Trevor Noah’s Deep Dive Into New Technologies and Privacy

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The Facebook/Apple privacy battle. Microchipped employees. Ransomware hacks. Here’s what you need to know about emerging technologies and the implications for privacy. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Technology

00:00 - Facebook vs. Apple
07:44 - Beauty Filters
16:46 - New Toilets
22:25 - Ransomware
29:44 - Microchips
35:11 - 5G

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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 10:15:52am
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No Malarkey!  May 25, 2021 • 10:17:03am

D’Souza reproduced, and his daughter is also a right-wing grifter.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 25, 2021 • 10:17:33am

re: #2 No Malarkey!

D’Souza reproduced, and his daughter is also a right-wing grifter.

Shocking

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 25, 2021 • 10:18:25am

re: #282 Scottish Dragon

Goddamned coward.

We are going to lose the Republic in the 2024 election. I think we will come apart, and goddamned Manchin can whine about senate comity.

This still assumes that Trump will be in any condition to run a campaign for 2024, or even be around for it.

I’m calling it: Jimmy Carter is going to outlast him.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 25, 2021 • 10:19:11am
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Eclectic Cyborg  May 25, 2021 • 10:22:26am

re: #5 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Is the Jones the one who got denied tenure for bullshit reasons?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 25, 2021 • 10:22:31am
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 10:22:46am

re: #2 No Malarkey!

D’Souza reproduced, and his daughter is also a right-wing grifter.

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 10:23:06am
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Dr Lizardo  May 25, 2021 • 10:25:27am

So, I was watching Prometheus here on Czech TV and it occurred to me that if they’d removed any references to the Alien film series, and ended it when Shaw departs for the Engineer homeworld (in this clip, at the 1:50 mark), they could’ve really had a pretty damn good stand-alone sci-fi film.

Final de Prometheus 2012 & Nacimiento de Alien Diácono 1080p HD

I wish I had the editing skills, because that’d be a fun little project.

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DesertDenizen  May 25, 2021 • 10:26:33am

re: #7 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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My fucking state. The assholes and idiots in our state legislature don’t even try to hide their partisan hackery and downright fascism.

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No Malarkey!  May 25, 2021 • 10:26:47am

re: #1 🌹UOJB!

Manchin and Sinema just look pathetic begging Republicans to do the right thing when they are enabling them to not do so.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 10:26:47am
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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 10:27:58am
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 10:29:36am

re: #10 Dr Lizardo

Lance Henrikson and Michael Biehn are in this along with an actress who sounds just like Sigourney. This moved me to start my Audible free trial this week.

HOW WILLIAM GIBSON’S LONG-LOST ALIEN 3 SCRIPT BECAME 2019’S MOST INTRIGUING AUDIO DRAMA (The Verge)

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 25, 2021 • 10:29:48am

re: #8 Punish Domestic Terrorists

I would smash my own head in with a hammer to avoid going to an event like that.

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Charles Johnson  May 25, 2021 • 10:29:57am
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Charles Johnson  May 25, 2021 • 10:32:20am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 25, 2021 • 10:39:21am

Oh she’d be unbelievable alright.

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Dr Lizardo  May 25, 2021 • 10:44:53am

re: #15 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Lance Henrikson and Michael Biehn are in this along with an actress who sounds just like Sigourney. This moved me to start my Audible free trial this week.

HOW WILLIAM GIBSON’S LONG-LOST ALIEN 3 SCRIPT BECAME 2019’S MOST INTRIGUING AUDIO DRAMA (The Verge)

Going to have to check that out. Thanks.

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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 10:44:57am

re: #19 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Oh she’d be unbelievable alright.

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She’d make My Cousin Vinny look like Perry Mason.

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Dangerman  May 25, 2021 • 10:45:20am

re: #11 DesertDenizen

My fucking state. The assholes and idiots in our state legislature don’t even try to hide their partisan hackery and downright fascism.

florida says hold my beer

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Teddy's Person  May 25, 2021 • 10:45:28am

re: #2 No Malarkey!

D’Souza reproduced, and his daughter is also a right-wing grifter.

Grifting people, ending democracy, the family business.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 25, 2021 • 10:46:16am
A Catholic reverend in La Crosse, Wis., said Sunday that he was asked to step down as leader of his parish by church officials due to his negative comments about the COVID-19 vaccine.

The Rev. James Altman said in a sermon posted to YouTube first reported by NBC News that “the left” was trying to “cancel” him after the Diocese of La Crosse contacted him Friday and asked him to resign.

“If the left whines like they do like a spoiled brat often enough, they succeed in canceling so many voices of truth,” he said during the sermon. “And now that they are whining like, if I may say it, the pansy babies that they are to cancel me.”

Commenters on the YouTube post of Altman’s sermon objected to the call, with one writing, “This is not going to go down well. The Faithful will rise in defense of their shepherd.”

During the video, attendees of Altman’s Sunday Mass could be heard objecting to the scenario laid out by Altman regarding the process that could occur as a result of his actions, yelling “No!” as he described how a “parish administrator” could be appointed by the Vatican while he appeals the demand for his resignation.

(more at The Hill)

Wisconsin pastor ordered to step down after preaching against COVID-19 vaccine

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Dangerman  May 25, 2021 • 10:49:12am

re: #18 Charles Johnson

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biden started at $2.2 trillion

the R’s started at about $568 billion - but only $268 is new spending
so the R’s basically lied from day 1

biden has since knocked it down to $1.7t

R’s are still basically at $268 bn

this is not good faith

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Teddy's Person  May 25, 2021 • 10:49:50am

The anti-democratic Republican power grab and continues apace.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 25, 2021 • 10:51:53am
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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 10:52:53am

re: #27 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Armed out-group members to be shot on sight.

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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 10:54:01am

re: #27 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Enter TexASS at your own risk.

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DesertDenizen  May 25, 2021 • 10:59:01am

re: #22 Dangerman

florida says hold my beer

It’s the fact that it expires with the term of the Democratic Secretary of State that I’d just so blatant any the don’t care. Pure partisan hackery at its finest.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 25, 2021 • 11:01:17am
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 25, 2021 • 11:04:15am
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A Cranky One  May 25, 2021 • 11:05:51am

re: #29 🌹UOJB!

Enter TexASS at your own risk.

I sure as hell wouldn’t go to Texas now.

Too many gun idiots without proper training carrying guns? No thanks. I wonder how many corporations will rethink locating to Texas with the current gun regulations and poor control over necessary infrastructure such as the power grid?

I work with folks in Texas, I’m curious about their reactions to this bullshit.

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Dangerman  May 25, 2021 • 11:06:16am
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Dangerman  May 25, 2021 • 11:07:36am

re: #31 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

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I love that sometimes I forget he’s the president
100% no drama (sorry Obama)

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 25, 2021 • 11:07:40am
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The Ghost of a Flea  May 25, 2021 • 11:09:12am

re: #27 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Well…

…yes. They just expect those people to be killed summarily.

All these rules that let anyone carry a gun are put in place with the understanding that the reactionary’s standard of “who is a threat merely by existing” will act as a control on who can actually use the freedom. This is what’s always been behind sundown towns and the whole notion of local control/state’s rights: in the absence of an explicit system the implicit system of racism and good-ole-boy understanding will create the kind of hierarchy they want.

It dovetails with the way that stuff like “stand your ground” creates a kind of interpretative gap in use-of-force where narrativization of “I felt this person was an especial threat” favors the perceptions of the “normal” white person, and the carefully gamed-out way that police departments and unions talk about police shootings.

All of this working because white people are trained to think of their feelings and shallow impressions as having the quality of truth, and that their experiences are a default and deviation from that default is suspicion and an attack.

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gocart mozart  May 25, 2021 • 11:10:09am
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Belafon  May 25, 2021 • 11:10:41am

I would love to see Manchin’s polling against a generic Republican right now.

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Dangerman  May 25, 2021 • 11:10:59am

re: #36 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

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But…we’re white

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gocart mozart  May 25, 2021 • 11:13:29am
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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 11:14:00am

re: #34 Dangerman

Mastriano is a sick freak. He’s a full blown Dominionist believing The Big G anointed him to impose a Christian theocracy in Pennsylvania.

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Dangerman  May 25, 2021 • 11:15:57am

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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 11:16:49am

re: #41 gocart mozart

I thought Crackhead Mike shut down Frank…

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Belafon  May 25, 2021 • 11:17:26am

They are doing a major rebuild of the intersection of highways I30 and 635 in Mesquite, all while cars are driving in a very busy interchange. As I drove by today, they were working on it in the rain.

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EstebanTornado1963  May 25, 2021 • 11:20:41am
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Eventual Carrion  May 25, 2021 • 11:24:15am

re: #40 Dangerman

But…we’re white

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Yeah. Where is their complaints that “prisons are like country clubs” “too easy on the inmates” now? Things look a hell of a lot different looking out from the grey bars than they do looking in.

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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 11:26:06am

re: #40 Dangerman

Assholes should be reminded that the penalty for treason could be death and they better be glad their color will probably keep them from the execution chamber.

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teleskiguy  May 25, 2021 • 11:27:10am

Well-reported piece on the housing crisis in the Colorado high country.

I’ve always wondered when the affordable housing crisis in the mountain resort towns would become so unsustainable that the towns themselves start ceasing to be the economic drivers they’ve come to be known as. The next couple of tourist seasons I reckon we’ll find out.

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Dangerman  May 25, 2021 • 11:27:26am
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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 11:40:34am
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Florida Panhandler  May 25, 2021 • 11:41:22am

re: #28 jaunte

Armed out-group members to be shot on sight.

A war of attrition has been an acceptable outcome for decades now amongst white fascists against minorities.

A high number of acceptable losses are already mentally accounted for if it means their fever dream of eliminating liberals, blacks, and latinos is made manifest.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 11:42:09am

re: #50 Dangerman

It’s pretty stupid for any person who’s too disturbed to be out in public at all to get on an airplane where they’ll required to be able to follow simple rules, and will be heavily fined if having to behave like a normal person triggers the symptoms of their personality-disorder.

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Orange Impostor  May 25, 2021 • 11:42:39am

re: #27 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Well, Texas has that covered by its “stand your ground” laws. These together mean that it’s open season on non-whites and anyone who doesn’t toe the line on their neo-fascist worldview. A lot more racially-motivated attacks, just they won’t get prosecuted for it.

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ckkatz  May 25, 2021 • 11:43:02am

From last thread:

Sounds like the Swedish version of the 1979 (United States Government) Office of Technology Assessment “Charlottesville”:
theatlantic.com

Russia has been in decline since World War 1. As a neighbor, I suspect that Sweden is understandably concerned about dealing with the results of instability there.

re: #251 Teukka

File under “Swedish Total Defence Institute (FOI) reports in Swedish that give me the heebee jeebees “:

“Kärnvapenscenario för räddningstjänst” (EN: “Nuclear Weapons Scenario for Rescue Services”)

Unlike elsewhere, the Swedish Total Defence Research Agency doesn’t spend money on spurious projects, there’s usually a reason for their research topics. So when they do a report on Rescue Services capabilities in the event of a nuclear attack, it is worriesome…

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Charles Johnson  May 25, 2021 • 12:01:25pm
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lawhawk  May 25, 2021 • 12:01:26pm
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Charles Johnson  May 25, 2021 • 12:02:08pm
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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 12:03:23pm

re: #56 Charles Johnson

Prick Santorum has ALWAYS been a racist going back to the first time I encountered that asshole in 1977 when he crashed our college party and tried to pick up a pair of girls who both slapped him.

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Dangerman  May 25, 2021 • 12:03:55pm

re: #57 lawhawk

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so not….How to Get Away With Murder?

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Charles Johnson  May 25, 2021 • 12:04:24pm
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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 12:06:54pm

In today’s episode of STUPID TREK!

QAnon Crowd Convinced UFOs Are a Diversion From Voter Fraud

thedailybeast.com

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aatharuv  May 25, 2021 • 12:07:04pm

re: #61 Charles Johnson

There are plenty of channels for “important voices” supporting all types of hatred and bigotry. Zucker is basically saying that CNN is one of them, and will tolerate and promote a certain level of racism, homophobia, and other types of bigotry and intolerance.

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Barefoot Grin  May 25, 2021 • 12:07:56pm

So who will fill the next Zucker-endowed Chair for Right-wing Nuttery on CNN now that Santorum is gone?

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 12:08:31pm

re: #64 Barefoot Grin

So who will fill the next Zucker-endowed Chair for Right-wing Nuttery on CNN now that Santorum is gone?

I’m rooting for Kevin Sorbo.

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Scottish Dragon  May 25, 2021 • 12:10:16pm

re: #28 jaunte

Armed out-group members to be shot on sight.

I would have a shirt made:

I’m Trans, I have a gun and I will shoot your ass dead if you fuck with me.

Because if that’s how we are gonna roll, then go all the way.

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The Ghost of a Flea  May 25, 2021 • 12:10:17pm

re: #63 aatharuv

There are plenty of channels for “important voices” of all types of hatred and bigotry. Zucker is basically saying that CNN is one of them, and will tolerate and promote a certain level of racism, homophobia, and other types of bigotry and intolerance.

You can always identify the fucker that’s rich enough that ideas that hurt other people just become rhetoric, and it’s important to show your erudite aloofness by entertaining all thoughts in the abstract while failing to acknowledge their utterly-predictable concrete consequences.

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 12:10:28pm
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ckkatz  May 25, 2021 • 12:10:51pm

From last thread:

Good post and points!

Oh yes, and have not seen you post for a while. (I did see your posts from yesterday?) If so, welcome back!

You have me thinking about the fault lines with China.

Now that the US actually has a rational and thoughtful administration, we don’t have to spend all of our time worrying about whether tfg got us in a nuclear war to up twitter ratings.

So, between worrying about the upcoming coup attempts in 2022 and 2024-5; We can think about cleaning up the toxic mess tfg left us; And then dealing with all of the other stuff dating from pre-2017, none of which tfg did anything to resolve.

One of the issues that is facing us is what to do about strategic competitor and trade partner China. From your write-up, the book explores the fact that attempting to resolve such a complex relationship by war is not likely to succeed.

Reading your write-up, though, it sounds like the authors wrote themselves into a corner without even thinking it through. And then had to rely on a very unsatisfying Deus Ex Machina to resolve it. Including the fact that India has been to near war with China several times, and generally gotten whupped.

re: #240 Scottish Dragon

Just finished 2034: A Novel of the Next World War

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Scottish Dragon  May 25, 2021 • 12:12:24pm
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DesertDenizen  May 25, 2021 • 12:14:28pm

re: #68 jaunte

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So why make concessions on anything if no Rs will vote for anything anyway? Haven’t we already gone down that road enough times to prove bad faith? Go with what’s popular with voters, not 50 R Senators who are pretty much all evil lying bastards.

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Scottish Dragon  May 25, 2021 • 12:14:39pm

re: #69 ckkatz

Yep. India has been tangling with China for the past year in the Himalayas without much success.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  May 25, 2021 • 12:15:13pm

I’ve lost all faith in humanity….

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 25, 2021 • 12:19:09pm
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Scottish Dragon  May 25, 2021 • 12:19:22pm

re: #73 Eric The Fruit Bat

I’ve lost all faith in humanity….

Dear God. Put that psychopath in prison

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 12:20:34pm

re: #73 Eric The Fruit Bat

I’ve lost all faith in humanity….

Things didn’t go exactly his way, so baby threw a tantrum.

Police expect charges to be brought soon, and his name will be all over the Internet.

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 12:20:48pm
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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 12:21:11pm

re: #70 Scottish Dragon

They forgot the 1488 tattoo on Roughneck Rafael.

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 12:22:05pm
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 12:22:24pm

re: #77 jaunte

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No Malarkey!  May 25, 2021 • 12:23:10pm

re: #40 Dangerman

But…we’re white

Reminds me of an Onion video I watched on YouTube last night, in which the judge ruled that a white teenage girl was to be tried as a black adult.

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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 12:24:19pm

re: #73 Eric The Fruit Bat

I’ve lost all faith in humanity….

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Disgusting sick freak killing an innocent bird…

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 25, 2021 • 12:24:50pm

re: #74 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Thomas Sutton

Sutton was the photographer for James Clerk Maxwell’s pioneering 1861 demonstration of colour photography. In a practical trial of a thought-experiment Maxwell had published in 1855, Sutton took three separate black-and-white photographs of a multicoloured ribbon, one through a blue filter, one through a green filter, and one through a red filter. Using three projectors equipped with similar filters, the three photographs were projected superimposed on a screen. The additive primaries variously blended to reproduce a gamut of colour. The photographic materials available to Sutton were mainly sensitive to blue light, barely sensitive to green and practically insensitive to red, so the result was only a partial success. Forty years later, adequately panchromatic plates and films had made excellent colour reproduction possible by this method, as demonstrated by the work of Sergey Prokudin-Gorsky. The principle of reproducing a full range of colour by three-colour analysis and synthesis is based on the nature of human colour vision and underlies nearly all practical chemical and electronic colour imaging technologies. Sutton’s ribbon image is sometimes called the first colour photograph.

Sutton also developed the first single-lens reflex camera and took the first wide-angle (120 degrees) photos.

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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 12:26:14pm
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DesertDenizen  May 25, 2021 • 12:27:09pm

re: #84 🌹UOJB!

Who broke ranks to vote in favor?

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No Malarkey!  May 25, 2021 • 12:30:39pm

re: #71 DesertDenizen

So why make concessions on anything if no Rs will vote for anything anyway? Haven’t we already gone down that road enough times to prove bad faith? Go with what’s popular with voters, not 50 R Senators who are pretty much all evil lying bastards.

The Kabuki Theater is necessary so that Democrats can show Joe Manchin they tried to be bipartisan, even though everyone knows the GOP won’t vote for anything while Biden is President, even if he lets Mitch McConnell write it himself.

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 12:31:45pm

re: #85 DesertDenizen

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DesertDenizen  May 25, 2021 • 12:31:56pm

re: #85 DesertDenizen

Never mind. I see it was Collins. Wonder if Romney was the no show.

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Scottish Dragon  May 25, 2021 • 12:32:06pm

re: #80 Punish Domestic Terrorists

We have a very large owl living in our townhouse complex. Pretty sure there is a nest and some eggs. We see her periodically, but she’s shy. We hear her all the time though.

The hawks a few years ago were another story. All swagger and attitude, lol. One claimed my van as a roost and gave me some serious shade when I wanted to, like, get in and drive.

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 12:32:15pm

Kennedy exhausted from polishing his pistol.

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DesertDenizen  May 25, 2021 • 12:33:06pm

re: #86 No Malarkey!

The Kabuki Theater is necessary so that Democrats can show Joe Manchin they tried to be bipartisan, even though everyone knows the GOP won’t vote for anything while Biden is President, even if he lets Mitch McConnell write it himself.

But how many times do they need to show Manchin? He’s got to know by now.

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teleskiguy  May 25, 2021 • 12:33:46pm

Columnist at my local newspaper “Poor” Richard Carnes wrote a pretty good one.

And of course they’re still pushing the conspiracy now known around the world as “The Big Lie” as truth to somehow propel their cult leader back into the White House, but we mustn’t forget the dynamic duo’s potential indictments right around the corner for sex-trafficking and tax evasion, among other things.

And then we have Ted Cruz insulting our “woke, emasculated” military, but at this moment the party that didn’t bother with a campaign platform for the 2020 elections is all about preventing a bipartisan commission on the Jan. 6 insurrection.

Enter Marco Rubio, the U.S. Senator from Florida struggling to remain relevant in a virtual sea of irrelevance, demanding the GOP look forward, not backwards, and ignore American demands for the commission.

Yes, just like Republicans moved forward after Benghazi, but hey, most Nazis refused to participate in the Nuremberg trials, so I can sort of understand their hesitancy.

Anyway, these rightest of the right are not only promoting revisionist history, they want to erase the entire episode from existence.

Carnes: Why the GOP implosion? | Vail Daily

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No Malarkey!  May 25, 2021 • 12:34:13pm

re: #88 DesertDenizen

Never mind. I see it was Collins. Wonder if Romney was the no show.

It was Kennedy, so Mittens voted No.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 12:35:27pm

re: #89 Scottish Dragon

We have a very large owl living in our townhouse complex. Pretty sure there is a nest and some eggs. We see her periodically, but she’s shy. We hear her all the time though.

The hawks a few years ago were another story. All swagger and attitude, lol. One claimed my van as a roost and gave me some serious shade when I wanted to, like, get in and drive.

You’d take its spot, and wouldn’t even sit on it, you’d just leave with it! Not cool from the bird’s perspective.

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No Malarkey!  May 25, 2021 • 12:35:51pm

re: #91 DesertDenizen

But how many times do they need to show Manchin? He’s got to know by now.

Of course he does, but he has to show his constituents that he isn’t a rubber stamp for the radical socialist agenda.

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 12:37:22pm

Yup.

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ckkatz  May 25, 2021 • 12:37:37pm

re: #72 Scottish Dragon

Yep. India has been tangling with China for the past year in the Himalayas without much success.

You are very correct that the Chinese handed the Indians their butts over the past year. The Chinese historically have not been gentle with those who they run up against.

I have no doubt that you well know that the Himalayas are no longer a big empty vacuum-like spot on the map. In particular, the Chinese have been working very hard at their ability to consolidate, and then project power into (and over) the Himalayas.

The seizure of Tibet in 1959 was just one milestone. Right now it is a rail line, as well as power and water projects in the region.

In 1962, the Chinese built some roads into an area of the Himalayas and sparked a power contest that resulted in thousands of killed and wounded as well as the Indians being driven from the contested region.

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ckkatz  May 25, 2021 • 12:39:16pm

re: #96 jaunte

Yup.

As they say, if it’s raining cats and dogs, try not to step in a poodle…

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 12:42:30pm

re: #98 ckkatz

All the poodles here have joined in one big Party and are russian by the house.

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ckkatz  May 25, 2021 • 12:44:12pm

re: #73 Eric The Fruit Bat

Certainly sounds like the man has “issues” which have very little to do with that small bird.

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DesertDenizen  May 25, 2021 • 12:44:31pm

re: #95 No Malarkey!

Of course he does, but he has to show his constituents that he isn’t a rubber stamp for the radical socialist agenda.

Then what’s the fucking point of being there? Seriously. I don’t get the guy. Nor my senior Senator, Sinema.

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Scottish Dragon  May 25, 2021 • 12:46:37pm

re: #94 Punish Domestic Terrorists

There were 3 juveniles that would follow us around walking through Fisher Park. It was kinda adorable. Whenever we would stop walking, all 3 hawks would stop and watch us. Sometimes they would come down to the ground and poke through the leaves to see if we had spotted a tasty tid bit they could scarf down.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 12:46:56pm

re: #101 DesertDenizen

Then what’s the fucking point of being there? Seriously. I don’t get the guy. Nor my senior Senator, Sinema.

To collect that large paycheck and bribes campaign donations? They’re certainly not there to save our democracy from fascists.

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Barefoot Grin  May 25, 2021 • 12:47:15pm

re: #90 jaunte

Kennedy exhausted from polishing his pistol.

Me, too. TBH.

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Dangerman  May 25, 2021 • 12:47:50pm

re: #66 Scottish Dragon

I would have a shirt made:

I’m Trans, I have a gun and I will shoot your ass dead if you fuck with me.

Because if that’s how we are gonna roll, then go all the way.

I don’t need a gun. My wife is behind you.

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Scottish Dragon  May 25, 2021 • 12:48:29pm

re: #97 ckkatz

power and water projects in the region.

This right here. If Pakistan and India start throwing missiles at each other also, it going to be about water.

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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 12:48:33pm

I just got a letter from Liz Cheney asking for $$$$.

Since Liz does not support HR1, into the shredder it goes…but it would have gone into the shredder anyway since she’s the daughter of THE DICK…

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No Malarkey!  May 25, 2021 • 12:49:34pm
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 12:50:26pm

re: #107 🌹UOJB!

I just got a letter from Liz Cheney asking for $$$$.

Since Liz does not support HR1, into the shredder it goes…but it would have gone into the shredder anyway since she’s the daughter of THE DICK…

Her only incentive to not go all-in on fascism is either her principles or knowledge that she’ll be well positioned when the fascist wing of the party is dealt with. No one on the left wants to be her friend.

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No Malarkey!  May 25, 2021 • 12:51:01pm

re: #107 🌹UOJB!

I just got a letter from Liz Cheney asking for $$$$.

Since Liz does not support HR1, into the shredder it goes…but it would have gone into the shredder anyway since she’s the daughter of THE DICK…

But, she will be replaced by a pro-insurrection fascist.

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retired cynic  May 25, 2021 • 12:51:03pm

“where does that leave us?”
bobcesca.com

SK Ashby does a good job on the kabuki theatre business.

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Dangerman  May 25, 2021 • 12:51:07pm

re: #71 DesertDenizen

So why make concessions on anything if no Rs will vote for anything anyway? Haven’t we already gone down that road enough times to prove bad faith? Go with what’s popular with voters, not 50 R Senators who are pretty much all evil lying bastards.

unless they literally got 10 R senators to go on the record in advance that they’ll vote for a bill, i think the ‘concessions’ will disappear

there is no benefit to 3,4, or 6 R votes and heavy concessions
like you say - do what the voters want
they never remember who voted how.
they remember results

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Dangerman  May 25, 2021 • 12:52:50pm

re: #86 No Malarkey!

The Kabuki Theater is necessary so that Democrats can show Joe Manchin they tried to be bipartisan, even though everyone knows the GOP won’t vote for anything while Biden is President, even if he lets Mitch McConnell write it himself.

+1000

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No Malarkey!  May 25, 2021 • 12:53:02pm

re: #109 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Her only incentive to not go all-in on fascism is either her principles or knowledge that she’ll be well positioned when the fascist wing of the party is dealt with. No one on the left wants to be her friend.

They have long memories on the Right. They will never forgive Cheney for betraying dear leader.

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ckkatz  May 25, 2021 • 12:53:58pm

re: #106 Scottish Dragon

power and water projects in the region.

This right here. If Pakistan and India start throwing missiles at each other also, it going to be about water.

Very true, and there is apparently concern in India that a number of the Chinese projects might dam up headwaters of rivers that flow into India.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 25, 2021 • 12:55:10pm

Charles P. Pierce in Esquire:

Millions of Our Fellow Citizens Are Lost in Rebellion Against Reality

There is no compromise with this. There is no common ground. There is no deal to be struck.

Call me the Wet Blanket of the Gods, but I despair of ever making common cause with people who volunteer to live in Bedlam. From IPSOS:

Former President Donald Trump’s stronghold over the Republican party remains. His refusal to concede the 2020 election and calls of widespread fraud have raised doubts about the integrity of its results among his Republican base. Consequently, 56% of Republicans believe the election was rigged or the result of illegal voting, and 53% think Donald Trump is the actual President, not Joe Biden.

There is no longer any reason to try to “understand” these people. Nor should there be any compunction about doing whatever we can to read them out of American politics, because they clearly have opted out on their own. They should be considered anathema, as should the entire Republican Party and the modern conservative movement that animates it. Anything that can be done without including them should be done for the good—to say nothing of the sanity—of the country. Raw political power should be used to push through whatever of this administration’s policy priorities can be passed without any Republican help whatsoever.

This divide will become permanent. Our struggle right now is to ensure that the reality-bereft never again gain real power. After that, we must accept a division in society that will only deepen. In fifty years, “red zones” may be as clearly delineated on the map as military reservations and national boundaries They will be backward enclaves, like the neutral zone in Man in the High Castle, impoverished, crime-ridden no-man’s-lands run by semi-hereditary cults and feudal bosses. As a matter of decency and civil rights, their residents must be allowed the opportunity to move into the larger world. Given their stunted education and unscientific health practices, this will be impossible for most.

The best, and most humane, policy is to leave them to themselves, confine any outbursts, and let nature takes its course.

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 12:55:21pm

re: #28 jaunte

Armed out-group members to be shot on sight.

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Dangerman  May 25, 2021 • 12:57:02pm

re: #108 No Malarkey!

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mitch spelled ‘investigate’ wrong
and yeah, at least one time (if not 9 more) might not be totally inappropriate

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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 12:57:36pm

re: #117 jaunte

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And that TexAssHole stood his ground…now watch what happens when he tries that again with a pissed off person who whips out their gun to stand their ground…

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 12:58:54pm

re: #114 No Malarkey!

They have long memories on the Right. They will never forgive Cheney for betraying dear leader.

She may be relying on the non-Trumpist right for support, but I don’t see a scenario where that group has political power any time soon.

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mmmirele  May 25, 2021 • 12:59:36pm

re: #19 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Oh she’d be unbelievable alright.

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If she can’t pass California’s Baby Bar, she’s not going anywhere. And even if she does pass the Baby Bar, she still has to pass the CA bar exam AND she will only be allowed to practice in California.

That said, Kim Kardashian is 40 years old and she needs to think about what she’s going to do with the rest of her life now that she”s getting herself unstuck from Kanye. If she can pass the Baby Bar, that will definitely raise my opinion of her.

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DesertDenizen  May 25, 2021 • 1:04:01pm

re: #120 Punish Domestic Terrorists

She may be relying on the non-Trumpist right for support, but I don’t see a scenario where that group has political power any time soon.

She’s hoping the Trumpist right all end up in prison and she can pick up the pieces. Even if she’s right it will be a crippled stump of a party.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 25, 2021 • 1:05:01pm

re: #49 teleskiguy

Well-reported piece on the housing crisis in the Colorado high country.

I’ve always wondered when the affordable housing crisis in the mountain resort towns would become so unsustainable that the towns themselves start ceasing to be the economic drivers they’ve come to be known as. The next couple of tourist seasons I reckon we’ll find out.

About 70% of their earnings go toward rent right now. Maybe if they move into tents for the summer they can save enough to pay the security deposit, first and last month’s rent on a place for the fall and winter.

“Maybe. We are competing with people who can buy anything,” Voyles said. “How can you support the foundation of the town if workers are leaving because they can’t afford to be here? There’s a growing separation right now. Homeowners need us for all their services and we need a decent quality of life with places to live.”

America, fuck yeah!!

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steve_davis  May 25, 2021 • 1:05:08pm

re: #19 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Oh she’d be unbelievable alright.

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Interesting. She has a 40 year-old face and 60 year old hands.

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ckkatz  May 25, 2021 • 1:05:51pm

re: #117 jaunte

The concept of “the state reserving for itself the right to use violence” is certainly being tested and debated.

Red states are delegating that right to segments of the population through firearms carry laws as well as “stand your ground” and “run over people you do not like” laws.

And in all states, the misuse as well as application of state violence against certain groups is being highlighted and debated.

And the result is the death and mutilation of so many innocents. What a sad waste.

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sagehen  May 25, 2021 • 1:06:27pm

re: #57 lawhawk

Is that Olivia Pope’s father?

They don’t get shadier then that…

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 25, 2021 • 1:10:11pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  May 25, 2021 • 1:13:55pm

re: #127 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

I am happy to pay a little more for my food to support such ends.

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So Cal Greek Hippie  May 25, 2021 • 1:14:08pm

re: #121 mmmirele

Her father was a prominent LA attorney, so I think Kim Kardashian knows the entry conditions to law school and if she has the chops to do it. She doesn’t have to practice or specialize or even pass the bar, but having a law degree might help when signing very complex contracts

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steve_davis  May 25, 2021 • 1:15:06pm

re: #65 Punish Domestic Terrorists

I’m rooting for Kevin Sorbo.

marjorie taylor greene, right after she is expelled from congress.

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A Mom Anon  May 25, 2021 • 1:19:44pm

re: #121 mmmirele

She has done some work getting wrongfully convicted people out of prison, maybe that is why she wants to be an attorney. I am not a fan of any Kardashian, but if she really works for a degree and uses that to help others, I might gain some respect for her. Her mother on the other hand? She’s awful. Worse than awful.

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sagehen  May 25, 2021 • 1:20:41pm

re: #129 So Cal Greek Hippie

Her father was a prominent LA attorney, so I think Kim Kardashian knows what the entry conditions to law. She doesn’t have to practice or specialize or even pass the bar, but having a law degree might help when signing very complex contracts

She’s not attending law school.

California allows an “apprenticeship” sort of legal education, under the supervision of an actual admitted-to-the-bar lawyer. It’s not super-common, and the people who do it are usually long-time paralegals supervised by the boss they’ve already been doing all the research and filings for anyway.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 25, 2021 • 1:21:40pm

re: #131 A Mom Anon

She has done some work getting wrongfully convicted people out of prison, maybe that is why she wants to be an attorney. I am not a fan of any Kardashian, but if she really works for a degree and uses that to help others, I might gain some respect for her. Her mother on the other hand? She’s awful. Worse than awful.

I wonder if she realizes how boring most legal work really is.

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aatharuv  May 25, 2021 • 1:24:00pm

re: #132 sagehen

She’s not attending law school.

California allows an “apprenticeship” sort of legal education, under the supervision of an actual admitted-to-the-bar lawyer. It’s not super-common, and the people who do it are usually long-time paralegals supervised by the boss they’ve already been doing all the research and filings for anyway.

And the chance of passing the bar by through the apprenticeship route is really really low. In some years, it’s 0% — mostly because of the tiny number of people taking the bar after going the apprenticeship route and averages in the low single digits.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 1:24:29pm

re: #133 Eclectic Cyborg

I wonder if she realizes how boring most legal work really is.

She might crave boring after Kanye.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 1:25:04pm

It’s all so clear now.
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A Mom Anon  May 25, 2021 • 1:27:26pm

re: #133 Eclectic Cyborg

Time will tell I guess. The fact that she wants to learn about something beyond superficial being a “brand”, good for her. If she goes through the CA legal mini bar apprentice thing and decides it’s something she can do, hey, why not? She’d be contributing to society on some level instead of what she’s been doing. I won’t be a fan even then, but doing something for other people would be a good thing.

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 1:28:42pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  May 25, 2021 • 1:30:12pm

re: #138 jaunte

You’re damn right we want to “debate” things that occurred in the past, Mitch.

Kind of like how you wanted to “debate” Benghazi endlessly.

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 1:30:14pm
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gocart mozart  May 25, 2021 • 1:34:39pm

Eric Idle liked my tweet.

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Mike Lamb  May 25, 2021 • 1:37:08pm

re: #138 jaunte

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So McConnell is against all criminal prosecutions of any kind? We aren’t living in Minority Report.

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 1:39:51pm

re: #139 Eclectic Cyborg

For Mitch, everything inconvenient is in the past, everything useful is happening now and always.

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Dangerman  May 25, 2021 • 1:40:38pm

re: #138 jaunte

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hint to mitch:

Everything “occurred in the past.”

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 1:42:18pm

re: #138 jaunte

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Have we stopped locking up criminals for crimes that occurred in the past?
Do we have a way to investigate future events?

It seems like we can only have hearings to investigate things that happened in the past.
Investigation of the present is the work of scientists, not politicians.

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lawhawk  May 25, 2021 • 1:42:47pm
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DesertDenizen  May 25, 2021 • 1:42:56pm

re: #142 Mike Lamb

So McConnell is against all criminal prosecutions of any kind? We aren’t living in Minority Report.

Yes. Yes he is. As long as it’s a Republican. I’m surprised no one has called the Insurrection the result of “youthful indiscretions” yet. That was a popular line from Republicans in my youth.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 1:48:19pm

re: #147 DesertDenizen

Yes. Yes he is. As long as it’s a Republican. I’m surprised no one has called the Insurrection the result of “youthful indiscretions” yet. That was a popular line from Republicans in my youth.

Is that when a Republican is caught with teenage prostitutes, regardless of the perps age?

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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 1:49:40pm

re: #148 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Is that when a Republican is caught with teenage prostitutes, regardless of the perps age?

Oh it’s when a Republican does anything naughty…like DesJarlais forcing his mistress to have an abortion…

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steve_davis  May 25, 2021 • 1:51:17pm

I’m kind of a sucker for chess sets. Just bought this on Ebay, for what I thought was a pretty competitive price for a Lardy. Lots of Lardy sets were made, but they aren’t made anymore, and the quality to me just still looks better than most reproduction sets getting drilled in India. Of course, it’s a 3” king, so now I have to find a nice board for a set with a 3” king! :-)

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darthstar  May 25, 2021 • 1:55:40pm
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Dangerman  May 25, 2021 • 2:00:55pm

re: #150 steve_davis

I’m kind of a sucker for chess sets. Just bought this on Ebay, for what I thought was a pretty competitive price for a Lardy. Lots of Lardy sets were made, but they aren’t made anymore, and the quality to me just still looks better than most reproduction sets getting drilled in India. Of course, it’s a 3” king, so now I have to find a nice board for a set with a 3” king! :-)

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which one’s Mongo?

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DesertDenizen  May 25, 2021 • 2:05:05pm

re: #148 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Is that when a Republican is caught with teenage prostitutes, regardless of the perps age?

In the 90s they used that excuse for every rotten thing they did in their personal lives. It was always “youthful indiscretions”, even when committed by men in their 40s and 50s.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 2:09:05pm

re: #153 DesertDenizen

In the 90s they used that excuse for every rotten thing they did in their personal lives. It was always “youthful indiscretions”, even when committed by men in their 40s and 50s.

I remember. It was still happening at least as late as the Kavanaugh confirmation.

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darthstar  May 25, 2021 • 2:10:53pm

The replies to this poor bastard are hilarious…and he keeps arguing with them that they’re bad analogies.

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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 2:11:41pm

re: #150 steve_davis

I’m kind of a sucker for chess sets. Just bought this on Ebay, for what I thought was a pretty competitive price for a Lardy. Lots of Lardy sets were made, but they aren’t made anymore, and the quality to me just still looks better than most reproduction sets getting drilled in India. Of course, it’s a 3” king, so now I have to find a nice board for a set with a 3” king! :-)

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Love chess. I have a set and board that were given to me by my friend the late Grandmaster Eduard Gufeld. He was a respected Soviet chess teacher/coach who moved to West Hollywood in the 90s. He’s buried in the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. A memorial to him is at the northeast corner of Santa Monica & Fairfax in Los Angeles.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 2:14:05pm

re: #155 darthstar

The replies to this poor bastard are hilarious…and he keeps arguing with them that they’re bad analogies.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 2:17:34pm
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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 2:18:16pm

It’s never the world’s widest cheesesteak for some reason.

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Egregious Philbin  May 25, 2021 • 2:19:15pm

re: #159 jaunte

I’m not afraid of heights, but I am afraid of widths…

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EPR-radar  May 25, 2021 • 2:19:21pm

re: #156 🌹UOJB!

Love chess. I have a set and board that were given to me by my friend the late Grandmaster Eduard Gufeld. He was a respected Soviet chess teacher/coach who moved to West Hollywood in the 90s. He’s buried in the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. A memorial to him is at the northeast corner of Santa Monica & Fairfax in Los Angeles.

I’m also very fond of chess, but sadly my diligence and talent weren’t really enough to become good at it.

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 2:19:57pm

re: #160 Egregious Philbin

It’s the hidden dimension of cheesteakery.

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darthstar  May 25, 2021 • 2:23:20pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 25, 2021 • 2:23:27pm

The proclamation that “the internet is forever” is just not true.

Which we already knew, but I tested it again: my first email address I had from near the early days of the internet. Among other things, I posted quite a bit to USENET.

USENET archives do exist online, but they are only a small subset of what was actually posted.

When searching for my old address (using google, bing, etc.) only one page comes up, a FAQ for a camera in which I assisted.

But I know I made thousands of public posts, not just on USENET but boards, etc.

My feeling is that we are now in a “dark age”, that so much of what we now write is for certain to be lost. It won’t even take a century to lose this information.

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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 2:24:28pm

re: #161 EPR-radar

I’m also very fond of chess, but sadly my diligence and talent weren’t really enough to become good at it.

EPR I got into correspondence chess and seriously played it from 1980-2000 and got to an International Master ranking but computers have taken the fun out of correspondence chess.

I played in the 13th US Championship and got my ass kicked only was able to draw a couple games.

Too many people started using computers now I just play blitz on line.

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 2:25:47pm

NEW YORK — Manhattan’s district attorney has convened the grand jury that is expected to decide whether to indict former president Donald Trump, other executives at his company or the business itself should prosecutors present the panel with criminal charges, according to two people familiar with the development.

……..snip……..
The move indicates that District Attorney Cyrus R. Vance Jr.’s investigation of the former president and his business has reached an advanced stage after more than two years. It suggests, too, that Vance believes he has found evidence of a crime — if not by Trump then by someone potentially close to him or by his company.

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darthstar  May 25, 2021 • 2:26:06pm

Grand Jury convened on the former guy in Manhattan.

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darthstar  May 25, 2021 • 2:27:15pm
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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 2:29:26pm

re: #168 darthstar

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Are they going to indict JFK Jr., too? 😵‍💫

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 2:30:19pm

re: #167 darthstar

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Jay C  May 25, 2021 • 2:37:12pm

re: #170 jaunte

Yam sandwich?

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  May 25, 2021 • 2:38:40pm

re: #156 🌹UOJB!

You’ve always got the best remembrances. Thank you.

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steve_davis  May 25, 2021 • 2:39:31pm

re: #161 EPR-radar

I’m also very fond of chess, but sadly my diligence and talent weren’t really enough to become good at it.

My only claim to fame is having once sold a chessbook on ebay to Anthony Saidy. I didn’t know it was Anthony Saidy until I saw the UPS label, and then did a little checking to make sure it wasn’t just a coincidence. “International Master Anthony Saidy” I wrote on the address line. “I did not know anyone would remember!” he wrote back in a comment. Never let it be said that common courtesy is common, or unappreciated. Apparently made one old man’s day.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 25, 2021 • 2:41:30pm

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Dopamine Fish  May 25, 2021 • 2:44:10pm

re: #174 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

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Would you do it if Hunter Biden asked you to?///

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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 2:48:30pm

re: #172 Colère Tueur de Lapin

You’ve always got the best remembrances. Thank you.

I wish my ROM plates weren’t decaying due to diabetes. But I sure do remember Eddie and his reminisces. Just wished I had a tape recorder going while he talked about Botvinnik, Smyslov, Tal, Korchnoi, Spassky, Karpov and ESPECIALLY Fischer & Bent Larsen.

Especially when he was drinking Dr. Pepper which he never got enough of!

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darthstar  May 25, 2021 • 2:50:14pm
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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 2:51:52pm

re: #173 steve_davis

My only claim to fame is having once sold a chessbook on ebay to Anthony Saidy. I didn’t know it was Anthony Saidy until I saw the UPS label, and then did a little checking to make sure it wasn’t just a coincidence. “International Master Anthony Saidy” I wrote on the address line. “I did not know anyone would remember!” he wrote back in a comment. Never let it be said that common courtesy is common, or unappreciated. Apparently made one old man’s day.

Memories of seeing Imre Konig, Jack Peters, Larry Christiansen, Issac Kashdan & Anthony Saidy playing at the Santa Monica Chess Club! Remember when Larry was working at the Players Chess News. did some analyzing with him!

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darthstar  May 25, 2021 • 2:55:07pm

Now that former guy owns the news cycle, it would be a good time for the Giuliani and Gaetz charges to slip in so that nobody pays attention to them.

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A Cranky One  May 25, 2021 • 3:01:22pm

I was once into chess and found a partner to play with during high school. Guy beat me consistently and was an insufferable asshole about it.

Found out later he was the state champion but he never mentioned it. If he had, it might have motivated me to learn more. But thanks to him being such an asshole I lost interest.

Looking back, it’s a shame. Too bad he was more interested in winning than the game itself.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 3:05:24pm

Faux outrage over a reasonable statement.

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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 3:15:12pm

Meanwhile in Nevada, the Proud Boys are engaged in taking over the GOP organization in Clark (Las Vegas) County…

talkingpointsmemo.com

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plansbandc  May 25, 2021 • 3:17:25pm

re: #89 Scottish Dragon

We have Cooper’s Hawks in the parks here. Sometimes they make “Looks like breakfast!” noises when they see my Chiweenie.

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darthstar  May 25, 2021 • 3:19:15pm

More Barr corruption surfacing…

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sagehen  May 25, 2021 • 3:22:01pm

re: #175 Dopamine Fish

Would you do it if Hunter Biden asked you to?///

nah.

But if Jill Biden, Michelle Obama, and Katie Porter asked me… yeah, I’d do it.

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plansbandc  May 25, 2021 • 3:25:15pm

re: #150 steve_davis

My dad had a nice set.

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EPR-radar  May 25, 2021 • 3:26:10pm

re: #180 A Cranky One

I was once into chess and found a partner to play with during high school. Guy beat me consistently and was an insufferable asshole about it.

Found out later he was the state champion but he never mentioned it. If he had, it might have motivated me to learn more. But thanks to him being such an asshole I lost interest.

Looking back, it’s a shame. Too bad he was more interested in winning than the game itself.

That’s one of the issues with chess — it’s only a decent game if the two players are reasonably close in playing strength.

Of course this business of being a bad winner is universal.

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retired cynic  May 25, 2021 • 3:26:27pm

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nines09  May 25, 2021 • 3:31:08pm

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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 3:31:43pm

re: #187 EPR-radar

That’s one of the issues with chess — it’s only a decent game if the two players are reasonably close in playing strength.

Of course this business of being a bad winner is universal.

Worst sore losers I ever encountered was when I played in a bridge tournament in my teens. We beat a pair by a single match point and both of them threw a massive tantrum yelling and screaming at us and when the director intervened, the wife slapped the director.

They wound up banned from play for a year.

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steve_davis  May 25, 2021 • 3:43:03pm

re: #178 🌹UOJB!

Memories of seeing Imre Konig, Jack Peters, Larry Christiansen, Issac Kashdan & Anthony Saidy playing at the Santa Monica Chess Club! Remember when Larry was working at the Players Chess News. did some analyzing with him!

Isaac Kashdan was a powerful player, possibly better than the others you mention—even Christiansen. Chess in America in the 1930’s was an absolute travesty. We had some of the strongest players in the world, and none of them got real support from the country or the federation. Israel Horowitz was possibly the second strongest player in the world for awhile in the 1930’s, and he’s mostly remembered now as a guy who wrote some Fred Reinfeld-like chess improvement books. (Edit: I may be overstating his strength a bit. I seemed to recall him being immensely strong, but Wiki doesn’t really mention that, and he got absolutely trounced by Reshevsky in a match, which doesn’t suggest he was elite strength).

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wrenchwench  May 25, 2021 • 3:43:33pm

re: #180 A Cranky One

I was once into chess and found a partner to play with during high school. Guy beat me consistently and was an insufferable asshole about it.

Found out later he was the state champion but he never mentioned it. If he had, it might have motivated me to learn more. But thanks to him being such an asshole I lost interest.

Looking back, it’s a shame. Too bad he was more interested in winning than the game itself.

In a Jr. High yearbook, I’m in the photo with the chess club…sitting at the next picnic table over, waiting for them.

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mmmirele  May 25, 2021 • 3:44:33pm

re: #129 So Cal Greek Hippie

Her father was a prominent LA attorney, so I think Kim Kardashian knows the entry conditions to law school and if she has the chops to do it. She doesn’t have to practice or specialize or even pass the bar, but having a law degree might help when signing very complex contracts

Agreed, although if I had to sign a very complex contract, I might hire an attorney specialized in that area of law. And I was once an attorney back in the Dark Ages.

I had a couple contact me a few weeks back about the non-disclosure agreement Mark Driscoll has his church volunteers sign. I strongly recommended they talk to a contracts attorney, because even though the NDA didn’t look like a contract (no consideration and no signature from Driscoll or his legal representative) I thought someone who had actually litigated contracts in the last 20 years would be better than me. (The attorney had the same opinion, not a contract.)

At the very least, she’ll at least know if Kanye is messing around with her in the divorce.

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steve_davis  May 25, 2021 • 3:46:49pm

re: #180 A Cranky One

I was once into chess and found a partner to play with during high school. Guy beat me consistently and was an insufferable asshole about it.

Found out later he was the state champion but he never mentioned it. If he had, it might have motivated me to learn more. But thanks to him being such an asshole I lost interest.

Looking back, it’s a shame. Too bad he was more interested in winning than the game itself.

Yeah, back in the late 80’s, early 90’s, I helped run some tournaments in Clemson, and there was that one insufferable twit who would show up after other players’ games during post mortems, showing with what felt like absolute arrogance where wins were missed, or combinations busted. Of course, that fellow turned out to be Ron Burnett, who was just finishing cutting his teeth on the chitlin circuit before going off to make his international master norms. Put it all in a different perspective! Actually, I shared an elevator with him at Land of the Sky once and he seemed like a really nice, approachable guy.

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wrenchwench  May 25, 2021 • 3:48:41pm
Karma: 241,241

No more! Stop! Take it back!

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austin_blue  May 25, 2021 • 3:50:36pm

re: #33 A Cranky One

I sure as hell wouldn’t go to Texas now.

Too many gun idiots without proper training carrying guns? No thanks. I wonder how many corporations will rethink locating to Texas with the current gun regulations and poor control over necessary infrastructure such as the power grid?

I work with folks in Texas, I’m curious about their reactions to this bullshit.

Ask them!

I’ll tell you mine;

I’m glad I live in South Austin. For instance, I went for groceries (HEB! The Best!) today. Everyone was wearing a mask. Every. Single. Person.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 25, 2021 • 3:52:00pm

re: #196 austin_blue

Around here I’d say we are at 50/50 mask usage tracking towards 40/60 (i.e. majority unmasked).

The vast majority of folks still wearing masks are minorities.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 25, 2021 • 3:54:42pm

Earthquake Strikes Near Congo’s Mount Nyiragongo Volcano, Raising Worries of Second Eruption

[…]

Dario Tedesco, an Italian volcanologist based in Goma, told Reuters the volcano’s crater has refilled with magma. That magma would race down the mountain’s slopes if an earthquake caused a crack in the crater.

“There’s no doubt Nyiragongo is still the most dangerous volcano in the world,” Tedesco said.

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mmmirele  May 25, 2021 • 3:58:49pm

re: #153 DesertDenizen

In the 90s they used that excuse for every rotten thing they did in their personal lives. It was always “youthful indiscretions”, even when committed by men in their 40s and 50s.

Henry Hyde, author of the Hyde Amendment, had a youthful indiscretion at 41. This came out when Hyde was trying to impeach Bill Clinton. The hypocrisy was astounding.

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 4:01:05pm

re: #199 mmmirele

“Hyde made the admission after the online magazine Salon, which has relentlessly attacked independent counsel Kenneth Starr, told his office it was publishing details of his affair with a former beauty stylist named Cherie Snodgrass.”
orlandosentinel.com

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 4:02:27pm

And he kept up the bullshit.

“The statute of limitations has long since passed on my youthful indiscretions,” Hyde said in a statement. “Suffice it to say Cherie Snodgrass and I were good friends a long, long time ago. After Mr. Snodgrass confronted my wife, the friendship ended and my marriage remained intact.”

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 25, 2021 • 4:03:45pm

re: #199 mmmirele

Henry Hyde, author of the Hyde Amendment, had a youthful indiscretion at 41. This came out when Hyde was trying to impeach Bill Clinton. The hypocrisy was astounding.

I am about to be 40 (August). I think of myself as many things. “Youthful” is not one of them anymore.

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 4:05:30pm
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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 4:05:47pm
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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 4:09:08pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  May 25, 2021 • 4:15:32pm

re: #205 jaunte

Please please PLEASE nail him to the fucking wall.

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sagehen  May 25, 2021 • 4:17:07pm

So if a Manhattan DA is convening a Manhattan Grand Jury, does that mean that at trial he’ll be judged by a Manhattan jury?

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DesertDenizen  May 25, 2021 • 4:17:32pm

re: #202 Eclectic Cyborg

I am about to be 40 (August). I think of myself as many things. “Youthful” is not one of them anymore.

I’m 43. Now they’re just indiscretions. Or more accurately, fuck ups.

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No Malarkey!  May 25, 2021 • 4:18:03pm

re: #207 sagehen

So if a Manhattan DA is convening a Manhattan Grand Jury, does that mean that at trial he’ll be judged by a Manhattan jury?

Yep

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sagehen  May 25, 2021 • 4:19:18pm

He’s toast.

Even the Republicans here can’t stand him.

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mmmirele  May 25, 2021 • 4:20:44pm

re: #200 jaunte

“Hyde made the admission after the online magazine Salon, which has relentlessly attacked independent counsel Kenneth Starr, told his office it was publishing details of his affair with a former beauty stylist named Cherie Snodgrass.”
orlandosentinel.com

That is correct, because that’s where I read it.

ETA I was 38 at the time and didn’t feel particularly “youthful.”

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No Malarkey!  May 25, 2021 • 4:21:45pm

Started watching Mare of Eastwood because it got great reviews. I hope I don’t already know the outcome from the SNL spoof.

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Sherlock Hound  May 25, 2021 • 4:24:08pm

re: #119 🌹UOJB!

And that TexAssHole stood his ground…now watch what happens when he tries that again with a pissed off person who whips out their gun to stand their ground…

“I’m a proud liberal and I believe in the Second Amendment.”

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gocart mozart  May 25, 2021 • 4:27:03pm
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plansbandc  May 25, 2021 • 4:29:48pm

Johnny Knoxville is 50.

Damn.

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teleskiguy  May 25, 2021 • 4:31:16pm

re: #215 plansbandc

Ian MacKaye is 60.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 25, 2021 • 4:34:12pm

I am not at all convinced that Trump will be indicted.

And even if he is, it will never go to trial.

Trump was already convicted twice - by the House.

But the jury (the Senate) let him go.

Trump sees these things as wins.

He will boast of beating the district attorneys in NY.

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darthstar  May 25, 2021 • 4:35:49pm
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Dopamine Fish  May 25, 2021 • 4:36:12pm

re: #217 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

I am not at all convinced that Trump will be indicted.

And even if he is, it will never go to trial.

Trump was already convicted twice - by the House.

But the jury (the Senate) let him go.

Trump sees these things as wins.

He will boast of beating the district attorneys in NY.

I am fairly convinced, at this point, that he will be indicted. I believe that it will end in a plea deal that leaves him with few, if any, consequences.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 25, 2021 • 4:37:13pm

re: #219 Dopamine Fish

I am fairly convinced, at this point, that he will be indicted. I believe that it will end in a plea deal that leaves him with few, if any, consequences.

And Trump will brag of his victory, and the MAGAheads will rally around him.

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darthstar  May 25, 2021 • 4:37:17pm

re: #219 Dopamine Fish

I am fairly convinced, at this point, that he will be indicted. I believe that it will end in a plea deal that leaves him with few, if any, consequences.

I hope he flips on his kids and they are still in prison when he dies.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2021 • 4:38:07pm

re: #201 jaunte

And he kept up the bullshit.

sounds like another MrUnderpants.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2021 • 4:41:50pm
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A Mom Anon  May 25, 2021 • 4:44:54pm

re: #223 Backwoods_Sleuth

How adorable is that?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2021 • 4:56:33pm
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 25, 2021 • 5:07:36pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2021 • 5:09:11pm
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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 5:09:20pm

re: #226 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

They all want to live in the pentameter house.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2021 • 5:12:01pm

re: #228 jaunte

They all want to live in the pentameter house.

better than in the sonnet shed

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2021 • 5:14:03pm

re: #229 Backwoods_Sleuth

better than in the sonnet shed

that landlord is REALLY strict, even worse than the haiku hut.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 5:14:24pm

re: #227 Backwoods_Sleuth

Marge’s people have always been pieces of shit. There are pictures of people just like her shouting at black students arriving at what they consider a white school in the 50s.

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EPR-radar  May 25, 2021 • 5:15:37pm

re: #221 darthstar

I hope he flips on his kids and they are still in prison when he dies.

What’s the point of Trump flipping on his kids? The kids should be flipping on him.

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mmmirele  May 25, 2021 • 5:16:31pm

re: #217 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

I am not at all convinced that Trump will be indicted.

And even if he is, it will never go to trial.

Trump was already convicted twice - by the House.

But the jury (the Senate) let him go.

Trump sees these things as wins.

He will boast of beating the district attorneys in NY.

I suspect this is going to be very boring, very tedious stuff. Kind of like how Al Capone was brought down by his tax returns. Except in Trump’s case, it’s not going to be tax returns. It will be the Achilles’ heel of wheeler dealer (in their own minds) real estate moguls who fudge appraisals and tax breaks with the City and State of New York. This grand jury is going to be bored out of their *socks* by discussions of easements, appraisals and tax credits.

It’s not going to get anywhere near politics, except in the sense that Trump will be seen as we always knew he was, a tax dodger and grifter of real estate benefits.

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darthstar  May 25, 2021 • 5:18:11pm

re: #232 EPR-radar

What’s the point of Trump flipping on his kids? The kids should be flipping on him.

He’ll probably try to flip on his CFO - and MTG’s anti-semitism will seem tame by comparison. But his CFO has the receipts.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2021 • 5:18:45pm
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(((Archangel1)))  May 25, 2021 • 5:20:27pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2021 • 5:24:35pm
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JOE 🥓  May 25, 2021 • 5:31:32pm

re: #235 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2021 • 5:32:35pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2021 • 5:34:18pm

re: #239 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

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Charles Johnson  May 25, 2021 • 5:35:02pm
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 25, 2021 • 5:35:02pm

re: #239 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Cheechako  May 25, 2021 • 5:36:24pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2021 • 5:38:35pm

re: #241 Charles Johnson

BEES HAVE THUMBS!!!

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Charles Johnson  May 25, 2021 • 5:45:36pm
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Belafon  May 25, 2021 • 5:47:09pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2021 • 5:50:52pm
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Dangerman  May 25, 2021 • 5:57:03pm

a murder in real time

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 5:59:03pm

re: #248 Dangerman

“…these theories we hear more about now…”
“…many people are saying…”

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Hecuba's daughter  May 25, 2021 • 6:09:45pm

Sunday, a girl friend and I met for brunch at a breakfast restaurant near me. It was surprising that the outside seating was not packed but then the maitre d explained the problem: the restaurant had originally had 6 cooks, 2 left (maybe it was the pandemic) awhile ago and then another 2 just quit. My guess is that the staff is not particularly well remunerated and found a more lucrative workplace now that the pandemic is winding down.

OTOH, 20 years ago when my husband was ill and hospitalized, I had a conversation with a local restaurateur who admitted that the only way he was able to continue operation was thru undocumented workers. Much of our service industry and agricultural businesses survive only through the dedication of those who are willing to work long hours, performing menial labor that few Americans are capable of, certainly at the wages and conditions of those work places.

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jaunte  May 25, 2021 • 6:10:32pm

Plus jazz soundtrack and aircraft!

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John Hughes  May 26, 2021 • 3:25:08pm

re: #55 ckkatz

Russia has been in decline since World War 1.

uh, no.

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John Hughes  May 26, 2021 • 3:27:44pm

re: #58 Charles Johnson

And you had the small advantage of being a man.

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John Hughes  May 26, 2021 • 3:32:36pm

re: #66 Scottish Dragon

I would have a shirt made:

I’m Trans, I have a gun and I will shoot your ass dead if you fuck with me.

Because if that’s how we are gonna roll, then go all the way.

You know how that goes?

I feel threatened, I will “stand my ground”.

Nice tee shirt. Sorry about the blood.

The black Panthers and move proved that guns only work for the oppressors.

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John Hughes  May 26, 2021 • 3:34:47pm

re: #73 Eric The Fruit Bat

The shitiest version of the parrot sketch.

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John Hughes  May 26, 2021 • 3:45:17pm

re: #117 jaunte

re: #127 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

What crap. Any shortage in good supply in the wear is artificial.

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John Hughes  May 26, 2021 • 3:48:27pm

re: #132 sagehen

You know what’s worse than fake celebrities?
People spending all their fine whining about fake celebrities.


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