The Bob Cesca Podcast: Sex Blimps and Meat Thieves

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Sex Blimps — [Explicit Content] The Joni Ernst ‘Sex Blimps’ photo is a joke; We recap Joe Biden’s joint session address from last; Biden declares an end to trickle down; Biden says white supremacy is terrorism; Tim Scott’s weird Republican response; The CBS snap poll; COVID in India, Colombia, and Brazil; Joe Rogan tells his audience that young people don’t need vaccinations; The long term side effects of COVID; The FBI raided Rudy Giuliani’s home and office; The NY Post was caught publishing a fake story; With Jody Hamilton and TRex David Ferguson; And music by Megan McDuffee and Freekbass; and more!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 29, 2021 • 4:39:42pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 29, 2021 • 4:40:36pm
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PhillyPretzel  Apr 29, 2021 • 4:41:12pm

Now that is a beautiful picture. A real President making an address to Congress.

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Dave In Austin  Apr 29, 2021 • 4:48:04pm
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PhillyPretzel  Apr 29, 2021 • 4:49:28pm

re: #4 Dave In Austin

Yes and I am running to get the brain bleach.

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Amory Blaine  Apr 29, 2021 • 4:52:03pm

“Oh the humanity” has a new meaning now.

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 29, 2021 • 4:53:26pm

Yes, I would want to send my kids to a school run by people who pose for a photo like this.

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A Three Hour Tour  Apr 29, 2021 • 4:54:27pm

re: #5 PhillyPretzel

Yes and I am running to get the brain bleach.

John Carradine voice singing to the tune of “Night Train to Mundo Fine” from Coleman Francis’s RED ZONE CUBA:

“Sex-Blimp to Mar-a-Laaaaaago …”

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Amory Blaine  Apr 29, 2021 • 4:56:01pm

re: #7 Barefoot Grin

So classy!

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Amory Blaine  Apr 29, 2021 • 4:56:58pm

The craps table felt on the wall is *chefs kiss.

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piratedan  Apr 29, 2021 • 4:57:36pm

re: #8 A Three Hour Tour

Red Zone Cuba was a pretty decent MST3k episode IIRC… (and good luck to their latest kickstarter trying to simply do the show themselves outside of any network)

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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2021 • 4:57:56pm

re: #2 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Rogan definitely is a fucking moron, and this won’t be the last time he proves it.

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A Three Hour Tour  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:00:02pm

re: #11 piratedan

Red Zone Cuba was a pretty decent MST3k episode IIRC… (and good luck to their latest kickstarter trying to simply do the show themselves outside of any network)

“Mary Tyler Moore’s a commie?”
” Commies are cute, Mike. “

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:01:32pm

re: #12 Charles Johnson

We all knew he’s A moron once he had the Rage Furby on his show.

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:06:01pm

Well the rain finally arrived in Philly and it is pouring. I carried my *&^% umbrella all dang day and now is when it comes down.

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:09:30pm

If there’s a future in offering baked opinions, sign me up! Oh wait, I do that here.

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EPR-radar  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:09:55pm

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Rogan definitely is a fucking moron, and this won’t be the last time he proves it.

At least he’s apparently a persuadable moron.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:16:54pm

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Rogan definitely is a fucking moron, and this won’t be the last time he proves it.

At least he owns it. I just wish being a scientist or a teacher was more rewarding than being an idiot with a big mouth.

I blame society.
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A Mom Anon  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:17:26pm

re: #17 EPR-radar

I wonder if someone at Spotify(I think that’s who hosts his stupid bro show) or his attorneys advised him to stfu because money. He’s a big draw for subscription dollars. Guys like him rarely if ever admit they’re wrong because manlymendoingmanlythingsinamanlyfashion. Not without a kick in the ass or a hit in the wallet.

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Secret ANTIFA Operative  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:17:53pm
In March of last year, California National Guard members awaited orders from Sacramento headquarters to make preparations for any civil unrest that might arise from the outbreak of the coronavirus.

The members expected directives to ready ground troops to help state and local authorities respond to disturbances triggered by resistance to stay-at-home rules or panic over empty store shelves.

But then came an unusual order: The air branch of the Guard was told to place an F-15C fighter jet on an alert status for a possible domestic mission, according to four Guard sources with direct knowledge of the matter.

Those sources said the order didn’t spell out the mission but, given the aircraft’s limitations, they understood it to mean the plane could be deployed to terrify and disperse protesters by flying low over them at window-rattling speeds, with its afterburners streaming columns of flames. Fighter jets have been used occasionally in that manner in combat zones in Iraq and Afghanistan, they said.

California Guard members feared fighter jet would be ordered to frighten protesters

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austin_blue  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:23:01pm

re: #5 PhillyPretzel

Yes and I am running to get the brain bleach.

Those girls look expensive.

The shoes! I mean the shoes!

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:24:32pm

We had a discussion on NFT’s a few days ago. This, I think, will resonate with some of our illustrious number.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:25:07pm

re: #21 austin_blue

Those girls look expensive.

The shoes! I mean the shoes!

Those are some serious fuck me shoes. I know. I used to love those kinds of shoes. But they have fuck me written all over them.

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A Mom Anon  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:25:41pm

re: #20 Secret ANTIFA Operative

So how is it ok to do something so dangerous and hazardous? Orders or not, couldn’t a pilot lose their flying credentials over that shit? Yeah I know, scary black people protesting, etc, forever. Someone high up is very scared of protests.

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austin_blue  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:25:51pm

re: #15 PhillyPretzel

Well the rain finally arrived in Philly and it is pouring. I carried my *&^% umbrella all dang day and now is when it comes down.

Bumbershoots are prophylactic.

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mmmirele  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:28:22pm

All right, as far as Josh Duggar being held on bail—he’s in the county jail on a hold from the feds awaiting a hearing before a federal magistrate tomorrow at 11 am. No bail in this case indicates nothing, because he’s being held for another agency (the feds). However, let us not forget that this guy (known in some fundie snarking circles as “Sex Pest”) sexually assaulted four of his sisters, was not punished, but was sent off to some fundie boot camp. Later, he lost his cush job at the Family Research Council because he had signed up for Ashley Madison. And lastly, Homeland Security raided his (now defunct) used car dealership in 2019 for some reason or another.

We’ll know more tomorrow. I mean, maybe it was some sort of Sex Pest crime, but I have to wonder if he was smuggling drugs in the cars he was bringing in to his car lot. It wouldn’t be the first time…

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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:28:35pm
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austin_blue  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:32:46pm

re: #24 A Mom Anon

So how is it ok to do something so dangerous and hazardous? Orders or not, couldn’t a pilot lose their flying credentials over that shit? Yeah I know, scary black people protesting, etc, forever. Someone high up is very scared of protests.

500’ feet minimum altitude above the highest structure within 1/4 of a mile, don’t go supersonic. You can be as loud as you want, but no Sonic BOOMS. That’s it.

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b.d. (Cry Louder Wingnuts!)  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:33:14pm

Hey! The NFL Draft is on!

Bill Burr - NFL Draft

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:34:28pm

re: #4 Dave In Austin

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What is it with these people and house-of-ill-repute decor? Sex workers should sue them for perpetuating hurtful stereotypes.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:35:31pm
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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:37:57pm

re: #23 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Those are some serious fuck me shoes. I know. I used to love those kinds of shoes. But they have fuck me written all over them.

The whole outfit and pose is basically them saying, “She’s open for business to the right bidder.” Wonder if he’s a Jerry Falwell Jr. and likes to watch.

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austin_blue  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:40:12pm

re: #30 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

What is it with these people and house-of-ill-repute decor? Sex workers should sue them for perpetuating hurtful stereotypes.

Folks like those bottom feeders and the Trumps are all about “Tacky as we want to be.”

Given how they deny their true beliefs, and play to the rubes, I’m tempted to say “Taqiyah as we want to be”, but that would be tacky.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:40:25pm

re: #24 A Mom Anon

So how is it ok to do something so dangerous and hazardous? Orders or not, couldn’t a pilot lose their flying credentials over that shit? Yeah I know, scary black people protesting, etc, forever. Someone high up is very scared of protests.

It’s like last fall, when the Guard used a copter to intimidate protesters.
They were VERY lucky someone on the ground didn’t call their bluff by shooting the bird or throwing a molotov at the rotor blades.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:41:16pm

Not altogether true but funny anyway.

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cat-tikvah  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:41:52pm

re: #18 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Ooooh I have that film on VHS!
Plate of shrimp…

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austin_blue  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:42:02pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

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She Who Must Be Obeyed says I’m seventeen, but damned handy around the house for an old fart.

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retired cynic  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:44:42pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

One of the great days in my life! Health care!

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Dave In Austin  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:45:23pm
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retired cynic  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:46:16pm

re: #35 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Not altogether true but funny anyway.

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:49:34pm

re: #40 retired cynic

You are making me hungry. ::: running to the freezer to get some ice cream :::

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:51:05pm

re: #39 Dave In Austin

When you casually patronize 18-year-old prostitutes, the only reason to be with a 17-year-old is the excitement of the danger. Matt is probably very excited now.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:53:05pm

re: #39 Dave In Austin

So Stone was asking Selling pardons. That’s illegal, right? Someone tell me he’s going to wind up in prison. Please.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:54:35pm

re: #43 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

So Stone was asking Selling pardons. That’s illegal, right? Someone tell me he’s going to wind up in prison. Please.

What’s really sad is I proofread that. 😳

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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:54:52pm
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retired cynic  Apr 29, 2021 • 5:57:40pm

re: #45 Charles Johnson

I use the good Blue Cross supplement, level F, I believe. It has been perfect, and I’ve worked it pretty hard.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 29, 2021 • 6:05:17pm

re: #29 b.d. (Stay Angry Wingnuts!)

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 29, 2021 • 6:07:17pm

re: #46 retired cynic

I use the good Blue Cross supplement, level F, I believe. It has been perfect, and I’ve worked it pretty hard.

Isn’t F grandfathered just for us oldies who already have it and it’s not available any longer?

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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2021 • 6:12:35pm
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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2021 • 6:13:01pm
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retired cynic  Apr 29, 2021 • 6:15:33pm

re: #48 Hecuba’s daughter

OMG, I don’t know!

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plansbandc  Apr 29, 2021 • 6:16:08pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

Just went through that with dude. Weird, isn’t it?

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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2021 • 6:26:58pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 29, 2021 • 6:38:23pm

re: #23 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Those are some serious fuck me shoes. I know. I used to love those kinds of shoes. But they have fuck me written all over them.

Is that what FUGLY really means? Those shoes are FUGLY!!

Now here are the shoes I am wearing to my granddaughter’s wedding.

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🌹UOJB!  Apr 29, 2021 • 6:39:20pm

Is Rudy going to star in the remake of…

The Incredible Melting Man (1977) - Trailer HD 1080p

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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2021 • 6:39:55pm
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Belafon  Apr 29, 2021 • 6:49:26pm
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Belafon  Apr 29, 2021 • 6:49:48pm
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Belafon  Apr 29, 2021 • 6:52:41pm

I don’t want to ruin #58, so I’m hiding this one:

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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2021 • 6:53:22pm
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Belafon  Apr 29, 2021 • 6:57:01pm

I also missed this yesterday:

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:01:02pm

OMG

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🌹UOJB!  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:03:37pm

FBI warned Giuliani, key Trump ally in Senate of Russian disinformation campaign targeting Biden

Which Rudy and Ron Johnsonwax ignored…

washingtonpost.com

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:05:33pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:06:54pm

This is just horrible. Prayers for the victims and their families.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:10:34pm

This evening the doses on hand in San Diego county are up to 317,159 yet to be administered. This is a rise over the amount I reported earlier.

All I can say is damn Joe Rogan. Sure, today he tried to walk back his stupid comments, but the damage is already done.

I’m seeing reports around the country of a fall off in vaccinations.

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Belafon  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:12:31pm
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Belafon  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:12:59pm
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Belafon  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:13:51pm
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danarchy  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:16:21pm

re: #66 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

This evening the doses on hand in San Diego county are up to 317,159 yet to be administered. This is a rise over the amount I reported earlier.

All I can say is damn Joe Rogan. Sure, today he tried to walk back his stupid comments, but the damage is already done.

I’m seeing reports around the country of a fall off in vaccinations.

I think you ascribe too much influence to Joe Rogan. The daily vaccination rate was already on the way down before he made his comments. We already knew vaccine hesitancy was becoming more and more of an issue as all the low hanging fruit was picked. If Joe Rogan had any impact I am guessing it was negligible.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:18:34pm

re: #70 danarchy

Rogan is this generation (people 20’s to 40s) big talk celebrity, filling the shoes once worn by Limbaugh and Art Bell.

Sure, he’s just one voice. But on the influencer-scale, he’s probably in the top 10 of influencers for the demo I list above.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:23:24pm

No surprises here:

Who wants to recall Gov. Newsom? Signatures point to Trump’s California

Voters in right-leaning counties were more likely to sign.

[…]

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retired cynic  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:24:49pm

Any 3-D printer folks here? (not me)

Download and 3D-Print 18,000 Artifacts from Art History through Scan the World
thisiscolossal.com

Scan the World might be one of the only institutions where visitors are encouraged to handle the most-valued sculptures and artifacts from art history. The open-source museum hosts an impressive archive of 18,000 digital scans—the eclectic collection spans artworks like the “Bust of Nefertiti,” the “Fourth Gate of Vaubam Fortress,” Rodin’s “The Thinker,” and Michaelangelo’s “David” in addition to other items like chimpanzee skulls—that are available for download and 3D printing in a matter of hours.

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William Lewis  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:26:09pm

re: #68 Belafon

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Entertaining watching them fight over leadership. Kind of like Goering vs Himmler to be the crown prince of fascism.

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Jason Munro  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:29:17pm

re: #22 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

NFTs are the latest attempt to find a problem, any problem that is not cryptocurrency, to solve with blockchain. Having worked with it on a similar don’t-need-blockchain type of project I imagine it will work out just as well.

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teleskiguy  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:31:37pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:39:24pm

Fresno County cuts back further on COVID vaccine orders as demand shrinks, variants rise

There is a county map of California in the story, with numbers of vaccinated.

However, the numbers for San Diego county don’t jive with the SD county own dashboard, so I’m not sure if the Fresno Bee data is accurate.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:43:35pm

Cases Continue to Mount from Church’s COVID-19 Outbreak

New COVID-19 cases connected to an outbreak at a Eureka church earlier this month are continuing to show up and health officials are looking at the possibility that a more contagious variant may be playing a role.

The outbreak traced back to the Eureka the Pentecostal Church congregation is driving a surge in local infections and hospitalizations at the same time other areas in the state are watching daily cases and test-positivity rates decline.

[…]

To date, he said, more than 40 COVID-19 cases are linked directly to the church and dozens of others have been secondarily infected by people who attended services and then interacted with them, whether at work or a social event or because they are related.

At least 10 people connected to the outbreak have been hospitalized and another 10 have been treated at emergency rooms.

[…]

Glossolalia does not seem to be so effective against COVID-19.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:44:12pm
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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:46:19pm

re: #77 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Fresno County cuts back further on COVID vaccine orders as demand shrinks, variants rise

There is a county map of California in the story, with numbers of vaccinated.

However, the numbers for San Diego county don’t jive with the SD county own dashboard, so I’m not sure if the Fresno Bee data is accurate.

Between the natural end of early adopters and the J&J side effects in the news not sure what to blame. How many will vaccinate by say July? In any case global demand is still huge.

How many of us buy into antivaxx “logic”?

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teleskiguy  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:49:09pm
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austin_blue  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:50:14pm

re: #62 The Pie Overlord!

OMG

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What the hell!

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austin_blue  Apr 29, 2021 • 7:55:29pm

re: #81 teleskiguy

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That’s nothing! A potting shed in Palo Alto goes for a cool half Mil.


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