Off the Wall Genius: The Lemon Twigs, “Hog” (Live Version)

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Directed, Produced & Edited: Michael Hili
D.P: Ian Robert Wallace
Second Camera & A.D: Alex Munro
Gaffer: John Ward
A.C: Pierrick Reiss
Colorist: Gregory Reese at a52
Production Company: Kalliope
Recorded by Kevin Basko

Lyrics

Who is this hog?
You once were an angel
Full of glitter
Now of shit
My hate knows no bounds
And all I can think of
Are ways I would kill you
If you were closer to me
You were my confidante
Now once in a while you haunt
My dreams they turn to nightmares
The water into mud
The bed is soaked with blood
You ate me alive
Eat me out
And don’t leave any left for tomorrow
Au revoir
Replace me with a cut out
Well I hope you don’t get caught in the rain
You were my confidante
Now once in a while you haunt
My dreams they turn to nightmares
The water into mud
The bed is soaked with blood
You were my one true friend
Our filthy and bitter end
They’re murdering my island
They’re murdering my arms
In your tower you’re safe from harm
Grab your gun, get over here you fucking slob
They’re murdering my island
And they’re murdering my charm
Grab your gun, oh you slob
They’re murdering my island
And they’re murdering my charm
Grab your gun, can’t you see what’s happening you slob?
They’re murdering my island
And they’re murdering my charm
Hey, grab your gun, can’t you see what’s going on now?
They’re murdering my island
And they’re murdering my charm
You were my confidante
Now once in a while you haunt
My dreams they turn to nightmares
The water into mud
The bed is soaked with blood
You were my one true friend
Our filthy and bitter end
They’re murdering my island
And they’re murdering my arms
I am not gone
I am not gone

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255 comments

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Oct 17, 2020 • 10:53:39am

FT FMcC GOTFV.

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A Mom Anon  Oct 17, 2020 • 10:54:50am

Vote! Take someone to Vote! Help someone find the correct voting info for their county and state! Don’t let the bastards win!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 10:55:09am

re: #1 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Oct 17, 2020 • 10:55:19am

I really don’t know if Trump can escape before the inauguration (he definitely won’t afterward) but I am still predicting that many thousands of criminally complicit MAGAts, from Russian agent media and traitorous local GOP officials to corrupt profiteers like these guys, will try to flee. Many of them are complete morons, in spite of (or perhaps because of) their wealth and local status, and some of them might actually be stupid enough to try to flee to Canada or Mexico. The RCMP and the Federal Judicial Police should be prepared to round them up and deport them back to the country they have betrayed. They will no doubt enjoy doing so.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 17, 2020 • 10:56:27am
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plansbandc  Oct 17, 2020 • 10:56:38am

re: #1 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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A Mom Anon  Oct 17, 2020 • 10:58:26am

re: #1 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 17, 2020 • 10:59:27am

re: #1 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:04:28am

re: #1 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

FT FMcC GOTFV.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:09:22am
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Charles Johnson  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:09:50am
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JC1  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:10:37am

re: #5 NO SMOCKING GUN!

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Wouldn’t surprise me at all if he had a negative net worth. He certainly doesn’t behave like a billionaire. No billionaire would bother with piker BS like Trump University.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:13:35am

re: #11 Charles Johnson

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:16:10am

re: #12 JC1

Or water. Or steaks. Or vodka. Or wine. Or boards games. Or…

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:16:29am

Thread

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danarchy  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:17:30am

re: #12 JC1

Wouldn’t surprise me at all if he had a negative net worth. He certainly doesn’t behave like a billionaire. No billionaire would bother with piker BS like Trump University.

That very same article says this:

It is important to note, as Trump did Thursday night, that he also has significant assets. Forbes values them at $3.66 billion, enough to make his net worth an estimated $2.5 billion. He is not broke, despite what many critics claim.

He may not have an awful lot of liquidity though. I read that he had sold off most of his stocks already to make loan payments, so he may reach a point where he has to unload properties to pay off debt.

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Citizen K  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:17:45am

re: #10 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:19:20am

re: #17 Citizen K

Eric Trump can’t understand anything except what DT tells him to do or say.

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Citizen K  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:22:33am

re: #18 PhillyPretzel

Eric Trump can’t understand anything except what DT tells him to do or say.

You give him too much credit.

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JC1  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:24:29am

re: #16 danarchy

That very same article says this:

He may not have an awful lot of liquidity though. I read that he had sold off most of his stocks already to make loan payments, so he may reach a point where he has to unload properties to pay off debt.

Color me skeptical of such estimates. It’s not like Forbes has access to Trump’s accounting systems.

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:26:52am

re: #20 JC1

Same here. I do not believe anything DT says. It appears to be all for show.

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A Mom Anon  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:27:03am

re: #17 Citizen K

That just screams”Daddy please love me!!!” Fucking pathetic. I hope there isn’t a fucking penny left to leave any of them an inheritance. Maybe then Trump’s grandkids will have to actually work for a living and break the cycle. I know, a girl can dream….

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mmmirele  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:27:46am

I am encouraged seeing this—the Biden camp is completely clear-eyed about the threat Donald Trump poses to win if there is complacency.

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:29:23am

re: #23 mmmirele

Joe has experience. He knows the election will not be over until the last absentee/mail-in ballot is counted.

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sagehen  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:30:06am

re: #4 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

I really don’t know if Trump can escape before the inauguration (he definitely won’t afterward) but I am still predicting that many thousands of criminally complicit MAGAts, from Russian agent media and traitorous local GOP officials to corrupt profiteers like these guys, will try to flee. Many of them are complete morons, in spite of (or perhaps because of) their wealth and local status, and some of them might actually be stupid enough to try to flee to Canada or Mexico. The RCMP and the Federal Judicial Police should be prepared to round them up and deport them back to the country they have betrayed. They will no doubt enjoy doing so.

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Sad for them that all but 4 countries have specifically disallowed entry by anyone with a US passport…

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mmmirele  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:32:04am

re: #20 JC1

Color me skeptical of such estimates. It’s not like Forbes has access to Trump’s accounting systems.

Just a reminder, Forbes got taken in by accounting shenanigans undertaken by the family (especially Kris Jenner) and camp of Kylie Jenner, who so desperately wanted her to be the youngest billionaire ever. To their credit, they were *pissed off* about being deceived and proceeded to bust her ass.

forbes.com

Given the completely sketchy nature of Trump’s accounting, Forbes ought to dump him off the list but hey, not my magazine.

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A Mom Anon  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:34:37am

re: #23 mmmirele
It’s like Bob Cesca says, “Don’t Get Happy!” Not yet.

I also worry that Joe’s experience in building coalitions in the Senate will lead to forgiveness towards the assholes who got us here. Moving forward without looking back will fuck up a lot more shit. We need to make sure consequences happen. Playing nice will never work with these people. They see it as weak and respond accordingly. They are devoid of any sense of fairness or cooperation and only care about stopping anything good from happening. No more nice guy bullshit.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:35:29am

re: #27 A Mom Anon

It’s like Bob Cesca says, “Don’t Get Happy!” Not yet.

I also worry that Joe’s experience in building coalitions in the Senate will lead to forgiveness towards the assholes who got us here. Moving forward without looking back will fuck up a lot more shit. We need to make sure consequences happen. Playing nice will never work with these people. They see it as weak and respond accordingly. They are devoid of any sense of fairness or cooperation and only care about stopping anything good from happening. No more nice guy bullshit.

I can see Biden playing good cop while the Justice department and state AGs play bad cop.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:35:59am
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BeachDem  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:36:19am

re: #26 mmmirele

Just a reminder, Forbes got taken in by accounting shenanigans undertaken by the family (especially Kris Jenner) and camp of Kylie Jenner, who so desperately wanted her to be the youngest billionaire ever. To their credit, they were *pissed off* about being deceived and proceeded to bust her ass.

forbes.com

Given the completely sketchy nature of Trump’s accounting, Forbes ought to dump him off the list but hey, not my magazine.

Forbes also got taken in by Trump John Barron back when.

Trump lied to me about his wealth to get onto the Forbes 400. Here are the tapes.
Posing as ‘John Barron,’ he claimed he owned most of his father’s real estate empire.

washingtonpost.com

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KGxvi  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:37:09am

re: #12 JC1

Wouldn’t surprise me at all if he had a negative net worth. He certainly doesn’t behave like a billionaire. No billionaire would bother with piker BS like Trump University.

No billionaire would actually want to be president

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Charles Johnson  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:37:42am
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Charles Johnson  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:39:11am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:42:29am

re: #32 Charles Johnson

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The horseshoe theory. Not to mention Putin knows how to play the far left like he does the right. Plus I think there’s legit dirt on Matt’s activity in Russia.

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JC1  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:43:11am

re: #31 KGxvi

No billionaire would actually want to be president

John Kerry was close…

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:44:35am

re: #35 JC1

It was mostly his wife’s money from the late Sen John Heinz.

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danarchy  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:47:46am

re: #20 JC1

Color me skeptical of such estimates. It’s not like Forbes has access to Trump’s accounting systems.

No but property records are pretty much public, so estimating their value shouldn’t be reliant on Trump’s accounting. So unless there are a couple billion more dollars in debt we aren’t aware of, the estimates are probably in the ballpark give or take half a billion.

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Belafon  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:47:50am

re: #4 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

They need to be charged.

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sagehen  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:49:08am

re: #17 Citizen K

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Also, Nancy Pelosi and Diane Feinstein are wealthy because they married wealthy men; they were extremely wealthy long before either of them ran for any elected office.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:50:21am

It is sad about Taibbi because I used to read him regularly in RS when my dad was a subscriber but he’s turned me off by ignoring and even deriding the evidence of Russian interference. I’m sorry and I have as much anti Iraq War street creds as anyone but we can’t keep using Iraq to dismiss the IC and intervention too.

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gwangung  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:50:27am

re: #37 danarchy

No but property records are pretty much public, so estimating their value shouldn’t be reliant on Trump’s accounting. So unless there are a couple billion more dollars in debt we aren’t aware of, the estimates are probably in the ballpark give or take half a billion.

ASSETS are public info.

Debts are not.

It’s the estimate of debts are are always in question. In particular with Trump, it’s shrouded in secrecy, and aren’t amendable to the usual models of real estate developers.

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:50:48am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:53:08am

re: #42 (((Archangel1)))

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I believe his family members were also living with them too. The Bidens are tight knit.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:55:07am

Remember this?

Jessica McClure Morales, age 34

Rescue of Jessica McClure

Jessica McClure Morales (born March 26, 1986; widely known as “Baby Jessica” in 1987 fell into a well in her aunt’s backyard in Midland, Texas, on October 14, 1987, at the age of 18 months.

Over the next 56 hours, rescuers worked to successfully free her from the 8 in (20 cm) well casing, approximately 22 ft (6.7 m) below grade.

The story gained immediate worldwide attention and was later featured in the 1989 ABC television movie Everybody’s Baby: The Rescue of Jessica McClure.

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 17, 2020 • 11:56:09am

re: #44 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Yes. I remember.

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sagehen  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:00:36pm

re: #32 Charles Johnson

One of the weirder phenomena of the Trump era is seeing ostensible lefties like Matt Taibbi propagating disinformation that benefits Donald Trump.

Taibbi lived in Moscow for much of the early 90’s. Even by his own recounting in his book, he did a lot of sexual harassment and possible sexual assaults of his local staff during those years. God only knows what sort of videotapes Putin might have of him from those times.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:03:57pm

re: #46 sagehen

Taibbi lived in Moscow for much of the early 90’s. Even by his own recounting in his book, he did a lot of sexual harassment and possible sexual assaults of his local staff during those years. God only knows what sort of videotapes Putin might have of him from those times.

Yeah I’ve read that too.

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mmmirele  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:04:08pm

“PT Cruiser” is trending on the Twitter machine, and for a hair on fire reason.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:05:06pm

re: #32 Charles Johnson

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Even after 30 years, the Russians still have a large reserve of Cold War legacy assets. Those files would be the Holy Grail of leaks. They could change the world and make the leaker rich, though the leaker would have to move to another dimension to be safe afterward.

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plansbandc  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:06:46pm

P.T. Cruiser doesn’t really scream terrorist mobile, but here we are.

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BeachDem  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:09:02pm

re: #48 mmmirele

“PT Cruiser” is trending on the Twitter machine, and for a hair on fire reason.

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I saw that too and thought, fuck, now I have to sell my PT Cruiser.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:14:04pm

re: #50 plansbandc

P.T. Cruiser doesn’t really scream terrorist mobile, but here we are.

As usual, the comrades at Belarus News are way ahead of the curve on this:

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:16:26pm

re: #23 mmmirele

I am encouraged seeing this—the Biden camp is completely clear-eyed about the threat Donald Trump poses to win if there is complacency.

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I see lots of fear of complacency, but not complacency. I see people fired up to vote this crime syndicate out of power.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:18:42pm

Llre: #53 NO SMOCKING GUN!

I see lots of fear of complacency, but not complacency. I see people fired up to vote this crime syndicate out of power.

I’m seeing the opposite of complacency too. Biden’s GOTV operation is quite good. I actually expect him to overperform his polls. He did this in the primaries too.

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wrenchwench  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:22:06pm

re: #53 NO SMOCKING GUN!

I see lots of fear of complacency, but not complacency. I see people fired up to vote this crime syndicate out of power.

At work, when we open a pkg. of cheese for slicing, we slice some, bag the rest, and stick a ‘date dot’ on it, for its last day before getting tossed. For cheese, it’s 3 weeks. I got excited earlier this week when a date dot was for the day after the election. The cheese was orange.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:23:20pm

re: #54 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Ll

I’m seeing the opposite of complacency too. Biden’s GOTV operation is quite good. I actually expect him to overperform his polls. He did this in the primaries too.

I am hoping for lots of shocking upsets as Republicans get kicked to the curb nationwide. And I am there for it.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:24:14pm

re: #55 wrenchwench

At work, when we open a pkg. of cheese for slicing, we slice some, bag the rest, and stick a ‘date dot’ on it, for its last day before getting tossed. For cheese, it’s 3 weeks. I got excited earlier this week when a date dot was for the day after the election. The cheese was orange.

In two days we can get the WU 10-day forecast for election day weather. Planning around that will be important for supporting long waiting lines.

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A Mom Anon  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:25:18pm

re: #50 plansbandc

See, that’s the plan, you’d never suspect it would be a car such manly men doing manly things would use. It’s a disguise…so clever…take that libtards!

I have to confess that The Husband leased me a PT Cruiser, dark purple, back in the day. It was ok for a Mom Car, 160 bucks a month, decent mileage, carried a kid and his stuff, groceries, etc. I traded it in for a Honda Fit, which was my favorite car of all the ones I ever had. Got totaled in a rear end collision. I have a little Hyundai Accent now, but if I ever trade it in(it’s paid for so it might be awhile) I’d get another little Honda.

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wrenchwench  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:27:41pm

re: #57 Decatur Deb

In two days we can get the WU 10-day forecast for election day weather. Planning around that will be important for supporting long waiting lines.

I’m headed to the P.O. in a moment. Not spozed to rain for a week. Works for me. Thanks for working on all those other people.

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William Lewis  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:30:55pm

A PT Cruiser as a Technical? Well, I suppose so long as you stuck to something really light weight (M-60 or M-240 class mg) and reinforced the roof.

Ah, it can’t be real. A technical is the ultimate glass cannon - all boom no protection. Even military HMMWV are safer in a fight. And it’s not like they’re going to get a pintle mount DShK or ZU-23-2 for the back of a pickup.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:33:38pm

Aside from the fact Joe sold the house years ago he was VP for 8 years and the VP salary is $235 K a year.

Shut the fuck up Eric.

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Jack Burton  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:37:44pm

re: #15 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Thread

“Not even a slight exaggeration to say that the Greenwald-Taibbi-Tracey axis has put 100x more effort/tweets into Hunter Biden than they have literally any Trump admin action (and/or the ‘principled concern about familial corruption’ that this is supposed to be about).”

Greenwald-Taibbi-Tracey-Ad Nausea MSM Asshats Axis’ BS about Hunter Biden is as much about “Principled concern about familial corruption” as Gamergate was about “Ethics in video game journalism”.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:37:53pm

re: #60 William Lewis

Yeah, I love how they duck behind the doors as if a PT Cruiser door is going to stop high velocity rounds. These guys are dangerous, but they’re idiots.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:38:05pm

Lre: #56 NO SMOCKING GUN!

I am hoping for lots of shocking upsets as Republicans get kicked to the curb nationwide. And I am there for it.

Same. I’d love to see some leadership defeated.

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Belafon  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:38:29pm

Bernard Cohen, the lawyer who argued and won the Loving case, died in Monday: richmond.com

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:40:49pm

re: #65 Belafon

Bernard Cohen, the lawyer who argued and won the Loving case, died in Monday: richmond.com

I saw that. My grandfather worked with Richard Loving as a bricklayer when the Lovings had to live in DC. I didn’t know it until after he died. Mr. Cohen was a great man. Really liked Nick Kroll’s portrayal of him in Loving.

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Jay C  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:50:54pm

re: #28 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I can see Biden playing good cop while the Justice department and state AGs play bad cop.

It’s not the roles they play, but the results that the “good-cop/bad-cop” playout produces: and I’m thinking that said results in a Biden Administration are going to be good for the country regardless of the “process”…
Well, assuming so, anyway.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:52:34pm

re: #67 Jay C

It’s not the roles they play, but the results that the “good-cop/bad-cop” playout produces: and I’m thinking that said results in a Biden Administration are going to be good for the country regardless of the “process”…
Well, assuming so, anyway.

Right. I’m just saying I expect Biden to focus on policy while the AG, US attorneys, & state AGs focus on Donny.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:54:46pm

Bill Bledsoe is TOO CONSERVATIVE for South by God Carolina! Heh.

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sagehen  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:55:04pm

re: #61 Eclectic Cyborg

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Aside from the fact Joe sold the house years ago he was VP for 8 years and the VP salary is $235 K a year.

Shut the fuck up Eric.

forbes.com

After his first year of law school he got married, and after graduation in 1968 he moved back to Wilmington with his wife Neilia. The couple quickly pulled together the funds to buy three rental properties in the area, with some help from both sets of parents. Biden took a job as an attorney at a local firm.

He also had a 2007 book, after leaving the VP office he had a couple years of speaking fees, and Jill earns a respectable salary.

Plus he’s got pretty good pensions, from both Senate and VP jobs.

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TarHellion  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:57:00pm

MrsTarH and I voted this afternoon. Active polling area in Western NC but no wait to vote. Refused to vote for any Republican, including the local ones running unopposed. MrsTarH said she checked her ballot and filled in the Biden/Harris bubble even more just to be sure. Social distancing, masks, hand sanitizer and your own pen to fill in the ballot were in place.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:57:12pm

Hahaha

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Charles Johnson  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:57:46pm
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PhillyPretzel  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:58:23pm

re: #72 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Please pardon the sarcasm, when I see it that is when I believe it.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:58:52pm

Seriously is there anything more pathetic than Trump’s emotional blackmail stump speech?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 17, 2020 • 12:59:31pm

re: #74 PhillyPretzel

Please pardon the sarcasm, when I see it that is when I believe it.

Yeah I know. It’s just funny how he thinks this is an effective stump speech.

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Jay C  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:00:26pm

re: #70 sagehen

forbes.com

He also had a 2007 book, after leaving the VP office he had a couple years of speaking fees, and Jill earns a respectable salary.

Plus he’s got pretty good pensions, from both Senate and VP jobs.

Yeah, and not even to mention that Joe and Jill’s family finances are pretty much all on the public record - deliberately: unlike the Trump family’s grift-maze of LLCs, off-shore assets, shell companies, battalions of lawyers shielding them from inquiry, etc. etc.
SO as noted above: shut up, Eric.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:04:21pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:04:51pm

re: #78 Dread Pirate Ron

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I’m getting tired of winning.

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Jack Burton  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:05:15pm

re: #77 Jay C

Yeah, and not even to mention that Joe and Jill’s family finances are pretty much all on the public record - deliberately: unlike the Trump family’s grift-maze of LLCs, off-shore assets, shell companies, battalions of lawyers shielding them from inquiry, etc. etc.
SO as noted above: shut up, Eric.

That being said, if I made $174k/year, and my hypothetical wife had anything close to a middle class salary up to that, we could afford to buy a 1.2 million dollar home.

I probably *wouldn’t* unless it was in California where that’s kind of “normal” for “nice” places, but still I could. So even if that was bought more recently, and was still his, the point is bullshit.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:06:11pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:10:05pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:13:22pm

re: #82 Dread Pirate Ron

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Yeah let’s listen to the guy who defrauded people for an nonexistent wall.

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Jack Burton  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:13:38pm

re: #82 Dread Pirate Ron

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What’s really funny about all of this:

How obviously bullshit/Russian disinformation it all is.
How completely immaterial to the presidential campaign it is even if it wasn’t.
How much no one gives a rats ass about it all except for people who are already traitors.

Putin’s got to be hearing the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme song right now.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:14:48pm

re: #83 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Yeah let’s listen to the guy who defrauded people for an nonexistent wall.

I hope it slips Trump’s mind to pardon Bannon on his way out the door.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:17:05pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:17:19pm
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Jack Burton  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:19:28pm

re: #87 Dread Pirate Ron

Working as intended.

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A hollow voice says, Beware the strongman con  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:28:19pm

re: #31 KGxvi

No billionaire would actually want to be president

(cough) Bloomberg (cough)

(cough) Steyer (cough)

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plansbandc  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:29:09pm

Ice Cube being a trumpster makes me sad.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:29:50pm

Oct.17 - The 31st Anniversary of the Loma Prieta Earthquake.

YouTube

YouTube

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:36:05pm
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A Mom Anon  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:37:34pm

re: #90 plansbandc

Watching MSNBC this morning, a panel discussion on this topic, 18 percent of black men vote conservative. I had to do stuff and take Cleo out and missed the part where they got to the WTAF why of that. Black women had a much lower number, less than 5 percent. I don’t get it, but people are fucking weird.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:45:24pm

re: #93 A Mom Anon

Watching MSNBC this morning, a panel discussion on this topic, 18 percent of black men vote conservative. I had to do stuff and take Cleo out and missed the part where they got to the WTAF why of that. Black women had a much lower number, less than 5 percent. I don’t get it, but people are fucking weird.

The misogyny outweighs the racism, I guess. I would assume that 18% is mostly forced birth voters.

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jaunte  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:47:44pm

Culture war addicts can’t choose their battles.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:49:17pm

re: #89 A hollow voice says, Beware the strongman con

(cough) Bloomberg (cough)

(cough) Steyer (cough)

And let’s not forget Ross Perot!

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A Mom Anon  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:49:27pm

re: #94 NO SMOCKING GUN!

That may be the case. Church/religion runs deep in the black community, but to be honest I haven’t delved into that side of things.

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Belafon  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:54:11pm

re: #90 plansbandc

Ice Cube being a trumpster makes me sad.

Someone should play him music by this guy named Ice Cube.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 17, 2020 • 1:54:49pm

re: #98 Belafon

Someone should play him music by this guy named Ice Cube.

Seriously how the fuck do you go from fuck the police to being a Trumpet.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:02:11pm

re: #99 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Seriously how the fuck do you go from fuck the police to being a Trumpet.

Ice Cube is following the path of Easy E who supported and campaigned for Old Man Bush in 1992.

In March 1991, Wright accepted an invitation to a lunch benefiting the Republican Senatorial Inner Circle, hosted by then-U.S. President George H. W. Bush. A spokesman for the rapper said that Eazy-E supported Bush because of his performance in the Persian Gulf War.

en.wikipedia.org

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CleverToad  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:03:08pm

re: #1 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

FT FMcC GOTFV.]

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BigPapa  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:03:45pm

re: #99 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Seriously how the fuck do you go from fuck the police to being a Trumpet.

I’m just wondering, did he have a good day if he still hasn’t needed to use his AK?

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:04:56pm

I just had someone put a Biden/Harris door hanger on my storm door. :)

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:07:31pm

re: #95 jaunte

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Culture war addicts can’t choose their battles.

The Democratic candidate should run an anti-Rainwater ad emphasizing Rainwater’s anti-mask position.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:11:21pm

Cube has a net worth of $160 million. He’s probably pissed that Democrats are going to tax him more.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:14:16pm

re: #105 Eclectic Cyborg

Cube has a net worth of $160 million. He’s probably pissed that Democrats are going to tax him more.

When filthy rich people vote GOP, that is usually the reason. His skin may be black, but his money is green.

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A Mom Anon  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:17:28pm

re: #105 Eclectic Cyborg

Someone should gently point out to him that he could perhaps give back to the community he came from, which would lower his taxes. Or that those taxes he hates might end up helping create better opportunities for young black men who could use the help, especially with democrats in charge of government.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:18:38pm

This dog. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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A Mom Anon  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:21:44pm

re: #108 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

My mom’s parents raised akc registered corgis when I was a kid. If I ever get another doggo, I’d like to rescue a corgi. They’re so sweet and adorable.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:22:13pm

re: #101 CleverToad

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wrenchwench  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:30:28pm

Ballots have been obtained.

From the P.O. Box. The way they do it here.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:36:05pm

re: #110 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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Dave In Austin  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:44:31pm

Pls hashtag all Future Trump Rally tweets with #TrumpFarewellTour.

He will be pissed if it trends.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:46:24pm
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🌹UOJB!  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:46:41pm

re: #113 Dave In Austin

Pls hashtag all Future Trump Rally tweets with #TrumpFarewellTour.

He will be pissed if it trends.

But I want to use…#SpreadyKrugerFarewellTour.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:47:39pm

re: #112 🌹UOJB!

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Charles Johnson  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:47:40pm

The CA ballottrax system is great, no more mystery about whether your vote was counted.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:50:44pm

First idiots were caught threatening Governor Whitmer and Northam.

Now we got a copycat going after the Mayor of Wichita, Kansas.

A Wichita man has been arrested for an alleged threat to kidnap and kill Wichita Mayor Brandon Whipple (D) over frustration with the city’s mask mandate.

Per the Witchita Eagle, the suspect had expressed opposition to “masks and tyranny,” in a series of texts reviewed by the city’s mayor.

“He said he was going to kidnap me and slash my throat and he needed my address because I needed to see the hangman,” Whipple said.

talkingpointsmemo.com

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:51:54pm

re: #117 Charles Johnson

Yup. I finally got mine, mailed it, and now the tracker sez:

Ballot Accepted
10/16/2020
Your ballot has been accepted! Your ballot was received by your county elections office and will be counted.

Trump hates this because if all the US worked this way then the turnout would be higher and he and his cronies will lose big time.

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Jack Burton  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:52:29pm

re: #115 🌹UOJB!

But I want to use…#SpreadyKrugerFarewellTour.

I have an animated GIF of Gollum yelling “Leave Now and Never Come Back!”

I can’t wait to use that one. In fact I have a whole folder of pictures, GIFs, videos, and memes on my computer labeled “For when Trump loses”.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:56:00pm

In local Covid news:

County in Danger of Falling into Purple Tier

The local COVID-19 adjusted case rate has steadily increased and has reached 7.0 cases per every 100,000 residents, placing the County in danger of being moved into the state’s more restrictive Purple Tier or Tier 1.

Should the case rate reach 7.1 or higher for two consecutive weeks, indoor activities will not be allowed at restaurants, movie theaters, gyms and a number of other locations.

[…]

Glad I got my hair cut recently.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:59:36pm

Also:

San Diego County COVID-19 Update - 10-15-2020

17 new community outbreaks were confirmed on Oct. 14: ten in business settings, three in restaurant/bar settings, two in faith-based agency settings, one in a food processing setting and one in a restaurant.

This thing is going to go on until we have good vaccines.

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Jack Burton  Oct 17, 2020 • 2:59:49pm

re: #121 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

In local Covid news:

County in Danger of Falling into Purple Tier

Glad I got my hair cut recently.

Sung to a certain Doors song…

🎵 People are stupid… 🎵

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Jack Burton  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:02:00pm

re: #122 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

It would be nice to know what businesses, restaurants, etc. these outbreaks are associated with so people know if they should seek testing or not.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:02:32pm

re: #116 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:03:58pm

I dare Jon McNaughton to paint this!

THIS IS WHAT AMERICA NEEDS!
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:14:16pm

We were doing pretty well until the first reopening caused a surge:

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Jack Burton  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:15:52pm

re: #93 A Mom Anon

Watching MSNBC this morning, a panel discussion on this topic, 18 percent of black men vote conservative. I had to do stuff and take Cleo out and missed the part where they got to the WTAF why of that. Black women had a much lower number, less than 5 percent. I don’t get it, but people are fucking weird.

I’m sure there’s a bit of misogyny at play here, and based on personal anecdotal evidence there’s probably some religious BS and homophobia pushing that number up as well. I also wouldn’t be surprised if a good chunk of that 18% is enlisted in the military.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:15:59pm

re: #125 🌹UOJB!

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Cheechako  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:17:15pm

Juneau had their municipal election the first week of October. Due to the Covid virus they went with all mail-in balloting. Mail-in ballots were sent to all registered voters. Voting was at an all time high compared to earlier years but, at about a 45% response, was still very disappointing. The City did wave the witness signature requirement about half way through the open voting period but this should have not changed any results.

We voted mail-in.

For the national election we have our Alaska mail-in ballots. We’ve been waiting to vote for the Courts to clarify the witness signature requirements. The witness signature requirements printed on the ballot were very difficult to interrupt. My question was could a spouse witness their partners signature? I actually called the State voter office and was told that yes they could but now the Court has eliminated the requirement. Just a couple of days ago the Alaska Supreme Court ruled against the State and allowed ballots to be sent without any witness signature requirements.

Our ballots will be turned in Monday.

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A hollow voice says, Beware the strongman con  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:19:12pm

re: #124 Jack Burton

It would be nice to know what businesses, restaurants, etc. these outbreaks are associated with so people know if they should seek testing or not.

Contact tracing is going on, but they’re not going to be publishing the information, obviously. In our current climate, someone might shoot someone for not complying with the rules — or for complying.

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Skandal  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:20:58pm
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A hollow voice says, Beware the strongman con  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:24:09pm

re: #127 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

We were doing pretty well until the first reopening caused a surge:

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Judging by that chart, you still are. Hang in there, I’m hoping I can take a socially distanced vacation down your way in a couple of months, and you’ll need to be orange, at least!

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A hollow voice says, Beware the strongman con  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:26:03pm

re: #128 Jack Burton

I’m sure there’s a bit of misogyny at play here, and based on personal anecdotal evidence there’s probably some religious BS and homophobia pushing that number up as well. I also wouldn’t be surprised if a good chunk of that 18% is enlisted in the military.

And let’s not forget the monied, who may consider themselves part of the power structure — wrongly, of course.

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John Hughes  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:33:27pm

re: #11 Charles Johnson

Damn. If they use the steam catapult that’s going to be one unhappy cat. Assuming it’s male.

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dangerman  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:34:03pm

re: #72 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

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Hahaha

I said it earlier this am
was it a threat or a promise
I guess Joe’s people monitor lgf

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NetworkKed  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:36:12pm

re: #93 A Mom Anon

Watching MSNBC this morning, a panel discussion on this topic, 18 percent of black men vote conservative. I had to do stuff and take Cleo out and missed the part where they got to the WTAF why of that. Black women had a much lower number, less than 5 percent. I don’t get it, but people are fucking weird.

So there was a thing on 538 a few weeks back claiming that black voters were, if analyzed on a purely polisci ideological alignment basis, distributed pretty evenly between liberal and conservative. It went on to wonder, stupidly, why republicans couldn’t get more votes from them. In the final paragraph it just barely acknowledged that you know maybe there’s a reason why it doesn’t work that way.

In the immediate election, it was a REALLY STUPID article, and unfortunately the Rs have spent my whole lifetime painting themselves into the racist-party corner. But it’s a fair point too - it’s not impossible to imagine a realignment away from 90% black vote for Ds.

There’s an interesting analysis to be done about “conservative” parties being able to include minorities, since almost by definition conservatism attempts to preserve majority dominance as a part of conserving the power of authorities. But not in a comment field.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:41:44pm
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Jay C  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:46:30pm

re: #132 Skandal

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“Hardcore Militant Left”???
LOL

I’ve always thought the Ds are missing a golden opportunity to put another stake in the Trump regime by having, say, Joe Biden or Kamala Harris cut an ad pointing out the obvious:

“House Democrats passed Bill X, which had 63% approval in public polling. The Republican Senate killed it.”
“House Democrats passed Bill Y which had 66% approval in public polling. The Republican Senate killed it.”
“House Democrats passed Bill Z which had 72% approval in public polling. The Republican Senate killed it.”
“Now WHO are the extremists here…?”

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:47:16pm

👀

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John Hughes  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:47:17pm

re: #51 BeachDem

I saw that too and thought, fuck, now I have to sell my PT Cruiser.

Uh, you should have sold your PT cruiser decades ago. It’s just not cool.

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NetworkKed  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:48:24pm

The funny thing is that Oracle ruins everything it touches. Everything, even their own awful database products.

I can’t wait to see what goes down after Oracle loads TikTok with onerous license terms, shitty bloatware, and tries to leverage Android users into paying license fees.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:51:29pm

re: #142 NetworkKed

The funny thing is that Oracle ruins everything it touches. Everything, even their own awful database products.

I can’t wait to see what goes down after Oracle loads TikTok with onerous license terms, shitty bloatware, and tries to leverage Android users into paying license fees.

Did Oracle actually but TikTok? Did it go through?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:54:37pm

Welp, he sure owned the lib.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:56:17pm

re: #142 NetworkKed

The funny thing is that Oracle ruins everything it touches. Everything, even their own awful database products.

I can’t wait to see what goes down after Oracle loads TikTok with onerous license terms, shitty bloatware, and tries to leverage Android users into paying license fees.

Maybe Oracle buying TikTok was part of Der Trumpenfuhrer’s grand plan to kill it.

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jaunte  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:56:43pm
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Sherlock Hound  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:57:22pm

re: #142 NetworkKed

The funny thing is that Oracle ruins everything it touches. Everything, even their own awful database products.

I can’t wait to see what goes down after Oracle loads TikTok with onerous license terms, shitty bloatware, and tries to leverage Android users into paying license fees.

One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

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NetworkKed  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:57:59pm

re: #143 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Did Oracle actually but TikTok? Did it go through?

Personally I thought the court battles were still in motion, and not looking super good for the government position. But I keep hearing talk like Oracle is getting it for sure.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 17, 2020 • 3:58:04pm
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jaunte  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:02:23pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:05:19pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:09:34pm

re: #150 jaunte

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Y’see, son, we tried that. The Senate GOP abdicated their duty in order to play partisan politics.

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jaunte  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:11:02pm
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nines09  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:18:24pm

I semi tried to update that page I have. It is what it is. Better than coal but still Pennsyltucky.
Most jobs came from outside the area. The operating crew is much smaller, the other by product of progress.
The haze created blocks out the stars and amplifies the lights from the strip.

And then we have Coop.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:23:41pm

Bye you fucking dumb shit.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:24:47pm

re: #155 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Bye you fucking dumb shit.

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January 1, you will be a miserable and half-senile old man, cowering in your room in the White House, sulking, and dreading what is to come when SDNY has you placed under house arrest pending trial for the many charges they plan to file.

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Targetpractice  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:25:55pm

re: #155 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Bye you fucking dumb shit.

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You look around today and the MAGAts are convinced that the Biden campaign figures it’s about to lose and is panicking over such.

Meanwhile, the guy they think is about to ride a “red wave” to four more years next month is babbling like a loony.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:27:46pm

re: #155 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Bye you fucking dumb shit.

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We’re stuck with that ass until 1201 PM 1/20/21 when US Marshalls slap the cuffs on him and New Attorney General Preet perp walks him out of the White House.

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A Mom Anon  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:28:22pm

Has JFK Jr risen from the dead and given Trump a big kiss yet? Wasn’t that supposed to be today? Did I miss it?

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:29:46pm

re: #159 A Mom Anon

Has JFK Jr risen from the dead and give Trump a big kiss yet? Wasn’t that supposed to be today? Did I miss it?

Mom, I’m waiting for my insane nutcase Qwazy Q Relatives to allege that Soros kidnapped JFK Jr. and he’s demanding a ransom from Trump…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:30:48pm

This putz from CBS news.

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jaunte  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:33:14pm

re: #161 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

He didn’t seem to absorb the whole “don’t make yourself the story” thing.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:33:26pm

re: #159 A Mom Anon

Has JFK Jr risen from the dead and given Trump a big kiss yet? Wasn’t that supposed to be today? Did I miss it?

Apparently the trump fucked up and went to Michigan instead of Dallas. No JFK for you!

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Targetpractice  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:34:11pm

re: #161 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

This putz from CBS news.

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It’s not the putz that irritates me, it’s the fellow “journalists” at CBS and other outlets who are acting puzzled if not outraged that anybody would suggest that promoting Russian propaganda is bad because “It’s a story and the news needs to report on it!”

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:34:58pm

re: #164 Targetpractice

It’s not the putz that irritates me, it’s the fellow “journalists” at CBS and other outlets who are acting puzzled if not outraged that anybody would suggest that promoting Russian propaganda is bad because “It’s a story and the news needs to report on it!”

Actually it’s all of the above.

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jaunte  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:37:09pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:37:32pm
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Targetpractice  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:38:52pm

re: #165 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Actually it’s all of the above.

Eh, I’ve come to expect morons like Erickson in the news, there’s always going to be some scum that rises to the top. But to watch the media not only repeat the mistakes of 2016, but to actually suggest that they are avoiding such by doing exactly what they did 4 years ago is just…*sigh*

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Targetpractice  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:39:49pm

re: #167 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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Kirstie who?

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jaunte  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:39:57pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:40:29pm

re: #168 Targetpractice

Eh, I’ve come to expect morons like Erickson in the news, there’s always going to be some scum that rises to the top. But to watch the media not only repeat the mistakes of 2016, but to actually suggest that they are avoiding such by doing exactly what they did 4 years ago is just…INFURIATING?

*sigh*

Yeah. Quite so.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:40:40pm

re: #169 Targetpractice

Kirstie who?

Exactly.

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Targetpractice  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:40:43pm

re: #170 jaunte

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“Another bill last week”?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:42:59pm
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jaunte  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:43:09pm

re: #173 Targetpractice

Cornyn time warp.

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Targetpractice  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:43:20pm

re: #174 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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Pot. Kettle. Black.

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:44:07pm

re: #176 Targetpractice

You took the words from me. dang.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:45:18pm

re: #167 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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A Three Hour Tour  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:45:30pm

re: #167 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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Membership in a religious cult renders one’s logic suspect, Mister Saavik.

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jaunte  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:46:02pm

They’re trying to kill us as long as they have the platform.

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Targetpractice  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:48:46pm

Yeah, Joe’s so corrupt that he owes billions in questionable loans to unknown creditors…oh wait, no, that’s Donny.

Well, Hunter took out dozens of copyrights in China in order to sell Biden merchandise…fuck, that was Ivanka, my mistake.

Well, Hunter managed to get a huge loan to bail-out his failing real-estate empire in NY conveniently before the elec….damnit, that was Jared.

Well, Hunter was caught with Russian intel assets discussi…shit, that was Don Jr, nevermind.

Well…uhm…Hunter got paid, so that’s proof he’s a crook!

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:52:13pm

re: #181 Targetpractice

Yeah, Joe’s so corrupt that he owes billions in questionable loans to unknown creditors…oh wait, no, that’s Donny.

Well, Hunter took out dozens of copyrights in China in order to sell Biden merchandise…fuck, that was Ivanka, my mistake.

Well, Hunter managed to get a huge loan to bail-out his failing real-estate empire in NY conveniently before the elec….damnit, that was Jared.

Well, Hunter was caught with Russian intel assets discussi…shit, that was Don Jr, nevermind.

Well…uhm…Hunter got paid, so that’s proof he’s a crook!

////

My wingnut cousin posted Don Jr claiming the Bidens were the most corrupt family in history. I wanted to emoji laugh at her and tell her she was being stupid af

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:53:59pm

re: #182 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

My wingnut cousin posted Don Jr claiming the Bidens were the most corrupt family in history. I wanted to emoji laugh at her and tell her she was being stupid af

You aren’t alone Happy. I swear if Fox News tweeted Joe picks his nose my brainwashed idiot family would post that all over the net.

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Targetpractice  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:54:30pm

Donny and his MAGAt followers have not yet realized that taking their 2016 playbook, scratching out “Clinton,” and penciling in “Biden” is not working at all. Nobody looks at Joe and thinks he’s skeevy, deceitful, or corrupt. And the harder they try to push those lies, the more obvious it becomes that they’re trying to cover up for their own candidate.

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jaunte  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:56:54pm

re: #182 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Anyone who watches Fox spends hours staring at laughable propaganda like this:

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jaunte  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:57:21pm

HARDCORE MILITANT LEFT

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A Mom Anon  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:57:57pm

re: #186 jaunte
We need tshirts!

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jaunte  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:59:05pm

Hardcore Militant Left Softball Wizards

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 17, 2020 • 4:59:29pm

re: #167 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:00:06pm
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jaunte  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:00:07pm

Hardcore Militant Left Garage Band

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:01:17pm
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Targetpractice  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:01:21pm

re: #185 jaunte

Anyone who watches Fox spends hours staring at laughable propaganda like this:

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The Hardcore Militant Left, who want to do horrible things to the American people like make the rich pay higher taxes…and make affordable healthcare available to the public…and tackle climate change through jobs creation…and protect a woman’s right to choose…all horrible things that no reasonable American should want!

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:02:12pm

re: #183 🌹UOJB!

You aren’t alone Happy. I swear if Fox News tweeted Joe picks his nose my brainwashed idiot family would post that all over the net.

Thankfully they’re distant cousins but it makes me sad nonetheless knowing our family’s immigration experience.

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jaunte  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:02:22pm

re: #193 Targetpractice

The subtext of describing the left as militant is “you better be armed.”

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Targetpractice  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:04:43pm

re: #195 jaunte

The subtext of describing the left as militant is “you better be armed.”

Whenever wingnuts use the word “militant” to describe the Left, it’s supposed to invoke images of the Watts Riots and Weather Underground, the idea that uber-liberals are gonna come in and change America at gunpoint in a socialist revolution.

Meanwhile, the guys who are actually trying to use arms to seize control of the country? Those are “patriots” and we’re supposed to view them as our “liberators.”

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:07:26pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:11:53pm
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PrairieQueen  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:18:58pm

re: #189 Backwoods_Sleuth

Crazy Scientologist says what? How at this point could anyone believe he only needs another 4 years to turn it around when all he has done is leave a trail of wreckage?

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plansbandc  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:20:11pm

re: #187 A Mom Anon

Hardcore Militant Lizards.

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A Mom Anon  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:21:10pm

re: #200 plansbandc

Now we need a logo.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:28:28pm

re: #200 plansbandc

Hardcore Militant Lizards.

re: #201 A Mom Anon

Now we need a logo.

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plansbandc  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:29:10pm

Someone could cartoonize this bad boy…

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A Mom Anon  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:29:53pm

re: #202 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips
LOL. 😆👊

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plansbandc  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:30:00pm

re: #202 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Better than mine! :D

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:32:49pm

Read this thread. All of it.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:33:35pm

re: #203 plansbandc

Someone could cartoonize this bad boy…

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Tried. Saved the image and then uploaded it to TOONIFY YOURSELF. Would not do anything as it didn’t detect a human face. Sigh.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:34:42pm

re: #186 jaunte

HARDCORE MILITANT LEFT

HANDED CONTROL.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:36:32pm

re: #191 jaunte

Hardcore Militant Left Garage Band

Shine On You Crazy Militant Leftists.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:37:35pm

re: #195 jaunte

The subtext of describing the left as militant is “you better be armed.”

I am armed. Against Trumpers.

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Rightwingconspirator  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:37:36pm

Happy Saturday. You work up an appetite fast as a Hardcore Militant Lizard.

Dinner and a movie at home. Not sure about the movie yet…
Anyone else going all-in on dinner? Gonna sear up a couple of rare steaks. I had made hollandaise from scratch and it went pretty well. So tonight making bearnaise sauce from scratch. Fresh tarragon, shallots the works.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:38:49pm

re: #211 Rightwingconspirator

Happy Saturday. You work up an appetite fast as a Hardcore Militant Lizard.

Dinner and a movie at home. Not sure about the movie yet…
Anyone else going all-in on dinner? Gonna sear up a couple of rare steaks. I had made hollandaise from scratch and it went pretty well. So tonight making bearnaise sauce from scratch. Fresh tarragon, shallots the works.

Today is my birthday. Mrs. Fish ran out and grabbed barbecue from a local chain restaurant I really like. She brought home enough food that we four ate lunch, dinner, and there’s still a pile of food in there to eat tomorrow.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:39:44pm

re: #211 Rightwingconspirator

Happy Saturday. You work up an appetite fast as a Hardcore Militant Lizard.

Dinner and a movie at home. Not sure about the movie yet…
Anyone else going all-in on dinner? Gonna sear up a couple of rare steaks. I had made hollandaise from scratch and it went pretty well. So tonight making bearnaise sauce from scratch. Fresh tarragon, shallots the works.

Sounds good. Post pics or it never happened. Don’t blame me, It’s the law.

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calochortus  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:41:14pm

re: #212 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Today is my birthday. Mrs. Fish ran out and grabbed barbecue from a local chain restaurant I really like. She brought home enough food that we four ate lunch, dinner, and there’s still a pile of food in there to eat tomorrow.

Happy Birthday!

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Decatur Deb  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:41:53pm

re: #210 Ace Rothstein

I am armed. Against Trumpers.

“It is our policy to neither confirm nor deny the presence or absence of weapons at any general or specific location.”

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Rightwingconspirator  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:41:58pm

re: #212 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Today is my birthday. Mrs. Fish ran out and grabbed barbecue from a local chain restaurant I really like. She brought home enough food that we four ate lunch, dinner, and there’s still a pile of food in there to eat tomorrow.

Happy Birthday!!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:43:31pm
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PhillyPretzel  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:43:38pm

re: #212 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Happy Birthday! :)

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:44:10pm

re: #203 plansbandc

Someone could cartoonize this bad boy…

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:44:46pm

re: #217 Backwoods_Sleuth

Pissface could win Wisconsin and not win the election.

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A Mom Anon  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:44:51pm

re: #212 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Well Happy Birthday! Sounds like a pretty good birthday! Food, family and fun. ❤️🎂🥂

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A hollow voice says, Beware the strongman con  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:45:16pm

re: #212 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Today is my birthday. Mrs. Fish ran out and grabbed barbecue from a local chain restaurant I really like. She brought home enough food that we four ate lunch, dinner, and there’s still a pile of food in there to eat tomorrow.

Happy, happy!

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:45:19pm

re: #219 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

That is…amazing.

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jaunte  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:45:58pm

re: #212 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Happy Birthday!

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:46:21pm

re: #221 A Mom Anon

Well Happy Birthday! Sounds like a pretty good birthday! Food, family and fun. ❤️🎂🥂

It was good. Mrs. Fish took me in for a massage (wearing a mask the whole time, of course), we got BBQ and alcohol and birthday presents, my daughter colored some balloons for me, and now I’m chilling out watching anime with said Mrs. Fish and getting some relaxation time.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:50:09pm

re: #211 Rightwingconspirator

Happy Saturday. You work up an appetite fast as a Hardcore Militant Lizard.

Dinner and a movie at home. Not sure about the movie yet…
Anyone else going all-in on dinner? Gonna sear up a couple of rare steaks. I had made hollandaise from scratch and it went pretty well. So tonight making bearnaise sauce from scratch. Fresh tarragon, shallots the works.

Dinner in TheBackwoods today:
Homemade bean soup and honey cornbread muffins.
Leftover homemade rotisserie chicken transformed into a chicken salad with tomatoes, pineapple tidbits, feta cheese, garlic and random herbs, on a bed of romaine lettuce.

We are stuffed like the proverbial tick.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:50:49pm

re: #167 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Burn treatment needed:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:53:07pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:54:02pm
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Rightwingconspirator  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:54:55pm

re: #226 Backwoods_Sleuth

Dinner in TheBackwoods today:
Homemade bean soup and honey cornbread muffins.
Leftover homemade rotisserie chicken transformed into a chicken salad with tomatoes, pineapple tidbits, feta cheese, garlic and random herbs, on a bed of romaine lettuce.

We are stuffed like the proverbial tick.

Sounds wonderful.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:56:17pm

re: #230 Rightwingconspirator

Sounds wonderful.

it was.

and there are leftovers for tomorrow.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:58:05pm
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Targetpractice  Oct 17, 2020 • 5:58:25pm

re: #229 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Already trying to downplay the last debate because there’s no way he’s gonna be able to duck it and blame Biden.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:01:50pm

re: #212 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Today is my birthday. Mrs. Fish ran out and grabbed barbecue from a local chain restaurant I really like. She brought home enough food that we four ate lunch, dinner, and there’s still a pile of food in there to eat tomorrow.

A very Happy Birthday!! And may you (and we all) get a belated birthday present of a Democratic landslide taking over the WH, Senate, and expanded representation in the House!

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Belafon  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:05:16pm

re: #198 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Possibly, but they couldn’t keep the governor Republican.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:07:45pm
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:10:23pm

Still no sign of JFK Jr.
This makes me wonder if the GRU might have actually planned for the Q-Anon (bowel) movement to collapse just before the election for some nefarious reason.
The only alternative is that they are a bunch of dipshits. Hmmm….

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Romantic Heretic  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:10:53pm

re: #212 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Happy Birthday!

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:11:05pm

re: #212 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Today is my birthday. Mrs. Fish ran out and grabbed barbecue from a local chain restaurant I really like. She brought home enough food that we four ate lunch, dinner, and there’s still a pile of food in there to eat tomorrow.

Happy birthday.

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plansbandc  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:12:04pm

re: #212 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Hippo Birdie!!

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plansbandc  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:12:50pm

re: #219 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Fabulous!!

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Targetpractice  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:16:24pm

re: #236 Dread Pirate Ron

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Translation: The hope of Trump for a “miracle cure” in the near future has been dashed. Combine that with the notices in recent weeks by the companies running the vaccine trials that there’s no expected announcement of a viable product before month’s end and he’s SOL on the “I’ve delivered you from COVID!” front.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:20:19pm

re: #242 Targetpractice

Translation: The hope of Trump for a “miracle cure” in the near future has been dashed. Combine that with the notices in recent weeks by the companies running the vaccine trials that there’s no expected announcement of a viable product before month’s end and he’s SOL on the “I’ve delivered you from COVID!” front.

What about that experimental treatment he took himself? Are any studies being done on it?

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Targetpractice  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:32:43pm

re: #243 Eclectic Cyborg

What about that experimental treatment he took himself? Are any studies being done on it?

There’s clinical trials being conducted, but nothing conclusive yet and even if there were, the treatment is difficult (read: expensive) to produce.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:33:04pm
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Decatur Deb  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:34:08pm

re: #243 Eclectic Cyborg

What about that experimental treatment he took himself? Are any studies being done on it?

It is effective when treating assholes.

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retired cynic  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:34:38pm

re: #245 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

That man is so sick. And the people genuflecting toward him are even sicker.

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A Mom Anon  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:35:25pm

re: #245 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Oh good lord. My eye roll just developed an eyeroll.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:37:42pm

re: #27 A Mom Anon

No more half-measures.

Breaking Bad - Half Measures Speech

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Targetpractice  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:37:52pm

re: #245 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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“I said, first lady, am I the most handsome president ever? ‘Yes, absolutely.’ I said, who can top me? She said, ‘well, JFK was good looking, but nothing like you. Nothing like you, darling.’”

“It was weird that she kept referring to me as ‘Raul,’ but I guess that’s Slovenian for ‘hunk.’”

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:38:53pm

re: #250 Targetpractice

A lot of people don’t know that.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:46:39pm
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jaunte  Oct 17, 2020 • 6:55:12pm

Maybe that @BoKnowsNews guy will pick up on this story…
Naah, what am I thinking.

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CleverToad  Oct 17, 2020 • 10:03:53pm

re: #225 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

It was good. Mrs. Fish took me in for a massage (wearing a mask the whole time, of course), we got BBQ and alcohol and birthday presents, my daughter colored some balloons for me, and now I’m chilling out watching anime with said Mrs. Fish and getting some relaxation time.

Great birthday, and still have BBQ for tomorrow :)
Here’s to better times in the year to come

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Dave In Austin  Oct 18, 2020 • 1:02:18am

re: #227 Eclectic Cyborg

Burn treatment needed:

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Kristy Alley does Rosanne Barr.


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