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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:42:42am

Bring them all to justice.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:45:10am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:46:05am

re: #2 Dr Lizardo

Not getting his military parade I take it.

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lawhawk  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:46:58am

re: #2 Dr Lizardo

He was trying to go out with all the pomp and circumstance that USG could muster - AF1, band, 21 gun salute, etc.

He leaves as the most corrupt, incompetent, and twice impeached, facing prosecutions and investigations in multiple jurisdictions, and no locality wants to host him or his family. He’s a pariah and turned the nation into one.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:48:05am

re: #3 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Not getting his military parade I take it.

Fucking hell.

He will be sent off with a departure ceremony at Joint Base Andrews, according to a person familiar with the planning who spoke on condition of anonymity because Trump’s plans have not been formally announced. Officials are considering an elaborate event that would have the feel of a state visit, with a red carpet, color guard, military band and 21-gun salute all being discussed.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:48:49am

re: #2 Dr Lizardo

He’s going to Mar-A-Grifto I suspect.

But at least this confirms what we all suspected: Trump is a pussy and wuss who ultimately will NOT try to barricade himself in the Oval office or do similar crazy shit.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:49:14am

re: #3 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

re: #4 lawhawk

Yeah, the would-be Generalissimo getting his send-off.

Bye, Donnie.

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makeitstop  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:49:28am

re: #2 Dr Lizardo

AP source says President Trump will leave Washington, D.C., on Wednesday morning, before Joe Biden’s inauguration.

What a baby.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:49:42am

re: #6 Eclectic Cyborg

He’s going to Mar-A-Grifto I suspect.

I wonder if the City of Palm Beach is finally going to call him on his shenanigans, since he’s been breaking their agreement with him for years.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:49:51am

re: #6 Eclectic Cyborg

He’s going to Mar-A-Grifto I suspect.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s where he’ll go.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:50:12am

re: #6 Eclectic Cyborg

He’s going to Mar-A-Grifto I suspect.

That’ll be interesting as he’s not supposed to live there. Let’s see how the city manages that.

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nines09  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:50:15am

If Trump really wants a military sendoff he can have one.
How about an official US Military firing squad?

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Belafon  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:50:25am

re: #2 Dr Lizardo

The funny thing is, cameras will all be focused on the inauguration specifically to see if the people he’s incited will try to do anything. He’s created the conditions for people to ignore him.

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Kilroy was here  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:51:53am

facebook.com
surfing sea lion.. awesome.

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makeitstop  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:51:54am

I’m happy to see that Pelosi has appointed Russel Honore to review the Capitol Police.

He won’t be afraid to break his foot off in someone’s ass if need be.

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darthstar  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:51:58am

Got a wedding in 10 minutes. 10am West coast time - one bride’s mom lives in Switzerland and the other is from England, so they’re going virtual…a truly global event!

Dixie Cups - Chapel of Love

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lawhawk  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:54:05am

re: #13 Belafon

This is the most hilarious part of it. He thinks people are going to pay attention to him? He’s done. Kaput. Toast. Media will be focused entirely on DC and Biden on the 20th. They will not watch Trump, though I’m sure Fox will do split screen.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:54:35am

re: #3 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Not getting his military parade I take it.

Will he release his healthcare plan before he departs?

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:55:15am

re: #13 Belafon

The funny thing is, cameras will all be focused on the inauguration specifically to see if the people he’s incited will try to do anything. He’s created the conditions for people to ignore him.

True enough - and frankly, I really don’t give a single, solitary shit about Trump’s sendoff. And I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:55:36am

re: #18 Dr. Matt

Will he release his healthcare plan before he departs?

Two weeks.

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PrairieQueen  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:55:46am

re: #17 lawhawk

This is the most hilarious part of it. He thinks people are going to pay attention to him? He’s done. Kaput. Toast. Media will be focused entirely on DC and Biden on the 20th. They will not watch Trump, though I’m sure Fox will do split screen.

Count the minutes until he’s a regular on Fox, stirring up more shit and making insanity a regular feature.

I hope his passport is revoked soon, and he’s arrested.

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darthstar  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:56:17am
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lawhawk  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:56:59am

re: #18 Dr. Matt

Tax returns.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:57:16am

re: #11 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

That’ll be interesting as he’s not supposed to live there. Let’s see how the city manages that.

I’ll bet he lives there anyway. The city won’t take any action to stop him.

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b.d. (Be Best!)  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:57:47am

re: #2 Dr Lizardo

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BREAKING: AP source says President Trump will leave Washington, D.C., on Wednesday morning, before Joe Biden’s inauguration.

If Trump is in the air when Biden takes the oath then Joe should instruct the plan to land immediately and Donald can hoof it the rest of the way.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:57:57am

re: #20 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Two weeks.

I hope we hear one more “sir” story before he departs.

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makeitstop  Jan 15, 2021 • 9:58:09am

re: #17 lawhawk

This is the most hilarious part of it. He thinks people are going to pay attention to him? He’s done. Kaput. Toast. Media will be focused entirely on DC and Biden on the 20th. They will not watch Trump, though I’m sure Fox will do split screen.

OAN and Newsmax will go wall-to-wall with it, probably.

But as Stern always used to say, I could probably yell out the window and reach more people.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:00:14am

re: #18 Dr. Matt

Will he release his healthcare plan before he departs?

The kraken ate it.

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PrairieQueen  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:01:44am

re: #28 Decatur Deb

The kraken ate it.

Speaking of, does anyone know if Sidney Powell has filed a response to Dominion yet?

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:05:17am

Going on a white supremacist propaganda show to say you didn’t want to be part of the white supremacist insurrection at the Capitol is not convincing.

It may score him some wingnut welfare from some GoFundMe alternative with no standards, but there are a lot of insurrectionists begging for help at the same time.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:05:32am
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Orange Impostor  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:07:11am

Interesting scenario - since Trump will undoubtedly fly out on a government aircraft (historically this has been Air Force One) - what are the odds that he attempts to divert the flight to some location that he feels would be out of the reach of the FBI or other law enforcement agencies? And would those attempts be summarily denied as he would not have any executive authority as ex-President?

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Dragonomics  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:09:01am

Osama bin Laden got a military send off to the bottom of the Atlantic, but I wouldn’t wish that for Trump. The hagfish might get sick.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:09:35am

re: #24 Charles Johnson

I’ll bet he lives there anyway. The city won’t take any action to stop him.

Probably depends on how far his neighbors are willing to push the issue and what kind of lawyers they can afford.

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b.d. (Be Best!)  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:10:22am

re: #32 Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!

Interesting scenario - since Trump will undoubtedly fly out on a government aircraft (historically this has been Air Force One) - what are the odds that he attempts to divert the flight to some location that he feels would be out of the reach of the FBI or other law enforcement agencies? And would those attempts be summarily denied as he would not have any executive authority as ex-President?

I would hope that those orders would be ignored. If he flew AF1 to Moscow then Putin would never give the plane back to us.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:10:46am

re: #34 Eclectic Cyborg

Probably depends on how far his neighbors are willing to push the issue and what kind of lawyers they can afford.

Possibly pretty quickly if the cult starts turning up there to cheer and worship their god.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:11:07am

re: #26 Dr. Matt

I hope we hear one more “sir” story before he departs.

I wouldn’t mind one more a few years now.

“So I’m standing there in my cell and this big guy comes up to me with tears in his eyes…”

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PrairieQueen  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:16:15am

Success stories like this from professional life coaches make me feel warm inside. It’s so motivating; a real roll up the sleeves and git ‘er done feeling.//

“You can never cancel Jenna Ryan,” she wrote. However, by Monday, she said her publisher had canceled her self help book that was due out next month.

National Association of Realtors President Charlie Oppler issued a statement condemning her.

“The scenes we are watching unfold as a nation are shocking and leave us in disbelief,” Oppler said. “America’s largest trade association stands with our democracy and our nation’s centuries-old observance of peaceful protests and the peaceful transfer of power. What happened today at the U.S. Capitol was an assault on both.”

She’s waiting to be the most successful realtor in Texas, right after it secedes.

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A hollow voice says Plugh (says it all)  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:17:55am

re: #32 Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!

Interesting scenario - since Trump will undoubtedly fly out on a government aircraft (historically this has been Air Force One) - what are the odds that he attempts to divert the flight to some location that he feels would be out of the reach of the FBI or other law enforcement agencies? And would those attempts be summarily denied as he would not have any executive authority as ex-President?

Don’t planes have to file flight plans?

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:18:17am
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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:19:42am
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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:20:06am

re: #39 A hollow voice says, 25th my ass, impeach!

Don’t planes have to file flight plans?

Yes, and the FAA frowns VERY highly on any deviation from said flight plan. If you’re diverting anywhere, you call the ground and it had better be an emergency, or you will have F-16’s in the air after you.

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PrairieQueen  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:22:37am

re: #35 b.d. (We Won!)

I would hope that those orders would be ignored. If he flew AF1 to Moscow then Putin would never give the plane back to us.

I kinda doubt he’s going to hijack a plane to Russia, but if he is that insane, shoot the MF out of the air. We can build more planes.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:24:17am

I got a seven day timeout on Twitter for responding to the “Melania wont meet with Jill Biden” by saying “Good. Keep that skanky witch and her equally skanky husband away from the Bidens”.

Are you fucking kidding me?

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Sherlock Hound  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:25:22am

re: #43 PrairieQueen

I kinda doubt he’s going to hijack a plane to Russia, but if he is that insane, shoot the MF out of the air. We can build more planes.

AF1, I believe, has midair refueling capabilities. Fortunately, this has to be coordinated, and White House staff are mostly distracted.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:25:37am

re: #44 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I got a seven day timeout on Twitter for responding to the “Melania wont meet with Jill Biden” by saying “Good. Keep that skanky witch and her equally skanky husband away from the Bidens”.

Are you fucking kidding me?

You aren’t the only one. Several friends got the 7 day slammer from @jerk, I mean @jack too. @jerk doesn’t like anyone who slanders Moronia…

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:26:06am

re: #45 Sherlock Hound

AF1, I believe, has midair refueling capabilities. Fortunately, this has to be coordinated, and White House staff are mostly distracted.

these are people who could not arrange busses to take rally supporters back in freezing weather…

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:26:30am

re: #43 PrairieQueen

I kinda doubt he’s going to hijack a plane to Russia, but if he is that insane, shoot the MF out of the air. We can build more planes.

Yep. And if memory serves me, the current planes were slated for retirement until the orange anus meddled in the contract because he thought they were to expensive.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:26:57am

re: #44 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I got a seven day timeout on Twitter for responding to the “Melania wont meet with Jill Biden” by saying “Good. Keep that skanky witch and her equally skanky husband away from the Bidens”.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Stupidity is expected from Twitter. Consider it a reward, and do something fun with the time it frees up.

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Sherlock Hound  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:27:19am

re: #47 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

these are people who could not arrange busses to take rally supporters back in freezing weather…

True, that!

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:27:26am

Holy shit

Federal prosecutors offered the most chilling description yet of rioters who seized the Capitol last week, writing in a new court filing that the intention was “to capture and assassinate elected officials,” CNN reports.

“The view was included in a memo seeking to keep Jacob Anthony Chansley, who rallied people inside the Capitol using a bullhorn, in detention. According to Capitol Police information included in the filing, Chansley was notable for his headdress, face paint and carrying of a six-foot spear.”

Wrote prosecutors: “Strong evidence, including Chansley’s own words and actions at the Capitol, supports that the intent of the Capitol rioters was to capture and assassinate elected officials in the United States government.”

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:30:17am

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:31:00am

re: #47 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

these are people who could not arrange busses to take rally supporters back in freezing weather…

Trump’s narcissism had already been fed. Those people were unimportant to the Trump team at that point.

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Belafon  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:33:13am

re: #45 Sherlock Hound

AF1, I believe, has midair refueling capabilities. Fortunately, this has to be coordinated, and White House staff are mostly distracted.

The new one doesn’t IIRC.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:34:24am

re: #54 Belafon

The new one doesn’t IIRC.

I don’t think they’re flying the new ones yet, are they?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:35:42am

re: #41 Charles Johnson

Also worth noting again that some black people are racist against their OWN KIND.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:37:18am

re: #45 Sherlock Hound

AF1, I believe, has midair refueling capabilities. Fortunately, this has to be coordinated, and White House staff are mostly distracted.

It can indeed refuel in midair.

This was actually used as a plot element in the Harrison Ford movie where AF1 gets hijacked.

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Belafon  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:37:27am

re: #55 thedopefishlives

I don’t think they’re flying the new ones yet, are they?

Probably not, but that would add one more hilarious thing if they were.

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PrairieQueen  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:37:46am

re: #44 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I got a seven day timeout on Twitter for responding to the “Melania wont meet with Jill Biden” by saying “Good. Keep that skanky witch and her equally skanky husband away from the Bidens”. Are you fucking kidding me?

Unlike wild allegations of election fraud Facebook has tolerated for months, your statement is actually at least 50% correct. That would mean that all post-surgical soft porn model golddiggers are skanks though, and I don’t believe that’s always true. So-called “porn hooker” Stormy Daniels, for example. Smart gal, sense of humor, doesn’t hide who or what she is. I wouldn’t put her in the same category as Melania.

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:40:38am

Froomkin/salon

there is so much going on these days. but what i keep coming back to is that if the capitol police had been anything close to properly mobilized, none of it would have happened.

there would have been a protest on january 6, not an insurrection. five people wouldn’t be dead. members of congress and capitol staff wouldn’t have been terrorized. donald trump wouldn’t be impeached.

all but for a still inexplicable decision made by who-knows-who.

because we still don’t know how it was allowed to happen.

….(snip)….

speaks to motive

i have tried to consider the possibility that it was just gross incompetence. but no one could really be that incompetent.

so at this point, in the absence of any other plausible explanations, it is more than reasonable to assume that the people making decisions about capitol police deployment that day felt kinship with the trump mob, and either were too racist to see the threat posed by trump supporters or looked the other way on purpose

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:42:41am

re: #57 Eclectic Cyborg

It can indeed refuel in midair.

****This was actually used as a plot element in the Harrison Ford movie **** where AF1 gets hijacked.

*** well that certainly nails it. ///

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:44:46am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:45:31am

re: #57 Eclectic Cyborg

This was actually used as a plot element in [a] Harrison Ford movie…

…so was a giant spherical boulder.

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A hollow voice says Plugh (says it all)  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:45:33am

re: #60 Dangerman

Froomkin/salon
i have tried to consider the possibility that it was just gross incompetence. but no one could really be that incompetent

Yes, yes they could. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. But the “they’re on our side” delusion surely helped their bad judgement (they were flying the blue lives matter flag, weren’t they?).

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lizardofid  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:45:59am

re: #58 Belafon

Probably not, but that would add one more hilarious thing if they were.

Talk about hilarious, what if they thought it did, and only mid-flight found out it didn’t.

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PrairieQueen  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:48:04am

re: #65 lizardofid

Talk about hilarious, what if they thought it did, and only mid-flight found out it didn’t.

It would be like the episode of WKRP when they dropped turkeys out of a plane believing they could fly.

WKRP “As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly” Thanksgiving

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:48:37am

Inside help

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b.d. (Be Best!)  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:50:10am
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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:51:09am

I do have to amend my statement somewhat. When military planes fly, the FAA generally isn’t involved other than a NOTAM (Notice to Airmen) that there are military planes operating in XYZ area, and to avoid that airspace lest you get intercepted. (Aside: If you are a pilot and you get intercepted, the proper response is to set your radio to the emergency frequency and do EXACTLY what they tell you. IMMEDIATELY.) If it was Air Force One, it could certainly re-route mid-flight, though this would raise a whole bunch of eyebrows in control towers across the country, and probably make a few people rather upset as they have to update the NOTAM and hope and pray any civilian traffic doesn’t get caught in the new flight path.

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makeitstop  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:54:03am

Excellent point here.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:54:42am

re: #68 b.d. (We Won!)

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They arrested her…and BOO FUCKING HOO her latest “self-help” book deal was cancelled!

thedailybeast.com

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:55:25am
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BlueSpotinAL  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:55:54am

re: #37 Eclectic Cyborg

I wouldn’t mind one more a few years now.

“So I’m standing there in my cell and this big guy comes up to me with tears in his eyes…”

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ericblair  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:56:07am

re: #69 thedopefishlives

I can’t find it now, but apparently Trump doesn’t want a government aircraft because he doesn’t want to ask Biden’s permission to travel in it after 12:01. Not sure about this, though.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:57:49am
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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:58:01am

re: #74 ericblair

I can’t find it now, but apparently Trump doesn’t want a government aircraft because he doesn’t want to ask Biden’s permission to travel in it after 12:01. Not sure about this, though.

Then in that case, my earlier statement would apply. Any attempt to divert would result in increasingly agitated calls from ground control, and a visit from his former friends in the Air Force out of the nearest air base if the pilot failed to comply. The pilot would probably lose his license.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 10:59:45am

Reload the page, and the text-only versions of embedded tweets now have a line that tells you when it’s a “quote tweet” - so you may want to click the render tweet button to see the full context.

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Nyet  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:01:28am

re: #77 Charles Johnson

Could this be made optional, to be set in the preferences?

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:03:08am
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Dr. Matt  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:03:09am

She/they want “unity” after they failed to overthrow the government. Imagine how that works.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:06:28am

re: #70 makeitstop

Excellent point here.

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Yeah, no reports of tRump going to inspect the bunker this time

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Dr. Matt  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:06:55am

re: #79 Charles Johnson

It’s almost like they are displaying some sort of privilege as they record themselves in the middle of a terrorist attack on the United States of America. 😐

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:07:25am
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Belafon  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:08:55am

re: #82 Dr. Matt

It’s almost like they are displaying some sort of privilege as their record themselves in the middle of a terrorist attack on the United States of America. 😐

They thought they would win.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:09:04am

re: #78 Nyet

Could this be made optional, to be set in the preferences?

You mean the “quoted” line? Why do you want to turn that off?

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darthstar  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:10:15am

re: #9 thedopefishlives

I wonder if the City of Palm Beach is finally going to call him on his shenanigans, since he’s been breaking their agreement with him for years.

He can go pitch a tent on Ivanka’s property until she gets the in-law unit built.

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Belafon  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:10:16am

re: #79 Charles Johnson

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I am loving the fact that the Mercer’s attempt to set up a way to recruit a white supremacist army is coming back to bite them all big time.

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b.d. (Be Best!)  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:11:07am

re: #80 Dr. Matt

She/they want “unity” after they failed to overthrow the government. Imagine how that works.

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She said the march happened in 2020 so the feds can add filing a false statement to the charges.

//

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:11:55am

If you want to always see embedded tweets in rendered form, scroll up to the top of the comments and set the checkbox labeled “Show embedded tweets.” This setting is remembered.

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:12:03am

re: #80 Dr. Matt

She/they want “unity” after they failed to overthrow the government. Imagine how that works.

[Embedded content]

You thought it would be peaceful?
The way those around you were dressed?
And talking?

Ok so you’re naive

Now explain who forced you into the building

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:12:47am

re: #90 Dangerman

Regarding this particular chick:

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BeachDem  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:13:46am

re: #80 Dr. Matt

She/they want “unity” after they failed to overthrow the government. Imagine how that works.

[Embedded content]

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darthstar  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:15:53am
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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:16:21am

re: #91 thedopefishlives

Regarding this particular chick:

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Lying is the first refuge of those who didn’t think they’d get caught

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:19:17am
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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:19:17am

Trump used these words 24 hours later, almost as if he’d written them himself

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:19:47am

re: #87 Belafon

I am loving the fact that the Mercer’s attempt to set up a way to recruit a white supremacist army is coming back to bite them all big time.

Oh it will be glorious to see Robert and RebeKKKah Mercer arrested and perp walked!

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Dr. Matt  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:20:58am

re: #84 Belafon

They thought they would win.

“The MAGA domestic terrorist attack WILL be television”
~MAGA 2021

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sagehen  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:21:05am

re: #42 thedopefishlives

Yes, and the FAA frowns VERY highly on any deviation from said flight plan. If you’re diverting anywhere, you call the ground and it had better be an emergency, or you will have F-16’s in the air after you.

I fly VFR; my flight plan is where I’m starting, where I’m ending and when, how many people on board, that’s about it. VFR flights are also forbidden to transit controlled airspace.

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garzooma  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:21:39am

re: #95 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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It really shouldn’t be up to a private company to police lies about an election, but here we are.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:22:03am
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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:22:16am

re: #99 sagehen

I fly VFR; my flight plan is where I’m starting, where I’m ending and when, how many people on board, that’s about it. VFR flights are also forbidden to transit controlled airspace.

Yes, but you’re not getting to Moscow flying VFR, I don’t think.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:24:53am

re: #102 thedopefishlives

Yes, but you’re not getting to Moscow flying VFR, I don’t think.

Maybe Glenn Greenwald is arranging for his pal to stay at a B&B in Rio…

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:25:58am

re: #101 Charles Johnson

Yep, I still remember your posts about all the crazy shit Glenn Beck was saying on Fox News back in 2010.

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jaunte  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:26:57am
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Mike Lamb  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:28:15am

re: #70 makeitstop

Excellent point here.

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It certainly puts to lie the bullshit “It was ANTIFA!”

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darthstar  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:30:23am
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darthstar  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:30:59am

re: #107 darthstar

Probably should name him Antifa.

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A hollow voice says Plugh (says it all)  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:31:28am

re: #90 Dangerman

You thought it would be peaceful?
The way those around you were dressed?
And talking?

Ok so you’re naive

Now explain who forced you into the building

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There was a clip floating around, in which we heard one of the organizers begging more people from the rally to join the insurrectionists attacking the Capitol — very far fewer than they would have wanted went along. If you’re a protester and not an insurrectionist, that was where you stopped.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:32:04am

Nurse fired for participating in pro-Trump Capitol riot — but she has no regrets: ‘I’d do it again tomorrow’

Lock. Her. Up.

Lori Vinson of Morganfield, Kentucky, has lost her job as a nurse after she posted videos to Facebook documenting her participation in the storming of the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6

14news.com

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darthstar  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:32:53am
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Belafon  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:34:04am

re: #110 🌹UOJB!

Nurse fired for participating in pro-Trump Capitol riot — but she has no regrets: ‘I’d do it again tomorrow’

Lock. Her. Up.

Lori Vinson of Morganfield, Kentucky, has lost her job as a nurse after she posted videos to Facebook documenting her participation in the storming of the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6

14news.com

I wonder if they allow inmates to serve as prison nurses.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:36:51am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:38:06am

Llpre: #110 🌹UOJB!

Nurse fired for participating in pro-Trump Capitol riot — but she has no regrets: ‘I’d do it again tomorrow’

Lock. Her. Up.

Lori Vinson of Morganfield, Kentucky, has lost her job as a nurse after she posted videos to Facebook documenting her participation in the storming of the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6

14news.com

It’s honestly sad how many people wasted their lives for Trump? Don’t confuse that with sympathy. It’s more “I hope Trump was fucking worth your freedom for.” He egged this shit on. Hopefully he will be held responsible for this.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:39:06am

re: #110 🌹UOJB!

Nurse fired for participating in pro-Trump Capitol riot — but she has no regrets: ‘I’d do it again tomorrow’

Lock. Her. Up.

Lori Vinson of Morganfield, Kentucky, has lost her job as a nurse after she posted videos to Facebook documenting her participation in the storming of the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6

14news.com

Someone very famous stated the following about the MAGA crowd: “…they are irredeemable, but thankfully they are not America”.

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lawhawk  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:39:07am

re: #105 jaunte

Ding ding ding. No effort to move him to Andrews or Camp David. No effort to get military to secure additional perimeter around the WH.

That’s because they fucking knew and were directing an insurrection against the Congress to overthrow and steal the election and overthrow the govt to keep Trump in power.

They were doing it from the WH.

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jaunte  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:39:10am
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lawhawk  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:40:04am
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lawhawk  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:41:04am
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jaunte  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:41:06am
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sagehen  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:41:43am

re: #101 Charles Johnson

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That’s the same Ali Soufan who nobody except John O’Neill would listen to about Bin Laden. Or about why torture wasn’t the most effective method of interrogation at Gitmo.

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:41:44am

re: #116 lawhawk

Ding ding ding. No effort to move him to Andrews or Camp David. No effort to get military to secure additional perimeter around the WH.

That’s because they fucking knew and were directing an insurrection against the Congress to overthrow and steal the election and overthrow the govt to keep Trump in power.

They were doing it from the WH.

he was watching it on tv making phone calls to senators
and the wrong one at that, if you recall
(he was tracking down tuberville and got mike lee instead)

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:43:18am

re: #114 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Llp

It’s honestly sad how many people wasted their lives for Trump? Don’t confuse that with sympathy. It’s more “I hope Trump was fucking worth your freedom for.” He egged this shit on. Hopefully he will be held responsible for this.

Happy, actions have consequences and those who appeared in DC to trigger a coup deserve their ruined lives. Show no mercy towards them—ever. Shame them, humiliate them, shun them, sanction them because they would have gladly picked up where Hitler left off.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:44:59am
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jaunte  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:46:36am
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🌹UOJB!  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:47:03am

Whodathunkit?

Parler GPS Data Shows Users Posting from Military Bases

vice.com

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Belafon  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:47:18am

re: #124 Dread Pirate Ron

I want the investigation big enough that people are scraping off their III% stickers out of fear.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:47:29am

re: #123 🌹UOJB!

Happy, actions have consequences and those who appeared in DC to trigger a coup deserve their ruined lives. Show no mercy towards them—ever. Shame them, humiliate them, shun them, sanction them because they would have gladly picked up where Hitler left off.

Oh for sure. There’s a lot of people I never want to hear from again.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:48:19am
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plansbandc  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:48:19am

re: #80 Dr. Matt

Enjoy the hoosegow, Jen.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:48:43am

re: #127 Belafon

I want the investigation big enough that people are scraping off their III% stickers out of fear.

OOPS those tattoos are hard to remove…

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Belafon  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:49:08am

re: #125 jaunte

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That’s why, in my letter to my conservative facebook friends, I told them that, in going after those involved, it is going to look like we’re going after the Republican party, but we’re not, no matter what their favorite TV channel says.

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plansbandc  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:51:08am

re: #95 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Enjoy the lawsuit.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:52:02am

re: #129 Charles Johnson

Other countries have passed bills that include recurring payments. Why the fuck isn’t anyone here proposing this idea?

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austin_blue  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:53:30am

Less a city than a jumped-up suburb, #49 on the list is best known for an amusement park and a very, very expensive sports-ball palace.

Covid -19 deaths passed 398,854 this morning on Worldometer, exceeding the estimated population of this city at the end of 2019:

google.com

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Nyet  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:56:36am

re: #85 Charles Johnson

You mean the “quoted” line? Why do you want to turn that off?

The partial tweet loading.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:56:58am

re: #122 Dangerman

he was watching it on tv making phone calls to senators
and the wrong one at that, if you recall
(he was tracking down tuberville and got mike lee instead)

That was Rudy who did that, not Trump.

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Belafon  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:58:04am

re: #135 austin_blue

From what I understand, the government actually considers the Metroplex to be the Dallas-Arlington-Fort Worth metropolitan area, but no one want to write DAFW.

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austin_blue  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:58:44am

And #48, needing no introduction, just joined the list.

Covid -19 deaths passed 399,700 early this afternoon on Worldometer, exceeding the estimated population of this city at the end of 2019:

google.com

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Belafon  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:58:56am

re: #136 Nyet

The partial tweet loading.

I think he’s replied, but there’s a checkbox at the top of the comments you can toggle. And the site remembers your selection.

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Nyet  Jan 15, 2021 • 11:59:36am

re: #89 Charles Johnson

If you want to always see embedded tweets in rendered form, scroll up to the top of the comments and set the checkbox labeled “Show embedded tweets.” This setting is remembered.

Gotcha.

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sagehen  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:00:19pm

Bill Maher is on tonight; I don’t think I have the stomach to listen to his TOLD’JA So’s…

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:00:58pm
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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:02:13pm

re: #132 Belafon

That’s why, in my letter to my conservative facebook friends, I told them that, in going after those involved, it is going to look like we’re going after the Republican party, but we’re not, no matter what their favorite TV channel says.

that fact that almost all the insurrectionists are also republicans is not the fault of anyone who is not an insurrectionist. and it doesnt mean republicans were targeted.

just like if facebook, twitter etc unleashed algorithms that id’d white supremacy and a bunch of those booted off were republicans too, is not the fault of anyone who is not a white supremacist. and it doesnt mean republicans were targeted,

(ok i drove around a little but i think i got there)

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:03:13pm

re: #143 Charles Johnson

I want Dominion’s lawyers to have a take no prisoners attitude and sue the fuck out of every last asshole and entity that lied about them.

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:03:53pm

re: #137 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

That was Rudy who did that, not Trump.

maybe rudy did too.

i’m talking about this

How President Trump misdialed Utah Sen. Mike Lee while the Capitol was under siege

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:03:55pm

re: #143 Charles Johnson

American Stinker.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:05:46pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:06:20pm

Wonkette law-splains the court case of the fraudster who tried to vote for his son in Pennsylvania. The defence is dumb, but the lawyer doesn’t have much to work with here.

Pennsylvania Vote-Frauder Guy Extra Super-Duper Stupid

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calochortus  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:06:36pm

Don’t know if this has been posted yet, but remember the vaccine stockpile that Azar said was going to be released to the states? There is no stockpile.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:07:43pm

When I started working on the new embedded tweet feature, I thought I would prefer to keep showing the fully rendered tweets.

But it’s so much faster in text-only mode that I’m leaving it that way.

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plansbandc  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:08:04pm

:D

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:08:48pm

re: #152 plansbandc

:D

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laterz!

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:08:59pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:12:28pm

re: #151 Charles Johnson

I like being able to pick the ones I want to see rendered.

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lawhawk  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:13:24pm

re: #127 Belafon

I want the investigation big enough that people are scraping off their III% stickers out of fear.

Sorry, but those fucking lunatics need to live with the criminal consequences of their actions. Goddamned Nazis and white supremacists don’t get to walk away and put on a fresh uni and blend in.

Inglourious Basterds - Final Scene & End Credits

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:15:19pm

re: #155 Eclectic Cyborg

I like being able to pick the ones I want to see rendered.

Loading the Tweets in a thread was terribly slow, even on my desktop PC with business class Internet. This solved the problem.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:15:55pm

400,000

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The Ghost of a Flea  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:17:14pm

re: #154 thedopefishlives

Like 70% of democracies are overthrown by the dumbest motherfuckers ever.

If you count all the ones overthrown by the CIA because “dictators will capitalism therefor no communism” it’s 95%.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:17:31pm
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Belafon  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:18:12pm

re: #156 lawhawk

Sorry, but those fucking lunatics need to live with the criminal consequences of their actions. Goddamned Nazis and white supremacists don’t get to walk away and put on a fresh uni and blend in.

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I’m talking about the ones that weren’t directly involved. It’s time to scare the people who thought they could just take over.

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stpaulbear  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:19:59pm

re: #129 Charles Johnson

In my understanding, it was always the deal that the $2000 included the $600, so if $2000 was approved we’d be getting a check for the difference - $1400.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:20:26pm

re: #154 thedopefishlives

Always Be Closing.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:22:57pm
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lawhawk  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:23:52pm

re: #129 Charles Johnson

I see that $2k and how some could be confused that it would be $2600 and not $2000. It all depends on your starting point.

The thing is that if you look at it as $2600, that comes down to all of $8.67 a day since March. ($2600 divided by 10 months and 30 days per).

The talk about $2000 total reduces that to all of $6.67.

We’re almost in the you can support a starving child in Africa for a few dollars a day territory. As a nation we are well and truly fucked when we’re more concerned about the cost of a relief plan to save people from losing their homes and businesses and more concerned that the tax breaks continue for billionaires and millionaires who have made out like bandits during the pandemic. The people hardest hit are also those least able to avoid the pandemic as essential workers doing jobs that can’t be done remotely. They can’t work at home; they have to go to work to stock shelves, clean businesses, etc.

Is this negotiating against themselves or just bad optics. I think it’s more the latter than the former. There’s enough info to say that they were always going to try and get to $2k, not $2,600. Either way, I think it’s still not enough support.

No matter what, the GOP will move to shrink the amount citing debt. Fuck ‘em. They made everything about the pandemic worse and the economy went into the shitter thanks to Trump and the GOP obstructionism. Ignore the calls for fiscal responsibility unless it’s met with: tax the income of those making $1million or more at 80% and let that include long term cap gains for good measure. That’ll put a dent in the debt.

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jaunte  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:23:56pm
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jaunte  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:25:26pm

And after you say it, we’ll say happy birthday, Ben.

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makeitstop  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:25:39pm

The first voice you hear on Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five’s groundbreaking hip hop track ‘The Message ’ is that of Duke Bootee, who co-wrote the song. Duke has passed away at the age of 69. RIP.

Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five - The Message (Official Video)

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:26:01pm
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raistuumum  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:28:08pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:28:11pm

re: #164 Charles Johnson

He knows his grift is dying. Good luck Ben. At least you’ll make a decent minimum wage even though you’ve railed it against your entire influencer career.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:30:12pm

re: #170 raistuumum

Two new states would be nice. Like most Americans I’ve never been witness to it. It’d be a good thing for the people of DC and PR- I assume most Puerto Ricans support statehood now.

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raistuumum  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:32:06pm

re: #172 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Indeed they do; a referendum last November has 52.52% in support of it.

en.wikipedia.org

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Belafon  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:32:11pm

re: #172 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Two new states would be nice. Like most Americans I’ve never been witness to it. It’d be a good thing for the people of DC and PR- I assume most Puerto Ricans support statehood now.

Their last referendum was over 50%.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:33:15pm

Ben Shapiro: “my liberal friends—they went to a different school and live in Canada so you wouldn’t know them.”

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:33:52pm

She’s had enough.

In an op-ed published at cnn.com this Friday, network anchor Alisyn Camerota said she’ll no longer interview Trump supporters, due to their penchant for conspiracy theories and disinformation.

cnn.com

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darthstar  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:33:58pm

re: #169 Charles Johnson

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:34:26pm

re: #173 raistuumum

Indeed they do; a referendum last November has 52.52% in support of it.

en.wikipedia.org

Thought so. Good to know.

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Belafon  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:34:49pm

re: #177 darthstar

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His parents couldn’t be bothered to show up.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:35:50pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:35:56pm

re: #157 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Loading the Tweets in a thread was terribly slow, even on my desktop PC with business class Internet. This solved the problem.

I never had a problem with it. You need my two-cans-and-a-string Internet provider which is seven hundred miles away, and an eight year-old laptop on which the letter Z key does not work and I have to type in the ALT code for it.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:36:11pm

re: #175 Barefoot Grin

Ben Shapiro: “my liberal friends—they went to a different school and live in Canada so you wouldn’t know them.”

I mean his whole schtick is being a pompous dick. Gee I wouldn’t want to acknowledge my friendship with a guy who is unhealthily bothered by transgender people and them having equal rights.

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darthstar  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:37:16pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:39:05pm
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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:39:39pm

re: #172 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Two new states would be nice. Like most Americans I’ve never been witness to it. It’d be a good thing for the people of DC and PR- I assume most Puerto Ricans support statehood now.

alaska and hawaii in my lifetime
i’m sure i had more pressing things to think about - i was 2 at the time

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:41:33pm

re: #185 Dangerman

alaska and hawaii in my lifetime
i’m sure i had more pressing things to think about - i was 2 at the time

Yeah and before that Arizona and New Mexico iirc.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:43:00pm

re: #164 Charles Johnson

“Born of woman?” That’s a call-out to phrasing in the Bible, specifically about the birth of Jesus (I guess the implication is if he has any friends, they aren’t Christians or something? Is he trying to compare himself to Jesus?)

(All verses ESV)

But when the fullness of time had come, God sent forth his Son, born of woman, born under the law, to redeem those who were under the law, so that we might receive adoption as sons.—Galatians 4:4-5

What is man, that he can be pure? Or he who is born of a woman, that he can be righteous?—Job 15:14

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makeitstop  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:43:46pm

You hate LOL to see it.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:44:25pm
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darthstar  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:44:27pm

This is funny…when the sister gets on FB and says, for all intents and purposes, “Start deleting this shit, asshole or you’re going to get arrested.”

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:44:37pm

re: #186 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Yeah and before that Arizona and New Mexico iirc.

1912. i’m not that old //

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:45:37pm

re: #188 makeitstop

You hate LOL to see it.

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all in all it’s just another brick falling out of the wall

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:45:46pm
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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:46:03pm

re: #188 makeitstop

You hate LOL to see it.

Makes me wonder if they’re finally going to call him on his many violations with the City of Palm Beach re: Mar-a-Grifto. If it were me, I’d want that plague-ridden traitor packed on the next 747 Freighter for Beijing, but maybe he actually paid them some money for once in his life.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:47:31pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:49:05pm

re: #185 Dangerman

alaska and hawaii in my lifetime
i’m sure i had more pressing things to think about - i was 2 at the time

I was born under the 49-star flag (Alaska had been admitted and the star added, but Hawai’i was after I was born).

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jaunte  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:49:12pm

re: #194 thedopefishlives

that plague-ridden traitor

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:50:21pm

re: #172 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Two new states would be nice. Like most Americans I’ve never been witness to it. It’d be a good thing for the people of DC and PR- I assume most Puerto Ricans support statehood now.

Let’s admit all the territories if they want it. The US Virgin Islands, Guam, American Samoa. Lets party like it’s the 1800’s again.

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Hecuba's daughter  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:50:41pm

re: #187 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

“Born of woman?” That’s a call-out to phrasing in the Bible, specifically about the birth of Jesus (I guess the implication is if he has any friends, they aren’t Christians or something? Is he trying to compare himself to Jesus?)

How about a reference to Macbeth, who was misled by the witches’ prophecy that “none of woman born” can harm him? Of course, later on, Macduff explained that he was “untimely” ripped from his mother’s womb — and so he was the one to finally dispatch Macbeth.

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Nyet  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:50:46pm

re: #189 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

We don’t have to guess who she voted for.

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darthstar  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:50:57pm

re: #189 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips
Narrator: She was, in fact, under arrest.

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Mattand  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:52:28pm

re: #80 Dr. Matt

She/they want “unity” after they failed to overthrow the government. Imagine how that works.

The amount of white privilige-fueled entitlement and hubris these people display is just staggering. You combine that with the willingness to kill for Trump? I’m failing to see how the MAGA mouth breathers are any different than Al Queda at this point.

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Nyet  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:53:12pm

re: #187 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

“Born of woman?” That’s a call-out to phrasing in the Bible, specifically about the birth of Jesus (I guess the implication is if he has any friends, they aren’t Christians or something? Is he trying to compare himself to Jesus?)

(All verses ESV)

But when the fullness of time had come, God sent forth his Son, born of woman, born under the law, to redeem those who were under the law, so that we might receive adoption as sons.—Galatians 4:4-5

What is man, that he can be pure? Or he who is born of a woman, that he can be righteous?—Job 15:14

Job 14:1 Man born of woman is of few days and full of trouble.

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:53:35pm

re: #189 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

[Embedded content]

george floyd didnt get so much deference
(i realize the first sheriff was waiting for assistance)
once he arrived they should have thrown her to the floor right there

yes, i have lost my tolerance
no - not with the asinine stuff she was spouting - i couldnt care less about that

she was actually physically resisting - refusing to ‘obey’ with his hands on her

you treat her exactly like you treat a guy selling loosies
or the one shot 7 times in the back
or the ones shot in their own apartments doing absolutely nothing wrong

it’s programmed into the cops thinking

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makeitstop  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:53:36pm

All this enjoyment has got to be harmful after a while, I just know it.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:54:09pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:54:36pm

Lre: #205 makeitstop

All this enjoyment has got to be harmful after a while, I just know it.

I really hope it’s the end for the conspiracy theory bullshit industrial complex.

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lawhawk  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:56:01pm

re: #207 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

L

I really hope it’s the end for the conspiracy theory bullshit industrial complex.

Nope. It’ll just mutate and incorporate all of this bulkshit into the next iteration. Because that’s how they roll.

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KGxvi  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:56:19pm

re: #172 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Two new states would be nice. Like most Americans I’ve never been witness to it. It’d be a good thing for the people of DC and PR- I assume most Puerto Ricans support statehood now.

Ignored in all the chaos that Trump caused after November, but there was a statehood referendum in Puerto Rico and it was 52.5-47.5 in favor. 55% turnout as well.

In 2016 the DC statehood referendum was 85-15.

They both should be made states.

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:56:22pm

re: #202 Mattand

The amount of white privilige-fueled entitlement and hubris these people display is just staggering. You combine that with the willingness to kill for Trump? I’m failing to see how the MAGA mouth breathers are any different than Al Queda at this point.

- color
and
- accidental location of birth

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lawhawk  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:57:18pm

Oh jeez… Trump’s vaunted USMCA with Mexico has already seen Mexico violate the deal and Trumpworld’s issuing threats again.

NAFTA 2.0 is off to a great start. /

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raistuumum  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:57:22pm

re: #198 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Here’s a very informative Twitter thread a few months ago about the political status of every territory:

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:58:11pm

re: #209 KGxvi

Ignored in all the chaos that Trump caused after November, but there was a statehood referendum in Puerto Rico and it was 52.5-47.5 in favor. 55% turnout as well.

In 2016 the DC statehood referendum was 85-15.

They both should be made states.

Yeah I knew about the PR referendum but it got lost in the chaos as you said. I hope it’s done. And I’d go to DC’s statehood celebration. I’ve spent a lot of time there.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jan 15, 2021 • 12:59:26pm

So I just saw on Facebook that an old Canadian friend that I haven’t seen in years, who’s always been weird, but well-meaning, is now a wingnut. Probably her husband’s influence.

I’m very glad that I did not sleep with her years ago when I had the chance, because this is sickening enough as it is.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:00:24pm

re: #189 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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She’s a member of…Al-Whine-a

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:02:32pm

re: #208 lawhawk

Nope. It’ll just mutate and incorporate all of this bulkshit into the next iteration. Because that’s how they roll.

That’s my worry. Watching Q become frankly the 21st century Protocols overnight was terrifying and the Big Lie about the election.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:05:11pm

Oh my Cthulhu!

The KKKaren KKKlan went to Nordstroms and deleted their accounts since the store terminated Ivanka Trump’s clothing line.

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Nyet  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:06:28pm

re: #217 🌹UOJB!

Kancel Kulture Klowns.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:06:58pm
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🌹UOJB!  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:07:28pm

Did The My Pillow Asshole just walk out of the Oval Office with his pardon?

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:07:29pm

re: #217 🌹UOJB!

Oh my Cthulhu!

The KKKaren KKKlan went to Nordstroms and deleted their accounts since the store terminated Ivanka Trump’s clothing line.

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No accounts? No accountin’ for taste!

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lawhawk  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:08:24pm

re: #217 🌹UOJB!

Oh dear… those folks will now have to go Off the Rack, Marshalls or TJ Maxx to get the same crap clothes with Ivanka’s mark on them at a significant markdown.

Really? They’re pissed that her clothing lines are getting the boot? This feels like an old story frankly given that her clothing business was already going to the clearance racks a few years back.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:09:19pm

re: #217 🌹UOJB!

Oh my Cthulhu!

The KKKaren KKKlan went to Nordstroms and deleted their accounts since the store terminated Ivanka Trump’s clothing line.

Nine children? She isn’t that old. Why do conservatives lie about everything?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:10:28pm

re: #220 🌹UOJB!

Did The My Pillow Asshole just walk out of the Oval Office with his pardon?

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:11:22pm
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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:15:30pm

re: #225 Charles Johnson

What an asshole.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:18:21pm

re: #204 Dangerman

george floyd didnt get so much deference
(i realize the first sheriff was waiting for assistance)
once he arrived they should have thrown her to the floor right there

yes, i have lost my tolerance
no - not with the asinine stuff she was spouting - i couldnt care less about that

she was actually physically resisting - refusing to ‘obey’ with his hands on her

you treat her exactly like you treat a guy selling loosies
or the one shot 7 times in the back
or the ones shot in their own apartments doing absolutely nothing wrong

it’s programmed into the cops thinking

As for the anti-maskers, when they come in with another person recording, it’s wingnut performance art (or they think they’re getting some kind of evidence).

The people who prosecute these fools need to start coming down hard. I’m not big on things like over-policing, but such people are a danger to society; I’d argue their actions amount to violence.

Trespass. Violating a health order. Resisting arrest. Illegal parking in a handicap spot. Everything they can get her for (and towing her car to the impound lot would be a nice touch).

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:21:53pm

I keep seeing this pop up over the last few days.

Based in Pennsylvania and Texas respectively, famous oblasts of Russia.

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Belafon  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:23:16pm

re: #228 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I keep seeing this pop up over the last few days.

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Based in Pennsylvania and Texas respectively, famous oblasts of Russia.

And why would Russian owned deter the people who want to use those sites?

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:24:07pm

re: #227 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

As for the anti-maskers, when they come in with another person recording, it’s wingnut performance art (or they think they’re getting some kind of evidence).

The people who prosecute these fools need to start coming down hard. I’m not big on things like over-policing, but such people are a danger to society; I’d argue their actions amount to violence.

Trespass. Violating a health order. Resisting arrest. Illegal parking in a handicap spot. Everything they can get her for (and towing her car to the impound lot would be a nice touch).

dont want to wear a mask? got a dumb ass excuse? made up a medical condition?
fine.
wear a face shield. there is no medical or comfort excuse not to.
don’t want to wear a face shield? don’t want to do anything?
ok, then out.

you’re endangering the health and welfare of everyone else in the place
you know, like if you licked the counter tops or pissed down your leg onto the floor

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:24:39pm

re: #228 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I keep seeing this pop up over the last few days.

Based in Pennsylvania and Texas respectively, famous oblasts of Russia.

Da comrade. Everyone know cheesesteak invented in Mother Russia!
///

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:27:14pm

“President-elect Joe Biden plans to use FEMA and the National Guard to build coronavirus vaccine clinics across the United States,” CNBC reports.

“The Biden administration will also ‘quickly jumpstart’ efforts to make the vaccines available at local pharmacies across the U.S., which should ensure that Americans have access to doses at facilities only miles from their home.”

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jaunte  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:27:32pm

“…Under immense pressure to achieve “intentionally unreasonable sales goals,” Wells Fargo employees created millions of fraudulent checking and savings accounts for the bank’s clients without their consent, according to the OCC. The scam allegedly began in 2002 and continued for the next 14 years, when a former branch manager came forward as a whistleblower.

“Respondent Strother and the law department he supervised were aware of the longstanding sales practices misconduct problem and did nothing meaningful to address it,” the OCC alleged. “Instead, respondent Strother and the law department were instrumental in maintaining the community bank’s business model that resulted in rampant criminal and legal violations.”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:27:39pm

Hmm.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:28:15pm

re: #187 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

“Born of woman?” That’s a call-out to phrasing in the Bible, specifically about the birth of Jesus (I guess the implication is if he has any friends, they aren’t Christians or something? Is he trying to compare himself to Jesus?)

(All verses ESV)

But when the fullness of time had come, God sent forth his Son, born of woman, born under the law, to redeem those who were under the law, so that we might receive adoption as sons.—Galatians 4:4-5

What is man, that he can be pure? Or he who is born of a woman, that he can be righteous?—Job 15:14

The first thing I thought of was Macbeth.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:28:45pm

re: #235 The Pie Overlord!

The first thing I thought of was Macbeth.

I thought of the Biblical phrasing, but not of Jesus. It’s a common refrain throughout the Bible to refer to mankind, or certain notable men.

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Sinistershade  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:28:53pm

re: #69 thedopefishlives

And not to beat this clearly ailing horse too much, Andrews to Moscow is well within the range of a fully fueled VC-25A (the planes most often used for AF-1 currently), though the shortest route would require permission to fly through Icelandic, Norwegian, Swedish, and Finnish airspace.

Whether the military officers piloting the plane would comply with such an order is another question. It also sets up the absurd situation where Trump is commander-in-chief when he gives the order at the start of the flight, but ceases to be anything but a private citizen somewhere en route, leading the pilots turn the plane around.

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sagehen  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:29:20pm

re: #150 calochortus

Don’t know if this has been posted yet, but remember the vaccine stockpile that Azar said was going to be released to the states? There is no stockpile.

Because there never was? Or because they sold it to preferred sources?

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darthstar  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:30:18pm

Copy/pasting from my comment on the previous thread because Joe fucking Biden said much of what I did, which can mean only one thing…HE’S A LIZARD PEOPLE!

Watch for ballparks to be used as vaccination centers in larger metropolitan areas. Incentivize companies to give employees paid time off (even hourly) for getting vaccinated. Expect companies to provide in office vaccination (I got a flu shot at one company when the CEO had a nurse come in and jab everyone in a single day). Send vaccination vans into rural areas…vaccinate schools of children (and their parents) at the same time. There are ways to get around bottlenecks if we’re willing.

I had to jump on a call at one but when he said setting up mobile vaccination labs I about shit myself…

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:31:11pm

re: #217 🌹UOJB!

Oh my Cthulhu!

The KKKaren KKKlan went to Nordstroms and deleted their accounts since the store terminated Ivanka Trump’s clothing line.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:31:38pm
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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:32:01pm

re: #239 darthstar

I would totally go into the office for two days if they were going to provide COVID vaccines. However, for working-from-home individuals of my age and relative lack of comorbidities, I ain’t gettin’ my shots until summer.

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Nyet  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:32:07pm

re: #228 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Mensch! *

* “In the literal sense, Mensch translates to mean ‘Human’. However; it is not always used in this way alone. It can also be an interjection in conversation, especially when something catches you off guard. It has also been adopted in day-to-day speech as a way of expressing surprise at a situation, positive or negative.”

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:33:11pm

I just ordered a new pair of shoes from Nordstrom.

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:35:06pm

re: #239 darthstar

Copy/pasting from my comment on the previous thread because Joe fucking Biden said much of what I did, which can mean only one thing…HE’S A LIZARD PEOPLE!

Watch for ballparks to be used as vaccination centers in larger metropolitan areas. Incentivize companies to give employees paid time off (even hourly) for getting vaccinated. Expect companies to provide in office vaccination (I got a flu shot at one company when the CEO had a nurse come in and jab everyone in a single day). Send vaccination vans into rural areas…vaccinate schools of children (and their parents) at the same time. There are ways to get around bottlenecks if we’re willing.

I had to jump on a call at one but when he said setting up mobile vaccination labs I about shit myself…

taking nothing from your prediction

most of the ideas we’ve come up with the last few years are reasonable and not that difficult to implement

they arise in contrast and response to the utter incompetence of the current admin - they’ve set the bar so freaking low

get a competent, political savvy president and a lot of things are quickly possible

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:36:21pm

On Mike Lindel leaving the White House with a sheaf of papers.

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:36:43pm

re: #244 The Pie Overlord!

I just ordered a new pair of shoes from Nordstrom.

i ordered two pair of running shoes from amazon
(Merrells and TSLAs if anyone cares)

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:36:56pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:37:18pm

re: #246 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Oops, wrong one. This one.

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Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:38:36pm

re: #241 Charles Johnson

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this is really real???????????

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:39:13pm

re: #249 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Oops, wrong one. This one.

Wait a minute, what the ACTUAL BEJESUSING FUCK?!?!

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PrairieQueen  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:40:24pm

re: #241 Charles Johnson

Pillow fights!

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Semper Fi  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:40:27pm

re: #247 Dangerman

i ordered two pair of running shoes from amazon
(Merrells and TSLAs if anyone cares)

Upding for Merrells because they also sell ‘wide toe.’

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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:41:18pm

re: #250 Dangerman

this is really real???????????

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Yes, it’s from WaPo photographer Jabin Botsford.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:41:32pm

re: #248 Charles Johnson

You know, the whole reason we have a President is because we were sick to death of kings. So Trump can just fuck off outta here with his delusions of grandeur.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:41:43pm

re: #250 Dangerman

this is really real???????????

This is the original photo from the pool reporter.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:42:04pm
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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:42:55pm

Can we remove him NOW???

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PrairieQueen  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:43:28pm

NRA Files Bankruptcy

The National Rifle Association of America files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in Texas on Friday, court papers show, Bloomberg News reports.

The NRA listed assets and liabilities of as much as $500 million each, according to its bankruptcy petition.

The group intends to restructure and reincorporate in Texas, according to a statement on its website.

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Nyet  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:44:01pm

re: #248 Charles Johnson

I don’t assume he actually met Trump; Cipollone et al. seem to be eager to isolate the Pimple even from Rudy. I read that last time Powell was seen leaving the WH she didn’t actually get to meet with the Trumpanzee.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:45:20pm

re: #260 Nyet

I don’t assume he actually met Trump; Cipollone et al. seem to be eager to isolate the Pimple even from Rudy. I read that last time Powell was seen leaving the WH she didn’t actually get to meet with the Trumpanzee.

One can only hope that he got to talk to a staffer who “filed a report” (straight into the circular file).

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:45:56pm

In case anyone needs to feel old

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Romantic Heretic  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:46:11pm

re: #74 ericblair

I can’t find it now, but apparently Trump doesn’t want a government aircraft because he doesn’t want to ask Biden’s permission to travel in it after 12:01. Not sure about this, though.

In short he thinks Biden is as petty as he is.

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stpaulbear  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:46:33pm

re: #248 Charles Johnson

This guy thinks he’s going to be welcome to run for governor in MN?

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b.d. (Be Best!)  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:46:59pm

re: #260 Nyet

I don’t assume he actually met Trump; Cipollone et al. seem to be eager to isolate the Pimple even from Rudy. I read that last time Powell was seen leaving the WH she didn’t actually get to meet with the Trumpanzee.

The fact that he walked back out of the Oval with the coup plan paperwork is probably a good sign……it needs to be subpoenaed too.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:47:32pm

re: #264 stpaulbear

This guy thinks he’s going to be welcome to run for governor in MN?

You underestimate the stupidity of our Republican brethren idjits. He might well make a run for it. I certainly wouldn’t expect him to win, though.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:48:32pm

re: #248 Charles Johnson

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makeitstop  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:48:56pm

Oh, will the good news ever end?

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PrairieQueen  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:49:39pm

re: #268 makeitstop

Oh, will the good news ever end?

But they’re coming back in Texas, so they’re doubling down on their bullshit.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:49:40pm

Lubbock can take pride that one its favorite local pastimes, dragging Tommy Tuberville, has gone global. (They’ll probably just be embarrassed though since Tater is a Republican and therefore immune to accountability.)

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:52:01pm

re: #268 makeitstop

Oh, will the good news ever end?

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It’s probably just them getting out of their debts, after the principals looted the business, so they can keep hurting America.

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PrairieQueen  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:53:12pm

re: #265 b.d. (We Won!)

The fact that he walked back out of the Oval with the coup plan paperwork is probably a good sign……it needs to be subpoenaed too.

Can you imagine being the Pillow Guys’ personal secretary that types that shit up for him on Word Perfect, pre-2000 version? You know damn well s/he does. Comic Sans and Wingdings for that extra something-something.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:55:27pm

re: #268 makeitstop

Oh, will the good news ever end?

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stpaulbear  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:55:40pm

re: #262 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

I remember being pretty amazed by the episode where one of Sgt. Esterhaus’s friends revealed that he was gay and attracted to the Sgt. and hoped it might be mutual. The Sgt. character had a bit of a gay panic, but I thought it was pretty well written.

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Sherlock Hound  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:55:45pm

re: #202 Mattand

The amount of white privilige-fueled entitlement and hubris these people display is just staggering. You combine that with the willingness to kill for Trump? I’m failing to see how the MAGA mouth breathers are any different than Al Queda at this point.

One of the MAGA groups is known as “The Base”.

“Al Qaeda” is “The Base” in Arabic.

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austin_blue  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:59:04pm

re: #275 Sherlock Hound

One of the MAGA groups is known as “The Base”.

“Al Qaeda” is “The Base” in Arabic.

What, you were hoping for Original Thinking?

Gedouttahere!

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Dave In Austin  Jan 15, 2021 • 1:59:20pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:01:35pm

re: #239 darthstar

I agree. And we can get jobs for a lot of people who are out of work by hiring them to help with vaccination logistics.

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EPR-radar  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:03:06pm

re: #277 Dave In Austin

Look what happens when a conservative propaganda outfit is seeing a business-ending legal judgment coming their way.

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William Lewis  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:04:09pm

re: #262 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

In case anyone needs to feel old

Only cop show since Adam-12 that I loved.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:06:48pm

re: #273 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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I got a feeling that AG Letitia James is gonna revoke the NRA’s charter!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:07:41pm
In addition to adding people ages 65 and older to the next phase of COVID-19 vaccine recipients, Nebraska state health officials also are working with health care systems to further define what high-risk medical conditions will be included.

Angie Ling, incident commander for the Nebraska Department of Health and Human Services, cautioned that the addition of those groups will add 400,000 or more people to the next vaccine group, a list it will take about four months to work through.

“Just know it will take time, so you need to be patient,” Ling said Thursday during a weekly vaccination update via Facebook Live. “We are very happy to see so many people want to get vaccine, and we will get you served just as soon as we can.”

(more)

Which medical conditions will put Nebraskans next in line for COVID vaccine? (Omaha World-Herald)

This will move my wife into the highest category, even though she is not yet sixty-five. That said, it’s still going to take some time.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:09:01pm

re: #280 William Lewis

Only cop show since Adam-12 that I loved.

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makeitstop  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:09:56pm

Suddenly, the MyPillow guy’s notes start to seem a lot less humorous.

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Alephnaught  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:10:34pm

re: #2 Dr Lizardo

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So I take it the 757 is not going to touch down on Jan 19th in Prestwick Airport as originally planned?

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Nyet  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:11:19pm

re: #284 makeitstop

Suddenly, the MyPillow guy’s notes start to seem a lot less humorous.

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But this message is based on the notes.

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William Lewis  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:11:49pm

re: #283 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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That was when I started to stop watching TV. Gag.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:12:25pm

re: #283 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

The only TV show that the RAZZIES goofed on.

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Dave In Austin  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:13:02pm
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Jay C  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:14:22pm

re: #281 🌹UOJB!

I got a feeling that AG Letitia James is gonna revoke the NRA’s charter!

She won’t have to: the Bankruptcy Court judge can do it for her/us….

re: #267 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

So Mike Lindell is now, apparently, Trump’s eleventh-hour Advisor Extraordinaire: pushing “martial law” plans (assuming they did indeed let him in the WH)?
Did sleeping on a MyPillow for years cut off the oxygen to his brain, or what?
(Lindell, I mean: not Trump, though the question is applicable either way)

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I Would Prefer Not To  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:14:29pm

For me, the saddest thing is that during a pandemic/insurrection POTUS is meeting with the MY Pillow guy. In the Oval.

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sagehen  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:17:01pm

re: #236 thedopefishlives

I thought of the Biblical phrasing, but not of Jesus. It’s a common refrain throughout the Bible to refer to mankind, or certain notable men.

Wraith-king: No man can kill me.
Eowyn: I am no man!!

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Alephnaught  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:17:20pm

re: #22 darthstar

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ABBA - Gimme, Gimme, Gimme! (video)

EDIT: If Mike Pence is actually feeling any ABBA, it’s probably this song:

Youtube Video

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Nyet  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:18:43pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:19:49pm
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PrairieQueen  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:21:49pm

re: #291 I Would Prefer Not To

For me, the saddest thing is that during a pandemic/insurrection POTUS is meeting with the MY Pillow guy. In the Oval.

So they’re going to make up some story about aggression by China or Iraq or Iran or whatever so he can declare martial law? For what, 5 fucking days, so he can shit on Biden taking office? Nothing is going to save his ass, and it only digs him a deeper hole.

These are the plans of the stupidest supervillains ever. These fuckers have zero credibility, especially when it’s delivered by some dumbfuck asshole that sells pillows (and bails babyklukkers out of jail) and his seekrit plans have been photographed by the press. Not much of an element of surprise there.

These people are dumber than a bag of hammers.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:22:37pm

re: #284 makeitstop

Must. Stop. Doom. Scrolling.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:23:32pm

re: #220 🌹UOJB!

Did The My Pillow Asshole just walk out of the Oval Office with his pardon?

Why the fuck does a pillow salesman have so much access to a POTUS?* Ugh.

*rhetorical question

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makeitstop  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:24:21pm

re: #297 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Must. Stop. Doom. Scrolling.

I’ll quote a tweet I saw last week…

‘But have you seen the quality of doom available?’

:)

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:24:29pm
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Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:25:00pm
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Nyet  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:25:15pm

re: #296 PrairieQueen

I almost* wish this would happen (it won’t) because then he would surely get life (or worse).

—-
* “almost” because it’s not a joking matter, of course.

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makeitstop  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:25:45pm

re: #300 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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Yang is trying way too hard to be a ‘regular’ New Yorker.

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darthstar  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:25:45pm

re: #256 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

This is the original photo from the pool reporter.

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makeitstop  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:27:20pm

re: #301 Charles Johnson

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I have three different sizes of vice grips. I can fix anything.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:27:56pm

re: #256 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

This is the original photo from the pool reporter.

Perhaps he got an autographed version of the Kraken lawsuit?

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austin_blue  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:28:30pm

re: #285 Alephnaught

So I take it the 757 is not going to touch down on Jan 19th in Prestwick Airport as originally planned?

Not even if it’s his own plane. Unless they declare an “Emergency” (in many areas of the world, “Pan pan pan!”), and land anyway. Then it would be a food fight between the UK/Scotland and the Drumpf.

I imagine Nicola would be happy to meet w/ Drumpf in private, stab him with her Clickety Pen, leave the room, nod to security and say “Done and dusted, lads. Get yerselve’s back to the Colonies, now. Safe travels!”

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Orange Impostor  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:29:34pm

re: #195 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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Ben wants to play “Happy Birthday” game? I say that his wish be granted.

Not Happy Birthday !!!

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Dr. Matt  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:29:43pm

re: #305 makeitstop

I have three different sizes of vice grips. I can fix anything.

Just as long as you also have a can of WD40 and some duck tape.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:31:14pm

re: #256 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

This is the original photo from the pool reporter.

Looking more closely, I think these are talking points. “Make clear this is China/Iran”.

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Ming5000  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:31:33pm

re: #220 🌹UOJB!

Did The My Pillow Asshole just walk out of the Oval Office with his pardon?

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Our Marines had to put up with this shit? Opening doors for pillow guy… FUCK

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makeitstop  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:32:44pm

re: #309 Dr. Matt

Just as long as you also have a can of WD40 and some duck tape.

Also a bottle of Gorilla Glue.

313
Ming5000  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:33:30pm

Can we finally have a true all out cyber war with Russia?

314
HypnoToad  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:33:46pm

Vicegrips? That’s earth technology. This is a real tool! My custom made Gallifreyan sonic screwdriver. And as a proper TimeLord, I made it myself!

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:33:47pm

re: #301 Charles Johnson

These work great for that purpose.

amazon.com

316
Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:34:35pm

re: #314 HypnoToad

Without the black tip, that totally looks like a lightsaber handle.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:34:47pm

re: #312 makeitstop

Also a bottle of Gorilla Glue.

That should already be in your wallet next to a 10 year old condom….like any blue blooded American.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:35:56pm

re: #314 HypnoToad

I knew a man who made one years ago that even made the right sound and lit up. Someone stole it from him during a panel at a convention.

He also made a Dalek PA horn that looked like a Dalek, and made you sound like one.

Interesting guy, but he could spend 2 hours telling you about a 30-minute TV episode.

319
stpaulbear  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:37:10pm

re: #282 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

(more)

Which medical conditions will put Nebraskans next in line for COVID vaccine? (Omaha World-Herald)

This will move my wife into the highest category, even though she is not yet sixty-five. That said, it’s still going to take some time.

When the CDC changed the eligibility age to 65, I started thinking I want the shot ASAP, but now I think I want to wait until it’s settled that the second shot will definitely be available when I’m scheduled to take it. None of this ‘Oops. No second dose available’ crap. I’m willing to wear a mask for the rest of 2021, but I’m sick of being afraid to even go to the grocery store.

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makeitstop  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:37:11pm

re: #317 Dr. Matt

That should already be in your wallet next to a 10 year old condom….like any blue blooded American.

I’ve been married for nearly 20 years, no condoms in my wallet for a while now. :)

321
Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:37:26pm
322
Ming5000  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:37:31pm

re: #262 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

In case anyone needs to feel old

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Wow, that Hill Street Blues opening hit me…. I am ancient.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:38:16pm

re: #309 Dr. Matt

Just as long as you also have a can of WD40 and some duck tape.

and a hammer….

324
Belafon  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:38:31pm

re: #300 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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They’re building a lot of apartments here in Texas with retail and office spaces on the first floor. I’m trying to get my son who is studying supply chain management to open bodegas.

325
Belafon  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:39:42pm

re: #301 Charles Johnson

But you passed on an opportunity to buy a new tool.

326
darthstar  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:43:08pm

re: #303 makeitstop

Yang is trying way too hard to be a ‘regular’ New Yorker.

I just looked. bodega.com is already owned by some Bitcoin asshole…redirects to his Twitter page.

327
Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:43:45pm

My mother has her first COVID shot on the 19th.

It’s a drive-through, which has me on edge, due to the fact that they are not keeping those who were injected for 30 minutes to make sure they don’t suffer an anaphylactic reaction.

328
Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:43:55pm

re: #325 Belafon

But you passed on an opportunity to buy a new tool.

Yeah, I had my eye on this one.

Tacklife Rotary Tool Kit

329
darthstar  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:44:16pm

re: #301 Charles Johnson

Charles - your Stripped Screw tweet is why I’m getting ads for Stripped Screw removal bits on Twitter and facebook. Thanks.

330
Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:45:28pm

re: #328 Charles Johnson

Yeah, I had my eye on this one.

Tacklife Rotary Tool Kit

I find my Dremel kit pretty useful.

331
Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:46:29pm

re: #327 Eric The Fruit Bat

My mother has her first COVID shot on the 19th.

It’s a drive-through, which has me on edge, due to the fact that they are not keeping those who were injected for 30 minutes to make sure they don’t suffer an anaphylactic reaction.

Be with her, and wait 30 minutes in the parking lot.

332
darthstar  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:46:45pm

re: #329 darthstar

Charles - your Stripped Screw tweet is why I’m getting ads for Stripped Screw removal bits on Twitter and facebook. Thanks.

Which isn’t nearly as weird as my wife mentioning the other day I should pick up a new pair of Maui Jims for myself next time I’m at Costco and having those show up in my FB ad feed this morning. Not sure if she said it in the house where Alexa can hear us or if it was my phone.

333
Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:46:57pm

re: #257 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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yeah but you can understand why i had to verify, right?

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HypnoToad  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:47:28pm

re: #329 darthstar

Sometimes the internet is scary. I bought a ball bearing to repair a telescope mount a year and a half ago, and I’m still getting ball bearing ads while reading webcomics today.

335
Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:47:59pm

re: #331 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Be with her, and wait 30 minutes in the parking lot.

That’s my plan.

336
Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:48:46pm

re: #267 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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no one with any brains would write this stuff down!

337
Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:48:55pm

Since we’re into some manly talk about tools, I got one of these recently: TACKLIFE Cordless Screwdriver.

And it’s pretty great for a very decent price. The design and build quality are excellent, it’s surprisingly powerful, and it recharges the battery with USB.

338
Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:52:40pm

re: #309 Dr. Matt

Just as long as you also have a can of WD40 and some duck tape.

and a harley tool (tm)
(hammer)

339
jaunte  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:52:41pm
340
BlueSpotinAL  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:52:46pm

re: #329 darthstar

Charles - your Stripped Screw tweet is why I’m getting ads for Stripped Screw removal bits on Twitter and facebook. Thanks.

Good thing nobody mentioned dildos.

341
Teukka  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:52:58pm

re: #336 Dangerman

no one with any brains would write this stuff down!

I go WTF? Like… WAT?

342
Charles Johnson  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:54:32pm

re: #340 BlueSpotinAL

Good thing nobody mentioned dildos.

re: #309 Dr. Matt

Just as long as you also have a can of WD40 and some duck tape.

LOL - I did actually try WD40 on these screws, to no avail.

343
Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:54:32pm

re: #341 Teukka

I go WTF? Like… WAT?

“Don’t take notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy.” - Stringer Bell (The Wire)

344
Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:55:10pm

re: #341 Teukka

I go WTF? Like… WAT?

and in proximity to cameras/reporters????????????????

345
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:55:45pm
346
Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:57:39pm

re: #345 Backwoods_Sleuth

Narrator: The GOP will never stop saying crazy things.

347
TedStriker  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:58:01pm

re: #342 Charles Johnson

LOL - I did actually try WD40 on these screws, to no avail.

PB Blaster to free stuck fasteners, not regular WD40.

348
Teukka  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:59:05pm

re: #343 Punish Domestic Terrorists

“Don’t take notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy.” - Stringer Bell (The Wire)

At least not if you don’t have an ace the opposition doesn’t know about.

re: #344 Dangerman

and in proximity to cameras/reporters????????????????

My quick takes (in no particular priority):

a) Lunatic.
b) Expect the unexpected which changes everything.
c) Trolling the press.

349
jaunte  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:59:07pm
350
Dangerman  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:59:09pm

Acting Secretary of Defense Christopher Miller, who will leave office in less than a week. told reporters that he ‘cannot wait to leave this job,” CNN reports.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:59:45pm

re: #345 Backwoods_Sleuth

352
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 15, 2021 • 2:59:52pm

So apparently we won’t be able to breathe again until trump actually leaves the White House and Biden is sworn in.

Why waste the last five days not creating complete chaos?

353
Colère Tueur de Lapin  Jan 15, 2021 • 3:03:24pm

re: #330 Punish Domestic Terrorists

I find my Dremel kit pretty useful.

I’ve been using Dremel for more than 40 years; I’m welded to that ecosystem because.

354
Colère Tueur de Lapin  Jan 15, 2021 • 3:04:27pm

re: #336 Dangerman

no one with any brains would write this stuff down!

Blink. Blink. Blink.

355
calochortus  Jan 15, 2021 • 3:04:36pm

re: #319 stpaulbear

When the CDC changed the eligibility age to 65, I started thinking I want the shot ASAP, but now I think I want to wait until it’s settled that the second shot will definitely be available when I’m scheduled to take it. None of this ‘Oops. No second dose available’ crap. I’m willing to wear a mask for the rest of 2021, but I’m sick of being afraid to even go to the grocery store.

I was OK with waiting for a couple months or so until they dangled the vaccine in front of me and then pulled it away. Now I’m frustrated and depressed.

356
Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jan 15, 2021 • 3:04:36pm

re: #348 Teukka

At least not if you don’t have an ace the opposition doesn’t know about.

My quick takes (in no particular priority):

a) Lunatic.
b) Expect the unexpected which changes everything.
c) Trolling the press.

A. This is a crackhead who got into extremist religion and politics as a substitute high.

357
William Lewis  Jan 15, 2021 • 3:35:00pm

re: #322 Ming5000

Wow, that Hill Street Blues opening hit me…. I am ancient.

I know. I’d forgotten how wonderfully unlike normal TV it was.

One moment laughing and then wham.

HILL STREET BLUES: Season 1 (Jan-May 1981) Clip (Hill And Renko Are Gunned Down)

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steve_davis  Jan 15, 2021 • 4:24:25pm

re: #187 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

“Born of woman?” That’s a call-out to phrasing in the Bible, specifically about the birth of Jesus (I guess the implication is if he has any friends, they aren’t Christians or something? Is he trying to compare himself to Jesus?)

(All verses ESV)

But when the fullness of time had come, God sent forth his Son, born of woman, born under the law, to redeem those who were under the law, so that we might receive adoption as sons.—Galatians 4:4-5

What is man, that he can be pure? Or he who is born of a woman, that he can be righteous?—Job 15:14

it’s a little editorializing on the part of the gospel writer. A major, attractive heresy of the day was that Jesus was simply God taking the form of a human, kind of like Gandalf being an Ishtari who just took on the shape of a man as a convenient way of trraveling amongst the riff-raff. It was necessary to state he was “born of a woman” in order to impress on listeners that Christ was not just play acting. He really was a human being. He really did die as a human being, even while being as well the Son of God.


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