The Bob Cesca Podcast: America’s Rifle

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

America’s Rifle — [Explicit Language] The Gunsplainer; The mass shooting in Boulder; The AR-15 once again; The NRA helped to get Boulder’s AR ban rescinded; Violent leaders give us violent citizens; The angry man problem; Louis DeJoy continues to sabotage the USPS; Joe Biden’s new $3 trillion stimulus plan; The filibuster and reconciliation; DC statehood on the march; Sidney Powell says he remarks about the election were obvious bullshit; DOJ looking at sedition charges for insurrectionists; Georgia’s election laws advance through state house; With Buzz Burbank; And music by Matt Jaffe and The Arts & Sciences; and more!

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Dave In Austin  Mar 24, 2021 • 3:35:05pm

Is Fat Donny killing a snake? Or beating his tee into the ground? WTF?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 24, 2021 • 3:36:17pm

I see Donny Dumbass is still hard at work. 👀

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 24, 2021 • 3:41:16pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 24, 2021 • 3:45:10pm

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

Beyond that, who the fuck is so deranged/insecure in their manhood that they need five guns and BODY ARMOR to go fucking GROCERY SHOPPING?!

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William Lewis  Mar 24, 2021 • 3:52:58pm

re: #4 Eclectic Cyborg

Beyond that, who the fuck is so deranged/insecure in their manhood that they need five guns and BODY ARMOR to go fucking GROCERY SHOPPING?!

I’ll admit that some of these nuts running around as well as the nazi’s in the boonies around here are what makes me carry my own concealed weapon (and even then only occasionally) but it’s only the one and I don’t consider body armor to be the part of my casual attire.

Now if I thought there was actually going to be one of those rifle toting idiots to be dealt with, my 20 gauge loaded with #3 buck and slug (alternating) would make moot any body armor available to civilians.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 24, 2021 • 3:58:33pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:04:05pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:05:00pm
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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:05:31pm

re: #6 Backwoods_Sleuth

Nice of him to identify his gym as unsafe for everyone to avoid and take the guess work out of it.

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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:06:46pm

re: #8 Backwoods_Sleuth

Call a quorum and pass some things that require 2/3rds while all those fuckers are gone.

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A Cranky One  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:07:34pm

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Belafon  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:11:51pm

re: #6 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Belafon  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:12:28pm

re: #10 Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David

Call a quorum and pass some things that require 2/3rds while all those fuckers are gone.

Immigration reform.

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austin_blue  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:15:54pm

re: #4 Eclectic Cyborg

Beyond that, who the fuck is so deranged/insecure in their manhood that they need five guns and BODY ARMOR to go fucking GROCERY SHOPPING?!

Salmonella in the chicken?

Self defense, dude, it was for self defense!

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:16:21pm

re: #14 austin_blue

Salmonella in the chicken?

Self defense, dude, it was for self defense!

Lauren Boebert would empathize with this.

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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:16:53pm

re: #13 Belafon

Immigration reform.

That would be nice but I don’t think a good, working, smart, and humane plan for that is already written up and completely fleshed out, and I don’t trust even the best Senators to do it in two days.

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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:19:16pm

re: #4 Eclectic Cyborg

Beyond that, who the fuck is so deranged/insecure in their manhood that they need five guns and BODY ARMOR to go fucking GROCERY SHOPPING?!

Considering the number of Al Qaren militants I’ve seen and heard of in grocery stores in the past year, I can understand body armor.

I’m so annoyed that 99% of these asshats are going to have no consequences for all of this shit.

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JC1  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:19:57pm

Got my first dose of the Moderna vaccine today. Amazing that it got developed so quickly and that it’s so effective. Thank Science!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:23:56pm

re: #11 A Cranky One

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:24:45pm

I can understand having a single concealed pistol on you while in public. That’s reasonable.

But five guns and body armor? Come on.

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austin_blue  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:26:52pm

re: #19 Eclectic Cyborg

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It also has the benefit of *not* killing your next-door with a 3,000 ft/second bullet, even if you miss.

A rifle is a pitiful and dangerous (to innocents) home defense weapon.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:28:28pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:29:15pm

That was unusual. A C-17 just did a low pass over my house.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:29:17pm

re: #21 austin_blue

It also has the benefit of *not* killing your next-door with a 3,000 ft/second bullet, even if you miss.

A rifle is a pitiful and dangerous (to innocents) home defense weapon.

Any gamer can tell you, a rifle is for medium- or long-range work. If you’re talking home defense, it’s a shotgun every time.

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:30:15pm

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Be very quiet, he’s hunting wabbit

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:32:54pm

re: #24 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

Any gamer can tell you, a rifle is for medium- or long-range work. If you’re talking home defense, it’s a shotgun every time.

THIS.

I have rifles, but they are for target practice and nothing else.

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Targetpractice  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:52:08pm

re: #26 Eclectic Cyborg

THIS.

I have rifles, but they are for target practice and nothing else.

Neat. Do I need to pay for shipping and handling or is that included in the price?

//

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sagehen  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:55:47pm

re: #25 Eventual Carrion

Be very quiet, he’s hunting wabbit

Spellcheck/autocorrect maybe won’t want to let you, but it’s vewwy quiet.

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 24, 2021 • 4:57:14pm

re: #27 Targetpractice

Neat. Do I need to pay for shipping and handling or is that included in the price?

//

$10, same as downtown

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William Lewis  Mar 24, 2021 • 5:03:12pm

An economics consideration. Given the disdain of the “libertarians” out there for our modern fiat currency, it’s arguable that there would not be much use of it after a collapse of central government.

By the same token, even though they love their gold and silver, you can’t eat it and or take any food with it.

Nope. Ammunition will become the currency of the day in such an America.
10 rounds 9mm/5.56 as the “dollar”. Varying exchange rates for other ones - popular ones (30-30, 30-06, 308, etc) worth than less common (30-40, 7mm mauser) ones.

At least I think some of these horders must think so… I’d just like to find some affordable 9mm target ammo again.

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Belafon  Mar 24, 2021 • 5:03:25pm

re: #16 Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David

That would be nice but I don’t think a good, working, smart, and humane plan for that is already written up and completely fleshed out, and I don’t trust even the best Senators to do it in two days.

I meant it more as a joke that Republicans
are trying to change the subject.

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HRH Stanley Sea  Mar 24, 2021 • 5:04:01pm

re: #1 Dave In Austin

Is Fat Donny killing a snake? Or beating his tee into the ground? WTF?

Something so weird about old golfers giving no shit about their look.

Then he greets the guests.
Zero self awareness.

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Targetpractice  Mar 24, 2021 • 5:05:29pm

re: #30 William Lewis

An economics consideration. Given the disdain of the “libertarians” out there for our modern fiat currency, it’s arguable that there would not be much use of it after a collapse of central government.

By the same token, even though they love their gold and silver, you can’t eat it and or take any food with it.

Nope. Ammunition will become the currency of the day in such an America.
10 rounds 9mm/5.56 as the “dollar”. Varying exchange rates for other ones - popular ones (30-30, 30-06, 308, etc) worth than less common (30-40, 7mm mauser) ones.

At least I think some of these horders must think so… I’d just like to find some affordable 9mm target ammo again.

The currency of the post-apocalypse is bottle caps. Everybody knows this.

//

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Nojay UK  Mar 24, 2021 • 5:09:38pm

re: #33 Targetpractice

The currency of the post-apocalypse is bottle caps. Everybody knows this.

//

You can turn them into quite effective arrowheads, for one thing. I remember reading a story about a man from the future teaching us about the wonderful new technologies of his time, like flint knapping…

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 24, 2021 • 5:12:21pm

It’s hump day, everybody needs this

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retired cynic  Mar 24, 2021 • 5:14:59pm

re: #32 HRH Stanley Sea

Something so weird about old golfers giving no shit about their look.

Then he greets the guests.
Zero self awareness.

So much for his having lost weight. Maybe in his face. /

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HRH Stanley Sea  Mar 24, 2021 • 5:16:34pm

Fish- and all- the momofuku Chile KILLS the old grandma.

So so good. Report back your wife’s take!!

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Mar 24, 2021 • 5:18:21pm

re: #37 HRH Stanley Sea

Fish- and all- the momofuku Chile KILLS the old grandma.

So so good. Report bank your wife’s take!!

Looking forward to it. I’ll definitely pass along the feedback.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 24, 2021 • 5:30:13pm

re: #34 Nojay UK

You can turn them into quite effective arrowheads, for one thing. I remember reading a story about a man from the future teaching us about the wonderful new technologies of his time, like flint knapping…

Took flint knapping in college. A buddy was disqualified from the department’s Pleistocene Games for using hot glue on his atl-atl dart.

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Renaissance_Man  Mar 24, 2021 • 5:33:36pm

re: #20 Eclectic Cyborg

I can understand having a single concealed pistol on you while in public. That’s reasonable.

I mean, it’s actually not, but the idea of getting into gun battles in daily life is part of the American psyche and is going to be very hard to root out.

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William Lewis  Mar 24, 2021 • 5:36:38pm

re: #20 Eclectic Cyborg

I can understand having a single concealed pistol on you while in public. That’s reasonable.

But five guns and body armor? Come on.

It’s only reasonable because of the unreasonable among us. But that’s the definition of America, alas.

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jaunte  Mar 24, 2021 • 5:36:48pm

re: #8 Backwoods_Sleuth

What a time for a giant supernatural sinkhole/vortex.

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jaunte  Mar 24, 2021 • 5:39:22pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 24, 2021 • 5:40:05pm

The religious right are going off on Collins and Murkowski today:

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Dread Pirate Ron  Mar 24, 2021 • 5:42:34pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 24, 2021 • 6:01:07pm
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2020 Blue Wisconsin  Mar 24, 2021 • 6:06:06pm

Got out for the first time today with my new camera kit. The local nature preserve was kind to me - lots of wildlife out and active. Nothing truly stunning but I’m pleased with the results for my first time out.

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retired cynic  Mar 24, 2021 • 6:07:48pm

re: #47 2020 Blue Wisconsin

Very good! I love the sideburns on that deer!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 24, 2021 • 6:11:12pm
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2020 Blue Wisconsin  Mar 24, 2021 • 6:11:49pm

re: #48 retired cynic

There were actually three of them travelling together there but the third one was definitely a bit human shy. The others, not so much. I actually got up to within 15’ snapping pictures of one deeper in the preserve and he didn’t bat an eye.

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Targetpractice  Mar 24, 2021 • 6:18:25pm

re: #45 Dread Pirate Ron

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And how do they propose we deal with this debt? By raising taxes, properly funding the IRS to go after tax cheats, and cutting back on things like special tax breaks to fossil fuel corporations?

HA! Nah, they want more tax cuts and to end all “entitlement spending.”

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sagehen  Mar 24, 2021 • 6:33:02pm

re: #47 2020 Blue Wisconsin

Got out for the first time today with my new camera kit. The local nature preserve was kind to me - lots of wildlife out and active. Nothing truly stunning but I’m pleased with the results for my first time out.

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they look delicious. now that the weather’s lightening up enough for BBQ…

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 24, 2021 • 6:33:50pm

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William Lewis  Mar 24, 2021 • 6:37:01pm

re: #53 The Pie Overlord!

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Jebediah, RBG  Mar 24, 2021 • 7:12:38pm

re: #35 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

It’s hump day, everybody needs this

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You are very correct.

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Jebediah, RBG  Mar 24, 2021 • 7:17:06pm

re: #47 2020 Blue Wisconsin

Got out for the first time today with my new camera kit. The local nature preserve was kind to me - lots of wildlife out and active. Nothing truly stunning but I’m pleased with the results for my first time out.

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Very nice!

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Dread Pirate Ron  Mar 24, 2021 • 7:18:26pm

The refloating tasks of the #EverGiven, which is still stranded on the #Suez channel, have been suspended until tomorrow. A rescue squad is expected to arrive tomorrow from the Netherlands with heavier equipment. #Evergreen #EVERGIVEN #suezkanaal #suezcanel

About 200 ships remain in the area waiting to be able to cross the channel. A port agent says that traffic on the #Suez channel could resume tomorrow, but the Channel Authority does not give more data. An attempt will be made to re-float the #EverGiven at high tide. #Evergreen

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gocart mozart  Mar 24, 2021 • 7:20:14pm
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Dangerman  Mar 24, 2021 • 7:29:38pm

re: #20 Eclectic Cyborg

I can understand having a single concealed pistol on you while in public. That’s reasonable.

But five guns and body armor? Come on.

cosplay, right,?

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gwangung  Mar 24, 2021 • 7:36:02pm

re: #59 Dangerman

cosplay, right,?

I thought Rob Liefield character cosplay was out of style….

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Ace-o-aces  Mar 24, 2021 • 7:41:59pm
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calochortus  Mar 24, 2021 • 7:44:34pm

re: #61 Ace-o-aces

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Wouldn’t it make more sense to make Puerto Rico a state before Cuba? Or does he want Cuba to be a colony?

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Belafon  Mar 24, 2021 • 7:44:54pm

re: #61 Ace-o-aces

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So we can make them a territory and give them no rights?

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 24, 2021 • 8:14:37pm

re: #57 Dread Pirate Ron

Like ants piling up:

I posted a similar image earlier in the afternoon. (but it was more zoomed into the canal.) Comparing before and after, there seems to be a few more ships parked.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 24, 2021 • 8:19:48pm

Not even sure Kristol’s on a war-hunger thing.

He’s still thinking about the USA as a country that hasn’t blown it’s chance to be trusted by Latin America, and thus can offer help and solidarity without being read as a bad faith actor. I don’t fucking get it. Like, this man is well compensated and performs the part of being a thinker, but has no consideration for what the long history of American intervention in the Caribbean, Central America, and South America means.

I really feel like there’s a kind of pundit that’s paid to not reflect on shit, but also to be perfectly confident in public spaces saying that everything was fine, nothing to worry about.

Paid very well.

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retired cynic  Mar 24, 2021 • 8:21:07pm

re: #65 The Ghost of a Flea

Absolutely. You do wonder what world he lives in.

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darthstar  Mar 24, 2021 • 8:21:55pm
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The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 24, 2021 • 8:23:04pm

re: #66 retired cynic

Absolutely. You do wonder what world he lives in.

One where citing Reagan about policy toward the Americas is a good idea.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Mar 24, 2021 • 8:23:10pm

re: #67 darthstar

Dog: A fetch stick with a light on it to make it easier for me to find! How considerate!

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darthstar  Mar 24, 2021 • 8:24:47pm

re: #67 darthstar

Why can’t I have nice things? Is there a two year rule with dogs? Merle ate couches for his first two years. Milo at least is only eating $30 Amazon stuff.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 24, 2021 • 8:26:54pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 24, 2021 • 8:34:46pm

Google maps satellite image caught two ships at the southern end of the Great Bitter Lake (in the middle of the MarineTraffic map I posted above, where currently there are several ships parked) passing each other:

goo.gl

You can see how much larger one of those massive container ships is compared to a standard size ship.

Compared to the static google maps image, the MarineTraffic map shows several times more ships parked at the ends of the canal.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 24, 2021 • 8:38:25pm

re: #71 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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sagehen  Mar 24, 2021 • 9:12:20pm

re: #70 darthstar

Why can’t I have nice things? Is there a two year rule with dogs? Merle ate couches for his first two years. Milo at least is only eating $30 Amazon stuff.

My dog on his first night chewed through the heater cord to my waterbed. Shorted out the whole house, probably gave himself a bit of a shock… he never again chewed ANYTHING other than food. Not even rawhide bones.


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