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1
darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:25:31am

Ah…new thread smell. I like it. This will be the first thread of the Biden presidency.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:25:48am

35 minutes until Trump’s biscuit goes stale…

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:25:54am
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piratedan  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:26:18am

thank you to everyone who got us here, lets hope that we can continue to do good and make a positive change for ourselves, our country and our world.

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DodgerFan1988  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:26:19am
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Jay C  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:26:28am

re: #1 darthstar

Ah…new thread smell. I like it. This will be the first thread of the Biden presidency.

Except for the first 35 minutes or so.

Cool, though. (Minus 45!)

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:27:52am

re: #3 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Socialism sucks so much for Ed that he still keeps his Social Security and Medicare payments

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:27:56am
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jaunte  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:28:09am

Dec 16, 2020

Two weeks ago, Missouri Sen. Roy Blunt went on CNN and said the presidential election wasn’t “rigged” and called Democrat Joe Biden’s administration “likely.”

But when host Dana Bash pressed him to call the Democrat the “president-elect,” he said only the Electoral College could do that.

He stuck to that line Monday.
news-leader.com

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:28:34am

re: #3 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Q called to tell them that they’re suckers and losers.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:29:46am

30 minutes

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:30:14am

By all rights, Biden was not President-Elect until the EC voted.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:30:41am

re: #10 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Q called to tell them that they’re suckers and losers.

Looks like for some of the Qultists, reality is setting in. As seen on a QAnon site:

Q CAN EAT A DICK NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN ALL TRUMP DID WAS THROW US TO THE FUCKING WOLVES!!!

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:31:06am

Qtard freepers are pledging loyalty.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:31:49am

re: #14 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Qtard freepers are pledging loyalty.

To?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:32:30am

re: #13 Dr Lizardo

Looks like for some of the Qultists, reality is setting in. As seen on a QAnon site:

as long as Trump and the GOP were in power, the QCult could count on a great deal of notoriety.

Now they are banished back to the fringes and do not like that prospect.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:32:55am

re: #12 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

By all rights, Biden was not President-Elect until the EC voted.

Tell that to the 2016 Trump who had a president-elect podium in November.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:33:19am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:33:36am

re: #13 Dr Lizardo

Looks like for some of the Qultists, reality is setting in. As seen on a QAnon site:

Good. I want them to turn their anger on Trump and his cronies. Maybe they’ll figure out that Trump’s the creep that Q told them everyone else is.

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jimmyvluv4u  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:33:37am

???? Joe Exotic holds out hope for 27 more minutes…

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Alephnaught  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:35:09am

Wee bit late to the party, but…

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:35:09am

re: #15 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

To?

Follow it for eternity and wait for the revelation… I think; may be a paraphrase

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stpaulbear  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:35:28am

Put your fucking mask on, Rev, when you’re talking to the Prez.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:35:33am

re: #20 jimmyvluv4u

???? Joe Exotic holds out hope for 27 more minutes…

I knew he wasn’t done.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:35:46am

re: #12 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

By all rights, Biden was not President-Elect until the EC voted.

re: #17 Belafon

Tell that to the 2016 Trump who had a president-elect podium in November.

Clinton also conceded in November of 2016

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Mattand  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:36:02am

re: #10 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Q called to tell them that they’re suckers and losers.

Wouldn’t it be awesome if it turned out that Q was actual Q from Star Trek and he’s just been fucking with the MAGAts all along?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:36:44am

Good lord, that dress

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:36:55am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:37:24am

re: #27 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Good lord, that dress

She’s lady Gaga! She’s allowed.

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stpaulbear  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:37:25am

re: #27 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Good lord, that dress

Aretha Franklin’s hat was better.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:37:53am

re: #27 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Good lord, that dress

At least it’s not a meat dress. 😂

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:38:17am

This gal’s got a good voice. She should go places. And that’s one hell of a brooch!

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:39:01am

re: #26 Mattand

Wouldn’t it be awesome if it turned out that Q was actual Q from Star Trek and he’s just been fucking with the MAGAts all along?

no, because he was the one who introduced us to the Borg…

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Mattand  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:39:17am

re: #27 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Good lord, that dress

Gotta dig the dove brooch. Like “What if I did what Bjork did, but classier?”

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:39:30am

re: #32 darthstar

This gal’s got a good voice. She should go places. And that’s one hell of a brooch!

I was going to joke about it being a Mockingjay, But it’s a peace dove and I just couldn’t.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:39:42am

re: #33 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

no, because he was the one who introduced us to the Borg…

He warned us early about the Borg, which was a good thing.

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:39:46am

Really…one song? That’s a pretty short set.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:39:47am

The Star-Spangled Banner is a damn hard song to pull off. I’d say Lady Gaga pulled it off nicely.

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Mattand  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:39:49am

re: #33 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

no, because he was the one who introduced us to the Borg…

Well, the MAGAts are directed by a hive mind…

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BeachDem  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:40:26am

re: #38 Dr Lizardo

The Star-Spangled Banner is a damn hard song to pull off. I’d say Lady Gaga pulled it off nicely.

Well, she’s no Roseanne, but…

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BogeyMon  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:40:59am

Damn! first time I’ve CL’ed (PBUH)
Damn, first time I’ve CL’ed (PBUH)
Damn! first time I’ve CL’ed (PBUH)
WOOT! What a great day!

Long time lurker, seldom poster, just wanted to enjoy the moment with you all, It’s been a long four years, now we can move forward.

I have to say thank you Charles! You maintain a great house to party in, and thank you Lizards for sharing your thoughts, comments, music suggestions and food tips. Your community has kept me sane and hopeful through these terrible times, I share your comments with my wife and she appreciates you too.

Gonna take a while before we get the Trump (fuck him) stank off this country, but we will get through this,

Stay safe,
Thanks

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ipsos  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:41:16am

The thinkable has happened. I’ve reclaimed my old screen name now that we have a prez who doesn’t deserve repeated impeachment.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:41:23am

re: #40 BeachDem

Well, she’s no Roseanne, but…

Who? 😉😁😂

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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:41:26am

Watching the inauguration AND drinking the Q tears:

greatawakening.win

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:41:30am

Damn…Amy’s intro of Harris has me teared up.

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BeachDem  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:42:12am

Kamala and Sonia—I can’t stop smiling.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:42:21am

Madam Vice President

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ipsos  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:42:31am

Damn, but this feels GOOD.

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jimmyvluv4u  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:43:12am

Argh, but Sotomayor pronounced Kamala wrong!

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:43:16am

Vice President Harris.

That’s the post.

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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:43:21am

🤟🤟🤟🤟

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:43:33am

Joe’s eyes just smiled as he congratulated now VP Harris.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:44:16am

re: #46 BeachDem

Kamala and Sonia—I can’t stop smiling.

That photo is one for the history books. Great women.

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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:44:53am

re: #44 Nyet

Watching the inauguration AND drinking the Q tears:

greatawakening.win

I think their server just committed suicide.

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Orange Impostor  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:45:10am

re: #5 DodgerFan1988

[Embedded content]

Mr Walsh,

I want you to remember these words when you inevitably begin to criticize the Biden administration on policy matters. Do not EVER forget the toxicity of the past four year’s administration and their followers’ rhetoric and actions. The “civility” ball is firmly in your court.

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austin_blue  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:46:01am

It’s morning in America.

What a great fucking day!

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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:46:25am

Kamala’s twitter prof now says VP.

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Mattand  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:46:26am

Fox News, OANN, and Newsmax must losing their collective shits right about now.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:46:54am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:47:00am

Tearing up at Jennifer Lopez’s performance.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:47:02am

re: #54 Nyet

I think their server just committed suicide.

Probably overloaded.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:47:05am

re: #54 Nyet

I think their server just committed suicide.

There is one time I can recall - I believe it was the launch of the original Destiny video game - where tech support posted a picture of their server room, with actual fire coming from actual servers, in response to multiple support tickets, saying, “We’re doing everything we can, but stuff is literally on fire right now. Please bear with us.”

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calochortus  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:47:40am

With regards to the comments in the last thread about purple dresses: Suffragettes wore purple and white a lot. Sometimes green as well.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:48:07am

re: #59 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Lol. I thought about that after Kamal took her oath.

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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:48:19am

Back again. Sweet sweet MAGAt tears.

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stpaulbear  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:48:23am

OK, I’m really nervous right now.

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:48:51am

too early?

YouTube

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:49:18am

DONALD TRUMP IS NOT THE FUCKING PRESIDENT ANYMORE!!!!

Return of the Jedi Celebration

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:49:22am

And we now have a real president again!

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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:49:29am

It is done.

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stpaulbear  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:49:37am

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

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makeitstop  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:50:11am

JOE! Mr. President!

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ipsos  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:50:14am

May those be the worst four years of any of our lives. And may things get better, more peaceful, more caring, more loving, more human, from here.

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jaunte  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:50:25am

Opening the New Year champagne now.

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Dave In Austin  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:50:32am

I feel better already……

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Florida Panhandler  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:50:32am

No more worrying about what vulgar, grotesque policies and attitudes will be coming from the POTUS Twitter account.

Like a breath of fresh air despite the storm we are still currently in.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:50:37am

WOOHOO!!!!

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A Mom Anon  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:50:37am

OMG you guys, it’s a great day again after so long!
I’m sure it’s a just a coincidence but this is the first morning in over a year I haven’t woke up in pain. (I’m taking supplements and Delta 8 products and they seem to be helping bit)

And now watching the swearing in. PRESIDENT JOE BFD BIDEN!!!! Woot!

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BogeyMon  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:50:44am

Fucking A!

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:51:09am

President Biden and VP Harris.

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calochortus  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:51:13am

re: #74 jaunte

Opening the New Year champagne now.

A little early for me, but this evening? Yes!
As for now, a coffee toast will have to do.

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Teukka  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:51:33am

Oh, the amounts of snark:

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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:52:17am

-Sublyminal 3 minutes ago +1 / -1
Dude nothing is going to happen, this shit is fucking over. Q is sitting back laughing at us, for being the dumb fucks that we are.

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Orange Impostor  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:52:24am

PRESIDENT JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN JUNIOR.

THAT IS ALL.

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:52:30am
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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:52:46am


but it’s not 12:00 noon yet
stolen
rigged
illegal
invalid

(sorry)

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:53:14am

(sound of large weight falling from shoulders)

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:54:05am

If you are reading this, congratulations.

You have survived the Trump Administration.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:54:16am

Delivered from evil…

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:54:21am

re: #87 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

(sound of large weight falling from shoulders)

(sight of acme anvil falling somewhere over palm beach county, florida)

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Sherlock Hound  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:54:38am

re: #86 Dangerman


but it’s not 12:00 noon yet
stolen
rigged
illegal
invalid

(sorry)

Still 5 minutes. We’re counting on you, Q!
////

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:54:42am

My 46th grandchild welcomes POTUS46!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:54:52am

Looks like Joe Exotic missed his chance.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:55:01am

re: #92 The Pie Overlord!

My 46th grandchild welcomes POTUS46!

[Embedded content]

Cute smile.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:55:05am

re: #88 Eclectic Cyborg

If you are reading this, congratulations.

You have survived the Trump Administration.

I gotta admit, there were a few moments where I was actually worried about not making it. Not so much from a self capability, but the possibility of getting nuked, or the actual health scare of having COVID.

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Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:55:12am

re: #88 Eclectic Cyborg

If you are reading this, congratulations.

You have survived the Trump Administration.

take a moment in recognition for the 400,000 plus the uncounted others, who did not

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:55:23am

re: #93 Eclectic Cyborg

Looks like Joe Exotic missed his chance.

Trump doesn’t take bribes in meth I guess.

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Florida Panhandler  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:55:25am

re: #90 Dangerman

(sight of acme anvil falling somewhere over palm beach county, florida)

That anvil sound will be by the NY AG office.

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ipsos  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:55:31am

Twitter just handed over @POTUS.

Suck it, Donnie.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:55:36am

re: #94 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Cute smile.

We can all smile now.

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BlueSpotinAL  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:55:41am

This is an appropriate song for the occasion: Happy Days Are Here Again, FDR’s campaign song

“Happy Days are here again!” - Harry Hudson’s Melody Men (1930)

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Alephnaught  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:55:44am

Is there any reason the swearing-in was earlier? I thought it would be midday EST?

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:56:25am
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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:57:02am

New theory: the military is waiting for 12:00.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:57:03am

Wow a President who speaks in complete sentences and actually has a pleasant voice!

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:57:24am

re: #104 Nyet

New theory: the military is waiting for 12:00.

They have *checks clock* three minutes. Good luck, boys.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:58:00am

re: #105 The Pie Overlord!

Wow a President who speaks in complete sentences and actually has a pleasant voice!

He hasn’t attacked the media once! It’s amazing.

///

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:58:17am

re: #104 Nyet

New theory: the military is waiting for 12:00.

I’m waiting for 12:01 PM, when deranged Donald no longer has control

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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:58:27am

re: #102 Alephnaught

Is there any reason the swearing-in was earlier? I thought it would be midday EST?

Midday is when Trump’s term ends. By that time the new Pres must be sworn in, or there will be a mini-crisis (not really, but you get what I mean).

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:58:32am

Greatawakening dot win site has crashed, it looks like.

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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:58:35am

Nice of Biden to acknowledge Trump’s supporters… white supremacists and domestic terrorists.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:59:14am

re: #109 Nyet

Midday is when Trump’s term ends. By that time the be Pres must be sworn in, or there will be a mini-crisis (not really, but you get what I mean).

I just checked Wikipedia, it says Trump’s oath of office was administered at 12:00 sharp back in 2017. I wonder if it’s just a question of timing and temperature; somebody mentioned snow, it must be a decently cold day in Washington.

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A Mom Anon  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:59:21am

My big tough biker tattooed husband is sitting on the couch crying his eyeballs out. That’s when I know some shit is serious.

My god, just having someone coherent talking to the American people is just…awesome. Someone with compassion, empathy and love in his heart. Who understands loss and love and had a good heart. That stuff matters SO much and my hope is that we take that lesson above the crap Trump has left behind. Experience, dedication to public service and just being a decent human. It has to matter more as part of who we elect to office.

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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:59:42am

Tick tock.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:59:45am

re: #104 Nyet

New theory: the military is waiting for 12:00.

Which 12:00?

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 8:59:55am

re: #109 Nyet

Midday is when Trump’s term ends. By that time the be Pres must be sworn in, or there will be a mini-crisis (not really, but you get what I mean).

Typically, there’s two oaths administered. One privately, and one in public. Both typically occur prior to 12:00PM when the official power transitions to the next president.

We are within moments of 12:00PM ET.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:00:01am

re: #115 Belafon

Which 12:00?

Noon.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:00:08am

It’s noon!

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A Mom Anon  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:00:59am

re: #92 The Pie Overlord!

I am totally digging the hair stylin’. How adorable.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:01:00am

re: #117 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Noon.

It’s noon on the elite coast, but it’s only 11 here. :)

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:01:05am
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ipsos  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:01:08am

He’s just another cranky old retiree sitting alone in Florida complaining about shit.

And you don’t have to listen to him anymore. Ever.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:01:31am

re: #120 Belafon

It’s noon on the elite coast, but it’s only 11 here. :)

You mean the best coast? :)

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Sherlock Hound  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:01:40am

12:01 EST.

The NYAG, the SDNY, and elsewhere:
“Let’s Roll.”

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Florida Panhandler  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:02:07am

re: #122 ipsos

He’s just another cranky old retiree sitting alone in Florida complaining about shit.

And you don’t have to listen to him anymore. Ever.

A cranky old retiree still running a multi-million $ criminal enterprise.

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BogeyMon  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:02:11am

re: #113 A Mom Anon

I just asked my wife if I am being stupid, being this emotionally wrapped up watching this… she said no, she is crying her eyes out.
What a relief to us all!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:02:13am

Current DC weather is 42 and windy.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:02:16am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:02:27am

Biden’s got a good sense of history.

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BeachDem  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:03:03am

re: #122 ipsos

He’s just another cranky old retiree sitting alone in Florida complaining about shit.

And you don’t have to listen to him anymore. Ever.

Or, as the Eagles sang:

Get over it
Get over it
All this bitchin’ and moanin’ and pitchin’ a fit
Get over it, get over it…

I want to find your inner child and kick its little ass.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:03:54am
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ipsos  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:03:57am

re: #125 Florida Panhandler

A cranky old retiree still running a multi-million $ criminal enterprise.

Tish James is coming hard for him.

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austin_blue  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:04:25am

re: #102 Alephnaught

Is there any reason the swearing-in was earlier? I thought it would be midday EST?

The official time for the change is 12 noon. A few minutes early is nothing new.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:04:37am

It’s so weird to listen to a President talk without spewing lies all the time.

/

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Sherlock Hound  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:05:17am

re: #133 austin_blue

The official time for the change is 12 noon. A few minutes early is nothing new.

It never used to matter before Trump.

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retired cynic  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:06:23am

Lies. Calling them Lies. YAY!

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:06:41am

re: #135 Sherlock Hound

It never used to matter before Trump.

and neither did people use to insist on waiting

until results were certified
until the electors had cast ballots
until the EC vote was confirmed by the Senate

etc…

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:07:37am

re: #137 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

They didn’t storm the Capitol when they lost either.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:08:16am

re: #138 Eclectic Cyborg

They didn’t storm the Capitol when they lost either.

that was an attempt to disrupt the confirmation proceedings

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:08:18am

Wikipedia got the change up within about 30 seconds after 12:00
en.m.wikipedia.org

Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. (/ˈbaɪdən/ BY-dən; born November 20, 1942) is an American politician currently serving as the 46th President of the United State

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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:08:23am

The Storm is here. Nothing can stop what is coming.

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Blizard  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:08:39am

I will sleep like a baby tonight. Thanks lizards for helping keep me sane over the past 4 years as well. I’ve checked in a few times over the years but I just could not keep up during 45’s tumult.

Today is a very good day! Yay!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:09:04am

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:09:33am

I am about to ugly cry now.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:09:59am

Joe has done more to honor the pandemic victims in the last ten minutes than Trump has in the last TEN MONTHS.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:10:00am

One of my gay friends on FB just now: “Lady Ga-Ga really dressed down for this.”

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ipsos  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:10:06am

re: #144 The Pie Overlord!

I am about to ugly cry now.

You’re in the finest of company. Let it flow.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:10:45am
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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:10:49am
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Barefoot Grin  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:10:57am

re: #147 ipsos

You’re in the finest of company. Let it flow.

My wife saw me misting up and all i could say was “it’s been four years.”

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sagehen  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:11:19am

re: #7 🌹UOJB!

Socialism sucks so much for Ed that he still keeps his Social Security and Medicare payments

Nobody every complains about socialized firefighting…

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:12:37am

Bub-bye, Donald!

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:12:41am

It’s been a traumatic four years. We’ve fought hard. If you made it this far, you accomplished something. Be proud of yourselves. Don’t care about anybody watching. This is your moment to acknowledge that you were a victim of a traumatizing, abusive authority figure. He’s gone now. The bad man can’t hurt us anymore. We’ve still got a lot of cleaning up to do, but that can wait for a few minutes while you let the past four years catch up with you.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:12:56am

Price is right losing horn

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:12:58am

re: #149 Dr Lizardo

I’m honestly surprised about the introspection but hopefully there’s hope for some of them yet. Hope they stay the hell away from a computer monitor or gun store tho.

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Dave In Austin  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:13:25am

Anyone take a peek at Freep lately?

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nines09  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:13:39am
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Dave In Austin  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:14:21am

re: #154 Eclectic Cyborg

Look out Pedro!!

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:14:48am

He spoke for like, what, 10 minutes?

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BogeyMon  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:14:57am

don’t know about ya’ll, but I feel like the American eagle just got the tarnish washed off and is starting to shine again!

VB, can we have some pie?

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:14:57am

re: #149 Dr Lizardo

I wonder how Hannah Holmes will deal with finding out that she had been for a while.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:15:45am

re: #159 The Pie Overlord!

He spoke for like, what, 10 minutes?

Did somebody note all the times he used the pronouns “I/me”?

Let’s be consistent here, folks

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:15:49am

Nice singing by Brooks. Surprised to see a Country singer at this inauguration.

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Mattand  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:16:03am

re: #112 thedopefishlives

I just checked Wikipedia, it says Trump’s oath of office was administered at 12:00 sharp back in 2017. I wonder if it’s just a question of timing and temperature; somebody mentioned snow, it must be a decently cold day in Washington.

I had read something last night that Trump is notoriously late for everything, and there was a real possibility that noon would come and go without the oath being administered, leaving Pence briefly as the acting president.

Apparently that spooked and upset him enough that he showed up on time.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:16:28am

re: #163 Patricia Kayden

Nice singing by Brooks. Surprised to see a Country singer at this inauguration.

Garth Brooks? Honestly, that doesn’t surprise me so much. He’s always struck me as more of a genuine patriot over a wingnut.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:16:29am

re: #159 The Pie Overlord!

He spoke for like, what, 10 minutes?

Fox tonight: How Biden’s 10 minute speech was way longer than Trump 60 minute inauguration speech.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:16:39am

re: #160 BogeyMon

don’t know about ya’ll, but I feel like the American eagle just got the tarnish washed off and is starting to shine again!

VB, can we have some pie?

VICTORY PIE!

Here is The Blueberry Pie!
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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:16:58am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:17:01am

re: #163 Patricia Kayden

Nice singing by Brooks. Surprised to see a Country singer at this inauguration.

Country is more progressive than people give it credit for.

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Targetpractice  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:17:09am

re: #159 The Pie Overlord!

He spoke for like, what, 10 minutes?

Ayep. And did so in such a clear, concise, and commanding fashion that anybody who suggests he’s debilitated by senility and unable to speak in public should be reflexively slapped from today forward.

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austin_blue  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:17:32am

re: #163 Patricia Kayden

Nice singing by Brooks. Surprised to see a Country singer at this inauguration.

Where’s Lee Greenwood?!?!?!?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:17:36am

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:17:37am

CHERRY PIE!

Michigan Cherry Pie
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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:17:38am

re: #163 Patricia Kayden

Nice singing by Brooks. Surprised to see a Country singer at this inauguration.

The Bidens invited him. He said he might be the only Republican there, but he wanted to do it to show unity. I don’t know if he made any statements during the election about who he favored.

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:17:44am

re: #164 Mattand

I had read something last night that Trump is notoriously late for everything, and there was a real possibility that noon would come and go without the oath being administered, leaving Pence briefly as the acting president.

Apparently that spooked and upset him enough that he showed up on time.

I believe that would leave Nancy the Speaker as acting President. (Edited because I didn’t realize you were talking about 2017.)

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:17:46am

re: #170 Targetpractice

Ayep. And did so in such a clear, concise, and commanding fashion that anybody who suggests he’s debilitated by senility and unable to speak in public should be reflexively slapped from today forward.

They need to never talk about politics again.

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Orange Impostor  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:18:19am

It’s going to be very refreshing to have an official “Presidential Lie” count stuck at “zero” for extended periods of time.

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A Three Hour Tour  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:18:19am

re: #169 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Country is more progressive than people give it credit for.

And certain country singers are more progressive than others.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:18:20am

re: #171 austin_blue

Where’s Lee Greenwood?!?!?!?

😂 That’s what I was thinking. Country singers tend to lean right but it’s lovely to see Brooks today.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:18:20am

re: #171 austin_blue

Where’s Lee Greenwood?!?!?!?

Hopefully in a half full bingo hall in Muscogee hating his life at the moment.

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stpaulbear  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:18:20am

Put your fucking mask on, Garth.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:18:33am

KEY LIME PIE!

Key Lime Pie
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Dave In Austin  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:18:34am

They are burning the Garth CD’s here in the Holler already…… I can smell the burning mylar already.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:18:57am

re: #161 Belafon

I wonder how Hannah Holmes will deal with finding out that she had been for a while.

I’m sure she’s gonna be mighty embarrassed.

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makeitstop  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:19:11am

Heh. That post at the bottom.

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Targetpractice  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:19:13am

re: #182 The Pie Overlord!

KEY LIME PIE!

[Embedded content]

Stop torturing us!

//

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:19:17am

OK there are the Red, White & Blue Pies!

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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:19:28am

-damessinger 2 minutes ago +1 / -0
Why don’t all you son of a bitchin biden lovers go the fuck away. This plan is far from over and you will always be a son of a bitch

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Mattand  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:19:35am

re: #175 A hollow voice says Plugh (says it all)

I believe that would leave Nancy as acting President.

I’m assuming that the VP gets administered first, like today. So, Pence is sworn in before noon, making him acting POTUS if Trump was sworn in after noon.

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Alephnaught  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:19:37am

The US has only now just got a National Poet Laureate??!?

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:20:04am

re: #189 Mattand

I’m assuming that the VP gets administered first, like today. So, Pence is sworn in before noon, making him acting POTUS if Trump was sworn in after noon.

Yes. Wikipedia recorded that Pence’s oath of office was administered at 11:54 AM EST.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:20:21am

Brooks also performed at one of Obama’s inaugural events.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:20:32am

re: #190 Alephnaught

The US has only now just got a National Poet Laureate??!?

There has been a National Poet Laureate for as long as I can remember.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:20:39am

re: #192 Eclectic Cyborg

Brooks also performed at one of Obama’s inaugural events.

Didn’t know that. Cool.

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A Three Hour Tour  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:21:03am

re: #183 Dave In Austin

They are burning the Garth CD’s here in the Holler already…… I can smell the burning mylar already.

He’s probably had to deal with that before in the mid-nineties with that pro-gay line in that one song.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:21:11am

Lre: #190 Alephnaught

The US has only now just got a National Poet Laureate??!?

National youth I believe.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:21:44am

re: #159 The Pie Overlord!

He spoke for like, what, 10 minutes?

Made me happy. I can’t stand the 90 minutes speeches, ala Clinton or 2 hr rambles ala FFVCS.

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Mattand  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:21:52am

re: #185 makeitstop

Heh. That post at the bottom.

Just once, I’d like one of these idiots to actually look up the meaning of satire.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:22:03am

Welp

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Kilroy was here  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:22:05am
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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:22:28am

re: #195 A Three Hour Tour

He’s probably had to deal with that before in the mid-nineties with that pro-gay line in that one song.

It’s definitely not the first time. Garth Brooks may sing country music and have a general masculine “Republican fuck yeah” attitude, but he’s probably one of the least assholish wingnutty Republicans I could name.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:23:29am

re: #199 Patricia Kayden

Welp

[Embedded content]

He calls himself a Republican, but he doesn’t think that means you shun half the country.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:23:33am

re: #190 Alephnaught

The US has only now just got a National Poet Laureate??!?

She’s real good. Like astoundingly good

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:24:04am

re: #201 thedopefishlives

It’s definitely not the first time. Garth Brooks may sing country music and have a general masculine “Republican fuck yeah” attitude, but he’s probably one of the least assholish wingnutty Republicans I could name.

I mean there are Republicans and conservatives in entertainment and sports I respect. It’s just the vocal ones are assholes. Garth’s music has never been my cup of tea but he’s always seemed like a gentleman.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:24:13am

re: #190 Alephnaught

The US has only now just got a National Poet Laureate??!?

No, there has been one in some fashion for decades. The lady speaking is I believe the first National Youth Poet Laureate.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:24:15am

re: #202 Belafon

Like Jon Bon Jovi. Registered Republican but always campaigns for Democratic Presidents.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:24:29am

re: #190 Alephnaught

The US has only now just got a National Poet Laureate??!?

Trump may have dropped it, but we’ve had one before.

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stpaulbear  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:24:35am

This poem is going to be longer than Biden’s speech.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:24:38am

This little gal (who looks 12) is a force. Amanda Gorman. We need to remember her name.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:24:49am

re: #204 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I mean there are Republicans and conservatives in entertainment and sports I respect. It’s just the vocal ones are assholes. Garth’s music has never been my cup of tea but he’s always seemed like a gentleman.

I used to listen to him a lot, he was big when my parents were still into country music and NASCAR and all that redneck jazz. I liked him.

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Targetpractice  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:24:58am

Heh

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Alephnaught  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:24:59am

re: #196 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

National youth [Poet Laureate] I believe.

Aha, that makes sense.

Anyway, that was really good.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:25:22am

re: #209 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

This little gal (who looks 12) is a force. Amanda Gorman. We need to remember her name.

You were off by ten years. She’s 22.

/

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Dave In Austin  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:25:51am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:26:26am

re: #210 thedopefishlives

I used to listen to him a lot, he was big when my parents were still into country music and NASCAR and all that redneck jazz. I liked him.

I just like my country music more raw but Garth seems like a really nice dude. Loving this ceremony.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:26:27am

I’m so used to the government not giving a shit about the coronavirus that it took me awhile to realize that guy coming to the podium between speakers was disinfecting it.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:26:52am

QAnon right now…

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:27:00am

“Hate to follow her (speech)” - now THAT is an understatement…

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:27:08am

re: #211 Targetpractice

Where’s the earth shattering kaboom. They were promised their earth shattering kaboom.

What a bunch of maroons (and dumbasses, and malicious motherfuckers who sought to overthrow the government and install Trump as a tinpot dictator).

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:27:37am

re: #212 Alephnaught

Aha, that makes sense.

Anyway, that was really good.

It was.

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:27:48am

re: #217 Dr Lizardo

QAnon right now…

[Embedded content]

Porque no los dos?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:27:50am

re: #213 Eclectic Cyborg

You were off by ten years. She’s 22.

/

I’ve always looked younger than my years but that girl is going to get carded well into her 50s.

And I won’t even go into her flawlessly perfect skin.

/Jealousy

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:28:08am
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Mattand  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:28:26am

re: #211 Targetpractice

Heh

A couple questions:

1) Does anyone know what this website is?
2) Are we sure these aren’t trolls/people joking? It’s reading as major league Poe for me.

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plansbandc  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:28:38am

Crying.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:28:44am

Any big news today?

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TedStriker  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:28:51am

re: #201 thedopefishlives

It’s definitely not the first time. Garth Brooks may sing country music and have a general masculine “Republican fuck yeah” attitude, but he’s probably one of the least assholish wingnutty Republicans I could name.

I think you might be confusing Garth with the likes of Toby Keith, because I’ve never gotten that from Garth, in his music or otherwise.

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b.d. (Be Best!)  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:29:11am

We made it through the longest 10 years of my life, the Trump presidency!

Congratulations Joe!

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:29:29am

Good news is going to keep rolling in.

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Mattand  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:29:52am

re: #226 Dr. Matt

Any big news today?

I think I’ve finally got “I’m Looking Through You” by the Beatles almost down.

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A Cranky One  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:29:54am

I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in joy and were suddenly given hope. I feel something wonderful has happened.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:30:15am

re: #227 TedStriker

I think you might be confusing Garth with the likes of Toby Keith, because I’ve never gotten that from Garth, in his music or otherwise.

You know, at that, I might. It’s been over a decade since I was heavily into country music and I might be getting some statements/songs crossed up.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:30:23am

Three new United States Senators still to be sworn in today.
What an impressive day

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:30:34am

re: #229 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Good news is going to keep rolling in.

FUCK that asshole in particular.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:31:11am

re: #229 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Good news is going to keep rolling in.

Wonder who gets FCC. Rural broadband expansion and restoring Net Neturality is a good goal.

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Targetpractice  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:31:16am

re: #226 Dr. Matt

Any big news today?

Millions of MAGAts found out Garth Brooks is a liberal for the first time.

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plansbandc  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:31:49am

re: #165 thedopefishlives

He did a commercial for Trump. He’s been dead to me for awhile.

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Semper Fi  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:32:05am

My G-d, each day of the last 4 years have been hell. I can actually feel myself come down.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:32:14am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:32:17am

re: #232 thedopefishlives

You know, at that, I might. It’s been over a decade since I was heavily into country music and I might be getting some statements/songs crossed up.

Toby is actually a registered Dem but I was reading a great story about Kristofferson tearing into him from Jason Isbell. Basically Kris told him off as a veteran about his whole war fuck yeah attitude and Toby didn’t like hearing it.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:32:32am

re: #224 Mattand

A couple questions:

1) Does anyone know what this website is?
2) Are we sure these aren’t trolls/people joking? It’s reading as major league Poe for me.

It’s from GreatAwakening (dot) win. The Qcumbers are awakening alright…to reality, namely, the reality that they’ve been played for chumps by an internet troll.

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TedStriker  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:32:36am

re: #223 Patricia Kayden

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ipsos  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:33:03am

I feel like I could go upstairs and nap for a week now.

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:33:31am

re: #233 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Three new United States Senators still to be sworn in today.
What an impressive day

[Embedded content]

The first to be sworn in by the first woman VP.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:34:06am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:35:33am

re: #178 A Three Hour Tour

And certain country singers are more progressive than others.

But a lot of the industry people are massive pricks.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:36:04am
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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:36:10am
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BogeyMon  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:36:19am

Maybe dated, but I’ll say it anyway, Fuck Trump!

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:36:32am

And to make the day better, BAND-MAID just dropped a new video:

BAND-MAID / Warning! (Official Music Video)

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makeitstop  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:37:12am

Man, just think of all the total assholes that we no longer have to listen to.

That’s worth the price of admission, right there.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:37:21am
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Mattand  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:37:32am

re: #241 Dr Lizardo

It’s from GreatAwakening (dot) win. The Qcumbers are awakening alright…to reality, namely, the reality that they’ve been played for chumps by an internet troll.

OMG, I so want to jump in there and start messing with them.

These people are fucking insane.

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gwangung  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:37:32am

re: #249 BogeyMon

Maybe dated, but I’ll say it anyway, Fuck Trump!

Always evergreen.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:37:34am

re: #249 BogeyMon

Maybe dated, but I’ll say it anyway, Fuck Trump!

Once more for old time’s sake, but from now on, ignore him.

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Dave In Austin  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:38:40am
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BogeyMon  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:38:41am

re: #255 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

amen that!

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:38:52am
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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:39:52am

It’s Democrats all the way up, young man.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:39:56am
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plansbandc  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:39:57am

I will not forgive anyone who enabled Trump. They tried to break our country. Fuck them all.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:40:00am
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sagehen  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:40:50am

re: #163 Patricia Kayden

Nice singing by Brooks. Surprised to see a Country singer at this inauguration.

Garth Brooks is almost as lefty as Johnny Cash.

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TedStriker  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:42:26am

re: #253 Mattand

OMG, I so want to jump in there and start messing with them.

These people are fucking insane.

I thought about doing that with 8kun after the attempted coup on the 6th; I fired up my VPN, opened up Incognito Mode in Chrome, and went over there…and read that shit.

I couldn’t, I just couldn’t…there were some trolling the Qheads and MAGAheads, but the more I read from those who were dead serious (including a lot of racist shit), the more I wanted to scrub my eyeballs with bleach.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:42:59am

This is as relatable a mood as I think I will see today.

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BeachDem  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:43:00am

re: #194 Patricia Kayden

Didn’t know that. Cool.

Self-described as someone “who might be the only Republican” at Wednesday’s celebration (Brooks didn’t publicly endorse a candidate in 2020)…

Brooks doubled down on unity when asked what he would say to conservative country music listeners unwilling to accept election results. Invited to perform by Dr. Jill Biden, Brooks said he’s focused on “that bridge that brings us together” ahead of his appearance…

He won’t perform “We Shall Be Free” on Wednesday, only because it’s been done before — when Brooks sang for former President Barack Obama at his 2009 inauguration.

tennessean.com

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Targetpractice  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:44:07am

And one day…like a miracle…he was gone.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:45:06am

Ahh
VP Harris will escort VP Pence to his motorcade for his departure

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:45:20am

re: #267 Targetpractice

And one day…like a miracle…he was gone.

The Reign of Error is over.

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Targetpractice  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:46:05am

re: #269 thedopefishlives

The Reign of Error is over.

The End of an Error.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:47:05am

re: #264 TedStriker

I thought about doing that with 8kun after the attempted coup on the 6th; I fired up my VPN, opened up Incognito Mode in Chrome, and went over there…and read that shit.

I couldn’t, I just couldn’t…there were some trolling the Qheads and MAGAheads, but the more I read from those who were dead serious (including a lot of racist shit), the more I wanted to scrub my eyeballs with bleach.

Wandered over to 8kun and the top post on their QAnon board is:

The storm isn’t coming. Biden will be president. JFK jr is dead. Trump lost.

Your dear leader lied to you over and over again. QAnon is a cult. It wasn’t BLM or Antifa. It wasn’t the Democrats or George Soros. It is all on the Q cult and the algorithms of hate that proliferated it.

You thought you were saving children? Look around, how many children have you saved? None. You are more likely to have lost your own children than to have saved any. You thought the MSM was lying to you so instead you decided to trust an anonymous unreliable shitposter on a dark corner of the internet? And I’m the sheep?

How long will you ‘trust the plan’? You have squandered unimaginable time and energy on utter nonsense. You’ve dragged how many more people into this delusion? You have tore our family apart - for what? What a fucking shame.

Q isn’t real. You’re wasting your life. Will you stop now? Or just let the story morph into a new more fantastical version like it has the 8,000 other times it’s disappointed you? Will anything ever make you see how lost you are?

Disinformation isn’t necessary. Patriots are not in control. Patriots are indoctrinated. Wake the fuck up. It’s over.

When and if the real you underneath the Q-you peaks up for air, I’ll be here. But I won’t waste another second of my life on the toxic alternate reality of Q. I wish you wouldn’t waste another second of yours. It doesn’t have to be like this.

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DodgerFan1988  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:47:09am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:48:59am

re: #271 Dr Lizardo

Wandered over to 8kun and the top post on their QAnon board is:

They sent Mr. Boebert’s wife to Congress and Mr. Boebert loves exposing himself to teenagers. But hey use that same out of context gif with Biden and Chris Coons’ daughter who considers Biden family to push your bizarro contention that everyone else but Trump is a pedo guys. Also enjoy knowing that you fell for a conspiracy theory pushed by all likelyhood a honest to God pedo. Dumbshits.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:49:08am
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darthstar  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:49:33am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:49:34am

re: #243 ipsos

I feel like I could go upstairs and nap for a week now.

And not have to worry about doomscrolling every minute to see what POTUS fucked up now.

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sagehen  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:50:14am

re: #190 Alephnaught

The US has only now just got a National Poet Laureate??!?

no, we’ve had them before. There’s a new one every year.

en.wikipedia.org

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:50:48am

re: #276 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

And not have to worry about doomscrolling every minute to see what POTUS fucked up now.

That sinking feeling when I get up every morning and fire up my web browser, with my first destination being CNN just to see what fresh hell awaits… I can live without it now.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:52:15am

Proud douchebag and stupidest man on the planet doesn’t disappoint:

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:52:34am

re: #268 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Ahh
VP Harris will escort VP Pence to his motorcade for his departure

Will Mother allow that?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:52:40am
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nines09  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:52:57am

Now if Rush Limbaugh kicks this week……

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sagehen  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:53:10am

Reminder: Earl Warren was a Republican.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:53:51am

Kevin is very happy Trump is gone.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:54:18am

re: #278 thedopefishlives

That sinking feeling when I get up every morning and fire up my web browser, with my first destination being CNN just to see what fresh hell awaits… I can live without it now.

For me, LGF here is usually the first site I’ve been checking in the morning during Trump’s Reign of Error. And much thanks to our gracious host for this website.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:54:20am

re: #282 nines09

Now if Rush Limbaugh kicks this week……

Amen

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:54:44am
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Eventual Carrion  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:54:58am

re: #226 Dr. Matt

Any big news today?

I had a tuna sandwich for lunch

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Mike Lamb  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:55:01am

Greenwald scolding everyone about being sycophantic suck ups to Biden yet?

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:55:19am

re: #279 Dr. Matt

Proud douche bag and stupidest man on the planet doesn’t disappoint:

butthurt level : massive

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:55:32am

re: #285 Dr Lizardo

For me, LGF here is usually the first site I’ve been checking in the morning during Trump’s Reign of Error. And much thanks to our gracious host for this website.

I usually wait until after I’ve finished my morning reading to sign in. So I hit Dilbert (the comic itself is still okay, Scott Adams has been a dumbass for a long time), Garfield, a few other lesser lights/random things, CNN, Fark, and then sign in here to look at the morning thread.

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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:55:43am

Just as you would expect, for some (though not all) the goalpost has moved to March 4.

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jaunte  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:56:37am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:57:08am

re: #292 Nyet

Just as you would expect, for some (though not all) the goalpost has moved to March 4.

Sigh…why March 4 specifically?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:57:33am

re: #294 Eclectic Cyborg

Sigh…why March 4 specifically?

100 days?

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:57:37am

re: #292 Nyet

Just as you would expect, for some (though not all) the goalpost has moved to March 4.

LOL I wonder what they’re gonna move it to after March 4th comes and goes.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:57:38am
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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:57:44am

re: #282 nines09

Now if Rush Limbaugh kicks this week……

… and it rains in California…

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Dr. Matt  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:57:49am

Kamala is wearing a purple overcoat!! Outrage!!!

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BlueSpotinAL  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:57:57am

An appropriate beer, along with the type of food coming to every corner near you soon.

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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:58:07am

re: #294 Eclectic Cyborg

Sigh…why March 4 specifically?

The original inauguration date.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:58:08am

re: #190 Alephnaught

The US has only now just got a National Poet Laureate??!?

Updated
United States Poet Laureate - Wikipedia

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:58:29am

re: #294 Eclectic Cyborg

Sigh…why March 4 specifically?

March 4 was the original Inauguration Day.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:58:47am

Now Joe needs to visit all departments, point at the tRump implants and say “You, get the fuck out!”.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:59:09am

re: #301 Nyet

The original inauguration date.

Oh FFS.

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Amory Blaine  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:59:18am

re: #222 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

She was on NPR yesterday and said she’s an 89 year old in a 12 years old body.

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jaunte  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:59:21am
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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:59:34am

Allahp is still a thing? Okay.

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jaunte  Jan 20, 2021 • 9:59:39am
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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:00:00am

re: #305 Eclectic Cyborg

Oh FFS.

But most seem to be bereft, so it’s good.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:00:08am

re: #304 Eventual Carrion

Now Joe needs to visit all departments, point at the tRump implants and say “You, get the fuck out!”.

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:00:23am

re: #294 Eclectic Cyborg

Sigh…why March 4 specifically?

March 4 used to be the day the new President’s term began. Until 1933.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:01:10am

Ron Watkins (who many suspect is posing as QAnon) posted the following:

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Dave In Austin  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:01:41am

re: #293 jaunte

I smudged, but it wasn’t sage I can assure you.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:02:05am

Hey y’all, the President is tweeting again! 😉

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plansbandc  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:02:23am

We are enjoying some Champagne now.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:02:42am
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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:02:45am
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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:02:49am

re: #317 plansbandc

We are enjoying some Champagne now.

I went for chocolate.

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sagehen  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:03:11am

re: #245 Eclectic Cyborg

Celebration time!

[Embedded content]

Video

The Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling (Official Music Video)

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:03:59am

re: #296 Dr Lizardo

LOL I wonder what they’re gonna move it to after March 4th comes and goes.

May 4th, then October, December, June of next year, November 2024?

It’s always a new date.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:04:14am

The Democrats could now pass an actual Coronavirus relief package in DAYS if they wanted to.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:06:16am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:07:40am

hi

So, I didn’t win the Lotto. I’m in the next one for plus-or-minus a billion dollars. I’ll remember all you little people when I win. /s

That is the first time I ever watched an Inauguration. I still maintain that was needed; if President Biden and Vice-President Harris (damn it feels good to type those titles) had been driven from the public square, no Democrat could ever have shown up in public again.

They faced the fear of terrorism. That act in and of itself is important.

My wife just served up a shot of rum for us in our Wonkette Ruth Bader Ginsberg shot glasses. I wish she was still here to see this moment in history.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:09:14am

I’m getting back to work without distractions from a tyrant POTUS. Have a great day!

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:09:28am

re: #320 A hollow voice says Plugh (says it all)

I went for chocolate.

Cup ramen here. Nice and spicy!

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plansbandc  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:09:29am

Champagne is a fine buzz. But it is lethal the next day. OH WELL.

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Targetpractice  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:09:47am

re: #324 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

[Embedded content]

Now that there might actually be consequences to their mass-delusion beyond being ostracized from their family and friends, the rats have begun making their way to the exits.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:09:52am

Seen on Twitter:

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:10:08am

re: #324 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Happy memories of gaining national attention and notoriety for making up Q-razy-ass CT shit that only a sick nation would find even worth discussing outside a Fantasy & Cosplay convention.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:10:21am

Is there such a thing as a celebratory Five Guys burger? Asking for… a friend.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:11:01am

re: #330 Eclectic Cyborg

Latest McNaughton painting?

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:11:19am

re: #330 Eclectic Cyborg

Seen on Twitter:

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Damn you, now I’m crying.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:12:03am

re: #316 Eclectic Cyborg

Hey y’all, the President is tweeting again! 😉

[Embedded content]

Does Joe not know where the caps lock key is?

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wrenchwench  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:12:11am
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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:12:32am

re: #329 Targetpractice

Now that there might actually be consequences to their mass-delusion beyond being ostracized from their family and friends, the rats have begun making their way to the exits.

Yep - now that Ron Watkins has woke up to reality that being a shitposting edgelord might have some very serious real-world consequences, he’s pulling the plug on the QAnon craziness.

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prairiefire  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:13:10am

Hooray hooray, a new lease on life for our country today!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:13:29am

Biden & Harris shortly will be in a signing ceremony. Ridding us of every trump EO, I’m assuming.

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Amory Blaine  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:15:00am

I have to work tonight so I’m drinking the tears of our enemies. Mmmm, so refreshing.

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Teukka  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:15:08am

OMG The Butthurt!

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Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:15:12am

re: #323 Eclectic Cyborg

The Democrats could now pass an actual Coronavirus relief package in DAYS if they wanted to.

That depends on the status of the filibuster.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:16:09am

re: #340 Amory Blaine

I have to work tonight so I’m drinking the tears of our enemies. Mmmm, so refreshing.

your tears of unfathomable sadness are delicious

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jaunte  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:18:45am

“…Overall, the first transition official said they would give Trump’s Pentagon team a “C- or D+” grade for their cooperation.

“Ultimately the level of information that we were given access to was inadequate, I mean just grossly inadequate, particularly in the context of a historically unprecedented set of challenges that the nation is facing,” the person said. “It’s really quite shocking.”

There should be penalties imposed for this kind of sabotage.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:18:57am

re: #341 Teukka

OMG The Butthurt!

Yawn. The only “liberty” that clown cares about is in being a backass backwards bigot.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:19:13am
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TedStriker  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:19:35am

re: #283 sagehen

Reminder: Earl Warren was a Republican.

Ahhnold is also a Republican.

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gocart mozart  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:19:47am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:20:48am

re: #346 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I’m sure it’s coming.

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KGxvi  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:21:15am

re: #345 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Yawn. The only “liberty” that clown cares about is in being a backass backwards bigot.

I kind of love the pinned tweet his has “get married, make babies, follow Jesus”

I mean, sure, but if you believe in “liberty” then you also believe that people can do all, some, or none of those things. Like that’s the whole point of liberty.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:21:22am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:23:10am
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:23:42am
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Florida Panhandler  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:25:25am

re: #282 nines09

Now if Rush Limbaugh kicks this week……

Now I’m kind of wanting to make Limbaugh see Trump go to prison before he kicks the bucket.

Nah.. not really. Kick anytime, pal.

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wrenchwench  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:25:32am
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:25:34am

Biden signing first memorandum on CBS coverage.
Analyst: “Did he forget to hold it up to show everybody?”…laughter response

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:25:44am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:26:56am

re: #357 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

They’re not going to be proud much longer when they go down for Trump. Enjoy prison fellas.

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TedStriker  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:27:26am

re: #353 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Depends on the content; I’ve seen (and I subscribe to) auto, electronics, and military history YTers that run circles around legacy media.

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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:28:24am

die mad
also alone

AlgorithmicFairness 29 minutes ago +1 / -0
I didn’t make any friends lol. I LOST multiple friends. This isn’t over. Not accepting a fraud ass president.

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jaunte  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:28:26am
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makeitstop  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:28:59am

Private Plane Real Estate Lady haz a sad.

She’s getting roasted.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:31:39am

re: #359 TedStriker

Depends on the content; I’ve seen (and I subscribe to) auto, electronics, and military history YTers that run circles around legacy media.

There’s some YouTubers I follow that should have their own TV programs.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:33:07am

re: #332 GlutenFreeJesus

Is there such a thing as a celebratory Five Guys burger? Asking for… a friend.

Don’t forget the fries!

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:33:14am

re: #362 makeitstop

Private Plane Real Estate Lady haz a sad.

She’s getting roasted.

As she should. Fuck her.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:34:53am

re: #362 makeitstop

Private Plane Real Estate Lady haz a sad.

[Embedded content]

She’s getting roasted.

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KGxvi  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:35:12am

re: #332 GlutenFreeJesus

Is there such a thing as a celebratory Five Guys burger? Asking for… a friend.

Yes, extra bacon, double cheese. With a milkshake on the side. Also: I prefer the cajun fries, but that’s a matter of personal preference.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:35:52am

re: #367 KGxvi

Yes, extra bacon, double cheese. With a milkshake on the side. Also: I prefer the cajun fries, but that’s a matter of personal preference.

Hey add in the grilled onions and mushrooms too!

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:36:06am

re: #42 ipsos

The thinkable has happened. I’ve reclaimed my old screen name now that we have a prez who doesn’t deserve repeated impeachment.

I’m keeping mine for a while still since there is a lot of cleanup to do still in our political system.

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KGxvi  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:37:15am

re: #368 🌹UOJB!

Hey add in the grilled onions and mushrooms too!

I’m weird, I like my (cheese)burgers with just mustard and mayo, and occasionally bacon. But to each their own.

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Teukka  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:39:54am

[Sauce]

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:40:17am

re: #370 KGxvi

I’m weird, I like my (cheese)burgers with just mustard and mayo, and occasionally bacon. But to each their own.

Ah as a tip of the hat to Barrack Obama, got to be DIJON mustard on that burger!

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TedStriker  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:40:37am

re: #363 Dr Lizardo

There’s some YouTubers that should have their own TV programs.

There’s four that I subscribe to that have had their own TV programs: Adam Savage, and the Top Gear/Grand Tour trio of Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May.

Speaking of Mythbusters and Top Gear/Grand Tour, Richard Hammond and Tory Belleci have teamed up for a survival show on Amazon that should come out later this year (The Great Escapists).

imdb.com

Awww, yeah…

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:40:55am
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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:41:00am

President Biden’s EO-palooza is underway.

Given Trump’s failure to actually pass legislation on these changes, he had to go with EOs to push his agenda (and that’s even with control of the House and Senate in 2017-2018). Trump never bothered pushing a legislative agenda, never had a clue how policy works, and thought he could say something that that it just got implemented.

That makes it a lot easier to reverse many of his decisions. Some are able to be reversed with a simple EO as President Biden is doing right now. Some will take a vote by Congress - where regulations have been promulgated by various agencies/departments since August, and others will require Congress to enact new law.

It’s going to be a very busy 100 days, and there’s much to be done on so many fronts.

I’m hoping that President Biden gets to at least enjoy part of today as we move forward to empower people with a new VRA, HAVA, and other protections for persons of color, women, and LGBTQ communities, as well as help for those suffering during the pandemic.

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wrenchwench  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:41:11am

When I hit the ‘retweet’ icon, nothing happens, but if I do it again, it says ‘you have already retweeted this’. I go to the tweet at twitter, and, sure enough, I have retweeted it! The way tweets display has improved also.

The magic works. Thanks, Charles.

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ipsos  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:42:15am

Mitch seems… how you say… not very happy to be there at all right now.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:42:28am

Oh turtle, fuck you.

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Nyet  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:42:56am

re: #378 ipsos

Mitch seems… how you say… not very happy to be there at all right now.

What Mitch? The Minority Leader?

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:43:16am

re: #378 ipsos

Mitch seems… how you say… not very happy to be there at all right now.

My son caught a shot of him and said, “wow, Mitch is just sitting there staring blankly ahead with those beady eyes….”

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:43:29am

Watch this space:

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KGxvi  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:43:30am

re: #374 TedStriker

There’s four that I follow that have had their own TV programs: Adam Savage, and the Top Gear/Grand Tour trio of Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May.

Speaking of Mythbusters and Top Gear/Grand Tour, Richard Hammond and Tory Belleci have teamed up for a survival show on Amazon that should come out later this year (The Great Escapists).

imdb.com

James May’s Oh Cook is pretty good. A cooking show by a guy who can’t cook. He’s also got a couple of other shows on Amazon, but I’m not sure if they’re newish things or carryovers from their BBC days.

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ipsos  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:43:33am

re: #380 Nyet

What Mitch? The Minority Leader?

Assuming the insurrectionist wing of his party doesn’t find a way to oust him from that role, too.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:43:51am

To the remaining QAssholes who NOW say JFK Jr. will surface on March 4th…and the “Storm” will now commence on that date with the mass arrests and Trump reassuming the Presidency…

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Charles Johnson  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:44:00am

re: #377 wrenchwench

When I hit the ‘retweet’ icon, nothing happens, but if I do it again, it says ‘you have already retweeted this’. I go to the tweet at twitter, and, sure enough, I have retweeted it! The way tweets display has improved also.

The magic works. Thanks, Charles.

Yes, if you reload the page, there’s now a message when you retweet.

It used to go to the Twitter website, but they’ve changed the way that works and it’s a pain to use now. So I built in a retweet function to make it super simple, if you’ve connected your LGF account to your Twitter account.

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KGxvi  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:44:53am

re: #384 ipsos

Assuming the insurrectionist wing of his party doesn’t find a way to oust him from that role, too.

Honestly, it is rather surprising to me that when either party loses a majority in either house that they don’t go with new leadership.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:45:02am

re: #370 KGxvi

I’m weird, I like my (cheese)burgers with just mustard and mayo, and occasionally bacon. But to each their own.

Ketchup, mayo, bacon, and cheese is my go-to. If I’m getting a burger for takeout from a fancy-pants place, I will try to find something more distinctive; either their signature burger, or a bleu cheese burger, or similar.

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:46:07am
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KGxvi  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:46:15am

re: #388 thedopefishlives

Ketchup, mayo, bacon, and cheese is my go-to. If I’m getting a burger for takeout from a fancy-pants place, I will try to find something more distinctive; either their signature burger, or a bleu cheese burger, or similar.

Same on the fancy place burgers. Mostly, I’m not a fan of salads on my burger. And don’t get me started on 1000 Island Dressing (yes, I am a southern California apostate in that I do not like In n Out)

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TedStriker  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:46:21am

re: #383 KGxvi

James May’s Oh Cook is pretty good. A cooking show by a guy who can’t cook. He’s also got a couple of other shows on Amazon, but I’m not sure if they’re newish things or carryovers from their BBC days.

I love May’s The Reassembler and Things You Need to Know (both BBC shows he did while still on Top Gear).

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:46:37am

McCarthy has a nerve talking about unity!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:47:11am

re: #392 Patricia Kayden

McCarthy has a nerve talking about unity!

Absolutely. Infuriating.

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BeachDem  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:47:18am

re: #372 Charles Johnson

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:47:39am

re: #390 KGxvi

Same on the fancy place burgers. Mostly, I’m not a fan of salads on my burger. And don’t get me started on 1000 Island Dressing (yes, I am a southern California apostate in that I do not like In n Out)

1000% agreed. There’s a place here in town that puts avocado on everything. EVERY. FUCKING. THING. And I hate avocado. I love their food, but get that disgusting thing off my cheeseburgers. And stay out!

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KGxvi  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:48:06am

re: #391 TedStriker

I love May’s The Reassembler and Things You Need to Know (both BBC shows he did with still on Top Gear).

Oz and James Drink to Britain was also great. Especially when they got to Ireland and had to figure out how not to constantly say Guinness due to BBC rules.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:49:47am
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Targetpractice  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:49:57am

re: #392 Patricia Kayden

McCarthy has a nerve talking about unity!

“Unity” in Repub terms translates as “Mass amnesia.”

399
BogeyMon  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:50:24am

OK, one last time and I’ll quit (bullshitting all of you ‘cause this will never get old)
FUCK TRUMP!

400
Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:50:30am

re: #398 Targetpractice

“Unity” in Repub terms translates as “Mass amnesia.”

Or do everything we want you to do.

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KGxvi  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:50:57am

re: #395 thedopefishlives

1000% agreed. There’s a place here in town that puts avocado on everything. EVERY. FUCKING. THING. And I hate avocado. I love their food, but get that disgusting thing off my cheeseburgers. And stay out!

There’s a pub by me that does a California burger… sourdough bread, avocado, spicy aioli, ranch, and green chilis. I usually skip the chilis, but the avocado makes it for me.

402
FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:51:24am

re: #272 DodgerFan1988

Not saved. Just took a small step away from the precipice that it always walks along the edge of.

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KGxvi  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:52:23am

re: #400 Patricia Kayden

Or do everything we want you to do.

This is a byproduct of Limbaugh. I remember listening to him back in the day and he’d go on and on about how for “liberals” and “democrats” “compromise” meant “we get everything we want and you go along with it” and then he’d bitch about how when Republicans had the majority, they should do “the same thing”.

404
Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:53:09am

This time last year we were angry at Senate Republicans for being spineless assholes and expressing increasing worry about the new Coronavirus, which had just been confirmed as having arrived in the U.S.

What a crazy fucking year it’s been.

405
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:53:54am
406
BeachDem  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:54:50am

And Nancy says, “Play ball!”

407
TedStriker  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:55:16am

re: #405 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

WOMP WOMP

408
Barefoot Grin  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:55:23am

re: #405 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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That’s a flex.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:55:28am

re: #294 Eclectic Cyborg

Sigh…why March 4 specifically?

Inauguration date in the original Constitution as written. Changed to Jan 20th in 1937 when the 20th Amendment was passed.

410
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:56:16am
411
Patricia Kayden  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:57:13am

re: #385 🌹UOJB!

To the remaining QAssholes who NOW say JFK Jr. will surface on March 4th…and the “Storm” will now commence on that date with the mass arrests and Trump reassuming the Presidency…

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JFK, Jr was a liberal Democrat. I don’t get their fascination with him.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:57:18am

re: #410 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

One more grift for the road.

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:57:21am

re: #410 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

That’ll make it easy to know where they are for the indictments. /half

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BlueSpotinAL  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:57:48am

re: #351 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

The line to slap Ted Cruz:

Airplane! Slap

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KerFuFFler  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:58:19am

re: #101 BlueSpotinAL

This is an appropriate song for the occasion: Happy Days Are Here Again, FDR’s campaign song

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My husband started blaring out that recording just as the oath of office was completed!

416
Targetpractice  Jan 20, 2021 • 10:58:33am

re: #410 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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IOW, Trump just guaranteed at least 6 more months of income from “rentals” and “fees” charged to the Secret Service.

417
LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:00:58am

re: #416 Targetpractice

IOW, Trump just guaranteed at least 6 more months of income from “rentals” and “fees” charged to the Secret Service.

Grifter to the last. Totally on brand.

418
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:01:47am

Ah, Google. Thanks for this laugh.

419
Dread Pirate Ron  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:01:50am
420
retired cynic  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:03:07am

Aaaahhhh, blessed relief. And Happy Birthday to Me!

421
Belafon  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:03:11am

re: #419 Dread Pirate Ron

All the better to use against him.

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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:04:38am

re: #419 Dread Pirate Ron

Well, they’re going to need a couple of wings to cover the first impeachment, and then the second.

One thing to note about the presidential libraries is that modern historians take their jobs seriously and don’t whitewash the issues the various administrations have. They’re going to have a hell of a time finding anything positive with Trump.

423
Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:04:40am

woo

424
Dangerman  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:05:03am

and hoo

425
Mattand  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:05:36am

“Biden Is Now President. Here’s Why That’s Bad For Democrats”

Headline on Politico, probably in about 20 minutes.

426
A Mom Anon  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:07:40am

Man, what a day. I am trying not to get too happy here, but maybe here in a week or so, shit might be, finally, kinda normal?

I have no illusions about the fucking GOP and their asshole, dipshit members, in and out of government, to make as many shitty, evil decisions and push for awful things. Daily. But now it seems like good has a shot at winning, at least more often.

427
Dave In Austin  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:08:44am

That’s broken window on the door of the Capital has meaning to a degree. Maybe we need to leave it alone for awhile as a stark reminder.

Anyone Else notice it?

428
lizardofid  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:09:02am

re: #422 lawhawk

Well, they’re going to need a couple of wings to cover the first impeachment, and then the second.

One thing to note about the presidential libraries is that modern historians take their jobs seriously and don’t whitewash the issues the various administrations have. They’re going to have a hell of a time finding anything positive with Trump.

So, where will it be built? Orlando? Or the Vegas strip?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:09:06am
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lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:11:03am

re: #428 lizardofid

Vegas never let him get a casino license, so no.

Orlando is a better option, though he has zero relationship with the city. The only places he’s really connected with are NYC and West Palm Beach. Everywhere else are just business deals where he slapped names on buildings.

NYC wont give him the time or money to build, and West Palm Beach is likely to have the same reaction.

Virtual presidential library would be a first - and totally appropriate.

431
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:13:10am

It’s like kellyanne Conway is younger than me. She looks 65. Easily.

432
lizardofid  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:13:59am

re: #427 Dave In Austin

That’s broken window on the door of the Capital has meaning to a degree. Maybe we need to leave it alone for awhile as a stark reminder.

Anyone Else notice it?

Maybe we should commission a stained glass scene, depicting Officer Eugene Goodman holding off the crowd of insurrectionists, shown shouting “hang Mike Pence”!

433
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:14:01am

re: #367 KGxvi

Yes, extra bacon, double cheese. With a milkshake on the side. Also: I prefer the cajun fries, but that’s a matter of personal preference.

mustard, ketchup, onions, tomato and lettuce. Pickle on the side.

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Teukka  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:14:24am

re: #431 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

It’s like kellyanne Conway is younger than me. She looks 65. Easily.

Looks ancient, like the Crypt Keeper…

435
lawhawk  Jan 20, 2021 • 11:15:09am

re: #431 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Evil ages a person… That’s for sure.


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