The Bob Cesca Podcast: High Pockets

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

High Pockets — [Explicit Content] Jody got her first Pfizer shot; Matt Gaetz’s alleged sex trafficking and extortion scam; Gaetz always makes things worst for Gaetz; The Tucker interview; Bob remembers G. Gordon Liddy; Liddy loved Hitler, guns, and Mrs. Liddy’s chocolate cake; Liddy reading the newspaper; This Week in COVID History; Sarah Palin tested positive; New Jersey gym is making things worse; Trump bungled the procurement of PPO; The Chauvin defense and “Who me?”; Alex Jones denies being involved with the insurrection; With Jody Hamilton and TRex David Ferguson; And music by Seth Adam and Pride Fails; and more!

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125 comments
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🌹UOJB!  Apr 1, 2021 • 2:58:04pm

Can’t stop playing this clip!

congressman says Matt Gaetz just made tucker carlson a witness

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 1, 2021 • 2:59:49pm

Well, this is a big fat problem: downdetector.com

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:07:41pm

re: #2 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..
Yep. I don’t need it back until morning, but this is not good for a lot of people.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:09:52pm

re: #3 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Yep. I don’t need it back until morning, but this is not good for a lot of people.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:10:04pm

biden has been addressing bipartisanship from the beginning
listening to and responding to what the country wants
mostly not giving a damn what 50 R senators in washington want

if/when/as biden convinces most americans, they pressure their senators and congresspeople. this is how it should be.

not senators trying to ‘sell’ whatever bill they decide is best for ‘the people’

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:13:09pm

re: #5 Dangerman

oh, and mcconnell’s an ass

“He’s a first-rate person. Nevertheless, this is a bold left-wing administration. I don’t think they have a mandate to do what they are doing.”

— Sen. Mitch McConnell, quoted by Politico, describing his thoughts on President Biden’s agenda.

i’d say over 70% is kind of a mandate

public polling showing between 74% and 87% support among Americans for seven elements: new job training for coal miners, highway and bridge work, increasing affordable childcare, expanding broadband access, expanding family and medical leave, upgrading public transportation, and investing in clean energy.”

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:13:23pm

re: #4 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

re: #2 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

Well, this is a big fat problem: downdetector.com

I think it’s back.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:14:36pm

re: #7 Punish Domestic Terrorists

I think it’s back.

Yeah, it is. The retrospective on that is going to be… interesting.

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Belafon  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:16:45pm

re: #5 Dangerman

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:19:25pm

Marjorie Taylor Greene Slammed For Claim That Working Out Is Her ‘Covid Protection’

they posted osme of the better ones

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teleskiguy  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:20:45pm
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🌹UOJB!  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:21:20pm

re: #10 Dangerman

Exhibit A for putting a Recall Amendment in the Federal Constitution.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:21:28pm

re: #8 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

re: #7 Punish Domestic Terrorists

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:22:10pm

re: #9 Belafon

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trump never preached bipartisanship

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DesertDenizen  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:26:11pm

re: #14 Dangerman

trump never preached bipartisanship

What did McConnell say? Oh, right, “Winners make policy, losers go home”. He can take his jowly ass back to Kentucky and let the patriotic adults make policy.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:27:11pm

SCANDAL

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jaunte  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:28:46pm

re: #16 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

I’ll bet he didn’t have to flush ten times.

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🌹UOJB!  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:29:56pm

re: #16 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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Patricia Kayden  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:30:24pm
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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:35:55pm

re: #10 Dangerman

The sight of her deadlifting 50 whole pounds is hilarious to me. Just today I watched a tiny little woman juggling 3 toddlers without breaking a sweat and she never dropped one once.

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🌹UOJB!  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:37:31pm

re: #20 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

The sight of her deadlifting 50 whole pounds is hilarious to me. Just today I watched a tiny little woman juggling 3 toddlers without breaking a sweat and she never dropped one once.

Oh that’s not 25 pounds…it’s 25 kilos…meanwhile there are ladies at my YMCA who lift 10 times that…

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jaunte  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:41:45pm

re: #1 🌹UOJB!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:43:14pm

Bodega Cap

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:44:53pm

13/10

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:46:02pm

re: #15 DesertDenizen

What did McConnell say? Oh, right, “Winners make policy, losers go home”. He can take his jowly ass back to Kentucky and let the patriotic adults make policy.

exactly
and it’s eating him up

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Jay C  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:46:27pm

re: #24 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

13/10

That’s “dog years”, right?
🐶

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jaunte  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:47:37pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:48:14pm

re: #26 Jay C

That’s “dog years”, right?
🐶

I assume, the muzzle hasn’t faded enough otherwise

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:48:41pm

re: #21 🌹UOJB!

Oh that’s not 25 pounds…it’s 25 kilos…meanwhile there are ladies at my YMCA who lift 10 times that…

she uses commie weights?//

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:50:12pm

re: #22 jaunte

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and none of them said anything!
no not necessarily the underage thing.
just the creepy and degrading run of the mill totally inappropriate at work let alone congress thing

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jaunte  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:50:16pm
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jaunte  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:50:53pm

re: #30 Dangerman

and none of them said anything!

Now they’re witnesses and they get to answer WHY they said nothing.

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Jay C  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:55:19pm

re: #30 Dangerman

and none of them said anything!
no not necessarily the underage thing.
just the creepy and degrading run of the mill thing

And neither, apparently, did any of Gaetz’s fellow lawmakers (Republicans, one assumes), say anything to him: like: “Shit, Matt: what are you, nuts? Don’t be flashing that crap on the floor!”….

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retired cynic  Apr 1, 2021 • 3:56:40pm

re: #33 Jay C

Seems to me I had heard about that, back when he was being a bad boy about one thing or another.

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:12:44pm

Random post and maybe not the last tonight: I heard the Mamas and Papas’ “Creeque Alley” on an oldies station today (I also heard “Winchester Cathedral,” but that’s not the Mamas and Papas and will have to wait for another day). Anyway, in years before when this song came on the radio I’d have an internal debate: “he didn’t really sing ‘no one’s getting fat but Mama Cass’ did he?” Now it just pisses me off. A fan website claims that it really was referring to the fact that Cass Elliot was the only one making money—as a jazz singer in DC cabarets—when they formed, thus, “getting fat,” but also of course referring to her size. But I did more digging and found that John Phillips didn’t really want her in the group because of her obesity, so it seems there’s little doubt about the dig. And then she has to sing it with them. What an asshole.

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sagehen  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:13:02pm

re: #20 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

The sight of her deadlifting 50 whole pounds is hilarious to me. Just today I watched a tiny little woman juggling 3 toddlers without breaking a sweat and she never dropped one once.

A friend of mine took a post-natal exercise class at the Y, where they used the babies as free weights. “And as the kid grows, you’re lifting a heavier weight.”

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Belafon  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:13:53pm
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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:15:44pm

re: #5 Dangerman

Mitt Romney
@MittRomney
A Senate evenly split between both parties and a bare Democratic House majority are hardly a mandate to “go it alone.” The President should live up to the bipartisanship he preached in his inaugural address.

biden has been addressing bipartisanship from the beginning
listening to and responding to what the country wants
mostly not giving a damn what 50 R senators in washington want

if/when/as biden convinces most americans, they pressure their senators and congresspeople. this is how it should be.

not senators trying to ‘sell’ whatever bill they decide is best for ‘the people’

The stimulus bill and the infrastructure bill have about 75% approval. Sounds bipartisan to me.

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DesertDenizen  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:19:07pm

re: #38 A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!

The stimulus bill and the infrastructure bill have about 75% approval. Sounds bipartisan to me.

Republican elected officials are grossly out of touch with the majority of the Country on pretty much every issue. Bafflingly, even most Republican voters support most Democratic policies, but tribalism and racism keep them voting for politicians who vote against their preferences.

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John Hughes  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:19:17pm

re: #2 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

Well, this is a big fat problem: downdetector.com

No, it’s a minor inconvenience, unless you’re an eggs in one basket kind of person.

DNS, by design is redundant.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:24:32pm

Trump-loving GOP candidate says God thinks she’s ‘cute’: ‘I’ve got this high-powered brain that never stops and drives me crazy’

“That’s when I realized God loves it when I try to talk in my spirit language,” Tshibaka told her congregation at Mount Vernon Foursquare Church. “He thinks it’s so cute that the only person in the world who can understand me is Him, and it gave me the freedom to just start — to just start sounding like an 18-month-old, because in my spirit, I probably was just 18 months old, and then what happened is, over time, I’d start to notice sentences or phrases, or, if you listen to it now, if you were to record it, you could tell there’s a syntax and there’s grammar, and I can tell with my brain that it’s a real language.”

There’s a non-zero chance that this unfortunate person ends up in the US Senate.

The USA might have the most untreated mental illness on the planet. I sincerely wonder if that’s the case.

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Jason Munro  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:30:07pm

LGF introduced me to a ton of great music so I try to give back :). Don’t think I have seen the Happy Fits here before, so here is my favorite track on a damn good album:

The Happy Fits - No Instructions (Official Music Video)

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Belafon  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:31:17pm

re: #41 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Trump-loving GOP candidate says God thinks she’s ‘cute’: ‘I’ve got this high-powered brain that never stops and drives me crazy’

There’s a non-zero chance that this unfortunate person ends up in the US Senate.

The USA might have the most untreated mental illness on the planet. I sincerely wonder if that’s the case.

I have a high powered brain and it doesn’t drive me nuts. I’m pretty sure the only thing her brain says is “Where’s the cocaine?”

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William Lewis  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:32:56pm

re: #35 Barefoot Grin

Random post and maybe not the last tonight: I heard the Mamas and Papas’ “Creeque Alley” on an oldies station today (I also heard “Winchester Cathedral,” but that’s not the Mamas and Papas and will have to wait for another day). Anyway, in years before when this song came on the radio I’d have an internal debate: “he didn’t really sing ‘no one’s getting fat but Mama Cass’ did he?” Now it just pisses me off. A fan website claims that it really was referring to the fact that Cass Elliot was the only one making money—as a jazz singer in DC cabarets—when they formed, thus, “getting fat,” but also of course referring to her size. But I did more digging and found that John Phillips didn’t really want her in the group because of her obesity, so it seems there’s little doubt about the dig. And then she has to sing it with them. What an asshole.

I always loved her and wished I could have been a photographer back then and been her groupie/lover. Such a beautiful face and a delightful voice. Much more interesting than the Twiggy wannabees.

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Belafon  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:33:50pm

re: #41 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Russia’s killing a challenger to Putin in broad daylight.

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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:34:32pm

re: #43 Belafon

I have a high powered brain and it doesn’t drive me nuts. I’m pretty sure the only thing her brain says is “Where’s the cocaine?”

Is it bad that I read the quote “Where’s the cocaine?” in my head with Cenk Uygur’s voice while yelling “Where’s the plane?!”?

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DodgerFan1988  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:35:06pm
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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:35:26pm

re: #46 Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David

Is it bad that I read the quote “Where’s the cocaine?” in my head with Cenk Uygur’s voice while yelling “Where’s the plane?!”?

I guess all the idiots and assholes are just starting to melt into a asinine singularity…

The Asininity.

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Patricia Kayden  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:41:36pm
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BlueSpotinAL  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:43:03pm

Go get the newest video card:

Testing the Nvidia RTX 4090

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:45:14pm

re: #43 Belafon

The USA might have the most untreated mental illness on the planet. I sincerely wonder if that’s the case.

I have a high powered brain and it doesn’t drive me nuts. I’m pretty sure the only thing her brain says is “Where’s the cocaine?”

I have it on pretty good authority that there is no shortage of nutters in the UK. The difference is that they can’t get guns and are therefore much less dangerous. Like their American counterparts, though, they are able to get elected to office, as shown by one B. Johnson.

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dat_said  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:45:42pm

re: #20 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

The sight of her deadlifting 50 whole pounds is hilarious to me. Just today I watched a tiny little woman juggling 3 toddlers without breaking a sweat and she never dropped one once.

I get pretty snobbish around people who try to impress with average or mediocre athletic efforts as I’ve known and worked out with people who’ve competed at the US Olympic trials and I’ve met a few Olympians too. I love people who work their hearts out and enjoy their efforts but I grind my teeth whenever someone does the “my average workout skills makes me a superior being”.

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Florida Panhandler  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:46:44pm

re: #31 jaunte

The object is not to game an election- the modern Republican objective is to make elections unworkable as a institution.

The endgame is to end democracy itself.

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Mattand  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:46:58pm

Christ, if this is Matt Gaetz at 38, can you imagine what a fucking asshole he was from ages 18-21?

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:48:39pm

re: #50 BlueSpotinAL

Go get the newest video card:

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Video

Next will be a video of his search for a new monitor I guess.

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Jay C  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:48:58pm

re: #54 Mattand

Christ, if this is Matt Gaetz at 38, can you imagine what a fucking asshole he was from ages 18-21?

Yes, that’s an unfortunately easy image to conjure up…

🤮

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:49:21pm

re: #54 Mattand

The over-the-top bullying jock/douchebag character in every 80s horror movie.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:52:36pm

re: #54 Mattand

Christ, if this is Matt Gaetz at 38, can you imagine what a fucking asshole he was from ages 18-21?

Gentle reminder that in his mid-20’s - so slightly after the time frame you mention - he had his dick stepped on by a bouncer at a bar for being an obnoxious drunk twat.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:52:39pm

re: #50 BlueSpotinAL

Is this hilarious, or am I just laughing at myself because I’m nerdy enough to understand the jokes?

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:57:49pm

This is sweet. I was a year below Amy and Emily in college, but knew them both—especially Amy—having classes together, seeing them play all over, and talking about music. Such a positive legacy the Indigo Girls have had.

spin.com

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Mattand  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:58:51pm

re: #58 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

Gentle reminder that in his mid-20’s - so slightly after the time frame you mention - he had his dick stepped on by a bouncer at a bar for being an obnoxious drunk twat.

On the bright side, if you’re a bouncer performing that maneuver, you don’t need big feet.

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Belafon  Apr 1, 2021 • 4:59:12pm

Guess who the only Democrat in the senate not backing the new voting act is?

m.dailykos.com

Mr. “We gotta be bipartisan even of Republicans won’t”

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Mattand  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:02:09pm

re: #62 Belafon

Guess who the only Democrat in the senate not backing the new voting act is?

m.dailykos.com

Mr. “We gotta be bipartisan even of Republicans won’t”

I keep getting reminded about how important Captian I-Swear-I-Really-Am-A-Democrat is to the party every time I complain about him, so I’ll keep it to a short-and-sweet “Fuck you Manchin.”

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Belafon  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:05:19pm

re: #63 Mattand

I keep getting reminded about how important Captian I-Swear-I-Really-Am-A-Democrat is to the party every time I complain about him, so I’ll keep it to a short-and-sweet “Fuck you Manchin.”

I hope people in West Virginia will call him.

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Belafon  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:06:42pm
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gocart mozart  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:07:30pm
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Belafon  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:07:35pm
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Belafon  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:10:28pm
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DodgerFan1988  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:10:39pm
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Belafon  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:17:46pm
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teleskiguy  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:19:11pm
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Belafon  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:20:33pm
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darthstar  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:21:58pm

Love a good music challenge. My choice had eggs and the easter bunny.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:22:35pm

re: #47 DodgerFan1988

Drip…drip…WHOOSH!

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wrenchwench  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:23:14pm

re: #70 Belafon

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Minimum tax, good. Global minimum wage, better.

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teleskiguy  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:26:08pm

re: #73 darthstar

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Dread Pirate Ron  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:37:55pm
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A Cranky One  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:54:15pm
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:55:19pm

The average NRA/GRU dupe thinks this was done years ago anyway.

Same for Australia:
“They banned all guns in Austria and crime went up 750% in one year!”
“They didn’t, it didn’t, and I think you mean AustrALia.”
“Fake news!”

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A Cranky One  Apr 1, 2021 • 5:56:46pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:00:38pm
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A Mom Anon  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:01:48pm

I spent a large part of today on the phone dealing with our stupid medical system. And got led in another damned circle…

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:11:25pm

Brookings:

Identifying and exploiting the weaknesses of the white supremacist movement

White supremacists have been a leading source of terrorist violence in the United States in the last decade, responsible for 40 plots or attacks from 2011 to 2020. We argue that the threat is dangerous but also that the white supremacist movement as a whole has many weaknesses, some of which can be exploited. In contrast to jihadist groups like al-Qaida at its peak, American white supremacists lack a haven from which to operate; their international ties are also weaker than those of jihadist organizations. The white supremacist movement is also highly divided, and members disagree as to who their primary enemies are and how they should attack them. In addition, they enjoy little public support, and their violence usually backfires, making the movement less popular.

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:12:41pm

re: #83 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

So we have to divide them then conquer them.

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retired cynic  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:14:07pm

re: #82 A Mom Anon

I’m so sorry you are having to deal with this! Hope it gets better QUICKER!

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Charles Johnson  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:16:30pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:32:34pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:34:51pm
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A Mom Anon  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:39:50pm

re: #87 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

He is sooo creepy. Another one that sets off all my alarms. I wonder how many kids he’s hurt? And if one more asshole online or elsewhere refers to the one underage girl we know about as a “17 yr old woman” I am going to scream. 17 is a kid, don’t care how mature and grown up the person may be. I am so sick of creepy fucking men thinking it’s just fine to be creepy. That shit does SO MUCH DAMAGE, it’s not some game.

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A Cranky One  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:42:05pm

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BlueSpotinAL  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:49:07pm

A new and easy way to apply thermal paste for your next computer build:

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Semper Fi  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:49:22pm

re: #82 A Mom Anon

I spent a large part of today on the phone dealing with our stupid medical system. And got led in another damned circle…

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:49:43pm

re: #91 BlueSpotinAL

A new and easy way to apply thermal paste for your next computer build:

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No. Just no.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:51:09pm

“Plaintiff’s counsel is reminded that litigation ‘asserted in bad faith or for the purpose of harassment’ may be met with sanctions. Here, Plaintiff’s counsel has filed three complaints in this case since September of 2019. The Court has not issued a favorable ruling on any of the claims Plaintiff asserts,” Alston wrote. “Accordingly, the Court’s dismissal of Plaintiff’s … claims is with prejudice and without leave to amend because in the Court’s view, amendment would be futile.”

“At some point, litigation must end,” Alston concluded, citing language from another ruling in the Virginia court.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:52:33pm

re: #54 Mattand

Christ, if this is Matt Gaetz at 38, can you imagine what a fucking asshole he was from ages 18-21?

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:53:09pm

re: #95 Punish Domestic Terrorists

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I posted a link to it upthread, but the image is soooooo much better. (And why am I not surprised that you have a Fark handle.)

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plansbandc  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:54:21pm

re: #82 A Mom Anon

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Dread Pirate Ron  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:55:40pm
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:57:03pm

re: #96 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

Googling Gas Pedal Gaetz took me straight to a Tweet with that image from Fark. It’s a thing. There’s a Twitter hashtag.

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jaunte  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:57:39pm
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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 1, 2021 • 6:57:58pm

re: #99 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Googling Gas Pedal Gaetz took me straight to a Tweet with that image from Fark. It’s a thing. There’s a Twitter hashtag.

It’s always a thing, like the girl in the school picture giving him the finger. Republicans are just assholes, and everybody knows it.

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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Apr 1, 2021 • 7:00:07pm

re: #98 Dread Pirate Ron

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No more Fucking tours. No more Fucking postcards. No more stealing the Fucking sign.

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retired cynic  Apr 1, 2021 • 7:00:55pm

I always thought Ray LaHood was a good Republican. He was my rep, then was Sec of Trans under Obama. His son is my rep now, and not as good a guy, though not a complete *ss. Heard today Ray L. has been caught taking money from a foreign entity, using it for a home remodel, and not reporting on his ethics forms, from back in the day.

Sigh. There went my good example.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 1, 2021 • 7:01:41pm

re: #103 retired cynic

That sucks.

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Florida Panhandler  Apr 1, 2021 • 7:03:04pm

re: #72 Belafon

The death of the Reagan Era was the election of Donald Trump. Republican voters made it overtly clear that any (false) notions of moral authority were out the window in favor of naked avarice, white power, and in-your-face racism and sexism.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Apr 1, 2021 • 7:17:59pm

“The Times has reviewed receipts from Cash App, a mobile payments app, and Apple Pay that show payments from Mr. Gaetz and Mr. Greenberg to one of the women, and a payment from Mr. Greenberg to a second woman. The women told their friends that the payments were for sex with the two men, according to two people familiar with the conversations,” the newspaper reported. “Some of the men and women took ecstasy, an illegal hallucinogenic drug, before having sex, including Mr. Gaetz, two people familiar with the encounters said.”

“In some cases, Mr. Gaetz asked women to help find others who might be interested in having sex with him and his friends, according to two people familiar with those conversations. Should anyone inquire about their relationships, one person said, Mr. Gaetz told the women to say that he had paid for hotel rooms and dinners as part of their dates,” the newspaper reported. “The F.B.I. has questioned multiple women involved in the encounters, including as recently as January, to establish details of their relationships with Mr. Gaetz and his friends, according to text messages and two people familiar with the interviews.”

Why isn’t he charged yet?

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 1, 2021 • 7:21:38pm

re: #106 Dread Pirate Ron

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Why isn’t he charged yet?

If he was a Democrat he would have resigned by now.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Apr 1, 2021 • 7:28:15pm
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Patricia Kayden  Apr 1, 2021 • 7:42:15pm

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2021 • 7:44:28pm

In the category “Libertarians are just Republicans who like to smoke weed”

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Patricia Kayden  Apr 1, 2021 • 7:45:42pm

re: #98 Dread Pirate Ron

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🌹UOJB!  Apr 1, 2021 • 7:57:47pm

I just cast my RAZZIE® vote for…

Worst Picture—Absolute Proof
Worst Actor—Mike Lindell
Worst Supporting Actor—Rudy Giuliani
Worst Screen Couple—Rudy Giuliani and His Stuck Zipper

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Patricia Kayden  Apr 1, 2021 • 7:58:46pm
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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Apr 1, 2021 • 7:59:32pm

re: #111 Patricia Kayden

AFAIK, Oberfucking and Niederfucking still exist in Austria.

Harder to make Vegas Vacation Hoover Damn style jokes with those though, or is it?

“I’m your Oberfucking Guide Andreas. I’m going to take you through a traditional Austrian village so please don’t wander off from the Oberfucking tour, but you can take all the Oberfucking pictures you want. Anyone have any Oberfucking questions?”

I guess it still works.

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 1, 2021 • 8:08:51pm

re: #107 The Pie Overlord!

If he was a Democrat he would have resigned by now.

re: #106 Dread Pirate Ron

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Why isn’t he charged yet?

The article mainly discussed Gaetz and Greenberg meeting women, and not anything definitive yet about contacts with minors. It sounded more like prostitution with adult partners, a relationship more akin to what brought down Governor Eliot Spitzer, but not guaranteed to bring down a Congressman.

There is actually a Virginia Democrat, Joe Morrissey, who went to jail for his relationship with a minor who worked as an intern in his office; he was also disbarred for various illegal activities. But that didn’t stop his political career. It is possible to brazen this out if you don’t care what the establishment demands of you and if the voters support you. (He was in his 50’s when the relationship started but he ultimately married her ; they now have 3 children. )

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Dread Pirate Ron  Apr 1, 2021 • 8:12:52pm

re: #66 gocart mozart

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2021 • 8:13:12pm

31-year-old rancher recovering from Nebraska’s first COVID-related double lung transplant (Omaha World-Herald)

The article notes he had no medical issues or conditions prior to contracting Covid-19.

Before he was hospitalized with COVID-19 in early November, Jake Immink spent most days working on his family’s cattle ranch near Fairbury, Nebraska.

Now Immink, 31, is putting his efforts toward recovery after receiving the state’s first coronavirus-related double lung transplant last month at the Nebraska Medical Center.

“It’s exciting to be here today, exciting to feel normal,” said Immink, who donned a dress shirt Thursday for the first time since he was hospitalized for a Zoom interview, joined by some of the Omaha and Lincoln doctors who cared for him.

While he has a few months of rehabilitation yet to complete in Omaha, Immink said he’s looking forward to getting “back to life” and excited to see his family.

Once he’s released, he will have to take some extra precautions. He won’t be able to ride a horse for the first year. But he will be able to use a four-wheeler.

“I fully expect him to be herding cattle this summer,” said Dr. Heather Strah, medical director of the lung transplantation program at Nebraska Medicine.

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austin_blue  Apr 1, 2021 • 8:19:08pm

re: #89 A Mom Anon

He is sooo creepy. Another one that sets off all my alarms. I wonder how many kids he’s hurt? And if one more asshole online or elsewhere refers to the one underage girl we know about as a “17 yr old woman” I am going to scream. 17 is a kid, don’t care how mature and grown up the person may be. I am so sick of creepy fucking men thinking it’s just fine to be creepy. That shit does SO MUCH DAMAGE, it’s not some game.

All of them, Katie

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teleskiguy  Apr 1, 2021 • 8:22:46pm
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🌹UOJB!  Apr 1, 2021 • 8:29:05pm

re: #116 Dread Pirate Ron

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So when is Glenn going to tweet his defense of Matt Gaetz?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2021 • 8:29:08pm
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🌹UOJB!  Apr 1, 2021 • 8:30:53pm

re: #116 Dread Pirate Ron

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Deep State SuperElite Satinist  Apr 1, 2021 • 8:40:24pm

re: #73 darthstar

Tarnation - Little black egg

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sagehen  Apr 1, 2021 • 9:12:49pm

re: #115 Hecuba’s daughter

The article mainly discussed Gaetz and Greenberg meeting women, and not anything definitive yet about contacts with minors. It sounded more like prostitution with adult partners, a relationship more akin to what brought down Governor Eliot Spitzer, but not guaranteed to bring down a Congressman.

Except that, uh, Greenberg used his position as tax collector to use ordinary people’s info to make a bunch of fake ID’s, turning underage girls into women. Not sure if it was identity theft or if he invented whole new fake people… but when Gaetz says “I never travelled with anybody underage, you can check my travel records,” that could be why he thinks his tracks are covered.

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(((Archangel1)))  Apr 1, 2021 • 10:14:27pm

re: #78 A Cranky One

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I know it’s for April fools, but I would be the first in line to buy one of these if they ever came out for real somehow.

Only thing worse than stepping on a Lego you didn’t see was there? Stepping with your other foot on ANOTHER Lego you missed just as well.


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