BREAKING: Twitter Permanently Suspends Donald Trump (Yes, Really)

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Yes, they really did it at last.

Here’s the official statement: Permanent suspension of @realDonaldTrump.

After close review of recent Tweets from the @realDonaldTrump account and the context around them — specifically how they are being received and interpreted on and off Twitter — we have permanently suspended the account due to the risk of further incitement of violence. 

In the context of horrific events this week, we made it clear on Wednesday that additional violations of the Twitter Rules would potentially result in this very course of action. Our public interest framework exists to enable the public to hear from elected officials and world leaders directly. It is built on a principle that the people have a right to hold power to account in the open. 

It’s way, way too late, of course. Twitter should have taken this action years ago.

UPDATE at 1/8/21 4:04:05 pm by Charles Johnson

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432 comments
1
Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:30:09pm

re: #144 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Isn’t parler accessible through a browser; why need app?

So they can immediately post selfies from their klan meetings?

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:30:31pm

heard he is already on Parler, but it’s about fucking time

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b.d. (We Won!)  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:30:56pm

Wow! Thank you Twitter!

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:31:16pm

re: #3 b.d. (We Won!)

Wow! Thank you Twitter!

More than 4 years too late…

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:32:12pm

re: #1 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

So they can immediately post selfies from their klan meetings?

Well played.

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stpaulbear  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:32:32pm
Twitter Safety
@TwitterSafety
After close review of recent Tweets from the @realDonaldTrump account and the context around them we have permanently suspended the account due to the risk of further incitement of violence.

I can see the glow in the eastern sky from MN.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:32:34pm

re: #2 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

heard he is already on Parler, but it’s about fucking time

He’ll have a much smaller reach on Parler.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:33:20pm

re: #7 NO SMOCKING GUN!

He’ll have a much smaller reach on Parler.

Basically limited to the fucksticks who already worship him as a god-emperor, instead of a more general audience who might be persuaded to join them.

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b.d. (We Won!)  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:34:09pm

Scream into the void Donald

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Jack Burton  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:34:10pm

re: #6 stpaulbear

I can see the glow in the eastern sky from MN.

Star Trek Discovery Spoiler behind tag:

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:34:16pm

Having just spent several weeks on Parler, it’s a crappy imitation of Twitter, besides being an open sewer of bad craziness. Trump will hate it.

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Jack Burton  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:35:00pm

re: #11 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Having just spent several weeks on Parler, it’s a crappy imitation of Twitter, besides being an open sewer of bad craziness. Trump will hate it.

If there are clowns praising him he wont care.

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Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:35:30pm

re: #10 Jack Burton

Star Trek Discovery Spoiler behind tag:

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stpaulbear  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:35:52pm

re: #2 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

heard he is already on Parler, but it’s about fucking time

He can be more openly seditious at Parler. They’ll give him more rope.

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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:37:10pm

Parler’s gonna be lit.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:37:47pm

re: #12 Jack Burton

If there are clowns praising him he wont care.

He’ll care about not having 90 million followers. Trump just became invisible to most social media consumers.

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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:37:51pm

re: #14 stpaulbear

He can be more openly seditious at Parler. They’ll give him more rope.

He’ll get the @POTUS account suspended before he’s through.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:37:53pm

He can’t Twitter on the Shitter anymore!

Has he melted down on Parler yet?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:38:02pm

@POTUS is still active.

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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:38:23pm

I picked a bad week to get suspended from Twitter.

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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:38:30pm

re: #19 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

@POTUS is still active.

For now.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:38:38pm

Way too fucking late if you ask me.

But it will drive Cheeto insane. All those beautiful tweets, gone forever.

//

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Dr. Teddy's Person  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:39:03pm

re: #11 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Having just spent several weeks on Parler, it’s a crappy imitation of Twitter, besides being an open sewer of bad craziness. Trump will hate it.

I don’t know. After getting used to the interface, he’ll enjoy being free from criticism. Despite all his bluster, he a very thin-skinned troll. Random RWNJs may enjoy making the libs mad; Donny is desperate for adulation.

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b.d. (We Won!)  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:39:29pm

re: #16 NO SMOCKING GUN!

He’ll care about not having 90 million followers. Trump just became invisible to most social media consumers.

A lot like Bill O’Rielly getting kicked off of Fox and going to wherever the hell he went.

Wingnuts! Want to hear Trump whine? Buy a newspaper or listen to his podcast.

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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:39:46pm
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🌹UOJB!  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:40:55pm

Let’s All Tweet Like The Donald Tweets

Wait a second…he can’t Tweet anymore! 😈

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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:40:55pm

Ari Melber “Nobody’s rushing to Trump’s Pinterest board to see his decorating ideas for Mar a Lago”

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Charles Johnson  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:40:57pm
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b.d. (We Won!)  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:40:59pm

re: #19 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

@POTUS is still active.

Twitter enacts a new policy of transferring that website (checks calender) 12 days before the formal transfer.

//

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William Lewis  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:41:21pm

I see the Mayor of Waukesha Wi, the most Trump infested and GOP controlled city in Wisconsin, has quit the Republican party and posted it on Facebook.

wpr.org

His political career is over, to be sure, but it’s good to see nonetheless.

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Greup  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:41:41pm

Personally I’m looking forward to the live feed from the communication Tower at that airfield in Scotland when the Tower instructs him that, No , you cannot get off the plane to go to your resort to play golf. We can sell you some fuel to fly back to the States. Welcome back after the Covid is gone.

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Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:41:45pm

re: #25 darthstar

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If I had a Twitter account I would reply that he has more followers now than Donald Trump.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:41:54pm

Hey, you hear that? It’s the sound of… NO MORE FUCKING ASSHOLE!

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plansbandc  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:41:54pm

Hell fucking yes!!!! I am so happy!!!

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Decatur Deb  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:41:57pm

“And then, children, just when it seemed civilization might be saved, something enraged and maddened the Ogre, and he screamed for his football.

So suck air and scoot to the next crater.”

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:42:19pm

I knew 2021 wouldn’t let me down!

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Jack Burton  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:43:04pm

re: #16 NO SMOCKING GUN!

He’ll care about not having 90 million followers. Trump just became invisible to most social media consumers.

Half of them were Eastern European bots I’m sure. They probably already follow him there.

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EPR-radar  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:43:06pm

Nothing of value was lost.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:43:23pm
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Jack Burton  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:44:24pm

Jack gets no praise from me. He should have done this 2 months ago, if not earlier.

Doing the bare minimum when forced to again…

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jamesfirecat  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:44:40pm
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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:45:51pm
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EPR-radar  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:45:59pm

re: #35 Decatur Deb

“And then, children, just when it seemed civilization might be saved, something enraged and maddened the Ogre, and he screamed for his football.

So suck air and scoot to the next crater.”

Realistically, this seems like an unlikely time for traitors in the US military to follow illegal orders from Trump. Trump’s coup attempt on 1/6 failed, he is now more of a loser than ever, and traitors don’t follow losers.

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TedStriker  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:47:10pm

re: #17 darthstar

He’ll get the @POTUS account suspended before he’s through.

Yeah, he will, but the bright side is that they’ll know to unlock it after 1200 1/20.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:47:22pm

Shall we begin to guess when Don Jr, Eric, Ivanka and Jared are also banned?

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:47:24pm

re: #43 EPR-radar

Realistically, this seems like an unlikely time for traitors in the US military to follow illegal orders from Trump. Trump’s coup attempt on 1/6 failed, he is now more of a loser than ever, and traitors don’t follow losers.

No one is going to fire a nuke for this asshole now. His coup failed, he posted his scripted message in an attempt to save his own ass from federal charges, he’s pissed off both sides. He’s literally in a no-win situation now. He picks up the phone and reads that code, the guy on the other end is going to hang up before he can get through the third digit.

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Sherlock Hound  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:47:53pm

Not unnoticed in France:

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:49:46pm

I got a feeling if Jon and/or Reverend Warnock lost in Georgia @jack wouldn’t have done this…

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Charles Johnson  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:49:50pm

re: #40 Jack Burton

Jack gets no praise from me. He should have done this 2 months ago, if not earlier.

Doing the bare minimum when forced to again…

Should have done it years ago. Not to mention the Nazis with verified checkmarks.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:50:38pm
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BigPapa  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:51:30pm

re: #50 thedopefishlives

I beat Hoarse. And win nothing. But I beat Hoarse.

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Sherlock Hound  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:53:13pm

More:

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:54:25pm

My bud Joe Guzman, “the Chicago Astronomer” posted this on his FB page today:

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:54:40pm

re: #51 BigPapa

Some of the replies are gold. I enjoyed this one:

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:55:00pm

How I feel right now knowing Shithead will melt down on Parler!

The Bar-Kays “Holy Ghost”

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Charles Johnson  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:55:06pm
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Florida Panhandler  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:56:02pm

re: #50 thedopefishlives

Rockin!

Image: giphy.gif

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lawhawk  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:56:18pm

Trump could still technically tweet from the @potus account, but he’s banned.

I’d suggest watching accounts of Junior, Ivanka, Eric, and others to see if they start following someone new or retweeting a new account out of the ordinary.

That’d be a tell that it’s Trump.

That Twitter has banned Trump but the GOP has refused to impeach and remove Trump tells you all you need to know about Trump and the GOP. They are a bunch of treasonweasels who think it better to suck up to Trump and the insurrectionist base than remove the guy who sent the insurrectionist mob to the Capitol with the intent to kill members of Congress and the VP.

That’s right folks, Trump was egging the crowd, and the crowd planners were looking to kill and kidnap members of Congress and the VP, and Trump had to be forced to give that hostage video last night because those GOPers realized they were expendible.

Fuck the GOP. Impeach and remove Trump. And then resign.

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Broad With Sass  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:56:19pm

re: #32 Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!

Hell I now have more followers than Donald Trump

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HRH Stanley Sea  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:56:54pm

re: #21 darthstar

For now.

Till Joe

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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:57:12pm

Parler needs to set up an autoscaling group in multiple availability zones.

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Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:57:34pm

More good news. Hawley’s grift train just got derailed.

Sen. Josh Hawley’s book canceled by publisher citing ‘deadly insurrection’ at Capitol building

New York (CNN Business)In an extraordinary move, Simon & Schuster announced Thursday that it would no longer publish a planned book by Sen. Josh Hawley, one of the Republican lawmakers who led objections to Congress certifying President-elect Joe Biden’s victory.
“After witnessing the disturbing, deadly insurrection that took place on Wednesday in Washington, D.C., Simon & Schuster has decided to cancel publication of Senator Josh Hawley’s forthcoming book,” the company said in a statement.
“We did not come to this decision lightly,” Simon & Schuster added. “As a publisher it will always be our mission to amplify a variety of voices and viewpoints: at the same time we take seriously our larger public responsibility as citizens, and cannot support Senator Hawley after his role in what became a dangerous threat to our democracy and freedom.”
Hawley in a statement responded to Simon & Schuster’s decision by calling the move “Orwellian” and a “direct assault on the First Amendment” — even though as a graduate of Yale Law School he likely knows the First Amendment is about government restricting free speech and not forcing a private company to publish his work.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:57:40pm

re: #61 darthstar

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Parler needs to set up an autoscaling group in multiple availability zones.

Nah, let ‘em suffer.

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:57:44pm

Julie Andrews on Trump: ‘Mary Poppins would have shaped him up’
independent.co.uk

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BeachDem  Jan 8, 2021 • 3:59:13pm

re: #54 thedopefishlives

Some of the replies are gold. I enjoyed this one:

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I love this comment at the WaPo:

There’s a reason bathrooms have doors.

When crap comes out of your mouth, we deserve protection from that too.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:01:56pm

re: #53 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

My bud Joe Guzman, “the Chicago Astronomer” posted this on his FB page today:

Politics aside, how the hell do you do astronomy in Chicago?

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plansbandc  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:02:15pm

They had talked about taking away his “statesman” status or whatever the fuck on January 20th, but then there was talk that he would announce his 2024 campaign and then get his status back.

I was dreading having to hear about his goddamn tweets every GD day after having hope that wouldn’t happen. I’ve had him blocked, I have his name in my word block, and still, every !!@@#$ day his shit was in my timeline.

NOT ANYMORE!!!! Feel like buying some champagne.

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Dr. Teddy's Person  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:03:48pm

Trump has never faced any consequences in his life. That consequences are now raining down on him in such a spectacularly public fashion is delightful.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:04:48pm
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Jack Burton  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:05:25pm

re: #68 Dr. Teddy’s Person

Trump has never faced any consequences in his life. That consequences are now raining down on him in such a spectacularly public fashion is delightful.

Someone needs to pull his heart-plug and kick him out a Window into a sandworm’s mouth…

Oh wait that’s Baron Harkonnen. Easy mistake.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:05:38pm

He’s very dangerous right now.

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:06:18pm

re: #69 Charles Johnson

Yeah, that’s his call to never surrender.

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stpaulbear  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:07:21pm

re: #45 🌹UOJB!

Shall we begin to guess when Don Jr, Eric, Ivanka and Jared are also banned?

They’re going to be too busy trying to get money out of the Trump companies into their own accounts. They won’t have time to tweet.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:07:25pm

re: #69 Charles Johnson

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He was trying to get his followers back after seeing the extreme negative response to his video mea culpa. I’m not sure he really thought his cunning plan through; those followers are getting arrested, and if that’s REALLY who he’s siding with…

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Belafon  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:07:26pm

re: #31 Greup

Personally I’m looking forward to the live feed from the communication Tower at that airfield in Scotland when the Tower instructs him that, No , you cannot get off the plane to go to your resort to play golf. We can sell you some fuel to fly back to the States. Welcome back after the Covid is gone.

I’m kind of hoping they don’t give him fuel.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:07:40pm

re: #47 Sherlock Hound

Not unnoticed in France:

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Do you laugh to see Trump suspended from Twitter, FB, Insta and Snapchat?
Take advantage of it because when he lands on Tik Tok to perform choreographies on YMCA we will all cry.

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:07:41pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:08:13pm

re: #66 Decatur Deb

Politics aside, how the hell do you do astronomy in Chicago?

It’s a famous place for astronomy. One of the major observatories in the US was put there… a long time ago.

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raistuumum  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:08:38pm
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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:09:20pm

Imagine how happy Trump must be - people are talking about his Twitter feed even after it’s gone.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:09:44pm

re: #52 Sherlock Hound

More:

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

So Donald Trump will go down in US history as the only president to have lost the presidential election 62 times, to have called on his fans to invade the Capitol and to have been banned from Twitter …
Not a bad legacy.
#TrumpBanned

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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:10:02pm

re: #71 Charles Johnson

He’s very dangerous right now.

Give him some sharps to play with.

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raistuumum  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:10:18pm

More promising news economically.

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:10:53pm

Sure, it applies to all of us on the platform, but give me a moment to savor it for myself ;)

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:11:15pm

re: #80 darthstar

Imagine how happy Trump must be - people are talking about his Twitter feed even after it’s gone.

Mrs. Fish made that point when we were discussing Trump’s legacy a few minutes ago. Sure, he is going to go down as THE worst President* in US history, architect of an American genocide, instigator of the first armed occupation of the U.S. Capitol since 1814, potentially impeached twice, and (in a veeeery long shot) maybe the first President* removed from office. However, he WILL go down in the history books, and people WILL be talking about him, perhaps more than the historic President Obama, simply because of how incompetent and stupid and all-around BAD he was.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:11:52pm

re: #85 thedopefishlives

In other words, Trump is borrowing from the P.T. Barnum school of publicity: “I don’t care what they say about me, just spell my name right!”

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b.d. (We Won!)  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:12:28pm

OH NOES!!!! THE HUMANITY!!!!!

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EPR-radar  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:12:42pm

re: #71 Charles Johnson

He’s very dangerous right now.

To himself and to people near him, but the danger to the nation is lessened (I hope) now that the mask is completely off and everyone can see him for what he is.

Even the deplorable MAGAts know when they are being thrown under a bus.

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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:13:08pm

re: #85 thedopefishlives

Mrs. Fish made that point when we were discussing Trump’s legacy a few minutes ago. Sure, he is going to go down as THE worst President* in US history, architect of an American genocide, instigator of the first armed occupation of the U.S. Capitol since 1814, potentially impeached twice, and (in a veeeery long shot) maybe the first President* removed from office. However, he WILL go down in the history books, and people WILL be talking about him, perhaps more than the historic President Obama, simply because of how incompetent and stupid and all-around BAD he was.

He’s gotta be freakin’ livid right now. The White House should live stream their security feed.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:13:35pm
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Ace Rothstein  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:13:40pm

re: #87 b.d. (We Won!)

That screeching ferret was called “the Fox wino” last night. Made my week.

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:13:48pm
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Mattand  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:13:56pm

re: #30 William Lewis

I see the Mayor of Waukesha Wi, the most Trump infested and GOP controlled city in Wisconsin, has quit the Republican party and posted it on Facebook.

wpr.org

His political career is over, to be sure, but it’s good to see nonetheless.

My best and longest friend in the world lived in Waukesha for a number of years. Left specifically due to how wingnut-riddled it was (this was pre-2016.)

He moved to upstate New York, which I’m not sure is any better, although he says it is.

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:15:19pm
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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:15:30pm

re: #90 Charles Johnson

Six feet bro.

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BeachDem  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:15:39pm

re: #85 thedopefishlives

Mrs. Fish made that point when we were discussing Trump’s legacy a few minutes ago. Sure, he is going to go down as THE worst President* in US history, architect of an American genocide, instigator of the first armed occupation of the U.S. Capitol since 1814, potentially impeached twice, and (in a veeeery long shot) maybe the first President* removed from office. However, he WILL go down in the history books, and people WILL be talking about him, perhaps more than the historic President Obama, simply because of how incompetent and stupid and all-around BAD he was.

I can only think of the closing lines in A Face In The Crowd:

Suppose I tell you exactly what’s gonna happen to you. You’re gonna be back in television. Only it won’t be quite the same as it was before. There’ll be a reasonable cooling-off period and then somebody will say: “Why don’t we try him again in a inexpensive format. People’s memories aren’t too long.” And you know, in a way, he’ll be right. Some of the people will forget, and some of them won’t. Oh, you’ll have a show. Maybe not the best hour or, you know, top 10. Maybe not even in the top 35. But you’ll have a show. It just won’t be quite the same as it was before. Then a couple of new fellas will come along. And pretty soon, a lot of your fans will be flocking around them. And then one day, somebody’ll ask: “Whatever happened to, a, whatshisname? You know, the one who was so big. The number-one fella a couple of years ago. He was famous. How can we forget a name like that? Oh by the way, have you seen, a, Barry Mills? I think he’s the greatest thing since Will Rogers.”

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Decatur Deb  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:15:49pm

re: #78 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

It’s a famous place for astronomy. One of the major observatories in the US was put there… a long time ago.

We had an observatory in 1940s Pittsburgh, too. Seemed kinda cruel.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:16:31pm
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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:17:06pm

Watch Trump offer to resign IF he gets his twitter account back.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:17:19pm

re: #98 Charles Johnson

Does that mean the cake will be virtual too?

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stpaulbear  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:18:09pm

re: #68 Dr. Teddy’s Person

Trump has never faced any consequences in his life. That consequences are now raining down on him in such a spectacularly public fashion is delightful.

And he still has no idea what he’s done wrong. He can’t comprehend it.

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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:18:19pm

Giving up doom scrolling cold turkey isn’t going to be easy.

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DodgerFan1988  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:18:24pm

Good. Crawl back to the septic tank you called Parler.

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Jack Burton  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:18:34pm

re: #99 darthstar

Watch Trump offer to resign IF he gets his twitter account back.

I would go for that:

Unsuspended, ok sign the paper.

EKG signature…

OK get the fuck out. Resuspended.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:18:43pm

re: #90 Charles Johnson

Charles, here you go!

Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture (Full with Cannons)

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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:19:59pm

It would be nice if Fox & Friends announced that they wouldn’t be taking his phone calls…and if Fox News told Hannity and Piro not to take his calls either.

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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:20:42pm
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Florida Panhandler  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:20:57pm

re: #50 thedopefishlives

Image: giphy.gifre: #93 Mattand

My best and longest friend in the world lived in Waukesha for a number of years. Left specifically due to how wingnut-riddled it was (this was pre-2016.)

He moved to upstate New York, which I’m not sure is any better, although he says it is.

Upstate is mixed for sure. You have the Trump Nazis but also plenty of crunchy granola types as well. ..All mixed with the new wealthy hipsters in their Audis who bought old falling down small town center brownstones and renovated them into $2 mill territory.

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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:21:48pm

re: #107 darthstar

This account has been sending Trump these postcards for over a year now. I complimented her and she sent me 10 cards by mail - I’ve sent a few of them. Got a few left to send - want them to get forwarded to Mar a Lago. :)

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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:22:38pm
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thecommodore  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:22:49pm

It’s not quite this, but it was via Twitter that Trump boosted Neo-Nazis and other fuckwits, right?

YouTube

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b.d. (We Won!)  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:23:36pm

I feel that the number of GOP Senators willing to impeach just doubled

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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:23:41pm
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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:24:17pm

re: #112 b.d. (We Won!)

I feel that the number of GOP Senators willing to impeach just doubled

THIS. He can’t tweet to hurt them.

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EPR-radar  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:25:01pm

Trump’s permaban is the closest thing I’ve seen in real life to Barad-Dur toppling at the end of the Lord of the Rings.

Hopefully Trump’s trial and conviction for his crimes eclipses the Twitter ban, but the Twitter ban is a done deal, while trials and convictions are hopes.

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Mattand  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:25:34pm

re: #85 thedopefishlives

Mrs. Fish made that point when we were discussing Trump’s legacy a few minutes ago. Sure, he is going to go down as THE worst President* in US history, architect of an American genocide, instigator of the first armed occupation of the U.S. Capitol since 1814, potentially impeached twice, and (in a veeeery long shot) maybe the first President* removed from office. However, he WILL go down in the history books, and people WILL be talking about him, perhaps more than the historic President Obama, simply because of how incompetent and stupid and all-around BAD he was.

I know I posted it on FB; forget whether I wrote here. Apologies if I’m repeating myself.

Trump has done what the Confederacy, the Nazis, Communist Russia, and al Queda failed to do: badly cripple American democracy. He’s managed to damage possibly the one crown jewel in our political system: the peaceful transfer of power via a free and fair election.

The more I think about it, the more angry and upset I get. Part of it is me venting, but I feel like I should drive to DC with a bat or something and start pushing back.

My biggest fear right now is that we’ve got a SHIELD/Hydra situation going on with law enforcement and the military right now, and come Inauguration Day, you’re going to see cops and soldiers ambush their non-MAGAt brethren, along with any politician or civilian that is the “enemy”.

Sorry, just how I feel. We all know this was gonna get bad, but now that it’s here, it’s worse than I imagined.

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darthstar  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:25:45pm

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The Ghost of a Flea  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:27:07pm

OK everyone needs a second Twitter account where they subtly hint they’re Donald Trump that’s attached to a Patreon account.

We pool the income and voila, I’ve just solved medical debt in the USA. You’re welcome.

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jamesfirecat  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:27:18pm

re: #115 EPR-radar

Trump’s permaban is the closest thing I’ve seen in real life to Barad-Dur toppling at the end of the Lord of the Rings.

Hopefully Trump’s trial and conviction for his crimes eclipses the Twitter ban, but the Twitter ban is a done deal, while trials and convictions are hopes.

It’s also like what happens to Saruman after his staff was broken, no longer is he a larger than life figure of incredible power, now he is only a bitter pathetic spiteful shell all too aware of how he will never again rise to his former “greatness”.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:29:15pm

It’s delicious knowing that a lot of these people won’t be able to vote again for quite some time if ever again as felons.

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:30:07pm

So DT is banned permanently. Hmm. Maybe I should open a twitter account. Nah. Too much trouble.

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BigPapa  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:31:07pm

Today is better than 2.3 Superb Owls. Tomorrow will be utter shit but let’s party now.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:31:50pm

re: #118 The Ghost of a Flea

OK everyone needs a second Twitter account where they subtly hint they’re Donald Trump that’s attached to a Patreon account.

We pool the income and voila, I’ve just solved medical debt in the USA. You’re welcome.

So tempted to open a phony Twitter account for Jack Mehoff with a picture of Trump…

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lawhawk  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:31:54pm

re: #103 DodgerFan1988

Someone’s a big fat dope. Killing his own media channel to own the libs.

Mind you, he’ll be back. They will all come back because twitter is a revenue channel while the others aren’t.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:31:55pm
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A Mom Anon  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:32:14pm

Does anyone know who brought and set up the gallows and where? Seems that would be relevant. Especially since the terrorists were screaming “Hang Pence!” and “Where is Pence?”. And that they had plastic handcuffs? I haven’t seen anything anywhere but a couple of places online.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:33:53pm

re: #123 🌹UOJB!

So tempted to open a phony Twitter account for Jack Mehoff with a picture of Trump…

I knew Jack when he was a private in the 4th Training Brigade. Handled his pay jacket.

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lawhawk  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:33:59pm

Financial institutions and Google and Apple better take a good hard look at doing business with parler. The business is aiding and abetting insurrection, providing a platform for conspiracies against the US government, and breaking countless laws.

You don’t want to be associated with a business like that (and doing that will end Parler as a viable business).

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:34:19pm

re: #128 lawhawk

Financial institutions and Google and Apple better take a good hard look at doing business with parler. The business is aiding and abetting insurrection, providing a platform for conspiracies against the US government, and breaking countless laws.

You don’t want to be associated with a business like that (and doing that will end Parler as a viable business).

Apple has already effectively doomed the Parler app; see the previous thread.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:34:56pm
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b.d. (We Won!)  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:35:23pm

re: #126 A Mom Anon

Does anyone know who brought and set up the gallows and where? Seems that would be relevant. Especially since the terrorists were screaming “Hang Pence!” and “Where is Pence?”. And that they had plastic handcuffs? I haven’t seen anything anywhere but a couple of places online.

I’m sure the owners will show up to drag them to Jack’s house.

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i(m)p(each)(again!)sos  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:36:54pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:37:46pm

re: #82 darthstar

Give him some sharps to play with.

Maybe it won’t be such a bad thing to collect his most murderous death cultists in one place where they can be dealt with all at once.

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b.d. (We Won!)  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:37:58pm

Now I guess the Dog_Rates guys is the most powerful person on Twitter now?

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DodgerFan1988  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:38:30pm

re: #124 lawhawk

Someone’s a big fat dope. Killing his own media channel to own the libs.

Mind you, he’ll be back. They will all come back because twitter is a revenue channel while the others aren’t.

They will all be back because there’s no “Libtards to own” at Parler.

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:38:49pm

re: #134 b.d. (We Won!)

Speak for yourself. It is going to be bodega cats.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:40:08pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:40:23pm
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Skandal  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:40:28pm
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The Ghost of a Flea  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:40:41pm

re: #134 b.d. (We Won!)

Now I guess the Dog_Rates guys is the most powerful person on Twitter now?

re: #136 PhillyPretzel

Speak for yourself. It is going to be bodega cats.

…it’s going to be a K-pop account.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:40:55pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:41:15pm

re: #139 Skandal

Damn, I didn’t immediately notice the source and thought for a moment that was real.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:41:20pm
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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:41:27pm
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Belafon  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:41:40pm
George Conway of the Lincoln Project thinks that there are 67 votes for impeachment in the Senate. Make of that what you will, and if you look at the articles that were just posted, they would bar Trump from holding further office, so Hawley and Cruz are certain to vote “Yea”.

balloon-juice.com

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b.d. (We Won!)  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:42:09pm

re: #138 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

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lol

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Dr. Matt  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:42:36pm

I’m going to have to check my post history here, but some you lizards owe me money now because of lost bets. 😂😂😂

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NetworkKed  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:43:16pm

re: #140 The Ghost of a Flea

…it’s going to be a K-pop account.

I for one welcome our new K-pop overlords. Just don’t make me dance.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:43:41pm

re: #143 Charles Johnson

You’re next, Elephant Boy.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:43:41pm

re: #147 Dr. Matt

I’m gone to have to check my post history here, but some you lizards owe me money now because of lost bets. 😂😂😂

I only bet in the lottery.

Speaking of which, the jackpots are sneaking up quickly on real money.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:44:22pm

Man, I hope the NYT does some more profile pieces on these people so we can better understand their economic insecurities.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:44:45pm

re: #145 Belafon

balloon-juice.com

Cruz and Hawley voted to overturn the election in Trump’s favor. They are as solidly against removal as anyone in the Senate.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:45:56pm

re: #152 thedopefishlives

Fuck it.

Even if they fail to convict, I still like the idea of getting those assholes on record a SECOND TIME protecting Trump.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:46:19pm

re: #153 Eclectic Cyborg

Fuck it.

Even if they fail to convict, I still like the idea of getting those assholes on record a SECOND TIME protecting Trump.

Oh, I 100% agree with you on that, absolutely. Just saying that I still think removal is a non-starter from the get-go.

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lawhawk  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:46:49pm
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Dr. Matt  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:47:14pm

Are we taking bets for how long it will take before he starts sock accounts?

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The Ghost of a Flea  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:48:07pm

A private media entity not letting a figure with political power use it as a constant drip-feed of lies, distortions, and grotesque emotional manipulation to cow listeners into a mix of complacency and smug self-involement is literally the fucking opposite of Orwellian.

But I seriously think that they’re using Orwellian exactly wrong because they are exactly the people Orwell was trying to warn us about.

Except for Jr. He’s about as good at reading as he is trying to not fuck simulacrums of his stepmother.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:48:29pm

One red hat in the video: “WE PAY THEIR SALARIES!!!! WE PAY OUR TAXES (I doubt that)!!!! AND WHAT DO WE GET???!!!! NOTHING!!!!!”

1. Clean drinking water.
2. The military you fetish.
3. Roads to drive on.
4. Education.
5. Social Security.
6. Medicare.
7. Cops that you love when they harass black folks.
8. Emergency services.

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stpaulbear  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:49:18pm

re: #100 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Does that mean the cake will be virtual too?

So will the eating.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:50:00pm

re: #159 stpaulbear

So will the eating.

Oh good. Virtual calories are the best calories.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:50:58pm

re: #159 stpaulbear

Does that mean the cake will be virtual too?

So will the eating.

So we can have our cake and tweet it, too.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:51:42pm

I just ordered a pizza.

Estimated delivery time: 75 minutes.

Well, shit.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:52:23pm

re: #162 Eclectic Cyborg

I just ordered a pizza.

Estimated delivery time: 75 minutes.

Well, shit.

Plenty of time to get good and drunk.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:52:47pm

Heard this from a well-informed friend.

Google has suspended Parler from app store

Apple gave 24 hours to enforce full moderation or they’ll do same

YouTube deactivated Bannon

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:53:04pm

re: #163 Dr. Matt

Plenty of time to get good and drunk.

Well, it is a Friday night. That could be a winner.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:53:56pm

re: #163 Dr. Matt

Plenty of time to get good and drunk.

Way ahead of you.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:54:46pm

re: #164 GlutenFreeJesus

Heard this from a well-informed friend.

Americans don’t like it when you foment armed rebellion in a selfish attempt to keep your fat ass out of jail. Who knew?

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Skandal  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:54:59pm
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stpaulbear  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:55:45pm

re: #119 jamesfirecat

It’s also like what happens to Saruman after his staff was broken, no longer is he a larger than life figure of incredible power, now he is only a bitter pathetic spiteful shell all too aware of how he will never again rise to his former “greatness”.

He’s gone from King of the Internets to just President of the United States, a job he doesn’t know or care about.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:55:59pm

(Via NBC) In the wake of Wednesday’s riot at the Capitol, Trump supporters with extremist views feel emboldened and are vowing to return to Washington for the upcoming inauguration of President-elect Joe Biden on January 20, using online platforms to rally each other.

“Many of Us will return on January 19, 2021, carrying Our weapons, in support of Our nation’s resolve, towhich [sic] the world will never forget!!! We will come in numbers that no standing army can match,” wrote a popular Parler user who frequently posts about QAnon, and is being tracked by the Anti-Defamation League.

Parler, Telegram chat rooms and the platform TheDonald.win were all used to plan and coordinate the Jan. 6 rally that turned into a riot. Posters explicitly stated their intentions to “occupy” the Capitol. QAnon conspiracy theorists and people associated with militia groups had a visible presence in Wednesday’s crowd.

“Round 2 on January 20th. This time no mercy. I don’t even care about keeping Trump in power. I care about war,” an anonymous person posted on the platform TheDonald.win, which is filled with comments posted by people who lauded those who rioted Wednesday as “heroes.”

I hope Law Enforcement is fucking ready this time.

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thecommodore  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:56:09pm
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BigPapa  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:56:38pm
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Nyet  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:56:42pm

Parlertakes seems to be compromised. It retweeted a far-left conspiracy theorist’s lie against Mike Rothschild.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:57:09pm

re: #171 thecommodore

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“TDS-afflicted”? Hugh, come on. Take your lips off Trump’s ass long enough to see the fucking reality, my dude.

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DesertDenizen  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:57:55pm

re: #164 GlutenFreeJesus

Heard this from a well-informed friend.

I just checked the Google Play Store and it is gone.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:58:26pm

re: #171 thecommodore

Hugh’s against it? That means it’s 100% the right thing to do.

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:58:43pm
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Barefoot Grin  Jan 8, 2021 • 4:58:47pm

re: #171 thecommodore

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As a Star Trek fan I would have warned Pelosi from wearing that blouse.

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DesertDenizen  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:00:55pm

re: #171 thecommodore

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And cheered by tens of millions more. I want certainty that he can’t start WW3, and removal from office is the only certainty.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:01:02pm

re: #164 GlutenFreeJesus

Heard this from a well-informed friend.

I just tried, and I can verify that Parler won’t download from the play store.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:01:09pm

re: #143 Charles Johnson

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Oh Donny Jr, bake your own fucking cake

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lawhawk  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:01:56pm
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Nyet  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:02:14pm

re: #173 Nyet

This CTer’s m.o. is to make unsupported claims about who runs Q, the claims that Mike calls out. It’s like answering the moonlanding deniers with “Yes, we landed on the Moon and BTW it is made of cheese”.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:02:20pm

Tonight’s Pop Up comedy show is free. LINK below. We have at least one lizard that is a fun. Join us. I will be talking about politics and other stuff.

10 PM ET. 7 PM PT. (there my be other time zones that I am unfamiliar with.

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FT

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:03:49pm
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The Ghost of a Flea  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:03:56pm

I stand by my basic position that these people are all fucking weak cowards, and are dangerous precisely because they’re weak cowards.

The shit they did on the 6th was weak coward shit.

They’re never brave, but they feel safe when they were a giant pack facing down a tiny number of resisters…but then they’re authentically baffled and confused later the same day when people used organized force against them effectively.

People who can’t admit their weakness and fear are always looking for situations in which to wield power…but only if they risk nothing. Which explains every single version of empty bravado these people base their culture around.

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BigPapa  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:05:24pm

re: #184 I Would Prefer Not To

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Romantic Heretic  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:07:32pm

re: #151 Ace Rothstein

Watched it all.

I’m afraid my reaction wasn’t a good one.

Drowning Pool - Bodies

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:07:53pm

Still, of course, seeing pickup trucks with big Trump flags here. New addition is “Fuck Biden” flags. It’s going to take years to overcome this, and probably we’ll always be divided. It is a problem that Reconstruction couldn’t solve. Resentment is in some folks’ DNA.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:09:01pm
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PhillyPretzel  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:10:42pm

re: #190 Charles Johnson

All it takes is one person to stand up to a bully and then everything goes down.

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:12:00pm

re: #182 lawhawk

TDS my ass. We can’t let Hugh Hewitt and others pretend this wasn’t a serious conspiracy.

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lawhawk  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:12:46pm

re: #191 PhillyPretzel

All it takes is one person to stand up to a bully and then everything goes down.

Herd mentality. They didn’t want to be first until someone had to address the very real fact that they were enabling insurrection and violence and a cop was murdered.

After that, all these tech companies realized that this went too far. They’re all out there saving their own hides.

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BigPapa  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:12:49pm

I’ve said to myself the collapse will be epic with the utmost surety.

Now that it’s happening I’m amazed with all the wonderment of never expecting it to begin with.

We’ve earned this. Embrace it. Covet it.

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:14:27pm
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HRH Stanley Sea  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:14:36pm

re: #83 raistuumum

Welcome back.

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b.d. (We Won!)  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:14:42pm

If Jack told Trump he could get his Twitter account back if he resigned, he’d do it.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:16:12pm

re: #197 b.d. (We Won!)

If Jack told Trump he could get his Twitter account back if he resigned, he’d do it.

Then reban Trump after his resignation!

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:17:38pm

re: #198 NO SMOCKING GUN!

I like it.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:18:26pm
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Barefoot Grin  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:18:28pm

Does he still have access to the Official WH account? He’s bee using his personal account the whole time.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:19:03pm
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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:19:08pm

re: #200 Charles Johnson

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By unanimous assent, the Great Wingnut Purge of 2008 was the best thing ever to happen to this place.

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BigPapa  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:19:23pm

re: #200 Charles Johnson

That was a Beautiful Purge.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:20:05pm
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Nyet  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:20:37pm

re: #204 BigPapa

That was a Beautiful Purge.

Charles released the Kraken. That was biblical.

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retired cynic  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:21:14pm

An explanation of the 25th amendment from Jamie Raskin, a constitutional law professor in Vanity Fair.

There are two big misconceptions about the 25th Amendment. The first is that it’s all about the removal of a president who is unable to discharge the powers and duties of office. That is section four, but the first three sections deal with other problems in terms of vacancies and instability in the presidency. Section one is all about if the presidency is vacant, the vice president becomes president, and that was not clear before. It was clear that the vice president exercised presidential powers, but it wasn’t clear that he actually became the president. Section two is all about filling a vice presidential vacancy by presidential nomination and then majority votes in both houses of Congress. The third section is about a president voluntarily transferring the powers of his or her office to the vice president in the event of a temporary vacancy. This too has happened numerous times, usually about the famous presidential colon. It’s happened during a number of colonoscopies. It happened during President Reagan’s colorectal surgery. But that is done voluntarily by the president. And it ends when the president is able to resume his or her duties.

Section four is the part that is about a president who for whatever reason—physical or mental—is unable to recognize his or her own inability to successfully discharge the powers and duties of office. So that’s what is coming to focus today, but understand that that’s part of a broader system of rules, which have been activated many times in our history. The other major misconception is that in section four, it requires the vice president and a majority of the cabinet to act. That is one of two ways it can be activated. The other is that the vice president and a majority of a body set up by Congress determined that there is a presidential inability to discharge the powers and duties of office.

My emphasis.

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BigPapa  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:21:42pm

re: #206 Nyet

The Best Krakens. It was all it was kraked up to be.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:21:50pm

HA. For over a year now, Fark has had a Presidential Seal on a roll of toilet paper as the tag image for a headline from the President of the United States. The tag image for this news is an empty roll of toilet paper. Never let it be said that the Internet does not have a sense of humor.

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:22:25pm

The reason is they don’t give a shit.

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steve_davis  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:22:41pm

re: #66 Decatur Deb

Politics aside, how the hell do you do astronomy in Chicago?

hell, i’m pretty sure one of the biggest refractors physically possible is still sitting in Chicago. Can’t remember what it’s called. I think Hoyle used it, or somebody famous. Of course, probably there was a bit less light pollution in the burbs in the 1920’s.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:23:06pm
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DodgerFan1988  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:23:51pm

Bad boys, bad boys, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you?

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:24:29pm

How are we going to find out if it’s infrastructure week?

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:24:44pm
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austin_blue  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:24:45pm

re: #204 BigPapa

That was a Beautiful Purge.

It was perfect.

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nines09  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:25:33pm
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KGxvi  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:25:51pm

re: #189 Barefoot Grin

Still, of course, seeing pickup trucks with big Trump flags here. New addition is “Fuck Biden” flags. It’s going to take years to overcome this, and probably we’ll always be divided. It is a problem that Reconstruction couldn’t solve. Resentment is in some folks’ DNA.

In fairness, in true American fashion, we half assed reconstruction. And then sort of fucked off for a century and then half assed it again during the civil rights era. I fully expect us to half ass this again

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HypnoToad  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:26:08pm

re: #211 steve_davis

hell, i’m pretty sure one of the biggest reflectors physically possible is still sitting in Chicago. Can’t remember what it’s called. I think Hoyle used it, or somebody famous. Of course, probably there was a bit less light pollution in the burbs in the 1920’s.

Yerkes Observatory of the University of Chicago. It has a 40” refracting telescope; the largest operational one in the world. (I have a quarter scale version of it) It’s actually located north of the city in William’s Bay Wisconsin.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:26:13pm
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lawhawk  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:27:15pm

re: #217 nines09

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A Mom Anon  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:28:17pm

re: #194 BigPapa

I did a happy dance earlier. I want Inauguration Day to be over. At least the head of Evil, Inc will be gone and we can begin cleaning up the mess. But we have a long dangerous road ahead. Some of his followers will drop back, finances might dictate that for some. What we have to worry about are the ones left who feel like they’ve got nothing left to lose. Those are the ones that will attempt to (and have a serious chance of success) kill Americans. They may end their lives in murder/suicide scenarios, build bombs and hurt hundreds or more, plot and carry out mass shootings, kidnappings and god knows what else.

At least the FBI is finding these fucks one at a time, but there seems to be a half a dozen more willing traitors for each one. The whole DOJ is going to be needed to find and punish this shit. I’m happy we have all three branches, for now, but we are a broken country. I’m not sure how we can fix all that and squelch this level of hatred.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:28:34pm
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KGxvi  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:28:36pm

re: #212 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

The impeachment trial this time should give each side an hour with a half hour for questions to each side. And the first one to Trump’s defense should be “are you fuvking serious?”

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retired cynic  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:30:11pm

We have owl fans on here. This is about owl eyes, and how they see.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:31:33pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:31:40pm
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TedStriker  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:32:01pm

re: #156 Dr. Matt

Are we taking bets for how long it will take before he starts sock accounts?

But then he can’t say he’s Donald Trump, because then Twitter will shut him down there too.

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plansbandc  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:32:44pm

You guys? I don’t think we’re going to get tRump’s healthcare plan.

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Jay C  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:33:41pm

re: #171 thecommodore

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Dear Hugh Hewitt:

1. Respectfully, go fuck yourself. Twice.

2. “Condemned by history”? Do you never think that the (eventual) reaction to a last-minute -second- impeachment of Trump might be “applauded by history” instead?

3. Donald Trump has presided over what can only be described as the only attempted governmental coup in this country’s history: do you SRSLY think that this can be excused by hand-waving invocations of “TDS”??

4. See No.1 And repeat.

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raistuumum  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:33:57pm

re: #226 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

And the tweet already has been removed, LMAO.

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i(m)p(each)(again!)sos  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:33:58pm

re: #226 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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Already “unavailable.” That was fast.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:34:53pm

re: #205 Dread Pirate Ron

Just like with the previous use of “Orwellian,” Haley’s invocation of China perfectly inverts what’s actually happening.

I swear this a tell. Because they’re arguing in bad faith, and the “real” issue is them not getting exactly what they want—which they can’t say, because it gives away the bad faith game—they have to assume the position of victimization even when they have all the power.

If they were dealing in good faith, they’d be able to construct a positive argument, a reason the thing happening was bad independent of it happening to them…but they just fucking can’t.

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DodgerFan1988  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:34:54pm
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nines09  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:34:58pm

re: #221 lawhawk

Ted Cruz. Professional Public Toilet Ring.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:35:09pm

re: #232 i(m)p(each)(again!)sos

Already “unavailable.” That was fast.

No doubt Twitter knew they’d have to keep an eye on that account as soon as they shut down his personal account. They may wind up having to lock that account until after it’s been handed over on the 20th.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:35:25pm

re: #215 Barefoot Grin

I don’t think that’s right. Like at the builds. The guy in the left is pretty bulked. The one in the right is almost feminine.

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Nyet  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:35:37pm

re: #215 Barefoot Grin

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Dangerman  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:35:54pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:37:03pm

re: #226 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

That was deleted fast

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:37:09pm

re: #235 nines09

Ted Cruz. Professional Public Toilet Ring.

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PrairieQueen  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:37:43pm

This tweet didn’t last long, but I actually thought it was funny-but-not-funny after the swagger that turned into an endless, different, embarrassing, shitshow.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:38:40pm

So my guess is that trumps starts withdrawal tonight and does a raving press conference tomorrow or Sunday.

Got a show to prepare for. Link above.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:39:30pm

This makes me think Twitter has assign someone to monitor Trump twitter access in real time

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William Lewis  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:40:07pm

re: #164 GlutenFreeJesus

Heard this from a well-informed friend.

Well, Parler is not showing up for me in Google Play Store so… :D

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Charles Johnson  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:41:22pm
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Belafon  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:42:20pm

re: #205 Dread Pirate Ron

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:42:24pm

re: #246 Charles Johnson

I am sure Joe can come up with a decent twitter handle.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:42:47pm

re: #226 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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lawhawk  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:43:19pm

re: #229 plansbandc

You guys? I don’t think we’re going to get tRump’s healthcare plan.

Time’s running out on Trump’s infrastructure week. Though, to be fair, he’s built more wall in the past 72 hours than in the preceding few years. It’s been around the Capitol to protect against Trumpists, but still.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:43:43pm

Nice continuous capture

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PrairieQueen  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:43:48pm

Parler is going to be watched like a MF hawk. And I sincerely hope at least a few tech-savvy gals in hijabs get to do the watchin’ and reporting.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:43:54pm

re: #219 HypnoToad

Yerkes Observatory of the University of Chicago. It has a 40” refracting telescope; the largest operational one in the world. (I have a quarter scale version of it)

Yerkes Observatory was operated by the University of Chicago until earlier this year but it is in Williams Bay, Wi. It was turned over to the Yerkes Future Foundation in May. It is one of the sites Joe Guzman uses for his club. He packs the gang into a bus and they head up there for some observation. The 40 inch refractor has been the largest successful refractor in the world since it was dedicated in 1897.
en.m.wikipedia.org

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Dr. Matt  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:44:05pm
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Interesting Times  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:45:06pm
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nines09  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:45:34pm

Well on the good side, Trump and his greasy ass grifting parasitic spawn have no pets, so no dog or cat Twitter accounts for them to use.
Maybe Hannity can be his mouthpiece? Or Tucker?
Go for it.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:46:38pm
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Interesting Times  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:47:24pm
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HypnoToad  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:47:32pm

re: #253 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

I spent the first four years of my life some 28 miles from Yerkes. Visits back in later years inspired me to build my 11” f/16.5 version of it. (In 1976)

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Ming5000  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:47:32pm

deleted. bad info

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Teukka  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:47:43pm

Did this get posted yet?

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i(m)p(each)(again!)sos  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:47:50pm

A note of thanks amidst the chaos. The Lizard crew here is often the only thing keeping me anywhere close to sane as we watch our nation get ripped apart. I’m so grateful to Charles for keeping it that way, and to all of you who provide such a friendly group of spectators to share the action with.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:48:16pm
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The Ghost of a Flea  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:49:02pm

I’m telling you, if want to understand them, just realize that they can’t conceive of why anyone would hold them accountable with how they use their power…therefore all power used to constrain them is tyranny, and all of their abuses of power are liberty.

It’s the bully-coward, wife-beater worldview: I get everything I demand or I’m the victim, you don’t ask for anything or you’re victimizing me: anything I do to you is deserved, anything you do to me is justification for anything I want to do to you.

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Nyet  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:49:23pm

re: #260 Ming5000

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:49:38pm

re: #262 i(m)p(each)(again!)sos

A note of thanks amidst the chaos. The Lizard crew here is often the only thing keeping me anywhere close to sane as we watch our nation get ripped apart. I’m so grateful to Charles for keeping it that way, and to all of you who provide such a friendly group of spectators to share the action with.

Preach it.

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:50:06pm
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nines09  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:50:29pm

How far up your ass was it? And how many hands did it take to remove it?

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Ming5000  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:50:39pm

re: #265 Nyet

ok, deleted. thanks

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A Mom Anon  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:50:44pm

What’s the count on arrests since Wednesday? Besides the FBI, what other agencies would be involved in arrests of these traitors?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:51:12pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:52:09pm

re: #229 plansbandc

You guys? I don’t think we’re going to get tRump’s healthcare plan.

Give it 2 weeks.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:52:27pm

Although, frankly, I think Twitter and other social media SHOULD tell every single government that they won’t be their propaganda platforms. They should set up specific rules for state entities using their platforms for information-sharing purposes only.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:53:36pm
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nines09  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:54:46pm

Thread. Muthafukka is getting tagged

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jamesfirecat  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:54:49pm

Rarely do I root for big tech companies, but tonight I’m all go Ares Macrotechnology, go! Damien Knight for once I’d like to kiss rather than kick your deltaware ass!

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:55:18pm
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Teukka  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:56:20pm

Donald John Trump has been dealt a massive narcissistic injury, and the narcissistic rage which results may very well be homicidal.
I sure hope they have taken away his ability to launch nukes.
I sure hope they have taken away his ability to order military strikes.

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Nyet  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:56:24pm
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danarchy  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:57:10pm

re: #257 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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This is a much less big deal than apple. With apple if it is off the app store, that is it, no way to install it on your device(I absolutely hate this by the way), with android you can install from a package direct from the parler website or a number of 3rd party app stores.

This is one reason I will never buy an iPhone, I hate the idea of a company telling me what I can and can’t do with a device I paid $1000 for.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:58:31pm

re: #280 danarchy

This is a much less big deal than apple. With apple if it is off the app store, that is it, no way to install it on your device(I absolutely hate this by the way), with android you can install from a package direct from the parler website or a number of 3rd party app stores.

This is one reason I will never buy an iPhone, I hate the idea of a company telling me what I can and can’t do with a device I paid $1000 for.

Technically, you can do this with iOS apps; but it is a whole hell of a lot more complicated, and carries with it the risk of messing something up on your device. I have done it before, but it requires having a Macbook and Xcode.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:58:49pm

Milo, Spencer, Rage Furby, Trump. Lol

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EstebanTornado1963  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:58:57pm
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Charles Johnson  Jan 8, 2021 • 5:59:21pm
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PhillyPretzel  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:00:10pm

re: #284 Charles Johnson

They were raised in barns.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:01:04pm
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Sherlock Hound  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:01:27pm

re: #158 Ace Rothstein

One red hat in the video: “WE PAY THEIR SALARIES!!!! WE PAY OUR TAXES (I doubt that)!!!! AND WHAT DO WE GET???!!!! NOTHING!!!!!”

1. Clean drinking water.
2. The military you fetish.
3. Roads to drive on.
4. Education.
5. Social Security.
6. Medicare.
7. Cops that you love when they harass black folks.
8. Emergency services.

I wonder how many of these people are on SSI disability?

More than zero. There is a right-wing newspaper in the Boston area. I KNOW one of the columnists is in public housing, like me, and has no private income.

She’s a True American. I’m a parasite.

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Nyet  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:01:49pm

re: #183 Nyet

He’s being roasted in the comments too. I liked this one.

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jamesfirecat  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:02:20pm

re: #158 Ace Rothstein

One red hat in the video: “WE PAY THEIR SALARIES!!!! WE PAY OUR TAXES (I doubt that)!!!! AND WHAT DO WE GET???!!!! NOTHING!!!!!”

1. Clean drinking water.
2. The military you fetish.
3. Roads to drive on.
4. Education.
5. Social Security.
6. Medicare.
7. Cops that you love when they harass black folks.
8. Emergency services.

WHAT HAVE THE ROMANS EVER DONE FOR US?

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Nyet  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:02:25pm

re: #286 Dread Pirate Ron

Busy moving furniture.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:02:29pm

re: #267 jaunte

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Rage Furby, basically.

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Teukka  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:02:52pm

re: #284 Charles Johnson

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Florida Panhandler  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:03:48pm

re: #195 jaunte

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Tucker carlson can go suck on my rusty old moldy cocksack.

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Hecuba's daughter  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:03:52pm

re: #273 The Ghost of a Flea

Although, frankly, I think Twitter and other social media SHOULD tell every single government that they won’t be their propaganda platforms. They should set up specific rules for state entities using their platforms for information-sharing purposes only.

Maybe the reason Iran and other autocratic countries aren’t banned is that they are better at following Twitter’s terms of service than Trump?. Ahmadinejad gained a brief moment of fame in 2018 for commenting on Michigan football, a pretty benign tweet unless you are from Ohio. OTOH maybe Twitter isn’t as effective at monitoring accounts in other languages.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:04:03pm

re: #280 danarchy

This is a much less big deal than apple. With apple if it is off the app store, that is it, no way to install it on your device(I absolutely hate this by the way), with android you can install from a package direct from the parler website or a number of 3rd party app stores.

This is one reason I will never buy an iPhone, I hate the idea of a company telling me what I can and can’t do with a device I paid $1000 for.

It’ll still function until they get a new iPhone. Them it won’t work.

That happened with my favorite recipe app. As long as I don’t get a new phone it works.

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Nyet  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:06:17pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:06:58pm

re: #280 danarchy

This is a much less big deal than apple. With apple if it is off the app store, that is it, no way to install it on your device(I absolutely hate this by the way), with android you can install from a package direct from the parler website or a number of 3rd party app stores.

This is one reason I will never buy an iPhone, I hate the idea of a company telling me what I can and can’t do with a device I paid $1000 for.

But for casual users, if it’s not convenient they just won’t do it. That is probably most of the potential audience.

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IngisKahn  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:07:20pm

Has anyone been documenting how much of the capitol building was penetrated? It is a truly impressive maze of a building.

Image: US_Capitol_basement_floor_plan_1997_105th-congress.gif

Inspired me to model it in Minecraft :p
Almost done the basement of the old north wing…

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Skandal  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:07:41pm
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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:08:06pm

re: #299 Skandal

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BWAHAHAHAHA

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nines09  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:08:07pm

And the hits keep coming on hit radio WKRK…..Smooth listening….

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PrairieQueen  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:08:18pm
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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:08:30pm

Here are a few screen grabs from the video of possible zip-tie-guy, for mass distribution.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:09:36pm

re: #13 Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:09:38pm

Today’s Covid numbers, Missouri not reporting.

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Nyet  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:09:42pm

The Storm has always been us. ///

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Rightwingconspirator  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:10:14pm

re: #3 b.d. (We Won!)

Wow! Thank you Twitter!

And this is a beautiful rant.

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Nyet  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:12:01pm

You’re welcome.

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danarchy  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:13:29pm

re: #303 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Here are a few screen grabs from the video of possible zip-tie-guy, for mass distribution.

How about not mass distributing some guys image until you KNOW it is him? Maybe send a tip to the FBI or police if you are not sure. I listen to a podcast called the Murder Squad that tries to crowd source solving cold case files. They have a hard and fast rule that tips should be shared privately with them or sent directly to law enforcement. No sharing unconfirmed info publicly.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:13:45pm

re: #284 Charles Johnson

I realize I’m on a tear tonight, but…

…nobody wants to handle someone else’s shit, forcing someone to do so is a show of power.

An incredibly crude and basic one that in most situations just means you don’t care about social norms and have no empathy, but that’s all these people do with power—revel in how it allows them to feel schadenfreude.

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plansbandc  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:14:49pm
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Nyet  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:15:30pm

BTW, Garrison seems to associate Saturn with Biden/Dems. Any idea why?

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:16:12pm

re: #305 Dread Pirate Ron

Today’s Covid numbers, Missouri not reporting.

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New cases in Kentucky are approaching 5k per day, and next week the GOP controlled state legislature will probably pass a law causing the governor’s emergency measures to expire in 30 days.

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Nyet  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:16:36pm

re: #312 Nyet

BTW, Garrison seems to associate Saturn with Biden/Dems. Any idea why?

Some pseudooccult significance?

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:16:53pm

re: #312 Nyet

I hesitate to credit him with a Goya reference. Maybe it’s just vague signs and portents.

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:17:27pm

Saturn Devouring His Son
en.wikipedia.org

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Jack Burton  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:17:34pm

re: #303 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Here are a few screen grabs from the video of possible zip-tie-guy, for mass distribution.

That subdued Kryptec camo (it’s a very dark pattern that looks like snake scales) should be what to look for first, then further details to verify. I wouldn’t say it’s rare among them but uncommon yes.

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Teukka  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:17:38pm

In other news, it seems that the righties are moving to another app as they are being dumped by various other apps:

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Jack Burton  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:17:53pm

re: #312 Nyet

BTW, Garrison seems to associate Saturn with Biden/Dems. Any idea why?

The planet?

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nines09  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:18:22pm
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Sherlock Hound  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:19:00pm

re: #293 Florida Panhandler

Tucker carlson can go suck on my rusty old moldy cocksack.

Cucker Tarlson
///

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Rightwingconspirator  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:19:37pm

I heard one of the deaths in the capitol was a guy that accidentally tasered himself in the balls and had an instant heart attack?

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:20:19pm

re: #311 plansbandc

This is odd. I was just able to look up Parler and if I want (I don’t) download it.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:20:29pm

re: #322 Rightwingconspirator

except for the balls part…yes

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:20:36pm

re: #322 Rightwingconspirator

I heard one of the deaths in the capitol was a guy that accidentally tasered himself in the balls and had an instant heart attack?

Correct! If you’ve seen the image of Gun-toting Guy from Alabama, that’s him. In the Capitol, he had his guns tucked into his waistband. He accidentally triggered the taser, tased himself in the balls, had a heart attack and died.

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Jack Burton  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:20:58pm

re: #308 Nyet

Trump’s future platform “OrlyFans”

Sorry about the mental image.

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Florida Panhandler  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:21:03pm

re: #320 nines09

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Aka DDOS Central from state actors from around the world.

On a constant, permanent basis.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:21:24pm

re: #323 PhillyPretzel

This is odd. I was just able to look up Parler and if I want (I don’t) download it.

If you try, you can’t download it. Go ahead, it won’t work.

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:21:37pm

Taser, the essential accessory when you’re just exercising your rights of free speech and assembly.

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danarchy  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:22:03pm

re: #323 PhillyPretzel

This is odd. I was just able to look up Parler and if I want (I don’t) download it.

Apple gave the 244 hours to come up with a moderation plan.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:22:14pm

re: #325 thedopefishlives

Correct! If you’ve seen the image of Gun-toting Guy from Alabama, that’s him. In the Capitol, he had his guns tucked into his waistband. He accidentally triggered the taser, tased himself in the balls, had a heart attack and died.

First Darwin Award nominee of 2021.

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:22:18pm

re: #328 NO SMOCKING GUN!

I do not want it. Heck I am not a twitter person.

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Rightwingconspirator  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:22:21pm

re: #325 thedopefishlives

Correct! If you’ve seen the image of Gun-toting Guy from Alabama, that’s him. In the Capitol, he had his guns tucked into his waistband. He accidentally triggered the taser, tased himself in the balls, had a heart attack and died.

If you don’t see any more posts from me ever? Understand that I just died laughing.

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plansbandc  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:22:26pm

Someone added the most excellent and appropriate music. :D :D

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:22:32pm

re: #324 The Ghost of a Flea

except for the balls part…yes

Did that get corrected later? Every report I’ve read has suggested he did, in fact, hit himself in the family jewels.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:23:04pm

re: #331 NO SMOCKING GUN!

First Darwin Award nominee of 2021.

Unfortunately from a Darwin Award perspective, he left behind a family with children, so had already reproduced.

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nines09  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:23:38pm

re: #322 Rightwingconspirator

Yes. This hard guy. Trying to steal a Tip O’Neill portrait. Too good.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:24:22pm

re: #332 PhillyPretzel

I do not want it. Heck I am not a twitter person.

Believe me, I know. I spent weeks in that cesspool promoting a boycott of the Georgia Senate runoffs by “Patriots”

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:24:39pm
340
The Ghost of a Flea  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:24:39pm

re: #329 jaunte

FREE SPEECH ZIP TIES

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EPR-radar  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:24:43pm

re: #312 Nyet

BTW, Garrison seems to associate Saturn with Biden/Dems. Any idea why?

In Roman mythology Jupiter kills his father Saturn to replace him as king of the gods. So if Garrison is associating Trump with Jupiter, the pieces all line up neatly for fairly standard right wing bullshit.

342
nines09  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:25:39pm

And to put the cherry on the sundae we have…

343
The Ghost of a Flea  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:25:47pm

re: #335 thedopefishlives

I’ve seen it repeated and also seen people say it’s exaggeration.

Then again, I’ve also seen that this happened while he was trying to steal a portrait, so who the fuck knows.

344
Florida Panhandler  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:25:49pm

re: #331 NO SMOCKING GUN!

First Darwin Award nominee of 2021.

Only 2021 awards?

I give this one the all-time history of the Universe Darwin Award.

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plansbandc  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:25:54pm

re: #334 plansbandc

Although, IMO, Crazy Climber music would be more appropriate. :D

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:26:05pm

re: #342 nines09

And to put the cherry on the sundae we have…

[Embedded content]

And there’s the hat trick.

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Nyet  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:26:13pm

I wondered what the two planets signified here and hypothesized that they symbolize the Ds and the Rs that the True Patriots should literally shoot.

Saturn in the pic below confirms this IMHO. Also note the actual attribute of Saturn-Cronos as the god of time.

348
Teukka  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:26:57pm

Another Trump sockpuppet (not IwriteOK, but the user he screencapped):

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:27:13pm

re: #343 The Ghost of a Flea

I’ve seen it repeated and also seen people say it’s exaggeration.

Then again, I’ve also seen that this happened while he was trying to steal a portrait, so who the fuck knows.

I’m sure it’ll be clear once the coroner’s report comes out. Until then, I’m going to laugh.

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Jack Burton  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:27:15pm

re: #342 nines09

And to put the cherry on the sundae we have…

[Embedded content]

Snek was stepped on.

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teleskiguy  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:27:46pm

He’s logged on to the Team Trump account.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:28:34pm

re: #342 nines09

And to put the cherry on the sundae we have…

[Embedded content]

Another Darwin Award candidate due to the rich irony of her death.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:28:39pm

re: #351 teleskiguy

He’s logged on to the Team Trump account.

[Embedded content]

How long is that going to last? Think Junior, I’m Eric or Ivanka Getdafuckouttahere are going to share their accounts?

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:28:46pm

If there wasn’t a “tasering your own nutsack” on Pornhub there will be shortly.

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EPR-radar  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:28:48pm

re: #351 teleskiguy

I expect Twitter will deal with this in the next few minutes.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:29:03pm

re: #354 Barefoot Grin

If there wasn’t a “tasering your own nutsack” on Pornhub there will be shortly.

Rule 34 of the Internet must be satisfied.

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Teukka  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:29:33pm

HEADS UP LIZARDIM!

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:29:49pm
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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:30:01pm

re: #357 Teukka

Vanilla ISIS

I died laughing right there. I am ded.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:31:09pm
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Nyet  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:31:10pm

re: #354 Barefoot Grin

If there wasn’t a “tasering your own nutsack” on Pornhub there will be shortly.

That will also become slang, like Netflix and chill. “Let’s go taser each others balls”.//

362
jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:31:32pm

re: #357 Teukka

He’ll keep trying to set off a civil war before he’s done.

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Teukka  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:32:17pm

re: #359 thedopefishlives

I died laughing right there. I am ded.

Y’all Qaeda. *tehee*
Yeehawdies. *snicker*
Tealiban. *rolls on floor laughing*

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Belafon  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:32:39pm

re: #280 danarchy

This is a much less big deal than apple. With apple if it is off the app store, that is it, no way to install it on your device(I absolutely hate this by the way), with android you can install from a package direct from the parler website or a number of 3rd party app stores.

This is one reason I will never buy an iPhone, I hate the idea of a company telling me what I can and can’t do with a device I paid $1000 for.

What percentage of people in your town/city could do that?

365
Teukka  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:33:05pm

I’m hearing chatter that 4chan and other image boards are getting canned by cloudflare… Can anyone confirm?

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PrairieQueen  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:33:20pm

re: #351 teleskiguy

Classic flounce. Classic.

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Nyet  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:33:29pm

oh rudy

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plansbandc  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:34:12pm
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Amory Blaine  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:34:13pm

re: #78 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

It’s a famous place for astronomy. One of the major observatories in the US was put there… a long time ago.

This important observatory is close to Chicago as well.

Yerkes Observatory

Yerkes Observatory (/ˈjɜːrkiːz/ YUR-keez) is an astronomical observatory located in Williams Bay, Wisconsin, U.S.A. It was operated by the University of Chicago Department of Astronomy and Astrophysics[2][3] from its founding in 1897 to 2020. Ownership was transferred to the non-profit Yerkes Future Foundation (YFF) in May, 2020.

The observatory, sometimes called “the birthplace of modern astrophysics”, was founded in 1892 by astronomer George Ellery Hale and financed by businessman Charles T. Yerkes.[4] It represented a shift in the thinking about observatories, from their being mere housing for telescopes and observers, to the early-20th-century concept of observation equipment integrated with laboratory space for physics and chemistry analysis.

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2020 Blue Wisconsin  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:34:18pm

re: #351 teleskiguy

This account hopping to rage vent would be laughably pathetic if it wasn’t for the frightening fact that 74 MILLION people thought this sociopathic man-child deserved a second term as the head of the United States government.

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:34:51pm

Ben Garrison’s account got banned too.

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EPR-radar  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:35:17pm

re: #362 jaunte

He’ll keep trying to set off a civil war before he’s done.

From Trump’s insanely selfish point of view, this is a no brainer.

If there is law and order, he’s out on his ass on Jan 20.

Therefore he will be a pure agent of chaos between now and then, since for him any chance of retaining power is better than no chance of retaining power.

That’s why I’m disappointed in the speed with which the House is acting. Articles of impeachment should already have been passed by the House to put McConnell and Senate Republicans on the spot as soon as possible.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:35:50pm

Top news on Asahi Shinbun (online of the Asahi newspaper, the NYT of Japan): “Trump has been banned from Twitter”.

asahi.com

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Skandal  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:36:13pm
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The Ghost of a Flea  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:36:22pm

re: #349 thedopefishlives

I’m sure it’ll be clear once the coroner’s report comes out. Until then, I’m going to laugh.

I’m not really able to laugh.

Not because the tragedy of all men or anything…it’s more like that everything these people do is pathetic and petty, but there’s so much malice involved that I’m just relieved when they fuck up bad enough they disable themselves.

They’re not theater. They’re people so fucking gross and cruel and in such a hurry to do antisocial things that they pratfall in the process of being murderous and larcenous and rapey.

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gwangung  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:37:01pm

re: #372 EPR-radar

From Trump’s insanely selfish point of view, this is a no brainer.

If there is law and order, he’s out on his ass on Jan 20.

Therefore he will be a pure agent of chaos between now and then, since for him any chance of retaining power is better than no chance of retaining power.

That’s why I’m disappointed in the speed with which the House is acting. Articles of impeachment should already have been passed by the House to put McConnell and Senate Republicans on the spot as soon as possible.

Apparently, to act immediately, they needed unanimous asset to meet over the weekend.

Republicans have already objected. So, Monday is ASAP.

377
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:37:51pm
378
b.d. (We Won!)  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:38:37pm

re: #371 jaunte

Ben Garrison’s account got banned too.

lol, nice.

379
PrairieQueen  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:38:41pm

re: #357 Teukka

Time for Fuck Around And Find Out. Armed marches are going to get really messy and nobody is going to be firing warning shots. If they think McVeigh-flavored insurrection will change the vote, they’re sorely mistaken. They can die like any other terrorist.

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Florida Panhandler  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:39:00pm

re: #365 Teukka

I’m hearing chatter that 4chan and other image boards are getting canned by cloudflare… Can anyone confirm?

As far as I am concerned anyone hosting or directly enabling these various notorious chan boards, Parler and their ilk are complicit in a Declaration of War against the United States, complicit in the planned murder of US officials and open to every proper Military and Legal action under the Sun.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:39:10pm

re: #375 The Ghost of a Flea

I’m not really able to laugh.

Not because the tragedy of all men or anything…it’s more like that everything these people do is pathetic and petty, but there’s so much malice involved that I’m just relieved when they fuck up bad enough they disable themselves.

They’re not theater. They’re people so fucking gross and cruel and in such a hurry to do antisocial things that they pratfall in the process of being murderous and larcenous and rapey.

[Embedded content]

I can understand that. I liken it to a moment of comic relief. The method of this man’s death is humorous and ironic. However, he was still a terrorist who was trying to steal property from within the halls of one of the most sacred places in American history. I can appreciate the humor in that moment, but in the main, it is a sobering reminder of all that is fucked up on the right in this country.

382
Amory Blaine  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:39:22pm

Everyone on Twitter right now

Step Brothers - So much space! For Activities!

383
Teukka  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:39:31pm
384
teleskiguy  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:39:51pm

re: #351 teleskiguy

Aaand… @TeamTrump has been suspended.

385
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:40:09pm
386
Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:40:22pm

re: #277 (((Archangel1)))

Even Khameini gets some of his tweets deleted, Miss Lindsey.

387
Teukka  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:40:32pm

re: #383 Teukka

[Embedded content]

388
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:41:19pm
389
teleskiguy  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:41:22pm

All this shit is happening on Twitter, and I’m in timeout.

Giphy

390
nines09  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:41:41pm

And the hits keep coming at smooth listening WKRK.
KRK! MU……SIC!

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thedopefishlives  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:41:45pm

re: #389 teleskiguy

All this shit is happening on Twitter, and I’m in timeout.

[Embedded content]

This, right here, is your real punishment.

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2020 Blue Wisconsin  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:42:44pm
393
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:43:26pm
394
Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:43:44pm

re: #280 danarchy

This is one reason I will never buy an iPhone, I hate the idea of a company telling me what I can and can’t do with a device I paid $1000 for.

I’ve been an Android user going all the way back to the first Android phone (T-Mobile G1), but these days when it comes to support Apple will keep your phone patched for a longer period of time than even Google’s own phones.

395
jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:44:19pm
396
Nyet  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:44:44pm

The Game of Whackatrumps.

397
PrairieQueen  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:44:45pm
398
Teukka  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:45:01pm
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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:45:47pm
400
mmmirele  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:46:08pm

Fencing went up around the Arizona state capitol today, which is located in Phoenix.

azcentral.com

This is probably why:

They’re not taking any chances.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:46:39pm
402
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:46:57pm
403
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:47:28pm
404
(((Archangel1)))  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:47:47pm

Bwhahahahaha!

405
Teukka  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:48:41pm

406
Dread Pirate Ron  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:49:22pm
407
PrairieQueen  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:50:28pm
408
The Ghost of a Flea  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:51:01pm

re: #375 The Ghost of a Flea

That Q shaman dude is a good example of what freaks me out.

The costume is…stupid, lurid, camp. He is ostentatious and preening and dumb.

But if it weren’t for the costume, he’s large man that likes going out in public and saying frightening and upsetting things (and yeah he’s literally shouting about sex with kids, which is a thing I think he specifically enjoys doing)…very, very, loudly, in a way that everybody around him isn’t just embarrassed or uncomfortable, but actively braced for the moment he does something violent or even murderous. And he is very clearly having a great time doing it. That is deeply antisocial, and the clear enjoyment he derives from it…not “the message” he’s delivering, but the process of upsetting people…speaks to impulses that are sadistic and psychopathic.

All these people, even the ones that are out of shape and dumb-looking and say dumb things…they’re filled with incredibly ugly thoughts, and we’ve only seen the surface stuff that they feel safe expressing as they’re part of a mob. What they hold deeper, what they’d do given time and complete license…well, in my experience it’s sadistic and rapey, because the direct follow-up to their “we demand everything” politics is a deeper-seeded entitlement to do what they want with other people’s bodies.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:51:23pm

re: #385 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

[Embedded content]

Well that guy is in deep Doo Doo. Guns in DC will be the least of his problems.

Good.

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Florida Panhandler  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:51:26pm

re: #401 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

[Embedded content]

The world should realize that any entity that hosts a Donald Trump platform should be considered as a Military threat to the United States of America, its government offficials, and most of the population inside America…..and treated as such.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:51:57pm

re: #375 The Ghost of a Flea

I’m not really able to laugh.

Not because the tragedy of all men or anything…it’s more like that everything these people do is pathetic and petty, but there’s so much malice involved that I’m just relieved when they fuck up bad enough they disable themselves.

They’re not theater. They’re people so fucking gross and cruel and in such a hurry to do antisocial things that they pratfall in the process of being murderous and larcenous and rapey.

[Embedded content]

There is no political, moral, or ethical context in which tasering your own balls is not funny.

412
Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:52:12pm

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Jack Burton  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:52:40pm

I expect to see Twitter accounts from John Barron, John MIller, David Dennison, and Joe Bethersonton (“I’m a Citizen”) any minute now.

414
(((Archangel1)))  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:53:12pm
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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:55:19pm
416
The Ghost of a Flea  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:55:58pm

re: #411 Decatur Deb

There is no political, moral, or ethical context in which tasering your own balls is not funny.

haha fair point.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:56:03pm

re: #390 nines09

And the hits keep coming at smooth listening WKRK.
KRK! MU……SIC!

[Embedded content]

I honestly thought that CEO was gonna slide.

That’s excellent news. Now, prison.

418
Teukka  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:56:22pm

Double whammy time:

gintama 112 Tama’s Song

419
Dread Pirate Ron  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:56:38pm
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Florida Panhandler  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:58:26pm

re: #419 Dread Pirate Ron

[Embedded content]

Suckwald says what? Does anyone even listen to this utterly average non-entity anyway?

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teleskiguy  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:58:34pm
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EPR-radar  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:59:20pm

re: #419 Dread Pirate Ron

Glenn Greenwald needs to fuck himself with a nail bat.

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2021 • 6:59:34pm
424
EPR-radar  Jan 8, 2021 • 7:00:45pm

re: #423 jaunte

Groups of wonderful people don’t shit on the floors of places they break into. Among many other things.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 8, 2021 • 7:00:58pm

After the last couple days, I’m trying to mellow out a bit.
This is my third attempt today to watch Maximum Overdrive

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Jack Burton  Jan 8, 2021 • 7:02:02pm

re: #419 Dread Pirate Ron

[Embedded content]

Glenn Greenwald: You stood up to be counted with the enemies of everything democracies stand for, who gives a damn what you think!

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b.d. (We Won!)  Jan 8, 2021 • 7:03:34pm

re: #420 Florida Panhandler

Suckwald says what? Does anyone even listen to this utterly average non-entity anyway?

If people were listening to Greenwald then he wouldn’t have to unlock the article for anyone to know it exists.

428
NO SMOCKING GUN!  Jan 8, 2021 • 7:05:10pm

re: #403 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

[Embedded content]

So no trial until after Trump leaves office, but if it’s successful, Trump is permanently barred from holding any federal office.

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Florida Panhandler  Jan 8, 2021 • 7:08:12pm

re: #426 Jack Burton

Glenn Greenwald: You stood up to be counted with the enemies of everything democracies stand for, who gives a damn what you think!

Every time I see the name Glenn Greenwald I can’t help but think of the TOS Star Trek episode “Cloud Minders” where a city of elites floats in the sky while the lowly miners suffer and toil in misery providing the riches that the city dwellers enjoy.

I wonder why?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 8, 2021 • 7:08:44pm

re: #403 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Is bet that the majority of Republicans like pence’s way more than trump.

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Florida Panhandler  Jan 8, 2021 • 7:12:33pm

re: #430 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Is bet that the majority of Republicans like pence’s way more than trump.

Pence and McConnell may be arranging an inside deal with Republicans for the ‘24 run as to who gets which Dept upon a Pres. Victory .. in order to the Removal vote necessary.

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austin_blue  Jan 8, 2021 • 7:15:04pm

re: #312 Nyet

BTW, Garrison seems to associate Saturn with Biden/Dems. Any idea why?

Odd. I associate Uranus with Garrison.


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