-ego one way or another. :-)

* She’s evil. I could could call her far worse.

102
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:21:34pm

re: #100 Belafon

If it gets the votes, I’m ok with it.

I wasn’t arguing with it. If a woman is willing to sacrifice herself for a noble cause, I will honor it.

103
Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:23:54pm

Troubled have been my dreams of late.

104
🌹UOJB!  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:25:13pm

105
Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:27:06pm

re: #83 🌹UOJB!

Michelle I know Mom talked about chestnut soup when she was a kid but I never saw a recipe for pecan soup until I saw that recipe and it REALLY has me curious!

That’s why I bookmarked it. It will go onto a long list of things I want to try. Sadly, that list is heavily weighted on the WANT to try side :-(

106
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:29:04pm

re: #98 Belafon

Boobs for the cause:

[Embedded content]

For Kanye?

107
gocart mozart  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:29:10pm
108
teleskiguy  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:34:33pm
109
Rightwingconspirator  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:35:07pm

re: #104 🌹UOJB!

[Embedded content]

For all our sakes… DO NOT TOONIFY

110
Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:35:10pm

re: #85 teleskiguy

Tried this.

Nope.

:-)

111
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:35:46pm

re: #106 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

For Kanye?

I doubt even Kim is voting for Kanye

112
BeachDem  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:36:10pm

Nikki’s debate observation has not worked out well for her—quite the ratio—and almost 100% pointing out that she is a dolt and an ass kisser.

And, if there’s any doubt who she was giving the Rocky billing, her previous tweet.

113
🌹UOJB!  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:38:18pm

re: #112 BeachDem

Nikki’s debate observation has not worked out well for her—quite the ratio—and almost 100% pointing out that she is a dolt and an ass kisser.

[Embedded content]

114
teleskiguy  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:39:41pm

There were a couple of houses in my neighborhood with Trump signs in their front yard. As of this evening, those signs are gone. Not sure what happened, either theft or voluntary removal. Make of that what you will.

115
Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:40:46pm
116
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:40:58pm

ULA stream is now live
In a T-minus 4 planned hold.
About 14 minutes until scheduled launch

Sept. 30 Live Broadcast: Delta IV Heavy NROL-44

117
Rightwingconspirator  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:41:48pm

re: #114 teleskiguy

There were a couple of houses in my neighborhood with Trump signs in their front yard. As of this evening, those signs are gone. Not sure what happened, either theft or voluntary removal. Make of that what you will.

Would not be surprised to hear the rightful owners just pulled them.

118
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:43:32pm
119
BlueSpotinAL  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:44:07pm

Polar bear liver has toxic levels of vitamin A.

120
teleskiguy  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:49:29pm

re: #117 Rightwingconspirator

Would not be surprised to hear the rightful owners just pulled them.

Sign theft is pretty rare around here. There was a story in the Vail Daily that quoted the local sheriff, he said they’ve taken two calls for sign thefts and two more calls for sign vandalism (a couple of big Trump signs you could see from the highway were destroyed last week) in the last month. I’ve had signs for Colorado Democratic candidates in my yard for almost two weeks, they’re still there.

121
Belafon  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:50:29pm

re: #106 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

For Kanye?

Digging through the thread, she’s been doing events for Democrats.

122
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:51:33pm

re: #116 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

ULA stream is now live
In a T-minus 4 planned hold.
About 14 minutes until scheduled launch

Polling complete. Go for launch.
The clock is running
T-minus 3 minutes

123
jaunte  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:51:57pm
124
Interesting Times  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:53:32pm
125
Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:55:42pm

re: #31 mmmirele

It’s just barely, barely starting to get to be that time here in the East Valley of Phoenix. I’ve seen a couple of RVs from midwestern states in the last week while I was out and about. I’ll have a better idea of how bad it is going to be when we get through October. It’s still over 100 degrees every day right now.

We are starting to them here in Jackpot, Nv. (hwy 93 Nv./Id. border). All heading your way for some reason.. Have fun. :-/

126
Belafon  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:55:50pm
127
Rightwingconspirator  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:56:05pm

re: #116 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

ULA stream is now live
In a T-minus 4 planned hold.
About 14 minutes until scheduled launch

[Embedded content]

Video

Or not…

128
IngisKahn  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:56:22pm

ULA, this is getting ridiculous.

129
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:56:44pm

HOLD
at T-minus 7 seconds
There was hydrogen released and ignited, so there will be no flight tonight

Likely a 7 day reset

130
i(m)p(each)sos  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:57:38pm

re: #129 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

HOLD
at T-minus 7 seconds
There was hydrogen released and ignited, so there will be no flight tonight

Likely a 7 day reset

You will not be going to space today.

131
teleskiguy  Sep 30, 2020 • 8:59:39pm

Giphy

132
IngisKahn  Sep 30, 2020 • 9:03:48pm

re: #129 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

HOLD
at T-minus 7 seconds
There was hydrogen released and ignited, so there will be no flight tonight

Likely a 7 day reset

Yup, SpaceX has a couple to light off now.

133
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 30, 2020 • 9:13:49pm

re: #132 IngisKahn

Yup, SpaceX has a couple to light off now.

Yep, 9hrs until a Spacex Starlink mission from Kennedy, then about 12 hrs later Northrup Grumman is launching a ISS resupply mission from Wallops Island, followed around 24 hrs later by a Spacex USSF GPS mission from the Cape

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Sep 30, 2020 • 9:22:00pm

re: #78 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Really? I thought they were adorable.

You didn’t see mine!

135
NO SMOCKING GUN!  Sep 30, 2020 • 9:23:00pm

re: #84 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Aw. I’m sorry. I think you’re both perfect!!

Awww, thanks!

136
I Would Prefer Not To  Sep 30, 2020 • 9:30:11pm

Current Mood

137
NO SMOCKING GUN!  Sep 30, 2020 • 9:30:53pm

Palate cleanser:


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