In Arizona, Trump Tells His Gullible Cult Members That California Has “Special Masks” That Can’t Be Taken Off

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I know we’re all at the point of madness just hearing his voice, but this is one of those remarkably batshit moments that I feel compelled to document, as Trump tells his audience in Bullhead City, Arizona, that California has “a special mask” that cannot be removed, and you have to “eat through the mask” but “germs go through it like nothing.”

This is in Arizona, right next to California. A lot of the Trumpites at this rally had to know it was loony tunes bullshit.

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156 comments
1
Targetpractice  Oct 28, 2020 • 3:59:25pm

Someone needs to let Donny know that you can’t plead insanity when the IRS comes after your ass for tax fraud.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 28, 2020 • 3:59:30pm

I early voted this afternoon. Under 5 minutes from walking in to walking back out after signing in, getting my ballot, filling it out and scanning it.

If we can do that here in western NY, every jurisdiction CAN do it just as well. If they choose not to, that’s a deliberate choice and should be framed better that way.

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:01:54pm

Do the masks look like this?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:02:09pm

He makes so many stupid claims. Six more days of this shit show.

5
Charles Johnson  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:04:18pm

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Targetpractice  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:04:40pm

re: #4 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

He makes so many stupid claims. Six more days of this shit show.

Oh, if only. We’ve got at least another 2 months before we can go back to ignoring this douchebag.

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piratedan  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:05:18pm

waiting for him to talk about how he slept with Jill Biden and how she said “Sir, I wish my husband could be as virile as you……” At this point, with this candidate, I could see him nuking Andorra for the thrill of it.

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:06:00pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:06:16pm

re: #6 Targetpractice

Oh, if only. We’ve got at least another 2 months before we can go back to ignoring this douchebag.

True, true. It’s just going to be easier knowing he won’t be POTUS on 1/20.

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Barefoot Grin  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:06:51pm

He’s basically turning the US into the USFL.

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Targetpractice  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:07:46pm

re: #7 piratedan

waiting for him to talk about how he slept with Jill Biden and how she said “Sir, I wish my husband could be as virile as you……” At this point, with this candidate, I could see him nuking Andorra for the thrill of it.

“To show I’m totally against terrorism, which Sleepy Joe totally isn’t, I’ve just directed the Pentagon today to declare war on Agrabah.”

//

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:07:59pm

re: #10 Barefoot Grin

He’s basically turning the US into the USFL.

Or any of his other business ventures. I still can’t believe that anyone bought that this scam artist was a successful businessman. A lot of them even believe he’s self made hahaha when he’s the proverbial spoiled rich brat.

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Targetpractice  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:09:38pm

The “Anonymous” reveal today was so anticlimactic, even Trump isn’t impressed:

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:10:18pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:10:45pm

re: #13 Targetpractice

The “Anonymous” reveal today was so anticlimactic, even Trump isn’t impressed:

I thought he said that he knew who it was but he couldn’t tell anyone. Why would it have been Mike Lee or Kushner? I don’t think anyone suspected them. I do know that some people thought it was Jon Huntsman.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:12:29pm

re: #14 The Pie Overlord!

Aww the orange baby is mad because what worked for him last time against Clinton isn’t working against Biden. Maybe if you were a stable genius instead of a corrupt nepotistic moron you wouldn’t have had your stupid daughter and sons in plain sight as part of your political operation while you accuse the Bidens of corruption.

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mmmirele  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:13:51pm

The Girl Scouts deleted their tweet, but the Internet is forever.

I had to go DOOR-TO-DOOR selling cookies. I hated it. I made my younger sister sell my cookies.

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Jack Burton  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:14:00pm

re: #15 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I thought he said that he knew who it was but he couldn’t tell anyone.

He says a lot of things with that 200 word vocabulary.

Was it “Many people told me, ‘Sir, we know who the anonymous leaker is, but you cannot tell anyone.’ And no one is better at secrets than I am. Believe me.”

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:14:39pm

re: #18 Jack Burton

He says a lot of things with that 200 word vocabulary.

Was it “Many people told me, ‘Sir, we know who the anonymous leaker is, but you cannot tell anyone.’ And no one is better at secrets than I am. Believe me.”

I think so yeah. He blabbers so much stupid inane shit that it’s easy to lose track.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:15:35pm

re: #17 mmmirele

The Girl Scouts deleted their tweet, but the Internet is forever.

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I had to go DOOR-TO-DOOR selling cookies. I hated it. I made my younger sister sell my cookies.

Sure, like pushing Samoas is a hard pitch.

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BeachDem  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:16:51pm

Seriously? Nigel Farage as his special guest in Arizona?

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Targetpractice  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:19:55pm

re: #20 Decatur Deb

Sure, like pushing Samoas is a hard pitch.

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BeachDem  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:21:13pm
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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:22:34pm

re: #20 Decatur Deb

Sure, like pushing Samoas is a hard pitch.

As a boy scout, I had to hock light bulbs door-to-door. That truley sucked.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:22:39pm

re: #21 BeachDem

Seriously? Nigel Farage as his special guest in Arizona?

That’s what Arizonians want to hear. The voice of the guy who pushed Brexit. Man Trump is such a fucking moron.

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plansbandc  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:23:06pm

re: #17 mmmirele

Yep, door-to-door. I won a special badge for cookie sales. :D

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:23:23pm

So after today Biden/Harris have 10 candidate days to campaign. Based on the tipping point states, they should spend about 4 days in Pennsylvania, do a MW swing through Michigan, Wisconsin and Mn, a Southern tour to NC, Georgia, and Florida, and a Western tour of Arizona and Nevada. Then the wait begins.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:23:26pm

re: #24 Colère Tueur de Lapin

As a boy scout, I had to hock light bulbs door-to-door. That truley sucked.

Were they out of toilet-cleaning brushes?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:23:50pm

re: #23 BeachDem

Can we just send Nigel back to England in exchange for a fish and chips recipe?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:24:29pm

re: #27 NO SMOCKING GUN!

So after today Biden/Harris have 10 candidate days to campaign. Based on the tipping point states, they should spend about 4 days in Pennsylvania, do a MW swing through Michigan, Wisconsin and Mn, a Southern tour to NC, Georgia, and Florida, and a Western tour of Arizona and Nevada. Then the wait begins.

Maybe give Biden an appearance in Texas if possible but I would understand if not.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:26:00pm

re: #28 Decatur Deb

Were they out of toilet-cleaning brushes?

Probably. I didn’t last very long in scouts. Quit by the time I was 13.

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BeachDem  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:26:35pm

re: #26 plansbandc

Yep, door-to-door. I won a special badge for cookie sales. :D

Speaking of Girl Scout cookies, I just got my 2020 order yesterday (my friend’s granddaughter is my supplier, and they didn’t see each other till last weekend) and now, with their dim-witted tweet, they’ve made my cookies a little less sweet. I’ll still eat them, but with a scornful expression on my face.

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mmmirele  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:28:19pm

re: #20 Decatur Deb

Sure, like pushing Samoas is a hard pitch.

Hey, I sold cookies from 1966-1973. We didn’t have these fancy Samoas. We had Thin Mints, peanut butter cookies, plain sugar cookies, and some other flavor. The kids these days, they have no idea how hard it was to flog cookies door to door. //////

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:30:17pm
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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:31:11pm

re: #33 mmmirele

Now they congregate outside of shops pushing their crack in plain sight

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mmmirele  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:31:27pm

re: #21 BeachDem

Seriously? Nigel Farage as his special guest in Arizona?

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:32:35pm

re: #36 mmmirele

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Amazing they couldn’t come up with a better candidate after she lost to Sinema.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:33:44pm

re: #31 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Probably. I didn’t last very long in scouts. Quit by the time I was 13.

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I wasn’t a scout, ran cub scout packs for our boys. Wife was like Special-Ops Girl Scout, so I wound up being radio man for a GS camporee in Korea.

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Barefoot Grin  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:33:53pm

re: #24 Colère Tueur de Lapin

As a boy scout, I had to hock light bulbs door-to-door. That truley sucked.

“You don’t wanna buy any light bulbs, do you.”

We sold thin mints. I got high on my own supply.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:34:33pm

re: #37 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Amazing they couldn’t come up with a better candidate after she lost to Sinema.

Their bench has really gotten weak since subservience to Trump matters more than actually trying to be a Senator and even in a state like Arizona that doesn’t work. I really see Arizona and North Carolina and or Georgia doing something similiar to what we’ve done here in Virginia and in Colorado.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:35:10pm

re: #34 Dread Pirate Ron

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Trump will fire Wray to install a toady if he wins. If he loses, he might fire Wray out of spite. I’m hoping Trump just goes to Mar-a-Lago to sulk for the lame duck.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:37:40pm

re: #41 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Trump will fire Wray to install a toady if he wins. If he loses, he might fire Wray out of spite. I’m hoping Trump just goes to Mar-a-Lago to sulk for the lame duck.

I’m not sure what I think Biden should do with Wray. I actually don’t have too many complaints about his time as FBI Director since to his credit the FBI does take the white supremacy threat seriously but I think Biden should have his own pick. I feel more that way about the Federal Reserve though given the way Trump fired Janet Yellen for no reason though Jerome Powell like Wray has been one of the least offensive Trump appointees.

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BeachDem  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:38:47pm

Heh—for whoever mentioned that Jaime Harrison should promote Lindsey’s “other” challenger to pull Republican votes away from Linds—here’s one of his ads.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:39:17pm

The next few weeks may be even more dangerous than we have realized. I think Putin himself is in danger from Biden’s election. Vlad faces a real Molotov-Ribbentrop moment with his American tools: They will stab him in the back and reveal everything to keep their own necks out of the noose (whether this is literal or figurative is of no concern to me). In turn, the Russian oligarchy, in which Putin is only the first among equals, will not like the results: There will be near absolute unity in the West, with wall to wall trade and cultural sanctions, including many on implicated individuals, for starters. Putin cannot retaliate by cutting off Europe’s gas because he has to have the revenue, especially with oil prices remaining at rock bottom. How will he try to remedy the situation? He has many options, from naked terrorism against the new administration to mass violence by his American dupes to blocking the Strait of Hormuz. Stay tuned.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:40:21pm

re: #43 BeachDem

Whenever I see “100% pro-life” I know that he/she has paid for or had an abortion.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:40:21pm

re: #43 BeachDem

Heh—for whoever mentioned that Jaime Harrison should promote Lindsey’s “other” challenger to pull Republican votes away from Linds—here’s one of his ads.

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The Lincoln project ad for Bledsoe had me rolling because there’s something funny about a deep South voice saying the word Lincoln with something other than contempt. Saw that Jaime is only 2% behind. I’m feeling him pulling out the upset.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:41:01pm

re: #45 Ace Rothstein

Whenever I see “100% pro-life” I know that he/she has paid for or had an abortion.

100% Pro Gun= I need to pose with guns to make myself feel better about my insecurity with my masculinity.

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piratedan  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:41:58pm

re: #37 NO SMOCKING GUN!

unless it was Ducey himself or Mrs McCain, this was evidence of the writing on the wall in 2018. The rest of the Congresscritters are outright loons (Gosar et al) or crooks (Schweikert). The state lege bench is just as nutty (if not worse). Ducey may have seen that the fates were cast and he wanted to keep the Trump stank at arms length to perhaps be seen as a rehabilitated Republican (fat chance)… while the GOP has a significant presence here, they are all pretty much seen by anyone outside the Fox News circle as being decidedly batshit.

McSally was, believe or not, their next best candidate… and with the prevailing winds of change, she was gonna be toast if she returned to Congress unless she relocated elsewhere in the state.

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dat_said  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:44:45pm

re: #24 Colère Tueur de Lapin

As a boy scout, I had to hock light bulbs door-to-door. That truley sucked.

Christmas wreaths and candy for my Boy Scout days. Sold light bulbs and magazine subscriptions as fundraisers for the private high school. The wreaths and candies paid for my trips to Voyageurs, BWCA, Bighorns, the Beartooths, and numerous in-state outings. Got nothing in return for the light bulbs and magazines and KMart would always put light bulbs on a deep sale discount the day we were to start selling them.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:46:20pm

Hypothermia hype (from Alan Clifton)

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:48:10pm

Sounds like these “scout” programs are indoctrination camps for American nationalism and servitude to corporate America (who makes those cookies? who made those lightbulbs?)

Oh, I’m sure “God” was in there somewhere too… though today that might have finally been removed.

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jaunte  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:48:22pm
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jaunte  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:51:34pm

re: #51 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

“…Scoutcraft is a means through which the veriest hooligan can be brought to higher thought and to the elements of faith in God; and, coupled with the Scout’s obligation to do a good turn every day, it gives the base of Duty to God and to Neighbour on which the parent or pastor can build with greater ease the form of belief that is desired.

—Robert Baden-Powell

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William Lewis  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:51:50pm

re: #29 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Can we just send Nigel back to England in exchange for a fish and chips recipe?

I doubt we could get something that good and useful for him.

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steve_davis  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:51:57pm

re: #33 mmmirele

Hey, I sold cookies from 1966-1973. We didn’t have these fancy Samoas. We had Thin Mints, peanut butter cookies, plain sugar cookies, and some other flavor. The kids these days, they have no idea how hard it was to flog cookies door to door. //////

I have a fond memory of pulling my little red wagon around the block while my older sister delivered the cookies to folks she’d gotten orders from.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:52:42pm

FWIW, I flunked out of Cub Scouts.

I was a rebel at an early age:

Since 1930, the Boy Scouts of America has helped youth of cub scouts age. Parents, leaders, and organizations work together to achieve the 10 purposes of Cub Scouting:

Character Development
Spiritual Growth
Good Citizenship
Sportsmanship & Fitness
Family Understanding
Respectful Relationships
Personal Achievement
Friendly Service
Fun & Adventure
Preparation for Boy Scouts

The Cub Scouts of America colors are blue and gold. They have special meaning, which will help youth see beyond the fun of Cub Scouting to its ultimate goals. The blue stands for truth and spirituality, steadfast loyalty, and the sky above. The gold stands for warm sunlight, good cheer and happiness.

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jaunte  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:54:04pm

re: #56 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Me too, though technically our den-mother quit in tears.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:54:33pm

I certainly will not be voting for Philadelphia this election.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:54:42pm

This is about the IL Fair Tax amendment that would raise taxes on the wealthiest 3% of the state. As it stands now, they pay the same % everyone else does.

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VegasGolfer  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:56:23pm

re: #59 GlutenFreeJesus

This is about the IL Fair Tax amendment that would raise taxes on the wealthiest 3% of the state. As it stands now, they pay the same % everyone else does.

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Don’t forget to delete the phone number. LOL

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GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:57:51pm

re: #60 VegasGolfer

Don’t forget to delete the phone number. LOL

Nah. Let everyone have it. ;)

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jaunte  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:59:00pm
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A hollow voice says, Beware the strongman con  Oct 28, 2020 • 4:59:34pm

800 texts, mostly GOTV.

Ballet done and delivered to drop box.

Done for the day!

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:00:11pm

I quit the Boy Scouts when I was 13 and joined the Civil Air Patrol cadets. They did cool stuff like hang around the Edwards AFB flightline. They had better uniforms and the uniforms were free (an important consideration for my cash-strapped parents). They also had girls, something I was starting to notice but would not admit for a couple of years yet. They looked fantastic in their WAF style uniforms.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:00:12pm

New Orleans Naval Air Station:

w1.weather.gov

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:01:47pm

re: #42 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I’m not sure what I think Biden should do with Wray. I actually don’t have too many complaints about his time as FBI Director since to his credit the FBI does take the white supremacy threat seriously but I think Biden should have his own pick. I feel more that way about the Federal Reserve though given the way Trump fired Janet Yellen for no reason though Jerome Powell like Wray has been one of the least offensive Trump appointees.

They’ve both done a good, nonpartisan job and I don’t have a problem with Biden retaining them.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:03:35pm

re: #66 NO SMOCKING GUN!

They’ve both done a good, nonpartisan job and I don’t have a problem with Biden retaining them.

Yeah I won’t complain if they’re retained.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:04:49pm

re: #48 piratedan

unless it was Ducey himself or Mrs McCain, this was evidence of the writing on the wall in 2018. The rest of the Congresscritters are outright loons (Gosar et al) or crooks (Schweikert). The state lege bench is just as nutty (if not worse). Ducey may have seen that the fates were cast and he wanted to keep the Trump stank at arms length to perhaps be seen as a rehabilitated Republican (fat chance)… while the GOP has a significant presence here, they are all pretty much seen by anyone outside the Fox News circle as being decidedly batshit.

McSally was, believe or not, their next best candidate… and with the prevailing winds of change, she was gonna be toast if she returned to Congress unless she relocated elsewhere in the state.

Man, who would’ve thought that the state of Goldwater and McCain would be reduced to McSally being the best option for the GOP.

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VegasGolfer  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:05:09pm

Wray hiding Christie Christie’s (aka mayor McCheese) phone during the bridge gate scandal is disqualification for me

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Jebediah, RBG  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:05:32pm

re: #49 dat_said

… KMart would always put light bulbs on a deep sale discount the day we were to start selling them.

That is astounding dickishness.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:06:02pm

re: #69 VegasGolfer

Wray hiding Christie Christie’s (aka mayor McCheese) phone during the bridge gate scandal is disqualification for me

Ah true enough.

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steve_davis  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:06:11pm

re: #46 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

The Lincoln project ad for Bledsoe had me rolling because there’s something funny about a deep South voice saying the word Lincoln with something other than contempt. Saw that Jaime is only 2% behind. I’m feeling him pulling out the upset.

Graham negative ads on Jaime have suddenly become relentless here. I believe it was during the Clemson/Syracuse game that every commercial break was about how Jaime was a pawn of the liberal elite.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:06:52pm

re: #51 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Sounds like these “scout” programs are indoctrination camps for American nationalism and servitude to corporate America (who makes those cookies? who made those lightbulbs?)

Oh, I’m sure “God” was in there somewhere too… though today that might have finally been removed.

The Girl Scouts are actually kind of progressive; even welcoming transgirls. They just kind of put their foot in it here.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:09:37pm

re: #51 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Sounds like these “scout” programs are indoctrination camps for American nationalism and servitude to corporate America (who makes those cookies? who made those lightbulbs?)

Oh, I’m sure “God” was in there somewhere too… though today that might have finally been removed.

They are descendants from Baden-Powell’s openly nationalistic/militaristic British movement, so yeah. He is said to have seen the need because of vast numbers of needless deaths among Boer War units, caused by lack of simple “preparedness”.

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piratedan  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:10:54pm

re: #68 NO SMOCKING GUN!

she was the only one who could conceivably be seen to have any cross-party appeal… that should tell you something…..

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So Cal Greek Hippie  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:11:24pm

2015: Ventura, CA Palm Tree near the Beach

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:11:51pm

re: #75 piratedan

she was the only one who could conceivably be seen to have any cross-party appeal… that should tell you something…..

Yep, the Arizona GOP has gone batshit insane.

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:11:54pm

Trump is making Biden look like the “Good Times” virus.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:13:16pm

SCOTUS rejected GOP attack on NC consent decree by a 5-3 vote. Good news!

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John Hughes  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:15:41pm

re: #7 piratedan

At this point, with this candidate, I could see him nuking Andorra for the thrill of it.

Minor problem with that:

[ Andorra ] is known as a principality as it is a diarchy headed by two princes: the Bishop of Urgell in Catalonia, Spain, and the President of the French Republic.

In other words Andorra has a nuclear arsenal of around 200 launchable warheads, enough to put a bomb on every US city of over 120,000 people.

Not to mention the whole pissing off the Catholics thing.

Of course, who am I kidding? Trump, history, geography?

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Decatur Deb  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:17:33pm

re: #80 John Hughes

Minor problem with that:

In other words Andorra has a nuclear arsenal of around 200 launchable warheads, enough to put a bomb on every US city of over 120,000 people.

Not to mention the whole pissing off the Catholics thing.

Of course, who am I kidding? Trump, history, geography?

They are rumored to have reverse-engineered a Q Bomb from the example captured by Grand Fenwick.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:19:33pm
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Decatur Deb  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:21:20pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:22:42pm

re: #82 Dread Pirate Ron

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99% of the St. Petersburg’s Troll Farm supports Trump though.

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John Hughes  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:24:05pm

re: #31 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Probably. I didn’t last very long in scouts. Quit by the time I was 13.

Bah, scouts. I was on the young pioneers. (Undercover in the decadent west as the Woodcraft Folk). Much watery orange squash was drunk in a failed attempt to bring about the revolution, comrade.

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rhuarc  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:24:30pm

re: #59 GlutenFreeJesus

This is about the IL Fair Tax amendment that would raise taxes on the wealthiest 3% of the state. As it stands now, they pay the same % everyone else does.

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I see you do the same thing to those Illinois texters as I do when they text me. :D

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nines09  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:26:09pm

I can not get this out of my head. I cannot. That’s my chord and this is masterful.
Put your best ear, room, speakers on.
Amazing.

Elise LeGrow Drinking In The Day extended

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Thanos  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:29:26pm

The optimal time window for an October surprise is starting to close, if we are going to see anything it will most likely be tomorrow or before noon on Friday.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:32:00pm

re: #88 Thanos

The optimal time window for an October surprise is starting to close, if we are going to see anything it will most likely be tomorrow or before noon on Friday.

The optimal time window for an anti-Biden October surprise was probably a week and a half ago. Too many D early votes are already in the vaults now. (Mine included, as of a couple of hours ago!)

Now, an October surprise against Trump that would depress GOP day-of-election turnout by all but his very most loyal cult members… that might not be too late, even now.

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BigPapa  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:32:44pm

re: #88 Thanos

The optimal time window for an October surprise is starting to close, if we are going to see anything it will most likely be tomorrow or before noon on Friday.

I’m hoping our October Surprise is Trump having a seizure at the rally stage, crapping his pants and it being caught on camera.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:33:54pm

Rest of thread hidden to save space..

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:35:42pm

GO TELL IT TO THE HAGUE

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:38:56pm

re: #89 i(m)p(each)sos

The optimal time window for an anti-Biden October surprise was probably a week and a half ago. Too many D early votes are already in the vaults now. (Mine included, as of a couple of hours ago!)

Now, an October surprise against Trump that would depress GOP day-of-election turnout by all but his very most loyal cult members… that might not be too late, even now.

Considering that they don’t care that Trump is a thief, a racist, and a rapist, it would probably have to be video of Trump eating a live baby to move the needle.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:40:51pm

Anyone looking at sending some money to DEMOCRATS, consider:

8 Races To Keep An Eye On If Democrats Win Really Big
Here’s where Democrats could gain ground on Election Day if we see a blue wave.

Read in HuffPost: apple.news

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:42:22pm

Cool story, bro.

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makeitstop  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:43:21pm

re: #89 i(m)p(each)sos

Now, an October surprise against Trump that would depress GOP day-of-election turnout by all but his very most loyal cult members… that might not be too late, even now.

Already here. The past week has been a bad one for Trump, and he’s got that loser stank on him. By the weekend it’ll be obvious to even the most deplorable.

I think a whole lot of Red Hats will end up sitting it out, because their emperor is gonna look more and more like a loser the closer we get to Tuesday.

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jamesfirecat  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:43:41pm

re: #93 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Considering that they don’t care that Trump is a thief, a racist, and a rapist, it would probably have to be video of Trump eating a live baby to move the needle.

The thing is that Trump voters are waiting until election day rather than banking early, and given that they could vote early in person in many places it’s not just a matter of talking down voting early by mail.

Waiting until election day in this climate where early voting is an option to me only really makes sense if they’re waiting for an excuse to not actually vote.

Now that’s not the case for everyone whose waiting for election day, but I’m sure it’s the case for at least a reasonable 10% of those who are waiting…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:44:06pm

re: #63 A hollow voice says, Beware the strongman con

800 texts, mostly GOTV.

Ballet done and delivered to drop box.

Done for the day!

Where do you sign up to text bank?

99
Decatur Deb  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:45:44pm

re: #94 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Anyone looking at sending some money to DEMOCRATS, consider:

8 Races To Keep An Eye On If Democrats Win Really Big
Here’s where Democrats could gain ground on Election Day if we see a blue wave.

Read in HuffPost: apple.news

Doug Jones in Alabama didn’t make that list. He has one chance in five to survive. If he does, there won’t be a Republican elected anywhere.

100
gocart mozart  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:46:13pm

Ma!, Tucker’s dog ate Hunter Biden’s secret crime documents.

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:46:49pm

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:47:34pm

re: #79 NO SMOCKING GUN!

SCOTUS rejected GOP attack on NC consent decree by a 5-3 vote. Good news!

Second 5-3 decision. Who did what?

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:47:44pm

If shitty polling companies are going to buy shitty lists like the one that’s out there with my (western NY) cell phone # attached to the data of a voter in Boulder, Colorado…

…and if they’re going to spam text me to take their shitty polls…

…then I’m going to take a couple of minutes to fill out their polls with complete garbage data.

Because if they can’t figure out they’re not actually reaching the right voter in Colorado, they may as well hear from a 65-plus Asian woman who has only a high school education yet makes $150,000 plus, and who is “very liberal” but voted for Cory Gardner.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:48:47pm

re: #95 The Pie Overlord!

Cool story, bro.

[Embedded content]

I just listened to the Tucker clip of missing documents. Hard to believe that anyone would only have one copy of anything important and then mail it. Actually, it’s impossible to believe.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:49:05pm

re: #97 jamesfirecat

The thing is that Trump voters are waiting until election day rather than banking early, and given that they could vote early in person in many places it’s not just a matter of talking down voting early by mail.

Waiting until election day in this climate where early voting is an option to me only really makes sense if they’re waiting for an excuse to not actually vote.

Now that’s not the case for everyone whose waiting for election day, but I’m sure it’s the case for at least a reasonable 10% of those who are waiting…

To me, we saw 2,000 reasons today to dump Trump with the Dow down 1,000 and another 1,000 covid casualties, but what do I know.

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:49:32pm

re: #102 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

PA too.
washingtonpost.com

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nines09  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:50:42pm

Now that’s the Philly cops I grew up with.

FUCK YOU UP BITCH

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 28, 2020 • 5:58:20pm

Lots of national polls today ranging from Rasmussen at +1 Trump on up. One poll, rated an A/B by Nate Silver, gave Biden a +19!

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I Would Prefer Not To  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:00:11pm

Hello,

In addition to being named to the NY Underground Comedy Festival I have two shows this week.

Thursday. 7PM ET Carole Montgomery Headlines
bit.ly

Saturday Night. Halloween 9PM prizes and giveaways.
bit.ly

110
Ace Rothstein  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:02:05pm

re: #108 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Rasmussen LOL

111
Patricia Kayden  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:02:18pm

re: #95 The Pie Overlord!

Sucker can similarly disappear. He had nothing.

112
Dopefish: Ever hopeful.  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:02:26pm

re: #108 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Lots of national polls today ranging from Rasmussen at +1 Trump on up. One poll, rated an A/B by Nate Silver, gave Biden a +19!

FiveThirtyEight also weighs in on the recent Wisconsin poll showing Biden +17. It appears that Trump’s superspreader events may actually be making people sick - of Trump.

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b.d.  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:03:01pm

re: #101 The Pie Overlord!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Embedded content]

Who stole Tucker’s important documents that they didn’t make a copy of?

A.) Soros
B.) Antifa
C.) Hunter
D.) BLM

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Decatur Deb  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:03:11pm

What Nature doesn’t do to us,
(dum, dubby dum de dum, dum)
Will be done by our fellow man.

FBI, DHS Warn Hospitals of ‘Credible Threat’ from Hackers
bloomberg.com

115
Jay C  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:03:36pm

re: #100 gocart mozart

Ma!, Tucker’s dog ate Hunter Biden’s secret crime documents.

[Embedded content]

Well, it’s their own fault!
If Trump hadn’t put his GOPer tool in to screw up the Post Office to mess with the election, Tucker would have gotten his “incriminating documents” on time!

116
The Pie Overlord!  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:04:03pm

re: #113 b.d.

Who stole Tucker’s important documents that they didn’t make a copy of?

A.) Soros
B.) Antifa
C.) Hunter
D.) BLM

E.) Underwear gnomes! (for profit)

117
Ace Rothstein  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:05:50pm

re: #113 b.d.

E.) BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!!!!

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b.d.  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:10:24pm

re: #117 Ace Rothstein

E.) BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!!!!

He has an alibi, destroying Trump in Florida.

I am imagining Hillary Clinton disguised in a FedEx uniform dutifully going through every envelope looking for one addressed to Tucker every day since Labor Day.

119
Ace Rothstein  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:11:38pm

This was a real ad back in the day. Mike Pence approved!

120
DodgerFan1988  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:13:35pm
121
aatharuv  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:16:51pm

re: #113 b.d.

Who stole Tucker’s important documents that they didn’t make a copy of?

A.) Soros
B.) Antifa
C.) Hunter
D.) BLM

E) The forged documents got sent via USPS and got stuck in one of the mail sorting machines De Joy ordered broken.

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A hollow voice says, Beware the strongman con  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:17:11pm

re: #95 The Pie Overlord!

Cool story, bro.

[Embedded content]

He doesn’t have a dog to eat them?

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I Would Prefer Not To  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:19:50pm

re: #121 aatharuv

E) The forged documents got sent via USPS and got stuck in one of the mail sorting machines De Joy ordered broken.

If you listen to the tape he doesn’t mention the carrier. I was thinking FedEx, but it could also be USPS or UPS. He couldn’t have been more vague, but that’s what liars do.

124
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:22:48pm

Linkin Park had previously serve a C&D. Uh huh.

125
GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:23:02pm

re: #123 I Would Prefer Not To

If you listen to the tape he doesn’t mention the carrier. I was thinking FedEx, but it could also be USPS or UPS. He couldn’t have been more vague, but that’s what liars do.

UkraineDash.

126
BeachDem  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:25:27pm

re: #72 steve_davis

Graham negative ads on Jaime have suddenly become relentless here. I believe it was during the Clemson/Syracuse game that every commercial break was about how Jaime was a pawn of the liberal elite.

I hear ya. I do laugh at how many ads Lindsey is running on Raw Story. As much as I hate their ad-laden site, I turn off my ad blocker whenever I go there, so at least I’m costing Linds a few bucks with every click.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:27:45pm

re: #125 GlutenFreeJesus

UkraineDash.

he did say national, but he didn’t specify which nationality.

I was thinking that RUSHia might also work.

128
plansbandc  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:30:09pm

re: #28 Decatur Deb

I remember that my brother had to sell lightbulbs. :D

129
gocart mozart  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:37:02pm
130
Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:38:47pm
131
🌹UOJB!  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:41:04pm

re: #113 b.d.

Who stole Tucker’s important documents that they didn’t make a copy of?

A.) Soros
B.) Antifa
C.) Hunter
D.) BLM

E) THE DEEP STATE

132
The Pie Overlord!  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:43:16pm

ITJM or is Junior high as fuck

133
i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:43:42pm

re: #130 Dread Pirate Ron

[Embedded content]

I remain convinced that there’s an ugly, ugly story about why Kennedy retired from the court when he did.

And that if it’s ever brought to light, it should invalidate the Kavanaugh appointment.

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Dopefish: Ever hopeful.  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:44:06pm

re: #132 The Pie Overlord!

ITJM or is Junior high as fuck

[Embedded content]

Whatever he’s smoking, no thanks, I choose life.

135
makeitstop  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:45:46pm

re: #132 The Pie Overlord!

ITJM or is Junior high as fuck

[Embedded content]

What’s with the droopy mouth? Coke-induced stroke?

136
EPR-radar  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:50:58pm

re: #133 i(m)p(each)sos

I remain convinced that there’s an ugly, ugly story about why Kennedy retired from the court when he did.

And that if it’s ever brought to light, it should invalidate the Kavanaugh appointment.

There’s also the question of who paid off Kavanaugh’s debts, which could be the other part of the Kennedy retirement story.

137
🌹UOJB!  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:52:03pm

re: #136 EPR-radar

There’s also the question of who paid off Kavanaugh’s debts, which could be the other part of the Kennedy retirement story.

We want to know WHO is Kavanaugh’s Sugar Daddy!

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Dopefish: Ever hopeful.  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:54:06pm

re: #137 🌹UOJB!

We want to know WHO is Kavanaugh’s Sugar Daddy!

[Laughs Sovietly.]

139
Patricia Kayden  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:54:10pm

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Oct 28, 2020 • 6:56:51pm

re: #113 b.d.

Who stole Tucker’s important documents that they didn’t make a copy of?

A.) Soros
B.) Antifa
C.) Hunter
D.) BLM

141
🌹UOJB!  Oct 28, 2020 • 7:01:05pm

I want to know who the fuck contributed to this asshole’s “campaign”!

Kanye West raises a measly $2,782 after dropping another $3 million on his presidential campaign

deadstate.org

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Oct 28, 2020 • 7:02:09pm

Pretty good summary:

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Oct 28, 2020 • 7:04:50pm

I’ve given up on a betting pool for which Republicans will go to prison. Now, I’m looking for one for which Republicans will NOT go to prison.

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Dopefish: Ever hopeful.  Oct 28, 2020 • 7:05:17pm

re: #142 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Pretty good summary:

[Embedded content]

“I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

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Dopefish: Ever hopeful.  Oct 28, 2020 • 7:05:37pm

re: #143 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

I’ve given up on a betting pool for which Republicans will go to prison. Now, I’m looking for one for which Republicans will NOT go to prison.

I’ll take the under on “one”.

146
Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 28, 2020 • 7:06:05pm

re: #141 🌹UOJB!

I want to know who the fuck contributed to this asshole’s “campaign”!

Kanye West raises a measly $2,782 after dropping another $3 million on his presidential campaign

deadstate.org

I bet their last name starts with a K.

147
Ace-o-aces  Oct 28, 2020 • 7:06:10pm
148
🌹UOJB!  Oct 28, 2020 • 7:08:14pm

OOPS. Nate now dropped Diaper Man down to 11/100.

Joe is at 88/100

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jaunte  Oct 28, 2020 • 7:08:14pm
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Oct 28, 2020 • 7:08:46pm

This is a very good sign.
The youth vote in Texas is up by more than 600% from last presidential election

In battleground states across the country, young voters are turning out in bigger numbers than in previous elections, according to an analysis by the Center for Information and Research on Civic Learning and Engagement. And no state has made a larger gain in youth voting than Texas.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 28, 2020 • 7:09:57pm

I confess.

I STOLE TUCKER’S SECRET DOCUMENTS!

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jaunte  Oct 28, 2020 • 7:10:48pm

JOE BACON IS SPARTACUS!

no, wait

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Dopefish: Ever hopeful.  Oct 28, 2020 • 7:11:22pm

re: #152 jaunte

JOE BACON IS SPARTACUS!

no, wait

My thoughts exactly.

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A Three Hour Tour  Oct 28, 2020 • 7:13:58pm

Tucker Carlson goes to his mailbox and opens his mail.

“DUNCAN Hunter?” he exclaims, his eyes widening in disbelief. ” These documents were supposed to incriminate Hunter Biden! What excuse can I tell my viewers and get them to believe? Oh, yeah, Louis DeJoy ate them thinking they were absentee ballots for Joe Biden. Yeah, that’s the ticket. “

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 28, 2020 • 7:20:58pm

re: #154 A Three Hour Tour

Tucker Carlson goes to his mailbox and opens his mail.

“DUNCAN Hunter?” he exclaims, his eyes widening in disbelief. ” These documents were supposed to incriminate Hunter Biden! What excuse can I tell my viewers and get them to believe? Oh, yeah, Louis DeJoy ate them thinking they were absentee ballots for Joe Biden. Yeah, that’s the ticket. “

Honestly I’m dying from laughter! First Crazy Katt Kerr says every early vote is for Trump.

Then…Jesse Lee Peterson is caught watching gay porn

And now Fucker Carlson would have embarrassed himself less tonight if he had just lit his farts on live TV!

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Oct 28, 2020 • 7:22:38pm

re: #124 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Linkin Park had previously serve a C&D. Uh huh.

[Embedded content]

Well, think it through from the Trump Campaign’s warped perspective.

Continue using the song as you wish (or any others) and ignore the court orders, etc. until after the election. You did what you wished to do while it mattered. What happens then? Probably at worst the campaign gets fined. Which, if you’ve won the election is a small price to pay. And if you’ve lost odds are the campaign is going to quickly declare bankruptcy or simple ignore the debts and everything else since the money has all been spent or siphoned off to other accounts.


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