The Bob Cesca Podcast: The Distribution of Derp

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

The Distribution Of Derp — [Explicit Language] Trump’s last full day in office; An update about Buzz Burbank; Trump’s night of a 100 pardons; Pardons can be secret; Trump isn’t expected to pardon himself; QAnon discussed infiltrating the National Guard; Maria Bartiromo says Dems instigated the insurrection; Canceling Fox News; Parler is back, using Russian servers; Red Hats think they’re being silenced; Bill Barr and Mitch McConnell and the Great Unremembering; With Rocky Mountain Mike; And music by Skyler Foley and Neverwoz; and more!

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jan 20, 2021 • 12:15:21am
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Greup  Jan 20, 2021 • 12:16:14am

No last minute attack on Iran at least.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jan 20, 2021 • 12:19:04am

re: #2 Greup

No last minute attack on Iran at least.

The day has just begun…

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 12:20:27am
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John Hughes  Jan 20, 2021 • 12:35:18am

Charles (finally!) calls the election for Biden!

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jan 20, 2021 • 12:41:45am

re: #3 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

The day has just begun…

You’re a ‘glass half-empty’ kinda guy, aren’t you?

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jan 20, 2021 • 12:54:23am
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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  Jan 20, 2021 • 12:56:23am

Eight more hours. And a couple of minutes. Good night, all. To a better tomorrow!

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jan 20, 2021 • 1:26:22am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 1:37:08am

re: #9 Dread Pirate Ron

The ridiculous attempt to institutionalize a particular version of American history was simply another reflection of the sense within Trump’s base that accurate depictions of the country are an attack on White America.

I recall the UK’s Enoch “Rivers of Blood” Powell and his statement: “In this country in 15 or 20 years’ time the black man will have the whip hand over the white man”.

Because they can only see things in terms of one group dominating another.

That is the cause of their panic and outrage, or as we call it “economic anxiety.”

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 1:50:10am

headline over at newsmax:

“From Tax Cuts to Immigration Restrictions, These Trump Triumphs Now in Danger”

good

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jan 20, 2021 • 1:50:47am

re: #10 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

The ridiculous attempt to institutionalize a particular version of American history was simply another reflection of the sense within Trump’s base that accurate depictions of the country are an attack on White America.

I recall the UK’s Enoch “Rivers of Blood” Powell and his statement: “In this country in 15 or 20 years’ time the black man will have the whip hand over the white man”.

Because they can only see things in terms of one group dominating another.

That is the cause of their panic and outrage, or as we call it “economic anxiety.”

They are also projecting what they’d do if they were ever under someone else’s thumb and got out from under it. Not seeking equality, but seeking revenge.

1) Had a libertarian/drunk leaning fraternity brother in college who was vocal about “might makes right” and associated racial baggage. Asked him once what was going to happen if the minorities got control and he fully expected bottom rail to be on top and thus suffering discrimination due to it. Said brother post-graduation went dry, but also substituted for it by going wingnut Christian. And in doing so became even more insufferable to talk to and deal with. (Which is a personality thing; e.g. the nut finds a cause and goes there. There were born again Christian brothers in the chapter who were some of the better people to hold discussions with and interact with. They were living the creed and trying to convert by example rather than spouting it at you like a fire hose.)

2) There’s the clip from the BLM protests earlier this year where the black woman goes on to say that they are protesting for fairness and people (white?) should be glad they are not out for revenging 400 years of abuse.

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 2:32:15am
“President Trump has talked in recent days with associates about forming a new political party, an effort to exert continued influence after he leaves the White House,” the Wall Street Journal reports

I’m torn whether we need Obama to say this is a bad idea or “please proceed”

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 2:33:12am

re: #6 Dread Pirate Ron

You’re a ‘glass half-empty’ kinda guy, aren’t you?

sometimes you just have more glass than you need

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 2:36:43am

re: #11 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

headline over at newsmax:

“From Tax Cuts to Immigration Restrictions, These Trump Triumphs Now in Danger”

good

what did Trump have to do with tax cuts?

he didn’t conceive it, champion it, whip it, sell it. probably doesn’t understand it and couldn’t explain it.

all he did was sign it

big deal

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 2:43:40am

on Bannon

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Ming5000  Jan 20, 2021 • 2:47:41am

I am glad that Republicans continue to be outright assholes, almost in total lockstep. Hawley is blocking Biden’s cabinet appointments, and this Congressperson.
I don’t want the Comity Faerie to get purchase in Dem brains. We have to fight as hard and ruthlessly as the Republicans do. Victory is the only goal, because next time the Republicans come for the Republic they could win.

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 2:49:03am

corrupt to the end

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 2:51:08am

re: #17 Ming5000

I am glad that Republicans continue to be outright assholes, almost in total lockstep. Hawley is blocking Biden’s cabinet appointments, and this Congressperson.
I don’t want the Comity Faerie to get purchase in Dem brains. We have to fight as hard and ruthlessly as the Republicans do. Victory is the only goal, because next time the Republicans come for the Republic they could win.

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“citizen cosponsor” is not a thing
BTW can you name the three branches of government?

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Ming5000  Jan 20, 2021 • 2:53:33am

re: #19 Dangerman

Dept of Commerce, Dept of Education and …….. what’s that other one……..

Dept of Energy.

(Rick Perry - sorta)

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PrairieQueen  Jan 20, 2021 • 3:01:44am

re: #13 Dangerman

I’m torn whether we need Obama to say this is a bad idea or “please proceed”

I think Trump seriously overestimates how free he will be to lead a rebellion with his freshfaced vision of the KKK.

Lawsuits. Lots of them. He may be able to keep his ass out of court for awhile with legal volleyball, but it’s coming. And I think the harder he runs, the harder they will come for him. Meanwhile, it’s lots and lots of filthy bad press for him and his cohorts.

And nobody is going to pardon him.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 20, 2021 • 3:03:22am

Just finished the White House vidas for each of the pardons/commutations. Most are harmless, normal, or even agreeable. The only one that truly offends is Bannon. He didn’t invent the nihilism that infects our society, but he has been the channel for much of it, and he intends to do more harm.

And the WH blurb still refers to Russian interference as a “hoax”.

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iceweasel  Jan 20, 2021 • 3:05:23am

Let’s get this party started: 6 hours left.

YouTube

I know it’s over - still I cling
I don’t know where else I can go
Over and over and over and over
Over and over

Dedicated to MAGAts everywhere, especially the big orange jobby.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 3:05:52am

re: #17 Ming5000

I am glad that Republicans continue to be outright assholes, almost in total lockstep. Hawley is blocking Biden’s cabinet appointments, and this Congressperson.
I don’t want the Comity Faerie to get purchase in Dem brains. We have to fight as hard and ruthlessly as the Republicans do. Victory is the only goal, because next time the Republicans come for the Republic they could win.

I don’t understand what “people over politicians” is supposed to mean, in this context. What people, besides Dixie Barbie, have wanted Biden impeached? What has he even done that you could possibly impeach him for, since he hasn’t even been in office yet?

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jan 20, 2021 • 3:12:00am

re: #21 PrairieQueen

I think Trump seriously overestimates how free he will be to lead a rebellion with his freshfaced vision of the KKK.

Lawsuits. Lots of them. He may be able to keep his ass out of court for awhile with legal volleyball, but it’s coming. And I think the harder he runs, the harder they will come for him. Meanwhile, it’s lots and lots of filthy bad press for him and his cohorts.

And nobody is going to pardon him.

And he’ll have to pay out front for decent lawyering since no one in their right mind will defend him without cashing the check first. And that assumes the lawyer(s) look at the case and decide it’s worth being his defense for. And I doubt he has much or any chance at someone doing it pro bono or a GOP donor with deep pockets being willing to pay his bills at this point.

And directly on the tails of this are going to be all the suits that drag the rest of the House Treasonweasel down as well. (Which should poison whatever chance they have to take over the RNC - so the PP party is probably going to become a reality simply as a new grifting device.)

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jan 20, 2021 • 3:16:09am

re: #24 thedopefishlives

I don’t understand what “people over politicians” is supposed to mean, in this context. What people, besides Dixie Barbie, have wanted Biden impeached? What has he even done that you could possibly impeach him for, since he hasn’t even been in office yet?

Standard “revenge” rhetoric. Trump was impeached, so a Democrat must be impeached as well as soon as possible. And in 2016 you know that the GOP was going to attempt to impeach Clinton over something (probably Benghazi) as soon as possible if she had won.

IMO, Schumer should tell McConnel to take a seat and not cut any deals regarding balance of committees, chairs, etc. and take a very firm rein of Senate work going forward. And the Senate business should be carried out in ways making clear who is obstructing for the sake of obstruction, who is still supporting House Treasonweasel, and that the GOP has a lot to own up to before they get any consideration as a legislative partner worthy of any trust.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 3:26:50am

re: #26 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Standard “revenge” rhetoric. Trump was impeached, so a Democrat must be impeached as well as soon as possible. And in 2016 you know that the GOP was going to attempt to impeach Clinton over something (probably Benghazi) as soon as possible if she had won.

IMO, Schumer should tell McConnel to take a seat and not cut any deals regarding balance of committees, chairs, etc. and take a very firm rein of Senate work going forward. And the Senate business should be carried out in ways making clear who is obstructing for the sake of obstruction, who is still supporting House Treasonweasel, and that the GOP has a lot to own up to before they get any consideration as a legislative partner worthy of any trust.

Yeah, I understand their revenge-porn fantasies, because they believe both impeachments of Trump were politically motivated (since they live in a fact-free alternate universe and/or are complicit with Trump in both of his impeached offenses). Just the phrase itself doesn’t make sense when you look at the facts, even the treasonweasels weren’t calling for Biden’s impeachment, rather his arrest and summary execution. But what am I saying? Marjorie Taylor Greene is not a woman who is known for her firm grip on reality.

As for the Senate, they have a very easy path to make that happen. Abandoning the McConnell Rule of “only legislation I personally approve of and will convince my brainwashed slaves to vote for makes it to the floor” and forcing them to vote against or filibuster legislation they don’t approve of will force the issue.

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Ming5000  Jan 20, 2021 • 3:43:55am

re: #27 thedopefishlives

When it looked like the R’s would maintain a majority in the Senate I thought we might get a chance to test the idea that the VP is the President of the Senate and can overrule McConnell. The VP usually defers to the Pro Tempore during normal business in the Senate. Somehow McConnell perverted his role as Pres Pro Tempore into blocking all debate and voting on the floor that he did not agree with. I don’t see how this is constitutional. With a Dem VP, McConnell should not have been able to act the same way.
With the way Georgia went we won’t have this situation for now.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 20, 2021 • 3:48:38am

here’s a 21 gun salute for the orange moron:

Despicable Me 2 21 Gun Fart Salute

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Jan 20, 2021 • 3:49:32am
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Decatur Deb  Jan 20, 2021 • 3:49:33am

It’s 10 minutes until 0700 in DC. Chickenhawk One should be spinning up its turbines about now.

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Ming5000  Jan 20, 2021 • 3:51:10am

re: #31 Decatur Deb

I wonder when further Trump BS is no longer possible.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 20, 2021 • 3:53:53am

re: #32 Ming5000

I wonder when further Trump BS is no longer possible.

He’ll probably have his “Won’t Have Trump to Kick Around” moment in the rotor wash.

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A Three Hour Tour  Jan 20, 2021 • 4:08:47am

re: #28 Ming5000

When it looked like the R’s would maintain a majority in the Senate I thought we might get a chance to test the idea that the VP is the President of the Senate and can overrule McConnell. The VP usually defers to the Pro Tempore during normal business in the Senate. Somehow McConnell perverted his role as Pres Pro Tempore into blocking all debate and voting on the floor that he did not agree with. I don’t see how this is constitutional. With a Dem VP, McConnell should not have been able to act the same way.
With the way Georgia went we won’t have this situation for now.

McConnell is not and never has been president pro tem of the Senate. He has done his obstruction in his posts as Senate Majority Leader when the Republicans have held the majority, and Senate Minority Leader when they haven’t. During the Trump years, the President pro tem has been Orrin Hatch and Charles Grassley.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 4:14:11am

Akiva hadn’t posted his #lawtwitter thread on the West Texas dumpster fire when I went to bed, so I went looking for it this morning. This is the last tweet in the thread, and well, if these are the words of a professional lawyer when looking at the filing, I almost feel ashamed on the filers’ behalf.

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Ming5000  Jan 20, 2021 • 4:18:24am

This tweet,

sent me down this rabbit hole: A(n) historical take on the evolving use of a/an
csmonitor.com

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Ming5000  Jan 20, 2021 • 4:19:38am

re: #34 A Three Hour Tour

Thanks for the correction.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 4:21:25am

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ericblair  Jan 20, 2021 • 4:26:18am

re: #27 thedopefishlives

Yeah, I understand their revenge-porn fantasies, because they believe both impeachments of Trump were politically motivated (since they live in a fact-free alternate universe and/or are complicit with Trump in both of his impeached offenses). Just the phrase itself doesn’t make sense when you look at the facts, even the treasonweasels weren’t calling for Biden’s impeachment, rather his arrest and summary execution. But what am I saying? Marjorie Taylor Greene is not a woman who is known for her firm grip on reality.

My thoughts are that the kooks are very comfortable speaking on behalf of someone else who can’t speak back. They speak for God, they speak for the Unborn, and they speak for the People. In each case they can just make up whatever the hell they want, because none of those specters or abstractions are in any position to object. It also means that the kooks therefore have no responsibility for the results, no need (or authority!) to compromise, and no need to justify any of their demands.

If you give them poll numbers that show that The People want no such thing, you’re obviously just talking to the wrong People.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 4:28:07am

re: #34 A Three Hour Tour

McConnell is not and never had been president pro tem of the Senate. He has done his obstruction in his posts as Senate Majority Leader when the Republicans have held the majority, and Senate Minority Leader when they haven’t. During the Trump years, the President pro tem has been Orrin Hatch and Charles Grassley.

That makes it even worse. How in the ever-loving hell does any party leader in the Senate have that much power?

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 4:29:13am

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 4:32:53am
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A Mom Anon  Jan 20, 2021 • 4:35:38am

Four Hours. And twenty five minutes….

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 4:37:28am

re: #43 A Mom Anon

Four Hours. And twenty five minutes….

I would take a four-hour nap right now but that would really mess up my sleep schedule…

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 4:56:05am

re: #35 thedopefishlives

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 4:59:19am

re: #45 Patricia Kayden

It is just the madness-with-method of keeping the Stolen Election narrative alive and in the news. After all, it is one of “both sides” of a relevant issue…

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:02:01am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:04:21am

Is it gone yet?

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451_Montag  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:05:02am

Wow. Only 118 sessions with Stormy Daniels left.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:06:55am

re: #48 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Is it gone yet?

Leavin’ on Tulsa Time…

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:07:55am

re: #48 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Is it gone yet?

I’ve had more people at a house party than that. C’mon, man.

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:09:26am

re: #45 Patricia Kayden

This made me laugh out loud and read it to my wife.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:13:18am

Illegally entering government property is not “peacefully protesting”.

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:14:00am

re: #51 thedopefishlives

I’ve had more people at a house party than that. C’mon, man.

I hope they put him on his TRUMP plane after it’s sat on the tarmac for four years with the windows closed like an abandoned RV.

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:14:35am

re: #53 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Illegally entering government property is not “peacefully protesting”.

The butthurt is real.

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:15:27am

He got his little strip of red carpet.

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:17:41am

He’s on the chopper. Send in the cleaners.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:18:51am

re: #56 darthstar

He got his little strip of red carpet.

And a massive crowd of 40 people.

Wheels up on Marine1.

He’s got some fans at Andrews waiting for him.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:20:59am

Oh, the masses.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:21:15am

I can breathe.

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Teukka  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:21:53am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:22:11am

re: #60 Barefoot Grin

I can breathe.

Not until Biden is sworn in…

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:23:34am

another “first” for trump on the horizon

His chance of true ignominy.. Being the first impeached president to be convicted… just went up

“The mob was fed lies,” McConnell said. “They were provoked by the president and other powerful people, and they tried to use fear and violence to stop a specific proceeding of branch of the federal government”

Specific
Unequivocal
Left himself no chance to walk it back (methinks on purpose)

a good portion of R senators do what mitch says (or does)

So this may be either permission or “follow me”

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:23:53am

re: #62 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Not until Biden is sworn in…

Not until he’s sitting in the Oval office…
Not until his cabinet is sworn in…
Not until…

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:24:23am

Good morning folks!
And what a fine morning it is! :)

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:24:44am
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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:25:18am

re: #64 Belafon

Not until he’s sitting in the Oval office…
Not until his cabinet is sworn in…
Not until…

My flag is about to go outside. It’s 1/20, Trump is out of the White House on his way to Andrews, and the ceremonies are about to take place. I know we have more fighting ahead of us, but that will always be true so long as people are still a thing that exist. I’m taking each victory as it comes, and today is a big one.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:25:58am

Tiger guy didn’t get his pardon?

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:27:00am

Fuck the fucking GOP for enabling and conspiring with the most corrupt and criminal admin in history. Trump pardoned a shit ton of shitposters and sycophants, and the list includes some weird choices.

justice.gov

He pardoned a fucking Harkonen. Not the Dune Harkonens, which would be spectacularly awful, but a guy who engaged in medical fraud and lying about “cures” for kidney disease.

Of course he pardoned Bannon, who was accused of defrauding Trump’s own idiot base out of their hard earned money to build a wall that didn’t exist.

He also pardoned Elliot Broidy who was a GOP fundraiser and scammer.

He also commuted sentence of Randy Cunningham - a GOP politician who engaged in corruption.

Lots of political corruption, fraud, and similar crimes pardoned. It’s a theme.

No Trumps, no Rudy, no Sheldon Silver, and no other Kushners on the list.

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b.d. (Be Best!)  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:29:47am

re: #59 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Oh, the masses.

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I think Trump borrowed some of the cardboard fans from the baseball stadium

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Decatur Deb  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:31:04am

No grace, no honor, no dignity.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:31:52am

On brand

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:32:34am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:34:13am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:34:16am

I liked this Journey song when it was for a better written fat gangster’s departure.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:34:27am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:34:46am

It’s rally time!

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:35:03am

re: #76 Patricia Kayden

Yet entirely on brand.

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Teukka  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:36:02am

I sense massive butthurt in the force…

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:37:23am

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:37:34am

LET THE BRAGGING BEGIN!

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:38:15am

re: #81 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

LET THE BRAGGING BEGIN!

Space Force! Random approval ratings!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:39:05am

He slipped. He didn’t call it the China virus.

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Egregious Philbin  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:39:10am

He is just word salad at this point.

Hit the road Chump…don’t ya come back no more no more….

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:39:22am

Finally going to delete my FB after the inauguration festivities. With a parting shot and huge F U to all the MAGAts still on my feed there. :)

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BigPapa  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:39:35am

As someone who’s luckily and thankfully never been in an abusive relationship, let me say this to people who have: I can empathize with you now.

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Greup  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:39:42am

No you didnt,
No
No
NO
A lie
NO
BS
Your fault
No
you didnt
No
FU!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:39:43am

No wide shot…I bet there are no me than 100 people there.

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:40:15am

Fuck this piece of shit too.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:40:59am

Pre taking credit for anything to come.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:41:05am

re: #79 Teukka

That butthurt is going to be slowly growing into white-hot incandescent rage over the coming days as it dawns on more of the Qcumbers that they’ve been taken for rubes.

Whoever started that (and it was probably just a 4Chan troll) and whoever is/was running it these days (it’s widely speculated that it’s Jim and Ron Watkins)….I wouldn’t wanna be in their shoes for all the whisky in Ireland.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:41:29am

Skyrocket downwards?

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Ming5000  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:41:54am

re: #85 GlutenFreeJesus

Finally going to delete my FB after the inauguration festivities. With a parting shot and huge F U to all the MAGAts still on my feed there. :)

You probably won’t miss it. I deleted mine a while ago and never regret it.
Also, you can save all of your uploaded content when you exit. At least, you could a few years ago.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:42:10am

re: #90 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Pre taking credit for anything to come.

I’m waiting for him to declare he’s running again.

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Teukka  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:42:12am

re: #91 Dr Lizardo

That butthurt is going to be slowly growing into white-hot incandescent rage over the coming days as it dawns on more of the Qcumbers that they’ve been taken for rubes.

Whoever started that (and it was probably just a 4Chan troll) and whoever is/was running it these days (it’s widely speculated that it’s Jim and Ron Watkins)….I wouldn’t wanna be in their shoes for all the whisky in Ireland.

If I were them, I wouldn’t want to be anywhere on the planet, TBH.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:42:44am

China virus.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:43:01am

Past tense president.

Bye asshole.

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BigPapa  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:43:19am
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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:43:53am

re: #95 Teukka

If I were them, I wouldn’t want to be anywhere on the planet, TBH.

Time to join Space Force - and pray for a one-way trip to Mars, or even the Moon, ASAP 😂

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ipsos  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:44:11am

HE STILL THINKS THE SPANISH FLU WAS 1917 WTF

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:44:35am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:45:20am

He always says so little by blabbing so much.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:46:43am

CNN is completely out of fucks to give. Wow.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:47:16am

Meanwhile, as Trump incoherently rambles on, Trump supporters be all like this right about now…

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:47:19am

YMCA as his farewell song.

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Teukka  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:47:42am

Song related to the departure of Trump:

“Weird Al” Yankovic - One More Minute

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:47:45am

re: #103 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

CNN is completely out of fucks to give. Wow.

Been that way for awhile.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:48:33am

re: #107 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Been that way for awhile.

Absolutely brutal. Good on CNN.

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:49:48am
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Ming5000  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:50:13am

This moved me:

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:50:36am
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Teukka  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:51:15am

The copium is strong in this one:

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:51:15am

re: #108 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Absolutely brutal. Good on CNN.

Yeah I’ve been impressed.

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:51:44am

re: #69 lawhawk

[Embedded content]

Fuck the fucking GOP for enabling and conspiring with the most corrupt and criminal admin in history. Trump pardoned a shit ton of shitposters and sycophants, and the list includes some weird choices.

justice.gov

He pardoned a fucking Harkonen. Not the Dune Harkonens, which would be spectacularly awful, but a guy who engaged in medical fraud and lying about “cures” for kidney disease.

Of course he pardoned Bannon, who was accused of defrauding Trump’s own idiot base out of their hard earned money to build a wall that didn’t exist.

He also pardoned Elliot Broidy who was a GOP fundraiser and scammer.

He also commuted sentence of Randy Cunningham - a GOP politician who engaged in corruption.

Lots of political corruption, fraud, and similar crimes pardoned. It’s a theme.

No Trumps, no Rudy, no Sheldon Silver, and no other Kushners on the list.

Even Nixon didn’t pardon his cronies on his way out

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:52:35am

re: #112 Teukka

The copium is strong in this one:

[Embedded content]

I can’t wait for the Q guy to be exposed as a real pedophile so these stupid fucks can see what they’re making themselves look like abject morons for.

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:52:36am

This asshole was sentenced to 40 years for a 300 million dollar ponzi scheme.

Fred “Dave” Clark - President Trump commuted Dave Clark’s remaining term of incarceration after serving over 6 years in Federal prison for a first-time, non-violent offense. Mr. Clark’s commutation is supported by Professor Alan Dershowitz, Ken Starr, the Aleph Institute,

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:53:00am

re: #103 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

CNN is completely out of fucks to give. Wow.

What’d I miss?

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:53:34am

re: #76 Patricia Kayden

[Embedded content]

No one in the what’s in it for me trump family gives fuck for the country

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:53:36am

Are we there yet?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:54:08am

re: #117 (((Archangel1)))

What’d I miss?

They attached Trump’s self serving speech as an alternate reality. Point by point. It was brutal. Completely factual but brutal.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:54:10am

Seems like this road trip is taking forever.

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Teukka  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:54:26am

re: #115 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I can’t wait for the Q guy to be exposed as a real pedophile so these stupid fucks can see what they’re making themselves look like abject morons for.

I’m waiting for him to be exposed as a child molester, with the excuse being a pedophile already having been eliminated, and involved in distribution…

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Dave In Austin  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:55:23am

Be gone with Ye!!

It’s a Wonderful Day in America Folks, and a Great Day to be an American.

I’m glad that’s over.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:56:00am
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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:57:16am

re: #124 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Notice that he refuses to acknowledge that it was the Obama administration’s building of an excellent economy that let him coast for much of his maladministration, with it only falling apart once he took active steps to fuck it up.

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:58:02am

I’m really glad I’m not listening to Trump’s good-bye speech.

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Teukka  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:59:25am

And I’m dedicating this song to Donald Trump, all his cronies, and all his enablers:

U R So Fucked

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 5:59:36am

re: #126 darthstar

I’m really glad I’m not listening to Trump’s good-bye speech.

Me too. No dang way am I going to listen to him ever again. Enough!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:00:08am

AF1 wheels up.

I hope we are spared the landing.

He’ll be golfing soon.

CNN “A plane-load of greviences” 😂

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:00:09am

Have a good life, we will see you soon.”

— President Trump, in remarks before leaving Washington, D.C.

…yeah. In court

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:01:03am

re: #130 Dangerman

Have a good life, we will see you soon.”

— President Trump, in remarks before leaving Washington, D.C.

…yeah. In court

And THAT we all will be watching.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:01:50am

My Way as the plane leaves. Cry, laugh. Now we have the Bidens in for Mass. I’m not religious but I was shaped by devout Catholics like President Biden and I appreciate his universal interpretation of his Catholicism.

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:01:57am
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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:03:34am

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:03:39am

re: #132 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

My Way as the plane leaves.

CNN was laughing at that. We were pissed until they started laughing, then we did as well.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:04:38am

re: #100 i(m)p(each)(again!)sos

HE STILL THINKS THE SPANISH FLU WAS 1917 WTF

and that it came from Spain…

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:05:34am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:05:49am

So trump left Biden a letter.

I hope Biden Burns it.

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Rightwingconspirator  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:05:52am

Best Trump footage ever!
(Pending a perp walk)

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:05:58am

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lizardofid  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:07:59am

re: #129 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

AF1 wheels up.

I hope we are spared the landing.

He’ll be golfing soon.

CNN “A plane-load of greviences” 😂

I like that. All it needs is a an Ennio Morricone score

Good morning! (I I really, really mean it!)

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:09:09am
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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:10:11am

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:10:49am

re: #141 lizardofid

I like that. All it needs is a an Ennio Morricone score.

Good morning! (I I really, really mean it!)

My favorite composition by Morricone:

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly - The Final Duel (1966 HD)

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ipsos  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:11:31am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:12:54am

re: #145 i(m)p(each)(again!)sos

Spiteful baby till the end.

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jeffreyw  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:13:03am

Good morning!

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Semper Fi  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:13:20am

I just saw it on TV…Trump leaving Washington on AF1 looks like. The plane will return to Washington without him., YEAH! I hope that’s followed by a good inspection of the complete interior with particular attention to the beds assuring there were no golden showers while airborne. Maybe just replace all mattresses.

I feel so dam good today…..

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:14:38am

re: #145 i(m)p(each)(again!)sos

[Embedded content]

Um no
He never intended to mention their names
No matter what the prepared script says

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:14:40am

No one won the MegaMillions jackpot. Which is a bit unexpected, as again the white ball numbers were all under 31 except for white ball 50.

Anyway, new jackpot is an annuitized $970M.

That’s close enough to a billion dollars that I declare that this jackpot is now real money.

John Crow, the announcer down in Atlanta who reads the numbers, gets a bit giddy as these jackpots near a billion:

MM01192021

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:14:42am
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Barefoot Grin  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:16:09am
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Rightwingconspirator  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:16:17am

“We’ll be back in some form”

Yeah, orange jumpsuit.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:16:18am
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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:17:33am
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lizardofid  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:17:58am

re: #152 Barefoot Grin

That young woman is a razor.

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:18:04am

re: #149 Dangerman

It just makes Treasonweasel Trump look even smaller at the end. Fucker deserves the whirlwind coming for him.

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Rightwingconspirator  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:18:04am

400,000 Americans dead and these assholes still don’t mask.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:18:49am

CNNs full quote:

The trump family is on board. The plane load of greviences and grudges going to Florida. You feel a great weight coming of the shoulders of a lot of people. It’s been a nightmarish four years for a lot of people.

There was more but this really summed it up.

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Dave In Austin  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:18:58am

re: #138 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

So trump left Biden a letter.

I hope Biden Burns it.

Better yet. Turn it over to the archive unopened.

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:19:12am

re: #152 Barefoot Grin

Talk less…. smile more… Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for.

Trump removed all doubt that he and the GOP are fucking reactionary know nothing lunatics who wrecked the economy and put their power and self interest above all else.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:19:54am

Mitch is making it clear that he is pissed off at Trump for losing him Georgia and control of the Senate.

He is going to make sure that Trump is kept at a distance from the party Establishment, although he will have to deal with an insurrection at MAGAT level.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:20:31am

re: #152 Barefoot Grin

LOL that’s some god-tier trolling Greta’s got.

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ipsos  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:20:39am

re: #147 jeffreyw

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No Malarkey!  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:21:16am

When he entered office, Trump signed an EO banning his aides from lobbying government for 5 years after they left office as part of “draining the swamp.” This morning, Trump rescinded it, so they can immediately become lobbyists.

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:21:50am

re: #155 lawhawk

[Embedded content]

Incompetent family is not how government works

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:22:01am

I woke up early today re: #159 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

CNNs full quote:

The trump family is on board. The plane load of greviences and grudges going to Florida. You feel a great weight coming of the shoulders of a lot of people. It’s been a nightmarish four years for a lot of people.

There was more but this really summed it up.

Abby Phillip is really good.

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:24:07am

re: #159 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

CNNs full quote:

The trump family is on board. The plane load of greviences and grudges going to Florida. You feel a great weight coming of the shoulders of a lot of people. It’s been a nightmarish four years for a lot of people.***

There was more but this really summed it up.

** worse for 400,000 people who didn’t make it to see this day

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:24:24am

re: #167 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I woke up early today

Abby Phillip is really good.

I tried watching MSNBC but Scarborough made me want to puke. Hubby said Mute That (something he NEVER says) so I went over to CNN. Glad I did.

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Florida Panhandler  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:24:44am

re: #166 Dangerman

Incompetent family is not how government works

In which Fox News admits they want a monarchy.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:26:33am
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:26:39am
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Kilroy was here  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:26:57am
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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:28:07am
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Ming5000  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:28:09am

re: #140 Dangerman

There is no doubt in my mind that every metric about Covid is going to improve once a capable team can begin to exert control. All the curves will bend for the better.

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:28:31am

In local news, a nationwide pandemic lockdown has been extended by 10 days.
In other news, I may have too much spare time on my hands right now…

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:29:08am

re: #171 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

It’s pretty obvious what YMCA is about, but somehow, Trump inexplicably fails to understand this - and what’s worse, he was in his prime and hanging out at Studio 54 at the zenith of the disco era.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:29:21am

There’s still a couple of hours. 😂😂😂

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:30:02am

re: #124 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

When Biden raises taxes on the wealthy, he should make sure to thank Trump for making it happen.

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ericblair  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:30:24am

re: #160 Dave In Austin

Better yet. Turn it over to the archive unopened.

I’d put that letter through White House mail inspection for hazards, frankly.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:30:54am

re: #155 lawhawk

Fox anchor Martha MacCallum says, as a positive, that the Trump years were “a real family presidency” because he gave White House jobs to his adult children and their spouses — and that this has made the Trumps a political “dynasty.”

So they will have no problem with Joe Biden naming Hunter to a cabinet post…

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b.d. (Be Best!)  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:32:40am

re: #181 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Fox anchor Martha MacCallum says, as a positive, that the Trump years were “a real family presidency” because he gave White House jobs to his adult children and their spouses — and that this has made the Trumps a political “dynasty.”

So they will have no problem with Joe Biden naming Hunter to a cabinet post…

The newly created Department of Vengeance

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Teukka  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:32:41am

DEVELOPING STORY: Major Kabloie in Madrid, Spain:

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stpaulbear  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:33:13am

re: #169 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I tried watching MSNBC but Scarborough made me want to puke. Hubby said Mute That (something he NEVER says) so I went over to CNN. Glad I did.

Did Joe let anyone else talk or did he just go on a bunch of solo rants about how Trump supporters aren’t really Christians while Mika sat and sighed?

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:34:20am

re: #176 (((Archangel1)))

Subzero for the win.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:34:57am

re: #183 Teukka

I’m gonna hazard a guess and go with natural gas explosion. We had one here in Czech Republic last summer that did major damage to a residential tower block, though thankfully, there were no fatalities.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:35:37am

So, we essentially have no president for 3 hours.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:35:56am

re: #184 stpaulbear

Did Joe let anyone else talk or did he just go on a bunch of solo rants about how Trump supporters aren’t really Christians while Mika sat and sighed?

More like talking about Trump’s rise to power without mentioning his role. It was completely infuriating.

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:36:09am

Biden’s first day on the job is including a bunch of EOs to overturn/repeal/reverse Trump era EOs.

It’s a full slate by any measure.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:36:47am

re: #187 Belafon

So, we essentially have no president for 3 hours.

Trump is still POTUS until 12:00 EST. Once Biden is sworn in, then Biden is officially POTUS.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:36:51am

re: #187 Belafon

So, we essentially have no president for 3 hours.

Pretty much no difference since the election.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:37:19am
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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:37:33am

re: #187 Belafon

So, we essentially have no president for 3 hours.

Phew

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No Malarkey!  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:37:55am

re: #179 Belafon

When Biden raises taxes on the wealthy, he should make sure to thank Trump for making it happen.

Repealing the Trump tax cuts will generate a massive amount of revenue to pay for the items in the reconciliation bill.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:38:25am

re: #190 Dr Lizardo

Trump is still POTUS until 12:00 EST. Once Biden is sworn in, then Biden is officially POTUS.

Yes, but Trump’s checked out. That’s why I said essentially.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:38:51am

re: #189 lawhawk

Biden’s first day on the job is including a bunch of EOs to overturn/repeal/reverse Trump era EOs.

It’s a full slate by any measure.

It’s a great start.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:39:12am

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No Malarkey!  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:39:16am

re: #187 Belafon

So, we essentially have no president for 3 hours.

We’ve had no President for 4 years.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:39:32am

re: #191 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Pretty much no difference since the election.

Four years really.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:39:38am
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Barefoot Grin  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:39:55am

Looking at the birds-eye view of the mall and Capitol and the first thing I thought was “I ran around that circle in front of the Capitol in the 1992 Marine Corps Marathon.”

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:39:56am

re: #198 NO SMOCKING GUN!

We’ve had no President for 4 years.

Sixteen seconds.

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Rightwingconspirator  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:40:40am

You good folks that feel relieved are a little ahead of me. I don’t think I will feel that until Joe Biden swears in.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:41:33am

re: #200 Belafon

[Embedded content]

I wonder if they’ll keep the lines about Courtney Love, Marlyn Manson, and Beck….

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Teukka  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:41:46am

re: #186 Dr Lizardo

I’m gonna hazard a guess and go with natural gas explosion. We had one here in Czech Republic last summer that do major damage to a residential tower block, though thankfully, there were no fatalities.

Aye. Eyeballing it, I would say same level of damage you’ve had in explosions post medium- to long-time leaks in TX, PR etc. Madrid has also had copious (by Madrid standards) amounts of snow (8”-ish) as of late, so either someone went outside the SOAR of the heater, or snow blocked a vital vent and… You do the math…

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:42:38am

re: #200 Belafon

I was wondering about that. I know Beau liked that Coldplay song. Honestly, the more I see from Biden the more I see what drew my Uncle to support his run 12 years ago. They’re the same age but my Uncle compared Joe to my grandfather. Never knew him but he’s still held in high regard by those who remember him over 40 years later. I’m proud to have voted for Biden. Not just against Trump.

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:42:48am

re: #194 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Repealing the Trump tax cuts will generate a massive amount of revenue to pay for the items in the reconciliation bill.

Trumps tax cuts failed
How do we know?
Simply refer to their own (idiotic) economic projections

Tax cuts did not achieve what you said they would. (Pre covid)
Repealed.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:44:20am

re: #207 Dangerman

Trumps tax cuts failed

Tax cuts achieved their true (unspoken) purpose: to concentrate more wealth in fewer hands.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:45:00am
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Dr. Matt  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:45:09am

We made it, Lizards. It’s going to be nice to wake-up tomorrow and not dreading the news to see how the POTUS has embarrassed our country.

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:45:57am

re: #208 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Tax cuts achieved their true (unspoken) purpose: to concentrate more wealth in fewer hands.

Indeed

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:46:09am

re: #210 Dr. Matt

We made it, Lizards. It’s going to be nice to wake-up tomorrow and not dreading the news to see how the POTUS has embarrassed our country.

No, but the next however many years until Trump is put in jail or kicks the bucket are going to be filled with stories about “former US President Donald Trump said/did XYZ” that we’ll have to roll our eyes at and ignore.

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ericblair  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:47:19am

I assume that these can be quickly reversed, but fuck that pile of shit and fuck all his enablers who told us that Trump wouldn’t be a hard-right bigot from day one.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:48:20am

re: #210 Dr. Matt

We made it, Lizards. It’s going to be nice to wake-up tomorrow and not dreading the news to see how the POTUS has embarrassed our country.

LOL not waking up here in Europe and wondering to myself, “JFC, what stupid shit did Trump do while we were all sleeping?” It’ll be nice.

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Ming5000  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:49:03am

LOL

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Florida Panhandler  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:49:15am

re: #210 Dr. Matt

We made it, Lizards. It’s going to be nice to wake-up tomorrow and not dreading the news to see how the POTUS has embarrassed our country.

We now have a real-world model of what would happen if you give a wild chimpanzee a loaded Uzi. And 47% of America still voted to repeat giving a chimpanzee an Uzi.

We are a sick country that shows no signs or will of getting any better. We must ensure that no Republican ever again gets into the White House. It’s that serious.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:49:56am

Before I hit the sack last night family members posting that Trump was sure to declare martial law at midnight and JFK Jr. was going to announce that the storm has commenced.

So I wake up this morning, see Fat Ass Elvis has left the building and Diamond & Silk are trending on Twitter…

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:51:36am

So it’s just over 2 1/2 hours from DC to Florida, which means Trump will be home in time to watch the inauguration, and all the commentary around it, on TV.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:52:23am

re: #216 Florida Panhandler

We are a sick country that shows no signs or will of getting any better. We must ensure that no Republican ever again gets into the White House. It’s that serious.

Many of us thought this country learned this lesson after dubyah. Though Donnie is exponentially worse by every metric, America will certainly elect another GOP president in the near future. Too many Americans only care there is an “R” after their name.

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Teukka  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:53:53am

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:54:36am

re: #216 Florida Panhandler

We are a sick country that shows no signs or will of getting any better. We must ensure that no Republican ever again gets into the White House. It’s that serious.

For all the relief I feel in seeing Biden assume the Presidency, I still do not forget that Trump still got more votes in 2020 than he did in 2016 and that only a massive Democratic turnout and landslide victory prevented him from still being President after today.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:54:42am

👀

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Florida Panhandler  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:55:46am

re: #220 Teukka

[Embedded content]

That cartoon would be better and more ironic if instead of the Biden Inauguration the wall was separating MAGA from polite society and mainstream social media companies.

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:56:39am

re: #213 ericblair

EOs Trump does in the final days can be reversed.
Any regulatory changes Trump’s cronies at the agency level passed since mid August can be repealed by a simple majority vote by Congress. That will take a bit of time to undo given all the other priorities on the plate of Congress, but they need to get cracking on the multitasking effort.

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Teukka  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:56:48am

re: #205 Teukka

Aye. Eyeballing it, I would say same level of damage you’ve had in explosions post medium- to long-time leaks in TX, PR etc. Madrid has also had copious (by Madrid standards) amounts of snow (8”-ish) as of late, so either someone went outside the SOAR of the heater, or snow blocked a vital vent and… You do the math…

UPDATE

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:56:59am

re: #154 Barefoot Grin

Not the first time she’s responded to one of his tweets with the exact same words.

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John Hughes  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:57:05am

re: #174 lawhawk

He’s right. The job numbers are incredible.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:59:30am

re: #217 🌹UOJB!

Before I hit the sack last night family members posting that Trump was sure to declare martial law at midnight and JFK Jr. was going to announce that the storm has commenced.

So I wake up this morning, see Fat Ass Elvis has left the building and Diamond & Silk are trending on Twitter…

The QAnon folks are probably tearing their hair out - well, either that, or moving the goalposts so fast you’d think they were mounted on atomic-powered rocket sleds.

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:59:39am
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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 6:59:54am

re: #218 darthstar

So it’s just over 2 1/2 hours from DC to Florida, which means Trump will be home in time to watch the inauguration, and all the commentary around it, on TV.

And with no Twitter account.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:02:34am

re: #218 darthstar

So it’s just over 2 1/2 hours from DC to Florida, which means Trump will be home in time to watch the inauguration, and all the commentary around it, on TV.

I assume that is why he planned such an early departure…

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Dave In Austin  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:04:20am

Anybody hear “Papist” yet?? I’m not Catholic, nor do I care who is. But I think Biden and Francis are a good match. If Joe were a Priest, he’d be a Jesuit.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:04:24am

I bet QAnon is feeling a lot like Pedro right about now.

Get Outta There Pedro 😂😂😭😭

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:04:28am

re: #231 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

He’s hoping to get media coverage of his landing and another speech on the backend with AF1 in the background.

That will not happen; media shouldn’t treat it as anything other than a stunt.

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:04:32am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:06:58am

re: #234 lawhawk

He’s hoping to get media coverage of his landing and another speech on the backend with AF1 in the background.

That will not happen; media shouldn’t treat it as anything other than a stunt.

It will be watched by the people who still do not accept Biden as their legally elected President.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:07:59am

Another important piece of history for yesthrday:

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:10:41am
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lizardofid  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:10:54am

re: #234 lawhawk

He’s hoping to get media coverage of his landing and another speech on the backend with AF1 in the background.

That will not happen; media shouldn’t treat it as anything other than a stunt.

All I’d like to see is the agent in charge of the football counting down on his watch to 12:01, picking up the case, and walking away from him.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:11:48am

re: #222 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

👀

He always was the swamp and so are you Tommie. GTFO of our Capital, you feckless Ron Paul knock off.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:11:54am
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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:11:55am
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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:16:22am

re: #224 lawhawk

EOs Trump does in the final days can be reversed.
Any regulatory changes Trump’s cronies at the agency level passed since mid August can be repealed by a simple majority vote by Congress. That will take a bit of time to undo given all the other priorities on the plate of Congress, but they need to get cracking on the multitasking effort.

They’ll just have to deal with Hawley blocking all simple votes.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:17:15am

re: #215 Ming5000

LOL

As long as those children are in cages.

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stpaulbear  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:18:27am

re: #213 ericblair

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I assume that these can be quickly reversed, but fuck that pile of shit and fuck all his enablers who told us that Trump wouldn’t be a hard-right bigot from day one.

Steven Miller’s life needs to become unbearable.

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makeitstop  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:20:36am

Well, this is exciting.

Se you in court, asshole.

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:22:06am

re: #244 Belafon

He wouldn’t be able to block the votes. We just wouldn’t be able to do unanimous consent on the actions.

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:22:37am
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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:22:44am
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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:23:00am

re: #248 lawhawk

He wouldn’t be able to block the votes. We just wouldn’t be able to do unanimous consent on the actions.

That’s what I meant, I just didn’t use the right words. They’re going to have a lot more work to do because of him.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:23:46am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:24:13am

re: #249 darthstar

Ever notice that Bolsonaro never actually bothers him. He’s a useful asshole to spread misinformation and I bet Putin has some serious dirt on him that he doesn’t want out.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:24:37am

re: #249 darthstar

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Um, duh, Glenn. “The reason the police arrested Charles Manson was to keep him from further killing and encouraging others to kill.”

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:25:14am

re: #252 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I seriously want to find someway to help us improve as a nation in how we teach history. I’m petrified of teaching as a career tho.

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steve_davis  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:25:44am

re: #114 Dangerman

Even Nixon didn’t pardon his cronies on his way out

Only because he couldn’t. You can’t pardon people who were involved in a criminal enterprise with you. I’m sure Ford made darned sure Nixon couldn’t pardon anyone before he gave Nixon the blanket pardon.

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:25:45am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:26:10am

re: #243 BigPapa

“I WON BY A LOT, JOE! MAGA!”

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:26:10am

re: #254 Belafon

Um, duh, Glenn. “The reason the police arrested Charles Manson was to keep him from further killing and encouraging others to kill.”

I mean Snowden proves himself repeatedly to be a Kremlin tool. I’m glad that I never fell for their scam.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:26:49am

re: #252 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

So does Watergate. The 1776 Commission report should be taught as the last attempt of white supremacists to whitewash history.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:26:53am

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John Hughes  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:27:05am

re: #105 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Young man there’s no need to feel down
I said young man pick yourself off the ground
I said young man ‘cause your in a new town
There’s no need to be unhappy
Young man there’s a place you can go
I said young man when you’re short on your dough
You can stay there and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

… Mar a Largo, it’s fun to stay at Mar a Largo …

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plansbandc  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:27:31am

...

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:28:04am

re: #262 John Hughes

… Mar a Largo, it’s fun to stay at Mar a Largo …

Thanks for the earworm. But well done heh.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:28:25am

Guys, please go inside already. I’m nervous.

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Teukka  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:28:36am

Ohlawdhavmercee:

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:30:02am

re: #266 Teukka

Ohlawdhavmercee:

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I couldn’t make that stuff up if I were high and drunk.

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Dave In Austin  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:30:41am

Tears……….

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:31:25am

re: #267 Belafon

I couldn’t make that stuff up if I were high and drunk.

I assume there is a QAlgorithm that just cranks this stuff out…

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plansbandc  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:31:28am

I always fail trying embed reply tweets

In response to someone saying he wanted a 21 gun salute, guy said “how about a 21 gun firing squad instead.”

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:31:40am
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John Hughes  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:31:41am

re: #239 lizardofid

All I’d like to see is the agent in charge of the football counting down on his watch to 12:01, picking up the case, and walking away from him.

Not necessary. The codes in the “biscuit” expire at 12:00:01.

There isn’t a literal “button”.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:31:44am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:33:20am

re: #273 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Georgia has quickly becoming one my favorite Senate delegations. Well done. Don’t ever write off the South.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:33:57am

re: #267 Belafon

I couldn’t make that stuff up if I were high and drunk.

Shit, I don’t think I could make that up if I were tripping on LSD.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:34:10am

re: #275 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Georgia has quickly becoming one my favorite Senate delegations. Well done. Don’t ever write off the South.

General Sherman would be proud…

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:34:31am

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sagehen  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:35:02am
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Ace-o-aces  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:36:31am
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lizardofid  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:36:49am

re: #272 John Hughes

Not necessary. The codes in the “biscuit” expire at 12:00:01.

There isn’t a literal “button”.

That’s good. But I was enjoying the symbolism in my little mind.

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makeitstop  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:38:02am

Meanwhile, here in New York…

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John Hughes  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:38:26am

re: #252 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Historians shouldn’t ignore the “1776 report”. Not because it isn’t shit, but because it is history. The moment when the government of the US decided it needed a ministry of propaganda.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:38:38am

Was that Cornyn in a 5 gallon hat?

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stpaulbear  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:39:04am

I just got a text from my cool youngest sister in WI that a coworker of hers tested + for Covid and she’s feeling cold symptoms. She’s getting tested this afternoon. This day is wrecked.

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:39:08am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:40:56am

re: #272 John Hughes

There isn’t a literal “button”.

And I bet Trump was pissed when he found this out.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:41:22am

re: #280 Ace-o-aces

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They were talking about Gloria this morning, and that’s it’s another song that no one pays much attention to the lyrics, especially Trump. This line seems very fitting: “If everybody wants you, why isn’t anybody callin’?”

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:42:24am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:42:59am

Patrick Leahy as PPT gives me goosies. I was able to meet and talk with him (very briefly) when I was in DC years ago and it was a highlight of my life. I was completely star stuck.

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John Hughes  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:43:40am

re: #264 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Thanks for the earworm. But well done heh.

You know what? I bet it’s not fun at all to stay at Mar a Largo. Not even for Trump.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:44:40am

CNN reporting Eugene Goodman will escort Harris to the ceremony.

He was the black cop that helped protect the Senate two weeks ago.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:44:51am

re: #291 John Hughes

You know what? I bet it’s not fun at all to stay at Mar a Largo. Not even for Trump.

Not at all.

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gocart mozart  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:45:02am
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Eventual Carrion  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:45:25am

re: #289 darthstar

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Will promo code FELON work just as well?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:45:56am

re: #294 gocart mozart

“And STAY OUT!”

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:45:56am

Dan Quayle sighting heh. But hey respect to him for going.

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makeitstop  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:46:54am

re: #289 darthstar

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Primo comment.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:46:55am

re: #291 John Hughes

You know what? I bet it’s not fun at all to stay at Mar a Largo. Not even for Trump.

Perhaps for the bedbugs.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:48:37am

OT. Good juju appreciated:

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Dave In Austin  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:49:14am

Hey Hey It’s the Clinton’s

She steps to the mike and sez “I Told You Bitch’s, But Noooooooo”

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A Cranky One  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:49:16am

re: #255 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I seriously want to find someway to help us improve as a nation in how we teach history. I’m petrified of teaching as a career tho.

I found teaching to be very rewarding, and discovered that sometimes the questions asked led me to a better understanding of the subject.

On the other hand, some parents are just crazy and were the reason I quit. Too many Karens.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:49:46am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:50:33am

I notice Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris are both wearing purple today. Any significance?

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:50:48am
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John Hughes  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:51:21am

re: #266 Teukka

“The basement of the Bastille in Paris” is the Bastille metro station. (On one of the platforms you can see the foundations). Maybe Obama is taking line 8 to la Fontaine de Mars for dinner? Somebody should tell him restaurants are closed because of COVID-19. (Also it’s not a very good restaurant, although some of us from AUP used to quite like the ambience).

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:52:03am

Dan Dale still doing his job. As he should :)

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:52:42am

re: #304 Eclectic Cyborg

I notice Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris are both wearing purple today. Any significance?

Ask Q. They were complaining about purple the other day.

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Jay C  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:52:50am

re: #283 John Hughes

Historians shouldn’t ignore the “1776 report”. Not because it isn’t shit, but because it is history. The moment when the government of the US decided it needed a ministry of propaganda an Orwellian Ministry of Truth.

So just another butthurt gripe for the Cultural Fascists among us to get butt-hurt and gripey over. Which, since ISTM from the beginning that creating another potential nexus of whiny self-victimization/huffy outrage on the Right was what “1776”* was mainly about, is only to be expected.

*the Trump-Admin “Commission”, not the Broadway musical. The latter is fine.

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carey94tt  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:52:51am

Checking in…have the arrests started yet?

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John Hughes  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:53:04am

re: #269 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I assume there is a QAlgorithm that just cranks this stuff out…

Yeah, lots of it does sound like a Markov chain trained on conspiracy shit.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:53:22am

Obama is back, bitch!

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unproven innocence  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:54:09am

re: #304 Eclectic Cyborg

I notice Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris are both wearing purple today. Any significance?

It’s a mix of 2 primary colors— blue and red.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:54:17am

re: #310 carey94tt

Checking in…have the arrests started yet?

Give Letitia time, she’s on it.

/

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sagehen  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:55:03am

re: #304 Eclectic Cyborg

I notice Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris are both wearing purple today. Any significance?

Red + Blue = Purple

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:55:09am

re: #312 Eclectic Cyborg

Obama is back, bitch!

He never left.

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John Hughes  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:55:39am

re: #269 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I assume there is a QAlgorithm that just cranks this stuff out…

And here is one somebody made as a joke

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steve_davis  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:56:00am

re: #188 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

More like talking about Trump’s rise to power without mentioning his role. It was completely infuriating.

or talking about how the republicans in the 1990’s kept Clinton and the democrats disciplined, without mentioning that not a single one of them voted for the ‘92 tax increase that led to balanced budgets for the first time in 40 years?

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:56:04am

re: #304 Eclectic Cyborg

I notice Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris are both wearing purple today. Any significance?

Red + Blue. Unity.

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No Malarkey!  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:56:28am

Clarence Thomas and Alito snubbed the Inauguration.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:57:37am

There’s Hunter.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:57:55am

re: #317 John Hughes

And here is one somebody made as a joke

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Any idea what that’s saying? I’m not good with Quibbrish.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:58:05am

re: #321 Eclectic Cyborg

There’s Hunter.

Is he carrying a laptop?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:58:34am

re: #323 Eventual Carrion

Is he carrying a laptop?

Nancy’s laptop?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 7:59:47am

Mother has arrived.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:00:20am

re: #320 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Clarence Thomas and Alito snubbed the Inauguration.

Not missed.

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lizardofid  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:00:30am

re: #324 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Nancy’s laptop?

Anthony Weiners?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:00:58am

re: #326 Patricia Kayden

Not missed.

Not at all.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:02:10am

Fucking right CNN. Pence’s acting like a real VP is only two weeks old.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:02:17am

re: #320 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Clarence Thomas and Alito snubbed the Inauguration.

Thomas was probably afraid his wife would get arrested.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:02:29am

CNN: We should note Mike Pences desire to smooth things over is only a couple of weeks old.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:02:37am
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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:04:46am
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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:05:32am

re: #331 Eclectic Cyborg

CNN: We should note Mike Pences desire to smooth things over is only a couple of weeks old.

Days.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:06:10am

Looking at all these Republicans is nauseating.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:06:49am

re: #334 darthstar

Days.

Weeks. Certainly after the right-wing mob tried to kill him, he finally pulled his head out of his ass and started actually doing the right things.

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makeitstop  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:08:42am

I hadn’t heard about this. So much for that Apprentice reboot.

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:08:46am

re: #336 thedopefishlives

Weeks. Certainly after the right-wing mob tried to kill him, he finally pulled his head out of his ass and started actually doing the right things.

Oh, that was two weeks ago. I stand corrected.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:09:00am

Michelle Obama is the definition of pure class.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:09:23am
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John Hughes  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:09:36am

re: #280 Ace-o-aces

“My way” — based on a much better Claude Francois song “Comme d’habitude”… “Comme d’habitude on fait semblant…” Could be about Melania and Donald, except it’s sung with passion. And they don’t even share a bedroom, let alone a bed.

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ipsos  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:10:32am

re: #340 The Pie Overlord!

It felt so good to put ours out just now!

They don’t get to take this symbol away from all of us.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:10:35am

re: #341 John Hughes

I wouldn’t be surprised if she files for divorce by years end.

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Sherlock Hound  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:10:45am

50 minutes.

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John Hughes  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:11:21am

Pence looks very lonely out all by himself.

Oh, they’ve taken pity on him.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:11:26am

re: #338 darthstar

Oh, that was two weeks ago. I stand corrected.

I know. Hard to keep track of the chaos.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:11:28am

re: #344 Sherlock Hound

50 minutes.

Feels good, doesn’t it?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:11:57am

re: #343 Eclectic Cyborg

I wouldn’t be surprised if she files for divorce by years end.

Not a chance. First she’s Donnie in heels. Second, way to much money on the table.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:12:08am

re: #343 Eclectic Cyborg

I wouldn’t be surprised if she files for divorce by years end.

She has the papers drawn up and ready to go I am am sure…

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:12:12am

re: #340 The Pie Overlord!

I didn’t think about MLK day, but I hung Old Glory proudly by the door at sunrise this morning. Mrs. Fish is elated and you can just tell the mood has changed here in the fishbowl. FUCK DONALD JOHN TRUMP AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:12:46am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:13:06am

re: #348 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Not a chance. First she’s Donnie in heels. Second, way to much money on the table.

There is the matter of the NDA that is part of her prenup. With that still in place, she cannot write a tell-all First Lady autobiography…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:13:06am

Purple is a mood to Shirley Chisholm. I didn’t know that.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:14:01am

The purple is a nod to Shirley Chisholm FYI who ran for Potus in ‘72, the year Biden was first elected.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:14:05am

re: #353 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Purple is a mood to Shirley Chisholm. I didn’t know that.

NOD not mood. F’in autocorrect.

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Dave In Austin  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:14:48am

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 That’s all I got!

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:14:56am

Nice seeing Clyburn who calls Biden his little brother heh.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:16:00am

re: #335 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Looking at all these Republicans is nauseating.

They shouldn’t be there. What nerve.

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:16:20am

re: #147 jeffreyw

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Good morning!

Western good morning!

A successful life in a narrow space:
(I wish us all wider horizons.)

Beginnings
Persistence
Buds
Flowers
Seeds and senescense
The next team
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:17:27am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:17:56am

re: #358 Patricia Kayden

They shouldn’t be there. What nerve.

REPUBLICAN hypocrisy on full display?

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:18:11am

re: #332 Patricia Kayden

I thought Mulaney was still in rehab…

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Dave In Austin  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:18:13am

It’s starting to snow

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:18:54am

re: #360 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Can someone post a picture?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:19:04am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:20:44am

re: #364 Belafon

Can someone post a picture?

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:20:57am

I’d think they would be more heavily dressed…it’s minus 45 up there on the dais.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:21:31am

Q nuts melting down… where is JFK Jr.????

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Teukka  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:21:31am

Stolen from a chat: “Wait, stop. Did Trump really pardon Voldemort, or is that a rumor?”

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:21:57am
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John Hughes  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:22:20am

Hope those marine bandsmen wit the COVID dispersal machines have been tested and in quarantine.

(… a whole bunch of Bidens… 😂. Amy!)

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:23:45am
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BeachDem  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:24:39am

Good speech by Amy. I still love her.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:24:57am

I’ll take Lady GaGa over Kid Rock any day

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BogeyMon  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:28:19am

WOOT! What a great day!

Long time lurker, seldom poster, just wanted to enjoy the moment with you all, It’s been a long four years, now we can move forward.

I have to say thank you Charles! You maintain a great house to party in, and thank you Lizards for sharing your thoughts, comments, music suggestions and food tips. Your community has kept me sane and hopeful through these terrible times, I share your comments with my wife and she appreciates you too.

Gonna take a while before we get the Trump (fuck him) stank off this country, but we will get through this,

Stay safe,
Thanks

376
No Malarkey!  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:29:59am

re: #358 Patricia Kayden

They shouldn’t be there. What nerve.

I have to disagree. It’s important to get as much GOP acceptance that Biden is President as possible. If all Republicans snubbed the Inauguration, that is a message that they still believe the stolen election lie.

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:30:55am

re: #216 Florida Panhandler

We now have a real-world model of what would happen if you give a wild chimpanzee a loaded Uzi. And 47% of America still voted to repeat giving a chimpanzee an Uzi.

We are a sick country that shows no signs or will of getting any better. We must ensure that no Republican ever again gets into the White House. It’s that serious.

74 million voters is 22% of Americans, approximately (not all eligible to vote).

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John Hughes  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:31:49am

re: #289 darthstar

Real men sleep naked, and wear silk or satin dressing gowns when out of bed.

Am I disclosing too much?

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John Hughes  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:32:58am

re: #294 gocart mozart

The last helicopter leaving the embassy in Saigon.

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John Hughes  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:34:02am

re: #299 Patricia Kayden

Lot of chemical contamination in the food.

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BogeyMon  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:36:02am

re: #375 BogeyMon

WOOT! What a great day!

Long time lurker, seldom poster, just wanted to enjoy the moment with you all, It’s been a long four years, now we can move forward.

I have to say thank you Charles! You maintain a great house to party in, and thank you Lizards for sharing your thoughts, comments, music suggestions and food tips. Your community has kept me sane and hopeful through these terrible times, I share your comments with my wife and she appreciates you too.

Gonna take a while before we get the Trump (fuck him) stank off this country, but we will get through this,

Stay safe,
Thanks

382
John Hughes  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:48:33am

re: #322 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Any idea what that’s saying? I’m not good with Quibbrish.

Congrats, you are probably sane.

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TedStriker  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:55:48am

re: #292 Eclectic Cyborg

CNN reporting Eugene Goodman will escort Harris to the ceremony.

He was the black cop that helped protect the Senate two weeks ago.

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steve_davis  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:22:20am

re: #332 Patricia Kayden

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If the secret service contacted me over that joke, I would be sorely tempted to tell them to fuck off.

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CleverToad  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:37:48am

re: #300 Eclectic Cyborg

OT. Good juju appreciated:

qAD+HdUAzrbX64hfnYf0hyBVDG5ntu9B6qh8+5cG9LPIDu2um8GN3QtwLRrE0M/QkcUyj+/Pn7jhmQKDTvUtIzG7o4r4u9RX1Q1aGRpd6QGsNh+Wkl3JthiNV2ppxOmQeKeM3fI/U5iIgRd5K/SgtgPyktxa+v45O7m48Crm8Ns=


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