Colbert: You’re Not Crazy - Pandemic Paranoia Is a Real Thing

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According to the experts at CNN, it’s perfectly normal to be feeling a little paranoid after 11 months of pandemic lockdown. So to whomever at NASA decided to embed secret messages inside the Mars rover’s parachute, you’re not helping! We have enough conspiracy theories flying around here on Earth. #Colbert #Mars #Monologue

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1
jeffreyw  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:21:19am

Because I need to see it twice:

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:21:38am
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Khal Wimpo (exhaling for 1st time in 4 yrs)  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:22:45am

The hair color is wrong, but AOC *does* know how to make a dramatic entrance …

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Charles Johnson  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:24:46am
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Nyet  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:25:18am

re: #2 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Will Vance release the Kraken?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:25:48am

“Only the best people.”

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Charles Johnson  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:26:04am
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nines09  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:27:52am

One observation I have since the lockdowns and masking.
Many men are with their wives in supermarkets and they don’t have a clue other people are in the store with them. They never went shopping. They stand next to the cart next to the wife and block the fucking aisle. With a mask below their nose. Trying to figure out what they are looking at. And I’m not the only one who picks up either a can in my cart and drops it or lifts up the cart and bangs it.
(beep)
And I’m not sure how your supermarkets are but here in Pennsyltucky they have displays in the aisles so every other aisle is a chicane course.
I thought of getting a tricycle bell and taking it with me.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:28:09am

re: #7 Charles Johnson

That man had every opportunity in life, and wound up like that.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:29:33am

re: #9 Punish Domestic Terrorists

That man had every opportunity in life, and wound up like that.

And he makes way too much money for being like that.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:30:26am

re: #8 nines09

One observation I have since the lockdowns and masking.
Many men are with their wives in supermarkets and they don’t have a clue other people are in the store with them. They never went shopping. They stand next to the cart next to the wife and block the fucking aisle. With a mask below their nose. Trying to figure out what they are looking at. And I’m not the only one who picks up either a can in my cart and drops it or lifts up the cart and bangs it.
(beep)
And I’m not sure how your supermarkets are but here in Pennsyltucky they have displays in the aisles so every other aisle is a chicane course.
I thought of getting a tricycle bell and taking it with me.

I don’t even know what supermarkets look like today. I go to the weed store, because that’s the only legal option, but groceries are delivered. I really, really don’t want to catch covid, but clearly not enough to become sober.

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danarchy  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:30:57am

re: #4 Charles Johnson

Gonna disagree here, every time Colbert drops a joke and there is just utter silence it feels weird and cringeworthy to me. I have to imagine it is worse for them not knowing if the joke actually landed or not.

Could definitely do without the suit and ties though, it is long past time for those to become a forgotten vestige of a past era.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:31:26am
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jaunte  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:32:24am

They’ll always have Mr. Peanut.

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🌹UOJB!  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:33:01am

re: #7 Charles Johnson

There is nothing Benjy won’t say no matter how asinine it sounds as he begs for more Wingnut Welfare Money from The Mercers.

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jaunte  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:33:12am

Mr. Peanut doesn’t have visible genitals either.

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jaunte  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:33:51am

What has Ben Shapiro been attaching to his Mr Potato Head?

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🌹UOJB!  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:34:26am

And don’t even mention Winnie the Pooh!

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:34:32am

re: #13 Charles Johnson

Mr. potato dick returns almost 5 million hits on Google. Anything a person can think of is a thing on the Internet.

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Belafon  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:35:08am

re: #13 Charles Johnson

I was wondering if people kept those attachments.

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jaunte  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:35:22am

From the people who buy trucknutz.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:35:35am

re: #19 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Mr. potato dick returns almost 5 million hits on Google. Anything a person can think of is a thing on the Internet.

Rule 34 certainly applies here.

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Jay C  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:36:26am

From last thread:

re: #172 Hecuba’s daughter

She [Marjorie Taylor Greene]’s irritated that she cannot serve on committees and interrogate witnesses with the same dumb questions and speeches as Ron Johnson or Jim Jordan. She probably wonders why they allowed to be considered full members of their respective bodies when she isn’t. Which is a totally valid question.

One: the House operates on a fairly strict seniority system: freshman Reps. usually don’t get any sort of special treatment just for being loudmouthed extremists (unless, of course, the caucus leadership agrees to it).
Two: most freshman Reps. don’t make being a loudmouthed extremist (seasoned with a healthy dose of alternately whiny and arrogant self-(faux-)victimization) pretty much the sum total of their Congressional persona.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:37:21am

re: #17 jaunte

What has Ben Shapiro been attaching to his Mr Potato Head?

He’s been watching what his wife does with it when she thinks he isn’t around.

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jaunte  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:39:46am

re: #24 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

Sub-rosa scalloping.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:39:50am

re: #24 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

He’s been watching what his wife does with it when she thinks he isn’t around.

She puts on his angry eyes!

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nines09  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:39:54am

re: #14 jaunte

Unaroused Male Peanut

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Nyet  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:39:55am

re: #19 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Mr. potato dick returns almost 5 million hits on Google. Anything a person can think of is a thing on the Internet.

Rule 33. /

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Florida Panhandler  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:40:22am

re: #6 Eclectic Cyborg

I have the Best whitest staff on Capitol Hill.

There. Fixed it for her.

What a Fucking wacked-out in the head Nazi she is. Fuck her and her voters.

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Sherlock Hound  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:40:58am

re: #17 jaunte

What has Ben Shapiro been attaching to his Mr Potato Head?

I suggest one of those handheld potato spiralizers. It’ll help his prostate. O_O
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:41:29am

re: #27 nines09

Unaroused Male Peanut

[Embedded content]

I’m just glad you had the good taste to not post the pornographic version with an erection.

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nines09  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:43:28am

re: #31 Punish Domestic Terrorists

I never looked for a potato with a penis when I had a Mr. Potato Head kit either.

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Teukka  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:44:22am

re: #28 Nyet

Rule 33. /

Also, you shouldn’t forget about RotI #34 (If there isn’t, there will be).

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Nyet  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:44:33am

re: #31 Punish Domestic Terrorists

I’m just glad you had the good taste to not post the pornographic version with an erection.

Rule 34.

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Sherlock Hound  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:45:01am

re: #21 jaunte

From the people who buy trucknutz.

I was disappointed to learn that TruckNutz (TM) are plastic. They melt under a torch too easily. (You CANNOT overestimate the symbolic value of torching off the family jewels on some MAGAt’s truck!)

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jaunte  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:46:03am

And whatever happened to hoop-trundling?

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PrairieQueen  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:46:22am

re: #31 Punish Domestic Terrorists

I’m just glad you had the good taste to not post the pornographic version with an erection.

The erection was stolen.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:46:39am

re: #37 PrairieQueen

The erection was stolen.

*WHACK!*

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jeffreyw  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:47:58am

re: #32 nines09

I never looked for a potato with a penis when I had a Mr. Potato Head kit either.

The search would have been futile. Around here the Baptist ministers went around and opened all the boxes. Think about it, do you remember taking the plastic film off before you could open the box? Of course not, it was already off.
//

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:48:09am

re: #37 PrairieQueen

The erection was stolen.

Go to your room.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:48:32am
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jaunte  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:48:43am

Maybe to make up for this loss, Ben and his fans can just begin attaching a “Mr.” at random to whatever products they like to buy.
Mr. Enquirer
Mr. Foxnews
Mr. Conspiracy Theory

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IngisKahn  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:49:46am

re: #222 Nyet

If only the rest of Mandarin Chinese weren’t infinitely more complex than English. /

Much of the perceived difficulty is due to it being different. Japanese grammar is usually considered very hard, but it is extremely regular and has much fewer complications than Indo-European languages. The order of things is generally reversed and they conjugate for things that most IE languages don’t so at first glance it may seem hard to grasp. Even the Chinese tone system is not a big deal provided you are gently introduced to it. Sure, the writing system takes a lot of memorization, but those 8000+ characters have their plus sides too (inherent meaning, useful combinations, and single pronunciation). 2+ billion people get by fine with them.

As for the Japanese writing system, you’re shit out of luck.

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dat_said  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:50:48am
Many so-called rules are littered with exceptions. The ditty learned in grammar school
“i” before “e” except after “c” or when pronounced as “a” as in “neighbor” or “weigh” applies except for “weird” and “leisure” and a host of other common terms.

And Einstein got it wrong. Twice.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:51:21am

MyPillow guy releases a Mr. Potato Head knockoff in 3… 2…1…

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Dangerman  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:51:42am

re: #23 Jay C

From last thread:

One: the House operates on a fairly strict seniority system: freshman Reps. usually don’t get any sort of special treatment just for being loudmouthed extremists (unless, of course, the caucus leadership agrees to it).
Two: most freshman Reps. don’t make being a loudmouthed extremist (seasoned with a healthy dose of alternately whiny and arrogant self-(faux-)victimization) pretty much the sum total of their Congressional persona.

You want respect, earn it.

Demanding is what children do

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Teukka  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:52:10am

re: #45 Eclectic Cyborg

MyPillow guy releases a Mr. Potato Head knockoff in 3… 2…1…

(My)PillowHead?

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darthstar  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:52:18am

From a FB friend’s feed:

Roger Marshall’s argument for not raising the minimum wage is that he had a minimum wage job and it paid for his entire college tuition.

When he graduated from Kansas State University, tuition was $898/year. It is now $10,000/year. The minimum wage then was $3.35. It’s now $7.25.

So I’m guessing he wasn’t a math major in college.

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Decatur Deb  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:53:40am

re: #16 jaunte

Mr. Peanut doesn’t have visible genitals either.

Mr Ginseng does.

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Decatur Deb  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:55:37am

re: #27 nines09

Unaroused Male Peanut

[Embedded content]

You turned the photo upside-down.

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nines09  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:56:04am

re: #36 jaunte

What happened to “Kick The Can”?
Playing marbles with bottle caps with paraffin in them?
Actually playing marbles with real glass marbles?
Pitching pennies?
Playing stickball?
And then when the balls eventually rip, playing Halfies?
Playing Chink, like hand ball but hits the ground first, then wall.
Wallball with the loser being put against the wall bent over and everyone gets a throw at their ass.
Wireball, where you get an intersection with wires of varying heights, and each one has a value. You throw the ball and try and hit a wire. If you miss, and your foe catches it, their turn. If you hit that wire and they miss the catch, you get the points and stay the thrower.
Base runner with choices of how many pavement joints will be the course. Two bases. Throwers have to throw ball as you count down to 3 and you don’t have to run untill you pick your spot.

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Nyet  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:56:29am

re: #43 IngisKahn

Most of whom learn it as children. I’m pretty sure I could, if forced, get a grasp of at least the basics of any/most of alphabet- and not-tone-based IE language in six months, with intensive study. It would be ugly, ungrammatical, etc. but enough to “get by” (I’m extrapolating from how I learned German by myself). I’m also pretty sure I would get almost nowhere with Japanese and Mandarin in the same timeframe, except maybe (maybe) for the spoken part.

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:57:53am

re: #43 IngisKahn

Much of the perceived difficulty is due to it being different. Japanese grammar is usually considered very hard, but it is extremely regular and has much fewer complications than Indo-European languages. The order of things is generally reversed and they conjugate for things that most IE languages don’t so at first glance it may seem hard to grasp. Even the Chinese tone system is not a big deal provided you are gently introduced to it. Sure, the writing system takes a lot of memorization, but those 8000+ characters have their plus sides too (inherent meaning, useful combinations, and single pronunciation). 2+ billion people get by fine with them.

As for the Japanese writing system, you’re shit out of luck.

One of the tricky things for both Japanese and non-native learners alike is dealing with the various honorifics and the ways of combining verbs to achieve honorific (or its opposite, the term for which—謙譲語—can’t remember in English); while very systematic, as you say, it is still complicated. New hires for major companies often go through language and culture bootcamp.

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darthstar  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:59:18am

re: #49 Decatur Deb

Mr Ginseng does.

So does Senor Testiculo

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nines09  Feb 25, 2021 • 10:59:20am

re: #50 Decatur Deb

Out of courtesy, of course.

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nines09  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:00:06am

re: #54 darthstar

“Why are the children crying?”

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jaunte  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:00:17am

re: #54 darthstar

Senhor Testiculo brings a smile to everyone’s face.

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Dangerman  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:00:33am

Dana Millbank: “Can you believe that Neera Tanden called Hillary Clinton the ‘anti-Christ’ and the ‘real enemy’? Oh, wait. It was Ryan Zinke who said those things. Fifty-one Republican senators (and several Democrats, including Joe Manchin) confirmed him as secretary of the interior in 2017.”

“And how about the times Tanden allegedly called the NAACP a ‘pinko organization’ that ‘hates white people’ and used racial epithets? My bad. That was Jeff Sessions. Again, 51 Republican senators (and one Democrat, Manchin) voted to confirm him as attorney general in 2017.”

“Surely Tanden went beyond the pale when she “liked” a tweet calling then-Secretary of State John F. Kerry a ‘traitor’ and ‘Vietnam’s worst export,’ and when she suggested Clinton supporters leave the country. Except Mike Pompeo was the one who did those things. He won confirmation as secretary of state in 2018 with the votes of 50 Republicans and six Democrats, including Manchin.”

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darthstar  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:02:03am

re: #57 jaunte

Senhor Testiculo brings a smile to everyone’s face.

Obviously not a cold day.

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Dangerman  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:04:37am

re: #58 Dangerman

But he gets to keep his job, right?

Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) apologized for calling President Joe Biden’s embattled budget chief pick, Neera Tanden, a “whack job,” Politico reports.

Kennedy explained that he was searching for another word before calling her “a neo-socialist, left-of-Lenin whack job.”

He added: “I apologize. I was searching for a word for extremist, which I think is more neutral. And I should have said extremist. I never should have said whack job.

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gwangung  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:05:49am

re: #60 Dangerman

Whack job makes insincere apology.

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:07:30am

Well, now we’ve got insults directed at Tanden by GOP senators, so it’s a wash. Manchin can now vote to nominate.

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Dangerman  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:08:19am

Karl rove (wsj) looking for the pivot!

“One approach would be to devote the speech to his anger and grievances over losing the election. He could complain it was stolen and brag about winning more than 74 million votes. He could claim credit for every GOP victory, from flipping House seats to adding state legislative chambers, while blaming others—notably Minority Leader Mitch McConnell—for every GOP failure, including losing the Senate…”

“There’s a second approach Mr. Trump could take Sunday. He could emphasize his agenda and contrast it with Mr. Biden’s policies starting with the new administration’s immigration proposal. He could share an expanded vision of where he would be taking America if he were still in the Oval Office, something he failed to do during his re-election campaign. He could remind people of his pre-Covid economic achievements. He could finally express compassion about those who died or suffered from Covid and declare his pride in Operation Warp Speed…”

“Leaders who come out of the wilderness after defeat do so by changing their approach and re-creating themselves. It’s unclear whether Mr. Trump has the ability to change, especially after a defeat that left him embittered and isolated. What are the odds Mr. Trump takes the more constructive second tack?”

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Khal Wimpo (exhaling for 1st time in 4 yrs)  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:10:13am

BTW - if you’re not familiar with Bellingcat, they’re an outfit made up of data geeks & investigative journalists who try to peel away the layers around online disinformation, brainwashing, conspiracy theories and right-wing hate.

They’ve got a new one about one of the freaks that invaded the Capitol on Jan. 6:

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darthstar  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:10:40am
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:12:00am

re: #63 Dangerman

LOL. Malignant narcissists can’t change. It’s like expecting a face-eating leopard to become a house pet. Trump doesn’t even understand that he’s a failed President, because he’s a god among men in his inner-world. You can’t adapt if you can’t engage with reality.

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Khal Wimpo (exhaling for 1st time in 4 yrs)  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:12:04am

Here’s the link to the actual story

Woman Accused of Stealing Nancy Pelosi’s Laptop Appears in Video Making Nazi Salute

Williams’ mother described her daughter as getting caught up in the moment. She noted that Riley had been radicalized on far-right message boards but described her daughter’s main political goal as, “…wanting America to get the correct information”.

However, Bellingcat has since received information that suggests that Williams was more than just a Trump supporter caught up in the maelstrom. She is somebody who posted racist and Anti-Semitic content as well as filmed a video that appears openly pro-Nazi and promotes accelerationism (speeding up the collapse of society) as a pathway towards establishing a genocidal white supremacist state.

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Nyet  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:14:11am

re: #64 Khal Wimpo (exhaling for 1st time in 4 yrs)

Bellingcat knows that one weird trick, Putin hates them. /

But seriously, if years ago I was skeptical about them, after the Salisbury/Navalny investigations I can say they’re really on top of the game.

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🌹UOJB!  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:14:20am

re: #67 Khal Wimpo (exhaling for 1st time in 4 yrs)

Here’s the link to the actual story

Woman Accused of Stealing Nancy Pelosi’s Laptop Appears in Video Making Nazi Salute

Why isn’t that brat in jail AND what the fuck did she do with the laptop?

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darthstar  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:15:03am

Vax-trax now including fully vaccinated separately so the overall total is the sum of both numbers.

1 in 5 Americans have at least one shot.

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Khal Wimpo (exhaling for 1st time in 4 yrs)  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:15:27am

This is the freak who stole Nancy Pelosi’s laptop and allegedly was trying to turn around and sell it to the Russians.

While also giving a Nazi salute.

Trying to work with Russians while admiring Nazis is the kind of confusion that makes sense to a hateful, spiteful right-wing loon, I guess.
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Nyet  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:16:10am

re: #71 Khal Wimpo (exhaling for 1st time in 4 yrs)

This is the freak who stole Nancy Pelosi’s laptop and allegedly was trying to turn around and sell it to the Russians.

While also giving a Nazi salute.

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It does make sense given the nature of Putin’s regime.

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LadyBehir  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:17:37am

re: #8 nines09

If I’m at the Walmart in Union County and I hear a tricycle bell, I’ll introduce myself. That is usually the only store I shop that far south. And, now I’m getting a bell for my cart!

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Dangerman  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:17:58am

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Dave In Austin  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:19:57am

Danny Goeb being a turd.

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🌹UOJB!  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:21:08am

re: #75 Dave In Austin

Danny Goeb being a turd.

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Speaking of “Gambles”…when is that motherfather going to pay off his $3 million bet with John Fetterman?

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Semper Fi  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:21:54am

re: #66 Punish Domestic Terrorists

LOL. Malignant narcissists can’t change. It’s like expecting a face-eating leopard to become a house pet. Trump doesn’t even understand that he’s a failed President, because he’s a god among men in his inner-world. You can’t adapt if you can’t engage with reality.

Excellent description.

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jaunte  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:22:07am

re: #76 🌹UOJB!

Never, because he didn’t sign a contract, he only gave his word. Which is worthless.

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Nyet  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:22:24am

re: #75 Dave In Austin

“Too bad, so sad”.

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Belafon  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:22:45am

re: #74 Dangerman

The problem with that thinking is that it wasn’t put up by people who want civics taught. Biden didn’t have it put up.

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nines09  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:23:29am

re: #73 LadyBehir

Hello!
We do Jersey Mikes about once every two weeks there. North Jersey Italian Subs are close enough to Philly Italian Hoagies in a pinch. What I do is have them “wrap for travel” which is you lay wax paper on the roll, top an bottom, so nothing touches the roll. Oil/vinegar on the side.
Then you can enjoy it hours later just as fresh.
My Walmart is enough…..Target is much better.

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Dave In Austin  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:23:39am

re: #76 🌹UOJB!

Speaking of “Gambles”…when is that motherfather going to pay off his $3 million bet with John Fetterman?

I’d rather see Fetterman take it out of his hide.

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Nyet  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:24:44am

re: #76 🌹UOJB!

Speaking of “Gambles”…when is that motherfather going to pay off his $3 million bet with John Fetterman?

No, but if he would, then in Wawa gift cards.

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jaunte  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:25:24am

Oregon GOPers busy making sure government doesn’t function:

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Nyet  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:27:26am

Speaking of which.

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🌹UOJB!  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:27:46am

re: #84 jaunte

Oregon GOPers busy making sure government doesn’t function:

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If they don’t want to show up, expel those QAP assholes!

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PrairieQueen  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:28:42am

Already getting forwarded YouTubes about Rand Paul fighting “Biden’s America” about transgender youth taking dangerous drugs and having their genitals mutilated without parental consent. Apparently, this is what’s on the menu for conservatives today.

I have no idea how many transgender youth are out there, and what drugs they take, and what parts they’re supposedly cutting off, but it’s smelling a lot like bullshit, and I doubt Rand Paul knows either. Rand Paul, as usual, is grandstanding. He’s a goddamned lunatic ophthalmologist, he should stick with glaucoma surgery when he isn’t going off on his conspiracy rants.

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nines09  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:29:13am

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:30:28am

Watch a public crucifixion in real time:

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:33:16am

re: #71 Khal Wimpo (exhaling for 1st time in 4 yrs)

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plansbandc  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:33:39am

re: #8 nines09

The thing that kills me is when the whole family goes in the grocery store. How about one of the parents stays home with the kids and the other parent goes to the grocery store?

So you have 3+ people giving their germs to the whole store and those same assholes picking up 3x (at least) the Covid germs to take home.

Also, the couples who come in to buy booze. Really? Both of you need to be there, really?

I could go on, but I know no one wants to read it. Dude is certainly tired of hearing it.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:38:06am

re: #91 plansbandc

The thing that kills me is when the whole family goes in the grocery store. How about one of the parents stays home with the kids and the other parent goes to the grocery store?

So you have 3+ people giving their germs to the whole store and those same assholes picking up 3x (at least) the Covid germs to take home.

Also, the couples who come in to buy booze. Really? Both of you need to be there, really?

I could go on, but I know no one wants to read it. Dude is certainly tired of hearing it.

A lot of people can’t adapt to change. It’s so common that it became a social movement that has become a threat to public health.

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Sherlock Hound  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:38:11am

re: #89 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

“You know all about using an empty Pringles can, don’t you, Mr. Shapiro?”

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PrairieQueen  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:38:40am

re: #86 🌹UOJB!

If they don’t want to show up, expel those QAP assholes!

For all the jokes about Oregon being a rich hippy state, there’s always been a really dark bunch of good ole boys just a hair trigger from going full-on white nationalist. Weirdo anti-government types, illiterate homeskoolers, welfare ranchers, fur trappers, gunhumpers… all armed to the teeth and batshit crazy. The Bundys had a lot of support there.

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LadyBehir  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:45:00am

re: #81 nines09

Closest Target for me is the one outside the Lycoming Mall. I am underwhelmed by that one. I shop in the “big city” of Williamsport or the Mill Hall Walmart mostly. That, and local suppliers of fresh food. But sometimes the Lewisburg W has what I need. I’ll keep an ear out for that bell.

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Renaissance_Man  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:45:45am

re: #74 Dangerman

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It’s not education. These people are often highly educated. The only solution is deprogramming.

97
Nyet  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:47:39am

re: #90 Punish Domestic Terrorists

This reminds me of … someone. :)

In this thread, she defends Fuentes from allegations that he soiled his pants while running a mile in high school. (These allegations are the result of a viral joke meant to denigrate Fuentes.)

98
Dread Pirate Ron  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:51:42am
99
Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:56:47am

@GOP posted then deleted this Tweet when told that they do not understand math or linear time.

On the campaign trial, Biden promised to reopen schools within his first 100 days in office. But that is just another promise that President Biden hasn’t kept.

100
danarchy  Feb 25, 2021 • 11:58:04am

re: #98 Dread Pirate Ron

So are they talking about 2020? because there was pretty much no immigration anywhere for most of 2020 for pretty good reason.

101
No Malarkey!  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:00:02pm
102
Teukka  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:00:09pm

re: #100 danarchy

So are they talking about 2020? because there was pretty much no immigration anywhere for most of 2020 for pretty good reason.

“Don’t try to confuse me with facts!!! 111ty!!

103
Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:01:35pm

Potatoes don’t even have genders in the first damn place.

104
No Malarkey!  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:01:40pm

re: #99 Punish Domestic Terrorists

@GOP posted then deleted this Tweet when told that they do not understand math or linear time.

105
Patricia Kayden  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:02:53pm

re: #15 🌹UOJB!

There is nothing Benjy won’t say no matter how asinine it sounds as he begs for more Wingnut Welfare Money from The Mercers.

Why is Ben Shapiro even a thing? It’s odd how there is no analog to idiots like Shapiro on the left.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:03:22pm

re: #103 Eclectic Cyborg

Potatoes don’t even have genders in the first damn place.

Now you Liberals have taken away gender completely. War on Gender!!1!

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:04:10pm

re: #105 Patricia Kayden

Why is Ben Shapiro even a thing? It’s odd how there is no analog to idiots like Shapiro on the left.

He’s really good at using social media to market himself to other bigots.

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mmmirele  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:05:33pm

re: #64 Khal Wimpo (exhaling for 1st time in 4 yrs)

BTW - if you’re not familiar with Bellingcat, they’re an outfit made up of data geeks & investigative journalists who try to peel away the layers around online disinformation, brainwashing, conspiracy theories and right-wing hate.

They’ve got a new one about one of the freaks that invaded the Capitol on Jan. 6:

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Some journalists dislike Bellingcat because they will pay sources. In particular, Bellingcat’s work on tracing Navalny’s poisoners was accomplished by paying for access to some Russian databases. This is apparently a bridge too far for someone.

On another subject

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:07:11pm

re: #87 PrairieQueen

What do transgender youth have to do with “Biden’s America”? Conservatives don’t seem to understand that LGBTs exist independent of politics, culture, nationality or religion. The fact that Democrats are more LGBT-friendly doesn’t make them a part of Biden’s administration.

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Nyet  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:09:17pm

re: #108 mmmirele

Some journalists dislike Bellingcat because they will pay sources. In particular, Bellingcat’s work on tracing Navalny’s poisoners was accomplished by paying for access to some Russian databases. This is apparently a bridge too far for someone.

There is a difference between paying a “live” source for a testimony, therefore tainting it, and anonymously buying “static”, already existing data from crooked officials, who are not themselves sources of any oral testimony (does a journalist buying a book “pay his source”, in this case, a book shop?). So credibility of those who blame Bellingcat for this is doubtful.

111
sagehen  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:11:46pm

re: #91 plansbandc

The thing that kills me is when the whole family goes in the grocery store. How about one of the parents stays home with the kids and the other parent goes to the grocery store?

So you have 3+ people giving their germs to the whole store and those same assholes picking up 3x (at least) the Covid germs to take home.

Also, the couples who come in to buy booze. Really? Both of you need to be there, really?

I could go on, but I know no one wants to read it. Dude is certainly tired of hearing it.

The whole family has to go because one of the parents (probably the dad) has reason to believe that the other parent… won’t come back. She’ll leave him with the kids, and she’ll take the car.

112
No Malarkey!  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:12:05pm
113
Nyet  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:13:04pm

re: #110 Nyet

There is a difference between paying a “live” source for a testimony, therefore tainting it, and anonymously buying “static”, already existing data from crooked officials, who are not themselves sources of any oral testimony (does a journalist buying a book “pay his source”, in this case, a book shop?). So credibility of those who blame Bellingcat for this is doubtful.

Also, Bellingcat does their research together with CNN and Spiegel, both credible journalistic orgs.

114
lawhawk  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:17:24pm

What’s up with Mr. Potato Head?

This [s]pud’s [no longer] for you? /thanks and be sure to tip your server.

115
Decatur Deb  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:17:29pm

re: #109 Patricia Kayden

What do transgender youth have to do with “Biden’s America”? Conservatives don’t seem to understand that LGBTs exist independent of politics, culture, nationality or religion. The fact that Democrats are more LGBT-friendly doesn’t make them a part of Biden’s administration.

It makes them allies or assholes.

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Unabogie  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:19:23pm
117
thecommodore  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:19:33pm
118
retired cynic  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:20:58pm

re: #117 thecommodore

One would assume there is at least a timeout waiting for James W Garrett.

119
No Malarkey!  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:21:04pm

Turns out that experience trying to overthrow democracy isn’t a valued skill set inside the Beltway.

120
Mike Lamb  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:21:09pm

re: #89 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Watch a public crucifixion in real time:

The Mr./Mrs. notwithstanding, haven’t Potato Head toys been pretty much the quintessential gender neutral toys the entire time?

121
jeffreyw  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:23:01pm

pizza fixings

Cheese crust pizza will be on the menu tonight.

122
Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:23:45pm

re: #119 No Malarkey!

Just like what Trump told the widow of a soldier: “He knew what he was getting into.”…

123
No Malarkey!  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:25:49pm

re: #114 lawhawk

What’s up with Mr. Potato Head?

This [s]pud’s [no longer] for you? /thanks and be sure to tip your server.

They are dropping the “Mr.” “The iconic Mr. Potato Head is breaking away from gender norms” twitter.com

124
mmmirele  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:26:21pm

re: #94 PrairieQueen

For all the jokes about Oregon being a rich hippy state, there’s always been a really dark bunch of good ole boys just a hair trigger from going full-on white nationalist. Weirdo anti-government types, illiterate homeskoolers, welfare ranchers, fur trappers, gunhumpers… all armed to the teeth and batshit crazy. The Bundys had a lot of support there.

One of my former coworkers abruptly picked up and moved back here to Arizona from Oregon late last year. It was a surprise when she called me last month to let me know. She did it in part because of the wildfires last summer and in part due to how some of her neighbors reacted to the wildfires. (Not quite Jewish Space Lasers but you get what I mean.) She lived in a rural area near Portland and just decided she’d move back to a place she knows very well as opposed to all that weirdness.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:28:09pm

re: #119 No Malarkey!

Turns out that experience trying to overthrow democracy isn’t a valued skill set inside the Beltway.

Price is right losing horn

126
Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:30:35pm

re: #119 No Malarkey!

127
BlueSpotinAL  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:32:26pm

re: #70 darthstar

Vax-trax now including fully vaccinated separately so the overall total is the sum of both numbers.

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1 in 5 Americans have at least one shot.

MsRedState got her first Moderna today.

128
Belafon  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:33:11pm

re: #121 jeffreyw

I hope you cook the plate thoroughly or it will be quite hard to chew.

129
William Lewis  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:34:59pm

130
Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:36:17pm
131
nines09  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:40:30pm

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132
jeffreyw  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:41:29pm

re: #128 Belafon

I hope you cook the plate thoroughly or it will be quite hard to chew.

It softens nicely in the oven, if your oven is hot enough.

133
No Malarkey!  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:44:31pm
134
No Malarkey!  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:46:36pm
135
nines09  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:49:55pm

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bbl

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:50:15pm

re: #134 No Malarkey!

Is that the lady who was too insane for Fox?

137
Nyet  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:52:22pm
138
Dread Pirate Ron  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:53:02pm
139
Sherlock Hound  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:54:59pm

re: #137 Nyet

“The Warsaw Ghetto was a works program!”

140
Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 25, 2021 • 12:58:51pm

re: #139 Sherlock Hound

“The Warsaw Ghetto was a works program!”

“Work sets you free.”

141
The Ghost of a Flea  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:05:17pm

Since Mr Potato Head didn’t ever come with a clip-on cock there’s no guarantee they were ever really a male potato.

142
Nyet  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:07:06pm

re: #141 The Ghost of a Flea

Since Mr Potato Head didn’t ever come with a clip-on cock there’s no guarantee they were ever really a male potato.

That’s only because you haven’t yet reached the 33rd degree.

143
Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:07:44pm

This demonstrates the fact that covid is not just like the flu.
Flu has virtually disappeared from the U.S. amid coronavirus pandemic (KTLA5)

144
No Malarkey!  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:08:53pm

re: #143 Punish Domestic Terrorists

This demonstrates the fact that covid is not just like the flu.
Flu has virtually disappeared from the U.S. amid coronavirus pandemic (KTLA5)

Covid truthers believe this is because flu is being falsely diagnosed as Covid.

145
No Malarkey!  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:10:22pm

Kentucky state legislature working to make government small enough to fit in a uterus.

146
Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:10:32pm

re: #141 The Ghost of a Flea

Since Mr Potato Head didn’t ever come with a clip-on cock there’s no guarantee they were ever really a male potato.

Google tells me that’s a thing, but only on literotica.com

147
Dave In Austin  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:10:59pm

re: #141 The Ghost of a Flea

Since Mr Potato Head didn’t ever come with a clip-on cock there’s no guarantee they were ever really a male potato.

148
Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:14:35pm

re: #147 Dave In Austin

I’d think that would upset the dramatic Conservatives more than a genderless potato does.

149
No Malarkey!  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:15:32pm

Very interesting.

150
Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:20:06pm

re: #144 No Malarkey!

Covid truthers believe this is because flu is being falsely diagnosed as Covid.

Right. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact people are staying apart from each other, deep cleaning the fuck out of things and using hand sanitizer constantly.

Couldn’t be that at all…

151
Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:21:11pm

re: #146 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Google tells me that’s a thing, but only on literotica.com

Rule 34 strikes again.

152
steve_davis  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:24:30pm

re: #62 Barefoot Grin

Well, now we’ve got insults directed at Tanden by GOP senators, so it’s a wash. Manchin can now vote to nominate.

what democrats need to do is to keep putting bills up from the House that are directly beneficial to West Virginia but that not a single damned republican will vote for. And when republicans won’t even give consent to cloture, see how Manchin feels about wanting everything to require 10 republicans to move to a vote.

153
piratedan  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:25:01pm

re: #149 No Malarkey!

yup, while I would have preferred much faster movement, lets get these treasonous assholes identified, arrested and imprisoned.

154
nines09  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:26:50pm

re: #147 Dave In Austin

A way to keep the pieces together.
If they still have that, heads will implode and shoot out their asses.

155
Nyet  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:31:14pm

re: #147 Dave In Austin

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Hidden footage from Sausage Party?

156
Dread Pirate Ron  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:33:11pm
157
Dangerman  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:34:48pm

re: #150 Eclectic Cyborg

Right. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact people are staying apart from each other, deep cleaning the fuck out of things and using hand sanitizer constantly.

Couldn’t be that at all…

wait… we didnt need to be getting the flu all those years? //

158
Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:35:17pm

re: #156 Dread Pirate Ron

Sucks when you can’t sell out America to pay your bills anymore.

159
jaunte  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:35:34pm

re: #141 The Ghost of a Flea

Since Mr Potato Head didn’t ever come with a clip-on cock there’s no guarantee they were ever really a male potato.

Ben Shapiro can tell by looking his potato in the eyes.

160
piratedan  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:36:29pm

re: #159 jaunte

well he certainly couldn’t judge by its moistness…… ///

161
Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:36:45pm

re: #157 Dangerman

wait… we didnt need to be getting the flu all those years? //

We’ve killed a lot of people with our carelessness. Just wearing masks during flu season would save many lives.

162
jaunte  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:37:07pm

re: #160 piratedan

Dry-Ass Potato

163
BlueSpotinAL  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:37:23pm

re: #159 jaunte

Ben Shapiro can tell by looking his potato in the eyes.

But no Wet Ass Potato!

16 seconds! And 1 minute. GMTA.

164
The Ghost of a Flea  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:37:26pm

I mean, not to get all semiotic, but the act of taking an ungendered object, pinning external indicators of gender on it, then attributing a gender to the ungendered object is an excellent representation of how gender is a construct.

I mean, ultimately the people freaking out don’t have a coherent worldview, just a series of instincts that are culturally reinforced, but seriously this is fucking stupid.

Also depressing, because people are going to make money off this hype.

165
jaunte  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:37:56pm

Now what?

166
Dread Pirate Ron  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:38:45pm
167
Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:39:12pm

re: #161 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Just wearing masks during flu season would save many lives.

We never had that behavior occur after the 1918 pandemic.

The Asians routinely have a percentage of the population wear masks, regardless of whatever pathogen is floating around.

168
nines09  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:42:25pm

Good.

169
No Malarkey!  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:43:09pm

re: #157 Dangerman

wait… we didnt need to be getting the flu all those years? //

Well, a big reason we crushed the flu is because kids haven’t been in school swapping germs.

170
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:45:42pm

re: #168 nines09

Good.

Shudda done that before sexually assaulting a bunch of teenage girls. Asshole.

171
Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:46:31pm

re: #169 No Malarkey!

Well, a big reason we crushed the flu is because kids haven’t been in school swapping germs.

Kids were supposed to be educated by robot teachers at home by 2021.

172
Punish Domestic Terrorists  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:47:16pm

re: #170 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Shudda done that before sexually assaulting a bunch of teenage girls. Asshole.

Being a monster didn’t bother him; Being caught did. I’m OK with the “Good” response here and on Twitter.

173
Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:48:09pm

Well, Mr. Potato Head didn’t take long to be memeified in Twitter:

174
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:48:32pm

re: #172 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Being a monster didn’t bother him; Being caught did. I’m OK with the “Good” response here and on Twitter.

💯

175
nines09  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:50:22pm

re: #168 nines09

And I’ll give you my reasoning. My daughter was a traveling team gymnast. She got a 2/3 ride to a private college for her work and skill. Most of her team mates also did as well, it was a fine program, high on the college radar.

One of her team mates older sister was sexually abused at a private school.
And with all that horror, the younger girl won a scholarship to Michigan State.
Then as she was in her first or second year at MSU, the Dr. Larry Nasser story broke.
The parents were upset beyond upset.
Just their daughter being there. Regardless.
And that is why I would do time to break Gym Jordans face if ever the opportunity presented itself to me.

176
EstebanTornado1963  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:51:08pm

re: #173 Eric The Fruit Bat

Why paw patrol?

177
EstebanTornado1963  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:52:24pm

re: #175 nines09

Up ding for violence to Gym Jordan’s face🙌

178
jaunte  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:53:07pm

re: #176 EstebanTornado1963

PAW Patrol Has Not Been Cancelled, as Suggested by White House Press Sec’y
tvline.com

179
Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:53:53pm

re: #176 EstebanTornado1963

re: #173 Eric The Fruit Bat

Why paw patrol?

Yeah, that one makes no sense to me as I haven’t seen anything related to Paw Patrol that would put it in the sin bin.

This popped up when I checked out wikipedia:

In a 2020 paper published in the journal Crime, Media, Culture, PAW Patrol is criticized for sending the message that corporations are more capable of providing social services than the state.[48] Author Liam Kennedy argues that the show “encourages complicity in a global capitalist system that (re)produces inequalities and causes environmental harms.” Kennedy suggests that PAW Patrol echoes the “core tenets of neoliberalism” by depicting the state and politicians as either unethical or incompetent while the PAW Patrol corporation is entrusted with crimefighting and conservation.[49][48]

180
jaunte  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:54:45pm

re: #179 Eric The Fruit Bat

Kayleigh said it was cancelled, and they believed her.

181
Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:55:27pm

re: #159 jaunte

Ben Shapiro can tell by looking his potato in the eyes.

new meaning for WAP…

182
Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:56:16pm

re: #165 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Now what?

a lovely variety of broccoli

183
nines09  Feb 25, 2021 • 1:58:29pm

re: #177 EstebanTornado1963

Those scum never operate in a vacuum. Like Jerry Sandusky at PSU, people know.
Those that do not come forward are almost as bad as the actual predators.

184
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Feb 25, 2021 • 2:12:45pm

re: #15 🌹UOJB!

There is nothing Benjy won’t say no matter how asinine it sounds as he begs for more Wingnut Welfare Money from The Mercers.

Ok, I’m going to call it. Shapiro is not a real person, at least not an actual individual person actually named “Ben Shapiro.” He is most likely a Soros-supported committee of lefty satirists whose purpose is to make right wing intellectuals look like feckless idiots. There is no way a real person would tolerate the endless mockery and degradation that result from “his” near-continuous production of self-owns.

185
Eventual Carrion  Feb 25, 2021 • 3:11:29pm

re: #168 nines09

Good.

[Embedded content]

Gym Jordan should take inspiration.


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Springsteen - “Prove It All Night” Live at Cleveland Agora, 1978This is so perfect.
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Foster the People - Lamb’s Wool (Official Music Video) Official animated music video for Foster The People's single 'Lamb's Wool' off of their most recent EP 'In The Darkest Of Nights, Let The Birds Sing'. Listen to 'Lamb's Wool' here: stem.ffm.to Listen to 'Lamb's Wool (with Poolside)' here: ...
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Talk Talk - It’s My Life (Live at Montreux 1986) Live at Montreux 1986 is a concert video release by the British synth pop band Talk Talk of a concert at 1986 Montreux Jazz Festival in Switzerland. The show was part of a tour that started in April 1986 ...
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KALEO - Skinny [OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO] Music and Lyrics by JJ Julius SonNew song “Skinny" available now: kaleo.lnk.toFrom the upcoming album Surface Sounds out 4/23: kaleo.lnk.to What makes you feel good?What makes you angry inside? Why don’t you love me?You want to fuck me or ...
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Hania Rani - Live From Studio S2 Listen to 'Live from Studio S2': hania-rani.lnk.to The full live set video was premiered on the evening before the annual Piano Day worldwide celebrations (March 29th). The motivation to make the recording of the live performances which became the ...
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Billy F Gibbons - West Coast Junkie “West Coast Junkie” the new music video by Billy F Gibbons from his forthcoming album ‘Hardware’, available on June 4th on Concord Records. Pre-order ‘Hardware’: found.eeGet signed and exclusive bundles: found.ee Directed by: Harry ReeseProduced by: Matt Sorum Listen ...
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Morcheeba - the Moon (Official Music Video) Listen to 'The Moon' streaming now: morcheeba.lnk.toWritten by I. Žilić/S. Edwards - Directed by Martin J. Pickering for Big Head MediaPre-order 'Blackest Blue', released May 14th: morcheeba.lnk.to Connect with Morcheeba: morcheeba.ukFacebook: facebook.comInstagram: instagram.comTwitter: @morcheebaband ---------- Credits Production Company: Big ...
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