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1
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:20:35am

Has Biden claimed he had a bigger inaugural crowd yet?

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lawhawk  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:21:06am

CL’d:

Law twitter is busy today:

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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:27:12am
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Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:28:23am

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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:28:30am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:30:18am

So Putin is going full David Byrne: “This is not my beautiful house!”

Russian President Vladimir Putin says an opulent palace featured in a video by his arch-critic Alexei Navalny “doesn’t belong to me”.

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Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:32:09am

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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:33:03am
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Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:33:51am

re: #5 Charles Johnson

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Crowd sourced or paid?

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lawhawk  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:36:24am

re: #8 Charles Johnson

Twitter recently removed their election/census reporting line in flagging content. They need to expand the ways that a tweet should be flagged, not reduce them.

Explicit line for those peddling junk science and misinformation, especially around covid19.

Explicit line about election/voter fraud.

Incitement to violence (the Trump line).

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jaunte  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:39:54am

re: #6 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Like a mafia chieftain, he probably doesn’t have anything in his own name.

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Belafon  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:40:13am
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Belafon  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:42:10am
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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:43:21am
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darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:44:09am
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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:45:23am

re: #8 Charles Johnson

And therein lies exactly the reason why they’re doing it this way: It’s cheaper. The right way to do it would be a complicated system of interlocking safeties for automated reports (e.g. a karma system for reporting, based on the results of manual reviews), and a full manual review of all reported content by specifically hired staff. But that would cost a bunch of money in salaries, and additional development on their platform that won’t directly bring in revenue.

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jaunte  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:46:15am

Some of these reporters got flabby with their questioning skills over the last four years.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:47:34am

Carrying over from downstairs:

Louie, you ignorant slut.

Even if the members don’t have guns there are ARMED POLICE and SECURITY throughout the Capitol Complex.

You might be shocked to know a great many Americans are capable of going about their days without a penis enhancer strapped to their hip.

And also Louie: Why the hell are you so afraid of getting shot IN the Capitol anyway?

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lawhawk  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:47:44am

Trump purposefully delayed/killed the Tubman $20; he was value signaling his approval of Jackson and the white nationalists also approved.

This is a long overdue change to US currency to reflect the contributions women, and POC have made throughout our history.

Tubman was a patriot, hero, and rose from slavery to help others and then worked to expand voting rights to women.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:48:15am

re: #17 jaunte

Some of these reporters got flabby with their questioning skills over the last four years.

Did they get rid of assholes like OANN and G Pundit yet?

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Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:48:29am

its almost like fox and trump were somehow related

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darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:48:56am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:50:08am

re: #22 darthstar

Exactly. It’s all about unpaid labor so as to not fuck up Twitters bottom line.

I’m sure the power tripping volunteers will start doing their thing shortly.

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jaunte  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:50:27am

re: #20 Decatur Deb

I think they’re still there.

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Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:51:13am

re: #14 Charles Johnson

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Actually yes
Inclusion is unification by definition

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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:51:20am

re: #20 Decatur Deb

Did they get rid of assholes like OANN and G Pundit yet?

I think OAN already had their press pass revoked - Trump was inviting them in personally. Don’t know about Gateway Pundit, though.

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BlueSpotinAL  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:51:59am

re: #19 lawhawk

Trump purposefully delayed/killed the Tubman $20; he was value signaling his approval of Jackson and the white nationalists also approved.

This is a long overdue change to US currency to reflect the contributions women, and POC have made throughout our history.

Tubman was a patriot, hero, and rose from slavery to help others and then worked to expand voting rights to women.

It would be awesome if everybody paid Trump only in Harriet Tubman $20 bills. You know, because he’s racist.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:52:15am

re: #23 Eclectic Cyborg

Exactly. It’s all about unpaid labor so as to not fuck up Twitters bottom line.

I’m sure the power tripping volunteers will start doing their thing shortly.

Why buy the cow when you can milk the sheep for free?

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Belafon  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:52:32am

re: #15 darthstar

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I wonder if he can. I’ll have to try to read the tiny font later.

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BlueSpotinAL  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:53:01am
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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:55:53am
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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:55:54am
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unproven innocence  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:56:13am

re: #6 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

So Putin is going full David Byrne: “This is not my beautiful house!”

Russian President Vladimir Putin says an opulent palace featured in a video by his arch-critic Alexei Navalny “doesn’t belong to me”.

Putin: NYET
English translation: Not YET; just on loan, at zero interest.

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wrenchwench  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:58:35am

re: #31 Charles Johnson

Two spaces after a period shows up as ‘nn’ in the Master Spy.

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:59:16am
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wrenchwench  Jan 25, 2021 • 10:59:29am

re: #34 wrenchwench

Two spaces after a period shows up as ‘nn’ in the Master Spy.

In a tweet, only.

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Belafon  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:00:15am

re: #35 (((Archangel1)))

Who was it that Fringe had on the $20 in the alternate universe?

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Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:00:33am

re: #28 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Why buy the cow when you can milk the sheep for free?

ewe //

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lawhawk  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:01:29am

re: #37 Belafon

MLK Jr.

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Mike Lamb  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:01:37am

re: #25 Dangerman

Actually yes
Inclusion is unification by definition

Still somehow stunned that allowing more people to do what they want—particularly in the context of serving the country—is “divisive”.

But let’s be real…to the GOP, failure to accede to their demands or actively reversing regressive policies is, by definition, divisive.

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Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:01:39am

re: #29 Belafon

I wonder if he can. I’ll have to try to read the tiny font later.

I dont think so

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:02:28am

re: #37 Belafon

Who was it that Fringe had on the $20 in the alternate universe?

99.9% sure it was MLK Jr.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:02:34am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:02:38am

re: #37 Belafon

Who was it that Fringe had on the $20 in the alternate universe?

MLK.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:03:11am

re: #43 Charles Johnson

A Christmas Fucking Carol

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darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:05:05am

re: #35 (((Archangel1)))

Wait for wingnuts to burn their $20s in protest. Dude, I’ll give you THREE FIVES for that.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:06:26am

re: #34 wrenchwench

re: #36 wrenchwench

I think it’s actually a new line character that does it.

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:06:32am

re: #43 Charles Johnson

Who Moved My Fucking Cheese.
The Two Fucking Towers.
The Fucking Martian.
Fuck It.

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Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:07:06am

re: #43 Charles Johnson

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Little fucking house on the prairie

Good night fucking moon

And if course from pretty woman Cindafuckingrella

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sagehen  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:07:34am

re: #15 darthstar

[Embedded content]

Can he do that?

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darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:08:36am

re: #50 sagehen

Can he do that?

He can fire the postmaster Dejoy - and he should. I don’t know about the whole board of governors, but Trump packed it with skeevy bastards anyway.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:08:42am

re: #43 Charles Johnson

If You Give a Mouse a Fucking Cookie

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:09:14am

re: #51 darthstar

He can fire the postmaster Dejoy - and he should. I don’t know about the whole board of governors, but Trump packed it with skeevy bastards anyway.

Actually, that’s the one thing he can’t do, which is why Pascrell suggested this.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:09:22am

re: #18 Eclectic Cyborg

Carrying over from downstairs:

[Embedded content]

Louie, you ignorant slut.

Even if the members don’t have guns there are ARMED POLICE and SECURITY throughout the Capitol Complex.

You might be shocked to know a great many Americans are capable of going about their days without a penis enhancer strapped to their hip.

And also Louie: Why the hell are you so afraid of getting shot IN the Capitol anyway?

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Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:09:38am

re: #48 (((Archangel1)))

Who Moved My Fucking Cheese.
The Two Fucking Towers.
The Fucking Martian.
Fuck It.

Saving private fucking ryan

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lawhawk  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:10:30am

re: #49 Dangerman

Little fucking house on the prairie

Good night fucking moon

And if course from pretty woman Cindafuckingrella

Go the Fuck to Sleep (unchanged).

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:11:46am

re: #55 Dangerman

Saving private fucking ryan

One that’s actually rather appropriate, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Fucking Adventure.

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aatharuv  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:12:07am

re: #46 darthstar

Wait for wingnuts to burn their $20s in protest. Dude, I’ll give you THREE FIVES for that.

That reminds me of a Harry Turtledove short story, where the civil war had been far more decisively won by the North (Spoiler warning)

fUFVtET9ha7QOIbkBOi6F0j2PDlMt3EfqvR8KG2z1iIwLIh35VFItAn7EP+czPh7t8wbGiFJxTC4LU1lDJnZXyHM7NNXWWoca2KM7QfLW411xE3WNnRzBwk+N4FNjhjnyifPb9nhstmH20Hc/V1cyfO9pURt3UEQ6pm9DOKMhSA4PGQtDaF/HbA2kxfE0xklC2kjcG2EqeiLReGvis1a2qEdEhqAktvIfaLaBXBcePc=

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:12:52am

re: #43 Charles Johnson

Inherit the Fucking Wind
Eat, Love and Fucking Pray
Fucking Frankenstein
Romeo Fucking Juliet. Oh wait, that’s XXX not angry. Nevermind.

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Hecuba's daughter  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:13:01am

re: #31 Charles Johnson

At Little Green Footballs, there was a time when I believed the community would police itself and get rid of bad actors.

Man, was that ever a mistake. In the real world, bad actors are obsessive, persistent, and deceptive, and they drive out decent people.

Gresham’s law applies to verbal exchanges: bad speech drives out good!

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Mike Lamb  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:13:05am

re: #43 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

The Fucking Hobbit
Moby Fucking Dick
The Fucking Cat in the Fucking Hat

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Teddy's Person  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:13:08am

Pride and Fucking Prejudice

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:14:14am

Total Fucking Recall

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Kilroy was here  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:14:45am

The Wizard of Fucking Oz

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sagehen  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:14:59am

re: #37 Belafon

Who was it that Fringe had on the $20 in the alternate universe?

MLK.

83 CRAZY DIFFERENCES BETWEEN FRINGE’S ALTERNATE UNIVERSE AND OURS
syfy.com

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:15:11am

re: #46 darthstar

Wait for wingnuts to burn their $20s in protest. Dude, I’ll give you THREE FIVES for that.

They are that stupid.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:15:43am
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Jay C  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:15:59am

re: #43 Charles Johnson

Gone With The Fucking Wind.

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Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:15:59am

re: #51 darthstar

He can fire the postmaster Dejoy - and he should. I don’t know about the whole board of governors, but Trump packed it with skeevy bastards anyway.

I’m not sure
I think only the governors can fire the PM

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sagehen  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:16:30am

re: #45 Eclectic Cyborg

A Christmas Fucking Carol

Which is substantively different from A Fucking Christmas Carol…

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Dave In Austin  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:17:20am

re: #67 Charles Johnson

Do I detect a smirk on Ms. Tubman’s face? I think I do.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:18:07am

re: #69 Dangerman

I’m not sure
I think only the governors can fire the PM

But DeJoy can get indicted by a grand jury…

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Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:18:29am

re: #67 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Less than a week
Its like Biden’s got a to do list
And competent personnel

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Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:20:18am

re: #68 Jay C

Gone With The Fucking Wind.

Schindler’s fucking list

Please dont eat the fucking daisies

The good the bad and the fucking ugly

Seven fucking samurai

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Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:20:40am

re: #72 🌹UOJB!

But DeJoy can get indicted by a grand jury…

Oh yes indeed

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:20:48am

re: #74 Dangerman

Schindler’s fucking list

Please dont eat the fucking daisies

The good the bad and the fucking ugly

Seven fucking samurai

The Fucking Godfather.

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Greup  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:20:49am

The Hitchhikers guide to the fucking galaxy

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:20:59am

I want to see what the backside of the Tubman $20 bill looks like!

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BlueSpotinAL  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:21:07am
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lawhawk  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:22:02am

The Sum of All Fucking Fears
Six Fucking Days in June
The Duke of Fucking Flatbush
Ball Fucking Four

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Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:23:12am

Lawrence of fucking Arabia

my fucking fair lady
My fair fucking lady?

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DesertDenizen  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:23:52am

For Love of the Fucking Game

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Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:24:18am

fucking airplane!

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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:25:27am
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No Malarkey!  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:25:37am

Death of a Fucking Salesman.

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Jay C  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:26:19am

re: #74 Dangerman

Schindler’s fucking list

Please dont eat the fucking daisies

The good the bad and the fucking ugly

Seven fucking samurai

J R R Tolkien’s classic trilogy: Lord Of The Fucking Rings

1. The Fucking Fellowship of the Fucking Ring.
2. The Two Fucking Towers
3. The Return Of The Fucking King

And his origin story of the Elvish mythos: The Silmafuckingrillion

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:26:58am

Oklafuckinghoma!
Fucking Carousel
South Fucking Pacific
The Fucking King and I
Cinderfuckingrella
Flower Fucking Drum Song
The Sound Of Fucking Music

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No Malarkey!  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:27:16am

re: #84 Charles Johnson

Not with more contagious mutations of the virus spreading. Now is the time to double down on distancing measures until vaccinated.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:27:54am

Testing something.

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DesertDenizen  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:28:13am

re: #84 Charles Johnson

Ducey found himself in the opposite spot with the same result. Everyone hates him now.

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sagehen  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:28:16am

re: #84 Charles Johnson

It’s insane to even think of lifting restrictions at this point. Newsom is caving in to the right’s dumbass demands.

Newsome used to be married to Kimberly Guilfoyle. Let’s not expect good judgment from this man.

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lawhawk  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:28:24am

re: #81 Dangerman

Lawrence of fucking Arabia

my fucking fair lady
My fair fucking lady?

My Fair Lady Fucking (and I just watched MFL last night; music and costuming is great, Audrey is Audrey, but the story itself is thin and cringe-y).

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No Malarkey!  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:28:29am

re: #87 🌹UOJB!

Oklafuckinghoma!
Fucking Carousel
South Fucking Pacific
The Fucking King and I
Cinderfuckingrella
Flower Fucking Drum Song
The Sound Of Fucking Music

The Phantom of the Fucking Opera
Fucking Hamilton

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lawhawk  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:30:21am

re: #87 🌹UOJB!

Fucking Cats
How to Succeed in Business Without Fucking Trying
Miss Fucking Saigon
Hamilton Fucking (he threw away his shot)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:31:06am

re: #51 darthstar

He can fire the postmaster Dejoy - and he should. I don’t know about the whole board of governors, but Trump packed it with skeevy bastards anyway.

No, he can NOT fire DeJoy.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:31:13am

Gotta test this.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:31:45am

re: #92 lawhawk

My Fair Lady Fucking (and I just watched MFL last night; music and costuming is great, Audrey is Audrey, but the story itself is thin and cringe-y).

A production of My Fair Lady in Minneapolis’s Theater District was the last thing Mrs. Fish and I did before the pandemic hit. It was during the intermission when the NBA hit the “Shut Down Everything” button and made the news explode.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:32:28am

Uno mas.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:33:21am

Star Wars - Episode III: Revenge of the Fucking Sith

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lawhawk  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:34:33am

A week into the new Congress under President Biden, and NBC is already warning doom/gloom that Democrats will lose in 2022. No fucking honeymoon. No attempt to identify what’s going on here. Just find fault with Democrats all while GOP obstructionism is preventing an organizing motion in the Senate and questions about the filibuster sucking the life out of the Senate agenda that Democrats were hoping for.

Meanwhile, we’ve got a couple of Democrats who don’t get what the filibuster represents and why dumping it would be in their best interests long term. I get that there’s a lot of inside baseball with filibusters, but the long and short is that it was made a Senate procedure to block integration and thwart equal rights and protections under the law. It gives a minority party undue power and control over an agenda, and prevents majority from enacting legislation.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:34:41am

This should do it.

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Jay C  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:34:57am

re: #99 Eclectic Cyborg

Star Wars - Episode III: Revenge of the Fucking Sith

“Episode IV”: A New Fucking Hope.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:35:18am

re: #101 Charles Johnson

This should do it.

Looks like that’s got it, boss.

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darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:35:47am

re: #59 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Inherit the Fucking Wind
Eat, Love and Fucking Pray
Fucking Frankenstein
Romeo Fucking Juliet. Oh wait, that’s XXX not angry. Nevermind.

Sense and Fucking Sensibility
Wuthering Fucking Heights
The Wind and the Fucking Willows
See Spot Fucking Run
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Fucking Blue Fish
The Fucking Bicycle Lesson
Are You My Fucking Mommy?

Lots of good titles out there.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:36:05am

Testing this in Spy mode.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:36:12am

Men In Fucking Black

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darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:36:42am

re: #106 Eclectic Cyborg

Men In Fucking Black

Was that a book or just a screenplay?

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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:37:01am

That problem in Spy mode is fixed now, so I’ll stop posting that tweet over and over.

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darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:37:06am

re: #106 Eclectic Cyborg

Men In Fucking Black

The Holy Fucking Bible

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Greup  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:37:27am

For whom the bell fucking Tolls.
The Guns of fucking Navarone.
Fucking Walden
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Fucking Court

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:38:09am
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Kilroy was here  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:38:57am

Fucking Dumbo
Fucking Bambi (that may be a real title… )
The Fucking Love Bug
Fucking Herbie
Song of the fucking south
Destroy all fucking monsters
Day of the fucking triffids

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darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:41:58am

I approve of getting the word fucking trending on Twitter.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:42:56am
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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:44:34am

re: #114 Charles Johnson

Inevitably, the crowd gets infiltrated by the wrong sort of people, and then they wind up having to shut it all down because the asshats won’t let us have nice things.

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Nyet  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:46:01am

Pulp Fucktion.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:46:23am

The Ten Fucking Commandments

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Nyet  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:47:21am

Debbie Fucks Dallas.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:48:19am

re: #118 Nyet

Debbie Fucks Dallas.

I mean, that’s not really a huge difference.

////

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nines09  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:48:24am

Fucking Godzilla
King Fucking Kong
Fucking Platoon
Star Fucking Trek
Fucking Village Of The Damned
The Fucking Way Way Back

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Nyet  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:48:38am

re: #119 Eclectic Cyborg

I mean, that’s not really a huge difference.

////

low key fucking

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2020 Blue Wisconsin  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:48:53am

Fuck Trump: The Art of Fucking the Deal.

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lawhawk  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:49:21am

re: #112 Kilroy was here

Disney collection:

Fucking Aladdin
Fucking Frozen
Cars Fucking (oh, wait - anger, not sex - so flip that one)
The Fucking Incredibles
Toy Fucking Story
Snow White and the Seven Fucking Dwarves (ooh, kinky)

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Nyet  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:49:23am

Fantastic Fucking Four

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:49:38am

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Fucking Khan

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Dave In Austin  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:50:15am

re: #89 Charles Johnson

That Pic came right off.

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unproven innocence  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:50:35am

re: #84 Charles Johnson
March and April are likely to be “interesting” —in the sense of the ancient Chinese curse —not that I’m blaming China:

Update


Won’t play here. You may have to copy the link and truncate it, starting with “?autoplay …”. Or search YT for “dr john campbell”.

Note graph at about 10-minutes in; that and other graph(s) also here:
High-transmission variants in Canada
And not just Canada; this is a PAN-fucking-demic.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:51:47am

Stonekettle is on fire today.

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Dave In Austin  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:52:30am

re: #126 Dave In Austin

That Pic came right off.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:52:54am

Back to the Fucking Future.

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wrenchwench  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:54:18am

re: #129 Dave In Austin

[Embedded content]

I could look at her every fifth comment or so. On or off the 20.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:54:51am

re: #114 Charles Johnson

you get what you pay for…

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:56:29am

re: #131 wrenchwench

I could look at her every fifth comment or so. On or off the 20.

The only thing that would make it better is if we could fit “F*** Trump” on there somewhere.

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wrenchwench  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:57:46am

Mary Fucking Poppins.

Chitty Chitty Bang Fucking Bang.

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Kilroy was here  Jan 25, 2021 • 11:58:04am

A Bridge to Fucking Far
All quiet on the Fucking Western Front
Bridge over the fucking River Kwia (Or now that is owned by Sony.. Whistle while you work)

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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:00:20pm
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Kilroy was here  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:01:31pm

re: #135 Kilroy was here

A Bridge to Fucking Far
All quiet on the Fucking Western Front
Bridge over the fucking River Kwia (Or now that is owned by Sony.. Whistle while you work)

I hate when autocorrect screws up a good joke…

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Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:04:14pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:04:27pm

Why do cats feel the need to knock over anything that’s not bolted down?

140
Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:04:44pm

A River Fucking Runs Through It

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:05:44pm

In today’s “what the ducking fuck?”, I heard an unholy racket and look up at my front window to see a snowmobile, just riding down the neighborhood street. (Note: The snow stopped late Saturday night, and the sun has melted the road, so he/she was riding on open pavement.)

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Teddy's Person  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:06:52pm

As I Lay Fucking Dying

143
Nyet  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:11:04pm

The Fucking’s Speech.

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Kilroy was here  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:11:27pm

Die Fucking Hard
Lethal Fucking Weapon (1-3)
Fan-fucking-tasia

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:11:59pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:12:33pm

Close Encounters of the Third Fucking Kind

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Sherlock Hound  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:13:13pm

re: #144 Kilroy was here

The Fucking Incredibles

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IngisKahn  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:13:46pm

Mother! Fucking

149
Nyet  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:15:54pm

Final Fucking Fantasy.

150
dharmamark  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:16:48pm

Inglourious Fucking Basterds

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IngisKahn  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:17:13pm

Fucking Salò
But that would be redundant.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:17:36pm

re: #43 Charles Johnson

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Moby Fucking Dick
The Scarlet Letter for Fucking
The Adventures of Huckleberry Fucking Finn
James and the Giant Fucking Peach
Gone With the Fucking Wind

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IngisKahn  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:18:10pm

The BFFG

154
darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:19:24pm
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Barefoot Grin  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:22:01pm

White Fucking Noise

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darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:22:31pm
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:23:21pm

re: #156 darthstar

Trump’s fucked.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:24:21pm

re: #156 darthstar

And this man is still a Congressional representative why?

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darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:24:46pm

re: #158 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

And this man is still a Congressional representative why?

Unity?

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Nyet  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:24:52pm

Get Fucking Out

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darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:26:14pm

re: #156 darthstar

In a statement Monday afternoon, Perry also said he talked with Trump and Clark about claims of election fraud. It’s unclear when exactly those conversations took place. An email to Perry’s spokesman asking for clarification has not been returned yet.

Perry’s statement did not address calls for his resignation, mostly by Democrats.

“Throughout the past four years, I worked with Assistant Attorney General Clark on various legislative matters. When President Trump asked if I would make an introduction, I obliged,” Perry said.

The balls on these guys - they don’t care that they’re breaking the law.

162
The Pie Overlord!  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:27:20pm
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darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:28:31pm

re: #161 darthstar

The balls on these guys - they don’t care that they’re breaking the law.

Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz announced Monday he is opening an investigation into the matter, after U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee chair Sen. Dick Durbin (IL) said it was requesting Department of Justice records.

Durbin’s press release is here

Snippet:

“The information revealed by this story raises deeply troubling questions regarding the Justice Department’s role in Trump’s scheme to overturn the election,” the members wrote. “The Senate Judiciary Committee will conduct vigorous oversight of these matters. As a first step, we seek your immediate assurance that the Department will preserve all relevant materials in its possession, custody, or control.”

164
Kilroy was here  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:29:04pm

Fuck Dr No
From Fucking Russia with Love
Live and Let Fucking Die
View to a Fucking Kill

165
Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:30:24pm
166
darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:30:31pm

re: #164 Kilroy was here

Little Fucking Women
Anne of Green Fucking Gables - which I watched the other night…sweet fucking kid.

167
jaunte  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:31:53pm

Miss Manners’ Guide to Excruciatingly Fucking Correct Behavior

168
Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:33:51pm
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thecommodore  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:34:21pm

The usual gang of dolts has been slagging on Psaki because apparently, she says, “uh” and “um’ a lot.

170
lawhawk  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:35:55pm

re: #156 darthstar

Who’s the idiot wearing a chin diaper and not a proper mask?

171
Dragonomics  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:36:47pm

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Fucking Secrets
Some Like Fucking It Hot
I am a Fucking Fugitive from a Fucking Chain Gang

172
The Pie Overlord!  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:37:07pm

Cry more.

173
Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:38:44pm
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darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:39:41pm

re: #165 Charles Johnson

Related:

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stpaulbear  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:40:06pm

re: #141 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

In today’s “what the ducking fuck?”, I heard an unholy racket and look up at my front window to see a snowmobile, just riding down the neighborhood street. (Note: The snow stopped late Saturday night, and the sun has melted the road, so he/she was riding on open pavement.)

My neighbors who live in the artist’s lofts did their thing again and left a bunch of their cars on the wrong side of the street during snow plowing. Bastards!!/ At least this time they got ticketed. I wish they’d get towed so the whole street could get plowed.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:40:27pm

Can congress vote to expel one of their own or can they only be removed via a recall election?

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:40:27pm

re: #172 The Pie Overlord!

178
jaunte  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:43:48pm

re: #177 🌹UOJB!

Do we have a new ambassador to the Vatican yet?

179
Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:44:05pm

re: #174 darthstar

180
stpaulbear  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:44:32pm

re: #154 darthstar

[Embedded content]

One of the stereo shops I used to haunt in the 70’s used ‘Mother Freedom’ to demonstrate how good speakers could sound. That’s still my favorite Bread song.

181
Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:44:32pm

Hey, that reminds me. I should also embed YouTube videos in tweets.

182
Nyet  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:44:43pm

God-Fucking-Father

183
William Lewis  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:44:53pm

Just posted a few photos on a page. Take a look, hope you’ll see something you enjoy. Trying for a fairly old school lower contrast b&w look of late.

Recent Work, January 2021

184
darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:46:50pm

Holy crap…I didn’t realize the Mar a Lago use agreement limited Trump to only 21 days a year at his place.

185
William Lewis  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:46:51pm

re: #178 jaunte

Do we have a new ambassador to the Vatican yet?

I’ll volunteer! I’m high church Anglo-Catholic enough to fake it :) and could use the money, the pasta and the wine while taking lots of pictures in Rome!

186
darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:48:25pm

They should revoke her house arrest, put her in an orange jump-suit and a pair of crocs and give her a holding cell.

187
🌹UOJB!  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:49:17pm

re: #178 jaunte

Do we have a new ambassador to the Vatican yet?

I’ll volunteer. Sure would like to play chess with Pope Francis. I hear he’s a pretty sharp master-level player!

188
darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:50:58pm

re: #186 darthstar

They should revoke her house arrest, put her in an orange jump-suit and a pair of crocs and give her a holding cell.

[Embedded content]

Also, arrest the mom.

189
No Malarkey!  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:52:04pm

re: #160 Nyet

Get Fucking Out

Fucking Scream
The Fucking Exorcist
The Fucking Amityville Horror
The Nightmare on Fucking Elm Street

190
Nyet  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:52:58pm

re: #189 No Malarkey!

Fucking Scream
The Fucking Exorcist
The Fucking Amityville Horror
The Nightmare on Fucking Elm Street

Fucking Omen

191
Nyet  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:53:22pm

Jason vs. Fucking Freddy

192
Barefoot Grin  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:53:40pm

re: #179 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Sounds like Neil Young plugging in before an electric set with Crazy Horse.

193
lawhawk  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:54:04pm

re: #186 darthstar

Once again we see how white perpetrators are treated differently than persons of color for crime.

Insurrectionists who engaged in a failed coup are given slaps on wrist, and lots of hand wringing about how there isn’t enough places to incarcerate people until trial, while no such concerns made after BLM protests when cops started riots and engaged in mass arrests.

No mass arrests during the insurrection at the Capitol; they picked up people only after they fled the scene without any problem getting through security on the way out.

194
thecommodore  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:54:13pm
195
Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:56:08pm
196
stpaulbear  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:57:12pm

2000 fucking 1: A Space Odyssey.

197
darthstar  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:57:19pm

Good…Federal judge blocked Zip-tie guy’s release.

198
Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:57:34pm
Washington Post: “The executive order will call for increasing the amount of U.S. content that must be in a product for it to be considered made in America under existing ‘Buy American’ requirements. It will also create a website where American businesses can see what contracts are being awarded to foreign vendors, and a position at the White House Office of Management and Budget tasked with implementing Biden’s push on federal procurement, among other measures.”
199
🌹UOJB!  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:57:48pm

re: #194 thecommodore

200
stpaulbear  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:58:25pm

re: #195 Dangerman

Lock her fucking up.

201
lawhawk  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:59:05pm
202
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:59:46pm
203
Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 12:59:47pm

re: #172 The Pie Overlord!

Cry more.

[Embedded content]

so?

204
🌹UOJB!  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:00:06pm

Oh my! Joe is holding a real press conference right now and he isn’t uttering anything about…FAKE NEWS…

205
Charles Johnson  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:01:07pm
206
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:01:16pm
207
lawhawk  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:01:38pm

re: #203 Dangerman

Who benefited from Trump’s transgender ban? No one, because it was a net harm: it weakened US national security and readiness?

Who benefited from Trump’s disastrous covid19 response? No one except billionaires who saw their wealth explode while everyone else got slammed with the burdens.

We can do this all day. /Capt America (and yeah, the Mrs. thinks he’s got a nice ass too).

208
Nyet  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:01:38pm

Kill Fucking Bill

209
Dr. Matt  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:01:42pm

re: #203 Dangerman

so?

President Joe Biden began his term tearing down everything President Donald Trump did - erasing everything he achieved -

If Biden was able to destroy and erase Donnie’s legislative legacy by a handful of EOs, that’s not a very impressive legacy.

210
stpaulbear  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:02:15pm

re: #204 🌹UOJB!

Oh my! Joe is holding a real press conference right now and he isn’t uttering anything about…FAKE NEWS…

“Come on, man” is the new “fake news”.

211
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:03:02pm
212
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:03:10pm
213
Nyet  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:03:20pm

Honey, I shrunk the fucking kids.

214
O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:03:54pm

re: #206 Backwoods_Sleuth

Building the infrastructure for this to happen would basically revolutionize the entire industry. A large part of the “elite status” of electric cars is because there is very little in the way of a well-distributed network of charging stations, similar to what gasoline cars have.

215
Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:04:34pm

re: #184 darthstar

Holy crap…I didn’t realize the Mar a Lago use agreement limited Trump to only 21 days a year at his place.

[Embedded content]

yup. i’m waiting to see what palm beach does. are they counting out 21 days or what.

another option:

he can just accept defeat and failure and close the club - just another business loss.
then he can live there in all the 126 rooms

216
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:05:44pm

re: #215 Dangerman

yup. i’m waiting to see what palm beach does. are they counting out 21 days or what.

another option:

he can just accept defeat and failure and close the club - just another business loss.
then he can live there in all the 126 rooms

especially if the members continue to quit.

217
lawhawk  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:05:55pm

re: #213 Nyet

Little Shop of Fucking Horrors

218
Nyet  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:06:37pm

re: #217 lawhawk

The Fucking Empire Strikes Back

219
Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:06:40pm

re: #190 Nyet

Fucking Omen

Fucking Casablanca

Citizen Fucking Kane

220
Dr. Matt  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:08:32pm

……

221
Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:08:39pm

re: #200 still stpaulbear

Lock her fucking up.

i didnt see that movie
oh wait….

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lawhawk  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:08:44pm

re: #184 darthstar

There’s a lot to unpack there. Mar a Lago is a shit show as a golf business as no one wants to associate with the loser Trump now that he incited an armed insurrection. So his membership fee intake is dropping. The place is a cult to Trump, where he’s got his pictures plastered everywhere, and it wont be long before he wont be able to pay the bills there either.

He can’t come back to NYC because he’s nearly universally loathed here. He wont move to Staten Island, because that’s like the forgotten borough here. He’s stuck in hell.

And that’s still too good for him.

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Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:09:36pm

re: #201 lawhawk

[Embedded content]

rudy you should accept defeat
you’ve been ‘practicing’ for years
you’re not very good at it. you’ll never be a pro.

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marcusgorillius  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:11:40pm

re: #43 Charles Johnson

The Fucking Waltons, Fucking Looney Tunes

225
Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:13:29pm

re: #207 lawhawk

Who benefited from Trump’s transgender ban? No one, because it was a net harm: it weakened US national security and readiness?

Who benefited from Trump’s disastrous covid19 response? No one except billionaires who saw their wealth explode while everyone else got slammed with the burdens.

We can do this all day. /Capt America (and yeah, the Mrs. thinks he’s got a nice ass too).

we dont even have to go into that trump basically dismanted or tried to dismantle everything obama

226
Dangerman  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:13:51pm

re: #209 Dr. Matt

If Biden was able to destroy and erase Donnie’s legislative legacy by a handful of EOs, that’s not a very impressive legacy.

winner

227
Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 25, 2021 • 1:37:38pm

re: #120 nines09

Colossus: The Fucking Forbin Project

228
steve_davis  Jan 25, 2021 • 2:17:30pm

re: #86 Jay C

J R R Tolkien’s classic trilogy: Lord Of The Fucking Rings

1. The Fucking Fellowship of the Fucking Ring.
2. The Two Fucking Towers
3. The Return Of The Fucking King

And his origin story of the Elvish mythos: The Silmafuckingrillion

if you go into Appendix D, you’ll discover that means “Selma’s fucking bar and grill” in Elvish.

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steve_davis  Jan 25, 2021 • 3:00:33pm

re: #187 🌹UOJB!

I’ll volunteer. Sure would like to play chess with Pope Francis. I hear he’s a pretty sharp master-level player!

I hadn’t heard that, but he’s a physical chemist by degree, so I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a helluva chess player. Fischer’s dad was a physical chemist of some renown.

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steve_davis  Jan 25, 2021 • 3:12:35pm

re: #205 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

I remember one of those NFL reminisence shows where some former lineman from the 50’s was talking about winding up at the bottom of the pile and saying to someone “Jim, I can still smell that whiskey on you from last night!” to which the response was something like, “hell, this is from halftime.”


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