The Bob Cesca Podcast: Giant Bags of Gas

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Giant Bags Of Gas — [Explicit Content] Bob gets his second Pfizer vaccination today; Greenwald is a big dope; People need to be told not to fill grocery bags with gasoline; Liz Cheney ousted as conference chair; The disintegration of the Republican Party; 100 Republicans threaten to split from the party; Tucker Carlson and Ron Johnson admit they’re pro-choice; The NRA won’t be able to file bankruptcy to escape Letitia James; Wayne LaPierre’s suits; Vanessa Trump cheated on Don Junior with a Secret Service agent; The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees; With Jody Hamilton and TRex David Ferguson; And music by Ellis Easley; and more!

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1
Backwoods_Sleuth  May 13, 2021 • 5:51:24pm

fun fact:
those bags are actually full of Mexican alcohol in 2019

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Patricia Kayden  May 13, 2021 • 5:52:30pm
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Amory Blaine  May 13, 2021 • 5:53:12pm

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  May 13, 2021 • 5:53:21pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 13, 2021 • 6:01:35pm
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lawhawk  May 13, 2021 • 6:03:34pm

re: #3 Amory Blaine

Roger laughing to himself while Gaetz and fucknut both don’t realize that no one is going to pardon either of those dumbasses.

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Charles Johnson  May 13, 2021 • 6:04:44pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 13, 2021 • 6:08:45pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  May 13, 2021 • 6:11:05pm
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jaunte  May 13, 2021 • 6:15:41pm
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jaunte  May 13, 2021 • 6:16:24pm

Russia Defenestration Today

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jaunte  May 13, 2021 • 6:19:47pm

Russia’s Population Set to Decline From 143 Million Today to 111 Million in 2050.

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Belafon  May 13, 2021 • 6:20:40pm

re: #10 jaunte

Strange, but I actually want that.

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jaunte  May 13, 2021 • 6:21:42pm

Giuliani can’t spell prosecute.

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Dangerman  May 13, 2021 • 6:24:07pm

re: #89 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Have you had an alligator visit?

That’s purely a pond now, right? You don’t swim in it?

yeah just a pond no swimming.

chances of an alligator are zero.
no real way for one to get here. or reason to

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Barefoot Grin  May 13, 2021 • 6:24:20pm

re: #9 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Oh shit, I think I just pulled a stomach muscle laughing about Andrew Giuliani on RT looking like he just opened the Ark of the Covenant.

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The Pie Overlord!  May 13, 2021 • 6:25:49pm
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Patricia Kayden  May 13, 2021 • 6:26:59pm
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gocart mozart  May 13, 2021 • 6:31:07pm
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Barefoot Grin  May 13, 2021 • 6:31:55pm

re: #18 Patricia Kayden

Cram a snowball into his piehole.

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gocart mozart  May 13, 2021 • 6:33:37pm
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Hecuba's daughter  May 13, 2021 • 6:37:09pm

re: #18 Patricia Kayden

An article about this showed that he was, as usual, an idiot but in this case he was not trying to be offensive. She had made an opening statement about her family and her father, and mentioned that her father was present at the hearing. The Senator thought he was being humorous in the way he was acknowledging the importance of her father in her life.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 13, 2021 • 6:37:56pm

A reason that dropping mask requirements for people who say they’re vaccinated is a problem is that the children of people who believe in science are vulnerable to the disease because the vaccine hasn’t been approved for younger kids.

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gocart mozart  May 13, 2021 • 6:46:47pm
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fern01  May 13, 2021 • 6:47:34pm

re: #17 The Pie Overlord!

From the tweet link

“This has to stop,” Elorza said. “The young people involved, believing that the way to solve their disputes is with a handgun — I mean, that can’t be the way.”

Everything those young people have been taught by the GOP of the 2nd amendment is that guns are the way.

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Jebediah, RBG  May 13, 2021 • 6:48:43pm

re: #4 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

[Embedded content]

It would please me if Dominion gave them passwords that, when entered, erase the code and brick the machines. “Whoops, I guess you entered them wrong.”

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Jay C  May 13, 2021 • 6:59:26pm

re: #24 gocart mozart

It’s Mike Pompeo.
“Talking out of his ass and throwing around propaganda buzzwords” is likely to be his default setting.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  May 13, 2021 • 7:07:25pm

Jacksonville, NC. Fuel prices have barely budged here in Jax, FL

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The Pie Overlord!  May 13, 2021 • 7:09:20pm

IIJM or is Hannity starting to look more and more like Trump?

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(((Archangel1)))  May 13, 2021 • 7:12:22pm

Panda Express is Antifa!!!!!1eleventy

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 13, 2021 • 7:19:22pm
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Charles Johnson  May 13, 2021 • 7:19:39pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  May 13, 2021 • 7:23:01pm

re: #32 Charles Johnson

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 13, 2021 • 7:26:48pm

Former Dallas County prosecutor disbarred

A former Dallas County prosecutor has surrendered his law license after the State Bar of Texas found he withheld evidence that led to the wrongful convictions of two men.

The State Bar concluded that Rick Jackson failed to inform defense attorneys of Dennis Allen and Stanley Mozee, about evidence that could have cleared the two men at their 2000 capital murder trials. The two spent 14 years in prison. Both were convicted of the murder of a Dallas pastor.

Jackson’s lawyer Bob Hinton says his client did nothing wrong.

“There was nothing to merit withholding something. They went to trial and the jury spoke. There was nothing that wasn’t disclosed,” Hinton says.

The bastard loses nothing, since he retired in 2013.

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Belafon  May 13, 2021 • 7:30:23pm

re: #34 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Former Dallas County prosecutor disbarred

The bastard loses nothing, since he retired in 2013.

At a minimum, he should be paying for the time they lost in cash.

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retired cynic  May 13, 2021 • 7:31:18pm

re: #35 Belafon

At a minimum, he should be paying for the time they lost in cash.

That, and serve an equal time behind bars.

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wrenchwench  May 13, 2021 • 7:38:21pm

I used to follow horse racing. When I heard who won the Kentucky Derby this year, I thought they said ‘Moderna Spirit’. Then I heard drugs were involved.

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Mike Lamb  May 13, 2021 • 7:43:38pm

re: #23 Punish Domestic Terrorists

A reason that dropping mask requirements for people who say they’re vaccinated is a problem is that the children of people who believe in science are vulnerable to the disease because the vaccine hasn’t been approved for younger kids.

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Not that this addresses the fundamental issue you addressed, but I’m not taking my mask off when I’m with my son (he’s 7) until he doesn’t have to wear one. He’s been wearing a mask 6+ hours a day. He hates it, but he is a bad ass (as are millions of other kids) and soldiers on. It would be beyond unfair for me to go maskless around him.

And as a general matter, kids under 10 is the demographic least in need of masking. Now we are going to tell them they are the only ones that have to keep wearing them? Fuck that.

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jaunte  May 13, 2021 • 7:49:50pm

Check all the crawlspaces for GOP spawn.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 13, 2021 • 7:51:33pm

re: #35 Belafon

At a minimum, he should be paying for the time they lost in cash.

Under the Tim Cole Act (named for a famous case in Lubbock) the State of Texas is required up to $80,000 in compensation for each year an innocent person has been in prison. In the Dallas case, this would be over a million dollars each. This is no skin off the noses of yokel prosecutors, since the state rather than local jurisdictions, has to pay it. Of course, prosecutors themselves have no penalty other than the unlikely one of disbarment.

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Dave In Austin  May 13, 2021 • 7:58:07pm
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 13, 2021 • 8:01:28pm

Tim Cole was a Texas Tech student and Army veteran who was wrongfully convicted of rape in 1984. He died in prison in 1999, protesting his innocence until the end. He was exonerated when another inmate confessed to the rape and DNA evidence proved Cole’s innocence. Cole received a posthumous pardon in 2010.

The Tim Cole Memorial in Lubbock:

The statue is 19’ tall. I saw the clay mold for this in Eddie Dixon’s studio before it was revealed to the public. Mr. Dixon is a magician with facial expressions.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 13, 2021 • 8:18:13pm
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The GOP is a terrorist organization  May 13, 2021 • 8:41:48pm

What part of the Constitution dictates what kind of container I can put gasoline in?

#Freedom

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Orange Impostor  May 13, 2021 • 8:44:31pm

re: #24 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

Why am I not surprised that Pompeo’s arguments come straight from white nationalist propaganda on “race realism”?

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teleskiguy  May 13, 2021 • 8:49:21pm

re: #43 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Colorado’s 5th Congressional District, population center Colorado Springs. Lots of moneyed Republicans and Evangelicals. Lamborn’s been in office 14 years now. That’s at the very minimum $2.4 million in just his Congress salary that he’s earned. And he’s going for some stupid naked grift by throwing his son in a storage unit in the basement where he works. That’s… something. Colorado’s Republican politics has lent itself to bad craziness for some time.

The more batshit Lauren Boebert is the more she endears herself to her supporters here in CO-3. She can do no wrong and makes them excited when she “owns the libs.” It’s a childish bullshit politics and it has emboldened the shit kickers somethin’ fierce.

I was photographed today by a Vail Daily photographer, I’ll be featured in a story they’re doing about Boebert.

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DesertDenizen  May 13, 2021 • 8:59:07pm

re: #46 teleskiguy

Colorado’s 5th Congressional District, population center Colorado Springs. Lots of moneyed Republicans and Evangelicals. Lamborn’s been in office 14 years now. That’s at the very minimum $2.4 million in just his Congress salary that he’s earned. And he’s going for some stupid naked grift by throwing his son in a storage unit in the basement where he works. That’s… something. Colorado’s Republican politics has lent itself to bad craziness for some time.

The more batshit Lauren Boebert is the more she endears herself to her supporters here in CO-3. She can do no wrong and makes them excited when she “owns the libs.” It’s a childish bullshit politics and it has emboldened the shit kickers somethin’ fierce.

I was photographed today by a Vail Daily photographer, I’ll be featured in a story they’re doing about Boebert.

They don’t have any ideas left. All they’ve got is performance art to “own the libs”.

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jaunte  May 13, 2021 • 9:01:08pm
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No Malarkey!  May 13, 2021 • 9:18:55pm

re: #38 Mike Lamb

Not that this addresses the fundamental issue you addressed, but I’m not taking my mask off when I’m with my son (he’s 7) until he doesn’t have to wear one. He’s been wearing a mask 6+ hours a day. He hates it, but he is a bad ass (as are millions of other kids) and soldiers on. It would be beyond unfair for me to go maskless around him.

And as a general matter, kids under 10 is the demographic least in need of masking. Now we are going to tell them they are the only ones that have to keep wearing them? Fuck that.

I am a bit torn about whether or not to go to Krogers without a mask. I don’t take my kids with me. But my son got his first shot today, so we are now just 5 weeks to a fully protected household.

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gwangung  May 13, 2021 • 9:20:46pm

re: #49 No Malarkey!

I am a bit torn about whether or not to go to Krogers without a mask. I don’t take my kids with me. But my son got his first shot today, so we are now just 5 weeks to a fully protected household.

Hmph. I think I got unbent enough to go to a single mask.

I may stay that way for a few weeks….

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No Malarkey!  May 13, 2021 • 9:22:08pm

Governor of Missouri defying voters and refusing to expand Medicaid even though it would save the state money.

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Sherlock Hound  May 13, 2021 • 9:35:37pm

re: #26 Jebediah, RBG

It would please me if Dominion gave them passwords that, when entered, erase the code and brick the machines. “Whoops, I guess you entered them wrong.”

I’m confused by this because if they are referring to the voting machines, the only thing that passwords would get you, is the configuration and perhaps some of the counts in the precinct the machines were in.

They won’t get you source code. There is, I guarantee you, no function in the machine, there is no use case, where passwords get you source.

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No Malarkey!  May 13, 2021 • 9:45:34pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  May 13, 2021 • 9:46:14pm

From Crooks and Liars

YouTube

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ckkatz  May 13, 2021 • 9:50:21pm

Saw my first 17-year cicada this evening. Likely a ‘dude’ as I couldn’t see an ovipositor. They’ve been reported as coming out locally for the last few days.

Couldn’t photograph it as I was on the cell phone at the time. Not too worried, though. I suspect that there might be a few more to photograph soon enough. /////

Happily, it has so far been quiet. I do expect that the ‘singing’ will start up soon.

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SerialUpDinger  May 13, 2021 • 9:51:13pm

Desert Larkspur - Delphinium parishii

The desert in bloom is always amazing. Some years flowers are everywhere and some years you have to look a lot harder. This beauty was found near Fossil Falls CA - US 395 near the red cinder cone. The photo comes from April 2019 - a really good year.


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