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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 21, 2021 • 6:13:17pm
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Charles Johnson  Apr 21, 2021 • 6:15:20pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 21, 2021 • 6:19:45pm

lots of great replies, this one is poignant

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🌹UOJB!  Apr 21, 2021 • 6:28:15pm

Asshole Xtians picking on an innocent kid really pisses me off!

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William Lewis  Apr 21, 2021 • 6:30:17pm

Wow.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 21, 2021 • 6:31:53pm

re: #5 William Lewis

Wow.

What the actual fuck happened to him. I’m never going to complain, and I may never fully trust him, but… really, good for him, if he’s legit.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 21, 2021 • 6:33:06pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 21, 2021 • 6:34:24pm

Why am I not surprised?

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Jay C  Apr 21, 2021 • 6:38:30pm

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

lots of great replies, this one is poignant

That’s such a nice OP: I can only shudder at the thought of how TFG would celebrate National Park Week: I’m sure the only people he would want to hear from would be strip-mine operators…

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danarchy  Apr 21, 2021 • 6:48:25pm

re: #6 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

What the actual fuck happened to him. I’m never going to complain, and I may never fully trust him, but… really, good for him, if he’s legit.

It feels like a WWE wrestler doing a face turn. It is just such a dramatic turn it feels fake.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Apr 21, 2021 • 6:49:55pm

re: #249 Backwoods_Sleuth

Mayonnaise will be outlawed

I ask you, is that really a bad thing, though?

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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Apr 21, 2021 • 6:51:18pm

re: #11 Colère Tueur de Lapin

I ask you, is that really a bad thing, though?

I’m pretty sure they would only be triggered if it’s Miracle Whip that’s banned.

And yes, that would be a good thing.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 21, 2021 • 6:55:21pm

re: #12 Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David

I’m pretty sure they would only be triggered if it’s Miracle Whip that’s banned.

And yes, that would be a good thing.

GET OUT.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 21, 2021 • 6:56:44pm
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plansbandc  Apr 21, 2021 • 6:57:41pm
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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:00:24pm

re: #13 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

GET OUT.

You would literally be the first person I know that likes it and doesn’t own a Confederate Battle Flag.

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darthstar  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:02:38pm

Here’s an idea…instead of complaining that nobody trusts them anymore, why don’t police try demonstrating that they’re worthy of that trust.

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darthstar  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:04:56pm

re: #16 Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David

You would literally be the first person I know that likes it and doesn’t own a Confederate Battle Flag.

That’s as bad a question as ‘Have you stopped beating your wife?’…I’ll assume it was a sarcastic ‘GET OUT’…easier that way. Also, Miracle Whip is a sex toy of the devil.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:05:13pm

re: #16 Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David

You would literally be the first person I know that likes it and doesn’t own a Confederate Battle Flag.

The part you don’t know is that it’s because my father worked for almost his entire professional career for one company. Little outfit that used to go by the name of Kraft Foods, also known as the inventor and maker of Miracle Whip. We didn’t even keep mayo in the house when I was a teenager.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:05:36pm

re: #17 darthstar

Here’s an idea…instead of complaining that nobody trusts them anymore, why don’t police try demonstrating that they’re worthy of that trust.

Really. The Officer Friendly I grew up with no longer exists.

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plansbandc  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:07:03pm

re: #20 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Officer Friendly. LOL

More like Officer Nazi.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:07:35pm

Are we going to need to further subdivide the LGF tribe into mayonnaise vs. Miracle whip vs. Nope?

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Targetpractice  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:09:00pm

re: #22 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Are we going to need to further subdivide the LGF tribe into mayonnaise vs. Miracle whip vs. Nope?

What about those weirdos like myself that enjoy both?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:09:12pm

re: #22 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Are we going to need to further subdivide the LGF tribe into mayonnaise vs. Miracle whip vs. Nope?

Only if we can’t keep the Hellman’s Brigade under control.

/

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:09:22pm

re: #23 Targetpractice

What about those weirdos like myself that enjoy both?

We get to take potshots at both sides.

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darthstar  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:09:37pm

re: #20 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Really. The Officer Friendly I grew up with no longer exists.

“I like to stop and fri-isk,
Any people who seem a ri-isk,
If you’re a little brown,
I may just shoot you down,
But it’s just because of who I am.”

Yes the officer’s a person in your neighborhood,
In your neigborhood,
In your neigbor-ho-od,
The officer’s a person in your neighborhood.
He’s a person that you’ll meet,
When you’re walking down the street,
He’s the person on the news the next day.

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jaunte  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:09:48pm

re: #22 Colère Tueur de Lapin

What’s better on pineapple?

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darthstar  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:10:02pm

Okay, I just made that up and it obviously needs some work, but feel free to improve on it.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:11:53pm

re: #27 jaunte

What’s better on pineapple?

If any of you assholes even suggests mayo OR Miracle Whip on pizza, people are going to die.

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darthstar  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:12:18pm

re: #27 jaunte

What’s better on pineapple?

I asked my wife tonight (as I just smoked some beautiful and delicious Canadian Bacon this week), “Here’s a bridge we haven’t crossed in our relationship…”
“Oh no.”
Me: How do you feel about pineapple on your pizza?
She: Against it. Extremely.
Me: Aww.
She: You’re welcome to put it on half (she likes my pizzas) and I’ll still love you…

(the implication there is the love remains but respect goes back to square one)

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:13:24pm

re: #30 darthstar

Mrs. Fish is allergic to pineapple, so I can no longer eat the delicious pineapple-y goodness on Hawaiian pizzas. She says she can eat it if it’s cooked, but I prefer to be respectful and not push the envelope.

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jaunte  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:13:52pm

re: #30 darthstar

It’s just a cooking question: “How do you take your acid?”

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:14:24pm

re: #6 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

What the actual fuck happened to him. I’m never going to complain, and I may never fully trust him, but… really, good for him, if he’s legit.

As I’ve said before, it was Trump and Russia that happened to him — he was an absolute Trump devotee until December 2016 when he finally began to recognize that Trump really supported Putin. Somehow he managed to overlook this during the 2016 campaign but better late than never. My guess is that the fact that the Republican Party, in general, marched in lockstep with Trump toward this Putin alliance combined with Trump’s neglect of our traditional allies persuaded him to abandon the GOP and somehow he gave a new look at what the Democrats were selling.

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darthstar  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:15:26pm

re: #32 jaunte

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It’s just a cooking question: “How do you take your acid?”

With live music.

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darthstar  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:17:30pm

re: #33 Hecuba’s daughter

I wonder if he ever paid his child support. But yeah, he showed that teabaggers can recover. He was an original member of that clan, and has been trying to make restitution for four years.

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Targetpractice  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:17:50pm

re: #34 darthstar

With live music.

Just don’t take the brown acid.

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darthstar  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:18:51pm

Funny…I knew this tweet was four or five days early when I sent it, but because I did, it’s getting noticed now that President Biden announced hitting his adjusted goal of 200M shots in arms.

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Targetpractice  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:19:55pm

re: #37 darthstar

Funny…I knew this tweet was four or five days early when I sent it, but because I did, it’s getting noticed now that President Biden announced hitting his adjusted goal of 200M shots in arms.

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Don’t worry, we know what’s next:

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Belafon  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:20:44pm

re: #10 danarchy

It feels like a WWE wrestler doing a face turn. It is just such a dramatic turn it feels fake.

A dramatic turn that’s been going on for a couple of years now.

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darthstar  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:21:26pm

re: #36 Targetpractice

Just don’t take the brown acid.

It’s fine if you find someone with a friendly shirt who will hang out with you for a few hours. For the record, I never did drop acid. Loved mushrooms too much. From what I heard, they were far more intense and lasted longer. Good thing I didn’t know that. I had a couple of good summers, including one where a guy I knew gave me a pound of fungus to sell…I ate it over three months.

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darthstar  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:23:15pm

re: #38 Targetpractice

Don’t worry, we know what’s next:

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Move the goals again, and Biden will hit them. He’s like fuckin’ Messi.

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Belafon  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:24:03pm

re: #16 Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David

You would literally be the first person I know that likes it and doesn’t own a Confederate Battle Flag.

I don’t own a confederate flag, but I did grow up in Texas, and ate it a lot as a kid, especially with a slice of cheese on white bread.

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sagehen  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:25:14pm

re: #6 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

What the actual fuck happened to him. I’m never going to complain, and I may never fully trust him, but… really, good for him, if he’s legit.

Helsinki.

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BeachDem  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:26:19pm

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

lots of great replies, this one is poignant

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Brings to mind:

Stood alone on a mountain top
Starin’ out at the Great Divide
I could go East, I could go West
It was all up to me to decide
Just then I saw a young hawk flyin’
And my soul began to rise
And pretty soon
My heart was singin’
Roll, roll me away
I’m gonna roll me away tonight
Gotta keep rollin’, gotta keep ridin’
Keep searching ‘til I find what’s right
And as the sunset faded, I spoke
To the faintest first starlight
And I said next time
Next time
We’ll get it right

Bob Seger Roll Me Away Live

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:30:42pm

So I ended up getting totally high last night off the edibles I tried.

Very surreal experience. No regrets.

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EstebanTornado1963  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:31:33pm

Still fuck “woke” Joe Walsh

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Belafon  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:33:13pm

re: #42 Belafon

I don’t own a confederate flag, but I did grow up in Texas, and ate it a lot as a kid, especially with a slice of cheese on white bread.

The wildest thing to me was when I mentioned the Miracle Whip-Cheese-Bread thing and found out my family wasn’t the only one that did that. For us, it was a cheap way to get calories into us kids.

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Belafon  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:37:27pm

re: #46 EstebanTornado1963

Still fuck “woke” Joe Walsh

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I’m gonna have to disagree on going after people who seem to be trying to change. It doesn’t help anything, and expecting the other person to be the adult in the pair just seems petty.

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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:40:27pm

re: #48 Belafon

I’m gonna have to disagree on going after people who seem to be trying to change. It doesn’t help anything, and expecting the other person to be the adult in the pair just seems petty.

Some of these Lincoln Project Never-Trump assholes are just never-Trump, ignore their past to the point of blocking people who mention it, and are still assholes. Fuck them.

However, several of them are literally saying that they were wrong in the past and have changed. We shouldn’t be unloading on them.

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gwangung  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:40:42pm

re: #48 Belafon

I’m gonna have to disagree on going after people who seem to be trying to change. It doesn’t help anything, and expecting the other person to be the adult in the pair just seems petty.

Same here. You reward good behavior with good behavior, particularly if it’s a change from past behavior.

You reward good behavior with the same behavior as you do bad behavior teaches people that what they do doesn’t matter. That’s not what I want. I want good behavior.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:43:21pm

re: #48 Belafon

re: #50 gwangung

With that said, I can also understand a lack of trust. Some people who, maybe fraudulently, make a claim to have changed and then complain about “being attacked” seem not to understand that there are people whom they have personally damaged by being wrong for years. That’s damage that they need to confront, address, and apologize for personally if they’re to be taken seriously in their change of heart.

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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:44:30pm

re: #49 Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David

Also on that note:

I’ll be the first to say that 75-85% of my political stances and/or ideas from the Bush years were misguided, wrong, or born out of privilege that I had not at that point fully understood was even a thing.

I’d be pissed and rightfully so if people were digging that shit out of LGF or Facebook from 12-13 years ago and saying I’m a terrible person *now* because of it.

I just came around much earlier, quicker, and more completely than those guys.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:45:21pm

re: #52 Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David

Also on that note:

I’ll be the first to say that 75-85% of my political stances and/or ideas from the Bush years were misguided, wrong, or born out of privilege that I had not at that point fully understood was even a thing.

I’d be pissed and rightfully so if people were digging that shit out of LGF or Facebook from 12-13 years ago and saying I’m a terrible person *now* because of it.

I just came around much earlier, quicker, and more completely than those guys.

Don’t… just don’t ever go back through the LGF archives and look at some of the things I said. I admit I was still making my way off the evangelical conservative derp train in 2006-2007. I’m sorry.

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Belafon  Apr 21, 2021 • 7:54:08pm

re: #51 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

With that said, I can also understand a lack of trust. Some people who, maybe fraudulently, make a claim to have changed and then complain about “being attacked” seem not to understand that there are people whom they have personally damaged by being wrong for years. That’s damage that they need to confront, address, and apologize for personally if they’re to be taken seriously in their change of heart.

Agree:

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Belafon  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:01:35pm

My wife saw that both Emilia Clarke and Olivia Coleman will have some roles in the MCU related to Secret Wars.

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Deep State SuperElite Satinist  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:07:37pm

re: #29 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

If any of you assholes even suggests mayo OR Miracle Whip on pizza, people are going to die.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:08:31pm

re: #56 Deep State SuperElite Satinist

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What’s funny is that after I made the quoted statement, I relayed it to Mrs. Fish, and she said, “I could see a use for mayo on pizza, it’s made with eggs and oil and could be turned into a viable sauce. After all, I’ve put ranch dressing on pizza before.”

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Belafon  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:08:49pm

When we did buy mayo when I was a kid, it was often used for making cakes.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:10:11pm

re: #58 Belafon

When we did buy mayo when I was a kid, it was often used for making cakes.

My mom put Miracle Whip into deviled eggs. She called them “angeled eggs” (because in our Christian household, deviled anything was, well, of the devil), and I didn’t know there was anything unusual about them until I moved to Minnesota and Mrs. Fish’s mom served deviled eggs made with mayo. After she learned about the Miracle Whip eggs, she has served me eggs made with both mayo and Miracle Whip, and… I love you, mother-in-law, but that unholy abomination should never have been born on this earth. Just pick one.

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William Lewis  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:11:54pm

re: #29 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

If any of you assholes even suggests mayo OR Miracle Whip on pizza, people are going to die.

So THAT’S what that white pizza I saw was!

//////////////////////

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jaunte  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:12:53pm

re: #60 William Lewis

What-the-hell-man’s pizza.

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DesertDenizen  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:13:35pm

re: #61 jaunte

What-the-hell-man’s pizza.

That pun might be even worse than the pizza.

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William Lewis  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:13:36pm

re: #59 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

My mom put Miracle Whip into deviled eggs. She called them “angeled eggs” (because in our Christian household, deviled anything was, well, of the devil), and I didn’t know there was anything unusual about them until I moved to Minnesota and Mrs. Fish’s mom served deviled eggs made with mayo. After she learned about the Miracle Whip eggs, she has served me eggs made with both mayo and Miracle Whip, and… I love you, mother-in-law, but that unholy abomination should never have been born on this earth. Just pick one.

In recipes that call for mayo, I use half mayo and half plain yogurt. Much more tolerable for me. Especially anything with poultry (chicken salad, forex)

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plansbandc  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:15:31pm

Mayo for tuna salad, egg salad, and potato salad. I only do savory. Sweet in any of those salads just doesn’t work for me.

When I ate ham and swiss sammies back in the day, I did enjoy Miracle Whip on them. There’s something about the sweetness against the saltiness of the ham that works.

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🌹UOJB!  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:21:12pm

re: #59 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

My mom put Miracle Whip into deviled eggs. She called them “angeled eggs” (because in our Christian household, deviled anything was, well, of the devil), and I didn’t know there was anything unusual about them until I moved to Minnesota and Mrs. Fish’s mom served deviled eggs made with mayo. After she learned about the Miracle Whip eggs, she has served me eggs made with both mayo and Miracle Whip, and… I love you, mother-in-law, but that unholy abomination should never have been born on this earth. Just pick one.

Mom would use a mix of Miracle Whip and Durkee’s Sauce for her deviled eggs.

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Belafon  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:22:48pm
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William Lewis  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:24:39pm

re: #66 Belafon

Just because:

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Video

Pity it’s not auf deutsche.

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teleskiguy  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:24:57pm

Use mayo instead of butter on grilled cheese sandwiches.

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teleskiguy  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:30:10pm
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retired cynic  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:31:09pm

re: #68 teleskiguy

Use mayo instead of butter on grilled cheese sandwiches.

No, definitely I vote for butter. I am NOT a mayo OR Miracle Whip person. Never bought a jar in my 73 years, that I can recall.

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austin_blue  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:31:14pm

re: #46 EstebanTornado1963

Still fuck “woke” Joe Walsh

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Now, now, we accepted a woke and rehabilitated Senator Byrd in West By God Virginia who apologized for his sins and came to Democratic Jesus.

If Joe Walsh (NOT a guitarist for The Eagles) is crawfishing like this, I say “Go, Joe, go!”

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🌹UOJB!  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:42:10pm

Yes, we knew he was an asshole before he took the job.

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teleskiguy  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:42:19pm

That one time for Halloween when Umphrey’s McGee all dressed up as Prince.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:43:01pm
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retired cynic  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:45:56pm

re: #74 Dread Pirate Ron

Biden has three named nominations for the three empty seats. That gives Dems a working 1 vote majority. But the two existing directors say they are happy with DeJoy. I don’t know if they can be fired by the administration or not. Not easily, anyway. Fingers crossed the new people can twist some arms once they get in.

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:46:10pm

re: #70 retired cynic

No, definitely I vote for butter. I am NOT a mayo OR Miracle Whip person. Never bought a jar in my 73 years, that I can recall.

I don’t do mayo or Miracle Whip - or butter!

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retired cynic  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:47:09pm

re: #76 Hecuba’s daughter

I don’t do mayo or Miracle Whip - or butter!

Fortunately, I don’t eat a lot of butter, either, or I would bigger than I am!

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 21, 2021 • 8:49:57pm

re: #72 🌹UOJB!

Yes, we knew he was an asshole before he took the job.

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He’s just doing the Trump thing and lying to the base; he is probably aware that most of the jobs are outside of DC but he also knows that the Trump base will fall for any lie that supports their view of the world.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 21, 2021 • 9:03:56pm

re: #68 teleskiguy

Use mayo instead of butter on grilled cheese sandwiches.

THE BUFFALO CHICKEN GRILLED CHEESE RECIPE FROM DISNEY WORLD…AT HOME! | SAM THE COOKING GUY

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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Apr 21, 2021 • 9:09:07pm

re: #69 teleskiguy

Yep. I know someone trying to move from Utah to Colorado and buy a house. This is exactly what he’s running into.

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teleskiguy  Apr 21, 2021 • 9:18:18pm
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retired cynic  Apr 21, 2021 • 9:20:12pm

re: #81 teleskiguy

I should be in good shape, then. I just need someone to wake me up.

My father slept very few hours a night, and he lived to 90 before dying of cancer, and hadn’t lost an inch of brain that I could tell.

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  Apr 21, 2021 • 9:20:35pm

re: #75 retired cynic

Biden has three named nominations for the three empty seats. That gives Dems a working 1 vote majority. But the two existing directors say they are happy with DeJoy. I don’t know if they can be fired by the administration or not. Not easily, anyway. Fingers crossed the new people can twist some arms once they get in.

I looked this up a while back, and a couple of the current people have terms ending in the next year or so. (All the current directors are DT appointees.)

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austin_blue  Apr 21, 2021 • 9:22:32pm

re: #68 teleskiguy

Use mayo instead of butter on grilled cheese sandwiches.

Yes! But you must use Duke’s! You cannot use Hellman’s! Hellman’s is of the devil! Look at the name!

Duke’s is the only mayonnaise that should ever be used in an American kitchen!

To eschew Duke’s is to eschew America!

Don’t eschew America!

(I have seen these kinds of flame wars for years over…condiments.)

We are a very strange species. I’m amazed that we have survived so far, and somewhat peckish about our surviving for another century.

In any case, I’m off for the rack. Finally got our vehicle registration cleared up after a year when noone was getting registrations. Nice. We’re good ‘til 4/22.

Tomorrow night we should be getting some decent rain from a Pacific front moving in from the west. Maybe .5 to 1”. We really need it. The crescent from Texas all the way to Washington State is really getting it in the neck right now.

If we don’t get rain, everybody is going to pay more for groceries.

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austin_blue  Apr 21, 2021 • 9:31:25pm

PS:

I saw earlier today that Chris Christie was considering throwing his hat into the 2024 Presidential ring, and damn me to hell, a little imp jumped onto my left shoulder and whispered into my ear “Remember that Simon Pegg comedy, Run Fat Boy Run?

I really am an awful human being.

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So Cal Greek Hippie  Apr 21, 2021 • 9:43:13pm

2014 neighborhood fire hydrant crash

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Belafon  Apr 21, 2021 • 10:09:22pm

A teacher in Greenville, TX was suspended after this photo came out (I took a picture of the tv), which looks like it was taken by her:

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Khal Wimpo (exhaling for 1st time in 4 yrs)  Apr 21, 2021 • 10:13:12pm

I seriously thought that Japanese TV shows were about as cruel & casually abusive towards ordinary people as it was possible to get without live vivisection.

I was wrong.

dailymail.co.uk

A TV show has sparked outrage in Iraq after featuring fake ISIS fighters who ‘kidnap’ celebrities, strap fake suicide vests to them and tell them they will be executed.

In the prank show Tanneb Rislan, terrified celebrities are taken to visit Iraqi families who they believe have been displaced after fleeing from extremists.

But once there, the duped participants are ambushed by fake jihadists and told they will be killed - until ‘troops’ come to the rescue and bring their ordeal to an end.

In one show, comic actress Nessma passed out with fear after being fitted with a fake suicide vest and was only brought round when the presenter poured water on her face.

In another episode, Iraq international footballer Alaa Mhawi, who has played 44 times for his country, was blind-folded and filmed begging for his life.

What looks like a close shave is, in fact, a candid camera-style television show airing during the Muslim holy month of Ramadan that takes tricking celebrities for laughs to a new level. And it’s causing a scandal in Iraq, along with accusations of bad taste.

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Secret ANTIFA Operative  Apr 21, 2021 • 10:13:42pm

re: #71 austin_blue

Now, now, we accepted a woke and rehabilitated Senator Byrd in West By God Virginia who apologized for his sins and came to Democratic Jesus.

If Joe Walsh (NOT a guitarist for The Eagles) is crawfishing like this, I say “Go, Joe, go!”

I agree. Of all the Never Trumpers I can think of, Walsh is the only one who seems to have paid a price for leaving the flock, has admitted to and apologized for the bad craziness he spewed. He still identifies as a conservative and tweets conservative opinion minus the assholery you’d expect. I guess you can still indict him for being “conservative” because that ideology has a lot of historical baggage, but he otherwise seems to be the closest thing to the real deal among the Never Trump crowd.

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mmmirele  Apr 21, 2021 • 10:15:04pm

A couple of things about mayo and Miracle Whip:

1) We ate Miracle Whip in our family. My mother had been brought up on Miracle Whip and she brought that to the marriage. I knew what this “mayonnaise” stuff was, but we didn’t have it because my mom said it was too expensive and Miracle Whip was Just Fine. We were that family who bought jelly and jam in jars that could be turned into glasses after we ate all the jelly. And mom bought no-name or store brands, because cheaper. She had to, money was tight.

2) Best Foods is sold in the West and Hellman’s in the East. When we moved to Texas when I was a teenager, some markets had Best Foods and some had Hellman’s. The jingle was the same: “Bring out the (Best Foods/Hellman’s) and bring out the best.”

Today, it really doesn’t matter the mayonnaise or Miracle Whip. I do want mustard on that sammich, please.

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retired cynic  Apr 21, 2021 • 10:16:16pm

re: #88 Khal Wimpo (exhaling for 1st time in 4 yrs)

That is without doubt the worst premise for “entertainment” that I can possibly imagine.

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mmmirele  Apr 21, 2021 • 10:20:48pm

re: #88 Khal Wimpo (exhaling for 1st time in 4 yrs)

I seriously thought that Japanese TV shows were about as cruel & casually abusive towards ordinary people as it was possible to get without live vivisection.

I was wrong.

dailymail.co.uk

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You know, I thought Ramadan was when TV networks brought out their blockbuster historicals and dramas (hold the sex please, it’s Ramadan), not this kind of crazy.

cosmopolitanme.com

(Why yes, that’s Cosmopolitan Middle East, and why yes, it’s a list of Egyptian shows for this Ramadan. Egypt cranks out a lot of Arabic TV which is watched across the region.)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 21, 2021 • 10:59:11pm

hi

In extremely local news, my wife got her second Moderna shot today. Right now she doesn’t feel bad.

She is going to make a report to the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System however. The reason is her sense of smell, which she lost in a car accident more than twenty-five years ago, came back a few days after she received her first jab. While it might be a spurious correlation, she thinks it’s important enough to report.

If others have reported a similar thing, that might be useful to Moderna.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 21, 2021 • 11:01:20pm

In the meantime, a dipshit in Omaha was fired from radio station KFAB.

Radio personality Chris Baker fired after offensive tweet, calls it a ‘boomer Twitter moment’ (Omaha World-Herald, an hour ago)

Omaha radio personality Chris Baker was fired Wednesday after posting an offensive tweet about the Derek Chauvin verdict.

C. Taylor Walet III, area president/Nebraska for iHeartRadio, said Wednesday that Baker had been fired from KFAB that afternoon.

Baker’s tweet was “completely inappropriate and unacceptable,” Walet said in a statement. “Please know that this does not represent our viewpoint or our values, and we take this situation very seriously. Accordingly, Chris Baker’s employment with our company has been terminated.”

The tweet, posted soon after former Minneapolis Police Officer Chauvin, who is White, was found guilty of killing George Floyd, a Black man, featured a GIF (file image) of four Black men wearing loincloths and body paint and dancing, possibly with spears in front of them. Above the picture was the proclamation: Guilty!

(more)

Yeah, I’m a boomer. That doesn’t make you a racist.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Apr 21, 2021 • 11:06:13pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 21, 2021 • 11:21:17pm

Senator McCollister is the state senator who the Nebraska GOP is trying to push out because he called his own party out for a racism and Nazi problem.

re: #94 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 21, 2021 • 11:22:52pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 21, 2021 • 11:25:33pm

Colorado state representative (D-Denver) Leslie Herod

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 21, 2021 • 11:32:17pm

(video, 2:22)

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 21, 2021 • 11:33:52pm

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

Was lost & searching for a reason to go on. Went to Grand Canyon. Sat on edge thinking how easy it be to step off & end my struggle. Then some Condors landed within feet of me & just hung out. We sat together, me & the Condors, talkin’ it out. I’m still here. Thank the Condors.

Grand Canyon changed my life, one hiking trip in particular led me to where I am and who I am today…

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 21, 2021 • 11:35:34pm

re: #23 Targetpractice

What about those weirdos like myself that enjoy both?

Miracle Whip is for salads and sauces, mayo is for sandwiches.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 21, 2021 • 11:40:18pm

re: #94 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

In the meantime, a dipshit in Omaha was fired from radio station KFAB.

Radio personality Chris Baker fired after offensive tweet, calls it a ‘boomer Twitter moment’ (Omaha World-Herald, an hour ago)

(more)

Yeah, I’m a boomer. That doesn’t make you a racist.

Also, just because some things were accepted back then does not make them acceptable today.

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sagehen  Apr 21, 2021 • 11:48:28pm

re: #94 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

In the meantime, a dipshit in Omaha was fired from radio station KFAB.

Radio personality Chris Baker fired after offensive tweet, calls it a ‘boomer Twitter moment’ (Omaha World-Herald, an hour ago)

(more)

Yeah, I’m a boomer. That doesn’t make you a racist.

Being a boomer doesn’t make you a racist; but for early boomers, it maybe does make you oblivious to how viral tweets (even quickly deleted ones) may be.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Apr 22, 2021 • 12:02:23am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 12:10:53am

re: #104 Dread Pirate Ron

The GOP wants a genocide.

At this point, it looks like evolution by natural selection is going to drive the reduction of conservatives (though they will take some liberals with them). Since so many conservatives don’t “believe in” natural selection, they will find out the hard way.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 12:11:41am

re: #102 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Also, just because some things were accepted back then does not make them acceptable today.

This douchecanoe was a sometimes fill-in for Glenn Beck’s radio show. He knew what he was doing.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 12:22:56am

re: #106 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

This douchecanoe was a sometimes fill-in for Glenn Beck’s radio show. He knew what he was doing.

The dogwhistle was clear, I am just referring to expressions and images/tropes that I recall in common use from my youth, perhaps they were “harmless” back then, but no longer acceptable today.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Apr 22, 2021 • 12:23:00am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 12:24:04am

re: #108 Dread Pirate Ron

Pretty good evidence that the Republican Party is beyond saving

Evidence of why the only way they can win is through selective voter suppression measures.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 12:33:43am

re: #104 Dread Pirate Ron

I hope everyone is mentally prepared for covid to never go away. Republicans oppose masks and vaccines simply because Democrats advocate for them. Republicans won’t mask up, won’t get vaccinated and, even if they do, won’t get their boosters in a year. Covid is here to stay.

Not only is Covid is here to stay, but it is changing and at some point, it is possible that a highly contagious, virulent and vaccine-resistant strain will find its way back to our shores and we will wind up chasing our tails…

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 12:33:47am
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Dread Pirate Ron  Apr 22, 2021 • 12:38:21am

re: #110 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Today I read India has their own variant. I forget the number.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Apr 22, 2021 • 12:41:34am
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teleskiguy  Apr 22, 2021 • 12:47:58am

The circles are not moving in this animation.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Apr 22, 2021 • 12:49:35am

On a much more somber note, I have a bad feeling about Queen Elizabeth. Nothing on the news, but she is 95 now and she doesn’t look right even for someone recently widowed.
I am a rational man and do not believe in premonitions as such, but I can’t quite shake the feeling that “London Bridge” is imminent.

When she goes, the public grief will be off the scale. Only a few Britons, those over about 75, can remember any other monarch. She has been queen since I was less than 3 years old and I am an old man now.
I hope it’s just the late night creeps after a year of horrible news and she will go on for a few more years.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Apr 22, 2021 • 12:52:32am

re: #115 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

The grief will be because Charles is King.

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teleskiguy  Apr 22, 2021 • 12:54:50am

Another optical illusion. Nothing is in motion.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Apr 22, 2021 • 12:55:44am

re: #116 Dread Pirate Ron

The grief will be because Charles is King.

Yeah, if Charlie de Bigears is smart (a very big “if”) he will abdicate immediately and let William take over.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Apr 22, 2021 • 12:58:09am

re: #118 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Yeah, if Charlie de Bigears is smart (a very big “if”) he will abdicate immediately and let William take over.

I’d prefer Anne, but that’s out.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Apr 22, 2021 • 1:07:23am

re: #117 teleskiguy

Another optical illusion. Nothing is in motion.

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I was playing with starting and stopping this gif and I borked it. It no longer starts and stops. That’s a first.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 22, 2021 • 1:54:35am

Entertainment has often been the tool of big corporations:

Road Trip: A Vintage Music Playlist



..

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 22, 2021 • 1:56:06am

Try to tell self-declared “conservatives” that what they hold dear is often just the product of sales jobs…

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 22, 2021 • 1:58:43am

BBC morning news again has entries on the death of young black Americans due to negligence by those who ostensibly should uphold the law.

Also, news of the COVID pandemic reaching a new peak in India:

It’s time to ‘get serious’ about climate change, Boris Johnson @BBC News live 🔴 BBC



..

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 2:19:09am

re: #116 Dread Pirate Ron

The grief will be because Charles is King.

That is why she is fighting to hold on as long as she has…she really hopes to skip him directly over to William

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 2:19:58am

re: #117 teleskiguy

Another optical illusion. Nothing is in motion.

not quite: the figure on the right is moving but not changing position

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sagehen  Apr 22, 2021 • 2:26:13am

re: #113 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

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sagehen  Apr 22, 2021 • 2:30:07am

re: #123 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

BBC morning news again has entries on the death of young black Americans due to negligence by those who ostensibly should uphold the law.

Also, news of the COVID pandemic reaching a new peak in India:

..

“Negligence”? Is that what we’re calling it?

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sagehen  Apr 22, 2021 • 2:34:03am

Man accused in Jan. 6 Capitol riots faces home eviction

Maybe I have an unrealistic view of the price of firearms, but… doesn’t that stack of “evidence” look to be salable for way more than the unpaid rent he’s getting evicted for?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 2:36:05am

re: #128 sagehen

Maybe I have an unrealistic view of the price of firearms, but… doesn’t that stack of “evidence” look to be salable for way more than the unpaid rent he’s getting evicted for?

I can well image that it is going to be spun as a patriot being persecuted for his views

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 2:37:58am

Since my wife’s sense of smell seems to be returning after a quarter-century, I don’t think the issue with the vaccine is a 5G chip.

Perhaps her midichlorians are ramping up, and I should have her tested.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 2:42:08am

(video 22:28)

The Legal Eagle channel at YouTube tries to explain Florida Men all the way down: The Matt Gaetz story.

Matt Gaetz, Explained

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 22, 2021 • 2:56:09am

So, here in Czech Republic, looks like we might be seeing some further expulsions of Russian diplomats later today.

The Czech ultimatum to Russia expires in five minutes….

Independence Day (1/5) Movie CLIP - Time’s Up (1996) HD

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 22, 2021 • 3:19:41am
The call of the new Minister of Foreign Affairs, Jakub Kulhánek, for Moscow to take back twenty expelled Czech diplomats by 12:00 today, has expired. In response, about 70 employees, including 22 diplomats, will now have to leave the Russian embassy in Prague. This will equalize the numbers at both embassies. Retaliation from Russia is expected, but it is still unclear what it will be like. Minister Kulhánek will probably comment on the situation this afternoon.

The Czech ambassador to Russia, Vítězslav Pivoňka, will probably learn the reaction first. He has been invited to the Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs, where he will have a “specific conversation” about how Moscow will behave.

The Russians are butthurt:

A spokeswoman for the Russian Foreign Ministry accused the Czech Republic of acting under a foreign dictatorship. “There is simply an order for such behavior. This is by no means related to common sense, pragmatics, diplomacy at all, “said Marija Zacharovová. Vladimir Putin indirectly described the Czech Republic as a small barking dog.

According to Prime Minister Babiš, the approach of our country is legitimate. “It simply came to our notice then. Of course, the reaction of the Russian side is not justified, because the Czech Republic has done nothing against the Russian Federation, “said the Prime Minister.

Original, in Czech: forum24.cz

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 3:27:20am

YouTube counter-apologist Telltale now has his apartment in New York City, having moved from his hometown in West Virginia.

He has sent for his daughter to come to their new home, after she was sent into hiding over the death threats they both received from townspeople for recording her health teacher proselytising Christianity in the classroom.

I presume the town feels it achieved a victory in driving a couple atheists out.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 3:35:10am

Italy ends censorship of films on moral and religious grounds (The Guardian, April 6)

Born in 1914 at the dawn of cinema, Italy’s censorship law felled some giants of the silver screen - including Last Tango in Paris - but now faces its own curtain call.

“Film censorship has been abolished,” announced culture minister Dario Franceschini in a statement late on Monday.

“The system of controls and interventions that still allow the state to intervene in the freedom of artists has been definitively ended.”

As a result, it will now no longer be possible to block the release of a new film or demand edits for moral or religious reasons. Filmmakers will instead classify their own movies based on the age of the audience.

Their decisions will be verified by a new commission made up of 49 members chosen from the film industry, but will be experts in education and animal rights.

“It’s a form of self-regulation. We are mature enough,” said director Pupi Avati, whose 1970s film Bordella was censored.

(more)

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Teukka  Apr 22, 2021 • 3:36:43am

:Jaw Drop:

Also, h/t to reddit.com

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 22, 2021 • 3:42:54am

re: #136 Teukka

Now that’s a headline that needs to go back for an edit, LOL.

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Dangerman  Apr 22, 2021 • 3:43:10am
Virginia state Sen. Amanda Chase (R), a prominent candidate for governor, said that the guilty verdict against former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin this week made her “sick” and that jurors didn’t acquit because they feared a violent backlash, the Washington Post reports.

awfully similar to believing if their candidate loses an election, it has to have been stolen.

as if a democratic institution does something Republicans don’t like, it must be nefarious

specifically to the case it’s like they’re saying all the jurors lied under oath

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 3:45:03am

re: #137 Dr Lizardo

Now that’s a headline that needs to go back for an edit, LOL.

Remember how they finally got the Roman Catholic Church to cooperate on child abuse investigations…threatening them with RICO.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 3:46:19am

re: #138 Dangerman

awfully similar to believing if their candidate loses an election, it has to have been stolen.

as if a democratic institution does something Republicans don’t like, it must be nefarious

That is the central image of the Tea Party: a foreign tyrant is the same a democratically elected government if you disagree with what it is doing.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 22, 2021 • 3:46:22am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 3:46:57am

re: #136 Teukka

:Jaw Drop:

Also, h/t to reddit.com

Is The Federalist arguing that all conservatives exploit children for pornography? /s

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 3:48:21am

re: #142 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Is The Federalist arguing that all conservatives exploit children for pornography? /s

I think the notion is that they are complicit in protecting known child pornographers.

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Teukka  Apr 22, 2021 • 3:49:25am

re: #137 Dr Lizardo

Now that’s a headline that needs to go back for an edit, LOL.

AMEN!
re: #139 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Remember how they finally got the Roman Catholic Church to cooperate on child abuse investigations…threatening them with RICO.

And even when government shows it means SRS BZNZ, there will be Reeeeeee:ing and butthurt.
re: #142 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Is The Federalist arguing that all conservatives exploit children for pornography? /s

That was my and several other test subjects opinion… Proper self-pwn…

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 22, 2021 • 3:49:39am

re: #138 Dangerman

awfully similar to believing if their candidate loses an election, it has to have been stolen.

as if a democratic institution does something Republicans don’t like, it must be nefarious

specifically to the case it’s like they’re saying all the jurors lied under oath

Also, thanks for the sidebar insult, implying that my people are weak and that we shirked our duty in the face of the almighty BLM and Antifa. Fuck you very much. We’re made of sterner stuff than that.

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sagehen  Apr 22, 2021 • 4:10:17am

re: #134 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

YouTube counter-apologist Telltale now has his apartment in New York City, having moved from his hometown in West Virginia.

He has sent for his daughter to come to their new home, after she was sent into hiding over the death threats they both received from townspeople for recording her health teacher proselytising Christianity in the classroom.

I presume the town feels it achieved a victory in driving a couple atheists out.

If that room (plus a kitchenette and bathroom) is the whole apartment… it’s about $1500/month.

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Teukka  Apr 22, 2021 • 4:26:07am

re: #146 sagehen

If that room (plus a kitchenette and bathroom) is the whole apartment… it’s about $1500/month.

Dayum. It’s like 3x my 1 bedroom + kitchenette and bathroom in rent. Per month.
No wonder that a local leftist joke here goes:
Teacher: “How do you spell market rent levels?”
Student: “U-S-U-R-Y…”

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 4:27:17am

re: #147 Teukka

Dayum. It’s like 3x my 1 bedroom + kitchenette and bathroom in rent. Per month.
No wonder that a local leftist joke here goes:
Teacher: “How do you spell market rent levels?”
Student: “U-S-U-R-Y…”

German Supreme Court just overturned a rent cap law for Berlin.

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darthstar  Apr 22, 2021 • 4:30:11am

Like everything from Trump’s administration - just smoke and mirrors. They haven’t even started building the factory. That process itself could take another freakin’ year.

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darthstar  Apr 22, 2021 • 4:45:11am
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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 22, 2021 • 5:00:30am

re: #150 darthstar

Objection: Assumes facts not in evidence. She has yet to demonstrate she can actually read anything at all.

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Mike Lamb  Apr 22, 2021 • 5:06:04am

re: #104 Dread Pirate Ron

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And GOP governors/legislatures will affirmatively ban any potential policies/laws that would incentivize or otherwise mandate vaccinations….up to and including preventing private business owners from requiring proof of vaccination to enter their establishment. Blue cities that pass proof of vaccination ordinances? Forget it.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Apr 22, 2021 • 5:19:38am

re: #136 Teukka

conservatives may just need to add banks and financial service providers to internet servers, social media outlets, and schools as things they need to build from scratch.

Okay, go for it.

The no true Scotsman fallacy she uses “reasonable people may disagree”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 5:29:32am

re: #143 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I think the notion is that they are complicit in protecting known child pornographers.

The six hundred eighteen tweet threat of Republicans convicted of domestic assaults, incest, child rape, child exploitation photography, sexual harassment, sexual assaults, &c.

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Jay C  Apr 22, 2021 • 5:29:51am

re: #125 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

not quite: the figure on the right is moving but not changing position

No. Try viewing the animation covering one eye at a time (the usual “reveal” for optical illusions). The spinning colors are deceptive, but the position of the circles is actually fixed.
Neat Illusion, though.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 22, 2021 • 5:30:14am

re: #152 Mike Lamb

And GOP governors/legislatures will affirmatively ban any potential policies/laws that would incentivize or otherwise mandate vaccinations….up to and including preventing private business owners from requiring proof of vaccination to enter their establishment. Blue cities that pass proof of vaccination ordinances? Forget it.

Here in Czech Republic, that would actually run into some major constitutional issues regarding the well-enshrined right to privacy in the Czech Constitution. The government’s been looking at it for the past month or so, along with their epidemiological advisors and constitutional lawyers, and they’ve all concluded - thus far - that there’s simply no way around it. Not even in a state of emergency (the Constitutional Court made that quite explicitly clear here a few months back).

All they can realistically do is recommend that establishments take those kind of measures, but given the strongly libertarian nature of Czechs in general, it won’t fly.

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lawhawk  Apr 22, 2021 • 5:38:39am

re: #9 Jay C

Trump “celebrated” National Parks by shrinking national monuments like Bears Ears and Grand Staircase Escalante because he did want strip mining and exploiting lands that are sacred to Native Americans. He slashed Bears Ears by 90% and Grand Staircase by 50% from 3.2 million acres to just about 1.3 million acres.

I hope that President Biden moves to reestablish the size of Bears Ears and Grand Staircase Trump shrank.

Oh, and the US population is about 330 million. In 2019, about 327 million visited national parks. I know some folks visit multiple units, and there are foreign visitors who love the parks, but you know what the actual govt budget is for the national parks? Just under $3 billion, despite the economic benefits of more than $41 billion in added economic activity in surrounding communities.

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BlueSpotinAL  Apr 22, 2021 • 5:44:25am

re: #112 Dread Pirate Ron

Today I read India has their own variant. I forget the number.

867-5309

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 5:47:08am

Sorry, Ms. Bitecofer, that’s not how this works.

Sen. McConnell is very good at counting votes. He knew that he didn’t have the votes to stop Vanita Gupta’s nomination, as Vice-President Harris would break the tie. Sen. Cornyn had stalled as long as he could, and it was over.

So he allows Sen. Murkowski to vote with the Democrats (and denies Harris the opportunity to break the tie) to make Murkowski look like the “principled moderate.”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 5:48:36am

re: #159 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Added to the above comment.

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 22, 2021 • 5:49:53am

I’m coming in late on the mayo discussion, but my wife makes a really delicious thin crust pizza with green onions and bacon. I think Duke’s is fine, but it’s not all that.

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lawhawk  Apr 22, 2021 • 5:58:10am

Racist shitbags all over the country fuck with persons of color in uniform who are actually serving the nation. Just the other day, a group of soldiers were accosted by a white woman in a IHOP near Fort Belvoir.

The more things change…

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lawhawk  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:02:58am

Some more thoughts this morning about gun violence in this country. I want to take everyone back to the 1980s. Ronnie Raygun era. Rambo.

I think that was an inflection point for the gun nuts.

They went and saw that movie and thought that they could cache guns and hold off the US military the way John Rambo did after terrorizing a town that treated the Vietnam Vet like shit.

They learned all the wrong lessons from that movie, because they fixated on the macho aspect, and not that the US government failed veterans so miserably and gutted mental health and assistance services for returning vets at a time when it was critically needed.

So, these gun nuts began caching their guns, because they thought that they could be just like Rambo and hold off the govt. They substituted this movie fantasy for reality, which is that if government wants to end you badly enough, they can bomb you out of existence, just as they did with the bombing of the MOVE compound in Philadelphia. Or they could now drone you from thousands of miles away by remote control. All those guns don’t mean shit. But these carry types think that the talisman of the gun makes them safer when there’s no actual proof it does so.

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JC1  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:05:53am

re: #162 lawhawk

Racist shitbags all over the country fuck with persons of color in uniform who are actually serving the nation. Just the other day, a group of soldiers were accosted by a white woman in a IHOP near Fort Belvoir.

The more things change…

She seems more mentally disturbed than just straight up racist. Something more going on there.

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lawhawk  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:06:23am

Bulkshit Ben is at home depot getting a solitary piece of poplar wood, and then he *bagged* the 1x8x24. He’s doing it because… boycotting of Home Depot by some folks is a thing?

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:11:31am

Just announced: Czech Republic will expel an additional 60 Russian Embassy staff/personnel.

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A Mom Anon  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:16:25am

re: #165 lawhawk

I’m sure some folks are choosing Lowe’s or a local vendor because of the GA voter garbage law that passed. But Home Depot is big enough that a couple thousand people boycotting their store isn’t hurting their bottom line. For many people it’s the only place they can buy home improvement in one stop, a lot of stuff in our whole house remodel came from there and a ton more contractors use HD to bring in tons of items they need for jobs. Ben is a buffoon, he spent 10 bucks on a board and thinks he’s a hero.

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jeffreyw  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:17:03am

huevos

Good morning!

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:17:20am

Also, breaking news from Czech Republic - the Czech Supreme Administrative Court has just nullified all store and service closures, on the grounds that said closures are unconstitutional.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:18:02am

re: #155 Jay C

No. Try viewing the animation covering one eye at a time (the usual “reveal” for optical illusions). The spinning colors are deceptive, but the position of the circles is actually fixed.
Neat Illusion, though.

I am talking about the figures on the staircase

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:18:40am

Elections are pending in Nepal. The two principal parties are the ruling Communist Party and the opposition Royalists (who wish to restore the monarchy and the theocratic Hindu state).

The overwhelming majority of the country is Hindu; its old constitution prohibited proselytisation and religious conversion. The current constitution adopted by the Communist Party of Nepal protects freedom of religion.

The Royalist party (Rastriya Prajatantra Party) is demanding during the campaign that thirteen people who converted from Hinduism to Christianity be tried for blasphemy. Current Nepalese law has no such provision.

In an effort to cut off some of the support for the Hindu nationalists in the upcoming election, Prime Minister KP Sharma Oli says he has become a “devout Hindu” (formerly an atheist). Political observers in that region view the claim as similar to other politicians who exploit religion for their own gain or to diminish rivals.

He has expelled atheist dissidents from his party, and moved three Hindu idols into his official residence. He also pledged 113kg of gold to Boudhanath Temple to re-gild its roof, and to build a temple to Ram (establishing his birthplace as Nepal).

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Jay C  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:24:28am

re: #170 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I am talking about the figures on the staircase

Oooops!
Sorry!
Wrong illusion! I should have uncovered an eye…..

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lawhawk  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:26:07am
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Belafon  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:28:01am

re: #165 lawhawk

Bulkshit Ben is at home depot getting a solitary piece of poplar wood, and then he *bagged* the 1x8x24. He’s doing it because… boycotting of Home Depot by some folks is a thing?

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Unlike Coca Cola or Delta, Home Depot, whose headquarters is also located in Georgia, has been completely silent on the voter law. Some black ministers in the state are calling for boycotts.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:34:36am

re: #158 BlueSpotinAL

867-5309

that’s 634 5789

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:38:38am

re: #174 Belafon

Unlike Coca Cola or Delta, Home Depot, whose headquarters is also located in Georgia, has been completely silent on the voter law. Some black ministers in the state are calling for boycotts.

So now Ben has a new hobbyhorse. Good boy, Ben.

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Belafon  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:38:46am
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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:41:24am

re: #164 JC1

She seems more mentally disturbed than just straight up racist. Something more going on there.

That is my take, as well. Drunk popped into mind as another option.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:43:36am

re: #165 lawhawk

Bulkshit Ben is at home depot getting a solitary piece of poplar wood, and then he *bagged* the 1x8x24. He’s doing it because… boycotting of Home Depot by some folks is a thing?

Odds that he knows what to do with it when he gets home?

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Belafon  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:44:17am
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Belafon  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:44:33am
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darthstar  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:46:07am

re: #165 lawhawk

Bulkshit Ben is at home depot getting a solitary piece of poplar wood, and then he *bagged* the 1x8x24. He’s doing it because… boycotting of Home Depot by some folks is a thing?

Is he building a shelf for all of his awards?

Also, I prefer to call it Home Despot.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:48:47am

re: #182 darthstar

Is he building a shelf for all of his awards?

Also, I prefer to call it Home Despot.

My name, too. And I am guessing that his DIY skill level is 0 and he is unable to level because he pathetic.

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lawhawk  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:52:41am

re: #181 Belafon

Show us anyone who isn’t the guy who told people to mask and social distance and get vaccines.

Gotcha.

These people are bugnuts. There was a report this morning that people implored Trump to get vaccinated in public, but refused to do so after hearing his sycophantic suckups warn that he’d look awful wearing a short sleeve shirt (as if he doesn’t wear those while golfing?!). Vanity > public health. Vanity > social good. Vanity > health of his MAGA know nothing base.

That’s a damning indictment of Trumpworld in a nutshell. It’s all about him.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:52:57am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:53:55am

re: #185 Punish Domestic Terrorists

“The Green New Deal will destroy the American energy industry as we know it.”

Automobiles destroyed the carriage industry as we knew it

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lawhawk  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:54:47am

re: #182 darthstar

Is he building a shelf for all of his awards?

Also, I prefer to call it Home Despot.

Repo Depot. Home Despot on occasion. I prefer shopping at Lowes because their layout and selection is generally better, but need HD when buying paint since Behr is superior to other brands, including Valspar.

I used to have a True Value in walking distance, but that closed up years ago, so I’m left to choose between HD and Lowes, which are about the same distance away round trip.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:55:05am

re: #173 lawhawk

That’s not how it works… .

If “diminish the power of your blue state” is an issue, it also diminishes the power of red states. (And it’s “Democratic congressmen and women.” Y’all have been doing this since the 1890’s with the party name; I’m starting to believe it’s intentional. /s)

Moreover, Democrats in all states prefer that American citizens have the right to vote and representation in their government. The last time I checked, residents of the District are Americans.

I still maintain we should go balls out and also admit Puerto Rico, the US Virgin Islands, American Samoa, Guam, &c all as states.

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lawhawk  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:56:24am
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Belafon  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:57:29am

re: #188 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

That’s not how it works… .

If “diminish the power of your blue state” is an issue, it also diminishes the power of red states. (And it’s “Democratic congressmen and women.” Y’all have been doing this since the 1890’s with the party name; I’m starting to believe it’s intentional. /s)

Moreover, Democrats in all states prefer that American citizens have the right to vote and representation in their government. The last time I checked, residents of the District are Americans.

I still maintain we should go balls out and also admit Puerto Rico, the US Virgin Islands, American Samoa, Guam, &c all as states.

Unless Ghost is from Alaska, every state has voted to let another state in.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:57:46am

re: #186 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Automobiles destroyed the carriage industry as we knew it

Think of the buggywhip makers.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 6:59:18am

re: #189 lawhawk

They could have saved some trouble and dumped it in my manure pile for my garden. That would have saved me arranging with a rancher this year to bring a front-end loader to my house with cow poo.

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darthstar  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:01:08am

re: #183 Colère Tueur de Lapin

My name, too. And I am guessing that his DIY skill level is 0 and he is unable to level because he pathetic.

He’s going to put it on the floor, go back and buy two shelf brackets, put those on the floor next to it, go back and buy four screws, realize he needs eight, go back and buy four more screws, put those on the floor, then go back and buy a screwdriver, and then realize he needed a philips head…

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:02:32am

re: #191 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Think of the buggywhip makers.

Farriers and feedbag makers…

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:03:09am

re: #193 darthstar

He’s going to put it on the floor, go back and buy two shelf brackets, put those on the floor next to it, go back and buy four screws, realize he needs eight, go back and buy four more screws, put those on the floor, then go back and buy a screwdriver, and then realize he needed a philips head…

and then get a lesson on the reason for wall plugs

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Belafon  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:04:51am

At the virtual climate summit:

Brazil’s Jair Bolsonaro just left the ‘stage’ after making another pitch for Brazil to be paid for allowing the Amazon rain forests to exist. Calling for nations, companies, and individuals to provide “fair payment for the environmental services of our biomes to the planet.”

dailykos.com

I could almost buy the argument if he didn’t mean Bolsonaro should be paid.

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7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:06:59am

re: #193 darthstar

He’s going to put it on the floor, go back and buy two shelf brackets, put those on the floor next to it, go back and buy four screws, realize he needs eight, go back and buy four more screws, put those on the floor, then go back and buy a screwdriver, and then realize he needed a philips head…

I resemble that remark 😢

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Mike Lamb  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:07:41am

re: #159 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Sorry, Ms. Bitecofer, that’s not how this works.

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Sen. McConnell is very good at counting votes. He knew that he didn’t have the votes to stop Vanita Gupta’s nomination, as Vice-President Harris would break the tie. Sen. Cornyn had stalled as long as he could, and it was over.

So he allows Sen. Murkowski to vote with the Democrats (and denies Harris the opportunity to break the tie) to make Murkowski look like the “principled moderate.”

I can assure you McConnell doesn’t want any GOP breaking ranks on this and would prefer to pitch the “Biden’s picks are so extreme that he/she couldn’t get a single GOP vote.” Particularly when Cornyn had a hard on for this particular nominee because she made him look stupid for giving an overt racist the lawman of the year award.

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Belafon  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:08:02am

re: #193 darthstar

He’s going to put it on the floor, go back and buy two shelf brackets, put those on the floor next to it, go back and buy four screws, realize he needs eight, go back and buy four more screws, put those on the floor, then go back and buy a screwdriver, and then realize he needed a philips head…

That makes it sound like he knows what he’s doing. No project of mine, even when my dad the carpenter gets involved, has been completed with only one trip to the hardware store.

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:08:42am

re: #158 BlueSpotinAL

867-5309

Sounds like a number you got from a wall

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:10:25am

Republicans: The actual reason why we can’t have nice things.

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danarchy  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:10:28am

re: #180 Belafon

The US is reaching a point where states have a surplus of vaccines so for us at least it is a moot point.

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ericblair  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:19:19am

re: #197 Belafon

At the virtual climate summit:

dailykos.com

I could almost buy the argument if he didn’t mean Bolsonaro should be paid.

There’s an article in the Guardian today from other Brazilian politicians saying if you do this, naturally, the money is going to go right into Bolsonaro’s and his environment destroying buddies’ pockets. I don’t have a problem in principle with a guardianship system like this, but the governments who are going to demand it are the problems in the first place.

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nines09  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:20:27am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:20:38am

re: #202 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

Republicans: The actual reason why we can’t have nice things.

I’ll bet they all identify as Christians as well, and still think Trump won the election.

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Belafon  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:24:41am

re: #204 ericblair

There’s an article in the Guardian today from other Brazilian politicians saying if you do this, naturally, the money is going to go right into Bolsonaro’s and his environment destroying buddies’ pockets. I don’t have a problem in principle with a guardianship system like this, but the governments who are going to demand it are the problems in the first place.

The world should declare the Amazon a country separate from Brazil and set up local government. Then we can talk about payments. //

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:24:46am

(0:42)

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:27:06am

There is a weird thing going on in my family. My sons are “Team Miracle Whip” and “Team Hellman’s” and they are very passionate about it. They claim that when they were growing up, I fed them Miracle Whip and some of them grew to love it while others loved the Hellman’s that they ate at friends’ homes.

The thing is, I cannot remember ever buying Miracle Whip and neither can Zedushka, in fact he hates it! But according to my kids’ memories it was a thing at our house.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:31:37am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:34:56am

re: #209 The Pie Overlord!

When it comes to ketchup, there is only Heinz (Kraft or Del Monte will do in a pinch, but I would generally never purchase them)

But when it comes to mayo, I settle for generic brand or if I really want it fancy, will make my own.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:35:00am

re: #209 The Pie Overlord!

It was always Hellman’s (Best Foods in my neck of the woods) mayo at my parent’s house. They bought a small jar of Miracle Whip once in the mid-’70s…we didn’t like it one bit, so back to Best Foods ASAP.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:35:12am

Our own version of Dr. Wakefield, except for masks (and he made up his credentials). This “study” has been making the rounds in Wingnuttia.

The Stanford University School of Medicine in Palo Alto, California, Wednesday issued a statement disavowing a study being circulated online that claims face masks are “worthless” against COVID-19.

The report, “Facemasks in the COVID-19 era: A health hypothesis,” was published in November in the journal Medical Hypotheses. Its author, Baruch Vainshelboim, claims that “scientific evidence supporting facemasks’ efficacy is lacking” while “adverse physiological, psychological and health effects are established.”

Vainshelboim’s credentials are cited as “Cardiology Division, Veterans Affairs Palo Alto Health Care System/Stanford University, Palo Alto, CA, United States.”

But Stanford’s statement says that description is inaccurate and has asked for a correction.

Stanford says Vainshelboim had no affiliation with the school at the time of the study’s publication and his only affiliation was a one-year term as a visiting scholar “on matters unrelated to this paper.”

(more)

Stanford University Disavows Study Claiming Masks ‘Worthless’ Against COVID-19 (Voice of America)

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Belafon  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:36:13am

re: #208 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

(0:42)

There was a picture out of Elizabeth with her sisters. She’s about a head taller than them.

My mom hadn’t realized she was their sister.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:36:31am

re: #211 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

When it comes to ketchup, there is only Heinz (Kraft or Del Monte will do in a pinch, but I would generally never purchase them)

But when it comes to mayo, I settle for generic brand or if I really want it fancy, will make my own.

For me, it’s only this stuff…

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:36:36am

re: #209 The Pie Overlord!

There is a weird thing going on in my family. My sons are “Team Miracle Whip” and “Team Hellman’s” and they are very passionate about it. They claim that when they were growing up, I fed them Miracle Whip and some of them grew to love it while others loved the Hellman’s that they ate at friends’ homes.

The thing is, I cannot remember ever buying Miracle Whip and neither can Zedushka, in fact he hates it! But according to my kids’ memories it was a thing at our house.

Funny how memory works that way, isn’t it? I only know about the no mayo thing because of all the foods my mom made that tasted different when I moved out (deviled eggs, any kind of pasta or potato salad, etc.)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:37:32am

re: #213 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

More:

Vainshelboim identifies himself in his LinkedIn profile as a clinical exercise physiologist, with a doctorate from the University of Porto in Portugal.

The study has been circulating this week on right wing websites and media, including The Gateway Pundit and The California Globe, and has been shared on social media sites Facebook and Twitter by conservatives, including Ohio Republican U.S. Senate candidate Josh Mandel.

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plansbandc  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:38:27am

Best Foods in the fridge at my house when I was a kid. Miracle Whip at grandma’s house.

Dad love Miracle Whip, but mom wouldn’t buy it. :D (He was the only one in my family that liked it.)

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HRH Stanley Sea  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:39:43am

If you ever want to treat yourself, get Kewpie mayo.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:41:13am

re: #217 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

This is the lying Republican Senate candidate in Ohio promoting this bogus study.

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teleskiguy  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:46:19am
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Dave In Austin  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:47:44am
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🌹UOJB!  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:49:38am

re: #128 sagehen

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Video

Maybe I have an unrealistic view of the price of firearms, but… doesn’t that stack of “evidence” look to be salable for way more than the unpaid rent he’s getting evicted for?

…but his ding dong is sooooooooo tiny…

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:49:46am

My wife went to bed a couple hours ago. She is feeling awful now after her second shot yesterday, including muscle aches and a fever (100°F).

That said, she says she’s happy she got her sense of smell back after twenty-five years.

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danarchy  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:56:41am

re: #211 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

When it comes to ketchup, there is only Heinz (Kraft or Del Monte will do in a pinch, but I would generally never purchase them)

But when it comes to mayo, I settle for generic brand or if I really want it fancy, will make my own.

Weird thing, I was at the grocery store yesterday and all the Heinz ketchup was cleared off the shelves except for the little tiny bottles that wouldn’t even last through a small family BBQ. The other brands were there so I don’t think it is some kind of shortage,

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:58:21am

re: #225 danarchy

Weird thing, I was at the grocery store yesterday and all the Heinz ketchup was cleared off the shelves except for the little tiny bottles that wouldn’t even last through a small family BBQ. The other brands were there so I don’t think it is some kind of shortage,

Perhaps we should buy catsup and let it ferment, so we can use it as hand sanitizer (we still can’t buy that here, though we can get corn liquor in squirt bottles as a substitute).

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plansbandc  Apr 22, 2021 • 7:59:53am
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sagehen  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:05:57am

re: #202 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

Republicans: The actual reason why we can’t have nice things.

You know what’s going to get these people vaccinated?

Israel is likely to require proof of vaccination to enter the country. All those “Christian Zionists” who want to visit Nazareth and Bethlehem, who want to walk the Via Dolorosa… are going to need their shots.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:07:24am

Thread, eight tweets.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:08:36am

Tales of corruption, California edition.

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:12:43am

re: #224 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

My wife went to bed a couple hours ago. She is feeling awful now after her second shot yesterday, including muscle aches and a fever (100°F).

That said, she says she’s happy she got her sense of smell back after twenty-five years.

There were those long haulers who found that the vaccine apparently helped eliminate their symptoms — maybe that’s what is happening here?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:14:38am

I don’t know where Frank Luntz gets the wingnuts for his focus groups, but people in the Nebraska Panhandle are doing everything they can to get the Moderna vaccine.

Probably Wyoming, since they have the lowest uptake in the nation by state (and it’s not because they don’t have vaccines; the Natrona County public health director says they have no more room to store them and no one wants them; she says she wishes she could send them to Michigan but the state won’t allow it).

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:15:53am

re: #231 Hecuba’s daughter

There were those long haulers who found that the vaccine apparently helped eliminate their symptoms — maybe that’s what is happening here?

Could be, but she lost her sense of smell over a brain injury due to a car accident. It could also be coincidental.

At any rate, when she feels better she’s going to report that effect to VAERS.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:16:34am

re: #233 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Could be, but she lost her sense of smell over a brain injury due to a car accident. It could also be coincidental.

At any rate, when she feels better she’s going to report that effect to VAERS.

Yeah, this is super interesting to me. That’s amazing.

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Dangerman  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:18:03am

i want to follow up on this from yesterday

William is not wrong.

my ideas are not to everyones taste.
And my proposal is a bit hyperbolic and sarcastic. just a bit.
of course it’s all a thought exercise that will never go anywhere because, like with police, Rs will never admit personal responsibility or ‘a mistake’ ever.

who said last night w/r/t anti-vaxxers “we have to stop coddling stupidity’?

guns, the lethality of every single weapon, has to be taken more seriously.
the potentiality of lethality has to be taken more seriously.
ALL OF THE TIME.
not sometimes
not unless X happens
not ‘these circumstances are different’.
you control your weapon all the time or you’ve proven you’re not responsible enough to have 2A rights.

as to harm:
if someone points a weapon and doesn’t shoot, no one is harmed.
if someone points a weapon, shoots and misses, no one is harmed.
imo the potentiality is exactly the same.

the only time to draw your weapon is if you intend to use it properly and legally.
if you don’t then you have demonstrated you cannot control your weapon (or yourself).

of course it has to rise to the level of a crime that the justice system can pursue. proof, evidence, etc.

so negligent discharging on your ranch maybe not.
wounding someone “by accident” on your ranch definitely.

we all know what wrong is; what it looks like.
sure, actually codifying it would be difficult

but we have to face the lethality, the preventable recklessness, and the mind set of gun as problem solver.

that’s why my penalties are draconian

to quickly cause everyone else to behave better and more carefully: read legally and responsibly like they should be doing anyway

yes - this is just a thought experiment.
it shows that if you give Rs *everything* - more than even they ever considered - it still wouldn’t matter.

they dont accept any responsibility at all for themselves or the nutters they protect.

the only way there will ever be substantive change is when there are enough D’s in
congress to do it themselves.

And heaven help us if they target the hardware then because the rest won’t change.

the careless kill people
the reckless kill people
the dangerous and unstable kill people

focus on them.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:19:32am

re: #234 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

Yeah, this is super interesting to me. That’s amazing.

She’s been like “I can smell the feedlots!” as if that’s a good thing. /s

She also said she’s never smelled me before, unlike her previous two husbands. Over the past couple weeks it’s been kind of weird when she comes up and sniffs me.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:20:56am

We lived in Israel in the early ‘70’s when it was still a “third world” country and we used their brands of mayo (tasted awful, worse than MiracleWhip, we mixed it with horseradish), ketchup (so sickening sweet you could pour it on ice cream) and peanut butter (just a bunch of ground up peanuts with oil on top). For beverages, there was “Tempo Cola,” and Gold Sun orange and grapefruit drinks.

When we moved back to the U.S. (after the 1973 war) we were delighted with Hellman’s, Heinz and Jif! Although Smucker’s came out with a brand of “all natural” peanut butter that tasted exactly like Egozi Israeli brand & cost twice as much as Jif.

Today Israel is a “first world” country so you can buy all those American brands and Coca-Cola and Pepsi. I kind of miss the Gold Sun beverages though.

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Belafon  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:21:14am

re: #236 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

She’s been like “I can smell the feedlots!” as if that’s a good thing. /s

She also said she’s never smelled me before, unlike her previous two husbands. Over the past couple weeks it’s been kind of weird when she comes up and sniffs me.

Maybe the mRNA vaccines are telling the body to repair itself.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:22:06am

Thread, nine tweets, and lots of comments.

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:23:06am

re: #168 jeffreyw

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Good morning!

Western good morning!

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Dangerman  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:31:01am

re: #224 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

My wife went to bed a couple hours ago. She is feeling awful now after her second shot yesterday, including muscle aches and a fever (100°F).

That said, she says she’s happy she got her sense of smell back after twenty-five years.

did she tell you to take a shower yet?

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lawhawk  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:33:43am
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lawhawk  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:40:42am

re: #242 lawhawk

This is a cruel decision that rolls back progress made over past two decades.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:43:11am
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William Lewis  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:45:30am

re: #242 lawhawk

Yet another reason that we need to 1) pack the court and 2) impeach Kavanaugh.

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sagehen  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:48:53am

re: #245 William Lewis

Yet another reason that we need to 1) pack the court and 2) impeach Kavanaugh.

Or we could pull a Pelican Brief on Thomas and Alito.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:49:02am
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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:50:22am

re: #245 William Lewis

Yet another reason that we need to 1) pack the court and 2) impeach Kavanaugh.

What about the other 5 justices who supported this decision? Certainly the red flags about Kavanaugh’s finances may lead to the discovery of criminal conduct that would remove him from the bench.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:50:24am

We are getting a snow dump-ex right now.

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Belafon  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:51:28am

re: #246 sagehen

Or we could pull a Pelican Brief on Thomas and Alito.

In the end, that didn’t end up helping the people who had the justices killed. The replacements didn’t help.

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Belafon  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:52:30am

re: #245 William Lewis

Yet another reason that we need to 1) pack the court and 2) impeach Kavanaugh.

Democrats should also just change the law.

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William Lewis  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:53:09am

re: #248 Hecuba’s daughter

What about the other 5 justices who supported this decision? Certainly the red flags about Kavanaugh’s finances may lead to the discovery of criminal conduct that would remove him from the bench.

He’s the only one easy to get rid of with the mess that is his finances. Might lead elsewhere if he decides he wants to stay out of prison though.

But the biggest thing is going to 13 justices for 13 appellate districts.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:57:16am

The Czechs stared down the Russians - and the Russians blinked.

Foreign Minister Jakub Kulhánek (CSSD) announced that Russia had agreed to the parity of personnel representation at embassies.

Both countries should have seven diplomats and 25 other employees, Foreign Minister Jakub Kulhánek (ČSSD) announced in the early evening on Czech Television.

For the time being, the number of staff at consulates should not be reduced. “If Russia does not reduce the numbers at our consulates (in Russia), we do not plan any steps towards reductions at their consulates here in the Czech Republic,” the minister added.

Original, in Czech: novinky.cz

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:57:23am

re: #243 lawhawk

This is a cruel decision that rolls back progress made over past two decades.

Thank the morons who didn’t vote for Hilary Clinton because reasons.

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lawhawk  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:57:56am

re: #252 William Lewis

He’s the only one easy to get rid of with the mess that is his finances. Might lead elsewhere if he decides he wants to stay out of prison though.

But the biggest thing is going to 13 justices for 13 appellate districts.

I’d suggest expanding the number of circuits - breaking up the 9th among others, and then explicitly matching the number of circuits to the number of seats on the SCT, just as it had been done until the 20th century when it got delinked.

Considering that the 9th is the bogeyman for the GOP, highlight that as how this works.

More judges would also reduce the reliance on the shadow docket that is allowing this Court to rewrite law without as much scrutiny as it should get.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:58:33am

re: #243 lawhawk

This is a cruel decision that rolls back progress made over past two decades.

According to that article, that Supreme Court decision returns the USA to the only country which permits juvenile life-without-parole sentences.

The 2016 election with all the folks saying “how dare you shame us for making this about the courts” and not voting for Hillary Clinton is going to bite our country in the ass for a long time to come.

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lawhawk  Apr 22, 2021 • 8:59:26am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:00:45am

Tornado siren going off in the middle of a snowstorm (it’s a test).

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:02:32am

re: #215 Dr Lizardo

For me, it’s only this stuff…

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no. not. ever.

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lawhawk  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:03:11am
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retired cynic  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:04:21am

re: #165 lawhawk

Bulkshit Ben is at home depot getting a solitary piece of poplar wood, and then he *bagged* the 1x8x24. He’s doing it because… boycotting of Home Depot by some folks is a thing?

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titties

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:05:34am

re: #225 danarchy

Weird thing, I was at the grocery store yesterday and all the Heinz ketchup was cleared off the shelves except for the little tiny bottles that wouldn’t even last through a small family BBQ. The other brands were there so I don’t think it is some kind of shortage,

Our store was completely out of kidney beans. I still have a can of black beans in the cupboard, so it will be black bean chili this weekend

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lawhawk  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:06:01am

GOPers will thwart any action in the Senate b/c of the filibuster.

GOPers again make it clear that they deny Americans their right to be represented.

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🌹UOJB!  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:08:05am

As for today’s decision from the corrupted court—Not surprised at all because this is what happens when you pack the court with six assholes.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:09:57am

🤔 Can he figure it out?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:10:04am

re: #260 lawhawk

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:12:37am

re: #263 lawhawk

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:14:47am

re: #265 The Pie Overlord!

Florida small business owners are all telling me the same thing, they can’t find people to fill available jobs

You can come up with all kinds of reasons & wave around all the Ivy League studies you want,but what does common sense tell you is the reason?

government aid checks are making them lazy and dependent?

legalized marijuana is making them indolent and undermotivated?

moral relativism has destroyed their work ethic and sense of duty to society?

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🌹UOJB!  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:16:16am

re: #265 The Pie Overlord!

🤔 Can he figure it out?

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We know how DeSADIST would figure it out.

Toss more people in prison and contract them out.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:16:45am

re: #265 The Pie Overlord!

🤔 Can he figure it out?

a) Pandemic
b) Crap wages

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:17:18am
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lawhawk  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:18:14am

re: #270 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

a) Pandemic
b) Crap wages

(c) immigration slowdown - if you can’t find seasonal workers, it’s because they can’t get into the US to do those kinds of jobs - backend restaurant jobs, agricultural workers, etc.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:19:30am
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Belafon  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:21:57am

re: #265 The Pie Overlord!

🤔 Can he figure it out?

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Medieval Rubio: Europe is opening up after the plague, but too many people don’t want to go back to living in squalor.

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🌹UOJB!  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:26:41am

Once again I see the Pre$$titutes siding with those poor oppressed QAnon Asshole Republicans.

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Teukka  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:27:06am

re: #271 Backwoods_Sleuth

Why do I see students cramming into a phone booth?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:28:13am

I’m going to wander off to bed. It looks cold out there with all that snow coming down.

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retired cynic  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:29:33am

re: #194 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Farriers and feedbag makers…

Farriers work hard for their money, but a lot are still needed and make a good living.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:31:52am

re: #274 Belafon

Medieval Rubio: Europe is opening up after the plague, but too many people don’t want to go back to living in squalor.

As horrible as it may sound, life actually improved - well, for the survivors at least. Wiping out ~50% of the population meant wages went up. On the other hand, in the quarter century after the pandemic burned through England, many laborers, artisans, and craftsmen did suffer a reduction in real incomes owing to rampant inflation in the immediate aftermath, though their position ultimately improved.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:32:03am

re: #136 Teukka

:Jaw Drop:

Also, h/t to reddit.com

This comment on that Reddit thread! 🤣😂🤣😂

I think they mean “Do anything you can to save the children. Except if it is even remotely possible that it will prove even an inconsequential inconvenience to us doing whatever the fuck we want to do. Or if it is suggested by anyone whose political leanings are anywhere to the left of ours. Or anyone we disagree with. But just think of the children!”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:37:08am
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sagehen  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:37:35am

re: #278 retired cynic

Farriers work hard for their money, but a lot are still needed and make a good living.

Former Rhode Island senator Linc Chaffee is a farrier.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:40:29am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:44:21am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:45:43am
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:46:33am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:51:43am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:53:00am

One year ago today:

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:55:27am

re: #278 retired cynic

Farriers work hard for their money, but a lot are still needed and make a good living.

but no longer on every corner like a tire store…

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 22, 2021 • 9:57:34am

re: #105 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

The GOP wants a genocide.

At this point, it looks like evolution by natural selection is going to drive the reduction of conservatives (though they will take some liberals with them). Since so many conservatives don’t “believe in” natural selection, they will find out the hard way.

And there will be massive crying about discrimination when they start having issues traveling without evidence of being vaccinated or a recent negative Covid test.

(I am booking travel for next month and the airlines, agencies, etc. have have warnings and/or disclaimers about wearing masks the entire time while traveling and that there might be restrictions without said proof of not being infected or having been vaccinated already.)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:05:08am
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lawhawk  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:06:22am

re: #288 Eclectic Cyborg

500,000+ Americans dead later… fuck Trump and all those who enabled that treasonweasel.

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nines09  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:06:55am

“Dollar Store silver bowl.”
OOOF!

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:07:15am

re: #222 Dave In Austin

So we sent a lander and little drone copter to another planet to film Nevada?
///

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Jay C  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:09:32am

re: #294 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

So we sent a lander and little drone copter to another planet to film Nevada?
///

Progress!

It’s usually the other way around….. //

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:10:58am

Now it’s being reported that Putin’s willing to sit down and talk to Ukrainian President Zelensky.

With the Russians blinking earlier regarding the diplomatic tussle vis-a-vis Czech Republic, I can’t help but wonder if the oligarchs around Putin had a little chat with him, something along the lines of, “The Americans aren’t fucking around anymore, they’ve had it with your little games and this new President Biden, he’s not your #1 fanboy like the previous guy was, so it’s in everyone’s interests to chill out before it gets to the point of no return.”

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:11:24am

re: #294 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

So we sent a lander and little drone copter to another planet to film Nevada?
///

The nice thing about the images being from another planet is that the area isn’t swarmed with social media influencers taking selfies with the probe.

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Nojay UK  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:13:58am

re: #278 retired cynic

Farriers work hard for their money, but a lot are still needed and make a good living.

My father’s cousin was a heavy-horse farrier and blacksmith. He made more money gambling than shoeing cart-horses in the long run.

He worked in a forge outside the city during the days when horse-drawn carting was still a thing. The carters needing running repairs done on the road would leave him to fix their carts or (re-)shoe their horses while they retired to the pub. When they got back to the forge he’d bet them double-or-nothing on the bill. The bet was to pick up a hundred-weight anvil and throw it over a six-foot wall, not something anyone no matter how strong should attempt when drunk. Did I mention that my father’s cousin was a lifelong teetotaller?

He used his winnings to give up his hard life as a farrier and bought a hill-farm as he thought it would be easier…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:14:55am
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Charles Johnson  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:16:30am
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nines09  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:19:15am
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Barefoot Grin  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:20:55am

re: #301 nines09

Splinters

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:22:12am
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Dr Lizardo  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:27:39am

Just saw on the news that Les McKeown, vocalist for the Bay City Rollers, has died at the age of 65. According to his family, he “died suddenly on Tuesday at home”.

Bay City Rollers | Saturday Night

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:28:34am

This might become a problem, but to the military, it’s Somebody Else’s Problem:

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jaunte  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:28:54am

Protecting the prison industry income stream.

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Dangerman  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:30:46am
Senior Senate Republicans offered a $568 billion counter to President Joe Biden’s $2.25 trillion jobs package Thursday, one that’s focused on more traditional infrastructure like roads and bridges and doesn’t have the corporate tax hikes that Democrats are seeking,” Bloomberg reports.

How you know its not serious: only 5 R sponsors.
Not enough for 60_votes

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:32:10am

re: #307 Dangerman

How you know its not serious: only 5 R sponsors.
Not enough for 60_votes

So how are Republicans proposing to pay for their bill, if they’re not taxing corporations? Taking money away from COVID relief, is it? That pretty perfectly sums up the 2021 GOP: “We don’t give a shit about people or pandemics, but bah gawd, don’t you dare lay a hand on our corporate sponsors!”

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:39:37am

re: #305 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

This might become a problem, but to the military, it’s Somebody Else’s Problem:

That helicopter isn’t even on that thin pad, so why can’t others land on the grass as well. How did it not destroy that pad when landing rather than taking off. It looks really flimsy.

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William Lewis  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:42:12am

re: #305 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

This might become a problem, but to the military, it’s Somebody Else’s Problem:

I did a fair number of helicopter and even C-130 movements considering I was just a leg infantry scout in the Guard. But I give thanks I never was on one of those monstrosities.

I swear it is a running battle between the Striker, the V-22 and the F-35 to see which is the more worthless POS foisted upon the military.

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cat-tikvah  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:45:29am

re: #281 Backwoods_Sleuth

Must have been watching this:

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:50:18am

re: #294 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

So we sent a lander and little drone copter to another planet to film Nevada?
///

I kept looking for Marvin to pop up from behind one of the hills waiting for the kaboom.

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sagehen  Apr 22, 2021 • 10:52:53am

re: #300 Charles Johnson

yes, of course 14 pages.

And it will take her 88 minutes to get through it.

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Florida Panhandler  Apr 22, 2021 • 12:49:39pm

re: #291 Backwoods_Sleuth

Fuck everything else. This is the Tweet of the Year.


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