Mind-Blowing New Video From UK Band Black Midi: “Slow”

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“Slow” from our album “Cavalcade” out 28/05/2021, Directed by Gustaf Holtenas
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Video Credits:
Director/main animator: Gustaf Holtenäs
Actress: Aila Esko
Additional 2D-animation: Joel Widerberg.
Additional 3D-animation: Ludvig Holtenäs and Martin Onassis.
Photo assistant: Kajsa Lorentzon

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1
Charles Johnson  May 1, 2021 • 7:35:29pm

This video is really… something.

2
Dave In Austin  May 1, 2021 • 7:37:41pm

Well Mad Hammers, That was fun.

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jaunte  May 1, 2021 • 7:50:25pm

“…In a Victorian terraced house in south London, black midi are getting ready to jam. Drummer Morgan Simpson hits record on his iPhone, and otherworldly noise floods the scrappy practice room. Nobody seems to start—by the time it’s begun, they are already going, tumbling into some ancient earthly current. Under the horror-movie shrieks of Matt Kwasniewski-Kelvin’s pedals, frontman Geordie Greep’s guitar blurts out syncopated squeals. Simpson slips a cymbal triplet between the first and second beats, as bassist Cameron Picton tunes into his bandmate’s movements. An old popcorn kernel trembles on the coffee table.

The band has won acclaim with riotous shows, but these are only part of the puzzle: More than blitzing force, what gets them going is improvisation. Both Greep and Simpson learned how to improvise in church bands—Greep in north London, Simpson in the quieter county of Hertfordshire, where his session-musician parents enlisted him as parish drummer when he was 5. During the jam session, there’s a clear confluence in the pair’s expertise: As Simpson leads the band to a climax, alternating between stretches of silence and unruly bursts of squall, Greep, in an orbit of his own, hunches intently over the guitar neck, scarcely looking up at all.

Once things die down, Picton unstraps his bass. “Guys, it’s been 40 minutes,” he says, hitting stop on the recording. The music drifts on, though, and nobody seems to have heard him.”
pitchfork.com

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jaunte  May 1, 2021 • 7:52:47pm
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🌹UOJB!  May 1, 2021 • 8:07:07pm

Right now hungry for some of the original Chex Mix my sister would make when I was a kid…

epicurious.com

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plansbandc  May 1, 2021 • 8:46:42pm

re: #5 🌹UOJB!

My mom makes something close to that. The recipe was in a fifties magazine. Main difference is pecans instead of peanuts.

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🌹UOJB!  May 1, 2021 • 8:53:16pm

re: #6 plansbandc

My mom makes something close to that. The recipe was in a fifties magazine. Main difference is pecans instead of peanuts.

My sister would use mixed nuts and do the 5 cups of Chex as 2 Wheat, 2 Rice, 1 Corn.

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Belafon  May 1, 2021 • 9:02:31pm

re: #4 jaunte

I agree with him but there aren’t enough Democrats in Lubbock to win anything.

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William Lewis  May 1, 2021 • 9:14:52pm

Chex mix was all three -1 wheat 2 rice 2 corn, pretzels and peanuts and - in the fall & winter after we had gathered dried and shucked the black walnuts from the trees at the farm we’d have home grown walnut in it.

The black walnut trees were a cool thing to me growing up. My great grandfather brought a couple of seedlings up from Iowa and was told it was too cold up here in Wisconsin. They’d be killed by the winters. But the main house was on a hill top facing south and those first walnut trees were planted along side the drive up to the house. with the protection of the hill and the warmth of south winds and sun they flourished and our wood is full of trees that the squirrels planted over the past 125 years or so.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 1, 2021 • 9:16:20pm

I have been mistaken a lot today. So my snarky comment downstairs about the Democratic members of the Postal Service Board of Governors was in error: the 2 incumbent Democratic members, both appointed by Trump and fans of DeJoy, are indeed legitimate Democrats.

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austin_blue  May 1, 2021 • 9:30:35pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

This video is really… something.

Pointless, masturbatory, and completely without any internal logic? Yup. Something.

Most of the time, amateurs make amateurish videos that look flash, but, quite frankly, suck ass.

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austin_blue  May 1, 2021 • 9:57:20pm

re: #11 austin_blue

Pointless, masturbatory, and completely without any internal logic? Yup. Something.

Most of the time, amateurs make amateurish videos that look flash, but, quite frankly, suck ass.

I mean, really, just tell me a story.

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austin_blue  May 1, 2021 • 10:13:10pm

And, ooh, it’s near the witching hour, CST. My chair will soon turn into vegetation.

I have sadz for Olympia Dukakis’s passing. She was great in Moonlight and Tales
From The City and a tremendous character actress.

Also, the passing of Paul Kellogg, the founder and backbone of the Glimmerglass Festival.

A dear friend of ours is the principal percussionist at the gig.

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austin_blue  May 1, 2021 • 10:15:26pm

Goddammit, I have, for the first time, actually killed a thread.

(pulls forelock)

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Targetpractice  May 1, 2021 • 10:16:10pm

I’m not dead yet.

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BigPapa  May 1, 2021 • 10:21:51pm

I ride at dawn.

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Dave In Austin  May 1, 2021 • 10:33:57pm
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Dave In Austin  May 1, 2021 • 10:34:59pm

re: #16 BigPapa

I ride at dawn.

#ModernaScum

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BigPapa  May 1, 2021 • 10:37:00pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  May 1, 2021 • 10:54:41pm

We went out tonight for a birthday party at a friend’s house. Everybody was vaccinated. We haven’t seen our friends for 16 months. It was nice to see them all. There was one couple who didn’t attend, Trump voters who refuse to get vaccinated. Sucks to be them.

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Dread Pirate Ron  May 1, 2021 • 11:00:44pm

Hell on earth season has started.

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BigPapa  May 1, 2021 • 11:09:54pm

Report from my sis in NSW: cases are so rare and typically travel related that there are no controls and nobody has to wear masks. Schools kids have to get COVID tests if they’re sick. If a case is caught outside of a hotel the contact tracing is so fast and aggressive that everybody in contact with a case is immediately quarantined, stores/locations where the case went are shut down for 3 days, and announcements on social media are made.

They are just approaching 1000 deaths for the entire pandemic. A country of 26m people.

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Belafon  May 1, 2021 • 11:10:44pm

From couple days ago, but Bernie is showing he’s still stuck in white-people mode:

From balloon-juice.com

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Hecuba's daughter  May 1, 2021 • 11:24:37pm

re: #23 Belafon

From couple days ago, but Bernie is showing he’s still stuck in white-people mode:

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From balloon-juice.com

How he doesn’t understand that many who are educated and relatively affluent are MAGAts and QAnon. Where does Bernie place theocrats who make up a large portion of the MAGAt base?

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Targetpractice  May 1, 2021 • 11:34:14pm

re: #23 Belafon

From couple days ago, but Bernie is showing he’s still stuck in white-people mode:

[Embedded content]

From balloon-juice.com

“Income equality” is always gonna be an easier sell to white brogressives than “racial equality” or “gender equality.” To sell them simple “solutions” that don’t force them to confront and address problems like white fragility and toxic masculinity. That way they can pat themselves on the back, convinced that by demanding things like higher wages and “free” healthcare, they will be combating all society’s ills and thus are morally superior for it.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 1, 2021 • 11:39:20pm

re: #25 Targetpractice

“Income equality” is always gonna be an easier sell to white brogressives than “racial equality” or “gender equality.” To sell them simple “solutions” that don’t force them to confront and address problems like white fragility and toxic masculinity. That way they can pat themselves on the back, convinced that by demanding things like higher wages and “free” healthcare, they will be combating all society’s ills and thus are morally superior for it.

Too bad that MAGAts don’t want racial equality, gender equality, or any kind of income support; they don’t want to face America’s true record on race; they want children to be taught the myth and not the reality and they want white supremacy, which they deny exists, to reign supreme. It is Tucker Carlson who guides them. And the world of alternative facts that they find pleasing.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 2, 2021 • 12:44:50am

So the Post, the Times, and NBC retracted stories about Giuliani being notified about being a target of a Russian influence operation. Sigh.

I am feeling really down about this. In one sense what’s happening politically in the U.S. reminds me of Scalia’s death in 2016. I recall being ecstatic then that Obama would get to appoint a justice, that for the first time in almost 45 years SCOTUS would be run by justices appointed by Democrats and the future was looking brighter. As we all know, this hope was dashed by McConnell. I keep fearing that, unless the For the People Act is passed, the Biden election will turn out to be a temporary bright spot to be replaced by a Republican resurgence that will immerse us into a bleak future for decades to come.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 2, 2021 • 1:01:55am

So my long standing soap box against (alleged) “science fiction” and time travel has been begging for me to stand upon it yet again… and I’ve got two rants early this morning:

The first is The Tomorrow War, the Chris Pratt movie that has been picked up by Amazon to be released 2 July. The teaser trailer just came out a few days ago, and Amazon is really pushing it (via IMDB and elsewhere.)

Apparently there is a debate among the fandom industry as to why the producers decided to sell it to Amazon instead of releasing it to theaters (as originally intended.) Some blame the pandemic (which did delay it), others blame Pratt’s social image (he goes to a large and famous evangelical church and that made some twitter blowback over LGBTQ issues), etc. Other commentators say the producers moved it to Amazon simply because there is not enough buzz.

My suspicion is that it is simply not that good and the producers know it will flop at the theaters so they took the largest amount of money up front.

My more directed criticism, as a wanna-be art critic, is that The Tomorrow War is just another war-lust movie for war-addicted Americans. Americans love to believe that they are the saviors (intentional word choice) of the world, and the method of salvation is warfare.

Anyway, the premise of the story is that aliens (it’s always aliens) attack Earth in 2051, so human time travelers come to 2021 from 2051 to recruit help in fighting the war.

Time travel in the service of glorifying war.

The problem with the premise, as others have pointed out, is if people in 2051 can time travel (back and apparently forward), why recruit soldiers from 2021 to just take them back to 2051 to die, when you could come back to 2021 (or any date) and simply warn the Earth to start preparing?

Well, if that was done then one wouldn’t have ammo-sexual scenes with Chris Pratt shooting off his gun.

The trailer did not attract me to want to watch the show when it comes out. I’m also betting that it will get mixed reviews at best.

My other gut reaction is that this is yet another time-travelers-come-back-to-save-the-future show. We’ve had so many of these now the past few years, mostly on failed TV series.

There is always a problem with time-travel stories. The writers almost to a person can’t seem to handle paradoxes and time loops etc. I’ve seen very few shows which have made serious attempts at tackling these problems.

And this brings up The Orville.

As a show I watched season 1, it was ok but not really my thing. The incel trekkies who lamented ST:D because of its “wokeness” gravitated to The Orville, which I thought ironic given The Orville is more proactively progressive than even ST:D.

Regardless of all of that, since season 1 left me a bit unmoved I didn’t watch season 2, until Hulu recently gave me another freebie month (they send me an offer-I-can’t-refuse about once a year). Having just finished watching the last two episodes of season 2, my time-travel soap box begged for my standing upon it.

Short discussion: The Orville ends season 2 by resolving a time-travel problem they created… but the writers didn’t work through the logic. What they ended up doing (though this is not part of the show but my extrapolation of their events) is putting the cast of The Orville into an infinite loop, though I am sure that when season 3 finally comes around all that will be ignored.

The fundamental problem at which all of these kinds of stories fail: writers don’t want the past to be the past. This was a particularly bad problem in Timeless , but the Orville suffers from it too.

When the writers pull a character from the past and put them with the character in the present, the past is already done. That is, simply the event of pulling a person from the past sets up consequences that have already happened. Now, this is the basis of the Orville season 2 story, wherein changing the past creates a different present. The writer’s problem in the Orville though is that they send the character back into their past again (from which they were pulled), and wipe her memory so she will stick to her original actions (and not the altered actions which are problematic.)

The plot hole here is that the writers don’t address what caused the problem to begin with: the pulling of the character from the past. So the event of pulling her from the past will re-occur, which means the whole story (problematic changes in the course of history) happens again. And then they will send her back again… and then the event of pulling her forward will happen again… and again… and again.

This is the problem of loops in time travel. If one doesn’t want to change the present, and that present includes pulling someone from the past (and this pulling changes the present), then leaving the present alone means the person will be pulled from the past… and so on.

These kind of problems are why time travel should be forbidden for stories. Any writer who wants to write a time travel story has to be especially well disciplined. And most writers (for scripts or short stories) don’t have such discipline.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 1:16:21am

re: #28 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

These kind of problems are why time travel should be forbidden for stories. Any writer who wants to write a time travel story has to be especially well disciplined. And most writers (for scripts or short stories) don’t have such discipline.

I am growing less and less interested in checking out Orville.

ST Discovery is a bit “woke” but I simply put that down to marketing and not necessarily to social activists spreading any sort of agenda.

And we forget how progressive the original ST was in its day, showing men and women of different races and cultures all working together as equals for the common good.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 1:21:52am

re: #27 Hecuba’s daughter

I keep fearing that, unless the For the People Act is passed, the Biden election will turn out to be a temporary bright spot to be replaced by a Republican resurgence that will immerse us into a bleak future for decades to come.

Yes, we cannot forget that

a) Trump still got more votes in 2020 than in 2016 and
b) despite a record Democratic voter turnout, the election was still a very close-run thing and the outcome of the electoral process was not 100% certain until the very end.

We are not out of the woods yet.

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Grunthos the Flatulent  May 2, 2021 • 1:33:41am

re: #22 BigPapa

Open travel (no quarantine or isolation requirements) between Australia and New Zealand has resumed.

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Targetpractice  May 2, 2021 • 2:04:45am

re: #28 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

There’s ways to avoid a temporal paradox in stories like The Tomorrow War, but you have to be willing to spend more than a short burst of exposition on them. Such as limiting “recruitment” to those persons who history recorded as MIA/KIA. You avoid the biggest issue with the timeline, which is the removal of person(s) whose absence will upset the course of events.

As for The Orville and its season finale, the problem I have with it is the same problem I have with any on-going series whose premise does not revolve around exploring an alternate history: There’s going to eventually be a mashing of the Almighty “Reset Button” and a reversion to the status quo. Since showing a universe where everything is good and wonderful for the characters would lead the viewer to wonder why they’d want to change things back to “normal,” the result is always a “dark” timeline where the drive is to “fix what went wrong” before the end of the episode(s).

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 2, 2021 • 2:05:15am

Your overnight flight movie is Ride In The Whirlwind, an early Jack Nicholson movie (1966) in which he not only co-stars but wrote and produced:

Ride in the Whirlwind | JACK NICHOLSON | Cowboys | Free Western Movie | English

Ok as a stereotypical western, with one big bonus: no time-travel.

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Dr Lizardo  May 2, 2021 • 2:06:20am

JFC, this is like something straight-up out of apocalyptic horror film:

On the Spot: Delhi’s cremation ground (with subtitles)

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 2, 2021 • 2:14:11am

re: #34 Dr Lizardo

Deaths peak after infection rate peaks, so the worst for India is going to be the next few weeks.

All the attention now focused on India will have a positive effect, but for many will be too late.

There are so many lessons to be learned from this pandemic, but from the US (Trump) to Brazil (Bolsonaro) to Mexico to now India (especially Modi) the one thing that stands out is that negligent or malicious leaders directly hurt their population.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 2:15:27am

re: #35 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Deaths peak after infection rate peaks, so the worst for India is going to be the next few weeks.

and remember, the statistics are only the tip of the iceberg in a place where so many illnesses and deaths go unreported.

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Dave In Austin  May 2, 2021 • 2:20:31am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 2:25:33am

re: #37 Dave In Austin

Message is clear; in a nutshell, “don’t mess up the advancements former President Trump made with North Korea”

Message is clear; Trump is still hoping to leave some sort of “legacy” from his Presidency beyond the Space Force, scandal and insurrection.

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Dread Pirate Ron  May 2, 2021 • 2:25:51am

I have my wife’s permission to start looking at buying a fat tire electric bike. I’m going up to Grass Valley to check out a rather boring looking hard-tail bike with impressive specs. I’m pretty much limited to a bike in the $2500 range, with about $1000 in add-ons and taxes, and I really would like that to include a second battery (~$500).

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Dread Pirate Ron  May 2, 2021 • 2:28:09am

re: #38 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Message is clear; in a nutshell, “don’t mess up the advancements former President Trump made with North Korea”

Message is clear; Trump is still hoping to leave some sort of “legacy” from his Presidency beyond the Space Force, scandal and insurrection.

How can you discount his legacy of failure? No other president has failed so bad, ever.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 2:32:21am

re: #40 Dread Pirate Ron

How can you discount his legacy of failure? No other president has failed so bad, ever.

a positive legacy

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Dread Pirate Ron  May 2, 2021 • 2:47:33am

re: #39 Dread Pirate Ron

I just figured out what this bike remind me of, WWII Army motorcycles.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 2:49:02am

re: #42 Dread Pirate Ron

I just figured out what this bike remind me of, WWII Army motorcycles.

was about to say, Nazi motorcyclists from Indiana Jones

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 2:49:20am

re: #34 Dr Lizardo

JFC, this is like something straight-up out of apocalyptic horror film:

I’ve seen print articles about the situation there.

I can’t play this video (requires a YouTube account and I don’t have one). That said, I don’t think I need to see it.

One of the regular non-commentators over at Wonkette had an employee go over to India due to a death in the family; now she’s trapped there because of Modi’s Apocalypse. His company has failed to secure passage for her to return to California.

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Dr Lizardo  May 2, 2021 • 3:04:18am

re: #44 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I’ve seen print articles about the situation there.

I can’t play this video (requires a YouTube account and I don’t have one). That said, I don’t think I need to see it.

One of the regular non-commentators over at Wonkette had an employee go over to India due to a death in the family; now she’s trapped there because of Modi’s Apocalypse. His company has failed to secure passage for her to return to California.

Modi - and the people around him - have really fucked this up and it’s almost certainly going to have global repercussions. I’m sure the actual death toll in India is undoubtedly much higher than the official numbers reflect. Similar to Russia, which recorded 400,000 excess deaths from last April to March of this year - and I’d wager that a great big chunk of those excess deaths was COVID-19.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 3:18:55am

US man detained after private jet lands in Sicily with guns and drugs (BBC)

Florida Man goes international. He’s in jail and the jet is impounded while the police investigate. He had three firearms, ammunition, and a kilogramme of maryjane.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 3:20:49am

re: #45 Dr Lizardo

Modi - and the people around him - have really fucked this up and it’s almost certainly going to have global repercussions. I’m sure the actual death toll in India is undoubtedly much higher than the official numbers reflect. Similar to Russia, which recorded 400,000 excess deaths from last April to March of this year - and I’d wager that a great big chunk of those excess deaths was COVID-19.

It seems that around the world conservative governments are doing poorly with this, whether national governments like Brazil, India, and until Trump was ousted the USA, or regional governments like Ontario, Florida, or Michigan.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 3:26:30am
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Dr Lizardo  May 2, 2021 • 3:36:24am

re: #47 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Yeah, it’s definitely noticeable. I was about to point out that the current Czech government is populist center-left, but then I realized that actually, they’d be considered socially conservative. The most socially conservative party here is the far-left Communist Party (KSČM), followed by the Party of Direct Democracy (SPD) which is far-right.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 3:58:33am

Pedro Sánchez is Spain’s Socialist Party prime minister. He has dropped out to run in Madrid’s regional election.

The Popular Party (conservatives) have run Madrid for twenty-six years, but are unable to form a government. Rumour says they will join with the far-right Vox party to form a government.

The campaign has included death threats including mailing rifle cartridges to left-of-centre candidates. Vox refuses to condemn the action, and its leader call those claims lies.

Isabel Díaz Ayuso is the leader of the Popular Party in Madrid, and the regional president. She claims the left parties are divided enough she can form a minority government without Vox.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 4:08:18am

Reminder, Justin Amash is still a race-baiting idiot.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 4:13:30am

She is running for city council.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 4:19:50am

re: #37 Dave In Austin

Sean Hannity and Greg Jarrett are both lying. South Korean President Moon criticised Donald Trump over his visit. Trump released a statement criticising President Moon.

All conservatives lie.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 4:33:05am

Fauci Recommends Lockdown for India (Voice of America)

India set a record Saturday, for the first time surpassing 400,000 confirmed cases of COVID-19, the disease caused by the coronavirus.

The new infections count for the previous 24-hour period was a record 401,993 cases, according to India’s health ministry. Public health officials believe the actual count may be at least five times higher.

“This virus has shown us that if left to its own devices, it will explode in society,” top U.S. infectious disease expert Anthony Fauci said in an interview with Indian Express newspaper. “If you don’t respect its ability to cause serious damage, you are going to get into trouble.”

Fauci recommended a lockdown for India.

“Literally, lock down so that you wind up having less spread. No one likes to lock down the country. … But if you do it just for a few weeks, you could have a significant impact on the dynamics of the outbreak.”

Overall, India has 19,164,969 coronavirus infections and 211,853 deaths, the Johns Hopkins Coronavirus Resource Center said Saturday. The U.S. has the most cases in the world, with more than 32 million, according to Johns Hopkins. There are more than 151 million global infections.

In New Delhi, 12 patients died Saturday when their hospital ran out of oxygen for 80 minutes.

(more)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 4:39:38am

Africa’s CDC is concerned about the outbreak in India, both from vaccine export controls imposed by Narenda Modi, and the greater difficulty of distributing vaccines in many of Africa’s countries.

One unexpected donor to the WHO COVAX scheme is the Democratic Republic of Congo. They are returning 1.3 million doses so they can be distributed in other countries, as the DRC is unable to distribute them.

Africa has roughly the same population as India.

voanews.com

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 4:42:09am

From April 30, I missed this dragging.

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Dangerman  May 2, 2021 • 5:02:46am

re: #28 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

So my long standing soap box against (alleged) “science fiction” and time travel has been begging for me to stand upon it yet again… and I’ve got two rants early this morning:

These kind of problems are why time travel should be forbidden for stories. Any writer who wants to write a time travel story has to be especially well disciplined. And most writers (for scripts or short stories) don’t have such discipline.

ianasfttl (i am not a science fiction time travel lawyer) or expert in the genre.
i’ve always seen two major problems with the concept

often the person/people traveling though time presumably still age as if they werent traveling - based on where and when they came from originally.

in some stories like 11/22/63 the time travel does have physical effects.

my little brain cant wrap itself around the concept of time being a representation of a sequence of events becoming something different depending on whose perspective is looking at it.

as a god-like outside observer as it’s occurring, or looking back from the ubiquitous deathbed scene as these stories are sometimes told, your life timeline is always linear. experiences happened in sequence to you, even as you bounced around the timeline of everyone else. your body had an inherent age limit and it progresses regardless of where and when you are (presumably - i mean unless you want to change that rule too).

second, it seems to be always one person or group bouncing around a single timeline that contain everyone else with neat entry and exit points of time/space/place. even if one is chasing another through time - ie traveling separately but arriving at the same point and place in time, using the same portal or gate or closet door or whatever. a sort of ‘everything else is exactly the same except this one thing’ makes it neat and simple as a concept to explain.

if you started adding multiple travelers from multiple sources/places/gates and chronologies, imo the concept would become untenable. and that’s before exploring the multiplicity of effects each one wants to do to the past to change or correct the outcome in the future they’re after.

i guess if you go into the every one of us has “infinite time lines multiplied by infinite time line travelers so given infinity to the infinity power nothing is impossible” it could work.

it makes my head hurt.

like you though, i’m more than willing to suspend disbelief and still like a story that is more or less reasonably, inherently explainable

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 5:15:54am

He mentored decades of Army Rangers. At 94, he’ll receive the Medal of Honor. Stars & Stripes

WASHINGTON — Shivering in freezing temperatures, about 50 U.S. soldiers braced for the worst. Hundreds of Chinese soldiers were about to launch a series of bloody attacks on the hill the Americans had just taken under fire, and no reinforcements were within a mile.

The clash that then-1st Lt. Ralph Puckett and his soldiers experienced that night on “Hill 205” came at the outset of the Battle of the Chongchon River, a pivotal moment in which senior U.S. commanders were surprised by China’s full-scale entry into the Korean War.

Thousands of U.S. soldiers died in following days as they withdrew hundreds of miles back into South Korea in what the Army now describes as the longest retreat in U.S. military history.

(more)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 5:30:29am

CNN’s Jim Acosta Calls Fox News ‘The Bulls**t Factory’ (Forbes)

CNN anchor Jim Acosta on Saturday described Fox News as a “bulls**t factory” in a segment on “another mind-boggling week in disinformation.” Acosta aired clips of Fox News hosts telling viewers that President Biden intended to force Americans to cut back on—or give up—eating meat. “Say goodbye to your burgers if you want to sign up for the Biden climate agenda,” said Fox News anchor John Roberts.

Noting that the story had been debunked—and that Fox News has issued a correction—Acosta said “that didn’t matter to some on the far-right, the same bad-faith actors who are always peddling the bogus red meat.”

Turning to another bogus story—that migrant children at the U.S.-Mexico border were being given copies of a children’s book written by Vice President Kamala Harris as part of their welcome kits—Acosta said even thought it was baseless “the damage was done, pumped out over the airwaves by the bulls**t factory, Fox News.”

“Remember, lies—big lies—can have terrible consequences,” Acosta said. “They travel at the speed of light and spread so much darkness.”

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Dangerman  May 2, 2021 • 5:30:58am
“The lies these days are moving at the speed of light while spreading so much darkness. Take, for example, the uproar over this New York Post story that claimed that copies of a children’s book written by Vice President Kamala Harris were being given to migrant kids in their welcome kits. That tale from the border didn’t just border on B.S., this was USDA, grade A bullshit. And the reporter who wrote this story resigned, claiming she was forced to make it up, but the damage was done, pumped out over the airwaves at the bullshit factory known as Fox News.”

— Jim Acosta, on CNN.

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Dangerman  May 2, 2021 • 5:34:12am
Sen. Mitt Romney was lustily booed and called a traitor by the more than 2,100 Republican delegates for the party’s state convention, the Salt Lake Tribune reports.

The cacophony of disapproval only ended after outgoing party chair Derek Brown scolded delegates to “show respect” for Romney.

Romney replied: “You can boo all you like. I’ve been a Republican all of my life. My dad was the governor of Michigan and I was the Republican nominee for president in 2012.”

the party romney is talking about is gone.
the current Rs have left romney and his type behind

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 5:34:14am

Thread, three tweets.

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Dangerman  May 2, 2021 • 5:37:20am

re: #61 Dangerman

Romney replied: “You can boo all you like. I’ve been a Republican all of my life. My dad was the governor of Michigan and I was the Republican nominee for president in 2012.”

the party romney is talking about is gone.
the current Rs have left romney and his type behind

to add

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Dangerman  May 2, 2021 • 5:38:30am

re: #59 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

re: #60 Dangerman

29 seconds.
well done!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 5:51:23am

The stock market is not meant for little people, part seven thousand.

(thread, ten tweets, how giant Wall Street traders leverage information inequity to ensure little traders like those on Robinhood or retirement nest eggs lose money)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 5:54:42am

Areal photograph of Memorial Stadium in Lincoln, showing the covidiots who showed up for a scrimmage of the college Huskers football team.

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jeffreyw  May 2, 2021 • 5:54:47am

Good morning!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 6:01:43am

(with video, 0:54)

NEW YORK (WCBS) - A Sikh immigrant from India who was hit in the head with a hammer while on his way to work believes the suspect may have targeted him because of his skin color and religious attire. New York community leaders are calling on police to investigate the attack as a hate crime.

Surveillance video taken Monday shows 32-year-old Sumit Ahluwalia enter the lobby of the Brooklyn hotel where he works after being confronted by an unknown man outside. The man then appears to hit Ahluwalia in the head with a hammer before running away.

“He pulled out the hammer from his bucket and bang on my head with such intensity,” Ahluwalia said.

The victim says right before the attack, the suspect told him he didn’t like him because of the color of his skin and also spit in his face three times.

(more)

Sikh man struck in head with hammer on way to work in NYC (NBC Scottsbluff)

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A Mom Anon  May 2, 2021 • 6:09:17am

re: #68 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

My cousin that lives in Atlanta is married to an awesome man who is also Sikh. I worry about their family all the time. He’s such a genuinely nice dude, a great dad and really smart. With all the shootings on the highways here, it’s scary as hell.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 6:12:32am

(1:55)

Florida Man

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 6:17:44am

At my son’s former high school (Robert E. Lee in Jacksonville, Fla.), where they are going through hearings regarding a name change, many alumni have been coming out in support of retaining the traitor general’s name for the school.

In this 0:26 video clip, a man defends the name by citing slavery in the Bible and noting Jesus never came out against that.

“Jesus himself never condemned slavery”

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A Mom Anon  May 2, 2021 • 6:22:49am

re: #71 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Yeah, Jesus was all about the enslavement, rape and beatings slaves endured. Not to mention lynchings and torture. I’m sure all that nonsense about caring for your fellow humans and loving thy neighbor was just cover for adoring slavery.

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Dangerman  May 2, 2021 • 6:24:01am

Nononoonnononononnononono……..

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The Pie Overlord!  May 2, 2021 • 6:24:24am

Good Morning Lizardia!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 6:26:48am

re: #72 A Mom Anon

Yeah, Jesus was all about the enslavement, rape and beatings slaves endured. Not to mention lynchings and torture. I’m sure all that nonsense about caring for your fellow humans and loving thy neighbor was just cover for adoring slavery.

Every Confederate state used the Bible in its justifications of slavery when seceding from the Union.

Dragging the Bible into a civic meeting about a school name shouldn’t really happen, but the man is correct. Jesus did tell slaves to obey their masters, rather than say “slavery is bad, yo. Quit it.”

The idea that the racism and bigotry of modern evangelicals is somehow, well, modern, is ahistorical. The Bible was used by all of Europe’s empires to justify slavery.

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Dangerman  May 2, 2021 • 6:27:36am

re: #71 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

At my son’s former high school (Robert E. Lee in Jacksonville, Fla.), where they are going through hearings regarding a name change, many alumni have been coming out in support of retaining the traitor general’s name for the school.

In this 0:26 video clip, a man defends the name by citing slavery in the Bible and noting Jesus never came out against that.

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To be fair, his time was cut short.
He didnt have a chance to address everything directly.

Otoh love thy neighbor as thyself does pretty well cover it

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 6:30:06am

re: #76 Dangerman

To be fair, his time was cut short.
He didnt have a chance to address everything directly.

Otoh love thy neighbor as thyself does pretty well cover it

Thy neighbour holds slaves too. Slaves were property, not neighbours.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 6:32:09am

re: #76 Dangerman

Otoh love thy neighbor as thyself does pretty well cover it

I see nothing in American or Christian values that is at all consistent with the form of slavery that was practiced in the American South.

Robert E. Lee was clearly pro-slavery.

I admire him as a general and a gentleman, but do not find it proper to honor his cause by using his name for a public school or any other facility. I could say the same thing about Erwin Rommel. Nobody would think of naming a school after him.

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Dangerman  May 2, 2021 • 6:33:34am
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PhillyPretzel  May 2, 2021 • 6:35:47am

re: #74 The Pie Overlord!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 6:36:58am

re: #78 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I see nothing in American or Christian values that is at all consistent with the form of slavery that was practiced in the American South.

Robert E. Lee was clearly pro-slavery.

I admire him as a general and a gentleman, but do not find it proper to honor his cause by using his name for a public school or any other facility. I could say the same thing about Erwin Rommel. Nobody would think of naming a school after him.

Slavery was quintessential values of the USA. It was enshrined in the Constitution.

The Old Testament contains rules on who you can enslave, for how long, when you can beat them, how to trick a man into becoming your slave forever, his children are also your property, &c. The New Testament does not cancel any of that; Jesus did not come to abolish the Law, but to fulfill it.

My son has been keeping me abreast of the developments in this, as the renaming question has inflamed many of the alumni, and most are dragging either heritage or religious arguments into the hearings on why the name of a traitor should remain on a public high school.

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Dangerman  May 2, 2021 • 6:37:01am

re: #77 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Thy neighbour holds slaves too. Slaves were property, not neighbours.

So jesus, son of god and all creation was cool with people and sub-people?
Say it aint so

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 6:40:15am

re: #81 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Slavery was quintessential values of the USA. It was enshrined in the Constitution.

I know that you are being rhetorical or paraphrasing some people’s thoughts/positions.

The point is that that slavery was but no longer is part of the USA and its values. And that is an ongoing aspect of the “woke/cancel/PC” discussion: just because something was accepted back then does not make it acceptable now.

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Belafon  May 2, 2021 • 6:41:31am

Sounds like a previous president here:

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Belafon  May 2, 2021 • 6:41:52am
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Belafon  May 2, 2021 • 6:43:00am
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Belafon  May 2, 2021 • 6:44:00am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 6:45:03am

re: #83 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I know that you are being rhetorical or paraphrasing some people’s thoughts/positions.

The point is that that slavery was but no longer is part of the USA and its values. And that is an ongoing aspect of the “woke/cancel/PC” discussion: just because something was accepted back then does not make it acceptable now.

I’m not being rhetorical, though I am paraphrasing some positions.

As for not acceptable now, there is a large portion of the country which never gave up on the idea of slavery not being acceptable. Sharecropping was just a legal way around the prohibition of slavery. Company stores worked the same way. In a sense, health insurance tied to employment is as well.

Moreover, versions of sharecropping are returning in the modern day to the USA.

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Dangerman  May 2, 2021 • 6:47:27am

re: #84 Belafon

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This is the equivalent of gwb’s status in the world pre and post trump

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 6:48:12am

re: #87 Belafon

The grammar is pretty bad in that post.

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The Pie Overlord!  May 2, 2021 • 6:50:17am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 2, 2021 • 6:54:24am

I’m going to head off to bed. It’s been real. Real what remains to be seen. /s

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A Mom Anon  May 2, 2021 • 6:54:41am

re: #91 The Pie Overlord!

When I got my shot on Friday (at one or the FEMA/National Guard sites which are all closing in a couple of weeks), there were only three cars in front of me. The first shot I ended up in line for over an hour. I really hope that people got their second shot at a local pharmacy, store or doctors office. This is Georgia though, so I am not hopeful. Sigh.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 6:55:11am

re: #88 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I’m not being rhetorical, though I am paraphrasing some positions.

As for not acceptable now, there is a large portion of the country which never gave up on the idea of slavery not being acceptable…

That is true but we fought a war to abolish it, amended the Constitution to outlaw it and passed a Civil Rights Act and a Voting Rights Act to rectify some of the negative aspects of its ongoing legacy.

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Belafon  May 2, 2021 • 6:57:38am

re: #77 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Thy neighbour holds slaves too. Slaves were property, not neighbours.

I’m always fascinated by how far you will take yourself in these discussions. It reminds me of a time when I argued with my parents over the police overreacting to black teens at a pool. My mom was so desperate to defend her position that the cops were correct in their reaction that she hypothesized that the kids could have thrown shivs around the area in advance that the police needed to worry about.

Yes, religion has been used to justify slavery. But I see atheists (I am one) justify racism and sexism because “science.” Of the atheists I know locally, most of them voted for Trump, and at least one of them thinks the virus is no big deal and he doesn’t need the vaccine. So it’s not the religion or lack thereof that’s the issue.

So it’s about time to stop attacking the religion, especially since many of those here observe it and other religions that had similar practices thousands of years ago. It’s more than ok to point out the flaws in some of the parts of them, just like it’s valid to criticize the older parts of our constitution that allowed slavery and prevented women from voting.

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JC1  May 2, 2021 • 6:59:33am

re: #40 Dread Pirate Ron

How can you discount his legacy of failure? No other president has failed so bad, ever.

As much as Trump was horrible, I will grant him that he was the first President in decades not to get us involved in a new war. I think that largely because of that, GWB was overall far worse than Trump.

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steve_davis  May 2, 2021 • 7:01:03am

re: #66 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Areal photograph of Memorial Stadium in Lincoln, showing the covidiots who showed up for a scrimmage of the college Huskers football team.

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I would be completely comfortable there. You are outside. It’s warm. Air is constantly circulating. I’d be masked because I’d be surrounded by screaming morons, but I’d be comfortable. I’d be a little nervous in the bathrooms, but again, I’d be masked up so not really worried.

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JC1  May 2, 2021 • 7:03:36am

re: #51 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Reminder, Justin Amash is still a race-baiting idiot.

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He’s not wrong though. I hate nicotine/cigarettes/cigars, and I think that they should be banned in public places and places of business. But you should be able to smoke at home if you want. People should be allowed to self destruct if they so chose.

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So Cal Greek Hippie  May 2, 2021 • 7:04:15am

Χριστός Ανέστη!
Christ is Risen!

Warm Easter greetings to all from Southern California

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Belafon  May 2, 2021 • 7:04:39am

re: #96 JC1

As much as Trump was horrible, I will grant him that he was the first President in decades not to get us involved in a new war. I think that largely because of that, GWB was overall far worse than Trump.

Where did something pop up that he could have gotten us involved in? He may not have gotten us involved, but he quadrupled our use of drones, authorized attacking targets no matter the civilian cost and hid the counts from the public, dropped the MOAB in Afghanistan for no reason, removed our support for the Kurds, and stopped training with South Korea.

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PhillyPretzel  May 2, 2021 • 7:04:48am

re: #99 So Cal Greek Hippie

And a very happy Easter to you too.

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Belafon  May 2, 2021 • 7:06:22am

re: #98 JC1

He’s not wrong though. I hate nicotine/cigarettes/cigars, and I think that they should be banned in public places and places of business. But you should be able to smoke at home if you want. People should be allowed to self destruct if they so chose.

As long as no one else has to pay for your lung cancer.

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So Cal Greek Hippie  May 2, 2021 • 7:12:12am

re: #101 PhillyPretzel

Thank you ❤️

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 2, 2021 • 7:12:52am

re: #74 The Pie Overlord!

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PhillyPretzel  May 2, 2021 • 7:14:35am

re: #104 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 2, 2021 • 7:14:42am

re: #74 The Pie Overlord!

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JC1  May 2, 2021 • 7:14:50am

re: #102 Belafon

As long as no one else has to pay for your lung cancer.

By that logic we should go back to the prohibition and ban alcohol, since alcohol is the drug responsible for more deaths than all other drugs combined, and since it gives cigarettes a run for the title of cancer causing champ. How well did those prohibition times work out?

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Jay C  May 2, 2021 • 7:16:53am

re: #101 PhillyPretzel

re: #99 So Cal Greek Hippie

And a very happy Easter to you too.

Sentiments I will second!

But a question: why is Greek Easter (this year, anyway) celebrated a full four weeks after “Western” Easter?
I know the Greek (and other Orthodox) Churches follow a different calendar for liturgical purposes, but an entire month’s difference seems odd.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 7:18:43am

re: #96 JC1

As much as Trump was horrible, I will grant him that he was the first President in decades not to get us involved in a new war. I think that largely because of that, GWB was overall far worse than Trump.

Although the main reason is that he knew it would too damn much work to be a wartime President.

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John Hughes  May 2, 2021 • 7:19:59am

re: #94 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

That is true but we fought a war to abolish it, amended the Constitution to [ almost ]outlaw it

“Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.”

My emphasis.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 7:21:00am

re: #108 Jay C

Sentiments I will second!

But a question: why is Greek Easter (this year, anyway) celebrated a full four weeks after “Western” Easter?
I know the Greek (and other Orthodox) Churches follow a different calendar for liturgical purposes, but an entire month’s difference seems odd.

I assume it has to do with the way it is calculated involving the Sunday following the first Full moon after the Spring Solstice. Non-Orthodox Easter came relatively early this year.

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JC1  May 2, 2021 • 7:21:46am

re: #100 Belafon

Where did something pop up that he could have gotten us involved in? He may not have gotten us involved, but he quadrupled our use of drones, authorized attacking targets no matter the civilian cost and hid the counts from the public, dropped the MOAB in Afghanistan for no reason, removed our support for the Kurds, and stopped training with South Korea.

He didn’t surge troops anywhere. He didn’t invade a country for a made up BS reason. He certainly could have stepped up the number of troops in Syria and tried to start shit with Iran. GWB’s Iraq adventure cost trillions of dollars, thousands of US and probably 1M+ Iraqi lives, made us less safe, distracted from the real terrorism fight in Afghanistan, etc. It’s hard to imagine a bigger/longer f*ck up. We took an unfriendly secular dictatorship and turned it into a theocracy aligned with regional adversaries.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 7:23:52am

re: #112 JC1

We took an unfriendly secular dictatorship and turned it into a theocracy aligned with regional adversaries.

We did that with Iraq and Libya. There was no Al-Qaida in Iraq until they moved in to take advantage of the power vacuum we created.

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JC1  May 2, 2021 • 7:24:06am

re: #109 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Although the main reason is that he knew it would too damn much work to be a wartime President.

Oh for sure. Trump liked the idea of being president, but not any of the actual work that goes into it. Reality TV at its best/worst. Still, give credit where credit is due.

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Belafon  May 2, 2021 • 7:27:43am

re: #107 JC1

By that logic we should go back to the prohibition and ban alcohol, since alcohol is the drug responsible for more deaths than all other drugs combined, and since it gives cigarettes a run for the title of cancer causing champ. How well did those prohibition times work out?

By my logic, it would by like the government banning 151 or the assault rifle.

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JC1  May 2, 2021 • 7:29:39am

re: #113 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

We did that with Iraq and Libya. There was no Al-Qaida in Iraq until they moved in to take advantage of the power vacuum we created.

Yep. IMHO, Obama’s biggest foreign policy blunder was regime change in Libya. HRC was the strongest supporter of that policy and took a glib victory lap when Gaddafi was executed by a mob. Biden was reportedly against getting involved but lost the argument. Gaddafi was a dick, but he was coming in from the cold. He gave up his WMDs and his security services were cooperating with the CIA in the war against terror.

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A Mom Anon  May 2, 2021 • 7:34:47am

re: #95 Belafon

You said it better than I did.

I’ve mentioned before that I am estranged from my family over religion and the politics that go with it. I was a dumb kid, 10th grade, when I got busted at school for selling drugs. That is STILL being held against me. I turned 61 today. That’s also when the hard push to make me a “real” Christian began. When I rebelled against that, because one of the boys in my stupid rapture ready Bible study tried to rape me and I fought him off, it was my fault, not his. No one believed me when I told them anyway. 18 months later I came home from school on a Friday and most of my stuff was thrown into the driveway because I hadn’t met all their mostly unspoken requirements . I was barely 17. I remained homeless for almost two years and somehow managed to graduate high school.

Over the years I tried and tried to connect and try to heal the rift. And every fucking time I got tossed aside for being offensive to their religion. By having books they didn’t like. Because I fucking curse too much. Because I wouldn’t subject my son to being forced to sit still and behave during services and Sunday school. For just not being Jesus-y enough. They have a grandson they barely know. They can’t tell you his birthday.The final straw was choosing to spend all their holidays with a cousin and her husband, because something. While ignoring us, no gifts, no nothing, even though we always sent or hand delivered something every year, up until two years ago and during prior estrangements, one lasting almost a decade. So yeah I am no fan of organized religion, it took dysfunction that was already there and made it a lot worse than it already was.

BUT, I also don’t feel like this shit is something every Christian is responsible for, nor do I feel like they’re supporting an awful and destructive belief system. Unless of course they condone the hateful mess that some people have made their religion into. The basic teachings of Jesus point to kindness, empathy, and working to make the world better. It was also written before the world had science, medicine and halfway decent education based on facts and established methods that work. So of course some of the old ways of thinking were in writing. That doesn’t erase that Jesus didn’t want money grubbing assholes running churches, didn’t want us killing each other for sport and all the other shit that hypocrites ignore. I believe that if you don’t operate from a place of kindness and empathy, you need to keep Jesus’ name out of your mouth.

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So Cal Greek Hippie  May 2, 2021 • 7:37:00am

re: #108 Jay C
First Sunday after the first Full Moon after Vernal Equinox
Formula variance involves completion of Passover vs Passover in progress.
Usually Orthodox Easter is 1 week later but sometimes a complete moon cycle passes like this time

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 7:38:08am

re: #119 So Cal Greek Hippie

First Sunday after the first Full Moon after Vernal Equinox
Formula variance involves completion of Passover vs Passover in progress.
Usually Orthodox Easter is 1 week later but sometimes a complete moon cycle passes like this time

Soo the Moon Referee ruled Incomplete Passover?

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nines09  May 2, 2021 • 7:39:39am

Good morning

I bet everything smells like Coca Cola now…

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So Cal Greek Hippie  May 2, 2021 • 7:39:45am

re: #120 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

All I know is I had a childhood of discounted Easter candy 😎

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 7:42:38am

re: #122 So Cal Greek Hippie

All I know is I had a childhood of discounted Easter candy 😎

I was in Moscow in January of 1993 and it was full of Christmas candy imported from Germany…

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mmmirele  May 2, 2021 • 7:43:10am

Seriously, I was incredibly creeped out.

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jeffreyw  May 2, 2021 • 7:44:42am

re: #114 JC1

Oh for sure. Trump liked the idea of being president, but not any of the actual work that goes into it. Reality TV at its best/worst. Still, give credit where credit is due.

I remember some reporting that when Trump asked a prospective VP take the job he told the prospect that he would run the country while Trump did all the ceremonial stuff. I’m wanting to say it was John Kasich.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 7:45:04am

re: #124 mmmirele

Seriously, I was incredibly creeped out.

I remember all those “Honk if you love Jesus” that were popular in the late 70’s. Somebody brought a lot of laughs by bringing out his “Hon if you’re Jesus” bumper stickers, which elicited the same response from the enthusiastically clueless…

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PhillyPretzel  May 2, 2021 • 7:45:10am

re: #121 nines09

That is an experiment that one should do in the kitchen sink.

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Jay C  May 2, 2021 • 7:46:13am

re: #120 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Soo the Moon Referee ruled Incomplete Passover?

That’s lunacy!

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JC1  May 2, 2021 • 7:46:59am

re: #116 Belafon

By my logic, it would by like the government banning 151 or the assault rifle.

Let’s also ban all fried food, since obesity kills. I’m just opposed in general to governments trying to legislate private behavior of adults in their homes.

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So Cal Greek Hippie  May 2, 2021 • 7:48:11am

re: #128 Jay C

Original Joke went over my head until just now.
That’s funny, and a testament to caffeinated life that it took a full cup of morning Java for me to get it

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Belafon  May 2, 2021 • 8:03:27am

re: #129 JC1

Let’s also ban all fried food, since obesity kills. I’m just opposed in general to governments trying to legislate private behavior of adults in their homes.

My company charges an extra $5000 per year on insurance for those who smoke. They pay for smoking cessation programs.

If if we’re up to me, short of banning, I would require that cigarettes taste like mud.

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jaunte  May 2, 2021 • 8:03:53am

A van with a plan : Holy Shift : Episode 7 : PowerDrift

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Dangerman  May 2, 2021 • 8:04:32am

re: #108 Jay C

Sentiments I will second!

But a question: why is Greek Easter (this year, anyway) celebrated a full four weeks after “Western” Easter?
I know the Greek (and other Orthodox) Churches follow a different calendar for liturgical purposes, but an entire month’s difference seems odd.

But a question: why is Western Easter (this year, anyway) celebrated a full four weeks before greek Easter?

Its all perspective

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Hecuba's daughter  May 2, 2021 • 8:04:59am

re: #57 Dangerman

ianasfttl (i am not a science fiction time travel lawyer) or expert in the genre.
i’ve always seen two major problems with the concept

……
as a god-like outside observer as it’s occurring, or looking back from the ubiquitous deathbed scene as these stories are sometimes told, your life timeline is always linear. experiences happened in sequence to you, even as you bounced around the timeline of everyone else. your body had an inherent age limit and it progresses regardless of where and when you are (presumably - i mean unless you want to change that rule too).

second, it seems to be always one person or group bouncing around a single timeline that contain everyone else with neat entry and exit points of time/space/place. even if one is chasing another through time - ie traveling separately but arriving at the same point and place in time, using the same portal or gate or closet door or whatever. a sort of ‘everything else is exactly the same except this one thing’ makes it neat and simple as a concept to explain.

if you started adding multiple travelers from multiple sources/places/gates and chronologies, imo the concept would become untenable. and that’s before exploring the multiplicity of effects each one wants to do to the past to change or correct the outcome in the future they’re after.

i guess if you go into the every one of us has “infinite time lines multiplied by infinite time line travelers so given infinity to the infinity power nothing is impossible” it could work.

it makes my head hurt.

like you though, i’m more than willing to suspend disbelief and still like a story that is more or less reasonably, inherently explainable

Molly Brown’s “Women on the Brink of a Cataclysm” may entertain you. Spoilers below:

The premise is that a character has invented a time machine and asks a friend to test it out; if you go forward, then everything continues in the same timeline. However, as is soon revealed, if you travel to the past even by a millisecond, you enter a different timeline and no apparent way to find your original timeline.

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Belafon  May 2, 2021 • 8:05:13am

re: #124 mmmirele

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Seriously, I was incredibly creeped out.

Sue him for trademark theft. //

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nines09  May 2, 2021 • 8:05:23am

re: #127 PhillyPretzel

That is an experiment that one should do in the kitchen sink.

Either a dare or an experiment that went horribly wrong?

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Belafon  May 2, 2021 • 8:09:16am

re: #132 jaunte

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Seems a little top heavy to me, but otherwise it looks like something from Dawn of the Dead, which was referenced in the Marshalls vs. The Machines.

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PhillyPretzel  May 2, 2021 • 8:10:17am

re: #136 nines09

What was that? A mothball?

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Belafon  May 2, 2021 • 8:14:38am

They did a segment on “cancel culture” on CBS Sunday Morning, and a poll showed that around 2/3 of Americans believe that they will be the target of it in some way.

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nines09  May 2, 2021 • 8:20:57am

re: #138 PhillyPretzel

Mento mint. In soda it’s a fountain. Try it. Faygo Fountain Of Foam.

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PhillyPretzel  May 2, 2021 • 8:22:03am

re: #140 nines09

Thanks. I will stick with my Altoids.

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nines09  May 2, 2021 • 8:26:07am

re: #124 mmmirele

Trump forever ruined thumbs up for me.

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PhillyPretzel  May 2, 2021 • 8:27:49am

re: #142 nines09

Same here. I have had several people give me the thumbs up and now I respond, “Please do not do that I find it offensive.”

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 8:28:22am

re: #139 Belafon

They did a segment on “cancel culture” on CBS Sunday Morning, and a poll showed that around 2/3 of Americans believe that they will be the target of it in some way.

2/3rds of Americans believe they will be called out for offensive or inappropriate statements?

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A Cranky One  May 2, 2021 • 8:29:12am

re: #142 nines09

Trump forever ruined thumbs up for me.

Good thing enough voters gave him a thumbs down.

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  May 2, 2021 • 8:33:01am

re: #65 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

The stock market is not meant for little people, part seven thousand.

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(thread, ten tweets, how giant Wall Street traders leverage information inequity to ensure little traders like those on Robinhood or retirement nest eggs lose money)

Except, of course, those of us who are doing well enough from our investments (there are several of us on this very site).

This thread about the Robinhood app, not about the great eebil wallstreet conspiracy to steal all your money.

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  May 2, 2021 • 8:37:05am

re: #67 jeffreyw

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Good morning!

Western good morning!

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A Mom Anon  May 2, 2021 • 8:37:50am

re: #146 A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!

I wish I understood all this better. We have zero retirement after the crash in 2008 and would like to invest in something to make money towards that, but I also can’t afford to lose a lot. I can run a household and handle those finances, but anything beyond that is over my head.

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William Lewis  May 2, 2021 • 8:44:01am

re: #75 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

No. Jesus did not. Someone writing in Paul’s name did about a century after Paul’s death.

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Belafon  May 2, 2021 • 8:44:07am

re: #144 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

2/3rds of Americans believe they will be called out for offensive or inappropriate statements?

We’re getting a lot of stories about people being fired for their behavior. The problem is going to be is that that is all people are going to have to judge the situation. They don’t see that 99% of all interactions every day result in people being nice to each other and nothing bad happens.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 8:47:08am

re: #150 Belafon

We’re getting a lot of stories about people being fired for their behavior. The problem is going to be is that that is all people are going to have to judge the situation. They don’t see that 99% of all interactions every day result in people being nice to each other and nothing bad happens.

The fact that the Internet has greatly blurred the distinction between the public and private sphere has also made things a lot trickier. There are lots of things I say in private to people who know me and understand my sometimes wry, dry and ironic sense of humor that I would simply not consider posting on social media.

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🌹UOJB!  May 2, 2021 • 8:48:01am

re: #139 Belafon

They did a segment on “cancel culture” on CBS Sunday Morning, and a poll showed that around 2/3 of Americans believe that they will be the target of it in some way.

Justifies why I stopped watching any “news” from the Conservative Bull Shit Network.

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jaunte  May 2, 2021 • 8:48:06am

They’re not going to stop lying.

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jaunte  May 2, 2021 • 8:48:48am
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Belafon  May 2, 2021 • 8:50:12am

re: #154 jaunte

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“Actually, Senator, is seems like you were going to do the exact opposite of move on.”

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🌹UOJB!  May 2, 2021 • 8:51:15am

re: #153 jaunte

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They’re not going to stop lying.

And our Corporate Controlled Conservative Press will continue to let the QAnon Party lie any lie they desire.

Why?

Because the CCCP is a key component in the Republican 24/7 Bullshit Brainwashing Machine!

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  May 2, 2021 • 8:51:26am

re: #81 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Slavery was quintessential values of the USA. It was enshrined in the Constitution.

Bullshit. The only mention of slavery in the Constitution as ratified is the ban on importing humans after Jan. 1808.

(They also made the compromise of allowing slave states to partially count their slaves to bulk up their population).

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  May 2, 2021 • 8:55:21am

re: #87 Belafon

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I wonder if any of these worried people considered getting vaccinated.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 8:56:22am

re: #152 🌹UOJB!

Justifies why I stopped watching any “news” from the Conservative Bull Shit Network.

A rather intellectual conservative friend of our published a study on attitudes toward Political Correctness. I even read through it and they offered no objective definition of “political correctness” beyond whatever that particular interviewer found to be “politically correct”.

The title page showed a group of Antifa protesters in case anybody had any question about who they were appealing to.

Same goes for “woke” or “Cancel Culture”.

Nobody wants to admit that Confederate monuments themselves represent Cancel Culture: trying to cancel slavery, sedition and armed uprising.

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  May 2, 2021 • 8:58:40am

re: #100 Belafon

Where did something pop up that he could have gotten us involved in? He may not have gotten us involved, but he quadrupled our use of drones, authorized attacking targets no matter the civilian cost and hid the counts from the public, dropped the MOAB in Afghanistan for no reason, removed our support for the Kurds, and stopped training with South Korea.

Also too, what new war did Obama involve us in?

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  May 2, 2021 • 9:00:57am

re: #102 Belafon

As long as no one else has to pay for your lung cancer.

That is a slippery slope. Most of us have a few unhealthy habits — should our claims not be allowed because we did something that might be blamed in part for our illness?

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🌹UOJB!  May 2, 2021 • 9:03:34am

Oh today is National Lemonade Day, founded by a Texas (Where else?) Libertarian to teach children about the “glory of the Free Market”…

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 9:05:29am

re: #161 A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!

That is a slippery slope. Most of us have a few unhealthy habits — should our claims not be allowed because we did something that might be blamed in part for our illness?

That’s what “sin taxes” are supposed to help cover.

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  May 2, 2021 • 9:07:08am

re: #124 mmmirele

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Seriously, I was incredibly creeped out.

Attack of the Giant Pool Noodles. With smileys.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 9:07:29am

re: #162 🌹UOJB!

Oh today is National Lemonade Day, founded by a Texas (Where else?) Libertarian to teach children about the “glory of the Free Market”…

A Surprisingly Disgusting History of Lemonade Stands

Kids’ lemonade stands have long been a symbol of adolescent capitalism. And though contracting a paralyzing viral infection seems a heavy price to pay for patronizing one, as it turns out, these refreshment pop-ups have a long and sordid history. For many, they’ve been a downright dirty business.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 2, 2021 • 9:10:12am

Grey’s Anatomy tackles covid deniers:

Grey’s Anatomy - Covid Denier scene

(Not really a) Spoiler Alert: Dude dies at the end of the episode after checking himself out of the hospital.

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🌹UOJB!  May 2, 2021 • 9:15:32am

re: #166 Eclectic Cyborg

Grey’s Anatomy tackles covid deniers:

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Video

(Not really a) Spoiler Alert: Dude dies at the end of the episode after checking himself out of the hospital.

Concludes with a happy ending when the asshole wins a Darwin Award!

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  May 2, 2021 • 9:15:41am

re: #148 A Mom Anon

I wish I understood all this better. We have zero retirement after the crash in 2008 and would like to invest in something to make money towards that, but I also can’t afford to lose a lot. I can run a household and handle those finances, but anything beyond that is over my head.

People recommend index funds for those who don’t know much about investing and don’t want to. There are also squeaky-clean bond funds (funds that invest in squeaky-clean bonds) that are pretty safe — as the stock market is not, at least in the short run. It’s overall record is positive, but you can get caught by a downturn at the wrong moment.

ETA: Oh, and happy birthday!

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wrenchwench  May 2, 2021 • 9:18:08am

re: #118 A Mom Anon

Happy birthday!

Today? That was a big comment…

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jeffreyw  May 2, 2021 • 9:27:15am

gonna be gumbo

Gonna be dinner.

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A Mom Anon  May 2, 2021 • 9:30:27am

re: #169 wrenchwench

Yes, thanks. I am officially an old lady now, lol.

Lots of people have been damaged by toxic religion. I just think it’s a bad point to judge people over. It’s more about what you do than what you believe. I don’t care if you worship coconuts or chocolate cake, as long as you’re a good hearted human. If religion helps that, good deal.

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wrenchwench  May 2, 2021 • 9:35:44am

re: #171 A Mom Anon

Yes, thanks. I am officially an old lady now, lol.

Lots of people have been damaged by toxic religion. I just think it’s a bad point to judge people over. It’s more about what you do than what you believe. I don’t care if you worship coconuts or chocolate cake, as long as you’re a good hearted human. If religion helps that, good deal.

The ‘kids’ I work with at the Starbucks kiosk have officially deemed me a ‘cute little old lady’. It is my first experience with ‘cute’.

Chocolate does it for me. Recently, the purveyors of ‘chai’ have been making inroads.

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PhillyPretzel  May 2, 2021 • 9:42:16am

re: #172 wrenchwench

As someone who has been called cute all my life I am not happy to hear it. As someone who is approaching 60 I tell people I am “offended” by it. I accept it but I am not happy about it.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 2, 2021 • 9:42:26am

re: #171 A Mom Anon

Missed that today was your birthday. So Happy Birthday.

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A Cranky One  May 2, 2021 • 9:42:34am

re: #171 A Mom Anon

Yes, thanks. I am officially an old lady now, lol.

Lots of people have been damaged by toxic religion. I just think it’s a bad point to judge people over. It’s more about what you do than what you believe. I don’t care if you worship coconuts or chocolate cake, as long as you’re a good hearted human. If religion helps that, good deal.

Happy Birthday!

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wrenchwench  May 2, 2021 • 9:47:31am

re: #173 PhillyPretzel

As someone who has been called cute all my life I am not happy to hear it. As someone who is approaching 60 I tell people I am “offended” by it. I accept it but I am not happy about it.

There is a diminutional —oops, not a owrd—there is something smallifying about being called ‘cute’. I am not very big, so I take no offense, but every once in a while, I say something ‘big’.

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A Mom Anon  May 2, 2021 • 9:47:32am

re: #175 A Cranky One

Lol. If I’m gonna get old, there have to be perks, that’s not too much to ask, lol.

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🌹UOJB!  May 2, 2021 • 9:47:39am

He will say anything that the Party demands.

Tim Scott is just another apparatchik in the Communist Republican Party

Tim Scott says he realized the ‘beauty’ of cops after being pulled over 18 times for ‘driving while Black’

Tim Scott praises ‘beauty’ of cops after being pulled over 18 times for ‘driving while Black’

Tim won’t tell us how many times Lindsay Graham was pulled over for “driving while white”…

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wrenchwench  May 2, 2021 • 9:48:10am

re: #174 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Missed that today was your birthday. So Happy Birthday.

She kinda buried it in there.

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Ace Rothstein  May 2, 2021 • 9:48:24am

Mitt Romney getting called a “communist.” Funniest god damned thing I’ve heard in quite a while.

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mmmirele  May 2, 2021 • 9:51:47am

I am having entirely too much fun.

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Belafon  May 2, 2021 • 9:52:34am
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wrenchwench  May 2, 2021 • 9:53:47am

re: #181 mmmirele

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I am having entirely too much fun.

Good trouble is almost always fun.

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Belafon  May 2, 2021 • 9:54:54am

re: #178 🌹UOJB!

I’m sure you saw this, but it’s worth reposting:

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🌹UOJB!  May 2, 2021 • 9:55:46am

re: #184 Belafon

I’m sure you saw this, but it’s worth reposting:

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Sure did see it and SERIOUS props to that lady for hitting the bulls-eye on Asshole Tim.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 2, 2021 • 9:55:54am

re: #179 wrenchwench

She kinda buried it in there.

I blame it on not enough coffee.

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A Cranky One  May 2, 2021 • 9:57:06am

It’s funny, but I stopped paying attention to my birthdays a long while ago. So don’t think about my age much.

However, sometimes it just slaps you in the face. For instance, it was traumatic when my youngest kid hit 30; realizing all my kids were in their 30s made me feel old. I think in part it’s because in my head I’m still that suave 20 year old. ;-)

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wrenchwench  May 2, 2021 • 9:57:44am

re: #186 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

I blame it on not enough coffee.

Let’s have more.

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BigPapa  May 2, 2021 • 9:59:00am

re: #184 Belafon

Tiffany Cross also waylaid, slayed, and flambayed Scott’s speech.

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Romantic Heretic  May 2, 2021 • 10:01:26am

re: #29 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Haven’t watched any of the new Treks.

If you want excellent SF ‘The Expanse’ can’t be beat.

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A Mom Anon  May 2, 2021 • 10:01:37am

re: #182 Belafon

Because it hurts conservatives and racist’s feelings. I’m getting tired of hearing whining about telling the truth. We should have come to
terms with this shit a century ago. The main reason we haven’t is asshole white people who want justification for it. I did learn some of this in high school, we had an entire history course on Manifest Destiny that was required for graduation. And another about the fight over civil rights, the Vietnam war and the social unrest during that time. Guess who removed all that from the curriculum? Ohio wingnuts. By the time my siblings were in high school, none of that was there anymore.

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William Lewis  May 2, 2021 • 10:02:23am

Cool but still gun nut stuff so behind the tags.

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A Cranky One  May 2, 2021 • 10:04:27am

re: #192 William Lewis

About $10 a round? Ouch.

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PhillyPretzel  May 2, 2021 • 10:04:30am

re: #192 William Lewis

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 2, 2021 • 10:04:51am

re: #188 wrenchwench

Let’s have more.

Sounds like a good idea. I’ll take a double shot please.

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🌹UOJB!  May 2, 2021 • 10:06:09am

I made major plans for my 65th birthday that I would ride Amtrak’s Coast Starlight from Los Angeles to Seattle, stay a weekend in Seattle and then come back home on the train.

BUT

Covid threw a monkey wrench on that when the train schedule was reduced and the hotel cancelled my reservation and kept the deposit.

Then I planned to have my birthday dinner at Musso & Frank…Covid shut them down

Then I changed my plan to the Pacific Dining Car but they went out of business.

Then I changed my plan to Rao’s and their dining room was closed…but they delivered a nice meal of peas & prosciutto with their famous Lemon Chicken.

On the other hand it’s May 2nd and Joe is still President despite what this asshole predicted.

‘Prophet’ Jeff Jansen Says the Military Will Reinstate Trump by the end of April

By the way has Mark Taylor been put in a psychiatric ward yet?

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wrenchwench  May 2, 2021 • 10:09:33am

re: #195 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Sounds like a good idea. I’ll take a double shot please.

I’ll get you one when I get to work in a few hours. At home, it’s instant. Heck, even Starbucks makes instant now! And they make decaf, but I’ve yet to see instant decaf from them.

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BigPapa  May 2, 2021 • 10:09:38am

Prophet = profit 96.3% of the time.

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William Lewis  May 2, 2021 • 10:09:55am

re: #190 Romantic Heretic

Haven’t watched any of the new Treks.

If you want excellent SF ‘The Expanse’ can’t be beat.

Picard is excellent.
Discovery is average. The most recent season was far better than the previous 2.
Lower Decks is a hoot.
Coming up:
I am looking forward to Prodigy (alien kids find an abandoned Star Fleet ship and an “Emergency Training Hologram” based on Captain Janeway)
Strange New Worlds has some promise - the Enterprise under Captain Pike, First Officer Number One and Science Officer Spock.
I really want Section 31 to die without ever coming on TV.

That said, The Expanse is the best SF on TV right now bar none.

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Patricia Kayden  May 2, 2021 • 10:10:31am

re: #27 Hecuba’s daughter

Democrats should be putting pressure on Manchin and Sinema then. That’s our only hope.

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Patricia Kayden  May 2, 2021 • 10:10:53am

re: #196 🌹UOJB!

Another false prophet.

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William Lewis  May 2, 2021 • 10:11:18am

re: #194 PhillyPretzel

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A Mom Anon  May 2, 2021 • 10:12:22am

re: #196 🌹UOJB!

There’s not enough beds in mental health hospitals. Not to handle the overload of issues we’re having. I’m having trouble finding a therapist that doesn’t have a 6 month waiting list. Not to mention finding one that accepts my crapola insurance. If we tried to hospitalize or get all these people into therapy, the system would crash entirely. I also realize I am being too serious.

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PhillyPretzel  May 2, 2021 • 10:12:30am

re: #202 William Lewis

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 2, 2021 • 10:14:47am

re: #197 wrenchwench

I’ll get you one when I get to work in a few hours. At home, it’s instant. Heck, even Starbucks makes instant now! And they make decaf, but I’ve yet to see instant decaf from them.

Thanks. Cold Brew at home. Lets me moderate how fast I get the caffeine jitters.

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sagehen  May 2, 2021 • 10:15:09am

re: #81 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

My son has been keeping me abreast of the developments in this, as the renaming question has inflamed many of the alumni, and most are dragging either heritage or religious arguments into the hearings on why the name of a traitor should remain on a public high school.

Shall we have a Benedict Arnold High School? Or is his name more properly affixed to an elementary school?

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jeffreyw  May 2, 2021 • 10:19:56am

re: #170 jeffreyw

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wrenchwench  May 2, 2021 • 10:21:07am

re: #205 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Thanks. Cold Brew at home. Lets me moderate how fast I get the caffeine jitters.

They make it concentrated at work—-and add water. I leave out the water. I add half and half to coffee at every opportunity.

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wrenchwench  May 2, 2021 • 10:22:21am

re: #206 sagehen

Shall we have a Benedict Arnold High School? Or is his name more properly affixed to an elementary school?

New Mexico has a Pancho Villa State Park.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 2, 2021 • 10:23:08am

re: #199 William Lewis

I’m curious. What have you got against Section 31?

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Semper Fi  May 2, 2021 • 10:23:44am

re: #74 The Pie Overlord!

Good Morning Lizardia!

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 2, 2021 • 10:24:24am

re: #206 sagehen

Shall we have a Benedict Arnold High School? Or is his name more properly affixed to an elementary school?

Adolf Hitler Vocational Institute.

//

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DesertDenizen  May 2, 2021 • 10:25:06am

re: #212 Eclectic Cyborg

Adolf Hitler Vocational Institute.

//

Shouldn’t it be an Art School?

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 2, 2021 • 10:25:27am

re: #208 wrenchwench

They make it concentrated at work—-and add water. I leave out the water. I add half and half to coffee at every opportunity.

That’ll get you wired fast. :-)

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 10:25:44am

re: #213 DesertDenizen

Shouldn’t it be an Art School?

School of paperhanging

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wrenchwench  May 2, 2021 • 10:26:52am

re: #213 DesertDenizen

Shouldn’t it be an Art School?

Stop picking the thoughts out of my head. The next crop is a long way off.

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🌹UOJB!  May 2, 2021 • 10:28:01am

Mitch’s Rubber Stamp goes back to her usual MO of “being concerned”

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Semper Fi  May 2, 2021 • 10:32:16am

re: #187 A Cranky One

It’s funny, but I stopped paying attention to my birthdays a long while ago. So don’t think about my age much.

However, sometimes it just slaps you in the face. For instance, it was traumatic when my youngest kid hit 30; realizing all my kids were in their 30s made me feel old. I think in part it’s because in my head I’m still that suave 20 year old. ;-)

That still holds true when all your kids are in their 60’s. It really does.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 10:33:16am

re: #218 Semper Fi

That still holds true when all your kids are in their 60’s. It really does.

My oldest kid is about to finish her grad degree and will be taken on by the company she is interning with. The others are still teenagers but the clock is ticking.

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🌹UOJB!  May 2, 2021 • 10:36:02am

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A Mom Anon  May 2, 2021 • 10:36:08am

re: #218 Semper Fi

I keep having to remind myself that I am not young anymore. Well, until I go to do something physical and the shit hurts, then it becomes obvious. I am way too young to be this old.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 2, 2021 • 10:36:31am

I am about to be 40. My dad is 68. He still refuses to admit he’s old.

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wrenchwench  May 2, 2021 • 10:37:53am

re: #222 Eclectic Cyborg

I am about to be 40. My dad is 68. He still refuses to admit he’s old.

You won’t be old when you’re his age, either.

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A Cranky One  May 2, 2021 • 10:38:13am

re: #218 Semper Fi

That still holds true when all your kids are in their 60’s. It really does.

When I made that comment to my mom, that was her exact response: she laughed and said wait until your kids are in their 60s.

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William Lewis  May 2, 2021 • 10:38:46am

re: #210 Eclectic Cyborg

I’m curious. What have you got against Section 31?

I just find the concept of the agency silly and have never liked any of the episodes that have made use of it. Combined with the way OTT use of the mirror universe by Discovery just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. As usual, YMWillV.

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🌹UOJB!  May 2, 2021 • 10:39:42am

re: #218 Semper Fi

That still holds true when all your kids are in their 60’s. It really does.

Not in my case…since that was rudely interrupted by right wing religion and Dumbya.

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Semper Fi  May 2, 2021 • 10:40:10am

re: #219 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

My oldest kid is about to finish her grad degree and will be taken on by the company she is interning with. The others are still teenagers but the clock is ticking.

Good on her and wishing continued success. Also, teenagers are especially good as they keep the parent perkin’ and learning right along with them.

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retired cynic  May 2, 2021 • 10:45:08am

re: #177 A Mom Anon

Lol. If I’m gonna get old, there have to be perks, that’s not too much to ask, lol.

It’s called Medicare. /

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 10:45:33am

re: #227 Semper Fi

Good on her and wishing continued success. Also, teenagers are especially good as they keep the parent perkin’ and learning right along with them.

that is true, I am keeping up on popular music, there are a number of bands that are not necessarily my taste but I must commend them for solid songwriting, musicianship and performance.

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Belafon  May 2, 2021 • 10:45:48am

re: #228 retired cynic

It’s called Medicare. /

Lots of places offer coffee discounts.

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sagehen  May 2, 2021 • 10:45:51am

re: #160 A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!

Also too, what new war did Obama involve us in?

Libya.

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Semper Fi  May 2, 2021 • 10:47:00am

re: #221 A Mom Anon

I keep having to remind myself that I am not young anymore. Well, until I go to do something physical and the shit hurts, then it becomes obvious. I am way too young to be this old.

Similar to me and probably most people. Too often we don’t heed those little reminders and the resultant hurting is not nice.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 2, 2021 • 10:48:16am

re: #231 sagehen

Libya.

Don’t you remember when he was sending advisors into Uganda and GOP Rep. Michelle Bachmann (the MTG of her day) commented “First he got us into Libya, now he’s getting us into Africa!”

(I can only guess that she had Lebanon and Libya confused or thought that Libya, being Muslim must be somewhere in the Middle East)

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🌹UOJB!  May 2, 2021 • 10:48:56am

re: #228 retired cynic

It’s called Medicare. /

Dad was able to retire at 63 with his full union pension and Social Security which gave him and Mom around 90% of the income he made working as a boilermaker.

The latest retirement calculation I ran indicates I have to work to 72 to get 80% of my current salary.

Using inflation-based indexing I’m only earning around 2/3 of what my Dad made and he was able to buy a house, car and Mom didn’t have to work outside the home.

Can’t afford any of those...unless I match six lotto numbers…

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Teddy's Person  May 2, 2021 • 10:51:54am

re: #221 A Mom Anon

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sagehen  May 2, 2021 • 11:02:52am

re: #190 Romantic Heretic

Haven’t watched any of the new Treks.

If you want excellent SF ‘The Expanse’ can’t be beat.

I prefer my SF fluffy. Stargate Atlantis is my jam.

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Semper Fi  May 2, 2021 • 11:03:55am

re: #226 🌹UOJB!

Not in my case…since that was rudely interrupted by right wing religion and Dumbya.

I wish it had been different (without loss) for you and so many others.

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Ming5000  May 2, 2021 • 1:11:43pm

re: #121 nines09

Good morning

I bet everything smells like Coca Cola now…

LOL…hheheheheheh poor kid

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Ming5000  May 2, 2021 • 1:38:47pm

re: #238 Ming5000

Oh, CL’d am I? I don’t care. I love CL.


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